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Speaker 1: Welcome back to another episode of Alchemy that I'm your host.

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Speaker 1: Kevin Pollock. Yes, that Kevin Pollock. What's that? Well, I'll

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Speaker 1: tell you this. That kind of attitude is gonna land

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Speaker 1: you in the slammer, so watch your ass, boy, But

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Speaker 1: I digress. Let's meet o rockamists, shall we? And overlook

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Speaker 1: killer orders? Say hello, but that's a ragolamination. How old

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Speaker 1: is your son? He? Please tell me again what he

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Speaker 1: said as he entered my home five years old. We're

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Speaker 1: coming the gate and he's like, this is beautiful, right?

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Speaker 1: How many adults live here? Many adults? Why do you

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Speaker 1: think that number was in his head? When I said too,

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Speaker 1: he was shocked. The train is definitely not leaving the

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Speaker 1: station now because Joey Greer's here too. Joemy, like we

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Speaker 1: know each other. How many corners of the world have

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Speaker 1: you been to? And which ones? Please? Well? First off,

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Speaker 1: the world is flat and corners. I've been to six

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Speaker 1: of the corners. Sex, okay, which one was your favorite? Probably? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Top left was a great already checked out? Wash your

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Speaker 1: shoes and say what the hell did Greg Kikowski were

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Speaker 1: in Los Angeles? Do you go if your favorite French fries?

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Speaker 1: You know, I never get tired of in and ounce

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Speaker 1: fries really damn good. And you make a manimal style

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Speaker 1: like you tried five guys fries with the skin still

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Speaker 1: on double cooked. Nope, I'm not gonna work there, all

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Speaker 1: right there, all right, it's not your cup of tea.

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Speaker 1: I got it. I got it like thin thin, no fat. Uh.

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Speaker 1: And last, but least if you can do, but least

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Speaker 1: you can do is help me. Welcome back, James Heeny,

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Speaker 1: I thank you, Dr Hey, will see you now. When

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Speaker 1: was your last complete physical? And what did you think

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Speaker 1: of during the prostate exam? Well, I'll tell you the

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Speaker 1: honest truth. I haven't been to a real doctor in

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Speaker 1: almost twenty years. But I did go to the pot doctor.

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Speaker 1: Wait wait, yeah, I gotta break down. Yeah sorry, uh,

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Speaker 1: real doctor doctor. So what is that? Well, it means

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Speaker 1: that I wanted back before it was legal to get

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Speaker 1: a card to smoke marijuana legally, and I went to

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Speaker 1: a pot doctor. Just a brief conversation and then you

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Speaker 1: can take your blood pressure and then and then this

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Speaker 1: guy suggests and astate exam. Well I don't know if

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Speaker 1: that was an exam that he fingered me. And uh,

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Speaker 1: and he did say you know he should go to

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Speaker 1: a real doctor. Your blood pressure is going crazy and

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Speaker 1: every year I'm really well. He said that I have

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Speaker 1: high blood pressure, sure, and he can see that on

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Speaker 1: a one of those things in your arm. I'm like,

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Speaker 1: come on, well, one of those things on your arm

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Speaker 1: is actually sign Yeah, I guess basically a floaty device

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Speaker 1: and you have a nice sash, but inside there's a

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Speaker 1: lot of issues. Yeah, there's always a cast physical of course,

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Speaker 1: we all know before you started working on a thing. Well, Joey,

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Speaker 1: listen up, and uh so what it's really the single

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Speaker 1: most bullshit exam ever. I mean, it's like your temperature

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Speaker 1: and and stethoscope to your heart and I don't even

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Speaker 1: think blood pressure really, And then there's always like a

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Speaker 1: questionnaire you have to fill out. It's all about have

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Speaker 1: you been denied insurance on a production because of a

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Speaker 1: drug problem, which is really the only reason you're there.

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Speaker 1: And uh I went into one of them with like

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Speaker 1: a really bad cold, and I said, should I do

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Speaker 1: like a silence thing where? And he said, yeah, you

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Speaker 1: should talk to a doctor, are you quote? And this

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Speaker 1: is a doctor with a plaque of the wall and

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Speaker 1: just autography test. He might have been a pot doctor.

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Speaker 1: It sounds all this is to be four because I'm

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Speaker 1: a hundred and five. Alright, let's get to our first

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Speaker 1: own James Heeney uh pleaded with you to please step

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Speaker 1: this dot com. Our first scene suggestion comes from a

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Speaker 1: listener named Hank, who wrote, Hey, y'all love the podcast.

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Speaker 1: I'd love to hear what you would do with this.

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Speaker 1: Jimmy Jack James Heeney gets interrogated by aggressive cops FBI,

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Speaker 1: d E, A, et cetera for a crime he simply

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Speaker 1: did not commit, though he can't convince them otherwise. Thanks

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Speaker 1: for making such wonderful content, Hank. Look, James is inside there, Okay,

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Speaker 1: I need to talk to him. You need to talk

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Speaker 1: to him. Okay. I don't know what he's been helpful.

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Speaker 1: I don't know why he's in there, ma'am, ma'am please, yes?

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Speaker 1: Can I get you something? A coffee of water. I

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Speaker 1: don't want to coffee water. No, I don't want boost

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Speaker 1: coffee water down down. I don't want to need downdowns

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Speaker 1: or ups ups. I need my James E James, Okay,

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Speaker 1: get him now? Would be a great time to sign

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Speaker 1: up for a dating site. Man. Yeah, she's got a

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Speaker 1: good point. What do you say he's going to be there?

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Speaker 1: And definitely I don't about it, definitely, But have you

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Speaker 1: been on Tinda? Have that? Tell me? And James Matt okay,

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Speaker 1: so you don't mind it, Corey mind. I just wanted

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Speaker 1: to find somebody in James swipe and left because Julia

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Speaker 1: and I were talking about earlier. This doesn't mean giving

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Speaker 1: a percentage basis number hot little piece like you my ballpark?

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Speaker 1: Yeah park before James? Is that normal? Is a gal

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Speaker 1: on the bad? There's no there's no bad was a

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Speaker 1: little horsh. No, you can't say that. I can't say that.

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Speaker 1: I can say you wipe on. Everybody got as yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: So Jimmy Jack, James Heeney, you can just call me James.

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Speaker 1: How many of those are your real names? Just well,

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Speaker 1: the beginning and the ending, the elphat Jimmy, Well, I'd

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Speaker 1: really rather there James Heeney, but Jimmy Jack, James Heeney. Well,

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Speaker 1: when I was born, people called me Jimmy because I

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Speaker 1: was a baby, and as I got more and more adults,

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Speaker 1: Jimmy because you were a baby. I mean it was

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Speaker 1: it was like that you call a kid Jimmy. Most

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Speaker 1: adults have to get a grown up name at some point. Jimmy, Jimmy.

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Speaker 1: I need you to get up and brush your teeth. Okay,

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Speaker 1: all right, I will. It's your second birthday and you're

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Speaker 1: speaking a lot, which is impressive. But we need you

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Speaker 1: to brush those teeth. Okay. And as soon as you

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Speaker 1: brush them, baby, no more Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy's gone. You'll

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Speaker 1: be James. Today's the day. If you can brash your teeth,

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Speaker 1: you're not Jimmy anymore. No help. So what's the first,

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Speaker 1: Jimmy's let's brush your way, Jimmy. What's the first thing

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Speaker 1: we get tooth? Paint down? Brush? This isn't gonna horror.

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Speaker 1: You got another year, Jimmy, We got another year, Jimmy. Hey, Jimmy,

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Speaker 1: welcome to the Social Security Office. We just needed to

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Speaker 1: make sure that you're ready to take the name James

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Speaker 1: and drop Jimmy if you're an adult. Okay, okay, how

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Speaker 1: I feel like I'm pretty close to ready make contact

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Speaker 1: with Okay, alright, stop playing around things on my desk.

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Speaker 1: What is this? This looks like it depends. It's different

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Speaker 1: color pens. If I push the difference? You just what

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Speaker 1: you weren't sure that that was a pen? Well, there's

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Speaker 1: just so many colors to choose from with one pen. Okay, Jimmy, Okay,

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Speaker 1: Now we're gonna ask you some questions. Okay, and we'll

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Speaker 1: go from there. Okay, Okay. You're driving forty on the highway.

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Speaker 1: You're making a left turn of semi trucks in your

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Speaker 1: rear view mirror. How much time do you give before

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Speaker 1: you make the turn? Oh god, I have no idea

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Speaker 1: immediately okay, all right. You have two dependents, one of

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Speaker 1: which is older than you, one of which is younger.

