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Speaker 2: I you wanna way back home? Either way, we want

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Speaker 2: to be there, doesn't matter how much baggage you claim.

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Speaker 3: And give us time and a terminol.

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Speaker 4: And gaye ad.

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Speaker 1: We want to send you off INSTI.

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Speaker 5: You wanna welcome you back home?

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Speaker 1: Tell us all about it.

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Speaker 2: We scared her?

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Speaker 4: Was it fine?

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Speaker 2: Malborn?

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Speaker 4: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 2: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 4: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 2: Do you need to ride Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride.

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Speaker 4: With Karen and Chris welcome? Do you need a ride?

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Speaker 4: This is Chris.

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Speaker 1: Fairbas and this is k oh No, that's.

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Speaker 6: Okay, it's okay. There's a lot of consonants in your name.

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Speaker 6: I do it all the time because you get so

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Speaker 6: cavalier thinking you know your own name, that's true, and

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Speaker 6: then you get real loose.

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Speaker 2: And and goose it up.

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Speaker 4: Yeah. I don't think anyone's judging.

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Speaker 1: You, Okay, thank god. I mean I I feel like

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Speaker 1: when you go to say your own name, you have

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Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, do that thing you always do.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, That's how I feel pretty much every day with

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Speaker 2: The uplifting. Do you need a ride.

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Speaker 5: Right when I wake up? Oh my god, my friend

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Speaker 5: sent me before you put on your cup?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, before I put my handicap night cap on. You

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Speaker 4: know how all men.

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Speaker 5: Who admire the fifties, the ones that admire the old

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Speaker 5: and the better days, sleep with a hat and a.

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Speaker 2: Shirt with a pocket that's righting a candle in a holder.

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Speaker 6: Every time I go to bed, I'm like, where's my pen?

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Speaker 6: And now it wouldn't be nice to have a pocket

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Speaker 2: Are you talking? Are you describing your night shirt to us?

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Speaker 4: Yes? I see, yes? Did you?

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Speaker 6: I watched there's this comic James Castor. I think I've

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Speaker 6: under thirty and having four specials and they're all bizarre

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Speaker 6: and funny and good. But in one of them he

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Speaker 4: He uses an iPad and says.

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Speaker 6: Good night and slides it into this pocket, and it

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Speaker 6: was just made me so very happy.

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Speaker 2: He's from where.

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Speaker 6: Somewhere in the UK or Britain, or it was great Britain.

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Speaker 6: But I think it may have just been in England.

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Speaker 1: Just playing Britain.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, the not so great part. Yeah, it was

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Speaker 4: definitely Europe.

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Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, the England part, got it, got it.

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Speaker 6: I don't know the difference between the Britain and Great Britain.

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Speaker 4: In the UK and England, we both cross our arm.

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Speaker 4: You're driving just a not unappreciated thing that makes us die.

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Speaker 1: That's right. Something it's only funny to us and kills us.

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Speaker 4: I've been I felt almost nervous to podcast.

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Speaker 2: It's been so long, it's been forever.

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Speaker 6: Get I hate that I'm this person, but I am

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Speaker 6: uneasy with most of the things I enjoy and even

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Speaker 4: Same I get when.

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Speaker 6: I haven't skateboarded a while. I get on board, my

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Speaker 1: Well, because you know I do. You're but there's excitement

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Speaker 1: We're just interpreting it, right, So actually it's like you're

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Speaker 6: You're right, I need to remember what everyone's always told

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Speaker 1: It's just hard to believe that if when you were nervous,

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Speaker 1: that's what my therapist has taught me is there were

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Speaker 4: My mom would always go that.

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Speaker 6: She'd be like, oh, I'm worried too, Just back it

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Speaker 4: You're right to be worried.

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Speaker 2: Will tell you about nuclear war.

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Speaker 4: This entire town is filled with sharp objects.

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Speaker 4: I haven't. It's good, but I've heard I should.

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Speaker 1: It's good.

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Speaker 2: There's lots of good TV going right now.

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Speaker 6: Sure you we've seen it. Sounds like sharp projects. But

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Speaker 6: it's called The Bleeding Edge and it is a documentary.

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Speaker 6: And the only reason I watched it is there is

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Speaker 6: and their advancements before they are tested on people. And

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Speaker 6: some of them the biggest examples of their life Adnile mesh,

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Speaker 4: That's a big lawsuit that people.

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Speaker 6: That's right, and certain scary birth controls that fuse your

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Speaker 6: It's so scary. All of it was so scary because

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Speaker 6: exact type of hip I have. So I watched it

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Speaker 1: So sorry really quick. When you said my exact hip

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Speaker 1: is in this picture, it's not your literal hip, right, No, how'd.

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Speaker 4: They get my name's on it? Yes?

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Speaker 6: I thought you meant that's the outline of my penis

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Speaker 4: No, it was this other man's pence him and hip ball, Yeah,

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Speaker 2: Which gives you cancer.

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Speaker 1: It does unicycles give.

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Speaker 6: You can signing up to the further turn. That's right, Well,

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Speaker 6: Okay, So I yes, I and I've been my vision

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Speaker 6: I've decided that it's because I'm in my forties and

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Speaker 2: Yes, that's exactly right.

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Speaker 6: Doctor. I talked to him. He said, nah, you saw

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Speaker 6: to freak you out, what have you seen this Netflix documentary?

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Speaker 6: Because I called him and said, do I have a

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Speaker 1: Well, and let me say this, my sister told me

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Speaker 1: And it was like on schedule, just like it happened

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Speaker 6: I thought something was It really felt like something was

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Speaker 6: it's he goes in and out just like liquid cobalt

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Speaker 2: I have no training, but that's what you do when

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Speaker 6: Documentary and I so I went and then I didn't.

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Speaker 6: I testes like you have a perfect vision, and I'm like,

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Speaker 6: well not sometimes that's the cobalt. And but I think

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Speaker 6: I just need like many people reading glasses. And then's

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Speaker 6: messing with me because I always bragged about my perfect

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Speaker 6: And and I appreciate this business, and I'm glad they sponsorous.

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Speaker 6: But every time I look at a menu, they don't

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Speaker 1: Then, they haven't been using the terminology, right really yeah,

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Speaker 6: They're like, they know what we have, they know the sizes.

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Speaker 4: Now I feel like booze soon.

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Speaker 2: It should be taken off the shelves.

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Speaker 4: Why is that?

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Speaker 1: Because it makes you fucking crazy. Oh it's too much caffeine.

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Speaker 1: People get super like I told you the story where

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Speaker 1: I drank at the Earwolf studios. They have it on tap.

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Speaker 1: So I went in with my venty iced coffee empty

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Speaker 1: thing and filled it with cold brew, so it's like,

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Speaker 1: But I didn't know why. So I was like kind

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Speaker 1: I had no, It was just like the panic of coffee.

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Speaker 4: Can rap? I wish I could wrap my hand around

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Speaker 4: a giant thumb right now? Yes?

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Speaker 1: And the more like the more places we go, cold

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it does make me jittery. I wish I could

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Speaker 4: Which is an action movie? I wish you were starting.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, you're about two doctors that go on like a

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Speaker 2: No higher talented act.

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Speaker 2: Who let that owl in this hospital? It's mine?

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Speaker 4: I'm very good at voices.

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Speaker 6: It's like an owl from It's more of an owl

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Speaker 4: Oh, here's one of those damn turtle straws. I always

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Speaker 6: Takes long enough for it to dissolve and be piodegradable

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Speaker 4: Up the turtles in Nostril.

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Speaker 4: But we're not near the ocean. No.

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Speaker 4: You've seen them, turtle, you're confusing them. Those are tortous.

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Speaker 4: I love turtles. I don't care about them.

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Speaker 6: And the place where I get my smoothies every day,

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Speaker 4: But the corn ones, I love ones, corn corn straw.

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Speaker 6: It just it's plastic made of corn, and then one

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Speaker 4: You can't tell. It's great.

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Speaker 6: I know they've been able to do this with corn. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: Because you live on the West Side and that's where

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Speaker 6: Well, that is where I think about it. The most

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Speaker 6: I did a fundraiser for this five gyres. They take

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Speaker 4: Awesome, I don't. I just did jokes for them and

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Speaker 6: At one point I said, can you guys stop trying

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Speaker 4: It was a bunch of surfers.

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Speaker 6: It's killing right now. But I have this bag and

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Speaker 6: I can never get rid of it. I've moved to

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Speaker 4: Yes, I can't. What do I do with it?

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Speaker 1: Sorry, I'm distracted by that fireman's mustach.

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Speaker 6: He's the most fireMany fireman I've ever seen, guys man.

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Speaker 4: Then I burned this leg. Then I burned this part

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Speaker 1: There's nothing you can do with that bag of garbage

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Speaker 4: Poor.

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Speaker 6: I know, I just have it. But five gyres, they're good.

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Speaker 2: Five gyres, get that plastic.

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Speaker 4: Out of the sea. Please, that's their slogan.

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Speaker 1: Please just please, please, please please, we're begging you for

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Speaker 1: That that whole thing came up so quickly. It was

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Speaker 3: They'd give you a drink with no straw on it,

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Speaker 4: Microscopic level, but a what I like to call small level, and.

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Speaker 2: He blames feminists.

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Speaker 4: Yes, before he.

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Speaker 4: I saw him saying no, and then I looked into it.

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Speaker 4: I like being surprised.

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Speaker 6: So the element of surprise plus tragedy plus time. Surprises

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00:21:25,240 --> 00:21:29,080
Speaker 6: plus time equals tragic comedy.

451
00:21:29,400 --> 00:21:32,440
Speaker 2: Tragic comedy the kind we specialize.

452
00:21:31,880 --> 00:21:37,480
Speaker 1: In where we talked about terrible hips and vicious spine doctors.

453
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Speaker 6: Oh god, that scares me. It's really scary. Did you

454
00:21:41,560 --> 00:21:45,040
Speaker 6: think he was malicious? He just didn't care or he

455
00:21:45,080 --> 00:21:46,840
Speaker 6: was like, I'm going to mess this person up.

456
00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:47,920
Speaker 2: He couldn't be wrong.

457
00:21:48,240 --> 00:21:50,000
Speaker 1: So it was that he didn't care that he was

458
00:21:50,040 --> 00:21:53,000
Speaker 1: going to mess the person up because he kept telling

459
00:21:53,080 --> 00:21:56,040
Speaker 1: himself and everyone else, you're not allowed to tell me

460
00:21:56,119 --> 00:21:58,080
Speaker 1: that I can't do this because I can do it right,

461
00:21:58,160 --> 00:21:59,080
Speaker 1: even though he couldn't.

462
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Speaker 6: And maybe this guy that was featured in this thing

463
00:22:02,520 --> 00:22:05,600
Speaker 6: that had my hip surgery, he was his doctor was like, yeah,

464
00:22:05,640 --> 00:22:07,360
Speaker 6: I can do it. It's the same as this other

465
00:22:08,320 --> 00:22:10,840
Speaker 6: kind of It just was scary to see that much

466
00:22:10,960 --> 00:22:12,800
Speaker 6: like the FDA or.

467
00:22:12,600 --> 00:22:15,480
Speaker 4: Or things get past like.

468
00:22:17,240 --> 00:22:20,600
Speaker 6: It's that's a real first speaking of someone getting a

469
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Speaker 6: hip re done, getting carted off to a cold metal table.

470
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Speaker 6: Won't they be surprised when they wake up, Chris unable

471
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Speaker 6: to see?

472
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Speaker 4: Where have you been?

473
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Speaker 1: Oh?

474
00:22:32,960 --> 00:22:35,240
Speaker 4: I've loved it. I've had them on the road right.

475
00:22:35,359 --> 00:22:35,880
Speaker 4: I went to.

476
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Speaker 6: Denver for a little festival. I went to Seattle for

477
00:22:40,040 --> 00:22:41,439
Speaker 6: the bumber shoot.

478
00:22:41,600 --> 00:22:44,399
Speaker 2: I went to ship Wait were you high planes in Denver?

479
00:22:44,640 --> 00:22:48,760
Speaker 4: Yeah? That was fun, was great. I've got to see

480
00:22:48,800 --> 00:22:54,399
Speaker 4: Blondie who ship the comic? Oh, I got just kidding. No.

481
00:22:54,560 --> 00:22:58,760
Speaker 6: Blondie was so great and I went to uh Boise,

482
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Speaker 6: Idaho and that's a own.

483
00:23:00,240 --> 00:23:03,280
Speaker 4: Of sweet people, but in Seattle.

484
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Speaker 6: And listen to this Stephen I got because I thought

485
00:23:06,600 --> 00:23:10,440
Speaker 6: I was getting a you know, a hotel, and at

486
00:23:10,440 --> 00:23:12,879
Speaker 6: the last minute I realized, oh, that part was on me.

487
00:23:13,040 --> 00:23:14,920
Speaker 4: I confised it with one of these other gigs.

488
00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:18,960
Speaker 6: At the last minute, I got this this Airbnb and

489
00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:22,200
Speaker 6: it said you'd stay with these two cats. Before it

490
00:23:22,240 --> 00:23:25,840
Speaker 6: showed pictures of the rooms. It was these cats, and

491
00:23:26,440 --> 00:23:29,240
Speaker 6: sure enough I showed up. It's called the Cozy Kitty Condo.

492
00:23:29,840 --> 00:23:33,160
Speaker 6: The guy was super sweet, and I liked him because

493
00:23:33,200 --> 00:23:35,439
Speaker 6: he looked like he was a big kid that was

494
00:23:35,800 --> 00:23:38,200
Speaker 6: in very much shape, and it looked like he could

495
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Speaker 6: beat up anyone. But he had a grateful dead shirt

496
00:23:40,520 --> 00:23:43,040
Speaker 6: and he was just a very peaceful Oh yeah, I

497
00:23:43,119 --> 00:23:45,399
Speaker 6: like that that. People keep surprising me.

498
00:23:45,520 --> 00:23:45,920
Speaker 4: That's right.

499
00:23:47,160 --> 00:23:49,640
Speaker 6: Well, I used to cage fight and twist off faces

500
00:23:49,720 --> 00:23:53,560
Speaker 6: like bread, but now I'm a kiddie man and his cats.

501
00:23:53,880 --> 00:23:56,879
Speaker 4: I have videos. I'll link it to this.

502
00:23:57,880 --> 00:24:00,239
Speaker 6: There's a cat could I'd come home in the cat

503
00:24:00,280 --> 00:24:03,040
Speaker 6: would just lay in front of me and I would

504
00:24:03,080 --> 00:24:05,879
Speaker 6: just make love to him with my soft foot.

505
00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:08,560
Speaker 2: Oh that's private, you know.

506
00:24:08,640 --> 00:24:11,720
Speaker 6: And I give him love with my foot and he

507
00:24:12,200 --> 00:24:14,840
Speaker 6: and make love on. Most cats will be like, I'm

508
00:24:14,840 --> 00:24:17,280
Speaker 6: going to scratch this stranger. Yeah, mis kitty, and I

509
00:24:17,320 --> 00:24:20,360
Speaker 6: trusted him right away. It's an orange tabby, you connected.

510
00:24:20,600 --> 00:24:23,560
Speaker 6: Any orange striped cat is not going to wrong you,

511
00:24:23,800 --> 00:24:26,520
Speaker 6: is it true? Well, you know there's certain ones that

512
00:24:26,680 --> 00:24:28,240
Speaker 6: have bad upbringings.

513
00:24:28,400 --> 00:24:28,920
Speaker 4: Yeah.

514
00:24:29,040 --> 00:24:31,320
Speaker 1: I had an orange one that attacked a child one

515
00:24:31,359 --> 00:24:32,240
Speaker 1: time in my home.

516
00:24:32,800 --> 00:24:37,159
Speaker 2: It was very difficult to you know, apologize for.

517
00:24:37,800 --> 00:24:38,800
Speaker 4: So you blame them.

518
00:24:38,960 --> 00:24:42,119
Speaker 6: You you consider them the redheads of the cat world.

519
00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:46,480
Speaker 1: Well, there's just this one Angus, who was feral, even

520
00:24:46,520 --> 00:24:47,239
Speaker 1: though I raised him.

521
00:24:47,240 --> 00:24:50,720
Speaker 6: I like redhead people. I'm doing that's my job. I

522
00:24:50,800 --> 00:24:52,000
Speaker 6: just don't like the kids, right.

523
00:24:51,920 --> 00:24:53,720
Speaker 1: Oh right r yeah, yes, you're going into your act.

524
00:24:53,880 --> 00:24:54,440
Speaker 4: Oh of course.

525
00:24:54,480 --> 00:24:58,680
Speaker 6: I wanted to try some bits recording a special soon. Yeah.

526
00:24:58,119 --> 00:25:00,720
Speaker 6: I really like those cats. And anyway, I had a

527
00:25:00,760 --> 00:25:04,119
Speaker 6: great time. I had great travels. I enjoy stand up

528
00:25:04,200 --> 00:25:04,640
Speaker 6: right now.

529
00:25:05,440 --> 00:25:08,800
Speaker 1: And god, I haven't you haven't even thought of bumber

530
00:25:08,800 --> 00:25:11,919
Speaker 1: shootings so long. That was the best. Uh.

531
00:25:12,320 --> 00:25:14,400
Speaker 2: It was such a nineties thing, it.

532
00:25:14,240 --> 00:25:17,200
Speaker 6: Was, yes, and it was different when I first when

533
00:25:17,240 --> 00:25:19,439
Speaker 6: I did it ten years ago, it was I was

534
00:25:19,520 --> 00:25:24,000
Speaker 6: the smallest comic on the whole. It was Fly the Concords,

535
00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:30,879
Speaker 6: it was Zach Galfnacaus, it was it was many Paul Tompkins. Yeah,

536
00:25:31,200 --> 00:25:33,520
Speaker 6: you know that's Fred Armst.

537
00:25:33,560 --> 00:25:36,160
Speaker 2: Lisa Linge was booking it, right, yes, yeah.

538
00:25:35,920 --> 00:25:39,639
Speaker 6: Yeah, and now I think it's booked by a fifth

539
00:25:39,640 --> 00:25:40,680
Speaker 6: grade class.

540
00:25:41,520 --> 00:25:42,400
Speaker 4: No, it was great.

541
00:25:42,520 --> 00:25:45,600
Speaker 6: It was fun, but I was a little I when

542
00:25:45,640 --> 00:25:51,040
Speaker 6: I'm ubering from my cat obligation and it's like, you know,

543
00:25:51,119 --> 00:25:54,560
Speaker 6: forty bucks every day, I was like, that's me planning

544
00:25:54,640 --> 00:25:56,680
Speaker 6: poorly or I need to start saying no to shit.

