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Speaker 1: What's up.

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Speaker 2: It's Eric Andre and this is Bombing, the podcast where

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Speaker 2: I talked to comedians, artists, and other interesting people about

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Speaker 2: the worst bombs of their careers. On today's episode, we

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Speaker 2: have John Famileetti from the band hell Jan and I

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Speaker 2: talk about ass wiping, drugs, the time he came on

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Speaker 2: the Eric Andre Show, more drugs, and a girl shooting

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Speaker 2: her pants. Who's gonna love? Listen to this podcast enjoy.

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Speaker 1: Bombing, Balming with Eric Anddre.

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Speaker 2: I'm here with John Health from Health and I've known

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Speaker 2: you for baby. I'm just say fifteen years, yeah, something

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Speaker 2: like that. You do the Eric Andre Show I watched.

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Speaker 3: I remember my friends are like, dude, you got this guy?

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Speaker 1: Or Condre.

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Speaker 3: They showed me like this, like I hate from a

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Speaker 3: comedy club, like very very.

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Speaker 2: Oh really whoa.

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Speaker 3: That was when Andrew and Kitao, like right before the

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Speaker 3: start working with.

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Speaker 2: You, Yeah, Duke and all those guys say yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 2: jen One.

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Speaker 3: It's all fun. We were on the first the pilot

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Speaker 3: episode of Eric Andre. It was never aired, but we

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Speaker 3: were on it.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I'm almost none of that aired, and all

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Speaker 2: my friends that were on it were mad at me.

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Speaker 3: They caught up that little pieces for that one super

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Speaker 3: super crazy episode you guys did with like a million clips.

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Speaker 2: A little bit. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I have a tale

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Speaker 2: about you that is fucking hilarious Okay, and it's not bombing.

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Speaker 1: It is outrageous.

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Speaker 3: Okay.

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Speaker 4: Can I kick off with it? Your bombing sory?

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Speaker 3: No hit it, no hit it, hit it.

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Speaker 4: It's fucking crazy, man. It's what I associate you with

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Speaker 4: the most.

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Speaker 3: Okay, do you want it?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: I want it?

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Speaker 2: Can you handle it?

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Speaker 3: I can handle it?

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Speaker 2: Okay. You were living with somebody else in the band

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Speaker 2: at this time? Were you living with another band?

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Speaker 3: I've lived with both of the band members at different times.

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Speaker 3: Who I love with Jake and I also love a

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Speaker 3: beach separately.

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Speaker 2: I think it was I think he was living with Jake.

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Speaker 2: So you live with Jake and you ran out of

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Speaker 2: you guys, you ran out of toilet paper. You know

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Speaker 2: the story. He ran out of toilet paper, and Jake's like, no,

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Speaker 2: I bought toilet paper last twenty times. I'm not buying

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Speaker 2: it again. I'm not buying it. It's John's turned Toliver

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Speaker 2: and then he like was sneaking toilet paper in because

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Speaker 2: he was indignant that you had to chip into the

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Speaker 2: toilet paper, you know, like total roommate ship. Yeah, and

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Speaker 2: he was sneaking in a roll timom and you go, ah, ship,

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Speaker 2: and you were cooking. You're in the kitchen cooking food

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Speaker 2: and you're, oh, dude, toilet paper nice, they needed that,

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Speaker 2: and you grabbed it and you wiped your ass and

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Speaker 2: you wiped like.

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Speaker 4: Four weeks of ship out of your ass.

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Speaker 2: You were like, thangs, dude, I needed and then like

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Speaker 2: god knows what you did with it, like chucked it

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Speaker 2: into the garbage get or something like that. I'm like,

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Speaker 2: what in the fucking guantanamobey is that?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, so let's.

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Speaker 4: Let's let's hear your side of the story.

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Speaker 3: Said that is true. I don't I would say four weeks,

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Speaker 3: but that is true. That's a true story.

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Speaker 2: You want your ass in the kitchen?

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Speaker 1: I did.

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Speaker 3: I did well? I really, I mean it was on

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Speaker 3: you know, it's like to unwipe your do have an

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Speaker 3: a wipe ass? You know double white? Do you just

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Speaker 3: buy toilet paper and wipe your ass at the back

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Speaker 3: That time was the lean times. Then you know, can't

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Speaker 3: be that lead, Get be that lead.

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Speaker 4: That's like that's like third world, like pop a New

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Speaker 4: Guinea like lead and that's like like.

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Speaker 3: Our third roommate. He was like you, Johnny know quietly,

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Speaker 3: you're the most discussing person I've ever met.

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Speaker 4: So you were like a fill said that.

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Speaker 3: No, I'm not a dirty person.

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Speaker 2: No, he said, no, wipe not wiping your ass for

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Speaker 2: weeks and then only wiping your ass because you know, somebody.

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Speaker 3: I don't think it was weeks, satur days, let's days,

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Speaker 3: maybe a day.

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Speaker 4: But also, how are you wiping your ass without toilet paper?

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Speaker 2: How are you wiping your ass?

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Speaker 3: You know, it's a long time ago. We have all

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Speaker 3: the evidence, you know, Like, I don't know.

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Speaker 2: This.

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Speaker 3: I wasn't I guess I just wasn't wiping. You know, man,

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Speaker 3: my apartment just.

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Speaker 2: Not wipe and you were just walking around town.

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Speaker 3: Maybe it's like you know, you likes you started like

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Speaker 3: clean completion. No, it's a perfect ship.

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Speaker 2: I guarantee you.

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Speaker 3: But it exists as a concept, but.

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Speaker 2: You were not you were not exercising the concept.

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Speaker 3: No, No, hey, you know it was a long time ago.

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Speaker 3: It times different. I mean my ass is wipe right now,

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Speaker 3: by the.

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Speaker 4: Way, I don't even know if that's true.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, do you buy toilet paper now?

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Speaker 3: Costco by the bulk. I never run out, Oh no,

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Speaker 3: now you're wiping. I've all, yeah, I'm a wiper. You know,

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Speaker 3: it's actually funny. I didn't.

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Speaker 2: This is I never looked at you the same again

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Speaker 2: after I heard that's okay here, and I kept it inside.

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Speaker 2: I didn't even tell you.

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Speaker 3: Another weird wrinkle, like like I never wiped my ass

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Speaker 3: sitting down until I was like twenty two or something.

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Speaker 3: What did you You stood up and wiped it so

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Speaker 3: much better if you're sitting down?

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Speaker 1: Why?

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Speaker 4: I never curd to me, why did you stand up?

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Speaker 3: I just thought that's what you did.

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Speaker 2: You would ship then stand ass and then drop it

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Speaker 2: in the toilet. Yeah, why naturally?

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Speaker 3: Naturally that's how I developed it.

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Speaker 1: I didn't.

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Speaker 3: I didn't realize it was actually guys in the band

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Speaker 3: they're like, you wipe yours like you know, it's much

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Speaker 3: better if you sit down, And I was like really,

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Speaker 3: you know, I'm like, whoa, this is way better, so

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Speaker 3: much cleaner. So I think at that time I was

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Speaker 3: only a stand up wiper.

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Speaker 4: Did your parents potty train you to stand and wipe?

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Speaker 2: Well? You know, where did it come from? You know?

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Speaker 3: I don't know because I remember being a kid. You

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Speaker 3: know your your parents will literally wipe your ass, you

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Speaker 3: know your yeah, yeah, your kid. But you yelled here

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Speaker 3: you dinner, You yell like I need something to come

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Speaker 3: and wipe your ass.

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Speaker 2: And then you're like sixteen, no, no on.

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Speaker 3: Is sorry, but you start doing yourself. And he was

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Speaker 3: just I always stood up? Whe did you always wipe

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Speaker 3: sitting down? Yes, okay, that's good. It's good for you obviously,

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Speaker 3: and you went this is another question. We found this

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Speaker 3: out to see back then we found a half half

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Speaker 3: the band wiped back to front, back to the front.

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Speaker 3: We discussed, I know, but they did it. We didn't

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Speaker 3: believe them. They will do they do.

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Speaker 2: But why the ball?

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Speaker 3: That's also yes, I know, but they said, hey, it

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Speaker 3: doesn't matter if you have a pussy. But still it's

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Speaker 3: still towards your ball. It's still less proper.

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Speaker 2: It might be less of a risk than of but

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Speaker 2: like you're you're bringing ship towards the back of your ball.

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Speaker 3: I just wiped standing up because that's how I thought

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Speaker 3: you did it, you know, but anyway, I don't.

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Speaker 2: Well you barely. You didn't wipe for weeks.

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Speaker 4: That's animals like a very limited time.

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Speaker 3: It was a whild that was the two thousands. Different time.

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Speaker 3: You know, we don't know what we didn't know really

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Speaker 3: different time. You know, I'm not I always just walking

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Speaker 3: around a nasty ass.

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Speaker 2: I thought like for years you were walking that was

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Speaker 2: just that was a ship.

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Speaker 3: That was just like one off, one isolated incident of

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Speaker 3: a nasty It's.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm not.

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Speaker 3: Come on, I got more sense. We all want to

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Speaker 3: be itchy all the time.

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Speaker 5: It.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, if you had ship on your asses.

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Speaker 1: I thought you had.

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Speaker 2: I thought you were like a ship ass kind of guy,

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Speaker 2: Like you had tons of ship in your ass for life.

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Speaker 3: That'd be so noticeable. Dude, you just never wiped your ass.

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Speaker 2: It would smell. Yeah, it'd be odorous.

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Speaker 3: You don't smell great.

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Speaker 2: No, I mean I'm not. I don't want my nose

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Speaker 2: in your pants. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Fact, if if we were a doggy style or something,

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Speaker 3: yeah doggies. Yeah, yeah, that's real though. It actually back

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Speaker 3: in clean completion. I know a friend, so he did

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Speaker 3: this vegan girl and she's like, she's like, she's like,

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Speaker 3: I don't want my ass. I do clean completion. And

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Speaker 3: he's like, what's that. She's like, well, she's like, if

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Speaker 3: you have a proper diet. You have a perfect shit

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Speaker 3: clean completion, which I've had before.

