WEBVTT - #126: The One With The Anal Bleaching 0:00:00.840 --> 0:00:08.440 Start Data. Start up. Brooklyn Boys, Start up, Brooklyn Boys, 0:00:09.119 --> 0:00:17.560 Start Data. They're making noise Data Dot Episode one six. 0:00:18.320 --> 0:00:23.400 This is the Brooklyn Boys podcast. Are you recording? Yeah, 0:00:23.440 --> 0:00:27.960 I'm recording you Dick Wad Brody's being a smartass because 0:00:28.280 --> 0:00:32.120 we had a false start. I wasn't recording at first, 0:00:32.560 --> 0:00:35.800 and we got into our whole wind up and now 0:00:35.840 --> 0:00:39.840 I'm recording. Okay, so yeah, this is being heard by all. 0:00:40.240 --> 0:00:43.320 But you ruined it because you said are you recording? 0:00:43.520 --> 0:00:46.560 You didn't have to acknowledge it. No one knew, yeah, 0:00:46.560 --> 0:00:48.919 except we had some really good banter. And then you're like, oh, 0:00:48.920 --> 0:00:51.040 we gotta start over. I remember what I said. You 0:00:51.159 --> 0:00:55.760 cost our listeners podcast gold. Please let's not talk about 0:00:55.800 --> 0:00:58.440 what costs the listeners what and who's lying through their 0:00:58.440 --> 0:01:01.440 teeth that last week, how you kept me, how you 0:01:01.520 --> 0:01:04.840 kept me at bay for like ten hours because you 0:01:04.880 --> 0:01:07.440 had personal things to do around the house, and then 0:01:07.480 --> 0:01:10.280 you went online and lie to everybody. All the slices 0:01:10.520 --> 0:01:12.600 say that is my fault. No I didn't. It was 0:01:12.640 --> 0:01:16.560 partially your fault. Yes it was, and I'll explain. So 0:01:17.040 --> 0:01:20.080 last week I told you I wanted a podcast on Friday, 0:01:20.120 --> 0:01:22.280 and you said no, let's do Saturday, I said, I 0:01:22.280 --> 0:01:24.760 have direct TV coming between twelve and four. I said, 0:01:24.800 --> 0:01:28.039 but I'll if we start the podcast before they get there, then, 0:01:28.680 --> 0:01:30.280 because you know they're gonna twelve to four means they're 0:01:30.280 --> 0:01:32.520 gonna show up at two. I said, let's start recording 0:01:32.560 --> 0:01:34.839 and then when they show up, we'll take a pause. Well, 0:01:34.920 --> 0:01:36.320 the guys showed up. By the time you and I 0:01:36.360 --> 0:01:38.520 were both ready, the guy was there, no, no, By 0:01:38.520 --> 0:01:40.600 the time he was gone and you were ready to 0:01:40.720 --> 0:01:44.679 the podcast, it was seven o'clock. Yeah, but we did. Okay, 0:01:44.959 --> 0:01:47.240 it was late, okay. And then by the time I 0:01:47.280 --> 0:01:49.520 was done, I had already had a full day, and 0:01:49.560 --> 0:01:52.279 I'm like, I fell asleep before it could upload. Okay, 0:01:52.400 --> 0:01:55.760 So the podcast was done, you know, and then whatever, 0:01:56.000 --> 0:01:58.520 it doesn't listen. Let's not pick her. Let's not get 0:01:58.520 --> 0:02:00.000 off on the wrong foot. I'm in a good mood. 0:02:00.120 --> 0:02:04.520 I wasn't a good mood. Okay, all right, that's fine. 0:02:05.000 --> 0:02:06.800 I just I was in a good mood too. But 0:02:06.880 --> 0:02:11.000 you screwed me again. How did I screw you? Okay? 0:02:11.040 --> 0:02:12.959 So I was ready like twenty minutes ago, I said, 0:02:13.000 --> 0:02:15.720 scared you were talking about this episode? Now, yeah, this 0:02:15.760 --> 0:02:19.680 episode we can talk about last week. So you didn't 0:02:19.720 --> 0:02:22.679 post the podcast. We did the podcast, we did it late. 0:02:22.760 --> 0:02:26.240 I just I just mentioned what fell asleep. Hey, we're 0:02:26.240 --> 0:02:29.000 moving on to this week. Alright, So this week's episode. 