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Speaker 5: Show, I don't joy, Yeah, Joy, you gotta.

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Speaker 7: Love. You know you gotta turn.

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Speaker 5: word of the money.

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Speaker 8: Come come out, you think, Ah huh, I sure will

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Speaker 8: of Good morning everybody you're listening to the voice, Come

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Speaker 8: on digny now, one and only Steve Harley got a

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Speaker 8: radio show today.

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Speaker 9: It's real simple for everybody that's trying to become successful

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Speaker 9: on any level, in any arena, any genre. I don't

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Speaker 9: care what it is. If you're trying to be successful,

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Speaker 9: this message is for you. Let me help you understand

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Speaker 9: something real clear. You ain't gonna make it the way

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Speaker 9: you want to, and you're not going to make it

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Speaker 9: to the heights that's fully out there and available for

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Speaker 9: you without God. And I'm just keep it real simple

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Speaker 9: and clean for you today. You're not going to make

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Speaker 9: it the way you want to, and you're not going

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Speaker 9: to get to the heights that's available to you without God.

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Speaker 9: You have to get this through your head. Try it

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Speaker 9: if you want to, because I did. I'm here to

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Speaker 9: tell you I am talking purely from experience. Here you

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Speaker 9: can try it without God, and you can see how

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Speaker 9: far you can get. Will you have some measures of success?

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Speaker 9: Of course you will. Will it feel like days like

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Speaker 9: you might make it? Of course you will. But let

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Speaker 9: me ask you a question, though. What you're gonna do

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Speaker 9: about them days when you feel like you ain't gonna

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Speaker 9: make it. When you're gonna do about them days where

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Speaker 9: it feel like there are no answers to your questions.

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Speaker 10: What you're gonna do about them days?

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Speaker 9: What you're gonna do about them days when everybody laughing

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Speaker 9: that you turn it against you. What you're gonna do

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Speaker 9: about them days when you just don't see no way

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Speaker 10: What you're gonna do about them days? I got the.

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Speaker 9: Sunshine, you know, sunshine cool? Everybody got friends? When it's

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Speaker 9: sunny outside. You want some friends, hit the lotto, You

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Speaker 9: wanna get rid of them friends, Go ask for some help.

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Speaker 1: Man.

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Speaker 9: I'm talking about man. They scatter like roaches when lights

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Speaker 9: come on. I'm trying to tell you, so, now here.

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Speaker 10: We go again.

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Speaker 9: You can do this without God now because I've done it,

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Speaker 9: and you can have yourself some measure success. Let me

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Speaker 9: even hip you to a little bit closer, though, let

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Speaker 9: me tell you why you are doing it without God

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Speaker 9: and having some measure of success.

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Speaker 10: Can I tell you why?

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Speaker 9: Because of God's grace and mercy to us, because of

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Speaker 9: his grace and mercy trying to keep us in spite

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Speaker 9: of ourself, for the real mission that He really got

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Speaker 9: for us. See that's the truth of the matter now,

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Speaker 9: now what we're talking about, NASTI see. So yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 9: you can do it without God, and you can have

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Speaker 9: some measure of success without God. And yeah, you know,

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Speaker 9: yeah you got your little degree and everything, or yeah

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Speaker 9: you completed the program God, all that, YadA, YadA YadA.

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Speaker 10: But don't you know something.

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Speaker 9: It's because of God's grace and mercy that he helps

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Speaker 9: when he bails us out anyway, when we ain't even

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Speaker 9: ask him to be bailed out. You know why, because

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Speaker 9: He love us that much that he would allow us

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Speaker 9: to exist until we get our mind together where he

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Speaker 10: Let's get this real straight and clear. Today.

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Speaker 9: You can do this without God if you want to,

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Speaker 9: but I'm telling you to get to where you really

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Speaker 9: want to be and to be all that God has

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Speaker 9: for you. You got to have God. There is no

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Speaker 9: Are you listening to me? I don't care what they say.

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Speaker 9: Don't get this thing twisted. They got these people out

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Speaker 9: get caught in no foolishness. You were created by God.

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Speaker 9: God created you and your soul. We were all created

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Speaker 9: in His image, all of us. Don't get to talking

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Speaker 10: Finish.

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Speaker 9: Cut a deal with the devil in all you ain't

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Speaker 9: The devil don't do deals. He one sided. I'm taking

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Speaker 9: you to hell. You going to hell. You're burning here,

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Speaker 9: that's his deal. I want your soul. I want you

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Speaker 9: to lose hope. I want you to take your life.

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Speaker 9: I want you to take some other people's lives. I

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Speaker 9: want you to feel hopeless. I want you to realize

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Speaker 9: that it ain't no God. That's his whole deal. His

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Speaker 9: the deal in drugs if you want to. But let

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Speaker 9: all the time, drug inc And all this here cocaine mafia.

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Speaker 10: Everybody on now go to jail and get killed.

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Speaker 9: Our prisons is filled today with our young boys because

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Speaker 9: they failed. For the old cliche, man, I gotta do

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Speaker 9: what I gotta do, I gotta get this money. Well,

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Speaker 9: the only reason you gotta do what you gotta do

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Speaker 9: is because, like I say all the time, you didn't

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Speaker 9: because of His grace and mercy that we exist, and

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Speaker 9: God is just taking care of you, looking out for you.

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Speaker 9: Got some angels and camped around you until you get

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Speaker 9: But now I want you to understand something. There's a

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Speaker 9: cost and a consequence and a penalty for everything we do.

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Speaker 9: This outside the will of God. That's for all of us.

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Speaker 9: All of us have consequences, penalties and everything that we

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Speaker 9: Understand that clearly, don't get this thing twisted sideways. You

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Speaker 4: You know.

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Speaker 10: I heard a young man tell me one day.

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Speaker 9: He said, Steve, you know, man, I just don't see

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Speaker 9: how God looking out for me, if he would allow

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Speaker 9: all these things to happen to me. I'm having such

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Speaker 9: how there's a God looking out for me. I looked

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Speaker 9: at a young man. I said, in the man, ask

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Speaker 9: standing here talking to you. I said, you're still free.

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Speaker 9: He said what you mean. I said, you ain't locked up,

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Speaker 9: are you? Said no, I'm standing here talking to you.

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Speaker 9: I said, where you get them clothes from?

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Speaker 10: I bought him.

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Speaker 9: I said, well, you bought them with what I bought

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Speaker 9: them with money. I said where you get the money from?

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Speaker 9: So I got job, mister Huh, I got job. I said, well,

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Speaker 9: well where you live though? He said, I got apartment.

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Speaker 9: I said, well where you the apartment from, mister Harvy,

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Speaker 9: I'm working. I got an apartment. I got a job.

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Speaker 9: I said, okay, okay, So now this this God ain't

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Speaker 9: looking out for you. Think finish finish telling me what

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Speaker 9: you're telling me. Well, see, man, I'm having it real

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Speaker 9: hard right now. I said, hey, hey, man, are you

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Speaker 9: are you hungry? Have you had lunch yet? He's yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 9: already had lunch yet. I said, oh, okay, okay, so

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Speaker 9: out for you? He said, oh. And you know, man,

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Speaker 9: every every time I try to do something, it seemed

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Speaker 9: it go wrong for you, I say, somehow you survive it.

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Speaker 9: He said, yeah, yeah, I survive in some kind of way.

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Speaker 9: But it's still be all messed up on me. I said,

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Speaker 9: I said, okay, man, gone finish telling me how how

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Speaker 9: God ain't looking out for you? And he stopped. He said, hey,

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Speaker 9: miss Harvey, He said, how come every time I tell

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Speaker 9: looking out for me? I said, because you're still here, man,

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Speaker 9: I said, See, you don't understanding. I said, you've seen

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Speaker 9: want it, any kind of way, I said, Man, thisesus

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Speaker 9: the test to your faith, I said, God looking out

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Speaker 9: for you the whole time. I said, every time you

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Speaker 9: the test, young man. The test is are you grateful

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Speaker 9: I never even looked at it like that. I said, well,

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Speaker 9: Sometimes you just got to look at what you do God, folks,

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Speaker 9: that's all it is. Okay, you can't make it with

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Speaker 9: be clear, let's go.

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Speaker 1: You're listening.

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Speaker 9: Morning show, ladies and gentlemen. It's about to go down.

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Speaker 9: What you're talking about, Steve, What I'm talking about every

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Speaker 9: more the start of something grand, the start of something new,

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Speaker 9: the start of something spectacular. You know what I'm talking about,

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Speaker 9: because it's about to happen to you, ladies and gentlemen.

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Speaker 10: It is on and cracking.

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Speaker 4: Here we are the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Give it

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Speaker 4: to me, damn it, give it to me.

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Speaker 3: I love it.

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Speaker 4: Whoa than you can quite as what I'm talking about.

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Speaker 4: I can't stop him. I'm too hot. They won't.

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Speaker 3: Up shut up.

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Speaker 10: Back then, they won't.

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Speaker 4: That's the only thing.

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Speaker 9: The only thing I miss about stand up is walking

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Speaker 9: out gosh and walking off.

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Speaker 3: Wow.

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Speaker 1: What does that feel like? How does it make you feel?

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Speaker 9: It's like it's the most incredible thing because as a

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Speaker 9: stand up what can never replace stand up? It is

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Speaker 9: simply the purest form of adelation that you can get

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Speaker 9: from a crowd because it's only a base on your

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Speaker 9: ability to provide enjoyment for them. You're not you're not

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Speaker 9: them back down memory lane with their favorite song. You're

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Speaker 9: not doing sing alongs. Ain't no such thing as a

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Speaker 9: Two three people walk in the bar.

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Speaker 4: Come on, you know it, everybody.

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Speaker 10: Come on, black man, white man, Chinese man, Come on, y'all,

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Speaker 4: This is a joker.

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Speaker 10: On is none of that. It is the purest form

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Speaker 9: And when you kill it, and I mean a ninety

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Speaker 9: Oh my god, Oh my god. It is unbelievable. It

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Speaker 9: then to top all of that off, God has given

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Speaker 10: Oh man, oh man, oh man.

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Speaker 3: Wow.

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Speaker 10: So let me just say quickly good morning to everybody

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Speaker 1: Now, good morning.

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Speaker 3: One more time.

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Speaker 4: Give it to me. Let's trap it out.

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Speaker 9: Let's just trap it all the way out today. Let

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Speaker 9: me set up the show for you. Keep on day,

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Speaker 9: don't stop we got the c l O coming up.

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Speaker 4: We got.

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Speaker 3: We got.

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Speaker 4: Oh we don't know, we'd be back with it.

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Speaker 3: Just show you.

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Speaker 1: You're listening Morning show. It's time to run that prank track.

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Speaker 12: Triple casket, run that cask.

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Speaker 6: Jacins Mortuary. This is Calvin. I help you.

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Speaker 4: How you covin? How you doing?

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Speaker 12: My name is Brandon Man Brandons. Uh okay, I'm calling.

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Speaker 12: We've got somebody that uh has passed, actually three people

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Speaker 6: Okay, I can definitely help you with that, and uh,

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Speaker 6: once again, I just want to to you know, just

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Speaker 6: now on we're here for you. Want to get that out.

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Speaker 6: Uh what is your mean uh you said three people, sir?

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Speaker 12: I wanted to bring attention to you. Do you guys

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Speaker 6: Yes, we do, gold plating, engraving. Uh even have a

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Speaker 4: A couple of hours. Yeah, I don't. I don't need

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Speaker 4: that on no goal or nothing like that. Listen, listen

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Speaker 12: Is it any way that you could maybe uh customize

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Speaker 3: Uh?

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Speaker 6: Yes, like we can. We can customize each individual casket

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Speaker 12: No, no, no, Calvin, I didn't want to ask. What

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Speaker 12: I'm saying is if I want to like like I said,

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Speaker 12: I don't have a problem with all three of them

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Speaker 4: I get you.

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Speaker 6: Uh, you know, to my knowledge is as far as

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Speaker 6: I've been in this business, I've never or uh, I'm

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Speaker 6: not really sure we can actually do that.

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Speaker 4: I mean, I mean, what's the problem if we can

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Speaker 6: Well, sir, I mean I think that's a I don't

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Speaker 6: even think if For one, it's legal in this state

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Speaker 6: I say that we actually you know.

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Speaker 12: But if you customize in a casket, Calvin, then you

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Speaker 12: ought to be able to put as many people in

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Speaker 12: ought to be get three.

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Speaker 4: People in there?

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Speaker 6: Right? Well, the customization is is the outer side of

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Speaker 6: the casket. And maybe you know some people even put

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Speaker 6: you know. Color wise.

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Speaker 4: Uh so what about when when is the person real big?

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Speaker 12: You a heavyset person. You know, you gotta have a

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Speaker 12: so you want to be able to put you gotta

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Speaker 12: be able to put three people in one casket if

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Speaker 6: Is there anybody else around you and your family that

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Speaker 4: I'm talking right now.

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Speaker 12: I'm trying to get I'm trying to accommodate my cousins

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Speaker 12: and get them straight. And I'm asking you can we

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Speaker 12: get them in a casket that one casket that can

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Speaker 12: accommodate three people if you put two pillows on my end.

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Speaker 4: One pillow.

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Speaker 6: That's not something we're really uh.

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Speaker 4: That ain't something you.

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Speaker 12: Used to doing, cap, But I'm calling you, telling you

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Speaker 12: that's the way I want this customize. Man.

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Speaker 6: A right, brother, Look, brother, brother, just to chill out

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Speaker 4: So we're trying to get three people are Yeah.

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Speaker 6: I have a standard plan. It'll be a low end

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Speaker 4: That's all we ain't got.

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Speaker 12: We don't have enough money for three individual caskets. I

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Speaker 12: We just need to big enough. Man, if you could

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Speaker 6: I'm not good. I'm not I don't want to go

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Speaker 4: You ain't gotta go back and forth with me. Building

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Speaker 4: that I need to I can bury my family.

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Speaker 6: I don't really know what to tell you, sir, but

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Speaker 6: I'm just really trying to help I'm trying to.

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Speaker 12: Don't you tell me you're gonna get three people in

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Speaker 13: We cannot do that.

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Speaker 4: You out of that.

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Speaker 9: Man.

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Speaker 4: I'm the one going through bereathing.

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Speaker 14: I understand that, but you are, you're you use the

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Speaker 13: We can't do it.

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Speaker 4: Brother, you hear me, No, no, no, no, hold on

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Speaker 4: my cousin them said they wanted to use no sir.

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Speaker 4: No okay.

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Speaker 12: Look look man, man, y'all gonna bury these three people

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Speaker 12: same damn caki men, two on one on one end

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Speaker 6: Man, sir, if you're a drinker, just stop, I ain't nobody.

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Speaker 12: Let me tell you something. Man, Let me say this

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Speaker 12: to you. Your name Calvin, right, yes, yes it is, sir. Okay,

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Speaker 12: so Calvi Calvin.

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Speaker 4: Let me say this to you.

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Speaker 12: Either y'all gonna bury my cousins the way I want it,

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Speaker 12: or Calvin, you gonna get your who you're talking to.

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Speaker 6: That's what's going now, now, No, now, that's it, right there, sir.

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Speaker 6: I've been trying to be as professional.

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Speaker 4: As I can.

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Speaker 6: This whole conversation is as crazy as it is.

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Speaker 14: But now, ain't nothing crazy about No, no, no, no, no.

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Speaker 4: You told you I want you to bury my cousin.

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Speaker 14: Come on down here.

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Speaker 6: I got some places to put your body and your

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Speaker 13: How about that?

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Speaker 4: Huh are you talking about?

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Speaker 14: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Because you know you don't sound too damn confident. You

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Speaker 4: don't sound too confident, Calvin.

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Speaker 6: I'm gonna tell you right now, this ain't the place

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Speaker 6: and I'm not the one you will be in the

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Speaker 14: Matter of fact, if you come here, I'm you up.

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Speaker 13: How about that?

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Speaker 12: Okay, Calvin, Okay, Calvin, let me tell you something. Calvin,

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Speaker 12: me and Tommy gonna be down there to date. Then

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Speaker 12: I'm bringing Tommy with me.

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Speaker 6: Tommy, huh.

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Speaker 12: This is a nephew, Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morney Show. Baby,

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Speaker 12: you just got Frank Calvin.

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Speaker 14: Yo, y'all have me bring the whip.

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Speaker 6: I just want to know who.

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Speaker 4: That works.

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Speaker 6: Yes, I'm a whip reggie. You bet watch what you drink?

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Speaker 14: You bet watch with you.

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Speaker 6: I'm on your to revenge red.

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Speaker 4: Hey, Calvin, give me this man. What's the baddest and

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Speaker 4: I mean the baddest radio show in the land.

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Speaker 12: Man?

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Speaker 6: You know it's nothing but the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 6: Y'all got got me, Got Me?

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Speaker 1: Coming up next, it is the Chief Love Officer, Steve Harvey.

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Speaker 1: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, guys, it

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Speaker 1: is time. Anything else anybody wanted to say about their weekend?

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Speaker 10: Because no, we ready, it's time.

