WEBVTT - Why RHOC is the BEST franchise 0:00:00.080 --> 0:00:04.640 Hey rain Drops. Yes, so I finally got merch. That's right. 0:00:05.160 --> 0:00:10.799 You can buy your Allegedly and my Boys mugs, T shirts, 0:00:11.080 --> 0:00:16.000 rain Drops, hoodies and T shirts all on Carlos Kingshop 0:00:16.520 --> 0:00:20.680 dot com. That's right. Get your hoodies, your T shirts, 0:00:20.720 --> 0:00:27.840 and your mugs all on Carlos Kingshop dot com. Welcome 0:00:27.880 --> 0:00:31.280 to Reality with the King. It's me Carlos kings the 0:00:31.400 --> 0:00:34.280 King of Reality TV and one of the most sought 0:00:34.320 --> 0:00:39.080 after executive producers in reality television with over ten years 0:00:39.120 --> 0:00:43.760 of production experience. On Reality with the King, we'll sit 0:00:43.800 --> 0:00:47.559 down with my friends across the entertainment industry, recap our 0:00:47.600 --> 0:00:51.760 favorite reality shows, and revisit unforgettable moments that we are 0:00:51.800 --> 0:00:58.520 still talking and tweeting about. Hey rain Drops. On today's 0:00:58.560 --> 0:01:04.080 episodes of Reality King. Oh baby, we have to talk 0:01:04.160 --> 0:01:10.679 about the season premiere of The Real Housewives of Orange County. Now. 0:01:10.760 --> 0:01:14.000 I was debating whether or not I should do this 0:01:14.080 --> 0:01:21.479 episode alone. I was contemplating inviting a few of our 0:01:21.600 --> 0:01:27.200 favorite guests to talk about this premiere with me. Child. 0:01:27.240 --> 0:01:29.679 I was even thinking about bringing on an OC housewatch 0:01:29.680 --> 0:01:32.600 to do it too, honey, but that may come later 0:01:32.680 --> 0:01:36.240 down the line. Wink. Wink, but no all jokes aside. 0:01:36.959 --> 0:01:41.640 I decided to do this episode solo. Call me Beyonce, 0:01:42.240 --> 0:01:54.240 Michael Jackson, Ralph tras Band, Honey, I'm a solo star AnyWho. 0:01:54.800 --> 0:01:58.080 I decided to do this episode as a solo act 0:01:58.720 --> 0:02:04.080 because I did not want any of my commentary to 0:02:04.240 --> 0:02:11.440 be misconstrued, misguided, miscommunicated. I wanted y'all to hear it 0:02:11.560 --> 0:02:14.840 straight from the horse's mouth. So baby, call me mister 0:02:15.000 --> 0:02:19.160 ed bitch, because I am about to give my review 0:02:20.000 --> 0:02:24.040 of the season premiere of the Real Housewives of Orange County, 0:02:24.520 --> 0:02:26.760 and I'm going to start it off by saying this, 0:02:27.680 --> 0:02:33.240 that was the best season premiere that I have seen 0:02:34.000 --> 0:02:38.440 since Season six of the Real Housewives of Atlanta premiere. 0:02:38.960 --> 0:02:42.680 And I do mean that. I mean that not since 0:02:43.160 --> 0:02:49.000 the Real Housewives of Atlanta Season six premiere have I 0:02:49.240 --> 0:02:56.760 witnessed a ten out of a ten premiere that gave 0:02:56.800 --> 0:03:03.919 me everything and more. The Real Housewives of Orange County 0:03:04.600 --> 0:03:08.120 is the best Housewives of the franchise, and I'm going 0:03:08.200 --> 0:03:12.960 to tell you why. Last seasons Real Housewives of Orange 0:03:12.960 --> 0:03:20.200 County was an A plus. Every single episode was fantastic. I 0:03:20.240 --> 0:03:24.120 mean it was must see television It's what we called 0:03:24.120 --> 0:03:28.160 in the industry, appointment television. Do y'all remember back on 0:03:28.200 --> 0:03:31.320 like Thursday nights when NBC used to have this must 0:03:31.440 --> 0:03:34.079 see TV and we all rush home to watch the 0:03:34.160 --> 0:03:38.280 Cosby Show then a different world? Okay, remember that like 0:03:38.360 --> 0:03:41.880 eight o'clock through nine o'clock block, and I want to 0:03:41.880 --> 0:03:44.480 say that same night, I think like La Law came on, 0:03:44.720 --> 0:03:48.880 maybe not Landing, I don't remember. And then remember when 0:03:49.360 --> 0:03:54.920 MUSTYTV included Friends, right, remember it was like Friends willnd 0:03:55.000 --> 0:03:59.800 Grace Er Okay, yeah, yeah, and we were rush home 0:04:00.400 --> 0:04:04.760 to watch it. Our landlines were off the hook because 0:04:04.760 --> 0:04:09.320 we did not want anyone disturbing us. That's what the 0:04:09.360 --> 0:04:14.680 Real Housewives of Orange County is giving me today. The 0:04:14.760 --> 0:04:20.400 reason why it's the best franchise today is because it 0:04:20.880 --> 0:04:26.200 consecutively has been great. And yes, this only has been 0:04:26.200 --> 0:04:30.240 the season premiere, but baby, I can tell you by 0:04:30.360 --> 0:04:36.000 watching the trailer that this is going to be another 0:04:36.040 --> 0:04:44.000 stellar season. It's not often to get two consecutive amazing 0:04:44.480 --> 0:04:49.280 season premieres. It's lightning in a bottle. Okay, honey, it's 0:04:49.360 --> 0:04:53.159 Christina Aguilera's Genie in a bottle. Can you rub me 0:04:53.240 --> 0:04:56.760 the right way? Babe, uh uh uh uh take me 0:04:56.839 --> 0:05:03.760 out AnyWho. I enjoyed every single bit of it. And 0:05:03.839 --> 0:05:06.080 the gag of the gag is this and this is 0:05:06.160 --> 0:05:08.279 no shade, but baby, I'm gonna keep it all the 0:05:08.320 --> 0:05:12.920 way real. We kind of wrote off OC right, let's 0:05:12.920 --> 0:05:16.120 have a real conversation, rain drops. We kind of wrote 0:05:16.200 --> 0:05:20.040 off the real housew wash of Orange County as like, okay, girl, yes, 0:05:20.040 --> 0:05:24.160 you gots are the originals, but baby, this is dated. Okay, 0:05:24.680 --> 0:05:29.360 this is spoiled milk at the grocery store dated. Okay, honey, 0:05:30.080 --> 0:05:36.119 this is old and stale, Like, we don't care about 0:05:36.120 --> 0:05:41.520 this franchise anymore. We're into like Potomac or Atlanta, Salt 0:05:41.600 --> 0:05:43.919 Lake City, you know, like we were just into like 0:05:43.960 --> 0:05:47.360 the New Ones, Beverly Hills even And then when Tamer 0:05:47.520 --> 0:05:51.719 Judge came back last season, that's when the show got 0:05:51.760 --> 0:05:54.880 back to his glory days. And I will single handily 0:05:54.920 --> 0:05:59.560 give Tamer Judge her props. She saved the franchise last season. 0:06:00.040 --> 0:06:01.960 And I know you guys may not like her, but 0:06:02.080 --> 0:06:03.760 you guys have to because her and Teddy have a 0:06:03.839 --> 0:06:07.800 hit podcast. That's why you cannot believe social media? How 0:06:07.839 --> 0:06:10.960 can you not like somebody and call them tam Ratt 0:06:11.200 --> 0:06:14.320 and call them all these names. And the two people 0:06:14.400 --> 0:06:18.240 y'all hate the most according to social media, Teddy and Tamra. 0:06:19.000 --> 0:06:22.680 They literally have the most successful podcast in TV film, 0:06:23.120 --> 0:06:26.960 The math a Mathing. Okay, that's why I tell everybody 0:06:27.080 --> 0:06:30.479 all the time, do not believe comments in social media 0:06:30.720 --> 0:06:35.000 is not real. Tamar just saved the franchise. That's why 0:06:35.040 --> 0:06:39.880 last season was so fantastic. This premiere was so good. 0:06:40.200 --> 0:06:48.279 And the MVP drum roll, please Shanna Badore and Alexis Belino, bitch, 0:06:48.440 --> 0:06:53.320 yes honey. Before I get into the last fifteen minutes 0:06:53.360 --> 0:06:56.240 of the premiere, I want to shout out Emily and 0:06:56.279 --> 0:06:59.880 Gina and one thing about me, I'm very honest and 0:07:00.080 --> 0:07:03.200 I'm always going to ad met when I may have 0:07:03.520 --> 0:07:08.160 gotten it wrong. When Gina and Emily first appeared on 0:07:08.200 --> 0:07:11.840 The Real Housewatch of Orange County, I love them. I 0:07:11.880 --> 0:07:14.080 even tweeted, like, oh my gods, these two are the 0:07:14.080 --> 0:07:17.760 best additions. Gina retweeted me, I'm like, no, you girls 0:07:17.760 --> 0:07:20.760 are great. And then I don't know, I think I 0:07:20.840 --> 0:07:23.920 was just not as interested in them. I'm like, I 0:07:23.960 --> 0:07:27.880 loved you girls your first season, and then I just 0:07:27.880 --> 0:07:31.040 felt like they were giving me anything, and then Shane 0:07:31.640 --> 0:07:36.240 was giving me everything, but the girls weren't. But I 0:07:36.320 --> 0:07:40.440 loved them. This premiere, Gina and Emily are back, and 0:07:40.520 --> 0:07:43.560 I cannot see this show without them. I can't, I 0:07:43.640 --> 0:07:46.840 just can't. I love them. First of all, they look 0:07:46.960 --> 0:07:52.440 gorgeous and they appear to me to be way more natural. 