0:02:29.000 --> 0:02:30.840 This week, you screwed me because I was ready to 0:02:30.840 --> 0:02:33.240 go like twenty minutes ago, and you said, oh, what's 0:02:33.280 --> 0:02:36.400 the what's twenty minutes between friends? Okay, well I'll tell 0:02:36.400 --> 0:02:39.720 you what it is. Just like twenty minutes could be 0:02:39.720 --> 0:02:43.640 a lifetime. So I said, okay, fine, you said I 0:02:43.680 --> 0:02:46.639 gotta do something right now. Uh it's can we talk 0:02:46.639 --> 0:02:48.280 about were gonna talk about later? What you were doing 0:02:49.240 --> 0:02:51.560 about it? Right now? Ahead? Okay, you said, I gotta 0:02:51.639 --> 0:02:54.519 do something really nice with my girlfriend. I gotta order something, 0:02:54.800 --> 0:02:57.120 give me twenty I hadn't order flowers for my girlfriend 0:02:57.160 --> 0:03:00.240 because because I was looking. Okay, okay, if if you 0:03:00.320 --> 0:03:02.720 must know that, And by the way, it's five o'clock 0:03:02.760 --> 0:03:05.680 in the evening, Okay, after work today, after the show, 0:03:05.880 --> 0:03:09.000 I had to go and go to a rest restaurant 0:03:09.000 --> 0:03:11.639 and gotta go to a shopping No no, no, no 0:03:11.639 --> 0:03:13.240 no no. I had to go and get groceries and 0:03:13.320 --> 0:03:15.720 load up my refrigerator and freezer. I do the one 0:03:15.760 --> 0:03:18.960 shot deal. You had to go a long time. Did 0:03:19.000 --> 0:03:24.440 you say refrigerator, fridge? Okay, my refrigerator, my fridge, whatever, 0:03:24.560 --> 0:03:26.920 my fridge and freezer. No, no, you didn't say refrigerator 0:03:27.040 --> 0:03:30.720 or a fridge. You said refrigerator. I mean, if I did, 0:03:30.680 --> 0:03:33.920 it was an accident. I know better. Come on anyway, 0:03:34.000 --> 0:03:36.480 So that took a lot of time. I get home 0:03:36.880 --> 0:03:41.680 sitting around you hit me up, boom, let's do a podcast, 0:03:41.840 --> 0:03:43.520 and I'm like, oh, ship, I still have to order 0:03:43.520 --> 0:03:46.280 these flowers. So it took me twenty minutes. What the 0:03:46.280 --> 0:03:48.800 hell could have transpired in twenty minutes that I ordered 0:03:48.800 --> 0:03:51.880 flowers for my girlfriend for her birthday? What part did 0:03:51.960 --> 0:03:53.840 I Let's back up a second. You get off work 0:03:53.880 --> 0:03:57.680 at eleven o'clock East Coast time, right, and you get home. 0:03:57.720 --> 0:04:00.080 It's about twenty minutes to get to your house on 0:04:00.240 --> 0:04:02.920 the office. I'll give you ten minutes to well, no, 0:04:03.040 --> 0:04:06.320 five minutes to walk to the coon. So new nude 0:04:06.360 --> 0:04:08.080 is when I went out to to the grocery store 0:04:08.120 --> 0:04:10.119 and it took you five hours? Did I miss something 0:04:10.120 --> 0:04:15.200 in that story? You missed the fact that my sister 0:04:15.880 --> 0:04:20.000 is like, hey, I need pampers for Nico a size 0:04:20.040 --> 0:04:26.040 five pampers swaddlers size five? Can you get them from me? 0:04:26.600 --> 0:04:30.240 And and my mother was like, Hey, you know, could 0:04:30.240 --> 0:04:32.520 you get something for me too? We need paper towels, 0:04:32.520 --> 0:04:34.640 we need toilet paper, we need all that stuff. You're 0:04:34.640 --> 0:04:36.840 not seeing your mother in three months? While you shopping 0:04:36.880 --> 0:04:41.440 far because I'm gonna see her tomorrow, will drive by. 0:04:41.520 --> 0:04:46.720 Apparently stores in Brooklyn have been ransacked beyond recognition. But 0:04:46.760 --> 0:04:49.080 that was like that was the case before the pandemic. 0:04:49.560 --> 0:04:52.760 That's just Brooklyn, that's Brooklyn. So I ended up I 0:04:52.880 --> 0:04:56.279 ended up going to do my shopping in my travels, 0:04:56.320 --> 0:04:59.040 and I realized where I went to go shopping they 0:04:59.080 --> 0:05:01.560 had none of the above. So I went to the 0:05:01.600 --> 0:05:06.039 mainstays in Jersey City, Target, Staples. Believe it or not, 0:05:06.080 --> 0:05:08.240 you can get paper towels at Staples. There's a little 0:05:08.320 --> 0:05:11.040 hint for you, and some cleaners and supplies and things 0:05:11.440 --> 0:05:14.320 that a hint. Well, I mean a lot of people 0:05:14.360 --> 0:05:17.880 don't think of Staples to go for toilet paper. How 0:05:17.920 --> 0:05:19.919 are you? I got you? It's a tip. I got