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Speaker 2: Either way, we want to be there, doesn't matter how.

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Speaker 1: Much baggage you claim and give us time and a

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Speaker 1: You wanna welcome you back home? Tell us all about every.

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Speaker 3: Scared he was?

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Speaker 4: It fine?

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Speaker 3: Now porn?

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Speaker 5: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 3: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 3: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 3: Do you need ride?

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Speaker 6: Right?

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Speaker 3: Do you need.

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Speaker 5: With Karen and Chris.

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Speaker 3: Welcome to Do you need a ride? I'm Karen Coilgareth,

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Speaker 3: I'm not Chris Fairbanks. Here's an interesting twist this week's episode.

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Speaker 3: Chris is not in the studio yet. He lives on

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Speaker 3: the west side. He drives in very, very busy traffic.

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Speaker 3: I was gonna say thick traffic, but that seems dirty,

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Speaker 3: and so oftentimes he'll leave. He'll leave himself a good

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Speaker 3: fifty minutes to get to the east side of town. Well,

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Speaker 3: anybody that has lived here for longer than six months

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Speaker 3: knows that you need to book yourself at least a

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Speaker 3: So he sent a message saying, Karen start the podcast

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Speaker 3: without me. It'll be fascinating. It'll be a fascinating twist.

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Speaker 3: So I'm the solo host right now, Hi, And we

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Speaker 3: have a guest this week. She refuses to come on

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Speaker 3: the air early, So I'm gonna tell you several stories

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Speaker 3: from my childhood. No, I'm not, no. Our our guest

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Speaker 3: this week is April Richard's. That's right, old faithful. She's

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Speaker 3: our guest. She's our friend. She's Chris's co host on

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Speaker 3: your television show. You guys don't talk about this show enough.

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Speaker 3: Never Why would we?

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Speaker 4: True TV's almost jactical jokers.

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Speaker 3: And your brothers and you pull tricks on people. Sadly,

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Speaker 3: we don't do pranks, which we should do. Nothing is

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Speaker 3: more lucrative than prank. It's pranks is where it's at.

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Speaker 4: I think I like hate pranks.

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Speaker 3: I'm not interested in pranks in any way.

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Speaker 4: Which as a kid, I did do some pranks, like

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Speaker 3: But the thing of like when people would do pranks

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Speaker 4: I'm trying to think I didn't go to high school

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Speaker 3: But anything like you know what I mean? Or if

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Speaker 3: you try to sit down, Sody, try to move your

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Speaker 3: That happened to me in fifth grade and it hurt

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Speaker 3: But it's the short sighted idea that this is no

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Speaker 3: where it's like oftentimes when it goes into like physically

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Speaker 3: and so he was It was a little bit of like,

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Speaker 3: now I'm going to be your tormentor, right, which it

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Speaker 3: was a foolish let's just say it was a foolish

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Speaker 3: move on Simon Casey's part. Well, I got to say this,

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Speaker 4: As a child to punch you up because I prank

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Speaker 4: I never pranked other kids. Really, Ah, that's a lie.

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Speaker 4: I mean, like again, I toilet paper, I rolled people's

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Speaker 3: That's just like a prank.

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Speaker 4: Because you don't have like the instant when I think prank,

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Speaker 3: Right, Like I think I'm trying to think there was

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Speaker 3: mouthed as I can be in bitches, I can be,

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Speaker 3: so we're all going to meet there whatever, be like,

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Speaker 3: That's fine, right, But then now you never have it,

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Speaker 3: so the next time you go, oh, we're gonna go

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Speaker 4: You're making me feel better because there have been times

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Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, totally, And then the other people around me

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Speaker 4: You're so and I'm like, I'm sorry, my default is

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Speaker 4: not everyone is lying to me constantly, like that's supposed

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Speaker 3: And also if you're going to spend like if that's

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Speaker 3: It was the thing that the college thing my I

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Speaker 3: All I saw was a rattlesnake, and I just.

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Speaker 4: Well, maybe they were just putting you through like survival training.

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Speaker 3: And the thing as I passed, Yeah, good news all around.

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Speaker 3: And it's the best because it's like, well, this is

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Speaker 4: I would do it on the phone all day currently

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Speaker 3: I was doing that all through school. It's prank calling people.

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Speaker 4: It wasn't like it's your refrigerator running, but we would

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Speaker 3: And we'd be like, wait, what so like you were

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Speaker 3: A rare it is we're talking about pranks and crank

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Speaker 3: So this way O looney to yeah, like Wiley would

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Speaker 4: So this was so worth it because you think of it,

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Speaker 3: It's a bunch of fucking shit you did, bastard stealer.

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Speaker 4: Ship?

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Speaker 5: Damn it?

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Speaker 3: I love panks. I love it well this and now

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Speaker 3: Just can I marry this guy?

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Speaker 5: He is?

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Speaker 4: He was truly one of the most fun people ever.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, he was the best.

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Speaker 3: Well, no, we just don't. We moved out of that

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Speaker 5: Them, for sure. Do you've mind wearing this mask because

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Speaker 4: I'm trying to condense it, but we rolled our house

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Speaker 3: We were just rolling someone's house. Means a toilet, that's

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Speaker 4: Which is the funny thing is that I never did

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Speaker 3: But they were. This is how mean they are though,

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Speaker 4: Please, No, I had no nothing to do with this.

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Speaker 3: No, I think she wins.

439
00:20:35,680 --> 00:20:38,159
Speaker 4: She wins, but I've never seen two people laugh harder

440
00:20:38,200 --> 00:20:39,159
Speaker 4: than they did that day.

441
00:20:39,320 --> 00:20:42,320
Speaker 3: Like they were just like can you believe it? Like

442
00:20:42,600 --> 00:20:44,600
Speaker 3: but yeah, so it was like mean but good. They

443
00:20:44,600 --> 00:20:45,919
Speaker 3: gave her a gift. I don't know, but they were

444
00:20:45,960 --> 00:20:48,440
Speaker 3: just like, this is the most hideous thing. Let's see

445
00:20:48,440 --> 00:20:51,040
Speaker 3: if this door wears it. And like she totally was like,

446
00:20:51,040 --> 00:20:55,160
Speaker 3: look at my cool vest. But I ever asked, wasn't

447
00:20:55,240 --> 00:20:57,879
Speaker 3: like who left this on my porch? She was probably

448
00:20:57,920 --> 00:20:59,960
Speaker 3: like someone loves me. This is beautiful.

449
00:21:00,040 --> 00:21:01,879
Speaker 4: So that's like the meanest prank I've ever heard of

450
00:21:01,920 --> 00:21:04,159
Speaker 4: my life. And my friends did it.

451
00:21:05,119 --> 00:21:08,280
Speaker 5: I have so many of these stories that I don't

452
00:21:08,400 --> 00:21:12,840
Speaker 5: and they would all incriminate me. Oh but I'll tell some.

453
00:21:13,280 --> 00:21:14,400
Speaker 3: We'll jump in.

454
00:21:14,720 --> 00:21:17,479
Speaker 5: Well, me and my friends all lived above this bagel

455
00:21:17,520 --> 00:21:20,159
Speaker 5: shop downtown. It's like ten of us lived in this

456
00:21:20,240 --> 00:21:24,040
Speaker 5: apartment and so you could see. We had a three

457
00:21:24,119 --> 00:21:29,119
Speaker 5: sixty view of the entire downtown Missoula. And it was

458
00:21:29,119 --> 00:21:33,000
Speaker 5: supposed to launch water balloons, but we would launch frozen bagels.

459
00:21:33,840 --> 00:21:39,040
Speaker 5: I had cars and it would dent them. Oh yeah, yeah.

460
00:21:39,359 --> 00:21:41,520
Speaker 5: One time a guy was asleep across the street. I

461
00:21:41,560 --> 00:21:44,840
Speaker 5: ran across the street and he wouldn't wake up, and

462
00:21:44,880 --> 00:21:48,280
Speaker 5: I squirted mustard in the back of his pants, a

463
00:21:48,320 --> 00:21:51,679
Speaker 5: lot of mustard, And then we went upstairs and we

464
00:21:51,720 --> 00:21:54,359
Speaker 5: hackled him from a megaphone, and then a car came

465
00:21:55,040 --> 00:21:57,120
Speaker 5: to pick him up, and he got in the car

466
00:21:57,160 --> 00:21:58,960
Speaker 5: and they drove half a block and then the car

467
00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:01,320
Speaker 5: stopped and he got kicked out because he had mustard

468
00:22:02,720 --> 00:22:05,920
Speaker 5: coming out of his butt crack. And then another time

469
00:22:06,040 --> 00:22:09,679
Speaker 5: we were watching and we peed in part of a

470
00:22:09,760 --> 00:22:12,639
Speaker 5: forty of beer and put it on the street corner,

471
00:22:13,119 --> 00:22:15,640
Speaker 5: and then watched one guy on a bike and another guy.

472
00:22:15,720 --> 00:22:18,080
Speaker 5: They were friends at first, and then they fought over

473
00:22:18,119 --> 00:22:20,480
Speaker 5: the beer, not knowing that half of it was pee,

474
00:22:21,040 --> 00:22:22,920
Speaker 5: and the guy that won, the guy without the bike,

475
00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:25,399
Speaker 5: pushed the guy with the bike onto his bike, and

476
00:22:25,400 --> 00:22:27,800
Speaker 5: we were concerned. He fell on the pedal, so I'm

477
00:22:27,800 --> 00:22:31,400
Speaker 5: not that bad. But then the guy walked a little

478
00:22:31,440 --> 00:22:34,240
Speaker 5: further and then we all watched him drink the pea.

479
00:22:34,960 --> 00:22:36,680
Speaker 3: Did he know? Did he react?

480
00:22:37,040 --> 00:22:40,560
Speaker 5: Another time, we put poop under this guy's car door

481
00:22:40,960 --> 00:22:43,400
Speaker 5: because he had skulls and lights all over his car

482
00:22:43,480 --> 00:22:46,560
Speaker 5: and long stringy hair, and he looked scary, and then

483
00:22:46,600 --> 00:22:48,520
Speaker 5: we watched him try and open his door, and then

484
00:22:48,560 --> 00:22:51,200
Speaker 5: he smelled his fingers and he yelled at its poop

485
00:22:51,240 --> 00:22:54,320
Speaker 5: and we all laughed, but later we felt bad.

486
00:22:54,560 --> 00:22:57,119
Speaker 4: I did that to a guy in high school. Started,

487
00:22:57,520 --> 00:22:58,520
Speaker 4: I just need to follow up.

488
00:22:58,560 --> 00:22:58,720
Speaker 5: Course.

489
00:23:00,280 --> 00:23:03,240
Speaker 3: Did the guy who drank the beer pea No?

490
00:23:03,240 --> 00:23:07,040
Speaker 5: No, most of it was beer. He enjoyed it and

491
00:23:07,160 --> 00:23:07,919
Speaker 5: drank all of it.

492
00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:10,960
Speaker 3: Okay, So that's that situation where that pranke didn't work.

493
00:23:12,160 --> 00:23:16,000
Speaker 5: We later found the empty bottle around the corner. We

494
00:23:16,080 --> 00:23:18,520
Speaker 5: knew he either poured it out and set it upright,

495
00:23:18,680 --> 00:23:20,640
Speaker 5: or he drank it and said that was refreshing.

496
00:23:20,720 --> 00:23:22,680
Speaker 3: He said, that's the most delicious beer I've ever had.

497
00:23:22,920 --> 00:23:24,760
Speaker 3: I have to go back to you, heckling the other

498
00:23:24,800 --> 00:23:28,959
Speaker 3: guy with a megaphone. Yeah, like, what are you yelling?

499
00:23:29,119 --> 00:23:31,280
Speaker 5: We were filming it too. These are all we were.

500
00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:35,199
Speaker 5: I think we were. We could have been jackass, but

501
00:23:35,280 --> 00:23:36,480
Speaker 5: we didn't know that was a thing.

502
00:23:36,680 --> 00:23:40,199
Speaker 3: Were you like a skateboard crew? We were the skateboard situation.

503
00:23:40,240 --> 00:23:43,240
Speaker 5: We were the front street mob. Yes, yeah, we had stickers.

504
00:23:43,520 --> 00:23:44,640
Speaker 3: I've seen your stuff.

505
00:23:45,200 --> 00:23:48,480
Speaker 5: And the guy parked in Andy's parking lot and we

506
00:23:48,560 --> 00:23:52,560
Speaker 5: put poop under his door nail, door nail, doorknob. He

507
00:23:52,600 --> 00:23:54,320
Speaker 5: had a doorknob on. It's a very old car, a

508
00:23:54,359 --> 00:24:00,200
Speaker 5: model Tea with a doorknob handle, door handle, did it.

509
00:24:00,960 --> 00:24:03,800
Speaker 4: There's a guy in high school that was super mean

510
00:24:03,800 --> 00:24:06,159
Speaker 4: to me, and me and my friends knew he was

511
00:24:06,160 --> 00:24:08,440
Speaker 4: going to be on a date and we put we soaked.

512
00:24:08,520 --> 00:24:11,000
Speaker 4: We weren't L seven style, they weren't real, but we

513
00:24:11,040 --> 00:24:13,120
Speaker 4: soaked tampons and cherry kool aid and put them under

514
00:24:13,160 --> 00:24:14,680
Speaker 4: both of his door handles. So when him and his

515
00:24:14,760 --> 00:24:16,119
Speaker 4: date went to get in the car, they thought they

516
00:24:16,160 --> 00:24:17,720
Speaker 4: had a handful of used tampons.

517
00:24:17,720 --> 00:24:19,760
Speaker 5: Oh gee, wow, that's great.

518
00:24:19,960 --> 00:24:21,879
Speaker 3: Yeah, my cousin Cheryl got in trouble.

519
00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:24,280
Speaker 5: I should have put Brownie Max under the guy's store.

520
00:24:24,080 --> 00:24:28,520
Speaker 3: Hand now you know. My cousin Cheryl got in trouble

521
00:24:29,320 --> 00:24:31,720
Speaker 3: when she was in high school, which was like the

522
00:24:31,800 --> 00:24:37,080
Speaker 3: late seventies, because she and her friends unpeeled a bunch

523
00:24:37,119 --> 00:24:40,679
Speaker 3: of Maxi pads and stuck them to a guy in

524
00:24:40,720 --> 00:24:44,760
Speaker 3: her class's conversion van that he had just had painted

525
00:24:44,880 --> 00:24:48,439
Speaker 3: like metallic midnight blue. And so when he pulled the

526
00:24:48,480 --> 00:24:51,720
Speaker 3: Maxi pads off, it just ripped the paint off. So

527
00:24:51,760 --> 00:24:55,040
Speaker 3: they did Maxi pad style like a like a tepee

528
00:24:55,119 --> 00:24:58,040
Speaker 3: thing to be flirty and cute, and they haended to

529
00:24:58,040 --> 00:25:01,959
Speaker 3: have a favor favorite for his conversion van to be

530
00:25:02,040 --> 00:25:05,440
Speaker 3: reading that was like a big like that was when

531
00:25:05,480 --> 00:25:07,639
Speaker 3: I was I was really little, and I remember that

532
00:25:07,720 --> 00:25:11,160
Speaker 3: was like a lot of trouble people got into and yeah,

533
00:25:11,200 --> 00:25:13,040
Speaker 3: that is one thing my mom was really cool about me.