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Speaker 2: You drive vegan is a proper diet, and I don't

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Speaker 2: think that. I don't think that's true.

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Speaker 3: Well, you get sick and I have diarrhect But let's

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Speaker 3: say you have a perfect ship because it's happened, you know,

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Speaker 3: you fly it and there's literally nothing there once in

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Speaker 3: a blue moon, you know, So she did.

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Speaker 2: That wipe every time. I wouldn't even know.

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Speaker 3: You wouldn't even Well, don't you look at it? What

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Speaker 3: if you don't, there's just no look what do you

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Speaker 3: want to stop?

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Speaker 2: When I was a little kid, maybe maybe.

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Speaker 3: Okay, you don't look at it when you wow? Never

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Speaker 3: do you just trust yourself? Like three you.

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Speaker 2: Might Well, I have a total toilet.

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Speaker 3: Oh yes, I like those are wonderful.

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Speaker 2: I got the whole thing.

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Speaker 4: I got the fucking the Japanese squirter.

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Speaker 3: It was amazing.

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Speaker 2: Then I do a wet wipe. Then I do a wipe.

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Speaker 3: It is ridiculous.

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Speaker 4: And in the shower, I have the hand shower and

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Speaker 4: shower the assle.

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Speaker 3: This is ridiculous.

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Speaker 2: I have one of the cleanest assholes in show business.

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Speaker 3: It's absurd.

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Speaker 2: It's like me and you on the assholes red room.

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Speaker 2: On the hygiene, I have a dat but whole hygiene,

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Speaker 2: but I.

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Speaker 3: Don't use it though. I prefer to go dry.

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Speaker 2: Why.

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Speaker 1: I don't know.

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Speaker 3: It's mortal, earthy. It's just like I don't know, like

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Speaker 3: it's just it's barns were there, Like, yes, I don't

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Speaker 3: have this pomp and circumstance. I got to wash my

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Speaker 3: hands now.

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Speaker 4: So you don't wash your hands out, saying I shook

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Speaker 4: your hand on the way.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I wash my hands. I'm a normal person, but

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Speaker 3: just like you know, I.

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Speaker 4: Don't think you are. I don't have a fun far

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Speaker 4: from normal.

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Speaker 4: It's terrible but you thought you were like over and

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Speaker 3: Aggay, Yeah, it's funny. Bomb Bomby stories aren't that long?

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Speaker 2: I thought you got like electrocuted on stage or something. No,

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Speaker 2: is that the worst injury you've had on stage? How

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you're because you're in show mode, like you know,

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Speaker 2: Adrenaline protects you from the pain that you're gonna This

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Speaker 3: I don't want to in the winter.

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Speaker 2: The table was supposed to break. Gig table. Yeah, the

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Speaker 2: One time I jumped off stage and this kid went no,

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Speaker 2: That was That was another like very beginning of this day.

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Speaker 3: Tickets, could you do the tour the broken rabber?

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Speaker 2: Now? Not? Well, not really because because there's so much

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Speaker 3: Another kid, wait, wait, wait, okay, logistical issue, how did

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Speaker 3: Like what you were like, what kind of pants are wearing?

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Speaker 2: I'm wearing a tuxedo, So how did he gets past that? No,

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Speaker 3: That's like a super condom one.

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Speaker 2: And then and then the and then the crowd was like, oh,

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and he just ran and I ran back to

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Speaker 2: No, that was like eight years ago. Let's say Season

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Speaker 3: I'm let down. I thought someone got four fingers in

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Speaker 2: No, it was like through the pants I crammed in

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Speaker 3: do you remember this thing called those hocie mail what

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Speaker 2: I hope it's still on my huccie mail.

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Speaker 3: It would make you an erotic story and you'd give

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Speaker 3: It was like I think they had like this mad

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00:17:13,119 --> 00:17:15,399
Speaker 3: lib set up and they would plug your these details

449
00:17:15,440 --> 00:17:16,719
Speaker 3: in but it woud get really good. It would ask

450
00:17:16,760 --> 00:17:18,879
Speaker 3: all these personal details, so the person reading would be like,

451
00:17:18,920 --> 00:17:19,480
Speaker 3: oh my god.

452
00:17:19,560 --> 00:17:19,800
Speaker 1: Wow.

453
00:17:20,359 --> 00:17:21,320
Speaker 3: So it was so funny to me.

454
00:17:22,200 --> 00:17:24,480
Speaker 2: So it was mad lib erotic fiction.

455
00:17:24,720 --> 00:17:27,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, but it was really well done, like like who

456
00:17:27,240 --> 00:17:29,040
Speaker 3: email who Gmail? Like check it out. I hope it's

457
00:17:29,080 --> 00:17:31,760
Speaker 3: still up there. But it's it's like it was, you know,

458
00:17:31,880 --> 00:17:34,879
Speaker 3: super like storytelling and super erotic. So I put my

459
00:17:34,920 --> 00:17:36,840
Speaker 3: two buds in there and it put a story and

460
00:17:36,840 --> 00:17:38,680
Speaker 3: I put all these details out there about their life

461
00:17:38,720 --> 00:17:40,600
Speaker 3: and you know, their their their apartment and all the

462
00:17:40,600 --> 00:17:42,720
Speaker 3: shit that would really would really ring and I was

463
00:17:42,800 --> 00:17:44,320
Speaker 3: laughing so hard. I was like, oh my god. It

464
00:17:44,760 --> 00:17:46,320
Speaker 3: was really explicit, like comment on the face and it

465
00:17:46,359 --> 00:17:48,600
Speaker 3: was crazy. So then I so then I think I

466
00:17:48,640 --> 00:17:50,880
Speaker 3: posted I said it to him or something. I forget

467
00:17:50,920 --> 00:17:52,960
Speaker 3: where I put it. And the response I thought, they

468
00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:54,600
Speaker 3: think it was really funny, and it was just like

469
00:17:54,640 --> 00:17:56,720
Speaker 3: this like radio silence, and it was like a week

470
00:17:56,720 --> 00:17:59,840
Speaker 3: and like everyone was like my two buds.

471
00:17:59,560 --> 00:18:00,000
Speaker 2: His friends.

472
00:18:00,040 --> 00:18:00,520
Speaker 3: He's just friends.

473
00:18:00,560 --> 00:18:03,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, but like like co workers out of like.

474
00:18:03,200 --> 00:18:06,520
Speaker 3: Your circulated it. They were so okay. Basically what happened

475
00:18:06,520 --> 00:18:07,919
Speaker 3: is totally tanked. I thought the thing was funny. They

476
00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:09,719
Speaker 3: didn't talking for a week. They're so disturbed. They sent

477
00:18:09,800 --> 00:18:12,640
Speaker 3: it all these people like, hey, something wrong with John.

478
00:18:12,680 --> 00:18:14,399
Speaker 3: I think he's really fucked up. He like took the

479
00:18:14,400 --> 00:18:16,919
Speaker 3: time to write this incredibly detailed, erotic story about us.

480
00:18:16,920 --> 00:18:20,639
Speaker 3: It's really explicit and it's like ten pages long. And

481
00:18:20,920 --> 00:18:23,680
Speaker 3: then all every red and everyone was talking about it,

482
00:18:23,720 --> 00:18:26,960
Speaker 3: and then like people have like, hey, man, are you okay?

483
00:18:27,200 --> 00:18:29,240
Speaker 3: Are you okay? Something wrong?

484
00:18:29,320 --> 00:18:31,200
Speaker 4: He's like, but you didn't set up that it was

485
00:18:31,240 --> 00:18:33,119
Speaker 4: hoocie mail you just like.

486
00:18:33,320 --> 00:18:35,040
Speaker 3: My guys, I've been working on the story. Check it out.

487
00:18:37,440 --> 00:18:39,920
Speaker 2: But we coworkers. How did you know them? No, I

488
00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:43,399
Speaker 2: mean they're just riding my buds. Yeah, you were like

489
00:18:43,880 --> 00:18:44,800
Speaker 2: having a mental.

490
00:18:44,840 --> 00:18:47,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, I lost and I'm like spending my time like

491
00:18:47,680 --> 00:18:50,000
Speaker 3: late because it's really it's really well done and it's

492
00:18:50,040 --> 00:18:54,400
Speaker 3: it's very it's really erotic in the pool email. Yeah,

493
00:18:54,400 --> 00:18:56,160
Speaker 3: and it just keeps going and they bang like four times.

494
00:18:56,560 --> 00:18:58,320
Speaker 3: You should hoplish it, still mind, you should try with

495
00:18:58,320 --> 00:18:59,480
Speaker 3: your friends. That was you.

496
00:19:00,080 --> 00:19:04,840
Speaker 2: You, but your friends all were like inspiring against you,

497
00:19:04,920 --> 00:19:06,359
Speaker 2: Like no, it's seriously concerned.

498
00:19:06,560 --> 00:19:08,040
Speaker 3: It was like everyone was weird to me. I remember

499
00:19:08,040 --> 00:19:10,920
Speaker 3: going to party and everyone's really acting weird. I'm going on, Yeah,

500
00:19:10,960 --> 00:19:12,680
Speaker 3: I was like this is pretty prey those days. But yeah,

501
00:19:12,680 --> 00:19:15,359
Speaker 3: I was basically like socially canceled because every thought I

502
00:19:15,440 --> 00:19:17,760
Speaker 3: fucking lost my mind. And it was like spending like

503
00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:21,719
Speaker 3: like a year writing this fucking crazy novel about them

504
00:19:21,720 --> 00:19:24,040
Speaker 3: banging each other and and I know all these and

505
00:19:24,080 --> 00:19:25,920
Speaker 3: I know all these details, so it's like I like

506
00:19:26,200 --> 00:19:29,680
Speaker 3: include the tattoos, the guy, I'm like job, the car,

507
00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:32,000
Speaker 3: and so it's like it's it's really it's really amazing.

