WEBVTT - Second Date Update PODCAST: Napkin Cash

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<v Speaker 1>Looking Jewels second date up date. Having an X call

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<v Speaker 1>you while you're on a date, it's never fun. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I've had numerous exes bugged me while I've been out

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<v Speaker 1>on dates. I calling my phone NonStop. Now granted they

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<v Speaker 1>weren't exes at the time, but they would call me

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<v Speaker 1>and be like, hey, where are you? Why aren't you home?

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<v Speaker 1>Haven't seen you in a couple of days. I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>I know, you know you're about to eat my X.

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<v Speaker 1>Stop bugging me on this date. And Kyle, who's on

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<v Speaker 1>the phone today to do a second date update, apparently

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<v Speaker 1>had his ex blowing up his phone the whole time

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<v Speaker 1>he was on the date, and that's why he thinks

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<v Speaker 1>he's not getting a call back. Kyle, what's up man?

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<v Speaker 1>How are you? Hey? What's going on? Guys? Much to established.

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<v Speaker 1>This is a true X, not like what Jewel just described, right, No,

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<v Speaker 1>this is a real this is a real crazy X. So, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>what do you so? Your email said she was bugging

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<v Speaker 1>you the whole time? How did that happen? She was

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<v Speaker 1>totally blowing up my phone, man, texting me the whole

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<v Speaker 1>time I was on the date, and it was she's

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<v Speaker 1>just bringing up old stuff and it was like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>that's annoying, just a craziness, just stuff that doesn't even

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<v Speaker 1>apply to everyday life. And how long ago did you

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<v Speaker 1>guys break up? You and your ex? Like six months? Wow,

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<v Speaker 1>that's a while ago. Yeah. So has this been an

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<v Speaker 1>ongoing problem in the last six months? Yeah? Every now

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<v Speaker 1>and again, like every couple of weeks, I'll get like

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<v Speaker 1>this barrage of insanity. It probably depends on where you

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<v Speaker 1>check in on Facebook. She's like, he's at a dinner place,

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<v Speaker 1>he's with a girl. I'm gonna call him. And you

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<v Speaker 1>know what, man, I don't check in anymore because of

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<v Speaker 1>exactly that. I don't do any of that stuff. Did

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<v Speaker 1>she know that you were on a date? I don't know. Probably.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know how she could have known, because, like

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<v Speaker 1>I said, I don't tell. I don't like broadcast it.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't put it out there because I don't want

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<v Speaker 1>to hear it. Man, I don't want to get the

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<v Speaker 1>crazy thrown that. Now, the girl that you went out,

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<v Speaker 1>did she know that she was bugging you? Or was

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<v Speaker 1>it just in your mind the whole time? And it

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<v Speaker 1>was hard to concentrate, dude. It got so bad that

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<v Speaker 1>she was like dude, you're blowing up. What's going on?

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<v Speaker 1>Phone was like out of control. So I just I

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<v Speaker 1>kind of just told her, you know, just to kind

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<v Speaker 1>of like get it off my chest and just be

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<v Speaker 1>up front of him, out it and be like, look,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, but my ex is blowing me up

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<v Speaker 1>and it's insane. You know, you should have been like this.

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<v Speaker 1>See like, once you go with me, you're never going

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<v Speaker 1>to be the same. So I hope you know what

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<v Speaker 1>you're getting into. Be prepared. What is the girl's name

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<v Speaker 1>that you were on the date with Alyssa? And what

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<v Speaker 1>was her response when you were just totally honest about

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<v Speaker 1>what was happening. Um, you know, in retrospect, I think

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<v Speaker 1>maybe it kind of weirdled her out. Really. I mean

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<v Speaker 1>I got so frustrated that I was just like, look

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<v Speaker 1>at the crazy stuff that she's showing me, and I

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<v Speaker 1>just turned my phone around so that she could read it.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, no, why would you do that? That is

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<v Speaker 1>a horrible move. I mean, looking back on it, it

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't the smartest thing to do, but I felt like

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<v Speaker 1>she wouldn't believe me otherwise, like she think I was

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<v Speaker 1>doing playing fantasy football or something. The whole time I was,

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<v Speaker 1>I was hanging out with I was just trying to

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<v Speaker 1>be up front, you know, so she didn't think I

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<v Speaker 1>was some kind of creek, all right, And then how

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<v Speaker 1>did your date respond? She kind of first got a

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<v Speaker 1>little quiet about it, you know, but then I ordered

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<v Speaker 1>another bottle of wine and we just we had a

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<v Speaker 1>good time. Man. I really felt like the date went

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<v Speaker 1>fine from there. You know. It just kind of felt

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<v Speaker 1>like it took it totally off my back, like I

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<v Speaker 1>was free again. It really felt like from there everything

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<v Speaker 1>went really well, you know. All right, So you feel

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<v Speaker 1>like you got past that, yeah, definitely. Yeah. I mean

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<v Speaker 1>I at one point I knocked over a glass of wine.