534
00:25:13,880 --> 00:25:18,320
Speaker 4: Shockingly, as square as my mom is for real, she

535
00:25:18,400 --> 00:25:20,080
Speaker 4: was always cool with me doing that because she was like,

536
00:25:20,119 --> 00:25:22,399
Speaker 4: that doesn't do any damage. I would tell her like,

537
00:25:22,480 --> 00:25:25,000
Speaker 4: I'm gonna go roll these people's houses because she had

538
00:25:25,040 --> 00:25:26,520
Speaker 4: a Costco membership, and I was like, can I go

539
00:25:26,520 --> 00:25:30,120
Speaker 4: to Costco with you next time get some extra toilet paper?

540
00:25:30,119 --> 00:25:31,720
Speaker 4: And she was like, oh, yeah, totally because she was like,

541
00:25:32,240 --> 00:25:34,040
Speaker 4: as long as you're just doing that. She was like,

542
00:25:34,080 --> 00:25:36,440
Speaker 4: never at anybody's house or never do anything where I'm

543
00:25:36,480 --> 00:25:38,640
Speaker 4: gonna get sued because you yes.

544
00:25:38,400 --> 00:25:40,600
Speaker 3: And she was my mom.

545
00:25:40,720 --> 00:25:42,679
Speaker 4: I never drank, and my mom always knew that. So

546
00:25:42,800 --> 00:25:44,480
Speaker 4: if I went out at like two in the morning,

547
00:25:44,720 --> 00:25:46,199
Speaker 4: she was fine with it. I was like, Oh, I'm

548
00:25:46,240 --> 00:25:47,800
Speaker 4: just gonna go out and roll these people's house. I

549
00:25:47,840 --> 00:25:50,199
Speaker 4: would tell my mom that and she was just like,

550
00:25:50,280 --> 00:25:52,159
Speaker 4: it's all as long as the cops don't If the

551
00:25:52,160 --> 00:25:54,239
Speaker 4: cops call me, I'm not your mom, I don't know you.

552
00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:57,160
Speaker 3: But if the cops don't call, cool, like do whatever

553
00:25:57,200 --> 00:25:59,280
Speaker 3: you need to do. So she was not a possible

554
00:25:59,359 --> 00:25:59,840
Speaker 3: with that.

555
00:26:00,200 --> 00:26:01,280
Speaker 5: Just her roommate.

556
00:26:01,760 --> 00:26:03,439
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean she was like, I'm not bailing out

557
00:26:03,480 --> 00:26:05,919
Speaker 4: of jail, so don't get caught, but yeah, go do

558
00:26:05,960 --> 00:26:09,199
Speaker 4: it toleta Yeah, for sure, have a good time. But

559
00:26:09,240 --> 00:26:11,520
Speaker 4: that was the only Yeah, she warned me against things

560
00:26:12,119 --> 00:26:15,800
Speaker 4: we wanted to do something where we it was the

561
00:26:15,840 --> 00:26:18,000
Speaker 4: same kind of thing though, where she was like, don't

562
00:26:18,040 --> 00:26:19,440
Speaker 4: do that, that's going to take the pain off. Or

563
00:26:19,480 --> 00:26:21,199
Speaker 4: we were going to do something to somebody's driveway and

564
00:26:21,200 --> 00:26:23,440
Speaker 4: she was like that's going to bleach their driveway, don't

565
00:26:23,480 --> 00:26:26,960
Speaker 4: do it. Yeah, she always I did run a few

566
00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:29,159
Speaker 4: pranks by my mom to be like is this going

567
00:26:29,200 --> 00:26:30,879
Speaker 4: to cause property damage or not?

568
00:26:31,480 --> 00:26:33,400
Speaker 3: And then she would tell us she was like stick

569
00:26:33,440 --> 00:26:35,919
Speaker 3: of toilet papers, because that's the that's where like the

570
00:26:35,960 --> 00:26:39,080
Speaker 3: fun ends, and then yeah, like bullshit begins. It's because

571
00:26:39,119 --> 00:26:40,800
Speaker 3: it's all well and good and most of the time

572
00:26:40,840 --> 00:26:43,400
Speaker 3: it's flirting. Like most of the time when people are

573
00:26:43,400 --> 00:26:46,040
Speaker 3: pranking someone else's because they want their attention. I mean,

574
00:26:46,080 --> 00:26:47,440
Speaker 3: not skateboard crew.

575
00:26:47,880 --> 00:26:51,000
Speaker 5: I was flirting when I quit syrup in there before

576
00:26:51,040 --> 00:26:52,720
Speaker 5: the mustard, and that it was a bit of a flirt,

577
00:26:53,040 --> 00:26:58,560
Speaker 5: a little sweep before. Yeah, hey, mix it up mustard

578
00:27:00,160 --> 00:27:00,720
Speaker 5: noticing this?

579
00:27:01,280 --> 00:27:03,719
Speaker 3: What if the inside of the car had like white

580
00:27:04,240 --> 00:27:06,119
Speaker 3: like pleather seats and there was.

581
00:27:05,960 --> 00:27:08,240
Speaker 5: A white car really so it.

582
00:27:08,200 --> 00:27:10,800
Speaker 3: Could have had a serious mustard stain on that.

583
00:27:11,320 --> 00:27:14,000
Speaker 5: The sad part about it all is these are people

584
00:27:14,080 --> 00:27:16,280
Speaker 5: that had bigger problems. I mean, the guy was sleeping

585
00:27:16,359 --> 00:27:16,640
Speaker 5: on a.

586
00:27:16,560 --> 00:27:18,840
Speaker 3: Bench and you were. You were punching down for We.

587
00:27:18,800 --> 00:27:21,800
Speaker 5: Saw him often and he was a bad person during

588
00:27:21,800 --> 00:27:24,320
Speaker 5: the day, yelling at people, and he was asleep and

589
00:27:24,400 --> 00:27:27,680
Speaker 5: we saw the opportunity. Great. His butt crack was all

590
00:27:27,720 --> 00:27:32,120
Speaker 5: the way out, So lesson learned. Yeah, why not put

591
00:27:32,160 --> 00:27:33,000
Speaker 5: condiments in there?

592
00:27:33,160 --> 00:27:35,880
Speaker 3: This is a hard left. But you look very tan.

593
00:27:36,640 --> 00:27:39,040
Speaker 5: Oh can you guys think?

594
00:27:39,320 --> 00:27:41,959
Speaker 3: Yeah, have you been on a beach vacation?

595
00:27:42,240 --> 00:27:46,400
Speaker 4: I got hit by a spider there, and that's.

596
00:27:46,400 --> 00:27:50,800
Speaker 5: Poison traveled there and now I have a weird that.

597
00:27:51,280 --> 00:27:52,639
Speaker 3: Wait, you have to go to the doctor.

598
00:27:52,880 --> 00:27:55,000
Speaker 5: Yeah, no, ship, it's a spider.

599
00:27:56,200 --> 00:27:58,760
Speaker 3: No, No, If that's a brown recluse. Second, bad news.

600
00:27:58,800 --> 00:28:00,560
Speaker 3: You have warm amputated.

601
00:28:00,640 --> 00:28:02,840
Speaker 5: It hurt the other day, but it's getting better now.

602
00:28:04,040 --> 00:28:04,840
Speaker 3: Not normal.

603
00:28:05,080 --> 00:28:06,280
Speaker 5: I know they're weird.

604
00:28:06,440 --> 00:28:07,919
Speaker 3: Can you pull your sleep up please?

605
00:28:08,680 --> 00:28:11,960
Speaker 4: For okay, you guys listen. It looks like a shark bite.

606
00:28:11,960 --> 00:28:14,480
Speaker 4: I mean there, it's like this weird market of perfect hack.

607
00:28:14,640 --> 00:28:17,200
Speaker 5: Yeah, it is weird. I thought maybe I got bruised

608
00:28:17,200 --> 00:28:20,600
Speaker 5: by a tennis racket or played volleyball in my sleep. Again.

609
00:28:21,200 --> 00:28:23,560
Speaker 3: You have to go to the doctor also, because that

610
00:28:24,160 --> 00:28:28,480
Speaker 3: the thing the boss on it. Yeah, so you're right, Yeah,

611
00:28:28,520 --> 00:28:29,560
Speaker 3: there is comedy first.

612
00:28:29,800 --> 00:28:32,000
Speaker 5: It's no, it's strite, don't You're right.

613
00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:33,800
Speaker 3: To write some new jokes about losing your arm.

614
00:28:34,119 --> 00:28:39,160
Speaker 5: Okay, that's doctor being a here's my impression of a

615
00:28:39,240 --> 00:28:40,040
Speaker 5: teapot again.

616
00:28:40,400 --> 00:28:43,680
Speaker 4: Yeah, booll, I lost my arm.

617
00:28:43,920 --> 00:28:45,800
Speaker 5: I lost my arm for this, so have a lot

618
00:28:45,800 --> 00:28:49,280
Speaker 5: of people. Who was that comic that used to Riggan?

619
00:28:49,720 --> 00:28:52,280
Speaker 5: He had a hook? Roger Rittenhouse written House.

620
00:28:52,360 --> 00:28:54,200
Speaker 3: He's one of the funniest comics there is.

621
00:28:54,280 --> 00:28:56,320
Speaker 5: He is very funny. And but one night at MBAR

622
00:28:56,560 --> 00:29:00,800
Speaker 5: somewhat he there was a lull in his and someone said,

623
00:29:00,880 --> 00:29:04,760
Speaker 5: how'd you lose your hand? And I everyone got quiet.

624
00:29:04,880 --> 00:29:07,440
Speaker 5: I know that the guy thought that. He's like, oh,

625
00:29:07,520 --> 00:29:09,360
Speaker 5: he's got to have a great story about this, and

626
00:29:09,400 --> 00:29:11,800
Speaker 5: he was some drunk guy, but he's like he just

627
00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:16,040
Speaker 5: really used the ability right then to make the guy

628
00:29:16,080 --> 00:29:22,400
Speaker 5: feel bad by just going wow, yeah, it's wow. Uh yeah,

629
00:29:22,560 --> 00:29:25,280
Speaker 5: I don't know why you would ever heckle that. I

630
00:29:25,640 --> 00:29:28,440
Speaker 5: and he like and it said and the guy I

631
00:29:28,480 --> 00:29:31,360
Speaker 5: think when he that guy killed himself he had he

632
00:29:31,480 --> 00:29:32,800
Speaker 5: felt so bad.

633
00:29:33,960 --> 00:29:36,360
Speaker 3: This is extra weird because what do I.

634
00:29:36,320 --> 00:29:39,000
Speaker 5: Get if it starts before my elbow? I can't just

635
00:29:39,040 --> 00:29:39,600
Speaker 5: get a hook.

636
00:29:39,720 --> 00:29:42,440
Speaker 3: It's just when did last night I slept on the couch.

637
00:29:43,560 --> 00:29:45,680
Speaker 4: When I was lying in bed last night, I saw

638
00:29:45,720 --> 00:29:50,480
Speaker 4: two at separate times. I saw one giant centipede millipede

639
00:29:50,560 --> 00:29:53,760
Speaker 4: something with a trillion legs for real, crawling down one

640
00:29:53,760 --> 00:29:54,880
Speaker 4: side the wall.

641
00:29:54,960 --> 00:29:55,960
Speaker 3: So I was like, oh, that's weird.

642
00:29:56,040 --> 00:29:57,600
Speaker 4: And then like five minutes later I saw another one.

643
00:29:57,640 --> 00:29:59,280
Speaker 4: So I was like, not leave it in this room tonight,

644
00:29:59,320 --> 00:30:00,880
Speaker 4: and like, whent saw on the couch because like that

645
00:30:00,960 --> 00:30:01,640
Speaker 4: was so gross to me.

646
00:30:01,680 --> 00:30:04,680
Speaker 3: But those can't bite you. You have to go to

647
00:30:04,680 --> 00:30:05,120
Speaker 3: the doctor.

648
00:30:05,560 --> 00:30:09,719
Speaker 5: You guys are acting like I I did something wrong,

649
00:30:10,880 --> 00:30:14,920
Speaker 5: not knowing the doctor I'm not worried about it all right.

650
00:30:15,240 --> 00:30:18,880
Speaker 3: Now, don't you have a low pain tolerance? Yes, like

651
00:30:18,960 --> 00:30:20,920
Speaker 3: you don't feel it, is what I'm saying.

652
00:30:21,520 --> 00:30:23,080
Speaker 5: I think a high tolerance for it.

653
00:30:23,160 --> 00:30:24,840
Speaker 3: High tolerance, right, yeah.

654
00:30:24,720 --> 00:30:27,040
Speaker 5: I have low pain sensory.

655
00:30:26,800 --> 00:30:29,680
Speaker 3: Exactly, so you could actually be in more pain than you.

656
00:30:29,760 --> 00:30:33,120
Speaker 5: I don't know, though I always complain about pain. I

657
00:30:33,160 --> 00:30:35,440
Speaker 5: acknowledge that it's that I show it to people and

658
00:30:35,440 --> 00:30:38,480
Speaker 5: then I don't do anything about it. All right, my

659
00:30:38,560 --> 00:30:41,960
Speaker 5: hip is hurt for years. I know I should get surgery.

660
00:30:42,040 --> 00:30:45,560
Speaker 3: But now you got some spiderbies that. I mean, I've

661
00:30:45,560 --> 00:30:46,920
Speaker 3: never seen anything that looks.

662
00:30:46,720 --> 00:30:48,760
Speaker 5: Like I just want to see what develops next.

663
00:30:48,800 --> 00:30:52,680
Speaker 3: Okay, great, then let's have fun. Looks like Wisconsin right now,

664
00:30:52,680 --> 00:30:55,200
Speaker 3: it looks like Wisconsin. When it starts to look like

665
00:30:55,240 --> 00:30:59,040
Speaker 3: the uss of R that's when we will call an ambulance.

666
00:30:59,080 --> 00:30:59,640
Speaker 3: How about that.

667
00:31:00,240 --> 00:31:02,520
Speaker 5: Let's judge it by how much of Asia it becomes.

668
00:31:06,760 --> 00:31:10,640
Speaker 5: I've been did having dizzy spells? No, I'm kidding, I'm fine.

669
00:31:11,240 --> 00:31:13,640
Speaker 5: I don't think it was a brown recluse.

670
00:31:13,400 --> 00:31:15,920
Speaker 3: Did you? How would you know? Did you have?

671
00:31:16,080 --> 00:31:18,000
Speaker 5: I've had I've been met by brown mclues. We had

672
00:31:18,040 --> 00:31:19,239
Speaker 5: them in my basement grown up.

673
00:31:19,360 --> 00:31:21,680
Speaker 3: Really Yeah, and you know what exactly what it looks like.

674
00:31:21,760 --> 00:31:24,360
Speaker 5: Yeah? Yeah, they looked like a hobo spider or a

675
00:31:24,400 --> 00:31:30,360
Speaker 5: domesticated house spider. I'm very similar, but well lit markings

676
00:31:30,360 --> 00:31:33,640
Speaker 5: will let you know, and size are actually smaller. You

677
00:31:33,640 --> 00:31:39,480
Speaker 5: do not want. You do not want to your sauce.

678
00:31:41,680 --> 00:31:42,440
Speaker 5: You don't want.

679
00:31:42,880 --> 00:31:45,880
Speaker 3: Did you have a party on Fourth of July weekend?

680
00:31:46,160 --> 00:31:48,880
Speaker 5: Well? I didn't want you guys to see me all drunk.

