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Speaker 1: You might be getting lock blocked soon. Really, sorry to

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Speaker 1: You might have to deal with some zumping, which of

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Speaker 1: to know though, if you have to deal with some zumping,

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Speaker 1: go over them right now. The first one is zumping.

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Speaker 1: Zumping any idea what zumping would bring somebody dumping? Oh? Yes,

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Speaker 1: is getting dumped over zoom suck. Lock Blocking is another

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Speaker 1: Take it away out lock blocking. You don't have any

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Speaker 1: idea I lock dropping lock blocking. Lock blocking. That means

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Speaker 1: thinking about it. On Nami is a Japanese term for

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Speaker 1: drinking online together. I didn't. God, yeah, how you go?

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Speaker 1: smug solation. Smugation. I know, okaylulation, smugslation, it's smug solation.

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Speaker 1: ixt week to Colin. Please, this is he Hey Colin,

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Speaker 1: we don't know each other. Name's Jimmy Peatrie and Jimmy

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Speaker 1: Peatrie did and not so Jimmy Peatrie thing and that's

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Speaker 1: Jimmy Petrill do that from time. Yeah. Look, I'm one

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. If you want to, you know, you might

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Speaker 1: You were in my email. Yeah, you know, I just

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Speaker 1: I've I've said that right. No, I don't mean your name.

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Speaker 1: Jimmy Petrie. Jimmy Peatrie works in finance. I don't care.

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Speaker 1: you and your sister Jennifer set you up? What, Oh

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to talk to the cop and explain what happened,

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Speaker 1: you know, but it's not really it's not really me

422
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Speaker 1: talking to the it's me starting to talk. And then

423
00:20:02,640 --> 00:20:06,200
Speaker 1: Alex screaming from across. So they were like how tall

424
00:20:06,359 --> 00:20:08,800
Speaker 1: was he? And I'd be about to be like five eight?

425
00:20:09,680 --> 00:20:14,360
Speaker 1: I started the for five it's he was five stupid

426
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Speaker 1: shoes on. I just like at one point, I was

427
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Speaker 1: just like, do you want to talk? And she's like, no,

428
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Speaker 1: I don't want to talk. You are Also, I never

429
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Speaker 1: thought i'd have to have this conversation with Alex because

430
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Speaker 1: we had to have a conversation last night, very serious conversations.

431
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Speaker 1: It about murder, potential murder. Yes, So Alex is a

432
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Speaker 1: registered gun owner. She was a single, she's a single

433
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Speaker 1: she was a single woman when we first met. So

434
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Speaker 1: she had a gun for protection. Glack yep, she keeps

435
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Speaker 1: it locked up, a responsible gun owner. And she was

436
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Speaker 1: just like, I swear to God anybody comes back up

437
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Speaker 1: on our property. If he comes back here right now,

438
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Speaker 1: I'll be within my rights to shoot. He's gonna meet, run,

439
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Speaker 1: meet ru. It's my right. He's on property. And I'm like,

440
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Speaker 1: and I had to have the conversation last time. I

441
00:20:58,640 --> 00:21:01,159
Speaker 1: was like, look, I know you were, but you're obviously upset, right,

442
00:21:01,240 --> 00:21:02,919
Speaker 1: You're fired up. And I do think if you ever

443
00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:05,840
Speaker 1: feel threatened, you should absolutely go get your gun out

444
00:21:05,840 --> 00:21:08,159
Speaker 1: of the lock thing and use it to protect yourself.

445
00:21:08,280 --> 00:21:11,520
Speaker 1: But if I'm here, would you please like tell me first, Please,

446
00:21:11,640 --> 00:21:14,720
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna. I don't want to have to choose somebody.

447
00:21:15,400 --> 00:21:16,920
Speaker 1: But she's like, but I will, but I will though

448
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Speaker 1: if I feel threatened. And I was like, I understand that.

449
00:21:18,800 --> 00:21:21,040
Speaker 1: I mean right through my door. Yeah, And I was

450
00:21:22,160 --> 00:21:25,840
Speaker 1: I mean story short, long, story long. If you're going

451
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Speaker 1: to come over to our house, call first the Jewils

452
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Speaker 1: Show on demand, Jebils Dirty Little Secret. This might be

453
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Speaker 1: a first on the show. What it's time for dirty

454
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Speaker 1: little Secret? Remember, if you have a secret to tell us,

455
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Speaker 1: all I have to do is text in four one

456
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Speaker 1: h six one say hey dude, we have I have

457
00:21:44,359 --> 00:21:46,400
Speaker 1: a dirt secret that would like to sound the show.

458
00:21:46,800 --> 00:21:48,680
Speaker 1: And then again I don't know what that is. But

459
00:21:48,800 --> 00:21:51,520
Speaker 1: then anyway, tell us you have a secret and we'll

460
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Speaker 1: let you tell it here. I remember we keep everybody anonymous.

461
00:21:53,720 --> 00:21:55,440
Speaker 1: Nobody will ever find out who you are. That's why

462
00:21:55,440 --> 00:21:57,720
Speaker 1: we give everybody an anonymous nickname when they call in.

463
00:21:58,080 --> 00:22:00,200
Speaker 1: But I don't think you've had an actual meat call

464
00:22:00,280 --> 00:22:02,960
Speaker 1: into the show. But what happened? Yeah? Park is on

465
00:22:03,040 --> 00:22:07,680
Speaker 1: the anonymous caller today? Is Park? What's up? Park? Wow? Wow?

466
00:22:09,040 --> 00:22:16,639
Speaker 1: I love bacon? Bacon? Is you know? King? All right? Well, Park,

467
00:22:18,160 --> 00:22:19,520
Speaker 1: you have a dirty little secret that you want to

468
00:22:19,560 --> 00:22:21,440
Speaker 1: tell us? You're really out of ideas on this show.

469
00:22:24,400 --> 00:22:27,199
Speaker 1: There's there's a widary of vegetables you could use. Um,

470
00:22:27,560 --> 00:22:33,800
Speaker 1: thank you for les um. I do have a dirty

471
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Speaker 1: little secret. I've held onto it for a long time.

472
00:22:36,720 --> 00:22:41,639
Speaker 1: Um it's from college and so yeah, I just it

473
00:22:42,040 --> 00:22:47,800
Speaker 1: like caused this huge like fracture among friends and I

474
00:22:48,680 --> 00:22:51,399
Speaker 1: have just wanted to like get I just want to

475
00:22:51,440 --> 00:22:53,879
Speaker 1: get it off my chest. Okay, okay, So what happened

476
00:22:53,920 --> 00:22:59,240
Speaker 1: in college? Okay, So you know it's college, right, So

477
00:22:59,560 --> 00:23:05,040
Speaker 1: you are drunk all the time. That wouldn't be a

478
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Speaker 1: secret um like you you're always at parties or whatever.

479
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Speaker 1: And um, we were having this huge party and it

480
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Speaker 1: was a bunch of people and we you know, we're

481
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Speaker 1: all crazy, and I got very drunk and on a dare. Um. Okay. Also,

482
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Speaker 1: first I forgot to tell you guys this. So in college,

483
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Speaker 1: roommate right situation, and she had this goldfish um that

484
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Speaker 1: she like it was. It was like an angel to her.

485
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Speaker 1: I don't know. She just freaking loved it anyway, having

486
00:23:39,440 --> 00:23:44,000
Speaker 1: this part Yeah she really, I don't I didn't get it. Um. Anyway,

487
00:23:44,320 --> 00:23:47,399
Speaker 1: So we had this huge party. Everybody's drunk, there's a

488
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Speaker 1: guy there that I really like whatever, and I on

489
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Speaker 1: a dare. They were like do it? Do it? And

490
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Speaker 1: they so I I she wasn't. She wasn't there, and um,

491
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Speaker 1: so I wallowed it Okay, I took it out of

492
00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:05,679
Speaker 1: the fringing pink and I I you did not because

493
00:24:05,800 --> 00:24:08,040
Speaker 1: the cold fish. You did not swallow it. You swallowed

494
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Speaker 1: your ruminates goldfish. How big was this goldfish or small? Oh?

495
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Speaker 1: My god, it was not like big, but it ends.

496
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Speaker 1: I don't know it had fins. Yes, it's a fish

497
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Speaker 1: on a dare you swallowed her coldfish? I was very

498
00:24:23,800 --> 00:24:27,840
Speaker 1: drunk and I you know, so did you? Poom it out?

