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Speaker 1: Hey, kity misconnections. That was me staring.

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Speaker 2: There's only two places to find true love in this world.

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Speaker 2: One is at the lumberyard after dark, when you ask

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Speaker 2: the foreman what type of wood he has to offer.

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Speaker 1: The second place.

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Speaker 2: The second place is at that same lumberyard when the

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Speaker 2: foreman asked you back, what type of wood you bring

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Speaker 2: for me?

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Speaker 1: Good night? At that lumberyard.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, and there's actually a third place where you

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Speaker 2: can find love. It's on Craigslist, the lumberyard of the Internet.

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Speaker 2: We scour that website every week to find the best

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Speaker 2: misconnections they have to offer, like this first one titled

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Speaker 2: love at First height Man for Woman thirties Hot air

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Speaker 2: Balloon Ride.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, it says hi, or should I say Hi?

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Speaker 1: I get it hot air balloon joke, trying not to laugh.

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Speaker 2: We were in the same group that won the hot

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Speaker 2: air balloon ride at the charity auction Wow.

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Speaker 3: For a second, I get it now won the experience.

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Speaker 2: At first, I felt awkward being the only man in

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Speaker 2: a basket full of women, But then I noticed that

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Speaker 2: all of you had on the same T shirts that

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Speaker 2: said f y F, which I later learned stood for

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Speaker 2: face your Fears.

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Speaker 1: Oh my goodness.

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Speaker 2: As we went up higher, more of you laid on

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Speaker 2: the bottom of the basket.

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Speaker 1: And cried, Oh the fear. Still I didn't.

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Speaker 2: Mind, though, because you were the cutest and the last

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Speaker 2: one left standing.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, funny.

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Speaker 2: At one point I made my way over to you,

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Speaker 2: and I may have stepped on a hand or two

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Speaker 2: in the process. Sorry, but you must have felt comfortable

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Speaker 2: around me because you held onto my arms so tight.

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Speaker 2: I thought you were taking my blood pressure.

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Speaker 1: Okay, oh flirty, that's.

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Speaker 3: Not flirting, sir, literally thinking she's going to die.

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Speaker 2: I tried to get to know you in between your

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Speaker 2: screams and shakes, but it was a challenge.

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Speaker 1: So what do you like to do on the weekend?

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Speaker 2: She just terrified after you threw up over the side.

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Speaker 2: I even tried to make you smile by yelling.

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Speaker 1: Free bird food. Oh kind of funny.

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Speaker 2: Ninety minutes later, we took in the stunning views as

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Speaker 2: I held your hair back. If I'm being honest, I'm

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Speaker 2: not sure what was more colorful, the sunset or the

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Speaker 2: contents of your big lunch.

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Speaker 1: Jolly sup question Mark, No, No, it's.

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Speaker 3: Just liquid when it comes out, sir.

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Speaker 2: I never expected such a connection would occur for me

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Speaker 2: five thousand feet above the ground.

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Speaker 1: But it did. Maybe we do it again for our

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Speaker 1: second date.

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Speaker 2: The lady running the balloon felt bad for me and

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Speaker 2: gave me a free companion pass.

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Speaker 1: Oh wait, wow, feel bad for him.

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Speaker 2: It was the other one, her pug over the side

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Speaker 2: that signed Adam Oh.

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Speaker 3: Alexis found one that doesn't mind a pukerman there.

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Speaker 2: This next misconnection is titled type O officially Smitten Woman

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Speaker 2: for Man Forty's Blood Mobile.

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Speaker 1: Yes, says you might remember me.

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Speaker 2: I was the dark haired, divorced soccer mom with the

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Speaker 2: green windbreaker that smelled like banana fruit.

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Speaker 1: Let up.

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Speaker 2: I took a break from watching my kids game to

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Speaker 2: do the right thing and give.

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Speaker 3: Some blood your child's game. I mean they're playing, there's

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Speaker 3: a coach there.

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Speaker 1: It's not like they're abandoning their kids.

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Speaker 2: Sure, she says, I'm glad I did because I met you.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll be honest.

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Speaker 2: Normally I hate needles, but with muscles like that, I

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Speaker 2: could tell you had experienced poking people.

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Speaker 1: Okay, and boy did I need to be poked. Oh Okay.

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Speaker 2: Sitting in that tiny space with you reminded me of

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Speaker 2: my old Honda Odyssey that I got rid of a

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Speaker 2: couple of years ago after my third kid. Oh specific

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Speaker 2: I tried focusing on your gorgeous blue eyes while you

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Speaker 2: were strapping me in, but my fight or flight instinct

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Speaker 2: took over. Did I really kick you in the temple

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Speaker 2: or was that just a dream?

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Speaker 1: Sorry? If that happened.

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Speaker 2: The good thing is I got through it, and at

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Speaker 2: the end you offered me a cookie.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's the best part of.

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Speaker 1: Giving blood Funny. I was thinking I could give you

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Speaker 1: the same thing.

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Speaker 2: Okay, and mine is oatmeal raisin swing by next weekend

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Speaker 2: if you're working, make sure that little blood bless has

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Speaker 2: a lock on the door.

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Speaker 1: That's from Denise.

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Speaker 3: I'm still upset about the already she could have gone

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Speaker 3: with even snickerdoodle first.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, let's go to your next misconnection. This is titled

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Speaker 2: strings Definitely Attached oh Man for Woman twenties Subway station.

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Speaker 3: Huh.

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Speaker 2: I was performing a duet with my purple Russian muppet,

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Speaker 2: even the furrible.

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Speaker 1: When I saw you.

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Speaker 2: You were the stunning brunette that threw her heel at

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Speaker 2: the subway car after you missed your training.

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Speaker 3: Ah.

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Speaker 2: You stared at me and screamed something about the Sephora

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Speaker 2: closing soon.

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Speaker 1: I was speechless.

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Speaker 2: Luckily, somebody broke the tension when Ivan asked, what's wrong?

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Speaker 1: Can I help you?

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Speaker 2: You came closer, and that gave us an opportunity to

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Speaker 2: perform one of our most popular skits, Putin and Stalin

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Speaker 2: stuck in an elevator. Back and forth we went, Me

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Speaker 2: with my Russian hat and Ivan with his military uniform,

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Speaker 2: discussing political purges amidst agricultural collectivisation.

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Speaker 1: Sounds boring. So many laughs.

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Speaker 2: It was a hoot, and you seemed slightly amused. But

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Speaker 2: you may have been drunk.

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Speaker 1: When the next.

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Speaker 2: Train arrived, you tried to give Ivan a smooch, but

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Speaker 2: your knockoff product got caught on his strings. I tugged, you, tugged,

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Speaker 2: Ivan even tugged. Finally, the strings on his hands gave way,

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Speaker 2: like the crumbling of the Berlin Wall. You got on

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Speaker 2: the train and said it was the weirdest night of

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Speaker 2: your life.

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Speaker 1: Quite the compliment.

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Speaker 2: Reply back, and I'll tell you date and time of

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Speaker 2: our next subway platform performance.

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Speaker 1: That signed Alexi. I thought he thought he wanted to

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Speaker 1: go her.

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Speaker 3: He just wants another audience.

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Speaker 1: Those are your Craigslist misconnections. For the week. We got

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Speaker 1: your phone tap coming up in just a few minutes.

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Speaker 3: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,