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Speaker 1: so click the link in the episode description from four.

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Speaker 2: Listening to Mess.

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Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, wow, oh they got the light right Marie,

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Speaker 1: you are glowing.

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Speaker 2: Oh that's a little bit of sweat. Yeah, it's dewey.

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Speaker 2: It's given dewey. Thank you, thank you.

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Speaker 1: I'm just hot chips backstage, so oh wow, everybody's beautiful. Okay,

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Speaker 1: this is our crowd for sure.

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Speaker 2: Wow. Hold on, let them get the shot.

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Speaker 1: Thank you anyway, you for people who laugh. You look

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Speaker 1: better when people laugh, I know, don't you when you

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Speaker 1: take the photos. And then somebody in the audience is

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Speaker 1: just like this.

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Speaker 2: It's like, now I'm not gonna get enough light.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, because you hated it anyway, everybody, thank you for

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Speaker 1: being here on what day is it?

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Speaker 2: Thursday?

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Speaker 1: Thursday? Thursday? Wow, Thursday. And this is like this is

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Speaker 1: just like chatting with your you know, best sies.

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Speaker 2: We're massd but like good mess but also bad mess.

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Speaker 3: Oh no, even bad mess is good mess, you know

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Speaker 3: what I'm saying. Yeah, I feel like we got to

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Speaker 3: celebrate the messy moments in our lives. We the world

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Speaker 3: is about to end in like two weeks, so right,

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Speaker 2: It's more important now than ever to just like live

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Speaker 2: your life. Yeah, when your mess your family, that's where

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Speaker 2: we are right here. Yeah, so you look happy, thank you.

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Speaker 1: I did a little three am, you know, shopping with

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Speaker 2: It's not, but it's gonna work. It's gonna work, right

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Speaker 2: look that yeah if yeah, if you're color blind, yeah,

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Speaker 3: So I got a stigmatism. I can't even really. I

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Speaker 2: Yeah, thank you. Oh see, this is how you compliment

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Speaker 1: So what we do is, you know, we talk about

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Speaker 2: Yeah, don't be shy. Oh this is there four K

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Speaker 2: look did Yeah. Honestly some of my find his work

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Speaker 1: Okay, so yeah, so make sure you put your mess down.

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Speaker 1: It's anonymous unless you know, we say it out loud

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Speaker 1: and you feel compelled to be like, that's fine, right,

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Speaker 2: So I feel like y'all are shy right now? This

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Speaker 1: You know when you walk into New York streets and

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Speaker 1: You can see the skin. I just see the skin

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Speaker 1: on the level. This chair, you should sit on it backwards.

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Speaker 1: That put the man, big substitute teacher energy. Okay, I

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Speaker 1: So you want to get into your mess or you

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Speaker 1: I'm booked, I'm busy, I'm blessed, maybe bipolar, I don't know.

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Speaker 3: Legs are a thing you should be washing in the shell.

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Speaker 3: I start with the legs and then I move up.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's what legs and hips and body. Body.

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Speaker 2: Check this is my story. I'm wanting to check your math.

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Speaker 1: So I am like, I'm stressed, I'm scrubbing, I'm scraping,

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Speaker 2: And so I accidentally, yes, girl, I want to see

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Speaker 2: So you accidentally shave you a booty house? Yes I did.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's my mess, my personal So everybody who being

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Speaker 3: Whatever you got, How do you absently shave your ass?

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Speaker 2: Hey, listen, I'm gonna raile you gought at the house.

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Speaker 2: It's it's it's uh, what is it glad glade? Glade?

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Speaker 2: I feel like the people are like okay. I was

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Speaker 2: Hey, this is a mess after dark? Yeah it is. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: out here, I'm free. You you shave your butt any

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Speaker 1: Know what I'm saying you nine to five? Don't know

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Speaker 1: know you're gonna hook us up. Okay, So my mess

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Speaker 1: is this week I hooked up.

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Speaker 2: With one of my exits. Bitch, are we all boring?

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Speaker 1: Now?

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Speaker 1: I'm not gonna tell you which. I'm not gonna tell

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Speaker 4: Hey, the twenty four inches fail Zuran was out there

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Speaker 2: You know what? You were quiet this weekend? Bitch?

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Speaker 1: You were it wasn't this It wasn't this weekend. It

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Speaker 1: was doing what working?

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Speaker 2: Y'all talk to her.

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Speaker 1: I'm done, Marie, tell me who was a Ninja turtle?

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Speaker 2: Telling you who was it? Ninja Turtle? No, it was

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Speaker 2: definitely not ninja. Okay, my pat we got names for

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Speaker 2: Damn is anybody hooking up with an accent here?

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Speaker 1: You turned her out? Okay, okay, okay, you don't want

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Speaker 2: get comfortable. I mean, we don't. We could push our

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Speaker 2: guests back. You said he's really short.

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Speaker 1: Oh okay, long story, short story short. He was living

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Speaker 1: that were daanning for three years. Three years also found

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Speaker 2: Jeremy of your peers. It was this man in a movie.

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Speaker 2: We need to see what he means. Yeah, yeah, Forest Whittaker.

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Speaker 2: But it's given though. She's looking about it. Do you know, girl, you.

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Speaker 1: Think, hey, don't let that eye fool you. Now he

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Speaker 2: Mess man, So who play him in the movie? Honestly

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Speaker 2: he was. He was a white dude.

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Speaker 1: Oh, let's move on on.

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Speaker 4: Get up, bro, you have to stop talking about that.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, his black history mom.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, not with the alabaster brad, come on, never again.

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Speaker 2: That's what she say today.

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Speaker 1: Well, let's you let white man live with you for

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Speaker 1: three years? For three oh, I mixed it up one.

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Speaker 2: But he was still dating her.

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Speaker 1: Hold on, he was saying her for three years, and

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Speaker 1: he was saying you for one girl, you to satch it? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Okay, right in conclusion, who okay, what's more mess? My

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Speaker 2: Oh? Well, you know what kind of phone she got?

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Speaker 2: We then proceeded to get a little intimate. Oh you

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Speaker 3: Yeah, eating near the time and immediately set my shit

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Speaker 1: This feels very Bushwick energy wearing Williamsburg. Okay, did you

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Speaker 2: I can't read of this? Y'all? Are y'all would be

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Speaker 3: The person who wrote this serial killer had a Selena

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Speaker 1: You gave up your liver. No, somebody gave a liberty.

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Speaker 2: You have one liver? Oh, kidney, Okay, had a Selena

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Speaker 3: And my ex married his best friend two months after

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Speaker 1: So should we bring our guests out, yeah, because that's

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Speaker 1: he is one of the best comedians we know. He's

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Speaker 2: Give it up for Usama Sidiki look at that. Well, someone,

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Speaker 5: You got a new jacket for the show. I'm on

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Speaker 2: Oh are you you have brand partnership? But no, I

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Speaker 2: Doesn't it feel good to have a little bit of money?

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Speaker 5: I mean I was so poor for so long in

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Speaker 1: Five years, right, I just got up back on my

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Speaker 2: Year for y'all. I've known y'all for maybe eleven years

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Speaker 5: Okay, yeah, but we were all living the open mic lifestyle.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, you know what, Cydy, you were a bottle girl

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Speaker 5: I was like, this is the this is the straightest

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and the and the less money I got, the

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Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah we I remember when I

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Speaker 2: Is it is? That what it was?

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Speaker 5: It was a house in CANARSI foreclosed and so nobody

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Speaker 2: So yes, it was a crack home. It was. It

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Speaker 5: I love that it took a long time, but I think,

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Speaker 2: Who's still like if you're poor? Okay? I love that

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Speaker 2: I'm here. I'm hearing some rich claps though I.

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Speaker 1: Don't know you're trying to be related to my culture

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Speaker 2: But y'all are killing it out. I feel like y'all

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Speaker 1: I mean I've just decided that, you know, there's really

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Speaker 1: if you just not promised so you know, you might

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Speaker 1: as well just like do what you want and if

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Speaker 1: you don't want to do it, don't do it. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, literally, how I do my taxes every year?

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Speaker 1: Yo?

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Speaker 5: I'm the fact that you even do your taxes blows

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Speaker 2: But I haven't. I still need to do them for

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Speaker 2: twenty four and twenty five. I took everything out of

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Speaker 2: I'm like, yo, what after what scoopy doo or a

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Speaker 1: So I'm getting people's drinks at the end. If y'all

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Speaker 1: want a ginger beer, I got you.

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry.

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Speaker 1: Before we considue you, girl, you gotta put this coat down.

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Speaker 1: You're holding this coat in your own She's about to leave,

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Speaker 1: she said, She's like, I heard a story too many times?

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Speaker 1: I got, Do you have any thoughts on any of

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Speaker 1: the mess that you've heard thus far?

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Speaker 6: Uh?

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Speaker 2: The bleeding butt was crazy? It was crazy. Would y'all

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Speaker 2: think y'all want a crowd because that they heard that?

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Speaker 2: Me too? Sis? No, they didn't. They actually left me

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Speaker 2: up here by myself. It was just are you sitting

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Speaker 2: in a whole act? Out and everything? I didn't see it?

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Speaker 3: Can I she did a whole act?

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Speaker 2: I did? I don't even know Sydney was a physical comedy.

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Speaker 2: You don't.

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Speaker 5: You don't realize, like Sidney gorgeous, ten all that right,

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Speaker 5: You don't realize some of the crazy ship that her

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Speaker 2: You've never seen her toes before, have y'all? Whoa? Okay,

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Speaker 2: you don't realize about you. You don't realize that is

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Speaker 2: mad toes thirty episode like and seventy five. The does

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Speaker 1: Yes, they just look like knuckles, that's what they are

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Speaker 1: right now, But that's alive.