499
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Speaker 1: Was alive? But no, I didn't even look at my

500
00:24:32,080 --> 00:24:36,080
Speaker 1: poos for like a month. If you swallow a fish,

501
00:24:36,119 --> 00:24:39,200
Speaker 1: does it keep swinging around inside you? I don't know. No,

502
00:24:39,240 --> 00:24:41,680
Speaker 1: it's gonna die because the stomach out, your stomach acid

503
00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:47,480
Speaker 1: like eats it a lot. Died twice. I was alive

504
00:24:47,560 --> 00:24:52,120
Speaker 1: and then my stomach acidated a lot. I don't know. Anyway,

505
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Speaker 1: the next day my roommate was like, where's my coldfish?

506
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Speaker 1: And she's not in here? And I was like, oh gosh,

507
00:25:03,119 --> 00:25:07,000
Speaker 1: he knows such a rager. Last night, I don't know,

508
00:25:07,200 --> 00:25:12,280
Speaker 1: but I saw Sophia standing next to the tank. You

509
00:25:12,359 --> 00:25:16,119
Speaker 1: blame someone else, Well, I didn't like this person. I

510
00:25:16,200 --> 00:25:19,879
Speaker 1: don't know, I didn't. It was a bad choice. Okay,

511
00:25:19,960 --> 00:25:22,639
Speaker 1: So then she confronted Sophia, and then they blew up

512
00:25:22,680 --> 00:25:25,720
Speaker 1: and like it turned into this huge, like the great

513
00:25:25,800 --> 00:25:29,719
Speaker 1: schism of our you know, group of friends. And now

514
00:25:29,720 --> 00:25:32,320
Speaker 1: I don't talk to any of them anymore because of

515
00:25:32,480 --> 00:25:36,359
Speaker 1: you swallowing a goldfish. Wow, I swallowed the gold fish.

516
00:25:38,200 --> 00:25:44,680
Speaker 1: Yeah it was gross. I might have even puked it

517
00:25:44,840 --> 00:25:48,520
Speaker 1: up later, who knows, I remember. Well, thank you for

518
00:25:48,600 --> 00:25:52,080
Speaker 1: telling well, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.

519
00:25:52,600 --> 00:26:00,280
Speaker 1: And yeah, I can't go into an aquarium or fish story,

520
00:26:00,320 --> 00:26:07,760
Speaker 1: feel too guilty restraining, Yeah, what's your dirty little secret?

521
00:26:08,640 --> 00:26:12,280
Speaker 1: The Jewel Show on demand And welcome to the i

522
00:26:12,480 --> 00:26:14,520
Speaker 1: n N, The Idiot News Network where idiots aren't just

523
00:26:14,600 --> 00:26:20,080
Speaker 1: in the news. For Wednesday, February tenth one, I'm Jewel

524
00:26:20,160 --> 00:26:24,800
Speaker 1: fresh and humans are officially out of ideas brilliant, Yes,

525
00:26:24,880 --> 00:26:28,040
Speaker 1: doesn't surprise there are officially no more ideas in the world.

526
00:26:28,119 --> 00:26:29,760
Speaker 1: What about all the TikTok videos? Are the new ones?

527
00:26:29,880 --> 00:26:32,320
Speaker 1: So many ideas? They've been done before. Everything has been

528
00:26:32,400 --> 00:26:35,359
Speaker 1: done before, and proof of that is Hollywood executives are

529
00:26:35,440 --> 00:26:38,840
Speaker 1: so starved for pre existing properties that they can exploit

530
00:26:39,160 --> 00:26:41,080
Speaker 1: that they have really hit the bottom of the barrel.

531
00:26:41,160 --> 00:26:45,720
Speaker 1: Now here's The latest example, the card game Unoa is

532
00:26:45,800 --> 00:26:49,760
Speaker 1: being turned into a movie. A movie. Yes, it barely

533
00:26:49,840 --> 00:26:52,240
Speaker 1: lost like ten minutes that game, right, like the un

534
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Speaker 1: cards are going to be like fake people. This is

535
00:26:57,200 --> 00:27:01,000
Speaker 1: it's a live action movie. It's not an animated movie.

536
00:27:01,040 --> 00:27:02,280
Speaker 1: You think it would make more sense if it was

537
00:27:02,280 --> 00:27:04,600
Speaker 1: a kids movie that's coming out. But is an adult

538
00:27:05,160 --> 00:27:08,960
Speaker 1: movie about Uno? An adult movie, not that kind of

539
00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:11,000
Speaker 1: adult But apparently it's going to be set in the

540
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Speaker 1: underground hip hop world of Atlanta. Underground hip hop world

541
00:27:15,200 --> 00:27:18,640
Speaker 1: of Atlanta meets Uno. Nothing says hipulp Like, right, Well,

542
00:27:18,720 --> 00:27:20,480
Speaker 1: I know you're being sarcastic, Evan, but you might be

543
00:27:20,600 --> 00:27:24,080
Speaker 1: right because it's actually rapper Little Yaddi who is producing

544
00:27:24,160 --> 00:27:27,080
Speaker 1: the whole thing. Really and he's from Atlanta. Oh god,

545
00:27:27,240 --> 00:27:30,199
Speaker 1: so he'll probably star in it as well. So basically,

546
00:27:30,320 --> 00:27:33,160
Speaker 1: Little Yaddi is making a movie that's an action, highst

547
00:27:33,240 --> 00:27:36,160
Speaker 1: comedy set in the underground hip hop world of Atlanta

548
00:27:36,520 --> 00:27:39,840
Speaker 1: about playing Uno. Wow, go figure it out, because I

549
00:27:39,880 --> 00:27:41,720
Speaker 1: had no idea. And that was my report from the

550
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Speaker 1: i n N, the Idiot News Network where idiots aren't

551
00:27:43,800 --> 00:27:46,960
Speaker 1: just in the news. And for our next story, let's

552
00:27:46,960 --> 00:27:49,680
Speaker 1: send it over to Alex Frash, who's playing Uno in

553
00:27:49,720 --> 00:27:52,240
Speaker 1: Los Angeles, California. Alex, No, but I'm requesting to go

554
00:27:52,320 --> 00:27:56,680
Speaker 1: the movies when it comes out. Yes, but I have

555
00:27:56,840 --> 00:27:59,919
Speaker 1: reported this recently, so Chloe Kardashian and Trisan Thompson, her

556
00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:02,439
Speaker 1: baby daddy. There was like a teaser for an upcoming

557
00:28:02,840 --> 00:28:05,280
Speaker 1: episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians where yes, this

558
00:28:05,440 --> 00:28:08,119
Speaker 1: is the last season of the Kardashians, Yes it is,

559
00:28:08,640 --> 00:28:11,560
Speaker 1: thank goodness. But she was implying that she wants another kid,

560
00:28:11,720 --> 00:28:13,639
Speaker 1: you know, she wants True to have a sibling. But

561
00:28:14,440 --> 00:28:17,080
Speaker 1: she didn't say exactly like any details because it was

562
00:28:17,080 --> 00:28:19,159
Speaker 1: like a teaser. So, but she did just recently say this.

563
00:28:19,800 --> 00:28:22,160
Speaker 1: She was getting older and I just feel like it's

564
00:28:22,240 --> 00:28:30,560
Speaker 1: now time to have another kid. Ye ye up. Excitement

565
00:28:30,720 --> 00:28:34,320
Speaker 1: is right overwhelming. Also, they all sound the same, they

566
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Speaker 1: do do it? Do it? Um? I just think it's time,

567
00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:43,080
Speaker 1: like to have another kid, Like I just feel that

568
00:28:43,280 --> 00:28:45,840
Speaker 1: for True, like you know, all cooped up during quarantine

569
00:28:45,880 --> 00:28:47,680
Speaker 1: and like I just think that, like I never thought

570
00:28:47,720 --> 00:28:50,160
Speaker 1: that I would have Just like I don't stop it

571
00:28:50,600 --> 00:28:53,000
Speaker 1: hit the Kardashian out of here. Let's all have all

572
00:28:53,040 --> 00:28:55,480
Speaker 1: report again if Chloe's pregnant in the near future. Okay,

573
00:28:55,480 --> 00:28:57,320
Speaker 1: she will be probably think it back to you. Well,

574
00:28:57,360 --> 00:28:58,959
Speaker 1: we'll kept to get ahold of Chris Jenner and find

575
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Speaker 1: out just how long long it is until she's bring

576
00:29:01,040 --> 00:29:03,480
Speaker 1: because you'll have to you'll have to tune in. I

577
00:29:03,480 --> 00:29:05,640
Speaker 1: don't know, but if you tune on this exact date,

578
00:29:05,720 --> 00:29:08,560
Speaker 1: at this exact time to this network, you might find out.

