Speaker 1: Start Up Up, Start Up, Brooklyn Boy, Start Up, Brooklyn Boys,
Speaker 1: start Up Up, They making noise Up, start Up.
Speaker 2: Up, Episode three oh four the Brooklyn Boys Podcast. Yeah
Speaker 2: we missed an We missed an.
Speaker 3: Opportunity last week.
Speaker 2: Ah. With the numbering the numbering of the podcast, episode
Speaker 2: three oh three, we should have named it after the
Speaker 2: hit song by the band three oh three. The band
Speaker 2: three oh three they had over there like a one
Speaker 2: hit wonder. Yeah, they had She used to touch me? Who
Speaker 2: they used to touch me?
Speaker 3: Whooa right, we don't trust don't trust the hoe.
Speaker 2: Don't trust the hoe?
Speaker 3: Right, that's that we should have called the episode don't
Speaker 3: three oh three, don't trust the hoe and see if
Speaker 3: people understood the joke we missed. After after the podcast
Speaker 3: went up, we're like, oh all right, Buck, I was like,
Speaker 3: we well, all right, so we shall we name that
Speaker 3: next episode after Pitbull mister three five check it in
Speaker 3: for the five check it in for the podcast.
Speaker 2: He's checking mister three oh five chicken in for the podcast.
Speaker 3: The episode dolle Ah.
Speaker 2: So this is this the I'm in the worst mood
Speaker 2: the last few days because the weather's sucked here in
Speaker 2: the Northeast. I know when you listen to this, you
Speaker 2: probably have no idea of what's going on or when
Speaker 2: we the.
Speaker 3: Hollys Coast is being hit by Debbie or whatever. Debbie
Speaker 3: we're talking about Debbie Downer. Yeah, little Debbie cakes, No
Speaker 3: Debbie storm. Yeah, I got a Debbie alert. Debbie done
Speaker 3: my us. Yeah, I got an alert on my car
Speaker 3: on the screen that they're for the county I live
Speaker 3: in and the four or five counties around it. There
Speaker 3: are a hurricane and tornado warnings in New Jersey.
Speaker 2: In New Jersey tornado. They said a pop up tornado
Speaker 2: is possible. Pop up tornado. Ever heard that verbia Halloween
Speaker 2: store like a pop up shop? Yeah, oh this tornado.
Speaker 2: Can't rule out a pop up tornado. I've never heard
Speaker 2: a weather preson say that ever anywhere, but they said
Speaker 2: it today.
Speaker 3: Because also, don't they pop down? Don't they come down
Speaker 3: from the clouds? I mean, I just saw twisters. If
Speaker 3: I have to buy a big pickup truck that drills
Speaker 3: into the ground, I'll go do it now.
Speaker 2: Pop up in the sense of surprise.
Speaker 3: Wait, but it doesn't pop up a surprise a surprise tornado.
Speaker 3: It pops up. They pop up shops all the time.
Speaker 3: And they do pop up, right, but they pop up
Speaker 3: from the ground. They don't come from the sky.
Speaker 2: I think you take things a little too literal there, Brodie.
Speaker 3: Well, you know, if people here pop up, they're gonna
Speaker 3: be looking at the ground and the ship's gonna hit
Speaker 3: him from above.
Speaker 2: Okay, I worry about the people. I've never been in
Speaker 2: a tornado or a hurricane. Have you That sounds like
Speaker 2: a real, big, important announcement to make. Have you been
Speaker 2: in a hurricane? No?
Speaker 3: Okay, but a lot of our listeners yes, But no,
Speaker 3: I've not been in a hurricane, not been in a tornado.
Speaker 3: I did not drive into a twister and shoot fireworks
Speaker 3: off like in the movie.
Speaker 2: No. I oh ah, for whatever reason, you know, listen,
Speaker 2: I never say I want to experience that either. I mean,
Speaker 2: you're talking about serious stuff here, yeah, life threatening.
Speaker 3: Speaking of movies, I went My cousin was like, oh,
Speaker 3: let's go to the movies, and I'm like, okay, because
Speaker 3: we originally we're gonna go see the the Somerset Patriots,
Speaker 3: who are the Yankees double a team minor leagues versus
Speaker 3: the Binghamton Mets. It's the Binghamton Rumble Ponies. Now the
Speaker 3: double A Mets. So they're not called Mets or Yankees.
Speaker 3: They have other names, but that's who they are. They're affiliated. Sure,
Speaker 3: So they're promoting it as the Subway Series, and I'm like,
Speaker 3: there's no subway between Binghamton, New York and Somerset, New Jersey.
Speaker 3: It's not a Subway series. It's a series between two
Speaker 3: teams that are the minor league teams of the teams
Speaker 3: that play in the Subway Series. But they played like
Speaker 3: five games this week of four games because minor league
Speaker 3: teams they come in for the whole week. Yeah, to
Speaker 3: save money, they come in for the whole week. So like, oh,
Speaker 3: when do you want to go to the game? Like Wednesday, Thursday,
Speaker 3: it rained all like all day Wednesday, all the day.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just pitiful. But it's like we ended up
Speaker 2: at the movie. It's that annoying kind of rain, you know,
Speaker 2: the ones where it's like that little little specky rain
Speaker 2: that there's like like a net, like a bunch of
Speaker 2: gnats like trying to attack your face.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but it's not just that. All day today it's
Speaker 3: been hard rain. Then it stops, the sun comes out,
Speaker 3: and then fifteen minutes later it rains again. Yeah, it's
Speaker 3: been NonStop. So I've been trying to walk my dogs
Speaker 3: like we're gonna go now, we gotta go now, go go,
Speaker 3: go go.
Speaker 2: Now that I thought about it, back in the day
Speaker 2: we were growing up, there was a hurricane that came
Speaker 2: here in November up in the New York area. It
Speaker 2: was a Hurricane Gloria. And I remember this, and I
Speaker 2: remembered we had off from school and what did my
Speaker 2: my friends and I what did we try and do?
Speaker 2: We tried to talk here on Dick's No, we tried
Speaker 2: to We tried to play wiffle ball, and it was awesome.
Speaker 2: Playing a hurricane is great. You got an amazing curve?
Speaker 3: Yeah, we did have. Did you have an amazing curve?
Speaker 3: When you were trying to ask you on dio on
Speaker 3: how'd you guess? Yeah? We had Superstorm Sandy, which was
Speaker 3: pretty serious.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was a superstorm, not a hurricane by the
Speaker 2: time it got no, but it was pretty rough.
Speaker 3: It was wrecked Manhattan, It wrecked the Seagate and wrecked.
Speaker 2: It probably did more destruction than anything in recent memory. Right,
Speaker 2: It flooded homes in Long Island. I mean it was
Speaker 2: it was not a good situation. Yeah, it was a lot.
Speaker 3: Anyway, I said, I went to the movies. I went
Speaker 3: to see it's supposed to be a psychological thriller, horror
Speaker 3: movie which I don't normally go to, called Long Legs
Speaker 3: with Nicholas Cage. Okay, the reviews were like, Oh, it's artsy,
Speaker 3: it's well made. Two things I'm gonna tell you about it.
Speaker 3: First of all, the movie sucks. Okay, there's so many
Speaker 3: plot holes, so many things that don't make sense where
Speaker 3: you sit there, you go, what why wouldn't you tell
Speaker 3: the police. Why wouldn't you tell them that happened?
Speaker 2: Why?
Speaker 3: Like everything you could see was coming Like, oh uh.
Speaker 3: One of the things that I in the movie, I'm
Speaker 3: not gonna give any details. One of the things in
Speaker 3: the movie is about little girls and birthdays. It's in
Speaker 3: the trailer. It's not anything right. So the cop says
Speaker 3: to the main lead in the movie, the woman. He says, Oh,
Speaker 3: come over my house and you'll meet my wife and kid.
Speaker 3: And as soon as he said that, I went guaranteed
Speaker 3: his kid's a girl, and guaranteed her birthday fits the profile.
Speaker 3: And sure enough it was exactly what.
Speaker 2: Was going on in the movie.
Speaker 3: And the father never realizes that his daughter fits the
Speaker 3: profile of what the whole movie's about.
Speaker 2: It's like, let's say people.
Speaker 3: Were killing kids named Anthony who were born on February third, Okay,
Speaker 3: and your father is a cop, and he's like, you're
Speaker 3: kidding me. They're killing boys named Anthony born on February third.
Speaker 2: Huh, it doesn't my real life birthday's coming up. Doesn't
Speaker 2: realize that his son's birthday is is right? Is it?
Speaker 3: Completely oblivious? Never mentions it.
Speaker 2: Its shit like that. But that's not the bad part.
Speaker 3: So we're in the movie and you know, people, it's
Speaker 3: not it's not overly bloody, but there are some people
Speaker 3: that get killed. And there's a particularly bloody scene around
Speaker 3: three quarters into the movie. And right before it happens,
Speaker 3: as the scene is playing itself out, two women come in.
Speaker 3: They looked like they were maybe in their twenties, maybe
Speaker 3: late twenties, with a kid, a little boy who looked
Speaker 3: like he was seven, with his popcorn and his soda,
Speaker 3: and they come in and the movie theater wasn't full.
Speaker 3: It was an afternoon movie theater, and there was you know,
Speaker 3: who's going to the movies in the afternoon. So our
Speaker 3: whole row was empty, so like the five seats to
Speaker 3: my right were empty. They come in and sit down
Speaker 3: next to us, and.
Speaker 2: The kid is The kid is seven, and he's talking
Speaker 2: and I'm like, sh i'n't get man, And so my
Speaker 2: cousin Leans goes, why would you bring a fucking kid
Speaker 2: that young into this movie? Because they had no babysitter.
Speaker 2: But the movie was three quarters over.
Speaker 3: They must have seen like a kid's movie, and we're like, oh,
Speaker 3: let's sneak into another theater. Nah, they had nowhere to
Speaker 3: put the killy scary. They weren't coming to the beginning
Speaker 3: of the theater.
Speaker 2: The movie. The movie was three quarters over. Oh that's
Speaker 2: when they walked in, Yes, three quarters over.
Speaker 3: So the scene is happening there maybe thirty seconds, and
Speaker 3: all of a sudden, this guy's face gets completely smashed.
Speaker 2: Blood gore, and they don't leave, And what do the
Speaker 2: kids do? The kids like Lomi and they just sat
Speaker 2: there with them.
Speaker 3: Then after the scene ends, something else scary happens, and
Speaker 3: then they go and then they get up. Why would
Speaker 3: you walk into a horror movie and after the first
Speaker 3: bloody scene you don't get up and leave.
