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Speaker 1: This right here is fp C. Yeah, f PC, run

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Speaker 1: that thing man. Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach a

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Speaker 1: Darwin Darwin. Uh, this is he Hey Darwin. How you

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Speaker 1: doing this? Is Frank with f PC. We're trying to

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Speaker 1: come down and UM see about making an appointment with

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Speaker 1: you within the next week. Is that's possible? Fun for what?

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Speaker 1: Uh we're supposed to come by. I'm with FPC. We

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Speaker 1: wanted to uh we have what what what is that?

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Speaker 1: What is FPC? Uh? Sir? Your name was left with

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Speaker 1: us and you're you're you're on on our file to

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Speaker 1: actually come out and make an appointment with you so

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Speaker 1: we can U so we can get your picture taken.

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Speaker 1: You must have their own number. I'm not I'm not

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Speaker 1: signed up to take no picture anything. So okay, well

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Speaker 1: you are you're daring? Correct? Yeah, yes, I am done.

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Speaker 1: So you called Darwin and that's what you call it.

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Speaker 1: But anything about a picture? What what's up with a picture?

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Speaker 1: We've got you on our schedule here, FPC. We have

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Speaker 1: you on our schedule to UM to actually for us

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Speaker 1: to come out to your home and take your picture. Okay, FPC,

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Speaker 1: what's company is that? What's what's your what type of

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Speaker 1: picture and would I be taking I'm not taking no picture?

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Speaker 1: But what what is FPC? Okay, you don't know anything

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Speaker 1: about photo being taken of you? Okay, Uh, sir, f

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Speaker 1: PC is uh we are this is a funeral Picture company,

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Speaker 1: Funeral Picture company, and what we do is we come

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Speaker 1: out and take your picture and we actually keep it

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Speaker 1: on file. That way, when you do pass away, we

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Speaker 1: have your picture for your programming. We have a nice

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Speaker 1: picture for you. Look, I'm not did right and now

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Speaker 1: you're not taking no picture of me? Who is this again?

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Speaker 1: My name is Frank. Frank. Okay, Frank, do you mean

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Speaker 1: to tell me y'all taking pictures of people before they

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Speaker 1: that just so you could have them picture? Oh file.

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Speaker 1: We we're keeping on file and then you have a

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Speaker 1: good picture on your program And that's what that's what uh,

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Speaker 1: that's what we do. They ain't signed up for nothing

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Speaker 1: like that. Who the hell signed me up for something

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Speaker 1: like that? I'm not quite sure. But we're trying to

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Speaker 1: schedule where we can come out beginning of next week

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Speaker 1: so we can get your picture taken next week week

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Speaker 1: after you get picture when I'm dead, you're not taking

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Speaker 1: the picture of me before that? That they don't sound right. Uh, sir,

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Speaker 1: don't you want to have a good picture on your program?

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Speaker 1: So you're not taking the picture of me for no

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Speaker 1: funeral arrangements that I'm not dead yet. I don't understand that.

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Speaker 1: What the hell is this about? Nobody who signed me

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Speaker 1: up for it? Then tell me that much? Uh? So

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Speaker 1: I don't have the actual person listened here on who

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Speaker 1: signs you up? But I do have the number, and

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Speaker 1: you are Darwin, Mr Darwin. So I didn't sign up

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Speaker 1: for that, and I'm not taking the pictures. Uh. You

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Speaker 1: guys running around taking pictures of people before they that

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Speaker 1: just to have a good picture on fail that? Man,

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Speaker 1: I ain't never heard of the like that, sir. Okay, sir,

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Speaker 1: are you? I mean we have your address here? Are

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Speaker 1: are you? Are you available? I know I'm not available.

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Speaker 1: I'm not available at all to take no pitt you

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Speaker 1: for a funeral that I'm not even dead yet. I don't.

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Speaker 1: I don't get that. That that sounds like a munch

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Speaker 1: of And I where the hell gave you my number?

