Speaker 1: Looking Jewels second date up date. Having an X call
Speaker 1: you while you're on a date, it's never fun. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I've had numerous exes bugged me while I've been out
Speaker 1: on dates. I calling my phone NonStop. Now granted they
Speaker 1: weren't exes at the time, but they would call me
Speaker 1: and be like, hey, where are you? Why aren't you home?
Speaker 1: Haven't seen you in a couple of days. I'm like,
Speaker 1: I know, you know you're about to eat my X.
Speaker 1: Stop bugging me on this date. And Kyle, who's on
Speaker 1: the phone today to do a second date update, apparently
Speaker 1: had his ex blowing up his phone the whole time
Speaker 1: he was on the date, and that's why he thinks
Speaker 1: he's not getting a call back. Kyle, what's up man?
Speaker 1: How are you? Hey? What's going on? Guys? Much to established.
Speaker 1: This is a true X, not like what Jewel just described, right, No,
Speaker 1: this is a real this is a real crazy X. So, yeah,
Speaker 1: what do you so? Your email said she was bugging
Speaker 1: you the whole time? How did that happen? She was
Speaker 1: totally blowing up my phone, man, texting me the whole
Speaker 1: time I was on the date, and it was she's
Speaker 1: just bringing up old stuff and it was like, oh,
Speaker 1: that's annoying, just a craziness, just stuff that doesn't even
Speaker 1: apply to everyday life. And how long ago did you
Speaker 1: guys break up? You and your ex? Like six months? Wow,
Speaker 1: that's a while ago. Yeah. So has this been an
Speaker 1: ongoing problem in the last six months? Yeah? Every now
Speaker 1: and again, like every couple of weeks, I'll get like
Speaker 1: this barrage of insanity. It probably depends on where you
Speaker 1: check in on Facebook. She's like, he's at a dinner place,
Speaker 1: he's with a girl. I'm gonna call him. And you
Speaker 1: know what, man, I don't check in anymore because of
Speaker 1: exactly that. I don't do any of that stuff. Did
Speaker 1: she know that you were on a date? I don't know. Probably.
Speaker 1: I don't know how she could have known, because, like
Speaker 1: I said, I don't tell. I don't like broadcast it.
Speaker 1: I don't put it out there because I don't want
Speaker 1: to hear it. Man, I don't want to get the
Speaker 1: crazy thrown that. Now, the girl that you went out,
Speaker 1: did she know that she was bugging you? Or was
Speaker 1: it just in your mind the whole time? And it
Speaker 1: was hard to concentrate, dude. It got so bad that
Speaker 1: she was like dude, you're blowing up. What's going on?
Speaker 1: Phone was like out of control. So I just I
Speaker 1: kind of just told her, you know, just to kind
Speaker 1: of like get it off my chest and just be
Speaker 1: up front of him, out it and be like, look,
Speaker 1: I don't know, but my ex is blowing me up
Speaker 1: and it's insane. You know, you should have been like this.
Speaker 1: See like, once you go with me, you're never going
Speaker 1: to be the same. So I hope you know what
Speaker 1: you're getting into. Be prepared. What is the girl's name
Speaker 1: that you were on the date with Alyssa? And what
Speaker 1: was her response when you were just totally honest about
Speaker 1: what was happening. Um, you know, in retrospect, I think
Speaker 1: maybe it kind of weirdled her out. Really. I mean
Speaker 1: I got so frustrated that I was just like, look
Speaker 1: at the crazy stuff that she's showing me, and I
Speaker 1: just turned my phone around so that she could read it.
Speaker 1: You know, no, why would you do that? That is
Speaker 1: a horrible move. I mean, looking back on it, it
Speaker 1: wasn't the smartest thing to do, but I felt like
Speaker 1: she wouldn't believe me otherwise, like she think I was
Speaker 1: doing playing fantasy football or something. The whole time I was,
Speaker 1: I was hanging out with I was just trying to
Speaker 1: be up front, you know, so she didn't think I
Speaker 1: was some kind of creek, all right, And then how
Speaker 1: did your date respond? She kind of first got a
Speaker 1: little quiet about it, you know, but then I ordered
Speaker 1: another bottle of wine and we just we had a
Speaker 1: good time. Man. I really felt like the date went
Speaker 1: fine from there. You know. It just kind of felt
Speaker 1: like it took it totally off my back, like I
Speaker 1: was free again. It really felt like from there everything
Speaker 1: went really well, you know. All right, So you feel
Speaker 1: like you got past that, yeah, definitely. Yeah. I mean
Speaker 1: I at one point I knocked over a glass of wine.
