1 00:00:00,240 --> 00:00:02,000 Speaker 1: The Nicky Glaizer Podcast. 2 00:00:07,560 --> 00:00:08,200 Speaker 2: Glaser po. 3 00:00:10,200 --> 00:00:13,160 Speaker 3: Here's Nikki. Hello here, I am welcome to the show. 4 00:00:13,160 --> 00:00:18,040 Speaker 3: It's Nicki Glazer podcast coming at you from Saint Louis, Missouri. 5 00:00:18,320 --> 00:00:20,759 Speaker 3: I'm here in studio with my sister, who is kind 6 00:00:20,880 --> 00:00:23,160 Speaker 3: enough to join us. Last minute. I was just like, well, 7 00:00:23,640 --> 00:00:24,919 Speaker 3: just saw you at the parents house. 8 00:00:25,120 --> 00:00:26,680 Speaker 1: Yeah. 9 00:00:26,880 --> 00:00:29,600 Speaker 3: Yeah, And then I was driving home and I was like, 10 00:00:29,680 --> 00:00:31,040 Speaker 3: do you want to do the podcast? And you were 11 00:00:31,040 --> 00:00:35,240 Speaker 3: like sure, and I was like yes, hell yeah. So 12 00:00:35,240 --> 00:00:37,920 Speaker 3: I'm so glad you're here. Thanks for being here. Brian 13 00:00:38,000 --> 00:00:38,800 Speaker 3: Frangie's here, What. 14 00:00:38,880 --> 00:00:41,800 Speaker 2: Up, Bry that's right, your sister from another mister. 15 00:00:42,720 --> 00:00:46,640 Speaker 3: That's what we call you. And then Noah is here 16 00:00:46,680 --> 00:00:51,879 Speaker 3: as well. Hi know, hey guys, everyone, have a good weekend, 17 00:00:53,240 --> 00:00:53,639 Speaker 3: you know what. 18 00:00:53,720 --> 00:00:56,960 Speaker 2: I went to Trader Joe's and I had an interesting 19 00:00:57,000 --> 00:00:59,640 Speaker 2: interaction with the cashier where she said, I said how 20 00:00:59,680 --> 00:01:03,360 Speaker 2: are you and she said great? And I said you're 21 00:01:03,480 --> 00:01:06,880 Speaker 2: great and she said yeah, I think so. And I 22 00:01:06,920 --> 00:01:09,319 Speaker 2: was like, wow, that's amazing, and she said how are you. 23 00:01:09,400 --> 00:01:13,080 Speaker 2: How's your weekend going? And I said, honestly, it's it's 24 00:01:13,120 --> 00:01:15,679 Speaker 2: just like fine, Like I'm doing chores, you know, It's 25 00:01:15,720 --> 00:01:19,319 Speaker 2: like I feel like I'm on my deathbed. I'm not 26 00:01:19,360 --> 00:01:21,000 Speaker 2: going to like remember this weekend. 27 00:01:21,400 --> 00:01:22,479 Speaker 3: Yeah, one of those. 28 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:25,280 Speaker 2: Yeah, And and she was like, oh, that's that's a 29 00:01:25,319 --> 00:01:27,320 Speaker 2: good point. That's a good point. I said, what about you, 30 00:01:27,400 --> 00:01:29,120 Speaker 2: And she said, yeah, I don't think I'll remember this 31 00:01:29,160 --> 00:01:31,720 Speaker 2: weekend either. And then I said, okay. 32 00:01:31,959 --> 00:01:32,600 Speaker 3: So it's not great. 33 00:01:33,280 --> 00:01:36,000 Speaker 2: Well, I mean so yeah, I mean, I just it's 34 00:01:36,000 --> 00:01:37,959 Speaker 2: just interesting that you asked me that, because I feel 35 00:01:37,959 --> 00:01:41,240 Speaker 2: like I've gone off down like a spiral of oh right. 36 00:01:41,160 --> 00:01:43,200 Speaker 3: Like you've already been through this of like what your 37 00:01:43,200 --> 00:01:45,120 Speaker 3: weekend was, and it was one of the ones that 38 00:01:45,720 --> 00:01:49,240 Speaker 3: be remembered. But I feel like, a no, I think 39 00:01:49,560 --> 00:01:52,360 Speaker 3: you're so right. I just the more I look back on, 40 00:01:52,560 --> 00:01:54,960 Speaker 3: you know, pictures that will pop up on my photo 41 00:01:55,040 --> 00:01:57,240 Speaker 3: feed of like this was a year ago or whatever, 42 00:01:58,080 --> 00:02:01,639 Speaker 3: or just memories in general, like big things can happen 43 00:02:01,640 --> 00:02:04,760 Speaker 3: and I still don't really remember a lot of them, 44 00:02:05,360 --> 00:02:09,160 Speaker 3: and it's just like even big stuff, I can kind 45 00:02:09,160 --> 00:02:12,040 Speaker 3: of be like, oh, like I don't remember the details 46 00:02:12,080 --> 00:02:15,240 Speaker 3: of it, or you know, oh, there was one we 47 00:02:15,480 --> 00:02:18,919 Speaker 3: ran into a girl. Lauren and I were at dinner 48 00:02:18,960 --> 00:02:21,480 Speaker 3: with our parents and the kids, like a week ago, 49 00:02:21,639 --> 00:02:25,880 Speaker 3: or so. And this girl that we went to school 50 00:02:25,960 --> 00:02:30,000 Speaker 3: with that Lauren was friends with, and when when we 51 00:02:30,000 --> 00:02:34,240 Speaker 3: were little, she was there with her kids at the 52 00:02:34,280 --> 00:02:38,680 Speaker 3: same playground slash place to eat, and Lauren said to 53 00:02:38,720 --> 00:02:41,480 Speaker 3: me later on that this girl said to you, she. 54 00:02:41,480 --> 00:02:45,760 Speaker 1: Said, oh, I saw your sister, and she was like, yeah, 55 00:02:45,800 --> 00:02:49,440 Speaker 1: I remember your sister smeared shit all over my face. 56 00:02:49,600 --> 00:02:51,639 Speaker 1: I was like, little ship on your face. 57 00:02:51,720 --> 00:02:53,440 Speaker 3: Yeah, when they were when we were young, she said, 58 00:02:53,560 --> 00:02:56,680 Speaker 3: the mall there was your birthday birthday party, and I 59 00:02:56,800 --> 00:02:59,960 Speaker 3: smeared ship all over your face. But if you hear 60 00:03:00,120 --> 00:03:00,600 Speaker 3: that must. 61 00:03:00,440 --> 00:03:02,280 Speaker 1: Have been like a bath and body works like it 62 00:03:02,360 --> 00:03:06,080 Speaker 1: totally was not shit. Actual shit definitely wasn't. But I 63 00:03:06,080 --> 00:03:08,320 Speaker 1: had to clarify. I was like, that is just so un. 64 00:03:08,360 --> 00:03:11,000 Speaker 3: Did you say shit? Did I said? I? 65 00:03:10,880 --> 00:03:13,880 Speaker 1: I said, was it literal shit? I asked her? And 66 00:03:13,919 --> 00:03:16,800 Speaker 1: when she said no, it was like something else, okay. 67 00:03:17,120 --> 00:03:20,000 Speaker 3: And so that girl remembered that because that probably really 68 00:03:20,040 --> 00:03:23,760 Speaker 3: embarrassed something I did really embarrassed her, whereas from my 69 00:03:23,919 --> 00:03:25,960 Speaker 3: point of view, like I don't remember that, Like if 70 00:03:25,960 --> 00:03:29,000 Speaker 3: I were to really embarrass someone or like devastate someone's 71 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:30,600 Speaker 3: life in that way that they remember it for that 72 00:03:30,680 --> 00:03:34,120 Speaker 3: long I it would have it would have landed on me. 73 00:03:34,200 --> 00:03:36,520 Speaker 3: I would still remember it. But to me, it was 74 00:03:36,560 --> 00:03:39,840 Speaker 3: probably just we were smearing icing on each other's faces 75 00:03:39,920 --> 00:03:41,640 Speaker 3: or something, and I just probably went a little too 76 00:03:41,640 --> 00:03:43,600 Speaker 3: hard because I could be a little too aggressive sometimes 77 00:03:43,680 --> 00:03:45,560 Speaker 3: just because I would get excited. But I don't think 78 00:03:45,560 --> 00:03:47,600 Speaker 3: I was ever like I want to make this girl 79 00:03:47,680 --> 00:03:50,680 Speaker 3: feel bad. Yeah, and I probably did something that was 80 00:03:51,320 --> 00:03:54,880 Speaker 3: embarrassing to her at the time, and to her that 81 00:03:54,960 --> 00:03:58,040 Speaker 3: was a moment she'll never forget, Like we all those 82 00:03:58,080 --> 00:04:00,160 Speaker 3: moments of like where we tripped and fell or we 83 00:04:00,640 --> 00:04:03,040 Speaker 3: someone smeared shit on our face, and to them it 84 00:04:03,120 --> 00:04:06,080 Speaker 3: was like totally nothing. Because I don't even remember this party. 85 00:04:06,120 --> 00:04:08,720 Speaker 3: I don't remember her. I don't remember anything about this, 86 00:04:09,160 --> 00:04:11,800 Speaker 3: but I do know that one time I snapped a 87 00:04:11,800 --> 00:04:13,960 Speaker 3: girl's swimsuit and she remember that girl that was our 88 00:04:14,080 --> 00:04:17,640 Speaker 3: friends with Kelsey and Jamie and Lindsay. And she went 89 00:04:17,680 --> 00:04:20,000 Speaker 3: to the water park with us one day and cousin 90 00:04:20,200 --> 00:04:23,320 Speaker 3: yes Ok and j and Jamie and Kelsey's parents drove us, 91 00:04:23,320 --> 00:04:25,160 Speaker 3: so our parents weren't there and we were playing in 92 00:04:25,200 --> 00:04:27,520 Speaker 3: the back seat and she had I guess the week 93 00:04:27,560 --> 00:04:30,080 Speaker 3: before slid down a tree, like fell off a tree 94 00:04:30,200 --> 00:04:32,480 Speaker 3: or something and got really scraped up on her back. 95 00:04:32,960 --> 00:04:34,919 Speaker 3: And I like didn't remember that when we were all 96 00:04:34,960 --> 00:04:37,320 Speaker 3: snapping each other's swimsuits and I snapped hers and it 97 00:04:37,360 --> 00:04:40,520 Speaker 3: like broke open her scabs and she started bleeding everywhere, 98 00:04:40,560 --> 00:04:43,000 Speaker 3: and I got in so much trouble. It was probably 99 00:04:43,040 --> 00:04:45,720 Speaker 3: she probably doesn't even remember it, but to me, I 100 00:04:45,760 --> 00:04:48,719 Speaker 3: got in trouble. So it's like I I even tell 101 00:04:48,720 --> 00:04:52,200 Speaker 3: that story being like am I gonna get Yeah, like 102 00:04:52,279 --> 00:04:54,320 Speaker 3: I can't I get a little bit. I'm like already 103 00:04:54,400 --> 00:04:58,440 Speaker 3: like closing up on myself like a little like crustacean 104 00:04:59,360 --> 00:05:02,000 Speaker 3: even talking about it. But no one else in the 105 00:05:02,040 --> 00:05:04,080 Speaker 3: car even remembers that incident. And to me, it was 106 00:05:04,120 --> 00:05:08,960 Speaker 3: like the biggest thing. So memory is all just subjective. 107 00:05:09,160 --> 00:05:11,920 Speaker 4: How did your parents like not punished, but how do 108 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:14,360 Speaker 4: they reprimand you like when you say that you got 109 00:05:14,360 --> 00:05:15,640 Speaker 4: in trouble, how did you get in trouble? 110 00:05:15,760 --> 00:05:18,320 Speaker 3: I got in trouble from their parents, like the like 111 00:05:18,480 --> 00:05:21,880 Speaker 3: her aunt who was my neighbor's mom. I just remember 112 00:05:21,880 --> 00:05:23,919 Speaker 3: her being like why would you do that? You know, 113 00:05:24,040 --> 00:05:26,400 Speaker 3: like that kind of thing of just not getting in 114 00:05:26,560 --> 00:05:29,520 Speaker 3: trouble but just yelled at. Yeah, And I just didn't 115 00:05:29,520 --> 00:05:31,640 Speaker 3: get yelled at that much unless it was by my mom. 116 00:05:31,680 --> 00:05:33,960 Speaker 3: And by my mom, I just sorry, it just didn't 117 00:05:34,480 --> 00:05:36,599 Speaker 3: matter to me. When I yelled at me, she yelled, 118 00:05:36,760 --> 00:05:39,120 Speaker 3: no offense. Mom, You're you're definitely listening. But she would 119 00:05:39,240 --> 00:05:41,279 Speaker 3: yell a lot. So it just want or out the 120 00:05:41,320 --> 00:05:44,640 Speaker 3: other if you do it too much, your kids don't 121 00:05:44,720 --> 00:05:48,080 Speaker 3: care or respect because I never I never got was 122 00:05:48,120 --> 00:05:49,640 Speaker 3: scared of mom. Were you? 123 00:05:50,400 --> 00:05:52,559 Speaker 1: I think one time when we shared it speak pretty 124 00:05:52,560 --> 00:05:53,799 Speaker 1: cutting with her words. 125 00:05:54,040 --> 00:05:56,280 Speaker 3: I was scared when she when we spilled the nail 126 00:05:56,279 --> 00:05:58,680 Speaker 3: polish on the carpet, because I knew that was like 127 00:05:59,520 --> 00:06:01,159 Speaker 3: that that I wasn't able to clean. 128 00:06:01,240 --> 00:06:03,160 Speaker 1: We were so scared, were. 129 00:06:03,360 --> 00:06:06,080 Speaker 3: Terrified, like I don't even know we were physical harm. 130 00:06:06,320 --> 00:06:09,280 Speaker 1: Like we were just messing around painting our nails. And 131 00:06:09,960 --> 00:06:11,920 Speaker 1: she used to share a bedroom as a kid, and 132 00:06:11,960 --> 00:06:14,599 Speaker 1: I put the nail polished. Mind I was forced on 133 00:06:14,720 --> 00:06:17,960 Speaker 1: top of your head and she swiped it away and 134 00:06:18,000 --> 00:06:21,040 Speaker 1: it went all over the comforter. 135 00:06:21,560 --> 00:06:24,880 Speaker 3: They it was on those Disney comforters forever. I still 136 00:06:24,880 --> 00:06:28,400 Speaker 3: remember that. It was like a magenta right, yeah, it was. 137 00:06:29,240 --> 00:06:30,560 Speaker 3: It was all over this like it was like a 138 00:06:30,600 --> 00:06:33,200 Speaker 3: white bookcase. My mom had just painted like a really 139 00:06:33,279 --> 00:06:35,440 Speaker 3: creative like she'd spent all this time painting this like 140 00:06:35,480 --> 00:06:38,599 Speaker 3: cool bookcase or not bookcase, but like dresser. 141 00:06:38,400 --> 00:06:40,720 Speaker 1: Drawer or was it the bunk bed that she painted. 142 00:06:40,520 --> 00:06:42,080 Speaker 3: Yeah, bunk beds. Yeah, it was all over the bunk 143 00:06:42,080 --> 00:06:45,280 Speaker 3: beds too. It was all over and I mean devastating. 144 00:06:45,279 --> 00:06:46,719 Speaker 3: And I remember that was the only time I was 145 00:06:46,839 --> 00:06:50,040 Speaker 3: very scared of mom. But otherwise we weren't like punished 146 00:06:50,080 --> 00:06:50,800 Speaker 3: as kids. I don't. 147 00:06:50,880 --> 00:06:52,280 Speaker 1: I feel like we were good kids. 148 00:06:52,600 --> 00:06:54,359 Speaker 3: I was really good. I just didn't. 149 00:06:54,480 --> 00:06:57,320 Speaker 1: But that's why not because mom and dad can't understand 150 00:06:57,320 --> 00:06:58,440 Speaker 1: why my kids are so. 151 00:06:58,760 --> 00:07:03,720 Speaker 3: Badly right right, well, why were we good? I don't 152 00:07:03,839 --> 00:07:05,840 Speaker 3: compared to your kids, and your kids aren't like bad. 153 00:07:05,880 --> 00:07:06,920 Speaker 3: But they don't listen. 