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Speaker 2: What do you want? Then they got Ballerino feet exactly.

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Speaker 5: But that's why I like y'all so much, as is

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Speaker 2: But also there's like that darkness.

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Speaker 5: That goofinis whoa, there's the craziness problem. As y'all are

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Speaker 2: What's my darkness. I can't say I love you.

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Speaker 1: I don't feel like a No, he's not saying he

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Speaker 2: No shame. Yeah, I don't say I love you. I

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Speaker 2: don't feel that dark. That's okay, we're my Haitians in

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Speaker 2: say did you eat that? Did you eat right? Yes?

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Speaker 2: Are you flirting with my friend? No?

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Speaker 1: Okay, well he's trying to see my feets. Ye, he

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Speaker 2: So yeah.

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Speaker 1: Anyway, Samma, should we get Intoa's message a little slid No, no, no,

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Speaker 1: we should do his mess first and then we'll do

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Speaker 2: What did you come here for?

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Speaker 5: It's a lot of online mess So basically, anytime I

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Speaker 5: threats from a bunch of old Muslim uncles, plethora, a plethora, cornicopia,

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Speaker 5: a slu is like ten. It's you know, I delete

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Speaker 2: So I get it delete right.

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Speaker 5: But it's like if I'll do a race joke about

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Speaker 5: this is one guy. I think he was trying to write,

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Speaker 5: I will choke you with my bare hands all less.

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Speaker 5: In translation, what he wrote was you'll be in my arms. Okay,

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Speaker 5: that's the kind of Again, it's like they're they're so hateful,

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Speaker 5: it's gay again.

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Speaker 5: You don't realize, like brown uncles when they're so angry,

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Speaker 5: they instead of being like toxical.

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Speaker 2: They'd be like, I'll suck your from the back on

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Speaker 2: Not not for me? Thank the seven train and get

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Speaker 2: up at any stop. Okay there there there no after

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Speaker 2: Rose Avenue. They there so like anytime you booke them,

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Speaker 2: it's like online hat comes anything.

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Speaker 5: It's just not just that. But it time something goes viral,

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Speaker 5: you know what I'm saying. Whatever, whatever, Like a video

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Speaker 2: The wrong people that always see y'all experience.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, where it's like coming like you're shitting on I

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Speaker 5: one one time on shitting on like the British Empire

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Speaker 5: as you do, and then are you going viral? And

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Speaker 5: you think it'd be a bunch of people who think

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Speaker 5: that's funny.

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Speaker 2: It's never that.

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Speaker 5: It's always like, you know, Preston shaggy bottoms, So what

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Speaker 5: and he's like, oh, we won't because we're superior in

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Speaker 5: f y in it, and it's like, why did you

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Speaker 5: find my video?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I went across the pond, That's why viral.

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Speaker 2: The off in it, it's what it is. They come

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Speaker 2: in and you fucking looking on all any Brits in

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Speaker 2: the building. No, no, let's talk about them.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, But I feel like, but I feel like messages

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Speaker 3: when I released for the most part, But every once

441
00:23:15,440 --> 00:23:18,680
Speaker 3: in a while a video will land on the wrong

442
00:23:18,760 --> 00:23:21,000
Speaker 3: side and it'd be people that like have never seen me,

443
00:23:21,119 --> 00:23:21,520
Speaker 3: and that I.

444
00:23:22,040 --> 00:23:22,680
Speaker 2: Never want to see.

445
00:23:22,960 --> 00:23:25,280
Speaker 5: I can't assume you would ever get affected by it.

446
00:23:25,280 --> 00:23:27,160
Speaker 5: You seem very unaffected by all that kind of show.

447
00:23:27,160 --> 00:23:29,480
Speaker 1: Oh you know, I had a video where I talk

448
00:23:29,520 --> 00:23:32,800
Speaker 1: about I say, imagine thinking a man is gonna make

449
00:23:32,800 --> 00:23:33,240
Speaker 1: you happy?

450
00:23:33,320 --> 00:23:39,960
Speaker 3: And then I cackled like the evil villain. And they

451
00:23:40,040 --> 00:23:41,480
Speaker 3: were making fun of me because they said my two

452
00:23:41,520 --> 00:23:44,400
Speaker 3: bangs look like try said pull down things.

453
00:23:45,760 --> 00:23:46,840
Speaker 2: So some little.

454
00:23:46,560 --> 00:23:51,360
Speaker 3: Goofy like child made a video about it, and I responded,

455
00:23:51,560 --> 00:23:54,080
Speaker 3: and that is the video that like, I'm like.

456
00:23:54,359 --> 00:23:57,760
Speaker 2: I don't know none of these literal mouth breathers. It was.

457
00:23:57,840 --> 00:24:00,760
Speaker 1: It was kids, it was a lot of people in

458
00:24:00,840 --> 00:24:02,919
Speaker 1: countries that whatever.

459
00:24:03,040 --> 00:24:04,720
Speaker 2: Anyway, So from that.

460
00:24:04,680 --> 00:24:08,040
Speaker 3: Video, I think I blocked like a thousand people.

461
00:24:08,480 --> 00:24:11,560
Speaker 2: I'm a blocker. Ultimate video made me realize, oh, I

462
00:24:11,600 --> 00:24:12,520
Speaker 2: actually don't have to engage.

463
00:24:12,560 --> 00:24:15,159
Speaker 1: I could just blocking is amazing. And then but and

464
00:24:15,200 --> 00:24:17,560
Speaker 1: also you shouldn't read the comments. I remember I did

465
00:24:17,560 --> 00:24:22,119
Speaker 1: a very famous viral video. I mean, everybody in McDonald's

466
00:24:22,160 --> 00:24:25,960
Speaker 1: knew who I was. I was on a dildo hoverboard

467
00:24:26,119 --> 00:24:29,120
Speaker 1: and I was in the part and it went very

468
00:24:29,240 --> 00:24:31,520
Speaker 1: viral and the comments were brutal.

469
00:24:31,600 --> 00:24:34,640
Speaker 2: They were like, yeah, atashing is going up and down.

470
00:24:34,880 --> 00:24:38,800
Speaker 3: Okay, thank you for the act out sis anything.

471
00:24:38,400 --> 00:24:40,840
Speaker 2: For the watching the video. Thought it was real. Yeah.

472
00:24:40,880 --> 00:24:43,120
Speaker 1: They were like they were like this is the problem

473
00:24:43,160 --> 00:24:46,000
Speaker 1: with black women. Like they were like, this is they

474
00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:48,960
Speaker 1: were like, I'm taking down the whole genre of black women.

475
00:24:49,040 --> 00:24:51,439
Speaker 1: They're like, you look like Cam Newton with a wig on.

476
00:24:51,560 --> 00:24:54,840
Speaker 2: It was just it was just so brutal, but wish it.

477
00:24:55,040 --> 00:24:55,280
Speaker 1: Yeah.

478
00:24:55,320 --> 00:24:56,439
Speaker 2: And then I would go.

479
00:24:56,359 --> 00:24:58,359
Speaker 1: Into McDonald's and are like, I love your stuff, and

480
00:24:58,400 --> 00:24:59,600
Speaker 1: then they would give me an apple PODC.

481
00:25:00,720 --> 00:25:04,040
Speaker 5: So I was like, yo, that really be like the

482
00:25:04,119 --> 00:25:07,400
Speaker 5: biggest haters just kind of love you so much. I'm

483
00:25:07,400 --> 00:25:09,040
Speaker 5: sure if I went to Britain, they're like, I, my,

484
00:25:09,200 --> 00:25:12,879
Speaker 5: we actually love you as it. It's like really like

485
00:25:13,080 --> 00:25:14,600
Speaker 5: they really do. We just like they don't know how

486
00:25:14,600 --> 00:25:15,640
Speaker 5: to express their love.

487
00:25:16,560 --> 00:25:21,640
Speaker 2: That's going around babe. You know sometimes you yeah bye bye.

488
00:25:22,040 --> 00:25:31,480
Speaker 2: Oh oh she didn't waste no time. Yeah, right up,

489
00:25:31,520 --> 00:25:39,000
Speaker 2: my friend get drunk tonight by You know, she has

490
00:25:39,040 --> 00:25:40,639
Speaker 2: been the best audience member too.

491
00:25:40,680 --> 00:25:42,800
Speaker 1: She's been like she was very attention So I miss

492
00:25:42,840 --> 00:25:46,280
Speaker 1: her dearly silence for let's say Janine Jine.

493
00:25:46,400 --> 00:25:48,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, she didn't get Jane.

494
00:25:50,040 --> 00:25:53,080
Speaker 1: Was there any comments online that you were like, uh,

495
00:25:53,400 --> 00:25:55,320
Speaker 1: caught your eye, like something that you were like, oh,

496
00:25:55,359 --> 00:25:57,600
Speaker 1: maybe I'll slide in this girl's DM.

497
00:25:58,040 --> 00:26:00,879
Speaker 2: I'm no girls being your DM. Girl be in the dms.

498
00:26:00,880 --> 00:26:03,640
Speaker 5: But it's like these are the same way guys being

499
00:26:03,680 --> 00:26:04,119
Speaker 5: the dms.

500
00:26:04,160 --> 00:26:07,480
Speaker 2: Are you like? Whoa guys be in your dms? Sometimes

501
00:26:07,720 --> 00:26:15,760
Speaker 2: what may be saying, uh, are you ready to break this? Pat?