0:07:52.720 --> 0:07:55.440 I couldn't take Emily eating the subway sandwich in the 0:07:55.440 --> 0:07:58.120 sauna a few seasons ago because I felt like she 0:07:58.200 --> 0:08:01.320 was playing to camera. But I felt like the premier 0:08:01.440 --> 0:08:06.320 showcase that they're natural and Emily looks so amazing, She's 0:08:06.320 --> 0:08:11.040 so beautiful. Gina looks fantastic. The personal story, that's what 0:08:11.080 --> 0:08:13.640 this Seeson premier gave us, guys. The reason why I 0:08:13.720 --> 0:08:16.720 was stellar is because it checked out all of the 0:08:16.760 --> 0:08:20.880 boxes that we want to see as viewers. And then 0:08:21.000 --> 0:08:24.280 I like to produce as a creator of reality TV. 0:08:24.680 --> 0:08:29.200 We have personal story, we had comedy, we had drama. 0:08:29.720 --> 0:08:34.880 Nothing felt forced to me. Okay, it all felt just 0:08:35.080 --> 0:08:40.080 so beautifully produced. And shout out to the showrunner Luke Neslidge. 0:08:40.559 --> 0:08:44.960 And I'm gonna say this because the producers of these shows, 0:08:45.000 --> 0:08:48.720 of all the reality shows, they are really the unsung heroes, 0:08:49.280 --> 0:08:51.760 and I would like to use my platform to shout 0:08:51.760 --> 0:08:55.800 out the amazing executive producer who was in the field 0:08:56.000 --> 0:09:00.520 producing these ladies, producing these stories. Luke Neslidge is a 0:09:00.559 --> 0:09:07.080 fantastic showrunner. He has resurrected this show. He also was 0:09:07.120 --> 0:09:11.440 a part of last season and this season is fantastic 0:09:11.559 --> 0:09:16.440 based on this premiere also because of Luke Neslidge, and 0:09:17.120 --> 0:09:21.520 I want the world to always understand Yes, the cast 0:09:21.760 --> 0:09:25.040 deserves so much of the credit, where there's a lot 0:09:25.120 --> 0:09:27.880 of producers out there who do a damn good job, 0:09:28.360 --> 0:09:32.800 and my salute goes to Luke Neslich and his team 0:09:33.200 --> 0:09:37.840 and the Bravo executives who are also a part of 0:09:38.400 --> 0:09:43.160 this show. Kamar Basarag and the amazing executives. Is a 0:09:43.160 --> 0:09:47.040 team effort, and as a former showrunner, I know how 0:09:47.080 --> 0:09:50.040 hard it is to produce these shows. It's not easy, 0:09:50.480 --> 0:09:54.360 So my kudos go out to the entire crew who 0:09:54.400 --> 0:09:57.080 work endlessly to make the show great. I had to 0:09:57.120 --> 0:10:00.319 say that, okay, baby, let's get into this premiere. Let 0:10:00.320 --> 0:10:03.079 me tell y'all something. The way that premiere opened up 0:10:03.200 --> 0:10:07.280 with Shannon's Dui and the drama surrounding Get and the 0:10:07.320 --> 0:10:13.040 conversations surrounding get you know, look, drinking and driving is 0:10:13.080 --> 0:10:17.160 not something to take lightly right when it comes to Shannon, 0:10:17.200 --> 0:10:20.600 I will say this, I'm not somebody who knows Shannon. 0:10:20.640 --> 0:10:22.920 We're not friends. I've never met her, and I'm not 0:10:23.000 --> 0:10:25.760 here to diagnose Shannon. You know, I'm not with her 0:10:25.800 --> 0:10:27.880 every single day. Based on what we saw on the 0:10:27.920 --> 0:10:32.920 show prior season, we always thought like, Okay, Shannon loves 0:10:32.960 --> 0:10:36.600 a cocktail, and there's nothing wrong with loving a cocktail, 0:10:37.400 --> 0:10:41.560 but we always saw that there was something further than 0:10:41.720 --> 0:10:47.160 just loving a drink, and based on what happened recently 0:10:47.200 --> 0:10:52.479 with the DUI, it's evident that there is a possible 0:10:53.520 --> 0:11:00.080 