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Speaker 1: Looking Jewels second date up date. Having an X call

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Speaker 1: you while you're on a date, it's never fun. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I've had numerous exes bugged me while I've been out

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Speaker 1: on dates. I calling my phone NonStop. Now granted they

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Speaker 1: weren't exes at the time, but they would call me

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Speaker 1: and be like, hey, where are you? Why aren't you home?

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Speaker 1: I know, you know you're about to eat my X.

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Speaker 1: Stop bugging me on this date. And Kyle, who's on

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Speaker 1: the phone today to do a second date update, apparently

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Speaker 1: had his ex blowing up his phone the whole time

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Speaker 1: he was on the date, and that's why he thinks

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Speaker 1: he's not getting a call back. Kyle, what's up man?

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Speaker 1: How are you? Hey? What's going on? Guys? Much to established.

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Speaker 1: This is a true X, not like what Jewel just described, right, No,

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Speaker 1: this is a real this is a real crazy X. So, yeah,

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Speaker 1: what do you so? Your email said she was bugging

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Speaker 1: you the whole time? How did that happen? She was

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Speaker 1: totally blowing up my phone, man, texting me the whole

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Speaker 1: time I was on the date, and it was she's

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Speaker 1: just bringing up old stuff and it was like, oh,

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Speaker 1: that's annoying, just a craziness, just stuff that doesn't even

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Speaker 1: apply to everyday life. And how long ago did you

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Speaker 1: guys break up? You and your ex? Like six months? Wow,

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Speaker 1: that's a while ago. Yeah. So has this been an

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Speaker 1: ongoing problem in the last six months? Yeah? Every now

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Speaker 1: this barrage of insanity. It probably depends on where you

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Speaker 1: check in on Facebook. She's like, he's at a dinner place,

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Speaker 1: know what, man, I don't check in anymore because of

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Speaker 1: exactly that. I don't do any of that stuff. Did

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Speaker 1: she know that you were on a date? I don't know. Probably.

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Speaker 1: I don't know how she could have known, because, like

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Speaker 1: I said, I don't tell. I don't like broadcast it.

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Speaker 1: I don't put it out there because I don't want

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Speaker 1: crazy thrown that. Now, the girl that you went out,

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Speaker 1: did she know that she was bugging you? Or was

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Speaker 1: it just in your mind the whole time? And it

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Speaker 1: was hard to concentrate, dude. It got so bad that

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Speaker 1: Phone was like out of control. So I just I

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Speaker 1: kind of just told her, you know, just to kind

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Speaker 1: I don't know, but my ex is blowing me up

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Speaker 1: and it's insane. You know, you should have been like this.

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Speaker 1: See like, once you go with me, you're never going

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Speaker 1: to be the same. So I hope you know what

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Speaker 1: that you were on the date with Alyssa? And what

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Speaker 1: You know, no, why would you do that? That is

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Speaker 1: a horrible move. I mean, looking back on it, it

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Speaker 1: like you got past that, yeah, definitely. Yeah. I mean

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Speaker 1: It's terrible. Yeah, all right, Well we'll play a song

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Speaker 1: come back, call her and get your second date update.

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Speaker 1: All right, all right, a man hanging brooking jubil in

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Speaker 1: and if you're just joining us. Kyle is on the

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Speaker 1: phone today. He wants to call a girl named a Lyssa.

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Speaker 1: They went out for a first date, and unfortunately for him,

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Speaker 1: it was his ex girlfriend. They've been broken up for

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Speaker 1: like six months, but apparently from time to time she

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Speaker 1: date so badly that his date, Alyssa, asked him like, wow,

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Speaker 1: getting a callback. Kyle, was everything I said correct right there? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: except that I just I knocked over a glass of wine,

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Speaker 1: you know what, I'm gonna dial with Lisa's phone number

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Speaker 1: not calling you back. Okay, okay, all right, here we go. Hello.

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Speaker 1: May I speak to Alyssa? Please? Yeah, I'm Melissa. Hey, Alyssa,

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Speaker 1: how are you? This is Jewbil from brook and Jewil

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Speaker 1: in the morning the radio station. Yeah, the entire radio station.

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Speaker 1: I mean, why are you calling me? I just wanted

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Speaker 1: Sometimes life is crazy like that, Alyssa, what's the real

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Speaker 1: reason you're calling me? Well, because I got an email

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Speaker 1: about you. It's from a guy named Kyle that you

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Speaker 1: went on a date with. What. Yeah, you went out

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Speaker 1: with a guy named Kyle a little while ago, right,

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Speaker 1: Unfortunately I did. Obviously you didn't enjoy your date with

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Speaker 1: Kyle very much. No, Well, Kyle enjoyed his date with

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Speaker 1: think you could tell us why you're not wanting to

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Speaker 1: want to broadcast it. I mean, well, you don't have

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Speaker 1: I just don't want to really say it on the radio.

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Speaker 1: his ex girlfriend texting him throughout the date. He told

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Speaker 1: he knew the text messages. I know, and I'm on

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Speaker 1: Pretty boneheaded move for sure. So that was it. Then,

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Speaker 1: that's definitely good advice because that wasn't good at all. Right,

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Speaker 1: so then what ruined it? The wine? He blew it again,

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Speaker 1: that was a good glass of wine. You're idiot. The

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Speaker 1: party foul, That the dating foul. No, it was really

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Speaker 1: or something. Yeah, for his boys, and then they flew

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Speaker 1: to Vegas and then they're like top and bottles. Wow,

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Speaker 1: I know I'm actually really him right, noddenly. I don't

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Speaker 1: I think it's because he was more compensating because of

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Speaker 1: the whole ex texting him and he thought that bothered me.

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Speaker 1: Was trying to impress you after messing up, right, yeah,

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Speaker 1: and it obviously didn't work. No, And that's when the

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Speaker 1: these like two one hundred dollar bills and he's dabbing

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Speaker 1: just laughing? Oh my god? That is so out of control. Hundreds.

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Speaker 1: I haven't asked her. I was like, what are we doing?

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Speaker 1: And did he respond to that? He said, don't worry

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