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Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that's bringing together two popular children's

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Speaker 1: toys to make a.

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Speaker 2: New exciting game.

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Speaker 1: Bop it Ouiji Board flick it Summon.

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Speaker 2: Your job would be possessed.

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Speaker 1: With joy thanks to Laser Stories, the segment where weird

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Speaker 1: news stories around the globe, just like everyone else does,

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Speaker 1: except we've got a laser.

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Speaker 2: The other screaming demons just don't.

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Speaker 1: This first laser story is out of Gatortown, USA, Florida.

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Speaker 1: A forty four year old man named Dale Chumpson had

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Speaker 1: a long day. Things weren't going great in his personal life,

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Speaker 1: so he made some dinner, then filled up the tub

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Speaker 1: for a nice, warm, relaxing bath.

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Speaker 2: It's good to treat yourself.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you know.

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Speaker 2: Sure.

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Speaker 1: Just one problem though, It wasn't at Dale's house. We

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Speaker 1: know that because the neighbor who was watching the house

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Speaker 1: while the real homeowners were away. They called the cops

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Speaker 1: after they saw Dale turn the lights on and off inside.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, he broke into bubble bath.

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Speaker 1: Police showed up to check it out, found Dale making

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Speaker 1: himself right at home.

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Speaker 2: Oh boy. He admitted he did not have permission to

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Speaker 2: be there. Dang it, Dale, and didn't know the owners either.

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Speaker 2: They have a nice bathtub. He didn't actually judged by

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Speaker 2: the house.

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Speaker 1: He said he just didn't want to go back to

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Speaker 1: his home because he and his wife had had a

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Speaker 1: big fight and he'd been at.

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Speaker 2: The stranger's house for the past four days. Wow, he's squat.

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Speaker 2: So the police told them the fight didn't matter.

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Speaker 1: And now Dale's facing multiple charges, including a felony for

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Speaker 1: unarmed burglary.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but he doesn't have to go home.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you go nowhere on whether his wife bailed him

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Speaker 1: out or how angry she is.

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Speaker 2: Now we can assume it probably not great. Yeah, he's like,

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Speaker 2: just give me a life sentence. Next laser story is

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Speaker 2: out of Connecticut.

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Speaker 1: Fifty four year old Norman Albert took his dog on

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Speaker 1: an after dinner walk in a nearby park. It's kind

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Speaker 1: of late and he realized he needed to use the toilet,

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Speaker 1: but he was too far from homewhere. Well that's an option,

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Speaker 1: but he found one of the park restrooms even better. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: with his dog, he did his business and as soon

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Speaker 1: as he stepped outside, the door shut.

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Speaker 2: Usually what doors do Jeff Well.

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Speaker 1: Turns out the city installed new automatic door locks that

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Speaker 1: were timed to close at ten pm. So now Norman's

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Speaker 1: dog was all alone inside the Norman panicked and did

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Speaker 1: what any sane person would do in that situation that door.

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Speaker 1: He climbed the roof and tried to shimmy down the

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Speaker 1: chimney to rescue.

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Speaker 2: Nobody got tap. How was that your first solution? Mission impossible?

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Speaker 1: He was able to get about a quarter of the

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Speaker 1: way down before he got stuck, then had to call

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Speaker 1: emergency services for helm.

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Speaker 2: Oh no, the dogs locked in the bathroom. He's stuck

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Speaker 2: in a chimney.

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Speaker 1: The authorities had to remove parts of the building and

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Speaker 1: the entire chimney in order to get him out, but

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Speaker 1: they did it. Norman was unharmed and his dog was

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Speaker 1: totally fine. However, thanks to his chimney break in, he

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Speaker 1: was arrested and charged with burglary, trespassing, and criminal mischief.

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Speaker 2: You can't pet too hard.

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Speaker 1: Authorities had to remind the public that if you or

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Speaker 1: your pet ever get locked inside a public building, it's

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Speaker 1: best to just call for help, because someone with the

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Speaker 1: city can, in fact, just unlocked the door for you.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, who knew?

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Speaker 1: Next?

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Speaker 2: Lads of stories out of the name game.

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Speaker 1: BabyCenter dot COM's just released a list of the most

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Speaker 1: popular baby names for the first part of this year,

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Speaker 1: and they say they've seen the biggest jump in bringing

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Speaker 1: back the nineties. Okayrit uptick in names like Brittany as

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Speaker 1: in Britney spears, Shaniah as in Twain, Sabrina like the

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Speaker 1: teenage witch, and Diana as in the Princess of Wales.

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Speaker 2: The two most.

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Speaker 1: Popular names, though, are still Noah for the boys and

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Speaker 1: Olivia for the girls. Oh yeah, my parents have also

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Speaker 1: loved using luxury brands this year to name their babies.

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Speaker 1: Names like Tiffany and Bentley for girls has skyrocketed.

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Speaker 2: Oh I shall come my daughter, BMW.

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Speaker 1: And Manola and Laurent for boys is rising as well.

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Speaker 1: You've got names like lux, Treasure, and Cash.

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Speaker 2: All of those are trending upwards right now.

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Speaker 1: Cash, let's do it calling your kids Come here, Rose

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Speaker 1: Royce and Bitcoin come here. And the Academy Awards must

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Speaker 1: have hit in the third trimester because Anora, the title

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Speaker 1: of the film that one Best Picture, jumped over a

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Speaker 1: thousand spots for girls.

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Speaker 2: We do know eight Nora.

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Speaker 1: This next Lazer story is out of the study of sleeps. Ironically,

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Speaker 1: this might give you bad dreams, but a new study

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Speaker 1: in England found people who have a lot of nightmares

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Speaker 1: are more likely to drop dead sooner.

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Speaker 2: Than you think. Day have so many nightmares, it was

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Speaker 2: good to know you. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Researchers tracked people for almost two decades, and the ones

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Speaker 1: who had nightmares at least once a week are three

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Speaker 1: times more likely to die before the age seventy.

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Speaker 2: Is it because they have like high anxiety or it's

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Speaker 2: something to do with that. I'll get to in a second.

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Speaker 1: But they found having lots of nightmares also makes you

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Speaker 1: age faster, so before they kill you, they'll make you

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Speaker 1: look like a wrinkly old.

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Speaker 2: Person for no wonder. People keep asking me if you're

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Speaker 2: my twin Alexa.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's my nightmare for aging, and researchers believe it's

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Speaker 1: because our bodies respond to the stress in dreams the

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Speaker 1: same way they would in real life. Oh, nightmares, tripping

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Speaker 1: in dreams, I do that a lot, well.

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Speaker 2: Tripping falling.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, nightmares lead to prolonged elevations of cortisol stress hormone,

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Speaker 1: which is closely linked to faster cellular aging.

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Speaker 2: It makes sense you're not even resting in your sleep. No,

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Speaker 2: now you stress me out more nightmares.

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Speaker 1: I have a nightmare, Yes, I'm thinking about nightmares, and

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Speaker 1: you're probably asking yourself, why don't turtles ever have nightmares?

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Speaker 2: So well, you can't if you never sleepy.

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Speaker 1: This guy is still up at three am doing his thing,

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Speaker 1: avoiding asleep and going strong. And that now means Laser

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Speaker 1: Stories has come to an end for the day. We'll

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Speaker 1: do it again, same time on

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Speaker 2: Friday, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,