Speaker 1: It spilled a little, I picked it back up. Fact
Speaker 1: that got a little weird. But other than that, yeah,
Speaker 1: everything was fine. You probably seemed like you were really
Speaker 1: shook from the whole thing, Like you're getting your phone
Speaker 1: just look at it. Look what you're saying. They knock
Speaker 1: over wine, kocking stuff over. You know, I hope you
Speaker 1: didn't think I was wasted, you know, knocking stuff over.
Speaker 1: I gotta get another bottle of wine over here. Max
Speaker 1: is bringing up all this stuff in my past, and
Speaker 1: I can't take it. I hope that's not I really
Speaker 1: hope that's not what I sounded like. Man, that's horrible.
Speaker 1: Well she's not calling you back now, so so maybe
Speaker 1: that is what I Maybe that is what she sounded like.
Speaker 1: I mean, did you really like her though? I mean,
Speaker 1: is are you upset? Yeah? No, I definitely thought we
Speaker 1: had a lot in common. You know, we had we
Speaker 1: laughed a bunch. She was definitely cute. She looked like
Speaker 1: her picture. It wasn't like she was some kind of
Speaker 1: internet troll and she was trying to be something she wasn't. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she was totally chill girl. I was totally thought I
Speaker 1: was having texted her and I get nothing back, you know,
Speaker 1: so I don't know. You know, when when someone comes
Speaker 1: with a crazy X, you gotta worry the pros and cons.
Speaker 1: You know, the con is obviously the crazy X, and
Speaker 1: is it worth it? I'm guessing she's gonna go no, Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's the way it feels, huh Yeah. Yeah, she might think, yeah,
Speaker 1: a little bit of baggage, or maybe you're the crazy one.
Speaker 1: Imagine how I feel. I've already got it tooking on.
Speaker 1: It's terrible. Yeah, all right, Well we'll play a song
Speaker 1: come back, call her and get your second date update.
Speaker 1: All right, all right, a man hanging brooking jubil in
Speaker 1: the morning, right in the middle of a second date update,
Speaker 1: and if you're just joining us. Kyle is on the
Speaker 1: phone today. He wants to call a girl named a Lyssa.
Speaker 1: They went out for a first date, and unfortunately for him,
Speaker 1: before his first date, his phone started blowing up and
Speaker 1: it was his ex girlfriend. They've been broken up for
Speaker 1: like six months, but apparently from time to time she
Speaker 1: bugs him NonStop, and she was bugging him throughout the
Speaker 1: date so badly that his date, Alyssa, asked him like, wow,
Speaker 1: your phone's blowing up, and so he admitted that, yeah,
Speaker 1: his ex girlfriend was bugging him. And then he even
Speaker 1: showed her the phone because he was frustrated, and they
Speaker 1: read over the texts, and then he knocked over a
Speaker 1: bottle of wine. So he thinks that maybe we the
Speaker 1: ex girl friend not leaving him alone to have a
Speaker 1: good date, and then knocking over a bottle of wine
Speaker 1: might have sealed his fate and that's why he's not
Speaker 1: getting a callback. Kyle, was everything I said correct right there? Yeah,
Speaker 1: except that I just I knocked over a glass of wine,
Speaker 1: not a whole bottle of bottle of That is a
Speaker 1: lot less dramatic, I'll give you that. That's a lot
Speaker 1: of bad stuff to happen on a first date. But
Speaker 1: you know what, I'm gonna dial with Lisa's phone number
Speaker 1: right now, see if we can get her on the
Speaker 1: phone and find out if that is the reason she's
Speaker 1: not calling you back. Okay, okay, all right, here we go. Hello.
Speaker 1: May I speak to Alyssa? Please? Yeah, I'm Melissa. Hey, Alyssa,
Speaker 1: how are you? This is Jewbil from brook and Jewil
Speaker 1: in the morning the radio station. Yeah, the entire radio station.