Speaker 2: The kid's seven I remember how growing up I wanted
Speaker 2: so badly to see the Friday the Thirteenth, those early
Speaker 2: films and the Hall early Halloween films.
Speaker 3: The first one was nineteen eighty, wasn't it.
Speaker 2: Yeah like that. Yeah, I was a kid. My parents
Speaker 2: would not allow me to go they obviously they wouldn't
Speaker 2: take me actually, but they let to.
Speaker 3: Go to a Nicki Minaj concert, right of course, because
Speaker 3: I was so young, right child.
Speaker 2: I think the first horror film I saw in the
Speaker 2: movies was Child's Play with Chucky or what Freddy Krueger
Speaker 2: Night Mary on Elm Street, n Elm Street. I think
Speaker 2: that was like the first horror movie I saw in
Speaker 2: the movies with my friends, because that was of age. Yeah,
Speaker 2: what about you like Texas.
Speaker 3: Change consider No, I didn't see it. Depends what you
Speaker 3: can consider a horror movie. Like when I was a kid,
Speaker 3: I went to see Jaws. That that terrified me. So
Speaker 3: I guess that's a horror movie. I mean it's a suspense.
Speaker 2: Qualifying a horror movie. I get, well, what was that
Speaker 2: nineteen seventy.
Speaker 3: For a slasher film? Yeah, it's not a slasher film,
Speaker 3: but it's a horror film. I mean it's people would.
Speaker 2: Get eaten with scared people. Spoiler people got eaten w
Speaker 2: shark movie And uh, what about Amityville horror? That's that's it.
Speaker 3: I didn't see that in the movies. I read the
Speaker 3: book in school for some reason. It was a sign
Speaker 3: to us. Ye, but I didn't see the movie because
Speaker 3: it seems stupid to me. Some would say The Shining
Speaker 3: is a horror movie.
Speaker 2: It is.
Speaker 3: It's a psychological horror, psychological clockwork orange. Yeah, yeah, I
Speaker 3: mean it's what was the movie you mentioned with Jack Nicholson. Yeah,
Speaker 3: The Shining. It's a frightening movie, but it's not a
Speaker 3: not a threat a slasher film.
Speaker 2: But about the axios Siste could be considered a horror.
Speaker 3: It's a horror movie, not a slasher movie, though, I
Speaker 3: mean it was frightening.
Speaker 2: Supposed to be any horror flick if it scares you.
Speaker 2: I mean right, I'm talking about slasher films or blood
Speaker 2: films like Saw and Texas Chainsaws. So you're not talking
Speaker 2: about paranormal activity.
Speaker 3: No, like like Blair Witch Project was supposed to be
Speaker 3: a horror film. I mean, it was stupid, but it
Speaker 3: was supposed to be a horror film. But nobody gets
Speaker 3: slashed in it. Nobody's eyes get pulled out of their heads.
Speaker 2: So something with blood and guts and gore, that's a
Speaker 2: horror film for you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think I saw.
Speaker 2: Not hell Raiser.
Speaker 3: It was one of these movies where there was a
Speaker 3: cube and then people's heads were explore. Oh uh, Spinners,
Speaker 3: what was the first it was? So I guess all
Speaker 3: of them.
Speaker 2: So a psychological thriller is not necessarily a horror movie.
Speaker 3: Scanners, Scanner, Okay, you lost me on Scanners. I think
Speaker 3: was for some reason. I don't even remember the movie.
Speaker 3: But people's heads would just blow up.
Speaker 2: They would be sitting there at a table and their
Speaker 2: heads are blow up. I know what you did last summer.
Speaker 2: That was Jennifer Love hewittt Is that a horror movie? Yeah,
Speaker 2: people got killed in that movie, people got slashed, cut up,
Speaker 2: But I think that's less of a horror movie than
Speaker 2: The Shining.
Speaker 3: The Shining was terrifying at its first time.
Speaker 2: Absolutely. I guess it's all relative of the time of
Speaker 2: when it was released, because just going back to Jaws now,
Speaker 2: you're like, oh, the Shining in Jaws. Those were mid seventies.
Speaker 2: Texas Chainsaw Massacre those were mid mid seventies movies. So yeah,
Speaker 2: but some of those movies still hold up. Jaws is
Speaker 2: terrifying to people. Yeah, people, people weren't used to it.
Speaker 2: So I think, yeah, you're I think you're right. I
Speaker 2: don't know, just wondering. Yeah.
Speaker 3: So right now, Scary, it's late afternoon on Friday as
Speaker 3: we're recording this. Yeah, originally you wanted to record around noon. Yeah,
Speaker 3: And I said, you said, what do you have to
Speaker 3: do today? I said, well, yep, old on. I said, well,
Speaker 3: I gotta run to the post office and find a
Speaker 3: lost package, and I'll do that after the podcast. You're like, well,
Speaker 3: I got to do some stuff I gotta work out.
Speaker 3: So why don't you go to the post office now
Speaker 3: and then we'll do the podcast when you come back.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Is that a mistake, because you are? You in
Speaker 2: a worse mood now than you were before.
Speaker 3: Yeah, So I will tell you what happened at the
Speaker 3: post office right after we come back.
Speaker 2: With Scary and Brodie. Here we go, Brodie, something I
Speaker 2: already could tell. I could already tell I. Get the
Speaker 2: music ready, we're gonna get what are we doing here?
Speaker 3: No, I you might want to get some harm music
Speaker 3: ready because I got all.
Speaker 2: Oh, okay, I didn't know if you had a rant
Speaker 2: or something about it. Well I got a rant.
Speaker 3: I mean, have the music ready if you feel it's appropriate.
Speaker 3: But so I mailed a package on July thirty first
Speaker 3: from my town post office. Now my town, actually my
Speaker 3: old town. Old Town Road was big enough that it
Speaker 3: had two post offices, the branch up the hill and
Speaker 3: the branch down the hill. The branch down the hill
Speaker 3: is considered the main post office, right, so everything goes
Speaker 3: there anyway, even if you go to the small post office,
Speaker 3: they ship it to the big post office. That's that's
Speaker 3: the big one. They call it the main one, right,
Speaker 3: that's like the big one in town. Right. I don't
Speaker 3: ever go to that one. I go to the small
Speaker 3: one because that was closer. So I sell something on eBay,
Speaker 3: and the guy wanted ground transmit, ground shipping, which is
Speaker 3: the cheapest. He chose it. I don't choose the shipping
Speaker 3: he does. I'm like, okay. So I put it in
Speaker 3: a small box maybe four by five, sure, and I
Speaker 3: put the label on it, and I bring into the
Speaker 3: post office and it goes out and I get a
Speaker 3: receipt with a tracking number.
Speaker 2: Whatever.
Speaker 3: Well that was July thirty first, two days ago, he
Speaker 3: messages me.
Speaker 2: And and by the way, he.
Speaker 3: Speaks Spanish, so all of his messages are in Spanish,
Speaker 3: so I have to use Google Translate to translate everything
Speaker 3: he says, which, by the way, Google Translate doesn't always
Speaker 3: translate properly. Because I put one of his messages in
Speaker 3: Google Translate and it made no sense. There were words
Speaker 3: that didn't belong Like you know in English, sometimes words
Speaker 3: have two meanings. Yeah, yeah, Google Translate was using other
Speaker 3: meanings for words where I couldn't understand what he was saying,
Speaker 3: so I had to put in another translator. I found
Speaker 3: that that was better anyway. I asked him to translate
Speaker 3: to English.
Speaker 2: He refused to.
Speaker 3: But he he's the buyer and I want his money,
Speaker 3: so I will do the translating. That's what we established
Speaker 3: a few months ago. If you want the money, you
Speaker 3: do the translating, okay, or whatever we estoblish, it doesn't matter.
Speaker 3: I decided to do the translating. So he says to me,
Speaker 3: the package isn't here. I'm still waiting. It's been over
Speaker 3: a week. You said i'd have it already.
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 3: I didn't say he'd have it already. eBay said he'd
Speaker 3: have it already. eBay says, you know, approximate shipping should
Speaker 3: arrive on the fourth whatever. I didn't say it. eBay
Speaker 3: says it it's approximate. I said, well, i'll check the tracking.
Speaker 3: I checked the tracking. It says still in the town
Speaker 3: that I handed her off to. Well, that's weird. Why
Speaker 3: is it still last? So I said, I'll go to
Speaker 3: the post office on Thursday, which was yesterday, and I'll
Speaker 3: see what's going on. So I go there. She pulls
Speaker 3: up the tracking number. She says, yeah, says it's still
Speaker 3: in town, but it's not here. Our bin is empty,
Speaker 3: so it's got to be in the main post office,
Speaker 3: is it. Please don't make me go there. There's no parking.
Speaker 3: Please don't make me go over there.
Speaker 2: It's terrible.
Speaker 3: She says, you have no choice. You have to go there.
Speaker 3: So when you said let's go do the podcast, I'm like, oh,
Speaker 3: I'll go to the other podcast. Yeah, I'll go there.
Speaker 3: In the rain, I can't find a parking spot. I
Speaker 3: had a walker on the like a block to cut. Well, okay, you.
Speaker 2: Can already tell this ends in Doom and Gloom.
Speaker 3: Oh, So I go in and they say, you have
Speaker 3: to go to window five. But no one's at window five.
Speaker 3: They said, I we'll go get Priscilla. She'll be up
Speaker 3: right there with you. I said, okay, I'll wait for Priscilla.
Speaker 3: I go it to the window and this older woman
Speaker 3: comes up and I said, you Priscilla. Yeah, I said,
Speaker 3: I was told to wait for you. Okay, great. Uh,
Speaker 3: here's the problem. I said, here's my tracking information and
Speaker 3: I tell her the story. She takes my two pieces
Speaker 3: of paper and she goes in the back. She comes back,
Speaker 3: she goes, uh, yeah, your stuff's not here. I said,
Speaker 3: I know that. I just did you check the other
Speaker 3: post office in town? Yep, I told you that when
Speaker 3: I walked up that I went there and they said
Speaker 3: it's already been shipped to here. Well, it must be
Speaker 3: at the facility. I said, I don't know what that means.
Speaker 3: The facility. Okay, you're talking to me like I work
Speaker 3: at the post office. I don't know what the facility means.
Speaker 3: The central mail facility. Oh okay, where is that? So
Speaker 3: she tells me where it is and I go, okay,
Speaker 3: how does that affect me? Well, they have to sort it,
Speaker 3: and when they when they check it in. Then they'll
Speaker 3: check it in and they'll show up on your tracking.