579
00:29:08,640 --> 00:29:11,960
Speaker 1: But I have no idea. Thank you very much, Alex.

580
00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:13,600
Speaker 1: This is the i n N, the Idiot News Network

581
00:29:13,600 --> 00:29:16,760
Speaker 1: where idiots aren't just in the news. For our next

582
00:29:16,760 --> 00:29:18,760
Speaker 1: story of the day, let's send it to English seven.

583
00:29:19,240 --> 00:29:24,240
Speaker 1: Who's alive from Funkytown? Oh? Fun taking me down there

584
00:29:24,320 --> 00:29:30,280
Speaker 1: to Funkytown? That one? Yes, that one. Okay, No, I'm

585
00:29:30,280 --> 00:29:31,960
Speaker 1: not actually in funky Town. But we all know that

586
00:29:32,080 --> 00:29:34,360
Speaker 1: in this new age of zoom calls, work meetings can

587
00:29:34,400 --> 00:29:37,560
Speaker 1: get a little bit weird. Well, one lady named Jackie

588
00:29:37,640 --> 00:29:40,360
Speaker 1: Weaver in England has gone viral because of her attempt

589
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Speaker 1: to host the Hanford Parish council meeting. And here's the clip.

590
00:29:44,480 --> 00:29:50,800
Speaker 1: Oh in a minute, and here's the clip. Please you

591
00:29:50,960 --> 00:29:54,320
Speaker 1: disrupt this meeting. I will have to remove you from it.

592
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Speaker 1: You can't, It's only the chairman who can remove people

593
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Speaker 1: from a meeting. You have no off Larry had Jackie

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Speaker 1: Weaver no authority at all. She's just kicked him out.

595
00:30:06,520 --> 00:30:09,480
Speaker 1: Don't don't she kicked him out. Don't. This is a

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Speaker 1: meeting called by two councilors illegally name Now elect a chairman. No,

597
00:30:15,760 --> 00:30:20,640
Speaker 1: they can't device chairs here, I take charge. Wow, that

598
00:30:22,120 --> 00:30:24,040
Speaker 1: is the sound of seventy year old people is going

599
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Speaker 1: crazy at each other. That was great. Well, in case

600
00:30:26,680 --> 00:30:29,400
Speaker 1: you didn't understand what happened there. That is the Hanford

601
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Speaker 1: Parish council meeting. That is like one of the first

602
00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:33,760
Speaker 1: times that it's been on a zoom call. Yes, and

603
00:30:33,800 --> 00:30:36,280
Speaker 1: they're clearly having some issues about like who should be

604
00:30:36,360 --> 00:30:38,320
Speaker 1: in the meeting, and it's hilarious when people get angry.

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Speaker 1: I guess that Weaver lady is just kicking them out,

606
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Speaker 1: kicking them out. But you can't kick him out. She's

607
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Speaker 1: kicking them out, and now the chairman, we're leaning a

608
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Speaker 1: new chairman. Can't do that chairman. One guy as well.

609
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Speaker 1: They said, you have no authority, Jackie Weaver, you have

610
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Speaker 1: you no hard is, you have no authority, but you're

611
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Speaker 1: kicking everybody out and there listening to it just sounds

612
00:30:59,200 --> 00:31:01,800
Speaker 1: so sweet though. It sounds like Gandalf from the Lord

613
00:31:01,840 --> 00:31:06,360
Speaker 1: of the Rings. Just clea, you slap these? This rupt

614
00:31:06,480 --> 00:31:09,280
Speaker 1: this meeting? I will have to remove you from it.

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Speaker 1: I feel like she's just like taking them out by

616
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Speaker 1: their ear, you know, like, yeah, she sounds like Mary

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Speaker 1: Poppin a little bit. Did this rupt this meeting? I

618
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Speaker 1: will have to remove you from it? She does kind

619
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Speaker 1: of sound like Mary Poppin. It's a little bit. Yeah,

620
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Speaker 1: everyone old in English though, kind of does. Yeah, yes,

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Speaker 1: you're right. She would be one of those types of

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Speaker 1: jobmazing though, yeah, you know, instead of the loser job lady.

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Speaker 1: To finish today's I n N. Clea, you slap these?

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Speaker 1: Did this rupt this meeting? I will have to remove

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Speaker 1: you from it? And I think that means we're getting removed.

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Speaker 1: Thank you very much for listening to another hard hitting

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Speaker 1: report from the I n N the Idiot News Network

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Speaker 1: where idiots are just in the news the news tomorrow

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Speaker 1: for another hot This is I N N ness the

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Speaker 1: Gibil Show on to me and it's another jubile phone

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Speaker 1: frame mornings. Hello, Hi, this is doctor Bob Dabilina. I

632
00:32:10,360 --> 00:32:14,719
Speaker 1: was looking for Brittany. This is Brittany. Hey Brittany, how

633
00:32:14,800 --> 00:32:18,000
Speaker 1: are you doing more? I partly how's the baby doing good?

634
00:32:18,240 --> 00:32:20,600
Speaker 1: How can I help you? Well, I'm just calling today

635
00:32:20,640 --> 00:32:23,520
Speaker 1: with the results of your blood work and getting pretty

636
00:32:23,520 --> 00:32:28,080
Speaker 1: close huh ready to pop? H yeah. I usually talk

637
00:32:28,160 --> 00:32:30,640
Speaker 1: to doctor Rod. Yeah, I know he's on he's on

638
00:32:30,760 --> 00:32:33,120
Speaker 1: vacation this week, so I'm just going through everything and

639
00:32:33,280 --> 00:32:34,440
Speaker 1: want to see if you had a second to go

640
00:32:34,520 --> 00:32:39,200
Speaker 1: over things. Oh yeah, yeah, and you are definitely pregnant.

641
00:32:39,400 --> 00:32:41,360
Speaker 1: That's what I found out by looking at your ultrasound

642
00:32:41,440 --> 00:32:43,959
Speaker 1: for sure. Yeah, I'm assuming I don't need to tell

643
00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:49,760
Speaker 1: you that. Hello big belly. Yep, yeah, I'm definitely four

644
00:32:49,800 --> 00:32:54,200
Speaker 1: months pregnant. Yes, you are so. First things first, is

645
00:32:54,400 --> 00:33:00,640
Speaker 1: your is the baby's daddy English? Like? Does he speaking? No?

646
00:33:00,760 --> 00:33:04,800
Speaker 1: I mean, is he an Englishman? Oh? No, okay, because

647
00:33:04,840 --> 00:33:07,000
Speaker 1: I was just looking at the ultrasound and the teeth,

648
00:33:07,360 --> 00:33:11,320
Speaker 1: the choppers that your little baby has in there are wow,

649
00:33:11,960 --> 00:33:15,080
Speaker 1: very crooked. So I just figured he was an English guy,

650
00:33:15,120 --> 00:33:17,120
Speaker 1: you know, because the whole teeth thing stereotype. But I

651
00:33:17,240 --> 00:33:21,480
Speaker 1: like to go with it. You can tell that already.

652
00:33:21,680 --> 00:33:24,240
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, he's gonna need a little baby braces

653
00:33:24,320 --> 00:33:26,360
Speaker 1: when he comes out. But no, nothing to worry about.

654
00:33:26,480 --> 00:33:28,880
Speaker 1: We can take care of that. The other thing, though,

655
00:33:29,280 --> 00:33:30,800
Speaker 1: was the blood work that we got back. I did

656
00:33:30,880 --> 00:33:36,520
Speaker 1: want to talk to you about that. Okay, everything good? Well, yeah,

657
00:33:36,560 --> 00:33:40,600
Speaker 1: everything is fine, perfectly healthy, perfectly normal. I just want

658
00:33:40,600 --> 00:33:42,400
Speaker 1: to see how you wanted to handle the whole situation

659
00:33:42,480 --> 00:33:48,320
Speaker 1: with your husband. What situation? Okay, all right, Brittany. You

660
00:33:48,400 --> 00:33:50,400
Speaker 1: don't have to pretend with me. I won't tell anybody,

661
00:33:50,720 --> 00:33:52,880
Speaker 1: but I you know, we ran the blood work. Your

662
00:33:52,920 --> 00:33:56,160
Speaker 1: husband's been here before and going through it, it's clear

663
00:33:56,280 --> 00:34:00,239
Speaker 1: that it's not his, and sometimes that can be kind

664
00:34:00,240 --> 00:34:01,720
Speaker 1: of weird in the delivery room when the baby come

665
00:34:01,760 --> 00:34:04,160
Speaker 1: out and looks completely different than the husband. Or what

666
00:34:04,280 --> 00:34:06,520
Speaker 1: are you talking about. I'm talking about the fact that

667
00:34:06,560 --> 00:34:09,120
Speaker 1: you and your husband did in vitro fertilization, right. Do

668
00:34:09,160 --> 00:34:13,040
Speaker 1: you know what that is? Yes, I understand that I

669
00:34:13,920 --> 00:34:17,560
Speaker 1: did it. Well. I am calling to let you know.