681
00:31:49,840 --> 00:31:54,880
Speaker 5: Yes I did. I didn't invite anyone.

682
00:31:55,040 --> 00:31:57,640
Speaker 3: She was bringing it up because she's offended. No, No,

683
00:31:57,720 --> 00:32:00,360
Speaker 3: I wouldn't. I knew I was invited. Nate invite in me.

684
00:32:00,960 --> 00:32:03,920
Speaker 5: I should. It was really fun, but I.

685
00:32:04,160 --> 00:32:05,960
Speaker 3: Couldn't go anywhere. I had to work through through the

686
00:32:05,960 --> 00:32:08,960
Speaker 3: whole weekend. I did nothing from Thursday to Tuesday mornings.

687
00:32:09,000 --> 00:32:11,600
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, yeah, because we were going to podcast.

688
00:32:11,960 --> 00:32:15,120
Speaker 3: That's right. But but I thought maybe that's why you

689
00:32:15,160 --> 00:32:16,320
Speaker 3: were so tan or something like.

690
00:32:16,880 --> 00:32:18,400
Speaker 5: I went was it a razor?

691
00:32:18,520 --> 00:32:19,440
Speaker 3: Did you stay outside?

692
00:32:19,680 --> 00:32:22,120
Speaker 5: I went to Andy's pool. I went to Andy Wood's

693
00:32:22,120 --> 00:32:27,160
Speaker 5: pool party nice and kind of burned myself. Yeah, that's

694
00:32:27,160 --> 00:32:28,800
Speaker 5: where it came from. Any that's the sun?

695
00:32:29,040 --> 00:32:33,360
Speaker 3: Any fun comedy names to name from that pool party.

696
00:32:33,640 --> 00:32:38,360
Speaker 5: Mm, people that we should know, people you need to watch.

697
00:32:38,600 --> 00:32:41,400
Speaker 4: Yeah, I have a fun name who because I went

698
00:32:41,400 --> 00:32:44,680
Speaker 4: to Hardwick's on the fourth of July and Ryan Adams

699
00:32:44,760 --> 00:32:47,840
Speaker 4: was there. There was a lot of.

700
00:32:47,760 --> 00:32:49,320
Speaker 3: Other like Facebook, but he walked in.

701
00:32:49,360 --> 00:32:51,480
Speaker 4: I was like what, because of course he's head to

702
00:32:51,480 --> 00:32:53,440
Speaker 4: tow den him cool pool party attire.

703
00:32:53,520 --> 00:32:55,640
Speaker 3: That's also because I was wearing I loved.

704
00:32:55,440 --> 00:32:58,920
Speaker 4: A Fart t shirt and he applauded it, literally clapped,

705
00:32:58,920 --> 00:33:00,959
Speaker 4: and I was like, you're a fan of farts?

706
00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:01,280
Speaker 5: I don't.

707
00:33:01,560 --> 00:33:03,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, he was real psyched about it.

708
00:33:03,840 --> 00:33:05,320
Speaker 4: He was cool, but it was just weird because he

709
00:33:05,360 --> 00:33:07,840
Speaker 4: walked in and I was like, what, you guys are friends?

710
00:33:07,880 --> 00:33:08,280
Speaker 3: Like what?

711
00:33:08,480 --> 00:33:13,440
Speaker 5: Yeah, I wouldn't know what he looks like. I mean like.

712
00:33:13,360 --> 00:33:14,840
Speaker 3: An indie rock dude.

713
00:33:15,360 --> 00:33:16,959
Speaker 4: He was cool, but he was He was wearing his

714
00:33:17,280 --> 00:33:19,560
Speaker 4: jean jacket the whole time and everyone was in the

715
00:33:19,600 --> 00:33:20,440
Speaker 4: pool and stuff.

716
00:33:20,680 --> 00:33:22,160
Speaker 3: So it was just that kind of like I was.

717
00:33:22,080 --> 00:33:26,040
Speaker 5: Totally indie rock or does he maybe listen to his

718
00:33:26,400 --> 00:33:27,320
Speaker 5: kind of crappy rock?

719
00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:28,400
Speaker 3: I don't.

720
00:33:28,480 --> 00:33:30,160
Speaker 4: I don't know much about him other than once we

721
00:33:30,240 --> 00:33:32,960
Speaker 4: got no weird Twitter argument about Morsey or something.

722
00:33:32,720 --> 00:33:36,080
Speaker 3: And then even Brian Adams. Oh, Ryan, Did you say

723
00:33:36,080 --> 00:33:36,760
Speaker 3: Brian Ryan?

724
00:33:36,880 --> 00:33:40,600
Speaker 5: I said Ryan, But oh but Brian. Also, I wonder

725
00:33:40,640 --> 00:33:41,680
Speaker 5: what he's doing right now.

726
00:33:41,840 --> 00:33:43,959
Speaker 3: I thought you said, does he listen to indie rock

727
00:33:44,040 --> 00:33:44,920
Speaker 3: or his crappy rock?

728
00:33:45,080 --> 00:33:47,360
Speaker 5: She said Ryan Adams was dressed like an indie rocker

729
00:33:47,400 --> 00:33:48,760
Speaker 5: guy and joke.

730
00:33:49,280 --> 00:33:50,120
Speaker 3: Oh, I get it, I get it.

731
00:33:50,160 --> 00:33:50,520
Speaker 5: I got it.

732
00:33:50,560 --> 00:33:51,160
Speaker 3: I thought you were.

733
00:33:51,040 --> 00:33:53,280
Speaker 4: Saying, what would you is he like an Would you

734
00:33:53,320 --> 00:33:55,120
Speaker 4: say he's more alt country or something?

735
00:33:55,240 --> 00:33:58,040
Speaker 3: Is he more? He reminds me of like an old

736
00:33:58,160 --> 00:34:02,560
Speaker 3: ninety sevens thish dude. Isn't that kind of his I've

737
00:34:02,560 --> 00:34:03,720
Speaker 3: never been too into him.

738
00:34:03,760 --> 00:34:07,200
Speaker 5: I think it's his I like like a lot. The

739
00:34:07,320 --> 00:34:09,880
Speaker 5: music is just kind of music for boring people.

740
00:34:10,239 --> 00:34:15,520
Speaker 3: I mean, he's he was a nice guy, but I

741
00:34:15,800 --> 00:34:21,120
Speaker 3: thoroughly disagree. It's a real count point counterpoint. I love him.

742
00:34:21,480 --> 00:34:24,120
Speaker 3: I really love rhy now music I listened to. I

743
00:34:24,120 --> 00:34:25,880
Speaker 3: have tons of friends that are like crazy and him.

744
00:34:26,040 --> 00:34:28,840
Speaker 5: I would put him in it is like Damien Rice.

745
00:34:30,239 --> 00:34:32,960
Speaker 3: No, I think that guy's more chill and who do

746
00:34:33,040 --> 00:34:41,520
Speaker 3: you like? Three eleven? I don't dislike him, I just don't.

747
00:34:42,480 --> 00:34:51,960
Speaker 3: Let's hear some No, there was a guy. Yeah, I

748
00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:56,000
Speaker 3: went to hardwood. I'm sorry, did you really want to

749
00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:58,960
Speaker 3: do it? I feel like I talked. You should be

750
00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:01,879
Speaker 3: talking more. I'm sorry. No, no, he can't talk because

751
00:35:01,880 --> 00:35:04,359
Speaker 3: of the spider poison and gotten up to his voice

752
00:35:04,440 --> 00:35:05,080
Speaker 3: growing weak.

753
00:35:05,120 --> 00:35:08,799
Speaker 5: I'm growing weak here. Maybe this water will help talk

754
00:35:08,840 --> 00:35:09,680
Speaker 5: amongst yourself.

755
00:35:10,239 --> 00:35:12,279
Speaker 3: But you look so tan and healthy other than the

756
00:35:12,320 --> 00:35:14,120
Speaker 3: markings on your arm.

757
00:35:14,680 --> 00:35:15,400
Speaker 5: I'll go away.

758
00:35:18,680 --> 00:35:20,800
Speaker 3: I'm gonna put mustard down the back of your pants.

759
00:35:21,440 --> 00:35:25,040
Speaker 4: I I'm gonna yell at you from a megaphone at

760
00:35:25,080 --> 00:35:28,200
Speaker 4: a great height, tell you to go to the doctor.

761
00:35:29,200 --> 00:35:30,360
Speaker 3: You're about to get pranked.

762
00:35:30,440 --> 00:35:33,600
Speaker 5: Boy. One of the times, though, of these guys crawled

763
00:35:33,680 --> 00:35:35,480
Speaker 5: up the wall and there was a big fight on

764
00:35:35,520 --> 00:35:37,680
Speaker 5: the roof. So are pranks.

765
00:35:38,120 --> 00:35:39,560
Speaker 3: One of the people on the street that you.

766
00:35:39,680 --> 00:35:41,080
Speaker 5: Yeah, there was a way to get up there, but

767
00:35:41,120 --> 00:35:43,280
Speaker 5: we didn't think they'd figure it out. But you could shimmy.

768
00:35:43,320 --> 00:35:46,359
Speaker 5: There's poles next to a wall, and they'd shimmy up

769
00:35:46,440 --> 00:35:48,960
Speaker 5: like Batman. And then these cowboys were on the roof

770
00:35:51,080 --> 00:35:55,080
Speaker 5: get punched and get someone punched him. There's punches. I

771
00:35:55,120 --> 00:35:57,680
Speaker 5: didn't get punched. I think.

772
00:35:59,640 --> 00:36:02,360
Speaker 3: Like a little round clue spider on your table.

773
00:36:02,600 --> 00:36:05,560
Speaker 5: I went and took a nap under someone's our pit,

774
00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:09,680
Speaker 5: someone learning time. That's when I strike when you don't

775
00:36:09,719 --> 00:36:10,520
Speaker 5: know him there.

776
00:36:10,520 --> 00:36:14,040
Speaker 3: I meant to tell you. So this show that I'm

777
00:36:14,040 --> 00:36:17,239
Speaker 3: working on right now, there's a time travel element to it.

778
00:36:17,880 --> 00:36:20,920
Speaker 3: So this might be secret. So don't anybody listening tell

779
00:36:20,960 --> 00:36:28,600
Speaker 3: anybody else. But they brought in a physicist to talk

780
00:36:28,680 --> 00:36:33,000
Speaker 3: through what is the known quantities of time travel, like

781
00:36:33,080 --> 00:36:35,680
Speaker 3: what the theories are, what is known about it or whatever,

782
00:36:35,840 --> 00:36:37,560
Speaker 3: and just to give us kind of like a very

783
00:36:37,600 --> 00:36:40,080
Speaker 3: basic primer of like how it may or may not

784
00:36:40,160 --> 00:36:43,719
Speaker 3: work in the different theories. And it was fascinating and

785
00:36:43,800 --> 00:36:47,319
Speaker 3: the second I was immediately in love with him. And

786
00:36:47,360 --> 00:36:49,000
Speaker 3: he was from Missoula, Montana.

787
00:36:49,120 --> 00:36:49,680
Speaker 5: Oh wow.

788
00:36:49,920 --> 00:36:53,759
Speaker 3: He apparently has a bunch of YouTube videos that are

789
00:36:53,800 --> 00:36:57,759
Speaker 3: really popular where he explains, yeah, he's a physicist or

790
00:36:57,800 --> 00:37:01,919
Speaker 3: a some you know, like high level sciences.

791
00:37:02,040 --> 00:37:02,440
Speaker 5: Wow.

792
00:37:02,480 --> 00:37:05,600
Speaker 3: But he was really young, and he was super like

793
00:37:05,600 --> 00:37:08,360
Speaker 3: like cute, and I can't explain it. He looked like

794
00:37:08,400 --> 00:37:10,840
Speaker 3: he would be work at ari I. But he was

795
00:37:10,840 --> 00:37:12,040
Speaker 3: a fucking physicist.

796
00:37:12,200 --> 00:37:15,160
Speaker 5: Every One in Missula looks like they're at Aria really,

797
00:37:15,600 --> 00:37:18,160
Speaker 5: they just came from them. Everyone has mud splattered on

798
00:37:18,200 --> 00:37:18,640
Speaker 5: their face.

799
00:37:18,880 --> 00:37:22,480
Speaker 4: Yeah, And a carabiner on their belt loop, but it's

800
00:37:22,600 --> 00:37:23,560
Speaker 4: just for holding keys.

801
00:37:23,680 --> 00:37:27,000
Speaker 5: It's the other one that's it's a novelty key carabiner.

802
00:37:27,239 --> 00:37:29,319
Speaker 5: But they got the real the one at home with

803
00:37:29,360 --> 00:37:29,800
Speaker 5: the ropes.

804
00:37:29,920 --> 00:37:33,359
Speaker 4: That's right, I've never heard I just learned the name

805
00:37:33,400 --> 00:37:35,240
Speaker 4: of that. Are you talking about the like heavy duty

806
00:37:35,239 --> 00:37:35,600
Speaker 4: hook thing?

807
00:37:35,920 --> 00:37:36,239
Speaker 5: Just now?

808
00:37:37,560 --> 00:37:40,719
Speaker 3: Is not a good word carabiner. Carabineers spell that c

809
00:37:41,360 --> 00:37:42,759
Speaker 3: R I B E N E R.

810
00:37:42,920 --> 00:37:45,319
Speaker 4: Why is it called that and not a hook? Chris,

811
00:37:45,320 --> 00:37:47,720
Speaker 4: I'll let you take this one. Well, I was probably

812
00:37:47,719 --> 00:37:49,800
Speaker 4: wrong on the spell mountain climbers.

813
00:37:50,480 --> 00:37:54,080
Speaker 5: In mountain climbing there also is hooks. So they had

814
00:37:54,120 --> 00:37:55,799
Speaker 5: to come up with a new name for the thing

815
00:37:55,840 --> 00:37:58,280
Speaker 5: that wasn't a hook. It's more of a loop clasp.

816
00:37:58,840 --> 00:38:02,319
Speaker 5: And then loop class was too hard for people to

817
00:38:02,360 --> 00:38:07,200
Speaker 5: say so. And then then one of the Latino guys,

818
00:38:07,520 --> 00:38:09,400
Speaker 5: A lot of the guys they are racist. But the

819
00:38:09,440 --> 00:38:12,319
Speaker 5: guy that thought of it, he was trying to name it,

820
00:38:12,360 --> 00:38:15,759
Speaker 5: and then someone said, oh, I don't care, and then

821
00:38:15,800 --> 00:38:17,200
Speaker 5: they called them a racial.

822
00:38:17,120 --> 00:38:19,400
Speaker 3: No you're gonna say beanner.

823
00:38:19,840 --> 00:38:23,640
Speaker 4: No you did, that's crazy, a racist term from the eighties.

824
00:38:26,239 --> 00:38:28,479
Speaker 5: I don't know where krabiner comes from we got.