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Speaker 1: If you're making four dollars a year, half of that

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Speaker 1: goes to the government. Why, oh my god, what's the

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Speaker 1: undn't what's it? Okay? I'm sorry, we just denied your

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Speaker 1: claim to be called I'm sorry. So you're here for

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Speaker 1: social security fraud. I don't think this is correct, honestly

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Speaker 1: and illegal left hand turn? Well yeah, I mean it's

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Speaker 1: I thought you could go red red take a left

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Speaker 1: if you stopped murder. No, that can't be true. That's

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Speaker 1: what I have down here. No, let me see that paper.

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Speaker 1: I can't let that. Sorry, I gave you one of

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Speaker 1: the wrong papers. Okay, can see one of these papers

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Speaker 1: is wrong here, it's the it's the left hand turn.

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Speaker 1: When I got that? Guy? Oh good, good, close it.

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Speaker 1: H hell, I love being an Is it possible? Hey?

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Speaker 1: Uh stand Starry shout you interrupt? That's all right. I

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Speaker 1: think I might have written rumor wrong. I think I

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Speaker 1: wrote murder. Okay, yeah, yeah, all right, you're here for

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Speaker 1: attempted rumor. Okay, I think that this What if the

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Speaker 1: hell is going on in the office? Huh? We got

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Speaker 1: papers being misfiled, people misspelling the murder started this buddy

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Speaker 1: cop system. We're buddying up, but the buddy system doesn't

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Speaker 1: work because we're not we're not communicating, we're not buddy

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Speaker 1: all right, goddamn everyone, that's it. Everyone off. Sorry, we're

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Speaker 1: and buddying up. Okay, I want us to become best friends.

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Speaker 1: Elliott still my buddy. Yes, he's mad at me the paper.

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Speaker 1: I don't care. Well, you can you help us? Okay

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Speaker 1: before we go to the theme park. You're not right

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Speaker 1: me to take your gundamn badges and your gun right now,

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Speaker 1: wouldn't push your tickets. It's too hot. The Michael Man right,

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Speaker 1: all right, you're gonna get on that. You're gonna gun

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Speaker 1: not gonna have that guy just new News. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: he's going with you. Come on, all right, Manetti's going

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Speaker 1: We're going to take him done Disneyland, Disneyland, disney Shman.

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Speaker 1: I don't give a hell. All right, you got two

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Speaker 1: tickets and that's hit. What are you doing today? Sarge,

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Speaker 1: I'm collecting myself. I recently was emancipated from my family.

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Speaker 1: Oh man, and I just your choice? Are there's it was?

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Speaker 1: It was both mutual emancipation, your parents or your children.

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Speaker 1: All so, uh, I'm the mutual emancipation can be very satisfying. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Elliott's trying to get out of this buddy system thing again.

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Speaker 1: Let's just let's just all focus up. It seems unfair

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Speaker 1: you're emancipated and we have to be buddies. Yeah, because

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Speaker 1: you're on the clock. Oh okay, when do we get

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Speaker 1: off the clock when we go to Disneyland in your buddies?

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Speaker 1: All right? Feels like time for a montage? Montage? Done, done,

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Speaker 1: then done? Hi put the cuffs on him? Yeah? I

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Speaker 1: don't know if I need cuffs. Everybody everybody down, everybody down,

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Speaker 1: I'm too tall to ride the ride. Hide under my dress?

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Speaker 1: That sneaking. These aren't my shoes. Can I take the

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Speaker 1: cuffs off of this ride? I feel like I'm sticking

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Speaker 1: out like a sore thumb. Everybody thinks, hey, do you

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Speaker 1: want to ride it? Don't you? I do? But everybody's

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Speaker 1: looking at me like a convict. So we should put

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Speaker 1: Just take the cuffs off. Where am I to run

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Speaker 1: in the middle of a ride? Everywhere? But loose? What? Everywhere?

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Speaker 1: Two comes us today from Steve, who wrote, Hello, Hagness,

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Speaker 1: My client, My clients must wonder why I'm laughing while working.

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Speaker 1: Can I get a drink? Yes? Would you like the

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Speaker 1: What do you drinking, Linda? Come on, what am I drinking? Water?

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Speaker 1: That's all? Should like? Another water? Water, night shaken glass.

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Speaker 1: So so just water. You're not drinking. I'm winking. You're drinking,

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Speaker 1: you so much, honey, Lary, Linda, what a delight. He

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Speaker 1: smell like lobster roll. That's right. I rubbed a lobster

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Speaker 1: Can I get a hennessyn hard to read us? Served

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Speaker 1: tell us about the hamp ums this time lunching again

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Speaker 1: First of all, I barely know, I said, right, maybe

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Speaker 1: the nanny about this? Friend dresser Carl I need more loafers.

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Speaker 1: I'm running out of loafers for the Hennessy Margarita loafer. Okay,

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Speaker 1: These loafers are from you know, our boss. We can't

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Speaker 1: the cups, because that's what you're doing, right. Yes, it's

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Speaker 1: thank you here you are sir, your your drink? Oh,

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Speaker 1: thank god, finally sorry? Right, yeah, can I get another

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Speaker 1: round place? Oh? Surprise, surprise, surprise. Have you ever had

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Speaker 1: Chad's impressed. I'm impressed. If Chad's impressed, I'm impressed. Can

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Speaker 1: Look you know him? Okay, I'm Brad Pitt. All right,

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Speaker 1: you know me, Chad, Brad? What are you doing in

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Speaker 1: know me? Also, Leonardo DiCaprio. You need to stop doing this. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I've just been racking my brain. How do I get

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Speaker 1: you six? Now? Nice neck beard? Just son um a bitch? Okay,

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Speaker 1: Do you know my movies? Yeah? Named them Golden Stones,

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Speaker 1: well you wouldn't. Gosh, I'm so embarrassed. Were you about

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Speaker 1: If you want to be the first guy in the pool,

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Speaker 1: go yeah, I don't see why I dip would hurt?

414
00:26:03,800 --> 00:26:06,760
Speaker 1: I mean, like, really, we should probably give it another

415
00:26:06,800 --> 00:26:09,200
Speaker 1: couple of hours. But that's just what they say. My skin,

416
00:26:11,200 --> 00:26:20,680
Speaker 1: oh god, is melting off. I'm a guy who played

417
00:26:20,760 --> 00:26:24,679
Speaker 1: Jack Golden Stones. Yeah, jeez, I think he's dead. No,

418
00:26:24,800 --> 00:26:27,240
Speaker 1: he's not dead, he's just floating. I'm not gonna touch

419
00:26:27,320 --> 00:26:29,960
Speaker 1: I mean you touch his temperature? Pull boy? Okay, well,

420
00:26:30,240 --> 00:26:34,359
Speaker 1: could somebody hand me that pulse for fox touching that water?

421
00:26:34,400 --> 00:26:40,320
Speaker 1: It's melting skin, thank you. I want his face. You

422
00:26:40,400 --> 00:26:43,840
Speaker 1: can't have his face unless it falls off, has already

423
00:26:43,840 --> 00:26:46,000
Speaker 1: come off his Okay, you can have the pieces that

424
00:26:46,080 --> 00:26:51,120
Speaker 1: drip off, you can have the pieces that trip. Well

425
00:26:51,160 --> 00:26:56,760
Speaker 1: I'm taking you. Don't call me that in front of

426
00:26:56,760 --> 00:27:01,680
Speaker 1: these people. Fine, all right, Just anybody know how to

427
00:27:03,080 --> 00:27:06,320
Speaker 1: didn't do anything. I es how I thought we could take.

428
00:27:07,119 --> 00:27:11,120
Speaker 1: Hear the commotion over the fence, sound travels and these

429
00:27:11,359 --> 00:27:18,679
Speaker 1: hos of Hollywood. Oh my god, it's you know, God,

430
00:27:19,600 --> 00:27:27,080
Speaker 1: I don't think it's as bad as it. Oh my god. Sorry, La.

431
00:27:28,240 --> 00:27:32,400
Speaker 1: We were sorry to disturb you and and save that man,

432
00:27:35,480 --> 00:27:43,880
Speaker 1: Oh god alive. Okay, guys, I think we should turn.

433
00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:47,240
Speaker 1: We're gonna the pool is off limits. I'm a pool

434
00:27:47,240 --> 00:27:49,800
Speaker 1: guy and I and I and you're killing people. Is

435
00:27:49,840 --> 00:27:52,679
Speaker 1: that what I'm hearing you know what you know? It

436
00:27:52,760 --> 00:27:57,720
Speaker 1: turns out I think I used hydro chloric hy I

437
00:27:57,720 --> 00:28:00,879
Speaker 1: thought it was chlorine. I only saw how long have

438
00:28:00,920 --> 00:28:04,879
Speaker 1: you paid a pool man? Fifteen years? Chat? God, damn it,

439
00:28:05,280 --> 00:28:07,600
Speaker 1: you just killed bred Pitt. We needed me, was going

440
00:28:07,640 --> 00:28:10,240
Speaker 1: to be the star's next feature. I need somebody else.