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Speaker 15: I ask the CLO.

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Speaker 3: All right.

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Speaker 1: This one is from Deshalla. She listens on our podcast.

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Speaker 1: She says, I have three children, and my husband told

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Speaker 1: me he wants me to get back to the sexy

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Speaker 1: woman that he married. With three children under ten, there's

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Speaker 1: no time to be sexy. I usually throw on a

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Speaker 1: because the clothes cover up my great figure. I couldn't

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Speaker 1: care less. I had finally had enough of his criticism,

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Speaker 1: He said he was only telling me that for my

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Speaker 4: Well?

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Speaker 10: I think he could have approached it maybe a little

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Speaker 9: I think he has every right to want more from you,

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Speaker 9: But then you have every right to not be able

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Speaker 9: to give more. Gave three children. I mean, damn, that's

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Speaker 9: a big To have three children is a lot. I

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Speaker 9: just don't think the average man knows what that is,

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Speaker 9: how taxing it is. And then to be a real

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Speaker 9: mother is to care about every aspect of the child's life,

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Speaker 9: which men don't.

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Speaker 10: Sorry but we don't.

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Speaker 9: And so yeah, I want you to get back to

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Speaker 9: that little sexy being you was. Well, then he got

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Speaker 9: to start helping out.

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Speaker 10: That's right.

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Speaker 4: You know.

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Speaker 9: You gotta get somebody in here that can clean, and

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Speaker 9: somebody in here that can cook. That'll free up a

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Speaker 9: lot of time. Do you need somebody here to help

445
00:22:36,160 --> 00:22:38,520
Speaker 9: with the damn homework? That'll free up some more time.

446
00:22:38,560 --> 00:22:40,000
Speaker 9: Do you need somebody to take them to all these

447
00:22:40,040 --> 00:22:42,720
Speaker 9: little games and practice in that school's activity?

448
00:22:43,200 --> 00:22:44,680
Speaker 10: See this here, I have time.

449
00:22:45,920 --> 00:22:49,760
Speaker 9: There's three kids under ten, So you should consider what

450
00:22:49,880 --> 00:22:51,920
Speaker 9: he's doing. But you gotta explain to him what all

451
00:22:51,960 --> 00:22:55,040
Speaker 9: you do. And if he don't get that, then you

452
00:22:55,080 --> 00:22:57,640
Speaker 9: should have him take over the duties that you're doing

453
00:22:57,920 --> 00:22:59,879
Speaker 9: all of them so he can get a glimpse of.

454
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Speaker 1: Yeah, great answer. I love that answer, and it was, Yeah,

455
00:23:05,840 --> 00:23:10,000
Speaker 1: it's all in your delivery. Sometimes all right, oh Freda,

456
00:23:10,160 --> 00:23:12,440
Speaker 1: And DC says, I'm a thirty four year old single

457
00:23:12,520 --> 00:23:15,040
Speaker 1: woman and I'm attracted to a man that is a

458
00:23:15,280 --> 00:23:19,560
Speaker 1: little overweight. We hang out together and flirt, but when

459
00:23:19,600 --> 00:23:22,560
Speaker 1: he talks about us dating, I get scared because of

460
00:23:22,640 --> 00:23:26,960
Speaker 1: this weight and what people might say. I like bigger men,

461
00:23:27,320 --> 00:23:30,960
Speaker 1: but my mother and my sister are very judgmental. I

462
00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:33,639
Speaker 1: would have to be. I would hate to be embarrassed

463
00:23:33,680 --> 00:23:35,760
Speaker 1: on a date if someone stares at us or makes

464
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Speaker 1: a rude comment. Should I follow my heart even if

465
00:23:39,040 --> 00:23:40,800
Speaker 1: I have doubts about this guy.

466
00:23:41,320 --> 00:23:43,760
Speaker 10: Yeah, you should follow your heart. But let me ask

467
00:23:43,800 --> 00:23:44,240
Speaker 10: you a question.

468
00:23:45,040 --> 00:23:46,320
Speaker 4: How big is a.

469
00:23:49,680 --> 00:23:51,440
Speaker 10: People looking at you in batteries?

470
00:23:51,600 --> 00:23:52,760
Speaker 1: Little overweight?

471
00:23:53,520 --> 00:23:55,760
Speaker 9: Well, but she says she like big o me, And

472
00:23:55,920 --> 00:23:59,640
Speaker 9: how much bigg are we talking? But really, if that's

473
00:23:59,720 --> 00:24:02,960
Speaker 9: what you like, then the heck with your mom and

474
00:24:03,080 --> 00:24:06,159
Speaker 9: your sister. He might be a great guy, treat you

475
00:24:06,280 --> 00:24:09,240
Speaker 9: really really wonderful. But now it's gonna be something come

476
00:24:09,280 --> 00:24:13,520
Speaker 9: with the weight. Now, what you know, like you know,

477
00:24:13,720 --> 00:24:16,399
Speaker 9: like you got to think about you know, sleeping and

478
00:24:16,600 --> 00:24:19,520
Speaker 9: you know waking up and you know rolling over and

479
00:24:19,600 --> 00:24:22,240
Speaker 9: then you know, like he be laying in. Then you

480
00:24:22,359 --> 00:24:24,480
Speaker 9: fall in that crease and then he forgets you there,

481
00:24:24,600 --> 00:24:27,639
Speaker 9: he roll over and answers smoke, it's a lot of

482
00:24:27,680 --> 00:24:31,240
Speaker 9: stuff right here, and then swap and snoring in his weight. Yeah,

483
00:24:31,400 --> 00:24:34,560
Speaker 9: you know, the big people got the snows. Skinny people

484
00:24:34,600 --> 00:24:36,240
Speaker 9: snow too. But when you got that weight on you,

485
00:24:36,320 --> 00:24:39,600
Speaker 9: you really gonna snow, you know.

486
00:24:39,840 --> 00:24:39,879
Speaker 12: So.

487
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Speaker 9: But if I was you, I'd go on to date

488
00:24:42,760 --> 00:24:45,560
Speaker 9: the guy. He might be a great guy. You can

489
00:24:45,640 --> 00:24:48,280
Speaker 9: get him to lose weight. You can get a man

490
00:24:48,359 --> 00:24:51,480
Speaker 9: to lose weight. You can't turn us nothing dude into

491
00:24:51,560 --> 00:24:54,120
Speaker 9: a great guy, though, So if you got a great guy,

492
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Speaker 9: help him with the flaw.

493
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Speaker 1: You know that's a great point. You should say that again.

494
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Speaker 9: Well, I mean it's real simple. You can take a

495
00:25:00,560 --> 00:25:02,720
Speaker 9: guy with a flaw. You can help him with his flaw.

496
00:25:03,160 --> 00:25:05,800
Speaker 9: You can't turn a nothing guy into a great man.

497
00:25:05,880 --> 00:25:07,760
Speaker 9: But you can take a great man with a flaw

498
00:25:07,840 --> 00:25:10,119
Speaker 9: and help him with the flaw. You can get him

499
00:25:10,160 --> 00:25:12,440
Speaker 9: to eat right, Tell him you love him more. Why

500
00:25:12,440 --> 00:25:15,400
Speaker 9: don't you put the proposal to him? Why don't you say, hey, look,

501
00:25:16,200 --> 00:25:18,720
Speaker 9: I love to consider taking this, but I really want

502
00:25:18,760 --> 00:25:21,200
Speaker 9: you to be healthy because I don't want to fall

503
00:25:21,280 --> 00:25:23,280
Speaker 9: in love with a man that's not going to be here,

504
00:25:24,240 --> 00:25:26,560
Speaker 9: so let's start dating. But I want you to actively

505
00:25:26,680 --> 00:25:29,159
Speaker 9: work on eating better because I want to be healthy.

506
00:25:29,240 --> 00:25:31,639
Speaker 9: I want to live a long life. If you present

507
00:25:31,760 --> 00:25:33,720
Speaker 9: that to a man, he'll go, WHOA wait a minute,

508
00:25:33,760 --> 00:25:37,119
Speaker 9: I get this chick if I just start eating baked

509
00:25:37,200 --> 00:25:38,040
Speaker 9: chicken instead.

510
00:25:37,800 --> 00:25:38,480
Speaker 4: Of fried chick.

511
00:25:40,600 --> 00:25:42,679
Speaker 1: Because she says she's attracted to him.

512
00:25:43,280 --> 00:25:45,199
Speaker 4: Yeah, he's just a big sexy right now.

513
00:25:45,359 --> 00:25:51,240
Speaker 9: That's gread big hoff and that's acts from love sexy.

514
00:25:51,640 --> 00:25:53,200
Speaker 3: She did not say all of that.

515
00:25:56,920 --> 00:25:58,840
Speaker 1: Why did you get all of that out of a

516
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Speaker 1: little way.

517
00:26:02,520 --> 00:26:05,320
Speaker 9: About what people gonna say when they see see them

518
00:26:05,400 --> 00:26:09,040
Speaker 9: with each other, that's what it is. That's embarrassing. That's

519
00:26:09,280 --> 00:26:16,840
Speaker 9: that's that's that's embarrassment. Fact, there's no such thing, is it?

520
00:26:17,160 --> 00:26:17,440
Speaker 1: It is?

521
00:26:18,119 --> 00:26:18,159
Speaker 12: What?

522
00:26:21,240 --> 00:26:23,280
Speaker 1: All right, we're moving on. Did you say all you

523
00:26:23,359 --> 00:26:25,400
Speaker 1: need is to say you're a little overweight?

524
00:26:25,480 --> 00:26:25,840
Speaker 4: All right?

525
00:26:29,400 --> 00:26:33,879
Speaker 1: It's shamed in a small town, that's it, just in

526
00:26:33,960 --> 00:26:36,439
Speaker 1: a small town. Says I'm a twenty seven year old man,

527
00:26:36,880 --> 00:26:39,200
Speaker 1: and I had an ugly breakup with the woman I

528
00:26:39,320 --> 00:26:42,600
Speaker 1: dated for three years. I cheated on her a few times,

529
00:26:42,760 --> 00:26:45,880
Speaker 1: and she broke up with me. Since then, she's told

530
00:26:46,160 --> 00:26:49,800
Speaker 1: everybody that I'm terrible in the bedroom, and I'm the

531
00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:54,080
Speaker 1: tiniest man she's ever been with. I feel like every

532
00:26:54,160 --> 00:26:57,240
Speaker 1: girl has heard the rumor, and I know for sure

533
00:26:57,400 --> 00:26:59,800
Speaker 1: all of my boys have. My uncle said when he

534
00:26:59,920 --> 00:27:02,520
Speaker 1: was young, one of his friends was called tiny because

535
00:27:02,560 --> 00:27:05,720
Speaker 1: his wife told everyone in town that he was tiny.

536
00:27:06,600 --> 00:27:08,920
Speaker 1: How can I stop this before it gets worse?

537
00:27:09,400 --> 00:27:11,240
Speaker 10: Yeah, you got to move though.

538
00:27:16,400 --> 00:27:17,080
Speaker 1: Small town.

539
00:27:17,680 --> 00:27:19,520
Speaker 9: You're not FeelA fix that. You need to get up

540
00:27:19,560 --> 00:27:22,080
Speaker 9: into a big city. You ain't go from small town

541
00:27:22,200 --> 00:27:26,600
Speaker 9: to big city. Your reputation is gone. You ain't ever

542
00:27:26,720 --> 00:27:30,560
Speaker 9: getting it back. You ain't ever getting it back on

543
00:27:30,760 --> 00:27:31,880
Speaker 9: the way you can get it back.

544
00:27:31,960 --> 00:27:32,240
Speaker 3: You ain't.

545
00:27:32,320 --> 00:27:33,399
Speaker 10: You ain't gonna be able to do that.

546
00:27:33,960 --> 00:27:35,119
Speaker 1: That's pretty good for cheating.

547
00:27:35,359 --> 00:27:35,560
Speaker 3: Man.

548
00:27:35,680 --> 00:27:41,920
Speaker 9: You gotta release photos online, shop editor photos yourself. You know,

549
00:27:43,040 --> 00:27:45,680
Speaker 9: biker shorts with big prints in it. That's what you're

550
00:27:45,680 --> 00:27:49,800
Speaker 9: gonna have to You got to move to Atlanta, homie.

551
00:27:53,920 --> 00:27:56,920
Speaker 1: All right, Celo, thank you so much. Great as usual,

552
00:27:57,400 --> 00:28:04,159
Speaker 1: you're listening morning. I got to ask the guys, what

553
00:28:04,359 --> 00:28:07,840
Speaker 1: was the best summer job you ever had? And what

554
00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:10,320
Speaker 1: job would you not do again, no matter how much

555
00:28:10,400 --> 00:28:10,840
Speaker 1: you paid?

556
00:28:11,440 --> 00:28:14,960
Speaker 9: Steve, What job would I not do again? No matter

557
00:28:15,040 --> 00:28:18,399
Speaker 9: how much you paid that foundry at for a.

558
00:28:18,440 --> 00:28:21,920
Speaker 1: Motor come, Oh you you wouldn't do that.

559
00:28:22,480 --> 00:28:24,879
Speaker 10: I wouldn't do that, and I would not do no.

560
00:28:25,119 --> 00:28:26,720
Speaker 10: The worst that you know?

561
00:28:26,960 --> 00:28:31,439
Speaker 9: The foundry I didn't like it, the assimilar nine at

562
00:28:31,480 --> 00:28:33,399
Speaker 9: four man. I have some cool people I worked with.

563
00:28:34,080 --> 00:28:36,320
Speaker 9: That wasn't bad. Going to work wasn't what I was

564
00:28:36,680 --> 00:28:37,119
Speaker 9: meant to do.

565
00:28:37,320 --> 00:28:41,720
Speaker 10: But uh, the Lincoln Electric is the worst job I've

566
00:28:41,760 --> 00:28:42,800
Speaker 10: ever had. I hated.

567
00:28:43,240 --> 00:28:44,080
Speaker 1: What did you do there?

568
00:28:44,280 --> 00:28:45,080
Speaker 4: What did you do there?

569
00:28:45,560 --> 00:28:50,080
Speaker 10: I wrap coil wire. It's really tough. You know what

570
00:28:50,240 --> 00:28:50,800
Speaker 10: dies are.

571
00:28:52,200 --> 00:28:55,480
Speaker 9: Knives are these small round things that you pull wire through,

572
00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:57,600
Speaker 9: and every die gets smaller.

573
00:28:57,680 --> 00:29:00,800
Speaker 10: So the wire goes through and compress it's and shaves

574
00:29:00,880 --> 00:29:02,200
Speaker 10: down and gets thinner and thinner.

575
00:29:03,320 --> 00:29:07,800
Speaker 9: So let's say the wire starts like a microphone cord, okay,

576
00:29:08,280 --> 00:29:10,760
Speaker 9: and what you're trying to get it down to is

577
00:29:13,800 --> 00:29:18,080
Speaker 9: a chord wire that goes inside of inside to speaker

578
00:29:18,160 --> 00:29:23,080
Speaker 9: wire and really yeah, so you put that through the

579
00:29:23,240 --> 00:29:25,960
Speaker 9: die and it goes through this machine at a high speed,

580
00:29:26,400 --> 00:29:29,680
Speaker 9: and every diet goes through, every six eight feet gets

581
00:29:29,720 --> 00:29:33,280
Speaker 9: small and small, and it wraps up into a big coil,

582
00:29:35,160 --> 00:29:36,720
Speaker 9: and then you got to box it up and put

583
00:29:36,760 --> 00:29:39,800
Speaker 9: it on the pallette. Now to break even, you had

584
00:29:39,840 --> 00:29:41,880
Speaker 9: to make two hundred and thirty eight boxes a day.

585
00:29:43,560 --> 00:29:45,040
Speaker 4: Wow, it'd be some days.

586
00:29:45,080 --> 00:29:51,320
Speaker 10: I finished. I got eighty short.

587
00:29:54,280 --> 00:29:56,800
Speaker 9: Ugly, I mean, you know, but now you're gonna get

588
00:29:56,800 --> 00:30:00,960
Speaker 9: a guarantee. But to get the bone this you had

589
00:30:01,040 --> 00:30:03,520
Speaker 9: to make extra And at the end of the year,

590
00:30:03,600 --> 00:30:04,920
Speaker 9: guys was getting fifty.

591
00:30:04,720 --> 00:30:10,000
Speaker 10: Thousand dollars boxes sixty five thousand dollars. What you get

592
00:30:10,240 --> 00:30:10,920
Speaker 10: I ain't never get.

593
00:30:12,280 --> 00:30:18,440
Speaker 1: Oh you didn't even get a bonus period. Well what

594
00:30:18,920 --> 00:30:21,560
Speaker 1: about it? I mean, how can they do?

595
00:30:21,840 --> 00:30:22,280
Speaker 3: Why was it?

596
00:30:22,320 --> 00:30:24,160
Speaker 4: Why was you so slow with yours?

597
00:30:24,680 --> 00:30:27,440
Speaker 10: I hate it? You just I hated man.

