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Speaker 1: You heard it here First, it's some breaking news from

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Speaker 1: the Jewil Show. Armed robbers stole one hundred thousand dollars

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Speaker 1: in merchandise from a Pokemon store in New York City.

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Speaker 1: What don't worry, though, police are determined to catch them.

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Speaker 1: Wall loverly named segment real news or fake news? Where

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Speaker 1: I read a news story that's gone viral this week?

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Speaker 1: If you tell me if it's a real one or

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Speaker 1: a fake one that people actually believed, here's your first

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Speaker 1: headline for real news or fake news.

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Speaker 2: Move over.

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Speaker 1: Cartel's parents are the new crime bosses. Here's the story.

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Speaker 1: Law enforcement officials are urging the public to remain vigilant

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Speaker 1: after confirming a disturbing new trend in organized crime. Trained

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Speaker 1: parrots being deployed to steal valuables and, most concerning smuggle

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Speaker 1: drugs over the border. According to reports, criminal organizations have

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Speaker 1: now begun exploiting parrots intelligence, agility, and complete lack of

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Speaker 1: moral compass to conduct their criminal activity. An FBI spokesperson

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Speaker 1: said these birds are colorful, charming, and absolutely not your friends.

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Speaker 1: If you encounter a parrot outside of the normal parameters

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Speaker 1: for viewing a parrot, you should assume criminal intent.

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Speaker 2: And evacuate the area quickly.

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Speaker 1: Oh, basically run if you see a parent and it's

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Speaker 1: not like where you would expect to see a parrot.

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Speaker 1: They've also been used to fly full bags of drugs

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Speaker 1: across the border and to designated drop spots, and some

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Speaker 1: criminal organizations have become training their parents to be enforcers

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Speaker 1: with a string of brutal parrot attacks on rival gangms wow,

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Speaker 1: and the public is encouraged to report any suspicious bird

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Speaker 1: behavior to authorities immediately. Is that a real new story

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Speaker 1: or a fake news story?

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Speaker 2: Whoever?

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Speaker 1: Cartels parents are the new crime boss, Nina? Is that

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Speaker 1: a real news story or a fake one? I'm actually

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Speaker 1: gonna go with real because that makes a lot of sense.

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Speaker 3: I'm surprised it actually took thieves so long to train

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Speaker 3: birds to do this.

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Speaker 2: That makes perfect sense. What Yeah, I'm here for it, Victoria.

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Speaker 2: Is that a real new story or a fake news story? Fake?

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Speaker 3: Fake?

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Speaker 2: Freeze fake.

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna say, you know, you can't bomb a parrot.

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Speaker 4: They've been bombing boats lately that have been carrying drugs

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Speaker 4: and the levelitary starts shooting parents.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, the cartel is ahead of the game. They're like,

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Speaker 5: let's train the parrots. So I'm gonna say real, that

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Speaker 5: is a real news story. Watch out for any parrots.

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Speaker 5: If you're in an area where you don't expect a

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Speaker 5: parrot and you see one run.

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Speaker 2: Stream, it's pretty incredible.

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Speaker 3: You can train them that well, that's the part that

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Speaker 3: I'm the most blown away about, not because I like

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Speaker 3: the crime part, but wow, they can do that's incredible.

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Speaker 1: Here's your next headline for real news or fake news

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Speaker 1: segment where I read you a new story that's gone

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Speaker 1: viral this week. You have to tell me if it's

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Speaker 1: a real one or a fake one that people actually believed.

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Speaker 1: Here's the headline, Mister Cheese terrorizes city with no end

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Speaker 1: in sight. Excuse me, mister Cheese terrorizes the city with

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Speaker 1: no end in sight. This is out of Conway, South Carolina.

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Speaker 1: It says residents near Coastal Carolina University are are now

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Speaker 1: living in fear, not of the typical late night noise

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Speaker 1: or frat party shenhanigans, but of an audacious intruder now

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Speaker 1: infamous across the town as the cereal cheese dip criminal.

