WEBVTT - Just B Rant: Are You Giving Me a Problem?

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<v Speaker 1>So this is a high class, unrelatable problem, but there'll

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<v Speaker 1>be something connected to it that you relate to, I believe.

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<v Speaker 1>So I'll go to restaurants where I know the owner,

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<v Speaker 1>or they want me to say something good about the

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<v Speaker 1>restaurant and review it well, or they know I'm a

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<v Speaker 1>public person, et cetera, and the restaurant, once we've already

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<v Speaker 1>ordered our food and we know what we're getting, then

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<v Speaker 1>sends over a bunch of things to try. This is

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<v Speaker 1>a problem. I'm going to explain why I can afford

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<v Speaker 1>to buy anything on the menu that I want, And

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<v Speaker 1>I choose what I want to eat, and Brennan and

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<v Speaker 1>I are out to dinner and we together decide what

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<v Speaker 1>we are going to get. Sometimes we're going to dinner

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<v Speaker 1>because we want the experience and we're full because like

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<v Speaker 1>we ate in the afternoon, but we're still out of

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<v Speaker 1>town and we want to go, or we had plans

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<v Speaker 1>to go, or whatever the reason is, so we go.

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<v Speaker 1>And this happened three times over our ASTHMI vacation. Again, unrelatable,

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<v Speaker 1>privileged content. But let me just I'm just this is

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<v Speaker 1>the show where I rant and I could have Hillary

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<v Speaker 1>Clinton and Matthew McConaughey on here and you guys don't

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<v Speaker 1>really give a ship. But if I ran to bat

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<v Speaker 1>tuna fish, it rates. So we go to restaurants while

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<v Speaker 1>we were away on our ski vacation, and the owner

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<v Speaker 1>will send things over. So the problem is one night

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<v Speaker 1>we went to a restaurant and we knew what we

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<v Speaker 1>wanted to get. We planned, we're going to get the salad,

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<v Speaker 1>We're going to share it. We got the octopus, we

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<v Speaker 1>got the steak. Okay, So then the restaurant, in an

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<v Speaker 1>effort to impress us, start sending over everything on the menu.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm busting out. I feel like guilty. The problem is,

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<v Speaker 1>now you're moving food around your plate. Now you're wasting food,

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<v Speaker 1>which gives me so much anxiety. So we had ordered

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<v Speaker 1>a slice steak to share. By the time a slice

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<v Speaker 1>steak came, we couldn't eat anymore. And so we had

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<v Speaker 1>gotten things that we didn't want, but we felt compelled

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<v Speaker 1>to eat them because they were sent over tar tar

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<v Speaker 1>like carpaccio, like raw beef carpote. That's a very specific thing.

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<v Speaker 1>My daughter doesn't want that. She's fourteen. She I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>that doesn't matter her age. She'ts weird things in caviar

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<v Speaker 1>blah blah blah, but she didn't want the carpaccio. I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't want the carpaccio either, because, frankly, I was eating

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<v Speaker 1>steak for dinner. I wasn't on like a fucking carnivore

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<v Speaker 1>caveman meet the Crudes diet.

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<v Speaker 2>Like, we knew what we were doing.

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<v Speaker 1>So now we got the carpaccio and it's raw, and

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<v Speaker 1>Brinn's like, oh, she tried it, but we're whatever. We

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<v Speaker 1>know what we're doing, so we I had to take

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<v Speaker 1>a little bite and move it over, and then something

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<v Speaker 1>else came and what was the other then giant ravioli.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want, Like, honestly, I'm not a food combiner,

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<v Speaker 1>but I don't need to be eating every single food

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<v Speaker 1>group in the same meal. And then the dessert, like

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<v Speaker 1>you have to try the dessert. And then we get

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<v Speaker 1>the dessert and we don't like the dessert. It's not

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<v Speaker 1>the dessert we would have ordered.

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<v Speaker 2>We taket. So now you give me a problem.

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<v Speaker 1>Years ago, a boyfriend gave me a spa trip to

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<v Speaker 1>Canyon Ranch in the Berkshires, but you had to use

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<v Speaker 1>it during the next couple of months, and it had

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<v Speaker 1>to be used like between a Monday and a Thursday. Like,

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<v Speaker 1>now you've give me a problem. Years ago, jay Z

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<v Speaker 1>sean Carter because it said the Carters gave me a truffle.