598
00:30:27,520 --> 00:30:29,680
Speaker 9: I didn't like doing the mechanical work to keep the

599
00:30:29,800 --> 00:30:32,200
Speaker 9: line running, because you had to change ther dies all

600
00:30:32,280 --> 00:30:35,520
Speaker 9: the time, because the respect to come by and tell

601
00:30:35,560 --> 00:30:37,640
Speaker 9: you that your wire has a score in it, which

602
00:30:37,720 --> 00:30:41,200
Speaker 9: means a little scratch that means one of the dyes

603
00:30:41,360 --> 00:30:44,480
Speaker 9: is wore out and you don't catch it. And then

604
00:30:44,560 --> 00:30:48,360
Speaker 9: the inspector come by and x out all your boxes

605
00:30:49,800 --> 00:30:51,720
Speaker 9: in the box with the scores and it got to go.

606
00:30:52,760 --> 00:30:57,760
Speaker 9: So you lose fifteen fifteen boxes went up. Inspector come

607
00:30:57,840 --> 00:30:58,720
Speaker 9: it was, I hate it.

608
00:30:59,680 --> 00:31:03,400
Speaker 1: Wow, you're depressed telling us about it?

609
00:31:03,800 --> 00:31:04,760
Speaker 4: So that.

610
00:31:06,280 --> 00:31:07,600
Speaker 1: What how old were you then?

611
00:31:08,520 --> 00:31:08,720
Speaker 14: Oh?

612
00:31:10,320 --> 00:31:12,040
Speaker 10: Twenty three?

613
00:31:12,920 --> 00:31:15,720
Speaker 1: M So that was one of your first like full

614
00:31:15,800 --> 00:31:16,520
Speaker 1: time jobs.

615
00:31:17,560 --> 00:31:17,960
Speaker 4: Right after?

616
00:31:18,040 --> 00:31:18,560
Speaker 10: Did you quit?

617
00:31:19,320 --> 00:31:20,480
Speaker 1: Did you quit or they fired you?

618
00:31:20,560 --> 00:31:20,720
Speaker 4: Yeah?

619
00:31:20,720 --> 00:31:21,080
Speaker 10: I quit?

620
00:31:23,520 --> 00:31:24,600
Speaker 4: I made up the store.

621
00:31:25,600 --> 00:31:26,680
Speaker 3: What did you say?

622
00:31:27,440 --> 00:31:28,840
Speaker 4: What is happening?

623
00:31:29,480 --> 00:31:31,160
Speaker 1: You're not doing any business?

624
00:31:33,160 --> 00:31:35,520
Speaker 4: Oh the small business lock.

625
00:31:37,960 --> 00:31:38,400
Speaker 10: Opened up?

626
00:31:38,440 --> 00:31:41,080
Speaker 9: Corpon clean coming down. I didn't have no longer. I

627
00:31:41,240 --> 00:31:44,520
Speaker 9: just wanted to walk out with dignity. Look had man,

628
00:31:44,560 --> 00:31:45,280
Speaker 9: we're gonna miss you.

629
00:31:45,400 --> 00:31:45,560
Speaker 1: Man.

630
00:31:45,600 --> 00:31:48,160
Speaker 4: You a good dude. Man, he was funny.

631
00:31:48,200 --> 00:31:48,320
Speaker 14: Man.

632
00:31:48,360 --> 00:31:49,600
Speaker 10: You kept us live in here.

633
00:31:49,680 --> 00:31:50,840
Speaker 9: Man with that?

634
00:31:50,960 --> 00:31:52,520
Speaker 4: Why I had been whooping your behind?

635
00:31:52,600 --> 00:31:53,160
Speaker 10: That please?

636
00:31:53,800 --> 00:31:53,960
Speaker 12: Man?

637
00:31:55,160 --> 00:31:57,440
Speaker 1: So sad telling her why I was.

638
00:31:59,040 --> 00:31:59,280
Speaker 4: Dying?

639
00:31:59,360 --> 00:32:02,360
Speaker 9: Man, I worked midnight ship from midnight to eat in

640
00:32:02,360 --> 00:32:04,880
Speaker 9: the morning. I would be so so coming home. I

641
00:32:05,040 --> 00:32:09,600
Speaker 9: drive by my exit. Wow, that's how sleepy I would be.

642
00:32:10,200 --> 00:32:12,440
Speaker 9: I missed my exit at least five times.

643
00:32:13,320 --> 00:32:16,120
Speaker 1: Okay, so let's switch it and ask you what was

644
00:32:16,240 --> 00:32:19,080
Speaker 1: the best summer job you had? Because that depressed us.

645
00:32:19,120 --> 00:32:19,280
Speaker 16: All.

646
00:32:20,760 --> 00:32:22,600
Speaker 9: I got a job at a swimming pool as a

647
00:32:22,680 --> 00:32:23,960
Speaker 9: lifeguard and can't swim.

648
00:32:25,360 --> 00:32:26,480
Speaker 1: That's the best job.

649
00:32:28,640 --> 00:32:29,080
Speaker 4: In college.

650
00:32:29,120 --> 00:32:31,200
Speaker 9: I got a job at the swimming pool of watching

651
00:32:31,280 --> 00:32:34,840
Speaker 9: girls has a lifeguard and couldn't swim on that chair,

652
00:32:34,960 --> 00:32:36,320
Speaker 9: just hoping when nobody get in.

653
00:32:37,040 --> 00:32:40,800
Speaker 4: Did anybody ever get in a in a drastic situation?

654
00:32:41,800 --> 00:32:41,840
Speaker 6: No?

655
00:32:42,720 --> 00:32:43,200
Speaker 1: Thank god?

656
00:32:43,280 --> 00:32:44,760
Speaker 4: Oh you got lucky man.

657
00:32:47,080 --> 00:32:48,920
Speaker 9: I had all the life to ask some stuff over there.

658
00:32:49,960 --> 00:32:51,440
Speaker 9: I have so much stuff in the pool. I was

659
00:32:51,480 --> 00:32:53,480
Speaker 9: throwing furniture in the pool. I had so much furniture

660
00:32:53,480 --> 00:32:55,720
Speaker 9: in the pool. One time one dude got in trouble

661
00:32:56,160 --> 00:32:57,720
Speaker 9: and I threw so much stuff in the pool he

662
00:32:57,760 --> 00:32:58,440
Speaker 9: could walk.

663
00:32:58,280 --> 00:33:00,800
Speaker 4: Out through a star phone. Cool.

664
00:33:01,960 --> 00:33:04,640
Speaker 10: I had so much more furnit than that he could

665
00:33:04,720 --> 00:33:05,120
Speaker 10: walk out.

666
00:33:05,960 --> 00:33:08,120
Speaker 1: So they didn't test you or anything to see if

667
00:33:08,160 --> 00:33:10,360
Speaker 1: you could swim. They just hired you on the spot.

668
00:33:10,560 --> 00:33:11,240
Speaker 4: That's crazy.

669
00:33:11,480 --> 00:33:15,960
Speaker 9: Well, what happened was my name was Steve Harvey. Yes,

670
00:33:16,080 --> 00:33:18,200
Speaker 9: of course it was a white guy at the school

671
00:33:18,320 --> 00:33:22,560
Speaker 9: named Steve Darby. Okay, he didn't come to work.

672
00:33:22,760 --> 00:33:26,320
Speaker 4: So I went and I want you.

673
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Speaker 10: He said, are you Steve Darby? And I went yeah,

674
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Speaker 10: no proud. He said, well here you go handing me

675
00:33:32,960 --> 00:33:35,840
Speaker 10: that little red thing. He said, where's your shorts?

676
00:33:36,920 --> 00:33:41,160
Speaker 9: Okay, so I told him I having tomorrow. I just

677
00:33:41,240 --> 00:33:43,000
Speaker 9: brought my pants to that. I rolled him up and

678
00:33:43,040 --> 00:33:50,880
Speaker 9: set up on this chair. I'm lifeguarding with the lady.

679
00:33:50,960 --> 00:33:53,880
Speaker 9: Told him my name is Steve Harvey. I got paid

680
00:33:53,920 --> 00:33:54,920
Speaker 9: man about six weeks.

681
00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:59,880
Speaker 1: What so Steve Darby never came back, the white guy.

682
00:34:00,360 --> 00:34:00,720
Speaker 10: I don't know what.

683
00:34:02,840 --> 00:34:04,600
Speaker 9: I have no idea what happened to this dude? He

684
00:34:04,640 --> 00:34:07,920
Speaker 9: ain't show up. Wow, Steve Harvey went on in there

685
00:34:07,920 --> 00:34:10,759
Speaker 9: and got the life opposite. Anybody had a drown in

686
00:34:10,800 --> 00:34:13,719
Speaker 9: that pool, they'd have been dead. But god, I can't

687
00:34:13,800 --> 00:34:17,439
Speaker 9: say nobody and wasn't about to jump in that deep

688
00:34:18,239 --> 00:34:22,279
Speaker 9: and this five foot.

689
00:34:24,200 --> 00:34:26,680
Speaker 12: And we know this just when a Margie tried to

690
00:34:26,719 --> 00:34:28,600
Speaker 12: get in the water in Hawaii. You remember that he

691
00:34:28,719 --> 00:34:30,720
Speaker 12: almost Yes.

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00:34:30,680 --> 00:34:31,800
Speaker 4: He did, Yes, he did that?

693
00:34:32,320 --> 00:34:34,280
Speaker 1: And you did you ever learn to swim?

694
00:34:34,360 --> 00:34:34,640
Speaker 3: Steve?

695
00:34:35,360 --> 00:34:36,440
Speaker 10: I have get back.

696
00:34:38,239 --> 00:34:39,360
Speaker 4: Whatever I fell off of.

697
00:34:39,560 --> 00:34:40,359
Speaker 10: I can swim good.

698
00:34:40,400 --> 00:34:42,640
Speaker 4: And he got to get out way he got get out.

699
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Speaker 1: You're listening Morning Show. It's time now for a round

700
00:34:49,719 --> 00:34:55,200
Speaker 1: of would you rather? Would you rather be reincarnated as

701
00:34:55,280 --> 00:35:01,440
Speaker 1: an animal or as a human? Again? Damn around, but

702
00:35:01,560 --> 00:35:03,080
Speaker 1: if you came back as an animal?

703
00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:05,360
Speaker 3: Oh? Just I signed on.

704
00:35:07,840 --> 00:35:10,640
Speaker 9: Gott to find something to eat. I ain't got no money,

705
00:35:11,360 --> 00:35:13,040
Speaker 9: I ain't coming down in here, ain't got no money.

706
00:35:13,040 --> 00:35:14,160
Speaker 9: I've done that before.

707
00:35:15,600 --> 00:35:16,960
Speaker 4: The first part of your life.

708
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Speaker 9: Yeah, I will already been an animal. Yeah, we ain't

709
00:35:22,360 --> 00:35:25,359
Speaker 9: doing that. No, damn off, not with no money, no law.

710
00:35:26,400 --> 00:35:28,080
Speaker 9: I don't want no parts of that. I want to

711
00:35:28,120 --> 00:35:33,080
Speaker 9: be involved in currency exchange. At some point of hope

712
00:35:33,160 --> 00:35:34,920
Speaker 9: somebody set a bowl of milk out.

713
00:35:35,040 --> 00:35:41,200
Speaker 1: Then hell, all right, okay, moving on? Would you rather

714
00:35:41,400 --> 00:35:45,040
Speaker 1: not speak for an entire year or would you rather

715
00:35:45,160 --> 00:35:47,200
Speaker 1: not here for an entire year?

716
00:35:47,840 --> 00:35:50,160
Speaker 4: If I came here, then am I speaking?

717
00:35:50,320 --> 00:35:51,040
Speaker 10: I don't get it.

718
00:35:51,160 --> 00:35:54,399
Speaker 9: And I'm gonna tell you right now. If you can't

719
00:35:54,440 --> 00:36:02,279
Speaker 9: hear you, sug gonna sound stupid that you used to hear.

720
00:36:03,640 --> 00:36:03,800
Speaker 12: You know.

721
00:36:03,960 --> 00:36:06,640
Speaker 10: I have trouble pronouncing words and I can hear them. Boy,

722
00:36:06,640 --> 00:36:07,839
Speaker 10: if I can't hear you can hear?

723
00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:15,000
Speaker 4: What is his ass talking? I think I want to hear.

724
00:36:16,280 --> 00:36:21,319
Speaker 9: Okay, so you can type, right, But if you can't hear, no, man,

725
00:36:21,400 --> 00:36:26,920
Speaker 9: I can't. But not talking for a year A lot

726
00:36:26,960 --> 00:36:30,160
Speaker 9: of writing though I can't hear a lot of writing,

727
00:36:30,200 --> 00:36:32,840
Speaker 9: A lot of right, I can't hear you.

728
00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:34,440
Speaker 10: The money I'm gonna be missing out on.

729
00:36:34,600 --> 00:36:38,800
Speaker 1: I can't talk, yeah living Yeah, right, these sets and

730
00:36:38,880 --> 00:36:39,520
Speaker 1: hold them up.

731
00:36:44,200 --> 00:36:46,800
Speaker 4: A lot of text cussing, a lot of text cussing.

732
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Speaker 1: All right, guys, would you rather climb the highest mountain

733
00:36:52,080 --> 00:36:53,439
Speaker 1: or swim the deepest sea?

734
00:36:53,880 --> 00:36:54,120
Speaker 3: Ah?

735
00:36:54,600 --> 00:36:58,080
Speaker 10: Man, Why that's up on that mountain. I'm gonna die

736
00:36:58,080 --> 00:36:59,759
Speaker 10: in that water. That's for damn.

737
00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:01,120
Speaker 4: Ain't getting the water, man.

738
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Speaker 10: But but I can't handle heights because of I get

739
00:37:04,920 --> 00:37:06,080
Speaker 10: out to sickness.

740
00:37:06,640 --> 00:37:09,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, what she's gonna do? So we're going down the

741
00:37:09,120 --> 00:37:10,200
Speaker 4: way up or down the way.

742
00:37:10,080 --> 00:37:17,360
Speaker 2: Down, like like, yeah, I'm not I'm not finna do

743
00:37:17,480 --> 00:37:20,040
Speaker 2: that though, Okay, that don't make no sense.

744
00:37:20,080 --> 00:37:21,160
Speaker 10: I don't even want up there.

745
00:37:22,520 --> 00:37:23,759
Speaker 4: I don't even know.

746
00:37:24,239 --> 00:37:26,520
Speaker 10: It would mean nothing for me to stick a flag

747
00:37:26,600 --> 00:37:28,160
Speaker 10: in the top of every nothing.

748
00:37:29,080 --> 00:37:32,080
Speaker 1: So then you're going to the deepest seas.

749
00:37:32,800 --> 00:37:35,640
Speaker 4: Yeah, but I can't swim, So hell I swim, but

750
00:37:35,680 --> 00:37:37,000
Speaker 4: I ain't going way down now.

751
00:37:37,920 --> 00:37:41,759
Speaker 1: All right, that's today's round. Would you rather come in?

752
00:37:42,120 --> 00:37:44,760
Speaker 10: We didn't like today?

753
00:37:47,400 --> 00:37:47,719
Speaker 3: Thank you?

754
00:37:47,960 --> 00:37:50,440
Speaker 1: Coming up more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Right

755
00:37:50,520 --> 00:37:55,919
Speaker 1: after that, you're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. So Steve,

756
00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:59,080
Speaker 1: here's the question from Steve Harvey f M. All right,

757
00:37:59,800 --> 00:38:02,399
Speaker 1: it's says have you ever thought the wrong thing at

758
00:38:02,440 --> 00:38:06,880
Speaker 1: the wrong moment? Now? This email is from d He says, Hey, guys,

759
00:38:07,760 --> 00:38:12,480
Speaker 1: a comedy booker who I deal with has a new secretary.

760
00:38:12,760 --> 00:38:15,000
Speaker 1: The new secretary doesn't love me as much as the

761
00:38:15,120 --> 00:38:20,000
Speaker 1: old secretary. Subsequently, I get less booked less often. The

762
00:38:20,080 --> 00:38:23,279
Speaker 1: new secretary's brother just died, and I thought, sure it

763
00:38:23,280 --> 00:38:25,759
Speaker 1: would be nice if the old secretary would come back

764
00:38:25,800 --> 00:38:27,760
Speaker 1: for a few weeks and I will get some bookings.

765
00:38:28,280 --> 00:38:31,839
Speaker 1: Now I feel bad, favor Tommy. When was the last

766
00:38:31,920 --> 00:38:34,400
Speaker 1: time you thought the wrong thing at the wrong moment?

767
00:38:36,160 --> 00:38:39,360
Speaker 9: When was the last time you ever thought something wrong

768
00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:41,160
Speaker 9: at the wrong moment?

769
00:38:47,160 --> 00:38:49,440
Speaker 4: Too many times trying to clean it up?