670
00:34:17,719 --> 00:34:20,200
Speaker 1: We had a little bit of a whoopsy moment and

671
00:34:20,520 --> 00:34:28,040
Speaker 1: it looks like somebody combined the wrong two things. What. Yes,

672
00:34:28,239 --> 00:34:31,960
Speaker 1: so basically your doctor he had your egg, but he

673
00:34:32,120 --> 00:34:37,200
Speaker 1: puts someone else's little Olympic swimmers in there. That there's

674
00:34:37,239 --> 00:34:40,040
Speaker 1: no way that How would that have possibly happen? I

675
00:34:40,280 --> 00:34:43,120
Speaker 1: don't know, And I'll tell you what. Somebody needs a

676
00:34:43,120 --> 00:34:45,280
Speaker 1: slap on the wrist here at the hospital about that, because,

677
00:34:45,520 --> 00:34:47,600
Speaker 1: in my opinion, right somebody's going to get a slap

678
00:34:47,680 --> 00:34:51,560
Speaker 1: or you're telling me I'm carrying someone else's kids. Yes,

679
00:34:51,680 --> 00:34:53,440
Speaker 1: but there is an upside. There is an upside that

680
00:34:53,440 --> 00:34:55,520
Speaker 1: I want to tell you, an upside. I'm gonna I'm

681
00:34:55,520 --> 00:34:58,000
Speaker 1: gonna shoop everyone in that hospital. You've got to be

682
00:34:58,120 --> 00:35:00,799
Speaker 1: kidding right now before you get too crazy and start

683
00:35:00,920 --> 00:35:03,040
Speaker 1: throwing out the L word. We know we don't like crazy.

684
00:35:03,160 --> 00:35:05,399
Speaker 1: You are? Are you creating me right now? I didn't

685
00:35:05,400 --> 00:35:07,040
Speaker 1: mean to call you crazy. I just meant before we

686
00:35:07,120 --> 00:35:08,960
Speaker 1: take it to that level with the L word, which

687
00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:11,160
Speaker 1: we don't like at the hospital, I wanted to tell

688
00:35:11,200 --> 00:35:13,239
Speaker 1: you the good news is the real father is an

689
00:35:13,320 --> 00:35:16,040
Speaker 1: NFL player. You're about to give birth to a star athlete,

690
00:35:16,120 --> 00:35:19,719
Speaker 1: that's for sure. I an athlete. I want to give

691
00:35:19,840 --> 00:35:24,200
Speaker 1: birth to my baby, my husband's baby. I want to

692
00:35:24,239 --> 00:35:27,279
Speaker 1: talk to somebody else, give the phone to anyone else. Well,

693
00:35:27,320 --> 00:35:28,719
Speaker 1: I can't do that because this is actually a prank

694
00:35:28,760 --> 00:35:34,000
Speaker 1: phone call. What Yes, this is actually Jewel from The

695
00:35:34,040 --> 00:35:36,400
Speaker 1: Jewel Show doing a phone prank on you and your husband.

696
00:35:36,480 --> 00:35:42,960
Speaker 1: Jackson set you up. Oh my god. He said that

697
00:35:43,080 --> 00:35:45,360
Speaker 1: you guys did in virtual fertilization, and he wanted me

698
00:35:45,400 --> 00:35:47,440
Speaker 1: to tell you that we gave you some star athlete

699
00:35:47,520 --> 00:35:51,480
Speaker 1: DNA instead of his. Okay, now that I know that

700
00:35:51,520 --> 00:35:55,120
Speaker 1: he did, I'd rather have an NFL baby wake up

701
00:35:55,239 --> 00:35:58,360
Speaker 1: every morning with Jebil phone pranks, we say mornings on

702
00:35:58,480 --> 00:36:05,920
Speaker 1: the twenties Jewel Show on demand. First, common interests are

703
00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:08,719
Speaker 1: important when you start dating somebody. That's true. Yeah, it

704
00:36:08,920 --> 00:36:11,919
Speaker 1: can bond you guys immediately if you have a really

705
00:36:12,480 --> 00:36:16,840
Speaker 1: specific common interest, right, you know, like super glue you

706
00:36:17,040 --> 00:36:19,200
Speaker 1: super glue fetish. If you have a super glue fetish,

707
00:36:19,239 --> 00:36:21,279
Speaker 1: that can bond you instantly. I see what you didn't

708
00:36:21,320 --> 00:36:23,839
Speaker 1: get it. That was a glue joke. You're not getting

709
00:36:23,880 --> 00:36:25,719
Speaker 1: that on many other shows today. I can tell you that.

710
00:36:26,320 --> 00:36:28,680
Speaker 1: And that's why Rye is on the phone today for

711
00:36:28,719 --> 00:36:30,920
Speaker 1: a first date follow up. He has a super glue fetish,

712
00:36:31,239 --> 00:36:33,799
Speaker 1: really and apparently things not getting a call back because

713
00:36:33,800 --> 00:36:35,799
Speaker 1: of it. Well, I know why, you know, getting cool back?

714
00:36:35,920 --> 00:36:39,160
Speaker 1: Is that right? Right? That's not my No, that's not

715
00:36:39,280 --> 00:36:43,040
Speaker 1: actually think so. Yeah, I mean he said they had

716
00:36:43,040 --> 00:36:44,800
Speaker 1: a common interest, so I just went with what I know,

717
00:36:44,960 --> 00:36:47,480
Speaker 1: Oh wow, and with a super glue. But I guess

718
00:36:47,520 --> 00:36:50,759
Speaker 1: that wasn't it. It must have gotten stuck in your head. Yeah,

719
00:36:51,520 --> 00:36:54,600
Speaker 1: oh wow, you said that you really bonded with what's

720
00:36:54,640 --> 00:36:56,719
Speaker 1: her name by the way, the girl that you wants

721
00:36:56,760 --> 00:37:00,239
Speaker 1: to call today, Madison Madison? All right, it said email

722
00:37:00,239 --> 00:37:01,840
Speaker 1: said that you really bonded with Madison because of a

723
00:37:01,880 --> 00:37:03,440
Speaker 1: common interest. But now she's not calling you back to

724
00:37:03,480 --> 00:37:07,759
Speaker 1: tell us a little bit about the date. Yeah, so

725
00:37:08,680 --> 00:37:12,960
Speaker 1: we we both really liked tennis and a little out

726
00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:18,800
Speaker 1: there for my taste. No, it's it's fun like, but

727
00:37:19,160 --> 00:37:20,880
Speaker 1: it was like and it's like a cool, low key

728
00:37:21,040 --> 00:37:24,480
Speaker 1: date too, where we actually we met at the park.

729
00:37:24,520 --> 00:37:29,560
Speaker 1: We had like a little picnic and played tenants and so, like,

730
00:37:30,239 --> 00:37:33,239
Speaker 1: you know, got to kind of meet each other and

731
00:37:33,400 --> 00:37:36,640
Speaker 1: talk and hang out. And that's actually pretty awesome that

732
00:37:36,719 --> 00:37:39,080
Speaker 1: you meet somebody who's into something you're into. Alex and

733
00:37:39,120 --> 00:37:40,360
Speaker 1: I are married, by the way. We didn't know that,

734
00:37:40,640 --> 00:37:43,160
Speaker 1: but when we first met. She she's really in a

735
00:37:43,200 --> 00:37:45,600
Speaker 1: basketball I played basketball grown up. She played basketball grown up.

736
00:37:45,640 --> 00:37:47,839
Speaker 1: She's way better than me, But it was really cool

737
00:37:47,880 --> 00:37:49,719
Speaker 1: to be able to play basketball with your girlfriend. That

738
00:37:49,800 --> 00:37:52,239
Speaker 1: was awesome. You know, so playing tennant, I could see

739
00:37:52,280 --> 00:37:53,959
Speaker 1: how playing tennis with a girl that you're into would

740
00:37:53,960 --> 00:37:57,560
Speaker 1: be a dope date. Yeah, it's awesome just having the

741
00:37:57,680 --> 00:38:01,200
Speaker 1: common interest, you know, and yeah, like the what you

742
00:38:01,280 --> 00:38:03,719
Speaker 1: just said, it's fun to be able to like hang

743
00:38:03,800 --> 00:38:07,000
Speaker 1: out and play this thing that you like with with

744
00:38:07,960 --> 00:38:10,480
Speaker 1: you know, a girl like m Yeah. Okay, so you

745
00:38:10,560 --> 00:38:12,400
Speaker 1: said that you met for you met and you had

746
00:38:12,440 --> 00:38:15,959
Speaker 1: a picnic or something and then played tennis together. Yeah.