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<v Speaker 1>It was in a white like the small version of

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<v Speaker 1>a Chinese soup container, like the small clear one. Just

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<v Speaker 1>a truffle and it was on top of some white

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<v Speaker 1>raw rice like I guess it keeps it moist or

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<v Speaker 1>hydrated or whatever. So and I was before Thanksgiving. It

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<v Speaker 1>was for Thanksgiving, like happy Holidays from the Carters. And

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<v Speaker 1>it was a truffle and it was so freeing and

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<v Speaker 1>it was amazing. But we were going out of town.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, no, I don't have a chet. What am

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<v Speaker 1>I doing with this truffle? Like I'm going out of town?

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<v Speaker 1>So it's like, am I going to carry this truffle

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<v Speaker 1>on the plane to wherever I am bring it to?

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<v Speaker 1>It's a fucking problem. I got ninety nine problems, and

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<v Speaker 1>a truffle ain't one, but it is.

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<v Speaker 2>It is.

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<v Speaker 1>I got nice eighty nine problems into truffle is one.

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<v Speaker 1>So then we went to another restaurant. We ordered a steak.

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<v Speaker 2>It was another night.

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<v Speaker 1>It was a couple of nights after we don't only

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<v Speaker 1>eat steak. But for whatever reason, this was this is

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<v Speaker 1>another restaurant, and we love the steaks. We got the steak,

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<v Speaker 1>and we got this salad and a similar situation, and

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<v Speaker 1>then we got this big pasta and it's like, what

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<v Speaker 1>are we all doing?

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<v Speaker 2>What are we doing?

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<v Speaker 1>Now? This pasta is going to sit there. We took

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<v Speaker 1>two bites. We weren't in the mood for pasta because

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<v Speaker 1>we can afford to buy basta. It's one of the

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<v Speaker 1>things I've worked hard for at this restaurant. If we

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<v Speaker 1>want any of these items, if we wanted them, they

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<v Speaker 1>were there on the menu, we could eat them like

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<v Speaker 1>we could have them. We could have it. I could

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<v Speaker 1>swing the seventeen dollars for the pasta. We didn't want it,

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<v Speaker 1>so now it came one bite. It wasn't even we

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<v Speaker 1>didn't want it. So I was like what And we

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<v Speaker 1>were paying for the bill, So let's just do this.

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<v Speaker 1>We're paying for the bill. Give us you want to

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<v Speaker 1>give us, somebody give us a discount. Sometimes it happens

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<v Speaker 1>too that another table they want to send you a drink,

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<v Speaker 1>but I see that you're not drinking, right, What are

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<v Speaker 1>we doing? A drink is three dollars, like maybe it's

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<v Speaker 1>seven dollars. I don't know how much a drink is.

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<v Speaker 1>We could get our own drink, like now it's an obligation.

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<v Speaker 1>This table four tables away. They look over. Did they

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<v Speaker 1>not accept the drink? We didn't accept the drink because

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<v Speaker 1>want and a Why didn't accept the drink? Because I

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<v Speaker 1>could get my own drink And I'm not trying to

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<v Speaker 1>be me And it's just like you offered us a drink,

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<v Speaker 1>offer me like you know, a wallet, something like different,

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<v Speaker 1>like a makeup bag.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't even need that.

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<v Speaker 1>I get those a lot too, but like offer something

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<v Speaker 1>that we like don't. When I buy someone a gift,

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<v Speaker 1>it's usually something that they don't already have or they

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<v Speaker 1>wouldn't buy themselves. So if you're sending me a gift

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<v Speaker 1>in the restaurant, it should be like here we sent

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<v Speaker 1>over and this is a smart thing.

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<v Speaker 2>This is what restaurants do.

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<v Speaker 1>You want to kiss somebody's ass, give them a fifty

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<v Speaker 1>dollars gift card costs you nothing. They're gonna use it there,

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<v Speaker 1>so here and it makes you come back. So you

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<v Speaker 1>know what we see you've ordered, but the owners wanted

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<v Speaker 1>to give you a fifty dollars gift card towards next

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<v Speaker 1>time you're here.

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<v Speaker 2>You'll fucking be You'll you'll have to go.

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<v Speaker 1>That's giving them a problem too, because you'll have to

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<v Speaker 1>go and change your whole vacation plans next year you

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<v Speaker 1>have to go back to this restaurant. But it's something

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<v Speaker 1>that feels like it's of value, right, or like we

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<v Speaker 1>have taken twenty five percent off of your bill. The

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<v Speaker 1>owners wanted to just thank you for coming. But I

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<v Speaker 1>don't need more food at a food restaurant where food

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<v Speaker 1>is available, Like if I'm in a cave stranded, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>send me over the pasta, I'd love it, or the

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<v Speaker 1>steak or the carpaccio or the tartar or the weirdest

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<v Speaker 1>thing on your menu. But if I'm in the very

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<v Speaker 1>restaurant that gave me the scroll in the book that

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<v Speaker 1>I get to read and order what I want, trust

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<v Speaker 1>and believe. If there's something else I want on here,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll get it. If there's a drink I want to get,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll get it. Now you're giving me an extra drink.