770
00:38:49,560 --> 00:38:52,440
Speaker 9: But go ahead, yeah, okay, Well let me ask you

771
00:38:52,520 --> 00:38:56,439
Speaker 9: all this here. You ever been in church praying? Yes,

772
00:38:58,920 --> 00:39:01,799
Speaker 9: she'd have dropped her money and you still lock Yeah,

773
00:39:03,080 --> 00:39:06,040
Speaker 9: all the way wrong and you lose your place in

774
00:39:06,160 --> 00:39:06,600
Speaker 9: the prayer?

775
00:39:10,640 --> 00:39:12,640
Speaker 4: Man, who are in heaven?

776
00:39:12,880 --> 00:39:17,960
Speaker 10: Wow, high in the world, in your name?

777
00:39:18,719 --> 00:39:19,839
Speaker 4: Did you make this right?

778
00:39:20,080 --> 00:39:20,279
Speaker 1: Man?

779
00:39:20,480 --> 00:39:25,520
Speaker 11: Boy, look at all that kingdom, Look at him? Man,

780
00:39:25,880 --> 00:39:30,480
Speaker 11: your wheel be don all over this earth all up?

781
00:39:30,560 --> 00:39:32,840
Speaker 11: And now yeah, you know you ever done that?

782
00:39:33,040 --> 00:39:36,680
Speaker 16: That's who are It was just as good up it

783
00:39:36,840 --> 00:39:40,680
Speaker 16: was my relative laved there in the casket, and she

784
00:39:40,920 --> 00:39:41,759
Speaker 16: was in there forst the.

785
00:39:41,760 --> 00:39:42,800
Speaker 4: Same for the family.

786
00:39:43,520 --> 00:39:45,000
Speaker 3: I forgot who the hell.

787
00:39:44,960 --> 00:39:50,480
Speaker 4: Was laying up there at the funeral at your tell you.

788
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Speaker 16: Right there, always says her first day, once Charon had

789
00:39:52,719 --> 00:39:55,680
Speaker 16: walked up down, I forgot who the hell we was here?

790
00:39:55,800 --> 00:39:59,319
Speaker 1: Fulw that dress was tight?

791
00:40:00,120 --> 00:40:00,759
Speaker 17: Crazy hell.

792
00:40:01,880 --> 00:40:03,560
Speaker 4: I need to give a damn who it was.

793
00:40:03,920 --> 00:40:09,359
Speaker 12: But she was there, my lord, all right, I seen

794
00:40:09,520 --> 00:40:14,719
Speaker 12: somebody fall, super fine woman fall and dress blow way

795
00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:16,000
Speaker 12: up over front.

796
00:40:17,160 --> 00:40:20,359
Speaker 4: He I just sat there and thought about the wrong thing, yeah,

797
00:40:20,480 --> 00:40:22,560
Speaker 4: at the wrong yeah time.

798
00:40:22,640 --> 00:40:24,880
Speaker 9: And is everything you.

799
00:40:25,160 --> 00:40:27,840
Speaker 10: Thought about really getting wrong thing at the wrong time?

800
00:40:29,320 --> 00:40:29,600
Speaker 12: It was.

801
00:40:30,760 --> 00:40:33,040
Speaker 9: Have you ever been praying and asked God to give

802
00:40:33,200 --> 00:40:34,440
Speaker 9: somebody a stroke.

803
00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:36,960
Speaker 4: Right there and see so you can go up there

804
00:40:36,960 --> 00:40:37,520
Speaker 4: and kiss them?

805
00:40:37,640 --> 00:40:37,839
Speaker 10: Yeah?

806
00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:44,359
Speaker 9: God, I know I asked him to actually shut down

807
00:40:44,480 --> 00:40:45,959
Speaker 9: somebody whole left side.

808
00:40:48,680 --> 00:40:50,960
Speaker 4: You want to hear you want to do the mountain bout.

809
00:40:52,320 --> 00:40:54,960
Speaker 10: Hey, let me tell you something. Hey, this is true.

810
00:40:55,719 --> 00:40:59,520
Speaker 9: I left a basketball game after high school one time

811
00:41:00,040 --> 00:41:02,400
Speaker 9: and the guy robbed me coming out of business corner.

812
00:41:03,360 --> 00:41:05,560
Speaker 10: That was the first time I asked the lodge I

813
00:41:05,760 --> 00:41:13,920
Speaker 10: asked God to strike. Somebody did. Yeah, I had nine dollars,

814
00:41:14,320 --> 00:41:15,760
Speaker 10: so they took nine dollars.

815
00:41:16,080 --> 00:41:17,120
Speaker 1: So glad you're a change.

816
00:41:17,120 --> 00:41:18,759
Speaker 9: I thought that would be a good time to ask

817
00:41:18,840 --> 00:41:22,800
Speaker 9: the Lord to do something for me. Of course he didn't,

818
00:41:25,040 --> 00:41:26,920
Speaker 9: and he ran off with the nine.

819
00:41:29,080 --> 00:41:29,360
Speaker 3: Again.

820
00:41:29,480 --> 00:41:32,920
Speaker 1: I'm so glad you're a change man. Glad it is.

821
00:41:38,440 --> 00:41:40,839
Speaker 4: Have you ever thought the wrong thing at the wrong turn?

822
00:41:41,160 --> 00:41:41,640
Speaker 3: Is the question?

823
00:41:41,960 --> 00:41:42,720
Speaker 4: Yeah?

824
00:41:42,840 --> 00:41:43,640
Speaker 3: Question that was wrong?

825
00:41:44,040 --> 00:41:44,239
Speaker 14: Wrong?

826
00:41:44,560 --> 00:41:44,680
Speaker 3: You know?

827
00:41:45,080 --> 00:41:45,279
Speaker 1: Yeah?

828
00:41:45,600 --> 00:41:49,680
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, okay. I didn't been.

829
00:41:49,840 --> 00:41:51,919
Speaker 12: I didn't been naked and ran out into the living

830
00:41:51,960 --> 00:41:53,760
Speaker 12: room and didn't know nobody was in there and asked,

831
00:41:54,120 --> 00:41:55,759
Speaker 12: could they just be blind right now?

832
00:41:55,960 --> 00:41:56,640
Speaker 6: Please just be?

833
00:41:57,840 --> 00:41:58,920
Speaker 4: Did not see all this?

834
00:42:00,120 --> 00:42:04,040
Speaker 16: I'd had a six crisis, asked the nerd that came

835
00:42:04,120 --> 00:42:06,760
Speaker 16: in the room. I asked the Lord, could you please

836
00:42:07,480 --> 00:42:09,040
Speaker 16: please let us stay.

837
00:42:10,640 --> 00:42:11,480
Speaker 3: My gown.

838
00:42:13,480 --> 00:42:13,919
Speaker 13: Too much?

839
00:42:14,360 --> 00:42:15,360
Speaker 4: Yeah? My gown.

840
00:42:16,719 --> 00:42:16,759
Speaker 14: Not?

841
00:42:17,320 --> 00:42:17,680
Speaker 13: I am?

842
00:42:18,440 --> 00:42:18,960
Speaker 4: Does she has?

843
00:42:19,160 --> 00:42:20,160
Speaker 1: Can you work here at night?

844
00:42:20,280 --> 00:42:23,920
Speaker 16: I've thought for all that wrong tap, I've actually unplugged myself.

845
00:42:25,280 --> 00:42:28,920
Speaker 1: All right, well, all right, coming up next, nephew, tell

846
00:42:29,000 --> 00:42:31,839
Speaker 1: me more ignorance with today's prank phone call. That's right

847
00:42:31,920 --> 00:42:37,680
Speaker 1: after this. You're listening Hard Morning Show coming up at

848
00:42:37,760 --> 00:42:40,560
Speaker 1: the top of the hour right about four minutes after

849
00:42:40,719 --> 00:42:44,280
Speaker 1: it's the Strawberry letter. My subject for today my husband

850
00:42:44,360 --> 00:42:47,839
Speaker 1: needs to learn a few things. Okay, my husband needs

851
00:42:47,880 --> 00:42:49,840
Speaker 1: to learn a few things. We'll get into that.

852
00:42:49,960 --> 00:42:50,600
Speaker 12: In just a bit.

853
00:42:51,239 --> 00:42:53,360
Speaker 1: Right now, it is time for the nephew and the

854
00:42:53,480 --> 00:42:55,400
Speaker 1: prank phone call. What you got for his neph What

855
00:42:55,480 --> 00:42:55,799
Speaker 1: you got?

856
00:42:56,480 --> 00:42:56,920
Speaker 14: This? Right?

857
00:42:57,040 --> 00:42:57,200
Speaker 12: Here?

858
00:42:57,600 --> 00:42:57,640
Speaker 14: Is?

859
00:42:58,280 --> 00:43:07,440
Speaker 4: I left? I left my dream. I left. All right,

860
00:43:07,520 --> 00:43:09,120
Speaker 4: let's go get doc. I left my ring.

861
00:43:10,680 --> 00:43:14,320
Speaker 14: Along. Hello, I'm trying to reach a mister. Mister and

862
00:43:14,440 --> 00:43:19,120
Speaker 14: missus please all right, My name is doctor. I'm actually

863
00:43:19,200 --> 00:43:22,360
Speaker 14: trying to reach your husband, Clarence. Is he Is he available?

864
00:43:23,480 --> 00:43:23,680
Speaker 3: Chill?

865
00:43:24,640 --> 00:43:25,920
Speaker 13: What reason you'll collin?

866
00:43:26,520 --> 00:43:26,640
Speaker 1: Uh?

867
00:43:26,719 --> 00:43:29,800
Speaker 14: Well, I'm actually the surgeon that actually did the procedure

868
00:43:29,880 --> 00:43:34,040
Speaker 14: on removing his gallstones. Who how's he doing? As any complications?

869
00:43:34,120 --> 00:43:39,800
Speaker 14: That's far more complication. Okay, well listen, Uh there's a

870
00:43:39,920 --> 00:43:42,160
Speaker 14: couple little bit of things I want to discuss with

871
00:43:42,280 --> 00:43:44,800
Speaker 14: you guys and see if we can maybe get them rectified.

872
00:43:45,719 --> 00:43:48,640
Speaker 14: Is he around? Oh?

873
00:43:49,160 --> 00:43:49,319
Speaker 6: Oh?

874
00:43:50,480 --> 00:43:51,160
Speaker 3: What is in?

875
00:43:52,480 --> 00:43:55,880
Speaker 14: Actually? Miss Actually, when we actually did the procedure on

876
00:43:56,040 --> 00:43:59,560
Speaker 14: your on your husband and removing the gallstones, well, I

877
00:43:59,680 --> 00:44:01,600
Speaker 14: will say that there was a bit of a mistake made,

878
00:44:01,640 --> 00:44:03,239
Speaker 14: and I'm hoping that he can come back in so

879
00:44:03,360 --> 00:44:05,959
Speaker 14: we can kind of get it rectified. You know, it'll

880
00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:07,839
Speaker 14: be actually thirty minutes and he'll be in and out.

881
00:44:07,880 --> 00:44:11,480
Speaker 14: But actually, when I removed the gallstones, and I'm very

882
00:44:11,520 --> 00:44:15,359
Speaker 14: embarrassed to say this, I actually left my wedding ring

883
00:44:16,040 --> 00:44:22,000
Speaker 14: inside your husbins. And I understand, man, I say, I

884
00:44:22,080 --> 00:44:25,520
Speaker 14: actually left my wedding ring inside your husband when I

885
00:44:25,600 --> 00:44:28,480
Speaker 14: actually removed the gallstones. And I'm hoping that he'll come

886
00:44:28,560 --> 00:44:31,000
Speaker 14: back in so I can actually take it out and

887
00:44:31,080 --> 00:44:32,279
Speaker 14: and he'll be on his way.

888
00:44:33,320 --> 00:44:34,640
Speaker 13: He's my last.

889
00:44:50,200 --> 00:44:54,120
Speaker 14: Hello, Hello, Hello, mister, how you doing this is? Doctor?

890
00:44:54,320 --> 00:44:56,319
Speaker 14: I actually did the surgery on you when you were

891
00:44:57,200 --> 00:45:00,640
Speaker 14: came in and got your gallstones removed. Remember that, I

892
00:45:00,760 --> 00:45:03,400
Speaker 14: will say this, missus Clarence, I actually made a bit

893
00:45:03,440 --> 00:45:06,040
Speaker 14: of a mistake when you were here, and my apology.

894
00:45:06,120 --> 00:45:08,520
Speaker 14: If I can actually get you come back here, man,

895
00:45:08,719 --> 00:45:11,359
Speaker 14: I can get you taken care of. But and then

896
00:45:11,480 --> 00:45:13,799
Speaker 14: this is just a big mistake on my apartment. When

897
00:45:13,840 --> 00:45:16,360
Speaker 14: you guys came in and I removed your stones, I

898
00:45:16,440 --> 00:45:20,680
Speaker 14: actually left my wedding ring inside inside of me. Yes, sir,

899
00:45:21,200 --> 00:45:25,279
Speaker 14: your wedding ring sir, I know this is crazy, but yes,

900
00:45:25,440 --> 00:45:27,719
Speaker 14: I have truly made a mistake and want to see

901
00:45:27,719 --> 00:45:29,440
Speaker 14: if I can get this thing rectified and get this

902
00:45:29,560 --> 00:45:32,680
Speaker 14: thing taken out. And I tell you, man, I've been

903
00:45:32,760 --> 00:45:35,600
Speaker 14: without my ring and my wife is raising holy hell

904
00:45:35,640 --> 00:45:35,960
Speaker 14: about it.

905
00:45:36,800 --> 00:45:39,080
Speaker 13: But you know, something back that we got a problem.

906
00:45:39,520 --> 00:45:40,000
Speaker 14: What do you mean?

907
00:45:40,360 --> 00:45:42,120
Speaker 13: I mean, I'm about to go back to work.

908
00:45:42,400 --> 00:45:45,759
Speaker 14: I really can't be going back into the operating room

909
00:45:45,800 --> 00:45:46,600
Speaker 14: for somebody.

910
00:45:46,360 --> 00:45:48,640
Speaker 13: To take a ring out of me that they left, that.

911
00:45:48,719 --> 00:45:51,800
Speaker 14: They left by mistake. You know what I'm saying. Okay,

912
00:45:52,520 --> 00:45:55,200
Speaker 14: I mean you know, I realized your wife.

913
00:45:55,120 --> 00:45:56,920
Speaker 13: Might be upsetting. You need your ring, But at this

914
00:45:57,120 --> 00:45:59,160
Speaker 13: point that ring's gonna have to stay where it is

915
00:45:59,239 --> 00:45:59,680
Speaker 13: for a while.

916
00:46:00,040 --> 00:46:03,000
Speaker 14: I can't, ironically can't allow with that ring to stay

917
00:46:03,040 --> 00:46:04,759
Speaker 14: there another two or three days. I don't think you

918
00:46:04,840 --> 00:46:07,000
Speaker 14: understand exactly what I'm going through. There's no way I

919
00:46:07,080 --> 00:46:10,440
Speaker 14: can allow that. Well that, yeah, I got to go

920
00:46:10,520 --> 00:46:12,200
Speaker 14: back to work. But you know something I mean, you know,

921
00:46:12,600 --> 00:46:14,919
Speaker 14: I mean, you know we're talking about a bad, bad,

922
00:46:15,080 --> 00:46:17,960
Speaker 14: serious problem. You know we're talking about malpractice. I mean,

923
00:46:17,960 --> 00:46:19,680
Speaker 14: you know we're talking about me taking out more time

924
00:46:19,760 --> 00:46:21,279
Speaker 14: and work when I'm ready to go back. I mean,

925
00:46:21,320 --> 00:46:23,920
Speaker 14: you know, we're talking lawsuit all kinds of stuff here.

926
00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:26,040
Speaker 14: We need to get together. Can you hear me that?

927
00:46:26,280 --> 00:46:26,320
Speaker 1: No?

928
00:46:26,520 --> 00:46:34,319
Speaker 14: Yeah, yeah, Okay, my wife's a upset too. I mean,

929
00:46:34,360 --> 00:46:37,520
Speaker 14: you know I can't get back on an operating tape, cir.

930
00:46:37,760 --> 00:46:39,800
Speaker 14: This won't take the seconds it's actually for me to

931
00:46:39,840 --> 00:46:41,400
Speaker 14: snip that thing and get that ring out of there.

932
00:46:41,440 --> 00:46:43,200
Speaker 14: It won't take but a minute. I mean, you still

933
00:46:43,280 --> 00:46:45,600
Speaker 14: have the same incisions there. I can go right back

934
00:46:45,640 --> 00:46:48,160
Speaker 14: into where the same scar was and take that out

935
00:46:48,200 --> 00:46:50,439
Speaker 14: and keep it moving on. Go back into the same

936
00:46:50,520 --> 00:46:52,879
Speaker 14: if he's going to operate again. If you're cut me op, sir,

937
00:46:53,760 --> 00:46:55,640
Speaker 14: I promise you you won't even know I was there.

938
00:46:55,680 --> 00:46:57,200
Speaker 14: I'll go in there and take that ring out just

939
00:46:57,280 --> 00:46:58,360
Speaker 14: that quickly. Okay, but.

940
00:47:00,040 --> 00:47:00,839
Speaker 13: Let me ask you this here.

