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Speaker 1: If you could go to prison for one thing, what

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Speaker 1: would it be if you should go that's a bad

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Speaker 1: way to say it. If you had to go to prison,

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Speaker 1: what do you think you would go to prison for?

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Speaker 1: Just based on your personal life? Text in for one

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Speaker 1: oh six one it's a jewel show, And I asked

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Speaker 1: the question because a major bust just happened in Houston.

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Speaker 1: Authorities in Houston arrested eighty people. That's a lot or what.

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Speaker 1: They were part of a ring called the Dark Side?

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Speaker 1: This sounds bad? Is this a government is bad? What

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Speaker 1: was the dark Side doing? It's an illegal coupon ring? Oh,

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Speaker 1: the illegal coupons? Yeah, they got busted. Are they a

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Speaker 1: bunch of eighty five year olds time? Yeah? Yep. They

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Speaker 1: were making coupons, you know, like fifty cents off a

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Speaker 1: toothpaste diper. They were making them. Yep. What that's so weird.

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Speaker 1: I feel like that's something that I might I can't

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Speaker 1: even figure out real coupons, I know. That's why I

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Speaker 1: asked the question. Text in four one o six one,

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Speaker 1: What if you had to go to prison, what do

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Speaker 1: you think you'd go to prison for? Alex Fresh, what

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Speaker 1: do you think you would go to prison? For it.

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Speaker 1: I think I have a good idea of what I

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Speaker 1: would go to prison for. Okay, probably because i'd be

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Speaker 1: a squatter and like a really nice house that's being

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Speaker 1: like remodeled, you know, kind of like almost done, like

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Speaker 1: they're not living in it right now. Yeah, like on

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Speaker 1: a lake or something totally squat right, bounce around, I'll

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Speaker 1: keep finding like lake houses. That means like taking a

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Speaker 1: number two right, No, no, no, watting means like living there.

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Speaker 1: Oh sorry, I thought that you were bounce it around, pop,

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Speaker 1: But that also might be true because that has happened before.

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Speaker 1: She has done that in public. That's what that's literally why,

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Speaker 1: oh my goodness, think about all the all the houses

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Speaker 1: that are on the market that you can just go

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Speaker 1: and like just figure out of one of those. I

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Speaker 1: think homeless people do that all the time, right, right,

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Speaker 1: I would be a squatter. I would definitely be a squatter.

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Speaker 1: I would go to prison for it. But you'd only

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Speaker 1: squatt and classy houses, right rocket I was. I mean,

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Speaker 1: I'd probably most likely go to jail for rubbing a bank.

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Speaker 1: I've always thought to myself that that's the most like

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Speaker 1: cool crime out of all the crimes. I wouldn't want

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Speaker 1: to kill someone and I wouldn't want to. Yeah, she

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Speaker 1: doesn't want some money? Super serious. Yeah, but also like

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Speaker 1: the there's honor amongst thieves. You know that, it's kind

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Speaker 1: of like the noble crime. How you rob a bank?

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Speaker 1: Not a hard worker? How would I rub a bank? Well,

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Speaker 1: that's what I mean. It depends like it's not noble

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Speaker 1: if you're like just walk in there with a no

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Speaker 1: do that right? Yeah? Do some kind of heist thing.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah if you well, i'd map out the place

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Speaker 1: before I went there, like I'd know where all the events,

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Speaker 1: all the exits, all that stuff. I'd probably have a crew.

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Speaker 1: I couldn't do it by myself because you need it.

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Speaker 1: You need to look out secret. I need to get

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Speaker 1: away driver. Yeah. I've thought about this quite a lot. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you're talking about more of like art heist than a bank.

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Speaker 1: You should be an art thief then, oh okay, like

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Speaker 1: the Italian job. Yeah, that's what I'm thinking in my

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Speaker 1: head when you're describing it, because most bank robbers now

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Speaker 1: they just like they don't even get any They just

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Speaker 1: walk in and go okay, they slip them a know,

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Speaker 1: and they're like, give me all your money. I have

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Speaker 1: a gun in my pocket, but it's really a banana.

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Speaker 1: I can see that happening. Well, that's why I need

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Speaker 1: a team, because clearly I've no idea what I'm doing. Well,

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Speaker 1: I'll call my friend. I'm in high school. It because

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Speaker 1: a few years ago I heard that this dude that

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Speaker 1: I'm wan high school with like rubbed a bank. No

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Speaker 1: way successfully, No, because he got caught. Because we know

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Speaker 1: he robbed a bank. I'm saying, not going to do this,

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Speaker 1: by the way, so no one come out with with

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Speaker 1: a long shot gun. Well if you do, and then

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Speaker 1: is that or you're going to do it and you

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Speaker 1: just set it up. What would you go to prison

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Speaker 1: for if you had to go to prison? Asking you

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Speaker 1: the question, because more than eighty people were caught and

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Speaker 1: arrested in a ring called the Dark Side where they

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Speaker 1: were making counterfeit coupons. I think if I went to prison,

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Speaker 1: I would probably go to prison for well, tax evasion,

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Speaker 1: but not on purpose, just because I'm lazy and I

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Speaker 1: don't get stuff done. Just missing the date. I just

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Speaker 1: just missed a date on the taxes, or it would

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Speaker 1: probably be some sort of Ponzi scheme, like a pyramid scheme. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: because I'm all, ask Alex, Alex, I remember the way,

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Speaker 1: you know. So we have a lot of conversations, and

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Speaker 1: I've always got like business ideas like that, like bad

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Speaker 1: business like I was involved in a pyramid scheme once.

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Speaker 1: Really yeah, it was cooled nerve. It was like an

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Speaker 1: energy drink. And in college, I remember my friends came

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Speaker 1: out to me and I wish i'd know him back

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Speaker 1: then was happening, but they were like, dude, all you

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Speaker 1: have to do is get two people to buy this case.

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Speaker 1: So you're telling me again though they don't have Ponzi

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Speaker 1: schemes in England. Okay, well, you have to remember I'm

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Speaker 1: very sheltered and stupid, so I'm learning for these things

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Speaker 1: for the first time. I got you. You're the one

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Speaker 1: who will fall flow the emails from yeah, the prince

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Speaker 1: in Dubai. Yes, yeah, yeah. By the way, I'm still

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Speaker 1: waiting for my check from them. Send them twenty thousand.

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Speaker 1: Oh I forgot to do that. That's right, then we'll

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Speaker 1: send you ten thousand back. I'll do that right now,

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Speaker 1: thousand back through twenty thousand. We got a text in

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Speaker 1: that says I would go to prison for these thoughts

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Speaker 1: I'm having about my husband. He needs to get a job.

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