825
00:38:28,520 --> 00:38:32,360
Speaker 3: I got in insane trouble one day. My aunt, I

826
00:38:32,400 --> 00:38:34,280
Speaker 3: thought was going to hit me in the face because

827
00:38:34,360 --> 00:38:36,400
Speaker 3: I said that term. I'd heard it on the playground

828
00:38:36,480 --> 00:38:39,239
Speaker 3: in like third grade, and I thought it was like

829
00:38:40,040 --> 00:38:43,000
Speaker 3: somebody just kept calling other people beaners, and I just

830
00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:45,759
Speaker 3: thought it was like nickname type of thing. So I

831
00:38:45,880 --> 00:38:48,040
Speaker 3: just said it in passing, literally like look at those

832
00:38:48,040 --> 00:38:51,120
Speaker 3: two beaners, and my aunt like, oh no, yeah, lambed

833
00:38:51,160 --> 00:38:53,800
Speaker 3: on the brakes and was like, what do you think

834
00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:56,239
Speaker 3: and she was screaming at me. I was in so

835
00:38:56,320 --> 00:38:59,279
Speaker 3: much trouble and I had no idea what I was

836
00:38:59,280 --> 00:38:59,920
Speaker 3: doing at all.

837
00:39:00,560 --> 00:39:02,799
Speaker 5: Said. My dad slapped me once when I said a

838
00:39:02,840 --> 00:39:04,040
Speaker 5: word that I had heard of friends.

839
00:39:05,400 --> 00:39:08,239
Speaker 3: That's the way we learn as kids, or did back then.

840
00:39:08,480 --> 00:39:11,080
Speaker 5: Yeah, he didn't slap me very much, and I was like, oh,

841
00:39:11,120 --> 00:39:12,759
Speaker 5: you can't say that. Yep. I'm like, yeah, I know.

842
00:39:12,800 --> 00:39:13,520
Speaker 3: He hit my face.

843
00:39:14,320 --> 00:39:14,520
Speaker 4: Yeah.

844
00:39:14,920 --> 00:39:16,680
Speaker 3: The only time my mom slapped across the face when

845
00:39:16,719 --> 00:39:17,239
Speaker 3: I said fuck.

846
00:39:18,040 --> 00:39:20,640
Speaker 4: Yeah that was okay though, sixteen and I said fuck

847
00:39:20,680 --> 00:39:22,480
Speaker 4: in front of she slapped me right across the face.

848
00:39:22,520 --> 00:39:25,359
Speaker 5: Shit, Yeah, I had mine was light.

849
00:39:25,440 --> 00:39:27,759
Speaker 3: I think, No, I knew what I was doing.

850
00:39:27,880 --> 00:39:33,319
Speaker 5: I was liked he curled the fingers together. Yeah, it

851
00:39:33,360 --> 00:39:36,560
Speaker 5: was more of a paunch. Come on, and he's listening.

852
00:39:40,360 --> 00:39:44,719
Speaker 3: Oh but anyway, I just wanted to tell you about

853
00:39:44,760 --> 00:39:47,359
Speaker 3: that because he I thought he was from like us

854
00:39:47,560 --> 00:39:50,920
Speaker 3: LA or something, this physicist, and so then they were

855
00:39:50,960 --> 00:39:55,120
Speaker 3: like where he was at the University of Montana and he's.

856
00:39:54,960 --> 00:39:56,879
Speaker 5: Young, young to where I wouldn't know him.

857
00:39:57,600 --> 00:39:59,040
Speaker 3: I mean I was going to ask them that I

858
00:39:59,080 --> 00:40:01,920
Speaker 3: was honestly too embarrassed, and my cheeks were super red

859
00:40:02,239 --> 00:40:04,279
Speaker 3: because he was so cute. And here's that this was

860
00:40:04,280 --> 00:40:06,600
Speaker 3: the power move he made when of the very first

861
00:40:06,719 --> 00:40:09,320
Speaker 3: because everyone in that room there's a ton of really

862
00:40:09,320 --> 00:40:11,840
Speaker 3: smart guys that work on the show, like went to

863
00:40:11,880 --> 00:40:15,239
Speaker 3: Harvard and ship, so they immediately start to engage him.

864
00:40:15,239 --> 00:40:15,640
Speaker 5: Of like.

865
00:40:17,560 --> 00:40:19,080
Speaker 3: He was like, well, I'm just here to, you know,

866
00:40:19,120 --> 00:40:21,200
Speaker 3: answer your questions. And then one guy goes, do you

867
00:40:21,280 --> 00:40:24,000
Speaker 3: think that we are living in a simulation? And immediately

868
00:40:24,200 --> 00:40:27,120
Speaker 3: without going like anything, he goes, if we are, if

869
00:40:27,120 --> 00:40:29,600
Speaker 3: we aren't, it doesn't matter, and I just like my

870
00:40:30,239 --> 00:40:33,680
Speaker 3: heart exploded with love of life, the confidence, and he

871
00:40:33,760 --> 00:40:35,839
Speaker 3: knew he'd been asked this question. He knew and it's

872
00:40:35,920 --> 00:40:37,880
Speaker 3: just like if it is he said, if it is

873
00:40:37,880 --> 00:40:41,640
Speaker 3: a simulation, it is so accurate and so realistic that

874
00:40:41,719 --> 00:40:44,279
Speaker 3: we cannot tell the difference. So it doesn't matter what

875
00:40:44,440 --> 00:40:47,239
Speaker 3: we're living in. We still have to live the same way.

876
00:40:47,320 --> 00:40:49,920
Speaker 3: We have to live as you know, like you should

877
00:40:49,960 --> 00:40:51,480
Speaker 3: be living as if you're in charge of your own

878
00:40:51,520 --> 00:40:54,520
Speaker 3: life anyway. So this idea that you know something else,

879
00:40:54,640 --> 00:40:57,279
Speaker 3: we're in a game, or this is all computer or whatever,

880
00:40:57,400 --> 00:40:58,320
Speaker 3: it doesn't matter.

881
00:40:58,200 --> 00:41:02,759
Speaker 5: Because it's seems realistic. But the reality is you're in

882
00:41:02,880 --> 00:41:06,080
Speaker 5: some dank laboratory plugged into a chair, right.

883
00:41:06,200 --> 00:41:08,959
Speaker 3: Could be that, yeah, could be? That depends on which

884
00:41:09,040 --> 00:41:12,560
Speaker 3: matrix you've seen it. I haven't seen any of them.

885
00:41:12,640 --> 00:41:15,120
Speaker 5: I watched the first one and there's someone deaf in

886
00:41:15,160 --> 00:41:18,640
Speaker 5: the audience. So they had the close captioning on during

887
00:41:18,680 --> 00:41:22,080
Speaker 5: the movie, which popped up right before the line, and

888
00:41:22,160 --> 00:41:24,960
Speaker 5: I was already laughing at the fact that that's the

889
00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:28,000
Speaker 5: guy from Bill and Ted and everyone loves this movie,

890
00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:29,719
Speaker 5: and that's still the guy from Bill and Ted. And

891
00:41:29,760 --> 00:41:33,279
Speaker 5: then at one point he goes oki dokie, but it

892
00:41:33,400 --> 00:41:36,200
Speaker 5: said oki doki at the bottom way before he said it,

893
00:41:36,360 --> 00:41:38,839
Speaker 5: so it said oki doky and everyone read it. And

894
00:41:38,880 --> 00:41:41,760
Speaker 5: then he goes Oki Doki and the whole theater laughed

895
00:41:42,520 --> 00:41:47,840
Speaker 5: at his face. He's not a good actor, no, but

896
00:41:48,280 --> 00:41:50,840
Speaker 5: I've seen enough videos of him moving aside on a

897
00:41:50,880 --> 00:41:54,120
Speaker 5: subway to let someone sit down and give money to people.

898
00:41:54,200 --> 00:41:55,440
Speaker 5: And he's very charitable.

899
00:41:55,560 --> 00:41:57,520
Speaker 3: He was very he was very good.

900
00:41:58,719 --> 00:42:03,439
Speaker 5: Why because Aaron you've heard though, he's like, He's like, well,

901
00:42:06,320 --> 00:42:09,160
Speaker 5: I'm going to pay the whole crew with my own money, which.

902
00:42:09,040 --> 00:42:11,759
Speaker 4: Is wonderful, and I'm not knocking that, but a lot

903
00:42:11,800 --> 00:42:13,960
Speaker 4: of that comes from the guilt of being like, I

904
00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:16,160
Speaker 4: am not talented enough to be here, but I have

905
00:42:16,280 --> 00:42:17,160
Speaker 4: to give this money away.

906
00:42:17,239 --> 00:42:19,880
Speaker 5: Wait, lady, sit down on the subway bus.

907
00:42:19,960 --> 00:42:22,719
Speaker 3: But let me say, have you seen Parenthood?

908
00:42:23,200 --> 00:42:23,359
Speaker 5: Yeah?

909
00:42:23,440 --> 00:42:27,839
Speaker 3: Yeah, And I think that's when he started as Billin

910
00:42:27,880 --> 00:42:31,520
Speaker 3: Tead or whatever, and then Parenthood people went, oh, yeah,

911
00:42:31,560 --> 00:42:36,319
Speaker 3: you can actually do something. And but he That's the

912
00:42:36,360 --> 00:42:41,280
Speaker 3: thing about acting is that it isn't like American acting

913
00:42:41,520 --> 00:42:44,000
Speaker 3: is about can you get people to buy a movie ticket?

914
00:42:44,400 --> 00:42:47,319
Speaker 3: And all you need, all Kennedy Reeves needs to do

915
00:42:47,480 --> 00:42:50,480
Speaker 3: to get people buy a movie ticket is to say,

916
00:42:50,600 --> 00:42:53,160
Speaker 3: because they want to watch him on that screen, off

917
00:42:53,200 --> 00:42:55,640
Speaker 3: your shirt. Okay, it's the way he looks, It's his

918
00:42:55,719 --> 00:42:59,200
Speaker 3: physical beauty of it. He is. Sometimes he's just a

919
00:42:59,280 --> 00:43:01,560
Speaker 3: kind of yeah tall and he's built, and he's got

920
00:43:01,560 --> 00:43:05,160
Speaker 3: that beautiful, kind of neutral face that could be from age.

921
00:43:05,200 --> 00:43:07,160
Speaker 5: You don't know who I know exactly.

922
00:43:07,239 --> 00:43:09,400
Speaker 3: I have never found him attractive for one second.

923
00:43:09,920 --> 00:43:14,240
Speaker 5: There's this new movie that's cartoonishly. He just kills everyone.

924
00:43:14,560 --> 00:43:17,040
Speaker 5: John Wick john Wick Jonathan Wick.

925
00:43:17,320 --> 00:43:18,240
Speaker 3: It's John Wick.

926
00:43:18,680 --> 00:43:24,320
Speaker 5: Jonathan h Wick is a newer filming Dickens's novel Johnny

927
00:43:24,360 --> 00:43:26,680
Speaker 5: john Boy Wick is this movie that you could see

928
00:43:26,800 --> 00:43:30,720
Speaker 5: that is horribly done, and he there's a couple of times.

929
00:43:30,800 --> 00:43:32,680
Speaker 5: I don't know if he gets necking in it, but uh,

930
00:43:33,400 --> 00:43:35,799
Speaker 5: it seems like has been like eating bread and not

931
00:43:35,880 --> 00:43:37,880
Speaker 5: going to the gym. And I respect that. He's like,

932
00:43:37,920 --> 00:43:39,680
Speaker 5: I'm not gonna get into shape for this. Well.

933
00:43:39,680 --> 00:43:42,640
Speaker 4: He's also like fifty, but he has he ever been

934
00:43:42,680 --> 00:43:43,200
Speaker 4: a muscle.

935
00:43:46,080 --> 00:43:48,040
Speaker 3: I think he was like wiry.

936
00:43:48,480 --> 00:43:50,960
Speaker 4: He's my skinny guy, because I mean I've seen it's

937
00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:51,720
Speaker 4: like point break.

938
00:43:51,760 --> 00:43:52,960
Speaker 3: He's not the guy surfing.

939
00:43:53,160 --> 00:43:56,000
Speaker 5: He's not like a football movie where he got all

940
00:43:56,040 --> 00:43:57,400
Speaker 5: big and football ly big.

941
00:43:57,640 --> 00:43:59,960
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, was that that movie Johnny Football?

942
00:44:00,320 --> 00:44:02,719
Speaker 5: It's called Uh, Jonathan.

943
00:44:04,239 --> 00:44:06,839
Speaker 3: What if every movie he just said the name John

944
00:44:06,880 --> 00:44:09,160
Speaker 3: in it somehow Bill and Wick, Johnny.

945
00:44:09,080 --> 00:44:12,799
Speaker 5: Bill and Johnny Wick. All right, I know I like

946
00:44:13,560 --> 00:44:14,280
Speaker 5: Google pictures.

947
00:44:14,520 --> 00:44:15,480
Speaker 3: Will I will.

948
00:44:15,280 --> 00:44:19,279
Speaker 5: Watch camp and then I'll do it right now.

949
00:44:19,920 --> 00:44:22,480
Speaker 3: I think he's a classic American actor and that he's

950
00:44:22,480 --> 00:44:24,600
Speaker 3: a bad actor that still is in a ton of.

951
00:44:24,600 --> 00:44:28,160
Speaker 5: Mom One eight hundred number called me three times and

952
00:44:28,200 --> 00:44:30,279
Speaker 5: in two minutes. Should I call him back?

953
00:44:30,440 --> 00:44:31,920
Speaker 3: It's the doctor being.

954
00:44:31,800 --> 00:44:32,879
Speaker 5: Like, why aren't you here?

955
00:44:33,320 --> 00:44:36,719
Speaker 3: It's the spider saying I left my stinger in.

956
00:44:37,000 --> 00:44:39,719
Speaker 5: Every one of my bites has worked, and I saw

957
00:44:39,760 --> 00:44:43,400
Speaker 5: you leave the apartment today has a toll free number.

958
00:44:44,160 --> 00:44:46,680
Speaker 3: Listen. I think I did some real damage to your arm. Chris.

959
00:44:46,760 --> 00:44:49,879
Speaker 3: I'm sorry. I go a little spider crazy at night.

960
00:44:50,040 --> 00:44:52,320
Speaker 3: I'm hungry and scared. I'm very small.

961
00:44:53,120 --> 00:44:55,480
Speaker 5: Sometimes I feel like my own venom is going to

962
00:44:55,560 --> 00:44:57,480
Speaker 5: my head. Anyway, you can call me back at my

963
00:44:57,520 --> 00:45:02,680
Speaker 5: spider phone it's or you can contact me on the web.

964
00:45:05,040 --> 00:45:08,080
Speaker 3: Yes, no, I say earlier.

965
00:45:09,040 --> 00:45:12,480
Speaker 5: You don't understand why people aren't like well placed puns.

966
00:45:12,560 --> 00:45:15,520
Speaker 5: It's I thought it was you guys were rejoicing over

967
00:45:15,640 --> 00:45:18,040
Speaker 5: the toll free thing. I came in with the web

968
00:45:18,120 --> 00:45:23,880
Speaker 5: and it's a shot applause clause by applause, I focus

969
00:45:23,960 --> 00:45:27,520
Speaker 5: on the audience that doesn't like me in a huge room,

970
00:45:27,600 --> 00:45:30,399
Speaker 5: even one guy with his arms crossed. This whole act

971
00:45:30,480 --> 00:45:34,560
Speaker 5: is dedicated to you, Keanu ripped. Let's see what pops up?

972
00:45:35,520 --> 00:45:42,080
Speaker 5: Oh images, you want images or video video. You're gonna

973
00:45:42,120 --> 00:45:46,279
Speaker 5: get it. Oh boy, there we go.

974
00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:51,560
Speaker 3: You're gonna get ache head.