502
00:26:16,040 --> 00:26:19,520
Speaker 2: He's like he's like, I can make your butt bleed. No, Sydney,

503
00:26:20,560 --> 00:26:23,760
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I don't nose quick?

504
00:26:23,840 --> 00:26:25,520
Speaker 1: No in.

505
00:26:29,080 --> 00:26:37,800
Speaker 2: Is it sundown yet? Know what what are the ladies

506
00:26:37,840 --> 00:26:40,560
Speaker 2: saying to you? Yeah? I want to know how the

507
00:26:40,560 --> 00:26:44,160
Speaker 2: girls leading guys dms? Yeah, you know it's it's a very.

508
00:26:44,160 --> 00:26:46,199
Speaker 5: It's a very because I'm a thirty four now, so

509
00:26:46,200 --> 00:26:50,000
Speaker 5: it's like it's not just like club people now. It's

510
00:26:50,080 --> 00:26:53,160
Speaker 5: like mom sometimes who are like, hey, before we funk,

511
00:26:53,200 --> 00:26:54,200
Speaker 5: you want a nice meal?

512
00:26:54,600 --> 00:26:54,880
Speaker 6: You know?

513
00:26:55,320 --> 00:26:56,840
Speaker 5: So they're like be like, hey, I live in Detroit,

514
00:26:57,080 --> 00:26:59,320
Speaker 5: Come fucking get a nice meal.

515
00:26:59,520 --> 00:27:02,440
Speaker 1: Oh in Detroit and Detroit, I don't need a meal

516
00:27:02,480 --> 00:27:02,840
Speaker 1: that bad.

517
00:27:06,880 --> 00:27:11,160
Speaker 2: Feel for seventy seven dollars, I can't get a local plate?

518
00:27:11,200 --> 00:27:13,760
Speaker 2: Why why I gotta kid on a flight what's the

519
00:27:13,880 --> 00:27:16,840
Speaker 2: Detroit delicacy? Yeah, I feel like I feel like DM.

520
00:27:16,880 --> 00:27:20,320
Speaker 5: People who DM sex shit immediately are not people.

521
00:27:20,080 --> 00:27:22,200
Speaker 2: You want to go after, right.

522
00:27:23,080 --> 00:27:27,160
Speaker 5: You You ever have somebody WHOA You ever have somebody

523
00:27:27,400 --> 00:27:29,280
Speaker 5: oh different than I?

524
00:27:29,400 --> 00:27:33,040
Speaker 2: DM s nice, she's blushing.

525
00:27:33,440 --> 00:27:36,240
Speaker 5: When you've gone out with somebody off out of pocket DM.

526
00:27:36,680 --> 00:27:38,760
Speaker 2: I had already I had already met them before.

527
00:27:39,280 --> 00:27:41,960
Speaker 1: And so we're going back and forth with DMS and

528
00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:45,679
Speaker 1: the person posted like, you know, shrimp fried rice and

529
00:27:45,720 --> 00:27:47,439
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, I can't wait to have some

530
00:27:47,520 --> 00:27:48,520
Speaker 1: of that shrimp fried rice.

531
00:27:48,880 --> 00:27:50,840
Speaker 2: And he's like, no, I can't wait to have you.

532
00:27:50,960 --> 00:27:53,800
Speaker 1: And I said okay, And I said, well I would

533
00:27:53,880 --> 00:27:54,840
Speaker 1: like the shrimp fried rice.

534
00:27:56,440 --> 00:27:59,480
Speaker 2: But then y'all fogged after yes, okay, and then was

535
00:27:59,520 --> 00:28:04,439
Speaker 2: there shrimp? I run damn And I specifically asked for it.

536
00:28:04,600 --> 00:28:07,200
Speaker 2: That's crazy. Yeah, and you should tell that you need

537
00:28:07,240 --> 00:28:15,840
Speaker 2: to talk to your congressman. I called three one one immediately. Yeah.

538
00:28:16,040 --> 00:28:18,560
Speaker 2: But never somebody who's like out of nowhere, never met

539
00:28:18,640 --> 00:28:20,560
Speaker 2: him or her her?

540
00:28:20,840 --> 00:28:24,600
Speaker 5: Yeah, I never met her. You would never like, haven't

541
00:28:24,600 --> 00:28:27,439
Speaker 5: met her? Set something out of pocket? I'm gonna eat

542
00:28:27,520 --> 00:28:28,760
Speaker 5: you out tonight?

543
00:28:29,280 --> 00:28:31,280
Speaker 2: Is that out of pocket? I don't know. I'm sorry,

544
00:28:31,600 --> 00:28:33,800
Speaker 2: I don't know how girls would do it. I'm I'm

545
00:28:33,800 --> 00:28:37,200
Speaker 2: gonna eat that ass. No, they're saying, can I take

546
00:28:37,240 --> 00:28:38,880
Speaker 2: you like my girlfriend? Now?

547
00:28:39,200 --> 00:28:42,320
Speaker 1: She said, Hey, wherever you want to go to dinner,

548
00:28:42,480 --> 00:28:48,640
Speaker 1: I'll take you like anywhere in the Yeah, that's okay

549
00:28:48,800 --> 00:28:56,840
Speaker 1: in the USA. In the USA, Yeah, you were like Detroit.

550
00:28:57,040 --> 00:29:01,120
Speaker 2: I got an X there. So no, she bought two homes.

551
00:29:01,120 --> 00:29:12,640
Speaker 2: She's doing great. What does that? Two drink tickets? If

552
00:29:12,720 --> 00:29:19,440
Speaker 2: y'all laughing hard over there, try audience tonight. I feel like,

553
00:29:20,280 --> 00:29:22,240
Speaker 2: I mean, but that was very sweet. That was a

554
00:29:22,320 --> 00:29:23,960
Speaker 2: very sweet deal. And that's not out of pocket. You

555
00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:26,520
Speaker 2: would never hate someone who was out of pocket for

556
00:29:26,640 --> 00:29:28,959
Speaker 2: the first d I mean that was a haul all

557
00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:31,280
Speaker 2: my twenties. I mean, everybody was out of pocket. That's

558
00:29:31,280 --> 00:29:33,360
Speaker 2: what your twenties was for. Yeah, I had somebody.

559
00:29:33,400 --> 00:29:35,720
Speaker 1: I was at the bar and I was, you know,

560
00:29:35,800 --> 00:29:38,720
Speaker 1: drinking my drink and they literally put a straw in

561
00:29:38,760 --> 00:29:40,640
Speaker 1: my drink and started drinking from it.

562
00:29:41,920 --> 00:29:46,480
Speaker 3: He said, whatever roofie you got, he said, let me

563
00:29:46,520 --> 00:29:47,120
Speaker 3: taste that for you.

564
00:29:47,160 --> 00:29:48,880
Speaker 1: I'm a Roofie patrol and I'm gonna tae this and

565
00:29:48,880 --> 00:29:50,800
Speaker 1: then I'm gonna taste.

566
00:29:51,760 --> 00:29:56,640
Speaker 2: Marie is really good at thinking of we're dms walk listen.

567
00:29:56,800 --> 00:29:59,320
Speaker 3: I mean, because these are things that I would say,

568
00:30:00,280 --> 00:30:02,480
Speaker 3: but I don't. I don't see these things, and.

569
00:30:02,480 --> 00:30:04,760
Speaker 1: People don't be in my DM sucking not realzy, I

570
00:30:04,800 --> 00:30:06,959
Speaker 1: know it's crazy. It's more people should be in your

571
00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:09,400
Speaker 1: DM's marine. I think people are afraid that I'm gonna

572
00:30:09,400 --> 00:30:11,120
Speaker 1: put them on blast, so they just they be like.

573
00:30:11,120 --> 00:30:14,320
Speaker 5: Let me, let me chill. That is also you do

574
00:30:14,400 --> 00:30:17,240
Speaker 5: green screen. I think also as a man, random man,

575
00:30:17,280 --> 00:30:19,080
Speaker 5: you seem unattainable, so.

576
00:30:19,080 --> 00:30:20,040
Speaker 2: That don't stop them.

577
00:30:20,280 --> 00:30:24,960
Speaker 1: As everybody, it's stopping them.

578
00:30:25,120 --> 00:30:27,479
Speaker 2: No, you're right, be attained yet Okay, no, you're right,

579
00:30:27,560 --> 00:30:29,520
Speaker 2: my bad. I seem unattainable as well.

580
00:30:29,720 --> 00:30:32,280
Speaker 5: Even the dirtiest man can see some someone with true

581
00:30:32,320 --> 00:30:33,040
Speaker 5: radiance and be.

582
00:30:32,960 --> 00:30:35,840
Speaker 2: Like, oh you are that radiance. Some of you are

583
00:30:35,960 --> 00:30:40,440
Speaker 2: slaying with me. I was like, wait, hold up, now,

584
00:30:41,280 --> 00:30:42,120
Speaker 2: you don't see the radio.

585
00:30:42,240 --> 00:30:47,080
Speaker 1: No, no, absolutely either see the radiance all of l

586
00:30:47,120 --> 00:30:49,920
Speaker 1: A like, I see it. You're glowing. But I'm just

587
00:30:49,960 --> 00:30:51,880
Speaker 1: saying that doesn't stop. That doesn't stop.

588
00:30:51,920 --> 00:30:53,960
Speaker 3: But I don't stop the riff raff on the train,

589
00:30:54,120 --> 00:30:57,000
Speaker 3: but it stops the ones. Yeah, it stops the ones

590
00:30:57,040 --> 00:30:58,760
Speaker 3: with profiles that I can go to.