747
00:38:16,120 --> 00:38:17,680
Speaker 1: I mean we just had like a you know a

748
00:38:17,719 --> 00:38:20,719
Speaker 1: little bit of food and just kind of talked and

749
00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:23,160
Speaker 1: got to know each other a little bit and and

750
00:38:23,280 --> 00:38:25,880
Speaker 1: all that stuff really clicked. Like it just felt like

751
00:38:26,440 --> 00:38:29,719
Speaker 1: the conversation was easy. And then we got out and

752
00:38:29,800 --> 00:38:32,080
Speaker 1: we we you know, went and played tennis and it

753
00:38:32,320 --> 00:38:35,120
Speaker 1: was I mean, that was like the best part of

754
00:38:35,160 --> 00:38:37,160
Speaker 1: the day. I can hear you smiling about it. Yeah,

755
00:38:37,280 --> 00:38:38,800
Speaker 1: I know exactly how you feel. Like I gave you

756
00:38:38,840 --> 00:38:41,000
Speaker 1: the basketball thing for an example, Like it was awesome.

757
00:38:41,040 --> 00:38:43,239
Speaker 1: So how did you feel like she, you know, was

758
00:38:43,239 --> 00:38:45,800
Speaker 1: filling throughout the date? She was great? Like then the

759
00:38:45,880 --> 00:38:49,160
Speaker 1: whole conversation in the beginning like we're having fun, she

760
00:38:49,280 --> 00:38:52,800
Speaker 1: was excited about playing tennis, and then from the honest

761
00:38:52,920 --> 00:38:56,200
Speaker 1: kind of towards the end, she seemed a little bit

762
00:38:56,640 --> 00:38:59,640
Speaker 1: off for different or something. Um, I don't know, like

763
00:39:00,040 --> 00:39:02,040
Speaker 1: she did she did leave a date kind of quickly,

764
00:39:02,480 --> 00:39:04,880
Speaker 1: which I don't know what was going on there. So

765
00:39:05,719 --> 00:39:09,040
Speaker 1: her mood changed in between you guys first meeting up

766
00:39:09,480 --> 00:39:12,800
Speaker 1: and the end of the day. Yeah. Yeah, was she

767
00:39:12,880 --> 00:39:15,000
Speaker 1: on her phone at all or like distracted or or

768
00:39:15,160 --> 00:39:16,640
Speaker 1: was it because of something that you might have said

769
00:39:16,840 --> 00:39:20,080
Speaker 1: or done? Yeah, but she was. One thing I noticed

770
00:39:20,239 --> 00:39:26,280
Speaker 1: is she was like super competitive, like oh really really yeah? Okay,

771
00:39:26,760 --> 00:39:31,000
Speaker 1: she had a real fire and uh I did I

772
00:39:31,200 --> 00:39:36,919
Speaker 1: beat her? So maybe she was just pissed that she lost. Yeah,

773
00:39:37,040 --> 00:39:40,360
Speaker 1: I mean I thought that at first, but then the

774
00:39:40,440 --> 00:39:42,799
Speaker 1: fact that she hasn't called me back or returned any

775
00:39:42,880 --> 00:39:45,719
Speaker 1: texts is kind of making me think that maybe it

776
00:39:45,760 --> 00:39:47,720
Speaker 1: was something else. Well, how long has it been since,

777
00:39:48,040 --> 00:39:52,200
Speaker 1: Um she hasn't responded? Just over a week. Okay, that's

778
00:39:52,239 --> 00:39:54,400
Speaker 1: long enough. You know you've gotten ghosted for sure. So

779
00:39:54,520 --> 00:39:57,000
Speaker 1: you've literally ruined the sport of tennis for her, and

780
00:39:57,080 --> 00:40:01,200
Speaker 1: now she's no cooling you back. Yeah, so is that

781
00:40:01,320 --> 00:40:02,799
Speaker 1: the only thing you can think of, then, the only

782
00:40:02,840 --> 00:40:04,640
Speaker 1: reason that she might not be calling you back is

783
00:40:05,040 --> 00:40:07,439
Speaker 1: the fact that she's super competitive and a sore loser

784
00:40:07,480 --> 00:40:11,759
Speaker 1: and you beat her at tennis. I yeah, I mean

785
00:40:11,880 --> 00:40:14,279
Speaker 1: the only other thing, and this would be weird, is

786
00:40:14,400 --> 00:40:16,920
Speaker 1: I was like a few minutes late, like five minutes late.

787
00:40:17,600 --> 00:40:20,840
Speaker 1: But again, when I got there, she seemed very happy

788
00:40:20,920 --> 00:40:23,759
Speaker 1: and you know, happy to see me and everything. If

789
00:40:23,800 --> 00:40:26,240
Speaker 1: she was upset that you were late, she probably wouldn't

790
00:40:26,239 --> 00:40:28,120
Speaker 1: have been nice right away, and that can't be it right.

791
00:40:28,160 --> 00:40:30,279
Speaker 1: And also five minutes that's a bit psychotic to be

792
00:40:30,719 --> 00:40:34,279
Speaker 1: you know, angry about that. Wow, what I had no idea.

793
00:40:34,320 --> 00:40:38,280
Speaker 1: You're so selfish. Time is people's most important possession minutes

794
00:40:38,320 --> 00:40:40,480
Speaker 1: and I am late for everything, but I admitted even

795
00:40:40,520 --> 00:40:44,279
Speaker 1: go seven. Well here, man, we'll playing a song, come

796
00:40:44,320 --> 00:40:45,640
Speaker 1: back and then call her and see if we can

797
00:40:45,680 --> 00:40:48,480
Speaker 1: figure it out for you. Okay, amazing, Thanks so much. Yeah,

798
00:40:48,480 --> 00:40:50,000
Speaker 1: we'll get your first date follow up right after this.

799
00:40:50,239 --> 00:40:52,680
Speaker 1: It's a jewel show. Ryan on the phone today for

800
00:40:52,760 --> 00:40:55,359
Speaker 1: a first date follow up played tennis on his first

801
00:40:55,440 --> 00:40:58,080
Speaker 1: date because I guess he shared an interest in tennis

802
00:40:58,560 --> 00:41:00,480
Speaker 1: with the girl who went out with her name is Madison.

803
00:41:00,800 --> 00:41:03,160
Speaker 1: He said that the date was great. He liked her

804
00:41:03,160 --> 00:41:05,440
Speaker 1: a lot, especially the fact that they shared the love

805
00:41:05,480 --> 00:41:08,080
Speaker 1: of tennis together, and at the beginning of his date,

806
00:41:08,440 --> 00:41:10,719
Speaker 1: her attitude was fine. She seemed really into him, and

807
00:41:10,800 --> 00:41:12,920
Speaker 1: then towards the end of the date, she seemed like

808
00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:14,839
Speaker 1: she was not into him at all. I didn't ask

809
00:41:14,880 --> 00:41:17,279
Speaker 1: you in the first part, right, did you guys kiss

810
00:41:17,320 --> 00:41:22,080
Speaker 1: her anything? How do you part? Ways? We just kind of, yeah,

811
00:41:22,160 --> 00:41:23,759
Speaker 1: I don't know. We just kind of gave a little

812
00:41:23,840 --> 00:41:26,200
Speaker 1: hug and it was just, like, you know, it was

813
00:41:26,320 --> 00:41:30,160
Speaker 1: very general, basic. And the only thing that right can

814
00:41:30,239 --> 00:41:32,840
Speaker 1: think of as being a reason that he's not giving

815
00:41:32,840 --> 00:41:35,000
Speaker 1: a call back from her is the fact that he

816
00:41:35,120 --> 00:41:37,799
Speaker 1: beat her and she seemed very competitive. Are you competitive?