508
00:19:33,440 --> 00:19:35,879
Speaker 4: But you did you know, We're like, hey, this is

509
00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:40,639
Speaker 4: ucci mao. You just are like, hey wrote it, wouldn't

510
00:19:40,640 --> 00:19:41,280
Speaker 4: you be impressed?

511
00:19:42,680 --> 00:19:45,320
Speaker 2: I totally get it. I totally get it.

512
00:19:45,720 --> 00:19:50,520
Speaker 3: It didn't work out. Didn't work out, that's fun. I

513
00:19:50,960 --> 00:19:52,000
Speaker 3: was still online. I should try it.

514
00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:52,840
Speaker 2: I guess you got to.

515
00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:54,960
Speaker 3: I don't think chat will do as good as a job.

516
00:19:54,840 --> 00:19:56,560
Speaker 2: As Maybe send it to us and then we'll have

517
00:19:56,800 --> 00:19:59,840
Speaker 2: like the serie voice read it read read excerpts.

518
00:20:01,359 --> 00:20:05,680
Speaker 6: Brian moved his tongue slowly down the length of Remy's shaft,

519
00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:08,840
Speaker 6: from the dense hair at its base the slit in

520
00:20:08,920 --> 00:20:12,520
Speaker 6: the head of his penis. Remy's breathing began to quicken.

521
00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:16,240
Speaker 6: Oh God, but feels so good, he moaned, running his

522
00:20:16,440 --> 00:20:20,800
Speaker 6: strong hands through Brian's blonde hair. Brian loved the feeling

523
00:20:20,880 --> 00:20:23,800
Speaker 6: of his mouth on Remy's cock. It gave him an

524
00:20:23,840 --> 00:20:27,800
Speaker 6: incredible sense of power and control, but for the right reasons,

525
00:20:28,240 --> 00:20:34,520
Speaker 6: it connected him with Remy's manhood. Oh, Remy moaned, Oh yeah, God,

526
00:20:34,640 --> 00:20:39,000
Speaker 6: that feels good. Remy didn't disagree. It was an incredible

527
00:20:39,119 --> 00:20:43,000
Speaker 6: sensation feeling his cock go from the warmth of Remy's

528
00:20:43,040 --> 00:20:45,919
Speaker 6: ass when he was deep within him, to the cool

529
00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:48,720
Speaker 6: of the water lapping his balls when he pulled out

530
00:20:49,119 --> 00:20:51,320
Speaker 6: each stroke was better than the last.

531
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Speaker 2: Warm cool, Warm cool.

532
00:20:55,080 --> 00:20:58,800
Speaker 6: Brian knew he was getting close. Their breathing became ragged

533
00:20:58,960 --> 00:21:03,000
Speaker 6: and their moans loud. Come on, come with me, Remmy

534
00:21:03,160 --> 00:21:06,160
Speaker 6: urged him. Give it to me, deep in me, as

535
00:21:06,240 --> 00:21:10,439
Speaker 6: deep as you can. Brian's strokes got faster and more urgent.

536
00:21:10,800 --> 00:21:13,960
Speaker 6: He was practically lifting himself out of the water, now

537
00:21:14,359 --> 00:21:18,119
Speaker 6: pounding himself against Remy. He felt Remy grip his rigid

538
00:21:18,200 --> 00:21:21,040
Speaker 6: cock with his muscle ring and knew he couldn't hold

539
00:21:21,080 --> 00:21:25,439
Speaker 6: out any longer. Yes, Remy screamed as his second orgasm hit.

540
00:21:25,680 --> 00:21:28,879
Speaker 6: Then come spurted out onto his abs, and with a

541
00:21:29,040 --> 00:21:34,120
Speaker 6: loud groan, Brian exploded, shooting wave after wave of come

542
00:21:34,280 --> 00:21:37,960
Speaker 6: deep into Remmy. They grasped each other tightly, one in

543
00:21:38,040 --> 00:21:42,720
Speaker 6: the water, the other the pool's edge. As their orgasms subsided,

544
00:21:43,119 --> 00:21:47,440
Speaker 6: they smiled, hugged each other, and then slipped into the pool.

545
00:21:50,400 --> 00:22:01,720
Speaker 1: With Ericdre with Adre.

546
00:22:02,160 --> 00:22:04,280
Speaker 3: We opened for Dim Nails And that was basically like

547
00:22:04,600 --> 00:22:06,560
Speaker 3: a tour straight of bombing every night.

548
00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:08,399
Speaker 2: Oh you toured with them?

549
00:22:08,520 --> 00:22:11,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, this is off the first album and in the

550
00:22:11,720 --> 00:22:12,840
Speaker 3: hockey arenas.

551
00:22:12,680 --> 00:22:15,920
Speaker 4: Oh fuck it, like that is stress and like we

552
00:22:16,080 --> 00:22:17,360
Speaker 4: never played arena before once.

553
00:22:17,400 --> 00:22:18,520
Speaker 2: The first couple of shows don't go.

554
00:22:18,600 --> 00:22:20,600
Speaker 3: Well, You're like, uh oh dude, it's like that because

555
00:22:20,640 --> 00:22:23,840
Speaker 3: we knew like this isn't gonna go and made to

556
00:22:23,840 --> 00:22:25,760
Speaker 3: play the smell like this isn't gonna work in hockey arena,

557
00:22:25,880 --> 00:22:28,200
Speaker 3: like are we doing? And then and also you know

558
00:22:28,240 --> 00:22:29,959
Speaker 3: that the comedy you think it's an arena. It's like, oh,

559
00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:31,800
Speaker 3: it's so big. No, don't you can't hear someone.

560
00:22:32,040 --> 00:22:34,200
Speaker 2: Cool that they took you along on your first album?

561
00:22:34,680 --> 00:22:36,240
Speaker 3: Tight, It makes no sense looking back.

562
00:22:36,400 --> 00:22:38,720
Speaker 2: No, that day, I mean has a good taste.

563
00:22:38,800 --> 00:22:41,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's just a wacky call. But yeah, I remember, like.

564
00:22:41,800 --> 00:22:43,480
Speaker 2: I mean, Prince opened up for the Rolling Stones and

565
00:22:43,520 --> 00:22:44,360
Speaker 2: he got bottles throwing.

566
00:22:44,960 --> 00:22:49,360
Speaker 3: My girlfriend's dad saw that show way everyone's booing prins Yeah, yeah,

567
00:22:49,400 --> 00:22:49,760
Speaker 3: yeah good.

568
00:22:49,800 --> 00:22:52,560
Speaker 4: And later it's like it was Prince. Yeah, people were

569
00:22:52,600 --> 00:22:53,800
Speaker 4: throwing glass bottles.

570
00:22:55,240 --> 00:22:57,000
Speaker 3: They get back. I got hit with the bagel actually

571
00:22:57,080 --> 00:22:59,040
Speaker 3: that the Atlantic City stop. I got hit and I said,

572
00:22:59,040 --> 00:23:00,280
Speaker 3: what the fuck is that? I got hit again? I

573
00:23:00,359 --> 00:23:02,600
Speaker 3: was like yeah, and I'm like, what the fuck was

574
00:23:02,600 --> 00:23:04,679
Speaker 3: every there was like huge ass bagel and I'm like, oh,

575
00:23:04,760 --> 00:23:06,000
Speaker 3: there's a bagel stand right there?

576
00:23:06,119 --> 00:23:09,320
Speaker 4: Did they like, give you any like words of encouragement.

577
00:23:09,520 --> 00:23:11,720
Speaker 3: No, no, I got to say the real stand up guys.

578
00:23:11,760 --> 00:23:13,600
Speaker 3: The second we got there, Trent was like, hey, guys,

579
00:23:13,680 --> 00:23:14,840
Speaker 3: really happened to have you here. If anyone is a

580
00:23:14,920 --> 00:23:16,520
Speaker 3: dick to you, I'll fire them. And then uh. And

581
00:23:16,560 --> 00:23:19,160
Speaker 3: then after like show two, he's like, I've noticed it's

582
00:23:19,160 --> 00:23:21,040
Speaker 3: not going so well. I'm gonna let you guys use

583
00:23:21,119 --> 00:23:24,160
Speaker 3: my huge video wall, which is like millions of dollars

584
00:23:24,240 --> 00:23:25,960
Speaker 3: video wall. And he's like, what if we put like

585
00:23:26,160 --> 00:23:28,600
Speaker 3: infrared cameras on you guys and we could show the

586
00:23:28,640 --> 00:23:30,600
Speaker 3: stuff of the wall and yeah, and once we did

587
00:23:31,800 --> 00:23:33,040
Speaker 3: something to see because.

588
00:23:32,800 --> 00:23:35,879
Speaker 2: We were yeah, you know, so he was like supportive

589
00:23:36,400 --> 00:23:38,280
Speaker 2: and the sweet and yeah yeah.

590
00:23:38,359 --> 00:23:39,960
Speaker 3: But you know you think in this huge arena you

591
00:23:39,960 --> 00:23:41,760
Speaker 3: can't hear someone how call you. You can hear it

592
00:23:41,840 --> 00:23:44,199
Speaker 3: and you can see. It'd be like if you got

593
00:23:44,359 --> 00:23:46,760
Speaker 3: blowed this pink motherfucker and you'd be like, oh, it's

594
00:23:46,800 --> 00:23:47,600
Speaker 3: that guy there in the NASCAR.

595
00:23:47,720 --> 00:23:51,640
Speaker 4: Had was like this, if you got this pink motherfucker

596
00:23:51,960 --> 00:23:52,800
Speaker 4: is crazy.

597
00:23:53,119 --> 00:23:54,359
Speaker 3: He held the two birds up.

598
00:23:58,760 --> 00:23:59,920
Speaker 2: Okay, here is he train?

599
00:24:00,160 --> 00:24:02,400
Speaker 3: Fuck Rasnert we're in the Florida.

600
00:24:02,920 --> 00:24:03,120
Speaker 1: Yeah.

601
00:24:03,760 --> 00:24:06,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, the secondary market tour.