154 00:07:07,000 --> 00:07:09,560 Speaker 1: They don't listen. They have their moments where they're just like, 155 00:07:09,920 --> 00:07:10,800 Speaker 1: do whatever they want. 156 00:07:11,000 --> 00:07:12,960 Speaker 3: Yeah, and they literally yeah they and. 157 00:07:12,880 --> 00:07:14,680 Speaker 1: Then yeah, mom and dad were just trying to school 158 00:07:14,760 --> 00:07:18,400 Speaker 1: me the other A couple of they said, you got, 159 00:07:18,480 --> 00:07:21,000 Speaker 1: what are you going to do? You have to get 160 00:07:21,000 --> 00:07:24,000 Speaker 1: these kids in line. I was like, he's a two 161 00:07:24,080 --> 00:07:27,360 Speaker 1: year old, Like he's not. I don't know. I think 162 00:07:27,440 --> 00:07:28,640 Speaker 1: it's frustrating. 163 00:07:28,920 --> 00:07:33,200 Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean they they yeah, they have. I don't 164 00:07:33,240 --> 00:07:37,320 Speaker 3: think their way worked that well. We all turned out fine. Whatever, 165 00:07:37,360 --> 00:07:40,440 Speaker 3: they're gonna be fine. But I don't know what to do. 166 00:07:40,520 --> 00:07:41,960 Speaker 3: Like I wouldn't know what to do either, because you 167 00:07:42,040 --> 00:07:42,920 Speaker 3: kind of do the opposite. 168 00:07:43,040 --> 00:07:47,520 Speaker 1: But your parents, my mom said you gotta spank them. 169 00:07:47,560 --> 00:07:50,520 Speaker 1: You just got to do it, and I was like, Mom, 170 00:07:50,640 --> 00:07:54,800 Speaker 1: I didn't really just swap first century and having your 171 00:07:54,920 --> 00:07:58,840 Speaker 1: kids be frightened and doesn't work. It either makes them 172 00:07:59,000 --> 00:08:03,640 Speaker 1: parents either, yeah, and it's just exactly yeah, well but even. 173 00:08:03,480 --> 00:08:08,720 Speaker 3: That, well, mom and dad used to spank us, but 174 00:08:08,800 --> 00:08:10,840 Speaker 3: I didn't respect it because it wasn't hard enough. It 175 00:08:10,840 --> 00:08:13,040 Speaker 3: didn't really hurt, so I wasn't scared of it. I 176 00:08:13,040 --> 00:08:15,160 Speaker 3: would just kind of be like embarrassed for them. 177 00:08:15,200 --> 00:08:17,200 Speaker 1: That's why I would say didn't hurt every time. 178 00:08:17,240 --> 00:08:19,320 Speaker 3: Yeah, you would go didn't hurt, didn't hurt, and Dad 179 00:08:19,360 --> 00:08:21,280 Speaker 3: would always make fun of that, and it's like, but 180 00:08:21,320 --> 00:08:23,640 Speaker 3: they didn't hurt us, So it was like, so I 181 00:08:23,680 --> 00:08:28,000 Speaker 3: honestly was kind of like your pussies likes put some 182 00:08:28,040 --> 00:08:30,560 Speaker 3: shoulder into it. Like I kind of was like, it 183 00:08:30,640 --> 00:08:32,840 Speaker 3: should hurt more than this, and this doesn't. 184 00:08:33,280 --> 00:08:35,880 Speaker 1: It just always seemed like, why would why would you 185 00:08:35,880 --> 00:08:36,880 Speaker 1: do that to your kids? 186 00:08:36,640 --> 00:08:40,199 Speaker 3: I guess which I was acting out. I just wanted attention. 187 00:08:41,080 --> 00:08:43,680 Speaker 3: I just wanted someone to care about what was going 188 00:08:43,720 --> 00:08:46,400 Speaker 3: on with me. Like I'm like, because I was never bad, to. 189 00:08:46,400 --> 00:08:50,199 Speaker 1: Be bad, and that is all my children's behavior is 190 00:08:50,240 --> 00:08:51,560 Speaker 1: attention seeking, that's. 191 00:08:51,360 --> 00:08:53,520 Speaker 3: All it is. Yeah, but so what do you do? 192 00:08:53,800 --> 00:08:54,760 Speaker 3: How are you feeling? 193 00:08:54,880 --> 00:08:54,960 Speaker 2: Like? 194 00:08:55,000 --> 00:08:57,199 Speaker 3: What do you just like, start to care about the 195 00:08:57,200 --> 00:08:59,640 Speaker 3: stuff that they're showing you and stuff because you already do. 196 00:08:59,679 --> 00:09:02,040 Speaker 3: I can't picture a mom who cares more than you, Like, 197 00:09:02,120 --> 00:09:03,640 Speaker 3: what more do they want? 198 00:09:03,920 --> 00:09:06,719 Speaker 1: They just want constant attention. I don't know. I mean 199 00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:11,200 Speaker 1: we try timeouts, they don't really work. I try to 200 00:09:11,240 --> 00:09:14,520 Speaker 1: be just the calm parent, talk things through and just 201 00:09:14,679 --> 00:09:18,040 Speaker 1: take away, Like if they're throwing a ball, let's take 202 00:09:18,040 --> 00:09:19,480 Speaker 1: away the ball, you know, just take. 203 00:09:19,360 --> 00:09:20,720 Speaker 3: Away that the weapon. 204 00:09:20,880 --> 00:09:23,880 Speaker 1: Yeah, whatever they're using that they they're using improperly or 205 00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:26,960 Speaker 1: just I even do try to like if you do this, 206 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:28,920 Speaker 1: you don't get dessert tonight. If you keep doing this, 207 00:09:29,120 --> 00:09:31,920 Speaker 1: then consequences, Yeah, we're no TV. 208 00:09:32,160 --> 00:09:34,800 Speaker 3: Then it did it work for you guys to be good? 209 00:09:34,800 --> 00:09:36,560 Speaker 3: What did your parents do well? 210 00:09:36,559 --> 00:09:38,640 Speaker 2: This reminds me of a scene from the Greatest movie 211 00:09:38,679 --> 00:09:42,280 Speaker 2: of all Time, Goodwill Hunting, where Matt Damon gets abused 212 00:09:42,360 --> 00:09:44,319 Speaker 2: as a child and he says, my dad used to 213 00:09:44,360 --> 00:09:46,800 Speaker 2: come home drunk and he would take out a switch, 214 00:09:47,160 --> 00:09:49,319 Speaker 2: a belt, and a wrench and he'd say pick one, 215 00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:52,199 Speaker 2: and then Matt Damon would and then Robin Williams was like, 216 00:09:52,240 --> 00:09:54,439 Speaker 2: I'd pick the switch with that one, son, And then 217 00:09:54,480 --> 00:09:57,240 Speaker 2: Matt Damon was like, I picked the wrench every time, 218 00:09:57,880 --> 00:10:00,320 Speaker 2: and Robin was like why, and Matt Daman was like, 219 00:10:00,360 --> 00:10:04,600 Speaker 2: because fuck them, that's why. Oh. I've almost referenced every 220 00:10:04,600 --> 00:10:07,040 Speaker 2: single Good Will Hunting scene on this podcast you. 221 00:10:07,080 --> 00:10:09,360 Speaker 3: Have, except how about. 222 00:10:11,559 --> 00:10:13,040 Speaker 2: Famous scene? 223 00:10:14,440 --> 00:10:17,400 Speaker 3: Yeah, what did you did? You guys get beat with 224 00:10:17,480 --> 00:10:19,679 Speaker 3: things hands things. 225 00:10:19,360 --> 00:10:21,959 Speaker 4: Hands, But like and also yeah, like with my family, 226 00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:25,920 Speaker 4: it was just kind of like terrorizing us, making us scared, which. 227 00:10:26,480 --> 00:10:30,320 Speaker 3: The like threaten of that as an adult is like terrible. Yeah, 228 00:10:30,600 --> 00:10:33,600 Speaker 3: not good, Like they would threaten stuff that you like 229 00:10:33,640 --> 00:10:36,200 Speaker 3: if it if it did, if you did that, this 230 00:10:36,240 --> 00:10:36,959 Speaker 3: is what would happen. 231 00:10:37,160 --> 00:10:39,520 Speaker 4: It was just like a lot of yelling and you know, 232 00:10:39,760 --> 00:10:45,040 Speaker 4: just like loud noises and wowd. 233 00:10:44,520 --> 00:10:47,160 Speaker 3: Noah sent this video the other day of a little 234 00:10:47,200 --> 00:10:50,120 Speaker 3: baby like one and a half year old, I'd say 235 00:10:50,160 --> 00:10:53,000 Speaker 3: maybe one, and it's playing on this woman's lap, probably 236 00:10:53,040 --> 00:10:55,840 Speaker 3: it's mom, and it's like putting blocks inside a thing, 237 00:10:55,960 --> 00:10:58,640 Speaker 3: and it's just like you know, pouring different things into things. 238 00:10:59,080 --> 00:11:00,880 Speaker 3: And then like a person comes in the room and 239 00:11:00,880 --> 00:11:04,360 Speaker 3: just starts arguing with the woman like kind of just 240 00:11:04,400 --> 00:11:07,160 Speaker 3: like talking like this and I'm not doing like that, 241 00:11:07,280 --> 00:11:09,360 Speaker 3: like kind of just that tone not even directed as 242 00:11:09,400 --> 00:11:10,720 Speaker 3: the child, right, was it not? 243 00:11:10,960 --> 00:11:13,320 Speaker 4: No, they were sitting across the table, so the child 244 00:11:13,320 --> 00:11:15,720 Speaker 4: was sitting at one side of the table just playing 245 00:11:15,760 --> 00:11:18,680 Speaker 4: with blocks, like Nikki said, And then I believe it 246 00:11:18,760 --> 00:11:22,320 Speaker 4: was the mom comes in and then someone comes in 247 00:11:22,360 --> 00:11:24,880 Speaker 4: and they start having a confrontation in front of the child. 248 00:11:25,280 --> 00:11:28,920 Speaker 3: Yes, and the child just shut down. 249 00:11:29,080 --> 00:11:30,839 Speaker 4: Just completely shuts down, doesn't want to play with the 250 00:11:30,840 --> 00:11:33,280 Speaker 4: blocks anymore. Even when they're done arguing, the baby's just 251 00:11:33,320 --> 00:11:36,080 Speaker 4: kind of like staring into just space. 252 00:11:35,960 --> 00:11:37,920 Speaker 3: So sad. And it's not even directed at the baby, 253 00:11:37,920 --> 00:11:41,680 Speaker 3: like the baby's just witnessing this like loud abrasive talk. 254 00:11:41,720 --> 00:11:44,320 Speaker 3: And I was just like this. 255 00:11:47,160 --> 00:11:50,640 Speaker 5: That's that trauma right there, because you like you think 256 00:11:50,640 --> 00:11:52,640 Speaker 5: about your own child and you're like, well, I didn't 257 00:11:52,640 --> 00:11:54,480 Speaker 5: get beat and I didn't get I didn't watch my 258 00:11:54,559 --> 00:11:57,120 Speaker 5: dad beat my mom, and my dad didn't beat me and. 259 00:11:57,080 --> 00:12:00,760 Speaker 3: My parents didn't like it wasn't there was no sexual abuse, 260 00:12:00,800 --> 00:12:03,079 Speaker 3: there was no physical abuse, but there was lots of 261 00:12:03,160 --> 00:12:06,080 Speaker 3: yelling around. There still is, there's still we just heard 262 00:12:06,120 --> 00:12:06,760 Speaker 3: it this morning. 263 00:12:06,920 --> 00:12:09,840 Speaker 1: Grandkids get it earful for sure. 264 00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:11,880 Speaker 3: Yeah, it's just hard not to fall into that, because 265 00:12:11,920 --> 00:12:13,959 Speaker 3: even I do this morning, Like I went over there 266 00:12:13,960 --> 00:12:16,400 Speaker 3: to drop off my dog while I took a plates 267 00:12:16,400 --> 00:12:19,240 Speaker 3: class like near their house, and I just like fell 268 00:12:19,320 --> 00:12:26,200 Speaker 3: into talking like that little zippy like that like naggy 269 00:12:27,559 --> 00:12:30,400 Speaker 3: raised voice, which I can sometimes bring into the house 270 00:12:30,440 --> 00:12:32,040 Speaker 3: like it cannot be going on, and then I bring 271 00:12:32,080 --> 00:12:34,120 Speaker 3: it in because it's just like what I know, and 272 00:12:34,160 --> 00:12:36,720 Speaker 3: it's not like their fault. It's what they grew up 273 00:12:36,760 --> 00:12:40,240 Speaker 3: with to a f show because. 274 00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:40,880 Speaker 1: More so than we did. 275 00:12:41,080 --> 00:12:44,280 Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah exactly. So it's like it's just almost. 276 00:12:44,280 --> 00:12:46,520 Speaker 2: Like what do they expect? They expect everyone to just 277 00:12:46,559 --> 00:12:50,960 Speaker 2: be perfect people and perfect parents constantly. I mean, I 278 00:12:50,960 --> 00:12:53,439 Speaker 2: feel like society has been functioning pretty well with a 279 00:12:53,480 --> 00:12:55,760 Speaker 2: bunch of like angry. 280 00:12:55,240 --> 00:13:01,200 Speaker 3: And it's getting pretty bad. Brian getting We've done a 281 00:13:01,240 --> 00:13:04,680 Speaker 3: show that highlights, haven't you just recently show run a 282 00:13:04,720 --> 00:13:09,000 Speaker 3: show that highlights the polarization of our country and how 283 00:13:09,040 --> 00:13:11,280 Speaker 3: angry some people are and out of touch. 284 00:13:11,160 --> 00:13:14,080 Speaker 2: Certainly, but I feel like that it's unavoidable. Like people 285 00:13:14,120 --> 00:13:16,960 Speaker 2: aren't perfect, and I feel like babies, the quicker they 286 00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:18,760 Speaker 2: get used to imperfect people, the better. 287 00:13:19,559 --> 00:13:21,839 Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, there's a there's definitely an argument for like 288 00:13:22,559 --> 00:13:24,640 Speaker 3: what are they gonna do when they first get yelled 289 00:13:24,679 --> 00:13:27,320 Speaker 3: at by an adult? If every time they ever have 290 00:13:27,480 --> 00:13:30,040 Speaker 3: any kind of conflict, it's like, now, how does that 291 00:13:30,120 --> 00:13:32,559 Speaker 3: make you feel? Well, we don't like to do that, 292 00:13:32,679 --> 00:13:36,200 Speaker 3: Like they're gonna fucking you know. This is I'm not 293 00:13:36,200 --> 00:13:39,760 Speaker 3: the I'm the millionth person to say this in probably 294 00:13:39,800 --> 00:13:42,800 Speaker 3: a week on a podcast, but it's like they they 295 00:13:42,960 --> 00:13:45,600 Speaker 3: definitely I remember the first time you get yelled at 296 00:13:45,640 --> 00:13:49,360 Speaker 3: by like a different person or it's it's jarring, but 297 00:13:49,480 --> 00:13:52,520 Speaker 3: you survive it, and you like your kids are now 298 00:13:52,520 --> 00:13:55,439 Speaker 3: going to Catholic school, and you were kind of excited, 299 00:13:55,480 --> 00:13:57,360 Speaker 3: Lauren because you were like, oh, they're gonna get some 300 00:13:57,480 --> 00:14:01,040 Speaker 3: like some real discipline and just. 301 00:14:00,960 --> 00:14:05,640 Speaker 1: From like from not from their parents, just I think 302 00:14:05,679 --> 00:14:07,240 Speaker 1: different expectations than. 303 00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:09,959 Speaker 3: Have you noticed a shift even just like with one 304 00:14:09,960 --> 00:14:11,120 Speaker 3: week of schools. 305 00:14:11,040 --> 00:14:13,760 Speaker 1: They come home singing religious songs. 306 00:14:15,480 --> 00:14:18,360 Speaker 3: Does Jesus love them, Yes, he does for the Bible 307 00:14:18,400 --> 00:14:20,440 Speaker 3: tells them, oh that's good. 308 00:14:20,600 --> 00:14:20,840 Speaker 6: Yeah. 309 00:14:22,840 --> 00:14:27,200 Speaker 2: Catholic school and she didn't become a big Catholics. 