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<v Speaker 1>It spilled a little, I picked it back up. Fact

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<v Speaker 1>that got a little weird. But other than that, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>everything was fine. You probably seemed like you were really

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<v Speaker 1>shook from the whole thing, Like you're getting your phone

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<v Speaker 1>just look at it. Look what you're saying. They knock

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<v Speaker 1>over wine, kocking stuff over. You know, I hope you

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<v Speaker 1>didn't think I was wasted, you know, knocking stuff over.

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<v Speaker 1>I gotta get another bottle of wine over here. Max

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<v Speaker 1>is bringing up all this stuff in my past, and

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<v Speaker 1>I can't take it. I hope that's not I really

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<v Speaker 1>hope that's not what I sounded like. Man, that's horrible.

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<v Speaker 1>Well she's not calling you back now, so so maybe

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<v Speaker 1>that is what I Maybe that is what she sounded like.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, did you really like her though? I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>is are you upset? Yeah? No, I definitely thought we

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<v Speaker 1>had a lot in common. You know, we had we

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<v Speaker 1>laughed a bunch. She was definitely cute. She looked like

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<v Speaker 1>her picture. It wasn't like she was some kind of

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<v Speaker 1>internet troll and she was trying to be something she wasn't. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>she was totally chill girl. I was totally thought I

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<v Speaker 1>was having texted her and I get nothing back, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>so I don't know. You know, when when someone comes

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<v Speaker 1>with a crazy X, you gotta worry the pros and cons.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, the con is obviously the crazy X, and

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<v Speaker 1>is it worth it? I'm guessing she's gonna go no, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's the way it feels, huh Yeah. Yeah, she might think, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>a little bit of baggage, or maybe you're the crazy one.

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<v Speaker 1>Imagine how I feel. I've already got it tooking on.

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<v Speaker 1>It's terrible. Yeah, all right, Well we'll play a song

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<v Speaker 1>come back, call her and get your second date update.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, all right, a man hanging brooking jubil in

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<v Speaker 1>the morning, right in the middle of a second date update,

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<v Speaker 1>and if you're just joining us. Kyle is on the

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<v Speaker 1>phone today. He wants to call a girl named a Lyssa.

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<v Speaker 1>They went out for a first date, and unfortunately for him,

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<v Speaker 1>before his first date, his phone started blowing up and

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<v Speaker 1>it was his ex girlfriend. They've been broken up for

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<v Speaker 1>like six months, but apparently from time to time she

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<v Speaker 1>bugs him NonStop, and she was bugging him throughout the

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<v Speaker 1>date so badly that his date, Alyssa, asked him like, wow,

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<v Speaker 1>your phone's blowing up, and so he admitted that, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>his ex girlfriend was bugging him. And then he even

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<v Speaker 1>showed her the phone because he was frustrated, and they

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<v Speaker 1>read over the texts, and then he knocked over a

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<v Speaker 1>bottle of wine. So he thinks that maybe we the

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<v Speaker 1>ex girl friend not leaving him alone to have a

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<v Speaker 1>good date, and then knocking over a bottle of wine

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<v Speaker 1>might have sealed his fate and that's why he's not

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<v Speaker 1>getting a callback. Kyle, was everything I said correct right there? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>except that I just I knocked over a glass of wine,

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<v Speaker 1>not a whole bottle of bottle of That is a

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<v Speaker 1>lot less dramatic, I'll give you that. That's a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of bad stuff to happen on a first date. But

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<v Speaker 1>you know what, I'm gonna dial with Lisa's phone number

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<v Speaker 1>right now, see if we can get her on the

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<v Speaker 1>phone and find out if that is the reason she's

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<v Speaker 1>not calling you back. Okay, okay, all right, here we go. Hello.

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<v Speaker 1>May I speak to Alyssa? Please? Yeah, I'm Melissa. Hey, Alyssa,

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<v Speaker 1>how are you? This is Jewbil from brook and Jewil

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<v Speaker 1>in the morning the radio station. Yeah, the entire radio station.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, why are you calling me? I just wanted

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<v Speaker 1>to talk, honestly, I just I need somebody to talk to.