602
00:24:06,920 --> 00:24:09,879
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, fuck man, that's tough. How many shows were

603
00:24:09,920 --> 00:24:10,399
Speaker 2: that was that?

604
00:24:10,640 --> 00:24:12,680
Speaker 3: It was like six or eight or something like that. Yeah,

605
00:24:12,800 --> 00:24:15,040
Speaker 3: but I guess the Atlantics anyone, which actually went the

606
00:24:15,080 --> 00:24:16,600
Speaker 3: best because it was a smaller one of the House

607
00:24:16,600 --> 00:24:18,520
Speaker 3: of Blues because they did a special venue show. But

608
00:24:18,560 --> 00:24:20,240
Speaker 3: that's why I got hit with the bagels, which is fine.

609
00:24:20,359 --> 00:24:22,520
Speaker 3: The bagels are just start kind of disorienting.

610
00:24:23,720 --> 00:24:25,720
Speaker 2: That's tough. Did you remain friends with.

611
00:24:26,359 --> 00:24:27,560
Speaker 3: We did a song with him twenty one.

612
00:24:27,640 --> 00:24:28,080
Speaker 2: Really nice.

613
00:24:28,119 --> 00:24:30,240
Speaker 3: He's a nice guy, very nice guy. But that was hilarious.

614
00:24:30,240 --> 00:24:32,360
Speaker 3: We went from playing the smell and like a basements

615
00:24:32,400 --> 00:24:34,280
Speaker 3: and ship to like to opening like hot.

616
00:24:34,400 --> 00:24:35,720
Speaker 2: That's pretty. That's pretty drastic.

617
00:24:35,880 --> 00:24:37,200
Speaker 3: But we have the moment, you know, the second we

618
00:24:37,200 --> 00:24:39,159
Speaker 3: played the first song, like, ah, this is why you

619
00:24:39,240 --> 00:24:42,280
Speaker 3: don't write music like this. It's like David Byrne book,

620
00:24:42,280 --> 00:24:44,280
Speaker 3: you know, the one where I was like, the music

621
00:24:44,400 --> 00:24:46,159
Speaker 3: is written for where it's gonna be heard, you know,

622
00:24:46,400 --> 00:24:49,320
Speaker 3: like he's like, he's a foreigner, played arenas, so they

623
00:24:49,359 --> 00:24:52,160
Speaker 3: need mid tempo songs with clear vocals, and and he's

624
00:24:52,160 --> 00:24:54,160
Speaker 3: like punk bands played could play fast because they.

625
00:24:54,119 --> 00:24:56,440
Speaker 2: Were in the small you know, ball so interesting.

626
00:24:56,560 --> 00:24:59,399
Speaker 3: You really saw like the arena, the the right, the

627
00:24:59,440 --> 00:25:01,119
Speaker 3: band that would right. You know, we killed it at

628
00:25:01,160 --> 00:25:02,600
Speaker 3: the smell, but we cannot right.

629
00:25:02,680 --> 00:25:02,879
Speaker 6: You know.

630
00:25:03,119 --> 00:25:06,240
Speaker 2: When I first I did this movie, it was like

631
00:25:06,320 --> 00:25:08,320
Speaker 2: a hitting camera prank movie called Bad Trip.

632
00:25:08,400 --> 00:25:10,280
Speaker 4: And it's narrative, right.

633
00:25:10,400 --> 00:25:14,800
Speaker 2: So I'm trying to, like originally edit it as fast

634
00:25:14,840 --> 00:25:17,160
Speaker 2: as the Eric Andre Show, which is like the fastest

635
00:25:17,240 --> 00:25:20,800
Speaker 2: editing ever. And Jeff Tremaine, who was our like Papa

636
00:25:20,880 --> 00:25:24,439
Speaker 2: Bear producer on it, who co created Jackass, directed all

637
00:25:24,440 --> 00:25:27,960
Speaker 2: the Jacko's movies. He goes, I'm telling you, guys, to

638
00:25:28,080 --> 00:25:31,040
Speaker 2: meanky Tao. He goes, I'm telling you, you can't edit

639
00:25:31,200 --> 00:25:34,680
Speaker 2: this as fast as it can't be the same pace

640
00:25:34,720 --> 00:25:35,399
Speaker 2: as Eric Andriy.

641
00:25:35,400 --> 00:25:37,040
Speaker 3: She couldn't take it for two hours or whatever.

642
00:25:37,200 --> 00:25:42,080
Speaker 2: Well, he goes, Physically, the movie is on a big screen.

643
00:25:42,520 --> 00:25:45,800
Speaker 2: Your eye is taking in a bunch of information on

644
00:25:45,920 --> 00:25:49,160
Speaker 2: a big screen in a dark room. It's not watching

645
00:25:49,320 --> 00:25:52,920
Speaker 2: dumb little clips on your iPhone or TV at home.

646
00:25:53,320 --> 00:25:56,040
Speaker 2: He goes, your eye physically can't keep up with the

647
00:25:56,160 --> 00:25:59,280
Speaker 2: pace of your show, which is exceptionally fast. He goes,

648
00:25:59,280 --> 00:26:02,320
Speaker 2: I'm telling you, a movie has to be has to

649
00:26:02,480 --> 00:26:04,960
Speaker 2: move at a slower pace, and the audience has taken

650
00:26:05,400 --> 00:26:08,320
Speaker 2: narrative information just like foreigner lyrics, you know what I mean. Like,

651
00:26:08,720 --> 00:26:11,520
Speaker 2: and I was like, ah, man, fuck that, I'm punk rock.

652
00:26:11,880 --> 00:26:14,399
Speaker 2: Like I wasn't listening to He goes, I'm pump rock too.

653
00:26:14,480 --> 00:26:17,239
Speaker 2: I invented Jackass. I'm telling you. When we went from

654
00:26:17,320 --> 00:26:20,120
Speaker 2: Jackass the TV show to the Jackass movies, I had

655
00:26:20,160 --> 00:26:22,920
Speaker 2: to learn this lesson myself. I'm not trying to control you.

656
00:26:23,080 --> 00:26:25,919
Speaker 2: I'm telling you it's an actual fact. It's a medium

657
00:26:26,359 --> 00:26:28,200
Speaker 2: principle of you getting raped by a rilla.

658
00:26:28,720 --> 00:26:28,920
Speaker 1: Yeah.

659
00:26:29,200 --> 00:26:33,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, So he was like but he was basically the

660
00:26:33,320 --> 00:26:35,800
Speaker 2: David Byrne of comedy. I didn't know you open up

661
00:26:35,800 --> 00:26:38,119
Speaker 2: for a nice stuff. So so he was cool and

662
00:26:38,280 --> 00:26:40,200
Speaker 2: he was supportive. That's great. I love hearing.

663
00:26:40,280 --> 00:26:41,679
Speaker 3: I can't say enough good things about the guy.

664
00:26:41,760 --> 00:26:44,199
Speaker 2: I've only heard good things about the guys. I think

665
00:26:44,240 --> 00:26:45,720
Speaker 2: he's been through it all. And he went to Helen

666
00:26:45,800 --> 00:26:46,359
Speaker 2: back and yeah, and.

667
00:26:46,320 --> 00:26:50,200
Speaker 3: He's also you know, extremely as you expected, extremely professional focused,

668
00:26:50,320 --> 00:26:52,280
Speaker 3: you know, like yeah professional, also like you know, we

669
00:26:52,440 --> 00:26:53,879
Speaker 3: we played with them in Hell Fast, we got to

670
00:26:53,880 --> 00:26:57,160
Speaker 3: do the song we did together, and like he's going

671
00:26:57,359 --> 00:26:59,760
Speaker 3: So he's doing it, like performing at like a hundred

672
00:26:59,760 --> 00:27:02,879
Speaker 3: per hundred ten percent the whole set where we were

673
00:27:02,920 --> 00:27:06,720
Speaker 3: watching side tag like holy ship, Yeah, yeah, nothing anything.

674
00:27:07,920 --> 00:27:08,400
Speaker 2: He's a star.

675
00:27:08,600 --> 00:27:09,080
Speaker 3: It's amazing.

676
00:27:09,240 --> 00:27:10,400
Speaker 2: He's pretty fucking Yeah.

677
00:27:10,400 --> 00:27:11,040
Speaker 3: There's the reason he is.

678
00:27:11,119 --> 00:27:13,840
Speaker 2: You know, he's a special guy. He's a he's a

679
00:27:13,920 --> 00:27:17,720
Speaker 2: fucking Oscar Award winning He's a genius. He's a fucking

680
00:27:17,920 --> 00:27:18,639
Speaker 2: musical genius.

681
00:27:19,880 --> 00:27:20,679
Speaker 1: And to make.

682
00:27:20,800 --> 00:27:25,200
Speaker 2: Industrial music popular is like impossible. Like I used to

683
00:27:25,240 --> 00:27:28,960
Speaker 2: listen to like cam FDM, Like that's for nobody, Like nobody,

684
00:27:29,520 --> 00:27:31,120
Speaker 2: nobody listens to that ship, you know what I mean,

685
00:27:31,480 --> 00:27:34,440
Speaker 2: Like like I do, me and you do. But like

686
00:27:35,040 --> 00:27:39,920
Speaker 2: the fact that somebody unearthed all you know, remember a

687
00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:42,200
Speaker 2: Leah the R and B singer the late rmbs, she

688
00:27:42,440 --> 00:27:45,240
Speaker 2: loved uh nine in Nails and somebody somebody made a

689
00:27:45,280 --> 00:27:48,399
Speaker 2: super cut of her and interviews just being like, and

690
00:27:48,560 --> 00:27:51,560
Speaker 2: my favorite band of all time Nine inch Nails. Trent

691
00:27:51,680 --> 00:27:54,600
Speaker 2: Razner is a genius. Nine inch Nails. That's the best

692
00:27:54,680 --> 00:27:57,000
Speaker 2: band out right now. So like the fact that that

693
00:27:57,160 --> 00:28:02,480
Speaker 2: guy was able to make in dust st real music popular,

694
00:28:03,880 --> 00:28:09,120
Speaker 2: it's crazy speaks to his prowess songwriting, nineties a wild

695
00:28:09,160 --> 00:28:10,840
Speaker 2: time anything else what other bombs.