Speaker 3: I said, okay, but that was that was nine days ago.
Speaker 3: Well then you should wait another week. No, I can't
Speaker 3: wait another week. I sold something on eBay and the
Speaker 3: guy wants his thing or he wants his money back. Yeah,
Speaker 3: so I need to know what the status is. Well,
Speaker 3: if we lost it, you didn't pay for insurance, so
Speaker 3: you don't get anything. I shouldn't wait a minute. Yeah,
Speaker 3: that's not how that works. You don't get to just
Speaker 3: lose my stuff and then say I don't get anything.
Speaker 3: I have proof that I gave it to you. You
Speaker 3: lost it. So she says, I said, look, this is important.
Speaker 3: What do I do if it was so important? First says, well,
Speaker 3: you sent it ground, sir, that's by truck. So I said, yeah,
Speaker 3: I know how ground works. It would be silly to
Speaker 3: have a plane going down the street. I understand that.
Speaker 3: You don't have to talk to me like I don't understand.
Speaker 3: She's well, I don't know. Some people don't know what
Speaker 3: ground means. It means it goes by ground. That I
Speaker 3: understand what it means. Well, if she goes if it
Speaker 3: was such an important item, why would you send it ground,
Speaker 3: And I said, I really don't need your second guessing me.
Speaker 3: Are you saying that ground from the post office is
Speaker 3: not secure? Are you bad mouthing your own company? Are
Speaker 3: you saying that if something is good, you shouldn't send
Speaker 3: it ground. Is there some reason to believe that if
Speaker 3: I send it in a truck it's not going to
Speaker 3: get there?
Speaker 2: Is that what you're saying?
Speaker 3: And I'm being very calm, I'm even keeled. My voice
Speaker 3: is calm. I'm like, I don't understand, sir. Do you
Speaker 3: want to listen to what I have to say?
Speaker 2: Are not wow?
Speaker 3: I said, well, you're you're yelling at me. I'm yelling
Speaker 3: at you because you're not listening. I said, so you're
Speaker 3: you're admitting that you're yelling at me. I said, you
Speaker 3: question how I sent it and asked me why didn't
Speaker 3: send it air?
Speaker 2: I never said that you should have sent it air.
Speaker 2: I just said you shouldn't have sent it. Well, ma'am,
Speaker 2: what's the opposite of ground. If I shouldn't send it ground,
Speaker 2: that means you're telling me to send it air. There's
Speaker 2: only two hours us. The word you didn't sen.
Speaker 3: You didn't use the word air, but you said, why
Speaker 3: did you send it ground, implying I should have sent
Speaker 3: it air? Correct, So that means you implied I should
Speaker 3: have sent it air. Is it pretty wild that I'm
Speaker 3: actually following along with this?
Speaker 2: Thank you?
Speaker 3: So I said, look, regardless of how I sent it,
Speaker 3: the buyer selected the shipping, not me.
Speaker 2: That's irrelevant.
Speaker 3: But it's twenty five dollars worth of merchandise, and I
Speaker 3: would like it back twenty five dollars. I thought you
Speaker 3: said it was important. Yes to me, twenty five dollars.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry that you're so rich, Priscilla. So she says, well,
Speaker 3: you're gonna have to wait for the facility. I go,
Speaker 3: what happens in a week where they don't have it? Well,
Speaker 3: I don't know what you're gonna do because you can't
Speaker 3: file a claim. You didn't take that insurance. If it's
Speaker 3: so important, mister, mister important, you would take it on shirts.
Speaker 3: I never said I was mister important, I said, I said.
Speaker 3: She goes, I'm sorry, we're done here.
Speaker 2: I said, oh, that's feisty. So I said, I'm sorry,
Speaker 2: you're a bitch. You said this yes to her face? Yeah?
Speaker 2: She up and she goes, oh, yeah, your mother's a cunt?
Speaker 2: Wait wait, wait, wait, wait what she said that? I said?
Speaker 2: I said, no, my exact words to her. You didn't
Speaker 2: say that.
Speaker 3: I said, why are you acting like a bitch to me?
Speaker 2: Is what I said? I said, she's acting I said,
Speaker 2: why are you being acting like a bitch to me?
Speaker 2: Acting like and calling someone a bitch? Is that the
Speaker 2: same thing or are the two different things? I don't know.
Speaker 3: I was upset. I said, you're acting like a bitch.
Speaker 3: She goes, your mother's a cunt.
Speaker 2: She said that, yeah, that you use the C word
Speaker 2: on her.
Speaker 3: No, So I went over the window to asked the question,
Speaker 3: can I please have the phone number to follow complaint?
Speaker 3: And now he clearly heard what happened. He looks at
Speaker 3: me and goes, dude, I'm so sorry, it's not you.
Speaker 3: I'm really sorry. He's the phone number. So that tells
Speaker 3: me that I'm not the first one to have.
Speaker 2: A problem with this woman. Oh my god.
Speaker 3: And in hindsight, I shouldn't have said you're acting.
Speaker 2: Like you escalated? You escalated the uh, well the argument.
Speaker 2: Any time you say that to a person, I think
Speaker 2: that that's uh, you know, that's gonna make it worse.
Speaker 2: If you think about what's worse than bitch? How do
Speaker 2: I top that? Only the sea word really tops the
Speaker 2: board and bitch? She could have called me an asshole.
Speaker 2: She said, my mother is a sea word. And by
Speaker 2: the way, I can't believe you're getting that from a
Speaker 2: US postal worker. Well, you know that's not cool. I would.
Speaker 2: I can't, Actually I would. That's grounds for no pun intended.
Speaker 2: That is grounds for dismissing that. That's that comes by truck.
Speaker 2: You know that that is when the ground comes by truck.
Speaker 2: I thought, maybe that only express that that is unacceptable.
Speaker 3: Said getting bitchy with me?
Speaker 2: I don't. Again, I didn't get so I guess there is. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I would agree with you on that. Why are you
Speaker 2: getting I said, why why are you getting bitchy with me?
Speaker 2: Why you like a bit something like that. I definitely
Speaker 2: wouldn't have called her a bitching to her attitude. I
Speaker 2: do see a difference in the two, although some people
Speaker 2: might not distinguish. You know, some people say some people
Speaker 2: feel like if you call someone the B word, or
Speaker 2: you're acting like the B word, it's still using the
Speaker 2: B word. I think, regardless, that happened with somebody, and I've.
Speaker 3: Been more careful. But you know, listen, I'm the woman
Speaker 3: out there. She's and he said he needs to mister
Speaker 3: big shat.
Speaker 2: What was the resolution here? What happened?
Speaker 3: Well, you call USPS and it's a survey. You take
Speaker 3: a survey, but you can't talk to anybody.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Oh they got you by the ball. You go
Speaker 2: on the website, it's a survey. Can't can't you can't
Speaker 2: you can't. You can't talk to somebody in the postal service.
Speaker 3: And I as like, is there a regional person I
Speaker 3: could speak to who like oversees the area. No, no,
Speaker 3: we don't have any context.
Speaker 2: They're on vacation the Bahamas right now. All right, so
Speaker 2: you're screwed. You're stuck.
Speaker 3: Speaking of vacations, didn't you say you were planning another one?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I got another vacation. I know it's gonna sound
Speaker 2: all boogie and stuff, but what do you want? I
Speaker 2: get the time off. I'll tell you about it is
Speaker 2: your third summer vacation, yeah, right after this hang out?
Speaker 2: All right, it's the past. We people accuse us of
Speaker 2: taking too many vacations on the Big show.
Speaker 3: You know, some people want to get two vacations a year.
Speaker 3: This is your third one this summer. It's not my
Speaker 3: fault that we get time off. So the last week
Speaker 3: of August until Labor Day we have we have the
Speaker 3: week off and and and just so you know, we
Speaker 3: are in a union and the union provides for that
Speaker 3: and we have to abide by. We have to take
Speaker 3: our time that's given to We have to take our
Speaker 3: time off.
Speaker 2: I had twenty four labor days off. I know we
Speaker 2: always take this week off. This is not news. In
Speaker 2: every and every year that we've ever done our show,
Speaker 2: we always take the last week of.
Speaker 3: Augustas yes, because everyone's on vacation. So the average listener,
Speaker 3: most people are on vacation or not in the normal routine.
Speaker 2: So Robin and I decided, first of all, we're gonna
Speaker 2: go away for a few days. We're gonna go to
Speaker 2: Duns River Falls at Sandals in Ocho Rios. We're gonna
Speaker 2: go for a few nights. Oh, we went there once
Speaker 2: on a trip with the Morning Show. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Oh is it due to Yeah, there's a fall we
Speaker 3: went to.
Speaker 2: Was it was a different took a day tour to
Speaker 2: the to the fall, right, it was a different resort.
Speaker 2: But we're going to Cho Rios uh, sandal, we're gonna
Speaker 2: stay at sandals. We've never done that before. I've never
Speaker 2: stated the sandals. So I'm looking very we're looking forward
Speaker 2: to it here. It's very exciting. And then the lock
Speaker 2: of I'm gonna report back to you guys on it too. Yes,
Speaker 2: socks with sandals. Come on, Brody, what do you think
Speaker 2: I'm so? You think I'm Tony my dad Tony? Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: that which looks so weird with the speedo you're giving
Speaker 2: me Tony vibes. We're wearing socks with sandals. It keeps
Speaker 2: the sand out of my does. But uh no, I
Speaker 2: will I will wear sandals and sandals, but they won't
Speaker 2: have socks attached to them. Uh. Very But the but
Speaker 2: the beginning part of the week, a few days I
Speaker 2: have off I don't know what to do with. So
Speaker 2: I decided to let AI take the wheel. Now, if
Speaker 2: you remember a couple of months in.
Speaker 3: My favorite Carrie Underwood song, by the way, but.
Speaker 2: Let I A take a I take I take the wheel.
Speaker 2: So instead of JC, we're gonna use AI. Uh So
Speaker 2: remember a few remember a few months ago, I did
Speaker 2: a family dinner and I didn't know where to go,
Speaker 2: so I just punched it into a I think we
Speaker 2: talked about it on the podcast where I was gonna
Speaker 2: see my Uncle Lou and my fussy father eats only
Speaker 2: Italian food, and then yeah, we wanted something a little
Speaker 2: bit upscale and it landed on the highlawn in West Orange.
Speaker 2: I believe that. Yeah, yeah, Ai suggested it. It's spit
Speaker 2: it out. I started having a conversation with Ai. So
Speaker 2: chat GPT specifically, you can actually talk to it, and
Speaker 2: it's a guy, and he talks very conversational back to you.
