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Speaker 1: Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It's

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Speaker 1: my strawberry letter for today, and the subject is he

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Speaker 1: let her plan my party. We'll get into that find

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Speaker 1: out what that's all about in just a few because

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Speaker 1: right now it is time for the nephew and today's

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Speaker 1: prank phone call. What you got for his nep.

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Speaker 2: Yes, we're gonna get as ignited as we possibly can.

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Speaker 3: Oh, Lord, serious us a lot.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, but you know what I don't like is that

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Speaker 4: y'all not serious about what I'm doing. Y'all take your city,

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Speaker 4: y'all don't y'all don't appreciate my stupidity. And that's what really. Seriously, No,

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Speaker 4: it bothers me. Man, y'all don't seriously, this is really

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Speaker 4: I don't appreciate it. I'm gonna be honest with you.

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Speaker 4: I don't appreciate it, but I do marvel at it though.

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Speaker 1: It's a wonder, isn't it.

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Speaker 4: But if you marvel at it, you you should appreciate it.

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Speaker 4: I don't get that part.

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Speaker 2: I don't. I just I just don't see.

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Speaker 5: It's the constant need for praise and worship that throws me. Yeah,

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Speaker 5: you already know you stup is the worship service.

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Speaker 4: For you was the only one in line in heaven

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Speaker 4: for stupid.

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Speaker 2: He was the only one up there. Fine, fine, I'll

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Speaker 2: be stupid by myself.

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Speaker 4: I know you ain't mad enough because you stupid yourself.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, every day? Okay, Hey, nobody wants to join me? Fine?

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Speaker 2: Got it? Great?

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Speaker 5: Have you ever made in the scripture where they got

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Speaker 5: a stupid section in heaven?

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Speaker 3: Have you read that anyway?

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Speaker 5: Uh uh no, Well, might want to might want to

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Speaker 5: look into quittin.

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Speaker 4: So you don't think I could be the first stupid

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Speaker 4: person in heaven? That that's that's you know, has merits

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Speaker 4: and and people like it and and they show me love.

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Speaker 2: And you don't think that's that's hot?

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Speaker 3: Your mansion on his own street. I just wouldn't want

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Speaker 3: to risk it.

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Speaker 2: Do y'all want? Do you won't? Do you want the prank?

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Speaker 5: And I just think he found out he might not

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Speaker 5: go to help and now a sadden he don't want

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Speaker 5: to do the prank no more?

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Speaker 4: Wait wait wait wait wait, wait hold on, So now

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Speaker 4: I ain't going to heaven.

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Speaker 5: Wait wait wait, it's a joke that if you want

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Speaker 5: to eat it like that, go ahead.

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Speaker 3: I just made that sandwich for you. So yes, enjoy.

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Speaker 2: You know what?

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Speaker 4: Man, Okay, but when I get to help it, I'm

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Speaker 4: not fooling with you though, right, they're not gonna have

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Speaker 4: that in.

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Speaker 1: Now, gonna that leave it all that unearthed.

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Speaker 3: When I get to Heaven, I ain't fooling with you.

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Speaker 3: He ain't finna had that up in there.

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Speaker 2: Your house on his own street?

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Speaker 3: All right?

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Speaker 4: Uh, just just you know what, just run the prank.

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Speaker 3: I'm not gonna do a house.

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Speaker 2: We're trying. I don't you know the house is up.

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Speaker 3: His mansion gonna be a tiny house.

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Speaker 4: So you're trying to say nine, they got they got

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Speaker 4: tiny houses? It wait long, what so you think they

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Speaker 4: got tiny houses?

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Speaker 5: They have tiny He said, it's gonna be a mansion,

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Speaker 5: but it's gonna be tiny.

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Speaker 3: It's still gonna be like like you're.

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Speaker 5: Gonna have a mansion that's gonna be like four hundred

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Speaker 5: and fifty two square feet.

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Speaker 2: Prank.

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Speaker 4: Hey, run run cat, run the prank. So now I

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Speaker 4: ain't going to run the prank.

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Speaker 3: Cat.

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Speaker 2: Hello, Hello, let's be to Kira. This is Kira, Kira.

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Speaker 2: This is look. Do you do you do your daughter

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Speaker 2: go to Little Academy? Yes? And her name is Yes.

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Speaker 4: This listen, your daughter and bit my son Joshua one

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Speaker 4: on the back.

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Speaker 2: My daughter, No, this is Wilton. Your daughter then bit

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Speaker 2: my son.

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Speaker 6: Well, Wilton slows down. You can't just call my house

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Speaker 6: and tell me my daughter bit your.

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Speaker 2: Saying be cussing at me, lady.

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Speaker 4: I just said, your daughter Secura bit my son josh

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Speaker 6: And I just said no. I just said no.

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Speaker 1: Two things.

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Speaker 6: One my daughter wouldn't bite nobody, and two, don't call

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Speaker 6: my house with this tone.

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Speaker 2: I called with any kind of tone I want to

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Speaker 4: All I'm saying is your daughter then bit my son

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Speaker 4: in the back.

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Speaker 6: And I'm gonna tell you what I'm saying is don't

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Speaker 6: call my house with this attitude saying something that my

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Speaker 6: daughter bit your child in the back. My daughter has

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Speaker 6: matters and she wouldn't be biting nobody in the back.

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Speaker 2: How the hell you know what your daughter gonna be doing?

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Speaker 2: If you ain't there to.

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Speaker 6: Raise my daughter, you're raising.

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Speaker 4: She?