you. Sorry, 0:05:19.960 --> 0:05:23.520 that's a little pro tip if you're cleaning supplies, the 0:05:23.839 --> 0:05:28.880 wet wipes and the lysoul chlorox wipes whatever. Those stores 0:05:28.880 --> 0:05:32.560 like Office Depot and Staples have those things in bulk, 0:05:32.920 --> 0:05:35.000 and and most of the time they're sold out at 0:05:35.000 --> 0:05:37.960 the grocery stores. Now I get another incredible tip from 0:05:37.960 --> 0:05:40.960 the Brooklyn Boys podcast, and it's and that's a good tip. 0:05:41.120 --> 0:05:43.960 So so the point of this is this, after I 0:05:44.000 --> 0:05:46.239 did my grocery shopping, I ran home to put everything 0:05:46.240 --> 0:05:50.200 in the refrigerator. Refrigerator and freezer if you must, and 0:05:50.240 --> 0:05:53.120 then I ran back out because I can't disappoint my 0:05:53.160 --> 0:05:55.320 family and this is the only opportunity I'm gonna have 0:05:55.720 --> 0:05:58.039 to go get them their ship. So we can we 0:05:58.080 --> 0:06:00.160 just make sure the audience knows you weren't actually doing 0:06:00.160 --> 0:06:05.039 any running. Yeah, okay, perfect. So I ended up I 0:06:05.120 --> 0:06:07.640 ended up going to I went to I went to 0:06:07.800 --> 0:06:11.440 uh Staples, I went to Target, went the Staples. You 0:06:11.480 --> 0:06:14.640 went the Staples, and you've got some staples that you needed. Okay, 0:06:14.640 --> 0:06:16.800 I got you some some items, some staple items. I 0:06:17.120 --> 0:06:19.080 went to I got I got the cleaning. I check 0:06:19.120 --> 0:06:21.880 it off the list. I bought them paper napkins in bulk. 0:06:22.160 --> 0:06:25.120 I bought them paper plates in bulk. That's what they wanted. 0:06:25.400 --> 0:06:27.800 I'm pulling off stuff off the list left and right, 0:06:27.960 --> 0:06:31.599 paper towels, I got Charman, I got it all. I 0:06:31.680 --> 0:06:35.560 got everything except the damn Pampers. I don't know what 0:06:35.600 --> 0:06:40.320 the fuck is going on, but my sister texts me back, 0:06:40.880 --> 0:06:44.400 Oh no, I mean Pampers swaddlers in a size five. Now, 0:06:44.480 --> 0:06:46.720 I'm like, why can't you have the Pampers air dry 0:06:47.200 --> 0:06:50.960 size five? I mean Target has them in bulk. She 0:06:51.040 --> 0:06:53.560 goes the air dry is not as good. She's I 0:06:53.600 --> 0:06:56.720 need the swaddlers. So I'm sitting there, Brody, and I'm like, 0:06:57.600 --> 0:07:02.320 why what's this? They have cases of sizes one to three, four, six, 0:07:02.360 --> 0:07:05.960 and seven, I said, but there's no five. So I leave. 0:07:06.040 --> 0:07:08.479 I leave Target, and I'm like, I gotta get it. 0:07:08.520 --> 0:07:09.720 You know, you buy it that. You buy her the 0:07:09.760 --> 0:07:12.720 six and you tell her to duct tape it. I 0:07:12.800 --> 0:07:15.520 can't do that, you know, want ship balls fallen out 0:07:15.520 --> 0:07:17.800 of the side of the kids diaper. Hey listen, it's 0:07:17.800 --> 0:07:20.680 the pandemic. We all gotta make sacrifices. So I then 0:07:20.680 --> 0:07:23.000 I go. Then I go to Morton Williams and shop 0:07:23.120 --> 0:07:26.200 right looking for this dude, same thing. They have every 0:07:26.280 --> 0:07:30.160 size one to six, no fives. I like, what is 0:07:30.240 --> 0:07:33.240 happening here? Obviously they didn't have that at staples or 0:07:33.280 --> 0:07:36.760 office depots, so I just skipped that for their staples 0:07:36.800 --> 0:07:38.520 would be a good idea, just staple the diaper on 0:07:38.560 --> 0:07:43.880 the brody. I finally found them at at the Walgreens, 0:07:44.320 --> 0:07:46.720 but they were the small packages you would have like 0:07:46.840 --> 0:07:49.480 had a coronary because I had to buy, you know, 0:07:49.560 --> 0:07:52.440 the smaller packages, and so you get less diapers per 0:07:52.880 --> 0:07:56.080 you know dollar. You know, it's like right, because I 0:07:56.080 --> 0:07:58.240 couldn't buy it and find the economy pack. But I 0:07:58.280 --> 0:08:01.280 found the size five swaddlers that she wanted, and I'm like, 0:08:01.320 --> 0:08:04.520 I started buying them up off the shelf. What the hell? 0:08:04.560 --> 0:08:07.560 Who what's the size five? Why is it? And why 0:08:07.680 --> 0:08:10.880 is there a run on size five diapers? And in 0:08:11.760 --> 0:08:14.120 it's got to be Pampers brand too, because I'm like 0:08:14.240 --> 0:08:15.800 arguing with my sister in the middle of the target. 