696
00:28:10,840 --> 00:28:12,080
Speaker 3: All right, let me look up. I wrote down some

697
00:28:12,160 --> 00:28:14,680
Speaker 3: other bombs. You always bring up, Like I heard like

698
00:28:14,720 --> 00:28:16,920
Speaker 3: two seconds of two episodes. You're like, what's the most

699
00:28:16,920 --> 00:28:17,680
Speaker 3: wasted you want?

700
00:28:17,840 --> 00:28:17,959
Speaker 1: Oh?

701
00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:18,879
Speaker 2: Yeah, what's the most wasted?

702
00:28:18,960 --> 00:28:19,480
Speaker 1: You were on stage?

703
00:28:19,600 --> 00:28:22,200
Speaker 3: I am too responsible? I like, you know, because you're

704
00:28:22,640 --> 00:28:24,920
Speaker 3: wast You were wasted on my show? Yes, I was,

705
00:28:25,040 --> 00:28:27,359
Speaker 3: But but you guys gave you guys gave do that

706
00:28:27,400 --> 00:28:29,440
Speaker 3: on purpose. You give the like open bar on the backstage.

707
00:28:29,480 --> 00:28:30,720
Speaker 4: It was like eight bombs, but we don't put a

708
00:28:30,760 --> 00:28:32,960
Speaker 4: gun in your head and say fit pol come on.

709
00:28:33,200 --> 00:28:36,320
Speaker 3: Yeah right, that's like a fucking booby trap on purpose.

710
00:28:37,359 --> 00:28:39,720
Speaker 2: All I'm commenting on is the fact you're like, I'm professional,

711
00:28:39,840 --> 00:28:42,120
Speaker 2: I only have I wouldn't be. No, No, I don't.

712
00:28:42,320 --> 00:28:46,920
Speaker 3: I only I've been. However, like you alway talking about

713
00:28:46,920 --> 00:28:48,840
Speaker 3: like psychedelics, like I would love more than anything to

714
00:28:48,880 --> 00:28:52,000
Speaker 3: play a show on some screams or LSD have you. No,

715
00:28:52,160 --> 00:28:53,640
Speaker 3: I just had a recurtagey for the other guys because

716
00:28:53,640 --> 00:28:55,920
Speaker 3: they don' wouldn't understand they're not into that stuff. They'd

717
00:28:55,960 --> 00:28:56,920
Speaker 3: be really pissed at me.

718
00:28:57,080 --> 00:28:58,880
Speaker 4: I don't think I would the most wastes that you've

719
00:28:58,880 --> 00:28:59,400
Speaker 4: been on stage.

720
00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:02,120
Speaker 3: I don't know, just a lot. Just he's drinking. It's

721
00:29:02,160 --> 00:29:02,840
Speaker 3: not that big a deal.

722
00:29:02,880 --> 00:29:05,440
Speaker 4: I think, like a Primavera's like that's like the common

723
00:29:06,160 --> 00:29:08,560
Speaker 4: you know, like you're not so RUDSTI no.

724
00:29:08,720 --> 00:29:11,320
Speaker 3: Sometimes sober sometimes, but like it's not like a big deal.

725
00:29:11,360 --> 00:29:13,480
Speaker 3: But like uh but like Primavera, I did, like I

726
00:29:13,480 --> 00:29:16,840
Speaker 3: remember we were we were this uh the second premam Era.

727
00:29:16,960 --> 00:29:19,440
Speaker 3: It was a preview. It is like the most best vestals.

728
00:29:19,160 --> 00:29:21,600
Speaker 2: The almost got to play it this year or something happened.

729
00:29:21,840 --> 00:29:23,400
Speaker 2: Oh yeah whatever.

730
00:29:23,520 --> 00:29:25,600
Speaker 3: Well you know the Spanish like they wake up six pm,

731
00:29:25,920 --> 00:29:28,040
Speaker 3: they live at home till they're like thirty five. Yeah,

732
00:29:28,160 --> 00:29:29,320
Speaker 3: and they party all night.

733
00:29:29,520 --> 00:29:30,360
Speaker 1: They got to figure it out.

734
00:29:30,440 --> 00:29:32,840
Speaker 3: So it's just it's insane there. So like the vibe there.

735
00:29:33,520 --> 00:29:35,320
Speaker 3: Uh so like right before we went on that like

736
00:29:35,400 --> 00:29:37,360
Speaker 3: the guy comes by and he's got all the stuff.

737
00:29:37,440 --> 00:29:40,280
Speaker 3: So I did, like I did like fucking a gorilla finger,

738
00:29:40,400 --> 00:29:42,640
Speaker 3: like a fucking screamer, and then right went on and then.

739
00:29:42,560 --> 00:29:46,280
Speaker 2: I was like a gorilla fingers like well returns.

740
00:29:46,280 --> 00:29:47,360
Speaker 3: But like you know, it's like when you do like

741
00:29:47,400 --> 00:29:49,000
Speaker 3: a line of coke that's so big, a scream that's

742
00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:53,800
Speaker 3: a screamer, you know, you're like a you know, and

743
00:29:53,880 --> 00:29:56,280
Speaker 3: those you're like like but or they call or they

744
00:29:56,320 --> 00:29:57,680
Speaker 3: call it a gorilla. It looks like it looks like

745
00:29:57,720 --> 00:29:58,560
Speaker 3: a gorilla finger, you.

746
00:29:58,560 --> 00:30:00,880
Speaker 2: Know what I mean, Like it's so big, my god.

747
00:30:02,040 --> 00:30:03,600
Speaker 3: So I did I did that and we went on.

748
00:30:03,760 --> 00:30:05,360
Speaker 3: It was like then we went on stage like three Am.

749
00:30:05,600 --> 00:30:07,480
Speaker 3: We got to close the stage, like that's the Primo song,

750
00:30:07,560 --> 00:30:09,000
Speaker 3: like the sot they give you if you're like, if

751
00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:10,920
Speaker 3: they really love you, you get to play three Am

752
00:30:11,720 --> 00:30:16,240
Speaker 3: on that stage, crazy and losing it and the first

753
00:30:16,280 --> 00:30:18,680
Speaker 3: song because all this ship sounds like fun. It was

754
00:30:18,680 --> 00:30:20,560
Speaker 3: like feeding back and Jake was fucking furious to kick

755
00:30:20,600 --> 00:30:23,120
Speaker 3: the ship over and I was like I'm gonna. I

756
00:30:23,200 --> 00:30:25,240
Speaker 3: was like yeah, and I was like going on later,

757
00:30:25,400 --> 00:30:27,240
Speaker 3: Jake was really pissing. He's like, you could have died

758
00:30:27,240 --> 00:30:30,000
Speaker 3: on stage, man. I'm like I would be yea, what.

759
00:30:30,040 --> 00:30:32,080
Speaker 2: Do you do too much coke? You just bear and

760
00:30:32,200 --> 00:30:33,480
Speaker 2: bear it down so you can.

761
00:30:33,480 --> 00:30:35,080
Speaker 3: Well, we're playing the show. Once I said you lock in,

762
00:30:35,160 --> 00:30:35,680
Speaker 3: You're in the show.

763
00:30:35,720 --> 00:30:36,520
Speaker 2: Locked in the show.

764
00:30:36,520 --> 00:30:37,160
Speaker 3: It was a great show.

765
00:30:38,080 --> 00:30:38,760
Speaker 2: Show the show.

766
00:30:38,920 --> 00:30:41,080
Speaker 3: The show is magical. It was like I was young

767
00:30:41,120 --> 00:30:43,520
Speaker 3: at the time. Now I was on love with my girlfriend.

768
00:30:43,680 --> 00:30:46,160
Speaker 3: Like the second we got off stage, I took all

769
00:30:46,240 --> 00:30:48,280
Speaker 3: the molly at once, and then I ran out.

770
00:30:48,320 --> 00:30:49,960
Speaker 2: You're trying to get your heart to pup and then and.

771
00:30:49,960 --> 00:30:51,720
Speaker 3: Then I ran out, and then all the kids was

772
00:30:51,840 --> 00:30:53,880
Speaker 3: like five in the morning. They got around me. I

773
00:30:53,960 --> 00:30:55,240
Speaker 3: was my girlfriend and they started worshed.

774
00:30:55,240 --> 00:30:59,160
Speaker 2: They all worked out, and I was like, oh, yeah,

775
00:31:00,080 --> 00:31:04,000
Speaker 2: you're like a golden guy. It was magical, like a

776
00:31:04,040 --> 00:31:04,880
Speaker 2: bomb that sounds like that.

777
00:31:06,880 --> 00:31:09,000
Speaker 3: It was one of the best that yeah, and then

778
00:31:09,400 --> 00:31:11,240
Speaker 3: and then kept going and it was just me hearing

779
00:31:11,280 --> 00:31:13,120
Speaker 3: the sound man that it was like eighty am we're

780
00:31:13,160 --> 00:31:16,680
Speaker 3: rocking this. I'm like a war off. It's like, oh no, no,

781
00:31:17,760 --> 00:31:18,480
Speaker 3: oh god.

782
00:31:18,560 --> 00:31:18,720
Speaker 6: You know.

783
00:31:19,160 --> 00:31:21,000
Speaker 3: That was terrible at that point, but it was great.

784
00:31:21,160 --> 00:31:22,040
Speaker 3: It was worth it. It was great.

785
00:31:23,640 --> 00:31:25,680
Speaker 2: When he did drugs, he doesn't yea, he had two

786
00:31:25,720 --> 00:31:28,680
Speaker 2: heart attacks when he's twenty nine years old. Sober ever since.

787
00:31:28,760 --> 00:31:29,920
Speaker 2: He's a chef, but I mean I.

788
00:31:30,320 --> 00:31:32,240
Speaker 3: Do I didn't follow his recipe on mine.