441
00:28:10,440 --> 00:28:12,880
Speaker 1: I need somebody else. I need somebody that people are

442
00:28:12,880 --> 00:28:19,919
Speaker 1: gonna love mainly and Nardotte the damn fine, I'll do it.

443
00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:21,800
Speaker 1: You need me to play Jack Golden Stones in the

444
00:28:21,840 --> 00:28:24,439
Speaker 1: sequel to Golden Stones. One guy, you can't act. You

445
00:28:24,440 --> 00:28:27,080
Speaker 1: need someone to cut you up. Who's that man pasting

446
00:28:27,119 --> 00:28:30,960
Speaker 1: and dancing behind? Oh? That that pool boy over there?

447
00:28:30,960 --> 00:28:32,399
Speaker 1: That's what the hell? Who the hell is he? You

448
00:28:32,400 --> 00:28:35,000
Speaker 1: know him? Yes, he was the one to burn bred

449
00:28:35,040 --> 00:28:38,200
Speaker 1: Pitt and Lauren. But call a live party down. I

450
00:28:38,200 --> 00:28:41,960
Speaker 1: have microphones in here recording everything. But he is magnetic.

451
00:28:42,520 --> 00:28:44,960
Speaker 1: Maybe he can teach me something about acting. You're there,

452
00:28:45,200 --> 00:28:52,320
Speaker 1: pool boy? Who me? Yes, Look, I'm an a list star,

453
00:28:52,440 --> 00:28:58,040
Speaker 1: but not an actor. I need some coaching to appear

454
00:28:58,080 --> 00:29:02,080
Speaker 1: in a big blockbuster movie Golden Stones to the Return

455
00:29:02,200 --> 00:29:08,920
Speaker 1: of the Stones. I've seen that movie. Well to interrupt, um,

456
00:29:09,560 --> 00:29:15,560
Speaker 1: I am Mr Flanks assistant. But there's just something wrong, Rebecca. No,

457
00:29:15,760 --> 00:29:18,160
Speaker 1: not at all. Um. I was just going to tell

458
00:29:18,280 --> 00:29:20,800
Speaker 1: Chad that I thought you were actually asking for the

459
00:29:20,800 --> 00:29:22,800
Speaker 1: pool Way to be in the film, not to coach

460
00:29:22,880 --> 00:29:27,120
Speaker 1: him to be in the film. Okay, I wanted my

461
00:29:27,360 --> 00:29:36,800
Speaker 1: bad though up. Okay, anyone care for pigs on a blanket?

462
00:29:36,800 --> 00:29:41,360
Speaker 1: Get out of here. As a pool guy, I've kind

463
00:29:41,360 --> 00:29:44,600
Speaker 1: of got the jack of all trades, so I could coach,

464
00:29:44,640 --> 00:29:48,040
Speaker 1: I could act, I could as a pool guy. No,

465
00:29:48,200 --> 00:29:50,920
Speaker 1: I would typically act as something other than a pool guy.

466
00:29:50,960 --> 00:29:52,800
Speaker 1: I'd like to transform into it. I mean, as a

467
00:29:52,840 --> 00:29:55,680
Speaker 1: pool guy, you're a jack of all trains? Absolutely, have

468
00:29:55,800 --> 00:29:58,240
Speaker 1: you not? Or I see what kind of range you got?

469
00:29:58,400 --> 00:30:01,720
Speaker 1: My well, as asked me, where you want the range

470
00:30:01,760 --> 00:30:06,320
Speaker 1: to get up to? All right? Can you ride a horse? Well? Sure? Sure?

471
00:30:07,040 --> 00:30:08,760
Speaker 1: Is it a real horse or is it one of

472
00:30:08,800 --> 00:30:11,600
Speaker 1: the ones with the stick and uh the head part

473
00:30:11,680 --> 00:30:13,560
Speaker 1: pops out of this so that you can Are you

474
00:30:13,640 --> 00:30:17,760
Speaker 1: on pills or something? Boy, it's a real horse, a

475
00:30:17,800 --> 00:30:20,840
Speaker 1: real horse. Dear lord, are you all right? Do you

476
00:30:20,840 --> 00:30:24,320
Speaker 1: think that people ride hobby horses in Hollywood films? Is

477
00:30:24,360 --> 00:30:27,880
Speaker 1: that not what happens? Like? Alright? We're set roll on

478
00:30:27,920 --> 00:30:30,960
Speaker 1: about five minutes. You guys get actually could we hold?

479
00:30:31,040 --> 00:30:33,240
Speaker 1: I don't think I can actually ride that horse. I

480
00:30:33,280 --> 00:30:36,400
Speaker 1: did not think maybe we should have a training session.

481
00:30:37,040 --> 00:30:39,400
Speaker 1: I thought, is there anybody that can help me? Let's

482
00:30:39,440 --> 00:30:41,960
Speaker 1: just figure it out on the fly. I don't want

483
00:30:41,960 --> 00:30:51,600
Speaker 1: to get out of horse to return with the stones

484
00:30:53,080 --> 00:31:01,160
Speaker 1: seen seventeen Take one. I love being out. I'm for it.

485
00:31:01,160 --> 00:31:04,320
Speaker 1: It's just like I can't keep this horse still staying

486
00:31:04,360 --> 00:31:08,640
Speaker 1: your Oh god, what's happy that? That? Horses burning up?

487
00:31:09,280 --> 00:31:15,760
Speaker 1: Oh God, what's that? What did you do? What did

488
00:31:15,760 --> 00:31:20,440
Speaker 1: you do? God? This wasn't my fault. This wasn't my fault.

489
00:31:20,440 --> 00:31:23,520
Speaker 1: I had a small bottle of perfume. My thought was colorine.

490
00:31:25,520 --> 00:31:28,000
Speaker 1: It's it's a cent that a lot of people from Peter.

491
00:31:29,720 --> 00:31:34,720
Speaker 1: Why is this horse's bones melted? Oh god, it's not

492
00:31:34,760 --> 00:31:38,120
Speaker 1: a real horse. It's mechanical. It's a happy horse. Yes,

493
00:31:38,200 --> 00:31:40,680
Speaker 1: it's a mechanical like they did in the original Gildstones.

494
00:31:40,720 --> 00:31:43,840
Speaker 1: Filmy know, use real horses. No animals will be here, Okay,

495
00:31:43,880 --> 00:31:45,480
Speaker 1: I will be in the tent. But thanks for running

496
00:31:45,520 --> 00:31:50,160
Speaker 1: over absolutely, thank you so much for covering for me. Listen,

497
00:31:50,640 --> 00:31:52,400
Speaker 1: you got three shots at this and the first one

498
00:31:52,480 --> 00:31:56,880
Speaker 1: went up in flames. All right, we got another horse

499
00:31:56,920 --> 00:31:59,520
Speaker 1: for you. Will Maybe a horse is probably bad idea.

500
00:31:59,560 --> 00:32:02,280
Speaker 1: I don't know. Here, you should hold this bottle of

501
00:32:02,440 --> 00:32:08,520
Speaker 1: well it's obviously not chlorine. Yeah, no, I'm happy to

502
00:32:08,560 --> 00:32:26,160
Speaker 1: hold it. Oh my god, do you think maybe there's

503
00:32:26,200 --> 00:32:28,200
Speaker 1: a stunt person that could could I point to who

504
00:32:28,200 --> 00:32:29,760
Speaker 1: I want you to kill on the set, or you're

505
00:32:29,760 --> 00:32:32,840
Speaker 1: just gonna random take up? It's I can only kill

506
00:32:32,840 --> 00:32:36,520
Speaker 1: it random. I'm so sorry. Right right, well, listen, you're

507
00:32:36,520 --> 00:32:40,360
Speaker 1: a tough onumbre. How about your stunt doubles step in.

508
00:32:40,960 --> 00:32:43,120
Speaker 1: It's not too big of a deal. Alright, I'd be

509
00:32:43,160 --> 00:32:44,840
Speaker 1: happy to do the show. Head on over to hair

510
00:32:44,840 --> 00:32:48,960
Speaker 1: and makeup. Alright, listen, why don't you take a seat

511
00:32:49,320 --> 00:32:52,360
Speaker 1: anywhere that people aren't around, and we'll let you know

512
00:32:52,440 --> 00:32:54,640
Speaker 1: when we're gonna do you close. You've got a great

513
00:32:54,680 --> 00:32:58,360
Speaker 1: out of hair. Cover this up with a wig. No,

514
00:32:58,520 --> 00:33:01,440
Speaker 1: it's a shame, it really is. How long you've been

515
00:33:01,440 --> 00:33:05,640
Speaker 1: growing this growing up for about twenty years. It's just gorgeous.

516
00:33:05,880 --> 00:33:08,160
Speaker 1: Thank you. Oh and I gotta put a wig on it.