Speaker 2: So I started, I started like getting into a conversation
Speaker 2: with chat GPT. This is how you use chat GPT
Speaker 2: for a good thing, okay, because usually some people are
Speaker 2: saying that it's up to no good and we're gonna
Speaker 2: use the technology to like and earth. This is a good,
Speaker 2: positive way. You're not going to use AI and chat
Speaker 2: gpt to create porn, not end the world. So it
Speaker 2: always goes down the road, doesn't it. So I just said, hey,
Speaker 2: chat GPT, I have a few days off at the
Speaker 2: end of at the end of August, I'm probably gonna
Speaker 2: go with just me, maybe another one of my friends.
Speaker 2: Looking for a place to go with where I could
Speaker 2: maybe rent the nice house or an airbnb with a
Speaker 2: pool and a grill, and then maybe uh have some
Speaker 2: good night life. Or because I'm a FOODI I want
Speaker 2: to go to some good restaurants. I don't want to stay.
Speaker 2: I want to stay in the United States. What do
Speaker 2: you got for me?
Speaker 3: Why don't you just say hi, this is scary Jones.
Speaker 3: It would have known all of that stuff. A right,
Speaker 3: you're right, Well, that's exactly what you do every vacation.
Speaker 2: AI spit out a bunch of great ideas, things that
Speaker 2: I would not have thought of on my own, including uh,
Speaker 2: rich out of Richmond, Virginia, and then the beach that's
Speaker 2: nearby Richmond, Virginia. I'm not Richmond. I'm sorry. No, no,
Speaker 2: say sorry, scratch that. Oh god, No, Charleston, South Carolina
Speaker 2: and they're right next to it. No, No, Charleston, South Carolina,
Speaker 2: North Carolina and the beach y key though it's like
Speaker 2: a why no, y key, it's a golf resort, golf
Speaker 2: area whatever. Oh it's perfect for you. Yeah, exactly not me.
Speaker 2: So I said no to that, and then it said well,
Speaker 2: and I said I it said mentioned Florida. I said,
Speaker 2: forget about the usual parts of Florida, like like Miami,
Speaker 2: forget about all that. What are you going to the Panhandle?
Speaker 3: Congratulations, Florid Bama Brody, that's where it told me to go.
Speaker 2: It told me to go. It told me to go
Speaker 2: to the Florida Bama shore. Bro You are not twenty
Speaker 2: years old. No, he knows my age. He knows that
Speaker 2: I'm fifty. So I said, so, he said, how about Dustin?
Speaker 2: Dustin is a nice area. There's a great road called
Speaker 2: thirty A, and thirty A has a lot of upscale
Speaker 2: houses on it, which would you would definitely find like
Speaker 2: this is how the chash he's talking to me, that
Speaker 2: you'll definitely find desirable. You'll also find a great deal
Speaker 2: of nightlife. You'll be up So apparently Deston, Florida the
Speaker 2: west coast of Florida, and the area is connected to it.
Speaker 2: There are these little towns over there have the most
Speaker 2: amazing beaches. So I googled them. If you google maps
Speaker 2: or picture these, Google people know how to find Google
Speaker 2: these Deston the beaches of Deston. Holy shit, it is
Speaker 2: it's and I wouldn't have thought about it, but anyway,
Speaker 2: that's a possibility. The problem is I went back to
Speaker 2: chat GPT and said, it is the end of August,
Speaker 2: so I'm worried about hurricane season, and it says, oh,
Speaker 2: that's that's actually good that you took that into account.
Speaker 2: I wasn't thinking about that. I suggest maybe you go
Speaker 2: to the West Coast and check out places like Laguna
Speaker 2: Beach or Newport Beach. They have a nice harbor there
Speaker 2: with some awesome nightlife. Also nearby Long Beach and Huntington
Speaker 2: Beach are are beautiful. So Long Beach, Huntington Beach, Newport Beach,
Speaker 2: and Laguna Beach, California. Chat gpt, AI's got me going
Speaker 2: to the West Coast for a few nights.
Speaker 3: So you're gonna go to the West coast so then
Speaker 3: you can come home and go fly east to the islands.
Speaker 2: Well, no, I didn't tell chat GPT about that part
Speaker 2: of my trip, so because yeah, so I'm fucked.
Speaker 3: So where are you going? So you don't have to
Speaker 3: listen to chetchee? You didn't buy tickets already?
Speaker 2: No, no I didn't. But no, why do I think
Speaker 2: that deston.
Speaker 3: Is paying like paying off chat gpt like a little
Speaker 3: tourism money? Hey mentioned, Yeah, you take that's how chat
Speaker 3: GPT makes the money. Oh a lovely, hey, chet GPT.
Speaker 3: I was hoping to go somewhere to go skiing. Where
Speaker 3: should they go? Oh A lovely place you should go
Speaker 3: is to Deston, Florida. They have wonderful places like that. Dude,
Speaker 3: it's on. They're on the take me.
Speaker 2: No, they're not. So you think they're sponsored. You think
Speaker 2: that that people pay into the Oh yeah, I think
Speaker 2: Deston's paying them off.
Speaker 3: Deston is the perfect destination.
Speaker 2: What about the Florida Bama Sure, which is like, uh,
Speaker 2: it's actually the where the panhint? Where where Florida meets Alabama?
Speaker 3: The Alabama Riviera. It's past Pensacola I'm aware of. Did
Speaker 3: not it did not. It did not.
Speaker 2: It did not request say, to go to Pensacola anyway.
Speaker 2: But I guess have.
Speaker 3: You ever watched Flora Bama Shore on MTV?
Speaker 2: No, I mean I know about it.
Speaker 3: You might want to watch half an episode?
Speaker 2: Oh what's it about?
Speaker 3: About about an hour?
Speaker 2: Is it a What kind of people are on that show?
Speaker 2: What kind of people?
Speaker 3: What kind of young, fun, heavy drinker dudes?
Speaker 2: What am I gonna find? What kind of people am
Speaker 2: I gonna find? Can you picture me partying at the
Speaker 2: Flora Bama Shore. No.
Speaker 3: No, I feel like they'd see you and go, can
Speaker 3: I get another drink? And I'd ask you to go
Speaker 3: get them a drink, as if you worked at the
Speaker 3: place the.
Speaker 2: Killing my vibe, Brody. I really thought AI was gonna
Speaker 2: tell me where I'm going for vacation. I'm just kidding.
Speaker 2: This is the the the twenty twenty four equivalent of
Speaker 2: throwing a dart at a map and then going there
Speaker 2: buying a ticket.
Speaker 3: You're gonna be hanging out with people who are born
Speaker 3: in the nineties, is a really So it's a gen
Speaker 3: Z thing. No, actually, not the nineties. I'm just two thousands,
Speaker 3: the two thousand, Yeah, mid two thousands, two thousand and five.
Speaker 2: Wow, Oh so it's young.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well that's where in the playoffs two thousand and
Speaker 3: six these people are being born.
Speaker 2: Oh god, yeah, I don't know if I want to
Speaker 2: do this now.
Speaker 3: And it's not wrong with those people, just I don't
Speaker 3: think that's a place for you. I don't think you're
Speaker 3: gonna jump off the second floor of a.
Speaker 2: Hotel into a pool. Is that what they have there?
Speaker 3: That is the highlight of what they the Flora.
Speaker 2: Anyway, Ai listen. It can be used for a lot
Speaker 2: of great things. Be creative with it, you know what
Speaker 2: I mean?
Speaker 3: If you go in there to see culture and Broadway
Speaker 3: show off Broadway shows and museums Flora or not the
Speaker 3: place for me? Probably not where you're going you want
Speaker 3: to have fun, great place to go.
Speaker 2: I will say. Uh. Chat Shept had a lot of
Speaker 2: sparkling things to say about Charleston, South can Oh. I
Speaker 2: hear nothing but wonderful thing said that it's a culinary
Speaker 2: capital these days.
Speaker 3: There's some beautiful, wonderful restaurants and awesome history with the
Speaker 3: haunted houses, with the dead soldier. Think of Savannah.
Speaker 2: Oh I'm sorry, I'm sorry, which I went to last year?
Speaker 2: Remember I went to Georgia. Yes, okay, so yeah, So
Speaker 2: I'm wondering if if Charleston is the answer for a
Speaker 2: few nights, and I'll keep it east Coast and then
Speaker 2: I come home. The thing is no real This beach
Speaker 2: is nearby, but this y ky beach doesn't sound like
Speaker 2: it's for me. Or go to the outer people, go
Speaker 2: to the outer banks. Oh you know that's why don't
Speaker 2: you lose my mind?
Speaker 3: The beaches on the southern southern Tip of New Jersey.
Speaker 2: Cape May.
Speaker 3: Yeah, go down there for the while.
Speaker 2: I never thought of that. Is that a thing?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Then you get home faster to take your flight out
Speaker 3: of New York, New Jersey.
Speaker 2: So I don't know. Cape May is nice. You know,
Speaker 2: I've never I've never been to Nantucket. I know there
Speaker 2: was once a man from there.
Speaker 3: Yes, there was. No Nantucket is nice.
Speaker 2: What have you know? You know, you know, a great
Speaker 2: town to go.
Speaker 3: To, and uh, my cousin's heading up there this weekend. Portland, Maine. Yeah,
Speaker 3: Portland and great restaurant's, great seafood. Beautiful on the water.
Speaker 2: Isn't it cold?
Speaker 3: No, dude, it's August. What are you talking about? You
Speaker 3: know I'm staying to Alaska.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but it's still gonna be like in the sixties, right.
Speaker 2: I don't need that. I want eighty five degrees. Well,
Speaker 2: have you been to Newport, Rhde Island? I have, I have.
Speaker 2: That's not not a bad place, That's okay. But get
Speaker 2: what have you been to Kennebunkport? What's Kennebunkport?
Speaker 3: It's a private community up off Massachusetts.
Speaker 2: No, I've never been Cape Cod. I've never been a
Speaker 2: Cape Cod. I've never been to go to Cape Cod's Vineyard,
Speaker 2: never been to these places.
Speaker 3: Where yours was filmed, Martha's Vineyard.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I just don't know if if if
Speaker 2: that's me? I feel like I need to be wearing
Speaker 2: a uh, you know, like a sweater around my neck
Speaker 2: and and and and licking an ice cream cone. It's
Speaker 2: seven o'clock at night, so Hampton, and wearing a what's
Speaker 2: the shirt with the whale on it? Then everybody vineyard vines.
Speaker 3: Vineyard vines, Polo, You're not vinyard vines, dudeyard.
