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Speaker 1: The Jewels Show on demand, Jebils dirty little Secret. Hey

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Speaker 1: what's up? Hi? Hi? How are you fantastic? Really? That's

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Speaker 1: good me too. So you have a dirty little secret,

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Speaker 1: I do, all right, let's hear it. Okay. So I

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Speaker 1: got pregnant and the father didn't want the baby. So

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Speaker 1: I convinced him to pay me twenty thousand dollars to

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Speaker 1: get an abortion, and he ended up paying me the

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Speaker 1: money before the abortion, and so I kind of like

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Speaker 1: faked the abortion because he was leaving two weeks later

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Speaker 1: to go out of state for school. I think the

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Speaker 1: abortion kept the money and kept the baby. Wow, iconic.

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Speaker 1: That is a great move. I mean, he's wrong. That's

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Speaker 1: a bad move for him. I mean you should know

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Speaker 1: that you don't pay until the thing is done you're

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Speaker 1: going for But hey, good for you. You got twenty

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Speaker 1: grand and then you still had the baby. Yes, mommy's

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Speaker 1: a little blessing, mommy's little paycheck. Yeah. Wow, that's crazy.

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Speaker 1: So did you keep the baby or do you give

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Speaker 1: it up adoption or anything like that? No? I kept it.

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Speaker 1: Oh that's awesome. Congratulations you got your baby and you

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Speaker 1: got paid I did. That's cool. Now you should surprise

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Speaker 1: him a child support yeah ran out. Yeah. Funny part

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Speaker 1: is that he actually pays eight hundred dollars every month

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Speaker 1: for childs before. Yeah, so he knows. Yeah, and he's

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Speaker 1: actually in the child's life. Oh oh well plot twist

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Speaker 1: yeah wow, yeah, healing. Yeah. But well did you ever

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Speaker 1: ask for the twenty k back? No, I offered it.

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Speaker 1: I am, Well, thank you for telling us. You're a

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Speaker 1: little secret. You're welcome, Happy day, have a good one. Bye. Hello,

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Speaker 1: how are you good? How are you all right? Thank you?

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Speaker 1: So you have a dirty little secret to tell us? Um, yeah,

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Speaker 1: for the last ten years, I have not actually bought

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Speaker 1: a pair of underwear, Like I don't technically own any underwear. No, yeah,

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Speaker 1: so go no, go ahead. I just have questions, but

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Speaker 1: you might answer them before I even ask ahead. So yeah,

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Speaker 1: my dirty secret is that I go into Victoria's secret

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Speaker 1: and he just kind of grabs my underwear as I can,

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Speaker 1: sometimes up to a dozen, and I just kind of

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Speaker 1: pile them on and I kind of make it a

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Speaker 1: point to go, like, you know, two times a year,

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Speaker 1: So you shoplift, you shoplift your Okay, I wate them

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Speaker 1: from the story. So, yeah, I thought you were saying

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Speaker 1: you didn't own underwear because you didn't wear any. You're

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Speaker 1: saying you just don't pay for that. I guess illegally

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Speaker 1: they're not mine, right, Yeah, yeah, so after you were

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Speaker 1: underwear once, they're legally yours. Exactly. Dude. People try on

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Speaker 1: you know, like you said, Victoria's Secret, and I don't

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Speaker 1: think I mean maybe they do this everywhere. I don't

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Speaker 1: see them doing it a target that much, but people

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Speaker 1: try on underwear. That's so weird to me. Yeah. So

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Speaker 1: they have like this little protective shield thing that they

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Speaker 1: put on there that it's just like a sticky thing

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Speaker 1: to protect from stuff. Yeah, you know, you take that

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Speaker 1: off and you wash everything as soon as you get home.

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Speaker 1: I know. Well, the first time I saw that, it

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Speaker 1: was it was a Victoria's Secret, the first time I

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Speaker 1: ever saw that. And they're like, no, it's a little

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Speaker 1: a little sticky thing you put over it. And I

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Speaker 1: was like, dude, it'd better be a hazmat secret. I

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Speaker 1: don't do that should stop anything. When I go into

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Speaker 1: the store. I'm wearing some boy shorts. I'm not wearing like,

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Speaker 1: you know, something released thin because this is going over

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Speaker 1: my boy shorts and it's not touching any skins as

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Speaker 1: soon as I go home home, you know, I make

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Speaker 1: sure to wash everything and take care of all that

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Speaker 1: before I actually wear the So thank you for telling

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Speaker 1: us your dirty little secret. Yeah yeah, no problems, all right.

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