941
00:47:00,880 --> 00:47:02,879
Speaker 14: My wife. My wife is about to go crazy. I'm

942
00:47:03,400 --> 00:47:05,680
Speaker 14: pretty I'm a pretty good guy here, but I mean,

943
00:47:05,719 --> 00:47:07,600
Speaker 14: you know you got left ring in me. I mean,

944
00:47:07,680 --> 00:47:09,960
Speaker 14: you know, do you all have mal practice insurance? And

945
00:47:10,040 --> 00:47:13,279
Speaker 14: sad we have plenty of insurance. You know, It's really

946
00:47:13,320 --> 00:47:15,439
Speaker 14: more about what I'm going through at home. So I'm

947
00:47:15,480 --> 00:47:18,200
Speaker 14: doing this for young Yeah, pretty much here at this point,

948
00:47:18,239 --> 00:47:20,520
Speaker 14: I mean, no one actually from the hospital actually knows

949
00:47:20,520 --> 00:47:23,839
Speaker 14: what I'm actually calling you. Wow, wow, you know, I mean,

950
00:47:23,960 --> 00:47:27,719
Speaker 14: that's a big, big problem. You said something about malpractic. Now,

951
00:47:27,800 --> 00:47:30,280
Speaker 14: I didn't say anything about mail practice. You guys actually

952
00:47:30,320 --> 00:47:35,520
Speaker 14: said that. I didn't say anything. Okay, now let me oh, okay,

953
00:47:35,719 --> 00:47:38,120
Speaker 14: hold on, not darsh hold on. Uh well, now let

954
00:47:38,160 --> 00:47:40,360
Speaker 14: me ask you this here. Every time I've heard of

955
00:47:40,440 --> 00:47:43,640
Speaker 14: somebody leaving something inside of somebody, you know, it usually

956
00:47:43,719 --> 00:47:46,360
Speaker 14: end up being a situation where it sets up infections

957
00:47:46,400 --> 00:47:49,520
Speaker 14: and stuff. Well, that's that's eighteen carre goal. That's not

958
00:47:49,640 --> 00:47:51,800
Speaker 14: going to affect you at all. Yea, I understand what

959
00:47:51,920 --> 00:47:55,239
Speaker 14: you're saying. But good grief. I mean, I just I mean,

960
00:47:55,280 --> 00:47:56,960
Speaker 14: I didn't even want to do the first surgery, but

961
00:47:57,000 --> 00:47:59,719
Speaker 14: I didn't have any choice. You know what miss I'll

962
00:47:59,719 --> 00:48:01,800
Speaker 14: be is with you. I've tried to talk to you

963
00:48:01,880 --> 00:48:04,040
Speaker 14: and be patient with you. If I got to come

964
00:48:04,120 --> 00:48:06,880
Speaker 14: over and put some cord form up against your nose and.

965
00:48:06,920 --> 00:48:09,360
Speaker 13: Knock you out in order to perform this procedure to

966
00:48:09,400 --> 00:48:11,640
Speaker 13: get my ring, then damn it, that's what I gotta do.

967
00:48:12,200 --> 00:48:14,800
Speaker 13: Oh hold hold on that that what I'm supposed to

968
00:48:14,800 --> 00:48:15,120
Speaker 13: be doing.

969
00:48:15,239 --> 00:48:15,960
Speaker 14: While you're doing that.

970
00:48:16,200 --> 00:48:17,439
Speaker 13: You hear that what he said?

971
00:48:17,600 --> 00:48:17,799
Speaker 10: WHOA?

972
00:48:18,760 --> 00:48:20,719
Speaker 9: Come on?

973
00:48:21,280 --> 00:48:23,400
Speaker 14: You know I'm not gonna stand for these thtrets. Now

974
00:48:23,680 --> 00:48:25,880
Speaker 14: you know that's your problem with your ring. Now. You know,

975
00:48:26,400 --> 00:48:29,480
Speaker 14: up until now everything was cool. Now you got a

976
00:48:29,560 --> 00:48:30,240
Speaker 14: big problem.

977
00:48:30,680 --> 00:48:33,359
Speaker 13: I tell you it is. I'm at home right now.

978
00:48:33,640 --> 00:48:34,879
Speaker 14: You're at home with my ring.

979
00:48:34,960 --> 00:48:37,319
Speaker 13: You got my ring? You can time getting right now?

980
00:48:39,040 --> 00:48:41,120
Speaker 14: You right now? Okay, Now, I don't I don't have

981
00:48:41,200 --> 00:48:43,640
Speaker 14: a problem coming right over there to get my ring

982
00:48:43,719 --> 00:48:45,439
Speaker 14: because I want I need my ring back.

983
00:48:45,760 --> 00:48:50,600
Speaker 13: Let's do it. Come on over we got something bad

984
00:48:50,680 --> 00:48:52,480
Speaker 13: it down. Hey listen, I don't care what the both

985
00:48:52,520 --> 00:48:54,560
Speaker 13: of you are doing. The bottom line, Issy that you

986
00:48:54,680 --> 00:48:57,319
Speaker 13: have my ring. I got your ring. You just told

987
00:48:57,360 --> 00:48:59,279
Speaker 13: me I had it, and it's inside of it.

988
00:48:59,480 --> 00:49:02,200
Speaker 14: Whereas, sir, I'm not gonna continue to go back and

989
00:49:02,280 --> 00:49:02,840
Speaker 14: forth with you.

990
00:49:03,160 --> 00:49:05,319
Speaker 13: You're not gonna continue to do anything because you come

991
00:49:05,360 --> 00:49:07,680
Speaker 13: over here're gonna take you out. You already threatened to

992
00:49:07,719 --> 00:49:09,480
Speaker 13: come over here and put plural from him and know

993
00:49:09,840 --> 00:49:11,520
Speaker 13: knocking me out to go ahead and the side of

994
00:49:11,600 --> 00:49:13,880
Speaker 13: my body to come over here. Doctor, you've got problems.

995
00:49:13,920 --> 00:49:15,960
Speaker 14: I'll tell you what. I don't want any problems out

996
00:49:16,000 --> 00:49:19,040
Speaker 14: of your wife or out of you about who's reading.

997
00:49:19,120 --> 00:49:21,439
Speaker 13: That's only gonna take thirty minutes and everybody'll be happy

998
00:49:21,480 --> 00:49:21,800
Speaker 13: after that.

999
00:49:22,120 --> 00:49:24,520
Speaker 14: You won't make a big car capron down.

1000
00:49:24,680 --> 00:49:26,920
Speaker 13: I understand everything you say. I got one more thing

1001
00:49:26,960 --> 00:49:27,640
Speaker 13: I need to say.

1002
00:49:27,520 --> 00:49:28,279
Speaker 14: To the both of you all.

1003
00:49:28,320 --> 00:49:30,000
Speaker 13: Are you listening to me? I'm listening.

1004
00:49:30,080 --> 00:49:33,600
Speaker 14: It's dust listening. No, I'm not really cause I'm already

1005
00:49:33,680 --> 00:49:34,319
Speaker 14: tune you out.

1006
00:49:34,560 --> 00:49:36,480
Speaker 13: Well, here's the last thing I need to say to you.

1007
00:49:36,920 --> 00:49:39,640
Speaker 13: This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harby Morning Show.

1008
00:49:39,960 --> 00:49:46,319
Speaker 13: Y'all just got prank by y'all. Niece Peaches. What would

1009
00:49:47,600 --> 00:49:52,520
Speaker 13: I be that here? Nephew Timmy, Nephew tell me that's you.

1010
00:49:53,080 --> 00:49:54,120
Speaker 14: Jesus me man.

1011
00:49:55,800 --> 00:50:00,160
Speaker 13: Eu. You want Neste Temming and Nephew Tommy. Yeah, I

1012
00:50:00,520 --> 00:50:01,400
Speaker 13: got your ring to.

1013
00:50:03,400 --> 00:50:05,439
Speaker 14: My ole man, you're messing with my heart. Talk about

1014
00:50:05,480 --> 00:50:08,640
Speaker 14: going back inside of my body? All right? Let me

1015
00:50:08,760 --> 00:50:12,200
Speaker 14: let me let me speak to miss Dorr, Miss Dodge.

1016
00:50:12,239 --> 00:50:17,759
Speaker 14: All right, hey, miss dog. I got one more thing. Now,

1017
00:50:18,840 --> 00:50:22,160
Speaker 14: what is the baddest radio show in the land?

1018
00:50:24,080 --> 00:50:26,200
Speaker 13: Linic Show with.

1019
00:50:41,800 --> 00:50:45,200
Speaker 4: Oh my God, you play too much? We want to

1020
00:50:45,200 --> 00:50:49,279
Speaker 4: get my ring back. They was tag teamy. You tell me,

1021
00:50:51,200 --> 00:50:53,040
Speaker 4: come on over here. I got some for you.

1022
00:50:53,280 --> 00:50:54,360
Speaker 14: I got some for you.

1023
00:50:54,600 --> 00:50:56,000
Speaker 4: He got to go to work. I got to go

1024
00:50:56,080 --> 00:51:04,160
Speaker 4: to work. But then he said, hold on, my wife

1025
00:51:04,239 --> 00:51:10,400
Speaker 4: not hearing this. Man, you're not going Alan July fifteen.

1026
00:51:10,480 --> 00:51:12,880
Speaker 4: He'll come that, nephew, stupid.

1027
00:51:12,560 --> 00:51:17,680
Speaker 12: And ignorant, rehabilitated, redone refurbished. Oh my god, I am

1028
00:51:19,040 --> 00:51:22,920
Speaker 12: What can I say? I'm back, Praise God. I am

1029
00:51:23,080 --> 00:51:26,279
Speaker 12: up in here, up and running man Kapa outside training

1030
00:51:26,280 --> 00:51:27,720
Speaker 12: incorporating my Pratt brothers.

1031
00:51:27,760 --> 00:51:28,120
Speaker 3: We got the.

1032
00:51:28,160 --> 00:51:33,120
Speaker 12: Conclave coming, baby, The conclave is coming to Tampa, Florida.

1033
00:51:33,280 --> 00:51:34,719
Speaker 4: Family outing on the River.

1034
00:51:35,040 --> 00:51:38,359
Speaker 12: Go to Kapa Capa Conclave twenty twenty three dot com

1035
00:51:38,440 --> 00:51:40,560
Speaker 12: Kapa Conclave twenty twenty three dot com.

1036
00:51:40,800 --> 00:51:41,839
Speaker 4: Come kicking with the news.

1037
00:51:42,920 --> 00:51:45,640
Speaker 1: All right, thank you, nephew. We gotta move on. Coming up,

1038
00:51:45,680 --> 00:51:48,520
Speaker 1: Strawberry Letter. My husband needs to learn a few things.

1039
00:51:48,640 --> 00:51:52,880
Speaker 1: We'll get into it right after this. You're listening Hardy

1040
00:51:52,960 --> 00:51:57,000
Speaker 1: Morning Show. All right, time now for today's Strawberry Letter,

1041
00:51:57,040 --> 00:52:00,600
Speaker 1: and listen if you need advice and relationships, dating, sex,

1042
00:52:00,760 --> 00:52:05,000
Speaker 1: parenting and more. Please, baby, please, baby, baby, please submit

1043
00:52:05,040 --> 00:52:08,160
Speaker 1: your Strawberry letter to Steve Harvey FM, dot Com and

1044
00:52:08,239 --> 00:52:10,919
Speaker 1: click submit Strawberry letter. We could be reading your letter

1045
00:52:11,120 --> 00:52:11,959
Speaker 1: live on there.

1046
00:52:14,640 --> 00:52:16,680
Speaker 4: I didn't get to do this last week. Sure, buggle

1047
00:52:16,760 --> 00:52:18,359
Speaker 4: up and hold on tight. We got it for you here.

1048
00:52:18,440 --> 00:52:22,000
Speaker 1: It is okay, we'll revisit that in a second.

1049
00:52:22,480 --> 00:52:23,799
Speaker 10: You know, Steve don't want to issue.

1050
00:52:23,840 --> 00:52:26,719
Speaker 4: He cuts me out when I'm out.

1051
00:52:27,760 --> 00:52:34,640
Speaker 1: All right, thank you, nephew. Subject my husband needs to

1052
00:52:34,880 --> 00:52:38,640
Speaker 1: learn a few things. Dear Stephen Shirley, My husband and

1053
00:52:38,719 --> 00:52:41,040
Speaker 1: I have been married for four years and the sex

1054
00:52:41,200 --> 00:52:44,840
Speaker 1: is terrible. We dated for two years before we got married,

1055
00:52:44,880 --> 00:52:47,239
Speaker 1: and we agreed to wait until our wedding night to

1056
00:52:47,360 --> 00:52:50,320
Speaker 1: have sex for the first time. I was focused on

1057
00:52:50,520 --> 00:52:53,960
Speaker 1: us having a great friendship as well as a spiritual connection,

1058
00:52:54,600 --> 00:52:57,760
Speaker 1: which would lead to a great sex life. He romanced

1059
00:52:57,920 --> 00:53:00,759
Speaker 1: me and did things to me physically. That's satisfied me,

1060
00:53:01,000 --> 00:53:03,040
Speaker 1: so I just knew he was going to be a

1061
00:53:03,280 --> 00:53:06,879
Speaker 1: great lover. Whenever he got freaky, he tell me all

1062
00:53:07,080 --> 00:53:08,480
Speaker 1: the things he was going to.

1063
00:53:08,560 --> 00:53:08,960
Speaker 4: Do to me.

1064
00:53:09,520 --> 00:53:12,400
Speaker 1: I had no reason to think he was as inexperienced

1065
00:53:12,520 --> 00:53:15,879
Speaker 1: as he is. I found out on our wedding night

1066
00:53:16,200 --> 00:53:19,040
Speaker 1: that he had only had sex twice and his last

1067
00:53:19,120 --> 00:53:22,759
Speaker 1: girlfriend with hell sex from him for religious reasons. He

1068
00:53:22,880 --> 00:53:25,080
Speaker 1: couldn't do half of the stuff he told me he

1069
00:53:25,239 --> 00:53:27,319
Speaker 1: was going to do to me. He tried to get

1070
00:53:27,360 --> 00:53:29,840
Speaker 1: the party started, if you know what I mean, and

1071
00:53:29,960 --> 00:53:33,080
Speaker 1: then he got so overheated that it was finished before

1072
00:53:33,120 --> 00:53:38,439
Speaker 1: it started. I have taught him all that I can

1073
00:53:38,600 --> 00:53:41,640
Speaker 1: about positions and what turns me on, but he is

1074
00:53:41,760 --> 00:53:44,880
Speaker 1: not able to last long enough to try them. I

1075
00:53:45,000 --> 00:53:47,840
Speaker 1: have a high sex drive, so I end up finishing

1076
00:53:48,320 --> 00:53:51,120
Speaker 1: on my own. This man is only twenty nine and

1077
00:53:51,200 --> 00:53:53,360
Speaker 1: I'm twenty eight, so I need him to get some

1078
00:53:53,920 --> 00:53:58,320
Speaker 1: help with his inability to perform before this ruins our marriage.

1079
00:53:58,600 --> 00:54:02,239
Speaker 1: I suggested that he I suggested that he talk to

1080
00:54:02,360 --> 00:54:04,840
Speaker 1: some of his friends or a doctor about ways to

1081
00:54:04,960 --> 00:54:08,799
Speaker 1: improve sexually, and he blamed me for being overly experienced

1082
00:54:08,880 --> 00:54:12,120
Speaker 1: and impatient with him. I was celibate two years before

1083
00:54:12,160 --> 00:54:14,640
Speaker 1: the wedding, and I have suffered through four years of

1084
00:54:14,760 --> 00:54:17,800
Speaker 1: bad sex. So I'm not the one with the problem.

1085
00:54:18,239 --> 00:54:21,719
Speaker 1: I need that intimate connection with my husband. How can

1086
00:54:21,840 --> 00:54:24,800
Speaker 1: I help him be a better man in the bedroom

1087
00:54:24,880 --> 00:54:27,840
Speaker 1: without making him feel like he's a total loser?

1088
00:54:28,640 --> 00:54:29,000
Speaker 4: All right?

1089
00:54:29,800 --> 00:54:31,680
Speaker 1: First of all, I got to commend you because you

1090
00:54:31,960 --> 00:54:36,680
Speaker 1: with hell sex until marriage. Now Biblically, you know that's

1091
00:54:36,719 --> 00:54:39,400
Speaker 1: what you're supposed to do. I'm gonna I said that,

1092
00:54:39,800 --> 00:54:43,040
Speaker 1: you know, from a Christian perspective. Now I'm going to

1093
00:54:43,120 --> 00:54:44,840
Speaker 1: tell you that you do have a major problem on

1094
00:54:44,920 --> 00:54:47,960
Speaker 1: your hands though, because bad sex is really worse than

1095
00:54:48,040 --> 00:54:50,760
Speaker 1: no sex, it really is. I mean, you get yourself

1096
00:54:50,840 --> 00:54:53,200
Speaker 1: all worked up. You know, you as his wife of

1097
00:54:53,239 --> 00:54:55,879
Speaker 1: four years, you've been listening to him making all those

1098
00:54:56,000 --> 00:54:58,640
Speaker 1: empty promises about what he was going to do to you.