310 00:14:27,680 --> 00:14:28,360 Speaker 1: Most people don't. 311 00:14:28,520 --> 00:14:30,920 Speaker 3: Special just came out, Oh Chad Daniels his special. He 312 00:14:30,960 --> 00:14:32,840 Speaker 3: was like, I don't think there's a bigger contingency of 313 00:14:32,840 --> 00:14:35,800 Speaker 3: people than the group of people that used to be 314 00:14:35,880 --> 00:14:40,240 Speaker 3: Catholic and are like, oh, fuck no, that is the 315 00:14:40,280 --> 00:14:43,720 Speaker 3: biggest group of people that there is in this country. 316 00:14:44,120 --> 00:14:46,680 Speaker 1: The weird thing is is that the people, like the 317 00:14:46,720 --> 00:14:49,840 Speaker 1: parents that send their kids to the school, none of 318 00:14:49,880 --> 00:14:52,600 Speaker 1: them are religious at all, and they they kind of 319 00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:55,520 Speaker 1: have that same mentality, like, but there's just not a 320 00:14:55,520 --> 00:14:57,520 Speaker 1: lot of choices where we live in the city, and 321 00:14:58,760 --> 00:15:01,400 Speaker 1: it's just like, yeah, it's a private school and everyone 322 00:15:01,520 --> 00:15:04,000 Speaker 1: lives around in the same neighborhood. Like my kids could 323 00:15:04,040 --> 00:15:06,720 Speaker 1: walk to school, which is so great, And I wish I. 324 00:15:06,680 --> 00:15:08,720 Speaker 3: Would have learned a little bit of religion. I was 325 00:15:08,720 --> 00:15:09,240 Speaker 3: thinking about it. 326 00:15:09,280 --> 00:15:10,920 Speaker 1: I'm like, you know, it tells you to be a 327 00:15:10,960 --> 00:15:15,920 Speaker 1: good person, and there's learning the Golden Rule, and you know, ASoP. 328 00:15:15,520 --> 00:15:17,320 Speaker 3: Has got that cover too. We could just stick to 329 00:15:17,360 --> 00:15:19,560 Speaker 3: his fables and there's no doctrine that you need to 330 00:15:19,560 --> 00:15:21,240 Speaker 3: follow and you're going to Hell. 331 00:15:21,280 --> 00:15:22,240 Speaker 1: But they don't teach them. 332 00:15:22,320 --> 00:15:24,000 Speaker 3: When do they learn about hell? When do kids learn 333 00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:24,480 Speaker 3: about Hell? 334 00:15:24,720 --> 00:15:29,800 Speaker 1: I think now immediately. Instill is going to have his 335 00:15:29,840 --> 00:15:32,400 Speaker 1: first communion this year and he's not even baptized. So 336 00:15:32,440 --> 00:15:34,320 Speaker 1: we have to get all three of our kids baptized. 337 00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:35,680 Speaker 1: What can't you just. 338 00:15:35,760 --> 00:15:37,760 Speaker 3: Lie and say he was. You have to have paperwork 339 00:15:38,600 --> 00:15:42,280 Speaker 3: to hell exiling if you don't believe in any. 340 00:15:42,160 --> 00:15:44,120 Speaker 2: Of it about your child baptism. 341 00:15:45,480 --> 00:15:48,400 Speaker 1: I just we have to do it. Like the only 342 00:15:48,520 --> 00:15:49,440 Speaker 1: kid that doesn't. 343 00:15:49,240 --> 00:15:50,960 Speaker 3: Let's take him to the Why today, dunk him in 344 00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:54,080 Speaker 3: the water in the shallow end and have an old 345 00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:57,760 Speaker 3: man say some mumblesome ship over his head and have 346 00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:01,080 Speaker 3: his mom and dad next to him crying or whatever 347 00:16:01,080 --> 00:16:04,040 Speaker 3: they do, And about what do people do at It's 348 00:16:04,080 --> 00:16:07,600 Speaker 3: there's nothing lamer than seeing people getting baptized in like 349 00:16:07,720 --> 00:16:13,120 Speaker 3: millionaires pools, like full grown adults. Yeah, it's so sad. Yeah, 350 00:16:13,680 --> 00:16:15,720 Speaker 3: I mean, I guess it's like a great experience to 351 00:16:15,840 --> 00:16:18,240 Speaker 3: like give your life over to something. I do feel 352 00:16:18,280 --> 00:16:20,480 Speaker 3: that way. When I became a Swiftie, I feel like 353 00:16:20,840 --> 00:16:23,160 Speaker 3: it was like, this is it's exciting to embark on 354 00:16:23,200 --> 00:16:26,000 Speaker 3: a new thing that's gonna be you that you're gonna 355 00:16:26,040 --> 00:16:30,400 Speaker 3: like throw yourself into fully love completely and when you 356 00:16:30,520 --> 00:16:34,840 Speaker 3: just like it really is like a religion excepts. And 357 00:16:34,880 --> 00:16:36,920 Speaker 3: I was actually listening to Sam Harris today and he 358 00:16:36,960 --> 00:16:39,120 Speaker 3: was talking about cults and he was talking about how, 359 00:16:39,600 --> 00:16:41,520 Speaker 3: you know, the cult of Trump and stuff, and how 360 00:16:41,560 --> 00:16:43,640 Speaker 3: like if you disagree with him at all, you're kicked out, 361 00:16:43,760 --> 00:16:46,200 Speaker 3: Like you either love everything he does or you're kicked out. 362 00:16:46,360 --> 00:16:47,920 Speaker 3: And I was like, that fucking sucks. You should be 363 00:16:47,960 --> 00:16:50,440 Speaker 3: able to disagree with anyone that you politically align with 364 00:16:50,960 --> 00:16:53,160 Speaker 3: and still be able to like them and vote for 365 00:16:53,200 --> 00:16:55,640 Speaker 3: them and have their constituents like you as well. But 366 00:16:55,680 --> 00:16:57,320 Speaker 3: with Trump, it's like if you got to be on board, 367 00:16:57,320 --> 00:16:58,880 Speaker 3: if you say anything bad about him, you're out. And 368 00:16:58,880 --> 00:17:00,360 Speaker 3: I was like, that sounds a lot like being a 369 00:17:00,400 --> 00:17:04,199 Speaker 3: SWIFTYE because you're not allowed to ever ever within the 370 00:17:04,200 --> 00:17:07,640 Speaker 3: swifty community say have any criticism tailor. And I obviously 371 00:17:07,640 --> 00:17:10,440 Speaker 3: have criticism tailor because I have criticism of fucking everyone 372 00:17:10,680 --> 00:17:14,240 Speaker 3: there is, and you should because no one's infallible. But 373 00:17:14,400 --> 00:17:18,119 Speaker 3: I will not ever speak of it because I because 374 00:17:18,160 --> 00:17:23,320 Speaker 3: Also it's because she does not have political sweat. I mean, 375 00:17:23,359 --> 00:17:24,000 Speaker 3: she could, but. 376 00:17:23,920 --> 00:17:24,600 Speaker 1: She she does. 377 00:17:24,680 --> 00:17:28,679 Speaker 3: I don't need to voice my criticism of anything that 378 00:17:28,720 --> 00:17:32,119 Speaker 3: she does because it's only putting negativity out there. I'm 379 00:17:32,160 --> 00:17:34,400 Speaker 3: doing it because I'm scared because of the cult of Swifty, 380 00:17:34,560 --> 00:17:37,840 Speaker 3: but I'm also doing it because it's not it's I'm 381 00:17:37,920 --> 00:17:42,320 Speaker 3: tired of people commenting on things negatively when they don't 382 00:17:42,520 --> 00:17:45,280 Speaker 3: really When even though that's something I enjoy doing so 383 00:17:45,400 --> 00:17:47,720 Speaker 3: much and I will miss as I get more and 384 00:17:47,760 --> 00:17:49,960 Speaker 3: more famous, you just can't do it. Instead, you just 385 00:17:50,040 --> 00:17:53,200 Speaker 3: ask your parents their opinions about things, and then you're 386 00:17:53,240 --> 00:17:56,720 Speaker 3: forcing That's my new thing is I have my sister 387 00:17:56,760 --> 00:17:58,760 Speaker 3: on and I go, what do you think about? And 388 00:17:58,840 --> 00:18:01,439 Speaker 3: I say show we watched together, and I know she 389 00:18:01,440 --> 00:18:03,720 Speaker 3: feels the same way I do, and then she says 390 00:18:03,760 --> 00:18:06,359 Speaker 3: it and there's nothing on the line for me. So 391 00:18:06,480 --> 00:18:08,760 Speaker 3: look for more of that in the podcast because I 392 00:18:08,800 --> 00:18:12,400 Speaker 3: can't really share my own opinion anymore. Actually I absolutely will, 393 00:18:12,400 --> 00:18:14,960 Speaker 3: But I like Bobby Altov, do you know who that is? 394 00:18:15,640 --> 00:18:17,920 Speaker 3: You definitely know who that is. She does like interviews, 395 00:18:17,920 --> 00:18:19,800 Speaker 3: and she kind of like talks like this, and she's 396 00:18:19,880 --> 00:18:22,480 Speaker 3: just like she's really pretty, and she's like a young 397 00:18:22,520 --> 00:18:25,720 Speaker 3: girl and she just like interviews like different floppers. 398 00:18:26,600 --> 00:18:29,080 Speaker 4: What was that she doesn't emmote in her interviews. 399 00:18:29,680 --> 00:18:33,080 Speaker 3: Yeah, she's just like so explaining your shoes, and she 400 00:18:33,119 --> 00:18:37,280 Speaker 3: doesn't in bed. Yeah, she's so, she's just captivating to watch. 401 00:18:37,320 --> 00:18:39,080 Speaker 3: Her name is Bobby Altof. I'll send you your stuff. 402 00:18:39,240 --> 00:18:42,240 Speaker 3: She's you will be obsessed. But people all they write 403 00:18:42,280 --> 00:18:44,679 Speaker 3: under her shit is like, you've ruined your face. You 404 00:18:44,760 --> 00:18:46,320 Speaker 3: filled up your face too much. Because she got a 405 00:18:46,320 --> 00:18:47,919 Speaker 3: little bit. I don't even know if she got fillers. 406 00:18:47,920 --> 00:18:50,359 Speaker 3: She got botox and her face looks better. And people 407 00:18:50,359 --> 00:18:52,240 Speaker 3: are just so fucking jealous because they can't afford to 408 00:18:52,240 --> 00:18:53,560 Speaker 3: do what she does, so they have to be like, 409 00:18:53,600 --> 00:18:55,800 Speaker 3: you ruined your face, edit it, or guys like want 410 00:18:55,800 --> 00:18:57,919 Speaker 3: to fuck her and they're frustrated that they can't. You 411 00:18:58,000 --> 00:19:00,560 Speaker 3: ruined your face. And yesterday she was just like, you're 412 00:19:00,720 --> 00:19:03,360 Speaker 3: such a loser if you write stuff like that, look 413 00:19:03,400 --> 00:19:05,760 Speaker 3: at your life. What are you doing with your life? 414 00:19:06,359 --> 00:19:08,240 Speaker 3: I don't like if you want to do what I 415 00:19:08,280 --> 00:19:11,480 Speaker 3: do because you're jealous, clearly go do it. The Internet's 416 00:19:11,520 --> 00:19:13,760 Speaker 3: free to put stuff out on do your own thing. 417 00:19:14,080 --> 00:19:16,320 Speaker 3: Leave me alone. I'm like, and Chris was listening to it, 418 00:19:16,440 --> 00:19:18,880 Speaker 3: being kind of like, they're not all losers. It doesn't 419 00:19:18,920 --> 00:19:20,720 Speaker 3: take that much to write you to win your face, Like, 420 00:19:20,760 --> 00:19:22,480 Speaker 3: they could have really full lives. And I was like, 421 00:19:22,800 --> 00:19:23,480 Speaker 3: a good point. 422 00:19:23,800 --> 00:19:26,720 Speaker 2: Good point in between picking up their kids from after school. Yeah, 423 00:19:27,560 --> 00:19:28,760 Speaker 2: they're like, oh, yeah, you're in your phone. 424 00:19:28,800 --> 00:19:30,239 Speaker 3: I was like, yeah, you're right. They could be like 425 00:19:30,320 --> 00:19:32,200 Speaker 3: trading on the stock floor and just being like you 426 00:19:32,320 --> 00:19:35,120 Speaker 3: ruined your face like they could have. Really, they could 427 00:19:35,160 --> 00:19:37,520 Speaker 3: be earning lots of money and feeling great about themselves. 428 00:19:37,800 --> 00:19:40,080 Speaker 3: But what I do think is that you're a sad 429 00:19:40,119 --> 00:19:45,200 Speaker 3: person if you write anonymously a mean thing to put online. 430 00:19:45,240 --> 00:19:48,320 Speaker 3: That isn't like reviewing art, and like, if you're just 431 00:19:48,359 --> 00:19:51,040 Speaker 3: commenting on someone's face to be mean, I've wanted to 432 00:19:51,080 --> 00:19:52,879 Speaker 3: do it before, and you know where you do it. 433 00:19:53,520 --> 00:19:55,679 Speaker 3: You do it in your DMS with your best friend. 434 00:19:55,800 --> 00:19:58,879 Speaker 3: You send, you send Bobby Altov's face, and you go, 435 00:19:58,960 --> 00:20:01,720 Speaker 3: she ruined her face, your friend. And by the way, 436 00:20:01,720 --> 00:20:03,760 Speaker 3: Bobby alsoff did not ruin her face. She looks fucking 437 00:20:03,800 --> 00:20:07,639 Speaker 3: better than ever and I'm obsessed with her and anyone 438 00:20:07,640 --> 00:20:09,600 Speaker 3: who says she ruined her face, you're just jealous because 439 00:20:09,600 --> 00:20:11,160 Speaker 3: her face looks good and you wish you could look 440 00:20:11,359 --> 00:20:12,840 Speaker 3: lyrics could look like that, but you're scared to go 441 00:20:12,880 --> 00:20:14,240 Speaker 3: to the doctor and get stuff in your face because 442 00:20:14,240 --> 00:20:14,720 Speaker 3: you're a pussy. 443 00:20:15,240 --> 00:20:17,119 Speaker 2: Just ask your sister what she thinks of Bobby all 444 00:20:17,200 --> 00:20:17,680 Speaker 2: toss faith. 445 00:20:17,880 --> 00:20:19,000 Speaker 3: Oh yeah I would, I should. 446 00:20:19,040 --> 00:20:19,800 Speaker 1: Ye'll be picked. 447 00:20:19,800 --> 00:20:22,119 Speaker 3: Okay, I'll show you a pick next up, Well we 448 00:20:22,200 --> 00:20:27,040 Speaker 3: get back. We're back. Bobby took down the post where 449 00:20:27,080 --> 00:20:28,600 Speaker 3: she was calling people out, so I don't want to 450 00:20:28,920 --> 00:20:32,040 Speaker 3: It's that's the clip where you can really see her face. 451 00:20:33,760 --> 00:20:35,760 Speaker 1: But she's like, you got another one? I can? 452 00:20:36,359 --> 00:20:39,119 Speaker 3: I mean, all a sudden, Yeah, yeah, there was a 453 00:20:39,119 --> 00:20:40,679 Speaker 3: show I was gonna ask you about, but now everyone 454 00:20:40,680 --> 00:20:42,359 Speaker 3: will know I don't like that show if I asked 455 00:20:42,359 --> 00:20:44,760 Speaker 3: you about it, even though I've asked all my friends 456 00:20:44,800 --> 00:20:46,760 Speaker 3: about this show. To be like, am I the only 457 00:20:46,840 --> 00:20:49,840 Speaker 3: one who's not into it because it feels like it? 458 00:20:50,119 --> 00:20:51,200 Speaker 2: No, I gotta know what it. 459 00:20:51,160 --> 00:20:56,000 Speaker 3: Is, and and I'm not the only one. I think 460 00:20:56,119 --> 00:21:00,240 Speaker 3: everyone's masquerading and acting like they like this show. 461 00:21:00,440 --> 00:21:01,439 Speaker 2: Huh the Crown? 