591
00:30:59,120 --> 00:31:01,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, so whatever, it don't matter. That blows my mind

592
00:31:01,720 --> 00:31:04,800
Speaker 2: that no one's coming at this. That's crazy to me. Well, hey,

593
00:31:04,840 --> 00:31:05,520
Speaker 2: what are you gonna do?

594
00:31:06,280 --> 00:31:08,080
Speaker 1: He wants to take you out, Marie. That's what to

595
00:31:08,080 --> 00:31:09,080
Speaker 1: make myself attainable.

596
00:31:10,120 --> 00:31:16,000
Speaker 5: I asked, Marie, like twenty years ago, long time?

597
00:31:13,200 --> 00:31:20,000
Speaker 2: Wow? Is that what you said? Yet you're the audience.

598
00:31:21,040 --> 00:31:24,800
Speaker 2: This is like eleven years ago. I'm like, you want

599
00:31:24,800 --> 00:31:25,440
Speaker 2: to get some wings?

600
00:31:25,520 --> 00:31:25,560
Speaker 4: No.

601
00:31:25,720 --> 00:31:27,800
Speaker 2: I was like, not even that.

602
00:31:27,920 --> 00:31:29,760
Speaker 5: I was like it was a pit, a pit or

603
00:31:29,800 --> 00:31:33,160
Speaker 5: something eleven years ago, and I was like, what's up, Marie?

604
00:31:33,200 --> 00:31:36,959
Speaker 2: And you were like, we ain't never going bang? Okay,

605
00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:39,200
Speaker 2: Now I don't like that act out. I don't like

606
00:31:39,240 --> 00:31:44,320
Speaker 2: that acting. It was just like I don't remember that.

607
00:31:44,400 --> 00:31:46,960
Speaker 1: I was like, I don't remember that conversation, but it

608
00:31:46,960 --> 00:31:47,560
Speaker 1: does sound.

609
00:31:47,320 --> 00:31:48,280
Speaker 2: Like something years ago.

610
00:31:48,480 --> 00:31:51,080
Speaker 5: Yeah, maybe I was employing what's up? And you're like

611
00:31:51,520 --> 00:31:53,800
Speaker 5: all this already.

612
00:31:54,480 --> 00:31:55,239
Speaker 2: I was like, what's up?

613
00:31:56,640 --> 00:31:58,560
Speaker 1: You need to start an e book how to shut

614
00:31:58,640 --> 00:32:06,400
Speaker 1: him down? Open up, shut him down in ten days?

615
00:32:06,480 --> 00:32:10,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, Mari, Marie is so going to turn you down.

616
00:32:10,400 --> 00:32:10,480
Speaker 1: Now.

617
00:32:10,480 --> 00:32:13,719
Speaker 2: As I'm walking away, I'm like, well, that's a new friend. Well,

618
00:32:13,800 --> 00:32:16,680
Speaker 2: that's a good friend. Now there is nah that has

619
00:32:16,720 --> 00:32:19,520
Speaker 2: gotten me in trouble in the past, because.

620
00:32:19,280 --> 00:32:21,840
Speaker 1: Like when I was young, I was in high school

621
00:32:22,120 --> 00:32:25,760
Speaker 1: and there was this loud, crazy, messy family across the

622
00:32:25,800 --> 00:32:30,160
Speaker 1: street and this the sun was like, you know, wild,

623
00:32:30,480 --> 00:32:31,880
Speaker 1: like the craziest of all of them. And he came

624
00:32:31,880 --> 00:32:33,920
Speaker 1: across the street and he was like, hey, Marie, I

625
00:32:34,080 --> 00:32:35,719
Speaker 1: like you and I want to date you. And I

626
00:32:35,760 --> 00:32:42,600
Speaker 1: was like, oh, you know, I'm really focused on my studies.

627
00:32:46,160 --> 00:32:48,560
Speaker 2: I think I'm gonna use that one. That's good. It's not.

628
00:32:48,680 --> 00:32:51,920
Speaker 3: I can't say yes, it's not all, but I definitely

629
00:32:51,920 --> 00:32:52,440
Speaker 3: can't say this.

630
00:32:53,080 --> 00:32:54,520
Speaker 2: And then he skipped across the street.

631
00:32:54,720 --> 00:32:58,720
Speaker 1: He was like left, And a couple of weeks later,

632
00:32:58,800 --> 00:33:01,040
Speaker 1: my homegirl was like, Marie, so and so is in

633
00:33:01,080 --> 00:33:05,360
Speaker 1: the calf talking about how y'all dated, and I was like, so,

634
00:33:05,440 --> 00:33:08,920
Speaker 1: I go in there and he's holding court right like

635
00:33:09,040 --> 00:33:12,760
Speaker 1: Shakespeare and around and I'm like, why tell people that

636
00:33:12,800 --> 00:33:13,320
Speaker 1: you dated me?

637
00:33:13,360 --> 00:33:14,960
Speaker 2: And he was like, you get the night I love

638
00:33:16,840 --> 00:33:19,400
Speaker 2: and I was like, oh my god, yeah, I'm sorry.

639
00:33:19,440 --> 00:33:20,960
Speaker 2: That's why that was too nice.

640
00:33:20,960 --> 00:33:23,080
Speaker 1: When I shut him down, and this is why you

641
00:33:23,120 --> 00:33:25,240
Speaker 1: gotta be mean to then just a little bit.

642
00:33:25,640 --> 00:33:28,600
Speaker 5: But y'all learn, what's the worst curve you ever given

643
00:33:28,720 --> 00:33:31,120
Speaker 5: a man? What's the hardest? Like, oh my god, this

644
00:33:31,160 --> 00:33:31,680
Speaker 5: is intense.

645
00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:33,200
Speaker 3: I think a guy came up to me once and

646
00:33:33,240 --> 00:33:44,080
Speaker 3: I was like, yeah, I felt that for him.

647
00:33:44,200 --> 00:33:46,680
Speaker 2: Maybe, Like the worst thing she can say is no,

648
00:33:46,720 --> 00:33:50,880
Speaker 2: that's not because she landed on the c K hars.

649
00:33:50,880 --> 00:33:54,160
Speaker 5: She was like, yeah, yeah, I became Hebrew at that point.

650
00:33:55,120 --> 00:34:00,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, damn a curve, A curve can hurt. You can

651
00:34:00,560 --> 00:34:01,920
Speaker 2: think about it for a while.

652
00:34:02,480 --> 00:34:04,600
Speaker 5: We can ask a question like wouldn't wouldn't the yuck

653
00:34:04,680 --> 00:34:08,120
Speaker 5: coming after some disrespect? Like you'd have to have energetically

654
00:34:08,160 --> 00:34:08,920
Speaker 5: something negative.

655
00:34:09,719 --> 00:34:12,120
Speaker 1: If you look how he looked and you and I

656
00:34:12,160 --> 00:34:14,239
Speaker 1: look how I look, you are approaching me?

657
00:34:14,640 --> 00:34:15,880
Speaker 2: Is the disrespect.

658
00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:19,600
Speaker 1: And a lot of times I don't think y'all will

659
00:34:19,600 --> 00:34:22,200
Speaker 1: be looking in the mirrors. Y'all leave the house, y'all

660
00:34:22,239 --> 00:34:24,840
Speaker 1: just roll at it. Y'all just mumble at them in

661
00:34:25,040 --> 00:34:26,880
Speaker 1: and then just skip out.

662
00:34:26,120 --> 00:34:30,040
Speaker 2: Like mirrors, we don't, we don't. It's just a little

663
00:34:30,080 --> 00:34:31,560
Speaker 2: mirror above the sink.

664
00:34:31,880 --> 00:34:36,040
Speaker 5: We we don't have mirrors that show our waist down. Yeah,

665
00:34:36,080 --> 00:34:37,719
Speaker 5: but I have a female roommate and I go to

666
00:34:37,719 --> 00:34:40,279
Speaker 5: her room and I use the phone length you just.

667
00:34:40,200 --> 00:34:45,800
Speaker 2: Be hey, I just need to see what look like

668
00:34:45,480 --> 00:34:52,719
Speaker 2: you'd like you no worse? I know.

669
00:34:52,880 --> 00:34:55,320
Speaker 1: I know guys who stand on top of their toilets

670
00:34:55,480 --> 00:34:58,760
Speaker 1: and they see they see their outfit from the mirror,

671
00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:01,120
Speaker 1: and what the euphitts be looking like. It's a mess,

672
00:35:02,080 --> 00:35:02,920
Speaker 1: fucking mess.

673
00:35:03,200 --> 00:35:04,160
Speaker 2: Really Yeah.

674
00:35:04,520 --> 00:35:11,000
Speaker 5: And if the shoes on too, everything shoes, they'd be like,

675
00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:11,960
Speaker 5: oh no, this is school.

676
00:35:12,040 --> 00:35:18,920
Speaker 2: It's cool the hole look hanging from the light.

677
00:35:21,280 --> 00:35:23,319
Speaker 1: But anytime I stay in a hotel that doesn't have

678
00:35:23,320 --> 00:35:25,040
Speaker 1: a full length mirror in the room, I'm like a

679
00:35:25,080 --> 00:35:27,239
Speaker 1: man designed this. Yeah, they hate it, I know right

680
00:35:27,280 --> 00:35:30,080
Speaker 1: away because how I'm working out, the mirror should be

681
00:35:30,200 --> 00:35:31,160
Speaker 1: right by the door.

682
00:35:31,400 --> 00:35:33,080
Speaker 2: I agree, are Yeah.