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<v Speaker 1>And I figured out would dial a random phone number,

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<v Speaker 1>hoping that Alyssa would answer, and it all worked out.

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<v Speaker 1>Sometimes life is crazy like that, Alyssa, what's the real

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<v Speaker 1>reason you're calling me? Well, because I got an email

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<v Speaker 1>about you. It's from a guy named Kyle that you

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<v Speaker 1>went on a date with. What. Yeah, you went out

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<v Speaker 1>with a guy named Kyle a little while ago, right,

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<v Speaker 1>Unfortunately I did. Obviously you didn't enjoy your date with

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<v Speaker 1>Kyle very much. No, Well, Kyle enjoyed his date with

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<v Speaker 1>you and he liked you a lot, and that's why

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<v Speaker 1>he emailed us because he wanted us to see if

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<v Speaker 1>we could get you on the phone since you haven't

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<v Speaker 1>been responding to any of his text messages or phone

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<v Speaker 1>calls or anything like that. Oh really, So do you

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<v Speaker 1>think you could tell us why you're not wanting to

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<v Speaker 1>go out with Kyle again? I don't know that I

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<v Speaker 1>want to broadcast it. I mean, well, you don't have

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<v Speaker 1>to broadcast it. We will, I know what you mean.

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<v Speaker 1>I just don't want to really say it on the radio.

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<v Speaker 1>He told us about your date, and I would think

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<v Speaker 1>from his recap that it would make him look bad. Yeah, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>so you probably already know the reason why. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>he've told you about the date. I'm guessing it's from

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<v Speaker 1>his ex girlfriend texting him throughout the date. He told

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<v Speaker 1>you about that. Yeah, he told us about that. And

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<v Speaker 1>he told us about how he spilt some wine after

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<v Speaker 1>two and how he handled the X thing like show

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<v Speaker 1>he knew the text messages. I know, and I'm on

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<v Speaker 1>the first date with this guy. What are you doing? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Pretty boneheaded move for sure. So that was it. Then,

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<v Speaker 1>we should tell him never to show a date the

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<v Speaker 1>crazy text from your ex girlfriend that you're getting. Well, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's definitely good advice because that wasn't good at all. Right,

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<v Speaker 1>but you know, I have a crazy ex, so I

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<v Speaker 1>get it. So I like, you know, we talked about it.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, okay, gotta let him off the hook

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<v Speaker 1>a little, so you know, maybe he's nervous whatever. So wait,

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<v Speaker 1>you're saying that you moved past that and you were

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<v Speaker 1>okay with it. I mean, oh, I wasn't okay with it,

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<v Speaker 1>but I was. I was willing to like really give

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<v Speaker 1>him a chance, you know what I mean? All right? Then,

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<v Speaker 1>so then what ruined it? The wine? He blew it again,

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<v Speaker 1>spilling the wine and you just had it. You're like, dude,

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<v Speaker 1>that was a good glass of wine. You're idiot. The

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<v Speaker 1>party foul, That the dating foul. No, it was really

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<v Speaker 1>the conversation leading up to that, like he was very

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<v Speaker 1>proud of his accomplishments and just talking about how much

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<v Speaker 1>money he has liked me. I mean to the extent

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<v Speaker 1>like it's like, oh, two weeks ago, I rented a

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<v Speaker 1>lard jet or something. It was like a private jet

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<v Speaker 1>or something. Yeah, for his boys, and then they flew

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<v Speaker 1>to Vegas and then they're like top and bottles. Wow,

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<v Speaker 1>I know I'm actually really him right, noddenly. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>get why men think that women are only interested in money.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it's because he was more compensating because of

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<v Speaker 1>the whole ex texting him and he thought that bothered me.

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<v Speaker 1>Was trying to impress you after messing up, right, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and it obviously didn't work. No, And that's when the

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<v Speaker 1>whole wine situation happened. And then I couldn't believe what

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<v Speaker 1>he did? What did he do? So he knocks over

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<v Speaker 1>the glass of wine. It goes all over the table,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm thinking, oh, crash, we gotta get the waiter

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<v Speaker 1>for for napkins. I'm looking for napkins. As I look up,

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<v Speaker 1>I see him reached his back pocket and he has

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<v Speaker 1>these like two one hundred dollar bills and he's dabbing

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<v Speaker 1>up the wine with money. Oh my god, did you

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<v Speaker 1>just laughing? Oh my god? That is so out of control. Hundreds.

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<v Speaker 1>I haven't asked her. I was like, what are we doing?