Speaker 2: I know, but that's what's up there.
Speaker 3: You're chest king, your your your your, your borderline oak tree.
Speaker 2: Come on, God, I don't know. Well, I guess what
Speaker 2: what I'm really getting at here is I let a
Speaker 2: I take the wheel and it drove me off the
Speaker 2: road into a ditch.
Speaker 3: Yeah, just go to the same five place you always
Speaker 3: go to call it a door, a.
Speaker 2: Kid, I'm gonna end up in fucking mon Talk or
Speaker 2: or the Jersey Shore.
Speaker 3: Jersey Shore. That's right. Check GBT is not getting paid
Speaker 3: off by the Jersey Shore.
Speaker 2: Them back to square one.
Speaker 3: And I want to play a clip I sent scary.
Speaker 3: Everyone knows the Hawk Tour girl at this point. So
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna play like a hock Tour parody or anything,
Speaker 3: or or hok Tour being put into a so no
Speaker 3: AI song.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 2: She was on with Bill Maher.
Speaker 3: Bill Moore has a secondary show that he does like
Speaker 3: lower level celebrities, one on one interviews with hey sits
Speaker 3: with them in his little room. And so he was
Speaker 3: in Evening the Hawk to a girl who sounds like
Speaker 3: she's twelve.
Speaker 2: I love her. She sounds really young. Haley Welch, She's
Speaker 2: cute as a button. She is dumb as a brick. No,
Speaker 2: she's not. She's just from the country. She's from a
Speaker 2: rural town in Tennessee.
Speaker 3: Okay, can we admit she's not the brightest please, She's just.
Speaker 2: Naive, She's not Okay, she's not dumb scare Yeah, okay,
Speaker 2: I'm defending that. Yeah, you do that. Okay.
Speaker 3: So she's talking to Bill Maher and Bill Maher's sister her.
Speaker 3: Do you like old school rap?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 3: I don't know why I asked, the question, doesn't matter,
Speaker 3: and she says they start talking about jay Z.
Speaker 2: Well, to her, j Z would be old school rap.
Speaker 2: So before anyone goes any further, Yeah, people think eight.
Speaker 2: Our listeners might think eighties and ninety Oh, that's old
Speaker 2: school rap. Not to the Hotua girl who's twenty three
Speaker 2: years old. So Jesus, jay Z's an old dude at
Speaker 2: this point, old school rap jay Z.
Speaker 3: Sure the height of jay Z was ten to fifteen
Speaker 3: years fifteen years ago. Yeah, I mean I love jay
Speaker 3: But all right, anyway, yeah she wasn't.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she was like five. She starts.
Speaker 3: So she starts to sing one of the songs that
Speaker 3: jay Z is known for, the.
Speaker 2: One that came out of two thousand and eight.
Speaker 3: Four, two thousand and four seven eight eight eight. Okay,
Speaker 3: so that's a long time ago, sixteen years ago. She
Speaker 3: gets the words wrong, and when you first hear her
Speaker 3: say it, you're like, what a dope? Like, how do
Speaker 3: you not know the lyrics? The song doesn't anything like that.
Speaker 3: Then they play a clip of the song, so I
Speaker 3: want you to remember what she says. Then listen to
Speaker 3: the song with the actual lyrics, and oh my god,
Speaker 3: I love this. Here we Go, Here we Go, I'll
Speaker 3: play it twice.
Speaker 2: What dream Come I? Okay? Okay, Here we go Concrete Jungle,
Speaker 2: What dream Come Light? Okay?
Speaker 3: So New York.
Speaker 2: Concrete jungle, concrete jungle? What dream tom concrete jungle? Dream Tomato?
Speaker 2: Here comes, there comes? I can't hear that now the
Speaker 2: song is eternally ruined for me. I first heard her
Speaker 2: say that, I'm like, oh, what a moron? And then
Speaker 2: I heard this song concrete hold On, Here we going
Speaker 2: on time jungle?
Speaker 4: What dream Tomeo?
Speaker 3: You know about New York? Now look for those that
Speaker 3: don't know, a matter of factly, she wasn't being funny.
Speaker 2: She says, you know about New York.
Speaker 3: Now, I understand the concrete parts, concrete jungle, But what
Speaker 3: is what dream Tomato?
Speaker 2: Like? How does that? I obviously not thinking it through.
Speaker 2: But but where is there a wet dream Tomato? I mean,
Speaker 2: I'm sure there are like movie theaters that show that.
Speaker 2: I love misheard lyrics song. I love that. That's great.
Speaker 3: It's concrete jungle where dreams are made of, of course.
Speaker 3: But but if I say that now, when you hear that,
Speaker 3: you'll be like, oh, concrete jungle where dreams are made of?
Speaker 2: But what she says it.
Speaker 4: Oh what dream time? You know?
Speaker 2: Not New York?
Speaker 1: New York? You know?
Speaker 2: Yeah, here we go, Brodie, while you're at it, since
Speaker 2: you're on the ones and twos right now, could you
Speaker 2: pull up mister Brightside By the Killers.
Speaker 3: Oh sure, famous for being misheard.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well no, but don't play it yet. All right, okay,
Speaker 2: I'll play that on that. Someone said, tell me when
Speaker 2: you're ready. Is it cute up? No, it's not cute up,
Speaker 2: mister bright Side By the Killers. Someone said something that
Speaker 2: it sounds the lead singer sounds like someone else, and
Speaker 2: now I can' here that's someone else singing the song.
Speaker 3: The guy I sent you when he says I'm gonna
Speaker 3: ruin another song for you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then he like, okay, ruins it. Okay, you're
Speaker 2: about to play it. Ladies and gentlemen, we give you
Speaker 2: Jerry Seinfeld on lead vocal.
Speaker 5: Coming out of my cage and out and doing just fine,
Speaker 5: got got it?
Speaker 2: I want not this part. No, it's not this part.
Speaker 5: Fine, sleep, just chill, just stop by Sunday just Jen
Speaker 5: is holy mean.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: So there's a guy on TikTok and Instagram where he
Speaker 3: says I'm gonna ruin the song for you, and he
Speaker 3: plays the song and then he puts his fingers up
Speaker 3: and it switches to the the person who is not
Speaker 3: the singer and it's mister Burne. It's different from Simpsons. Yeah,
Speaker 3: that's a great day, ruins he ruins the lyrics. I'll
Speaker 3: have to I'll tell you what it is.
Speaker 2: You know that was a little fuzzy because your equipment
Speaker 2: is worth twenty six bucks. But when you listen to
Speaker 2: mister Brightside in stereo, it does sound like Jerry Seinfeld.
Speaker 2: Now there, I ruined it for you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, let me see if I could find the guy's account.
Speaker 3: Hold on, I'll play something that he does.
Speaker 2: Conky Jumble, Concrete, Jungle, Wetdream, Tomato. My god, and by
Speaker 2: the way, God bless her. She's so innocent. She's so
Speaker 2: she doesn't even even know that she's making soundbites and
Speaker 2: and future viral videos. Because that one went viral. I
Speaker 2: saw that clip.
Speaker 3: Yeah it's hilarious. But you know what, she's right on
Speaker 3: the money.
Speaker 2: I like her. Oh, I can't find the guy's account. Well, yeah,
Speaker 2: the one that does the That's okay, we'll give it
Speaker 2: out next time I send it to you.
Speaker 3: Right, So I just look, I'll look at the hold on,
Speaker 3: let me look at the messages that I've sent to you,
Speaker 3: and then I'll be able to find it.
Speaker 2: And want to scroll through the phone live on the
Speaker 2: podcast Good Work Party.
Speaker 3: Thank you, Mike Francessa. You know you brought it up,
Speaker 3: so I'm gonna play.
Speaker 2: It all right. Okay, So tomorrow I'm getting a little
Speaker 2: nervous here because this is becoming reality. Tomorrow is the
Speaker 2: day that I have to put my godfather duties into effect. Right,
Speaker 2: my new godchild Enzo Cascenza and sounds like Cascenza. So
Speaker 2: he's uh, I'm going up to uh somewhere in Westchester,
Speaker 2: and I guess it's a nice brief little ceremony. I
Speaker 2: guess I have to stand there hold the child while
Speaker 2: they pour water over his head? Is that what they
Speaker 2: got to do?
Speaker 3: I don't even know you're asking the Jew on the show.
Speaker 3: I mean, I've never really do it a christening in
Speaker 3: a church. Never I've gone to the christ thing. They
Speaker 3: pull the holy water over your head.
Speaker 2: Yeah that that that baptized they call the baptism. Ye
Speaker 2: have been the baptism? Yeah, I've never. I've never been
Speaker 2: to the church party. I usually show up later at
Speaker 2: the restaurant for the free food. Uh yeah, no kidding,
Speaker 2: Tom going there and then Sunday we're talking about waited
Speaker 2: was Markey, hold on help.
Speaker 3: So hey, he's gonna ruin the song and I'll tell you.
Speaker 3: They show a picture of listen to the song, shows.
Speaker 2: A picture of this girl from the US. Tracy Morgan waited,
Speaker 2: you had long hair and short that sounds like Jacy Morgan.
Speaker 3: Now so this guy, this guy's counties was j T
Speaker 3: Underscore Jasinski.
Speaker 2: Yes, I n s a. I uh, WELLT me.
Speaker 3: Say I can find the killers one that he did.
Speaker 3: So yeah, so you're gonna be a godfather. That's amazing.
Speaker 2: Yeah. And then and then on Sunday, I'm Tony and
Speaker 2: and uh, the kids from my my system, but the
Speaker 2: kids and everybody, we're going out to my cousins. My
Speaker 2: nieces and nephews are going out to Renee's house. My
Speaker 2: cousin Renee, she's broady. She's got a pool, so she's
Speaker 2: inviting us for a pool and Barbie if she lets
Speaker 2: everybody go in. But you, yeah, wouldn't that be great? Anyway?
Speaker 2: I brought it. I'm bringing some sausage, the Spiral sausage.
Speaker 3: That's what you do. I yeah, my people bring Danish,
Speaker 3: we bring we bring a coffee cake, crumb cake. You
Speaker 3: go and get spiral sausage. That's your thing.
Speaker 2: Parsley and cheese. And I got a broccoli rob ring too.
Speaker 2: Oh the broccoli rob is so good, dude, don't even
Speaker 2: knock it.
Speaker 3: Well, it's fucking cheddar cheese. That's not what you bring.
Speaker 2: You bring like a broccoli broccoli rob iss one.
Speaker 3: I mentioned Parsley and cheese. Yeah, cheese. It's like cheddar.
