WEBVTT - Second Date Update PODCAST: Dolla Dolla Pills Y’all

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<v Speaker 1>Looking Jubels second dat date. It's always good when you

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<v Speaker 1>go out on a first date and don't spend a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of money, right, especially when you have friends who

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<v Speaker 1>maybe work in the service industry or something can hook

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<v Speaker 1>you up. I've done without that person knowing. Oh, dude

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<v Speaker 1>working in radio gets so many gift cards and everything else.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't tell you how many dates have been comped

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<v Speaker 1>through the sales department. Here shouts to them, thank you

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<v Speaker 1>for helping me out with that. That's not true. It's

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<v Speaker 1>you going to a restaurant saying do you know who

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<v Speaker 1>I am? And them going it doesn't give me anything

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<v Speaker 1>gift cards. Yeah, Nate is on the phone with us

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<v Speaker 1>right now. Nate got the hook up on his date

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<v Speaker 1>from some friends of his. First of all, Nate, how

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<v Speaker 1>did you meet the girl that you want us to

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<v Speaker 1>call today? We met on a friend finder man, Okay, nice?

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<v Speaker 1>What is that? It's a well, I'm guessing it's like

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<v Speaker 1>a dating website. Yeah, it's kind of like craigslistee for dating.

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<v Speaker 1>Now it's good deceiving seeing as it's called FriendFinder. I

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<v Speaker 1>would get stuck on there actually trying to find a friend,

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<v Speaker 1>just say, someone to hang out with. So you met

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<v Speaker 1>her on the on that website and then what did

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<v Speaker 1>you guys do? She just moved it down from this

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<v Speaker 1>small little town, and so I picked her up. She

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<v Speaker 1>looked amazing, you know. I took her out and I

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<v Speaker 1>showed her around seat, I showed her the hotspots, showed

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<v Speaker 1>her where I liked the party, where she should party.

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<v Speaker 1>I took her a great restaurant with like a stunning view,

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<v Speaker 1>and we were totally hooked up. I know some waiters there,

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<v Speaker 1>they like totally took care of us, gave us a

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<v Speaker 1>table away from everybody. That's what your email said is

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<v Speaker 1>that you knew people at the restaurant. Did you try

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<v Speaker 1>to impress her or did you tell them that you

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<v Speaker 1>had friend. I wasn't like egregious about it. I was

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<v Speaker 1>just like they took care of us and made it

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<v Speaker 1>look like I always look at a good customer. I wasn't.

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<v Speaker 1>They weren't like spawning at my feet. But you know,

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<v Speaker 1>if I snapped, they were there. Okay, So where'd you

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<v Speaker 1>go after dinner? Then? After you wowed her with your

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<v Speaker 1>hookups at the restaurant, you know, the valley and looking

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<v Speaker 1>me over with the car, and then we went for

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<v Speaker 1>like a little drive around the city again. I showed

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<v Speaker 1>her some day. Did you say the Ali hooked you

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<v Speaker 1>up with the car like someone else's car? No? No, No,

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<v Speaker 1>with my car made I was like, I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>that's a great idea if you know about and he's like, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>you go ahead and take this guy's lambo for a

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<v Speaker 1>little while. That's a good idea. But no that we

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<v Speaker 1>went out for a drive. This a gorgeous drive home.

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<v Speaker 1>I took the long way, took her back to her plates,

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<v Speaker 1>and I was like hoping for the invite and uh no,

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<v Speaker 1>One's like, okay, did you like linger waiting for her

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<v Speaker 1>to invite you up? Like, hey, uh yeah, I guess

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<v Speaker 1>a little. It may have been a baby linger, but

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<v Speaker 1>it wasn't really a linger. She knew that I should

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<v Speaker 1>be invited up, and you know, I was like just

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<v Speaker 1>about to turn the car off, and then she kind

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<v Speaker 1>of like yawned a bit, was like I'm pretty tired.

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<v Speaker 1>I had a long day, and that sort of one

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<v Speaker 1>I knew I wasn't getting the invite up. Okay, a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit nice to you turned the car off and

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<v Speaker 1>already got out of the car ready to go up there.

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<v Speaker 1>And then your shirts off, Yeah, So what did she

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<v Speaker 1>say to you? Before she got out of the car.

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<v Speaker 1>She thanked me that she had a good time, and

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<v Speaker 1>when I said I'm gonna call you, She's like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>do so do this again? Basically all right? And then

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<v Speaker 1>you know, I waited whatever. I waited after the first date,

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<v Speaker 1>and then texted her a few times, didn't hear back,

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<v Speaker 1>called her, didn't hear back. Text this some more, and

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, what, Nate, do you think that she

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<v Speaker 1>was impressed with all the stuff you did for her.