975
00:45:51,760 --> 00:45:55,680
Speaker 5: It's just being in the same shape as me. Yeah,

976
00:45:55,760 --> 00:45:58,799
Speaker 5: I needed that for contrast. This is great podcasting. What

977
00:45:58,880 --> 00:46:02,120
Speaker 5: I've pulled up is a photo a Keano with my

978
00:46:02,360 --> 00:46:06,400
Speaker 5: exact current physique. There's him as a homeless park murderer.

979
00:46:06,760 --> 00:46:09,319
Speaker 5: And then okay, okay, okay, you just wait.

980
00:46:11,000 --> 00:46:14,160
Speaker 3: I think he's fun. He's fresh, fine, I think he

981
00:46:14,239 --> 00:46:16,360
Speaker 3: brings new stuff to the screen.

982
00:46:16,920 --> 00:46:18,239
Speaker 5: She's certainly won me over.

983
00:46:18,760 --> 00:46:24,240
Speaker 3: He's so fresh, exciting, have you they're so exciting to me. Okay,

984
00:46:24,239 --> 00:46:28,960
Speaker 3: his arms will kind of stay. That's him from Johnny Football, right, Yeah.

985
00:46:28,600 --> 00:46:33,240
Speaker 5: This is him doing some Johnny Football promo stuff. Jimmy

986
00:46:33,280 --> 00:46:35,759
Speaker 5: Jimmy Jimmy Football Game. It's called.

987
00:46:37,960 --> 00:46:41,879
Speaker 3: And Jimmy Jimmy Football Game Game. That hit movie from

988
00:46:41,920 --> 00:46:43,640
Speaker 3: nineteen ninety two wasn't a.

989
00:46:43,719 --> 00:46:47,880
Speaker 5: Hit, unfortunately, went straight to HS when DVDs are already

990
00:46:48,040 --> 00:46:48,439
Speaker 5: out there.

991
00:46:48,640 --> 00:46:50,239
Speaker 3: Jimmy and Jimmy football game.

992
00:46:50,920 --> 00:46:54,080
Speaker 5: I watched one where he's coaching a children's baseball team.

993
00:46:54,440 --> 00:46:55,359
Speaker 3: Yes, that's a good one.

994
00:46:55,400 --> 00:46:56,040
Speaker 4: It was great.

995
00:46:56,160 --> 00:46:58,920
Speaker 5: It's a good movie, like Ladybugs or something.

996
00:46:59,000 --> 00:47:01,799
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was lady.

997
00:47:00,800 --> 00:47:02,799
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's great. You gotta see it.

998
00:47:02,840 --> 00:47:03,759
Speaker 3: What is that movie?

999
00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:04,920
Speaker 5: Baseball? Johnny?

1000
00:47:09,160 --> 00:47:09,279
Speaker 3: Is he?

1001
00:47:09,360 --> 00:47:11,960
Speaker 5: Baseball Johnny?

1002
00:47:13,080 --> 00:47:13,480
Speaker 3: Johnny?

1003
00:47:13,520 --> 00:47:15,760
Speaker 5: Baseball Johnny and the Kids is one of the better.

1004
00:47:15,840 --> 00:47:17,719
Speaker 5: It's the current, it's modern day saying a lot.

1005
00:47:17,800 --> 00:47:21,480
Speaker 3: Here's the thing. When Kenna Reeves acts like he's falling

1006
00:47:21,480 --> 00:47:24,600
Speaker 3: in love with whoever he is across from in the lead,

1007
00:47:25,200 --> 00:47:28,240
Speaker 3: whatever lady he's acting with, I always believe he's actually

1008
00:47:28,239 --> 00:47:31,520
Speaker 3: really falling in love with her. That's why I like it. Okay,

1009
00:47:31,840 --> 00:47:35,440
Speaker 3: I think he might actually be. He just lets himself

1010
00:47:35,680 --> 00:47:36,919
Speaker 3: actually go through it.

1011
00:47:37,239 --> 00:47:38,960
Speaker 5: You might you think he might be a fall in

1012
00:47:39,000 --> 00:47:39,640
Speaker 5: lover guy.

1013
00:47:39,760 --> 00:47:42,640
Speaker 3: Well, I just it's so believable, But it doesn't seem

1014
00:47:42,680 --> 00:47:46,080
Speaker 3: like he really is like such a like high level

1015
00:47:46,120 --> 00:47:49,280
Speaker 3: actor that you're like, this is really happening, because normally

1016
00:47:49,280 --> 00:47:50,760
Speaker 3: when he's talking, you don't have that feeling.

1017
00:47:50,800 --> 00:47:54,160
Speaker 5: I have a feeling that with Keano anything goes Actually,

1018
00:47:55,400 --> 00:48:00,400
Speaker 5: it doesn't matter any and you're you're sad X or

1019
00:48:00,440 --> 00:48:02,759
Speaker 5: your race or age. He's just in.

1020
00:48:03,000 --> 00:48:04,360
Speaker 3: He's in to win, you know.

1021
00:48:04,800 --> 00:48:09,000
Speaker 5: Don't you think that just just if you're grown of

1022
00:48:09,120 --> 00:48:10,920
Speaker 5: people that he sits inside of.

1023
00:48:11,200 --> 00:48:15,600
Speaker 3: Sure, it just takes what comes. He's so non sexual

1024
00:48:15,719 --> 00:48:20,400
Speaker 3: to me, I feel like I don't say something different

1025
00:48:20,400 --> 00:48:21,239
Speaker 3: if he's standing next to you.

1026
00:48:21,360 --> 00:48:22,680
Speaker 5: It's a physical specimen.

1027
00:48:22,760 --> 00:48:25,879
Speaker 3: Think about him. No, yes, I don't find him a tray.

1028
00:48:26,719 --> 00:48:29,840
Speaker 3: He has no like he has like a kendle crotch.

1029
00:48:29,880 --> 00:48:34,800
Speaker 4: As far as I'm concerned, please him the nude.

1030
00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:37,479
Speaker 3: You're ready to go.

1031
00:48:38,960 --> 00:48:39,240
Speaker 7: Again?

1032
00:48:39,360 --> 00:48:39,520
Speaker 5: I have.

1033
00:48:39,719 --> 00:48:42,080
Speaker 3: I'm complete indifferent. I don't like him. I don't hate him,

1034
00:48:42,120 --> 00:48:44,280
Speaker 3: but I've never He was definitely not a guy.

1035
00:48:44,120 --> 00:48:46,720
Speaker 4: That I was like, Oh my god, is he hot.

1036
00:48:46,000 --> 00:48:48,879
Speaker 5: I wouldn't remind every when I started this by saying

1037
00:48:48,920 --> 00:48:51,120
Speaker 5: I went to the matrix and pointed and laughed with

1038
00:48:51,280 --> 00:48:53,080
Speaker 5: the rest of the theater at him.

1039
00:48:53,560 --> 00:48:57,839
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's We went to see Constantine when it came out,

1040
00:48:58,320 --> 00:49:02,040
Speaker 3: which was a lesser known reason that the Devil or

1041
00:49:02,080 --> 00:49:04,920
Speaker 3: something I can't remember. It was based on a comic book,

1042
00:49:05,520 --> 00:49:08,040
Speaker 3: so it was it was very remind it was just

1043
00:49:08,120 --> 00:49:11,319
Speaker 3: him walking around the gun. There's vengeance. He may have

1044
00:49:11,360 --> 00:49:15,640
Speaker 3: been the devil all I can tell you. He was

1045
00:49:15,760 --> 00:49:18,239
Speaker 3: very boring and and my.

1046
00:49:18,320 --> 00:49:23,040
Speaker 4: Ex used to say, he used to go, I'm Doug Constantine.

1047
00:49:24,800 --> 00:49:27,239
Speaker 3: He just made it. He just made it up that

1048
00:49:27,239 --> 00:49:29,879
Speaker 3: that was Constantine's first name was Doug. So he would

1049
00:49:30,080 --> 00:49:36,279
Speaker 3: do a Cannery's voice and go, I'm Dog Constantine. My

1050
00:49:36,280 --> 00:49:37,359
Speaker 3: favorite thing of all time.

1051
00:49:37,360 --> 00:49:40,080
Speaker 5: I like dogson, I do great character.

1052
00:49:40,280 --> 00:49:41,920
Speaker 3: You kind of have to make it fun for yourself.

1053
00:49:41,960 --> 00:49:45,640
Speaker 6: Sorry, Speaking of pranks, I was at Comic Con for

1054
00:49:45,880 --> 00:49:48,880
Speaker 6: the Constantine panel and the.

1055
00:49:48,920 --> 00:49:53,400
Speaker 4: First name Doug John It's John to you.

1056
00:49:54,320 --> 00:49:57,400
Speaker 6: No, So my buddy and I I go, we have

1057
00:49:57,480 --> 00:49:59,880
Speaker 6: to yell because I love point break unabashedly.

1058
00:50:00,200 --> 00:50:00,439
Speaker 5: Yeah.

1059
00:50:00,760 --> 00:50:03,160
Speaker 6: So I was like, we have to yell Johnny Utah

1060
00:50:03,160 --> 00:50:06,120
Speaker 6: at him. Yes, because they yelled in the movie. It's

1061
00:50:06,440 --> 00:50:11,040
Speaker 6: it's the stupidest name ever. Of course, so uh Keanu

1062
00:50:11,080 --> 00:50:13,960
Speaker 6: gets up to the stage, the crowd goes wild, it

1063
00:50:14,040 --> 00:50:17,000
Speaker 6: gets quiet. Then all of a sudden, I stand up

1064
00:50:17,000 --> 00:50:18,480
Speaker 6: and yelled Johnny Utah at the.

1065
00:50:18,400 --> 00:50:19,160
Speaker 5: Top of my lungs.

1066
00:50:19,160 --> 00:50:21,120
Speaker 6: You know, my buddy did not.

1067
00:50:21,040 --> 00:50:24,200
Speaker 5: Do it, so he bailed and you were on your own.

1068
00:50:24,239 --> 00:50:26,920
Speaker 5: And then what happened. It was fine, No one.

1069
00:50:28,120 --> 00:50:29,000
Speaker 6: Maybe I don't.

1070
00:50:28,800 --> 00:50:32,680
Speaker 5: Know Ke, just like I don't know if you Yeah.

1071
00:50:32,520 --> 00:50:33,360
Speaker 6: I don't know if you could hear it.

1072
00:50:33,360 --> 00:50:34,080
Speaker 3: I wasn't that far.

1073
00:50:34,200 --> 00:50:37,880
Speaker 5: But well, I hope you quit being with that guy.

1074
00:50:37,880 --> 00:50:38,640
Speaker 3: Your friend sucks.

1075
00:50:38,800 --> 00:50:40,640
Speaker 5: Yeah, you don't bail when you're going.

1076
00:50:41,040 --> 00:50:47,319
Speaker 3: Your friends funny. Sure, sure, I'll do it with you.

1077
00:50:47,440 --> 00:50:48,360
Speaker 3: That's totally something.

1078
00:50:48,960 --> 00:50:50,680
Speaker 5: And then your Turany's not even there.

1079
00:50:51,000 --> 00:50:52,520
Speaker 3: I don't like that at all. You know what I

1080
00:50:52,520 --> 00:50:56,560
Speaker 3: did once? I was that guy, the anti Johnny Utah

1081
00:50:56,640 --> 00:51:00,759
Speaker 3: guy that but in a slightly different scenario. We this

1082
00:51:00,920 --> 00:51:04,160
Speaker 3: was back up my friend Rubin who directed the Girl's

1083
00:51:04,160 --> 00:51:06,279
Speaker 3: Guitar Club movie. This is back when we were making that.

1084
00:51:10,000 --> 00:51:13,160
Speaker 4: Ruben Fleischer and his younger brother Lucas, who I adored

1085
00:51:13,200 --> 00:51:16,600
Speaker 4: and thought was so cute, and we all decided their

1086
00:51:16,719 --> 00:51:22,160
Speaker 4: friend had made a stage musical or like they were

1087
00:51:22,160 --> 00:51:24,359
Speaker 4: doing a stage version of Xana do a roller They

1088
00:51:24,360 --> 00:51:26,799
Speaker 4: were gonna do a roller skating like the whole thing

1089
00:51:26,800 --> 00:51:27,000
Speaker 4: of it.

1090
00:51:27,360 --> 00:51:30,160
Speaker 3: And so we went to the opening night to watch it,

1091
00:51:30,200 --> 00:51:32,080
Speaker 3: and I was so excited me. When Lucas and I

1092
00:51:32,080 --> 00:51:33,400
Speaker 3: were talking about it, We're like, oh my god, this

1093
00:51:33,440 --> 00:51:35,240
Speaker 3: is gonna be amazing and we were laughing or whatever,

1094
00:51:35,640 --> 00:51:38,040
Speaker 3: and then I of course said we should dress up.

1095
00:51:39,360 --> 00:51:41,719
Speaker 3: We should dress up really fancy for the opening night,

1096
00:51:41,880 --> 00:51:43,600
Speaker 3: like you should wear a tuxedo and I'll wear like

1097
00:51:43,600 --> 00:51:45,280
Speaker 3: a ball gown. And he was like, I will totally

1098
00:51:45,320 --> 00:51:47,719
Speaker 3: do that. I'm like, let's do it. And I would

1099
00:51:47,760 --> 00:51:49,960
Speaker 3: do shit like this all the time. You totally not

1100
00:51:50,000 --> 00:51:53,160
Speaker 3: do it. Left him hanging. I left him that's terrible,

1101
00:51:53,480 --> 00:51:55,960
Speaker 3: And I didn't. It was the kind of thing where

1102
00:51:56,000 --> 00:51:57,680
Speaker 3: they came to pick us up as me and mary

1103
00:51:57,719 --> 00:52:00,480
Speaker 3: Lynn and Ruben and Lucas, and when he got out

1104
00:52:00,480 --> 00:52:02,560
Speaker 3: of the car he had he looked so beautiful too.

1105
00:52:02,600 --> 00:52:05,799
Speaker 3: This man was so cute that I had this of

1106
00:52:05,840 --> 00:52:07,800
Speaker 3: course my terrible little self Esteemore is like only he

1107
00:52:07,840 --> 00:52:09,440
Speaker 3: doesn't give a shit if I wear a dress or not,

1108
00:52:09,680 --> 00:52:11,680
Speaker 3: like and I couldn't bring myself to like not wear

1109
00:52:12,360 --> 00:52:14,440
Speaker 3: basically the outfit that I'm wearing now and have been

1110
00:52:14,440 --> 00:52:17,800
Speaker 3: for twenty years. And when we came out, when we

1111
00:52:17,840 --> 00:52:20,000
Speaker 3: came down the steps, he came out of the car

1112
00:52:20,080 --> 00:52:22,480
Speaker 3: with this big smile on his face like, look, I

1113
00:52:22,520 --> 00:52:24,680
Speaker 3: did it. And then he just saw me and it

1114
00:52:24,800 --> 00:52:25,120
Speaker 3: was just.

