Speaker 1: You're listening to Comedy Central. A woman's right to choose
Speaker 1: as being eroded across this country, and as a man,
Speaker 1: I've been paying very close half attention to this issue
Speaker 1: for several weeks. Thousands of people are standing up for
Speaker 1: a woman's right to choose. After nearly fifty years, the
Speaker 1: nation's highest court overturns Row versus Wade, taking away the
Speaker 1: constitutional right to an abortion. It's saying that we're going
Speaker 1: all the way back to the way things were in
Speaker 1: nine It's a war on women. That's what it is.
Speaker 1: To investigate more into women's reproductive rights. I went to
Speaker 1: the obvious choice a man, meet Dr Guradi, who trained
Speaker 1: in family medicine and obstetrics. Let's talk about some of
Speaker 1: these anti abortion laws that are popping up. I mean,
Speaker 1: right now, women that want to have an abortion have
Speaker 1: to leave the state like it's Ted Cruz during an emergency.
Speaker 1: It seems that we either punish, criticize, and judge just
Speaker 1: wimen and that and that is an issue because men,
Speaker 1: actually we're part of the of that reproductive process. It
Speaker 1: takes two to tango, and and the man seem to
Speaker 1: be absent in this in this whole discussion. You're right,
Speaker 1: and we can protest, and we can vote, and we
Speaker 1: can get a sector and what did you just say,
Speaker 1: get a vasectomy? Okay, okay, slow down, slow down. Isn't
Speaker 1: that a bit zero to a hundred? We maybe tickle
Speaker 1: the balls before we slice them off. We don't slice
Speaker 1: testicles off, Michael. Yes. For decades, women have have carried
Speaker 1: the burden of contraception. Men in general have assumed that
Speaker 1: reproductive decisions fall on the shoulders of women. So getting
Speaker 1: more of a sectomy is actually it's going to show
Speaker 1: that we care, that we want to participate. It is
Speaker 1: not that's not all, but that's a very good first step.
Speaker 1: Cutting off the balls is the good first step. Do
Speaker 1: you understand what I a sect to me? Is? Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's when you removes the sect in me. You actually
Speaker 1: interrupt a tiny little too called the vast different, vast difference.
Speaker 1: You interrupt that, I know, but could keep continue. The
Speaker 1: vast difference is a small structure that comes out of
Speaker 1: the testic out of the testing. That's what the best
Speaker 1: difference of the testicles. Please try to sports the sperm,
Speaker 1: sperm and put it into the seaman so that it
Speaker 1: comes out right through the penis and then you can
Speaker 1: get somebody pregnant penis. Do you have to wear one
Speaker 1: of those cones? That's what my dog has to do. No,
Speaker 1: you don't. If I get a vasectomy, how high will
Speaker 1: my voice go after that? It will not? I will
Speaker 1: be doctor. Dr G did my vasectomy? Listen, Michael, It
Speaker 1: is responsible to do something like that because you are
Speaker 1: being part of the of the reproductive decisions. And Dr
Speaker 1: G wasn't alone in his beliefs of neutering men to
Speaker 1: make the world a better place. About a half million
Speaker 1: vasectomies are performed in the United States every year doctors.
Speaker 1: That number may be increasing in Texas following the passage
Speaker 1: of the state's Heartbeat Act. That's right. So far there's
Speaker 1: been a fifteen percent surge of vasectomy is motivated by
Speaker 1: the state law. Have you ever had a vasectomy? Yes?
Speaker 1: I did my own astectomy. You did it? I did it?
Speaker 1: Was it like a moment of extreme horniness and you
Speaker 1: had to do it right then? And there? Listen. The
Speaker 1: point here is not I did my vasectomy. That is
Speaker 1: the point. Are there any other medical procedures you've performed
Speaker 1: on yourself? Crazy? Doctor? Point? Is it? It? Is so
Speaker 1: simple that if the surgeon decides to do it, and
Speaker 1: he's able to do it, then older men should have
Speaker 1: no problem getting that procedure done. Okay, what about just
Speaker 1: the pullout method. The pullout method doesn't work. It doesn't.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Oh my god. Maybe Dr G was
Speaker 1: onto something, but I wanted to hear from a regular
Speaker 1: old Joe who wasn't a doctor, a completely normal American
Speaker 1: who was willing to get his scrow to touched. Didn't
Speaker 1: let me watch. Why are you getting it a sect?
Speaker 1: To me? I'm getting one because my wife has already
Speaker 1: went through, you know, childbirth and all those different hormone changes.
Speaker 1: So I just figured that of a secton me was
Speaker 1: something that I could do to help take some of
Speaker 1: that burden off of her. You know, I have a kid,
Speaker 1: she's cute, two years old. There are good days, right,
Speaker 1: those are nice, those good days, and there are bad days.
Speaker 1: You know, yesterday she wouldn't eat. So I've made her
Speaker 1: some oatmeal, and she keeps taking the spoon and throwing
Speaker 1: the spoon and I would say no throw, and then
Speaker 1: she'd say no throw, and then I would pick up
Speaker 1: the spoon and give back to her, and then she
Speaker 1: would throw it, and then I'm like, okay, so you're
Speaker 1: not gonna eat. So then then I try to put
Speaker 1: pants on her, but she won't put her pants on.
Speaker 1: If anything, she ripped off her diaper and it's filled
Speaker 1: with all this like gross yearn and pooh, and she
Speaker 1: throws the diaper up, and now the dog is eating
Speaker 1: the diaper filled with pooh. And I'm going, do I
Speaker 1: love my kid? I think I love my kid? You know,
Speaker 1: I tell her I love her all the time, but
Speaker 1: she never says anything back. If anything, she just takes
Speaker 1: takes take. You know, here I am making all this
Speaker 1: money and she's just is throwing her diapers and throwing
Speaker 1: the oatmeal. It's hard being apparent. Man. Maybe I should
Speaker 1: get a vas sect of me. You should look into it.
Speaker 1: You're a cool guy. I think it's cool you're doing this.
Speaker 1: And if people at home, you know, aren't sure if
Speaker 1: Travis is a cool dude, He's sunglasses are on his
Speaker 1: head for an indoor interview. I mean, if anything that
Speaker 1: communicates your bad mother, definitely, I look forward to seeing
Speaker 1: your scruttel sack and the left and right fast efference.
Speaker 1: I'm sure Travis had some great memories with his uncut,
Speaker 1: fast deference. But now it was time to say goodbye,
Speaker 1: Oh Desnu's the pipes. The pipes say, just snow more, Snip, snip, joy,
Speaker 1: the carefully say, if change your more, it's totally versable.
Speaker 1: Sleepless nights You'll still have none, but it won't be
Speaker 1: from unwanted shield. We're done, what We're done, You're done.
Speaker 1: I haven't even gotten to my other verse. I mean,
Speaker 1: that's fast, all right. No more Travis seeds to impregnate women.
Speaker 1: That's a hero. And while getting a vasectomy is not
Speaker 1: a solution and helping women with their reproductive rights, it
Speaker 1: is a snip in the right direction. What's the Daily
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