0:08:16.000 --> 0:08:19.120 They got Huggies and Loves in the size five. She goes, 0:08:19.160 --> 0:08:22.760 you don't understand they're not as good. No Huggies, no Loves. 0:08:22.800 --> 0:08:25.480 I need Pampers and and and and I'm like, okay, 0:08:25.480 --> 0:08:27.760 what about Pampers Air Dry And She's screaming at me, 0:08:28.880 --> 0:08:31.960 right thing, Yeah, they're not as good. What Okay, Brodie, 0:08:32.000 --> 0:08:33.960 I don't know anything about pampers. You're talking about the 0:08:33.960 --> 0:08:36.120 guy who's never I've never had a shot for Pampers 0:08:36.120 --> 0:08:38.959 in my life. No, I know, what's the different audience? 0:08:38.960 --> 0:08:41.600 Our audience knows that you clearly don't know anything about 0:08:41.640 --> 0:08:45.560 pets or kids. Everybody. So what what what is so 0:08:45.640 --> 0:08:51.559 great about the swaddlers, the swadlers, toddlers, toddler, Yes, they 0:08:51.559 --> 0:08:54.760 fit differently. Certain kids are shaped differently. So when you 0:08:54.840 --> 0:08:56.920 find when you find the diaper that fits you, that 0:08:57.040 --> 0:09:00.240 fits the kid perfectly, that it's comfortable, easy to remo, move, 0:09:00.559 --> 0:09:02.960 easy to get on, that you like, you go with 0:09:03.040 --> 0:09:05.160 that one, all right, And you're trying, and you're trying 0:09:05.160 --> 0:09:08.200 to interest me in the diapers where the ship flies 0:09:08.200 --> 0:09:11.000 out of the side and get her a six whatever. Man, 0:09:11.000 --> 0:09:13.840 we gotta make sacrifices. But listen, right, but listen, here's 0:09:13.880 --> 0:09:16.960 my my question. So anyway, I think that almost me hours. Okay, 0:09:17.440 --> 0:09:19.040 that's why it was five o'clock, all right, So I 0:09:19.080 --> 0:09:22.160 think the air dry thing is has come out since 0:09:22.240 --> 0:09:24.280 my kids were in diapers. I don't nothing with the 0:09:24.280 --> 0:09:27.920 air dry now. I'm sure that it means don't tweet 0:09:27.960 --> 0:09:31.600 me I'm sure it means something like it'll dry from 0:09:31.640 --> 0:09:33.920 the kid wearing it, he won't sit in his own pea, 0:09:34.040 --> 0:09:35.800 or she won't sit there on pea. But when you 0:09:35.840 --> 0:09:37.719 first said it, I thought, do you have to hang 0:09:37.760 --> 0:09:39.560 the diapers up like on a clothes line, let them 0:09:39.559 --> 0:09:41.920 air dry so the kid can wear him again? Like 0:09:42.000 --> 0:09:45.080 that's the name a Yeah, google that later again, don't 0:09:45.080 --> 0:09:48.040 tweet me. I will look it up later. That's that's 0:09:48.040 --> 0:09:50.280 the image that got in my head first, was that 0:09:50.320 --> 0:09:52.000 you have to you have to air dry them and 0:09:52.040 --> 0:09:54.040 hang them up like to reuse them, like when you 0:09:54.040 --> 0:09:56.680 get cheap wash them out. Maybe No, that's not it. 0:09:56.760 --> 0:09:59.720 That's absolutely dry channels. You know they're called baby dry 0:10:00.120 --> 0:10:03.760 pampers baby dry with air dry channels. Oh, that's totally different. Now, 0:10:03.800 --> 0:10:06.679 air dry channels. That makes sense to me. That's what 0:10:07.480 --> 0:10:10.640 that's like Maxi pads with wings. But you know it, 0:10:11.800 --> 0:10:13.880 and I know the wings of the wrap around the panties. 0:10:13.960 --> 0:10:16.480 I get. I don't. I'm just joking. I'm just joking. 