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<v Speaker 1>I have to order to be polite, go over, say

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<v Speaker 1>hello to you.

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<v Speaker 2>Now I'm doing it.

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<v Speaker 1>Appearance I don't want it. I don't want it. I

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<v Speaker 1>want it's like anything else.

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<v Speaker 2>I want the.

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<v Speaker 1>Food for free, or I'll choose what I want. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't want these bizarre in betweens. That's why I don't borrow.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't borrow from designers, because you know what. They

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<v Speaker 1>send you something, you get to wear it, you send

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<v Speaker 1>it back. I feel like a loser. Oh thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm so grubby and desperate that you're sending something to

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<v Speaker 1>my house. I'm gonna look through it and I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>wear it. I'm giving it back.

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<v Speaker 2>Absolutely not.

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<v Speaker 1>You send something into this house, you never see it again. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>you send it through the mail. I could give it away,

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<v Speaker 1>I could paint in it. It's not coming back, So

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<v Speaker 1>don't send me.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want it.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to borrow anything. I don't want to

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<v Speaker 1>borrow your man and I don't want to borrow your dress.

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<v Speaker 1>And I don't want to borrow your necklace. I'm buying

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<v Speaker 1>or I'm taking period. Give it, send it over here.

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<v Speaker 1>It is free game. Also, they send you something over

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<v Speaker 1>then you gotta get it altered. You altered it to yourself.

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<v Speaker 1>You're giving it back, double degrading. I am not a borrower.

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<v Speaker 1>Ask anyone, Ask anyone. I remember Christian Siriano, they gave

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<v Speaker 1>me a yellow dress. He said, keep it. One time?

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<v Speaker 1>One time did I borrow? I mean from my oscar

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<v Speaker 1>to the rent it because it was last minute for

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<v Speaker 1>an event that I didn't know I was going to.

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<v Speaker 1>But it's it's like that is like that's as rare

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<v Speaker 1>as an apocalypse, like that that doesn't happen.

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<v Speaker 2>So yeah, you say.

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<v Speaker 1>And also a Cadillac sends something into the driveway for

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<v Speaker 1>me to look at it, and I didn't even like that.

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<v Speaker 1>You send and Bronco, Bronco, I have multiple Broncos. Bronco

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<v Speaker 1>wanted to send a car for here for a month.

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<v Speaker 1>What what do I get to, like, have sex with

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<v Speaker 1>your husband from and then give him back. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>want either of those things. I don't want to Bronco.

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<v Speaker 1>You send a Bronco on my driveway, I'm keeping it.

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<v Speaker 1>That's it. Don't send it. I don't even want all

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<v Speaker 1>this shit too. Let's talk about all the shit in

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<v Speaker 1>my house. It has become a situation where I don't

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<v Speaker 1>want to go out of town.

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<v Speaker 2>I come home. Is all the shit? How do they

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<v Speaker 2>have my address?

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<v Speaker 1>Because the same pr companies are sending it, and I've

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<v Speaker 1>sent to them all. I don't want it. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>want it. If I want it, I'll tell you I

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<v Speaker 1>want I don't want it. I don't want any of

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<v Speaker 1>the shit. So I went out one night with someone

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<v Speaker 1>and we accidentally ordered the same appetizer. I'm never gonna

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<v Speaker 1>get over that. I don't care if we just met,

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<v Speaker 1>if we're sleeping together, if we're best friends, if you're

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<v Speaker 1>my child, I'm sitting at dinner with you, We're not

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<v Speaker 1>ordering the same thing.

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<v Speaker 2>That's bizarre.

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<v Speaker 1>And whenever I see couples that get the same entre,

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<v Speaker 1>like Valentine's Day and they both got the same entre

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<v Speaker 1>unless there are three things on the menu, it's like

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<v Speaker 1>a preface. I look at them like, wow, you must

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<v Speaker 1>really hate each other, Like how are you not sharing

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<v Speaker 1>the thing? And then trying something else? I don't understand it.

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<v Speaker 1>It was an accident. Maybe the guy wasn't paying attention

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<v Speaker 1>to what I ordered, but he ordered the same thing

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<v Speaker 1>as I did.