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Speaker 6: Ain't you just come in one month and trying to

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Speaker 6: do some kind of daddy work.

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Speaker 2: Your daughter was four years old? How nailed you? Don't

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Speaker 2: you know her?

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Speaker 6: That?

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Speaker 2: Damn well, I've been with her for four years.

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Speaker 6: What you being my daughter does not be biting people

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Speaker 6: What the hell is wrong with you? Don't call my

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Speaker 4: Well, how the hell you figure I'm a weekend daddy.

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Speaker 4: I'm calling you about what's going on with my child?

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Speaker 4: Uh huh.

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Speaker 6: But I don't think you got your facts straight. So

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Speaker 6: next time you call somebody to tell them about their child,

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Speaker 6: figure out everything about your child first.

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Speaker 4: Oh I'm saying, is that the people at the countymy saying,

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Speaker 4: Sir Kira bit my son Joshua. What in the back?

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Speaker 6: Well, I can't understand what you're saying because I don't

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Speaker 6: like your tongue. So don't call me about my baby.

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Speaker 6: Have her mama call me.

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Speaker 4: It don't make no difference if mama or daddy call along?

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Speaker 4: Was somebody call hello?

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Speaker 3: Call her back?

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Speaker 2: Now?

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Speaker 4: Hello?

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Speaker 2: Is this caro? This is why you hang up on me?

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Speaker 6: Why are you still calling me? And why are you

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Speaker 6: yelling at me? My child didn't bite your child in

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Speaker 6: the back. When I picked up my child, they didn't

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Speaker 6: say to me your child is fight in the back.

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Speaker 6: My child my child every day. Like I said in

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Speaker 6: the first place, you must be some kind of can daddy.

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Speaker 2: How come I know my child?

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Speaker 6: I'm with my child every day.

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Speaker 2: How are you are you?

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Speaker 6: I'm with my I don't even know who Joshua is.

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Speaker 6: She should have just hit him in the head.

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Speaker 4: Hey, what you ain't gonna do is sit here and

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Speaker 4: talk about my baby.

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Speaker 3: Now.

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Speaker 2: You asked me to lower my toe.

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Speaker 6: I know what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna hang up

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Speaker 6: one moment.

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Speaker 4: Lawyer, lawyer, Hello, Hello, call her back, cat, Hello, don't

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Speaker 4: hang up on me no more, lady again, I'm gonna

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Speaker 4: call you until you tell me why your child has

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Speaker 4: beat me.

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Speaker 2: Is it just bite my child in the back.

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Speaker 6: I am not in the mood to play with you

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Speaker 6: right now.

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Speaker 2: You and your child swooped. You and your child.

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Speaker 5: You know what?

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Speaker 6: Whoa whoa whoa? Guess what she got, daddy? You're talking

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Speaker 6: about whooping somebody? Care of daddy. No, you have else

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Speaker 6: to say. You can't call my house and threaten me

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Speaker 6: and my job. If my child beat up child, that's

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Speaker 6: what your child is up. He got whooped, whooped your sons.

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Speaker 6: This probably won't be the last time the little fast

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Speaker 6: now in those kids get this fake facts. She didn't

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Speaker 6: bite them in the back. She might have walked his

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Speaker 6: jod I don't playing now right keep talking. You found

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Speaker 6: my phone number, find my address and have scars. Daddy?

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Speaker 6: Beat you what I said? Bring your phone over here?

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Speaker 6: My babies say what your babies?

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Speaker 5: My baby?

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Speaker 6: Daddy gonna whoop yo? Bring it on.

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Speaker 2: I'm coming over there and beat you and your child. Dad.

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Speaker 6: You don't call a woman and tell her you coming

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Speaker 6: over to beat behind the child. You come over here

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Speaker 6: and beat her. Daddy's come over here and beat your kids. Daddy,

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Speaker 6: he don't want none to meet. You don't want this.

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Speaker 2: I'm on my way over there now, bringing on in.

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Speaker 6: Daddy off week not like he ain't y'all, no damn job,

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Speaker 6: no you he got.

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Speaker 2: A job, y'all gonna make me come over that tonight.

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Speaker 6: Bring it on right now.

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Speaker 2: You know what I'm gonna tell you something.

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Speaker 6: I'm gonna tell me something else.

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Speaker 2: You gonna get bit and your baby gonna get bit too.

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Speaker 6: You gonna bite me and my baby she cared that

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Speaker 6: gonna whoop yo?

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Speaker 2: Can I say something to you?

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Speaker 6: Say something to me?

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Speaker 2: Then New Time it from the Steve Harf in Morning show.

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Speaker 2: You just got prank.

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Speaker 6: Oh, I am shamed.

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Speaker 4: I am so you just got your sister.

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Speaker 2: Glinda told me.

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Speaker 6: They couldn't get me.

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Speaker 2: She said, give my She said, you always talking about

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Speaker 2: tell me and never give me that.

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Speaker 6: I told her that wouldn't happen to me. But you

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Speaker 6: can't call somebody talking about that baby.

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Speaker 2: I don't know that.

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Speaker 6: That's where it kill me. Don't don't call nobody that

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Speaker 6: you got my heart hurt.

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Speaker 2: Look, can I ask you something? Let me ask you.

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Speaker 2: What is the baddest radio show in the land.

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Speaker 6: It's Steve Harvey Morning this show.

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Speaker 1: You all right, thank you, nephew, thank you, thank you.

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Speaker 1: Letter subject he letter plan my party. We'll get into

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Speaker 1: it right after this. You're listening to The Hardy Morning Show.