462 00:21:02,440 --> 00:21:07,320 Speaker 3: No, No, I can't say. Let me just say, if 463 00:21:07,320 --> 00:21:09,880 Speaker 3: you are a true listener, I will drop hints throughout 464 00:21:09,880 --> 00:21:14,159 Speaker 3: the course of these episodes, dude, and I won't like 465 00:21:14,200 --> 00:21:17,359 Speaker 3: not Today's because it's too obvious. But I really like 466 00:21:17,480 --> 00:21:21,720 Speaker 3: people I really like and people who admire, uh may 467 00:21:21,760 --> 00:21:27,359 Speaker 3: make this show. Show is like, it's not bad, and 468 00:21:27,440 --> 00:21:29,840 Speaker 3: if I made the show, I'd be really upset at 469 00:21:29,840 --> 00:21:33,199 Speaker 3: someone who is nitpicking it the way I'm nitpicking. And 470 00:21:33,240 --> 00:21:37,040 Speaker 3: to be honest with you, I'm that's a great question, Brian, 471 00:21:37,680 --> 00:21:40,360 Speaker 3: one of maybe the best questions that you could possibly 472 00:21:40,359 --> 00:21:45,240 Speaker 3: ask you to what it is. I'm not sure if 473 00:21:45,240 --> 00:21:48,600 Speaker 3: it is or not. No, I'm not even like it's. 474 00:21:48,640 --> 00:21:54,479 Speaker 3: It's well into a let's say, possibly fourth season, and 475 00:21:54,560 --> 00:22:00,159 Speaker 3: I'm not even through the second season. I didn't I did. 476 00:22:01,440 --> 00:22:04,800 Speaker 3: I did a fake number just now, and I'm well, 477 00:22:04,840 --> 00:22:07,040 Speaker 3: I'm not even halfway through what is out there for 478 00:22:07,080 --> 00:22:09,040 Speaker 3: people to consume, So I'm not We've never talked to me, 479 00:22:09,119 --> 00:22:11,480 Speaker 3: and I've been on the phone, like on my phone 480 00:22:11,480 --> 00:22:14,320 Speaker 3: watching it. Here's my problem. I need two times to 481 00:22:14,400 --> 00:22:18,000 Speaker 3: speed things. I need one point five and you can't 482 00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:19,359 Speaker 3: do that on a TV. You can only do it 483 00:22:19,400 --> 00:22:21,800 Speaker 3: on apps. And I'm sorry to people who make TV 484 00:22:22,040 --> 00:22:26,720 Speaker 3: and in movies. Things are changing. I just consume faster 485 00:22:26,840 --> 00:22:29,320 Speaker 3: and I want things to happen faster, but I will. 486 00:22:29,520 --> 00:22:31,280 Speaker 3: There are a lot of things I like about the show, 487 00:22:31,320 --> 00:22:34,359 Speaker 3: and I should have started with that. But now I okay, 488 00:22:34,440 --> 00:22:35,719 Speaker 3: let me check my phone and see if you get 489 00:22:35,760 --> 00:22:39,440 Speaker 3: it right. You go Nikki, no. 490 00:22:38,920 --> 00:22:40,400 Speaker 2: No, no, no no. 491 00:22:42,680 --> 00:22:45,000 Speaker 3: Ted Lasso is what Brian guessed, and I will say 492 00:22:45,040 --> 00:22:49,159 Speaker 3: I love ted Lasso, and I I actually didn't finish 493 00:22:49,160 --> 00:22:51,720 Speaker 3: the third season because I was savoring it too much. 494 00:22:52,320 --> 00:22:54,879 Speaker 3: And now I wait, because I just it was like 495 00:22:54,920 --> 00:22:57,040 Speaker 3: a treat that I would let myself have every now 496 00:22:57,080 --> 00:23:00,520 Speaker 3: and again, and and then I I don't think I 497 00:23:00,560 --> 00:23:02,720 Speaker 3: ever finished it because I just treated it out too much. 498 00:23:02,720 --> 00:23:04,280 Speaker 3: And then by the time I went to go back, 499 00:23:04,320 --> 00:23:06,360 Speaker 3: I was like, I gotta watch more episodes, but there's 500 00:23:06,359 --> 00:23:07,280 Speaker 3: so much TV you have to watch. 501 00:23:07,320 --> 00:23:09,600 Speaker 2: But coming back, it's going to have a fourth season. 502 00:23:09,640 --> 00:23:12,400 Speaker 2: What I kind of heard that, Yeah, well. 503 00:23:12,520 --> 00:23:14,480 Speaker 3: It's like the major players are coming back. 504 00:23:14,359 --> 00:23:15,560 Speaker 2: The major players. Yeah. 505 00:23:15,840 --> 00:23:18,200 Speaker 3: Oh so it'll be Roy, it'll be. 506 00:23:19,280 --> 00:23:21,040 Speaker 2: There's still there's feeling out. 507 00:23:23,119 --> 00:23:26,280 Speaker 1: Oh Keeley, you do a good impersonation of Gee. 508 00:23:26,280 --> 00:23:32,720 Speaker 3: Why I used to if I'll watch it? But she's good? 509 00:23:33,160 --> 00:23:35,280 Speaker 3: Is it? Oh my god? 510 00:23:36,440 --> 00:23:38,920 Speaker 2: The only one that they were like confirmed not going back. 511 00:23:39,119 --> 00:23:42,120 Speaker 2: Was Jamie part, Oh we can. 512 00:23:42,040 --> 00:23:45,159 Speaker 3: Do without him? Yeah, he's he's great, but like, the 513 00:23:45,160 --> 00:23:47,000 Speaker 3: show can go on with with Ted be back. 514 00:23:47,600 --> 00:23:50,080 Speaker 2: I got to assume he's like the EP, how could 515 00:23:50,080 --> 00:23:50,200 Speaker 2: he not? 516 00:23:50,320 --> 00:23:52,080 Speaker 3: Well, I was just thinking. I was honestly thinking when 517 00:23:52,119 --> 00:23:55,280 Speaker 3: I heard that they were just gonna take like everyone 518 00:23:55,359 --> 00:23:57,800 Speaker 3: who like they were going to take all the supporting 519 00:23:57,840 --> 00:24:00,520 Speaker 3: cast and make a new show and bring on as 520 00:24:00,520 --> 00:24:03,119 Speaker 3: many people as possible. But it would be called something different, 521 00:24:03,160 --> 00:24:05,120 Speaker 3: but it would still be in that world, and maybe 522 00:24:05,119 --> 00:24:07,400 Speaker 3: they'd buy the rights to it and pay off who. 523 00:24:07,440 --> 00:24:09,160 Speaker 1: I could see Key having a spin off. 524 00:24:09,480 --> 00:24:11,720 Speaker 3: I would I would love that spin off. And did 525 00:24:11,760 --> 00:24:13,639 Speaker 3: she And I don't even know if she ended up 526 00:24:13,680 --> 00:24:17,239 Speaker 3: with Roy or Jamie. They were both coming at her 527 00:24:17,240 --> 00:24:18,640 Speaker 3: and I think the third season last. 528 00:24:19,040 --> 00:24:21,440 Speaker 1: Oh I don't think I finished the third season? 529 00:24:21,600 --> 00:24:23,600 Speaker 3: Yeah, what the fuck is wrong with us? Because it 530 00:24:23,680 --> 00:24:24,679 Speaker 3: was good. 531 00:24:24,800 --> 00:24:26,560 Speaker 2: I'm not gonna be able to accept Keeley in that 532 00:24:26,680 --> 00:24:28,280 Speaker 2: role after seeing her in Fargo. 533 00:24:29,080 --> 00:24:31,160 Speaker 3: Oh God, she was so good in Fargo. I hoped 534 00:24:31,160 --> 00:24:33,679 Speaker 3: she was Emmy for that. I voted so hard for 535 00:24:33,720 --> 00:24:36,080 Speaker 3: her for that. I loved her because at first I 536 00:24:36,119 --> 00:24:37,800 Speaker 3: was like, I don't know if I can believe keeley 537 00:24:37,800 --> 00:24:40,480 Speaker 3: In's role. And then she was just really incredible. 538 00:24:40,560 --> 00:24:43,600 Speaker 2: Oh my god, that was so good. Was this your 539 00:24:43,640 --> 00:24:46,120 Speaker 2: first year voting in the Emmys or yeah? 540 00:24:46,240 --> 00:24:48,520 Speaker 3: Yeah? And guess what. I didn't get to vote for myself. 541 00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:50,119 Speaker 2: Oh why not? 542 00:24:50,520 --> 00:24:52,639 Speaker 3: Chris and I both were voting and were like, where's 543 00:24:52,640 --> 00:24:56,720 Speaker 3: my category? And we were like what the fuck? And 544 00:24:56,720 --> 00:24:58,600 Speaker 3: and so I wrote my publicist I'm like, I can't 545 00:24:58,680 --> 00:25:00,960 Speaker 3: vote for myself voting school in a couple of days, 546 00:25:01,359 --> 00:25:03,560 Speaker 3: and she was like, I'm looking into this. This is crazy, 547 00:25:03,600 --> 00:25:06,680 Speaker 3: and she had just gotten a text from I think 548 00:25:06,720 --> 00:25:09,119 Speaker 3: Alex Edelman, who also said I can't vote for myself, 549 00:25:09,160 --> 00:25:10,720 Speaker 3: and I go, well, that's weird because I can vote 550 00:25:10,720 --> 00:25:13,400 Speaker 3: for Alex Edelman or no, no, no, I couldn't vote for Alex. 551 00:25:13,600 --> 00:25:15,240 Speaker 3: I was like, I would vote for the Tom Brady 552 00:25:15,320 --> 00:25:17,639 Speaker 3: roast and I was in that. So I'm like, if 553 00:25:17,680 --> 00:25:19,520 Speaker 3: it's about being in the thing, why can you vote 554 00:25:19,520 --> 00:25:22,480 Speaker 3: for it? If you they make it so if you're nominated, 555 00:25:22,480 --> 00:25:24,320 Speaker 3: you can't vote for yourself, which I think is so 556 00:25:24,400 --> 00:25:26,560 Speaker 3: dumb because I remember third grade, I was running for 557 00:25:26,640 --> 00:25:29,000 Speaker 3: class president and I remember asking missus Pickett, can I 558 00:25:29,080 --> 00:25:31,119 Speaker 3: vote for myself? And she said, do you think the 559 00:25:31,119 --> 00:25:33,119 Speaker 3: President of the United States does not vote for himself? 560 00:25:33,480 --> 00:25:33,680 Speaker 2: Yeah? 561 00:25:33,760 --> 00:25:37,080 Speaker 3: I go, oh my god, you're right. Why shouldn't I 562 00:25:37,119 --> 00:25:39,720 Speaker 3: be able to vote from myself for himself? Why couldn't 563 00:25:39,760 --> 00:25:42,480 Speaker 3: You can't? And neither could Chris because he's a producer 564 00:25:42,520 --> 00:25:44,440 Speaker 3: on it. They like really got in there and made 565 00:25:44,480 --> 00:25:46,720 Speaker 3: it so you can't vote. Yeah, so I. 566 00:25:46,680 --> 00:25:48,879 Speaker 2: Can't vote on I can't vote for you either, because 567 00:25:48,920 --> 00:25:51,360 Speaker 2: I'm not asked to vote at all. Oh. 568 00:25:51,400 --> 00:25:53,280 Speaker 3: Really, I don't even know how I got in. 569 00:25:55,320 --> 00:25:58,320 Speaker 2: I just this process. What is it? What happens? 570 00:25:58,880 --> 00:26:01,200 Speaker 3: You have to agree that you've seen at least one 571 00:26:01,240 --> 00:26:03,560 Speaker 3: of the things in each category that you vote on, 572 00:26:03,800 --> 00:26:07,360 Speaker 3: so it'll be like Outstanding Dramatic Series, and then it'll 573 00:26:07,359 --> 00:26:08,720 Speaker 3: take you to a screen and this goes do you 574 00:26:09,119 --> 00:26:10,680 Speaker 3: to have you? They will give you all the nominees. 575 00:26:10,800 --> 00:26:13,120 Speaker 3: Have you seen at least one of these? And then 576 00:26:13,160 --> 00:26:15,720 Speaker 3: you say yes, and you lie and then you vote 577 00:26:15,720 --> 00:26:16,320 Speaker 3: for your friend. 578 00:26:17,760 --> 00:26:19,119 Speaker 1: You know, that's not what I did. 579 00:26:19,200 --> 00:26:21,280 Speaker 3: I had to say I had to say no to 580 00:26:21,400 --> 00:26:23,120 Speaker 3: some things because I hadn't seen it, but I'd seen 581 00:26:23,160 --> 00:26:24,520 Speaker 3: one thing in most Huh. 582 00:26:24,720 --> 00:26:26,120 Speaker 2: See, just one day you wake up and you got 583 00:26:26,119 --> 00:26:26,720 Speaker 2: a random I just. 584 00:26:26,720 --> 00:26:28,159 Speaker 3: Got an email. I mean, I'm sure there was a 585 00:26:28,160 --> 00:26:29,840 Speaker 3: lot of process behind it that I could have looked 586 00:26:29,880 --> 00:26:33,000 Speaker 3: into and been like, oh, you know, maybe me presenting 587 00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:34,959 Speaker 3: at the Creative Arts Eemies last year got me in. 588 00:26:35,160 --> 00:26:35,480 Speaker 2: I don't. 589 00:26:35,680 --> 00:26:38,040 Speaker 3: I don't really know, but I got to vote this year, 590 00:26:38,119 --> 00:26:40,359 Speaker 3: or maybe me being nominated this year got me in. 591 00:26:40,960 --> 00:26:43,399 Speaker 3: I will say I'm devastated that I wasn't nominated for 592 00:26:43,480 --> 00:26:51,880 Speaker 3: Best Reality Show Host. The CW just doesn't. They don't 593 00:26:53,800 --> 00:26:57,480 Speaker 3: what nominate elect people. They don't put forth their people 594 00:26:58,240 --> 00:27:00,439 Speaker 3: because it's nine hundred dollars a submission. Was like, I 595 00:27:00,480 --> 00:27:03,480 Speaker 3: would have paid it. I literally would have. I could 596 00:27:03,520 --> 00:27:06,399 Speaker 3: have been nominated for I could have been nominated twice. 597 00:27:06,720 --> 00:27:09,360 Speaker 3: It would have been awesome, and I should have been 598 00:27:09,440 --> 00:27:11,840 Speaker 3: I'd worked hard on that show, and I just feel 599 00:27:11,840 --> 00:27:15,879 Speaker 3: like it would have happened because but nine hundred dollars. 600 00:27:15,880 --> 00:27:18,439 Speaker 3: They were just like, and it you know, it's but 601 00:27:18,560 --> 00:27:20,320 Speaker 3: if they do me, they have to do everyone within 602 00:27:20,320 --> 00:27:22,720 Speaker 3: the CW, and it's thousands of thousands of dollars that 603 00:27:22,760 --> 00:27:23,680 Speaker 3: they probably. 604 00:27:23,359 --> 00:27:25,359 Speaker 1: Don't have picked. Hey what just pick me? 605 00:27:25,400 --> 00:27:27,640 Speaker 3: Why couldn't they have asked me like, hey, we can't 606 00:27:27,640 --> 00:27:29,680 Speaker 3: afford to do this. Do you want to submit? Give 607 00:27:29,760 --> 00:27:31,320 Speaker 3: us nine hundred dollars. I would have done it in 608 00:27:31,320 --> 00:27:35,639 Speaker 3: a heartbeat. Yeah, and so Jeff Probes will win again 609 00:27:36,920 --> 00:27:43,040 Speaker 3: or whoever, but yeah, that's coming. Yeah, I'm trying to 610 00:27:43,080 --> 00:27:46,919 Speaker 3: think of a TV or Yeah, Chris voted this weekend? 611 00:27:46,920 --> 00:27:49,400 Speaker 2: How many times has he voted? Is this first time too? 612 00:27:49,760 --> 00:27:52,560 Speaker 3: I think no, he's been nominated. He has an Emmy, 613 00:27:52,640 --> 00:27:55,879 Speaker 3: so I don't know what. I think he has an 614 00:27:55,880 --> 00:27:59,720 Speaker 3: Emmy for. I think Storytellers that he did with like 615 00:27:59,800 --> 00:28:01,760 Speaker 3: all Wow. 616 00:28:03,640 --> 00:28:05,920 Speaker 2: Yeah, Emmy Award winner Chris Convey. 