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Speaker 1: Today, I afked up by using shrooms in front of

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Speaker 1: my girlfriend. Hell yeah, blast off, buddy. Yesterday my girlfriend

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Speaker 1: agreed to be my trip sitter. I like shrooms, and

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Speaker 1: usually I'm a two gram shroom kind of guy, but

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Speaker 1: yesterday I wanted to see what four grams would do.

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Speaker 1: We double it up. Yo, four grams is a lot,

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Speaker 1: my guy. I asked my girlfriend to be my trip

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Speaker 1: center just in case I decided to Peter pan off

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Speaker 1: the balcony or something smart. Smart, not that Peter panting

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Speaker 1: off about that actually, Like, I mean, if you're totally

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Speaker 1: tripped out, like I don't know what's going on, like

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Speaker 1: you know, you probably you could hurt yourself. Wow. At

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Speaker 1: the time, my girlfriend seemed really keen. She even joked

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Speaker 1: about getting popcorn, which she actually did, which is hilarious.

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Speaker 1: She ran out of popcorn more or less the same

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Speaker 1: time she ran out of enthusiasm. I spent most of

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Speaker 1: the night doing an invisible hula hoop dance and laughing hysterically.

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Speaker 1: The higher dose definitely hit different. My girlfriend said it

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Speaker 1: was getting late and wanted us to go to bed.

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Speaker 1: We ended up in bed and my girlfriend eventually I

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Speaker 1: fell asleep. I was still wide awake and unable to talk.

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Speaker 1: I was still wide awake and unable to stop touching

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Speaker 1: my Adam's apple every time I swallowed. Don't my girlfriend

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Speaker 1: woke up to be standing on the bed, completely naked

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Speaker 1: and continuing to do the invisible Hulu houp dance. Sounds

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Speaker 1: like a good trip, I got. Oh, he's to join himself.

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Speaker 1: She grabbed a blanket and left the bedroom. I have

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Speaker 1: no idea how long I was dancing on the bed,

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Speaker 1: but I must have to have exhausted myself and passed out,

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Speaker 1: because I'd remembered nothing else after other than waking up

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Speaker 1: alone in bed the morning and finding my girlfriend sleeping

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Speaker 1: in the living room. When my girlfriend opened her eyes,

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Speaker 1: I was standing by with breakfast and an apology, which

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Speaker 1: my girlfriend was grateful for. Sounds like a great relationship. However,

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Speaker 1: she broke up with me what I don't know you

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Speaker 1: literally like sounds like a great relationship immediately after, but

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Speaker 1: broke up with what she said last night was too

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Speaker 1: much frat boy for her liking. Oh, my goodness is gracious.

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Speaker 1: Apparently she expected an older guy like me to be

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Speaker 1: more mature. I'm twenty two, she's nineteen. Broh what the

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Speaker 1: fuck anyway, she left. I really liked her. Yo, she

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Speaker 1: doesn't deserve you. You hula hoop, actually, you hula hoop forever. Man.

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Speaker 1: We stand style, We stand in naked hula hooping king. Okay,

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Speaker 1: we stand Yo. That guy, he's just like expressing himself.

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Speaker 1: You know, he's feeling the vibes and she's not. That's

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Speaker 1: a crazy reason. Yeah, this break up, this chick is strange.

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Speaker 1: I feel like she's breaking up for you for other reasons. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: there's probably a history of frattyness. Maybe this doesn't feel

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Speaker 1: fratty or streams fratty. I don't think so. No, no, no,

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Speaker 1: that's more like like like hippie canes. Yeah, cocaine's fraddy

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Speaker 1: streams are hippie. Yeah,