0:10:16.800 --> 0:10:20.320 So okay, So now you're telling me it's your nephew's fault, 0:10:20.600 --> 0:10:24.240 your sister's fault, and your fault for what happened. To me, well, 0:10:24.280 --> 0:10:27.880 I can't. I can't. I can't possibly disappoint them. I 0:10:27.880 --> 0:10:30.079 gotta get her pampers. Okay, but you're gonna be in 0:10:30.120 --> 0:10:32.880 Brooklyn tomorrow and I'm gonna yeah. All right. Well, here's 0:10:32.880 --> 0:10:36.160 the thing. Had we done the podcast when I was ready, 0:10:36.559 --> 0:10:38.760 I would be free and clear, enjoying my weekend. But 0:10:38.800 --> 0:10:40.680 because you said, oh, give me twenty minutes so you 0:10:40.679 --> 0:10:43.000 could be romantic with your girl friend, I went upstairs 0:10:43.040 --> 0:10:44.720 and got into an argument with one of my family 0:10:44.720 --> 0:10:46.480 members that I wouldn't have gotten into had I not 0:10:46.600 --> 0:10:49.800 been upstairs. So I'm blaming you. You're blaming me for 0:10:49.840 --> 0:10:51.880 a fight you had in your house. That's correct. That's 0:10:51.880 --> 0:10:55.800 just as asinine as you blaming me or my or 0:10:55.840 --> 0:10:58.440 my nephew because I he had it. He ships his 0:10:58.480 --> 0:11:00.800 diapers and I had to buy papers. You know what, 0:11:01.600 --> 0:11:03.920 if he just wore the Android channels, my life would 0:11:03.960 --> 0:11:10.079 be better. That's not that's correct. How I responsible? First 0:11:10.120 --> 0:11:12.960 of all, what what could you have possibly thought about 0:11:13.080 --> 0:11:16.000 in the twenty minutes span. It doesn't matter what I 0:11:16.080 --> 0:11:17.720 was fighting about. The point is I was in Brooklyn 0:11:17.760 --> 0:11:20.160 boys mode, where I'm always right, and that cost me 0:11:20.200 --> 0:11:25.200 dearly cost me oh big setback. Yeah, and it's your 0:11:25.880 --> 0:11:28.280 Now you're in the doghouse. Yes, And I'm gonna blame 0:11:28.320 --> 0:11:30.280 you when I go back upstairs after this podcast and 0:11:30.320 --> 0:11:33.320 say listen, it's Scary's fault. Here's why, and then uh 0:11:33.360 --> 0:11:34.839 and then hope for forgiveness for the rest of you. 0:11:35.200 --> 0:11:38.040 Had had we been doing the podcast, you would never 0:11:38.160 --> 0:11:41.640 have gotten into that fight. That's right, that's right. Had 0:11:41.640 --> 0:11:44.000 what are you gone to the police, this would never happened. 0:11:44.120 --> 0:11:47.120 That's correct. So ultimately I have to blame you because 0:11:47.120 --> 0:11:49.840 it's chain of events. Just like I wouldn't have gotten 0:11:49.840 --> 0:11:52.000 that that ticket for the stop sign had Nate not 0:11:52.080 --> 0:11:54.440 distracted me in the parking garage, I would not have 0:11:54.440 --> 0:11:56.960 gotten that that pulled over by the police for texting 0:11:56.960 --> 0:11:59.520 while driving, which I wasn't if you didn't incestanly keep 0:11:59.520 --> 0:12:04.720 texting me. See, everything is somebody else's fault. Now you understand? Yeah? 0:12:05.000 --> 0:12:08.200 Oh sure you sure you were a lawyer. I we've 0:12:08.200 --> 0:12:10.199 covered this. I was. I was hoping to be. By 0:12:10.240 --> 0:12:13.520 the way, speaking of deflection, it's not really deflection. But um, 0:12:13.760 --> 0:12:17.160 you said I don't sound any differently. Now now you 0:12:17.240 --> 0:12:21.400 clearly sound differently. Okay, so I know you spent ten 0:12:21.400 --> 0:12:23.800 thousand dollars on your home radio system that you have there. 0:12:24.240 --> 0:12:26.240 Every time we talk about it, it keeps going up. 0:12:26.320 --> 0:12:28.559 Why it was twelve thousand last week, it's twelve this week. 0:12:28.559 --> 0:12:30.640 I don't know what you're talking about anyway. So I 0:12:30.679 --> 0:12:34.400 bought the fort A Snowball microphone and now it took 0:12:34.440 --> 0:12:37.160 it took oh, it took four weeks because of a 0:12:37.480 --> 0:12:45.600 pan pandemic amnia or pandemonia um to get this attachable arms. No, 0:12:46.080 --> 0:12:49.280 that's detachable king missile. Uh No, this clips onto the 0:12:49.280 --> 0:12:51.680 table and it