Speaker 1: Rooking Jewels. Second date update. It's always comforting when you
Speaker 1: ask somebody out on a date and then they laugh
Speaker 1: at you and never speak to you again. That's all.
Speaker 1: And that's what happened to Kelly, who's on the phone
Speaker 1: today to do a second date update. She met a guy,
Speaker 1: asked him out, he laughed at her, and then has
Speaker 1: not called her back or texted her ever since. Kelly,
Speaker 1: how you do it? I've been better? So tell us
Speaker 1: a little bit about the guy that you want to
Speaker 1: call today. What's his name? His name's Dylan, And why
Speaker 1: do you want to call him after? I mean, your
Speaker 1: email just said that he laughed at you and didn't
Speaker 1: won't talk to you. Why would you even want to
Speaker 1: call him for a date after that? He didn't laugh
Speaker 1: at me in my face. He laughed at me over
Speaker 1: a text, So it makes it so much better that way.
Speaker 1: Today have written proof of him laughing at you. You
Speaker 1: can look at it that way. Did you go on
Speaker 1: a first date with this guy? Okay, here's what happened.
Speaker 1: I was out with friends at a bar last weekend
Speaker 1: and we were just hanging out. They're like five or
Speaker 1: six of us, and it was actually one of my
Speaker 1: friends who met Dylan at another part of the bar
Speaker 1: and kind of brought him over to our group and
Speaker 1: we all just started talking and he was really funny.
Speaker 1: I don't know, we just had a really great time.
Speaker 1: We were talking the rest of the night, and you know,
Speaker 1: at one point my friends were like, oh, we should
Speaker 1: probably let's go to it another bar, and he said, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'll come along with you, and so the whole group
Speaker 1: of us just went to a couple more bars after
Speaker 1: that and we closed the bar down. Did your girlfriends
Speaker 1: think that you were going to hook up with him? Well,
Speaker 1: it was a group of girls and guys, and everyone
Speaker 1: could tell we were hitting it off. Like a couple
Speaker 1: of them pulled me aside and like, hey, this guy
Speaker 1: in you right mostly so at the end of the night,
Speaker 1: when the bar was closing, he actually Dylan invited everyone
Speaker 1: back to his place, like the whole group, because we
Speaker 1: were having a really good time. And of course I'm
Speaker 1: into him at this point, and so I'm the first
Speaker 1: to say, yeah, absolutely, you just jumped into his arms
Speaker 1: right there, take me back to your place, Stallion. I
Speaker 1: was a little cooler than that, I hope, Okay, But unfortunately,
Speaker 1: the rest of my friends were either tired or had
Speaker 1: something the next morning. So absolutely no one else said
Speaker 1: yes to the invite. Really, everybody, everybody killed your game.
Speaker 1: Everybody threw salt in your game that night. Yeah, why
Speaker 1: couldn't one of your friends have stepped up and be like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'll go with you and hang out on the couch.
Speaker 1: We oh, you guys, do whatever. Take one for the
Speaker 1: team people, But not one of them stepped up to
Speaker 1: the plate. So at that point I thought, oh, maybe
Speaker 1: he'll say, oh, well, I guess it's just you and me.
Speaker 1: We'll watch a movie or whatever. He kind of started
Speaker 1: to back pedal and said, oh, well, then then the time.
Speaker 1: We'll do it another time, okay, And so did you
Speaker 1: guys exchange I mean you obviously exchanged. Yeah, we have
Speaker 1: exchanged numbers, like earlier in the night, Like at one
Speaker 1: point everyone got their phone out. Oh we're having too
Speaker 1: much fun. We need to do this again. So he said, yeah,
Speaker 1: I have everyone's number. We'll do it next weekend or
Speaker 1: sometime else. And so at this point, I don't know
Speaker 1: what's going on. Maybe I read all the signals wrong,
Speaker 1: but I really felt like we hit it off, like
Speaker 1: we made some sort of connection. And it really felt
Speaker 1: that way. So have you reached out to him other
Speaker 1: than that night? I sent him a text the next day,
Speaker 1: and what did it say? I had a lot of
Speaker 1: fun with you last night. Maybe we should try it
Speaker 1: in a smaller group next time, like just me and you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that sounds pretty smooth, very smooth, I thought so. And
Speaker 1: then a little while later he texted me back ha
Speaker 1: ha and is and that's what you're talking about where
Speaker 1: he laughed at you? Okay, what did you say back
Speaker 1: to him after? Haha? I just texted why is that funny?
Speaker 1: And did he respond to that? No? No response after that?
Speaker 1: And is that all you've heard from him? That's all
Speaker 1: I've heard. Why do you think he would laugh at
Speaker 1: you like that and then not explain? I have no idea.
Speaker 1: That sucks. Yeah, I mean it's not like I'm a
Speaker 1: troll or something. I'm a cute girl. Yeah, that's really rude. Actually,
Speaker 1: I don't know. Maybe he has a wife and kids somewhere.