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Speaker 1: That's what I want to know. So I'm not quite sure.

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Speaker 1: But one thing we have to do is we have

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Speaker 1: to follow through with our jobs. So what we're gonna

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Speaker 1: have to do is we have to come out there

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Speaker 1: and take a picture. So I don't wanna, you know,

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Speaker 1: create a problem, but I have to get a picture

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Speaker 1: of you by next week. Oh it's gonna be problem

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Speaker 1: because you're not getting a picture me for no funeral arrangement,

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Speaker 1: Mr Darwin. I have to come by your house at

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Speaker 1: least by Friday at around twelve knew and I'll come

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Speaker 1: by and get a picture. You ain't come by my

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Speaker 1: guy house, no fride of you lie. You gotta be

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Speaker 1: come over here to try to get my picture. I

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Speaker 1: got plenty of got pitted in my house to put

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Speaker 1: on the mother funeral program. I'm not taking the get

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Speaker 1: you that nude. I'm claiming to be dead. I'm not dead.

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Speaker 1: That's some more bad lookt dead. I don't know, we don't.

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Speaker 1: You worked for Frank but you you I word I

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Speaker 1: word for l PC, Sir. I worked for f PC, FCC. Mike.

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Speaker 1: You ain't not taking no picture me. Don't come over

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Speaker 1: here Friday. Come about no guy piston before you got

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Speaker 1: pistol and you and I hope they got Jill got

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Speaker 1: pitt your on file. But that's a stud company. You

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Speaker 1: worked for I ain't never heard of nobody take no

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Speaker 1: picture before they die? I got me us and pictures

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Speaker 1: in here for that program. And when I'm down with God,

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Speaker 1: care about what a picture looks like? Or who hadn't

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Speaker 1: my guy? You know there's a lignat. You tell whoever

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Speaker 1: you worked for, any of you don't find another my occupation?

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Speaker 1: That don't make no guy, just you're not coming over

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Speaker 1: here Friday, buddy. You come over here if you want to. Okay,

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Speaker 1: Mrs Darwin, yes, are you familiar with with Glinda? That

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Speaker 1: that's my wife? What what do you're about to say? Now?

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Speaker 1: I want all I wanna do is say this man.

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Speaker 1: I just want to say, Glinda, the one that got

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Speaker 1: me to prank phone call you. This is nephew Tommy

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Speaker 1: baby from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Huh I'll beat

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Speaker 1: up yeah a little hett. I ain't never heard. It's

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Speaker 1: like there's some FTC funeral kicking well. Man. I said

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Speaker 1: my New year resolution. I was gonna cut back on drinking,

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Speaker 1: but you got me over here about the tip a

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Speaker 1: bottle right now? Are you crazy? Man? And come over

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Speaker 1: here to day before get a picture of Clintic. Come

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Speaker 1: y'all got me, baby, you got me. I ain't never

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Speaker 1: heard of me like that. Your wife putting me up

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Speaker 1: to it bad. You're gonna I'll tell you what you're

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Speaker 1: tuned in tomorrow morning. Man, you're gonna catch yourself on

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Speaker 1: national radio and I'm gonna tell everybody. Boy, they're had

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Speaker 1: me hot over here. I'm like, don't tell Clinda, but

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna have me a drink anyway. I was looking

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Speaker 1: for an excuse to fit your ticking put on foul

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Speaker 1: Ytta lost the half of your head with that are buddy, Man,

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Speaker 1: I gotta ask you something, man, darm and tell me

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Speaker 1: this here. Man, what's the baddest and I mean the

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Speaker 1: baddest radio show in the land, Steve Harvey voting Wick

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Speaker 1: Up Show? Buddy, what's y'all thinking? Don't don't you think

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Speaker 1: it should be a funeral time? Haven't you go on

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Speaker 1: the funerals and you're like, I don't think they would

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Speaker 1: have liked that hit you? You know what you're saying.