817
00:41:38,280 --> 00:41:42,520
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, Okay maybe on the first date,

818
00:41:43,920 --> 00:41:49,200
Speaker 1: I couldn't. Relationships are built on trust, not live. Yeah,

819
00:41:49,280 --> 00:41:52,399
Speaker 1: but he goes a long way, man. Yeah, Well maybe,

820
00:41:52,440 --> 00:41:54,080
Speaker 1: I mean, maybe you did get competitive and you didn't

821
00:41:54,080 --> 00:41:55,960
Speaker 1: even realize it. But what we'll call her right now

822
00:41:56,000 --> 00:41:57,200
Speaker 1: and see if we can figure it out. All right,

823
00:41:57,239 --> 00:42:11,640
Speaker 1: you ready? Thanks? Yep? Hello, Hi mass Victor Madison? Please?

824
00:42:12,920 --> 00:42:15,279
Speaker 1: This is show? Is it? This is the Jewel Show?

825
00:42:15,320 --> 00:42:18,120
Speaker 1: It's a radio show. It involves me. My name's Jewel,

826
00:42:18,160 --> 00:42:21,600
Speaker 1: my name's Alex, my name's Evan, okay, and you're calling

827
00:42:21,760 --> 00:42:24,840
Speaker 1: from a radio station. We do a segment on our

828
00:42:24,840 --> 00:42:26,560
Speaker 1: show called the first Date follow Up. That's where if

829
00:42:26,560 --> 00:42:28,600
Speaker 1: you go on a date with someone and don't call

830
00:42:28,680 --> 00:42:30,200
Speaker 1: them back after, they can email us to get you

831
00:42:30,280 --> 00:42:32,239
Speaker 1: on the phone and find out what happened. And we

832
00:42:32,360 --> 00:42:34,919
Speaker 1: got an email about you recently from a dude named Rye.

833
00:42:36,480 --> 00:42:45,120
Speaker 1: Oh yeah right, yeah, oh right. You can always tell

834
00:42:45,160 --> 00:42:47,520
Speaker 1: when when people do that on the phone, Madison, when

835
00:42:47,560 --> 00:42:50,280
Speaker 1: they go, oh, it's like, Rye probably has a nickname

836
00:42:50,320 --> 00:42:54,520
Speaker 1: with your friends. Whatever. Did you know how people do that? Um?

837
00:42:54,760 --> 00:42:58,120
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, he definitely has a nickname with my friends.

838
00:42:58,440 --> 00:43:02,560
Speaker 1: What is it? Kurvy Rye? Hervey Rye? That would lead

839
00:43:02,640 --> 00:43:06,839
Speaker 1: me to assume, based on your nickname, that he's per

840
00:43:07,160 --> 00:43:12,040
Speaker 1: or pervy. Yeah, I'm so glad you can connect those.

841
00:43:13,760 --> 00:43:16,000
Speaker 1: What did you do that was pervy? I don't know

842
00:43:16,080 --> 00:43:18,040
Speaker 1: where do I begin. I guess I'll tell you what

843
00:43:18,200 --> 00:43:19,520
Speaker 1: he told us. How about that? I'll tell you what

844
00:43:19,600 --> 00:43:21,560
Speaker 1: he told us, and then you can fill in whatever

845
00:43:21,600 --> 00:43:23,920
Speaker 1: blankneys to be filled in. So he said that you

846
00:43:24,040 --> 00:43:27,160
Speaker 1: guys went and played tennis and had a great time.

847
00:43:27,520 --> 00:43:28,800
Speaker 1: And at the end of it, he could tell that

848
00:43:28,840 --> 00:43:31,439
Speaker 1: you were upset about something. He doesn't know what though,

849
00:43:32,160 --> 00:43:35,120
Speaker 1: How could he not? I mean, wow, he must be

850
00:43:35,360 --> 00:43:40,160
Speaker 1: completely well what did he do? We're playing tennis? So

851
00:43:41,040 --> 00:43:46,719
Speaker 1: m he was obviously very excited the entire time we

852
00:43:46,840 --> 00:43:50,640
Speaker 1: were together. I'm very excited. No, yeah, you don't mean

853
00:43:50,920 --> 00:43:55,280
Speaker 1: ye smile on his face, jumping up and down excited,

854
00:43:55,320 --> 00:43:58,400
Speaker 1: do you Oh no, no, yeah, yeah, I mean like

855
00:43:58,840 --> 00:44:04,080
Speaker 1: down there, how can you get down? They're excited during tennis? Yeah,

856
00:44:04,080 --> 00:44:06,880
Speaker 1: he said, you guys played tennis. He must really love tennis.

857
00:44:08,000 --> 00:44:11,400
Speaker 1: Oh yeah. And it was just it was so pervy.

858
00:44:11,560 --> 00:44:14,399
Speaker 1: It was such an ikey vibe, like, oh, I thought

859
00:44:14,480 --> 00:44:17,000
Speaker 1: he was keeping some of the tennis balls in his

860
00:44:17,120 --> 00:44:21,440
Speaker 1: pocket and it was not Oh wow, I mean, whoa oh,

861
00:44:22,680 --> 00:44:25,600
Speaker 1: how is he that excited? I mean, I guess it.

862
00:44:25,680 --> 00:44:28,160
Speaker 1: I guess it's a compliment, isn't it. He's well, I

863
00:44:28,160 --> 00:44:30,160
Speaker 1: don't know. I mean, was he wearing bat like basketball shorts?

864
00:44:30,200 --> 00:44:34,120
Speaker 1: You know? How like they you know? Yeah, they were

865
00:44:34,360 --> 00:44:38,160
Speaker 1: workout shorts, and it was very obvious. I'm not blind,

866
00:44:38,680 --> 00:44:41,719
Speaker 1: all right, Well, I can understand why you wouldn't want

867
00:44:41,719 --> 00:44:44,319
Speaker 1: to call him back then if he is a raging

868
00:44:44,400 --> 00:44:48,440
Speaker 1: tennis player, that's weird. Thank you for being honest with us.

869
00:44:48,440 --> 00:44:51,839
Speaker 1: I appreciate that. Yeah, and now, Madison, I do want

870
00:44:51,880 --> 00:44:53,239
Speaker 1: to be honest with you and let you know that

871
00:44:53,440 --> 00:44:57,400
Speaker 1: Pervy Rye is on the phone and has been listening

872
00:44:57,440 --> 00:44:59,360
Speaker 1: to this and would like to talk to you. Oh no,

873
00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:03,799
Speaker 1: oh yeah, don't worry. We're not gonna let him get

874
00:45:03,800 --> 00:45:07,000
Speaker 1: purty with you because this is true, right yeah, Oh,

875
00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:14,160
Speaker 1: not not true at all. I no, it was, Madison.

876
00:45:14,320 --> 00:45:18,800
Speaker 1: He's still there. Yeah, I'm still here. Totally not true.

877
00:45:19,239 --> 00:45:22,000
Speaker 1: Um so, Madison, Yeah, I was a few minutes late

878
00:45:22,040 --> 00:45:26,279
Speaker 1: for the date. Yeah, which is fine, I get it. Like, yeah,

879
00:45:27,200 --> 00:45:29,719
Speaker 1: so I was. I was changing clothes in the car

880
00:45:30,040 --> 00:45:34,239
Speaker 1: and it's like from my pants into my shorts and

881
00:45:34,320 --> 00:45:37,080
Speaker 1: I didn't have any underwear and I just had my

882
00:45:37,239 --> 00:45:40,160
Speaker 1: my workout shorts on. So I didn't have any underwear.

883
00:45:40,640 --> 00:45:42,600
Speaker 1: It doesn't excuse that I think you didn't have any

884
00:45:42,680 --> 00:45:46,600
Speaker 1: underwear on. Right, So I don't know how to say this.

885
00:45:46,840 --> 00:45:49,080
Speaker 1: I mean, I swear to you. I was. I was

886
00:45:49,160 --> 00:45:51,000
Speaker 1: happy to hang out with you. I was not excited

887
00:45:51,080 --> 00:45:53,600
Speaker 1: in any way. Well, I just hoped to hold on.

888
00:45:53,640 --> 00:45:54,920
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I mean to cut you up, but like,

889
00:45:55,040 --> 00:45:57,200
Speaker 1: how do you how do you explain this? Then I

890
00:45:57,360 --> 00:46:00,560
Speaker 1: just imagine me, I don't know you, we're meeting up

891
00:46:00,560 --> 00:46:03,200
Speaker 1: for the first time, and then that that was all verry.