617 00:28:06,200 --> 00:28:08,879 Speaker 3: Yeah, it's it's I don't even know where it is. 618 00:28:08,880 --> 00:28:12,160 Speaker 3: I think it's at Kurran's, his brother's cabin, because they 619 00:28:12,160 --> 00:28:14,320 Speaker 3: were using it. He gave it to current to for 620 00:28:14,400 --> 00:28:16,439 Speaker 3: like a pussy magnet, like just to have in his 621 00:28:16,520 --> 00:28:18,359 Speaker 3: apartment to have like a girls come up and be 622 00:28:18,359 --> 00:28:20,359 Speaker 3: like it's a real Emmy, you know, like just for fun, 623 00:28:20,600 --> 00:28:22,520 Speaker 3: because he was like, I'm not using this, and so 624 00:28:22,600 --> 00:28:24,480 Speaker 3: it was at Currents forever, and I think it's probably 625 00:28:24,480 --> 00:28:27,320 Speaker 3: like in storage somewhere. I don't even know. But hopefully 626 00:28:27,359 --> 00:28:29,600 Speaker 3: he'll he'll have another one that we can we'll have 627 00:28:29,640 --> 00:28:32,639 Speaker 3: two we could put on the mantle here. What are 628 00:28:32,640 --> 00:28:34,400 Speaker 3: you guys? Are you Matt watching anything good? 629 00:28:35,600 --> 00:28:35,679 Speaker 2: No? 630 00:28:35,920 --> 00:28:36,359 Speaker 1: Not really? 631 00:28:36,480 --> 00:28:39,280 Speaker 3: Actually what are the kids watching anything good? Just kidding? 632 00:28:40,080 --> 00:28:42,239 Speaker 1: That's all we watch. I swear like we don't even 633 00:28:42,280 --> 00:28:42,920 Speaker 1: get to watch TV. 634 00:28:43,600 --> 00:28:46,040 Speaker 3: That sucks. I know, what do you do with your 635 00:28:46,080 --> 00:28:47,440 Speaker 3: free time? Just go on your phone? 636 00:28:49,080 --> 00:28:55,800 Speaker 1: Oh I just watched the what's the Scott Scott Peterson? 637 00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:57,480 Speaker 3: Oh yeah, well just watched us that. 638 00:28:57,520 --> 00:29:02,880 Speaker 1: Okay, we already discussed that and right, oh completely wonder why. 639 00:29:02,760 --> 00:29:05,000 Speaker 3: Is anyone debating it? Isn't it hilarious? 640 00:29:05,080 --> 00:29:07,280 Speaker 1: His family is just in such denial. 641 00:29:07,480 --> 00:29:11,120 Speaker 3: It's sad. It's so yeah, so sad. That is It 642 00:29:11,240 --> 00:29:15,280 Speaker 3: sucks so much that he didn't just divorce her, Like 643 00:29:15,840 --> 00:29:18,960 Speaker 3: I know, he's suck a fucking pussy to kill her 644 00:29:19,440 --> 00:29:21,920 Speaker 3: and his dumb mouth. Never, his mouth is the only 645 00:29:21,960 --> 00:29:24,160 Speaker 3: thing that moves on his stupid face. Everyone's like, Nikki, 646 00:29:24,200 --> 00:29:27,400 Speaker 3: there's new Scott Peterson interviews on Amazon. I'm like, I 647 00:29:27,400 --> 00:29:31,640 Speaker 3: have no interest in watching that Marionette talk and his 648 00:29:32,440 --> 00:29:35,360 Speaker 3: he just just sat on the top and just mumbles 649 00:29:35,480 --> 00:29:38,400 Speaker 3: on the bottom. He's awful to watch, he's awful to 650 00:29:38,400 --> 00:29:40,800 Speaker 3: look at. He's such a lying miserable piece of shit. 651 00:29:41,640 --> 00:29:44,760 Speaker 3: The idea I just can't even I can't even believe 652 00:29:44,880 --> 00:29:45,680 Speaker 3: that that he. 653 00:29:45,640 --> 00:29:46,600 Speaker 1: Thank God for Amber. 654 00:29:47,680 --> 00:29:50,280 Speaker 3: Yeah, I had a gripe, but I shared on the podcast. 655 00:29:50,320 --> 00:29:52,320 Speaker 3: Really I think they could have gotten a confession out 656 00:29:52,320 --> 00:29:53,880 Speaker 3: of him if she would have just acted horny for 657 00:29:53,960 --> 00:29:54,400 Speaker 3: what he did. 658 00:29:54,600 --> 00:29:54,840 Speaker 1: Yeah. 659 00:29:54,960 --> 00:29:57,160 Speaker 3: Can you imagine if she would just been like, Scott, 660 00:29:57,200 --> 00:29:59,280 Speaker 3: I know you did it, and I just like, I 661 00:29:59,320 --> 00:30:01,400 Speaker 3: want to help you, like not go to jail forever. 662 00:30:01,400 --> 00:30:03,160 Speaker 3: Will you just tell me, like where you put her body, 663 00:30:03,160 --> 00:30:05,040 Speaker 3: I'll go look for it. Like if she would have 664 00:30:05,080 --> 00:30:07,200 Speaker 3: just been like, it's so hot, yes, and he would 665 00:30:07,200 --> 00:30:09,959 Speaker 3: have been like, okay, well I dumped it here, and 666 00:30:10,160 --> 00:30:12,640 Speaker 3: like if she would have even slown shown the slightest 667 00:30:12,640 --> 00:30:14,960 Speaker 3: bit of wetness over the fact that he killed his wife, 668 00:30:15,480 --> 00:30:17,840 Speaker 3: he would have been like, I did it. I really 669 00:30:17,880 --> 00:30:22,160 Speaker 3: think so he was so stupid, but thank god for stupid. 670 00:30:22,320 --> 00:30:25,840 Speaker 3: I mean think because he got caught. But like, yeah, 671 00:30:25,880 --> 00:30:29,280 Speaker 3: I'm I'm really My mom watched worst roommate Ever last night. 672 00:30:29,320 --> 00:30:32,720 Speaker 3: She goes, she texts me worst roommate ever, Oh my god, 673 00:30:34,200 --> 00:30:36,560 Speaker 3: and I haven't seen it and she goes, wait, who 674 00:30:36,920 --> 00:30:38,760 Speaker 3: Lauren must have recommended it is it good? 675 00:30:39,960 --> 00:30:43,560 Speaker 1: The first the first two episodes, yeah really good. Okay, yeah, 676 00:30:43,600 --> 00:30:45,920 Speaker 1: really good. Just each one is a different story. 677 00:30:46,080 --> 00:30:47,920 Speaker 3: It's the last way it is with the Netflix stuff. 678 00:30:47,920 --> 00:30:50,040 Speaker 3: Like the first two episodes, you're like, I get it all, 679 00:30:50,080 --> 00:30:53,080 Speaker 3: and then the third one, well it's looking. 680 00:30:52,800 --> 00:30:56,280 Speaker 1: For some gruesome and oh it's her silence. I mean 681 00:30:56,400 --> 00:31:01,600 Speaker 1: it's there's murder involved there. Okay, you know, but every store, 682 00:31:01,760 --> 00:31:05,000 Speaker 1: every episode a different situation. 683 00:31:05,680 --> 00:31:07,200 Speaker 2: I should be on that show. 684 00:31:07,360 --> 00:31:09,960 Speaker 3: What was your roommate in college? Wait? 685 00:31:10,320 --> 00:31:11,560 Speaker 2: Yeah, you had a. 686 00:31:11,440 --> 00:31:13,560 Speaker 3: Really weird one though in New York. 687 00:31:14,200 --> 00:31:16,040 Speaker 2: Oh god, I've had a lot of terrible roommates now 688 00:31:16,120 --> 00:31:17,640 Speaker 2: you bring it up. But in college I lived with 689 00:31:17,680 --> 00:31:21,640 Speaker 2: a child molester. Oh my god, I didn't know it 690 00:31:21,640 --> 00:31:22,480 Speaker 2: was a child molester. 691 00:31:22,880 --> 00:31:24,960 Speaker 3: How did this happen? Did he get busted? 692 00:31:25,320 --> 00:31:27,080 Speaker 2: Yeah? Well I think I might have told this before, 693 00:31:27,080 --> 00:31:30,440 Speaker 2: but he uh, he was a friend of one of 694 00:31:30,440 --> 00:31:32,520 Speaker 2: my other roommates and we had like an opening, so 695 00:31:32,560 --> 00:31:34,720 Speaker 2: he came in. I didn't like know who this guy, 696 00:31:35,440 --> 00:31:38,600 Speaker 2: and he was really weird the whole time. He was 697 00:31:38,600 --> 00:31:42,640 Speaker 2: this like scrawny, mustachioed man, which is like, now that 698 00:31:42,680 --> 00:31:45,280 Speaker 2: I'm thinking, that's kind of fits the bill and he 699 00:31:45,320 --> 00:31:47,080 Speaker 2: would be drunk all the time, and he would do 700 00:31:47,120 --> 00:31:49,880 Speaker 2: weird things like if my girlfriend at the time would 701 00:31:49,880 --> 00:31:52,240 Speaker 2: go to the bathroom, he'd like stand outside the bathroom 702 00:31:52,280 --> 00:31:54,480 Speaker 2: and then like drunkenly knock on the door to be 703 00:31:54,520 --> 00:31:56,280 Speaker 2: like are you in there? Are you naked in there? 704 00:31:56,840 --> 00:31:58,520 Speaker 2: It is like can you and I to go out 705 00:31:58,520 --> 00:32:00,160 Speaker 2: and be like, can you not bother my girl from 706 00:32:00,200 --> 00:32:02,960 Speaker 2: while she's in the bathroom. So he was a weird 707 00:32:02,960 --> 00:32:05,320 Speaker 2: guy the whole time. And then one day while he 708 00:32:05,400 --> 00:32:07,920 Speaker 2: was at class, the police just came to the front 709 00:32:07,960 --> 00:32:14,640 Speaker 2: door and they said, is this guy there. He's wanted 710 00:32:14,680 --> 00:32:16,000 Speaker 2: for child molestation? 711 00:32:17,120 --> 00:32:18,680 Speaker 3: Oh my god. 712 00:32:18,520 --> 00:32:21,080 Speaker 2: Yeah, And I said, well, no, he's in class, and 713 00:32:21,080 --> 00:32:24,080 Speaker 2: they're like, can you get him to come back? And 714 00:32:24,120 --> 00:32:27,280 Speaker 2: then me and my roommates plotted to get him to 715 00:32:27,280 --> 00:32:29,840 Speaker 2: come back by calling him and saying that we were 716 00:32:29,880 --> 00:32:32,560 Speaker 2: all going to Applebee's and he had to come back 717 00:32:32,880 --> 00:32:35,640 Speaker 2: right away because we were trying to get half priced apps. 718 00:32:36,080 --> 00:32:37,320 Speaker 3: Oh my god. 719 00:32:37,520 --> 00:32:41,120 Speaker 2: Yeah. And then he came back. This is the line 720 00:32:41,120 --> 00:32:42,280 Speaker 2: I say, he. 721 00:32:43,720 --> 00:32:45,840 Speaker 3: Not half priced as. 722 00:32:46,720 --> 00:32:49,560 Speaker 2: He came back expecting spinach artichoke dip and instead he 723 00:32:49,560 --> 00:32:51,959 Speaker 2: got the opposite. He got arrested for child molestations. 724 00:32:52,040 --> 00:32:53,160 Speaker 3: Oh my god. 725 00:32:54,120 --> 00:32:56,160 Speaker 2: He came back to the house and it was literally 726 00:32:56,160 --> 00:32:59,680 Speaker 2: like the TV. The cops hid around the corner, like 727 00:32:59,720 --> 00:33:02,280 Speaker 2: behind the bush, and then he walked up to the 728 00:33:02,280 --> 00:33:04,520 Speaker 2: front lawn and they ran out and tackled him. 729 00:33:04,560 --> 00:33:08,280 Speaker 4: WHOA, So, were you working with the cops like sharing 730 00:33:08,640 --> 00:33:13,960 Speaker 4: the like text or like his computer or something like that. 731 00:33:13,360 --> 00:33:16,440 Speaker 3: Would they did you get details of how they caught him? 732 00:33:16,720 --> 00:33:19,200 Speaker 2: Yeah, well that's that's like even that's like really sad 733 00:33:19,280 --> 00:33:22,640 Speaker 2: they caught him because the kid who got old enough 734 00:33:22,680 --> 00:33:24,000 Speaker 2: to start talking about it. 735 00:33:24,800 --> 00:33:25,040 Speaker 3: Good. 736 00:33:25,600 --> 00:33:29,560 Speaker 2: Yeah, it was like his cousin or something. And it 737 00:33:29,600 --> 00:33:35,240 Speaker 2: wasn't like it was like a he probably was drunk 738 00:33:35,280 --> 00:33:40,520 Speaker 2: and like he did some questionable things in the guys 739 00:33:40,600 --> 00:33:42,560 Speaker 2: of potty training. Let's just put it that way. 740 00:33:42,720 --> 00:33:43,880 Speaker 3: Oh dear god. 741 00:33:44,200 --> 00:33:49,840 Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, god, And then the kids started talking about it. 742 00:33:49,960 --> 00:33:52,040 Speaker 2: Oh my god. Actually, this is so horrible. I don't 743 00:33:52,040 --> 00:33:52,680 Speaker 2: even want to like. 744 00:33:52,680 --> 00:33:54,560 Speaker 3: Talk about Yeah, we don't have to get into it. 745 00:33:54,920 --> 00:33:57,680 Speaker 3: But what I want to know is, were you guys like, fuck, 746 00:33:57,720 --> 00:33:59,480 Speaker 3: we gotta find a new roommate. Was there like a 747 00:33:59,720 --> 00:34:03,640 Speaker 3: part that was like shit, because yeah, you got to 748 00:34:03,720 --> 00:34:04,440 Speaker 3: cover his rent? 749 00:34:05,280 --> 00:34:07,000 Speaker 2: Yeah? I actually don't know what we did after. It 750 00:34:07,040 --> 00:34:09,000 Speaker 2: was pretty close to the end of semester, so I 751 00:34:09,040 --> 00:34:11,080 Speaker 2: think we were like, I think we felt like we 752 00:34:11,120 --> 00:34:13,960 Speaker 2: could handle it. And also I just assumed that he 753 00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:16,319 Speaker 2: would continue paying his rent. I actually don't know what 754 00:34:16,520 --> 00:34:19,040 Speaker 2: happened after that in terms of rent. That's a good question. 755 00:34:19,640 --> 00:34:22,360 Speaker 2: I don't remember. But yeah, he got taken away in 756 00:34:22,400 --> 00:34:24,000 Speaker 2: cuffs and I never saw him ever again. 757 00:34:24,760 --> 00:34:26,640 Speaker 1: So you were in college during this time. 758 00:34:26,560 --> 00:34:30,279 Speaker 2: Yes, this was college. And then the guy who knew 759 00:34:30,360 --> 00:34:33,040 Speaker 2: him went to his court case and was like following 760 00:34:33,080 --> 00:34:36,600 Speaker 2: the court case, and the guy never went to jail. 761 00:34:37,200 --> 00:34:41,760 Speaker 2: He was released on parole, and then several years later 762 00:34:41,920 --> 00:34:45,400 Speaker 2: he was spotted in Indianapolis and he had become a goth. 763 00:34:47,520 --> 00:34:49,319 Speaker 2: So that's the end of his arc. 764 00:34:50,280 --> 00:34:53,840 Speaker 3: I mean, becoming a goth is if they if pedophiles 765 00:34:53,880 --> 00:34:56,680 Speaker 3: have to run free, I hope they become goths because 766 00:34:56,840 --> 00:35:01,839 Speaker 3: kids are not like drawn to goths and they and 767 00:35:01,920 --> 00:35:04,399 Speaker 3: you wouldn't employ a goth at a place where kids 768 00:35:04,400 --> 00:35:07,280 Speaker 3: are like being a workout. 769 00:35:08,400 --> 00:35:12,400 Speaker 2: Knocking on doors. Pedophiles just have toss up like goths. 770 00:35:12,880 --> 00:35:13,800 Speaker 2: That's your punishment. 771 00:35:17,960 --> 00:35:20,240 Speaker 3: That is interesting, like it would it would keep people, 772 00:35:20,360 --> 00:35:22,440 Speaker 3: It wouldn't make it would if you got like tattoo 773 00:35:22,480 --> 00:35:26,440 Speaker 3: faced gothness, it would make it so you wouldn't get 774 00:35:26,440 --> 00:35:29,600 Speaker 3: employed anywhere that you could work with kids. It would 775 00:35:29,600 --> 00:35:33,640 Speaker 3: be like a permanent, like keep kids away kind of thing. Yeah, Arlett, 776 00:35:34,040 --> 00:35:42,080 Speaker 3: all right, that's interesting. This weekend tonal shift, I got 777 00:35:42,120 --> 00:35:47,560 Speaker 3: to go see that boy from Instagram, Kellen perform eras 778 00:35:47,600 --> 00:35:51,440 Speaker 3: tour and it was so awesome. It was well, you 779 00:35:51,440 --> 00:35:53,000 Speaker 3: didn't get to go see. 780 00:35:52,800 --> 00:35:56,160 Speaker 1: Him, you performed with him. You were like his backup dancer. 