Speaker 3: It's yellow, isn't it.
Speaker 2: No, it's provolone. I don't need Parstley in that. Parsley
Speaker 2: it's just it's just a coloring. It means nothing.
Speaker 3: Don't put it in there. You know the old joke
Speaker 3: from when we were kids. No, don't you what's the
Speaker 3: difference between parsley and pussy?
Speaker 2: Oh oh wait a second.
Speaker 3: You can't taste parsley. No, nobody eats parsley.
Speaker 2: Nobody early got it. That was like the big joke
Speaker 2: when I was a kid.
Speaker 3: That was like, oh my god, I can't believe you
Speaker 3: said that.
Speaker 2: That was the big one. That was the big one. Yeah,
Speaker 2: So I need help.
Speaker 3: I need help with it with a with a dating problem.
Speaker 2: Not me. I'm not dating of course.
Speaker 3: But this girl posted this about a year ago, and
Speaker 3: I just came up in my feet on TikTok, she
Speaker 3: had a problem with something the guy did on his date.
Speaker 3: She was so offended that she walked out and sent
Speaker 3: him money for the check. The comments section shreds her.
Speaker 3: But I want your opinion on what if the guy
Speaker 3: was wrong or if she's wrong?
Speaker 2: Here we go, guys it just get back from the
Speaker 2: hinge dates.
Speaker 4: Why are you doing this to myself? So we schedule
Speaker 4: to go to dinner. We are sitting at the restaurant.
Speaker 4: Seems very nice, not a catfish. Things are going well,
Speaker 4: and the waitress comes over. She wants stick our order
Speaker 4: and I said, okay, I'm gonna take the bronzino, and
Speaker 4: he said, I'm gonna take the burger. And the waitress
Speaker 4: asked him, okay, how do you like your burger? Said
Speaker 4: how do you like this burger? And do you want
Speaker 4: some cheese and your burger? And he asked, is this
Speaker 4: gonna be extra? And she says yes, he's three dollars extra.
Speaker 4: And he said, okay, then never mind. Hang over there,
Speaker 4: and I'm like, what the actual fuck. I'm like, okay,
Speaker 4: I'm hungry. I'm gonna eat my bronzino and see what happens.
Speaker 4: And he's like, oh my god, you have to pay
Speaker 4: extra for everything these days, and I'm like, yeah, it's
Speaker 4: New York City. So I got my Bronzino, he got
Speaker 4: his burger. We were eating, and once I was satisfied,
Speaker 4: I got up and I was like, I'm going to
Speaker 4: the restroom for a second. I took my purse and
Speaker 4: I went to the waitress and I was like, hey,
Speaker 4: I just want to pay the bill. And I just
Speaker 4: paid the bill and walks out of the restaurant and
Speaker 4: I texted him. So I texted him the check is
Speaker 4: taken care of. We should have gotten the cheese, and
Speaker 4: I blocked him.
Speaker 3: Okay, so did you catch that?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I caught the whole thing, just in case she didn't
Speaker 3: hear it.
Speaker 2: She went on a hinge date.
Speaker 3: She ordered the Bronzino, which is never inexpensive, by the way,
Speaker 3: right right, so.
Speaker 2: But it's healthier for you than a cheeseburger.
Speaker 3: Doesn't matter. She ordered the expensive Bronzino.
Speaker 2: Fish.
Speaker 3: Okay, he says, I'll have a burger. The waitress says,
Speaker 3: do you want cheese on that? He goes, is that extra?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 3: We heard?
Speaker 2: We had the whole thing.
Speaker 3: He's like, not paying three dollars. I don't want the cheese,
Speaker 3: forget it right? So first of all, is he wrong
Speaker 3: for that? You don't want to pay for the cheese?
Speaker 2: Yes? Why is he wrong? He's on a date. He's
Speaker 2: on a date. He's not on a budget, right, because
Speaker 2: he's going to afford a date, so he's paying for
Speaker 2: maybe now he has enough the money. Now he's taking her,
Speaker 2: he's taking her out to eat. Listen, you gotta suck
Speaker 2: it up. You go on a date, you can order
Speaker 2: a burger. You word a fucking forty dollar fish? Whoa
Speaker 2: well didn't she? Yeah? But I would expect nothing less.
Speaker 2: I mean, you go to a restaurant, you you got.
Speaker 2: You go out to a dinner at a restaurant, ordering
Speaker 2: the burger is almost low brow. It's almost like really no.
Speaker 3: Listen, when I was dating the women would always wander
Speaker 3: things that were like relatively affordable. They would never order
Speaker 3: like give me the or a lobster, a lobster in
Speaker 3: the brush on? Man, what did you do that?
Speaker 2: When you think the guy is paying for it, you're like, oh,
Speaker 2: it's not about what you're paying for. It's about you're
Speaker 2: taking someone out on a nice dinner, to a decent
Speaker 2: a good restaurant if they have it on the Let's
Speaker 2: put it this way, if you have bronzino on the menu,
Speaker 2: then you should be able to order it because you
Speaker 2: know what you're getting. Then get one. Don't set then,
Speaker 2: don't set the date at a fancy restaurant. Set it
Speaker 2: at a burger joint where all you can't lead is
Speaker 2: a burger.
Speaker 3: Okay, if you took a girl to a steakhouse, right
Speaker 3: and she ordered the fucking Tomahawks steak for one hundred
Speaker 3: and seventy five dollars, you'd.
Speaker 2: Be fine with that. I mean, i'd look at her
Speaker 2: a little cross eyes. But but you're talking about you're not. No,
Speaker 2: that's the bad analogy because people have fish for dinner.
Speaker 2: That's a very healthy and you.
Speaker 3: Don't a tomahawk steak one hundred and seventy five. What
Speaker 3: was that place in Florida? Scary where they bring it
Speaker 3: the meat out in a suitcase?
Speaker 2: Oh poppy steak? Yeah, how much was that steak? We
Speaker 2: got it promotionally, but it was a thousand dollars a
Speaker 2: thousand dollar piece. No, you're paying for a fucking spark
Speaker 2: sparkle show. Where where they live, where they you know,
Speaker 2: that's a whole thing. That's a presentation. So the girl,
Speaker 2: the girl goes there and she's like, I want a
Speaker 2: sparkle show. I'm worth it. I'm a queen. I'll take that.
Speaker 2: There's got to be a point, scary where you go.
Speaker 2: Maybe she shouldn't be ordering the fancy thing right in
Speaker 2: that case, Yes, I agree with you. But bronzino is common.
Speaker 2: It's like it's an entree. When you look at the
Speaker 2: entree list, it's a steak, it's a chicken, and it's
Speaker 2: a fish. A second also a bronzino. Bronzino's are cheap.
Speaker 2: Bronzinos aren't like it's not like the top of the
Speaker 2: fish food chain. But you notice she could have just
Speaker 2: said she made it a point to say, what's the
Speaker 2: other one?
Speaker 3: The uh oh, what's the Chilean sea bess? So she
Speaker 3: made it a point to say, myoed bronzino. She could
Speaker 3: have just said fish anyway. Okay, what kind of place
Speaker 3: charges three dollars for cheese? A restaurant a lot of
Speaker 3: money for cheese. It's pretty common.
Speaker 2: That's a lot. They're in New York City somewhere right, Okay,
Speaker 2: where was it she was yes, I think he should
Speaker 2: have Manhattan, all right? Yeah, of course she was so
Speaker 2: offended she got up lied and said she's going to
Speaker 2: the bathroom and walked out and paid the check finally,
Speaker 2: so she paid the whole bill because he didn't want
Speaker 2: to pay the reels for cheese. She did the right
Speaker 2: thing because I'll tell you why, because she knew right
Speaker 2: away this guy was not for her. He's a fucking
Speaker 2: red flag if he's if he's quibbling over the price
Speaker 2: of cheese.
Speaker 3: No, yeah, maybe he was undecided if he wanted cheese,
Speaker 3: and I he's like, aah for three dollars, man, I
Speaker 3: don't need cheese.
Speaker 2: Give it. People don't make decisions like that when you're
Speaker 2: on a date. I do. When you're on a date,
Speaker 2: if it's me and you, you may say that, well,
Speaker 2: you're not here to impress me. You're not here to
Speaker 2: set set it a precedent or example, or or trying
Speaker 2: to be on your best behavior. You're on a date.
Speaker 2: You want to you want to put your best foot forward?
Speaker 2: Do you want to? Actually, I'm on a date.
Speaker 3: If I'm on a date with a woman who is
Speaker 3: so concerned about me putting cheese on the burger or
Speaker 3: not that I'm trying to impress her by extra spending
Speaker 3: when I don't want to.
Speaker 2: Not about it pressing. It's that you're trying to walk
Speaker 2: it back. You want to your your mind and body
Speaker 2: are craving. You want a cheeseburger because that's what you want,
Speaker 2: so order what you want.
Speaker 3: But the fact that a cheeseburger. I would look at
Speaker 3: the menu. I'm sure the menu had cheeseburger on the menu.
Speaker 3: You're not understand what I'm saying. I am understanding. What
Speaker 3: I'm saying is if I if I okay, What if
Speaker 3: I said, hey, how much is the soda and the
Speaker 3: girl says seven ninety five for a glass of dyet coke?
Speaker 2: I might I said, okay, if I go, man, I
Speaker 2: don't really need that much. Well, I wouldn't ask the price.
Speaker 2: I would just order the coke because I want to coke.
Speaker 2: You see, That's the thing. If he's in the mood
Speaker 2: for a cheeseburger, if he's in the mood for a cheeseburger,
Speaker 2: he should just have ordered the cheeseburger. By the way,
Speaker 2: I still think that's pretty weird. Unless the place is
Speaker 2: known for its cheeseburgers. And it's like outrageous, Like we're
Speaker 2: coming to this restaurant because they feature the cheeseburger and
Speaker 2: it's like a thing on TikTok. Right, it's the instagrammable meal, right, right,
Speaker 2: it's like a thing. But if it's not a thing,
Speaker 2: order order a higher quality of beef and your dick deserves.
Speaker 2: If she wants chicken or fish or whatever whatever it is,
Speaker 2: she should be able to order it. What the hell?
Speaker 3: Well, here's some of the comments on the video. Huh,
Speaker 3: I'm with the burger guy only entitled ladies that know
Speaker 3: what they want are on the crazy lady side?
Speaker 2: How many cats are you getting? Lady?
Speaker 3: What are you smoking? That man is up. He dodged
Speaker 3: a bullet. I hope he finds a girl who is
Speaker 3: also financial.
Speaker 2: Bullshit.