1099
00:54:59,160 --> 00:55:01,880
Speaker 1: Then you find out he can't keep his promises because

1100
00:55:02,239 --> 00:55:08,080
Speaker 1: he's so inexperienced. But you know, there is a problem there.

1101
00:55:08,239 --> 00:55:11,200
Speaker 1: There is definitely a problem. Is the problem that he

1102
00:55:11,760 --> 00:55:15,200
Speaker 1: finishes before he starts, as you say, or is it

1103
00:55:15,560 --> 00:55:17,600
Speaker 1: just a lack of skills? I think it's a bit

1104
00:55:17,760 --> 00:55:21,000
Speaker 1: of both. It sounds like it's both and learning to

1105
00:55:21,320 --> 00:55:25,080
Speaker 1: you know, please your partner a woman that just you know,

1106
00:55:25,600 --> 00:55:28,800
Speaker 1: it just involves skills. You have to be taught that.

1107
00:55:29,960 --> 00:55:32,560
Speaker 1: You try to teach him that, and you know he

1108
00:55:32,680 --> 00:55:35,799
Speaker 1: got mad at you or blamed you. But I think

1109
00:55:36,040 --> 00:55:41,560
Speaker 1: being you know, premature sexually should I think involve a doctor.

1110
00:55:41,719 --> 00:55:44,600
Speaker 1: You mentioned that in a letter, some sort of professional

1111
00:55:44,719 --> 00:55:48,440
Speaker 1: and older gentleman to talk to to learn what should

1112
00:55:48,520 --> 00:55:52,080
Speaker 1: you do, what moves you should make. I think he's young. Well, actually,

1113
00:55:52,160 --> 00:55:54,279
Speaker 1: both of you guys are young. He's twenty nine, you're

1114
00:55:54,360 --> 00:55:59,000
Speaker 1: twenty eight. You know, you guys don't have much prior experience,

1115
00:55:59,120 --> 00:56:02,400
Speaker 1: so you know, so you can learn these things things together.

1116
00:56:03,200 --> 00:56:06,000
Speaker 1: I definitely again think you need to talk to someone,

1117
00:56:06,200 --> 00:56:08,960
Speaker 1: especially him. He needs to sit down and talk to

1118
00:56:09,200 --> 00:56:12,359
Speaker 1: someone about this. What should he do and go see

1119
00:56:12,400 --> 00:56:17,520
Speaker 1: a doctor about his finishing before he starts problem premature ejaculation.

1120
00:56:17,840 --> 00:56:20,719
Speaker 1: I think your marriage is worth it. I don't think

1121
00:56:20,840 --> 00:56:23,120
Speaker 1: you want you ready to go because you said before

1122
00:56:23,160 --> 00:56:26,200
Speaker 1: it ruins our marriage. I don't think he should be

1123
00:56:26,280 --> 00:56:28,920
Speaker 1: blaming you. I think the focus should be on him.

1124
00:56:29,239 --> 00:56:32,279
Speaker 1: I think him blaming you is just a defense mechanism.

1125
00:56:32,440 --> 00:56:34,200
Speaker 1: I think he's wrong for doing that.

1126
00:56:35,000 --> 00:56:35,560
Speaker 10: I really do.

1127
00:56:36,120 --> 00:56:39,600
Speaker 1: He's just, you know, probably at his wits end now

1128
00:56:40,440 --> 00:56:42,799
Speaker 1: because he can't please you and you guys have been

1129
00:56:42,840 --> 00:56:45,680
Speaker 1: married for four years and it's a problem. He knows

1130
00:56:45,760 --> 00:56:48,440
Speaker 1: it's a problem, so get some help. When you have

1131
00:56:48,560 --> 00:56:50,880
Speaker 1: a problem, you should try and solve it. Get some

1132
00:56:51,080 --> 00:56:54,400
Speaker 1: help with you know, someone like you said you mentioned

1133
00:56:54,440 --> 00:56:56,560
Speaker 1: that in your letter. I think that's a great idea,

1134
00:56:56,840 --> 00:56:58,440
Speaker 1: and I think it can help your marriage.

1135
00:56:58,800 --> 00:57:07,120
Speaker 9: Steve Nice response, surely ready, you can't come the truth

1136
00:57:10,560 --> 00:57:15,799
Speaker 9: Lord Jesus, I Jesus. Let my husband needs to learn

1137
00:57:15,880 --> 00:57:20,240
Speaker 9: a few things. Well, this lady been married to her

1138
00:57:20,360 --> 00:57:23,280
Speaker 9: husband for four years. This is the first line in

1139
00:57:23,400 --> 00:57:27,120
Speaker 9: the letter. We've been married four years and the sex

1140
00:57:27,280 --> 00:57:30,640
Speaker 9: is terrible. This is some bad sex, folks, or you're

1141
00:57:30,720 --> 00:57:34,800
Speaker 9: opening line. Ain't No, I love my husband. We've dated.

1142
00:57:35,680 --> 00:57:38,920
Speaker 9: He means the world to me. He's a great father. No,

1143
00:57:40,160 --> 00:57:43,240
Speaker 9: I've been married four years and the sex is terrible.

1144
00:57:45,400 --> 00:57:47,760
Speaker 9: Then she went on to start we dated two years

1145
00:57:47,760 --> 00:57:50,520
Speaker 9: before we got married. Then they agreed that the way

1146
00:57:50,640 --> 00:57:54,920
Speaker 9: have sex today wedding night. For the first time, you

1147
00:57:55,320 --> 00:57:58,240
Speaker 9: was focused on having a great friendship as well as

1148
00:57:58,280 --> 00:58:00,840
Speaker 9: a spiritual connection, which would.

1149
00:58:00,760 --> 00:58:03,160
Speaker 4: Lead to a great sex life.

1150
00:58:03,720 --> 00:58:08,280
Speaker 10: So you thought that's what you thought.

1151
00:58:09,720 --> 00:58:14,080
Speaker 9: You figure, if we buddies and we go to church together,

1152
00:58:15,560 --> 00:58:18,760
Speaker 9: we ought to have some good seck. Where in buddy,

1153
00:58:19,080 --> 00:58:25,640
Speaker 9: in church do you see great sex? I don't see

1154
00:58:25,720 --> 00:58:29,520
Speaker 9: that at all. Because you can talk, don't mean you

1155
00:58:29,680 --> 00:58:32,360
Speaker 9: can walk to walk through when.

1156
00:58:32,200 --> 00:58:32,919
Speaker 4: We come back.

1157
00:58:33,120 --> 00:58:34,840
Speaker 10: Yeah, walk is shout.

1158
00:58:35,360 --> 00:58:38,000
Speaker 1: Well that part too Steve's responds coming up in twenty

1159
00:58:38,080 --> 00:58:41,840
Speaker 1: three minutes after the hour. My husband needs to learn

1160
00:58:41,920 --> 00:58:44,640
Speaker 1: a few things is a subject. We'll get back into

1161
00:58:44,760 --> 00:58:50,160
Speaker 1: it right after this. You're listening hard morning show. All right, Steve,

1162
00:58:50,240 --> 00:58:53,680
Speaker 1: come on, let's recap today's Strawberry Letters. Subjects. My husband

1163
00:58:53,800 --> 00:58:56,000
Speaker 1: needs to learn a few things.

1164
00:58:56,560 --> 00:58:59,280
Speaker 10: Lady been married four years and the sex is terrible.

1165
00:58:59,320 --> 00:59:02,000
Speaker 9: That's how to let it started being waste no time,

1166
00:59:02,120 --> 00:59:04,600
Speaker 9: they ain't wasn't no lines in there about we love

1167
00:59:04,680 --> 00:59:06,040
Speaker 9: each other, we love the Lord.

1168
00:59:06,200 --> 00:59:06,520
Speaker 4: Nothing that.

1169
00:59:06,880 --> 00:59:09,919
Speaker 9: We've been married four years. As sex, it's terrible, four

1170
00:59:10,160 --> 00:59:13,560
Speaker 9: ragged years of sex. I've never had four years of

1171
00:59:13,640 --> 00:59:17,200
Speaker 9: bad sex in my life. You got two times with me.

1172
00:59:19,120 --> 00:59:21,600
Speaker 9: You got the first time. I figured, okay, just first time.

1173
00:59:21,720 --> 00:59:24,680
Speaker 9: Maybe getting nervous all this kids. If the next time

1174
00:59:24,760 --> 00:59:25,600
Speaker 9: it's bad.

1175
00:59:25,720 --> 00:59:26,160
Speaker 4: We throw.

1176
00:59:26,760 --> 00:59:28,280
Speaker 1: But you're not married to that.

1177
00:59:28,480 --> 00:59:29,560
Speaker 4: We through, we through.

1178
00:59:29,640 --> 00:59:31,280
Speaker 10: We're not we're not getting married.

1179
00:59:33,080 --> 00:59:34,080
Speaker 1: They are married.

1180
00:59:34,480 --> 00:59:35,080
Speaker 6: We through.

1181
00:59:36,240 --> 00:59:39,960
Speaker 4: It's over. We have no kids, none of that.

1182
00:59:41,840 --> 00:59:42,320
Speaker 3: We ain't got.

1183
00:59:42,480 --> 00:59:43,760
Speaker 4: We ain't gotta go to counseling.

1184
00:59:45,080 --> 00:59:46,120
Speaker 10: This ain't gonna work.

1185
00:59:47,760 --> 00:59:51,640
Speaker 9: Okay, So now you decided to have weaight to have

1186
00:59:51,800 --> 00:59:55,720
Speaker 9: sexy wed night folks, having a great friendship and spiritual connection,

1187
00:59:55,840 --> 00:59:57,880
Speaker 9: and you said it would lead to great sex.

1188
00:59:58,400 --> 01:00:01,600
Speaker 10: My response was, that's what you thought, Nancy.

1189
01:00:01,640 --> 01:00:04,000
Speaker 9: He goes on saying he romanced me and he did

1190
01:00:04,120 --> 01:00:07,200
Speaker 9: things to me physically that satisfied me.

1191
01:00:07,360 --> 01:00:09,800
Speaker 10: So I just knew he was gonna be a great lover.

1192
01:00:10,320 --> 01:00:11,280
Speaker 10: What did he do.

1193
01:00:12,800 --> 01:00:16,520
Speaker 4: Pre marriage to you physically?

1194
01:00:17,360 --> 01:00:19,800
Speaker 3: That was not sex that made.

1195
01:00:19,640 --> 01:00:25,440
Speaker 9: You think the sex was gonna be outstanding? How hard

1196
01:00:25,920 --> 01:00:26,880
Speaker 9: was y'all kissing?

1197
01:00:29,560 --> 01:00:32,720
Speaker 10: Was he grinding in a way that made you think

1198
01:00:33,440 --> 01:00:35,960
Speaker 10: this sitdn't be this?

1199
01:00:36,680 --> 01:00:40,919
Speaker 9: This dude right here fitting the rock, the boat, when

1200
01:00:41,000 --> 01:00:44,040
Speaker 9: I let him in the ocean, he.

1201
01:00:44,200 --> 01:00:49,120
Speaker 4: Fit the town. Whoa girl?

1202
01:00:49,760 --> 01:00:56,400
Speaker 9: He kissed hard, he grind hard, he touching me. It's

1203
01:00:56,640 --> 01:01:01,240
Speaker 9: everything well, And then you said, whenever he got freaky,

1204
01:01:01,400 --> 01:01:02,760
Speaker 9: he tell me all the.

1205
01:01:02,840 --> 01:01:04,320
Speaker 10: Things he was gonna do to me.

1206
01:01:04,920 --> 01:01:08,680
Speaker 9: I had no reason to think that he was as

1207
01:01:08,760 --> 01:01:10,360
Speaker 9: an inexperienced as he was.

1208
01:01:10,560 --> 01:01:12,040
Speaker 4: See that's pregame height.

1209
01:01:12,720 --> 01:01:15,240
Speaker 10: Oh you didn't even understand. When I'm in duty, you

1210
01:01:15,320 --> 01:01:16,280
Speaker 10: think that was something?

1211
01:01:17,200 --> 01:01:17,400
Speaker 6: Huh?

1212
01:01:18,000 --> 01:01:22,040
Speaker 10: Well you like that right? Oh? You think that when

1213
01:01:22,280 --> 01:01:28,240
Speaker 10: war that got you hot? Girl, You ain't seen nothing yet.

1214
01:01:28,480 --> 01:01:29,720
Speaker 4: That's just the beginning.

1215
01:01:30,000 --> 01:01:33,480
Speaker 3: That's just kissing girl.

1216
01:01:33,520 --> 01:01:35,000
Speaker 4: That's a good girl. Girl.

1217
01:01:35,040 --> 01:01:38,800
Speaker 10: That ain't nothing but my grind right there, my grind game.

1218
01:01:38,960 --> 01:01:42,640
Speaker 4: Girl, the crime game, kiss game. Why when we get married?

1219
01:01:42,720 --> 01:01:43,440
Speaker 10: Watch this here?

1220
01:01:43,800 --> 01:01:47,800
Speaker 9: You you immediately say I had no idea. He was

1221
01:01:47,920 --> 01:01:51,040
Speaker 9: inexperienced as he was. You found out on your wed night.

1222
01:01:51,120 --> 01:01:52,200
Speaker 9: This was the web night.

1223
01:01:52,800 --> 01:01:54,160
Speaker 4: It all come to a head.

1224
01:01:54,240 --> 01:01:56,000
Speaker 10: You'd have been at the dance, you'd have.

1225
01:01:56,000 --> 01:01:58,479
Speaker 9: Been at the church. You done kissed it in front

1226
01:01:58,480 --> 01:02:01,360
Speaker 9: of your mama, and then you change of clothes.

1227
01:02:01,440 --> 01:02:04,720
Speaker 4: You had to daddy dance you in the room, and

1228
01:02:04,880 --> 01:02:08,120
Speaker 4: it's over. Forey got started.

1229
01:02:10,600 --> 01:02:13,760
Speaker 9: He said he had only had sex twice, and his

1230
01:02:14,000 --> 01:02:17,960
Speaker 9: last girlfriend with hell sex from him for religious reasons.

1231
01:02:18,080 --> 01:02:20,960
Speaker 9: Oh okay, so now see what happens. See your man

1232
01:02:21,080 --> 01:02:22,680
Speaker 9: has only had church sex.

1233
01:02:24,120 --> 01:02:25,120
Speaker 3: What say that again?

1234
01:02:25,320 --> 01:02:30,920
Speaker 9: What her man has only had church sex? See, they

1235
01:02:30,960 --> 01:02:33,959
Speaker 9: didn't get they didn't have sex because they was waiting

1236
01:02:34,080 --> 01:02:37,480
Speaker 9: until they got married. And then the girls in his

1237
01:02:37,840 --> 01:02:41,240
Speaker 9: former girlfriend only had sex twice because she was withholding

1238
01:02:41,320 --> 01:02:44,800
Speaker 9: for religious reasons. So these are just people he's seeing

1239
01:02:44,880 --> 01:02:48,439
Speaker 9: up at the church. Church sex way different than club sex.

1240
01:02:49,720 --> 01:02:54,760
Speaker 9: How so please everything See church sex ain't a lot

1241
01:02:54,840 --> 01:02:57,720
Speaker 9: of words in church sex because you can't cuss with

1242
01:02:57,960 --> 01:03:03,440
Speaker 9: church sex. Club sex is oh all the worst. It's

1243
01:03:03,520 --> 01:03:06,280
Speaker 9: a vulgary church sex.

1244
01:03:06,480 --> 01:03:07,360
Speaker 10: Is we sneaking.

1245
01:03:07,680 --> 01:03:09,520
Speaker 9: We're supposed to be quiet. We ain't supposed to be

1246
01:03:09,640 --> 01:03:12,520
Speaker 9: doing this, so you can't ask all the questions.

1247
01:03:12,600 --> 01:03:14,120
Speaker 10: You know, who is it?

1248
01:03:14,600 --> 01:03:14,760
Speaker 6: You know?

1249
01:03:14,880 --> 01:03:17,400
Speaker 10: You can't be you can't bring up no stain, a

1250
01:03:19,160 --> 01:03:19,960
Speaker 10: blanketed blank.

1251
01:03:20,200 --> 01:03:23,000
Speaker 9: You can't cuss while you're having church sext because you're

1252
01:03:23,000 --> 01:03:25,000
Speaker 9: not supposed to be doing it anyway, So you ain't

1253
01:03:25,000 --> 01:03:26,960
Speaker 9: gonna amplify the see in by cussing.

1254
01:03:27,280 --> 01:03:28,680
Speaker 10: The club sex.