Speaker 1: I mean, why are you calling me? I just wanted
Speaker 1: to talk, honestly, I just I need somebody to talk to.
Speaker 1: And I figured out would dial a random phone number,
Speaker 1: hoping that Alyssa would answer, and it all worked out.
Speaker 1: Sometimes life is crazy like that, Alyssa, what's the real
Speaker 1: reason you're calling me? Well, because I got an email
Speaker 1: about you. It's from a guy named Kyle that you
Speaker 1: went on a date with. What. Yeah, you went out
Speaker 1: with a guy named Kyle a little while ago, right,
Speaker 1: Unfortunately I did. Obviously you didn't enjoy your date with
Speaker 1: Kyle very much. No, Well, Kyle enjoyed his date with
Speaker 1: you and he liked you a lot, and that's why
Speaker 1: he emailed us because he wanted us to see if
Speaker 1: we could get you on the phone since you haven't
Speaker 1: been responding to any of his text messages or phone
Speaker 1: calls or anything like that. Oh really, So do you
Speaker 1: think you could tell us why you're not wanting to
Speaker 1: go out with Kyle again? I don't know that I
Speaker 1: want to broadcast it. I mean, well, you don't have
Speaker 1: to broadcast it. We will, I know what you mean.
Speaker 1: I just don't want to really say it on the radio.
Speaker 1: He told us about your date, and I would think
Speaker 1: from his recap that it would make him look bad. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: so you probably already know the reason why. I mean,
Speaker 1: he've told you about the date. I'm guessing it's from
Speaker 1: his ex girlfriend texting him throughout the date. He told
Speaker 1: you about that. Yeah, he told us about that. And
Speaker 1: he told us about how he spilt some wine after
Speaker 1: two and how he handled the X thing like show
Speaker 1: he knew the text messages. I know, and I'm on
Speaker 1: the first date with this guy. What are you doing? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Pretty boneheaded move for sure. So that was it. Then,
Speaker 1: we should tell him never to show a date the
Speaker 1: crazy text from your ex girlfriend that you're getting. Well, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's definitely good advice because that wasn't good at all. Right,
Speaker 1: but you know, I have a crazy ex, so I
Speaker 1: get it. So I like, you know, we talked about it.
Speaker 1: I was like, okay, gotta let him off the hook
Speaker 1: a little, so you know, maybe he's nervous whatever. So wait,
Speaker 1: you're saying that you moved past that and you were
Speaker 1: okay with it. I mean, oh, I wasn't okay with it,
Speaker 1: but I was. I was willing to like really give
Speaker 1: him a chance, you know what I mean? All right? Then,
Speaker 1: so then what ruined it? The wine? He blew it again,
Speaker 1: spilling the wine and you just had it. You're like, dude,
Speaker 1: that was a good glass of wine. You're idiot. The
Speaker 1: party foul, That the dating foul. No, it was really
Speaker 1: the conversation leading up to that, like he was very
Speaker 1: proud of his accomplishments and just talking about how much
Speaker 1: money he has liked me. I mean to the extent
Speaker 1: like it's like, oh, two weeks ago, I rented a
Speaker 1: lard jet or something. It was like a private jet
Speaker 1: or something. Yeah, for his boys, and then they flew
Speaker 1: to Vegas and then they're like top and bottles. Wow,
Speaker 1: I know I'm actually really him right, noddenly. I don't
Speaker 1: get why men think that women are only interested in money.
Speaker 1: I think it's because he was more compensating because of
Speaker 1: the whole ex texting him and he thought that bothered me.
Speaker 1: Was trying to impress you after messing up, right, yeah,
Speaker 1: and it obviously didn't work. No, And that's when the
Speaker 1: whole wine situation happened. And then I couldn't believe what
Speaker 1: he did? What did he do? So he knocks over
Speaker 1: the glass of wine. It goes all over the table,
Speaker 1: and I'm thinking, oh, crash, we gotta get the waiter
Speaker 1: for for napkins. I'm looking for napkins. As I look up,
Speaker 1: I see him reached his back pocket and he has
Speaker 1: these like two one hundred dollar bills and he's dabbing
Speaker 1: up the wine with money. Oh my god, did you
Speaker 1: just laughing? Oh my god? That is so out of control. Hundreds.