781 00:35:56,280 --> 00:35:58,239 Speaker 3: Yeah, which I didn't know was going to be part 782 00:35:58,239 --> 00:36:01,160 Speaker 3: of it. So I was in Battle Creek, Michigan for 783 00:36:01,239 --> 00:36:03,440 Speaker 3: Friday and Saturday. Shout out to every bestie who came. 784 00:36:03,480 --> 00:36:05,360 Speaker 3: It was sold out shows. It was so fun to 785 00:36:05,400 --> 00:36:08,040 Speaker 3: be at, so fun to just do two nights in 786 00:36:08,080 --> 00:36:09,719 Speaker 3: a row and not have to travel. And like we 787 00:36:09,719 --> 00:36:12,799 Speaker 3: were like at this casino with me and Ari and 788 00:36:12,880 --> 00:36:17,080 Speaker 3: Sean and Anya and Emily my social media girl. Shout out, Emily, 789 00:36:17,120 --> 00:36:20,360 Speaker 3: I know you're listening. And then Emily and I stayed 790 00:36:20,560 --> 00:36:24,240 Speaker 3: for Sunday and went drove two hours to go see Kellen. 791 00:36:24,560 --> 00:36:26,439 Speaker 3: And how this all came about, which I didn't really 792 00:36:26,520 --> 00:36:29,399 Speaker 3: remember how I even found out about this little boy 793 00:36:29,800 --> 00:36:34,880 Speaker 3: was that the There's a girl named Melissa who's neighbors 794 00:36:35,080 --> 00:36:37,759 Speaker 3: with Kellen, and she's friends with his dad, and he 795 00:36:37,800 --> 00:36:39,360 Speaker 3: lives with you know, he spends part time with his 796 00:36:39,440 --> 00:36:41,120 Speaker 3: dad and part time with his mom. But his dad's 797 00:36:41,200 --> 00:36:44,040 Speaker 3: house used to be next to Alyssa, and Alyssa became 798 00:36:44,080 --> 00:36:46,640 Speaker 3: friends with the dad and everyone, and she loves this 799 00:36:46,680 --> 00:36:49,040 Speaker 3: little boy and it's like it's like her aunt, his aunt, 800 00:36:49,160 --> 00:36:52,520 Speaker 3: you know. And Alyssa and Paul, her husband, Paul, saw 801 00:36:52,560 --> 00:36:55,319 Speaker 3: me on Jimmy Kimmel talking to Kamail about my love 802 00:36:55,360 --> 00:36:57,480 Speaker 3: of Taylor Swift. Paul was like, Alyssa, you got to 803 00:36:57,480 --> 00:37:01,080 Speaker 3: see this. Because Alyssa is a big swifty, he decided 804 00:37:01,120 --> 00:37:03,360 Speaker 3: to tag me in the video of Kellen that she 805 00:37:03,440 --> 00:37:05,120 Speaker 3: first put up, and so that's how I saw it 806 00:37:05,160 --> 00:37:07,239 Speaker 3: and was like, oh my god, this kid's amazing. And 807 00:37:07,280 --> 00:37:09,680 Speaker 3: then he kind of goes viral within the swifty community. 808 00:37:10,239 --> 00:37:14,359 Speaker 3: And then yeah, and then I told this other day, 809 00:37:14,360 --> 00:37:16,680 Speaker 3: but she was like, Hey, you're gonna be in Michigan. 810 00:37:16,719 --> 00:37:18,200 Speaker 3: I wish we could come see you. But you know, 811 00:37:18,320 --> 00:37:19,920 Speaker 3: Kellen has a show that night, and I was like, 812 00:37:20,040 --> 00:37:21,200 Speaker 3: what do you mean? He as a show that night 813 00:37:21,239 --> 00:37:23,520 Speaker 3: and she goes, oh, well, he's doing the Ariscon. He's 814 00:37:23,520 --> 00:37:25,520 Speaker 3: like doing a show in his backyard on Saturday. And 815 00:37:25,520 --> 00:37:27,319 Speaker 3: I said, man, I would go see it, but I 816 00:37:27,320 --> 00:37:28,759 Speaker 3: have a show. And she goes like, well, he'll move 817 00:37:28,800 --> 00:37:30,720 Speaker 3: it to Sunday if you want. And I was like okay, 818 00:37:31,239 --> 00:37:34,760 Speaker 3: and so Sunday I just stuck around, extended the trip. 819 00:37:35,120 --> 00:37:37,360 Speaker 3: Everyone on the tour went home except me and Emily. 820 00:37:37,760 --> 00:37:40,920 Speaker 3: And Emily and I drove got driven by the casino 821 00:37:41,040 --> 00:37:43,560 Speaker 3: two hours to this lake, this house on a lake, 822 00:37:43,680 --> 00:37:46,160 Speaker 3: which is a beauty. Oh my god. This guy's neighborhood 823 00:37:46,239 --> 00:37:48,680 Speaker 3: is so cute. Is a little boy he's nine, he's 824 00:37:48,719 --> 00:37:53,400 Speaker 3: turned nine. Kellen and his sister Emery, who is thirteen 825 00:37:53,480 --> 00:37:57,080 Speaker 3: I think, and she was like a stage manager. And 826 00:37:57,120 --> 00:38:00,239 Speaker 3: the dad is like the sweet guy I love. I 827 00:38:00,280 --> 00:38:03,880 Speaker 3: think named Chad. I want to Maybe didn't hear that correctly, 828 00:38:03,920 --> 00:38:06,759 Speaker 3: but I remember it was Chad, and then a listen Paul, 829 00:38:06,840 --> 00:38:08,719 Speaker 3: and then his grandmother was also there. It was just 830 00:38:08,840 --> 00:38:14,239 Speaker 3: us seven and we got there and we hung out. 831 00:38:14,320 --> 00:38:16,319 Speaker 3: They had a fruit tray and a veggie tray for me. 832 00:38:16,560 --> 00:38:18,640 Speaker 3: They had like skinny pop it all like they had 833 00:38:18,680 --> 00:38:21,560 Speaker 3: My writer was so sweet. And then I gave Kellen 834 00:38:21,640 --> 00:38:23,799 Speaker 3: some presents that I got a target. I bought him 835 00:38:23,800 --> 00:38:29,440 Speaker 3: like a Taylor Swift Torture Poets outfit like this, like 836 00:38:29,480 --> 00:38:33,319 Speaker 3: white dress with a black choker and black gloves. And 837 00:38:33,360 --> 00:38:34,840 Speaker 3: he loved it. And he was like, I already have 838 00:38:35,040 --> 00:38:36,719 Speaker 3: an outfit plan for that, and I was like, it's 839 00:38:36,719 --> 00:38:38,200 Speaker 3: totally fine. You don't have to wear it. You don't 840 00:38:38,200 --> 00:38:39,520 Speaker 3: have to like any of this. I made it very 841 00:38:39,560 --> 00:38:42,279 Speaker 3: clear I never liked I don't like giving gifts to 842 00:38:42,360 --> 00:38:44,200 Speaker 3: kids because I always felt like as a kid, I 843 00:38:44,200 --> 00:38:47,400 Speaker 3: had to act like I liked everything, and I always 844 00:38:47,400 --> 00:38:49,640 Speaker 3: felt kind of embarrassed for the adult that was giving 845 00:38:49,680 --> 00:38:52,120 Speaker 3: me stuff when I got stuff that I hated. And 846 00:38:52,160 --> 00:38:53,880 Speaker 3: so I even do it with your kids, Lauren, whenever 847 00:38:53,880 --> 00:38:55,799 Speaker 3: I give gifts, I'm like you, it is so okay. 848 00:38:55,840 --> 00:38:58,279 Speaker 3: If you don't like this, I don't care. You can 849 00:38:58,360 --> 00:39:01,120 Speaker 3: always be honest with me, like it's can hurt my feelings, 850 00:39:01,160 --> 00:39:03,640 Speaker 3: like don't pretend you like something, like just never be 851 00:39:04,160 --> 00:39:05,719 Speaker 3: I don't want kids to ever have to be fake 852 00:39:05,800 --> 00:39:10,480 Speaker 3: to appease adults, unless you spank them and then follow 853 00:39:10,520 --> 00:39:14,880 Speaker 3: the rules. But so he was really sweet. He loved it, 854 00:39:14,960 --> 00:39:16,719 Speaker 3: and he was so cute, and then the show, we 855 00:39:16,719 --> 00:39:18,880 Speaker 3: were just like, okay, let's like mosey onto the backyard 856 00:39:18,920 --> 00:39:22,120 Speaker 3: and we sat down and he played Lady Gaga intro music, 857 00:39:22,239 --> 00:39:24,719 Speaker 3: which is like the song that plays before eras. There 858 00:39:24,800 --> 00:39:28,000 Speaker 3: was a countdown, and then he comes out and does 859 00:39:29,040 --> 00:39:32,480 Speaker 3: all every single era almost I think he skipped. No, 860 00:39:32,560 --> 00:39:35,359 Speaker 3: he didn't skip midnights. He it started getting late because 861 00:39:35,360 --> 00:39:37,080 Speaker 3: it was taking a while, and his outfit changes and 862 00:39:37,080 --> 00:39:38,920 Speaker 3: he had to hydrate because it was really hot out 863 00:39:38,960 --> 00:39:40,839 Speaker 3: it was like in the nineties, and he's wearing these 864 00:39:40,880 --> 00:39:44,600 Speaker 3: like elaborate costumes and he's giving its all and dancing 865 00:39:44,640 --> 00:39:47,839 Speaker 3: and everything. So they cut the short setlist a little 866 00:39:47,840 --> 00:39:49,879 Speaker 3: bit short, and which that was what I was really 867 00:39:49,880 --> 00:39:52,120 Speaker 3: impressed by because I was like, I thought, oh my god, 868 00:39:52,160 --> 00:39:54,600 Speaker 3: he's planned this thing for weeks, Like he has every 869 00:39:54,640 --> 00:39:57,719 Speaker 3: song memorized, he has all the movements memorized. If we 870 00:39:57,760 --> 00:39:59,320 Speaker 3: have to cut this short, like we're gonna have a 871 00:39:59,320 --> 00:40:02,160 Speaker 3: tantrum on our because I've witnessed that. But he was 872 00:40:02,239 --> 00:40:04,080 Speaker 3: just like his day's like, hey, buddy, you know, I 873 00:40:04,120 --> 00:40:06,400 Speaker 3: think we're gonna have to cut down some of reputation. 874 00:40:06,480 --> 00:40:11,279 Speaker 3: He goes, Okay, let's we'll do delicate, we'll skip, well, 875 00:40:11,320 --> 00:40:13,719 Speaker 3: we can skip that something. Look what I made you do? 876 00:40:13,920 --> 00:40:16,480 Speaker 3: Like he was just so amenable to the skips, and 877 00:40:16,520 --> 00:40:19,200 Speaker 3: he had like, oh, he was totally fine with everything 878 00:40:19,600 --> 00:40:21,879 Speaker 3: he would like. And then I was projecting a lot 879 00:40:21,880 --> 00:40:24,040 Speaker 3: of myself onto it, like oh my god, Like if 880 00:40:24,080 --> 00:40:25,480 Speaker 3: I had put this all together as a kid and 881 00:40:25,520 --> 00:40:27,680 Speaker 3: I messed up at all, I would be like, stop it, 882 00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:30,960 Speaker 3: we have to start over, like if everything didn't go right. 883 00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:33,520 Speaker 3: But he was. There was one part it's so cute. 884 00:40:33,640 --> 00:40:35,439 Speaker 3: I don't know if put it in the vlog because 885 00:40:35,480 --> 00:40:37,799 Speaker 3: it's like I don't want to ever embarrass him. I 886 00:40:37,880 --> 00:40:39,879 Speaker 3: just only want to celebrate the great things he did. 887 00:40:40,120 --> 00:40:42,760 Speaker 3: But at one point he like sneezed in the middle 888 00:40:42,800 --> 00:40:45,800 Speaker 3: of like don't blame me, lord maybe, and he was 889 00:40:45,840 --> 00:40:50,680 Speaker 3: like and just six inches of snot just drips out 890 00:40:50,719 --> 00:40:54,080 Speaker 3: of his nose and he's still singing with it like swinging, 891 00:40:54,120 --> 00:40:55,840 Speaker 3: and then he just wipes it and wipes it on 892 00:40:55,920 --> 00:40:59,400 Speaker 3: his like skirt dress thing, and this keeps the show going. 893 00:40:59,440 --> 00:41:02,279 Speaker 3: You such a professional. He nailed all the notes, He 894 00:41:02,280 --> 00:41:05,160 Speaker 3: had all the looks, and he had practice certain dance 895 00:41:05,200 --> 00:41:06,960 Speaker 3: moves so he would kind of like look he kept 896 00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:08,880 Speaker 3: raising his hand when he would need assistance, and that 897 00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:11,520 Speaker 3: just met us like running up and then he'd be like, so, 898 00:41:11,600 --> 00:41:13,279 Speaker 3: you guys are just trying to break free during this, 899 00:41:13,320 --> 00:41:15,000 Speaker 3: and we were like, we don't even know what that means. 900 00:41:15,080 --> 00:41:17,719 Speaker 3: Like he'd just give us different dance moves. He's like, 901 00:41:17,840 --> 00:41:19,680 Speaker 3: and then you guys swirl and then you're gonna do 902 00:41:19,760 --> 00:41:21,920 Speaker 3: this okay, And I was like, I don't know what 903 00:41:21,960 --> 00:41:23,640 Speaker 3: that dance move is and he'd be like, no, actually, 904 00:41:23,640 --> 00:41:25,720 Speaker 3: it's it's more like this, and he would just nail 905 00:41:25,719 --> 00:41:27,399 Speaker 3: it and show it. And I'm like, this would take 906 00:41:27,400 --> 00:41:29,640 Speaker 3: me weeks to learn Kellen, and he's telling us like 907 00:41:29,719 --> 00:41:32,080 Speaker 3: on the fly, and me and Alissa were like his 908 00:41:32,160 --> 00:41:34,640 Speaker 3: backup dancers that he asked to like come in every 909 00:41:34,640 --> 00:41:37,320 Speaker 3: so often. He was just like so cool and sweet 910 00:41:37,360 --> 00:41:39,200 Speaker 3: and like wanted us involved and it didn't have to 911 00:41:39,280 --> 00:41:41,759 Speaker 3: be perfect. It like taught me how kids can be 912 00:41:41,880 --> 00:41:47,160 Speaker 3: just so magical and lovely and just me as a kid, 913 00:41:47,200 --> 00:41:48,840 Speaker 3: could never have done what he did because I was 914 00:41:48,880 --> 00:41:51,000 Speaker 3: too scared of what people thought. I was too scared 915 00:41:51,040 --> 00:41:54,440 Speaker 3: of not being perfect. Even now I'm like, wow, like 916 00:41:54,560 --> 00:41:56,919 Speaker 3: I gotta let go of some of my perfectionism because 917 00:41:56,920 --> 00:41:58,799 Speaker 3: I was even trying, like starting to project it like 918 00:41:58,880 --> 00:42:01,120 Speaker 3: or I was like, why don't we do that part again, Kellen, 919 00:42:01,200 --> 00:42:02,840 Speaker 3: like you can really like you miss that, But he 920 00:42:02,880 --> 00:42:04,960 Speaker 3: would just keep going and just pick up where he 921 00:42:05,040 --> 00:42:07,680 Speaker 3: left off, and there was no like I'm so dumb, 922 00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:10,200 Speaker 3: why did I must that up? Which I see in 923 00:42:10,239 --> 00:42:11,960 Speaker 3: your kids they do that a lot of like I'm 924 00:42:12,080 --> 00:42:14,279 Speaker 3: stupid and like, so I was worried that it was 925 00:42:14,320 --> 00:42:16,600 Speaker 3: gonna happen. But he was just like so easy going, 926 00:42:16,719 --> 00:42:19,759 Speaker 3: go with the flow, so sweet, and his sister was 927 00:42:19,800 --> 00:42:23,280 Speaker 3: thirteen and so appreciative of like him and like helpful 928 00:42:23,360 --> 00:42:27,280 Speaker 3: and doing the costume changes the music cues because sometimes 929 00:42:27,320 --> 00:42:29,399 Speaker 3: he would he would do all the music like