545
00:25:57,040 --> 00:26:00,000
Speaker 6: But do I because I had so much fun, that's true.

546
00:26:00,240 --> 00:26:03,160
Speaker 1: I mean it's you. You did get paid, right, sure?

547
00:26:03,359 --> 00:26:04,159
Speaker 4: Yeah?

548
00:26:04,200 --> 00:26:06,320
Speaker 6: And I got I got some Sure, I got some

549
00:26:06,320 --> 00:26:08,600
Speaker 6: paid work while I was there because someone canceled at

550
00:26:08,600 --> 00:26:09,960
Speaker 6: the comedy clubs.

551
00:26:09,520 --> 00:26:12,800
Speaker 2: WI oh nice, ma'am, So yes, you have to say

552
00:26:12,880 --> 00:26:13,280
Speaker 2: yes then?

553
00:26:13,640 --> 00:26:14,320
Speaker 4: Yeah? Oh.

554
00:26:14,359 --> 00:26:16,960
Speaker 1: I just remembered in saying that out loud, that I

555
00:26:17,040 --> 00:26:20,080
Speaker 1: listened to Shonda Rhime's audiobook The Year of Saying Yes,

556
00:26:20,480 --> 00:26:22,119
Speaker 1: and then I was like, That's what I'm going to do.

557
00:26:22,240 --> 00:26:25,560
Speaker 1: And I immediately forgot and I'm all I do is

558
00:26:25,560 --> 00:26:26,359
Speaker 1: say no to everything.

559
00:26:26,400 --> 00:26:29,080
Speaker 6: I've been trying to do that ever since the film Liar, Liar.

560
00:26:29,359 --> 00:26:30,600
Speaker 6: That's the same message.

561
00:26:30,760 --> 00:26:31,280
Speaker 1: That's right.

562
00:26:31,440 --> 00:26:33,560
Speaker 4: Remember, there's like a motivational speaker.

563
00:26:33,840 --> 00:26:36,840
Speaker 6: But then so many times in my life since that movie,

564
00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:39,120
Speaker 6: I was like, no, it would be bad. I need

565
00:26:39,160 --> 00:26:41,840
Speaker 6: to start saying no because I do you want to

566
00:26:42,119 --> 00:26:45,800
Speaker 6: stand up at my Yes I do, I'm my apartment,

567
00:26:45,920 --> 00:26:48,280
Speaker 6: living room. You didn't let me finish. Yeah, I already

568
00:26:48,400 --> 00:26:48,960
Speaker 6: said yes.

569
00:26:49,240 --> 00:26:50,840
Speaker 4: That's every stand up shine ow. Yeah.

570
00:26:50,920 --> 00:26:56,200
Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm just my career is happening on different couches well.

571
00:26:56,119 --> 00:26:58,639
Speaker 1: And you know that makes me think I feel like

572
00:26:58,680 --> 00:27:01,800
Speaker 1: those I definitely need to say yes more or at

573
00:27:01,880 --> 00:27:03,919
Speaker 1: least not have the reaction I always do, which is

574
00:27:04,040 --> 00:27:05,880
Speaker 1: I don't trust anyone and this isn't going to work

575
00:27:05,880 --> 00:27:09,159
Speaker 1: out right. But as stand up comedians, I think we

576
00:27:09,240 --> 00:27:13,440
Speaker 1: are automatic yes people because we're risk takers in our job.

577
00:27:14,200 --> 00:27:19,840
Speaker 1: So maybe there's other people that say no and really

578
00:27:19,920 --> 00:27:22,400
Speaker 1: play it safe much more, and we think we play

579
00:27:22,440 --> 00:27:26,560
Speaker 1: it safe, but comparatively speaking, we really roll the dice

580
00:27:26,680 --> 00:27:29,120
Speaker 1: quite Yeah, the dice, I.

581
00:27:29,040 --> 00:27:33,520
Speaker 3: Seewe quay something something's wrong?

582
00:27:33,840 --> 00:27:37,440
Speaker 6: No, it's fine, Yeah, I think you're right. It's part

583
00:27:37,480 --> 00:27:42,640
Speaker 6: of our comedic improv yes and training. I say yes

584
00:27:42,680 --> 00:27:45,560
Speaker 6: and to hey, you want to come over and.

585
00:27:45,480 --> 00:27:48,359
Speaker 1: Tell jokes in my backyard?

586
00:27:48,520 --> 00:27:49,760
Speaker 4: Oh, I did a backyard.

587
00:27:50,560 --> 00:27:52,919
Speaker 6: There's this guy's a bear, a date bear, and he

588
00:27:53,040 --> 00:27:56,040
Speaker 6: does dates and almonds. But he made millions, and I

589
00:27:56,119 --> 00:27:58,679
Speaker 6: went to his house. Someone asked me to stand up

590
00:27:58,680 --> 00:28:01,000
Speaker 6: at this rich old guy's date.

591
00:28:01,119 --> 00:28:03,679
Speaker 2: But date baron, you're saying that statement like it's.

592
00:28:03,560 --> 00:28:05,720
Speaker 1: A fraze and we all use every day.

593
00:28:05,760 --> 00:28:08,080
Speaker 4: They made millions in d industry.

594
00:28:09,960 --> 00:28:11,720
Speaker 1: He's a date bearon, and I.

595
00:28:11,640 --> 00:28:14,120
Speaker 6: Think they're really good for you because he's seventy eight

596
00:28:14,160 --> 00:28:15,879
Speaker 6: and he and a thirteen year old and a fifteen

597
00:28:15,920 --> 00:28:16,320
Speaker 6: year old.

598
00:28:16,480 --> 00:28:17,920
Speaker 1: Oh then yes.

599
00:28:18,680 --> 00:28:21,320
Speaker 4: But the band there was a band before me.

600
00:28:21,359 --> 00:28:24,520
Speaker 6: It's a big backyard in Beverly Hills at a giant mansion.

601
00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:28,399
Speaker 6: And the band stopped playing celebration or whatever, and then

602
00:28:28,600 --> 00:28:30,800
Speaker 6: just brought me up and everyone right when they got

603
00:28:30,840 --> 00:28:33,399
Speaker 6: their dinner. And I just knew it was going to

604
00:28:33,440 --> 00:28:35,440
Speaker 6: be bad, so it didn't. I didn't let it hurt

605
00:28:35,520 --> 00:28:38,480
Speaker 6: my feelings, but I did. I guess I got kind

606
00:28:38,480 --> 00:28:40,840
Speaker 6: of upset on stage, but I took.

607
00:28:40,680 --> 00:28:42,760
Speaker 2: The money and run and you do that all that's

608
00:28:42,800 --> 00:28:43,480
Speaker 2: your process.

609
00:28:43,680 --> 00:28:45,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I mean there's lots of reasons to be

610
00:28:45,920 --> 00:28:47,200
Speaker 1: upset while you do stand up.

611
00:28:47,120 --> 00:28:49,920
Speaker 6: Car right, I promise so lately I've just been happy

612
00:28:49,960 --> 00:28:50,560
Speaker 6: on stage.

613
00:28:50,840 --> 00:28:54,000
Speaker 2: Oh really, not off off.

614
00:28:54,840 --> 00:28:57,719
Speaker 1: I love those shows where they hire you to do

615
00:28:57,760 --> 00:28:59,800
Speaker 1: something and you're like, this is awesome, I'm gonna make money,

616
00:29:00,080 --> 00:29:02,280
Speaker 1: and then once together, you realize the people who have

617
00:29:02,360 --> 00:29:05,920
Speaker 1: invited you know nothing about comedy and are setting you

618
00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:09,200
Speaker 1: up in the worst possible way to do a show,

619
00:29:09,840 --> 00:29:12,600
Speaker 1: but with love in their heart, they're like, really setting

620
00:29:12,600 --> 00:29:13,240
Speaker 1: you up to fail.

621
00:29:13,440 --> 00:29:15,760
Speaker 6: Right, They had someone from the band that was in

622
00:29:15,800 --> 00:29:19,280
Speaker 6: a groove and didn't want to stop playing. Yeah, say hey,

623
00:29:19,280 --> 00:29:21,240
Speaker 6: we have a nice surprise for you. That's when I

624
00:29:21,280 --> 00:29:24,880
Speaker 6: knew it was going to be terrible. Yeah, scand up

625
00:29:24,920 --> 00:29:28,960
Speaker 6: comedy surprise everyone's favorite, right as they get chicken or fish.

626
00:29:29,120 --> 00:29:32,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, Whereas most of the time stand up comedy just

627
00:29:32,440 --> 00:29:37,320
Speaker 1: makes people so uncomfortable, no matter whether they're eating or standing.

628
00:29:37,040 --> 00:29:39,960
Speaker 4: Yep, visitting. It's like talking about the Bible all of

629
00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:40,400
Speaker 4: a sudden.

630
00:29:40,480 --> 00:29:41,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not cool.

631
00:29:41,680 --> 00:29:43,840
Speaker 6: No, no one wants no one wants to be surprised

632
00:29:43,840 --> 00:29:48,000
Speaker 6: by comedy. But anyway, if I wished I had said no,

633
00:29:48,040 --> 00:29:49,920
Speaker 6: but alshow then I got the check and I was.

634
00:29:49,840 --> 00:29:54,200
Speaker 4: Like, okay, thank you, date Karen, Yeah, thank you. You've

635
00:29:54,240 --> 00:29:56,160
Speaker 4: never heard of the phrase date baron?

636
00:29:58,840 --> 00:30:01,640
Speaker 1: I always I mean the Lord of the dates. That's

637
00:30:01,760 --> 00:30:07,200
Speaker 1: one I've definitely heard of, baron. It's totally different. It's

638
00:30:07,240 --> 00:30:07,800
Speaker 1: totally different.

639
00:30:07,920 --> 00:30:11,160
Speaker 6: On the way here, I or to your house, I

640
00:30:11,200 --> 00:30:15,120
Speaker 6: stopped to get gas and I saw this actor I

641
00:30:15,120 --> 00:30:18,160
Speaker 6: think he's from Ally McBeal. That's like a weasly faced

642
00:30:18,320 --> 00:30:20,280
Speaker 6: with a little nose. Yep, do you know what I'm

643
00:30:20,280 --> 00:30:20,760
Speaker 6: talking about.

644
00:30:20,840 --> 00:30:21,480
Speaker 1: Yes, he's great.

645
00:30:21,720 --> 00:30:25,240
Speaker 4: He is great, but he's often plays like an he.

646
00:30:24,960 --> 00:30:26,720
Speaker 1: Plays the guy that's going to fuck you over at

647
00:30:26,920 --> 00:30:27,960
Speaker 1: your yes.

648
00:30:27,880 --> 00:30:31,240
Speaker 4: Yes, And he looks like a weasely villain in person.

649
00:30:31,320 --> 00:30:36,080
Speaker 6: And he was driving like a fancy sporty tesla. But

650
00:30:36,640 --> 00:30:38,640
Speaker 6: we were just I was pumping and he's pumping, and

651
00:30:38,680 --> 00:30:41,400
Speaker 6: I looked at him, and there's always that thing where

652
00:30:41,520 --> 00:30:44,080
Speaker 6: you don't know at first how you know someone's face.

653
00:30:44,160 --> 00:30:47,680
Speaker 4: So you just say hi, and then he even knows it.

654
00:30:47,720 --> 00:30:50,920
Speaker 6: But I've done it before, yes, by said I, and

655
00:30:50,960 --> 00:30:56,280
Speaker 6: he's like hello, and it's like, oh, I enjoy your work.

656
00:30:57,000 --> 00:31:00,600
Speaker 6: And then but then he made a face like oh brother,

657
00:31:01,720 --> 00:31:03,400
Speaker 6: and then so I said, I'm sorry.

658
00:31:03,440 --> 00:31:06,400
Speaker 4: I thought you're so old. And then I got in

659
00:31:06,520 --> 00:31:08,800
Speaker 4: my current drove because that's how much I didn't like

660
00:31:08,840 --> 00:31:09,280
Speaker 4: his face.

661
00:31:09,360 --> 00:31:12,520
Speaker 6: It's hard to podcast about faces, but it was not

662
00:31:13,280 --> 00:31:16,160
Speaker 6: the face I wanted because I just was saying, yeah,

663
00:31:16,200 --> 00:31:17,479
Speaker 6: it was just a couple of dudes.

664
00:31:18,080 --> 00:31:20,959
Speaker 2: Now do you think he wasn't that actor?

665
00:31:21,200 --> 00:31:23,560
Speaker 1: And he was like an investment banker and he was

666
00:31:23,640 --> 00:31:25,440
Speaker 1: just like, this guy's picking up on me at the

667
00:31:25,480 --> 00:31:25,960
Speaker 1: gas station.

668
00:31:26,360 --> 00:31:28,560
Speaker 6: There's one thing I'll brag about more than my sweet

669
00:31:28,600 --> 00:31:31,040
Speaker 6: ass teeth. I know a goddamn face.

670
00:31:31,160 --> 00:31:33,720
Speaker 1: Okay, you know anchor teeth.

671
00:31:33,760 --> 00:31:37,920
Speaker 4: When you see that, you know my anchor tooth.

672
00:31:38,120 --> 00:31:39,280
Speaker 2: Now did I tell you this?

673
00:31:39,280 --> 00:31:41,120
Speaker 1: This is one of my favorite times that I did

674
00:31:41,120 --> 00:31:44,720
Speaker 1: that because, as I've said, and this might be the

675
00:31:44,760 --> 00:31:48,440
Speaker 1: story I repeat constantly, but I was at Gelson's in

676
00:31:49,320 --> 00:31:52,440
Speaker 1: U Studio City, which is a fancy grocery store here

677
00:31:52,440 --> 00:31:54,120
Speaker 1: in Los Angeles, very expensive.

678
00:31:54,280 --> 00:31:56,560
Speaker 2: I love to go there when I want to treat myself.

679
00:31:56,680 --> 00:31:57,960
Speaker 4: I always forget it's very.

680
00:31:58,400 --> 00:32:00,480
Speaker 1: It's really expensive, but they have things they're like, they

681
00:32:00,560 --> 00:32:03,040
Speaker 1: have a whole gluten free section or they'll have some

682
00:32:03,120 --> 00:32:05,160
Speaker 1: kind of cheese that you've only ever seen in like

683
00:32:05,160 --> 00:32:11,080
Speaker 1: a you know France, right, they have fucking grewere. So

684
00:32:11,600 --> 00:32:15,000
Speaker 1: I was at Gelson's and I'm walking in and this was,

685
00:32:15,120 --> 00:32:17,320
Speaker 1: you know, ten years ago or whatever. I'm walking in

686
00:32:17,520 --> 00:32:20,400
Speaker 1: and I'm in the parking lot walking parallel with a

687
00:32:20,400 --> 00:32:22,960
Speaker 1: guy and I look over and I immediately go, I

688
00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:25,800
Speaker 1: know that guy, and I immediately picture him at a

689
00:32:25,840 --> 00:32:28,960
Speaker 1: comedy party. So I'm like, he's a friend of somebody's.

690
00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:32,560
Speaker 1: He's right, and I'm trying to I'm racking my brain,

691
00:32:33,240 --> 00:32:35,680
Speaker 1: and he we both gave each other kind of a hey,

692
00:32:35,680 --> 00:32:38,240
Speaker 1: what's up thing as we were walking in, So I'm like, fuck,

693
00:32:38,280 --> 00:32:40,120
Speaker 1: I have to remember, is this guy a writer?

694
00:32:40,320 --> 00:32:42,960
Speaker 2: Is this guy a comic? Is he some kind of.

695
00:32:42,880 --> 00:32:44,920
Speaker 1: A suit and I should really know who he is

696
00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:49,640
Speaker 1: for business purposes? And we are both shopping through Gelson's

697
00:32:49,640 --> 00:32:51,640
Speaker 1: and at one point he comes down the top of

698
00:32:51,680 --> 00:32:54,960
Speaker 1: one aisle and I come up the bottom of one aisle,

699
00:32:55,480 --> 00:32:57,960
Speaker 1: and as we kind of meet in the middle, and

700
00:32:58,000 --> 00:33:00,000
Speaker 1: we're a little bit embarrassed because already saw each other

701
00:33:00,160 --> 00:33:03,520
Speaker 1: the parking lot, I said, I'm sorry, do I know

702
00:33:03,640 --> 00:33:04,360
Speaker 1: you from.

703
00:33:04,480 --> 00:33:07,040
Speaker 4: Stand up comedy, which is like a slimy guy hit.

704
00:33:09,800 --> 00:33:13,080
Speaker 2: And I didn't mean it that way. I did, but

705
00:33:13,640 --> 00:33:15,760
Speaker 2: I truly didn't it that way.

706
00:33:15,800 --> 00:33:18,160
Speaker 1: But I just it was driving me so crazy that

707
00:33:18,240 --> 00:33:20,200
Speaker 1: I figured if I heard his voice or something, that

708
00:33:20,200 --> 00:33:23,520
Speaker 1: there would be like immediate recognition. And he I was like,

709
00:33:23,600 --> 00:33:26,480
Speaker 1: are you in comedy? And he was like, oh no,

710
00:33:27,160 --> 00:33:29,120
Speaker 1: He's like, but yeah, you look familiar to me too.

711
00:33:29,160 --> 00:33:31,600
Speaker 1: We probably, you know, maybe we have mutual friends. And

712
00:33:31,640 --> 00:33:34,040
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, okay, And then I felt so

713
00:33:34,240 --> 00:33:36,280
Speaker 1: stupid because it was like he.

714
00:33:36,280 --> 00:33:37,560
Speaker 2: Was like, that's nice, ma'am.

715
00:33:37,880 --> 00:33:40,800
Speaker 1: Yes, And as I turned to walk away, I realized

716
00:33:41,200 --> 00:33:43,280
Speaker 1: that the night before I had just seen Snakes on

717
00:33:43,320 --> 00:33:46,080
Speaker 1: a Plane in the movie Theater and he is the

718
00:33:46,120 --> 00:33:50,880
Speaker 1: herpetologist they call in as the special scientist in Snakes

719
00:33:50,880 --> 00:33:51,320
Speaker 1: on a Plane.

720
00:33:51,440 --> 00:33:53,800
Speaker 4: It wasn't like a well known no.

721
00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:56,040
Speaker 1: I just recognized him because he was so funny in

722
00:33:56,080 --> 00:33:56,480
Speaker 1: that movie.

723
00:33:57,680 --> 00:33:59,720
Speaker 2: I hung out with him in the movie Theater the night.