1115
00:52:25,080 --> 00:52:32,239
Speaker 4: Like oh, and I literally I weakly went about it weekly, Oh,

1116
00:52:32,320 --> 00:52:35,359
Speaker 4: you don't stop wincing. I've never stopped win saying, And

1117
00:52:35,400 --> 00:52:37,799
Speaker 4: we had this the whole rest of the night. It

1118
00:52:37,880 --> 00:52:41,719
Speaker 4: was as if it was as if suddenly it made

1119
00:52:41,760 --> 00:52:43,080
Speaker 4: sense to me, where it was like, oh, he was

1120
00:52:43,120 --> 00:52:45,240
Speaker 4: excited to do this thing with me, and I couldn't

1121
00:52:45,280 --> 00:52:49,239
Speaker 4: accept that, like or I couldn't see that, so I

1122
00:52:49,320 --> 00:52:50,880
Speaker 4: just had to be like, oh, of course he doesn't

1123
00:52:51,080 --> 00:52:54,000
Speaker 4: give a shit about me. And then I sat there

1124
00:52:54,040 --> 00:52:55,879
Speaker 4: the rest of night going, oh, if I had worn

1125
00:52:55,920 --> 00:52:57,720
Speaker 4: a dress and we had done this, this would almost

1126
00:52:57,719 --> 00:53:00,920
Speaker 4: have been like a date or something like, that's maybe

1127
00:53:00,960 --> 00:53:01,279
Speaker 4: what he.

1128
00:53:01,239 --> 00:53:04,000
Speaker 3: Will want me to do. But I of course couldn't

1129
00:53:04,040 --> 00:53:06,200
Speaker 3: see myself that way. So then the rest of the

1130
00:53:06,280 --> 00:53:07,680
Speaker 3: night it was just like him and I are sitting

1131
00:53:07,719 --> 00:53:10,960
Speaker 3: super uncomfortably, and then like the second he saw his

1132
00:53:11,000 --> 00:53:12,719
Speaker 3: friend that was in the play or whatever it is,

1133
00:53:12,760 --> 00:53:13,279
Speaker 3: like he was.

1134
00:53:13,200 --> 00:53:14,560
Speaker 4: Over there, and then I was just like, my god,

1135
00:53:14,880 --> 00:53:18,160
Speaker 4: I just want to go home. It was the fucking worst.

1136
00:53:18,760 --> 00:53:21,719
Speaker 4: If we're gonna let's bookend this prank episode.

1137
00:53:21,880 --> 00:53:25,359
Speaker 3: Talk about how I it was like just an intentional

1138
00:53:25,400 --> 00:53:29,800
Speaker 3: ball drop of insecurity is basically what it was so awful,

1139
00:53:31,120 --> 00:53:33,160
Speaker 3: So I bet what I tell the story, and then

1140
00:53:33,320 --> 00:53:36,239
Speaker 3: I bet your friend. Do you think he still regrets it?

1141
00:53:38,040 --> 00:53:39,720
Speaker 5: I doubt he is a family in Cleveland.

1142
00:53:42,280 --> 00:53:48,520
Speaker 3: That's really mean. I have dogs. God, damn, my life

1143
00:53:48,680 --> 00:53:52,239
Speaker 3: is a waste. No, it's okay. I'm the other guy

1144
00:53:52,239 --> 00:53:55,839
Speaker 3: in that story. My life is equally sad. Do so

1145
00:53:56,200 --> 00:54:00,719
Speaker 3: nobody wins. You're the guy in the tech. Yes.

1146
00:54:01,080 --> 00:54:04,000
Speaker 4: So being overly enthusiastic also gets you know where is

1147
00:54:04,040 --> 00:54:04,960
Speaker 4: what I'm here to tell you.

1148
00:54:05,000 --> 00:54:06,640
Speaker 3: So don't feel bad, man.

1149
00:54:06,880 --> 00:54:09,719
Speaker 5: Yeah, if you put yourself out there, you get hurt.

1150
00:54:09,760 --> 00:54:13,239
Speaker 5: If you don't put yourself out there, you still get hurt. Yeah. Yeah,

1151
00:54:13,440 --> 00:54:16,520
Speaker 5: life's filled with regret. Yes, it is the only thing

1152
00:54:16,560 --> 00:54:18,440
Speaker 5: you can do is as a kid, get taught to

1153
00:54:18,440 --> 00:54:24,319
Speaker 5: have your so your expectations lowered. You never get disappointed.

1154
00:54:24,760 --> 00:54:26,880
Speaker 3: Who was smart enough to do that?

1155
00:54:30,719 --> 00:54:31,440
Speaker 5: You'll never.

1156
00:54:32,840 --> 00:54:36,239
Speaker 3: And then you put like man will mayonnaise and his pipe.

1157
00:54:36,040 --> 00:54:46,279
Speaker 5: Or wait until he's asleep, slathered him up, yelled at.

1158
00:54:46,280 --> 00:54:49,239
Speaker 3: Him in his rocking chair. Ye went into a bullhorn

1159
00:54:49,360 --> 00:54:52,319
Speaker 3: or whatever made his hair go back, like is it

1160
00:54:52,360 --> 00:54:53,240
Speaker 3: live or is it memory?

1161
00:54:54,760 --> 00:54:57,320
Speaker 5: I put a cat tail under the rocking chair, and

1162
00:54:57,360 --> 00:55:00,520
Speaker 5: the cat screeched and then and then he his hair

1163
00:55:00,600 --> 00:55:02,440
Speaker 5: got blown back like Christopher Lloyd.

1164
00:55:05,320 --> 00:55:08,160
Speaker 3: One of my earliest memories is my mom used mayonnaise

1165
00:55:08,640 --> 00:55:13,920
Speaker 3: to put to as a conditioner in her hair. Had

1166
00:55:14,120 --> 00:55:17,080
Speaker 3: because of that, I cannot stand mayonnaise. If my aunt

1167
00:55:17,120 --> 00:55:20,239
Speaker 3: Reeny did the same thing. You've seen me do ridiculous

1168
00:55:20,239 --> 00:55:23,279
Speaker 3: things with a tuna solad sandwich. Right, how many times

1169
00:55:23,280 --> 00:55:25,520
Speaker 3: have you seen me like cheke so because I liked

1170
00:55:25,880 --> 00:55:28,280
Speaker 3: I like a tunislad sandwich every once in a while.

1171
00:55:28,400 --> 00:55:30,840
Speaker 3: But when they put extra mayonnaise on a dress, crazy,

1172
00:55:31,080 --> 00:55:34,160
Speaker 3: and I'll like ask be specific, they still do it.

1173
00:55:34,320 --> 00:55:37,720
Speaker 3: Then I take all the time and make scenes wiping

1174
00:55:37,760 --> 00:55:40,640
Speaker 3: mayonnaise off of things because it's so disgusting.

1175
00:55:40,719 --> 00:55:42,600
Speaker 5: My dad made me want as a kid. And if

1176
00:55:42,640 --> 00:55:47,680
Speaker 5: I have leftover turkey from Thanksgiving on bread with nothing

1177
00:55:47,719 --> 00:55:49,880
Speaker 5: but mayonnaise. If I took a bite of that, I

1178
00:55:49,960 --> 00:55:53,400
Speaker 5: will it will trigger my I will vomit, it will.

1179
00:55:53,440 --> 00:55:56,880
Speaker 3: I can't because it is such a bad sandwich.

1180
00:55:57,040 --> 00:55:59,600
Speaker 5: I don't eat. No, it's just such a bad experience

1181
00:55:59,600 --> 00:56:01,719
Speaker 5: back then that it's still I haven't grown out of it.

1182
00:56:01,800 --> 00:56:04,680
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, One time my great grandma made we went

1183
00:56:04,719 --> 00:56:08,839
Speaker 5: to Coronado, drove all the way down and it's San

1184
00:56:08,840 --> 00:56:12,560
Speaker 5: Diego basically. And we were all at a picnic in

1185
00:56:12,600 --> 00:56:15,880
Speaker 5: the backyard eating this coal saw and I remember it

1186
00:56:15,920 --> 00:56:19,840
Speaker 5: was really mayonnaisey cole saw has such a just manaise,

1187
00:56:19,920 --> 00:56:25,319
Speaker 5: cabbage veiled excuse to drink mayonnaise. It's just a mayonnaise vehicle, yep,

1188
00:56:25,560 --> 00:56:28,120
Speaker 5: and cabbage what is that? It's like water and mayonnaise.

1189
00:56:28,160 --> 00:56:29,720
Speaker 3: Basically, it's the hardest lettuce.

1190
00:56:29,760 --> 00:56:32,719
Speaker 5: And now look, my daddy's lip is bleeding and I

1191
00:56:33,080 --> 00:56:36,080
Speaker 5: spit up, but there's glass in my mouth. My grandma

1192
00:56:36,320 --> 00:56:41,560
Speaker 5: dropped the mayonnaise jar and she's like ninety five. She's like, ah,

1193
00:56:41,640 --> 00:56:45,239
Speaker 5: it'll be fine, and she's still made the cold saw

1194
00:56:45,320 --> 00:56:48,240
Speaker 5: with that mayonnaise. So we all had shards of glass

1195
00:56:49,239 --> 00:56:53,319
Speaker 5: either in our mouth. I don't think anyone swallowed it yet. Yeah,

1196
00:56:53,880 --> 00:56:57,399
Speaker 5: just on the heels of my sister. She hadn't used

1197
00:56:57,400 --> 00:57:01,680
Speaker 5: her hair dryer since Reagan and turned on the hair

1198
00:57:01,760 --> 00:57:05,840
Speaker 5: dryer and a giant fucking grasshopper leg that it was

1199
00:57:05,880 --> 00:57:09,040
Speaker 5: as long as my finger caught on fire in the

1200
00:57:09,080 --> 00:57:12,680
Speaker 5: hair dryer because it was coils and flew a flaming hair,

1201
00:57:13,080 --> 00:57:16,160
Speaker 5: flaming leg of a grasshopper was in my sister's hair,

1202
00:57:17,520 --> 00:57:22,680
Speaker 5: and she screamed worse than the time she had earthwares.

1203
00:57:22,720 --> 00:57:24,640
Speaker 5: She had earthworms in her hair and they were tangled

1204
00:57:24,640 --> 00:57:26,960
Speaker 5: in her hair. That was actually horrifying. Oh my god,

1205
00:57:27,720 --> 00:57:31,000
Speaker 5: trying to pull it out, the earthworm was snapping in half.

1206
00:57:31,240 --> 00:57:33,640
Speaker 5: We camped in the backyard and worms got in her hair.

1207
00:57:34,320 --> 00:57:38,320
Speaker 5: It's still that. One time my slicter slid across the floor,

1208
00:57:38,400 --> 00:57:41,960
Speaker 5: the wood floor, and a splinter went into her foot,

1209
00:57:42,120 --> 00:57:44,400
Speaker 5: and it looked it was the half length of the

1210
00:57:44,400 --> 00:57:48,000
Speaker 5: baseball bat and it went up in her foot. So

1211
00:57:48,040 --> 00:57:52,440
Speaker 5: many things I've watched happened in my shister. Were you guys, sorry, Lisa,

1212
00:57:53,560 --> 00:57:56,480
Speaker 5: We were just doing risky business slides in our socks,

1213
00:57:57,480 --> 00:57:59,680
Speaker 5: the music and everything.

1214
00:58:00,160 --> 00:58:02,160
Speaker 3: The only other person there when that happened.

1215
00:58:02,280 --> 00:58:04,920
Speaker 5: Oh when the splinter went in her foot, I don't know.

1216
00:58:04,960 --> 00:58:07,280
Speaker 3: Because I'm just saying, did you have to yake it out?

1217
00:58:08,240 --> 00:58:08,479
Speaker 5: Yeah?

1218
00:58:08,520 --> 00:58:11,000
Speaker 3: Like, were you left to then deal with this horror

1219
00:58:11,040 --> 00:58:13,000
Speaker 3: show that, like EMTs would bum out.

1220
00:58:13,120 --> 00:58:14,680
Speaker 5: I think I probably just went and hid.

1221
00:58:16,240 --> 00:58:18,200
Speaker 4: The gnarliest thing that happened to me is I gotten

1222
00:58:18,200 --> 00:58:21,520
Speaker 4: a gnarly bike accident. When my parents first got married.

1223
00:58:21,600 --> 00:58:24,320
Speaker 4: My mom first married my stepdad. We moved into his

1224
00:58:24,400 --> 00:58:26,320
Speaker 4: house and it was at the It had a really

1225
00:58:26,320 --> 00:58:27,600
Speaker 4: steep driveway.

1226
00:58:27,240 --> 00:58:29,200
Speaker 3: So I'm like bike tricks all day.

1227
00:58:29,880 --> 00:58:32,560
Speaker 4: So I would just constantly ride my bike as fast

1228
00:58:32,600 --> 00:58:34,080
Speaker 4: as possible without like.

1229
00:58:34,040 --> 00:58:36,960
Speaker 3: Hands free, yeah whatever, like any daring thing I can

1230
00:58:37,040 --> 00:58:38,160
Speaker 3: think of. I'm like, I'm gonna do this.

1231
00:58:38,400 --> 00:58:40,440
Speaker 4: So one day when I was riding down it without

1232
00:58:40,480 --> 00:58:43,560
Speaker 4: my hands, it was in a big hold de sac

1233
00:58:43,640 --> 00:58:47,480
Speaker 4: and I landed and I flipped over, and I was screaming.

1234
00:58:47,000 --> 00:58:50,600
Speaker 3: The whole time. Clearly, I'm like, holy shit screaming. So

1235
00:58:50,680 --> 00:58:52,560
Speaker 3: my mouth was still open when I hit the pavement.

1236
00:58:53,440 --> 00:58:54,480
Speaker 3: Nobody can see what I'm doing.

1237
00:58:54,480 --> 00:58:58,080
Speaker 4: But basically I slid face first on the pavement, mouth open, teeth,

1238
00:58:58,800 --> 00:59:02,120
Speaker 4: teeth to pavement, teeth too. That's why I saw white

1239
00:59:02,120 --> 00:59:03,880
Speaker 4: marks on these teeth. I was like eight or nine,

1240
00:59:03,880 --> 00:59:09,520
Speaker 4: maybe for an extended period of time, just sparks coming

1241
00:59:09,560 --> 00:59:09,920
Speaker 4: off my.

1242
00:59:09,920 --> 00:59:13,800
Speaker 7: Teeth that someone doesn't I beg you, if you listen

1243
00:59:13,800 --> 00:59:16,320
Speaker 7: to this podcast, you care about me at all, you

1244
00:59:16,400 --> 00:59:18,680
Speaker 7: can make a cartoon of eight eight year old d

1245
00:59:18,680 --> 00:59:21,480
Speaker 7: April Richardson is sliding on her own teeth.

1246
00:59:21,560 --> 00:59:24,960
Speaker 3: Just yeah. So I'm like.

1247
00:59:25,280 --> 00:59:28,200
Speaker 4: Doing the seat above hand off head fully flipped over,

1248
00:59:28,520 --> 00:59:32,320
Speaker 4: so white sparks. I had to go inside, you guys,

1249
00:59:32,320 --> 00:59:35,760
Speaker 4: it's my entire face was just a scab, my mouth, everything,

1250
00:59:35,800 --> 00:59:40,240
Speaker 4: and my stepdad had to I had to be mouth

1251
00:59:40,280 --> 00:59:41,960
Speaker 4: wide open and he had to take Q tips and

1252
00:59:42,000 --> 00:59:44,200
Speaker 4: pick gravel out of my gums. There was like gravel

1253
00:59:44,240 --> 00:59:45,400
Speaker 4: stuck in my gums.

1254
00:59:46,120 --> 00:59:49,400
Speaker 3: Not a lie. It was the gnarliest day of my life.

