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Speaker 1: Some Donkey to Day is just smart. I never read them.

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Speaker 1: Donkey Day again, Lady Charlottevagne the same, that's true.

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Speaker 2: Yes, Donkey Today for Friday, February sixteenth goes to the

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Speaker 2: co creator.

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Speaker 1: And the host of an amazing show called Hot Ones.

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Speaker 2: Yes, I'm talking about Sean Evans dropping the clues bombs

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Speaker 2: for hot Ones. Okay, I like Sean Evans. I've done

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Speaker 2: Hot Ones before, a fantastic show. He's always shown me

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Speaker 2: love and respect. But when there's an opportunity to have

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Speaker 2: a teachable moment via Donkey of Today, I must use it.

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Speaker 2: In today's lesson is about phot Okay, I've gotten on

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Speaker 2: this radio and told y'all over and over and over

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Speaker 2: again that most people wake up every day and don't

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Speaker 2: even know how to feel. They literally go on social

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Speaker 2: media and look at what everybody else is saying, and

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Speaker 2: then they base their opinion on whatever the majority of

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Speaker 2: people are saying about the person, place, our thing being

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Speaker 2: spoken of. Okay, in twenty twenty four, most people don't

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Speaker 2: have feelings, They have narratives. Okay, y'all, sheep don't know

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Speaker 2: what to feel in this situation is an example of that,

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Speaker 2: and that's why I'm disappointed in this situation because I

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Speaker 2: don't know Sean personally, but he's never struck me as

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Speaker 2: a follower. But he allegedly broke up with his porn

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Speaker 2: star girlfriend because she's a swallower. Okay, yes, his ex

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Speaker 2: girlfriend is a porn star named Melissa Scratton. I don't

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Speaker 2: watch a lot of professional porn like I used to read.

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Speaker 2: You're familiar.

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Speaker 1: Rad shook his.

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Speaker 2: Head definingly yes, and then it was like no, no, no, no, no, Noah,

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Speaker 2: I might be on camera, Nick, you're familiar, You're not familiar.

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Speaker 1: Okay, Okay.

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Speaker 2: I enjoy more of the homemade stuff on porn hub. Okay,

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Speaker 2: it's a rawness to it that I enjoy the professional stuff.

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Speaker 2: It's a little too refined for me. But apparently, according

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Speaker 2: to TMZ, Sean and Melissa just started kicking kicking it

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Speaker 2: in the fall, and then they met in person at

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Speaker 2: the end of the year. Also, according to TMZ, they

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Speaker 2: traveled everywhere together and even attended the Super Bowl together.

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Speaker 2: Because she's a huge can he's a City Chiefs fan.

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Speaker 2: Oh you like to like this, Sean? If you spending

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Speaker 2: money on Super Bowl tickets, Okay, because that's her favorite

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Speaker 2: sports team. You like that woman, and that's fine, Okay,

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Speaker 2: pawn start passed and not.

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Speaker 1: If you like a woman, then you show that woman

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Speaker 1: you like her.

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Speaker 2: Okay, we know physically why you like her, as she's

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Speaker 2: described on porn sites as a smoking, sexy brunette.

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Speaker 1: With large, firm boobs who loved sex.

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Speaker 2: As I found out this morning, she's got a verified

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Speaker 2: account on Pornhub. Okay, first video I saw, the title

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Speaker 2: was Melissa Stratton and the sloppiest, spittiest scene you ever seen,

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Speaker 2: suffering suck attas Sean, you took her.

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Speaker 1: To the super Bowl, and that's fine.

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Speaker 2: But the reason I am giving Sean donkey today is

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Speaker 2: of him being seen together at the Super Bowl went

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Speaker 2: viral and people started saying they was a couple. Sean

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Speaker 2: apparently couldn't take the pressure of that, so he dumped

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Speaker 2: Melissa on Valentine's Day because of the media attention over there, Rolemance,

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Speaker 2: this is what Paige's and TMZ are saying, according to insiders, Okay,

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Speaker 2: according to insiders spoke to TMZ, They said Evans wanted

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Speaker 2: to keep his personal life private, but the relationship took

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Speaker 2: The adult performer was said to be surprised by the

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Speaker 2: is why we are here today. I understand you, Sean

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Speaker 2: wanted to keep your personal life private, but I did

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Speaker 2: not understand you breaking up with her because people found

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Speaker 2: out you was dating a porn star.

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Speaker 1: Who cares?

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Speaker 2: If that was a big deal, you wouldn't have wiped

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Speaker 2: here in the first place. Okay, you knew that she

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Speaker 2: was in videos titled Melissa Stratton look here. You knew

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Speaker 1: Sean. Okay, let's keep it the hoarded. That's why Sean

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Speaker 1: reached out to her and the person It's crazy, right, Listen,

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Speaker 1: Broke got what it christ Listen, I'm just saying, man, Sean.

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Speaker 2: One of her videos is titled Brunette Slutt goes wild

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Speaker 2: she was who she was before you got here. You

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Speaker 2: are thirty seven years old. Sean, You're way too old

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Speaker 2: to be falling victim to peer pressure. I know you

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Speaker 2: You can't let the social media savages win. These people

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Speaker 1: If you was happy, that's all that matters.

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Speaker 2: Okay, they gonna make jokes about the hot lesbian double

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Speaker 2: dial dough videos. Okay, they gonna make jokes about that regardless.

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Speaker 2: I saw Adam twenty two congratulate you for dating her,

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Speaker 2: and he said, verbatim, congrats her.

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Speaker 1: Poom poom is fire.

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Speaker 3: Yes.