concerning issue there that My hope is that Shannon is 0:11:00.160 --> 0:11:05.680 able to drawn out the noise and really sit with 0:11:05.840 --> 0:11:10.400 herself and figure out what she needs to do next. 0:11:10.640 --> 0:11:12.840 And I do mean that again, I'm not here to 0:11:12.880 --> 0:11:15.840 diagnose her, and I'm never going to make light of 0:11:15.880 --> 0:11:19.040 any situation of this magnitude. That's not what we're here for. 0:11:19.240 --> 0:11:23.520 So my prayers go out to Shannon, because again I'm 0:11:23.520 --> 0:11:25.720 only basing this off of what we see on the show. 0:11:26.160 --> 0:11:28.440 I would just like to see Shannon really sit with 0:11:28.520 --> 0:11:32.839 herself and figure out if there's something else she needs 0:11:32.880 --> 0:11:37.200 to do to get rid of what appears to be 0:11:37.840 --> 0:11:45.160 an issue. Tamara has mentioned on the premiere that when she, Vicki, 0:11:45.480 --> 0:11:51.480 and Shannon were doing their live podcast tour that Shannon. Again, 0:11:51.520 --> 0:11:54.160 this is according to Tamara, but I'll say allegedly to 0:11:54.200 --> 0:12:00.319 say it. Tamar alleges that she saw Shannon's sneak drink 0:12:00.800 --> 0:12:02.880 when she was telling the world that she was going 0:12:02.920 --> 0:12:06.280 to be sober, and that's why. Again, if that is true, 0:12:06.800 --> 0:12:12.200 that appears to be somebody wrestling with what to do. Okay, 0:12:13.040 --> 0:12:16.679 and then when Shannon said that she's having a too 0:12:16.840 --> 0:12:22.679 drink minimum. One thing I will say about alcoholism is 0:12:22.720 --> 0:12:28.240 the fact that there's no dance you can do with it. 0:12:28.559 --> 0:12:33.359 You are either going to choose not to drink completely 0:12:34.080 --> 0:12:37.320 if there's an issue there, or you're able to handle 0:12:37.360 --> 0:12:41.640 your drink and not limit it to just two. Does 0:12:41.679 --> 0:12:44.040 that make any sense to you, guys, if you have 0:12:44.120 --> 0:12:47.800 a drinking problem. And again, I, Carlos King, am not 0:12:47.880 --> 0:12:52.320 at all saying whatsoever that Shannon has one. I don't 0:12:52.360 --> 0:12:54.560 know her, I don't hang out with her. I'm not 0:12:54.600 --> 0:12:58.040 here to diagnose her. Okay. What I am saying is 0:12:58.760 --> 0:13:02.719 anybody who has a drinking problem can tell you are 0:13:02.840 --> 0:13:08.320 either completely sober, because it doesn't matter about the amount 0:13:08.960 --> 0:13:12.360 of drink you have. It is a disease. The moment 0:13:13.000 --> 0:13:18.520 a drop of alcohol goes through your bloodstream is going 0:13:18.559 --> 0:13:24.600 to be an issue because it's going to mentally make 0:13:24.679 --> 0:13:28.200 you want more and more and more. And when you're 0:13:28.280 --> 0:13:33.160 having issues with alcohol, you cannot tell yourself I'm good 0:13:33.200 --> 0:13:37.480 with only two. So again, I don't know what Shannon 0:13:37.679 --> 0:13:40.960 is struggling with based on what I've seen on the 0:13:41.000 --> 0:13:46.120 show in the past seasons. Again, I would want Shannon 0:13:46.720 --> 0:13:51.560 to literally take time and really have an honest conversation 0:13:51.679 --> 0:13:54.720 with herself. And look, I'm not saying she hasn't. If 0:13:54.760 --> 0:13:57.200 she hasn't she feels like, no, I can have two drinks, 0:13:57.240 --> 0:14:00.400 then okay, what I'm saying to you based on people 0:14:00.400 --> 0:14:03.840 I know, based on experience, that's not how it works. 