724
00:34:00,400 --> 00:34:03,680
Speaker 1: It was as I turned and it like dawned on

725
00:34:03,760 --> 00:34:06,440
Speaker 1: me as I was walking away, and I almost put

726
00:34:06,440 --> 00:34:09,040
Speaker 1: my basket down and just left the store because I

727
00:34:09,120 --> 00:34:11,719
Speaker 1: was so embarrassed because then I realized it did look

728
00:34:11,760 --> 00:34:13,480
Speaker 1: like I was picking up on him and it did

729
00:34:13,520 --> 00:34:15,759
Speaker 1: seem fake that I was like, are you are you

730
00:34:15,800 --> 00:34:17,120
Speaker 1: a stand up comic like me?

731
00:34:17,440 --> 00:34:18,200
Speaker 4: Or you know what I mean?

732
00:34:18,760 --> 00:34:22,000
Speaker 1: I was trying to brag and pull him into my web.

733
00:34:22,040 --> 00:34:25,520
Speaker 1: At the same right, I wanted to die.

734
00:34:25,680 --> 00:34:28,520
Speaker 6: I felt like that so many times when it's not

735
00:34:28,719 --> 00:34:30,280
Speaker 6: when I am just saying are.

736
00:34:30,160 --> 00:34:30,760
Speaker 4: You a comic?

737
00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:34,400
Speaker 6: Because I think I know someone, it's very.

738
00:34:34,280 --> 00:34:36,000
Speaker 1: Hard to you know, it's funny at work. So I

739
00:34:36,040 --> 00:34:37,239
Speaker 1: started back at baskets.

740
00:34:38,280 --> 00:34:39,960
Speaker 4: That must be fun. Do you get to hang out

741
00:34:39,960 --> 00:34:40,920
Speaker 4: with Martha Kelly?

742
00:34:41,200 --> 00:34:44,640
Speaker 1: She comes in, the actors don't come. They all come

743
00:34:44,640 --> 00:34:48,920
Speaker 1: in like once. We don't get to hang but we will,

744
00:34:48,960 --> 00:34:51,680
Speaker 1: like when we read all the scripts together at the end.

745
00:34:51,800 --> 00:34:53,400
Speaker 4: Does Martha live here in Austin.

746
00:34:54,560 --> 00:34:57,279
Speaker 1: I think she does. I think she loves in both.

747
00:34:57,960 --> 00:34:59,839
Speaker 1: From from what I know, I think she comes here

748
00:34:59,840 --> 00:35:01,239
Speaker 1: to Martha is.

749
00:35:01,200 --> 00:35:04,720
Speaker 4: Someone I started comedy with, and it's my old friend.

750
00:35:04,800 --> 00:35:06,240
Speaker 2: She's a brilliant.

751
00:35:05,800 --> 00:35:07,879
Speaker 4: Community joint custody of a dog.

752
00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:13,040
Speaker 6: Yes, and she has a delivery and a dryness that

753
00:35:13,440 --> 00:35:15,440
Speaker 6: is the first thing of its kind that I had

754
00:35:15,480 --> 00:35:18,799
Speaker 6: seen when I first saw her, and you knew her

755
00:35:18,800 --> 00:35:21,880
Speaker 6: before me when she moved to Austin, and then I visited.

756
00:35:22,719 --> 00:35:27,200
Speaker 6: She said, go do this laundromat, and I had Howard

757
00:35:27,239 --> 00:35:30,200
Speaker 6: Kramer take me there because I just brought skateboard because

758
00:35:30,200 --> 00:35:30,800
Speaker 6: I was dumb.

759
00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:34,160
Speaker 4: Oh you can't just skateboard everywhere. And then I met

760
00:35:34,239 --> 00:35:37,959
Speaker 4: you like C J. Arabia and oh right, yeah, way,

761
00:35:38,239 --> 00:35:39,160
Speaker 4: I mean I was.

762
00:35:40,280 --> 00:35:43,040
Speaker 1: I was ninety seven, ninety.

763
00:35:42,840 --> 00:35:44,840
Speaker 4: Eight, ninety nine.

764
00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:48,239
Speaker 6: I guess yeah, because I didn't start comedy really till

765
00:35:48,320 --> 00:35:50,799
Speaker 6: ninety nine, but I was brand new, so maybe two though.

766
00:35:51,000 --> 00:35:54,600
Speaker 1: I loved that part that laundrymat. They did talk about

767
00:35:54,640 --> 00:35:57,160
Speaker 1: not wanting to watch comedy. Oh my god, it was

768
00:35:57,200 --> 00:35:59,960
Speaker 1: like Lucy's laundrymaut on the east side of town. No,

769
00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:02,279
Speaker 1: nobody wanted to watch Cobby there. They were just like,

770
00:36:02,520 --> 00:36:04,279
Speaker 1: please stop yelling now there.

771
00:36:04,600 --> 00:36:06,920
Speaker 6: If you did that, at least there'd be some chairs

772
00:36:06,920 --> 00:36:09,360
Speaker 6: and people sitting in them. I don't recall chairs. I

773
00:36:09,400 --> 00:36:11,680
Speaker 6: recalled people sorting their whites.

774
00:36:11,960 --> 00:36:15,440
Speaker 1: Yes, literally, people doing laundry and looking up every once

775
00:36:15,440 --> 00:36:17,799
Speaker 1: in a while bummed out, like yes, do we really

776
00:36:17,800 --> 00:36:20,560
Speaker 1: have to listen to this amplified bullshit?

777
00:36:20,760 --> 00:36:25,200
Speaker 4: I don't even speak English, Please shut up. It was horrifying.

778
00:36:25,320 --> 00:36:28,200
Speaker 1: This in the stage was basically just the spot between

779
00:36:28,239 --> 00:36:29,239
Speaker 1: the two bathrooms.

780
00:36:29,320 --> 00:36:31,520
Speaker 6: Yes, you're right in front of a toilet. God, it's

781
00:36:31,560 --> 00:36:34,520
Speaker 6: so vivid bad memories. Why don't have vivid good memories?

782
00:36:34,560 --> 00:36:34,600
Speaker 4: So?

783
00:36:34,719 --> 00:36:36,960
Speaker 1: You know what's also funny is there's so many people

784
00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:39,680
Speaker 1: that I know now that are like we met at

785
00:36:39,719 --> 00:36:43,759
Speaker 1: Lucy's laundry mat because it would be like me, CJ. Maryland,

786
00:36:43,800 --> 00:36:46,000
Speaker 1: Danny Sibios, We would just go there like that was

787
00:36:46,080 --> 00:36:47,719
Speaker 1: just our thing, you know.

788
00:36:47,719 --> 00:36:49,640
Speaker 4: What I mean? Yeah, hilarious.

789
00:36:49,680 --> 00:36:53,160
Speaker 6: It wasn't there a documentary about the tour of the

790
00:36:53,440 --> 00:36:59,200
Speaker 6: I remember there was a tour of Lucy's Laundry Mats?

791
00:36:59,239 --> 00:37:00,399
Speaker 1: Really again?

792
00:37:01,120 --> 00:37:03,960
Speaker 6: And was there a person named Christina that had something

793
00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:04,879
Speaker 6: to do with it back then?

794
00:37:05,200 --> 00:37:05,720
Speaker 1: No idea?

795
00:37:05,800 --> 00:37:08,760
Speaker 4: See my hip isn't I'm killing it memory wise?

796
00:37:08,920 --> 00:37:11,800
Speaker 2: Your your memory can see twenty twenty vision.

797
00:37:11,880 --> 00:37:14,880
Speaker 6: What if cobalt blinds me? But it also links all

798
00:37:14,960 --> 00:37:17,880
Speaker 6: my trian glyceroid acids.

799
00:37:17,520 --> 00:37:20,200
Speaker 2: In my brain and it erases all the plaques.

800
00:37:20,360 --> 00:37:24,360
Speaker 6: Yeah, I've been building coconut oil, which I do feel like.

801
00:37:25,400 --> 00:37:27,120
Speaker 6: I don't know if it helps, but I do take

802
00:37:27,120 --> 00:37:28,160
Speaker 6: a lot of coconut oil.

803
00:37:28,239 --> 00:37:29,000
Speaker 4: Good good so far.

804
00:37:29,040 --> 00:37:32,920
Speaker 6: I think it's just giving me giant eyebrows today on

805
00:37:33,040 --> 00:37:36,000
Speaker 6: the drive over my eyebrow one of my eyebrows was

806
00:37:36,080 --> 00:37:37,120
Speaker 6: touching my eyelid.

807
00:37:37,320 --> 00:37:41,160
Speaker 4: Oh, I just looked like a math professor.

808
00:37:41,360 --> 00:37:44,960
Speaker 1: Well, well, first of all, you do have a beautiful mind.

809
00:37:45,160 --> 00:37:49,680
Speaker 1: But it might be you welcome. I wonder if it's

810
00:37:49,680 --> 00:37:52,760
Speaker 1: just your it's your winter pelt, like your system knows

811
00:37:52,800 --> 00:37:53,200
Speaker 1: we get to.

812
00:37:53,200 --> 00:37:55,160
Speaker 2: Warm up for the winter, the winter's coming out.

813
00:37:55,200 --> 00:37:56,560
Speaker 4: That explains my back.

814
00:37:57,480 --> 00:38:01,200
Speaker 6: Just kidding, I don't know any Hey, everyone out there

815
00:38:01,280 --> 00:38:03,359
Speaker 6: on the back here, Hey, I just I think it's

816
00:38:03,520 --> 00:38:06,640
Speaker 6: just I've thin eyebrows and I want to keep them

817
00:38:07,200 --> 00:38:10,560
Speaker 6: visible and they help you make expressions and everything.

818
00:38:10,680 --> 00:38:13,480
Speaker 2: True, Yeah, you need them, so don't get rid of them.

819
00:38:13,520 --> 00:38:16,520
Speaker 6: I have curly hair and it's getting curly in my brows.

820
00:38:16,880 --> 00:38:19,319
Speaker 1: I mean, look, this is another middle aged thing that

821
00:38:19,360 --> 00:38:22,000
Speaker 1: I hate to tell you about. But it's like, suddenly

822
00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:24,440
Speaker 1: your eyebrows. I think that might be a guy thing,

823
00:38:24,520 --> 00:38:26,359
Speaker 1: because I know my dad. Everyone saw a look over

824
00:38:26,400 --> 00:38:27,960
Speaker 1: at my dad and one of his eyebrows is like

825
00:38:28,320 --> 00:38:30,879
Speaker 1: insanely long and pointing north northwest.

826
00:38:30,920 --> 00:38:34,840
Speaker 6: But I haven't had any kids, I know. Did you

827
00:38:34,880 --> 00:38:36,000
Speaker 6: just say it's a dad thing?

828
00:38:36,239 --> 00:38:38,879
Speaker 4: Yeah? Oh, yeah, I want it. I know I'm making

829
00:38:39,440 --> 00:38:40,880
Speaker 4: I could have kids if I want it.

830
00:38:40,960 --> 00:38:41,520
Speaker 2: No, you could.

831
00:38:41,719 --> 00:38:42,480
Speaker 4: I do want him.

832
00:38:42,920 --> 00:38:46,720
Speaker 1: You do not now, not this moment, but it's somewhere

833
00:38:46,719 --> 00:38:48,080
Speaker 1: in the window this podcast.

834
00:38:48,120 --> 00:38:50,000
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah. And then right after.

835
00:38:49,719 --> 00:38:55,280
Speaker 7: That first participant, I see that's a hurry.

836
00:38:55,280 --> 00:38:57,160
Speaker 4: I gotta be able to play frisbee with him.

837
00:38:57,400 --> 00:38:59,719
Speaker 1: Guys, Chris has a show with the Dynasty Typewriter and

838
00:38:59,840 --> 00:39:02,960
Speaker 1: I if you could please go down any women who

839
00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:07,600
Speaker 1: are fertile and willing please yes, or create?

840
00:39:08,760 --> 00:39:14,719
Speaker 4: Oh what a scary Oh that just scares me. First arrival, Well,

841
00:39:15,080 --> 00:39:15,640
Speaker 4: you're the one.

842
00:39:16,640 --> 00:39:18,840
Speaker 6: I gotta take what I can get. Nice to meet you, ma'am,

843
00:39:18,960 --> 00:39:24,640
Speaker 6: or should I say, mom? Just go go after it

844
00:39:24,760 --> 00:39:28,680
Speaker 6: right in the typewriter lobby. And the baby's born ten

845
00:39:28,719 --> 00:39:30,000
Speaker 6: minutes later, and you.

846
00:39:29,960 --> 00:39:39,080
Speaker 1: Name him Dynasty Typewriter Junior. It's not a state typewriter Junior.

847
00:39:39,120 --> 00:39:40,919
Speaker 2: It's not a catchy name at all.

848
00:39:41,440 --> 00:39:49,840
Speaker 6: Sure as fuck is I'm sorry, Dynasty Typewriter Junior. And

849
00:39:49,960 --> 00:39:54,160
Speaker 6: I heard it in the whatever that song? Way cool, Junior.

850
00:39:54,400 --> 00:39:54,759
Speaker 4: I don't know.

851
00:39:54,800 --> 00:39:59,640
Speaker 6: I think it's likely kid Joe, but god damn, Dynasty Typewriter.

852
00:40:01,400 --> 00:40:03,640
Speaker 2: Come on, come on?

853
00:40:05,160 --> 00:40:07,480
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, are you going to start a band or not.

854
00:40:08,600 --> 00:40:10,360
Speaker 4: Oh my god, you forgot.

855
00:40:10,640 --> 00:40:11,720
Speaker 1: I forgot to start.

856
00:40:11,800 --> 00:40:15,720
Speaker 4: It's a new Year's all right. We didn't know nineteen.

857
00:40:15,880 --> 00:40:17,960
Speaker 1: But this is thank you for saying that, because it

858
00:40:18,080 --> 00:40:19,759
Speaker 1: is going to link to the thing I did want

859
00:40:19,800 --> 00:40:22,600
Speaker 1: to tell you about, okay, which is I had my

860
00:40:22,640 --> 00:40:23,640
Speaker 1: garage cleaned out.

861
00:40:24,040 --> 00:40:27,400
Speaker 6: I just seeing the before picture made me want to

862
00:40:27,480 --> 00:40:28,640
Speaker 6: hide from my problem.

863
00:40:28,719 --> 00:40:29,960
Speaker 4: Right, I'm so proud of you.

864
00:40:30,040 --> 00:40:32,879
Speaker 1: Thank you. So I did post it on Twitter if

865
00:40:32,920 --> 00:40:38,480
Speaker 1: if you're interested, it's on my Twitter. Sorry hipsters, I

866
00:40:38,520 --> 00:40:40,640
Speaker 1: was I was talking to pedestrians, not you listeners.

867
00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:45,279
Speaker 4: If you want it, it's on my Twitter. Sorry, sorry hipsters.

868
00:40:45,360 --> 00:40:46,440
Speaker 4: You don't do Twitter.

869
00:40:46,600 --> 00:40:49,160
Speaker 1: I know that you're on Twitch and you don't or switch.

870
00:40:49,440 --> 00:40:50,880
Speaker 1: What is it, Stephen? What is it?

871
00:40:50,920 --> 00:40:51,280
Speaker 4: Twitch?

872
00:40:51,440 --> 00:40:51,760
Speaker 2: Twitch?

873
00:40:51,960 --> 00:40:54,040
Speaker 4: Twitch? Yeah? For video game watching?

874
00:40:54,200 --> 00:40:56,880
Speaker 1: But I swear to god, I feel different because that

875
00:40:56,960 --> 00:40:59,279
Speaker 1: garage was bumming me out so bad. Yeah, and it

876
00:40:59,400 --> 00:41:01,760
Speaker 1: had years of shit in it, and it had stuff

877
00:41:01,800 --> 00:41:04,520
Speaker 1: from like when Pete lived with me, stuff that I

878
00:41:04,680 --> 00:41:08,000
Speaker 1: just kept sticking into the garage and going, I'll take

879
00:41:08,040 --> 00:41:10,480
Speaker 1: care of it later, And all of a sudden, it's

880
00:41:10,560 --> 00:41:11,120
Speaker 1: all gone.

881
00:41:11,360 --> 00:41:12,800
Speaker 2: My entire garage is empty.

882
00:41:12,960 --> 00:41:15,360
Speaker 6: Did it feel the same as you and I both

883
00:41:15,960 --> 00:41:19,960
Speaker 6: were really scared about tax stuff all its forms, and

884
00:41:20,080 --> 00:41:22,759
Speaker 6: you had someone help you and I that motivated me.

885
00:41:23,160 --> 00:41:25,719
Speaker 6: It's like that looking at that picture reminded me of

886
00:41:25,760 --> 00:41:28,719
Speaker 6: that or a pain you've had in your abdomen for

887
00:41:28,800 --> 00:41:29,160
Speaker 6: a year.

888
00:41:29,280 --> 00:41:32,239
Speaker 4: It's just like I would have ignored that. And then

889
00:41:32,280 --> 00:41:34,200
Speaker 4: the second picture really looks good.

890
00:41:34,239 --> 00:41:36,600
Speaker 1: Your garage it's crazy, well you know what it is.

891
00:41:36,640 --> 00:41:39,439
Speaker 1: It's just there was just crap in there. I wish

892
00:41:39,440 --> 00:41:42,000
Speaker 1: he had taken a picture from the entrance because he

893
00:41:42,040 --> 00:41:43,440
Speaker 1: took it from the outside looking in.

894
00:41:43,960 --> 00:41:47,120
Speaker 2: But I would just put things right in the doorway

895
00:41:47,160 --> 00:41:48,040
Speaker 2: and then shut the door.

896
00:41:48,239 --> 00:41:50,839
Speaker 1: So it's even worse coming the other direction right right,

897
00:41:50,880 --> 00:41:54,040
Speaker 1: because you couldn't walk in. Like I haven't been able

898
00:41:54,080 --> 00:41:57,160
Speaker 1: to walk into my garage to turn on the outside lights.

899
00:41:57,239 --> 00:41:59,240
Speaker 2: So if I wanted to be outside at night.

900
00:41:59,160 --> 00:42:00,520
Speaker 4: I kind of want that headboard.

901
00:42:00,920 --> 00:42:06,440
Speaker 1: So it's filled with lice. Okay, we just broke by

902
00:42:06,480 --> 00:42:07,800
Speaker 1: a disco headboard.

903
00:42:07,960 --> 00:42:09,640
Speaker 4: I loved it.

904
00:42:09,640 --> 00:42:13,880
Speaker 6: It was black with it looked like a goth cruise ship.

905
00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:18,919
Speaker 1: It was it looked like a sex club. That the

906
00:42:18,920 --> 00:42:21,880
Speaker 1: devil ram and then he was like, we got to

907
00:42:21,880 --> 00:42:22,520
Speaker 1: clean this place.