Speaker 3: She dodged the bullet free dinner for him and she's
Speaker 3: single for life.
Speaker 2: I can tell she's never been broken her life. What
Speaker 2: a bitch? Where are these comments coming from? Are they
Speaker 2: coming from? Are they coming from? Yelp? The ultimate in
Speaker 2: fucking everybody's got an extra grind talk video? You dipshit, TikTok, TikTok.
Speaker 3: I'm so glad you got a free meal, bro, is winning.
Speaker 3: What a lucky guy that she left. I'm failing to
Speaker 3: see your point here or even your thought process. We
Speaker 3: got to find the bergerman a real date. Wow, who
Speaker 3: does she thinks she is? These people think of posting this.
Speaker 3: I now have a reference to show people when they
Speaker 3: ask me what I don't look for in a woman.
Speaker 2: These are all kids, are their kids or their literally
Speaker 2: all all adults. Girl, you did him a favor. Mm hmm,
Speaker 2: because dodged a bullet. For real, for real, you're going
Speaker 2: out to dinner. You ask somebody out to dinner, You
Speaker 2: do the proper thing. You sit down, you both order
Speaker 2: what you want to order because you want to eat that. Okay,
Speaker 2: So if let's say he wanted the cheeseburger, fine, he
Speaker 2: craved cheese on the burger. They but then he asked
Speaker 2: the price on it, which is a mistake. Just order
Speaker 2: the cheeseburger. You in the mood for a cheeseburger, fucking
Speaker 2: have a cheeseburger, don't ask price. You're on a date.
Speaker 2: The main focus. The main focus is like sitting there
Speaker 2: and getting to know your date and having conversation, not
Speaker 2: allowing an argument over extra for cheese. And then and
Speaker 2: then once he asked the price, This is three dollars extra.
Speaker 2: There's no way out of that. You continue on and
Speaker 2: order the cheeseburger. Mistake one was asking the price. Mistake
Speaker 2: two was walking it back and changing it back to
Speaker 2: a Hamburger because you don't want to pay three dollars
Speaker 2: extra for cheese.
Speaker 3: Okay, hold on, girl, tell me you're searching for reasons
Speaker 3: to always be along without telling me you always want
Speaker 3: to be alone.
Speaker 2: Mm hmm. Wow.
Speaker 3: I had the same experience. Five dollars glass of wine.
Speaker 3: He refused to pay it. I paid the entire bill
Speaker 3: and left.
Speaker 2: So she agreed, Listen, they're on a different they're on
Speaker 2: a different level. Clearly give each other. And she basically said,
Speaker 2: you know what, fuck this. I don't need this, I
Speaker 2: don't I'm this is not well. This is not the
Speaker 2: guy for me. So she did the right thing in
Speaker 2: paying the bill, because if she just would have ghosted,
Speaker 2: that would have been a bitch move, that would have
Speaker 2: been that would have been awful. Just ghosted on it. Question.
Speaker 2: But she says she took the bill. She says, I'm
Speaker 2: just going to clean up this mess because this is
Speaker 2: this is gonna I'm gonna tie this into a bow.
Speaker 2: This never happened. I'm out of here, and that's it, okay,
Speaker 2: And you cut reminds you.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna remind you of something, because right now I
Speaker 3: bet you there's a bunch of slices screaming at the phone.
Speaker 3: Of course they are my friend Scary Jones maybe one
Speaker 3: episode ago, maybe two a pious I know where you're
Speaker 3: going with this guyhead talked about the single women who
Speaker 3: aimed too high and they can live their lives alone.
Speaker 3: They need to just lower their standards and go out
Speaker 3: with a good guy and not nitpick. That was Scary Jones, right,
Speaker 3: it was Scary Jones who said, if you're a six,
Speaker 3: you shouldn't be looking for a ten. This girl is
Speaker 3: a six looking for this guy. Could have been a
Speaker 3: great guy, but you didn't want to pay.
Speaker 2: Wasn't in the movie gets That's a red flag to.
Speaker 3: Me, though, that's a major f that's points dairy pill.
Speaker 3: I don't want to take a dairy pill for three dollars.
Speaker 2: Eh that guy? If that guy was a seven or
Speaker 2: an eight? And then he asked that question and I
Speaker 2: don't know, I don't want to Now it's you're at
Speaker 2: a restaurant. You're at a restaurant, man, you're in the arena.
Speaker 2: You listen, you then don't go there. Don't go to
Speaker 2: those restaurants. Don't go there. Go somewhere else. Casual, go
Speaker 2: out a high price for cheese, go out for coffee,
Speaker 2: go to Starbucks, go hang out at McDonald's. What do
Speaker 2: you want to do? What do you want to you
Speaker 2: go to? What to go to a din? I'm just
Speaker 2: telling you you.
Speaker 3: Okay, let's let scary. If she wanted the burger and
Speaker 3: she said how much is cheese? And they said three dollars,
Speaker 3: and he said, don't get the cheese. If you told
Speaker 3: hard not to get the cheese, I totally get it.
Speaker 3: How you will have the fucking bronzino with the hand. No,
Speaker 3: but it's a bad sign. She's seeing what she always
Speaker 3: already is, looking into the future. She got it right up,
Speaker 3: she got it right. She doesn't get up from that table.
Speaker 3: Is he not paying for her dinner?
Speaker 2: Yeah? That would have been worse because now because now
Speaker 2: she knows this isn't going to.
Speaker 3: See how cheap is see if he's willing to pay
Speaker 3: for her dinner, he's buying her a fish.
Speaker 2: He just doesn't want to pay for the keep buying
Speaker 2: her a fish? What is this? Then? I feel like
Speaker 2: buying her a fish, like we're in the the depression
Speaker 2: in the nineteen twenties. Yeah, we're a fish, dude. It's
Speaker 2: a fucking date. It's a date. You come, correct, you go.
Speaker 2: That's how dates work. You ask a person out on
Speaker 2: the date. You go, sit down at the table. You
Speaker 2: want to what you want. She orders what she wants.
Speaker 2: You don't judge. Do not judge her for ordering bronzeno
Speaker 2: because she maybe wants something healthy or a good protein.
Speaker 2: All right, you want a burger? All right? You did
Speaker 2: something that's a little basic. Fine, and then you ask
Speaker 2: the price of the cheese. That is a very big
Speaker 2: red flag for a lot of people. And I don't
Speaker 2: falter for getting up paying the bill. And now it's
Speaker 2: even now. Now now he can't talk bad about her
Speaker 2: because she took on the check and then she walked down.
Speaker 2: So here's what we need. Slices.
Speaker 3: We asked you this last week and get you failed us.
Speaker 3: So I don't even give you one homework assignment.
Speaker 2: They're not gonna live us. You're a pinion.
Speaker 3: Yes, they are slices. Love us we love them. Slices,
Speaker 3: leave it talk back.
Speaker 2: On the hurt right now, Rocking Steve is gonna be
Speaker 2: bitching about Reggie, you know, and that's that's that's all
Speaker 2: the talkbacks have become lately. You realize, way I know
Speaker 2: it's not they've talked back. Listening Slice time is hilarious.
Speaker 2: It is hilarious, but we were giving you things to
Speaker 2: talk about it scary.
Speaker 3: Stay on with slices. Leave us a message. Okay, who's right?
Speaker 3: Who's wrong?
Speaker 2: And why?
Speaker 3: If you're a woman, would you have gotten up? Were
Speaker 3: you offended by it?
Speaker 2: Guys? Would you? Would you think it's a big deal? Like?
Speaker 2: Do was she wrong?
Speaker 3: And do you care if she left? As long as
Speaker 3: she paid the check? Are you thinking free meal?
Speaker 5: Baby?
Speaker 2: Leave us a talk back? Okay? Is that fair? That
Speaker 2: that that's fair? But that's just no regarding a relation
Speaker 2: to the point system. If he was a seven or
Speaker 2: an eight going into that date and he's asking the
Speaker 2: price of cheese and then doesn't like what he hears
Speaker 2: so he walks it back, that is points off.
Speaker 3: That makes him a lower number. I'm just saying, Okay,
Speaker 3: let's be honest here. Let's say he walks in he's
Speaker 3: a ten. He's a rich, hot guy. He can ask
Speaker 3: whatever the fuck he wants. She's not leaving. He's obviously
Speaker 3: a six. That's why she left. There could have been
Speaker 3: the story if A ten picks her up in a
Speaker 3: portion and takes it to this fancy restaurant and just
Speaker 3: doesn't want to pay for the cheese.
Speaker 2: She's like, yeah, fuck, I'll go home with the guy.
Speaker 2: A lot of variables. There's a lot of things we
Speaker 2: don't We don't know. Maybe she wasn't attracted him to
Speaker 2: to begin with, and this was her out and she's like,
Speaker 2: you know what, this is the a straw.
Speaker 3: No, she didn't say that. She whined about the fact
Speaker 3: you wanted to pay for that. You didn't want to
Speaker 3: pay for the cheese. All right, slices, you have a
Speaker 3: job to do.
Speaker 2: Leave us talk back then boys podcast We will be
Speaker 2: right back. You know, why do I start this podcasts
Speaker 2: with such an even keel, nice, normal blood pressure. I'm
Speaker 2: feeling great, and then by the time where the three
Speaker 2: quarters of the way through, I feel like I'm gonna
Speaker 2: have a coronary and my blood branches through the roof
Speaker 2: that my face is all flush red.
Speaker 3: That's this is the this is the Brooklyn Boys podcast.
Speaker 2: Yeah, damn it.
Speaker 3: Maybe you've heard a couple episodes.
Speaker 2: I like to ease into my weekend. I want to
Speaker 2: ease on down the road, down the road. Yeah. I
Speaker 2: don't want to carry nothing that might be a load,
Speaker 2: like David Brody. Mm hmm, you low me. I was I.
Speaker 3: I I teased the topic last week and two people
Speaker 3: messaged me and said, are you gonna talk about next week?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 3: So I went to Morristown for lunch with my cousin,
Speaker 3: the same one who took me to the Awful movie.
Speaker 3: And I'm not going to say the name of the place,
Speaker 3: but we went to a place that sells Mexican food
Speaker 3: and it's the kind of place you go up to
Speaker 3: the register, like Chipotle, but much more upscale.
Speaker 2: Food was terrific.
Speaker 3: And I go to the I go to the cashier
Speaker 3: and I order a number whatever with the thing with
Speaker 3: the meat and the cheese. No, no stuff, I don't want,
Speaker 3: and she goes Okay, she wrings it in and of
Speaker 3: course what pops up on the screen.