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<v Speaker 1>She's from a town of like fifty people. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know how she wouldn't be impressed a night out in

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<v Speaker 1>the big city. Maybe that was it. Maybe it was

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<v Speaker 1>too much for her, Nate. It wasn't an overwhelming day,

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<v Speaker 1>and I just can't figure out why she wouldn't. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe I can understand not getting the invite up, but

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<v Speaker 1>it couldn't have been a better first date. And I'm

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<v Speaker 1>good looking dude. All right, Well we'll play a song,

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<v Speaker 1>come back, call her and get your second date update. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, thanks, all right, hang up fun in the morning.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, Nate, I think I figured out what your

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<v Speaker 1>problem is. What's that I think that the girl you

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<v Speaker 1>went out with, Leslie is from a small town, just

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<v Speaker 1>moved here, went out on one date with you, and

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<v Speaker 1>then cut right back to that small town. She just

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<v Speaker 1>that's why she's not giving you a call back. She

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<v Speaker 1>ran away. Yeah. They always talk about the dangers of

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<v Speaker 1>the big city. Yeah. Do you think maybe that's it?

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<v Speaker 1>You scared her out of town? No? I don't think so.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, We're about to call Leslie right now. Nate

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<v Speaker 1>met Leslie on friend find her. She's just moved here.

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<v Speaker 1>They went out to eat at a restaurant that his

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<v Speaker 1>friends work at. Got the hook up, was treated very nicely.

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<v Speaker 1>Did she know by the way that they were your

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<v Speaker 1>friends or did you kind of leave that part out

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<v Speaker 1>and just try to impress her that Yeah? I know people,

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<v Speaker 1>I mentioned it, but I didn't make a big deal

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<v Speaker 1>about it. All right, Well, we'll give her a call.

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<v Speaker 1>See if we can get her on the phone and

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<v Speaker 1>get your second date update. Okay, call her right now. Hi.

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<v Speaker 1>Can I speak to Leslie? Please? Hey, Leslie? How are you?

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<v Speaker 1>This is Jewel from brook and Jewel in the morning.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm moving ninety two point five. Who Jewbil. I know

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<v Speaker 1>that you're new here, but I host a major radio

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<v Speaker 1>show here in town. I'm moving ninety two point five

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<v Speaker 1>Brook and Jewel in the morning. Have you heard of it.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know any stations yet. I just you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I just moved here. Give it a second, you'll hear

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<v Speaker 1>of us. We are major morning show. Okay, calling? Yes, Leslie,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm calling because you recently went out on a date

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<v Speaker 1>with one of our listeners. His name is Nate, and

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<v Speaker 1>he emailed us because you're not calling him back. Sound familiar? Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I know who Nate is. Okay? Is there a reason

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<v Speaker 1>why you don't want to go out with Nate or

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<v Speaker 1>call him back? Yeah? I just have a policy, no

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<v Speaker 1>matter you know where I am, that I don't date douchebags.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh I support that. I don't think so. But then again, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>what what was so bad about Nate? Nate's just kind

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<v Speaker 1>of fulled himself. And I mean, he thinks he's great.

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<v Speaker 1>You can tell that Ornate Nate's biggest fan, really, but

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<v Speaker 1>he's kind of well kind of he's just gross. Really,

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<v Speaker 1>what I mean? What did he do? From? All? Right?

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<v Speaker 1>So we talked to Nate about your date, and from

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<v Speaker 1>what he said, it sounded like you guys had a

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<v Speaker 1>great time, and you even said at the end of

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<v Speaker 1>the night that you wanted to see him again. I

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<v Speaker 1>just said that because I wanted to get away from that.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I wanted to end the date. Okay, So

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<v Speaker 1>you just all around he didn't feel like a good

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<v Speaker 1>guy to you, and you don't like him. No, And

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<v Speaker 1>then after we had dinner, we might, you know, get

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<v Speaker 1>the car, and he had the valid he bring up

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<v Speaker 1>the car and him he did have a dollar bill

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<v Speaker 1>in his hands or anything. I didn't see any cash

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<v Speaker 1>in his hands. So I was like, yeah, oh god,

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<v Speaker 1>this guy did be so cheap. He didn't even kip

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<v Speaker 1>the freaking valet. But I think he did tip him

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<v Speaker 1>this not cash, did not give him not cash, flap

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<v Speaker 1>on the butt. Know, the guy actually dropped it. It It

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<v Speaker 1>was a bull bag of pills, a bag of pills.

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<v Speaker 1>You're saying that you think Nate tipped the valet by

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<v Speaker 1>giving him pills. Yes, honestly, I think he's the drug dealer.