1255
01:03:28,680 --> 01:03:33,000
Speaker 9: Will start with the cussing. I've beenness, smack that and

1256
01:03:33,240 --> 01:03:35,680
Speaker 9: do that thing. Get it up in this hell when

1257
01:03:35,720 --> 01:03:39,400
Speaker 9: you get this, or you ain't gonna understand. See that's

1258
01:03:39,840 --> 01:03:43,640
Speaker 9: the difference. So he just had church sex, so now

1259
01:03:46,160 --> 01:03:48,840
Speaker 9: and then as soon as he get overheated. It was

1260
01:03:48,960 --> 01:03:52,840
Speaker 9: finished before it started. I taught him all the positions

1261
01:03:52,920 --> 01:03:55,120
Speaker 9: and what turns me on, but he ain't able to

1262
01:03:55,240 --> 01:03:57,840
Speaker 9: last long enough to try them. I got a high

1263
01:03:57,920 --> 01:04:00,480
Speaker 9: sex drive, and I end up finishing on my own.

1264
01:04:01,480 --> 01:04:04,960
Speaker 4: This man twenty nine. I'm twenty eight. He's already been

1265
01:04:05,040 --> 01:04:05,680
Speaker 4: four years.

1266
01:04:06,080 --> 01:04:09,960
Speaker 10: Yeah, I ain't got four more of this hill, Steve,

1267
01:04:10,800 --> 01:04:11,200
Speaker 10: help me.

1268
01:04:12,960 --> 01:04:16,200
Speaker 9: I'm gonna come back with part three of this letter

1269
01:04:16,520 --> 01:04:22,360
Speaker 9: because I have some actual help. I got something he

1270
01:04:22,560 --> 01:04:25,640
Speaker 9: can try. Because you said you expect him to talk

1271
01:04:25,880 --> 01:04:29,200
Speaker 9: to a doctor or his friends. He can't even bring this.

1272
01:04:29,320 --> 01:04:30,120
Speaker 10: Up to his friends.

1273
01:04:31,120 --> 01:04:32,160
Speaker 1: He's gotta do something.

1274
01:04:32,560 --> 01:04:39,040
Speaker 9: He fellas, I can't please my woman. And what do

1275
01:04:39,120 --> 01:04:40,120
Speaker 9: you suggest I do?

1276
01:04:40,360 --> 01:04:40,520
Speaker 14: Well?

1277
01:04:40,600 --> 01:04:41,120
Speaker 3: Do? All right?

1278
01:04:42,000 --> 01:04:42,960
Speaker 10: Want me to do it for you.

1279
01:04:43,920 --> 01:04:48,360
Speaker 1: We're gonna have part three of this Strawberry letter coming up. Okay,

1280
01:04:48,680 --> 01:04:53,240
Speaker 1: the subject is my husband needs to learn a few things.

1281
01:04:53,840 --> 01:04:56,600
Speaker 1: We'll be back to part three coming up right after this.

1282
01:04:57,280 --> 01:05:01,880
Speaker 1: You're listening hard morning show, All right, Steve, So this

1283
01:05:02,040 --> 01:05:04,360
Speaker 1: is part three of today's Strubberry and I don't normally

1284
01:05:04,480 --> 01:05:07,479
Speaker 1: do this. My husband needs to learn a few things.

1285
01:05:07,600 --> 01:05:08,400
Speaker 4: Yes see she.

1286
01:05:08,440 --> 01:05:11,280
Speaker 9: Didne married this man, the church dude. They with hell

1287
01:05:11,400 --> 01:05:13,760
Speaker 9: sex to the night and it ain't good. It's been

1288
01:05:13,840 --> 01:05:16,760
Speaker 9: four years in terrible sex and she need helping. She

1289
01:05:16,960 --> 01:05:19,400
Speaker 9: trying to show him all these positions and what turned

1290
01:05:19,440 --> 01:05:22,520
Speaker 9: her on or he's upset about that too. In the letter,

1291
01:05:23,000 --> 01:05:25,400
Speaker 9: I didn't mention he can do half the stuff he

1292
01:05:25,520 --> 01:05:28,040
Speaker 9: told me he was gonna do. I taught him all

1293
01:05:28,160 --> 01:05:31,240
Speaker 9: I can about positions and what turned me on, but

1294
01:05:31,400 --> 01:05:33,800
Speaker 9: he ain't able to last long enough to try and

1295
01:05:34,040 --> 01:05:36,480
Speaker 9: damn talk, I got a high sex drive, so I

1296
01:05:36,600 --> 01:05:39,400
Speaker 9: end up finishing on my own. So I need him

1297
01:05:39,440 --> 01:05:42,920
Speaker 9: to some help with his inability before this ruin a marriage,

1298
01:05:43,200 --> 01:05:45,880
Speaker 9: and then talk to a doctor as his friends about

1299
01:05:45,920 --> 01:05:49,560
Speaker 9: ways to improve sexually. Now hit the part he blamed

1300
01:05:49,720 --> 01:05:55,120
Speaker 9: me for being overly experienced and impatient with him. I

1301
01:05:55,200 --> 01:05:58,280
Speaker 9: will celebrate two years before the wedding, and I've suffered

1302
01:05:58,280 --> 01:05:59,960
Speaker 9: through four years of bad sex.

1303
01:06:00,280 --> 01:06:03,320
Speaker 4: This four years. This is horrible. This is horrible.

1304
01:06:03,360 --> 01:06:05,200
Speaker 9: This is the most horrible thing I've ever heard. Matter

1305
01:06:05,200 --> 01:06:08,200
Speaker 9: of fact, this is the most horrible strawberry letter we've ever.

1306
01:06:08,200 --> 01:06:13,920
Speaker 4: Had four years. This is probably the worst damn stuff

1307
01:06:13,960 --> 01:06:16,120
Speaker 4: in letter we have ever had.

1308
01:06:17,160 --> 01:06:19,600
Speaker 1: Now he mad.

1309
01:06:19,480 --> 01:06:21,760
Speaker 10: At her because she too experienced.

1310
01:06:21,920 --> 01:06:25,520
Speaker 9: See he don't understand. See See he mad now because

1311
01:06:25,560 --> 01:06:28,960
Speaker 9: you know too much. He had sex twice. We ain't

1312
01:06:29,000 --> 01:06:30,720
Speaker 9: got to get into how many times you had it,

1313
01:06:31,040 --> 01:06:34,640
Speaker 9: but he only had it twice. Let's not worry about

1314
01:06:34,680 --> 01:06:37,439
Speaker 9: the number of times you had it. Don't even worry

1315
01:06:37,480 --> 01:06:40,800
Speaker 9: about that. But you wain't more experienced than him. And

1316
01:06:40,920 --> 01:06:43,960
Speaker 9: he upset with it. See you know too much? Why

1317
01:06:44,040 --> 01:06:46,400
Speaker 9: I gotta put my foot on the knight standing and

1318
01:06:46,520 --> 01:06:47,760
Speaker 9: have my knee on the bed.

1319
01:06:48,360 --> 01:06:49,040
Speaker 4: That hurts me?

1320
01:06:51,320 --> 01:06:53,960
Speaker 9: Start, Hey man, what is your punkin heads talking about?

1321
01:06:54,480 --> 01:06:57,160
Speaker 9: Just put your damn foot up there and get your

1322
01:06:57,240 --> 01:06:57,920
Speaker 9: knee over here.

1323
01:06:58,480 --> 01:07:01,440
Speaker 4: That hurts me strapped before you come in here?

1324
01:07:02,800 --> 01:07:05,080
Speaker 1: The workout in him.

1325
01:07:05,320 --> 01:07:06,560
Speaker 10: You have to put in work.

1326
01:07:06,720 --> 01:07:08,040
Speaker 4: Man, Now listen to me.

1327
01:07:08,160 --> 01:07:10,400
Speaker 10: Let me give you a couple of suggestions. They have

1328
01:07:10,560 --> 01:07:13,800
Speaker 10: a cream for men that he can buy and he

1329
01:07:13,920 --> 01:07:16,120
Speaker 10: can use the cream and the cream.

1330
01:07:16,440 --> 01:07:19,720
Speaker 9: Numbs him so where he's don't have to have it

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01:07:19,840 --> 01:07:23,200
Speaker 9: don't happen so fast detained. Yeah, so you've got to

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Speaker 9: because wrong because at hend you ain't got no feeling

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Speaker 9: in it because you to put it on with the

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01:07:29,680 --> 01:07:31,320
Speaker 9: cream that helps you have no feeling.

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Speaker 10: So you might want to try that. And just that's

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Speaker 10: the only suggestion I have for.

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Speaker 1: You, all right, Steve, thank you for that post comments

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Speaker 1: on today letter.

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Speaker 10: We've ever four years of horrible sex at.

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Speaker 1: Steve Harvey FM on Instagram and Facebook. And don't forget

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01:07:48,120 --> 01:07:53,200
Speaker 1: to check out the podcast on demand you're listening Harvey

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Speaker 1: Morning Show.

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01:07:56,000 --> 01:07:56,280
Speaker 3: Steve.

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Speaker 1: I want you especially to listen to this This is

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Speaker 1: according to the American Farm Bureau Federation. You consider yourself

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01:08:03,240 --> 01:08:07,040
Speaker 1: a country away, Yeah and all of that. A typical

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01:08:07,160 --> 01:08:10,840
Speaker 1: July fourth cookout for eight to ten people should only

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01:08:10,960 --> 01:08:15,160
Speaker 1: set you back fifty five dollars and seven cents. Uh huh,

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01:08:15,240 --> 01:08:16,080
Speaker 1: that's what they're saying.

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01:08:16,120 --> 01:08:18,880
Speaker 9: According to no damn barbecue, there no reels in eight

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Speaker 9: to ten people, fifty five.

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01:08:20,680 --> 01:08:23,679
Speaker 1: Outs about five dollars and fifty one cents per person.

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01:08:23,880 --> 01:08:26,120
Speaker 10: If it wasn't per person, family is here.

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Speaker 1: Now listen now. This amount is based on ninety six

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Speaker 1: volunteer shoppers in twenty eight states checking retail prices at

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Speaker 1: their local grocery store to determine the overall costs. Okay,

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Speaker 1: and this is what the meal will do. I'll tell

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Speaker 1: you what though, what.

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Speaker 9: I tell you what though we fish being fifty five

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Speaker 9: dollars and eight to ten people, I better not see

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Speaker 9: nobody walk their ass back up there twice.

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Speaker 4: You can't get yeah, no, you can't get but one bone,

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Speaker 4: real one bone.

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Speaker 9: We're up there watching you be up there, watching you

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01:08:58,640 --> 01:09:00,640
Speaker 9: like that dude that used to cater face.

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Speaker 3: In New York.

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Speaker 1: You know us any juice, none of that juice like

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Speaker 1: the mouthwash.

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Speaker 13: What all right?

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Speaker 1: This this is what the meal includes steve eight quarter

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01:09:19,040 --> 01:09:23,439
Speaker 1: pound hamburgers and buns with cheese slices. You guys said

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Speaker 1: there was no meat. There's meat. Okay.

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01:09:25,280 --> 01:09:26,519
Speaker 10: Two people ain't gonna get a bird.

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Speaker 1: Eight hot dogs and buns. Okay. Four pounds you said

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01:09:32,760 --> 01:09:35,880
Speaker 1: there were no ribs. Four pounds of pork spare ribs?

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Speaker 1: There you go right there?

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Speaker 4: How many bones is that?

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Speaker 10: That's worse?

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Speaker 1: Left ute bone? Ketchup and mustard. Three pounds of Deli

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Speaker 1: potato salad.

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Speaker 9: Okay, I stopped? Okay, what don't nobody won't no damn.

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Speaker 1: Deli serious about this potato salad.

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Speaker 10: Don't come in here, reach your damn dilli potato. Second,

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Speaker 10: we don't roll. Have you ever tasted potato salad good

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Speaker 10: from the damn dili?

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Speaker 1: Some people get it and doctor it up though, doctor yeah, yeah,

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01:10:18,439 --> 01:10:20,040
Speaker 1: and put it in a dish from home, and you

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Speaker 1: think they made it.

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Speaker 12: Pull out some dinner potatoes around eight to tea and

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Speaker 12: black piece.

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Speaker 1: I'm just saying, all right, twenty eight ounces watch their fate.

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Speaker 1: Twenty eight ounce of steve of baked beans. Okay, gotta

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Speaker 1: have baked potato eight ounces, twenty eight.

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Speaker 9: Ounce people okay, everybody, get point eight ounces.

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Speaker 1: Of Oh it gets better, fifteen ounces of chips.

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Speaker 4: Fifteen one big bag? What is that a bad? One bag?

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Speaker 4: One big bag though? Two quarts chips.

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Speaker 1: I mean two quarts of lemonade.

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Speaker 10: I drink a quarter of lemonade, My damn shi. Hello?

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01:11:17,160 --> 01:11:20,439
Speaker 1: And how about this one? Four pounds of watermelon for dessert?

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01:11:21,640 --> 01:11:23,719
Speaker 1: Watermellon for dessert.

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Speaker 10: No pound cake watermelon? That ain't even a whole watermeon

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01:11:29,560 --> 01:11:30,320
Speaker 10: for damn water.

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01:11:30,520 --> 01:11:32,960
Speaker 1: That's the same amount as the spare ribs, as the ribs,

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01:11:33,000 --> 01:11:36,920
Speaker 1: that's the same amount gotta eat. Yeah, well we know this.

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Speaker 1: No seconds, We know that.

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Speaker 9: How much we gonna eat? It's how much you can't,

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01:11:45,680 --> 01:11:48,240
Speaker 9: That's what it is. How many people is this waste?

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Speaker 10: Nothing?

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Speaker 1: Eight to ten people?

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Speaker 15: Jesus cheers, No, this is kid, Steve, No seconds though,

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Speaker 15: I better not catch your.

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Speaker 9: Hey, fifty five dollars budget just eight to ten people?

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Speaker 9: You number six, don't walk your ass back up here,

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01:12:16,160 --> 01:12:22,320
Speaker 9: and you ain't you ain't wait till we served as watermelon?

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Speaker 3: Know how? Hold on?

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01:12:26,000 --> 01:12:28,960
Speaker 9: Hey, I need everybody attention. What who over here got

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01:12:29,000 --> 01:12:30,360
Speaker 9: this half couple of lemonades?

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01:12:30,400 --> 01:12:31,000
Speaker 3: Just sitting here?

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01:12:34,920 --> 01:12:37,519
Speaker 9: Just sitting over here a whole half Dixie cup for

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01:12:37,680 --> 01:12:38,800
Speaker 9: this damn lem dade.

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Speaker 1: You're listening hard Morning Show.

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01:12:44,360 --> 01:12:45,040
Speaker 13: What if y'all listen?

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01:12:45,160 --> 01:12:46,720
Speaker 18: James Brown'm trying to get his homework done.

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01:12:46,760 --> 01:12:47,360
Speaker 3: This is still forth.

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Speaker 18: You not beget which means fire with which meet Somebody

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01:12:49,680 --> 01:12:53,240
Speaker 18: will sit for fire. Somebody will lose adum, somebody will lose,

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01:12:53,760 --> 01:12:56,280
Speaker 18: somebody will set on and guess, believe it or not,

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Speaker 18: somebody will stick a five back up there. I'm not

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Speaker 18: I'm not, you know, somebody will get the fire record

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01:13:02,560 --> 01:13:04,400
Speaker 18: there and blow that up to The.

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Speaker 4: Song is dedicated to those foods who should do that

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Speaker 4: with firecrackers, who they didn't know what they're doing.

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01:13:09,840 --> 01:13:10,759
Speaker 3: Nothing you don't.

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Speaker 17: Shut another um sitting in the hoste holding IU offas.

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Speaker 3: Aangels and on the side of the town on.

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Speaker 17: Susie FiOS in south and Sting lost more can.

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Speaker 6: Up and.

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Speaker 7: It happens that don't stop in that for shoot, I

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01:13:45,360 --> 01:13:50,200
Speaker 7: say games reach. They say that it is.

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Speaker 1: Cool to hot baby.

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Speaker 17: Yes, in the bad blows houses as to see.

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Speaker 3: No listen.

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01:14:20,520 --> 01:14:25,599
Speaker 13: Nowday up. Don't go take your fire records.

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Speaker 12: Okay, I kind of.

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01:14:26,560 --> 01:14:27,519
Speaker 4: Like it though, even though you.

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Speaker 1: You're listening Morning show, and it's time now for a

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01:14:33,960 --> 01:14:39,000
Speaker 1: round of would you rather? Would you rather be reincarnated

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01:14:39,760 --> 01:14:42,400
Speaker 1: as an animal or as a human again?

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01:14:43,800 --> 01:14:45,280
Speaker 10: Come back with no damn animals?

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01:14:46,120 --> 01:14:47,839
Speaker 1: But if you came back as an animal?

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01:14:48,760 --> 01:14:50,320
Speaker 4: Oh just I signed all.

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01:14:50,320 --> 01:14:54,519
Speaker 9: The time around how to find something to eat? I

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01:14:54,560 --> 01:14:57,280
Speaker 9: ain't got no money, I ain't coming building here, ain't

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01:14:57,280 --> 01:14:58,960
Speaker 9: got no money. I've done that before.

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Speaker 4: The first part of your life.