the tour, 930 00:42:29,520 --> 00:42:32,839 Speaker 3: so it doesn't go exactly with the tracks in the song. 931 00:42:32,920 --> 00:42:34,080 Speaker 3: So it would be like you have to do the 932 00:42:34,080 --> 00:42:35,760 Speaker 3: first verse and then you have to cut to the bridge, 933 00:42:36,040 --> 00:42:38,480 Speaker 3: like you can't like and so there was a lot 934 00:42:38,520 --> 00:42:42,880 Speaker 3: of different like cuts being made, and his dad was like, Okay, buddy, 935 00:42:42,880 --> 00:42:45,200 Speaker 3: you wanna His dad was so worried about him hydrating 936 00:42:45,200 --> 00:42:47,680 Speaker 3: because it seriously was so hot, and he was like, Okay, 937 00:42:47,719 --> 00:42:50,160 Speaker 3: so you're gonna wear this dress for it? Or you're 938 00:42:50,160 --> 00:42:53,360 Speaker 3: gonna wear this one. Like thank God for Dad's like 939 00:42:53,480 --> 00:42:58,640 Speaker 3: Kellen's dad, because Kellen's spirit in with another like in 940 00:42:58,719 --> 00:43:01,640 Speaker 3: a child that has a different kind of father or mother, 941 00:43:01,880 --> 00:43:04,160 Speaker 3: or like thank God for the family and the people 942 00:43:04,239 --> 00:43:07,239 Speaker 3: around Kellen because he is a beautiful boy who is 943 00:43:07,360 --> 00:43:11,839 Speaker 3: just more himself than even I am after forty years 944 00:43:11,840 --> 00:43:13,799 Speaker 3: of trying to be myself, and he is just and 945 00:43:13,840 --> 00:43:18,960 Speaker 3: so is his sister Emory. They're just such beautiful kids 946 00:43:19,000 --> 00:43:21,239 Speaker 3: that are like so loved and like allowed to be 947 00:43:21,360 --> 00:43:25,759 Speaker 3: themselves in this just like just sweet supportive way that 948 00:43:25,880 --> 00:43:29,719 Speaker 3: is just it's everything that's good with It made me 949 00:43:29,840 --> 00:43:33,040 Speaker 3: like so proud to be an American. Oh, it was 950 00:43:33,120 --> 00:43:37,560 Speaker 3: just like this, like Michigan on the lake. Performing boats 951 00:43:37,560 --> 00:43:39,840 Speaker 3: were coming by, like what is going on? Like me 952 00:43:39,920 --> 00:43:42,600 Speaker 3: and Kellen are just singing all too well, and people 953 00:43:42,640 --> 00:43:45,520 Speaker 3: are coming by and paddle boards like what's happening? And 954 00:43:45,600 --> 00:43:49,000 Speaker 3: it was just so sweet. And Emory was starting middle 955 00:43:49,000 --> 00:43:52,520 Speaker 3: school today or on sorry Monday, and she was like, Oh, 956 00:43:52,520 --> 00:43:54,360 Speaker 3: I'm starting middle school, and she kind of knew the 957 00:43:54,400 --> 00:43:56,520 Speaker 3: gravity of that statement. She was like, oh, I'm starting 958 00:43:56,560 --> 00:43:59,400 Speaker 3: middle school tomorrow. And I go okay, and I'm like 959 00:43:59,440 --> 00:44:01,160 Speaker 3: packing up my it's like the end of the night, 960 00:44:01,200 --> 00:44:05,480 Speaker 3: and I'm like, I'll tell you. I'll tell her what 961 00:44:05,520 --> 00:44:09,919 Speaker 3: I said after we get up from brand Okay, we're back. 962 00:44:10,160 --> 00:44:12,640 Speaker 3: So Emory's like, I'm going to middle school tomorrow and 963 00:44:12,680 --> 00:44:15,879 Speaker 3: I'm like, I don't. I didn't even know like what 964 00:44:15,960 --> 00:44:18,000 Speaker 3: I wanted to say, but I just like had to 965 00:44:18,040 --> 00:44:21,960 Speaker 3: say something to her because it's obviously like so scary, 966 00:44:22,080 --> 00:44:24,719 Speaker 3: and I go, listen, you're a smart girl. I'm sure 967 00:44:24,760 --> 00:44:27,200 Speaker 3: you've heard about how tough it can be. And she's 968 00:44:27,280 --> 00:44:29,880 Speaker 3: like yeah, and I'm like, it is tough. It's gonna 969 00:44:29,920 --> 00:44:34,680 Speaker 3: be tough. Kids are mean, it sucks sometimes, but please remember, 970 00:44:34,760 --> 00:44:36,839 Speaker 3: no matter what happened, you're gonna have the best time, 971 00:44:37,040 --> 00:44:38,759 Speaker 3: but you're also gonna have some really bad times, just 972 00:44:38,800 --> 00:44:42,920 Speaker 3: as life. But just please. And she didn't ask for this, 973 00:44:42,960 --> 00:44:44,799 Speaker 3: by the way, I'm just like listen to me. I'm 974 00:44:44,840 --> 00:44:47,799 Speaker 3: like holding her shoulders, like you gotta listen to me. 975 00:44:47,840 --> 00:44:51,000 Speaker 3: What's Adam Sandler and what is it happy? What's the 976 00:44:51,160 --> 00:44:54,359 Speaker 3: Billy Madison where it's like he holds the kid's face 977 00:44:54,400 --> 00:44:56,880 Speaker 3: And it's like going, like that's what I'm doing to 978 00:44:56,960 --> 00:45:02,000 Speaker 3: this girl. It's gonna be hard like, but none of 979 00:45:02,040 --> 00:45:05,960 Speaker 3: it matters. I promise you. The thing that seems like 980 00:45:05,960 --> 00:45:08,800 Speaker 3: it's going to devastate your life and follow you around 981 00:45:08,800 --> 00:45:10,840 Speaker 3: for the rest of your life, like something that maybe 982 00:45:10,880 --> 00:45:13,080 Speaker 3: some kid latches onto and makes fun of you for 983 00:45:13,200 --> 00:45:16,800 Speaker 3: and the whole school knows about it, it means nothing. 984 00:45:17,000 --> 00:45:20,720 Speaker 3: I promise you, no matter what, none of it means anything. 985 00:45:21,080 --> 00:45:24,160 Speaker 3: And then I was like, well, that's just disparaging the 986 00:45:24,200 --> 00:45:28,200 Speaker 3: whole experience. That's just like invalidating middle school is just 987 00:45:28,239 --> 00:45:30,520 Speaker 3: it means nothing. You know, because sometimes I tell mom, 988 00:45:30,560 --> 00:45:32,360 Speaker 3: Mom will be worried about what she's wearing, and I go, no, 989 00:45:32,360 --> 00:45:34,440 Speaker 3: one's looking at you, Mom, it's not about like, and 990 00:45:34,480 --> 00:45:36,520 Speaker 3: I don't mean to say that to be mean to her, 991 00:45:36,840 --> 00:45:38,920 Speaker 3: but I'm just saying, like, ease up on yourself, like 992 00:45:38,960 --> 00:45:41,200 Speaker 3: no one's paying attention to this much detail of your 993 00:45:41,239 --> 00:45:44,680 Speaker 3: shoes plus the socks. And she goes, that is so rude, 994 00:45:45,120 --> 00:45:47,160 Speaker 3: and I'm like, no, I'm not saying like no one 995 00:45:47,320 --> 00:45:49,680 Speaker 3: sees you, but she's taking it that way because you 996 00:45:49,719 --> 00:45:51,239 Speaker 3: do feel less seen as an older woman. 997 00:45:51,440 --> 00:45:54,320 Speaker 4: But I just mean, like I think the kids though 998 00:45:54,360 --> 00:45:58,160 Speaker 4: it's hard to imagine the future so much. 999 00:45:58,320 --> 00:46:02,200 Speaker 3: No, because they're so presently. I was thinking, like would 1000 00:46:02,239 --> 00:46:04,560 Speaker 3: this have landed on me? Like, obviously I'm trying to 1001 00:46:04,560 --> 00:46:07,200 Speaker 3: say what I wanted someone to say to me back then, 1002 00:46:07,640 --> 00:46:09,320 Speaker 3: But I don't even know what I would have wanted 1003 00:46:09,320 --> 00:46:11,719 Speaker 3: to hear. Like if I don't know what she perceives me, 1004 00:46:11,880 --> 00:46:14,040 Speaker 3: does she even look at me as aspirational? She even 1005 00:46:14,080 --> 00:46:15,719 Speaker 3: like I hope I turn out like this girl, Like 1006 00:46:15,800 --> 00:46:18,000 Speaker 3: I'm putting all that on that, like she probably looks 1007 00:46:18,040 --> 00:46:19,880 Speaker 3: up to me. She doesn't care. I mean, she was like, 1008 00:46:19,960 --> 00:46:21,799 Speaker 3: will you move here? Like it was kind of cute. 1009 00:46:21,840 --> 00:46:23,880 Speaker 3: She was like you should move here because I was like, 1010 00:46:23,960 --> 00:46:25,680 Speaker 3: Chris and I should get a house up here. It's 1011 00:46:25,760 --> 00:46:27,200 Speaker 3: beautiful Michigan Lake. 1012 00:46:27,400 --> 00:46:28,600 Speaker 1: God, Michigan's gorgeous. 1013 00:46:28,640 --> 00:46:31,160 Speaker 3: I was like, I want to live here, Like why not? 1014 00:46:31,400 --> 00:46:33,920 Speaker 3: Like what is holding me? Family? 1015 00:46:36,040 --> 00:46:38,560 Speaker 2: You should have pulled her up to you and said, like, listen, 1016 00:46:38,600 --> 00:46:41,040 Speaker 2: you have to know about middle school. Your friend Jen 1017 00:46:41,320 --> 00:46:43,319 Speaker 2: is a bitch and she will betray you. 1018 00:46:46,800 --> 00:46:47,600 Speaker 3: What do you think? 1019 00:46:47,880 --> 00:46:48,040 Speaker 5: What? 1020 00:46:48,960 --> 00:46:50,040 Speaker 3: Like what do you even say to it? 1021 00:46:50,120 --> 00:46:50,200 Speaker 1: Is? 1022 00:46:50,480 --> 00:46:51,560 Speaker 3: Because I don't know that. 1023 00:46:52,480 --> 00:46:56,000 Speaker 1: Be sure of yourself, like be confident, Like that's the 1024 00:46:56,080 --> 00:46:58,400 Speaker 1: biggest thing. If you don't care what people think about 1025 00:46:58,520 --> 00:47:03,200 Speaker 1: how do you part that I know you can't so 1026 00:47:03,440 --> 00:47:06,240 Speaker 1: like you are an amazing person, You're a good person. 1027 00:47:06,600 --> 00:47:09,160 Speaker 3: Well I think so much to offer me that. I 1028 00:47:09,200 --> 00:47:11,320 Speaker 3: think that is good. But that takes a lot longer 1029 00:47:11,360 --> 00:47:13,239 Speaker 3: than just like here's twenty seconds of me giving you 1030 00:47:13,280 --> 00:47:14,560 Speaker 3: a pitch, like I was trying to think of the 1031 00:47:14,600 --> 00:47:17,839 Speaker 3: elevator pitch for like making it through middle school. And 1032 00:47:17,920 --> 00:47:20,919 Speaker 3: to me, it's about I just always thought things would 1033 00:47:20,920 --> 00:47:23,239 Speaker 3: follow me forever. I really did, Like I just thought 1034 00:47:23,280 --> 00:47:24,120 Speaker 3: there was no way. 1035 00:47:24,480 --> 00:47:25,360 Speaker 1: What trauma did you have? 1036 00:47:25,560 --> 00:47:27,680 Speaker 3: You know, like people finding out I peed, my wet 1037 00:47:27,760 --> 00:47:30,640 Speaker 3: my bad, people finding out that I picked my nose 1038 00:47:30,680 --> 00:47:32,319 Speaker 3: in sixth grade and that girl saw it and she 1039 00:47:32,400 --> 00:47:36,239 Speaker 3: told everyone. People finding out that my backpack is from 1040 00:47:36,280 --> 00:47:39,400 Speaker 3: Goodwill or like whatever the fuck it was like, or 1041 00:47:39,440 --> 00:47:41,839 Speaker 3: me wearing ugly shoes one day and one kid saying 1042 00:47:41,880 --> 00:47:44,000 Speaker 3: something and then everyone like kind of knowing that I 1043 00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:46,920 Speaker 3: have ugly shoes, like literal shit like that would be 1044 00:47:46,960 --> 00:47:50,000 Speaker 3: like I'll never outgrow this. And I don't know if 1045 00:47:50,000 --> 00:47:52,359 Speaker 3: anyone telling me that I would that it doesn't matter 1046 00:47:52,440 --> 00:47:56,560 Speaker 3: would have actually landed. Yeah, But what didn't help, which 1047 00:47:56,600 --> 00:47:58,480 Speaker 3: I think is said a lot, is that high school 1048 00:47:58,520 --> 00:48:01,360 Speaker 3: is the best years of your life or childhood, Like 1049 00:48:01,400 --> 00:48:02,880 Speaker 3: I wish I could go back to middle school was 1050 00:48:02,880 --> 00:48:06,399 Speaker 3: the best. That fucks with you because you go, oh, well, 1051 00:48:06,440 --> 00:48:09,040 Speaker 3: then if this isn't good, what's the point of any 1052 00:48:09,080 --> 00:48:11,759 Speaker 3: of it? And then I'm I'm then you know, I 1053 00:48:11,880 --> 00:48:16,520 Speaker 3: just I just want to prevent kids from ever hurting themselves, 1054 00:48:16,719 --> 00:48:18,840 Speaker 3: because that is something that like, I just feel like 1055 00:48:18,880 --> 00:48:21,439 Speaker 3: when you have such an underdeveloped brain and things seem 1056 00:48:21,560 --> 00:48:25,880 Speaker 3: so catastrophic and that there are kids that do that 1057 00:48:25,920 --> 00:48:27,520 Speaker 3: and you hear stories of that. It's like when I 1058 00:48:27,560 --> 00:48:30,560 Speaker 3: was in middle school, I didn't hear about kids doing that, 1059 00:48:31,160 --> 00:48:32,560 Speaker 3: and I think if I would have, it would have 1060 00:48:32,600 --> 00:48:34,600 Speaker 3: been like maybe a thing. I would have been like, 1061 00:48:34,680 --> 00:48:37,760 Speaker 3: maybe I'll try that. So I just like I am trying 1062 00:48:37,800 --> 00:48:40,000 Speaker 3: to Like, this girl's really strong and she did have 1063 00:48:40,040 --> 00:48:42,200 Speaker 3: a strong sense of self and I'm actually not worried 1064 00:48:42,200 --> 00:48:42,560 Speaker 3: about her. 1065 00:48:42,560 --> 00:48:45,200 Speaker 4: But she's gonna be okay because of the home that 1066 00:48:45,239 --> 00:48:51,720 Speaker 4: she lives and are very encouraging and. 1067 00:48:49,800 --> 00:48:51,200 Speaker 3: And I think that's rich. 1068 00:48:51,520 --> 00:48:52,600 Speaker 4: That's what kids need. 1069 00:48:53,200 --> 00:48:54,240 Speaker 3: They're definitely fine. 1070 00:48:54,719 --> 00:48:56,080 Speaker 2: I mean, if she's got a cabin on a lake, 1071 00:48:56,080 --> 00:48:57,400 Speaker 2: she's gonna have plenty of friends. 1072 00:48:57,880 --> 00:48:59,719 Speaker 3: It's not a cabin. It's just a house. But that's 1073 00:48:59,760 --> 00:49:01,759 Speaker 3: what I liked about it. Like, that's what I like 1074 00:49:01,800 --> 00:49:05,400 Speaker 3: about Michigan is that these people don't seem insanely rich, 1075 00:49:06,200 --> 00:49:09,840 Speaker 3: which I think I'm kind of disgusted by. They just 1076 00:49:09,960 --> 00:49:13,720 Speaker 3: seem like they're doing great and yet the lake is nice. 1077 00:49:13,840 --> 00:49:16,040 Speaker 3: Like it's not like I feel like there's lake living. 