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Speaker 1: The Jewbil Show on demand. It's another jewil phone frame

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Speaker 1: Mornings on the twenties. Hello. Hi, I was looking for Jenna.

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Speaker 1: This is her Jenna. Hey, how are you. This is

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Speaker 1: Pete Deekins. I'm calling from corporate HR. I'm sorry to

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Speaker 1: bug you on your cell phone, but I really needed

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Speaker 1: to speak with you. Hi, Pete. Yeah, how can I

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Speaker 1: help you? Well, first of all, how are you enjoying

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Speaker 1: the new job he just started? Yeah, it's been great

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Speaker 1: so far. Great? Yeah, great, great great. So Hey, I

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Speaker 1: need to speak with you about something that I was

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Speaker 1: just alerted to. Sir. H Well, I know you just

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Speaker 1: started here, but a little birdie in the hallway told

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Speaker 1: me that you recently made some altercations to your body.

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Speaker 1: Oh what altercations? Sorry, alterations. English never my best language.

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Speaker 1: I'm just getting into my only language I speak, but

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Speaker 1: barely alterations. I'm sorry to your body. I mean, I

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Speaker 1: got a tattoo that's like a week ago. Oh, and

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Speaker 1: she just says it. Yeah, That's what I'm calling about.

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Speaker 1: I'm calling about the tattoo you got. So I'm guessing

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Speaker 1: that you didn't read all of the guidelines when you

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Speaker 1: got the job. Here we look Pete I don't really

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Speaker 1: know what the purpose of this is. I didn't read

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Speaker 1: anything about tattoos and the guidebook and I read the

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Speaker 1: entire thing. What was the tattoo? I'm sorry, let me

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Speaker 1: real quick, I want to turn it into a frownie

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Speaker 1: face because I'm calling it. Actually, let you know. I

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Speaker 1: know you just started here, but we're going to have

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Speaker 1: to part ways. I'm sorry, I part ways over a

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Speaker 1: smiley face tattoo that's not even visible because I wear

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Speaker 1: pants to work. Yes, tattoos are frowned upon in this company,

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Speaker 1: and which makes it really weird that you got a

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Speaker 1: smiley face and we're frowning on it. You're firing or

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Speaker 1: a tattoo? Do I have that right? Yes? You do. Yes,

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Speaker 1: we have to let you go. I'm so sorry about this.

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Speaker 1: This doesn't this doesn't feel like something that's legal. I mean,

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Speaker 1: we have to have a lawyer or something that I'd

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Speaker 1: like to speak to about this co worker. I assumed

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Speaker 1: that if you're the you know, the one employee we

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Speaker 1: have that's willing to get a tattoo when we don't

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Speaker 1: allow them, you are the edgy co worker, aren't you?

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Speaker 1: I mean, really, I'm sure that what is your problem, Like,

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Speaker 1: I don't know who the hell delivers this kind of

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Speaker 1: news to somebody like this, but it's pretty appalling. Well okay, Jenna,

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Speaker 1: in full transparency, in all honesty, tattoos are a bit

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Speaker 1: edgy cool even some people say they're cool. Okay, and

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Speaker 1: um well I shouldn't probably not say this, but I'm

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Speaker 1: going to the new employee guidelines do say no tattoos.

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Speaker 1: And there's only one other employee in this office who

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Speaker 1: has tattoos, and I can't have another one working here.

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Speaker 1: Who's the other employee with tattoos? He's just he's another employee.

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Speaker 1: He's super cool, everybody likes him. He's kind of considered

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Speaker 1: the edgy one, and we don't need two edgy employees

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Speaker 1: on our team. Yeah, who's the person who has the tattoo?

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Speaker 1: Because if you're gonna fire me, I want them fired too.

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Speaker 1: Well I can't fire myself, now, can I? So yeah,

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Speaker 1: basically I'm there. Basically I don't want anybody else around

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Speaker 1: here with tattoos? Are you kidding me? This has to

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Speaker 1: be a joke, right, Like you you're you have a

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Speaker 1: tattoo and you're giving me over Did your tattoo s

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Speaker 1: a bag on? Your forehead. Honestly, I'm gonna lawyer up

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Speaker 1: and I'm going to see the Patty guys for the

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Speaker 1: and then you're going to be out of a job,

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Speaker 1: and good luck if you can even find another job

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Speaker 1: working at a tattoo shop. You have no idea what's

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Speaker 1: coming or what you've just gotten yourself. Okay, well then fine,

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Speaker 1: I'll just let you know it's a phone prank. Then

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Speaker 1: it's a white it's a phone prank. This is actually

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Speaker 1: Jewel from The Jewel Show doing a phone prank on

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Speaker 1: you and your coworker Tanya. Say, oh my god, she

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Speaker 1: said welcome to the team. I am going to kill her.

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Speaker 1: I can't believe she did that to me. My heart

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Speaker 1: is racing right now. I was really ready to go off.

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Speaker 1: We do frown on killing other employees here too, So

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Speaker 1: I still think that you probably have tattooed on your forehead.

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Speaker 1: Definitely The Jewel Show on Demand