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<v Speaker 2>What are you fucking talking about?

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<v Speaker 1>Like we could share it, you could have half of mine,

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<v Speaker 1>like or take a bite, Like you're gonna order the

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<v Speaker 1>same thing that means we're getting like no sample size

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<v Speaker 1>of this restaurant. Like there's all this choice and we're both.

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<v Speaker 2>Getting the same thing. Like I'm okay, I'll sacrifice what

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<v Speaker 2>I got.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll get some something less desirable to me to not

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<v Speaker 1>have what you're having. I'll have what she's having that

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<v Speaker 1>died with Harry met Sally. No, you won't have what

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<v Speaker 1>I'm having. I fucking said at first, you're not getting it.

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<v Speaker 1>Get something else, figure it out.

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<v Speaker 2>Absolutely not. You're a sociopath? Are you crazy? What?

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<v Speaker 1>I'll never go out with you again. You got the

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<v Speaker 1>same thing as I did. We didn't even have a

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<v Speaker 1>meeting about it. This is weird. This will never work.

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<v Speaker 1>It's either like this will never work or I want

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<v Speaker 1>a divorce. Like if someone after years of being with me,

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<v Speaker 1>ordered the same thing as I did, I'd be like, wow,

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<v Speaker 1>we are not in a good place. And someone who

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<v Speaker 1>I just met up being like, hey, I like the

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<v Speaker 1>whatever what were you thinking? What were you thinking? What

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<v Speaker 1>are you thinking? Brennan and I we have a meeting

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<v Speaker 1>the way, what are you thinking?

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<v Speaker 2>What do you like? Okay? You make some deals? I

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<v Speaker 2>like this, you like that?

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<v Speaker 1>What even if I'm with ten people, I told you

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<v Speaker 1>guys on the Housewives, I was the one who always

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<v Speaker 1>ordered for everyone. What does everybody definitely want? Let's throw

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<v Speaker 1>that into the mix. So I want the frying calin Mari,

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<v Speaker 1>I want this, okay. So those are definitely happening, you guys.

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<v Speaker 1>Those are your ride or dies and the rest are like, no,

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<v Speaker 1>we don't. It's fine, it's a flow. I'm like, okay, cool,

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<v Speaker 1>it's a flow. Same thing with Britain, Like what do

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<v Speaker 1>we She's like, well, I really want them iron that

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<v Speaker 1>and it's a negotiation, Like but okay. But then she's like, well,

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<v Speaker 1>how did I get this and you get that?

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<v Speaker 2>And we split that? Mmm okay, Like that's what I undered.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a bit.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's like running a restaurant culinary business like of ordering.

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<v Speaker 1>So we can try more, we can blanket more of

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<v Speaker 1>the surface. Like here's how we'll go.

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<v Speaker 2>We sit down.

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<v Speaker 1>She's like, oh, I like the Barada. I'm not feeling Barada.

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<v Speaker 1>The chops says. She's like, okay, all right, the CHOP's out.

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<v Speaker 1>I could do that, like it's a negotiation. Okay, But

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<v Speaker 1>now I got to get her back on the main.

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<v Speaker 1>So she's like, I'm not in the mood for scallops tonight.

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<v Speaker 1>She made that very clear a couple of times, like

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<v Speaker 1>I wanted the scalps badly, I'm not in the mood.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, fine, then what do you want to do? What

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<v Speaker 2>do you want to do? What do you want to do? Fine?

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<v Speaker 2>You told me what you didn't want. Put something into

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<v Speaker 2>the table, put your chips up. What do you want?

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<v Speaker 1>So she's like, all right, but I would split the

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<v Speaker 1>steak of the roast chicken. But the roast chicken we

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<v Speaker 1>could eat it all. Like, I feel like we're not

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<v Speaker 1>getting resticken. I don't eat lamb at home, pork whatever.

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<v Speaker 1>The slice steak, I make it home, but not as much.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, all right, fine, fine, okay, no problem. She's like,

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<v Speaker 1>I really don't want the chili robbed. I'm like, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>no problem, we can get the regular steaks. Negotiation. What

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<v Speaker 1>about the sides? The sides spinach of the broccolini. I

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<v Speaker 1>could rather the broccoli, no problem. You know why because

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<v Speaker 1>I chose the salad and.

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<v Speaker 2>She didn't want this. Guy like, it's a negotiation. Same

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<v Speaker 2>thing with the dessert.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, So fucking sociopaths order like duplicate meals.

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<v Speaker 2>I'd rather be home alone,