892
00:46:04,000 --> 00:46:07,279
Speaker 1: It was quite a visual, like for a first date. Yeah,

893
00:46:07,400 --> 00:46:12,120
Speaker 1: I'm I'm really embarrassed. I would be too. Yeah. No,

894
00:46:12,680 --> 00:46:18,080
Speaker 1: so that's I mean, how it is what You're just

895
00:46:18,200 --> 00:46:20,960
Speaker 1: always walking around like that at attention. That's just how

896
00:46:21,000 --> 00:46:23,600
Speaker 1: it is. Like, sorry, I have a bon er everywhere

897
00:46:23,640 --> 00:46:26,480
Speaker 1: I go. No no, no, no, no no no. I

898
00:46:26,600 --> 00:46:31,239
Speaker 1: did not even have a boner. I endowed will oh

899
00:46:32,239 --> 00:46:36,000
Speaker 1: oh yeah, I don't know how. I'm still uncomfortable right now.

900
00:46:36,000 --> 00:46:38,759
Speaker 1: I don't know how to talk. You're blessed, that's what

901
00:46:38,960 --> 00:46:42,920
Speaker 1: was going on. Oh so you didn't have underwear, and

902
00:46:44,040 --> 00:46:49,319
Speaker 1: I guess you brought two tennis rackets and the other

903
00:46:49,400 --> 00:46:53,879
Speaker 1: tennis racket was popping around and it might have looked

904
00:46:53,920 --> 00:46:57,680
Speaker 1: like you were Oh my god, I'm mortified right now. Well,

905
00:46:57,680 --> 00:46:59,520
Speaker 1: I don't know if I'm more mortified for me or

906
00:46:59,600 --> 00:47:01,520
Speaker 1: for I don't know. I think you should be pretty

907
00:47:01,520 --> 00:47:06,960
Speaker 1: happy about right Yeah, I think laing mortified He's probably like, yeah, right,

908
00:47:07,120 --> 00:47:09,080
Speaker 1: I like, how is trying to be humble about yeah,

909
00:47:09,120 --> 00:47:12,160
Speaker 1: trying to act home. I'm so embarrassed right now. Yeah,

910
00:47:13,000 --> 00:47:17,040
Speaker 1: that's just how it is. So I just have to ask, like,

911
00:47:17,520 --> 00:47:21,399
Speaker 1: are you serious about this? Like that's not I just yeah,

912
00:47:21,680 --> 00:47:24,440
Speaker 1: is that? How are you? I swear to you I was,

913
00:47:24,640 --> 00:47:27,759
Speaker 1: I was not erect. I really really really mean it,

914
00:47:27,880 --> 00:47:30,520
Speaker 1: and I'm so sorry that I embarrassed you, and I

915
00:47:30,640 --> 00:47:32,520
Speaker 1: really want to see you again and hang out and

916
00:47:33,719 --> 00:47:36,759
Speaker 1: I'm just sorry that that's I'm not a pervert. I

917
00:47:36,880 --> 00:47:41,160
Speaker 1: promise all right, Well Madison, would you like to go

918
00:47:41,239 --> 00:47:44,839
Speaker 1: out on another date with right? We will pay for it. Um,

919
00:47:46,160 --> 00:47:49,000
Speaker 1: please come on. I promise I will prove it to

920
00:47:49,040 --> 00:47:53,160
Speaker 1: you that I'm not a pervert. Oh yeah, baby, yeah?

921
00:47:57,520 --> 00:48:01,360
Speaker 1: Well hi, yeah, I mean yeah, yeah, Okay, let's go

922
00:48:01,440 --> 00:48:05,759
Speaker 1: on in another date that was going to happen. She

923
00:48:05,880 --> 00:48:14,480
Speaker 1: was trying to act hesitant also, that's fine. Yeah, Jubils

924
00:48:14,560 --> 00:48:18,960
Speaker 1: first date. Follow up The Jewels Show on Demand. I've

925
00:48:19,000 --> 00:48:24,040
Speaker 1: slept with people for less. It's a Jewels Show case

926
00:48:24,080 --> 00:48:26,759
Speaker 1: you missed it. A lot happened on the show last week.

927
00:48:28,400 --> 00:48:31,880
Speaker 1: My wife and my co host Alex and I revealed

928
00:48:31,920 --> 00:48:35,160
Speaker 1: that we decided to how do I say this? If

929
00:48:35,200 --> 00:48:37,320
Speaker 1: our bedroom was a restaurant, then we'd ask for a

930
00:48:37,360 --> 00:48:41,560
Speaker 1: table for three? Right, And English Evan was having trouble

931
00:48:41,640 --> 00:48:43,960
Speaker 1: getting a vaccine for his grandma who he lives with.

932
00:48:45,160 --> 00:48:47,719
Speaker 1: Yes he is, so she's old needs a vaccine. And

933
00:48:48,120 --> 00:48:51,640
Speaker 1: how did those two things relate to each other? Well,

934
00:48:51,840 --> 00:48:53,600
Speaker 1: the dude who ended up how do I say this?

935
00:48:53,960 --> 00:48:57,680
Speaker 1: Um dining with us at our table for three actually

936
00:48:57,840 --> 00:49:00,160
Speaker 1: works in the vaccine industry. I know it sounds is

937
00:49:00,200 --> 00:49:01,920
Speaker 1: made up, but I promise you it's not. We don't

938
00:49:01,960 --> 00:49:03,880
Speaker 1: fake stuff like that on this show. Some people do,

939
00:49:03,960 --> 00:49:05,839
Speaker 1: but we do We don't. It's just the weird life

940
00:49:05,880 --> 00:49:08,040
Speaker 1: that Alex and I lead. Everything always ties in together,

941
00:49:08,440 --> 00:49:12,480
Speaker 1: literally sometimes, but stuff like that just happens to us. Anyway,

942
00:49:12,640 --> 00:49:14,719
Speaker 1: we were able to score some vaccine for English Evans.

943
00:49:14,760 --> 00:49:16,560
Speaker 1: So if you want the vaccine, you might have to

944
00:49:16,600 --> 00:49:20,000
Speaker 1: sleep with someone. No big deal, Evan. Is there anything

945
00:49:20,080 --> 00:49:21,439
Speaker 1: else that you need from us? By the way, because

946
00:49:21,440 --> 00:49:23,640
Speaker 1: I'm sure Alex and I can figure out what if

947
00:49:23,680 --> 00:49:25,919
Speaker 1: he if he if he has anything to do with calls,

948
00:49:25,960 --> 00:49:27,680
Speaker 1: that would be awesome. Like, you know, I'd like a

949
00:49:27,719 --> 00:49:31,680
Speaker 1: new car. I don't think we're gonna no, no, Alex

950
00:49:31,760 --> 00:49:35,680
Speaker 1: has a strictly no used car salesman um. Anyway, it's

951
00:49:35,719 --> 00:49:37,880
Speaker 1: the most covided thing in America right now, the Code vaccine.

952
00:49:37,920 --> 00:49:40,360
Speaker 1: A lot of people are trying anything they can to

953
00:49:40,480 --> 00:49:42,600
Speaker 1: get it, and here's what you can expect if you

954
00:49:42,640 --> 00:49:44,080
Speaker 1: actually do get it. First of all, Evan, I hope

955
00:49:44,080 --> 00:49:49,640
Speaker 1: your grandma is thankful forgetting the vaccine, yah, seeing the

956
00:49:49,680 --> 00:49:51,240
Speaker 1: things we had to do to get her the vaccine.

957
00:49:51,960 --> 00:49:53,320
Speaker 1: As a matter of fact, I've got video if you

958
00:49:53,360 --> 00:49:56,719
Speaker 1: want to know, I think I'm okay. But yeah, she

959
00:49:56,920 --> 00:50:00,120
Speaker 1: was extremely thankful. I guess she was. She did ask

960
00:50:00,200 --> 00:50:02,440
Speaker 1: me about how I managed to secure the vaccine, and

961
00:50:02,480 --> 00:50:04,680
Speaker 1: I kind of didn't go into the details, I'm sure,

962
00:50:04,840 --> 00:50:09,640
Speaker 1: because I don't think she's up for that. But no,

963
00:50:09,760 --> 00:50:12,359
Speaker 1: she was extremely thankful. And obviously because we had been

964
00:50:12,400 --> 00:50:14,160
Speaker 1: trying for so long to get the vaccine, like we

965
00:50:14,239 --> 00:50:17,359
Speaker 1: had been on every single website, called every single place

966
00:50:17,440 --> 00:50:20,720
Speaker 1: that like either had it or had it now or whatever,

967
00:50:21,239 --> 00:50:23,680
Speaker 1: and just couldn't find it. So obviously to hear that

968
00:50:23,760 --> 00:50:25,120
Speaker 1: we could go get it for her and actually had

969
00:50:25,120 --> 00:50:27,759
Speaker 1: an appointment like that was amazing. Yeah, that's cool, We're

970
00:50:27,800 --> 00:50:29,360
Speaker 1: really glad we could do that for You're, regardless of

971
00:50:29,600 --> 00:50:31,400
Speaker 1: how we got it, no matter what, it would have

972
00:50:31,440 --> 00:50:33,120
Speaker 1: been cool to be able to do that for somebody. So,

973
00:50:33,680 --> 00:50:35,560
Speaker 1: because a lot of people are struggling right now who

974
00:50:35,600 --> 00:50:38,319
Speaker 1: want the vaccine, trying to get the vaccine and they can't.