789
00:31:32,400 --> 00:31:35,320
Speaker 2: He's a great She's an incredible chef. He's very talented man.

790
00:31:35,400 --> 00:31:38,120
Speaker 2: But I asked him what when he did drugs, what

791
00:31:38,280 --> 00:31:40,520
Speaker 2: was it like? He goes, I forget what he called

792
00:31:40,560 --> 00:31:42,120
Speaker 2: the gorilla finger reminded me of it. I think he

793
00:31:42,200 --> 00:31:42,560
Speaker 2: called it a.

794
00:31:42,600 --> 00:31:45,640
Speaker 4: Third rail, and I go, well, gatertail. It was a

795
00:31:45,680 --> 00:31:46,600
Speaker 4: gator taniel. I'll tell you what.

796
00:31:46,840 --> 00:31:50,840
Speaker 2: When I think a third railer, he would do ketamine,

797
00:31:51,080 --> 00:31:54,840
Speaker 2: meth and coke all in one giant line at work

798
00:31:54,920 --> 00:31:57,640
Speaker 2: while he was cooking. What he said, he would drink

799
00:31:57,680 --> 00:32:00,400
Speaker 2: a big gulp of vodka and then do a thirdd rail.

800
00:32:01,120 --> 00:32:02,479
Speaker 2: What it's horrible.

801
00:32:04,800 --> 00:32:05,920
Speaker 3: How did you eat food after that?

802
00:32:06,920 --> 00:32:07,560
Speaker 1: He doesn't eat.

803
00:32:07,640 --> 00:32:09,520
Speaker 2: He was like cooking and he was crazy. He did

804
00:32:09,680 --> 00:32:13,120
Speaker 2: sample them like you know, I don't know. He was

805
00:32:13,240 --> 00:32:16,960
Speaker 2: like a fucking wild maniac back in the day. You

806
00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:17,440
Speaker 2: know what I mean.

807
00:32:17,560 --> 00:32:19,000
Speaker 3: He's third rail.

808
00:32:19,160 --> 00:32:21,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's like working at very stressful kitchens and working

809
00:32:22,160 --> 00:32:23,760
Speaker 2: like nineteen hour shifts.

810
00:32:23,880 --> 00:32:26,560
Speaker 4: So he's just like, hey, every drug ever, no problem.

811
00:32:26,640 --> 00:32:27,120
Speaker 3: That's a new one.

812
00:32:27,240 --> 00:32:27,720
Speaker 1: Third rail.

813
00:32:28,280 --> 00:32:29,080
Speaker 2: What's a gatortail?

814
00:32:29,280 --> 00:32:31,480
Speaker 3: Gatortail? Same thing? A grailler fingers a really big line.

815
00:32:32,760 --> 00:32:35,200
Speaker 3: I think xanax mixed with coke is zombie dust.

816
00:32:35,560 --> 00:32:38,680
Speaker 2: Okay, I know, mushrooms and Molly's hippie flip yeap, then

817
00:32:40,440 --> 00:32:43,200
Speaker 2: candy flip yeah, drinking Robotestin's robot tripping.

818
00:32:43,560 --> 00:32:45,280
Speaker 3: Yeah, dude, you ever did you ever do that?

819
00:32:45,280 --> 00:32:45,440
Speaker 2: Shit?

820
00:32:45,440 --> 00:32:47,280
Speaker 3: It as a kid, like Corseton, you eat the pills.

821
00:32:47,440 --> 00:32:49,640
Speaker 3: What's Corse, It's like it was easier way to row trips.

822
00:32:49,680 --> 00:32:50,800
Speaker 3: It's so hard to drink robotestin.

823
00:32:50,840 --> 00:32:53,040
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, no, I'm from Florida. The kids would chug

824
00:32:53,240 --> 00:32:55,360
Speaker 2: the robot So I never did it. I never did it.

825
00:32:55,600 --> 00:32:57,960
Speaker 3: Well, so corseedon you could take up. It's super easy.

826
00:32:58,000 --> 00:33:02,800
Speaker 3: You just eat like forty pills at once. Wrong, so crazy.

827
00:33:03,040 --> 00:33:06,480
Speaker 3: No I never did again, Like, no, that's scary. It

828
00:33:06,560 --> 00:33:07,360
Speaker 3: slows down time.

829
00:33:07,720 --> 00:33:09,480
Speaker 2: So my friend did it and he goes. I felt

830
00:33:09,520 --> 00:33:11,400
Speaker 2: like my brain was boiling and I went to the

831
00:33:11,560 --> 00:33:15,320
Speaker 2: ninth Circle of Hell and there're like best friends that I.

832
00:33:15,400 --> 00:33:16,240
Speaker 1: Was just like, no thanks.

833
00:33:16,320 --> 00:33:17,920
Speaker 3: We watched Sounds and Lambs and it felt like it

834
00:33:17,960 --> 00:33:20,640
Speaker 3: took like eight hours. And remember we put on a

835
00:33:20,720 --> 00:33:22,240
Speaker 3: song and I knew the song was four minutes. I

836
00:33:22,280 --> 00:33:23,280
Speaker 3: remember just looking at the clock.

837
00:33:23,320 --> 00:33:25,680
Speaker 1: She's like, jeez, so.

838
00:33:25,720 --> 00:33:29,920
Speaker 2: Never get one time I ate weed with eight nugs.

839
00:33:29,960 --> 00:33:32,960
Speaker 2: I was like in tenth grade with peanut butter. I

840
00:33:33,120 --> 00:33:36,920
Speaker 2: just like scooped the nuts. And this is before weed's legal. Yea, yeah,

841
00:33:37,080 --> 00:33:40,960
Speaker 2: there's no dispensaries. There's no weed gummies. This is back

842
00:33:41,040 --> 00:33:43,560
Speaker 2: in the day. I'm talking. This is the nineties. I'm

843
00:33:43,720 --> 00:33:47,600
Speaker 2: like fifteen, and I had this cough left over from colds.

844
00:33:47,600 --> 00:33:49,320
Speaker 2: I was like, I want to get stoned, but I

845
00:33:49,320 --> 00:33:50,880
Speaker 2: don't want to smoke it. My friend's like, I think

846
00:33:50,920 --> 00:33:53,440
Speaker 2: you can eat it with peanut butter. So I ate

847
00:33:53,520 --> 00:33:55,520
Speaker 2: an entire It's probably the most high I've ever been.

848
00:33:56,640 --> 00:33:59,080
Speaker 2: You just eat a straight apparently, I think it a

849
00:33:59,160 --> 00:34:01,480
Speaker 2: cook it or something. No, he goes to my veran

850
00:34:01,560 --> 00:34:04,680
Speaker 2: goes the peanut butter extracts the THC in your stomach. Oh,

851
00:34:04,880 --> 00:34:08,319
Speaker 2: my friend who's like was sixteen and equally ding.

852
00:34:08,719 --> 00:34:10,800
Speaker 3: We had the internet, though kids knew this shit it was.

853
00:34:11,600 --> 00:34:14,359
Speaker 2: It wasn't pre internet, but the Internet wasn't a part

854
00:34:14,440 --> 00:34:17,200
Speaker 2: of life yet. There was definitely no smartphones. I had

855
00:34:17,280 --> 00:34:18,359
Speaker 2: no cell phone at the time.

856
00:34:18,680 --> 00:34:19,120
Speaker 3: Way better.

857
00:34:19,520 --> 00:34:21,800
Speaker 2: It was like I had a beeper and like the

858
00:34:22,280 --> 00:34:25,440
Speaker 2: only computer was in your mom's like room, you know

859
00:34:25,480 --> 00:34:27,200
Speaker 2: what I mean, Like and you had to kick your

860
00:34:27,280 --> 00:34:29,440
Speaker 2: mom off the phone to use the Yeah, So it

861
00:34:29,560 --> 00:34:32,560
Speaker 2: was like those days. So I scooped peanut butter on

862
00:34:32,640 --> 00:34:35,600
Speaker 2: a knife, on a butter knife and just packed nugs

863
00:34:35,640 --> 00:34:39,000
Speaker 2: of weed and like just ate like weed at like

864
00:34:39,719 --> 00:34:43,480
Speaker 2: peanut butter, like and an hour goes by and I

865
00:34:43,640 --> 00:34:45,759
Speaker 2: was like, man, that was a total failed didn't work.

866
00:34:45,760 --> 00:34:49,920
Speaker 2: And I started playing bass in my friends fucking crazy

867
00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:53,960
Speaker 2: house and then like I was tripping balls. I was

868
00:34:54,080 --> 00:34:56,880
Speaker 2: like the most high and fucked up I've ever been

869
00:34:56,920 --> 00:34:58,439
Speaker 2: in my entire life. I don't know what that's called,

870
00:34:58,520 --> 00:35:02,759
Speaker 2: but I've smoked uh cloud nine, like we dipped in

871
00:35:02,960 --> 00:35:05,440
Speaker 2: bombing fluid and PCP and I was less high then

872
00:35:05,600 --> 00:35:07,280
Speaker 2: than when I just hate by itself?

873
00:35:07,840 --> 00:35:09,600
Speaker 3: What is the what is the PCP high?

874
00:35:10,160 --> 00:35:11,759
Speaker 2: I was just it's kissing. It's kind of me.

875
00:35:12,280 --> 00:35:13,759
Speaker 3: Oh really, well, hey I'm learning.

876
00:35:13,840 --> 00:35:13,920
Speaker 1: Man.

877
00:35:14,040 --> 00:35:15,719
Speaker 3: You had a the fucking Flat Earth book in your

878
00:35:15,840 --> 00:35:16,319
Speaker 3: waiting room.

879
00:35:16,560 --> 00:35:18,120
Speaker 2: Oh really yeah, I don't know what's out there.

880
00:35:18,239 --> 00:35:21,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was whacky. I went to I went to

881
00:35:21,239 --> 00:35:23,840
Speaker 3: the fucking Index of Bibliography. It was all YouTube links.

882
00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:26,160
Speaker 2: It's like it's like a North Korean prison out there.