gives me a microphone arm that brings 0:12:51.679 --> 0:12:54.079 the microphone closer to my face. And it came with 0:12:54.160 --> 0:12:59.000 the free microphone cover, sponge cover and a spit screen 0:12:59.679 --> 0:13:02.200 to put in front of it. Uh. So I feel 0:13:02.200 --> 0:13:04.600 like it's more professional now. Plus it's closer to my 0:13:04.640 --> 0:13:06.680 face so I don't have to keep leaning over down 0:13:06.679 --> 0:13:09.640 to the microphone on the table had little legs, and 0:13:09.679 --> 0:13:13.640 I feel I feel sound better. Well you know what 0:13:13.760 --> 0:13:16.800 this week or actually, uh, since I think week three 0:13:16.880 --> 0:13:19.199 or four of the pandemic, I have been buying things 0:13:19.240 --> 0:13:22.200 to make my pandemic life better. And they show up 0:13:22.200 --> 0:13:24.600 whenever they show up. Because you know to day I 0:13:24.600 --> 0:13:27.880 Amazon Prime isn't two day Amazon Prime anymore. And some 0:13:27.920 --> 0:13:29.440 of the things I've ordered it from China and it 0:13:29.520 --> 0:13:33.120 takes forever. So I'm every day I get like surprise 0:13:33.920 --> 0:13:36.760 box on the front step, which I wiped down, and I, 0:13:36.800 --> 0:13:37.839 you know, I leave it on the porch for a 0:13:37.880 --> 0:13:41.360 while or whatever. I'm all the safety precautions. So yesterday 0:13:41.400 --> 0:13:45.760 I got the electric hair clippers that I ordered three 0:13:45.800 --> 0:13:50.080 weeks ago, knowing, knowing I would eventually desperately need a haircut. 0:13:50.559 --> 0:13:52.880 And last night, for the first time ever in my life, 0:13:53.200 --> 0:13:56.120 I gave myself a hair cut with these hair trimmers, 0:13:56.160 --> 0:13:58.120 because in when I go for a haircut, they just 0:13:58.360 --> 0:14:01.160 they buzzed the sides, right, you know, they don't buzz them. 0:14:01.160 --> 0:14:03.160 I don't have a crew cut, but they shave them 0:14:03.160 --> 0:14:05.439 down to it. I think it's a four setting, which 0:14:05.480 --> 0:14:09.080 amounts to let's say, oh, well you go. I know, 0:14:09.120 --> 0:14:12.400 I do a four and I think that's like, uh 0:14:12.760 --> 0:14:16.200 twelve millimeters approximately, And so I got the set up 0:14:16.559 --> 0:14:19.240 that has you know, different attachments, and one of them 0:14:19.240 --> 0:14:22.200 I think is a thirteen millimeter, so it's close enough, 0:14:22.600 --> 0:14:25.120 and I just buzzed. I buzzed the poofs on the side. 0:14:25.480 --> 0:14:28.000 And now I'm feeling pretty good about myself. Oh good 0:14:28.000 --> 0:14:30.560 for you, man. Yeah, I mean I wore at I 0:14:30.600 --> 0:14:32.440 wore my Mets hat all night because I was like, 0:14:32.480 --> 0:14:35.920 I'm unsure how it came out. But today, post shower, 0:14:36.560 --> 0:14:40.280 it looks better. It looks better, So kudos to me. 0:14:40.680 --> 0:14:43.640 And I gave my very jealous because my hair is 0:14:43.720 --> 0:14:45.920 out of control everywhere I got. The way I gave 0:14:45.960 --> 0:14:47.800 my something out of my nose, hair coming out of 0:14:47.800 --> 0:14:51.080 my ears, it's disgusting. I and and and and by 0:14:51.080 --> 0:14:52.760 the way, I am not about to give myself a 0:14:52.800 --> 0:14:55.280 hair cut because I know that I'll funk this ship up. 0:14:55.320 --> 0:14:56.640 Oh I'm sure. Well. By the way, I gave myself 0:14:56.640 --> 0:14:59.720 a five dollar tip, so just letting you know that's how. 0:15:00.040 --> 0:15:02.200 That's a five tips I've sort of, I mean, I 0:15:02.480 --> 0:15:05.920 paid nothing, so five dollars is pure, pure profit. It's 0:15:05.920 --> 0:15:07.880 a hundred percent tip. It's more than a hundred percent 0:15:08.000 --> 0:15:09.480 because it was nothing and I gave it. I gave 0:15:09.520 --> 0:15:11.200 myself a lot. I'm a big tipper, is what I'm saying. 0:15:11.480 --> 0:15:14.360 But yeah, why won't you buy clippers or nose tremor 0:15:14.440 --> 0:15:17.040 or something and clinging I have a nose hair trimmer. 