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Speaker 1: Sneaky husbands, two timing lives, live.

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Speaker 2: Bad boyfriends, and even worse girlfriends.

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Speaker 1: They thought they could get away.

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Speaker 3: With that, but now now they're about to get busted.

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Speaker 3: He can't.

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Speaker 2: Oh, so they're so sponsored by the letter okay to

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Speaker 2: tell I stands for infidelity in Fay.

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Speaker 4: You might not know what it means, but it's how

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Speaker 4: you were born.

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Speaker 3: The only place more notorious for infidelity than Sesame Street

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Speaker 3: is this segment called Busted. We've got a few listeners

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Speaker 3: ready to tell us how they caught their dumb exes

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Speaker 3: tickling the wrong Elmo, starting with Vicky. Vicky, tell us

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Speaker 3: how you busted your significant other?

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Speaker 4: Hi?

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Speaker 3: You guy, Hi, Vicky Vicky. She's like traumatized.

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Speaker 5: So I was at work and I had like five

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Speaker 5: miss calls from my boyfriend. Okay, but it was kind

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Speaker 5: of weird because he knew that I had a really

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Speaker 5: big meet in that day. So I was kind of

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Speaker 5: freaked out.

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Speaker 3: Yees, like somebody's injured, you know, something terrible happened. What's

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Speaker 3: going on?

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Speaker 5: Right? So I called him back and then he didn't

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Speaker 5: answer my call. I left working. I went straight to

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Speaker 5: his house that concerned only because, like I said, he

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Speaker 5: knew how important this meeting was and have five miss

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Speaker 5: calls back to back. I'm like, oh my god, you know,

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Speaker 5: something else happened.

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Speaker 3: What happened?

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Speaker 5: So when I left working, I went straight to this house.

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Speaker 5: I saw him through a window drinking a glass of

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Speaker 5: orange juice, completely naked.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, nacause that's kind of the rules. Maybe please don't

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Speaker 3: tell me.

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Speaker 4: He was called to figure out how to use the

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Speaker 4: washing machine.

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Speaker 5: So, you know, I walked in and I'm like, wow,

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Speaker 5: somebody was really missing me. That's when his cousin came

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Speaker 5: out of the bathroom.

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Speaker 3: Don't act like to know exactly what you guys, joke,

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Speaker 3: but that that is disturbing, yes, cousin.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, Well, what's more disturbing is that she was covered

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Speaker 5: in whipped cream.

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Speaker 2: Wow.

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Speaker 3: Maybe they were cooking and there was like.

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Speaker 1: A pie accident.

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Speaker 3: Orange juice with cream?

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Speaker 4: Oh what did we say?

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Speaker 5: Man? He tried to tell me that it was some

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Speaker 5: weird like family reunion things that they do every year.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, I to that reunion. Geez, let's let's talk.

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Speaker 2: To Luke because I feel scarred.

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Speaker 3: Help us out. Tell us how you busted your significant other.

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Speaker 1: So I'm planning this date and my girlfriend recommends his bar.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, sure, let's go there. Happens to be a

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Speaker 1: stand up comedian. I love standard comedy, doesn't. The guy

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Speaker 1: ends up being really funny and does a whole bit

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Speaker 1: on how you see your girlfriend out with someone else

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Speaker 1: and what would you do? And the whole bar is laughing,

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Speaker 1: and then two points the spotlight at us and I

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Speaker 1: start dying. I mean, that's hilarious, John. I find out

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Speaker 1: surely that it wasn't a joke.

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Speaker 2: What do you mean, why would she bring you to

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Speaker 2: her boyfriend's stand up show?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Apparently that's what I'm thinking. I'm like, what's going on?

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Speaker 1: Apparently they had been dating and had broken up and

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Speaker 1: she wanted to go to that bar to get back

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Speaker 1: at him.

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Speaker 5: Situation.

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Speaker 1: Wow, that's awkward. But it didn't go to plan because

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Speaker 1: I ended up being really cool with the guy and

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Speaker 1: talking it out, and he then told me that they

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Speaker 1: were dating for a year at the same time that

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Speaker 1: her and I were dating.

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Speaker 2: That overlad, So are you have you been to a

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Speaker 2: show since?

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Speaker 1: Are you dating the comedian? I could really blame him

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Speaker 1: for it, but I don't think I'm going to another

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Speaker 1: stand up comedy show for a while.

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Speaker 3: We have time for one more, Allison, tell us how

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Speaker 3: you busted jerseynificant other.

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Speaker 4: So I was doing this long distance thing with my

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Speaker 4: boyfriend and well he didn't know, but I was seeing

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Speaker 4: someone behind his back.

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Speaker 3: You're the cheater.

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Speaker 4: This is a treat. I mean, listen. I was young

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Speaker 4: and stupid, and things happened, mistakes were made.

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Speaker 5: But anyway, so at least to me.

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Speaker 4: So anyway, my long distance boyfriend he comes and visits

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Speaker 4: me one weekend and we're out at the bars and

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Speaker 4: it just happened to see my local boyfriend. You're a

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Speaker 4: local boyfriend, that's what you call.

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Speaker 1: Oh no.

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Speaker 4: So I grabbed my long distance boyfriend and we ran

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Speaker 4: into the bathroom and I locked this in and I

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Speaker 4: started crying. I assume I'm caught.

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Speaker 5: You should start making out with him.

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Speaker 3: He'd be excited.

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Speaker 4: So I'm telling him, like, listen, I have to tell

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Speaker 4: you something. And then he blurts out, oh my gosh,

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Speaker 4: how did you know I was cheating on you?

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Speaker 5: Oh? Well, yeah, you thought.

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Speaker 3: You caught him? Yeah?

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Speaker 4: He he freaked out, and being the responsible person I am,

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Speaker 4: I of course was freaked out myself and broke up

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Speaker 4: with him right there on the spot.

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Speaker 1: How dare he?

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Speaker 4: Are you kidding me?

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Speaker 3: He was young and stupid. Your relationship is sacred.

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Speaker 4: How dare you well it worked out because me and

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Speaker 4: a local boyfriend. Actually, you have been married now for

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Speaker 4: eight years.

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Speaker 3: Oh wores each other's extras out of the picture.

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Speaker 2: No one's cheating now that.

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Speaker 4: You know you know, I'm gonna say no. Things seem

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Speaker 4: pretty good and I haven't had any issues.

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Speaker 3: Run into his wife, his sidewife. We'll talk to you

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Speaker 3: in a year, Alison.

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Speaker 5: Hopefully.

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Speaker 3: Make sure you hit Apart Tech Sports seven, eight, five

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Speaker 3: nine too. If you have a funny story about how

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Speaker 3: you caught your ex cheating, you could be on the

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Speaker 3: next edition of Busted Phone Taps coming up next