683
00:35:33,080 --> 00:35:35,400
Speaker 1: And when there's no mirror in your room, you you

684
00:35:35,400 --> 00:35:36,840
Speaker 1: go out of your room and then you see the

685
00:35:36,840 --> 00:35:39,880
Speaker 1: mirror like in the in the in the lobby, and

686
00:35:39,880 --> 00:35:41,759
Speaker 1: then you lock yourself out and then you gotta come

687
00:35:42,239 --> 00:35:43,880
Speaker 1: go back down, and then you don't have your ID,

688
00:35:44,080 --> 00:35:45,759
Speaker 1: and then you're like, you know what, I'm just gonna leave.

689
00:35:45,840 --> 00:35:51,400
Speaker 2: So right right, we've all if I had if I

690
00:35:51,400 --> 00:35:53,440
Speaker 2: had it all, every time that have the fasis, I.

691
00:35:53,440 --> 00:35:58,160
Speaker 4: Would have seventeen dollars.

692
00:36:16,040 --> 00:36:18,319
Speaker 2: Wait, should we get into messages living?

693
00:36:18,560 --> 00:36:21,880
Speaker 1: Yes, let's let's do that. Okay, So this is it's

694
00:36:21,960 --> 00:36:24,440
Speaker 1: kind of rapid, but not. I mean, we want to hear.

695
00:36:24,520 --> 00:36:26,880
Speaker 2: We want to hear your thoughts. Hear your thoughts. Messy

696
00:36:26,960 --> 00:36:27,560
Speaker 2: are just living?

697
00:36:27,680 --> 00:36:32,040
Speaker 1: Okay, So obviously this is this is a little I'm

698
00:36:32,080 --> 00:36:32,760
Speaker 1: just gonna trigger.

699
00:36:32,800 --> 00:36:34,719
Speaker 2: It's a little sad. Well if you set it up

700
00:36:34,760 --> 00:36:39,960
Speaker 2: like that, yeah said okay, So yeah, what is all this? John?

701
00:36:40,120 --> 00:36:43,400
Speaker 1: I know, I know this, but James Vanderbeek died. Kidney

702
00:36:43,400 --> 00:36:45,600
Speaker 1: set it up to make it sad. But that's not

703
00:36:45,640 --> 00:36:47,640
Speaker 1: the way I want to do it. Okay, my bad.

704
00:36:48,239 --> 00:36:49,359
Speaker 2: So let's go let's go back.

705
00:36:49,400 --> 00:36:56,439
Speaker 1: Let's see that tain't that cut me on video? Okay,

706
00:36:56,480 --> 00:36:58,959
Speaker 1: So we're gonna fix this and edit. We're gonna fix it.

707
00:36:58,960 --> 00:37:00,919
Speaker 2: Part what kind of goofy shit in my Oh? No?

708
00:37:02,600 --> 00:37:08,839
Speaker 2: So sad? I love the man Big Varsity Blues, He's

709
00:37:08,880 --> 00:37:14,720
Speaker 2: never big. Please, I'm sorry, are you ready? Okay? Message

710
00:37:14,719 --> 00:37:16,640
Speaker 2: is living? Okay?

711
00:37:17,120 --> 00:37:20,800
Speaker 3: Ah, Okay, so he died, he died, but he started

712
00:37:20,800 --> 00:37:24,640
Speaker 3: to go fundme. It's made two point seven million dollars. Yeah,

713
00:37:25,160 --> 00:37:26,600
Speaker 3: Now is it missed.

714
00:37:26,320 --> 00:37:28,960
Speaker 2: To do that. I think.

715
00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:31,600
Speaker 5: So it's the same vibe as when the Notre Dame

716
00:37:31,600 --> 00:37:33,600
Speaker 5: burdened down and every white fucking actor was.

717
00:37:33,560 --> 00:37:35,880
Speaker 2: Like, I'll give my entire life savings to save that

718
00:37:35,960 --> 00:37:40,479
Speaker 2: stained glass window church donating to the church. I think.

719
00:37:40,600 --> 00:37:44,680
Speaker 5: I think white culture likes to preserve itself more than anything.

720
00:37:45,040 --> 00:37:48,040
Speaker 5: And I love I love him, but it's not about him.

721
00:37:48,040 --> 00:37:49,480
Speaker 5: It's like one of our white stars.

722
00:37:50,400 --> 00:37:51,160
Speaker 2: But I feel like.

723
00:37:51,160 --> 00:37:53,759
Speaker 5: At the same point, someone he was as black or

724
00:37:53,800 --> 00:37:55,959
Speaker 5: brown dyed, they would not get fucking.

725
00:37:56,960 --> 00:37:58,120
Speaker 2: He didn't have a life.

726
00:37:58,480 --> 00:38:01,759
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean, Denzel was good and all.

727
00:38:01,800 --> 00:38:03,080
Speaker 2: I'm like, that wasn't.

728
00:38:04,680 --> 00:38:04,840
Speaker 4: You know.

729
00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:07,759
Speaker 1: The craziest thing is like, obviously he knew he was

730
00:38:07,840 --> 00:38:10,520
Speaker 1: going to, you know, pass away. He bought he bought

731
00:38:10,560 --> 00:38:15,520
Speaker 1: like a ranch thirty days before his death. So so yeah,

732
00:38:15,560 --> 00:38:18,120
Speaker 1: he bought a ranch for his like family, He knew

733
00:38:18,160 --> 00:38:20,640
Speaker 1: he was gonna die. So the gofund me is really

734
00:38:20,680 --> 00:38:21,600
Speaker 1: to pay off the ranch.

735
00:38:22,120 --> 00:38:25,720
Speaker 2: Whoa, so that's ranch money? Yeah, this is one ranch.

736
00:38:25,840 --> 00:38:30,040
Speaker 1: Yeah go right, that's what wait?

737
00:38:30,040 --> 00:38:32,120
Speaker 2: Hold on, is this mess on to the next live? Whatever?

738
00:38:32,160 --> 00:38:33,800
Speaker 1: I go to a go fund me, I don't donate,

739
00:38:33,920 --> 00:38:37,920
Speaker 1: but I always look I ran top top donors, because

740
00:38:37,960 --> 00:38:38,399
Speaker 1: you have to.

741
00:38:38,360 --> 00:38:39,799
Speaker 2: Look at the donors. Look at this.

742
00:38:40,360 --> 00:38:43,719
Speaker 3: Hell, Steven Spielberg donated twenty five thousand dollars, and I

743
00:38:43,760 --> 00:38:44,560
Speaker 3: feel like he got.

744
00:38:44,440 --> 00:38:46,719
Speaker 2: More than that, So that's not crazy. That's really low.

745
00:38:46,840 --> 00:38:52,040
Speaker 2: Who's anonymous millionaire? Fifty thousand dollars? Anonymous? If I'm donating that,

746
00:38:52,080 --> 00:38:53,320
Speaker 2: you're gonna have my first.

747
00:38:53,080 --> 00:38:57,680
Speaker 1: You're gonna yeah, yeah, I'm a bit a little icon.

748
00:38:57,840 --> 00:39:03,360
Speaker 2: Those are Epstein's right, the anonymous? You said, what Andrew

749
00:39:05,440 --> 00:39:09,200
Speaker 2: mess Jesus christ Okay, okay, this guy died and then.

750
00:39:09,080 --> 00:39:15,800
Speaker 5: He oh, wait, okay.

751
00:39:14,960 --> 00:39:19,319
Speaker 1: But lack of money is crazy to a reception. And

752
00:39:19,640 --> 00:39:21,399
Speaker 1: we had a strike. Hey look we had to ride

753
00:39:21,400 --> 00:39:23,920
Speaker 1: a strike, an actor strike like Kirsten.

754
00:39:23,520 --> 00:39:29,719
Speaker 2: Drabs that I got fifty for it. Yeah, Christen, the

755
00:39:29,800 --> 00:39:33,280
Speaker 2: fifty right up up. The twenty seven thousand is graz Marie.

756
00:39:33,320 --> 00:39:35,920
Speaker 1: You wouldn't do that for me if God forbid, knock on,

757
00:39:36,080 --> 00:39:37,880
Speaker 1: I don't know where the would Maybe the wood is

758
00:39:37,920 --> 00:39:38,520
Speaker 1: on mar Boot.

759
00:39:38,800 --> 00:39:40,839
Speaker 2: If I passed away, you wouldn't start to go fund

760
00:39:40,880 --> 00:39:42,719
Speaker 2: me for me? Sure? How would you think I'd go

761
00:39:42,760 --> 00:39:44,719
Speaker 2: fund would make? How many people in here?

762
00:39:46,239 --> 00:39:48,040
Speaker 1: Well the person over there screamed it was missed, so

763
00:39:48,040 --> 00:39:51,120
Speaker 1: they're not gonna donate, and the girl who left I

764
00:39:51,160 --> 00:39:52,759
Speaker 1: couldn't send a little bit of money as well.

765
00:39:52,800 --> 00:39:53,920
Speaker 2: How much mone do you think you would make?

766
00:39:54,080 --> 00:39:56,319
Speaker 1: Would you do a front facing video or you would

767
00:39:56,360 --> 00:39:57,200
Speaker 1: do the paragraph?

768
00:39:57,640 --> 00:40:00,960
Speaker 2: I would do a front facing video with green screen

769
00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:06,880
Speaker 2: of you buy look at my hot ass, dumbass friend.

770
00:40:07,200 --> 00:40:08,000
Speaker 2: Hen't have no money?