517
00:33:08,640 --> 00:33:11,960
Speaker 1: Oh no, it really is bumming me out. What what

518
00:33:12,080 --> 00:33:15,080
Speaker 1: show you've been working on lately. Oh, I was working

519
00:33:15,160 --> 00:33:21,320
Speaker 1: on Skimbo, which is on one of those phone platforms, right, yeah,

520
00:33:21,440 --> 00:33:29,400
Speaker 1: Miriam's and then Teah, you know Miriam. Oh my god, ohson,

521
00:33:29,480 --> 00:33:32,080
Speaker 1: whatever I hear in here, I won't tell any horse.

522
00:33:33,480 --> 00:33:38,120
Speaker 1: So it looks like he's killed another horse. This this

523
00:33:38,200 --> 00:33:41,480
Speaker 1: lead gay, there's a horse murder going on. Well, I

524
00:33:41,520 --> 00:33:44,920
Speaker 1: think he used to just covering in your hair. You

525
00:33:45,040 --> 00:33:52,080
Speaker 1: try to work those out, a lot of hair. Got

526
00:33:52,160 --> 00:33:58,520
Speaker 1: a lot of three more hours to get the wig.

527
00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:03,440
Speaker 1: Don't know what you can do too. You can tell him,

528
00:34:03,520 --> 00:34:05,880
Speaker 1: you can tell him too, but it's a lot alright.

529
00:34:09,800 --> 00:34:12,560
Speaker 1: And you know Jake and Transpo. Oh, I do know Jake.

530
00:34:12,719 --> 00:34:16,640
Speaker 1: I know Jake too well, talk too well. Don't get

531
00:34:16,640 --> 00:34:19,319
Speaker 1: to know him too well because he will turn on you.

532
00:34:20,040 --> 00:34:22,839
Speaker 1: He will turn on you. What's this scar? Oh, that's

533
00:34:22,880 --> 00:34:27,640
Speaker 1: from that's from real life. I'd love to hear this story. Yeah, well,

534
00:34:27,680 --> 00:34:32,080
Speaker 1: I got cut up beating up a gang of Hey,

535
00:34:32,120 --> 00:34:34,120
Speaker 1: listen to me, all right, Look, I'm Bobby Flay. I'm

536
00:34:34,120 --> 00:34:36,800
Speaker 1: gonna flay everybody in this restaurant, right you, sir? You

537
00:34:36,880 --> 00:34:42,000
Speaker 1: so the beautiful hair, uh look sir, well you look

538
00:34:42,360 --> 00:34:44,680
Speaker 1: you for a fine steak dinner and you're gonna get that.

539
00:34:44,880 --> 00:34:46,640
Speaker 1: And I'm challenging you. Everyone wants to beat me, Well

540
00:34:46,640 --> 00:34:48,520
Speaker 1: fuck you. I'm gonna beat you first. I'm gonna cut you.

541
00:34:48,680 --> 00:34:50,960
Speaker 1: So you know who I am. You know who I am.

542
00:34:51,200 --> 00:34:53,319
Speaker 1: I've been a stuntman for forty years. You son of

543
00:34:53,320 --> 00:35:03,239
Speaker 1: a are you? And I nicked myself a little bit

544
00:35:03,280 --> 00:35:05,480
Speaker 1: well beating the ship out of Bobby Flay with a whip.

545
00:35:05,560 --> 00:35:06,960
Speaker 1: Oh well, I'll be able to cover that up with

546
00:35:07,040 --> 00:35:10,480
Speaker 1: just a little concealer. There you go to shame your

547
00:35:10,480 --> 00:35:13,279
Speaker 1: stunt man. You should be a star. Well, you know,

548
00:35:13,360 --> 00:35:15,600
Speaker 1: I get that a lot. But I like doing what

549
00:35:15,640 --> 00:35:25,080
Speaker 1: I do so nice to hear some scars, some scars,

550
00:35:25,080 --> 00:35:26,640
Speaker 1: so that's going to add it all time. But you

551
00:35:26,640 --> 00:35:32,320
Speaker 1: can say that we're say at one hour, well disappoint Okay,

552
00:35:33,400 --> 00:35:34,839
Speaker 1: that's why I got a metal plate in my head.

553
00:35:35,040 --> 00:35:37,520
Speaker 1: Oh I was feeling that. I didn't want to say anything.

554
00:35:37,560 --> 00:35:40,360
Speaker 1: It's sharp, that's all right, sets off all the alarms.

555
00:35:41,160 --> 00:35:44,640
Speaker 1: Can't fly anymore. Who wants to fly anyway? So if

556
00:35:44,640 --> 00:35:46,520
Speaker 1: I work out of town, they gotta gotta take me

557
00:35:46,560 --> 00:35:57,319
Speaker 1: in on a train. Tickets tickets right here. I gave

558
00:35:57,360 --> 00:36:00,400
Speaker 1: me my ticket. You'll have to step in front into

559
00:36:00,440 --> 00:36:05,160
Speaker 1: the thing again. Okay, I got a metal plate in

560
00:36:05,160 --> 00:36:12,120
Speaker 1: my head. Are you not security? Nazi security thought, she said,

561
00:36:12,400 --> 00:36:18,520
Speaker 1: Are you Nazi security? No, No, you sound like you are. No. No,

562
00:36:18,600 --> 00:36:25,440
Speaker 1: I just need okay, goddamn, I'm sorry security. Would you

563
00:36:25,480 --> 00:36:30,839
Speaker 1: mind going back through the metal detector. I haven't seen

564
00:36:30,880 --> 00:36:35,520
Speaker 1: you in well, just the old metal plate in my head.

565
00:36:35,920 --> 00:36:37,600
Speaker 1: I mean, I get it, but I'm gonna have to

566
00:36:37,640 --> 00:36:39,680
Speaker 1: have you. What I need you to do is clear

567
00:36:39,719 --> 00:36:41,680
Speaker 1: the rest of your body. If you don't mind bending

568
00:36:41,719 --> 00:36:43,759
Speaker 1: over and back and through. Sure, I'll clear the rest,

569
00:36:43,960 --> 00:36:46,120
Speaker 1: all right, and then we'll just keep your head on

570
00:36:46,120 --> 00:36:48,560
Speaker 1: the other side of this detector. Okay, we'll do that.

571
00:36:50,560 --> 00:36:53,960
Speaker 1: There's something in your I got a trick me, you know,

572
00:36:54,080 --> 00:36:57,360
Speaker 1: that's been replaced. No, that makes sense. I'm practically cyborg

573
00:36:57,400 --> 00:36:59,759
Speaker 1: at this. Would you mind? What I need you to

574
00:36:59,840 --> 00:37:02,000
Speaker 1: do is past all of the parts of your body

575
00:37:02,040 --> 00:37:06,920
Speaker 1: that are human. We're under a time crunch because I

576
00:37:06,960 --> 00:37:09,759
Speaker 1: got I gotta be on set. Well, I'm really I'm

577
00:37:09,760 --> 00:37:13,600
Speaker 1: gonna be on set in two hours. All right, Okay,

578
00:37:13,640 --> 00:37:15,480
Speaker 1: I just got I just went through hair and makeup,

579
00:37:15,920 --> 00:37:19,440
Speaker 1: and they told me to fly. They got me a ticket.

580
00:37:19,560 --> 00:37:22,320
Speaker 1: I'm supposed to fly to set. I know we're friends,

581
00:37:22,360 --> 00:37:25,320
Speaker 1: but you're not flying today. And that's how it goes.

582
00:37:25,440 --> 00:37:32,359
Speaker 1: Steve the pool Man, Oh that's what. Oh so much time.

583
00:37:32,400 --> 00:37:40,120
Speaker 1: It's better at the pool laws track. Our final scene

584
00:37:40,160 --> 00:37:43,719
Speaker 1: for the show comes from Simon new Road. I just

585
00:37:43,719 --> 00:37:47,399
Speaker 1: started listening to your podcast last week and was instantly

586
00:37:47,560 --> 00:37:51,480
Speaker 1: hook really enjoyed listening through old episodes. Wow, we've got

587
00:37:51,480 --> 00:37:55,759
Speaker 1: old episodes and already excited with new ones to come

588
00:37:55,760 --> 00:37:58,239
Speaker 1: out as well. I don't know everyone well enough to

589
00:37:58,280 --> 00:38:01,719
Speaker 1: comment on who should be nicer, meaner too, but will

590
00:38:01,800 --> 00:38:04,320
Speaker 1: say that James Cne looks a little bit like my father,

591
00:38:04,760 --> 00:38:10,239
Speaker 1: so I expect him at my next ball game. On

592
00:38:10,400 --> 00:38:13,360
Speaker 1: the scene suggestion, our brave adventurers have been traveling for

593
00:38:13,440 --> 00:38:15,640
Speaker 1: months in search of the Holy Grail. As their journey

594
00:38:15,680 --> 00:38:18,680
Speaker 1: nears its end, they soon realize that the Holy Grail

595
00:38:18,760 --> 00:38:24,040
Speaker 1: rest somewhere in the mall of America. Thanks for all

596
00:38:24,040 --> 00:38:29,640
Speaker 1: the wonderful episode, Simon. Mm hmm, my leash. We have

597
00:38:29,680 --> 00:38:32,319
Speaker 1: followed the map of the Crystal Sun. We know that

598
00:38:32,480 --> 00:38:36,040
Speaker 1: somewhere underneath its ground lies the catacombs of the Knights

599
00:38:36,080 --> 00:38:40,800
Speaker 1: of the Templates. They have the grail, then dig dig

600
00:38:40,880 --> 00:38:47,320
Speaker 1: Sir Charles, lady wants anywhere peasant. When we find the grail,

601
00:38:48,040 --> 00:38:55,160
Speaker 1: we will unite and take over. Excuse me, guys, excuse me?