908
00:42:22,520 --> 00:42:24,240
Speaker 2: Out for tax purposes.

909
00:42:25,520 --> 00:42:28,960
Speaker 6: Aaron keeps getting pregnant. We're making sinister babies.

910
00:42:30,600 --> 00:42:31,040
Speaker 4: Hold down.

911
00:42:32,719 --> 00:42:34,880
Speaker 6: I really I liked it. I also like the luggage

912
00:42:34,920 --> 00:42:37,320
Speaker 6: in front of it. I might take both. It's not

913
00:42:37,400 --> 00:42:39,200
Speaker 6: me from driving back here. I'm going to get everything.

914
00:42:39,840 --> 00:42:41,719
Speaker 1: You can do whatever you want. You can fill your

915
00:42:41,719 --> 00:42:43,520
Speaker 1: home with lice if that's what you need to do.

916
00:42:44,080 --> 00:42:45,960
Speaker 1: That's what my mom would say anytime I would go

917
00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:49,120
Speaker 1: through through through store shopping and be like I bought

918
00:42:49,120 --> 00:42:52,239
Speaker 1: this old lady's sweater, would be like, it's covered in lice.

919
00:42:53,040 --> 00:42:54,600
Speaker 4: There's bugs in the pocket.

920
00:42:54,680 --> 00:42:58,120
Speaker 1: Please get get it dry clean, must be covered in lice.

921
00:42:58,239 --> 00:43:00,680
Speaker 6: And you know what, I kind of agree with her.

922
00:43:00,880 --> 00:43:04,200
Speaker 6: I mean, my favorite app for the longest time. I

923
00:43:04,239 --> 00:43:06,760
Speaker 6: know I've mentioned this, but I'm gonna keep doing.

924
00:43:06,640 --> 00:43:07,400
Speaker 4: Do it that.

925
00:43:07,600 --> 00:43:10,000
Speaker 6: That's had I found out a garage sale that's at

926
00:43:10,160 --> 00:43:11,400
Speaker 6: ninety and still on the go.

927
00:43:12,600 --> 00:43:15,319
Speaker 1: It's it's remember you mentioned he was.

928
00:43:15,400 --> 00:43:18,319
Speaker 6: At a garage sale too, so clearly the man was

929
00:43:18,400 --> 00:43:21,640
Speaker 6: no longer on the go. Oh no, I know, and

930
00:43:21,680 --> 00:43:25,279
Speaker 6: I wore with respect to him, but I also I

931
00:43:25,320 --> 00:43:27,640
Speaker 6: didn't want anyone to see me wearing it and overthink

932
00:43:27,680 --> 00:43:29,359
Speaker 6: it too much and go like, oh, you think that's

933
00:43:29,400 --> 00:43:31,719
Speaker 6: real funny, don't you. Yeah, because for all they know,

934
00:43:31,960 --> 00:43:34,080
Speaker 6: you know, he's ninety to my grandpa or something.

935
00:43:34,160 --> 00:43:36,000
Speaker 2: Or you beat up some old ninety year old man

936
00:43:36,040 --> 00:43:37,560
Speaker 2: and stole his hot not to and.

937
00:43:37,800 --> 00:43:43,080
Speaker 6: Some four or five Elvis Gotstello cassettes. Yeah, that was

938
00:43:43,120 --> 00:43:46,120
Speaker 6: a great garage sale. But when I get a T

939
00:43:46,280 --> 00:43:48,719
Speaker 6: shirt or something like the World's Greatest Grandpa or any

940
00:43:48,760 --> 00:43:51,120
Speaker 6: shirt at one of those things, and you wear it

941
00:43:51,200 --> 00:43:54,360
Speaker 6: and then you wash it and it smells like we

942
00:43:54,560 --> 00:43:56,600
Speaker 6: light or whatever, and then you wear it and it

943
00:43:56,719 --> 00:43:58,640
Speaker 6: activates a dead person's bo.

944
00:43:58,920 --> 00:44:01,160
Speaker 1: Yes, no thanks, oh man.

945
00:44:01,040 --> 00:44:02,040
Speaker 4: Yeah you can easily.

946
00:44:02,680 --> 00:44:06,160
Speaker 6: I've worn your shirts and when you sweat a little,

947
00:44:06,640 --> 00:44:08,799
Speaker 6: the old bo is in there, and I do not

948
00:44:09,040 --> 00:44:09,359
Speaker 6: like that.

949
00:44:09,520 --> 00:44:13,759
Speaker 1: No, it's discussing. And also if it's polyester, which many

950
00:44:13,800 --> 00:44:15,680
Speaker 1: of the clothes from the seventies are kind of cool

951
00:44:15,719 --> 00:44:21,200
Speaker 1: and funny looking, are that should never comes out it's

952
00:44:21,239 --> 00:44:25,839
Speaker 1: like it's stained with odor, right, and disgusting polyester.

953
00:44:26,520 --> 00:44:28,360
Speaker 4: Well, I do like that. It's stretchy.

954
00:44:28,719 --> 00:44:31,240
Speaker 1: It's fun that it's stretchy, and it doesn't you can't

955
00:44:31,280 --> 00:44:33,480
Speaker 1: fuck it up, like you can't shrink it.

956
00:44:33,600 --> 00:44:35,320
Speaker 2: You can't like wash it badly.

957
00:44:35,480 --> 00:44:35,800
Speaker 4: I don't know.

958
00:44:35,880 --> 00:44:37,759
Speaker 6: One time I dropped a cigarette in my lap and

959
00:44:37,800 --> 00:44:42,120
Speaker 6: it melted like a candle. These pants, they wear a

960
00:44:42,160 --> 00:44:46,560
Speaker 6: polyester and there is plastic. Polly means plastic thig right,

961
00:44:46,680 --> 00:44:49,200
Speaker 6: I don't know. Polyamorous means you love plastic.

962
00:44:51,520 --> 00:44:54,399
Speaker 1: Me and my friends are going to get together, rub

963
00:44:54,480 --> 00:45:00,319
Speaker 1: some straws on our body. Yeah, now do you want this?

964
00:45:01,239 --> 00:45:03,840
Speaker 4: Yes? I want everything on the road. Open the trunk.

965
00:45:04,160 --> 00:45:07,279
Speaker 4: It's a mildew filled fridge with no doors there.

966
00:45:07,400 --> 00:45:09,919
Speaker 1: Tomorrow must be large item pickup day out here where

967
00:45:09,920 --> 00:45:14,040
Speaker 1: we're driving because there's just random oh yeah, of garbage

968
00:45:14,040 --> 00:45:14,640
Speaker 1: on the street.

969
00:45:14,840 --> 00:45:19,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, this is a good like. If you need you

970
00:45:19,280 --> 00:45:21,719
Speaker 4: should go to the Armenian part of Lendale.

971
00:45:21,760 --> 00:45:24,200
Speaker 2: Is that where we are, which is all of Glendale.

972
00:45:24,239 --> 00:45:28,000
Speaker 4: It's with the old in with the new. We look

973
00:45:28,040 --> 00:45:31,440
Speaker 4: at that haunted scary house that I would live in.

974
00:45:31,600 --> 00:45:32,359
Speaker 1: I would live in there.

975
00:45:32,400 --> 00:45:36,080
Speaker 2: It's big too, it's boy, it's a real match.

976
00:45:36,200 --> 00:45:37,239
Speaker 4: That house speaks to me.

977
00:45:37,800 --> 00:45:39,759
Speaker 6: Probably if you were inside, it would speak you too,

978
00:45:39,760 --> 00:45:40,560
Speaker 6: because it's haunted.

979
00:45:40,680 --> 00:45:41,520
Speaker 1: It's haunted.

980
00:45:41,680 --> 00:45:45,080
Speaker 4: It is scary. There's a lamp on. Look at those Oh,

981
00:45:45,239 --> 00:45:47,000
Speaker 4: I don't does the house could be the creeps.

982
00:45:47,080 --> 00:45:51,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, being over No, no, no.

983
00:45:49,920 --> 00:45:50,920
Speaker 4: I can't stop talking.

984
00:45:53,200 --> 00:45:54,440
Speaker 2: I think we should get more coffee.

985
00:45:54,520 --> 00:45:56,759
Speaker 6: One time I was on a cruise ship and I

986
00:45:56,800 --> 00:46:00,239
Speaker 6: think I agreed to do some cruise ship comedy when

987
00:46:00,280 --> 00:46:01,600
Speaker 6: the price is right, and I.

988
00:46:02,600 --> 00:46:03,799
Speaker 1: Don't know that's the way.

989
00:46:04,160 --> 00:46:06,279
Speaker 2: I know people make a good living on cruise ship.

990
00:46:06,440 --> 00:46:09,680
Speaker 6: I mean it was again on the boat, come back

991
00:46:09,840 --> 00:46:11,360
Speaker 6: less than a week or whatever.

992
00:46:11,600 --> 00:46:12,560
Speaker 4: Dream come true.

993
00:46:13,160 --> 00:46:15,840
Speaker 1: Five thousand dollars. Bam, bam, thank you, ma'am. All the

994
00:46:15,880 --> 00:46:19,120
Speaker 1: shrimp you want. We'll look at this fucking look at

995
00:46:19,120 --> 00:46:20,960
Speaker 1: this pink jumpsuit happening.

996
00:46:21,040 --> 00:46:24,640
Speaker 6: That guy has it all. Okay, I'm taking a picture

997
00:46:24,640 --> 00:46:25,040
Speaker 6: of him now.

998
00:46:25,480 --> 00:46:27,080
Speaker 2: Careful he's looking yeah.

999
00:46:27,440 --> 00:46:30,479
Speaker 4: Oh you know what, No, he's a hipster guy.

1000
00:46:30,760 --> 00:46:31,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not fun.

1001
00:46:31,760 --> 00:46:34,799
Speaker 4: Yeah. I thought he was going to be a dad.

1002
00:46:35,000 --> 00:46:37,880
Speaker 4: Oh hi uh.

1003
00:46:38,120 --> 00:46:40,080
Speaker 6: I was on crush ship and we were in the

1004
00:46:40,120 --> 00:46:43,960
Speaker 6: middle of a three day float. Two of the days

1005
00:46:44,080 --> 00:46:48,520
Speaker 6: was going from somewhere to like the Roatan Peninsula.

1006
00:46:48,719 --> 00:46:49,279
Speaker 2: What's that.

1007
00:46:49,840 --> 00:46:53,040
Speaker 4: I don't remember, but it was a lot.

1008
00:46:53,560 --> 00:46:55,839
Speaker 6: You go, if you leave out of Texas and it's

1009
00:46:55,880 --> 00:46:59,200
Speaker 6: down Central America and uh, and.

1010
00:46:59,520 --> 00:47:00,960
Speaker 2: You mean the Yucatan plements.

1011
00:47:01,280 --> 00:47:04,760
Speaker 6: It's it's the it's We went to the Yucatan Potato

1012
00:47:04,840 --> 00:47:06,880
Speaker 6: bear and Island.

1013
00:47:07,760 --> 00:47:11,480
Speaker 1: The Potato Island, yes, yeah, okay.

1014
00:47:12,200 --> 00:47:17,439
Speaker 6: And out we were in like playing shuffle board, and

1015
00:47:17,560 --> 00:47:19,040
Speaker 6: I looked out in the middle of the night and

1016
00:47:19,080 --> 00:47:22,359
Speaker 6: there was an old boat, a rickety boat that has

1017
00:47:22,440 --> 00:47:24,840
Speaker 6: no business being out in the center of the ocean.

1018
00:47:25,400 --> 00:47:27,920
Speaker 6: And it was very a Scooby Doo like boat. It

1019
00:47:27,960 --> 00:47:31,960
Speaker 6: was like a rowboat that someone had built a little

1020
00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:35,200
Speaker 6: roof on. There was a lantern on it, and it

1021
00:47:35,320 --> 00:47:38,560
Speaker 6: was empty. No one was on it because the waves

1022
00:47:38,560 --> 00:47:41,200
Speaker 6: were crashing and it if anyone was on it, they'd

1023
00:47:41,239 --> 00:47:42,239
Speaker 6: be yelling help.

1024
00:47:42,440 --> 00:47:46,240
Speaker 4: Yes, it was empty, but there was a light on it. Yeah.

1025
00:47:46,560 --> 00:47:47,880
Speaker 1: Oh that was a corpse boat.

1026
00:47:48,080 --> 00:47:49,000
Speaker 4: Unbelievable.

1027
00:47:49,719 --> 00:47:50,160
Speaker 1: It wasn't.

1028
00:47:50,280 --> 00:47:54,879
Speaker 6: And later when it was dinnertime, you know, you all

1029
00:47:54,960 --> 00:47:56,720
Speaker 6: sit down at your assigned tables.

1030
00:47:57,239 --> 00:47:59,040
Speaker 4: Other people I heard talking about.

1031
00:47:58,800 --> 00:48:03,240
Speaker 6: This boat that they saw, and uh, and I really

1032
00:48:03,239 --> 00:48:05,000
Speaker 6: am convinced that we saw ghost boat.

1033
00:48:05,600 --> 00:48:08,200
Speaker 4: But anyway, here's the house version. We're driving by this.

1034
00:48:08,440 --> 00:48:10,280
Speaker 2: There's it like this sauced up version.

1035
00:48:10,640 --> 00:48:14,799
Speaker 6: Yeah yeah, same architects or twin brothers. That one had

1036
00:48:14,800 --> 00:48:15,799
Speaker 6: a successful life.

1037
00:48:15,840 --> 00:48:17,880
Speaker 1: This one, you know what this is also the lawn

1038
00:48:17,960 --> 00:48:20,840
Speaker 1: is dead, which is making it look much scarier than.

1039
00:48:20,719 --> 00:48:24,520
Speaker 4: It means to. It is really a cool house, though, it's.

1040
00:48:24,520 --> 00:48:28,720
Speaker 1: And also those point the pointy ceilings yeah.

1041
00:48:28,560 --> 00:48:34,960
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, roof real Yeah, real real, Damien Oman pointed gables.

1042
00:48:34,640 --> 00:48:37,439
Speaker 1: For real, some serious fucking gable one.

1043
00:48:37,520 --> 00:48:39,600
Speaker 6: Yeah, it just means a crow. It's gonna peck out

1044
00:48:39,640 --> 00:48:42,920
Speaker 6: your eyes. Sorry, I keep talking about birds pecking out.

1045
00:48:43,280 --> 00:48:43,799
Speaker 2: No, it's okay.

1046
00:48:43,840 --> 00:48:45,799
Speaker 4: I think we need to hear a lot of caffeine

1047
00:48:45,800 --> 00:48:49,759
Speaker 4: in this right. I don't eat a lot of sugar either.

1048
00:48:49,800 --> 00:48:51,799
Speaker 4: I think that it's really getting me.

1049
00:48:51,880 --> 00:48:52,759
Speaker 1: It's getting you high.

1050
00:48:52,960 --> 00:48:56,120
Speaker 4: Yeah. Well, also, hypern we have a podcast.

1051
00:48:56,800 --> 00:48:57,480
Speaker 1: You're hyper in.

1052
00:48:57,480 --> 00:49:03,160
Speaker 2: Your anchors are about to go away.

1053
00:49:03,640 --> 00:49:05,160
Speaker 4: We're going full steam ahead.

1054
00:49:05,880 --> 00:49:10,520
Speaker 1: Ankles, those boat We're about to ghost boat the fuck

1055
00:49:10,600 --> 00:49:11,040
Speaker 1: out of here.

1056
00:49:13,120 --> 00:49:14,280
Speaker 2: Do you want to hear a fun story?

1057
00:49:14,600 --> 00:49:15,319
Speaker 4: Yeah?

1058
00:49:15,360 --> 00:49:18,240
Speaker 1: So I work the other day on my friend Teresa,

1059
00:49:18,280 --> 00:49:21,000
Speaker 1: who I work with, huh, who I've known for a

1060
00:49:21,000 --> 00:49:24,319
Speaker 1: long time. She got to work and then she was like, sorry, guys,

1061
00:49:24,360 --> 00:49:26,759
Speaker 1: I can't find my phone. We're trying to start and

1062
00:49:26,760 --> 00:49:28,880
Speaker 1: everyone's like kind of talking about stuff, and she's like

1063
00:49:29,000 --> 00:49:30,719
Speaker 1: kind of touching things and looking around, and then she

1064
00:49:30,760 --> 00:49:32,440
Speaker 1: finally goes, I lost my phone.

1065
00:49:32,560 --> 00:49:34,240
Speaker 2: It's not here. It's not my purse.

1066
00:49:34,440 --> 00:49:34,879
Speaker 4: Oh no.

1067
00:49:35,400 --> 00:49:36,840
Speaker 1: She went out to her car and came back it

1068
00:49:36,920 --> 00:49:41,279
Speaker 1: wasn't out there. And so then the lt who's our

1069
00:49:41,320 --> 00:49:46,160
Speaker 1: writer's assistant, looks up on Find my Phone, which is

1070
00:49:46,200 --> 00:49:48,720
Speaker 1: the best invention.

1071
00:49:49,120 --> 00:49:54,080
Speaker 6: And I believe online either isn't activated or I don't

1072
00:49:54,080 --> 00:49:55,160
Speaker 6: know the correct password.

1073
00:49:55,600 --> 00:49:56,799
Speaker 4: Well I got to figure that out.

1074
00:49:56,880 --> 00:49:59,160
Speaker 1: You got to, because I swear to God. So she

1075
00:50:00,400 --> 00:50:02,839
Speaker 1: they set it up, and luckily she had she has

1076
00:50:02,840 --> 00:50:05,320
Speaker 1: an Apple Watch. So they set it up and immediately

1077
00:50:05,360 --> 00:50:08,080
Speaker 1: send it the code so they can do it on

1078
00:50:08,120 --> 00:50:12,440
Speaker 1: his laptop or whatever. And they show it and her

1079
00:50:12,480 --> 00:50:14,640
Speaker 1: phone is that is at the end of a dead end,

1080
00:50:15,000 --> 00:50:19,879
Speaker 1: like across the tracks in Glendale, and our boss John goes, well,

1081
00:50:19,960 --> 00:50:21,719
Speaker 1: we got to go get the phone. And seven of

1082
00:50:21,800 --> 00:50:24,640
Speaker 1: us get up and get into two cars and we

1083
00:50:24,880 --> 00:50:28,400
Speaker 1: drive over to get this fucking phone, and it ends up.

1084
00:50:28,480 --> 00:50:30,560
Speaker 1: We drive and we end up. We don't know where

1085
00:50:30,560 --> 00:50:33,160
Speaker 1: we're going. We're just following the map that those guys have,

1086
00:50:33,840 --> 00:50:37,399
Speaker 1: and we end up at this emergency peed hospital pull

1087
00:50:37,440 --> 00:50:38,239
Speaker 1: in the driveway and.