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<v Speaker 1>Did Okay, did you do anything else that would make

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<v Speaker 1>you think that he's a drug dealer? And are you

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<v Speaker 1>sure you saw what you think you saw. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>think I saw him give the guy kills. I know

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<v Speaker 1>he gave the guy pills, I thought, clearly, and the

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<v Speaker 1>guy then idiot dropped it, and then you know, he

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<v Speaker 1>tried to put his foot in front of it so

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<v Speaker 1>I wouldn't see it. I'm I was like, let me

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<v Speaker 1>just recap what you've told us about your date. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>you say that Nate is a douche bag full of

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<v Speaker 1>himself and probably a drug dealer. Yeah, yeah, that's in

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<v Speaker 1>a nutshell, Nate. Would you say that that describes you

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<v Speaker 1>as a person, Leslie, Nate is actually on the phone

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<v Speaker 1>with us and heard everything that you just said. I

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<v Speaker 1>can't believe you saw I was a drug dealer. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>you dealt drugs on our date? I mean, did you

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<v Speaker 1>slip the valet drugs? No? I didn't slip them drugs.

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<v Speaker 1>I gave him like he had a headache, I had

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<v Speaker 1>some palon all in my pope pocket. I gave him

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<v Speaker 1>some tile a. Yeah, come on, Nate, Yeah, Nate, just

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<v Speaker 1>admit it. I saw you. I just got a text

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<v Speaker 1>from my friend who happened to be the valet driver

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<v Speaker 1>who just happened and need a little something, and I

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<v Speaker 1>gave it to him. Another a drug dealer. Oh all right,

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<v Speaker 1>so you're you're not a drug dealer, but you did

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<v Speaker 1>end up hooking up your friend. Yeah, I gave him something.

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<v Speaker 1>It wasn't a deal. It was a gift, all right, Leslie.

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<v Speaker 1>I get you know what, Leslie, I was thinking this

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<v Speaker 1>whole time that you imagine that happening. I guess not. No, No,

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<v Speaker 1>I saw it clearly. And there's a problem. But my

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<v Speaker 1>dates being paid with drugs, period. I paid in cash.

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<v Speaker 1>I gave him. That was totally suffered in different nothing

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<v Speaker 1>to do with the date or whatever. Nate, why didn't

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<v Speaker 1>you just maybe handle that later? If that's your thing

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<v Speaker 1>and you want to do that, just go, Yeah, I'll

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<v Speaker 1>hook you up with whatever it was. But like I'll

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<v Speaker 1>give it, you want to drive all the way back,

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<v Speaker 1>hopefully going back with her. I was thinking I was

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<v Speaker 1>going back to her place and no time. Yeah. Tips

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<v Speaker 1>number one for good dates, don't tell drugs on them,

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<v Speaker 1>or just don't do anything illegal. Perhaps I could get

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<v Speaker 1>you both arrested on a date. I figure I had

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<v Speaker 1>you roped in well before the valet. Yeah, and you

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<v Speaker 1>might want to be so sure of yourself. It comes off,

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<v Speaker 1>um a little arrogant and douchebaggy. I gotta be honest. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I was gonna say, Nate, do you want to respond

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<v Speaker 1>to anything else that she said? So we got the

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<v Speaker 1>drug thing out of the way. Yeah, literally that happened.

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<v Speaker 1>She also called you a dB. She said you weren't

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<v Speaker 1>the smartest guy and you're kind of slimy. How do

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<v Speaker 1>you feel that? What's up with that? I'm I mean

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<v Speaker 1>I could. I'm a great conversation Did you say conversationist? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>I think it's and a douchebag. I've never been accused

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<v Speaker 1>of being a douchey. Listen to the words that are

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<v Speaker 1>calling out what you're saying. Everything you're saying. I love

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<v Speaker 1>thee in my voice. I've been asked by many people,

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<v Speaker 1>even to go on radio. So I don't know what

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<v Speaker 1>you're talking about. Nate. I like the sound of your

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<v Speaker 1>voice too, the guy. I'll tell you what. Let me

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<v Speaker 1>make it up to you. Let's go out again? There

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<v Speaker 1>you go? Oh, Leslie? Would you like to go out

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<v Speaker 1>with Nate again? We will pay for the date. Yeah, no,

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<v Speaker 1>it won't cost you a dime. Nate won't cost Nate

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<v Speaker 1>any money. Free second date. We'll send you someplace really nice.

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<v Speaker 1>Apparently all date snakes are free as long as he

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<v Speaker 1>has the right drugs, so I don't think that's an

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<v Speaker 1>issue with him. I was gonna say, you haven't seen

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<v Speaker 1>how I'm gonna pay for the day yet. I just

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<v Speaker 1>said I pay for it. It's broken Jubil in the morning.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't mind down see but just step inside. If

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<v Speaker 1>you toured her now, just wait, just laid away