0:14:03.880 --> 0:14:06.960 It's just not And thank god nobody got hurt in 0:14:07.040 --> 0:14:10.960 the accident. But to hear Shannon talk about she's never 0:14:11.000 --> 0:14:13.160 been a situation where all these things happen to her, 0:14:13.400 --> 0:14:16.040 you know, driving under the influence and going to the 0:14:16.080 --> 0:14:19.400 hospital and blood on her body, like that's not anything 0:14:19.480 --> 0:14:22.800 to play around with. Listen, guys, we have to take 0:14:22.800 --> 0:14:25.920 that seriously. And again, my prins grew out to her 0:14:26.120 --> 0:14:28.960 and I just really want her to figure out what's 0:14:29.000 --> 0:14:32.840 best for her and to be honest with herself. That's 0:14:32.880 --> 0:14:35.160 the only way things are going to change out in 0:14:35.480 --> 0:14:40.960 that particular topic. With this, the definition of insanity is 0:14:41.000 --> 0:14:43.680 when you do the same thing over and over again 0:14:44.520 --> 0:14:51.200 and you are expecting a different result. Who I hate 0:14:51.240 --> 0:15:02.880 to interrupt, but stay tuned for more. This is reality 0:15:02.920 --> 0:15:05.960 with the King, and I'm Carlos King. Let's get back 0:15:06.160 --> 0:15:11.920 into the show. Now moving on to Jen. Now, Jen 0:15:12.000 --> 0:15:15.680 and Ryan are having dinner, and I like Jen. I 0:15:15.760 --> 0:15:22.560 really do like Jen. Jen has an eviction storyline and again, 0:15:23.440 --> 0:15:26.480 nothing to play around with. I feel sad for Jin 0:15:27.480 --> 0:15:33.760 to have to deal with eviction when she has kids. Okay, 0:15:34.600 --> 0:15:37.000 what I don't understand is this, and this is me 0:15:37.080 --> 0:15:40.960 being real. If Ryan is saying to you that you 0:15:41.000 --> 0:15:43.200 can move in with him and that's your man, and 0:15:43.240 --> 0:15:46.040 you guys want to get married, the math and math 0:15:46.080 --> 0:15:49.080 and boo, why would you want to put yourself in 0:15:49.120 --> 0:15:54.320 a situation to borrow money from your father and Ryan 0:15:55.520 --> 0:16:00.400 and not accept the proposal of this man. You said 0:16:00.440 --> 0:16:04.880 you love he's around the kids, he loves the kids. 0:16:05.000 --> 0:16:08.640 You want to marry him. Wouldn't the natural step be 0:16:08.920 --> 0:16:11.720 to at least say, well, let me move in with you. 0:16:12.240 --> 0:16:15.760 And I'm not saying move in forever, even if you say, look, 0:16:15.920 --> 0:16:19.560 this would be a great test for me. This is 0:16:19.640 --> 0:16:22.800 me being jen right. This would be a great test 0:16:23.360 --> 0:16:27.040 for me to see if this is husband material, if 0:16:27.040 --> 0:16:29.680 he is a great father. Let me move in with him, 0:16:30.680 --> 0:16:34.240 save my money for like six months, see how things go, 0:16:34.880 --> 0:16:37.120 and who knows, maybe I'll feel like, oh my god, 0:16:37.240 --> 0:16:39.560 this is the man that I'm meant to marry. But 0:16:39.800 --> 0:16:43.080 to not even give that a try doesn't sit well 0:16:43.120 --> 0:16:46.520 with me. It just doesn't. I can see if Ryan 0:16:46.680 --> 0:16:51.280 was never around your kids, and rightfully so, you don't 0:16:51.280 --> 0:16:54.200 want to introduce Tom Dick and Harry to your kids. 0:16:54.840 --> 0:16:57.480 But this man has been around your children. He hangs 0:16:57.480 --> 0:17:00.720 out with them, They know him, they like him. The 0:17:00.760 --> 0:17:03.840 next natural step would be to move in and just 0:17:03.880 --> 0:17:05.919 to see if that's something that works. And if it 0:17:05.960 --> 0:17:08.480 doesn't work, then guess what. You can always go back 0:17:08.480 --> 0:17:11.399 to renting an apartment with Gina the realtor, you know 0:17:11.480 --> 0:17:13.840 what I mean. So I don't get that. Listen, I 0:17:13.920 --> 0:17:18.640 like Jena lot. Something is very fishy in that relationship, 0:17:19.600 --> 0:17:22.840 and that scene explained it all to me. I don't 0:17:22.920 --> 0:17:27.480 know who's zoom and who? Yes, in my Aretha Franklin voice, 0:17:27.520 --> 0:17:34.320 who is zoom and who? Allegedly it appears in my opinion, guys, 0:17:34.920 --> 0:17:39.680 girls and they it appears Ryan is using Jen for 0:17:39.760 --> 0:17:43.880 camera time because he loves the cameras and hey, there's 0:17:43.920 --> 0:17:47.640 nothing wrong with that, and Jen needs a storyline and 0:17:47.720 --> 0:17:53.000 Ryan is good TV and she knows that. In her opinion, 0:17:53.760 --> 0:17:56.119 I think Jen believes that in order for her to 0:17:56.160 --> 0:17:59.600 have staying power on the show. She knows that Ryan 0:17:59.840 --> 0:18:03.719 is so interesting to watch that they both need each other. Listen, 0:18:04.840 --> 0:18:08.160 my spidy senses tell me they're both using each other 0:18:08.400 --> 0:18:11.000 for the show. Because I don't get it. There is 0:18:11.080 --> 0:18:14.520 no way I'm having sex with a man for these 0:18:14.560 --> 0:18:19.280 couple of years and I am getting evicted and I'm 0:18:19.320 --> 0:18:22.640 actually having sex with you. I'm not going to lay 0:18:22.840 --> 0:18:26.840 down with a man who has a home and I'm 0:18:26.880 --> 0:18:29.359 being kicked out of one, and I'm not going to 0:18:29.440 --> 0:18:34.199 move in with him and with my children. Hello, caller, 0:18:34.240 --> 0:18:40.200 are you there? It's this thing on What are we doing? Ladies, 0:18:40.720 --> 0:18:43.119 if you've given up the woo woo, the wo ha, 0:18:43.960 --> 0:18:47.879 the poom poon to a man who has a house, 0:18:48.320 --> 0:18:51.640 who you've been with for more than a year, who 0:18:51.680 --> 0:18:55.040 is around your children, there's no way, on God's green earth, 0:18:55.480 --> 0:18:59.919 on Mother's nature, I will be homeless and still sleeping 0:19:00.080 --> 0:19:03.720 the man. There's no way. I could not even imagine 0:19:04.200 --> 0:19:07.680 taking off my brazier if I am worried about where 0:19:07.720 --> 0:19:11.040 my money is going to pay for the rent the 0:19:11.080 --> 0:19:14.760 next day, I'm not gonna have dinner with you near 0:19:14.840 --> 0:19:19.280 the ocean in Laguna. If I need to worry about 0:19:19.400 --> 0:19:23.520 where my money's coming from next week to pay the rent, 0:19:23.920 --> 0:19:27.080 what are we doing here? There's nothing that would get 0:19:27.119 --> 0:19:33.120 me hot, moist or wet to be with the man 0:19:33.280 --> 0:19:37.000 that I have to do the deed with and not 0:19:37.080 --> 0:19:40.679 be on his deed. Yes, honey, let's have a real conversation. 0:19:42.400 --> 0:19:45.280 I'm not doing the deed unless my name is on 0:19:45.359 --> 0:19:51.240 the deed. Okay, wake up, ladies and smell the folders 0:19:51.240 --> 0:19:55.080 in your cup. I am spending gang to these ladies. Ladies. 0:19:55.520 --> 0:19:58.200 Let me tell y'all something, and this is a Carlos 0:19:58.480 --> 0:20:03.720 King quote, do not do the deed unless your name 0:20:04.000 --> 0:20:08.560 is on the deed. Okay, Jin, come on reality, but 0:20:08.640 --> 0:20:11.840 the King sys so I can teach you something because 0:20:11.880 --> 0:20:17.760 maybe you are losing in this game of life. Moving on, honey, 0:20:18.320 --> 0:20:25.280 Alexis Billino. The moment Miss Thing hopped out of that 0:20:25.440 --> 0:20:32.439 production suv Yes, Luke, you better get Uber black and 0:20:32.480 --> 0:20:36.159 get Alexis op teazing. I was never This is me 0:20:36.240 --> 0:20:39.439 being real. I've never been a fan of Alexis, and 0:20:39.480 --> 0:20:41.400 that's no shade. I just wasn't a fan of hers. 0:20:41.400 --> 0:20:44.399 I thought she was fine, But my girls were Vicky 0:20:44.400 --> 0:20:47.800 and Tamra Baby and Gretchen Rossi, Honey, that's my dream 0:20:47.840 --> 0:20:52.320 team as a OC fan. I was only here for Vicky, 0:20:52.760 --> 0:20:58.720 Tamra and Gretchen force multipliers, bad bitches like they gave 0:20:58.760 --> 0:21:00.800 me everything I needed and more so. I was never 0:21:00.880 --> 0:21:04.440 here for Alexis. I didn't dislike her, I just wasn't 0:21:04.440 --> 0:21:08.640 here for her. But honeybuddy pudding pie, I am here 0:21:08.640 --> 0:21:13.800 for her. She is gorgeous, she looks better than ever. 0:21:14.840 --> 0:21:26.760 Alexis stealing. I mean, Alexis dating honey, Alexis dating shadness. 