Speaker 1: That's very possible, Like, how where do you think I'm
Speaker 1: gonna cheat on my wife and kids for you? In
Speaker 1: no way. I was just asking you to come back
Speaker 1: to my place and hang out for no reason. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he never made it seem like he was in a
Speaker 1: relationship the night you guys hung out. No, not at all.
Speaker 1: It was never like, oh, well, my girlfriend maybe asleep,
Speaker 1: but we can all go hang out at my place.
Speaker 1: Maybe he was really drunk and he just didn't remember me.
Speaker 1: That's possible too. He could have been like, I don't
Speaker 1: know who you our, crazy lady. I never hung out
Speaker 1: with anybody last night because he was like blacked out
Speaker 1: drunk or something. But yeah, anything's possible. I just really
Speaker 1: confused and I need your help. All right, Well we'll
Speaker 1: play a song, come back, call him and find out
Speaker 1: why he laughed at you and won't call you back.
Speaker 1: All right. Look at your second date update right after
Speaker 1: this brooking jubil in the morning second Today's second date
Speaker 1: update is just more proof that nice guys finished last.
Speaker 1: It's a lot of dudes out there who were trying
Speaker 1: to be sweet with the ladies and ask him out,
Speaker 1: and they're getting turned down left and right. But guys,
Speaker 1: all you really have to do to get a woman
Speaker 1: so interested in you that she'll call a radio station
Speaker 1: to try to get a second date with you is
Speaker 1: just laugh in her face when she asks you out
Speaker 1: and she will be hooked. That's exactly what happened to Kelly,
Speaker 1: who is on the phone to do a second date update.
Speaker 1: We just talked about what happened to her. Well, I
Speaker 1: use the term date loosely with a guy named Dylan.
Speaker 1: They met while they were out one night, really hit
Speaker 1: it off. At the end of the night, he was like, everybody,
Speaker 1: let's go back to my place, but none of her
Speaker 1: friends wanted to go, so they ended up parting ways.
Speaker 1: The next day, she texted him, why don't we just
Speaker 1: hang out together? In his response, ha ha, and then
Speaker 1: she asked, why would you say that? And she has
Speaker 1: not heard from him since, so she wants to call
Speaker 1: him today and find out why he would laugh at her,
Speaker 1: and then see if she can get a second date. Kelly,
Speaker 1: you ready to give him a call? Yeah, let's do it.
Speaker 1: I don't know how I'm gonna do this, Like, I
Speaker 1: feel like I'm gonna get him on the phone and
Speaker 1: then he's gonna be a jerk to me, and then
Speaker 1: I'm going to fall in love with him by the
Speaker 1: end of the conversation and I'm gonna want a date.
Speaker 1: You might You guys all exchanged phone numbers so has
Speaker 1: any of your other friends heard from this guy? Not
Speaker 1: that I know of. I've been kind of too embarrassed
Speaker 1: to ask any of whether to be like, hey, remember
Speaker 1: that cute guy we met? He totally laughed at me
Speaker 1: and blew me off. All right, I'm gonna doll the
Speaker 1: phone number right now and see if we can find
Speaker 1: out what's up. Okay, okay, Hello, Hey, can I speak
Speaker 1: to Dylan please? This is Dylan. How you doing. This
Speaker 1: is Jebil from Brook and Jewil in the Morning. I
Speaker 1: think you might have the wrong number. Oh, I don't
Speaker 1: think I have the wrong number. Your name is Dylan, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: this is Dylan, but I don't know Jebil. No, that's fine.
Speaker 1: You're not supposed to know me. I don't understand. This
Speaker 1: is Jebil from Brook and Jewil in the Morning. It's
Speaker 1: a morning radio show and I'm calling you because one
Speaker 1: of our listeners recently sent us an email about you.
Speaker 1: Her name is Kelly, and you recently hung out with her. Kelly. Yeah,
Speaker 1: let me refresh your memory. You were out at a
Speaker 1: club a little while ago. You guys hung out for
Speaker 1: a while. I had a good time. Then she texted
Speaker 1: the next day asking if you wanted to hang out
Speaker 1: solo with her, and all you sent back was ha
Speaker 1: ha and laughed at her. Oh, don't keep laughing yer, Okay,
Speaker 1: so you do remember? Well? Yeah, yes, sir? All right, Well,
Speaker 1: Kelly emailed us because she felt like there was some
Speaker 1: sort of a romantic connection there between you two. But
Speaker 1: is wondering why you would just laugh at her and
Speaker 1: then blow her off? Wow? That really couldn't be further
Speaker 1: from the truth. Really, I mean, we had things in
Speaker 1: common that we were talking about. I mean, she was
Speaker 1: nice to talk to you, she's fun, all right. Well,
Speaker 1: why would you laugh at her when she asked you
Speaker 1: out on a date. That seems kind of rude a
Speaker 1: little bit, don't you think? Well, no, I think she
Speaker 1: was joking obviously. I mean what would I go on
Speaker 1: a date with Kelly? Um? I don't know, because maybe
Speaker 1: you thought she was cute and funny and fun to
Speaker 1: hang out with. I mean, you're nice to a straight
Speaker 1: girl and they just can't figure it out. Nice to
Speaker 1: a straight girl? Is that what you say? Oh? Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're obviously. I figured she figured that out and we
Speaker 1: hung out the whole night with her. Okay, we've talked
Speaker 1: about her cute friend, the blonde guy, and I kept
Speaker 1: asking her about him, and then I just figured she
Speaker 1: knew and jump from around with me. Oh yeah, she
Speaker 1: had no idea, dude. She thought you were totally into
Speaker 1: her and thought maybe even when you asked herbody back
Speaker 1: to your place at the end of the night, you
Speaker 1: were kind of hoping that she would go back there
Speaker 1: with you. Oh, I was actually hoping he would go
Speaker 1: back there. And I mean it was also just a
Speaker 1: fun night to hang out with everybody. Okay, just tell
Speaker 1: her that you're gay instead of just laughing at her. Well,
Speaker 1: it's pretty obvious. I mean I was not trying to
Speaker 1: hide the fact that I was interested in her friends.
