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Speaker 1: The Jewels show on demand Jewils Dirty Little Secret. He Hello, Hey,

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Speaker 1: how are you good? Are you doing? I'm sorry, I

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Speaker 1: aspect for you. I'm good. Yeah I would. I don't

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Speaker 1: know who you're asking. If you're asking you seven, he's good,

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Speaker 1: you have a dirty little secret? I do, all right,

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Speaker 1: then let's hear it. Yeah. So I'm a merchandise or

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Speaker 1: I was a merchandise there for a long time, and I,

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Speaker 1: you know, working grocery stores, go and stock them and stuff,

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Speaker 1: and like I basically just started taking food and drinks

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Speaker 1: and stuff from the stores, you know, and just eating

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Speaker 1: those um little breaks that I got here and there. Um.

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Speaker 1: I started out kind of stealing candy from stores when

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Speaker 1: I was like eight years old. I just realized how

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Speaker 1: easy it was me too. I think every kid stole

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Speaker 1: some candy from a convenience store at one point. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but you're still doing it as an adult, Um yeah.

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Speaker 1: I mean ever since I got my new wife, I

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Speaker 1: don't do it as much because she's like, it's like

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Speaker 1: a murder to her and stealing from the store. Yea,

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Speaker 1: you don't have to tell her. Yeah. So that's why

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Speaker 1: I love my wife, because like I will perposonally not

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Speaker 1: swipe something at a you know, one of the ones

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Speaker 1: where you go through the self served And I'll come

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Speaker 1: home and be like, I got this banana for free

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Speaker 1: because I didn't swipe it. She's like, hell yeah. Or

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Speaker 1: if like the checker doesn't check the bottom of it,

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Speaker 1: I don't say anything. She doesn't like I would easily

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Speaker 1: just let something go and not even tell her, and

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Speaker 1: like she thinks it's the work. One of the biggest

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Speaker 1: things about my dirty little secret, and it's pretty crazy.

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Speaker 1: So I love steak, and um I used to eat

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Speaker 1: steak all the time. And you know, once you really

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Speaker 1: get to know how the store works and like who's

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Speaker 1: watching and who's not, I've probably stolen over a hundred steaks.

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Speaker 1: They actually started putting the little tags for the door

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Speaker 1: at the exit, like where it'll be in the underneath

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Speaker 1: the stickers. At one of the stores by my house,

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Speaker 1: I can't figure out who. Wow, I just have a question, No,

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Speaker 1: where do you put your steak when you're hiding it?

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Speaker 1: So one of the coats that I got from my job,

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Speaker 1: I had huge pockets in it and you literally cannot

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Speaker 1: even tell if there's a freaking like pound ribby in there. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: The whole steak thing is probably the craziest because I

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Speaker 1: didn't even think about it. One day and I went

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Speaker 1: to I grabbed a steak, I put it in my

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Speaker 1: pocket and I went to leave and it went off.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, like my heart sink. Yeah, I'm like,

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Speaker 1: what you know? So I get in my car and

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Speaker 1: I look and yeah, they have those little things on them,

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Speaker 1: And I'm like, I probably stole over a thousand dollars.

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Speaker 1: So you bolted on the spot when it went when

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Speaker 1: it went off, No, you did the smart thing. You

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Speaker 1: didn't bolt, right, you just walked through like I don't

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Speaker 1: know why I did that. I don't know. Like, if

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Speaker 1: you guys ever go to a grocery store, like those

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Speaker 1: things go off all the time, the workers don't even

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Speaker 1: look the check them. And if they do look, and

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Speaker 1: if you just keep walking nod saying from experience, like

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Speaker 1: I've ever shopped, you just keep walking, they just go, oh,

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Speaker 1: it must be a malfunction. Meanwhile, you just can't act

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Speaker 1: like it was you. Yeah. But one more thing. Uh, Well,

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Speaker 1: I had a buddy that actually used to we used

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Speaker 1: to do it together. Basically we both have the same job.

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Speaker 1: And this dude was crazy um. One time from a

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Speaker 1: he stole an entire mattress of memory phone mattress like mattress. Okay,

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Speaker 1: that guy's genius and be able to steal that. Wow,

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Speaker 1: what how do you? Yeah? Like, he took it out

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Speaker 1: of the back of like the receiving doors when no

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Speaker 1: one was looking, like it's like four in the morning,

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Speaker 1: put it in this car. But I told him, I

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Speaker 1: was like, dude, you're stupid because if they actually wanted to, like,

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Speaker 1: how many of those do they sell a year? Exactly right?

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Speaker 1: Stand three of them in stock? Like one thing? Sheasily

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Speaker 1: just go back and look, yeah, count one two. So

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Speaker 1: he just walked out the yeah, the front door where

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Speaker 1: he took it out the back to his car. Oh

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Speaker 1: my god. Yeah, wow that is a Netflix show. Watch

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Speaker 1: how I still this? Yeah, how it's made. I used

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Speaker 1: to work at hotels. All I did was take toilet paper.

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Speaker 1: I should have taken a lot more. I take toilet

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