1255
00:59:49,880 --> 00:59:51,680
Speaker 4: And I had to go to school for however long

1256
00:59:51,760 --> 00:59:54,720
Speaker 4: until my entire scabbed face healed.

1257
00:59:55,680 --> 00:59:58,840
Speaker 3: My lips were just a scab. It was so gross. Yes,

1258
01:00:00,960 --> 01:00:01,400
Speaker 3: I don't like.

1259
01:00:03,840 --> 01:00:05,680
Speaker 4: We're on Q tips just being like, let me get

1260
01:00:05,720 --> 01:00:09,800
Speaker 4: the last bits of the dental assistant bird is picking gravel, going.

1261
01:00:10,360 --> 01:00:13,120
Speaker 5: I hate my job? What a living?

1262
01:00:13,280 --> 01:00:15,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, I already have it. They always said, hey, it's

1263
01:00:15,880 --> 01:00:19,000
Speaker 3: a paycheck bub Hey yeah, you can still see the

1264
01:00:19,000 --> 01:00:19,560
Speaker 3: marks of my teeth.

1265
01:00:19,560 --> 01:00:21,240
Speaker 4: And I already have soft teeth anyway, and I used

1266
01:00:21,240 --> 01:00:22,400
Speaker 4: to chip them all the time as a kid and

1267
01:00:22,440 --> 01:00:23,240
Speaker 4: take my mom's.

1268
01:00:23,000 --> 01:00:26,880
Speaker 3: Nail file and straighten them out. What true, totally true.

1269
01:00:26,920 --> 01:00:28,440
Speaker 5: They're fine. No, they're perfect teeth.

1270
01:00:28,440 --> 01:00:31,280
Speaker 4: They're not good teeth, they're good teeth. The bottom of

1271
01:00:31,280 --> 01:00:34,120
Speaker 4: these two is like really rigid. But I chipped them

1272
01:00:34,160 --> 01:00:36,000
Speaker 4: all the time as kids. As a kid, and like

1273
01:00:36,080 --> 01:00:38,680
Speaker 4: if it got like my tongue would be like, oh,

1274
01:00:38,680 --> 01:00:42,000
Speaker 4: that's weird. It's not smooth enough. My tongue would kind

1275
01:00:42,000 --> 01:00:44,560
Speaker 4: of catch on it, so I'd be like mom's nail file.

1276
01:00:45,440 --> 01:00:47,840
Speaker 3: I actually did that because I'd chipped this tooth on

1277
01:00:47,920 --> 01:00:51,320
Speaker 3: a beer bottle in high school. Hello. I told my

1278
01:00:51,360 --> 01:00:53,360
Speaker 3: mom I fell and hit it on the curb, which

1279
01:00:53,400 --> 01:00:55,560
Speaker 3: I was just like you, I know you're not believing this,

1280
01:00:55,640 --> 01:00:57,200
Speaker 3: but I can't tell you. I chipped it on beer

1281
01:00:57,240 --> 01:01:01,680
Speaker 3: bottle and then I chipped my other tooth another beer bottle. Yeah,

1282
01:01:01,720 --> 01:01:04,800
Speaker 3: so that's why I'm opening them with your teeth. No. One.

1283
01:01:04,920 --> 01:01:07,680
Speaker 3: The first time, it was high school senior trip in Tahoe,

1284
01:01:08,000 --> 01:01:10,280
Speaker 3: me and my friend Patty Leani. This was such a

1285
01:01:10,320 --> 01:01:13,480
Speaker 3: good lesson to learn. We were both singing into a

1286
01:01:13,480 --> 01:01:16,520
Speaker 3: beer bottletop or just drunk drunk in this house by

1287
01:01:16,560 --> 01:01:20,000
Speaker 3: the lake, and I we were I'm sure it was

1288
01:01:20,080 --> 01:01:22,600
Speaker 3: like something that a different part, so I kept We

1289
01:01:22,600 --> 01:01:24,520
Speaker 3: were like grabbing the bottle away from each other to

1290
01:01:24,560 --> 01:01:26,280
Speaker 3: sing into the bottle at each other. I thought it

1291
01:01:26,280 --> 01:01:28,920
Speaker 3: was really funny, and then like we kept fighting harder,

1292
01:01:29,040 --> 01:01:31,520
Speaker 3: and then I was like really trying to pull it away,

1293
01:01:31,560 --> 01:01:34,320
Speaker 3: and she just let go and I just went and

1294
01:01:34,400 --> 01:01:36,360
Speaker 3: like broke off this part of my teeth.

1295
01:01:36,600 --> 01:01:38,040
Speaker 5: Teeth stories are making me.

1296
01:01:38,320 --> 01:01:39,080
Speaker 3: They're kind of rough.

1297
01:01:39,200 --> 01:01:41,160
Speaker 4: Well, after I did the bike thing, I had braces

1298
01:01:41,160 --> 01:01:42,600
Speaker 4: for like five years.

1299
01:01:42,200 --> 01:01:44,440
Speaker 5: Just to see a couple of stories. Now I'm gonna

1300
01:01:44,480 --> 01:01:47,560
Speaker 5: describe my circumcisions where.

1301
01:01:49,280 --> 01:01:52,560
Speaker 3: There's something to me about when you are perfectly healthy

1302
01:01:52,560 --> 01:01:55,640
Speaker 3: and fine in the in the today, being able to

1303
01:01:55,680 --> 01:01:58,040
Speaker 3: tell a story about some hideous shit that happened when

1304
01:01:58,040 --> 01:02:01,400
Speaker 3: I was a kid, because like I remember anytime like

1305
01:02:01,480 --> 01:02:04,600
Speaker 3: I you know, anytime anything happened to me, like I

1306
01:02:04,600 --> 01:02:07,760
Speaker 3: beefed it on my bike constantly, or you know, there

1307
01:02:07,840 --> 01:02:09,880
Speaker 3: was the time I almost got hit by the car

1308
01:02:10,200 --> 01:02:12,920
Speaker 3: because our next door or across the street neighbors. The

1309
01:02:12,960 --> 01:02:15,320
Speaker 3: guy was a trucker at the o'haris, and so they

1310
01:02:15,320 --> 01:02:19,320
Speaker 3: had this huge semi circular driveway that he could pull

1311
01:02:19,360 --> 01:02:22,040
Speaker 3: a semi truck, right, yeah, And so we would drive

1312
01:02:22,440 --> 01:02:25,600
Speaker 3: in this big circle our little driveway and then their driveway.

1313
01:02:25,600 --> 01:02:28,240
Speaker 3: It made this big, huge circle going across that same

1314
01:02:28,320 --> 01:02:30,440
Speaker 3: road where no one drove by, but when they did,

1315
01:02:30,680 --> 01:02:34,200
Speaker 3: they were going eighty miles an hour. Sure. So one

1316
01:02:34,240 --> 01:02:37,400
Speaker 3: time I called my parents out with they had company

1317
01:02:37,440 --> 01:02:39,400
Speaker 3: over and then we were like watch us ride our bikes.

1318
01:02:39,440 --> 01:02:40,400
Speaker 5: We were like I was.

1319
01:02:40,320 --> 01:02:42,520
Speaker 3: Probably five or six, and I was at the top

1320
01:02:42,560 --> 01:02:45,240
Speaker 3: of the O'Haras looking down at my parents, and I

1321
01:02:45,280 --> 01:02:47,600
Speaker 3: can see my mom going like this, but I wasn't

1322
01:02:47,760 --> 01:02:49,440
Speaker 3: like really paying attention because I'm trying to like get

1323
01:02:49,440 --> 01:02:51,760
Speaker 3: the speed up. Well, they could hear the car that

1324
01:02:51,880 --> 01:02:54,560
Speaker 3: was coming right and I couldn't hear it. And because

1325
01:02:54,600 --> 01:02:56,760
Speaker 3: I was on like gravel and tight by you know,

1326
01:02:56,840 --> 01:03:00,920
Speaker 3: by tires on gravel whatever, and it basically went it

1327
01:03:01,040 --> 01:03:03,720
Speaker 3: either went mean than the car or the car than me.

1328
01:03:03,880 --> 01:03:06,840
Speaker 3: But it literally was like.

1329
01:03:05,840 --> 01:03:07,840
Speaker 4: Like one then the other. It was probably me then

1330
01:03:07,920 --> 01:03:11,200
Speaker 4: the car. So the car literally didn't have time to break.

1331
01:03:11,080 --> 01:03:14,200
Speaker 3: It was and it was my parents and their friends

1332
01:03:14,240 --> 01:03:18,640
Speaker 3: and their friends sitting there watching, and my dad grabbed me.

1333
01:03:18,880 --> 01:03:20,640
Speaker 3: I didn't even know the car was there.

1334
01:03:20,960 --> 01:03:21,320
Speaker 5: It was.

1335
01:03:21,400 --> 01:03:23,840
Speaker 3: It was that fast and that close, and I was

1336
01:03:23,880 --> 01:03:26,760
Speaker 3: just like, what happened, my dad? As I pulled through

1337
01:03:26,800 --> 01:03:29,800
Speaker 3: the hard driveway, I never slowed down. My dad picked

1338
01:03:29,840 --> 01:03:31,800
Speaker 3: me up off the bike and slapped me on the

1339
01:03:31,840 --> 01:03:34,880
Speaker 3: ass really hard. Of course, which was super embarrassing and

1340
01:03:34,920 --> 01:03:38,000
Speaker 3: then later came to fend you find out never do

1341
01:03:38,080 --> 01:03:41,040
Speaker 3: that again, right because I never even looked. I didn't

1342
01:03:41,680 --> 01:03:44,040
Speaker 3: you know this, It was like all clear on. I

1343
01:03:44,120 --> 01:03:44,640
Speaker 3: ad see.

1344
01:03:44,640 --> 01:03:47,360
Speaker 4: It's stories like that that make me second guess ever

1345
01:03:47,400 --> 01:03:50,600
Speaker 4: being able to be a parent. Seriously, like the idea

1346
01:03:50,600 --> 01:03:52,120
Speaker 4: if I have a kid and the kid comes in like,

1347
01:03:52,320 --> 01:03:54,440
Speaker 4: hey you gotta chip this growl out of you be

1348
01:03:54,440 --> 01:03:56,720
Speaker 4: like you're on your own kid, get out of here.

1349
01:03:56,800 --> 01:03:59,040
Speaker 3: Like that's gross. I can't look at that, Like, yeah,

1350
01:03:59,360 --> 01:04:00,520
Speaker 3: I do it.

1351
01:04:01,040 --> 01:04:05,560
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, that's horrifying. I always that's those are my

1352
01:04:05,640 --> 01:04:08,400
Speaker 5: nightmares that think about my teeth falling out, and then

1353
01:04:08,480 --> 01:04:12,000
Speaker 5: during the day just awake maares I think about getting

1354
01:04:12,080 --> 01:04:14,840
Speaker 5: hit by cars all the time. Yeah, like I'll just flash,

1355
01:04:15,120 --> 01:04:16,160
Speaker 5: I just think about it.

1356
01:04:16,240 --> 01:04:18,680
Speaker 4: But see, you're living my nightmares because my nightmares are

1357
01:04:18,680 --> 01:04:21,000
Speaker 4: getting bit by spiders in my sleep.

1358
01:04:21,080 --> 01:04:22,240
Speaker 5: Oh it's not so bad.

1359
01:04:22,600 --> 01:04:26,640
Speaker 3: So look, you're here to tell me that you can triumph. Yeah,

1360
01:04:26,760 --> 01:04:29,360
Speaker 3: did you even look up on the internet? What that's

1361
01:04:29,600 --> 01:04:30,280
Speaker 3: holific that.

1362
01:04:30,360 --> 01:04:32,120
Speaker 5: We all know that's not what you're supposed to do

1363
01:04:32,160 --> 01:04:34,520
Speaker 5: with any medical problem. You know, go online?

1364
01:04:34,640 --> 01:04:35,280
Speaker 3: That's true.

1365
01:04:35,480 --> 01:04:38,880
Speaker 5: You go to a dermatologist and he's like, uh, yeah,

1366
01:04:38,880 --> 01:04:42,200
Speaker 5: it looks like you got a bit by spider. Unfortunately,

1367
01:04:42,240 --> 01:04:45,360
Speaker 5: your insurance doesn't kick in until you pay nine thousand dollars.

1368
01:04:45,400 --> 01:04:49,440
Speaker 5: But there's some antibiotics you maybe need or not need.

1369
01:04:49,480 --> 01:04:51,760
Speaker 5: Did you say it was worse the other day? Huh,

1370
01:04:51,760 --> 01:04:54,080
Speaker 5: that's getting better. I don't know why you came in. Well,

1371
01:04:54,200 --> 01:04:57,360
Speaker 5: you're an idiot. And what's that patch on your head?

1372
01:04:57,520 --> 01:04:58,600
Speaker 5: Now that's interesting.

1373
01:04:59,200 --> 01:05:00,320
Speaker 3: Now there's answer.

1374
01:05:00,440 --> 01:05:04,520
Speaker 5: Now that is not alop I watched a lethal weapon

1375
01:05:04,560 --> 01:05:08,120
Speaker 5: the other night, and man, that Mel Gibson had tons

1376
01:05:08,160 --> 01:05:11,200
Speaker 5: of alopecia patches like me, just all over his head,

1377
01:05:11,440 --> 01:05:14,360
Speaker 5: really hairs all wild and right. What do you mean,

1378
01:05:14,440 --> 01:05:16,640
Speaker 5: like just a bald patch like you know, Yeah, I

1379
01:05:16,640 --> 01:05:18,240
Speaker 5: have this one up here, and that's weird.

1380
01:05:19,320 --> 01:05:23,280
Speaker 4: You've never seen that his perfect circle bald patch, Chris,

1381
01:05:23,320 --> 01:05:24,240
Speaker 4: I've never seen that.

1382
01:05:24,360 --> 01:05:27,360
Speaker 5: It's weird. And white hair have been putting Bosley Institute

1383
01:05:27,440 --> 01:05:31,760
Speaker 5: stuff on it, just growing in a white tuft of hair.

1384
01:05:33,280 --> 01:05:34,560
Speaker 5: That's Isn't that weird?

1385
01:05:34,640 --> 01:05:36,680
Speaker 3: This has a secret tiny monk patch.

1386
01:05:38,680 --> 01:05:41,240
Speaker 4: I knew about it the entire time. I just thought

1387
01:05:41,280 --> 01:05:42,800
Speaker 4: you knew about it. And then one day at work.

1388
01:05:42,840 --> 01:05:44,440
Speaker 3: I said something about it, and Chris was like, what

1389
01:05:44,480 --> 01:05:47,040
Speaker 3: are you talking about? You have a little quarter sized

1390
01:05:47,160 --> 01:05:49,000
Speaker 3: perfect circle bald spot.

1391
01:05:49,280 --> 01:05:51,960
Speaker 5: And then I went to my haircutter and he was like, yeah,

1392
01:05:51,960 --> 01:05:52,720
Speaker 5: I've known about that.

1393
01:05:53,160 --> 01:05:54,600
Speaker 3: Reason I just thought you knew.

1394
01:05:54,880 --> 01:05:57,040
Speaker 5: No, it's yeah, but it also doesn't make.

1395
01:05:56,960 --> 01:05:59,040
Speaker 3: Sense because you have the densest, you have the most

1396
01:05:59,120 --> 01:05:59,880
Speaker 3: hair of anybody.

1397
01:06:00,080 --> 01:06:04,280
Speaker 5: I don't. It's still I mean, it still falls out.