1088
00:50:38,239 --> 00:50:39,880
Speaker 4: I'm like, you're in a dog's stomach.

1089
00:50:42,160 --> 00:50:43,759
Speaker 2: It turns out that.

1090
00:50:43,880 --> 00:50:48,360
Speaker 1: The it's one of those food trucks that comes in parks,

1091
00:50:48,360 --> 00:50:51,000
Speaker 1: like when construction workers are all in one spot, right,

1092
00:50:52,000 --> 00:50:56,759
Speaker 1: And she dropped it out of her car and the

1093
00:50:56,800 --> 00:50:59,960
Speaker 1: guy drove by saw a car iPhone laying in the street,

1094
00:51:00,080 --> 00:51:02,799
Speaker 1: picked it up and when I bet they'll find like

1095
00:51:02,880 --> 00:51:06,960
Speaker 1: that's everyone can find there, right phones these days. So

1096
00:51:07,040 --> 00:51:09,400
Speaker 1: we pull in. It was the funniest thing. Like seven

1097
00:51:09,400 --> 00:51:10,719
Speaker 1: of us got out of these cars and I was like,

1098
00:51:10,760 --> 00:51:13,160
Speaker 1: we got to be ready to fight. These people could

1099
00:51:13,160 --> 00:51:15,040
Speaker 1: have stolen it, like we don't know what this is.

1100
00:51:15,080 --> 00:51:17,360
Speaker 1: We have to go en mass and like get this

1101
00:51:17,440 --> 00:51:19,200
Speaker 1: phone back. But the guy was like, oh no, here,

1102
00:51:19,280 --> 00:51:21,480
Speaker 1: She's like, can I give you ten dollars? She's like no, no, no.

1103
00:51:21,520 --> 00:51:23,480
Speaker 1: It was just laying in the street and it was

1104
00:51:23,520 --> 00:51:25,560
Speaker 1: a miracle that nobody ran over it. So I figured

1105
00:51:25,560 --> 00:51:28,520
Speaker 1: I'd pick it up and somebody would come get it.

1106
00:51:28,520 --> 00:51:32,040
Speaker 1: It was so satisfying, like her phone was gone and

1107
00:51:32,080 --> 00:51:33,680
Speaker 1: we went and picked the phone up the end.

1108
00:51:34,120 --> 00:51:35,120
Speaker 4: Wow, that's great.

1109
00:51:35,239 --> 00:51:35,880
Speaker 1: It was awesome.

1110
00:51:36,040 --> 00:51:39,839
Speaker 6: Yeah, I lost nine once and I did that back

1111
00:51:39,880 --> 00:51:42,120
Speaker 6: when I did when I first got the app and

1112
00:51:42,160 --> 00:51:45,120
Speaker 6: figured it out and took it across the size at

1113
00:51:45,120 --> 00:51:49,440
Speaker 6: home in Montana followed it and it ended up at

1114
00:51:49,440 --> 00:51:52,040
Speaker 6: a house I went early in the morning and there

1115
00:51:52,120 --> 00:51:56,120
Speaker 6: was people that I know were okay with crime, yes,

1116
00:51:56,840 --> 00:51:58,760
Speaker 6: like smoking, they hadn't slapped.

1117
00:51:58,840 --> 00:52:00,759
Speaker 4: They were like do it drugs share and.

1118
00:52:00,760 --> 00:52:02,160
Speaker 6: They were on the porch and I was like, hey,

1119
00:52:02,200 --> 00:52:05,440
Speaker 6: I left my phone here last night, and she's like

1120
00:52:05,520 --> 00:52:08,440
Speaker 6: oh and went inside and handed me my phone. Yeah,

1121
00:52:08,440 --> 00:52:11,799
Speaker 6: So whoever stole it went and they stole right off

1122
00:52:11,800 --> 00:52:14,480
Speaker 6: the bar from Stockmansys Cowboy bar.

1123
00:52:15,920 --> 00:52:18,239
Speaker 1: It's not that smart to do, because no, no, I

1124
00:52:18,320 --> 00:52:20,120
Speaker 1: was ready the most traceable thing.

1125
00:52:20,160 --> 00:52:23,360
Speaker 6: Right right, but I am I'm like, oh my god,

1126
00:52:23,640 --> 00:52:26,400
Speaker 6: all of my bank info. I don't even know that

1127
00:52:26,520 --> 00:52:30,480
Speaker 6: I had a passcode on it, right because of a

1128
00:52:30,560 --> 00:52:32,560
Speaker 6: girlfriend that was maybe jealous. Why do you have your

1129
00:52:32,560 --> 00:52:34,520
Speaker 6: phone locked so I can't look at it. I'm like,

1130
00:52:34,600 --> 00:52:35,920
Speaker 6: je fine, I'll undo it.

1131
00:52:36,800 --> 00:52:39,080
Speaker 4: And then all of a sudden you could just really nice.

1132
00:52:39,360 --> 00:52:40,840
Speaker 4: Yeah then oh.

1133
00:52:40,719 --> 00:52:45,279
Speaker 6: God, that was why, and uh yeah, I but it

1134
00:52:45,320 --> 00:52:47,560
Speaker 6: could have been you know.

1135
00:52:47,719 --> 00:52:52,040
Speaker 1: People with guns, that's right, or just like somebody told

1136
00:52:52,080 --> 00:52:54,439
Speaker 1: a very similar story, but it was a girl they knew,

1137
00:52:54,600 --> 00:52:57,600
Speaker 1: and she she went by herself when knocked on a

1138
00:52:57,640 --> 00:52:59,560
Speaker 1: door and was like yeah, I guess you found my phone.

1139
00:53:00,040 --> 00:53:01,680
Speaker 1: And then the people were like, yep, here you go

1140
00:53:01,800 --> 00:53:04,400
Speaker 1: and gave it back the wow. But it did not

1141
00:53:04,520 --> 00:53:07,920
Speaker 1: look like they found her phone at all, right, like

1142
00:53:08,160 --> 00:53:10,919
Speaker 1: clearly the phone was stolen. People inside behind.

1143
00:53:10,960 --> 00:53:13,120
Speaker 6: I went out on a limb. Once I got there,

1144
00:53:13,160 --> 00:53:15,400
Speaker 6: I'm like, oh, they are partying. I'll say I was

1145
00:53:15,400 --> 00:53:17,720
Speaker 6: here last night. Yeah, and they it worked.

1146
00:53:17,920 --> 00:53:18,800
Speaker 2: That's genius.

1147
00:53:18,880 --> 00:53:21,320
Speaker 4: I don't know though, because I could have been like what.

1148
00:53:21,520 --> 00:53:23,520
Speaker 2: They could have been, like, what color is the count

1149
00:53:23,600 --> 00:53:24,480
Speaker 2: kitchen countertop?

1150
00:53:26,200 --> 00:53:29,319
Speaker 1: Marble? It is marble. We love you.

1151
00:53:29,440 --> 00:53:30,400
Speaker 4: Here's our phones.

1152
00:53:30,440 --> 00:53:33,160
Speaker 1: Also, you win a phone.

1153
00:53:32,920 --> 00:53:36,319
Speaker 6: You have a special ability to know the counters of

1154
00:53:36,320 --> 00:53:37,520
Speaker 6: a place you haven't been in.

1155
00:53:38,000 --> 00:53:39,799
Speaker 4: So they don't believe me, but they think I was.

1156
00:53:39,920 --> 00:53:42,280
Speaker 2: But they think they're like, don't FuG with a witch.

1157
00:53:42,480 --> 00:53:46,439
Speaker 6: Yeah, so you could please take our phones and read

1158
00:53:46,480 --> 00:53:47,400
Speaker 6: these tarot cards.

1159
00:53:47,560 --> 00:53:49,720
Speaker 2: Please tell us what the future holds.

1160
00:53:51,400 --> 00:53:54,880
Speaker 1: Look at how gorgeous Glendella is on a Saturday afternoon.

1161
00:53:54,960 --> 00:53:58,080
Speaker 6: Yeah, I've been anguishing about I'm going to move from

1162
00:53:58,120 --> 00:53:59,840
Speaker 6: the beach. I love the beach, but I got to

1163
00:54:00,080 --> 00:54:05,040
Speaker 6: live alone, and you know, I just haven't found the

1164
00:54:05,080 --> 00:54:07,840
Speaker 6: right spot. But I don't know why. I'm why have

1165
00:54:07,920 --> 00:54:10,839
Speaker 6: I not been looking in Glendale. It's like a it's

1166
00:54:10,880 --> 00:54:12,600
Speaker 6: another town and it's kind of far away.

1167
00:54:12,719 --> 00:54:16,520
Speaker 1: Maybe it's another town and it's more like residential. I

1168
00:54:16,520 --> 00:54:19,560
Speaker 1: feel like it's very family ish. But the good part

1169
00:54:19,600 --> 00:54:22,279
Speaker 1: about it is, here's why I like the valley, and

1170
00:54:22,280 --> 00:54:24,239
Speaker 1: here's why I'll pitch the valley to you as a

1171
00:54:24,280 --> 00:54:24,919
Speaker 1: place to live.

1172
00:54:25,520 --> 00:54:29,400
Speaker 4: There's no imagine you're at NBC a row suits.

1173
00:54:30,160 --> 00:54:32,359
Speaker 1: I'm going to picture that you're less Moonvez and I'm

1174
00:54:32,400 --> 00:54:37,319
Speaker 1: pitching for my life. You don't have to deal with

1175
00:54:37,520 --> 00:54:40,960
Speaker 1: the police, helicopters or well.

1176
00:54:40,800 --> 00:54:43,759
Speaker 4: You got to deal with thatshole, casshole, Oh my god.

1177
00:54:43,800 --> 00:54:46,279
Speaker 1: But if you drive a Dodge Charger, you better pass

1178
00:54:46,320 --> 00:54:48,279
Speaker 1: people on the right. I think that's kind of what

1179
00:54:48,360 --> 00:54:48,719
Speaker 1: it's for.

1180
00:54:49,000 --> 00:54:53,400
Speaker 6: Yeah, but it's a stray showroom flower the stock Dodge Dodger.

1181
00:54:53,560 --> 00:54:55,319
Speaker 1: You're right, he didn't build that shit.

1182
00:54:56,320 --> 00:54:58,359
Speaker 2: You didn't even put a special muffler on that shit.

1183
00:55:00,120 --> 00:55:03,520
Speaker 1: But over here, it's just like calm and quiet, which

1184
00:55:03,840 --> 00:55:06,319
Speaker 1: a lot of people don't like if they're still like

1185
00:55:06,480 --> 00:55:09,839
Speaker 1: young and single and free. Right, But if you're not

1186
00:55:10,360 --> 00:55:13,680
Speaker 1: or trying to, I don't know. Yeah, I'm a very

1187
00:55:13,760 --> 00:55:16,720
Speaker 1: volume sensitive and what if I want.

1188
00:55:16,560 --> 00:55:19,120
Speaker 4: To, yeah, live buy a house.

1189
00:55:19,160 --> 00:55:21,960
Speaker 6: I probably, Let's be honest, I'm talking about it, and

1190
00:55:22,000 --> 00:55:27,520
Speaker 6: so you know true, Yeah, but you know, rant is

1191
00:55:27,600 --> 00:55:28,440
Speaker 6: so high.

1192
00:55:28,680 --> 00:55:31,759
Speaker 4: It is. I liked it in one bedroom and it

1193
00:55:31,840 --> 00:55:34,279
Speaker 4: was twenty one hundred dollars a month.

1194
00:55:34,400 --> 00:55:35,320
Speaker 2: I know it's crazy.

1195
00:55:35,440 --> 00:55:36,320
Speaker 4: It was very little.

1196
00:55:37,160 --> 00:55:40,120
Speaker 6: But I am excited about living alone.

1197
00:55:40,400 --> 00:55:43,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's going to be nice because Nate's getting.

1198
00:55:43,239 --> 00:55:46,399
Speaker 6: And Nate's yeah, and proposed to his lady friend in there,

1199
00:55:46,800 --> 00:55:48,080
Speaker 6: and I think she'll.

1200
00:55:47,840 --> 00:55:50,240
Speaker 4: Move in and she's cool.

1201
00:55:50,400 --> 00:55:50,839
Speaker 1: That's great.

1202
00:55:50,920 --> 00:55:53,839
Speaker 6: I'm like, and you know, and I've been one, you know,

1203
00:55:54,440 --> 00:55:57,400
Speaker 6: two men living together. Come on, it's crazy unless you're

1204
00:55:57,400 --> 00:56:00,239
Speaker 6: in a relationship or a sitcom. Yeah, or you you.

1205
00:56:00,120 --> 00:56:01,960
Speaker 4: Have a daughter and you're one's an artist and the

1206
00:56:02,000 --> 00:56:02,920
Speaker 4: other's Paul Reiser.

1207
00:56:05,320 --> 00:56:06,680
Speaker 2: You don't know who the father is.

1208
00:56:06,880 --> 00:56:09,160
Speaker 4: Well, but my two dads. Wasn't Paul Reiser. I guess

1209
00:56:09,200 --> 00:56:09,480
Speaker 4: it was.

1210
00:56:10,000 --> 00:56:13,239
Speaker 1: No, it was it was look at that guy, that guy.

1211
00:56:13,520 --> 00:56:15,759
Speaker 1: So you know what, do not move to Glendale. Everybody

1212
00:56:15,880 --> 00:56:17,960
Speaker 1: speaks here really a saint.

1213
00:56:18,200 --> 00:56:20,840
Speaker 4: And that guy did put on a special muffler.

1214
00:56:22,520 --> 00:56:23,000
Speaker 1: He did.

1215
00:56:23,280 --> 00:56:25,799
Speaker 6: You know what, tonight's pretty important. I'm going to put

1216
00:56:25,800 --> 00:56:27,120
Speaker 6: on a special muffler.

1217
00:56:27,440 --> 00:56:30,080
Speaker 2: All right, I'm going to put on a special special.

1218
00:56:29,880 --> 00:56:32,399
Speaker 1: Muffler to pass people on the right going ninety miles

1219
00:56:32,440 --> 00:56:34,439
Speaker 1: an hour on the residential Say you're on the right.

1220
00:56:35,400 --> 00:56:39,480
Speaker 6: Come on, yeah, look at those flat seventies houses.

1221
00:56:39,719 --> 00:56:42,759
Speaker 2: Look at this gorgeous whatever. This church is a lot

1222
00:56:42,760 --> 00:56:43,799
Speaker 2: of churches over here.

1223
00:56:44,400 --> 00:56:45,880
Speaker 4: Why should find Jesus?

1224
00:56:46,120 --> 00:56:47,600
Speaker 2: Oh that's Christ's scientist.

1225
00:56:47,760 --> 00:56:49,720
Speaker 4: Woh, a little bit of boat.

1226
00:56:53,160 --> 00:56:54,600
Speaker 1: What if Christ was your surgeon?

1227
00:56:54,840 --> 00:56:58,520
Speaker 4: Yeah? What if you? Yeah, you didn't believe.

1228
00:56:58,239 --> 00:57:01,600
Speaker 6: In dinosaurs because you they were made in test tubes.

1229
00:57:02,640 --> 00:57:05,480
Speaker 2: Oh ship, great? I should not have turned down this street.

1230
00:57:05,680 --> 00:57:07,120
Speaker 1: The sun lives on it.

1231
00:57:07,200 --> 00:57:09,279
Speaker 4: Why is the sun such a brutal beas?

1232
00:57:11,360 --> 00:57:13,200
Speaker 2: I was trying to avoid that exact thing.

1233
00:57:13,360 --> 00:57:20,280
Speaker 6: Really, it's a bit crazy, pupil dilatingly bright. That place

1234
00:57:20,320 --> 00:57:22,320
Speaker 6: I could live in there. I just went door to

1235
00:57:22,400 --> 00:57:25,919
Speaker 6: door my belongings and a kerchief on its stick.

1236
00:57:26,120 --> 00:57:28,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, in the kind of the Royal Palms.

1237
00:57:29,320 --> 00:57:30,479
Speaker 1: You might want to write that town.

1238
00:57:31,040 --> 00:57:33,800
Speaker 2: I do like it looks pretty cool.

1239
00:57:34,600 --> 00:57:36,040
Speaker 4: I'll remember Royal Palms.

1240
00:57:37,080 --> 00:57:39,240
Speaker 1: I'll help you. It's like Royal Pains. The show on

1241
00:57:39,360 --> 00:57:41,680
Speaker 1: to you Palms instead?

1242
00:57:41,920 --> 00:57:45,400
Speaker 4: Is that the one after burn? Notice? Or Grizzly.

1243
00:57:48,640 --> 00:57:48,720
Speaker 1: On.

1244
00:57:49,360 --> 00:57:51,800
Speaker 4: Uh, thank god, it's Bones Night.

1245
00:57:53,840 --> 00:57:54,440
Speaker 2: Bones.

1246
00:57:54,880 --> 00:57:59,200
Speaker 7: I think there was a statistic that well, but that

1247
00:57:59,520 --> 00:58:03,000
Speaker 7: there was a statistics that said that Bones was great

1248
00:58:03,800 --> 00:58:05,920
Speaker 7: a lot of people watch it, yes they do, or

1249
00:58:05,960 --> 00:58:08,360
Speaker 7: that it's been on for twenty seasons or something.

1250
00:58:08,480 --> 00:58:08,960
Speaker 4: I don't know.

1251
00:58:09,160 --> 00:58:11,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think all those statistics like ratings.

1252
00:58:12,200 --> 00:58:13,360
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I think that's.

1253
00:58:13,240 --> 00:58:17,280
Speaker 6: It's just like, if you're surprised about politics, keep in

1254
00:58:17,320 --> 00:58:20,520
Speaker 6: mind that Mark Harmon is the highest paid TV actor.

1255
00:58:20,920 --> 00:58:22,800
Speaker 1: Do you know that. I went through a phase where

1256
00:58:22,800 --> 00:58:25,440
Speaker 1: I couldn't stop watching NCIS, which is the Mark Harmon

1257
00:58:25,560 --> 00:58:28,600
Speaker 1: show where he's in the Navy but also a detective.

1258
00:58:28,320 --> 00:58:33,919
Speaker 4: And also doing a chorus commercial deep cut. No, that's right.

1259
00:58:34,240 --> 00:58:39,640
Speaker 1: But there's something about that show because they have all

1260
00:58:39,640 --> 00:58:43,720
Speaker 1: the kind of like I don't know what the word is,

1261
00:58:43,800 --> 00:58:46,160
Speaker 1: but it's like all the you know, the cast is

1262
00:58:46,520 --> 00:58:48,640
Speaker 1: they're each an example of a different kind of person.