771
00:40:08,080 --> 00:40:15,359
Speaker 1: Off you go it too, your pocket books. We want

772
00:40:15,360 --> 00:40:17,319
Speaker 1: to do open casket, but we also want to get

773
00:40:17,320 --> 00:40:20,040
Speaker 1: our hair done, so you know, put put some money

774
00:40:20,040 --> 00:40:22,839
Speaker 1: in the in the collection plate. If I've ever bought

775
00:40:22,840 --> 00:40:25,759
Speaker 1: your joys, she's bought me joy so please donate and

776
00:40:25,880 --> 00:40:26,759
Speaker 1: that place in.

777
00:40:26,800 --> 00:40:33,880
Speaker 2: The how much you think you'll go fun me would make?

778
00:40:34,239 --> 00:40:38,960
Speaker 2: You're a tall, attractive brown man? Yeah? After I died?

779
00:40:39,080 --> 00:40:41,279
Speaker 2: Or just you mean you want like a living go

780
00:40:41,400 --> 00:40:44,440
Speaker 2: fun man? Yeah? Yeah, living you know, like yeah, like

781
00:40:44,440 --> 00:40:46,879
Speaker 2: if you had a fire or something. Yeah, like people

782
00:40:46,960 --> 00:40:48,520
Speaker 2: do the living go fund mess. You know what I'm saying,

783
00:40:48,520 --> 00:40:50,400
Speaker 2: I had a fire, or like I need money?

784
00:40:51,000 --> 00:40:54,120
Speaker 1: Yeah. I think we had a friend who had a

785
00:40:54,200 --> 00:40:57,360
Speaker 1: fire and he I think he made like thirty thousand

786
00:40:57,360 --> 00:40:59,200
Speaker 1: dollars and then the next.

787
00:40:58,960 --> 00:41:00,600
Speaker 2: Week I saw him, I say, how you doing after

788
00:41:00,640 --> 00:41:00,919
Speaker 2: the fire.

789
00:41:00,920 --> 00:41:03,440
Speaker 1: He said, I still don't have a home, so that's crazy.

790
00:41:03,520 --> 00:41:05,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, but you got that money before.

791
00:41:05,840 --> 00:41:08,560
Speaker 5: Yes, Well, I think everyone gets one gofund me in

792
00:41:08,600 --> 00:41:09,080
Speaker 5: their life.

793
00:41:09,320 --> 00:41:09,960
Speaker 2: You're allowed to.

794
00:41:10,400 --> 00:41:13,680
Speaker 5: You asked let all your friends for one go fund me,

795
00:41:14,360 --> 00:41:16,839
Speaker 5: like if something happens to you, but that's your one

796
00:41:16,880 --> 00:41:17,320
Speaker 5: go fund me.

797
00:41:17,719 --> 00:41:18,120
Speaker 2: Damn.

798
00:41:18,280 --> 00:41:21,440
Speaker 5: So i'member one person she used to go fund me

799
00:41:21,480 --> 00:41:25,040
Speaker 5: to like help her dog get like choose or something,

800
00:41:26,400 --> 00:41:30,040
Speaker 5: but she had then she got COVID after it. Then

801
00:41:30,040 --> 00:41:31,840
Speaker 5: she did the Covid go fund me and it's like,

802
00:41:31,920 --> 00:41:34,400
Speaker 5: we just gave you these for the dog money.

803
00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:36,759
Speaker 2: So I think people gave her a lot of money

804
00:41:36,760 --> 00:41:37,160
Speaker 2: for the dog.

805
00:41:37,560 --> 00:41:39,200
Speaker 5: But I think because she did the second go fund me,

806
00:41:39,200 --> 00:41:41,200
Speaker 5: people were like, we already gave you the dog, so

807
00:41:41,320 --> 00:41:43,000
Speaker 5: you get one no matter what it is.

808
00:41:43,440 --> 00:41:46,680
Speaker 2: Okay, so I haven't used mine. I haven't used mine either.

809
00:41:46,800 --> 00:41:50,840
Speaker 2: Does everybody have life insurance? Clap if you have that, damn,

810
00:41:50,880 --> 00:41:53,560
Speaker 2: that's good. This whole side ain't got.

811
00:41:54,400 --> 00:42:02,319
Speaker 5: All the artists are over here writers this.

812
00:42:02,520 --> 00:42:07,040
Speaker 2: I said, I'm a loops. Yeah, what about Renter's insurance?

813
00:42:07,040 --> 00:42:11,200
Speaker 2: Do we have that rents insurance? Okay? They got that, got.

814
00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:13,400
Speaker 3: That insurance because like if there is a fire, like

815
00:42:14,120 --> 00:42:15,359
Speaker 3: whoa plus it.

816
00:42:15,320 --> 00:42:17,120
Speaker 2: Costs like ten dollars a month. It's actually a lot

817
00:42:17,160 --> 00:42:17,879
Speaker 2: cheaper than you think.

818
00:42:18,160 --> 00:42:21,040
Speaker 1: Is this an access well, because I haven't because when

819
00:42:21,080 --> 00:42:23,560
Speaker 1: I first moved into my apartment by myself, I'd wake

820
00:42:23,640 --> 00:42:25,080
Speaker 1: up at night like if I wake up and my

821
00:42:25,120 --> 00:42:27,839
Speaker 1: apartment is on fire, everything I own is in here.

822
00:42:27,920 --> 00:42:30,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, I couldn't sleep and I was like, what am

823
00:42:30,480 --> 00:42:32,200
Speaker 2: I gonna do? And then I got off the train.

824
00:42:32,239 --> 00:42:35,440
Speaker 2: Once it was a fire all my block, I would like,

825
00:42:37,440 --> 00:42:42,680
Speaker 2: oh my god, and you all sire as.

826
00:42:42,760 --> 00:42:47,400
Speaker 5: You have so many clothes it would blow up flammable clothes.

827
00:42:47,400 --> 00:42:50,040
Speaker 5: I feel like he said, all your ship is probably Yeah.

828
00:42:50,400 --> 00:42:55,520
Speaker 2: I feel like all clothes, all clothes going anyway, shut up?

829
00:42:57,920 --> 00:43:02,759
Speaker 1: Okay did you yes? Did you see the Olympic? I

830
00:43:02,800 --> 00:43:07,120
Speaker 1: think like gold medal winner, like I think he might

831
00:43:07,120 --> 00:43:10,160
Speaker 1: have been Norwegion, but he wins, and obviously, you know,

832
00:43:10,200 --> 00:43:13,799
Speaker 1: you get that little camera time after I said, yeah,

833
00:43:13,960 --> 00:43:16,640
Speaker 1: I fumbled the biggest you know gold I had gold

834
00:43:16,640 --> 00:43:18,960
Speaker 1: at was with this woman, but I, you know, cheated

835
00:43:19,040 --> 00:43:21,239
Speaker 1: on her. So he was taking this time to be

836
00:43:21,280 --> 00:43:22,840
Speaker 1: like I'm just trying to get her back, and it

837
00:43:22,960 --> 00:43:24,719
Speaker 1: was like, this is not how you get her back.

838
00:43:25,360 --> 00:43:27,840
Speaker 1: While they're interviewing him after he won gold. After he

839
00:43:27,840 --> 00:43:32,000
Speaker 1: won gold, he said, I fumbled the biggest gold medal ever.

840
00:43:32,640 --> 00:43:34,799
Speaker 2: I cheated on my girlfriend and she broke up with me.

841
00:43:34,960 --> 00:43:39,319
Speaker 2: But he did at least he got gold. You were

842
00:43:39,360 --> 00:43:41,160
Speaker 2: strong with that. You know.

843
00:43:45,239 --> 00:43:48,640
Speaker 3: I'm aware of the situation, and you know what now,

844
00:43:48,719 --> 00:43:49,120
Speaker 3: so are we?

845
00:43:49,360 --> 00:43:53,960
Speaker 2: Yeah? Imagine cry.

846
00:43:54,239 --> 00:43:56,040
Speaker 5: I think I think he was feeling himself because he

847
00:43:56,080 --> 00:43:57,640
Speaker 5: got the gold. He was like, I think it's time.

848
00:43:58,320 --> 00:44:02,680
Speaker 2: He was saying, what he got bronze? Oh, he got braun.

849
00:44:02,920 --> 00:44:05,480
Speaker 2: That's why she said away in a minute. That's why

850
00:44:05,480 --> 00:44:06,160
Speaker 2: she said accident.

851
00:44:06,840 --> 00:44:09,560
Speaker 5: So he didn't even really win coming out a girl

852
00:44:09,600 --> 00:44:10,320
Speaker 5: after bronz.

853
00:44:11,600 --> 00:44:13,480
Speaker 1: Six months ago, I met the love of my life,

854
00:44:13,520 --> 00:44:16,879
Speaker 1: the world's most beautiful, sweetest person, and three months ago

855
00:44:16,960 --> 00:44:19,000
Speaker 1: I made the biggest mistake of my life and cheated

856
00:44:19,080 --> 00:44:26,560
Speaker 1: on her and I got bronx. It's given bronze instead

857
00:44:26,560 --> 00:44:27,000
Speaker 1: of cheating.

858
00:44:27,040 --> 00:44:29,640
Speaker 2: He should have been training right.

859
00:44:29,760 --> 00:44:34,799
Speaker 1: Now, right that day, like that, okay, meadaglasses mess are

860
00:44:34,920 --> 00:44:35,320
Speaker 1: just living?

861
00:44:35,880 --> 00:44:38,879
Speaker 2: Oh mass a little bit of living.

862
00:44:39,160 --> 00:44:43,399
Speaker 5: Thought of living because it's like how much more tech

863
00:44:43,480 --> 00:44:45,719
Speaker 5: you need? We're talking about how online is bad for us.

864
00:44:45,840 --> 00:44:48,760
Speaker 5: This is coming into your right there, right there.