883
00:35:28,880 --> 00:35:30,200
Speaker 2: I don't know what's going on there.

884
00:35:31,440 --> 00:35:33,520
Speaker 3: Oh I found out I'm North Korean actually recently.

885
00:35:33,920 --> 00:35:36,240
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, well there it was one country.

886
00:35:36,520 --> 00:35:38,400
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, you know, but it's my whole life, my mom.

887
00:35:38,440 --> 00:35:40,040
Speaker 3: I even asked him I'm like, well, I'm not, We're

888
00:35:40,120 --> 00:35:40,719
Speaker 3: like South Korea.

889
00:35:40,760 --> 00:35:41,160
Speaker 1: It's the guy.

890
00:35:41,360 --> 00:35:43,440
Speaker 3: We're good And then uh, they came out later if

891
00:35:43,440 --> 00:35:44,360
Speaker 3: my mom just never told me.

892
00:35:44,400 --> 00:35:46,640
Speaker 2: I went to the DMZ. Wait really, I went to

893
00:35:46,719 --> 00:35:49,360
Speaker 2: the DMZ and looked at North Korea through binoculars. And

894
00:35:49,440 --> 00:35:51,000
Speaker 2: that's as close as what is it like when I

895
00:35:51,080 --> 00:35:54,920
Speaker 2: won't go I won't do you? They have they have

896
00:35:55,000 --> 00:35:58,080
Speaker 2: a fake city that's like a facade because they noticed

897
00:35:58,080 --> 00:36:00,759
Speaker 2: that people were watching, tours were watching, so they built

898
00:36:00,760 --> 00:36:02,279
Speaker 2: this like really makes sure like.

899
00:36:03,080 --> 00:36:03,640
Speaker 3: Village or whatever.

900
00:36:03,960 --> 00:36:06,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, and it's like totally like two D city and

901
00:36:07,440 --> 00:36:10,399
Speaker 2: the rest of it looks like pure misery, pure pure

902
00:36:10,480 --> 00:36:14,279
Speaker 2: fucking hell. But there is North Korean cuisine that I

903
00:36:14,480 --> 00:36:18,880
Speaker 2: tried to get. There's like one isn't that much different,

904
00:36:18,880 --> 00:36:21,239
Speaker 2: But there's this one stew that this woman in South

905
00:36:21,280 --> 00:36:23,160
Speaker 2: Korea told me to get and I failed it.

906
00:36:23,200 --> 00:36:25,520
Speaker 3: Wait Dan Sung saw in La. That's North Korean?

907
00:36:26,040 --> 00:36:26,200
Speaker 6: Is it?

908
00:36:26,360 --> 00:36:28,280
Speaker 3: Yeah, well it's supposed to be. It's like a Korean's

909
00:36:28,280 --> 00:36:30,040
Speaker 3: a bunker theme restaurant, and I mean, it's the same

910
00:36:30,040 --> 00:36:33,640
Speaker 3: fucking food. But oh uh huh, yeah, that's why they

911
00:36:33,680 --> 00:36:35,879
Speaker 3: all Wait camera, there's a big picture of Kim Jung

912
00:36:35,960 --> 00:36:37,799
Speaker 3: ill in there really, Yeah, it's on the wall.

913
00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:41,359
Speaker 2: It's pretty controversial, is it in Korea town?

914
00:36:41,520 --> 00:36:41,719
Speaker 1: Yeah?

915
00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:45,640
Speaker 2: Okay, well that's that's like having a Fidel Castro picture

916
00:36:45,680 --> 00:36:46,400
Speaker 2: at a Cuban restaurant.

917
00:36:46,440 --> 00:36:47,759
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's actually funny. It's like when you go to

918
00:36:47,800 --> 00:36:49,680
Speaker 3: a Russia It's like they have guys dressed up as

919
00:36:49,760 --> 00:36:53,480
Speaker 3: like uh solid and putin like you can't do that

920
00:36:53,480 --> 00:36:56,800
Speaker 3: in Germany. There's not like take a photo Hitler. You know,

921
00:36:57,160 --> 00:37:00,560
Speaker 3: it's like fucking funny. So I don't know who else

922
00:37:00,600 --> 00:37:01,239
Speaker 3: who doesn't they do it?

923
00:37:01,920 --> 00:37:04,640
Speaker 2: I mean George watching It own more slaves than anybody.

924
00:37:04,680 --> 00:37:06,200
Speaker 2: He was the richest man in America at the time.

925
00:37:06,480 --> 00:37:09,520
Speaker 2: He owned more slaves. His teeth were slave teeth. I

926
00:37:09,600 --> 00:37:12,040
Speaker 2: did find that recently with lead in them. So he

927
00:37:12,200 --> 00:37:15,839
Speaker 2: was like he was and apparently it's a ginger. Oh really,

928
00:37:15,880 --> 00:37:17,799
Speaker 2: and he's like as tall as me. That's the least

929
00:37:17,840 --> 00:37:28,640
Speaker 2: important fact everything. I just I just and redhead, what

930
00:37:31,200 --> 00:37:32,080
Speaker 2: hold it right there?

931
00:37:32,200 --> 00:37:33,840
Speaker 3: I have a story about asking death Gripts for a

932
00:37:33,920 --> 00:37:37,359
Speaker 3: beer and then I crank about I'll eat okay, okay,

933
00:37:37,400 --> 00:37:38,279
Speaker 3: how are you to start eating?

934
00:37:39,080 --> 00:37:39,239
Speaker 1: Yeah?

935
00:37:39,400 --> 00:37:43,440
Speaker 3: Easy? I got other bombings, but they're so normal like them, Yeah,

936
00:37:43,920 --> 00:37:48,359
Speaker 3: the want to I guess everyone, well, you know, okay,

937
00:37:48,400 --> 00:37:50,080
Speaker 3: this is actually anyone in a band. I will understand that.

938
00:37:50,200 --> 00:37:52,239
Speaker 3: If you played Germany, they have a bad show, like

939
00:37:52,320 --> 00:37:54,680
Speaker 3: barely everyone comes. All this staff comes up to you

940
00:37:54,719 --> 00:37:56,960
Speaker 3: and they be like, wow, it must feel so terrible

941
00:37:57,080 --> 00:37:59,520
Speaker 3: to all the way here and have Nolan comes to

942
00:37:59,520 --> 00:38:02,640
Speaker 3: you a show. I'll just be like, you are so bad.

943
00:38:03,440 --> 00:38:04,680
Speaker 3: You must feel awful when.

944
00:38:04,560 --> 00:38:05,239
Speaker 1: You go to sleep.

945
00:38:05,360 --> 00:38:08,040
Speaker 2: I just went to Taiwan and like Taiwanese girls, they

946
00:38:08,080 --> 00:38:10,839
Speaker 2: have no filter, so it's like the food is really bad.

947
00:38:10,880 --> 00:38:12,879
Speaker 2: They'll just go to the waiter like, hey, this food

948
00:38:12,960 --> 00:38:15,080
Speaker 2: is terrible. It tastes like dog food.

949
00:38:15,200 --> 00:38:17,439
Speaker 3: Isn't anyway, they gotta got you gotta have a Taiwanese accent.

950
00:38:18,120 --> 00:38:21,800
Speaker 3: Come on, let's come on here, come many With that,

951
00:38:21,920 --> 00:38:23,239
Speaker 3: I can't I can't get into the story. I'm not

952
00:38:23,320 --> 00:38:25,520
Speaker 3: being able to notice myself. I can't imagine. It's not

953
00:38:25,600 --> 00:38:25,919
Speaker 3: not marking.

954
00:38:25,960 --> 00:38:27,840
Speaker 2: If you do a black Son, I will do a Taiwanese.

955
00:38:28,239 --> 00:38:29,799
Speaker 3: I feel like I'm doing a black set. Hey percent

956
00:38:29,840 --> 00:38:33,440
Speaker 3: in my life, I grew up a Comedy Central and like,

957
00:38:33,560 --> 00:38:36,439
Speaker 3: you know, that's like getting regular doing the right.

958
00:38:36,360 --> 00:38:46,200
Speaker 2: Impression of an old, dirty past. Okay, so death grips beer.

959
00:38:46,120 --> 00:38:48,840
Speaker 3: Story, Okay, it's ad f y F. This is I

960
00:38:48,840 --> 00:38:50,239
Speaker 3: don't know why the story is so funny. People find

961
00:38:50,239 --> 00:38:52,120
Speaker 3: it very funny, so I tell it all the time.

962
00:38:52,400 --> 00:38:55,480
Speaker 3: Were we played right before them, and their trailer is

963
00:38:55,520 --> 00:38:57,560
Speaker 3: right next to stage, our trailers in the artist zone.

964
00:38:58,200 --> 00:38:59,960
Speaker 3: So I just really wanted to beer. So I went

965
00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:02,239
Speaker 3: and I knocked the door and I was like, hey man,

966
00:39:02,320 --> 00:39:04,760
Speaker 3: we're the band right before you. You know, my trailers

967
00:39:04,800 --> 00:39:06,280
Speaker 3: really far away. Can I just have one of your beers?

968
00:39:06,680 --> 00:39:07,640
Speaker 3: And it was the keyboard guy and.

969
00:39:07,640 --> 00:39:09,120
Speaker 1: He was just like uh.

970
00:39:13,560 --> 00:39:16,839
Speaker 3: Uh no when he showed the door, Oh no, oh,

971
00:39:16,960 --> 00:39:18,879
Speaker 3: this isn't really a bombing. But one of the last

972
00:39:18,960 --> 00:39:21,040
Speaker 3: nine Shale shows we played this is separately after that tour.

973
00:39:21,280 --> 00:39:23,440
Speaker 3: It was in their farewell shows in La and we

974
00:39:23,520 --> 00:39:25,360
Speaker 3: were on stage and like halfway to the set and

975
00:39:25,440 --> 00:39:26,960
Speaker 3: like it was just like it was like the it

976
00:39:27,040 --> 00:39:28,480
Speaker 3: was like an outhouse, but like like the back of

977
00:39:28,520 --> 00:39:30,480
Speaker 3: the Chinese restaurant, like put together. It was like so bad.