602
00:38:55,719 --> 00:38:58,080
Speaker 1: Do you have a permit for digging this? This sermit

603
00:38:58,120 --> 00:39:03,120
Speaker 1: for digging? Digging the audacity? This is a parking lot.

604
00:39:03,280 --> 00:39:08,879
Speaker 1: So okay, let me see this. Good for you. That's

605
00:39:08,920 --> 00:39:13,600
Speaker 1: a scroll with the seal of the Pope that's written

606
00:39:13,600 --> 00:39:16,600
Speaker 1: in cursive. I can't read this. You can't read cursive

607
00:39:16,719 --> 00:39:21,319
Speaker 1: and read curses. I can't read cursive. Idiot, hasn't I

608
00:39:21,320 --> 00:39:25,200
Speaker 1: haven't seen cursive since I was in elementary school. Smell dagger,

609
00:39:25,760 --> 00:39:30,799
Speaker 1: Smell my dagger. How do you any idea how long

610
00:39:30,880 --> 00:39:36,280
Speaker 1: we've been journeying the blood of those who defied us earlier? Listen,

611
00:39:36,320 --> 00:39:39,120
Speaker 1: I run security for this small here, and if you

612
00:39:39,160 --> 00:39:41,640
Speaker 1: start digging, I'm going to get in trouble. So are

613
00:39:41,680 --> 00:39:44,520
Speaker 1: you going to get into trouble? Local night that then

614
00:39:44,560 --> 00:39:46,680
Speaker 1: there must be some king we can talk to. Who

615
00:39:46,760 --> 00:39:49,319
Speaker 1: do you work with? Oh is your liege? Well? I

616
00:39:49,440 --> 00:39:53,239
Speaker 1: work for I work for Black and Decker Security. We

617
00:39:53,640 --> 00:39:58,120
Speaker 1: must I don't think it's bring Black and Decker here,

618
00:39:59,360 --> 00:40:04,120
Speaker 1: two King just like in Sparta, an archaic lan. You

619
00:40:04,280 --> 00:40:10,560
Speaker 1: just got him the product peasant. Peasant, guys, if you

620
00:40:10,600 --> 00:40:16,080
Speaker 1: want honestly, there's a sewer captain in your mid Lady

621
00:40:16,120 --> 00:40:19,440
Speaker 1: and gentlemen, there's a sewer cap just over here. If

622
00:40:19,480 --> 00:40:21,880
Speaker 1: we go under, we can save the trouble. Can to

623
00:40:21,880 --> 00:40:24,600
Speaker 1: go to your home? We can't to meet Black and Ticka.

624
00:40:25,080 --> 00:40:27,719
Speaker 1: Bring us Black and Decca. You don't want to meet

625
00:40:27,760 --> 00:40:32,879
Speaker 1: my boss, Okay, you don't want to meet him. He's

626
00:40:32,920 --> 00:40:36,120
Speaker 1: a real hard ass. We have we have filled many

627
00:40:36,239 --> 00:40:40,759
Speaker 1: foul beasts on this questay, and we will fell many more.

628
00:40:42,040 --> 00:40:46,080
Speaker 1: Never stop felling. Okay, Well he's he's working security at

629
00:40:46,120 --> 00:40:48,759
Speaker 1: the arcade. I'll go get him right now. We shall

630
00:40:48,800 --> 00:40:51,080
Speaker 1: go with you, I wouldn't. You guys are not dressed

631
00:40:51,080 --> 00:40:56,800
Speaker 1: for good. Okay. So if it's up down, up down,

632
00:40:56,840 --> 00:41:02,040
Speaker 1: how do you go? Side by side? Just move it side, Jed. Yeah,

633
00:41:02,080 --> 00:41:04,480
Speaker 1: I've brought some people. They would like to they'd like

634
00:41:04,560 --> 00:41:06,640
Speaker 1: to do some digging out in the parking lot. This

635
00:41:06,680 --> 00:41:09,280
Speaker 1: is my boss, Jared. Be you black or be you deca?

636
00:41:09,840 --> 00:41:12,640
Speaker 1: Excuse me? Be you black or be you Decca. I

637
00:41:12,760 --> 00:41:19,360
Speaker 1: don't know your name, Lee, Oh your name Jared? It's Jared,

638
00:41:19,480 --> 00:41:25,400
Speaker 1: Jared of the Blacks of the Deckers, Jared of of Monterey, Monterey,

639
00:41:25,760 --> 00:41:28,040
Speaker 1: barely looks of age to be a king of any sort.

640
00:41:29,600 --> 00:41:31,719
Speaker 1: How did your father die? How did you become heir

641
00:41:31,840 --> 00:41:36,640
Speaker 1: to the throne? It was? He hasn't passed yet. But

642
00:41:38,040 --> 00:41:40,440
Speaker 1: where's your father? Then we will speak to him. He

643
00:41:40,840 --> 00:41:46,800
Speaker 1: works at the ace. Atto. I can't really leave my position, Jared,

644
00:41:47,560 --> 00:41:50,960
Speaker 1: I'll watch the arcade. But they have swords, she has

645
00:41:51,000 --> 00:41:52,919
Speaker 1: a dager. Do you mind just taking them? I don't.

646
00:41:52,920 --> 00:41:55,120
Speaker 1: I don't want to be part of this. I'm not

647
00:41:55,160 --> 00:41:58,680
Speaker 1: going to this larpin thing. Do you give us permission

648
00:41:58,719 --> 00:42:03,680
Speaker 1: to dig? Jared? Yeah, sure, you can't. Get Well, there

649
00:42:03,680 --> 00:42:07,840
Speaker 1: it is, there it is, and dig we sout? Okay,

650
00:42:07,880 --> 00:42:13,760
Speaker 1: well all right, well do you to start digging? Peasant? Peasant?

651
00:42:13,960 --> 00:42:19,239
Speaker 1: Where inside that temple, that massive white temple inside there

652
00:42:19,239 --> 00:42:21,480
Speaker 1: where all the people are going inside? Oh no, no, no,

653
00:42:21,480 --> 00:42:23,000
Speaker 1: no, no no, no, no no. You were going to dig

654
00:42:23,000 --> 00:42:28,040
Speaker 1: in the parking lot tells us to dig? Who talks

655
00:42:28,080 --> 00:42:34,640
Speaker 1: to God? You guys can't dig inside. It's cold heart steel,

656
00:42:35,360 --> 00:42:40,120
Speaker 1: so hollow, so hollow. Bless us all so we may

657
00:42:40,200 --> 00:42:48,839
Speaker 1: dig properly, bring out our swords are instruments up and

658
00:42:49,040 --> 00:42:55,320
Speaker 1: let us partake of the earth with daggers and swords,

659
00:42:55,920 --> 00:42:59,800
Speaker 1: bringing the earth to the sky and letting the sky.

660
00:43:00,040 --> 00:43:04,759
Speaker 1: I met us. We don't have you like a facial stop.

661
00:43:06,080 --> 00:43:10,560
Speaker 1: I'll give you a facial I keep some of the face.

662
00:43:11,400 --> 00:43:14,200
Speaker 1: I'll take some of that face. Uh. Yeah, we're genna.

663
00:43:14,880 --> 00:43:16,680
Speaker 1: Just a heads up for anybody's security on the floor.