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Speaker 1: He also had some words for Sean after the breakup.

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Speaker 3: Listen, Sean Evans, you know what I'm not feeling. I'm

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Speaker 3: not feeling you breaking a sex worker's heart on Valentine's Day.

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Speaker 3: Nobody deserves that, Listen, Stratton. He's a beautiful woman. Yes,

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Speaker 3: she has chosen to have sex on camera for her career.

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Speaker 3: Yes she has had thirteen and in and around her

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Speaker 1: I gotta go search it up. You really don't want

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Speaker 3: So I would appreciate if you would apologize to Melissa.

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Speaker 2: Listen, listen, Sean, I can understand you not wanting to

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Speaker 2: deal with that, but you should have known you didn't

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Speaker 2: all of us gotta pass. Every woman alive gotta pass,

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Speaker 2: every man gotta pass. Okay, it's just that majority of

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Speaker 2: women's sexual paths, most of our sexual paths aren't titled.

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Speaker 1: Viewed, and liked on porn hub.

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Speaker 2: I mean, big breasted brunette, deep throats a huge South

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Speaker 1: That's pretty straightforward, Sean.

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Speaker 2: Okay, you knew what that was, but you buckled to

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Speaker 2: the mob anyway.

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Speaker 1: Okay, you did.

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Speaker 2: Something your ex girlfriend never seemed to do, and that's run.

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Speaker 2: I mean, she was taking it in every hole imaginable

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Speaker 1: I said, Oh, she's a profational professional. Yes. Listen.

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Speaker 2: The marl of the story is people, stop falling victim

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Speaker 2: of social media peer pressure. Do what makes you happy,

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Speaker 2: in this world to live up to your expectations, and

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Speaker 2: Please give my guy, Sean Evans the biggest he hull

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Speaker 2: as you over there throwing up, Jess, I didn't know

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Speaker 4: But like it's also the descriptions. But like you get

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Speaker 1: Yo, what.

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Speaker 5: I would have enjoyed that if I wasn't pregnant.

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Speaker 4: But it's like, whoa, oh my god, no, no, please,

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Speaker 4: why are you saying?

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Speaker 5: Why are you so descriptive?

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Speaker 1: I'm just reading the titles off porn Hub. These are

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Speaker 4: My thing is like, why would he take her to

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Speaker 4: the Super But you took her to the Super Bowl?

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Speaker 5: Right?

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Speaker 4: He liked them, and yeah, I get it, but you

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Speaker 5: Would you know how many people.

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Speaker 1: They watched porn?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you're right, they probably would have been like, hey, Melissa,

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Speaker 4: then what he would have done?

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Speaker 1: How many people that participated in it? Yeah?

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Speaker 5: First of all.

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Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying, mister Marcus Brian, But I

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Speaker 4: He probably I don't know, but he probably thought that

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Speaker 4: Lady guy Guy Taylor Swift Ice Spicy. With all those stars,

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Speaker 2: Yeah, with all of those stars there, there's people who

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Speaker 1: Right, you know what I mean?

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Speaker 3: Right?

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Speaker 2: Came mercy, Lord have mercy? Yes, But that was donk

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Speaker 2: I heard Taylor, one of our producers, and Jess y'all

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Speaker 2: about words that would be cute baby names if they

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Speaker 2: is tape pancakes?

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Speaker 1: That's their like?

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Speaker 5: Okay, that's the one on social media?

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Speaker 6: Any names that I would give my kids if they

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Speaker 6: didn't have alternative meanings. First one on the list, Chlamydia.

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Speaker 6: Y'all not hearing me though, Lamydia nickname Dia. She died

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Speaker 6: her eyes with hearts and she's always in trouble. Clamydia,

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Speaker 6: get your last. Next on the list, Virginity. It's exacted.

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Speaker 6: I don't know something about it. Just next, No explanation needed.

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Speaker 5: Diarrhea. If you disagree, you're not in the right space.

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Speaker 6: My favorite felony felony Felonie Maurice Smith.

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Speaker 3: Whole name.

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Speaker 2: I ain't gonna lie felonies kid because you stop.

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Speaker 5: No for because if I had two twins Fellannie and Melanie,

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Speaker 1: Good, y'all talk about them kind of words. Why not Serenity.

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Speaker 5: Serenity is cute. It already means, it's already your name, like.

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Speaker 1: Royalty, Royalty, O God, Wisdom.

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Speaker 5: Wisdom is just clowned out.

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Speaker 1: Diarrhea.

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Speaker 4: No, No, I like Virginity, like that's really cute.

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Speaker 1: Imagine naming your child Gonery.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that's because it's already has it already has a meaning,

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Speaker 4: it's an std.

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Speaker 5: But if it didn't and it was just a name

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Speaker 2: The sky, and I'm not calling you real for sure,

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna call you young burn, young burn.

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Speaker 5: That's why I said take away.

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Speaker 1: The meaning you're not gonna tell me.

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Speaker 5: Telling me is not cute like it's cute.

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Speaker 4: Okay, it's not cute to have one, but it's cute

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Speaker 4: like as a name.

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Speaker 5: It didn't mean crime. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Well let's have let's have you say what pH?

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Speaker 3: Oh?

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Speaker 5: Yes with a pH.

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Speaker 2: Well, let's have the conversation. What would be some cute

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Speaker 2: baby names if they weren't already names? Okay, if they

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Speaker 2: weren't already words? All right, so basically words that exist,

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Speaker 2: but we're gonna act like they don't have no definition, Yes,

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Speaker 2: and see if they could be cute baby names. Yeah, okay,

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