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Speaker 1: Jewbles. Dirty little secret?

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Speaker 2: Bye, Hey, what's up? You have a dirty little secret?

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Speaker 1: I do, sweet.

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Speaker 2: So my dirty little secret is I had a roommate

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Speaker 2: who would always eat all of our cookies and all

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Speaker 2: of my food and breaching. It wasn't her, so we

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Speaker 2: were pretty fed up with it, and we ended up

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Speaker 2: making laxative cookies, so she ate all of it. The

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Speaker 2: next day, all the cookies were gone, and let's just

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Speaker 2: say after that there was no more sealing of food

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Speaker 2: in that house.

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Speaker 3: Wow, that's funny. Wow, I mean, I guess it's not

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Speaker 3: really that much of a secret. Did she know that

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Speaker 3: you guys put laxative in it? Or did she just

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Speaker 3: think she had too much or your bad cooks?

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Speaker 2: She never knew. We did, so get to open each

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Speaker 2: pill of the laxative and made sure to mix in

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Speaker 2: the blue with the cookie dough so well, like hand

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Speaker 2: picking out all the little pieces of the laxative, so

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Speaker 2: you couldn't tell. So to this day she still does

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Speaker 2: not know. But it's like a hidden gript from us

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Speaker 2: in our roommates. So it is so funny, just like.

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Speaker 3: Those cookies really up my domach.

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Speaker 2: I'm never eating anything they cook ever.

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Speaker 3: Again.

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Speaker 2: Thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.

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Speaker 1: Of course, what's your dirty little secret?