865
00:44:48,840 --> 00:44:51,320
Speaker 2: But it's really good. Sometimes it's really good.

866
00:44:51,440 --> 00:44:53,839
Speaker 1: I used it on I used it on you know,

867
00:44:53,920 --> 00:44:57,000
Speaker 1: a vacation, and you know, sometimes you got like your

868
00:44:57,040 --> 00:44:59,359
Speaker 1: partner got shaky hands, you know, and so they don't

869
00:44:59,400 --> 00:45:01,680
Speaker 1: take the photos right, they're not getting the right angles,

870
00:45:01,680 --> 00:45:03,880
Speaker 1: they're not vlogging, so it's just on your it's just

871
00:45:03,920 --> 00:45:04,480
Speaker 1: on your face.

872
00:45:04,600 --> 00:45:06,320
Speaker 2: And then all they have to do is walk around,

873
00:45:06,400 --> 00:45:08,880
Speaker 2: follow you and it's just the glasses take pictures of YouTube.

874
00:45:09,000 --> 00:45:11,920
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, and you know that they're taking a picture

875
00:45:11,920 --> 00:45:14,480
Speaker 1: of you because it's flashing like you see a light.

876
00:45:14,560 --> 00:45:15,960
Speaker 2: So if you don't, it's not that you don't know

877
00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:16,960
Speaker 2: that you're getting filmed.

878
00:45:17,000 --> 00:45:19,239
Speaker 5: Okay, No, I got This is how they get you,

879
00:45:19,239 --> 00:45:21,359
Speaker 5: you know, they get you the thing that you want,

880
00:45:21,600 --> 00:45:23,600
Speaker 5: and then they slowly start getting in your life.

881
00:45:23,719 --> 00:45:26,759
Speaker 2: You know what's next. You know, Hey, girlfriends.

882
00:45:26,320 --> 00:45:29,000
Speaker 5: Sometimes and't annoying not to have a silicon chip in your.

883
00:45:28,920 --> 00:45:33,560
Speaker 2: Wrist because your boyfriend, I'll be d next thing. You know,

884
00:45:34,560 --> 00:45:36,800
Speaker 2: This is what it is.

885
00:45:39,719 --> 00:45:46,000
Speaker 5: Sometimes you want to your wrists, but they'll use the

886
00:45:46,120 --> 00:45:47,960
Speaker 5: advertising and then get you like that.

887
00:45:48,080 --> 00:45:50,200
Speaker 2: So I don't trust any tech right now. They're all

888
00:45:50,200 --> 00:45:52,920
Speaker 2: bad to me. They're I have touch, I d I

889
00:45:53,040 --> 00:45:53,880
Speaker 2: use my phone.

890
00:45:54,160 --> 00:45:56,800
Speaker 1: They know that my my DNA is on the razor,

891
00:45:57,160 --> 00:45:59,760
Speaker 1: so they have me on the on the razor.

892
00:45:59,800 --> 00:46:05,919
Speaker 2: That a motor. No no, no, the razor cut my butt

893
00:46:05,960 --> 00:46:13,279
Speaker 2: with I forgot about it. I brought it back. I'm

894
00:46:13,320 --> 00:46:14,440
Speaker 2: not a razor scooter.

895
00:46:17,160 --> 00:46:20,120
Speaker 1: It's always me, y'all.

896
00:46:20,160 --> 00:46:22,879
Speaker 2: I'm sorry. Take you out. Does anybody in here have

897
00:46:23,000 --> 00:46:27,399
Speaker 2: the meta glasses? Okay? Exactly some rose in the back.

898
00:46:28,880 --> 00:46:34,080
Speaker 1: You do, so you'll be at work like this. Yeah,

899
00:46:34,120 --> 00:46:36,839
Speaker 1: you can listen to music. It's it's great headphones. It's

900
00:46:36,880 --> 00:46:40,520
Speaker 1: amazing connected to the glass. Yeah, it's really it's actually

901
00:46:40,560 --> 00:46:42,759
Speaker 1: clearer than like if you had air pods or the

902
00:46:43,040 --> 00:46:43,879
Speaker 1: How much these cost?

903
00:46:44,840 --> 00:46:46,600
Speaker 2: About four hundred dollars. I'm gonna start to go fund

904
00:46:46,600 --> 00:46:50,920
Speaker 2: me for me. Okay, we'll do one more, one more,

905
00:46:51,239 --> 00:46:53,040
Speaker 2: let's get one more to get out of here. Oh

906
00:46:54,160 --> 00:46:55,960
Speaker 2: I don't. I don't know why I put that there. Sorry,

907
00:46:56,600 --> 00:46:58,360
Speaker 2: and you know what that is? Mess?

908
00:46:58,480 --> 00:47:03,279
Speaker 1: Yeah, gatekeeping mess or just living you.

909
00:47:05,040 --> 00:47:06,920
Speaker 2: So we'll move past that. Like that's not the most

910
00:47:06,960 --> 00:47:12,960
Speaker 2: random thing ever. You need to keep your favorite coffee yo.

911
00:47:13,000 --> 00:47:15,400
Speaker 6: Always doing this at thram like you just throw. Let

912
00:47:15,520 --> 00:47:23,000
Speaker 6: be throwing to coffee, you know what I'm saying. Okay,

913
00:47:23,080 --> 00:47:24,080
Speaker 6: So gatekeeping.

914
00:47:23,840 --> 00:47:26,120
Speaker 2: Message drugs, right it is.

915
00:47:28,120 --> 00:47:30,200
Speaker 1: I think it's important. Let's bring that gate keeping everything

916
00:47:30,200 --> 00:47:33,319
Speaker 1: don't need to be on TikTok. Yeah, because if it's

917
00:47:33,360 --> 00:47:35,600
Speaker 1: on TikTok, if it was good, it ain't gonna be

918
00:47:35,640 --> 00:47:36,200
Speaker 1: good by the time you.

919
00:47:36,200 --> 00:47:39,480
Speaker 2: Get going to be messed up. Right, Yeah, it's like yeah,

920
00:47:39,520 --> 00:47:40,319
Speaker 2: I mean on.

921
00:47:40,520 --> 00:47:42,560
Speaker 5: Sea Spin, I saw them going like this and I'm like,

922
00:47:42,960 --> 00:47:45,439
Speaker 5: it's one guy was like, you know what this means?

923
00:47:45,520 --> 00:47:47,400
Speaker 2: Right, I was like, we need on sea space. On

924
00:47:47,560 --> 00:47:48,799
Speaker 2: Sea Spin talking, he.

925
00:47:48,840 --> 00:47:50,800
Speaker 1: Said, you know it's tea when you see these two figures?

926
00:47:51,840 --> 00:47:52,400
Speaker 2: Ge is it?

927
00:47:53,400 --> 00:47:55,800
Speaker 5: And I think if old people are finding all the

928
00:47:56,080 --> 00:47:58,040
Speaker 5: everything already, it's too quick.

929
00:47:58,160 --> 00:48:00,640
Speaker 2: You gotta put down some locks. You see what happened

930
00:48:00,640 --> 00:48:03,080
Speaker 2: to Facebook? Yeah, the old people found that And we

931
00:48:03,160 --> 00:48:06,200
Speaker 2: were like, I don't think anything's wrong with Facebook.

932
00:48:06,760 --> 00:48:11,440
Speaker 5: What every racist on earth is like, that's they're like

933
00:48:11,480 --> 00:48:14,800
Speaker 5: Club Penguin right now, Oh not my outcore racist club Penguins.

934
00:48:14,840 --> 00:48:22,360
Speaker 7: Well maybe with your people, not my people mess Okay,

935
00:48:22,560 --> 00:48:26,400
Speaker 7: I mean that problematic. Huh, Your Facebook is not problematic?

936
00:48:26,440 --> 00:48:27,239
Speaker 7: You have Facebook.

937
00:48:27,400 --> 00:48:29,520
Speaker 2: It's the cards up. If we have any left?

938
00:48:29,640 --> 00:48:32,440
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, there's messages. Didn't many have any left? That's

939
00:48:32,440 --> 00:48:33,160
Speaker 1: the rest of the cards up?

940
00:48:33,160 --> 00:48:34,319
Speaker 2: Please? But Yesdy, what.

941
00:48:34,320 --> 00:48:34,799
Speaker 6: Were you saying?

942
00:48:35,160 --> 00:48:37,600
Speaker 1: I think Facebook is amazing because I mean I used

943
00:48:37,600 --> 00:48:38,800
Speaker 1: to know everybody's birthday.

944
00:48:39,360 --> 00:48:41,520
Speaker 2: I used to get those updates. We don't get that anymore.

945
00:48:41,760 --> 00:48:42,200
Speaker 2: It was a bit.

946
00:48:42,640 --> 00:48:44,239
Speaker 1: It was a bit of a community. I would see

947
00:48:44,239 --> 00:48:48,719
Speaker 1: people's babies, dogs. I feel like everyone is I feel

948
00:48:48,719 --> 00:48:49,960
Speaker 1: like everybody is trying to be.

949
00:48:50,080 --> 00:48:54,880
Speaker 2: To uh like have this aesthetic on on Instagram.

950
00:48:55,160 --> 00:49:01,839
Speaker 5: Okay, so meta Facebook is chill la soccerbird? What what's

951
00:49:01,880 --> 00:49:02,400
Speaker 5: what's next?

952
00:49:02,840 --> 00:49:04,840
Speaker 2: Well? I think he did get a face with no

953
00:49:09,719 --> 00:49:21,080
Speaker 2: soccer Is you okay?