664
00:43:16,680 --> 00:43:20,840
Speaker 1: We're getting reports that there's some who swords. Who's on

665
00:43:20,920 --> 00:43:23,239
Speaker 1: the channel. Uh, this is Tony. I'm just in the

666
00:43:23,239 --> 00:43:27,920
Speaker 1: booth with Jared. I I brought him. I brought the

667
00:43:27,960 --> 00:43:30,480
Speaker 1: guys to Jared and he let him. I mean, I'm

668
00:43:30,520 --> 00:43:34,640
Speaker 1: looking at the channel. This is Tim, Tim. Where are

669
00:43:34,640 --> 00:43:39,399
Speaker 1: you located? Well, I'm just outside of the We need

670
00:43:39,440 --> 00:43:43,840
Speaker 1: to update the goddamn binder. That's secondary. There's there's stabbing

671
00:43:43,840 --> 00:43:45,759
Speaker 1: people in the face. I think I don't know who

672
00:43:45,840 --> 00:43:47,960
Speaker 1: I'm talking to. Everybody's coming through on a channel. I

673
00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:50,680
Speaker 1: don't know who I'm talking to. You gotta get to

674
00:43:50,680 --> 00:43:54,279
Speaker 1: the right by the topic. Let's meet at the hot

675
00:43:54,280 --> 00:43:56,440
Speaker 1: topic downstairs. Yeah, but that's so far away from where

676
00:43:56,440 --> 00:44:01,240
Speaker 1: they're at there there by the the wall. Jacok Shaven,

677
00:44:01,400 --> 00:44:05,680
Speaker 1: who is this who? Jim, we need to do the water.

678
00:44:07,280 --> 00:44:11,120
Speaker 1: We don't. We're not supposed to touch from water. Yeah,

679
00:44:11,200 --> 00:44:14,319
Speaker 1: we we don't. We don't touch link down here, Javon

680
00:44:15,520 --> 00:44:19,919
Speaker 1: Cheffy Chevy. This is the This is security channel. Every

681
00:44:20,680 --> 00:44:26,160
Speaker 1: Chevy six channel six things is the security floor. Yeah,

682
00:44:26,200 --> 00:44:27,880
Speaker 1: I don't I don't know where services are Chevy. This

683
00:44:27,880 --> 00:44:32,440
Speaker 1: is this is security. I don't know, Chacho, Chevy, and

684
00:44:32,480 --> 00:44:35,520
Speaker 1: we need to get someone over to the front. Well,

685
00:44:35,760 --> 00:44:40,279
Speaker 1: this cutting people's faces off? This serious? Who is this?

686
00:44:40,280 --> 00:44:42,959
Speaker 1: This is Tony? We mean with this? Welcome to the gap?

687
00:44:43,040 --> 00:44:47,799
Speaker 1: Can I help you? Where are you from? Where are

688
00:44:47,800 --> 00:44:51,680
Speaker 1: you folks from England? Oh my goodness, he traveled all

689
00:44:51,719 --> 00:44:55,000
Speaker 1: the way. How are we to bridge this gap? How

690
00:44:55,040 --> 00:44:57,960
Speaker 1: how far across is the gap? And all their monsters

691
00:44:58,040 --> 00:45:00,840
Speaker 1: in the gap? It's just this one store in the

692
00:45:01,440 --> 00:45:04,879
Speaker 1: for kids on the other side. Children are being held here.

693
00:45:04,920 --> 00:45:08,000
Speaker 1: Oh yes, well not I mean they shouldn't be. But

694
00:45:08,120 --> 00:45:11,160
Speaker 1: sometimes the children, the children are in the gap or

695
00:45:11,200 --> 00:45:13,759
Speaker 1: on the other side of the gap. Well, a lot

696
00:45:13,840 --> 00:45:18,239
Speaker 1: of children are in the gap because oh my god,

697
00:45:19,200 --> 00:45:25,040
Speaker 1: you look like a medium. Thank you. He's not a psychic.

698
00:45:25,120 --> 00:45:29,240
Speaker 1: You can't it's not a psychic. I can talk to god,

699
00:45:29,960 --> 00:45:33,640
Speaker 1: I can tempt to doubt that. Please, I am starting

700
00:45:33,680 --> 00:45:36,520
Speaker 1: to doubt that very much that I think you might

701
00:45:36,560 --> 00:45:38,839
Speaker 1: look at fine all right, medium, what are you doing?

702
00:45:38,840 --> 00:45:40,680
Speaker 1: What are you doing? What are you doing? You're undermining

703
00:45:40,760 --> 00:45:42,799
Speaker 1: me in front of that woman? What are you that's

704
00:45:42,880 --> 00:45:46,719
Speaker 1: not a woman? Please, it's not a woman. I know

705
00:45:46,760 --> 00:45:51,840
Speaker 1: a woman when I smell a smell. This one is

706
00:45:51,920 --> 00:45:55,480
Speaker 1: safe foam, Thank you very nice? Yes, look at those

707
00:45:55,480 --> 00:45:58,279
Speaker 1: How does that look? You've been working out like that?

708
00:45:58,520 --> 00:46:01,200
Speaker 1: Is that something? Good? Are you? If you do? What? Jim?

709
00:46:01,280 --> 00:46:06,560
Speaker 1: Do you belong to? Sign up? Immediately? Tell us dressmaker?

710
00:46:06,800 --> 00:46:11,400
Speaker 1: What is this? Camp? Snoopy? Camp Snoopy? Well, I don't know.

711
00:46:11,440 --> 00:46:13,560
Speaker 1: There's a lot of kids that go on over there

712
00:46:13,640 --> 00:46:15,600
Speaker 1: side trying to stay away. That appears to be a

713
00:46:15,640 --> 00:46:18,160
Speaker 1: giant statue of a dog. Yeah, well that's Snoopy. And

714
00:46:19,080 --> 00:46:21,960
Speaker 1: the location of the grail, he's very Why do you

715
00:46:22,000 --> 00:46:27,640
Speaker 1: say that because ancient law has jumbling on't you? What

716
00:46:27,840 --> 00:46:30,600
Speaker 1: does no one know where the damp grail is? Ancient

717
00:46:30,719 --> 00:46:34,399
Speaker 1: law has it that a giant dog guarded the grail? Really? Yes?

718
00:46:34,760 --> 00:46:37,640
Speaker 1: Well then I take it back. Let's sake, do you

719
00:46:37,680 --> 00:46:40,880
Speaker 1: have these khakis in the thirty four. We certainly do.

720
00:46:41,040 --> 00:46:44,640
Speaker 1: Let me bring out two pairs. I'm sorry, do you

721
00:46:44,680 --> 00:46:47,920
Speaker 1: have kids here at the Snoopy the Snoopy Palace. No,

722
00:46:48,080 --> 00:46:50,720
Speaker 1: we have already bridged the gap. Kids. I'm so sorry.

723
00:46:50,760 --> 00:46:52,560
Speaker 1: You can't come in here. This is where we have.

724
00:46:52,680 --> 00:46:56,880
Speaker 1: This is a holding zone for children. It's a playpen.

725
00:46:57,440 --> 00:47:00,799
Speaker 1: We babysit well while parents go. We keep them safe.

726
00:47:00,840 --> 00:47:02,440
Speaker 1: So you can't come in here. What would you call

727
00:47:02,480 --> 00:47:06,120
Speaker 1: a plate in a holding zone? It's just technical term

728
00:47:06,160 --> 00:47:08,239
Speaker 1: to help you guys understand why we can't have it's

729
00:47:08,239 --> 00:47:11,320
Speaker 1: a prison. It's not a prison. You're in prisoning the child.

730
00:47:11,400 --> 00:47:13,440
Speaker 1: Look at them, they're having fun on the slide. We're

731
00:47:13,480 --> 00:47:16,799
Speaker 1: here to storm the gates. You can't come in here.

732
00:47:16,840 --> 00:47:20,400
Speaker 1: This is free, but we'll give you a facial. A facial.

733
00:47:20,520 --> 00:47:23,840
Speaker 1: That's right, we've done it before. Listen. I'm in charge

734
00:47:23,840 --> 00:47:25,719
Speaker 1: of making sure that when the parents come back for

735
00:47:25,800 --> 00:47:28,520
Speaker 1: these kids, that these kids talk to the faceless man

736
00:47:28,600 --> 00:47:34,960
Speaker 1: at belk. Yeah, okay, let the kids go. Now. You

737
00:47:35,000 --> 00:47:39,040
Speaker 1: say this is a polo, Yeah, that's right. Interesting, such

738
00:47:39,080 --> 00:47:43,319
Speaker 1: soft fabric. Straight, we'll just try it on. I think

739
00:47:43,320 --> 00:47:49,160
Speaker 1: it's going to fit perfectly. That's good that's good. You

740
00:47:49,160 --> 00:47:51,080
Speaker 1: know what, Before you put the polo on, let me

741
00:47:51,120 --> 00:47:54,200
Speaker 1: just ask you a couple of questions. You in town

742
00:47:54,520 --> 00:47:57,960
Speaker 1: as long as it takes to find the gray the

743
00:47:58,400 --> 00:48:02,319
Speaker 1: other customers means right now, you're always busy, my know when.

744
00:48:04,320 --> 00:48:07,640
Speaker 1: But this particular customer looks like mon is helping me.