Speaker 2: Scary. Oh they did the swivel. They didn't have to
Speaker 2: do swivel.
Speaker 3: It just popped up on the screen facing how much
Speaker 3: I want to twenty five right now? Do you tip
Speaker 3: at at Codoba or Chipotle or Panda Express the people
Speaker 3: who shovel the food into into your thing? No, well
Speaker 3: I didn't, so I just I skipped it.
Speaker 2: I'm like, I'm not.
Speaker 3: I just paid eleven dollars for fucking burrito. I don't
Speaker 3: need to. I'm not tipping.
Speaker 2: Yeah, It's it's a rough one at those places because
Speaker 2: they're actually doing manual labor for you behind the counter.
Speaker 3: But they get paid manual prices they get they get
Speaker 3: a I know, you know you're not tipping a two
Speaker 3: dollars an hour waitress. That's that's time I would do anyway.
Speaker 3: It doesn't matter. I just was like, I was thinking
Speaker 3: about the podcast. I'm like, Noah, they had no tip
Speaker 3: because we're talking about on the podcast. So that my
Speaker 3: cousin behind me orders a similar thing, and I'm we
Speaker 3: going to sit down at the table. We had to
Speaker 3: find an empty table to one of those places you
Speaker 3: grab what every table is available. And I said, hey,
Speaker 3: let me ask you a question to my cousin. Did
Speaker 3: you did you tip? She says, yeah, I gave a
Speaker 3: couple of bucks. Why I felt like you don't give
Speaker 3: a couple of bucks. I felt guilty, I felt like pressured.
Speaker 3: I was like, okay, all right, well you're a sucker.
Speaker 3: Number forty three. That's my cousin's burrito or whatever she ordered.
Speaker 3: She goes up and gets it. She comes back and
Speaker 3: she's sitting there, and I'm sitting there, sitting out my soda,
Speaker 3: sitting there, and I'm sitting there and I hear and
Speaker 3: I'm scary.
Speaker 2: I was forty two here, forty four, forty five, forty six,
Speaker 2: forty seven, scary. I'm sitting there a while.
Speaker 3: And then finally, after like I don't know, ten minutes,
Speaker 3: I hear forty forty two and like didn't even like.
Speaker 2: Like whispering, got skipped. So I go up, I know,
Speaker 2: did you call forty two? Yeah, yeah we did.
Speaker 3: And she looks at me, the girl who's not the
Speaker 3: girl with the cashier, the girl who's giving me the food,
Speaker 3: and goes, yeah, here's your food. Do you think they
Speaker 3: told her the skipped me. I don't think they spit
Speaker 3: in my food.
Speaker 2: It was the fact she was annoyed and I waited
Speaker 2: five or six extra people. You got the tip, skip,
Speaker 2: I got the tip, Skip, I nip skip. I beg you.
Speaker 3: The cashier turned around and went forty two, no tip,
Speaker 3: no tip skip yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're in the slow lane, my friend. Yeah, that's right,
Speaker 2: I got. That's like on Uber eats, when you you
Speaker 2: could have standard delivery where your food might come cold
Speaker 2: because they have other deliveries en route, or you could
Speaker 2: pay for priority, an extra two ninety nine, and you
Speaker 2: get your food fast and direct and first. So these
Speaker 2: this is like the reverse tip no tip skip yeah.
Speaker 3: I got the no tip. I got the no tip
Speaker 3: skip yeah.
Speaker 2: I think you did, Brody? How many? Well do we
Speaker 2: know if anyone else tipped? That's the question. Did anybody
Speaker 2: else my cousin did? That's all that matters. Your cousin
Speaker 2: did My cousin did? What number was he? And her food?
Speaker 2: Her food?
Speaker 3: Her food came out, she was forty three right after me.
Speaker 3: Came out right away.
Speaker 2: What was your order? And what was her order?
Speaker 3: She ordered a burrito with chicken maybe or shrimp, and
Speaker 3: I ordered a burrito with Connie.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but did you do one of those pull one
Speaker 2: of those brodyisms where you said, hold this and I
Speaker 2: don't want that, and I want this.
Speaker 3: And I didn't want I didn't want guak maybe, but
Speaker 3: that's less ingredients that should speed.
Speaker 2: Up the process because they have to make it special.
Speaker 2: The other ones are probably already done. No, they're not.
Speaker 3: They it's one of those places where they make it
Speaker 3: as you want to make it live in person right
Speaker 3: there behind the we'll make it live wow.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah. Yeah. Well if that's the case, then yeah,
Speaker 2: that you got the no tip skip, I think, and
Speaker 2: I can't. I can't imagine that anyone would ever admit
Speaker 2: that this goes on because it's probably illegal, and I'm
Speaker 2: sure that they would be fired by the company immediately
Speaker 2: if they found out they were doing the no tip skip.
Speaker 2: But I could totally see how that you were unfavorable
Speaker 2: to them, say said, don't let this motherfucker wait fuck
Speaker 2: this guy. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, So now here's the question. By the way, the
Speaker 3: food was delicious. Do I go back and remember to tip.
Speaker 3: Do I go back and expect it I have to
Speaker 3: wait a little longer, or do I never go back
Speaker 3: as I'm pissed. What would you do?
Speaker 4: Well?
Speaker 2: I would go back as an experiment. At the very least,
Speaker 2: I would get back and not tip again. And right
Speaker 2: if you get the no tip skip, because it happens
Speaker 2: again where they bypass the number and they roll up,
Speaker 2: they come back to you afterwards, then you're being no
Speaker 2: tip skipped. Okay.
Speaker 3: This leaves us for more homework for the slices than slices.
Speaker 3: Number one, am I imagining things? Or am I right?
Speaker 3: Number two is the restaurant right? And number three do
Speaker 3: you work in a restaurant and would you do the
Speaker 3: no tip skip?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I want to know. I want to know the
Speaker 2: same thing slices, especially if you work in a restaurant
Speaker 2: and actually implement this unwritten rule, very very unsacred rule.
Speaker 2: That's terrible. That that is. That's next level, dude, next level.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's that's not good. All right.
Speaker 3: So last thing about Mount Morristown, New Jersey. I told
Speaker 3: you five or six episodes ago that it's a town
Speaker 3: where they train seeing eye dogs. So all of the
Speaker 3: that don't walk walk signs on the poles. They have
Speaker 3: buttons that say like I think I don't I think
Speaker 3: it was something like you can walk now, you can
Speaker 3: walk now. Like it's it's very loud, like they tell
Speaker 3: you when the light changes. And that's because they train
Speaker 3: seeing eye dogs there. And there's a there's a there's
Speaker 3: a home for the blind there. Maybe I don't know,
Speaker 3: but there's a there's a company that trains seeing eye
Speaker 3: dogs and like military dogs, like for veterans, like who
Speaker 3: need an assistant. But it's mostly blind dogs. Dogs that
Speaker 3: help blind people, not the dogs aren't blind. So we're
Speaker 3: walking down the street and we see a woman with
Speaker 3: a seeing eye dog, and she's wearing a mask on
Speaker 3: her face. You know those masks you buy when you
Speaker 3: want to block out the light and go to sleep. Yeah, right,
Speaker 3: they called sleep masks. She's wearing a sleep mask and
Speaker 3: walking down the street. So it occurred to me and
Speaker 3: my cousin that she must be trying to see if
Speaker 3: I was blind, would the dog be able to help me, right,
Speaker 3: Because if she walks down the street with her eyes open,
Speaker 3: it's hard to tell if the dog would have one
Speaker 3: hundred percent helped you.
Speaker 4: Right.
Speaker 3: So she's putting herself like a blind person wearing the mask. Okay,
Speaker 3: I get that. By the way, I would be terrified.
Speaker 3: Imagine the dog is not fully trained and walks you
Speaker 3: right into a car.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 3: So that was before we had lunch. After lunch, we're
Speaker 3: walking down the street. We're going back to my car
Speaker 3: where I parked, and the street curves. There's a curve
Speaker 3: in the street at where the curb is, so it
Speaker 3: makes like a left and then goes down to where
Speaker 3: the curb is, and that's where you cross the street. Okay,
Speaker 3: because that's it. Just it just curves at the end,
Speaker 3: like like a reverse letter R. It curves at the end.
Speaker 3: There's a guy crossing the street towards us with a
Speaker 3: seeing eye dog and he's wearing black dark glasses and
Speaker 3: he crosses the street towards us, and as he's getting
Speaker 3: to the curb, he turns to his right as the
Speaker 3: street's turning, but the dog didn't turn. So my cousin
Speaker 3: and I are staring at him, like if he's blind.
Speaker 2: How did he know the street? How that hmmm? So
Speaker 2: then he looks right at us and says, hello, have
Speaker 2: a nice day. It freaked me the fuck out. He
Speaker 2: wasn't blind, because I said to my cousin, because maybe
Speaker 2: he sees shadows.
Speaker 3: Scary, How would he know the street curved? The dog
Speaker 3: didn't curve.
Speaker 2: Did he have one of those tappers the tapping king,
Speaker 2: the stick that comes from side to side. No tap,
Speaker 2: no tap? Dog in his left hand and he he
Speaker 2: actually pulled the dog to the right as the street turned,
Speaker 2: so as he was crossing the street he had to
Speaker 2: turn out an angle. Then he then he then he's
Speaker 2: not blind. No, but it freaked us out because you're like,
Speaker 2: how did he see the turn? And he looked at
Speaker 2: it he goes, hey, guys, have a nice day or whatever.
Speaker 3: Was like, Oh, that's hysterical, scared. It's scared the hell
Speaker 3: out of me. I did like a you know, because
Speaker 3: like when you think someone's sleeping and they go what
Speaker 3: you see a dead body in the movie, and all
Speaker 3: of a sudden they go their eyes open, That's what
Speaker 3: it was like. Yeah, he was like, oh, look at us,
Speaker 3: because I was like, you know, pointing them, how did
Speaker 3: that guy?
Speaker 2: And he looks. So you gotta be careful that you
Speaker 2: can't make faces at the blind people in Marstown, New Jersey,
Speaker 2: because a lot of them are blown blind. Not that
Speaker 2: you should be making faces, they just have cataracts and
Speaker 2: they can't see. Well, this was a dog, all right,
Speaker 2: just all right, okay, we're gonna leave it right there.
Speaker 2: I like that you leave it right there. Yeah, we
Speaker 2: gave you guys homework. You got homework to do. My
Speaker 2: blood pleasure is almost normal. You want to say, somebody
Speaker 2: would inside a riot before we get out of here. Now,
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Speaker 5: Boys