Speaker 1: I haven't asked her. I was like, what are we doing?
Speaker 1: And did he respond to that? He said, don't worry
Speaker 1: about it. I'll take care of it. And that's in
Speaker 1: the waiter showed up. Met some people who make a
Speaker 1: lot of money, and I've met some really do. She
Speaker 1: wants to make a lot of money, But I have
Speaker 1: never met anybody who would clean up a spill with
Speaker 1: one hundred dollars bills in order to prove to you
Speaker 1: how rich they are. Yeah, I could believe it either.
Speaker 1: And then the waiters like, is everything okay here? You're like, no,
Speaker 1: this guy's wasting hundreds of dollars cleaning up wine. And
Speaker 1: then he had the nerve to take the soap for
Speaker 1: one hundred dollars bills and give it to the waiter
Speaker 1: for a tip. Oh my gosh, so like take my scraps. Basically, Granted,
Speaker 1: I'd still be excited if I was a waiter I
Speaker 1: got two hundred bucks. But I couldn't believe what a
Speaker 1: douche this guy ended up being. When we talk to him,
Speaker 1: he sounded so nice. I am nice? Oh what was
Speaker 1: that that was? Kyle? Kyle, You're supposed to wait until
Speaker 1: I call you into the conversation, but apparently when you
Speaker 1: got a bunch of money, it doesn't really matter. Ye, Kyle,
Speaker 1: you're on the phone right now. Yeah, And I'm sorry
Speaker 1: to jump in like this, But I just had to
Speaker 1: defend myself. I mean, I am a nice guy. I
Speaker 1: give you that two on a bus you did. That's
Speaker 1: a very nice tip. Technically, that was the most embarrassing
Speaker 1: thing that has ever happened to me. What's embarrassing? It
Speaker 1: was just a little bit of spill wine. What's embarrassing
Speaker 1: about that? Are you looking embarrassing about that? It's not
Speaker 1: about the wine. You took two hundred dollars bills. People
Speaker 1: don't even have that kind of You supped it in wine.
Speaker 1: It's so unsaulting. It's not insulting. I promptly gave them
Speaker 1: to the waiter. Or is a tip? I think that's
Speaker 1: a very generous tip. I think I was doing a
Speaker 1: nice thing. It's a it's a nice tip. But like
Speaker 1: using money to clean up wine on a first date,
Speaker 1: that's kind of a douche movement, not kind of. There's
Speaker 1: no kind of about that. I realize that, but I'm
Speaker 1: trying to be nice to him, so he stays on
Speaker 1: the phone. Honestly, I just grabbed it, But I make
Speaker 1: like five times that while we're sitting there eating dinner.
Speaker 1: So what's the matter. God, you're still bragging I can't
Speaker 1: even handle you right now. It's not bragging. It's a fact.
Speaker 1: I can't help it. If that's my life, that's just
Speaker 1: the way it is. It's just a fact. Are you
Speaker 1: guys hearing this guy? This is what my entire date
Speaker 1: was like. This is exactly what I was talking about. Look,
Speaker 1: if you wanted to date somebody poor or that acts
Speaker 1: all poor and you shouldn't have been to date with me.
Speaker 1: I don't care about poor rich. I just want to
Speaker 1: date a good person. Yeah, I'm a good person and
Speaker 1: I'm a good rich person. This is why I didn't
Speaker 1: return your calls because the way that you talk about it.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's like I liked you before you started
Speaker 1: bragging about being loaded. I wasn't bragging about anything. I
Speaker 1: was just telling you about my life. That's just how
Speaker 1: it is, Kyle. I wasn't bragging about anything. You obviously
Speaker 1: have some insecurities, and that's why you're trying to make
Speaker 1: up for it with money. Like I get that, But
Speaker 1: are you hearing what she's saying? Like people can actually
Speaker 1: just like you for you. I think that's a positive thing.
Speaker 1: I totally agree people do like me for me. It's
Speaker 1: just that I come with a lot of money. People
Speaker 1: like me. It's part of me is all this money?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you're so bragging right now. And you
Speaker 1: know what, guys, you haven't even heard the worst of
Speaker 1: what he said. It gets worse. What what did I say?