0:21:26.800 --> 0:21:32.480 Ex is exactly why the Real Housewives of Orange County 0:21:32.640 --> 0:21:36.520 is currently the best housewives franchise on the air. I 0:21:36.560 --> 0:21:40.199 am sick and tired of watching the same formula on 0:21:40.240 --> 0:21:44.200 these reality shows. Okay, it's the same old shit is 0:21:44.280 --> 0:21:50.920 so predictable. Who could have predicted that Jesus Jugs would 0:21:50.920 --> 0:21:55.440 be with Shannon's X. Now. I know the God said Honey, 0:21:55.560 --> 0:21:58.280 drink the wine, but I didn't know the wine was 0:21:58.280 --> 0:22:01.240 coming out of Alexis jugs, baby, and John was sipping 0:22:01.320 --> 0:22:06.560 on the baby. Yes, Alexis. Now listen, baby, maybe one 0:22:06.640 --> 0:22:09.040 day you will be on reality with the King and 0:22:09.119 --> 0:22:14.239 I will ask you this directly. Now, look, baby, Now, 0:22:14.240 --> 0:22:17.639 I don't know if this relationship is real. Now, I 0:22:17.640 --> 0:22:24.320 don't know if you decided to flash John like you 0:22:24.359 --> 0:22:27.639 were in New Orleans, Honey, trying to get beads child, 0:22:28.240 --> 0:22:30.640 and he saw them jugs and said, baby, I'm all in, 0:22:30.880 --> 0:22:33.080 and you said great. Now let me go back to 0:22:33.119 --> 0:22:36.480 apply as a housewife of Orange County, Honey. I don't care 0:22:36.520 --> 0:22:40.240 if it's real or not in a sense. Let me 0:22:40.280 --> 0:22:44.399 be clearer. I do care if it's real, because I 0:22:44.480 --> 0:22:47.919 like real reality. What I mean by that is I 0:22:47.920 --> 0:22:54.119 don't care if the intention see Jen taking not from Alexis. 0:22:54.720 --> 0:22:58.240 Alexis was like, baby, there's nothing like getting back on 0:22:58.280 --> 0:23:02.240 this show. And if that means dating John and falling 0:23:02.280 --> 0:23:06.560 in love with him after dating him, hey, I would 0:23:06.640 --> 0:23:09.480 rather do that, honey, than be with the man I 0:23:09.480 --> 0:23:12.800 ain't living with. Let's be clear. So Alexis job ro done, 0:23:12.840 --> 0:23:16.880 baby gorgeous, gorgeous. But this is the thing. So let's 0:23:16.880 --> 0:23:20.480 just fast forward to the party child and know this episode. 0:23:20.520 --> 0:23:23.200 I would not be talking about the new housewife only 0:23:23.200 --> 0:23:25.359 because Katie didn't do anything to make me talk about her. 0:23:26.040 --> 0:23:28.800 So that's the only reason why. So Katie, if you're listening, Hi, 0:23:29.000 --> 0:23:31.440 nice to meet you, welcome. I will talk about you 0:23:31.480 --> 0:23:34.359 when you do something. So I have to give this 0:23:34.440 --> 0:23:39.440 episode to my girls who did the most baby, and 0:23:39.480 --> 0:23:45.840 that is Shannon versus Alexis. Now, Shannon came in baby 0:23:45.920 --> 0:23:51.400 looking great, looking snatched. Let me tell y'all something. Shannon 0:23:51.680 --> 0:23:59.680 is here for the shits. I gagged when Shannon suggested, Yeah, 0:24:00.040 --> 0:24:05.960 let me go talk to Alexis. I said, Shannon, Honey, 0:24:06.400 --> 0:24:09.320 I don't think you guys understand this. Shannon is known 0:24:09.359 --> 0:24:11.920 for taking her MIC's offt for cussing out the producers, 0:24:11.960 --> 0:24:15.119 for yelling to the cameras. She doesn't really like us 0:24:15.160 --> 0:24:17.359 to all the time see the reality. You know, she 0:24:17.400 --> 0:24:20.600 gets mad, takes off her mic, she runs in the field, 0:24:20.800 --> 0:24:23.160 you know, like Shannon be like, this is too real 0:24:23.200 --> 0:24:25.119 for me. I need to go home. The fact that 0:24:25.160 --> 0:24:28.120 Shannon said, fuck this, this is my show and this 0:24:28.160 --> 0:24:30.600 is my playground and I know what time it is. 0:24:31.080 --> 0:24:35.359 I will give Shannon her props for being the force 0:24:35.520 --> 0:24:40.119 multiplier in this situation by walking up to the woman 0:24:40.720 --> 0:24:45.879 who has her old man okay and said, can we 0:24:45.960 --> 0:24:52.800 talk in my Tevin Campbell boys. Can we talk for 0:24:52.800 --> 0:25:00.400 a minute, girl? I want to know your game. Yes, yes, 0:25:00.440 --> 0:25:03.760 I've changed the words to game honey. Even Alexis gag. 0:25:04.280 --> 0:25:08.280 Alexis looked like a walking pepto bismo bottle honey, and 0:25:08.359 --> 0:25:13.000 her all pink honey. I don't know she sharded on herself, 0:25:13.119 --> 0:25:17.480 but Alexis gagged and she was like okay, And then 0:25:17.560 --> 0:25:19.880 the best part to me, this is why I fucking 0:25:20.040 --> 0:25:23.119 love this show. Sorry for causing if there's kids in 0:25:23.119 --> 0:25:25.800 the background, put on the headphones and have not watched 0:25:25.800 --> 0:25:29.760 her iPad. This is why this show is amazing to watch. 