Speaker 1: She didn't pick up on that at all. How is
Speaker 1: that possible? I have no idea. Why don't we ask her, Dylan,
Speaker 1: because Kelly's actually on the other line listening. What. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're very I'm not that you didn't notice we hung
Speaker 1: out all night with you and your friends. Gay They
Speaker 1: are another kind of game. I don't think there's half gay. Yeah,
Speaker 1: which cause is gay at all? To me? How would
Speaker 1: you not know we liked all the same things we
Speaker 1: were laughing at common Well, we do have that in
Speaker 1: common because I'm gay. Oh my god, guys we think
Speaker 1: the same guys are cute. We were talking about actors
Speaker 1: we thought were cute. I thought we were talking about
Speaker 1: actors we liked, not liked, liked, but just you know, admire. Well,
Speaker 1: I definitely admire a bad pit. Yeah, I get that
Speaker 1: now when he played Achille. I can't believe this is happening.
Speaker 1: I Oh, I'm so embarrassed. I'm I'm mortified. I'm embarrassed. Yes, honey, honey,
Speaker 1: it's okay. A lot of fa girls gadars way off,
Speaker 1: and yours is obviously what I still coming out with
Speaker 1: your two friends. I just thought we were having normal conversation, like, oh,
Speaker 1: how do you know this person? Oh, where did you
Speaker 1: know this person from. I did not think you were
Speaker 1: fishing for details about him. Oh, I was asking about him.
Speaker 1: He seemed really cool. Wow, he is cool. He's very straight.
Speaker 1: Oh no, he's definitely not straight. What are you talking about?
Speaker 1: He is very straight. I think we've established that your
Speaker 1: gadar is a little off. Okay, in the case of you, yes,
Speaker 1: obviously it was really off. But Jason is straight. He
Speaker 1: has a girlfriend of three years. Does not make him straight.
Speaker 1: Trust me. I've been gay all my life and your
Speaker 1: friend gay. Oh he is straight, Kelly. Trust me, if
Speaker 1: you gave him ten minutes alone with me, he would
Speaker 1: not be straight. Wow, that one thinks highly of themselves. Well,
Speaker 1: you liked me a lot, Dylan. Are you really still
Speaker 1: trying to get a date with this guy? Absolutely? He's cute.
Speaker 1: Nice Kelly. Do you want to hook him up with
Speaker 1: your friend? He's straight? No? Oh my god, you're straight.
Speaker 1: Girls are so stupid. I've been saying that my whole life.
Speaker 1: Straight girls are so dumb. Hey, I have to ask
Speaker 1: it anyway, Kelly. Would you guys like to go out
Speaker 1: on a second date? I will pay for you guys
Speaker 1: to go on on a second date. If we can
Speaker 1: hang out with all our friends again, that'll be I
Speaker 1: tell you what. We'll hang out. I'll bring Jason, and
Speaker 1: if you can kiss him by the end of the
Speaker 1: night and get him to kiss you back, like really
Speaker 1: kiss you back, I will give you twenty bucks. Whoa, Dylan, me,
Speaker 1: you don't have to give me twenty bucks. I'll do
Speaker 1: that for fruit. All right. So, Dylan, do you accept
Speaker 1: the action on this bet? Absolutely? Okay? Well, I guess
Speaker 1: this is a successful second date updates sort of. You
Speaker 1: guys are maybe we made some new friends, so you
Speaker 1: guys are gonna go out again, and then Dylan can
Speaker 1: see if he's right about your friend, Kelly. He is
Speaker 1: not right chasing his straight Trust me, Kelly, when he
Speaker 1: calls you the next morning from my bed, if you're
Speaker 1: twenty dollars to my nightstand, you'll know that he is gay.
Speaker 1: All you guys have to update me because now I
Speaker 1: need to know about her friend. Oh my gosh, broken
Speaker 1: Jubil in the morning,