1263
00:58:49,400 --> 00:58:51,840
Speaker 1: So there's the funny guy that's kind of good looking,

1264
00:58:52,320 --> 00:58:54,400
Speaker 1: that's like the younger version of Mark Harmon but with

1265
00:58:54,440 --> 00:58:56,960
Speaker 1: a sense of humor, and then there's like a pretty

1266
00:58:57,000 --> 00:58:59,600
Speaker 1: smart lady. There's a guy that's supposed to be a nerd,

1267
00:58:59,600 --> 00:59:02,959
Speaker 1: but he's act cute, and then there's like an old

1268
00:59:03,080 --> 00:59:06,080
Speaker 1: gal or something. Oh no, there's the the goth girls

1269
00:59:06,160 --> 00:59:08,760
Speaker 1: scientists right, And it's just so.

1270
00:59:08,920 --> 00:59:11,000
Speaker 2: Easy to watch. It's like you just know what's going

1271
00:59:11,080 --> 00:59:11,520
Speaker 2: to happen.

1272
00:59:12,360 --> 00:59:16,120
Speaker 6: I guess that's why everyone like friends. You know there's

1273
00:59:16,160 --> 00:59:19,000
Speaker 6: something to be said for like.

1274
00:59:21,160 --> 00:59:23,560
Speaker 1: I don't know first, I don't know what it is.

1275
00:59:23,600 --> 00:59:26,720
Speaker 1: It's like you you know the setup. It's just variations

1276
00:59:26,720 --> 00:59:30,160
Speaker 1: on a theme. Yeah, you're like, Okay, it's these people.

1277
00:59:30,200 --> 00:59:32,760
Speaker 1: They're all going to make jokes with each other in

1278
00:59:32,800 --> 00:59:37,800
Speaker 1: a certain cadence, and I know what's going to happen.

1279
00:59:37,840 --> 00:59:39,520
Speaker 6: People are going to eat it up because it's like

1280
00:59:39,880 --> 00:59:41,520
Speaker 6: it's like comfort food.

1281
00:59:41,680 --> 00:59:43,960
Speaker 2: It is. Yeah, it's macaroni and cheese.

1282
00:59:44,000 --> 00:59:49,680
Speaker 6: It's a bag of chatdar popcorn, smart food, it's smart food.

1283
00:59:50,240 --> 00:59:51,920
Speaker 1: We had smart food at work the other day and

1284
00:59:51,960 --> 00:59:54,640
Speaker 1: I told everybody the story of how when smart food

1285
00:59:54,680 --> 00:59:56,840
Speaker 1: came out in the nineties, we all thought it was

1286
00:59:56,920 --> 01:00:00,240
Speaker 1: like somehow diet or better for you than other shit.

1287
01:00:02,000 --> 01:00:04,160
Speaker 4: And I still sort of think that.

1288
01:00:04,200 --> 01:00:08,439
Speaker 1: Yeah, when it is just it's just popcorn with real

1289
01:00:08,480 --> 01:00:09,320
Speaker 1: good powder on it.

1290
01:00:09,480 --> 01:00:11,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it's not good for you. It doesn't make

1291
01:00:11,960 --> 01:00:12,440
Speaker 2: you smart.

1292
01:00:12,560 --> 01:00:15,760
Speaker 4: No popcorn alone is okay, It's like eating air.

1293
01:00:16,200 --> 01:00:18,760
Speaker 2: Popcorn is a superfood, is it?

1294
01:00:18,760 --> 01:00:22,439
Speaker 4: It is? What? What? What is a superfood? What does

1295
01:00:22,480 --> 01:00:22,840
Speaker 4: that mean?

1296
01:00:22,920 --> 01:00:25,920
Speaker 2: It's a food that's so super right right?

1297
01:00:26,000 --> 01:00:29,240
Speaker 1: I keep forgetting it has like way more vitamins in

1298
01:00:29,280 --> 01:00:31,360
Speaker 1: it or something than normal things.

1299
01:00:31,640 --> 01:00:33,360
Speaker 2: And you wouldn't know that about popcorn.

1300
01:00:33,360 --> 01:00:36,160
Speaker 1: But I just know because my dad makes popcorn every

1301
01:00:36,200 --> 01:00:39,200
Speaker 1: single night, and so, like right around the time that

1302
01:00:39,280 --> 01:00:41,440
Speaker 1: he watches Jeopardy, he'll make a big old thing of

1303
01:00:41,480 --> 01:00:42,760
Speaker 1: popcorn and.

1304
01:00:42,720 --> 01:00:43,360
Speaker 4: Salt on it.

1305
01:00:44,520 --> 01:00:48,800
Speaker 2: He does, yes, yeah, but he does a reasonable amount.

1306
01:00:49,400 --> 01:00:49,640
Speaker 4: Right.

1307
01:00:49,760 --> 01:00:52,200
Speaker 1: Sometimes you'll even throw in some parmesan.

1308
01:00:51,800 --> 01:00:52,320
Speaker 2: Cheese on there.

1309
01:00:52,520 --> 01:00:54,960
Speaker 4: Yeah, you know what I like. And I hate that.

1310
01:00:55,520 --> 01:01:00,080
Speaker 4: But let's talk popcorn. I like a lot of oil.

1311
01:01:00,560 --> 01:01:05,040
Speaker 6: Okay, some pepper, oh yeah, and some little parmesan.

1312
01:01:05,560 --> 01:01:06,080
Speaker 4: That's good.

1313
01:01:06,280 --> 01:01:08,280
Speaker 6: One time at a movie I saw this guy get

1314
01:01:08,320 --> 01:01:11,080
Speaker 6: a bag of hot popcorn or it was it was

1315
01:01:11,120 --> 01:01:13,640
Speaker 6: a microwave bad So it wasn't a normal movie theater.

1316
01:01:13,720 --> 01:01:16,080
Speaker 4: It was bring your own shit, I guess. No, it

1317
01:01:16,120 --> 01:01:19,520
Speaker 4: was Steve Allen and Andy.

1318
01:01:19,640 --> 01:01:24,480
Speaker 6: Hot hot popcorn, put half of a butterfinger, crunched up yes,

1319
01:01:24,920 --> 01:01:27,080
Speaker 6: and shook it up and I was like, what are

1320
01:01:27,120 --> 01:01:27,600
Speaker 6: you doing?

1321
01:01:27,680 --> 01:01:30,320
Speaker 4: Gross? Which just gonna be one glock? No if the

1322
01:01:30,400 --> 01:01:30,919
Speaker 4: whole thing.

1323
01:01:31,040 --> 01:01:35,000
Speaker 6: He had coated each piece of popcorn with butterfinger shrapnel,

1324
01:01:35,560 --> 01:01:36,240
Speaker 6: And my.

1325
01:01:36,400 --> 01:01:38,600
Speaker 4: Mouth is watering and thinking about it.

1326
01:01:38,760 --> 01:01:41,040
Speaker 1: I when I go to the movies, I like to

1327
01:01:41,040 --> 01:01:44,400
Speaker 1: get a bag of plane eminem's, throw them inside that popcorn.

1328
01:01:44,520 --> 01:01:48,680
Speaker 1: Then the popcorn heat melts the inside of the eminem,

1329
01:01:49,000 --> 01:01:51,000
Speaker 1: but the candy shell holds it together.

1330
01:01:51,080 --> 01:01:52,080
Speaker 4: You're fucking kidding.

1331
01:01:52,280 --> 01:01:54,360
Speaker 1: You throw your hand around in there, and then when

1332
01:01:54,360 --> 01:01:58,520
Speaker 1: you put the popcorn eminem combo in your mouth, the

1333
01:01:58,880 --> 01:02:02,360
Speaker 1: eminem's burst open and hot liquid chocolate comes out.

1334
01:02:02,480 --> 01:02:02,760
Speaker 4: Wow.

1335
01:02:03,040 --> 01:02:05,840
Speaker 1: It is sensual perfection.

1336
01:02:06,280 --> 01:02:08,880
Speaker 4: Wow, truly, I really want to do that.

1337
01:02:09,000 --> 01:02:09,360
Speaker 1: It's good.

1338
01:02:10,160 --> 01:02:16,880
Speaker 4: I'm hungry. I'm just hungry. I only want sweets when

1339
01:02:16,880 --> 01:02:17,520
Speaker 4: i'm hungry.

1340
01:02:17,680 --> 01:02:20,320
Speaker 1: I know same here, and I give them to myself.

1341
01:02:20,360 --> 01:02:21,200
Speaker 1: That's the problem.

1342
01:02:21,880 --> 01:02:24,160
Speaker 2: I just eat whatever I want all the time.

1343
01:02:24,280 --> 01:02:27,800
Speaker 8: You I like, give them like your hand is aiming

1344
01:02:27,840 --> 01:02:32,840
Speaker 8: at your body and your little baby in the little

1345
01:02:33,560 --> 01:02:35,760
Speaker 8: cardboard cutouts of other friends in your house.

1346
01:02:37,280 --> 01:02:38,000
Speaker 2: Do you want one?

1347
01:02:38,120 --> 01:02:38,160
Speaker 3: No?

1348
01:02:38,520 --> 01:02:39,880
Speaker 2: Okay, then I'll give it to Karen.

1349
01:02:40,160 --> 01:02:43,840
Speaker 4: Certainly, I'd love to have this dance mister lamp.

1350
01:02:45,720 --> 01:02:46,320
Speaker 1: So sad.

1351
01:02:46,760 --> 01:02:48,600
Speaker 4: That's all right. I'd like to staying at home too,

1352
01:02:53,520 --> 01:02:54,240
Speaker 4: but I do.

1353
01:02:54,440 --> 01:02:57,120
Speaker 6: I've been in a really good mood lately, and I

1354
01:02:57,160 --> 01:03:03,080
Speaker 6: realized because it's I'm gonna gone on all these festival

1355
01:03:03,120 --> 01:03:05,240
Speaker 6: things and I'm forced engage with people, and then you

1356
01:03:05,320 --> 01:03:07,680
Speaker 6: just snap into it, like you probably are getting that

1357
01:03:07,720 --> 01:03:09,120
Speaker 6: way because you're working all the time.

1358
01:03:09,240 --> 01:03:11,280
Speaker 4: Like if I've given my own.

1359
01:03:12,640 --> 01:03:16,320
Speaker 6: Time, I don't do it well and I have to

1360
01:03:16,360 --> 01:03:18,760
Speaker 6: be forced to be play with others, and then when

1361
01:03:18,760 --> 01:03:20,440
Speaker 6: I do, I'm like, wait, I'm good at playing with

1362
01:03:20,480 --> 01:03:21,840
Speaker 6: others and it makes me happy.

1363
01:03:22,120 --> 01:03:24,000
Speaker 4: Yes, that funny thing you forget.

1364
01:03:23,960 --> 01:03:26,600
Speaker 2: Because I think we're both like isolators.

1365
01:03:27,040 --> 01:03:29,760
Speaker 1: And if you're just by yourself, any of these weird

1366
01:03:29,840 --> 01:03:33,560
Speaker 1: stories that you end up telling yourself like I'm bad

1367
01:03:33,600 --> 01:03:35,240
Speaker 1: because this, or nobody likes me.

1368
01:03:35,200 --> 01:03:37,400
Speaker 4: Because of that. There I'm going to get stabbed.

1369
01:03:37,560 --> 01:03:41,560
Speaker 1: Yes, nobody is there to go hey, hey, crazy, that's

1370
01:03:41,600 --> 01:03:44,320
Speaker 1: not true. Yeah, you don't get any other input. It's

1371
01:03:44,400 --> 01:03:47,880
Speaker 1: just you and your crazy brain the whole time. Whereas like, yeah,

1372
01:03:47,920 --> 01:03:50,600
Speaker 1: two weeks at work and I've gone from being like

1373
01:03:50,840 --> 01:03:53,000
Speaker 1: oh I can barely get through the day, like yes,

1374
01:03:53,120 --> 01:03:56,040
Speaker 1: let's do this thing because I need structure. I need

1375
01:03:56,080 --> 01:03:59,600
Speaker 1: someone else to impose structure on me, right, I won't do.

1376
01:03:59,560 --> 01:04:04,320
Speaker 6: It because our parents never said, hey.

1377
01:04:03,400 --> 01:04:07,560
Speaker 4: There's no one there is crazy. No, I'm not blaming great,

1378
01:04:07,840 --> 01:04:08,560
Speaker 4: I'm just kidding.

1379
01:04:08,640 --> 01:04:09,680
Speaker 2: I mean, who you gonna blame.

1380
01:04:09,880 --> 01:04:14,320
Speaker 4: No, not blame your parents. Yeah, I know, No, David,

1381
01:04:14,640 --> 01:04:21,520
Speaker 4: they were great. Yeah, they were Okay. My dad wants

1382
01:04:21,520 --> 01:04:22,080
Speaker 4: to hug you.

1383
01:04:23,000 --> 01:04:23,720
Speaker 1: True.

1384
01:04:23,600 --> 01:04:24,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, we've got to give him that.

1385
01:04:28,000 --> 01:04:28,440
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1386
01:04:28,560 --> 01:04:31,560
Speaker 6: We had fun ipodcasted with my dad and he pre

1387
01:04:31,600 --> 01:04:34,160
Speaker 6: produced the whole He's like, we'll go this way, we'll

1388
01:04:34,200 --> 01:04:37,960
Speaker 6: drive by this, that'll spark this. I'm like, okay, and

1389
01:04:38,080 --> 01:04:39,480
Speaker 6: he took the reins.

1390
01:04:40,680 --> 01:04:41,280
Speaker 4: It was fun.

1391
01:04:41,560 --> 01:04:42,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's great.

1392
01:04:42,400 --> 01:04:45,040
Speaker 4: My town was fun this time. I like going home.

1393
01:04:45,120 --> 01:04:46,480
Speaker 4: Didn't you just go home recently?

1394
01:04:48,960 --> 01:04:53,040
Speaker 1: I did when I went for my sister's birthday. Oh yeah,

1395
01:04:53,080 --> 01:04:54,120
Speaker 1: which was very fun.

1396
01:04:55,000 --> 01:04:57,880
Speaker 6: I bet did you guys not when the cake came out?

1397
01:04:57,920 --> 01:04:59,520
Speaker 6: Did you not sing that horrible song?

1398
01:05:00,320 --> 01:05:00,720
Speaker 4: Uh?

1399
01:05:00,840 --> 01:05:01,720
Speaker 2: Skip around the room.

1400
01:05:02,000 --> 01:05:05,520
Speaker 6: Yeah, skip around the room today because you're a little older.

1401
01:05:05,520 --> 01:05:07,960
Speaker 4: Skipper around the room today. I have some cake.

1402
01:05:09,440 --> 01:05:10,320
Speaker 1: What's the second verse?

1403
01:05:12,640 --> 01:05:15,680
Speaker 5: Where's the cakes in the folder?

1404
01:05:17,720 --> 01:05:17,919
Speaker 8: Rhyme?

1405
01:05:18,560 --> 01:05:20,000
Speaker 1: I didn't Yeah, no, I got that.

1406
01:05:22,360 --> 01:05:23,600
Speaker 4: There's a flat cake in there.

1407
01:05:23,640 --> 01:05:28,200
Speaker 2: That's when the Manila folder comes out. Let's play off

1408
01:05:28,240 --> 01:05:29,760
Speaker 2: this at your birthday.

1409
01:05:30,360 --> 01:05:35,040
Speaker 1: You're the boss, and here is that report on your birthday.

1410
01:05:36,400 --> 01:05:40,000
Speaker 1: And we didn't sing anything because my sister doesn't like

1411
01:05:40,040 --> 01:05:42,320
Speaker 1: attention of any kind and we were in a bar,

1412
01:05:44,080 --> 01:05:47,120
Speaker 1: so yeah, we kept it real real on the cute

1413
01:05:47,200 --> 01:05:48,440
Speaker 1: on the QT.

1414
01:05:49,320 --> 01:05:52,000
Speaker 4: Were you about to talk about starting a band?

1415
01:05:53,560 --> 01:05:55,960
Speaker 1: Oh that was because I got my garage cleaned out

1416
01:05:56,560 --> 01:05:59,280
Speaker 1: and someone on Twitter because we've talked about this before,

1417
01:06:00,000 --> 01:06:02,360
Speaker 1: and sure goes, now you have plenty of room to

1418
01:06:02,400 --> 01:06:04,440
Speaker 1: start that bad Yeah, I gasped.

1419
01:06:04,480 --> 01:06:05,360
Speaker 2: I was like, I forgot.

1420
01:06:05,360 --> 01:06:07,400
Speaker 4: I even said that people don't forget shit.

1421
01:06:07,400 --> 01:06:09,680
Speaker 1: They don't know because I mean something.

1422
01:06:09,720 --> 01:06:12,560
Speaker 6: There's a whole group of people that are just now

1423
01:06:13,480 --> 01:06:17,720
Speaker 6: listening and they'll reference things from three years ago, and

1424
01:06:17,760 --> 01:06:20,520
Speaker 6: I'm like, oh, I guess I got caught in a

1425
01:06:20,560 --> 01:06:21,640
Speaker 6: little lie.

1426
01:06:22,960 --> 01:06:25,840
Speaker 1: It's true. We've just been bullshitting on here for quite

1427
01:06:25,840 --> 01:06:29,120
Speaker 1: some time, with never even worrying that everyone was going

1428
01:06:29,200 --> 01:06:29,560
Speaker 1: to listen to.

1429
01:06:29,680 --> 01:06:33,080
Speaker 6: Yes, just the other day, someone sent me, here's that

1430
01:06:33,280 --> 01:06:35,720
Speaker 6: building that looks like a picnic basket, and I'm like,

1431
01:06:35,960 --> 01:06:39,760
Speaker 6: oh my god, that's like looking through old receipts or something.

1432
01:06:39,960 --> 01:06:40,360
Speaker 2: For real.

1433
01:06:41,160 --> 01:06:42,720
Speaker 1: Every once in a while the gift will come up

1434
01:06:42,720 --> 01:06:46,720
Speaker 1: of the guy that turns into a car. Oh speak, yes,

1435
01:06:46,920 --> 01:06:49,960
Speaker 1: and that's I feel like personal ownership. And I've never

1436
01:06:50,000 --> 01:06:50,960
Speaker 1: even seen that cartoon.

1437
01:06:50,960 --> 01:06:55,400
Speaker 6: Speaking of gifts, there's a really cool oh yes you

1438
01:06:55,440 --> 01:07:00,560
Speaker 6: need a ride one by at Ashley Lane Lane. I

1439
01:07:00,600 --> 01:07:03,720
Speaker 6: think Ashley Lane, Ashley Elaine Elaine.