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<v Speaker 1>And did he respond to that? He said, don't worry

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<v Speaker 1>about it. I'll take care of it. And that's in

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<v Speaker 1>the waiter showed up. Met some people who make a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of money, and I've met some really do. She

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<v Speaker 1>wants to make a lot of money, But I have

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<v Speaker 1>never met anybody who would clean up a spill with

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<v Speaker 1>one hundred dollars bills in order to prove to you

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<v Speaker 1>how rich they are. Yeah, I could believe it either.

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<v Speaker 1>And then the waiters like, is everything okay here? You're like, no,

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<v Speaker 1>this guy's wasting hundreds of dollars cleaning up wine. And

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<v Speaker 1>then he had the nerve to take the soap for

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<v Speaker 1>one hundred dollars bills and give it to the waiter

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<v Speaker 1>for a tip. Oh my gosh, so like take my scraps. Basically, Granted,

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<v Speaker 1>I'd still be excited if I was a waiter I

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<v Speaker 1>got two hundred bucks. But I couldn't believe what a

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<v Speaker 1>douche this guy ended up being. When we talk to him,

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<v Speaker 1>he sounded so nice. I am nice? Oh what was

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<v Speaker 1>that that was? Kyle? Kyle, You're supposed to wait until

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<v Speaker 1>I call you into the conversation, but apparently when you

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<v Speaker 1>got a bunch of money, it doesn't really matter. Ye, Kyle,

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<v Speaker 1>you're on the phone right now. Yeah, And I'm sorry

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<v Speaker 1>to jump in like this, But I just had to

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<v Speaker 1>defend myself. I mean, I am a nice guy. I

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<v Speaker 1>give you that two on a bus you did. That's

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<v Speaker 1>a very nice tip. Technically, that was the most embarrassing

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<v Speaker 1>thing that has ever happened to me. What's embarrassing? It

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<v Speaker 1>was just a little bit of spill wine. What's embarrassing

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<v Speaker 1>about that? Are you looking embarrassing about that? It's not

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<v Speaker 1>about the wine. You took two hundred dollars bills. People

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<v Speaker 1>don't even have that kind of You supped it in wine.

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<v Speaker 1>It's so unsaulting. It's not insulting. I promptly gave them

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<v Speaker 1>to the waiter. Or is a tip? I think that's

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<v Speaker 1>a very generous tip. I think I was doing a

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<v Speaker 1>nice thing. It's a it's a nice tip. But like

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<v Speaker 1>using money to clean up wine on a first date,

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<v Speaker 1>that's kind of a douche movement, not kind of. There's

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<v Speaker 1>no kind of about that. I realize that, but I'm

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<v Speaker 1>trying to be nice to him, so he stays on

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<v Speaker 1>the phone. Honestly, I just grabbed it, But I make

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<v Speaker 1>like five times that while we're sitting there eating dinner.

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<v Speaker 1>So what's the matter. God, you're still bragging I can't

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<v Speaker 1>even handle you right now. It's not bragging. It's a fact.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't help it. If that's my life, that's just

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<v Speaker 1>the way it is. It's just a fact. Are you

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<v Speaker 1>guys hearing this guy? This is what my entire date

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<v Speaker 1>was like. This is exactly what I was talking about. Look,

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<v Speaker 1>if you wanted to date somebody poor or that acts

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<v Speaker 1>all poor and you shouldn't have been to date with me.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't care about poor rich. I just want to

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<v Speaker 1>date a good person. Yeah, I'm a good person and

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<v Speaker 1>I'm a good rich person. This is why I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>return your calls because the way that you talk about it.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, it's like I liked you before you started

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<v Speaker 1>bragging about being loaded. I wasn't bragging about anything. I

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<v Speaker 1>was just telling you about my life. That's just how

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<v Speaker 1>it is, Kyle. I wasn't bragging about anything. You obviously

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<v Speaker 1>have some insecurities, and that's why you're trying to make

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<v Speaker 1>up for it with money. Like I get that, But

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<v Speaker 1>are you hearing what she's saying? Like people can actually

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<v Speaker 1>just like you for you. I think that's a positive thing.

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<v Speaker 1>I totally agree people do like me for me. It's

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<v Speaker 1>just that I come with a lot of money. People

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<v Speaker 1>like me. It's part of me is all this money?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, you're so bragging right now. And you

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<v Speaker 1>know what, guys, you haven't even heard the worst of

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<v Speaker 1>what he said. It gets worse. What what did I say?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. We got on this conversation, but I

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<v Speaker 1>asked what his favorite things were, and he replied commas.