0:15:17.160 --> 0:15:20.040 I have to use it. The problem is my nose 0:15:20.080 --> 0:15:22.600 hair trimmer should be from my nose. I don't want 0:15:22.600 --> 0:15:25.040 it in my I don't want the same apparatus in 0:15:25.120 --> 0:15:29.520 my nose and then put it in my ears. That's ridiculous. 0:15:29.520 --> 0:15:32.960 Why it's well, then you should do your ears first. No, 0:15:33.040 --> 0:15:35.840 then you gotta smell your ear. I mean, it's all right, 0:15:35.880 --> 0:15:40.040 flip a coin, it's it's what's the lesser of two evils? Well? 0:15:40.320 --> 0:15:42.400 Would you would you rather? Would you rather have the 0:15:42.480 --> 0:15:45.440 nose here trimmer in your nose first to trim your 0:15:45.440 --> 0:15:48.080 nose hairs and then throw it in your ear, or 0:15:48.200 --> 0:15:50.080 put in your ear first, and then put in your nose, 0:15:50.120 --> 0:15:51.800 and you don't want to smell your ear. I would 0:15:51.800 --> 0:15:54.640 definitely go nose first, because your ears can't smell your nose. 0:15:56.000 --> 0:15:58.120 But then when you put it in your ears, you're 0:15:58.760 --> 0:16:01.920 you're taking whatever remucus in your nose and you're inserting 0:16:01.920 --> 0:16:06.000 it into your ear. It just sounds really, really filthy. 0:16:06.120 --> 0:16:09.800 I don't know if separate, Yeah, you know, I feel 0:16:09.880 --> 0:16:12.080 like there should be a way where you could rinse 0:16:12.120 --> 0:16:14.000 it off in the sink and wipe it with a cloth. 0:16:14.360 --> 0:16:17.880 Oh wait a minute, you can. Yeah, but no, you 0:16:17.880 --> 0:16:20.360 want to sterilize that ship. I'd rather wash it with 0:16:20.400 --> 0:16:22.520 soap and water. Okay, you don't need to sterilize it, 0:16:23.080 --> 0:16:25.720 so just wash it with soap and water. Then then 0:16:25.800 --> 0:16:28.480 do your nose on Monday and do your ears on Tuesday. 0:16:28.600 --> 0:16:31.440 This doesn't seem that complicated. I mean, people are making 0:16:31.480 --> 0:16:33.920 sacrifices in the pandemic and you can't figure out how 0:16:33.920 --> 0:16:37.120 to shave your ear hair. I mean, rather have two 0:16:37.120 --> 0:16:40.160 separate ones. Okay, now you have from my ears. Okay, 0:16:40.200 --> 0:16:43.360 now you have a sprouts coming out of your ears. Honestly, 0:16:43.400 --> 0:16:45.480 it looks like you got a corn field. You can 0:16:45.520 --> 0:16:47.360 see it on zoom. The hair is coming out of 0:16:47.360 --> 0:16:49.320 your ears. At that point you need to suck it 0:16:49.400 --> 0:16:53.320 up literally. And by the way, they can't come up 0:16:53.320 --> 0:16:56.640 with a better way, like a mini razor. I feel 0:16:56.680 --> 0:17:01.400 like a little a little a little handle mini razor. 0:17:01.840 --> 0:17:03.880 They should be able to put in your nose and 0:17:03.920 --> 0:17:08.120 shave up in your nose flat. I can't get there. 0:17:08.359 --> 0:17:10.920 I can't believe the best way to zap your nose 0:17:11.280 --> 0:17:14.879 is with an electrocution machine on a on a metal 0:17:14.920 --> 0:17:18.639 tip that goes and stings you and I know if 0:17:18.680 --> 0:17:20.360 you buy the better ones, it doesn't sting as much. 0:17:20.680 --> 0:17:24.240 I just feel like, so, isn't it really just like 0:17:24.240 --> 0:17:27.200 a metal blade spinning around the round underneath the filter 0:17:27.320 --> 0:17:29.880 of it? You know, yes, and the better ones don't 0:17:29.920 --> 0:17:33.919 pull as much, But you still can't get against the sides. 