Speaker 1: I don't know. We got on this conversation, but I
Speaker 1: asked what his favorite things were, and he replied commas.
Speaker 1: Commas Like yeah, commas, because he wants to get as
Speaker 1: many commas and his bank account as possible. You didn't
Speaker 1: say that, Kyle, did you. Hey man, everybody's got to
Speaker 1: have goals, and I got gold more commas those that's
Speaker 1: my gold man. But nobody has attracted to a person
Speaker 1: whose passion is just money. You haven't been on a
Speaker 1: date with me. Once you go on a date with me,
Speaker 1: you'll forget about everything. Accept the money. Well, speaking of dates, listen,
Speaker 1: would you like to go out on a second date
Speaker 1: with Kyle? He will pay for it. I'm not paying
Speaker 1: for anything with Kyle. Good point. Why should I. Kyle's
Speaker 1: got all the money in the world, He's got all
Speaker 1: those commas. Would you like to go out with him?
Speaker 1: You know what, he may have all the money in
Speaker 1: the world, but he has no class, so no, Yeah,
Speaker 1: did see that one coming. Well you blew it, sweetheart,
Speaker 1: it's your loss. Oh and the sweetheart too. Oh my gosh. Sorry,
Speaker 1: no second date for you, Kyle. Whatever, I'll go buy
Speaker 1: a second date somewhere else. I'm not worried about it.
Speaker 1: I don't even believe this guy. It's so ridiculous. Yeah
Speaker 1: it is. But I do want to use that Comma's
Speaker 1: line at some point in my life. Thanks for that, Kyle.
Speaker 1: Text in at seven eight five to nine two that says,
Speaker 1: is Kyle interested in dating a fat, hairy, twenty five
Speaker 1: year old man? No touching, though, but I would like
Speaker 1: to date him. Another text that says that guy really
Speaker 1: makes me wish I was a gold digger, but the
Speaker 1: douche baggery was just too real for me to handle.
Speaker 1: Serious put up with that. Talking about today's second date update,
Speaker 1: of course, Sky, Kyle wanted to call a girl named Melissa.
Speaker 1: They went out for dinner. He thought the reason that
Speaker 1: she wasn't calling back was because he was getting blown
Speaker 1: up by his ex the whole time. Yeah, which is awkward.
Speaker 1: Which is awkward, Yeah, and a pretty good reason not
Speaker 1: to call somebody back, especially when he showed her the
Speaker 1: text messages from his crazy ex, and she said that
Speaker 1: that was a little weird, but she was fine with it.
Speaker 1: But the worst part of the date was we're thinking
Speaker 1: maybe he was insecure, trying to overcompensate, or maybe that's
Speaker 1: just him. I don't know, but he was trying to
Speaker 1: show off how much money he had. They spilled wine
Speaker 1: at one point, and he took out two hundred dollars
Speaker 1: bills from his pocket and cleaned up the wine with
Speaker 1: that money and then gave it as a tip to
Speaker 1: the waiter. And let's be honest, how absorbent could those
Speaker 1: things be? Feel like there was a lot of wine
Speaker 1: still left on the table. So it's not even just
Speaker 1: a douche part. It's like, that's actually not the best
Speaker 1: way to do this. Some paper towels probably would be better.
Speaker 1: And money is so dirty, And I guess the whole
Speaker 1: time he just kept talking about how much money he had.
Speaker 1: It probably delivered one of my favorite lines that I've
Speaker 1: heard that I have to figure out how to work
Speaker 1: into a conversation. At one point, she asked him what
Speaker 1: his favorite things are and he said, commas. I love
Speaker 1: commas because I'm just trying to get as many Commas
Speaker 1: in my bank account as possible. If someone said that
Speaker 1: to me, I'd be like, Commas, Is that like a
Speaker 1: new rapper or something. No, I just want Commas in
Speaker 1: my bank account because I'm a bawler and a lot
Speaker 1: of people are texting it at seven, eight, five, and
Speaker 1: nine two asking to date Kyle because you know, if
Speaker 1: you date him you can just take him for all
Speaker 1: his money. He doesn't care either. Yeah, he knows it,
Speaker 1: so you know the deal going into that. Remember, if
Speaker 1: you want a second date update, all you have to
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