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01:15:01,840 --> 01:15:07,080
Speaker 9: Yeah, I will already been an animal. Yeah, we ain't

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01:15:07,160 --> 01:15:10,240
Speaker 9: doing that. No damn wrong, not with no money, no lawd.

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01:15:11,240 --> 01:15:12,920
Speaker 9: I don't want no part of that. I want to

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01:15:12,960 --> 01:15:17,920
Speaker 9: be involved in currency exchange at some point of hope

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01:15:18,000 --> 01:15:20,040
Speaker 9: somebody set a bowl of milk out man.

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Speaker 1: Hell all right, okay, moving on? Would you rather not

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01:15:26,640 --> 01:15:30,080
Speaker 1: speak for an entire year or would you rather not

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Speaker 1: hear for an entire year?

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01:15:32,760 --> 01:15:35,960
Speaker 4: If I can't hear am I speaking? I don't get it.

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Speaker 10: I'm tell you right now.

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01:15:38,880 --> 01:15:46,559
Speaker 9: You can't hear you, sugar found students when you.

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01:15:46,720 --> 01:15:47,240
Speaker 4: Used to hear?

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01:15:48,560 --> 01:15:51,000
Speaker 9: You know, I have trouble pronouncing words, and I can

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Speaker 9: hear them. Boy, if I can't hear, you can hear?

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Speaker 9: What is his ass talking? I think I'd want to hear? Okay,

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01:16:01,680 --> 01:16:06,320
Speaker 9: So you can type, right, but if you can't hear, no, man,

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01:16:06,360 --> 01:16:09,280
Speaker 9: I can't. But not talking for a year.

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01:16:11,600 --> 01:16:12,679
Speaker 4: A lot of writing now.

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01:16:13,000 --> 01:16:18,400
Speaker 9: I can't heart, right, I can't hear the money.

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01:16:18,400 --> 01:16:19,320
Speaker 10: I'm gonna be missing out.

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Speaker 1: I can't talk. Yeah for a living?

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01:16:22,600 --> 01:16:29,320
Speaker 4: Yeah, right, these sets and hold them up. It's a

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01:16:29,439 --> 01:16:31,960
Speaker 4: lot of text cussing, a lot of text customers.

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01:16:33,520 --> 01:16:36,360
Speaker 1: All right, guys, would you rather climb the highest mountain

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01:16:37,160 --> 01:16:38,519
Speaker 1: or swim the deepest sea?

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01:16:39,000 --> 01:16:39,240
Speaker 3: Ah?

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01:16:39,680 --> 01:16:43,240
Speaker 10: Man, why tack upon that mountain? I'm gonna die in

1484
01:16:43,320 --> 01:16:44,760
Speaker 10: that water. That's what day.

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01:16:44,960 --> 01:16:45,960
Speaker 4: I can't get in that water.

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Speaker 6: Man.

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01:16:46,800 --> 01:16:50,000
Speaker 10: But but I can't handle heights because of I get

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01:16:50,040 --> 01:16:51,160
Speaker 10: out to sickness.

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01:16:51,800 --> 01:16:54,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, what you gonna do? So we're gonna down the

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01:16:54,240 --> 01:16:55,400
Speaker 4: way up or down the way down?

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01:16:59,000 --> 01:17:04,040
Speaker 2: Like like, yeah, I'm not I'm not finna do that though. Okay,

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01:17:04,120 --> 01:17:06,320
Speaker 2: that don't make no sense. I don't even want up there.

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01:17:07,720 --> 01:17:08,960
Speaker 4: I don't even know.

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01:17:09,439 --> 01:17:11,679
Speaker 10: It would mean nothing for me to stick a flag

1495
01:17:11,800 --> 01:17:13,360
Speaker 10: in the top of every nothing.

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01:17:14,320 --> 01:17:17,280
Speaker 1: So then you're going to the deepest thieves.

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01:17:18,040 --> 01:17:20,880
Speaker 4: Yeah, but I can't swim, so hell I swim, but

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01:17:20,920 --> 01:17:22,040
Speaker 4: I ain't going wait down there.

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01:17:23,160 --> 01:17:27,280
Speaker 1: All right, that's today's round of would you rather come back.

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01:17:27,400 --> 01:17:30,000
Speaker 10: We didn't like to, I know we didn't like today.

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01:17:33,320 --> 01:17:35,640
Speaker 1: All right, coming up in forty nine minutes after the hour,

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01:17:35,760 --> 01:17:38,679
Speaker 1: last break of the day, and Steve Harvey will closed

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01:17:38,720 --> 01:17:43,280
Speaker 1: out the show right after this. You're listening Harby Morning Show.

1504
01:17:44,200 --> 01:17:46,360
Speaker 1: Gave your closing remarks, are back what you got for

1505
01:17:46,560 --> 01:17:47,000
Speaker 1: us today?

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01:17:47,280 --> 01:17:49,639
Speaker 9: You know what, I just want to remind people because

1507
01:17:49,880 --> 01:17:53,519
Speaker 9: it's it's a tough thing to cut people out your life.

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01:17:54,280 --> 01:17:58,479
Speaker 9: It's a tough decision for people to make because the

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01:17:58,600 --> 01:18:04,000
Speaker 9: average person, you know, that's of positive nature, they like

1510
01:18:04,120 --> 01:18:09,760
Speaker 9: positive things around them, positive energy, And it's difficult when you,

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01:18:09,920 --> 01:18:15,720
Speaker 9: as a positive or decent or caring person, has to

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01:18:15,800 --> 01:18:16,560
Speaker 9: be faced.

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01:18:16,320 --> 01:18:18,800
Speaker 10: With the decision to cut somebody out your life.

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01:18:19,840 --> 01:18:22,120
Speaker 9: And I've had to do it many times, and I'm

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01:18:22,200 --> 01:18:26,599
Speaker 9: faced with the decision again even this stage of my life.

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01:18:26,880 --> 01:18:29,439
Speaker 9: There are people who I really should not have around

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01:18:29,560 --> 01:18:33,560
Speaker 9: me now. Because I have a sense of guilt, I

1518
01:18:33,720 --> 01:18:37,000
Speaker 9: continue to keep them. You know, I come up with

1519
01:18:37,160 --> 01:18:41,400
Speaker 9: excuses for them. You know what they're gonna do. You

1520
01:18:41,479 --> 01:18:45,160
Speaker 9: know if they not hear what would they do if

1521
01:18:45,240 --> 01:18:47,840
Speaker 9: I remove them? What happens to them?

1522
01:18:48,600 --> 01:18:48,800
Speaker 4: Well?

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01:18:49,080 --> 01:18:53,040
Speaker 9: I mean that's because you're a caring person. But can

1524
01:18:53,160 --> 01:18:55,360
Speaker 9: I tell you how much that ain't your business.

1525
01:18:57,360 --> 01:18:58,479
Speaker 4: It's really really not.

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01:18:59,560 --> 01:19:03,000
Speaker 9: It's not your business, nor should you make it yours,

1527
01:19:04,400 --> 01:19:08,719
Speaker 9: because what will happen is if you guilt yourself into

1528
01:19:08,880 --> 01:19:13,120
Speaker 9: holding on to this person, you will continue to possess

1529
01:19:13,360 --> 01:19:18,000
Speaker 9: that nagging, gnawing feeling that you have every time you

1530
01:19:18,200 --> 01:19:22,680
Speaker 9: around it because they actually bring no real value to you.

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01:19:23,960 --> 01:19:27,800
Speaker 9: Oh they bring you a lot of promises. Oh, they

1532
01:19:27,920 --> 01:19:30,920
Speaker 9: bring you a lot of Oh man, this is man.

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01:19:31,040 --> 01:19:34,080
Speaker 9: I got something big I'm working on. Oh you hear

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01:19:34,160 --> 01:19:37,880
Speaker 9: that all the time. Oh, I shall appreciate you. Lord,

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01:19:37,960 --> 01:19:41,920
Speaker 9: I don't know where I be without you. You've been

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01:19:42,000 --> 01:19:45,160
Speaker 9: such a blessing to me. You know you're gonna get

1537
01:19:45,200 --> 01:19:48,240
Speaker 9: it all kinds of ways, and that makes you feel

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01:19:48,439 --> 01:19:52,720
Speaker 9: even worse about the inevitable decision that you know you

1539
01:19:52,920 --> 01:19:56,920
Speaker 9: have to make. But let me help y'all understand something

1540
01:19:57,000 --> 01:20:02,760
Speaker 9: right here. People can be manipulentive. People can be very

1541
01:20:03,120 --> 01:20:06,320
Speaker 9: very manipulative. And when a person know they getting over

1542
01:20:06,439 --> 01:20:09,479
Speaker 9: on you, they say the things because they know you

1543
01:20:09,560 --> 01:20:13,200
Speaker 9: a decent person, so they say the things to you

1544
01:20:13,720 --> 01:20:15,800
Speaker 9: to keep in the forefront of your mind and how

1545
01:20:15,920 --> 01:20:19,320
Speaker 9: decent you are. God bless you. You been a blessing

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01:20:19,439 --> 01:20:22,000
Speaker 9: to me. Lord, I don't know what I do without you.

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01:20:22,960 --> 01:20:25,920
Speaker 9: I thank God for people like you. Well, when do

1548
01:20:26,080 --> 01:20:30,400
Speaker 9: I get to thank God for you? When do you

1549
01:20:30,560 --> 01:20:35,400
Speaker 9: become such a blessing to me? When at the point

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01:20:35,520 --> 01:20:40,200
Speaker 9: in this relationship where every relationship should be given, take.

1551
01:20:40,400 --> 01:20:43,080
Speaker 10: When do I get to take something out? Because right

1552
01:20:43,160 --> 01:20:44,479
Speaker 10: now all I'm doing is give it.

1553
01:20:46,200 --> 01:20:48,599
Speaker 9: I'm telling you, y'all, I know how you feeling about

1554
01:20:48,640 --> 01:20:51,160
Speaker 9: cutting these people out your life, but you have got

1555
01:20:51,320 --> 01:20:54,439
Speaker 9: to because if there's a person in your life that's

1556
01:20:54,680 --> 01:20:58,120
Speaker 9: just on the receiving end of your friendship and give

1557
01:20:58,200 --> 01:21:01,240
Speaker 9: you nothing in return, they are on the receiving end

1558
01:21:01,280 --> 01:21:04,120
Speaker 9: of your paycheck and give you nothing in the return.

1559
01:21:04,479 --> 01:21:07,799
Speaker 9: They are receiving in of all your goodness and favors

1560
01:21:08,120 --> 01:21:10,040
Speaker 9: and give you no goodness and favors.

1561
01:21:11,439 --> 01:21:14,640
Speaker 10: You no longer have an obligation to that person. You

1562
01:21:14,760 --> 01:21:15,280
Speaker 10: really don't.

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01:21:15,840 --> 01:21:18,240
Speaker 9: And I'll remind you of something that Bishop Jake said.

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01:21:18,880 --> 01:21:22,439
Speaker 9: Sometimes you have to let people go so they can

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01:21:22,520 --> 01:21:27,519
Speaker 9: be freed up to their own destiny. See, because they

1566
01:21:27,640 --> 01:21:31,479
Speaker 9: keep tying their destiny to yours. But see, God didn't

1567
01:21:31,479 --> 01:21:35,800
Speaker 9: give them your destiny. They got their own destiny. You know,

1568
01:21:35,960 --> 01:21:38,639
Speaker 9: unless you're with your wife or your children, them destinies

1569
01:21:38,680 --> 01:21:39,679
Speaker 9: ain't tied to yours.

1570
01:21:39,880 --> 01:21:42,679
Speaker 10: And once your children get a certain age, your.

1571
01:21:42,600 --> 01:21:46,000
Speaker 9: Destiny don't belong to them no more. They have to

1572
01:21:46,360 --> 01:21:49,320
Speaker 9: they as Marjorie says, they wings work. You gotta let

1573
01:21:49,360 --> 01:21:51,880
Speaker 9: them get out there and get to flap it so

1574
01:21:52,040 --> 01:21:56,200
Speaker 9: they can fly. So as you make your list of

1575
01:21:56,280 --> 01:22:00,680
Speaker 9: people who bring you nothing but bad news, they have

1576
01:22:00,840 --> 01:22:04,400
Speaker 9: to go. When you make your list of people who

1577
01:22:04,560 --> 01:22:08,320
Speaker 9: every time they call you they just want something, they

1578
01:22:08,520 --> 01:22:09,040
Speaker 9: have to go.

1579
01:22:10,800 --> 01:22:13,840
Speaker 10: They have to go because they're slowing you down.

1580
01:22:14,880 --> 01:22:15,679
Speaker 4: They dead weight.

1581
01:22:15,800 --> 01:22:17,880
Speaker 10: They sitting on the wagon and they ain't pushing.

1582
01:22:18,520 --> 01:22:20,880
Speaker 9: They ain't getting out the wig wagon to remove no

1583
01:22:21,120 --> 01:22:23,120
Speaker 9: rocks and debris out the way. They ain't trying to

1584
01:22:23,160 --> 01:22:26,519
Speaker 9: fill a pothole for you. They don't even repair wagon wheels.

1585
01:22:26,720 --> 01:22:31,519
Speaker 10: They just ow your wagon, sitting there, legs up and

1586
01:22:31,840 --> 01:22:35,880
Speaker 10: just chilling you out on a rope, just pulling you.

1587
01:22:36,000 --> 01:22:38,559
Speaker 9: Got to get rid of them people. The other people

1588
01:22:38,600 --> 01:22:40,920
Speaker 9: you have to get rid of is some timey people.

1589
01:22:41,680 --> 01:22:44,120
Speaker 9: Because you know what's so hard about some timey people,

1590
01:22:44,400 --> 01:22:46,560
Speaker 9: because you don't never know when they time gonna be.

1591
01:22:47,880 --> 01:22:51,960
Speaker 9: Because they sometimey. So sometime they cool and sometime they ain't.

1592
01:22:52,280 --> 01:22:54,080
Speaker 9: And on the days when you need them be cool,

1593
01:22:54,400 --> 01:22:56,600
Speaker 9: that's what that's one of them some days where they am.

1594
01:22:57,320 --> 01:22:59,479
Speaker 9: So now you got all these some timey people in

1595
01:22:59,560 --> 01:23:01,720
Speaker 9: your life and you be gonna, well they cool over here,

1596
01:23:01,760 --> 01:23:03,840
Speaker 9: but they ain't cool over there. If the people in

1597
01:23:03,920 --> 01:23:06,639
Speaker 9: your life ain't cool everywhere you take them and every

1598
01:23:06,680 --> 01:23:07,799
Speaker 9: time you talk to them.

1599
01:23:07,800 --> 01:23:10,280
Speaker 10: You got to get rid of them too. I'm sorry.

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01:23:11,520 --> 01:23:14,360
Speaker 9: Now that's gonna shorten your list. But what good is

1601
01:23:14,439 --> 01:23:18,280
Speaker 9: the list if it ain't a good list? Stop just

1602
01:23:18,520 --> 01:23:20,920
Speaker 9: trying to have a list. It's like people in a

1603
01:23:21,000 --> 01:23:23,920
Speaker 9: bad relationship. So you're gonna stay in the bad relationship

1604
01:23:24,439 --> 01:23:27,800
Speaker 9: just so you can say you in a relationship, or

1605
01:23:27,840 --> 01:23:30,840
Speaker 9: will you free yourself so that you can be freed

1606
01:23:30,960 --> 01:23:34,080
Speaker 9: up to your destiny to possibly be in a good relationship.

1607
01:23:34,600 --> 01:23:36,960
Speaker 9: But you'll never get in a good relationship if you

1608
01:23:37,120 --> 01:23:40,160
Speaker 9: gonna stay and sit in the bad relationship, which has

1609
01:23:40,240 --> 01:23:42,880
Speaker 9: proven year after year after year to be of no

1610
01:23:43,479 --> 01:23:47,439
Speaker 9: substance and no just no goodness for you. It just

1611
01:23:47,600 --> 01:23:49,800
Speaker 9: does nothing for you. But you're gonna stay in it

1612
01:23:50,080 --> 01:23:53,160
Speaker 9: just so you can say you're in a relationship. That's crazy, man,

1613
01:23:54,040 --> 01:23:58,000
Speaker 9: that's crazy. So y'all think about it. Those people that

1614
01:23:58,120 --> 01:24:01,120
Speaker 9: you gotta cut loose, You gotta decision, but you have

1615
01:24:01,320 --> 01:24:03,880
Speaker 9: to do it. God will bless you for it too.

1616
01:24:04,040 --> 01:24:06,439
Speaker 9: And guess what, you have more free time, you have

1617
01:24:06,600 --> 01:24:08,760
Speaker 9: more money and everything when you let them go and

1618
01:24:08,840 --> 01:24:11,120
Speaker 9: you don't even have to deal with aggravation to them anymore.

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01:24:11,640 --> 01:24:15,160
Speaker 9: That's an amazing thing. So that's why closing remarks. Just

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01:24:15,200 --> 01:24:17,760
Speaker 9: want to remind you all that have a great roof here.

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