0:17:34.000 --> 0:17:37.800 Sometimes you're only getting like what's flying around in in 0:17:37.800 --> 0:17:42.720 in nose space hashtag no space, because you you can rice. 0:17:43.040 --> 0:17:44.879 You can hope that the ones on the side are 0:17:44.920 --> 0:17:47.560 long enough that if you angle the nose tremmor properly, 0:17:48.040 --> 0:17:50.440 you can maybe get it to like fall in and 0:17:50.440 --> 0:17:52.840 and shut and cut it down short. But then you 0:17:52.840 --> 0:17:56.119 get look, you get no stubble hashtag no stubble, and 0:17:56.119 --> 0:17:58.040 then you you can't, like, if you go to sneeze 0:17:58.119 --> 0:18:00.720 or like blow your nose, you're pushing the stubble into 0:18:00.720 --> 0:18:02.720 the other side of your nose and it hurts. There's 0:18:02.760 --> 0:18:05.560 no good way. The ear canal and the nostril have 0:18:05.640 --> 0:18:08.240 a lot of curves to them, and there's really nothing 0:18:08.320 --> 0:18:10.840 that's perfectly made for it. I mean, they tried to 0:18:10.880 --> 0:18:14.679 give you that rounded one, That's what I'm saying, Like, 0:18:14.720 --> 0:18:17.320 why can't they pe a little attachment on a stick? 0:18:17.600 --> 0:18:20.119 Like a little razor, a little little gilette razor, like 0:18:20.480 --> 0:18:22.560 a little selfie, like a little like a little like 0:18:22.600 --> 0:18:24.720 a lawnmower, like a little and you just stick it 0:18:24.760 --> 0:18:27.119 up in your nose and you shave with like two blades, 0:18:27.160 --> 0:18:29.280 and you get and you get the sides. Do you 0:18:29.280 --> 0:18:31.480 get the size? Now? I would say to you, why 0:18:31.520 --> 0:18:33.400 do we have nose hair? I know that there's nose 0:18:33.440 --> 0:18:37.359 hair to catch follicles in the air, which turned into boogies, right, 0:18:37.400 --> 0:18:40.960 the boogers, little snots. They turn into the boogers because 0:18:40.960 --> 0:18:43.920 it's the dirt that your your your nostrils filtered, right, 0:18:43.920 --> 0:18:46.600 I get that, But they're annoying and they grow too long. 0:18:47.119 --> 0:18:51.879 So who designed that? Right? Like? Who created man to 0:18:52.000 --> 0:18:55.639 have the nose hairs grow down and out? What's that about? 0:18:58.359 --> 0:19:00.440 Right now? I know if you have a yard, if 0:19:00.440 --> 0:19:03.200 we were living in caves which were close to the 0:19:03.240 --> 0:19:05.960 way the pandemics going, then the hair from your nose 0:19:05.960 --> 0:19:07.680 would just interact with the nose on your face and 0:19:07.720 --> 0:19:10.840 you would never notice it. I get that, But somebody 0:19:10.880 --> 0:19:14.439 should have thought ahead. Somebody should have should have been 0:19:14.440 --> 0:19:16.600 in the in the planning meeting and said that nose 0:19:16.640 --> 0:19:19.840 hair's gross Man, that's not good. I'm excited that I 0:19:19.880 --> 0:19:22.800 still get nose hair because that means that hair continues 0:19:22.840 --> 0:19:26.040 to grow on my body and especially there's no correlation 0:19:26.080 --> 0:19:28.520 between your hair on your head and your nose. Is 0:19:28.560 --> 0:19:31.119 that you think that makes you manly and young? You 0:19:31.119 --> 0:19:33.560 don't think old guys have the longest nose hair on 0:19:33.600 --> 0:19:36.880 the planet when this is becoming an old guy conversation. Oh, 0:19:36.920 --> 0:19:38.800 I'm saying it doesn't make any sense what you said. 0:19:38.800 --> 0:19:43.520 You're like, oh, hey, hey, baby, what if to grow 0:19:43.560 --> 0:19:47.000 hair to grow hair? Okay, but that would that be 0:19:47.000 --> 0:19:49.400 in your Tinder profile? Ladies, I'm young and virile enough. 0:19:49.440 --> 0:19:52.760 I still grow nose hair. Is that a plus nose hair? Like? 0:19:52.800 --> 0:19:54.720 Wouldn't it be great if you went through manopause and 0:19:54.760 --> 0:19:57.959 you stopped growing nose hair. Wouldn't that be better? I mean, 0:19:58.000 --> 0:20:00.720 it would give us all a break, right right, Like, Oh, 0:20:00.800 --> 0:20:03.240 your unwanted hair is not growing. Maybe I should near 0:20:03.280 --> 0:20:05.879 my nose. I wonder if anybody's ever putting air in 0:20:05.880 --> 0:20:08.360 their nose. Oh, I'm sure people are putting air everywhere. 0:20:08.520 --> 0:20:10.720 Do you think people? Do you think there's someone out 0:20:10.720 --> 0:20:14.600 there who paid for nose hair lazing? You know what 0:20:14.640 --> 0:20:16.240