978
00:39:30,520 --> 00:39:32,160
Speaker 3: And I was like, dude, at first, it's like someone farting.

979
00:39:32,160 --> 00:39:34,640
Speaker 3: I'm like, no, I can't where it was at the Fonda.

980
00:39:35,960 --> 00:39:38,120
Speaker 3: We're like two songs in and I'm just like, I'm

981
00:39:38,160 --> 00:39:39,799
Speaker 3: just staring at the guys and man like something shit

982
00:39:39,840 --> 00:39:42,520
Speaker 3: their fucking pants, Like only a live shit could be

983
00:39:42,560 --> 00:39:44,560
Speaker 3: this live. It was actually crazier, like how could a

984
00:39:44,600 --> 00:39:46,640
Speaker 3: shit be this crazy? And I'm just looking I'm like

985
00:39:46,719 --> 00:39:48,960
Speaker 3: sclaring at everyone like who the fuck shit their pants?

986
00:39:49,040 --> 00:39:49,200
Speaker 1: Man?

987
00:39:49,440 --> 00:39:51,000
Speaker 3: And they were playing this thing and then suddenly I

988
00:39:51,040 --> 00:39:52,560
Speaker 3: hear was the screaming for the audience and screaming and

989
00:39:52,600 --> 00:39:55,040
Speaker 3: screamings building, and I looked out and this girl in

990
00:39:55,200 --> 00:39:57,920
Speaker 3: Daisy Dudes, Red Daisy Dupes is being crowdsurfed, and I

991
00:39:58,080 --> 00:40:01,600
Speaker 3: fucking like the fire hose like of of of just

992
00:40:01,760 --> 00:40:05,280
Speaker 3: of just you know, of whatever. Yeager ship is straying

993
00:40:05,440 --> 00:40:10,600
Speaker 3: full blastes were like and she got fucking thrown over

994
00:40:10,640 --> 00:40:13,320
Speaker 3: the barricade, just spraying and spraying and spray. Why and

995
00:40:13,400 --> 00:40:13,800
Speaker 3: then are you?

996
00:40:14,160 --> 00:40:15,799
Speaker 2: And I was like crowdserving why?

997
00:40:15,920 --> 00:40:17,560
Speaker 3: You know, I think they're trying to get rid of her.

998
00:40:17,680 --> 00:40:20,560
Speaker 3: She was spraying so bad. They're like get out of here,

999
00:40:21,760 --> 00:40:23,719
Speaker 3: you know, and you know, and you know, then I'm

1000
00:40:23,719 --> 00:40:25,319
Speaker 3: sure she's waiting there since like eight in the morning,

1001
00:40:25,400 --> 00:40:29,560
Speaker 3: drinking Yeager so so so they spray over her. Yeah,

1002
00:40:29,640 --> 00:40:32,480
Speaker 3: everyone's everyone's just screaming and screaming, and there's just you know,

1003
00:40:32,719 --> 00:40:38,680
Speaker 3: liquid ship and everyone. Oh yeah, oh yeah, imagine underneath everyone.

1004
00:40:38,719 --> 00:40:40,120
Speaker 3: It was like it was like blade, you know, like

1005
00:40:40,200 --> 00:40:44,080
Speaker 3: everyone's gonna last my job. So then I had this

1006
00:40:44,080 --> 00:40:45,759
Speaker 3: moment I'm like, dude, we hit the brown note.

1007
00:40:45,880 --> 00:40:46,200
Speaker 1: But no.

1008
00:40:46,320 --> 00:40:46,840
Speaker 2: Then I cut up.

1009
00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:49,800
Speaker 3: You're like, well halfway through, I'm like, dude, we're fucking

1010
00:40:49,840 --> 00:40:52,880
Speaker 3: whoa pants man? And then and then I was like,

1011
00:40:52,920 --> 00:40:55,120
Speaker 3: oh wait, that doesn't make any sense. There's no fucking way,

1012
00:40:55,200 --> 00:40:57,480
Speaker 3: you know, Like I don't know. I was like, is

1013
00:40:57,520 --> 00:41:00,000
Speaker 3: it the moment. It's like, in a few seconds, yea. Anyway,

1014
00:41:00,040 --> 00:41:02,359
Speaker 3: you start thinking, logically, they're waiting all day in the sun,

1015
00:41:02,640 --> 00:41:04,280
Speaker 3: drinking Yeager. I'm assuming Yeger.

1016
00:41:04,840 --> 00:41:05,319
Speaker 2: Why why?

1017
00:41:05,440 --> 00:41:06,839
Speaker 3: Why? Why the consistency?

1018
00:41:07,080 --> 00:41:09,160
Speaker 2: You know, like you know, you can tell what kind

1019
00:41:11,320 --> 00:41:14,280
Speaker 2: how it is if anyone would go, it would.

1020
00:41:14,080 --> 00:41:14,319
Speaker 1: Be you.

1021
00:41:15,800 --> 00:41:18,000
Speaker 3: Something Yager equivalent to get that consistency.

1022
00:41:18,080 --> 00:41:18,879
Speaker 2: It was like that ship.

1023
00:41:19,160 --> 00:41:21,240
Speaker 3: It was like a not a smoothie, but a milkshake,

1024
00:41:22,360 --> 00:41:24,920
Speaker 3: you know what I'm saying, Like empty stomach.

1025
00:41:25,440 --> 00:41:27,719
Speaker 2: Could you imagine that that story haunts her whole life?

1026
00:41:27,760 --> 00:41:30,040
Speaker 2: And then she comes across this podcast episode is like

1027
00:41:30,120 --> 00:41:31,920
Speaker 2: she can't shake it. I don't care. I hope she

1028
00:41:32,040 --> 00:41:32,960
Speaker 2: does hear this podcast.

1029
00:41:34,920 --> 00:41:36,480
Speaker 3: I was like, these guys are really you got to

1030
00:41:36,480 --> 00:41:40,439
Speaker 3: get to go to the hospital. She's like, she's touch

1031
00:41:40,520 --> 00:41:42,040
Speaker 3: nails man. She will waiting all day, you know. Rare,

1032
00:41:42,120 --> 00:41:44,000
Speaker 3: Just get those tickets. I'm just really shocked. The letter

1033
00:41:44,080 --> 00:41:46,359
Speaker 3: back in. I feel like if I was sprained diarrhea.

1034
00:41:48,200 --> 00:41:53,759
Speaker 2: I'm going home, I'm washing up, and I'm like I'm quarantining.

1035
00:41:53,920 --> 00:41:55,960
Speaker 3: It was so rare though. She's wearing Daisy Dukes though,

1036
00:41:55,960 --> 00:41:59,480
Speaker 3: because I think because the time, what city is La

1037
00:42:00,080 --> 00:42:02,520
Speaker 3: the fund so the tightness of the pants, I think

1038
00:42:02,600 --> 00:42:05,400
Speaker 3: I created that that that hose affected me. You squeeze

1039
00:42:05,440 --> 00:42:07,200
Speaker 3: the hose and it was coming out like one of those.

1040
00:42:07,760 --> 00:42:10,400
Speaker 2: The god you know, I was saying, Yeah, and you

1041
00:42:10,480 --> 00:42:16,800
Speaker 2: have like a chicken pog in your dick. No you

1042
00:42:16,880 --> 00:42:19,160
Speaker 2: wing your peace blits in half in the morning sometimes yeah,

1043
00:42:19,200 --> 00:42:19,719
Speaker 2: not fully like.

1044
00:42:19,760 --> 00:42:21,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's terrible.

1045
00:42:21,080 --> 00:42:23,200
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah yeah, not kind of like it peak with boner,

1046
00:42:23,520 --> 00:42:25,239
Speaker 2: peaking with a boner. Your piece pits in half.

1047
00:42:25,360 --> 00:42:25,560
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1048
00:42:25,760 --> 00:42:27,600
Speaker 2: Yeah. When I had Chicken Box, I had a chickenpog

1049
00:42:27,640 --> 00:42:29,719
Speaker 2: in my dick hole and oh to your.

1050
00:42:29,680 --> 00:42:32,840
Speaker 3: Kid, all right, see by, all right, cool.

1051
00:42:37,680 --> 00:42:40,640
Speaker 2: With every condre all right, listen up, we got something

1052
00:42:40,680 --> 00:42:43,399
Speaker 2: special for you. Got a burning story that you're itching

1053
00:42:43,480 --> 00:42:46,040
Speaker 2: to tell about when you bombed or absolutely failed in life.

1054
00:42:46,320 --> 00:42:49,120
Speaker 2: Now's your chance to tell me all about it. Maybe

1055
00:42:49,320 --> 00:42:52,239
Speaker 2: I want to hear your worst, most cringe worthy what

1056
00:42:52,480 --> 00:42:54,200
Speaker 2: the fuck was I thinking?

1057
00:42:54,400 --> 00:42:57,040
Speaker 5: What just happened moment? So pick up your phone and

1058
00:42:57,239 --> 00:43:00,879
Speaker 5: dial seven one six Bombing. That's seven one six two

1059
00:43:01,040 --> 00:43:04,040
Speaker 5: six six twenty four sixty four and leave me a

1060
00:43:04,160 --> 00:43:04,759
Speaker 5: voice bail and.

1061
00:43:04,840 --> 00:43:07,360
Speaker 2: We might just play it on a future episode. Bombing

1062
00:43:07,400 --> 00:43:09,240
Speaker 2: with Eric Andre is brought to you by Will Ferrell's

1063
00:43:09,280 --> 00:43:12,320
Speaker 2: Big Money Players Network and iHeart Podcast. Our producer is

1064
00:43:12,400 --> 00:43:15,879
Speaker 2: Bei Wang, our research assistant is David Carliner, our editor

1065
00:43:15,920 --> 00:43:18,120
Speaker 2: in sound designers Andy Harris, and our art is by

1066
00:43:18,200 --> 00:43:20,680
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1067
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