975
00:50:38,520 --> 00:50:42,440
Speaker 1: It's hard to find anywhere. And I saw that Fiser

976
00:50:42,480 --> 00:50:43,919
Speaker 1: and a bunch of other companies are trying to figure

977
00:50:43,920 --> 00:50:45,880
Speaker 1: out ways that they can make more vaccine. Yeah, you

978
00:50:45,960 --> 00:50:47,680
Speaker 1: get them out there more because not that many people

979
00:50:47,680 --> 00:50:50,759
Speaker 1: haven't vaccinated and it's like nearly impossible to find a place. Yeah. Yeah.

980
00:50:50,800 --> 00:50:52,719
Speaker 1: And the amount of relief too that it took off

981
00:50:52,760 --> 00:50:55,400
Speaker 1: my family obviously, because my mum still lives in England,

982
00:50:55,840 --> 00:50:57,799
Speaker 1: so the next time that she can visit, like, she's

983
00:50:57,840 --> 00:51:00,600
Speaker 1: not exactly sure when she can come visit her mom again, right,

984
00:51:00,760 --> 00:51:02,200
Speaker 1: And it's like, you know, if she doesn't have the

985
00:51:02,280 --> 00:51:04,640
Speaker 1: vaccine and then ended up getting COVID, maybe that's like

986
00:51:04,760 --> 00:51:06,520
Speaker 1: the last time, you know, my mum ever gets to

987
00:51:06,560 --> 00:51:09,320
Speaker 1: see my grandma. Right, sure, but now like having this

988
00:51:09,800 --> 00:51:14,239
Speaker 1: obviously vaccine like coursing through her veins is a big relief. Yeah.

989
00:51:14,440 --> 00:51:16,839
Speaker 1: How was your experience like when you took her. Well,

990
00:51:16,920 --> 00:51:18,799
Speaker 1: so when we got there, there was actually a huge

991
00:51:18,880 --> 00:51:22,319
Speaker 1: line outside, but people have been camped out, like, yeah,

992
00:51:22,480 --> 00:51:25,200
Speaker 1: it was kind of like a Black Friday, so they're

993
00:51:25,200 --> 00:51:28,240
Speaker 1: waiting for the new iPhone. Yeah, gosh. Yeah. But luckily

994
00:51:28,280 --> 00:51:30,080
Speaker 1: because of the appointment that you guys were able to get,

995
00:51:30,120 --> 00:51:31,960
Speaker 1: we just got to kind of like bypass the queue.

996
00:51:32,000 --> 00:51:34,799
Speaker 1: And thanks thank God too, because like my grandma can't

997
00:51:34,840 --> 00:51:37,400
Speaker 1: wait in the line. She's eighty seven years old, Like

998
00:51:37,440 --> 00:51:39,759
Speaker 1: she wouldn't barely stand up. Well, right, people that really

999
00:51:39,840 --> 00:51:42,400
Speaker 1: needed are the eighty seven year olds or you know,

1000
00:51:42,600 --> 00:51:46,160
Speaker 1: compromise people who can't necessarily stand in line for three

1001
00:51:46,239 --> 00:51:48,040
Speaker 1: hours or show up at a place at three o'clock

1002
00:51:48,080 --> 00:51:50,919
Speaker 1: in the morning and wait and wait until they open. Yeah.

1003
00:51:51,920 --> 00:51:53,719
Speaker 1: I was thinking that you might would have had a

1004
00:51:53,719 --> 00:51:56,040
Speaker 1: stand on line if we couldn't get an appointment for her,

1005
00:51:56,280 --> 00:51:57,440
Speaker 1: you know, and then she would sit in the car

1006
00:51:57,520 --> 00:52:00,319
Speaker 1: like I'm it's ridiculous and even something like that, though

1007
00:52:00,360 --> 00:52:02,040
Speaker 1: where I could have worked around it by doing that,

1008
00:52:02,160 --> 00:52:04,800
Speaker 1: it still would have been difficult because because I'm English,

1009
00:52:05,239 --> 00:52:10,840
Speaker 1: standing line, said, grandmama, stand in a line for you,

1010
00:52:10,960 --> 00:52:13,560
Speaker 1: I don't think so. I belong to a golf club

1011
00:52:13,640 --> 00:52:17,080
Speaker 1: back in England and I have butler, Oh my god,

1012
00:52:17,360 --> 00:52:20,120
Speaker 1: but no, it would have been just annoying because like

1013
00:52:20,200 --> 00:52:22,080
Speaker 1: to get her from the car to anywhere is like

1014
00:52:22,200 --> 00:52:26,160
Speaker 1: relatively difficult, like regardless of the distance. But yeah, after

1015
00:52:26,239 --> 00:52:28,520
Speaker 1: we actually had the appointment, we got to go into

1016
00:52:28,600 --> 00:52:32,200
Speaker 1: the office and get the vaccine and it was incredibly

1017
00:52:32,280 --> 00:52:34,920
Speaker 1: like swift and easy, like there was no trouble getting it.

1018
00:52:35,640 --> 00:52:37,560
Speaker 1: The only thing afterwards that we had to wait around

1019
00:52:37,560 --> 00:52:40,520
Speaker 1: just to see if she had like any reaction, allergic reaction,

1020
00:52:40,680 --> 00:52:43,560
Speaker 1: because I guess some people have is very rare, right,

1021
00:52:43,880 --> 00:52:46,960
Speaker 1: but some people have had that. But everything was good. Yeah,

1022
00:52:46,960 --> 00:52:48,319
Speaker 1: that's what I was gonna ask you. That's a question.

1023
00:52:48,320 --> 00:52:50,000
Speaker 1: A lot of people want to know any kind of reaction.

1024
00:52:50,120 --> 00:52:53,319
Speaker 1: I think she's eighty seven years old and started and fine,

1025
00:52:53,920 --> 00:52:55,960
Speaker 1: she was fine, And she's quite a hypochondriact to so

1026
00:52:56,080 --> 00:52:58,320
Speaker 1: she was worried about like having a reaction, but everything

1027
00:52:58,400 --> 00:53:00,319
Speaker 1: was good. Yeah, Well she has to get another follow

1028
00:53:00,400 --> 00:53:02,600
Speaker 1: up shot and about like twenty eight days after so

1029
00:53:03,239 --> 00:53:05,600
Speaker 1: they I heard already sent an appointment for her like

1030
00:53:05,680 --> 00:53:07,680
Speaker 1: before she left, which is nice. Yeah, that was amazing,

1031
00:53:07,760 --> 00:53:10,759
Speaker 1: that's good. Huh. You guys are the best. It was

1032
00:53:10,880 --> 00:53:13,400
Speaker 1: like it really, like it does take so much pressure

1033
00:53:13,400 --> 00:53:15,279
Speaker 1: off my family, Like, you have no idea. Yeah, your

1034
00:53:15,320 --> 00:53:17,719
Speaker 1: mom was texting me and telling me like she was

1035
00:53:17,760 --> 00:53:20,040
Speaker 1: just really stressed out about the fact that she couldn't

1036
00:53:20,080 --> 00:53:22,680
Speaker 1: find the vaccine to get your mom like an appointment

1037
00:53:22,760 --> 00:53:25,160
Speaker 1: or anything, and she spent hours, one hour, she was saying,

1038
00:53:25,200 --> 00:53:27,800
Speaker 1: and then so we're very happy that we're to do

1039
00:53:27,880 --> 00:53:30,839
Speaker 1: that for her. Yeah, it was amazing. It was amazing. Actually, yeah,

1040
00:53:32,320 --> 00:53:35,879
Speaker 1: the whole experience it has been amazing. Has Yeah, it's

1041
00:53:35,880 --> 00:53:38,880
Speaker 1: been a huge relief for all of us. Yeah, huge

1042
00:53:39,880 --> 00:53:43,840
Speaker 1: release relief. Whatever. Oh god, guy, your freaks going In

1043
00:53:44,000 --> 00:53:46,600
Speaker 1: just a few minutes, it's The Jewil Show, The Jebel

1044
00:53:46,640 --> 00:53:47,720
Speaker 1: Show on demand.