0:25:30.960 --> 0:25:33.440 The fact that Shannon went outside was like, no, bitch, 0:25:33.480 --> 0:25:36.840 I need shade because I need to make sure there's 0:25:36.880 --> 0:25:41.520 good lighty everything. And the fact that Shannon is so funny, 0:25:41.640 --> 0:25:43.399 the fact that she broke the first wall that was 0:25:43.440 --> 0:25:46.680 like talking to the producers, Hey, can we sit over 0:25:46.680 --> 0:25:49.320 there by the shade, because I'm gonna give y'all a 0:25:49.320 --> 0:25:50.920 good scene, but I'm not about to be looking ugly 0:25:50.960 --> 0:25:55.600 doing it. Love that for Shannon. Okay, control the scene, Shannon, 0:25:55.720 --> 0:26:00.439 I'm here for it. Then the fact that Emily it 0:26:00.560 --> 0:26:04.920 was like, Yo, we gotta watch this. I speak well. 0:26:04.920 --> 0:26:10.160 She said, I speak three languages, Spanish, English, and did 0:26:10.200 --> 0:26:12.359 she say like mouth language, I don't know whatever she 0:26:12.359 --> 0:26:15.080 said was funny. So the fact that all the girls 0:26:15.400 --> 0:26:20.879 are looking out the widow watching this conversation and commenting 0:26:21.520 --> 0:26:27.160 on their mannerisms as if they were literally the commentators 0:26:27.680 --> 0:26:31.600 that we see on ESPN given the play by play 0:26:31.880 --> 0:26:37.480 from what's happening on the football field. So the fact 0:26:37.520 --> 0:26:41.119 that Shannon found her good lighting because she's like, look, bitch, 0:26:41.200 --> 0:26:43.080 I know this scene is going to be played on 0:26:43.240 --> 0:26:46.320 Entertainment tonight. High Bryce Sanders, I know it's going to 0:26:46.359 --> 0:26:48.480 be played on the New York Post. Hey Evan Reel, 0:26:48.960 --> 0:26:51.400 I know it's going to be played on People Magazine. 0:26:51.640 --> 0:26:57.800 Hey Dave quinn, I know, I love this fucking show 0:26:57.920 --> 0:27:03.960 guys something. Shannon is like, look, it's one thing for 0:27:04.000 --> 0:27:07.800 you to take John. I don't need John, Shannon, you do. 0:27:08.880 --> 0:27:11.719 I don't need John. But you are the one honey 0:27:12.960 --> 0:27:19.320 who whose husband sued me and that took me out 0:27:19.320 --> 0:27:22.639 of three hundred and fifty thousand dollars and you were 0:27:22.680 --> 0:27:27.160 a part of it. And Alexi like, show me the receipts. Okay, 0:27:28.200 --> 0:27:31.560 Jeremy maguire voice, show me the money, show me the receipts. 0:27:31.600 --> 0:27:34.800 Show me. The fact that I put my name on something, 0:27:35.040 --> 0:27:38.840 you know, Shannon, well, you know, I mean yoo, you know, 0:27:38.920 --> 0:27:42.800 got frazzled, like Alexa like, no bitch, produce the receipts, 0:27:43.720 --> 0:27:46.600 produce it. And then the fact that the girls are 0:27:46.640 --> 0:27:50.760 watching this unfold, laughing, trying to read the body language. 0:27:50.760 --> 0:27:53.240 Oh my god, hermothus open. Oh my gosh, she's yelling, 0:27:53.320 --> 0:27:56.440 Oh my gosh. Alexi seems to be calm. Jane yes, 0:27:56.840 --> 0:28:01.640 The fact that the producers knew to court both sides 0:28:01.840 --> 0:28:05.080 of this, the girls listening, and obviously the one on 0:28:05.080 --> 0:28:11.600 one Jane is producing genius. Alexis gather Shannon, I'm sorry, 0:28:12.040 --> 0:28:17.440 Alexis won that fight, Honey, Alexis won. She did not yell, 0:28:17.880 --> 0:28:24.040 she wasn't sweating. She looked amazing when Alexisino said, there 0:28:24.160 --> 0:28:30.200 is the door, Shannon Badore, Give Alexis Bellino Best New 0:28:30.280 --> 0:28:35.560