1440
01:07:03,840 --> 01:07:06,439
Speaker 4: I think it's hard. There's a big Y in it,

1441
01:07:06,560 --> 01:07:08,600
Speaker 4: an upper case y. Got it? No, I don't.

1442
01:07:08,760 --> 01:07:12,400
Speaker 6: I think it's a normal case of why usage. But

1443
01:07:12,480 --> 01:07:15,280
Speaker 6: it's so cool. She's not even an animator. She's like

1444
01:07:15,280 --> 01:07:20,440
Speaker 6: an illustrator and she learned to animate. That gift she

1445
01:07:20,480 --> 01:07:23,360
Speaker 6: made for us is her first fora in the animation.

1446
01:07:23,600 --> 01:07:25,400
Speaker 4: It is for you the best.

1447
01:07:25,840 --> 01:07:28,320
Speaker 1: It makes me so happy, Like I saw that thing

1448
01:07:28,360 --> 01:07:33,040
Speaker 1: and it was so funny and cool. We're drinking our Starbucks.

1449
01:07:33,320 --> 01:07:34,560
Speaker 1: Steven's in the back seat.

1450
01:07:34,760 --> 01:07:39,320
Speaker 6: Yes, thank you Steven and Steve yet yes it's oh

1451
01:07:39,400 --> 01:07:39,800
Speaker 6: well now.

1452
01:07:40,320 --> 01:07:40,480
Speaker 4: Oh.

1453
01:07:40,520 --> 01:07:44,400
Speaker 6: She also put in on her other constant designer. It's

1454
01:07:44,520 --> 01:07:49,280
Speaker 6: her actual appropriate illustration account, so she's like.

1455
01:07:49,280 --> 01:07:50,680
Speaker 2: A graphic designer.

1456
01:07:50,280 --> 01:07:52,520
Speaker 6: That you had a gift, and it's cool because but

1457
01:07:52,640 --> 01:07:55,440
Speaker 6: she also did the bike that tried to thank you

1458
01:07:55,800 --> 01:07:57,280
Speaker 6: tried to hit us with the lock?

1459
01:07:57,400 --> 01:07:58,280
Speaker 4: But did she?

1460
01:07:58,600 --> 01:07:59,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, well I didn't see that.

1461
01:07:59,680 --> 01:08:03,320
Speaker 6: But it's you know, animating legs bending and peddling. It's

1462
01:08:03,360 --> 01:08:05,160
Speaker 6: not that it's rolling, you know.

1463
01:08:05,480 --> 01:08:07,520
Speaker 2: Yes, it's just the car and my hair blowing in

1464
01:08:07,560 --> 01:08:09,600
Speaker 2: the way. I personally appreciated the.

1465
01:08:09,600 --> 01:08:12,280
Speaker 4: Little coffee splash and did you notice that detail?

1466
01:08:12,800 --> 01:08:15,600
Speaker 2: Very excited, Thank you so much for making that.

1467
01:08:15,680 --> 01:08:21,680
Speaker 1: And it's yeah, it's exciting, like we've just been we

1468
01:08:21,680 --> 01:08:23,960
Speaker 1: were talking about this earlier, but it's just funny. We've

1469
01:08:23,960 --> 01:08:28,200
Speaker 1: been doing this podcast just like for ourselves essentially, and

1470
01:08:28,280 --> 01:08:32,400
Speaker 1: now because of my favorite murder and getting to promote it,

1471
01:08:32,960 --> 01:08:35,760
Speaker 1: using that popularity to promote this one. It's making this

1472
01:08:35,800 --> 01:08:36,640
Speaker 1: one podcast.

1473
01:08:36,280 --> 01:08:37,760
Speaker 4: And I'm yeah, I'm loving it.

1474
01:08:37,800 --> 01:08:40,800
Speaker 6: And thank you for having your other very popular podcasts.

1475
01:08:40,880 --> 01:08:44,000
Speaker 4: Well, I mean I should benefits.

1476
01:08:44,840 --> 01:08:50,920
Speaker 1: Nope, it's weird. I never thought to cross promote, and

1477
01:08:51,520 --> 01:08:53,840
Speaker 1: that's just the way my brain works of like, oh,

1478
01:08:53,880 --> 01:08:55,800
Speaker 1: I'm just trying to do one fucking thing and it's

1479
01:08:55,800 --> 01:08:59,200
Speaker 1: all right, right, but I should have been this whole time.

1480
01:08:59,240 --> 01:09:02,720
Speaker 1: So and you know, there'll be some fun surprises in.

1481
01:09:02,680 --> 01:09:06,360
Speaker 4: The yeah, yeah, wink, wink right news coming.

1482
01:09:06,160 --> 01:09:10,760
Speaker 1: Up ready, I won't believe the surprise you're about to

1483
01:09:11,120 --> 01:09:15,439
Speaker 1: You're about to get your hair blown back, sir, You're

1484
01:09:15,439 --> 01:09:17,800
Speaker 1: about to become a gift because your hair is going

1485
01:09:17,800 --> 01:09:19,400
Speaker 1: to blow in your coffee and spill.

1486
01:09:19,680 --> 01:09:21,439
Speaker 4: You're going to be in a boxy Volvo.

1487
01:09:22,880 --> 01:09:25,120
Speaker 6: Also, I want to mention that because he's made a

1488
01:09:25,120 --> 01:09:30,600
Speaker 6: few things at Foul Foul, Peralta has made some cool.

1489
01:09:30,479 --> 01:09:31,960
Speaker 1: Like Powell Parolta fowl.

1490
01:09:32,040 --> 01:09:34,360
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, that's what you will. Yeah yeah.

1491
01:09:34,560 --> 01:09:38,000
Speaker 6: And he's made some cool kind of skate related graphics

1492
01:09:38,000 --> 01:09:40,360
Speaker 6: that are dying or and I love them.

1493
01:09:40,400 --> 01:09:41,000
Speaker 4: That's awesome.

1494
01:09:41,200 --> 01:09:42,360
Speaker 2: Will you post those so much?

1495
01:09:42,479 --> 01:09:42,719
Speaker 4: Yeah?

1496
01:09:42,760 --> 01:09:44,760
Speaker 6: I don't even know I love them. I want to

1497
01:09:44,760 --> 01:09:46,160
Speaker 6: say I love him for doing them.

1498
01:09:46,640 --> 01:09:47,880
Speaker 1: Will you post them?

1499
01:09:48,160 --> 01:09:54,160
Speaker 4: I will? Yes? Uh, that made me think, and he did.

1500
01:09:54,400 --> 01:09:57,200
Speaker 6: I always thought it would be funny. This was months

1501
01:09:57,280 --> 01:10:02,559
Speaker 6: ago to do a uh oh, let me get this straight. Yeah,

1502
01:10:02,600 --> 01:10:05,040
Speaker 6: Bert Reynold's shirt. But it's a picture of Tom Selleck

1503
01:10:06,400 --> 01:10:08,760
Speaker 6: and he made He's like like this, he made it

1504
01:10:09,040 --> 01:10:13,519
Speaker 6: like one hour awesome. But then, uh, you know Burt

1505
01:10:13,560 --> 01:10:14,800
Speaker 6: Reynolds died.

1506
01:10:15,240 --> 01:10:15,479
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1507
01:10:15,640 --> 01:10:18,439
Speaker 4: Yeah, And I've always liked him. I mean I was

1508
01:10:18,479 --> 01:10:19,920
Speaker 4: a big smoking, the bandit fan.

1509
01:10:20,040 --> 01:10:23,439
Speaker 1: Well those as a child our age people like that.

1510
01:10:23,720 --> 01:10:26,400
Speaker 1: Burt Reynolds was everything when I was growing up.

1511
01:10:26,479 --> 01:10:29,080
Speaker 2: It was like he was he was the brad pit

1512
01:10:29,280 --> 01:10:30,280
Speaker 2: of our youth.

1513
01:10:30,760 --> 01:10:32,599
Speaker 4: He really was. He was damn handsome.

1514
01:10:32,640 --> 01:10:35,400
Speaker 6: But he also had like a goofy. He was a

1515
01:10:35,640 --> 01:10:37,800
Speaker 6: goofy comedian with a mustache.

1516
01:10:37,840 --> 01:10:39,080
Speaker 2: He had a glimmer in his eye.

1517
01:10:39,200 --> 01:10:41,280
Speaker 1: And that was like that seventies you could be very

1518
01:10:41,360 --> 01:10:43,920
Speaker 1: macho and very like fun times.

1519
01:10:44,200 --> 01:10:44,400
Speaker 2: You know.

1520
01:10:44,479 --> 01:10:46,960
Speaker 1: It wasn't like he was like a lady killer. But

1521
01:10:46,960 --> 01:10:49,000
Speaker 1: he also was like I love your shirt.

1522
01:10:49,160 --> 01:10:51,320
Speaker 4: Yeah, he had a certain and then he laughed like this.

1523
01:10:52,200 --> 01:10:54,320
Speaker 1: Yeah he was.

1524
01:10:54,439 --> 01:10:56,960
Speaker 2: And he always chewed gum, which I thought was funny.

1525
01:10:57,240 --> 01:10:57,559
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1526
01:10:57,600 --> 01:10:58,880
Speaker 2: Man, always a piece of gum.

1527
01:10:58,760 --> 01:11:01,440
Speaker 4: In there that's riddled unshakable confidence.

1528
01:11:01,640 --> 01:11:04,280
Speaker 1: I mean, have you ever seen that? Was it a

1529
01:11:04,439 --> 01:11:08,040
Speaker 1: I think it's cosmopolitan? Or he posed nude on a

1530
01:11:08,120 --> 01:11:09,400
Speaker 1: like a big bear skin road.

1531
01:11:09,439 --> 01:11:09,840
Speaker 4: Oh yeah.

1532
01:11:09,920 --> 01:11:13,000
Speaker 6: When I when I made the inappropriate, I just made

1533
01:11:13,000 --> 01:11:16,040
Speaker 6: a I forgot about the one fell per ultimate and

1534
01:11:16,080 --> 01:11:19,559
Speaker 6: I made just tom silk magnum p. I picture him

1535
01:11:19,560 --> 01:11:23,919
Speaker 6: and his in his hot rot, in his uh ferrari

1536
01:11:24,040 --> 01:11:26,880
Speaker 6: instead of the transam from smoking the van, right, I

1537
01:11:26,920 --> 01:11:29,679
Speaker 6: thought that would and then I remembered, oh, I remade

1538
01:11:29,720 --> 01:11:32,000
Speaker 6: this joke, and someone else remade the cool art. So

1539
01:11:32,000 --> 01:11:33,880
Speaker 6: I posted that and I think it was maybe in

1540
01:11:33,960 --> 01:11:36,639
Speaker 6: poor taste because the man had just he had just passed.

1541
01:11:36,680 --> 01:11:38,840
Speaker 6: He had just become tits up.

1542
01:11:39,040 --> 01:11:42,719
Speaker 2: Yes, wait, here's my job. We're driving by the office.

1543
01:11:42,840 --> 01:11:44,160
Speaker 4: Oh cool, where I work?

1544
01:11:44,280 --> 01:11:45,599
Speaker 2: Now, is it?

1545
01:11:45,600 --> 01:11:48,320
Speaker 6: It'd be funny of the office where they made baskets

1546
01:11:48,439 --> 01:11:50,080
Speaker 6: was a building that looked like a big beast.

1547
01:11:53,400 --> 01:11:55,200
Speaker 2: Wait where is that big basket building?

1548
01:11:55,240 --> 01:11:57,680
Speaker 6: Well it was like in Ohio, God, we should go,

1549
01:11:57,960 --> 01:12:00,280
Speaker 6: and it was empty for a long time because it

1550
01:12:00,400 --> 01:12:01,639
Speaker 6: was these.

1551
01:12:01,439 --> 01:12:02,320
Speaker 2: People hate basket.

1552
01:12:02,400 --> 01:12:05,080
Speaker 6: It was a fancy but oh yeah, this is absolutely

1553
01:12:05,360 --> 01:12:10,160
Speaker 6: here right there. Awesome, that's where that's what's helping with

1554
01:12:10,640 --> 01:12:13,360
Speaker 6: my thing. The green screen, that's where you do basket yep.

1555
01:12:13,479 --> 01:12:16,080
Speaker 6: Oh wow, yeah, it's an absolutely show.

1556
01:12:16,800 --> 01:12:21,200
Speaker 1: No, it's just that John Kreisel he used to be

1557
01:12:21,240 --> 01:12:23,280
Speaker 1: an editor on Tim and Eric. He's like kind of

1558
01:12:23,280 --> 01:12:25,800
Speaker 1: an old old school Tim and Eric guy. Oh cool,

1559
01:12:25,840 --> 01:12:27,840
Speaker 1: And they have that office is really big and they

1560
01:12:27,880 --> 01:12:31,360
Speaker 1: have lots of space, so they rented out because we

1561
01:12:31,439 --> 01:12:32,200
Speaker 1: have to go somewhere.

1562
01:12:32,280 --> 01:12:35,800
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, you can't just you know, take it on

1563
01:12:35,840 --> 01:12:38,360
Speaker 4: the road. Yeah, No, we have to have a table.

1564
01:12:38,600 --> 01:12:40,920
Speaker 1: It's important. But the cool part is it's so close

1565
01:12:40,960 --> 01:12:43,880
Speaker 1: to my house. Compared to other jobs I've had in

1566
01:12:43,880 --> 01:12:47,480
Speaker 1: the past. It's and I get to drive through this lovely.

1567
01:12:47,240 --> 01:12:48,320
Speaker 2: Part of my town.

1568
01:12:48,360 --> 01:12:50,000
Speaker 4: Do you ride your bike with the helmet with the

1569
01:12:50,040 --> 01:12:52,320
Speaker 4: rear view mirror on the side, like ol?

1570
01:12:54,080 --> 01:12:56,640
Speaker 1: Can I tell you that I forgot I had a

1571
01:12:56,680 --> 01:12:58,800
Speaker 1: bike until I cleaned up my garage and there was

1572
01:12:58,840 --> 01:13:02,160
Speaker 1: a bike sitting there and I was like, oh yeah,

1573
01:13:02,240 --> 01:13:05,559
Speaker 1: and so I and I just I'm now getting the

1574
01:13:05,560 --> 01:13:08,920
Speaker 1: bike fixed so because I haven't touched it in eight years.

1575
01:13:09,200 --> 01:13:11,200
Speaker 1: So it's like, one, you need to throw some new

1576
01:13:11,240 --> 01:13:13,400
Speaker 1: tires on that thing in me, yeah, put a little

1577
01:13:13,439 --> 01:13:14,320
Speaker 1: oil on the gears.

1578
01:13:14,479 --> 01:13:15,280
Speaker 4: Yeah, of course.

1579
01:13:15,479 --> 01:13:17,120
Speaker 2: But I'm getting all that fixed up too.

1580
01:13:17,840 --> 01:13:22,040
Speaker 1: New garage, knew me, new cycling lifestyle.

1581
01:13:21,600 --> 01:13:24,360
Speaker 2: Right, Oh my god.

1582
01:13:25,439 --> 01:13:25,800
Speaker 4: That's why.

1583
01:13:26,439 --> 01:13:28,840
Speaker 1: That's kind of why I don't ride a bicycle, Like,

1584
01:13:29,040 --> 01:13:32,800
Speaker 1: there's really good lanes for it all around here, But

1585
01:13:33,160 --> 01:13:35,040
Speaker 1: all I can think of is a car driving behind

1586
01:13:35,080 --> 01:13:36,920
Speaker 1: me and looking at my butts spread out on a

1587
01:13:36,920 --> 01:13:37,479
Speaker 1: bike seat.

1588
01:13:37,680 --> 01:13:40,880
Speaker 6: Oh, that's spread across. That's smart, lighthearted, than what I think.

1589
01:13:40,920 --> 01:13:43,240
Speaker 6: I think of a car behind me and hitting me. Yeah,

1590
01:13:43,360 --> 01:13:45,479
Speaker 6: I am whenever and I ride bikes all the time,

1591
01:13:45,520 --> 01:13:49,080
Speaker 6: and when a car is coming, I look, yeah, look,

1592
01:13:49,120 --> 01:13:51,840
Speaker 6: I make eye contact with every car. Yeah, that's right

1593
01:13:51,880 --> 01:13:54,599
Speaker 6: when a door is going to open, just like when

1594
01:13:54,640 --> 01:13:57,160
Speaker 6: my mom broke the arm of Y Thompson from by

1595
01:13:57,200 --> 01:14:01,639
Speaker 6: the way with Vie, right the way, by the way

1596
01:14:01,680 --> 01:14:02,559
Speaker 6: with Thompson.

1597
01:14:02,600 --> 01:14:03,639
Speaker 1: What did she do again?

1598
01:14:04,720 --> 01:14:09,320
Speaker 6: It was a lunch lady that worked at my middle school,

1599
01:14:09,400 --> 01:14:13,240
Speaker 6: but she also had a community calendar access show.

1600
01:14:13,920 --> 01:14:15,160
Speaker 4: Oh right that was.

1601
01:14:15,120 --> 01:14:18,760
Speaker 1: Always as yeah, yeah, yeah, by the way, but by

1602
01:14:18,800 --> 01:14:19,479
Speaker 1: the way with vi.

1603
01:14:19,760 --> 01:14:22,680
Speaker 2: Oh she didn't do by the way, she did the

1604
01:14:22,760 --> 01:14:23,880
Speaker 2: long er right right.

1605
01:14:23,920 --> 01:14:26,080
Speaker 6: And I think I probably mentioned before that there was

1606
01:14:26,080 --> 01:14:31,160
Speaker 6: a punk band in town called by Thompson Overdrive. Oh

1607
01:14:31,240 --> 01:14:34,760
Speaker 6: yeah they were, and she didn't know anything about them.

1608
01:14:34,800 --> 01:14:36,719
Speaker 6: They were a band for a long time. They did

1609
01:14:36,880 --> 01:14:41,960
Speaker 6: all these indie rock they were. They were a cornerstone

1610
01:14:41,960 --> 01:14:44,000
Speaker 6: of Missoula like post punk.

1611
01:14:44,240 --> 01:14:47,960
Speaker 1: You know, I feel can our next T shirt? I mean,

1612
01:14:48,000 --> 01:14:50,080
Speaker 1: I think we need to start getting into merch I guess,

1613
01:14:50,240 --> 01:14:53,559
Speaker 1: of course. I think we're one of the more merchable shows. Yeah,

1614
01:14:53,600 --> 01:14:58,760
Speaker 1: I draw right, We have ideas. Yes, by the way,

1615
01:14:58,800 --> 01:15:02,120
Speaker 1: with v Thompson, a T shirt as if we're making

1616
01:15:02,160 --> 01:15:04,840
Speaker 1: shirts for her old show would be really awesome and

1617
01:15:04,880 --> 01:15:05,280
Speaker 1: I can.