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Speaker 2: Some people call him mister Cheese.

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Speaker 1: Over the past week, local homeowners have reported multiple break

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Speaker 1: ins in which an unknown perpetrator has entered unlocked houses

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Speaker 1: or broken in the house rated refrigerators and poured queso

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Speaker 1: cheese dip or any kind of cheese substance that melts

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Speaker 1: onto TV's and furniture, smashed the eggs across the living room,

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Speaker 1: and even smeared maple syrup throughout kitchens and the whole house.

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Speaker 1: Uh so, is this a real news story or a

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Speaker 1: fake one that people actually believe?

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Speaker 2: Mister cheese terrorizes city with no end in sight.

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Speaker 3: I'd like to say fake, but I'm gonna have to

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Speaker 3: go with real, just because of how bored we are

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Speaker 3: as humans.

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Speaker 1: All Right, this is it's a real news story, Victoria.

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Speaker 1: Is that a fake news story or a real news story?

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Speaker 1: Mister cheese terrorizes city with no end in sight?

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Speaker 2: I think real? Fake on that one. That is a

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Speaker 2: real news story.

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Speaker 3: Yes, mister cheese needs a friend.

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Speaker 2: We're bored you.

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Speaker 1: Next headline for real news or fake news? The segment

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Speaker 1: where I give you a news story from the week

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Speaker 2: Here's your headline.

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Speaker 1: Leaked text messages allegedly reveal Blake Lively having an affair.

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Speaker 2: Dude?

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Speaker 1: What Leaked tech messages reveal Blake Lively having an affair?

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Speaker 2: Here's the story.

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Speaker 1: Text messages from Blake Lively have been released due to

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Speaker 1: investigation and the lossuit she's in against Justin Baldoni, but

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Speaker 1: it claims that Blake Lively has been carrying on in

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Speaker 1: a secret affair with one of the most unexpected celebrities

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Speaker 1: imaginable Guy Fieri.

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Speaker 2: You know.

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Speaker 1: Drives network guy, Yes, Guy Fieri, sunglass flames, all of it.

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Speaker 1: Screenshots surface of the text messages. Apparently, One text from

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Speaker 1: Blake Lively allegedly read, I don't even like wings like that,

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Speaker 1: but when you explain them, I get it.

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Speaker 2: Whoa.

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Speaker 1: Another text from Fieri replied, you ever feel life like

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Speaker 1: life's just one big diner off the highway anyway? Thinking

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Speaker 1: about you?

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Speaker 2: Remember Blake Lively is married to Ryan Reynolds. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: So are these text messages a real news story or

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Speaker 1: a fake news story? A string of text messages revealed

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Speaker 1: that Blake Lively is having an affair with Guy Fieri.

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Speaker 3: You know I've got to go with fake on this one.

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Speaker 1: Victoria Blake Lively text messages revealed that she's having an.

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Speaker 2: Affair with Guy Fieri. Real new story or a fake

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Speaker 2: news story.

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Speaker 3: Set that could cover up the Baldoni thing, so partly

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Speaker 3: like so real.

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Speaker 4: Freeze, I would say that Guy Fieri would definitely send

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Speaker 4: those messages, but I don't think there's an affair ding

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Speaker 4: So I'm gonna say, yeah.

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Speaker 6: I'm gonna say it's fake right, That is a fake

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Speaker 6: news was not having an affair with Guy Fieri, although

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Speaker 6: people did believe it, and they got shared over three

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Speaker 6: million times on social media by people outraged that Blake

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Speaker 6: Lively was having an affair on Ryan Reynolds with Guy Fieri.

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Speaker 2: People won't believe anything really.

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Speaker 3: Well, the text that got me is that thinking about

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Speaker 3: diners or whatever.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm surprised that there wasn't a text about flavortown, right,

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Speaker 1: and they always said take it a flavor toown.

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Speaker 2: He says that would have been people actually believed it.

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Speaker 2: That's why we have to do this segment. Everybody news

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Speaker 2: or fake news