954
00:49:21,120 --> 00:49:23,480
Speaker 1: A man asked me on a date picked me up

955
00:49:23,760 --> 00:49:26,920
Speaker 1: in a hoopedie that he didn't know how to drive

956
00:49:27,200 --> 00:49:28,600
Speaker 1: because it was stick shift.

957
00:49:30,760 --> 00:49:34,439
Speaker 2: Damn, you're real, you're real strict over there. At the date,

958
00:49:34,680 --> 00:49:36,759
Speaker 2: his phone was blowing up.

959
00:49:37,239 --> 00:49:41,359
Speaker 1: He walks away to answer it, and for the next

960
00:49:41,640 --> 00:49:44,400
Speaker 1: for the next hour, he comes back and said his

961
00:49:44,560 --> 00:49:48,960
Speaker 1: sister has a crisis at college, so that's who he

962
00:49:49,120 --> 00:49:52,640
Speaker 1: was talking to. The waitress comes over to us and says, sir,

963
00:49:52,960 --> 00:49:56,680
Speaker 1: are you blank and he says yes, and she says,

964
00:49:57,080 --> 00:49:57,400
Speaker 1: have you.

965
00:49:59,640 --> 00:49:59,759
Speaker 2: Right?

966
00:49:59,800 --> 00:50:02,759
Speaker 1: We're all like, what has he.

967
00:50:04,640 --> 00:50:04,879
Speaker 2: Said?

968
00:50:04,960 --> 00:50:09,160
Speaker 1: What? Essentially his girlfriend had just moved to London and

969
00:50:10,080 --> 00:50:12,800
Speaker 1: he left his location on on the phone and she

970
00:50:12,960 --> 00:50:13,960
Speaker 1: knew he was on a date.

971
00:50:14,360 --> 00:50:16,480
Speaker 2: So that's why the girlfriend called for The girlfriend called

972
00:50:16,480 --> 00:50:17,000
Speaker 2: the restaurant.

973
00:50:17,160 --> 00:50:22,680
Speaker 5: Yes, whoa, whoa, Yeah, good for her here as they

974
00:50:22,719 --> 00:50:23,439
Speaker 5: do on c Span.

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00:50:23,640 --> 00:50:27,799
Speaker 1: Yeah, you go with the plight. I've reading one real quick.

976
00:50:27,880 --> 00:50:30,360
Speaker 2: That's crazy. That is that's crazy.

977
00:50:30,960 --> 00:50:33,360
Speaker 1: That's why you can't share your location. No, you should

978
00:50:33,440 --> 00:50:35,720
Speaker 1: share your locate. If you're not, you're being weird.

979
00:50:36,080 --> 00:50:37,080
Speaker 2: I think share with two or three.

980
00:50:37,080 --> 00:50:38,640
Speaker 5: You don't want to share with nineteen people. Some of

981
00:50:38,680 --> 00:50:41,680
Speaker 5: them got like twenty shares. Right, Well, you're sharing your

982
00:50:41,719 --> 00:50:44,840
Speaker 5: location with how much friends? All your friends? Did you

983
00:50:44,920 --> 00:50:45,880
Speaker 5: have Musama's location?

984
00:50:46,200 --> 00:50:50,759
Speaker 2: No, I ain't got it. Y'all want a location, know

985
00:50:50,920 --> 00:50:53,480
Speaker 2: where you are. Most of the time I feel like work.

986
00:50:53,600 --> 00:50:56,520
Speaker 2: I know. Okay, you're now Marie, you're flirting with him.

987
00:50:56,680 --> 00:51:03,319
Speaker 2: Oh listen, we we ain't never go by what you seek.

988
00:51:05,760 --> 00:51:07,840
Speaker 2: Your sneakers are white. Now you might be in the

989
00:51:07,920 --> 00:51:13,919
Speaker 2: running for the next top model with Marie. That's mess.

990
00:51:14,040 --> 00:51:26,000
Speaker 1: I want to be on, Oh my god, we have

991
00:51:26,200 --> 00:51:32,160
Speaker 1: to buy so far read war. My best friend is

992
00:51:32,239 --> 00:51:35,360
Speaker 1: in love with me, but I have a husband.

993
00:51:36,520 --> 00:51:43,680
Speaker 2: Okay, Brad. Every time we get in a fight, it's

994
00:51:43,840 --> 00:51:49,160
Speaker 2: so awkward. She is being such a bitch. Okay, we

995
00:51:49,400 --> 00:51:54,399
Speaker 2: actually me and her are soulmates. Sad face. So you're

996
00:51:54,400 --> 00:51:55,239
Speaker 2: gonna leave a man or not?

997
00:51:55,480 --> 00:51:55,680
Speaker 1: Yeah?

998
00:51:56,880 --> 00:51:59,920
Speaker 2: Wait? Hold on? Is your is your best friend sitting

999
00:52:00,120 --> 00:52:01,600
Speaker 2: next to you? Because it felt like you were writing

1000
00:52:01,680 --> 00:52:06,000
Speaker 2: one thing and you're like, oh my god, she's her friend,

1001
00:52:06,120 --> 00:52:10,920
Speaker 2: Like you want me up? Okay, whoever wrote this?

1002
00:52:11,040 --> 00:52:18,080
Speaker 5: Do you want to be with your best friend? That's

1003
00:52:18,160 --> 00:52:21,200
Speaker 5: really if you want a damn that's very powerful to

1004
00:52:21,239 --> 00:52:21,960
Speaker 5: be honest.

1005
00:52:22,040 --> 00:52:22,200
Speaker 1: Is it?

1006
00:52:22,600 --> 00:52:24,520
Speaker 2: She said, but I have a husband in the first sentence.

1007
00:52:24,680 --> 00:52:26,440
Speaker 2: Well that's why I'm asking the follow up, like, are

1008
00:52:26,480 --> 00:52:28,560
Speaker 2: you in love with her as well? Yeah? Ranked them

1009
00:52:28,600 --> 00:52:29,960
Speaker 2: on a scale. I went to ten. Who's better the

1010
00:52:30,040 --> 00:52:32,600
Speaker 2: husband or the girl or the friend? Get you a

1011
00:52:32,680 --> 00:52:39,799
Speaker 2: girl who could do both? He said, yeah, you love her.

1012
00:52:41,239 --> 00:52:45,080
Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't know. I just out there.

1013
00:52:45,320 --> 00:52:50,360
Speaker 5: I think I don't know everybody.

1014
00:52:51,280 --> 00:52:54,880
Speaker 1: I think everyone should marry their friend and then have

1015
00:52:55,080 --> 00:52:56,200
Speaker 1: sex with people.

1016
00:52:56,360 --> 00:52:59,719
Speaker 2: I think your real soulmate can be your friend, you'll

1017
00:52:59,760 --> 00:53:06,120
Speaker 2: keep yes, I wrote this, Yeah, I think you're so.

1018
00:53:09,280 --> 00:53:13,360
Speaker 1: That is real partnership, friends and then sex. Whatever you

1019
00:53:13,719 --> 00:53:15,719
Speaker 1: cook up with people, you come as you go.

1020
00:53:16,480 --> 00:53:17,879
Speaker 2: You know, if if both parties are.

1021
00:53:18,480 --> 00:53:22,520
Speaker 1: You've been pushing this, You've been pushing this little scheme.

1022
00:53:24,760 --> 00:53:28,719
Speaker 2: We had a friends, I'll be like, okay, okay, so

1023
00:53:28,880 --> 00:53:31,000
Speaker 2: so now you got this short haircut marine like you

1024
00:53:31,120 --> 00:53:39,040
Speaker 2: coming on leave? Where is h R?

1025
00:53:43,040 --> 00:53:43,080
Speaker 1: So?

1026
00:53:43,960 --> 00:53:45,839
Speaker 5: I think if you asked me a couple of years ago,

1027
00:53:45,840 --> 00:53:47,360
Speaker 5: I would be on Sidney side, like, yeah, just be

1028
00:53:47,400 --> 00:53:48,279
Speaker 5: fucking fucking out.

1029
00:53:49,400 --> 00:53:51,719
Speaker 2: But as the world's crazy, say that.

1030
00:53:55,080 --> 00:53:58,120
Speaker 5: Right, But like, as the world gets crazier, I see

1031
00:53:58,160 --> 00:54:00,480
Speaker 5: the value in having one partner that you talking with

1032
00:54:00,840 --> 00:54:02,600
Speaker 5: and you completely are one to one.

1033
00:54:03,360 --> 00:54:05,319
Speaker 2: I see it more and more the more the world

1034
00:54:05,400 --> 00:54:07,960
Speaker 2: gets more and sane. I'm not saying I'm not as

1035
00:54:08,000 --> 00:54:09,719
Speaker 2: much as you do. BALI. Now you see that you

1036
00:54:09,760 --> 00:54:15,400
Speaker 2: should be with one person the concept. So are you

1037
00:54:15,440 --> 00:54:21,520
Speaker 2: ready to settle down? It's not like Maria, stop stop

1038
00:54:21,680 --> 00:54:28,280
Speaker 2: texting me you up? I'm not up. I'm sleeping. Okay.

1039
00:54:29,120 --> 00:54:32,120
Speaker 1: That and that concludes our episode of mess here at

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00:54:32,200 --> 00:54:34,680
Speaker 1: on our beat, Give it up.

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Speaker 2: Yes, send us more messages. This is great. And if

1044
00:54:53,040 --> 00:54:57,040
Speaker 2: you want to bang your friend, bang your friends where

1045
00:54:57,120 --> 00:55:07,560
Speaker 2: the medical put it on my middle finger please it does.

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