1618
01:15:05,160 --> 01:15:07,720
Speaker 6: Get a picture of her. Yeah, and she won't sue us.

1619
01:15:07,760 --> 01:15:10,680
Speaker 6: She's been dead. She's she's not ninety and still on

1620
01:15:10,720 --> 01:15:10,960
Speaker 6: the bill.

1621
01:15:11,680 --> 01:15:14,080
Speaker 2: She is she ninety five and deep.

1622
01:15:13,960 --> 01:15:17,000
Speaker 6: Down or maybe i'd be curious to know. I probably

1623
01:15:17,120 --> 01:15:18,680
Speaker 6: she was a very old lady when I was a

1624
01:15:18,680 --> 01:15:19,280
Speaker 6: little kids.

1625
01:15:19,320 --> 01:15:22,160
Speaker 1: What if she's still alive and very litigious and she's

1626
01:15:22,200 --> 01:15:24,320
Speaker 1: heard all of this and she's fucking pitched.

1627
01:15:24,120 --> 01:15:25,040
Speaker 4: And she's ripped.

1628
01:15:28,040 --> 01:15:29,479
Speaker 2: Just just yoked.

1629
01:15:29,760 --> 01:15:34,479
Speaker 4: Yeah for Rigno. Elder lady, lady, very.

1630
01:15:34,400 --> 01:15:37,800
Speaker 1: Tan, very muscular, very mad, and.

1631
01:15:37,960 --> 01:15:42,200
Speaker 4: Three bikini competitions this month coming up.

1632
01:15:42,920 --> 01:15:45,519
Speaker 1: She's like, by the way, I'm sewing your ass. I'm

1633
01:15:45,520 --> 01:15:46,200
Speaker 1: by Thompson.

1634
01:15:46,280 --> 01:15:48,000
Speaker 4: Are we where we at? Seven?

1635
01:15:49,840 --> 01:15:50,000
Speaker 6: Oh?

1636
01:15:50,040 --> 01:15:52,080
Speaker 4: Wow, we are chatterboxes.

1637
01:15:52,200 --> 01:15:53,120
Speaker 2: This is plenty.

1638
01:15:53,240 --> 01:15:57,080
Speaker 6: Hope you enjoyed the second free Bonus half episode.

1639
01:15:57,560 --> 01:15:58,599
Speaker 4: I put it on them.

1640
01:15:58,800 --> 01:15:59,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, I.

1641
01:16:01,360 --> 01:16:03,559
Speaker 4: Did it again. I'm sorry, No, no, no, I'm I just

1642
01:16:03,800 --> 01:16:06,400
Speaker 4: the caffeine. I'm a bit of a motor now I feel.

1643
01:16:06,200 --> 01:16:09,040
Speaker 1: The exact same way I was just gonna say something about.

1644
01:16:09,080 --> 01:16:11,800
Speaker 1: My favorite show on MTV used to be one hundred

1645
01:16:11,800 --> 01:16:14,160
Speaker 1: and twenty Minutes, which was when they would late at

1646
01:16:14,240 --> 01:16:17,120
Speaker 1: night on like a Thursday, they would play all the

1647
01:16:17,240 --> 01:16:22,280
Speaker 1: like goth emo to record it with Matt Pinfield, Right,

1648
01:16:22,640 --> 01:16:24,439
Speaker 1: Matt Penfield was a host.

1649
01:16:24,520 --> 01:16:26,400
Speaker 4: You don't know was he the other He did it

1650
01:16:26,439 --> 01:16:27,520
Speaker 4: for a while because.

1651
01:16:27,240 --> 01:16:30,160
Speaker 1: Matt Pinfield what definitely did the metal show.

1652
01:16:31,280 --> 01:16:33,759
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, but he might have also.

1653
01:16:33,560 --> 01:16:35,880
Speaker 1: Done one hundred and twenty minutes. They were like it's all.

1654
01:16:35,800 --> 01:16:38,800
Speaker 6: Those Yeah, he definitely. Because I would record it and

1655
01:16:39,000 --> 01:16:40,960
Speaker 6: just watch The Cure.

1656
01:16:41,200 --> 01:16:41,599
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1657
01:16:41,680 --> 01:16:44,160
Speaker 1: I was gonna say the same thing. Smith, the Smith,

1658
01:16:44,280 --> 01:16:44,679
Speaker 1: The Cure.

1659
01:16:45,400 --> 01:16:49,760
Speaker 6: They all had videos, Cotto Twins, Cocktail Twins. I love them.

1660
01:16:49,840 --> 01:16:53,840
Speaker 6: I mean talk about vocal harmoniz were we we were?

1661
01:16:54,040 --> 01:16:57,320
Speaker 1: If we were not, let's talk about can we finally

1662
01:16:57,400 --> 01:16:58,639
Speaker 1: talk about it?

1663
01:17:00,120 --> 01:17:00,599
Speaker 4: Good at it?

1664
01:17:01,800 --> 01:17:02,719
Speaker 2: But it really hard?

1665
01:17:02,800 --> 01:17:07,719
Speaker 4: Yeah? That's uh. Go out and listen to MTV please,

1666
01:17:07,720 --> 01:17:09,360
Speaker 4: what else? What else do you have going up?

1667
01:17:09,640 --> 01:17:10,920
Speaker 2: Please listen to MTV?

1668
01:17:11,040 --> 01:17:12,000
Speaker 4: Yeah from the eighties.

1669
01:17:12,600 --> 01:17:14,479
Speaker 1: I got nothing going on now. I'm just working and

1670
01:17:14,640 --> 01:17:17,719
Speaker 1: good and we start our We start our tour again

1671
01:17:17,840 --> 01:17:21,920
Speaker 1: up our first weekends of the of our fall tour

1672
01:17:22,000 --> 01:17:25,400
Speaker 1: we're supposed to go to the exact spot it's flooding,

1673
01:17:26,520 --> 01:17:27,679
Speaker 1: which is North Carolina.

1674
01:17:27,840 --> 01:17:28,360
Speaker 4: Oh wow.

1675
01:17:28,520 --> 01:17:31,679
Speaker 6: Yeah, my ex lady friend is from Wilmington, and it

1676
01:17:31,720 --> 01:17:35,760
Speaker 6: was it was not as catastrophic as they thought. It

1677
01:17:35,800 --> 01:17:39,120
Speaker 6: was supposed to be like stage four, crazy whippy winds

1678
01:17:39,200 --> 01:17:40,160
Speaker 6: and it was just one.

1679
01:17:40,320 --> 01:17:42,800
Speaker 4: But there is a very funny if you find it.

1680
01:17:42,960 --> 01:17:45,800
Speaker 6: There's a clip of a news guy trying to up

1681
01:17:45,800 --> 01:17:48,640
Speaker 6: the intensity, standing in the wind and he's got his

1682
01:17:48,800 --> 01:17:52,120
Speaker 6: legs spread wide and he's like holding his arm up.

1683
01:17:52,240 --> 01:17:54,320
Speaker 4: It's really torrential downpour.

1684
01:17:54,520 --> 01:17:56,960
Speaker 6: And then in the background there's two guys just walking

1685
01:17:57,040 --> 01:18:01,759
Speaker 6: nonchalantly and they like, uh, they are not even holding

1686
01:18:01,800 --> 01:18:04,840
Speaker 6: their hats, aren't even blowing off in it, you will

1687
01:18:04,880 --> 01:18:05,320
Speaker 6: find it.

1688
01:18:05,320 --> 01:18:09,600
Speaker 4: It is worth watching. It's so good. Fake news is

1689
01:18:09,600 --> 01:18:10,160
Speaker 4: what that is.

1690
01:18:10,640 --> 01:18:14,240
Speaker 2: Well, here's what I love about it. I like there's

1691
01:18:14,280 --> 01:18:16,679
Speaker 2: a couple of those weather ones.

1692
01:18:16,760 --> 01:18:18,839
Speaker 1: Where did you ever see the one where the person

1693
01:18:19,000 --> 01:18:23,559
Speaker 1: is in a canoe during some other flooding because we've

1694
01:18:23,600 --> 01:18:26,559
Speaker 1: had so many, and then people walk by behind them

1695
01:18:26,960 --> 01:18:29,320
Speaker 1: so they're like it reporting from a canoe of like

1696
01:18:29,400 --> 01:18:30,280
Speaker 1: how bad the flooding is?

1697
01:18:30,280 --> 01:18:30,679
Speaker 4: Oh good?

1698
01:18:30,720 --> 01:18:31,759
Speaker 2: And then people walk.

1699
01:18:31,560 --> 01:18:35,160
Speaker 1: Behind the canoe just walking by and it's like mid cast.

1700
01:18:35,280 --> 01:18:37,679
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, that's perfect, Yeah, that's perfect.

1701
01:18:37,720 --> 01:18:38,840
Speaker 1: Those are those are the best.

1702
01:18:39,120 --> 01:18:39,679
Speaker 4: I love.

1703
01:18:39,800 --> 01:18:44,400
Speaker 6: I love news bloopers, news just when they want to.

1704
01:18:44,920 --> 01:18:48,400
Speaker 4: I always thought it'd be funny to have a newsperson be.

1705
01:18:50,439 --> 01:18:54,479
Speaker 6: Laying down in a chalk outline before a stand up,

1706
01:18:54,520 --> 01:18:57,040
Speaker 6: and it was in a position just like this.

1707
01:18:57,280 --> 01:18:59,960
Speaker 4: That police found the body and then they stand up

1708
01:19:00,320 --> 01:19:01,679
Speaker 4: just do the news report.

1709
01:19:02,560 --> 01:19:04,960
Speaker 6: I just thought that would be funny in a movie

1710
01:19:05,160 --> 01:19:07,160
Speaker 6: I love maybe Comfortable with Death.

1711
01:19:07,760 --> 01:19:11,120
Speaker 1: Uh, sorry, it made you comfortable with death?

1712
01:19:11,200 --> 01:19:13,160
Speaker 4: No, the movie we were gonna make, wasn't it called

1713
01:19:13,160 --> 01:19:14,120
Speaker 4: Comfortable with Death?

1714
01:19:15,960 --> 01:19:16,719
Speaker 1: I can't remember.

1715
01:19:16,880 --> 01:19:18,120
Speaker 4: I don't know. I'm all high on.

1716
01:19:18,840 --> 01:19:23,080
Speaker 1: I'm flying like I'm done cold, I'm going forever. There's

1717
01:19:23,360 --> 01:19:27,280
Speaker 1: I think news like comedy, news like not necessarily the

1718
01:19:27,320 --> 01:19:30,280
Speaker 1: news and all that. That's my favorite. I think it's

1719
01:19:30,320 --> 01:19:32,880
Speaker 1: so funny when people do. And the Onion News Network

1720
01:19:32,920 --> 01:19:36,479
Speaker 1: had some really great stuff when it was on, really funny.

1721
01:19:36,880 --> 01:19:39,640
Speaker 1: My friend Peter directed a tape piece that was all

1722
01:19:39,680 --> 01:19:42,320
Speaker 1: about a kid who forgot forgot to wear a shirt

1723
01:19:42,320 --> 01:19:44,880
Speaker 1: to school, so he was just wearing a windbreaker with

1724
01:19:44,880 --> 01:19:48,360
Speaker 1: no shirt underneath. And how weird. He felt all day,

1725
01:19:48,439 --> 01:19:50,519
Speaker 1: and it's like one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

1726
01:19:50,600 --> 01:19:54,479
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, I love Yeah local teen feels uncomfortable and

1727
01:19:54,640 --> 01:19:56,439
Speaker 6: wind suit yeah or whatever.

1728
01:19:56,520 --> 01:20:01,519
Speaker 4: I didn't see it. I'm just thing I'm naming it. Yeah,

1729
01:20:01,560 --> 01:20:02,280
Speaker 4: I want a job.

1730
01:20:03,360 --> 01:20:04,280
Speaker 2: It doesn't exist.

1731
01:20:04,479 --> 01:20:06,840
Speaker 4: What if I just named the articles. You guys write them.

1732
01:20:07,640 --> 01:20:11,160
Speaker 2: I'm in here trianas for titles. I get paid more

1733
01:20:11,200 --> 01:20:12,000
Speaker 2: than everybody.

1734
01:20:12,120 --> 01:20:14,599
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's going to be awesome. So no, then okay,

1735
01:20:15,640 --> 01:20:18,440
Speaker 1: Oh so when we get when we're back and official,

1736
01:20:19,000 --> 01:20:20,519
Speaker 1: we're going to start having guests again.

1737
01:20:20,840 --> 01:20:22,280
Speaker 4: Yeah, right, of course.

1738
01:20:22,320 --> 01:20:23,439
Speaker 2: It's just such a pain.

1739
01:20:23,400 --> 01:20:24,240
Speaker 1: To book people.

1740
01:20:24,560 --> 01:20:26,880
Speaker 4: Yeah, and I can. We can rift together and then

1741
01:20:26,960 --> 01:20:29,280
Speaker 4: have the guests. It doesn't have to be true.

1742
01:20:29,520 --> 01:20:32,439
Speaker 6: It's yeah, we go back and forth. Well, yeah, exactly.

1743
01:20:32,560 --> 01:20:35,200
Speaker 6: Let's keep it similar to the way it is. Otherwise

1744
01:20:35,200 --> 01:20:37,639
Speaker 6: we don't get caught in a lie when it's twenty twenty.

1745
01:20:37,760 --> 01:20:38,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a diact.

1746
01:20:39,200 --> 01:20:42,000
Speaker 1: Think about the future when people will be throwing this

1747
01:20:42,080 --> 01:20:42,920
Speaker 1: in our face later.

1748
01:20:43,160 --> 01:20:43,360
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1749
01:20:43,479 --> 01:20:47,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's going to come up, by the way with vitoes.

1750
01:20:48,760 --> 01:20:51,880
Speaker 1: By the way, So it's just an entire show of

1751
01:20:51,960 --> 01:20:54,320
Speaker 1: like asides and forgotten ideas.

1752
01:20:54,320 --> 01:20:59,519
Speaker 4: It's a pretty great title. She's she was ahead of

1753
01:20:59,520 --> 01:20:59,880
Speaker 4: her time.

1754
01:21:00,120 --> 01:21:00,920
Speaker 2: She knew her ship.

1755
01:21:02,479 --> 01:21:06,120
Speaker 6: And my dad she broke My mom broke her arm,

1756
01:21:06,160 --> 01:21:08,840
Speaker 6: and my dad tried to defend my mom and a

1757
01:21:09,120 --> 01:21:09,600
Speaker 6: court and.

1758
01:21:09,640 --> 01:21:11,599
Speaker 4: He drew a map and had cars on it.

1759
01:21:11,800 --> 01:21:15,439
Speaker 6: Oh this is where and they lost.

1760
01:21:15,479 --> 01:21:17,160
Speaker 2: Your dad represented your mom in court.

1761
01:21:17,240 --> 01:21:19,800
Speaker 6: Well, he had done a lot of court stuff. He

1762
01:21:19,960 --> 01:21:22,360
Speaker 6: was like a tax appeal hearings and stuff. But it

1763
01:21:22,439 --> 01:21:25,120
Speaker 6: was different to defend a brazen arm breaking.

1764
01:21:25,320 --> 01:21:26,360
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1765
01:21:26,479 --> 01:21:27,960
Speaker 1: I mean, at the end of the day, she broke

1766
01:21:28,000 --> 01:21:28,400
Speaker 1: her arm.

1767
01:21:28,680 --> 01:21:29,600
Speaker 2: There's not all you can do.

1768
01:21:30,240 --> 01:21:32,479
Speaker 4: She was riding on the street. My mom threw open

1769
01:21:32,520 --> 01:21:32,960
Speaker 4: the door to.

1770
01:21:33,000 --> 01:21:37,080
Speaker 6: The Volkswagen Bus's arm was there, you know what?

1771
01:21:37,200 --> 01:21:37,840
Speaker 1: And by the.

1772
01:21:37,800 --> 01:21:39,360
Speaker 2: Way, guilty your honor.

1773
01:21:41,360 --> 01:21:45,240
Speaker 4: Ah, Oh that's fun. All right, we're at your house.

1774
01:21:45,800 --> 01:21:49,240
Speaker 4: We're back you. Good to see you again, friend.

1775
01:21:49,320 --> 01:21:51,839
Speaker 1: I know I've missed you dearly and missed doing this podcast.

1776
01:21:51,920 --> 01:21:53,799
Speaker 1: Let's let's be more regular.

1777
01:21:54,479 --> 01:21:54,920
Speaker 2: And when I.

1778
01:21:55,000 --> 01:21:57,200
Speaker 1: Say that, I mean me, not a musical.

1779
01:21:58,760 --> 01:22:03,280
Speaker 4: I'm good to see you, Stephen. Yes, you've been listening.

1780
01:22:03,439 --> 01:22:06,799
Speaker 4: Do you need a ride? D wyan a R.

1781
01:22:09,360 --> 01:22:10,240
Speaker 1: Are you leaving?

1782
01:22:10,439 --> 01:22:13,200
Speaker 4: I you wanna way back home?

1783
01:22:13,479 --> 01:22:18,599
Speaker 3: Either way, we want to be there, doesn't matter how

1784
01:22:18,680 --> 01:22:20,240
Speaker 3: much baggage you claim.

1785
01:22:20,439 --> 01:22:26,200
Speaker 1: Give us time and a Turmino and Gabe. We want

1786
01:22:26,240 --> 01:22:28,240
Speaker 1: to send you off in style.

1787
01:22:29,520 --> 01:22:31,920
Speaker 4: Do you want to welcome you back home?

1788
01:22:33,720 --> 01:22:39,640
Speaker 1: Tell us all about every scared or was it fine? Malcorn?

1789
01:22:55,560 --> 01:22:56,960
Speaker 4: Do you need to ride?

1790
01:22:57,600 --> 01:23:00,880
Speaker 2: Do you need to ride? Do you you need a ride?

1791
01:23:01,520 --> 01:23:04,800
Speaker 2: Do you need to ride? Do you need a ride?

1792
01:23:05,439 --> 01:23:08,799
Speaker 4: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

1793
01:23:09,400 --> 01:23:15,120
Speaker 2: Do you need.

1794
01:23:16,640 --> 01:23:17,839
Speaker 4: With Karen and Cress

1795
01:23:19,439 --> 01:23:19,840
Speaker 6: Mm hmm