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<v Speaker 1>Commas Like yeah, commas, because he wants to get as

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<v Speaker 1>many commas and his bank account as possible. You didn't

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<v Speaker 1>say that, Kyle, did you. Hey man, everybody's got to

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<v Speaker 1>have goals, and I got gold more commas those that's

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<v Speaker 1>my gold man. But nobody has attracted to a person

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<v Speaker 1>whose passion is just money. You haven't been on a

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<v Speaker 1>date with me. Once you go on a date with me,

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<v Speaker 1>you'll forget about everything. Accept the money. Well, speaking of dates, listen,

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<v Speaker 1>would you like to go out on a second date

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<v Speaker 1>with Kyle? He will pay for it. I'm not paying

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<v Speaker 1>for anything with Kyle. Good point. Why should I. Kyle's

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<v Speaker 1>got all the money in the world, He's got all

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<v Speaker 1>those commas. Would you like to go out with him?

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<v Speaker 1>You know what, he may have all the money in

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<v Speaker 1>the world, but he has no class, so no, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>did see that one coming. Well you blew it, sweetheart,

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<v Speaker 1>it's your loss. Oh and the sweetheart too. Oh my gosh. Sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>no second date for you, Kyle. Whatever, I'll go buy

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<v Speaker 1>a second date somewhere else. I'm not worried about it.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't even believe this guy. It's so ridiculous. Yeah

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<v Speaker 1>it is. But I do want to use that Comma's

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<v Speaker 1>line at some point in my life. Thanks for that, Kyle.

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<v Speaker 1>Text in at seven eight five to nine two that says,

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<v Speaker 1>is Kyle interested in dating a fat, hairy, twenty five

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<v Speaker 1>year old man? No touching, though, but I would like

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<v Speaker 1>to date him. Another text that says that guy really

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<v Speaker 1>makes me wish I was a gold digger, but the

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<v Speaker 1>douche baggery was just too real for me to handle.

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<v Speaker 1>Serious put up with that. Talking about today's second date update,

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<v Speaker 1>of course, Sky, Kyle wanted to call a girl named Melissa.

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<v Speaker 1>They went out for dinner. He thought the reason that

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<v Speaker 1>she wasn't calling back was because he was getting blown

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<v Speaker 1>up by his ex the whole time. Yeah, which is awkward.

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<v Speaker 1>Which is awkward, Yeah, and a pretty good reason not

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<v Speaker 1>to call somebody back, especially when he showed her the

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<v Speaker 1>text messages from his crazy ex, and she said that

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<v Speaker 1>that was a little weird, but she was fine with it.

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<v Speaker 1>But the worst part of the date was we're thinking

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<v Speaker 1>maybe he was insecure, trying to overcompensate, or maybe that's

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<v Speaker 1>just him. I don't know, but he was trying to

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<v Speaker 1>show off how much money he had. They spilled wine

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<v Speaker 1>at one point, and he took out two hundred dollars

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<v Speaker 1>bills from his pocket and cleaned up the wine with

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<v Speaker 1>that money and then gave it as a tip to

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<v Speaker 1>the waiter. And let's be honest, how absorbent could those

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<v Speaker 1>things be? Feel like there was a lot of wine

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<v Speaker 1>still left on the table. So it's not even just

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<v Speaker 1>a douche part. It's like, that's actually not the best

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<v Speaker 1>way to do this. Some paper towels probably would be better.

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<v Speaker 1>And money is so dirty, And I guess the whole

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<v Speaker 1>time he just kept talking about how much money he had.

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<v Speaker 1>It probably delivered one of my favorite lines that I've

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<v Speaker 1>heard that I have to figure out how to work

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<v Speaker 1>into a conversation. At one point, she asked him what

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<v Speaker 1>his favorite things are and he said, commas. I love

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<v Speaker 1>commas because I'm just trying to get as many Commas

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<v Speaker 1>in my bank account as possible. If someone said that

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<v Speaker 1>to me, I'd be like, Commas, Is that like a

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<v Speaker 1>new rapper or something. No, I just want Commas in

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<v Speaker 1>my bank account because I'm a bawler and a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of people are texting it at seven, eight, five, and

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<v Speaker 1>nine two asking to date Kyle because you know, if

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<v Speaker 1>you date him you can just take him for all

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<v Speaker 1>his money. He doesn't care either. Yeah, he knows it,

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<v Speaker 1>so you know the deal going into that. Remember, if

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<v Speaker 1>you want a second date update, all you have to

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<v Speaker 1>do is email the show and we will call the

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