1078 00:49:16,239 --> 00:49:18,520 Speaker 3: I'm sorry to like when Chris talks about getting a 1079 00:49:18,600 --> 00:49:21,799 Speaker 3: lake house in Missouri. I'm just like where people just 1080 00:49:21,880 --> 00:49:26,400 Speaker 3: like dump you know, red Bull into like they'll just like, 1081 00:49:26,440 --> 00:49:30,320 Speaker 3: we'll fill it up with you know, red Bull because 1082 00:49:30,360 --> 00:49:33,120 Speaker 3: there's a drought, Like who cares. They're like fucking catfish 1083 00:49:33,160 --> 00:49:36,160 Speaker 3: and they're like coming all over different things. Like I 1084 00:49:36,200 --> 00:49:40,120 Speaker 3: just feel like Missouri doesn't really respect I just feel 1085 00:49:40,160 --> 00:49:45,280 Speaker 3: like lake living. It's just like Arah disturbing wildlife, plunging 1086 00:49:45,360 --> 00:49:48,560 Speaker 3: through this off roading through these rocks and messing up 1087 00:49:48,600 --> 00:49:50,680 Speaker 3: all these ants. Like you don't realize when you're like 1088 00:49:50,960 --> 00:49:54,719 Speaker 3: off roading through shallow creeks and driving through all the shit, 1089 00:49:55,120 --> 00:50:00,759 Speaker 3: you're killing thousands of organisms, literal thousands, if not millions 1090 00:50:00,760 --> 00:50:05,280 Speaker 3: of species of animals because you're, like I love nature. 1091 00:50:05,000 --> 00:50:07,080 Speaker 1: Disrupting their habitat. 1092 00:50:06,680 --> 00:50:09,600 Speaker 3: Yeah, and being loud, and Michigan just felt like people 1093 00:50:09,640 --> 00:50:12,640 Speaker 3: have like I'm sure there's that going on there too, 1094 00:50:12,719 --> 00:50:14,799 Speaker 3: but I'm like, I want to go to Michigan Lakes 1095 00:50:14,840 --> 00:50:17,719 Speaker 3: where it seems even though flint is notoriously dirty water like, 1096 00:50:18,040 --> 00:50:20,640 Speaker 3: the water seems pure. It doesn't seem like people are 1097 00:50:20,640 --> 00:50:25,520 Speaker 3: distracting nature. I just am always like, what if sorry 1098 00:50:25,520 --> 00:50:29,040 Speaker 3: to get political. Final thought. If you love the if 1099 00:50:29,040 --> 00:50:32,440 Speaker 3: you love hunting and nature so much, why do you 1100 00:50:32,480 --> 00:50:34,319 Speaker 3: want to vote for someone who doesn't give a fuck 1101 00:50:34,360 --> 00:50:37,920 Speaker 3: about any of it? If you love wildlife and buck 1102 00:50:38,000 --> 00:50:42,560 Speaker 3: hunting and being out and camping and off roading and 1103 00:50:42,840 --> 00:50:46,359 Speaker 3: four wheeling and all fishing, which I think a lot 1104 00:50:46,400 --> 00:50:49,160 Speaker 3: of people enjoy, why do you want to vote for 1105 00:50:49,200 --> 00:50:52,319 Speaker 3: someone who wants to ruin at all, who doesn't give 1106 00:50:52,360 --> 00:50:53,319 Speaker 3: a fuck about any of it? 1107 00:50:53,440 --> 00:50:57,120 Speaker 2: Why he doesn't vote. He doesn't believe in climate change. 1108 00:50:57,160 --> 00:50:58,880 Speaker 2: That's the difference. They don't believe because. 1109 00:50:58,760 --> 00:51:01,080 Speaker 3: Well, that's actually a helpful thing that actually makes sense 1110 00:51:01,120 --> 00:51:02,640 Speaker 3: to me, because if you love nature and you don't 1111 00:51:02,640 --> 00:51:04,719 Speaker 3: believe in climate change, you think that everything will be 1112 00:51:04,800 --> 00:51:06,960 Speaker 3: okay everything, And I think that is that I just 1113 00:51:07,000 --> 00:51:09,040 Speaker 3: answer my question. They just think everything will be okay, 1114 00:51:09,080 --> 00:51:13,319 Speaker 3: but just know that if you enjoy parks, they don't 1115 00:51:13,360 --> 00:51:14,239 Speaker 3: have any respect for those. 1116 00:51:14,320 --> 00:51:16,839 Speaker 2: I will say this, I've been to a great many 1117 00:51:17,000 --> 00:51:20,280 Speaker 2: national parks in our country, and by far the most 1118 00:51:20,280 --> 00:51:24,319 Speaker 2: despicable park I've been to because of the people was 1119 00:51:24,400 --> 00:51:28,640 Speaker 2: Hot Springs, which is in Arkansas, and going there it 1120 00:51:28,719 --> 00:51:32,760 Speaker 2: was like there was like a motorcycle and loud car 1121 00:51:32,840 --> 00:51:35,840 Speaker 2: parade happening twenty four to seven down the main street 1122 00:51:36,080 --> 00:51:39,400 Speaker 2: of Hot Springs. The people were disgusting and awful. I 1123 00:51:39,440 --> 00:51:42,319 Speaker 2: could not bear to be there for longer than five. 1124 00:51:42,520 --> 00:51:45,400 Speaker 3: It's not everyone down there, and everyone in Michigan is 1125 00:51:45,440 --> 00:51:48,920 Speaker 3: not like respectful and just like smelling the air and 1126 00:51:49,040 --> 00:51:52,520 Speaker 3: just only listening to like you know, gongs chiming as 1127 00:51:52,520 --> 00:51:55,160 Speaker 3: they meditate by the lake. Like ever, listen, this is 1128 00:51:55,239 --> 00:52:00,520 Speaker 3: happens everywhere, but there is we loudness in nature, fireworks 1129 00:52:00,520 --> 00:52:03,920 Speaker 3: setting off fireworks around nature. It's disgusting. It really is 1130 00:52:03,920 --> 00:52:06,200 Speaker 3: something that we need to like look into and be like, wow, 1131 00:52:06,239 --> 00:52:08,400 Speaker 3: we need to wake up and not do fireworks anymore 1132 00:52:08,400 --> 00:52:12,480 Speaker 3: on Fourth of July because it makes animals abandon their babies. 1133 00:52:12,480 --> 00:52:15,800 Speaker 3: They're freaked out. They don't understand it. They they don't 1134 00:52:15,840 --> 00:52:18,239 Speaker 3: know that you love America and that's why you're doing 1135 00:52:18,280 --> 00:52:21,440 Speaker 3: it like they they doesn't. They're not like, Wow, that's beautiful. 1136 00:52:21,480 --> 00:52:23,920 Speaker 3: Beavers aren't like look kids like. 1137 00:52:27,040 --> 00:52:29,600 Speaker 2: And traumatized George Washington. That's the only time you can 1138 00:52:29,600 --> 00:52:30,279 Speaker 2: get to do that. 1139 00:52:30,400 --> 00:52:33,480 Speaker 3: It's like there's nature is being totally destroyed. But like 1140 00:52:33,880 --> 00:52:38,360 Speaker 3: you're right, like, I I don't like going to Lauren 1141 00:52:38,480 --> 00:52:41,399 Speaker 3: just said Naglajaus And I hope that you didn't think 1142 00:52:41,440 --> 00:52:44,600 Speaker 3: she said anything except that because when you were talking 1143 00:52:44,640 --> 00:52:47,880 Speaker 3: about when you were talking about Arkansas, we we know 1144 00:52:47,960 --> 00:52:51,600 Speaker 3: some people from Arkansas and one time they were we 1145 00:52:51,600 --> 00:52:53,120 Speaker 3: were kids and we were hanging out with these people 1146 00:52:53,120 --> 00:52:56,080 Speaker 3: that we are friends, our family is friends with and 1147 00:52:56,480 --> 00:52:59,120 Speaker 3: the kids were telling they were just like teenagers, like 1148 00:52:59,200 --> 00:53:00,440 Speaker 3: trying to be like kind of. 1149 00:53:00,440 --> 00:53:02,839 Speaker 1: They were like preteens, yeah they were, but they were 1150 00:53:02,880 --> 00:53:06,520 Speaker 1: talking about yeah we like we were, and we were 1151 00:53:06,560 --> 00:53:07,640 Speaker 1: like what are. 1152 00:53:07,719 --> 00:53:10,120 Speaker 3: They're like, We're gonna say the law, and we were like, 1153 00:53:10,480 --> 00:53:12,640 Speaker 3: we don't know what that is. So we just kept 1154 00:53:12,640 --> 00:53:14,879 Speaker 3: calling them negla how because we didn't know. We come 1155 00:53:14,920 --> 00:53:18,320 Speaker 3: to find out they were saying naked live hose really fast. 1156 00:53:18,320 --> 00:53:21,319 Speaker 3: So we just call them nay laws. Now the people 1157 00:53:21,360 --> 00:53:22,840 Speaker 3: were talking about like strippers. 1158 00:53:22,960 --> 00:53:23,719 Speaker 1: Yeah, they wanted to see. 1159 00:53:24,040 --> 00:53:26,759 Speaker 3: They were eleven years old and these little boys were 1160 00:53:26,760 --> 00:53:30,240 Speaker 3: going negla hows and we were and we. 1161 00:53:30,120 --> 00:53:32,920 Speaker 5: Thought it was the little joke about it till twenty 1162 00:53:33,360 --> 00:53:34,239 Speaker 5: twenty years later. 1163 00:53:35,160 --> 00:53:38,800 Speaker 2: The solution to fireworks is forthcoming. And if you followed, 1164 00:53:39,000 --> 00:53:41,440 Speaker 2: you kept up with this curerent season if America's got talent, 1165 00:53:41,480 --> 00:53:45,000 Speaker 2: which I oh, that's right. Oh, so you know about. 1166 00:53:44,800 --> 00:53:45,600 Speaker 1: Drones of the future. 1167 00:53:45,680 --> 00:53:47,680 Speaker 3: I have seen the drones. It's a peaceful firework and 1168 00:53:47,719 --> 00:53:50,600 Speaker 3: it's beautiful and you can get much better visuals and 1169 00:53:50,680 --> 00:53:52,120 Speaker 3: shapes and words. 1170 00:53:52,280 --> 00:53:54,799 Speaker 2: I think that people are gonna say fireworks are lame 1171 00:53:54,920 --> 00:53:57,480 Speaker 2: drones or what's what? Can we saw that in Vegas? 1172 00:53:57,520 --> 00:53:59,400 Speaker 2: I remember we saw the drones in Vegas. 1173 00:53:59,560 --> 00:54:02,719 Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, I feel like they're already using them a lot. 1174 00:54:03,000 --> 00:54:06,200 Speaker 3: But I can't wait for like it to apparent embarrassing 1175 00:54:06,320 --> 00:54:08,600 Speaker 3: to use fireworks like I can't wait for that term 1176 00:54:08,680 --> 00:54:11,960 Speaker 3: in culture where we realize, oh my god, this disrupts 1177 00:54:12,000 --> 00:54:15,640 Speaker 3: the environment. And first of all, dogs it's just education. 1178 00:54:15,800 --> 00:54:19,600 Speaker 1: Nobody is I mean, people are slowly realizing yeah that 1179 00:54:19,719 --> 00:54:21,400 Speaker 1: it just it's affecting. 1180 00:54:21,080 --> 00:54:23,719 Speaker 2: I's not gonna work. Making them slowly realize that it 1181 00:54:23,719 --> 00:54:25,839 Speaker 2: has negative effects on nature is not gonna work. It 1182 00:54:25,840 --> 00:54:29,120 Speaker 2: needs to be They're not that cool, They're lame, they're boring. 1183 00:54:29,280 --> 00:54:29,959 Speaker 2: That's how you get. 1184 00:54:29,840 --> 00:54:32,040 Speaker 3: Them being Yeah. Well, Chris sent me a bumper sticker 1185 00:54:32,080 --> 00:54:34,440 Speaker 3: of a guy in his car. He saw it on 1186 00:54:34,480 --> 00:54:39,000 Speaker 3: Reddit and it said only gay cops pull me over. No, 1187 00:54:39,360 --> 00:54:42,359 Speaker 3: only gay cops give me a ticket. So it's only 1188 00:54:42,400 --> 00:54:45,680 Speaker 3: for like he gets pulled over, and then that cop 1189 00:54:45,800 --> 00:54:47,960 Speaker 3: has to make a decision, like the worst thing a 1190 00:54:47,960 --> 00:54:50,719 Speaker 3: cop I can imagine. What Like the cop where this 1191 00:54:50,760 --> 00:54:53,920 Speaker 3: guy's from is like, I'm not gay, So like if 1192 00:54:53,920 --> 00:54:57,279 Speaker 3: he writes the ticket the guy, he is saying he's 1193 00:54:57,360 --> 00:54:59,480 Speaker 3: gay based on the bumper sticker, but he's also like, 1194 00:54:59,560 --> 00:55:01,000 Speaker 3: can't give into the bubber sticker. 1195 00:55:01,080 --> 00:55:07,080 Speaker 6: But like I think most cops would just go, like fine, 1196 00:55:07,200 --> 00:55:10,120 Speaker 6: a report that in there's like this I saw this, 1197 00:55:10,239 --> 00:55:15,880 Speaker 6: like you know, frontline episode type whatever TikTok where they 1198 00:55:15,880 --> 00:55:18,480 Speaker 6: were doing a news report about these these two black people. 1199 00:55:18,600 --> 00:55:20,640 Speaker 3: And I think in the Deep South that have like 1200 00:55:20,640 --> 00:55:23,520 Speaker 3: a Trump store that's like pro Trump, and they sell 1201 00:55:23,560 --> 00:55:26,480 Speaker 3: this thing called the white Privileged card, and it looks 1202 00:55:26,520 --> 00:55:28,560 Speaker 3: like an American Express card, but it's like it's white 1203 00:55:28,600 --> 00:55:31,320 Speaker 3: and it just says white privileged card, like I'm white 1204 00:55:31,360 --> 00:55:35,000 Speaker 3: since blah blah blah or whatever. And the reporter goes 1205 00:55:35,040 --> 00:55:37,600 Speaker 3: who buys these, and they go white people, and then 1206 00:55:37,840 --> 00:55:40,239 Speaker 3: it goes into this whole thing of like people, the 1207 00:55:40,560 --> 00:55:42,879 Speaker 3: people that were buying the cargo. Yeah, I give this, 1208 00:55:43,120 --> 00:55:44,880 Speaker 3: and when they ask for my license, I give them this, 1209 00:55:44,920 --> 00:55:46,480 Speaker 3: and I get let out of tickets all the time. 1210 00:55:46,880 --> 00:55:50,839 Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, I saw that, kid. 1211 00:55:51,960 --> 00:55:55,160 Speaker 3: I can't believe that would work, So try it now. 1212 00:55:55,160 --> 00:55:58,000 Speaker 3: I'm just kidding. I'm getting vanity license plate. Did I 1213 00:55:58,000 --> 00:55:58,600 Speaker 3: tell you guys this? 1214 00:55:59,840 --> 00:56:00,440 Speaker 1: You told me. 1215 00:56:01,719 --> 00:56:06,320 Speaker 3: I'll talk about it on the the the pay walled episode, 1216 00:56:06,320 --> 00:56:07,960 Speaker 3: because I don't want people knowing what my license plate 1217 00:56:08,000 --> 00:56:10,640 Speaker 3: is unless you pay for it, which we have coming 1218 00:56:10,719 --> 00:56:12,480 Speaker 3: up or doing right after this. We have a show 1219 00:56:12,480 --> 00:56:14,160 Speaker 3: for you tomorrow, though. Don't worry. 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And 1228 00:56:37,840 --> 00:56:40,040 Speaker 3: then I was like, oh, because I'm a Diamond member 1229 00:56:40,080 --> 00:56:43,279 Speaker 3: and I'm zipping through no ads is amazing, you guys. 1230 00:56:43,280 --> 00:56:44,560 Speaker 3: So if you want to pay, I think it's five 1231 00:56:44,719 --> 00:56:47,880 Speaker 3: ninety nine a month for a month something like that. 1232 00:56:48,880 --> 00:56:51,200 Speaker 3: You get an extra episode every month from us, and 1233 00:56:51,239 --> 00:56:54,280 Speaker 3: you get no ads on all the big money shows, 1234 00:56:54,320 --> 00:56:57,120 Speaker 3: which include a lot of hilarious. 1235 00:56:56,800 --> 00:57:00,439 Speaker 2: And if you use the code besties at checkout work 1236 00:57:01,520 --> 00:57:01,839 Speaker 2: but you. 1237 00:57:01,880 --> 00:57:06,440 Speaker 3: Be typing in that's so funny. All right, guys, thank 1238 00:57:06,480 --> 00:57:09,000 Speaker 3: you for listening. We'll see you tomorrow. 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