745
00:48:07,719 --> 00:48:15,600
Speaker 1: She is sturdy, steward. I'm not a woman. I'm I'm

746
00:48:15,719 --> 00:48:18,759
Speaker 1: telling If this is what it takes, I'll be fun.

747
00:48:19,160 --> 00:48:21,359
Speaker 1: Don't do that to yourself. There weren't so much more

748
00:48:21,360 --> 00:48:27,360
Speaker 1: than that. I want him to do myself. Enjoy, enjoy,

749
00:48:27,640 --> 00:48:31,120
Speaker 1: Thank you. Clara's you look stupid in that shirt? What

750
00:48:31,200 --> 00:48:35,319
Speaker 1: did she say to me? Don't don't, don't even She

751
00:48:35,400 --> 00:48:39,000
Speaker 1: doesn't deserve all right, She's just a petty cock blockers.

752
00:48:40,800 --> 00:48:43,520
Speaker 1: You put on that pillow right now, Mr, and you

753
00:48:43,719 --> 00:48:50,319
Speaker 1: march back forward, back forward to one too confident. I

754
00:48:50,360 --> 00:48:56,040
Speaker 1: feel good, don't you? Lord child? What are you doing

755
00:48:56,080 --> 00:48:59,319
Speaker 1: in the fitting room? What are you with her? Then

756
00:49:00,480 --> 00:49:02,600
Speaker 1: told me to come into here and look for the grill,

757
00:49:03,080 --> 00:49:06,040
Speaker 1: and we just talk of a woman's face off. Tell

758
00:49:06,080 --> 00:49:08,759
Speaker 1: me tell me he doesn't look better without the chest plight?

759
00:49:09,520 --> 00:49:13,080
Speaker 1: What do you think something light us? Silhouette I'm not

760
00:49:13,160 --> 00:49:15,560
Speaker 1: right to it. How many items did you take into

761
00:49:15,560 --> 00:49:17,719
Speaker 1: this room? Must have rule? I mean I didn't know

762
00:49:17,719 --> 00:49:22,920
Speaker 1: if I needed something for fall. There's only five items.

763
00:49:22,960 --> 00:49:28,319
Speaker 1: Have you defied the laws of this land? Yes, I

764
00:49:28,360 --> 00:49:32,839
Speaker 1: have so be it. Take my nighthood, take my medium, miss.

765
00:49:33,160 --> 00:49:35,080
Speaker 1: But before you do that, let me get some shorts

766
00:49:35,160 --> 00:49:38,960
Speaker 1: for you. And I think, but nothing fits me right.

767
00:49:39,000 --> 00:49:40,920
Speaker 1: I would have a strange shape. Oh, I don't know

768
00:49:40,960 --> 00:49:42,919
Speaker 1: about that. I have a strange shape. I can't wear

769
00:49:43,000 --> 00:49:47,439
Speaker 1: jeans sleaves. I agree, who can and who should? Let's

770
00:49:47,480 --> 00:49:49,520
Speaker 1: put you there a nice little dress. Yeah yeah, let

771
00:49:49,560 --> 00:49:53,440
Speaker 1: me get a little summer number. Isn't she wonderful? What

772
00:49:53,440 --> 00:49:56,960
Speaker 1: do you mean? Yes, yes, fantastic. I thought not a woman,

773
00:49:57,040 --> 00:49:59,880
Speaker 1: but maybe a woman. Maybe a woman. I'm totally convinced.

774
00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:04,319
Speaker 1: I love her. I'm thinking about not going after the

775
00:50:04,320 --> 00:50:07,839
Speaker 1: grail and settling down, Lord Charles. I think it might

776
00:50:07,880 --> 00:50:11,520
Speaker 1: have an opportunity here at the gap. I really think

777
00:50:11,560 --> 00:50:13,880
Speaker 1: this could be a big thing for me. Huh. But

778
00:50:14,600 --> 00:50:16,960
Speaker 1: keep your mind on the prize. The prize of the

779
00:50:17,000 --> 00:50:20,919
Speaker 1: Grail could have any maiden of your choice, including Vaughan.

780
00:50:21,960 --> 00:50:24,680
Speaker 1: Now I haven't now, maybe it's a who important. Maybe

781
00:50:24,680 --> 00:50:27,400
Speaker 1: the journey for the grail is actually the grail itself. No,

782
00:50:27,719 --> 00:50:30,880
Speaker 1: because I don't have anything. But maybe because you're not

783
00:50:30,920 --> 00:50:35,680
Speaker 1: searching correctly, settling and finding your buddy, huh, finding that

784
00:50:35,760 --> 00:50:38,960
Speaker 1: thing that connects you the grounds you. Yeah, maybe that's

785
00:50:39,000 --> 00:50:43,120
Speaker 1: what the grail is. That can't be. No, we've been

786
00:50:43,160 --> 00:50:45,200
Speaker 1: on this quest for years and years. That would be

787
00:50:45,200 --> 00:50:50,279
Speaker 1: a disappointing finale. Grail, No grail, just you finding love

788
00:50:50,280 --> 00:50:51,960
Speaker 1: at the gap. Well, see how you feel like. You

789
00:50:52,000 --> 00:50:54,160
Speaker 1: put on these shorts and you try on the summer

790
00:50:54,239 --> 00:50:57,440
Speaker 1: tray right in your rooms, try them on. Let us

791
00:50:57,440 --> 00:51:00,600
Speaker 1: know what you think. Now, you to put you in

792
00:51:00,680 --> 00:51:05,480
Speaker 1: some pants, yes, we do, might take off the chair,

793
00:51:05,840 --> 00:51:14,600
Speaker 1: all right, yes, yes, all the real prosthetic dick on.

794
00:51:15,080 --> 00:51:17,600
Speaker 1: It is not an illusion. My penis was taken off

795
00:51:17,640 --> 00:51:21,000
Speaker 1: of the dragon emotion. V. You can't let people be

796
00:51:21,160 --> 00:51:25,440
Speaker 1: naked out here with prosthetic dicks on. That's why you

797
00:51:25,600 --> 00:51:27,080
Speaker 1: have to keep I'm sorry, you have to keep that

798
00:51:27,120 --> 00:51:30,960
Speaker 1: whole situation in behind the curtains. I'm getting in pants. Relax,

799
00:51:31,120 --> 00:51:38,359
Speaker 1: it's fine. It's a prosthetic penis, very lifelike, a little fist.

800
00:51:40,040 --> 00:51:44,279
Speaker 1: It's more security. Everybody puts their hands up. Everybody put

801
00:51:44,320 --> 00:51:47,759
Speaker 1: their hands up, drop the swords. I like these shorts

802
00:51:51,840 --> 00:51:55,400
Speaker 1: alight you you with with all the different kinds of

803
00:51:55,400 --> 00:51:58,279
Speaker 1: clothes off? Now look, just calm down. You could just

804
00:51:58,800 --> 00:52:01,239
Speaker 1: say the guy with the huge, weird penis. I didn't

805
00:52:01,239 --> 00:52:03,799
Speaker 1: want to say that, the guy with clothes when he's

806
00:52:03,920 --> 00:52:07,520
Speaker 1: naked with a steel penis touching the floor. Good call,

807
00:52:08,040 --> 00:52:10,560
Speaker 1: guy with penis touching the floor? Who are you talking

808
00:52:10,600 --> 00:52:13,080
Speaker 1: to you? Are you shore as anyone else on that?

809
00:52:13,280 --> 00:52:15,480
Speaker 1: Can you play it back off? I mean goodness? If

810
00:52:15,560 --> 00:52:18,640
Speaker 1: penis is dragging on the floor by its knuckle, are

811
00:52:18,719 --> 00:52:22,480
Speaker 1: missing faces out in the mall? And so you just

812
00:52:22,719 --> 00:52:24,960
Speaker 1: come by and shoot pap. These are the people that

813
00:52:25,000 --> 00:52:29,439
Speaker 1: were doing doing the face taken what you were there?