1398
01:06:04,320 --> 01:06:10,040
Speaker 5: It's just dense follicles in the tub. No, it's just individually.

1399
01:06:09,560 --> 01:06:11,640
Speaker 3: We're supposed to fall out perfect circle.

1400
01:06:12,400 --> 01:06:14,440
Speaker 5: My hair never used to. I could pull on it,

1401
01:06:14,480 --> 01:06:17,560
Speaker 5: but now yeah, I run my hair, hands through my

1402
01:06:17,720 --> 01:06:19,200
Speaker 5: I run my hair through my fingers.

1403
01:06:19,400 --> 01:06:22,680
Speaker 3: It's the way.

1404
01:06:22,800 --> 01:06:25,000
Speaker 5: Yeah. And now yeah, I don't know what, but yeah,

1405
01:06:25,040 --> 01:06:29,880
Speaker 5: mel Gibson alopecia spots, yeah all over and he became

1406
01:06:29,920 --> 01:06:30,360
Speaker 5: a star.

1407
01:06:32,400 --> 01:06:33,680
Speaker 3: Yeah that's not the end.

1408
01:06:33,600 --> 01:06:34,120
Speaker 5: Of the story.

1409
01:06:34,240 --> 01:06:36,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's not the lesson you should learn from mel Gibson.

1410
01:06:37,400 --> 01:06:39,680
Speaker 5: You know what, It's weird in that movie. There's some

1411
01:06:39,760 --> 01:06:45,000
Speaker 5: improv lines and uh, we're all right. Yeah, he says

1412
01:06:45,040 --> 01:06:47,680
Speaker 5: something that an Asian guy's about to torture him, and

1413
01:06:47,720 --> 01:06:52,320
Speaker 5: he says, who who who's the chin or chance I

1414
01:06:52,320 --> 01:06:57,280
Speaker 5: don't know what he Yeah, basically the Asian equivalent of

1415
01:06:57,320 --> 01:06:58,840
Speaker 5: that on on a movie.

1416
01:06:59,160 --> 01:07:01,600
Speaker 3: Yes, well back then they kept it in you see.

1417
01:07:01,760 --> 01:07:04,000
Speaker 3: Back then that was not a big deal at all.

1418
01:07:04,560 --> 01:07:07,320
Speaker 5: I mean, so a scene where these little kids are

1419
01:07:07,320 --> 01:07:09,400
Speaker 5: playing they got to check out some guy's house, it

1420
01:07:09,440 --> 01:07:12,400
Speaker 5: blows up. And then so they're interrogating these cute little

1421
01:07:12,480 --> 01:07:16,240
Speaker 5: kids and and they're describing the guy's tattoo and then

1422
01:07:16,280 --> 01:07:18,840
Speaker 5: it's the same as Mel Gibson's. And so the story

1423
01:07:18,880 --> 01:07:22,240
Speaker 5: gets thicker. You eventually find out it's scary busey. But anyway,

1424
01:07:22,320 --> 01:07:25,320
Speaker 5: these kids there are these cute little black kids and

1425
01:07:25,360 --> 01:07:28,720
Speaker 5: then they're like, we heard the cops shoot black people.

1426
01:07:29,680 --> 01:07:32,160
Speaker 5: And he was like, looks over at the other this

1427
01:07:32,240 --> 01:07:34,720
Speaker 5: is in lethal weapon. He's like, oh no, no, okay,

1428
01:07:34,760 --> 01:07:37,320
Speaker 5: go play now. Like it was like a weird what

1429
01:07:37,800 --> 01:07:39,360
Speaker 5: moment in it? Yeah, you have to.

1430
01:07:39,520 --> 01:07:41,479
Speaker 3: I wanted to Danny Glover in the scene.

1431
01:07:41,640 --> 01:07:45,720
Speaker 5: Yes, he was the one asking them questions.

1432
01:07:46,520 --> 01:07:49,960
Speaker 4: Glover, that's actually meaningful.

1433
01:07:50,960 --> 01:07:54,520
Speaker 5: I wanted to grab a clip of it. Maybe I will.

1434
01:07:55,240 --> 01:07:56,160
Speaker 5: It's on Netflix.

1435
01:07:56,680 --> 01:07:57,560
Speaker 3: That's amazing.

1436
01:07:57,800 --> 01:08:02,200
Speaker 5: It is amazing because he actually awkward because he's next

1437
01:08:02,240 --> 01:08:03,160
Speaker 5: a bunch of white dudes.

1438
01:08:03,240 --> 01:08:03,479
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1439
01:08:03,600 --> 01:08:05,560
Speaker 5: Nice, Like, but let's not talk about that ever, not

1440
01:08:05,640 --> 01:08:06,720
Speaker 5: for a few years ago.

1441
01:08:06,960 --> 01:08:09,480
Speaker 3: Oh my god. Yeah, well we'll be talking about it

1442
01:08:09,520 --> 01:08:10,000
Speaker 3: pretty soon.

1443
01:08:10,280 --> 01:08:14,040
Speaker 5: Yeah. Well, I mean not that we have to go

1444
01:08:14,080 --> 01:08:15,240
Speaker 5: into talk about that.

1445
01:08:15,280 --> 01:08:18,439
Speaker 4: I don't feel like I I watched a documentary on

1446
01:08:18,479 --> 01:08:19,120
Speaker 4: Netflix sad.

1447
01:08:20,320 --> 01:08:20,639
Speaker 5: Yeah.

1448
01:08:20,960 --> 01:08:23,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean I don't know what.

1449
01:08:22,920 --> 01:08:25,080
Speaker 4: Else there is to say about that, other like what

1450
01:08:25,120 --> 01:08:26,360
Speaker 4: can we say as white people?

1451
01:08:26,880 --> 01:08:32,680
Speaker 3: We can support? Yeah, we support. Should I tell the

1452
01:08:32,720 --> 01:08:34,160
Speaker 3: story about our text exchange?

1453
01:08:34,439 --> 01:08:34,759
Speaker 5: Yes?

1454
01:08:34,800 --> 01:08:36,120
Speaker 3: Please mine and yours?

1455
01:08:36,280 --> 01:08:36,599
Speaker 5: Yes?

1456
01:08:36,920 --> 01:08:39,200
Speaker 3: Which one? April? I don't know what the story is.

1457
01:08:39,400 --> 01:08:42,360
Speaker 4: If there was a there was a protest, a peaceful vigil.

1458
01:08:42,960 --> 01:08:48,000
Speaker 3: There was a Pan Pacific park yesterday, and April texts

1459
01:08:48,000 --> 01:08:49,960
Speaker 3: me and goes, hey, should we go to this? And

1460
01:08:50,040 --> 01:08:52,760
Speaker 3: it's a little flyer for you know, like it's a

1461
01:08:52,800 --> 01:08:55,920
Speaker 3: peaceful it's a peaceful protest for the shootings and the

1462
01:08:56,000 --> 01:08:59,360
Speaker 3: stuff whatever. And I said, this is going to sound

1463
01:08:59,400 --> 01:09:02,200
Speaker 3: so lame, but I have to podcast then, and.

1464
01:09:02,080 --> 01:09:04,439
Speaker 4: She writes back, Okay, that's cool. I'll tell all the

1465
01:09:04,439 --> 01:09:11,519
Speaker 4: black people. Ah ah, And I left so fucking hard.

1466
01:09:11,720 --> 01:09:12,519
Speaker 4: It's so true.

1467
01:09:12,840 --> 01:09:17,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, sorry, I'm sorry that basically the revolution has begun

1468
01:09:18,200 --> 01:09:21,200
Speaker 3: and if people are standing up for your rights, but

1469
01:09:21,360 --> 01:09:26,519
Speaker 3: I have to go podcast. Sorry, no, just kidding.

1470
01:09:26,760 --> 01:09:30,240
Speaker 5: It was the perfect joke, perfect joke for our podcast,

1471
01:09:30,280 --> 01:09:32,040
Speaker 5: one of the widest podcasts out there.

1472
01:09:33,680 --> 01:09:35,280
Speaker 3: Baron Vaughan was our second guest.

1473
01:09:35,720 --> 01:09:36,880
Speaker 5: Yeah, come on, that counts.

1474
01:09:37,040 --> 01:09:39,880
Speaker 3: Yes, that was in nineteen ninety seven.

1475
01:09:39,960 --> 01:09:42,120
Speaker 5: Yeah, we have to have him back. I got to

1476
01:09:42,160 --> 01:09:44,559
Speaker 5: go downtown and do a comedy concert.

1477
01:09:44,640 --> 01:09:47,640
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, how long are we way over? Aaron's like,

1478
01:09:47,680 --> 01:09:48,559
Speaker 3: get me out of here.

1479
01:09:49,680 --> 01:09:54,000
Speaker 5: Thank you, Aaron, Thank you, April. Sorry I was late.

1480
01:09:54,040 --> 01:09:57,599
Speaker 5: I'm a terrible driver. It's okay, not the best person.

1481
01:09:57,680 --> 01:09:59,439
Speaker 3: I think it worked out. This was This is a

1482
01:09:59,560 --> 01:10:01,160
Speaker 3: fun a thematic show.

1483
01:10:01,640 --> 01:10:05,880
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I pray, I'm hey my favorite. Just don't

1484
01:10:05,880 --> 01:10:08,519
Speaker 5: do it with your friends, do with strangers, and don't

1485
01:10:08,560 --> 01:10:10,680
Speaker 5: do it with frozen bagels. But it's always great when

1486
01:10:10,720 --> 01:10:13,720
Speaker 5: someone calls your landline, if you still have one, and

1487
01:10:13,800 --> 01:10:17,120
Speaker 5: you just pick up and go karate school. That's what

1488
01:10:17,640 --> 01:10:20,479
Speaker 5: David Hauntsberger. We had a landline because it came with

1489
01:10:20,560 --> 01:10:23,680
Speaker 5: our internet. So whenever it rang, it's like, oh boy,

1490
01:10:24,120 --> 01:10:27,520
Speaker 5: and he'd run over and go karate school.

1491
01:10:28,400 --> 01:10:29,360
Speaker 3: He didn't change it up.

1492
01:10:29,840 --> 01:10:32,160
Speaker 5: It was always karate school. That was the best one.

1493
01:10:32,240 --> 01:10:34,200
Speaker 3: So it's so good because you don't have to name

1494
01:10:34,240 --> 01:10:36,280
Speaker 3: a karate school. There's just the one in your.

1495
01:10:36,120 --> 01:10:40,800
Speaker 5: Town karate school. That's great. I guess I have the

1496
01:10:40,840 --> 01:10:41,479
Speaker 5: wrong number.

1497
01:10:41,720 --> 01:10:44,439
Speaker 3: That's a good one. Can we plug business class for

1498
01:10:44,479 --> 01:10:47,559
Speaker 3: this coming month? Sadly, Chris Fairbanks will not be Yeah,

1499
01:10:47,560 --> 01:10:48,880
Speaker 3: I got the upcoming.

1500
01:10:48,520 --> 01:10:52,400
Speaker 5: Business class yea tomorrow, I mean right.

1501
01:10:52,240 --> 01:10:58,080
Speaker 3: Now, Wednesday, July eleventh. No thirteenth, thirteenth, it's always the thirteenth.

1502
01:10:58,160 --> 01:10:59,760
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're breaking you You were going to be the

1503
01:10:59,760 --> 01:11:04,760
Speaker 4: one Doodoo is on every show. Yeah, demand there.

1504
01:11:04,840 --> 01:11:06,639
Speaker 3: You've got to stack that paper out there.

1505
01:11:06,720 --> 01:11:09,919
Speaker 5: Yeah, hit the bricks, toss some papers on some porches.

1506
01:11:10,120 --> 01:11:11,280
Speaker 5: I have a paper app.

1507
01:11:12,000 --> 01:11:15,360
Speaker 3: So Chris has to do his papers. But if you

1508
01:11:15,439 --> 01:11:20,799
Speaker 3: want to please come. This will be the improv Lab

1509
01:11:21,240 --> 01:11:27,360
Speaker 3: ten pm Wednesday, July thirteenth. Yes, April Richardson, Karen Kilgaraff

1510
01:11:27,479 --> 01:11:32,080
Speaker 3: hosting business Class and some some great comedy luminaries such

1511
01:11:32,080 --> 01:11:33,559
Speaker 3: as Blaine Capach will be there.

1512
01:11:33,720 --> 01:11:34,240
Speaker 5: That's great.

1513
01:11:35,400 --> 01:11:38,720
Speaker 3: One of the funniest comics ever. Chris Hardwick will be there.

1514
01:11:39,439 --> 01:11:43,720
Speaker 3: Everybody knows him and everybody loves him. Jay Wingarten will

1515
01:11:43,720 --> 01:11:44,000
Speaker 3: be there.

1516
01:11:44,120 --> 01:11:49,160
Speaker 5: Oh I don't like him. Those fun. Fine to change

1517
01:11:49,160 --> 01:11:49,840
Speaker 5: it up.

1518
01:11:51,439 --> 01:11:57,000
Speaker 3: Uh Ahmed Weinberg is going to be is going to

1519
01:11:57,040 --> 01:12:01,200
Speaker 3: be there. It's to be so fun. It's a really

1520
01:12:01,200 --> 01:12:01,920
Speaker 3: good chot fun.

1521
01:12:02,200 --> 01:12:04,519
Speaker 5: Well go to that. Thanks for going to this with

1522
01:12:04,600 --> 01:12:05,120
Speaker 5: your ears.

1523
01:12:05,400 --> 01:12:07,439
Speaker 3: Yep, you came on down with your ears.

1524
01:12:07,600 --> 01:12:09,880
Speaker 5: Yeah, and you get to leave with them too.

1525
01:12:10,280 --> 01:12:10,639
Speaker 3: Bye.

1526
01:12:12,320 --> 01:12:14,720
Speaker 5: Listening to do you need a ride? D y n

1527
01:12:14,800 --> 01:12:15,320
Speaker 5: A R.

1528
01:12:23,640 --> 01:12:24,519
Speaker 3: Are you leaving?

1529
01:12:24,680 --> 01:12:27,439
Speaker 1: I you wanna way back home?

1530
01:12:27,720 --> 01:12:32,880
Speaker 2: Either way, we want to be there, doesn't matter how

1531
01:12:32,960 --> 01:12:34,519
Speaker 2: much baggage you claim.

1532
01:12:34,720 --> 01:12:38,559
Speaker 1: Give us time and they turning on and gage.

1533
01:12:39,920 --> 01:12:42,360
Speaker 3: We want to send you off in star.

1534
01:12:43,880 --> 01:12:49,479
Speaker 1: We wanna welcome you back home. Tell us all about it.

1535
01:12:49,560 --> 01:12:50,240
Speaker 3: We scared?

1536
01:12:50,320 --> 01:12:52,320
Speaker 1: Or was it fine?

1537
01:12:53,320 --> 01:12:53,880
Speaker 4: Now porn?

1538
01:13:09,840 --> 01:13:11,160
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?

1539
01:13:11,880 --> 01:13:15,160
Speaker 3: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

1540
01:13:15,800 --> 01:13:19,080
Speaker 3: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

1541
01:13:19,720 --> 01:13:23,120
Speaker 3: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

1542
01:13:23,680 --> 01:13:26,519
Speaker 3: Do you need.

1543
01:13:30,920 --> 01:13:33,960
Speaker 5: With Karen and chriss mh