814
00:52:29,480 --> 00:52:32,640
Speaker 1: You were there local night. What what holds you in

815
00:52:32,719 --> 00:52:43,920
Speaker 1: that vial? That vial of perfume? This my penis? No no,

816
00:52:45,080 --> 00:52:48,719
Speaker 1: why would you throw it on that? Oh no? Oh

817
00:52:49,320 --> 00:52:57,160
Speaker 1: no shit, I'll get another. He's so free prosthetics. You

818
00:52:57,239 --> 00:53:01,640
Speaker 1: don't seem disappointed at all. You know, I have to

819
00:53:01,640 --> 00:53:04,319
Speaker 1: get used to the balance again. But it's there is

820
00:53:04,360 --> 00:53:08,920
Speaker 1: no holy grail here. You must leave. You're just keeping

821
00:53:08,920 --> 00:53:11,960
Speaker 1: the grail for yourself. No there's no grail here. There

822
00:53:12,040 --> 00:53:20,160
Speaker 1: must be as there's not a grail. Tommy, Yeah, Timmy, Timmy, Timmy,

823
00:53:20,360 --> 00:53:22,960
Speaker 1: right for coming into the opposite today. I just wanted

824
00:53:22,960 --> 00:53:25,360
Speaker 1: to go over a couple of things before the actual

825
00:53:25,440 --> 00:53:28,000
Speaker 1: police get here. Oh thank god. I wanted to get

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Speaker 1: three people shopping at the gap, and you barged in

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Speaker 1: and shot one of them. Well, I shot only one

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Speaker 1: of them. Everybody else that was hydrochloric acid. That's right

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Speaker 1: to the face. That's what I have here to one face,

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Speaker 1: one penis, and then somebody stepped into I'm sorry. It

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Speaker 1: was all written down the report. What I need to

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Speaker 1: know is why what set you off? Well, we don't

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Speaker 1: need to know for insurance reasons. Well, the number one

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Speaker 1: thing was that they were they opened up the children.

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Speaker 1: They have weapons, They had swords. They had swords, so no, oh, yes,

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Speaker 1: had swords. Wow, that's scary. So you thought you'd shoot them,

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Speaker 1: the people with the swords, and then throw hydro clark. Well,

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Speaker 1: I don't know how to use a sword, so even

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Speaker 1: if I was going to try to use a fair fight,

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Speaker 1: I would probably lose phrase drop the sword, the dust

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Speaker 1: cross your mind at all. I don't know for sure.

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Speaker 1: But I think that's what I said first, because we

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Speaker 1: have a video of it. Oh please don't play that video.

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Speaker 1: Let's go ahead and play all right, so you can

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Speaker 1: see that wasn't in reverse. I'm pretty sure, just based

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Speaker 1: on the words alone coming out correctly after you shot.

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Speaker 1: So when the police get here, are they gonna arrest

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Speaker 1: Timmy Tames tame spany, that's who you are? Send them

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Speaker 1: saying that correctly. That's a lot of trouble, my man, murder.

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Speaker 1: Are you sure that's not just a rumor? No, what

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Speaker 1: you gotta do on video? Play the video? Wait phrase, mother?

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Speaker 1: What are you doing your own sound effects? We can

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Speaker 1: hear you don't have to do that. Play it again,

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Speaker 1: Play it again? Well it's much less enjoyable. We don't

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Speaker 1: talk about the alright, let's rewind it. Play again. What

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Speaker 1: do you mean there's something wrong with the video? Well,

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Speaker 1: just I don't know if Elliott? Are you mad at me? Look, Dory,

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Speaker 1: I don't have time for this. Okay, okay, I said, Okay,

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Speaker 1: I'm not pushing it. You don't want to be. We

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Speaker 1: went to the amusement park. We sat in the same ride.

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Speaker 1: I mean, isn't that enough? I thought? He said? You know,

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Speaker 1: it's not over till we're buddies. And I don't feel

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Speaker 1: I'm vulnerable. You're not vulnerable. Can we be co workers

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Speaker 1: without being buddies? I I okay, okay, if that's how

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Speaker 1: you wanted to be. I just felt like in the

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Speaker 1: question you weren't even vibing with me. You know, all right,

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Speaker 1: fund you take the lead, You take the lead, and

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Speaker 1: I'll vibe. I'll vibe, okay, Timmy, Timmy Tames Tootles if

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Speaker 1: that is your name, he's stupid, punk ast, big mother fucker.

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Speaker 1: I'm just a security card. You know what you are?

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Speaker 1: A murderer, isn't that right? You little slut? Little look, oh,

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Speaker 1: you gotta come on your face, your little it's not come,

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Speaker 1: that's not come. Help. I don't even know how to

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Speaker 1: get an injury and with an accommodation and excellence in service.

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Speaker 1: The Dorian Dreen Doreen McCluskey. I want to say I'm

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Speaker 1: sorry for some of the things I've said in the

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Speaker 1: questioning room, but it's been my pleasure to serve and

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Speaker 1: an honor. And I got to give a special thanks

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Speaker 1: to my buddy Elliott Man, my buddy too. During you know,

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Speaker 1: We've had a lot of plays over the years, good Cop,

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Speaker 1: bad Cop. But when she went to come all over

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Speaker 1: your face, I knew exactly how to handle that and

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Speaker 1: we got the purpose, we got the purp. Yeah. Now

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Speaker 1: cutting the ribbon for the new library. They come on

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Speaker 1: your face Library? Is I never knew it was going

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Speaker 1: to leave the room. What happened in there? I never

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Speaker 1: thought it was going to leave the room. But snip,

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Speaker 1: is this the come on your face Library? Just it is.

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Speaker 1: We've heard tale that the grail is here. Copper smells

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Speaker 1: like coppers on any of that scene. Oh that's our

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Speaker 1: show for today's thank our ALCOMI is so nice to

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Speaker 1: have for the founding members together. Let's go to Vanessa

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Speaker 1: Raglan Please, Vanessa, thank you so much, thanks for having me.

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Speaker 1: What did youlight plume? Any adults live here? Zero zero today?

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Speaker 1: Uh Donny's Typewriter. Yeah, come check it out. We've got

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Speaker 1: a lot of great shows and if you're not in

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Speaker 1: l a um, you can still look at Instagram and

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Speaker 1: then when you come is it you can have the

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Speaker 1: popcorn so Dynasty Extraordinary calendar of events. Please go check

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Speaker 1: out at DYNA's d typewriter dot com. Thank you Craig

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Speaker 1: Atkowski at Kakowski on Twitter, see Kakowski on the Instagram's

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Speaker 1: and listen to or watch the new animated show Archibald's

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Speaker 1: Next Big Thing What the Hell on Netflix. I'm just

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Speaker 1: in a couple of episodes, but it's really fun, particularly

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Speaker 1: for kids like six to ten. It's Tony Ale created

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Speaker 1: this animated show, and I was lucky to do a

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Speaker 1: couple of voices on it. Well. Based on today's episodes

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Speaker 1: and content, I'm sure a lot of watching before before

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Speaker 1: they replaced my voice with somebody pore suitable. James Jeeney,

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Speaker 1: So nice to have you back in the saddle. It's

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Speaker 1: great to feedback in the Saddle. Beer supply second and

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Speaker 1: fourth Wednesdays at the west Side Comedy Theater. First Sundays

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Speaker 1: of the month at the West Side Comedy Theater. We

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Speaker 1: had thank you for reminding we had a live show.

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Speaker 1: Uh this is airing quite a bit afterwards and first

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Speaker 1: Sunday of every month, but it went great our first

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Speaker 1: show on September first, I'm gonna keep saying first, so

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Speaker 1: thanks for reminding me. Yeah, first Sunday of every month

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Speaker 1: for in Los Angeles, specifically the Santa Monica area, the

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Speaker 1: West Side Comedy Theater. Yeah, very excited about that. Will

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Speaker 1: you beat the next one? I will not miss another

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Speaker 1: one until next fall. I my plans. I killed me

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Speaker 1: to see that. There were so many people having so

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Speaker 1: much fun and I wasn't there. It was packed house

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Speaker 1: where you were missed. I'm glad that I was missed.

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Speaker 1: You know who was there, Joey Greer. I was there

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Speaker 1: and and tell everyone how it went. People going, where's James,

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Speaker 1: So he's not here and they were like, yeah, they're

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Speaker 1: faking Oh no no, but there was rice. We had

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Speaker 1: to push people away because they were so upset you

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Speaker 1: weren't there. That's not bad news. Yeah, I don't they

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Speaker 1: hurt people. So at Jeffy Greeber At Jeffy Greeber on

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Speaker 1: Instagram all the shows I posted that we're doing, so

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Speaker 1: just check it out. Uh. We're also gonna be working

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Speaker 1: on the Grand Feet apparently to look forward to some

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Speaker 1: serious updates. Our own Doug Bang. We had a conversation

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Speaker 1: prior to the show, and he's ready to kick some

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Speaker 1: ass and help out, and Joe you're gonna step up

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Speaker 1: as well. All right, Well that's all we need to

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Speaker 1: hear and let's like Doug Bam. Shall we thank you

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Speaker 1: so very much our post sound design artist Raphael Breed,

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Speaker 1: our producer Sophie Liechterman's of course, I heart radio. I

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Speaker 1: encourage all of you to write a review. Please tell

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Speaker 1: everyone you've ever met and write to us with a scene,

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Speaker 1: suggestion or just a comment. Your name here, lock me

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Speaker 1: this dot com. That's your name here, and locked me

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Speaker 1: this dot com. Once again, I'm Kevin Pollock, That Kevin Bald.

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Speaker 1: Until next time,