1 00:00:05,480 --> 00:00:08,480 Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that was just voted North Korea's 2 00:00:08,600 --> 00:00:13,240 Speaker 1: number one most reliable news source. Also praise the. 3 00:00:13,280 --> 00:00:15,960 Speaker 2: Highly have they have? These all been. 4 00:00:15,800 --> 00:00:17,800 Speaker 1: Approved by absolutely. 5 00:00:18,880 --> 00:00:23,400 Speaker 3: He signs off all hail Laser Stories, a mighty and 6 00:00:23,560 --> 00:00:28,000 Speaker 3: powerful segment blessed by God himself, where we read true news, 7 00:00:28,320 --> 00:00:31,520 Speaker 3: but with a nuclear powered arsenal of laser technology, unlike 8 00:00:31,560 --> 00:00:33,800 Speaker 3: anything in the world. 9 00:00:34,479 --> 00:00:37,120 Speaker 4: Why do I feel like we just started World War three? 10 00:00:38,000 --> 00:00:41,000 Speaker 1: I just like he intended, let's get to you, and 11 00:00:41,000 --> 00:00:42,760 Speaker 1: He's like, come on, get to the laser. Let's get 12 00:00:42,800 --> 00:00:46,040 Speaker 1: to your first laser story. Out of Oklahoma, Okay. If 13 00:00:46,040 --> 00:00:48,120 Speaker 1: you've ever been on a cross country road trip with 14 00:00:48,200 --> 00:00:52,320 Speaker 1: young children, you know the car can get nasty. But 15 00:00:52,400 --> 00:00:55,440 Speaker 1: that's nothing for these people. The Oklahoma State Fair hosted 16 00:00:55,480 --> 00:01:01,600 Speaker 1: a bizarre contest called Stinkin' CenTra in Center, Okay, where 17 00:01:01,640 --> 00:01:03,840 Speaker 1: four finalists had to sit in a car for days 18 00:01:04,120 --> 00:01:09,640 Speaker 1: and the last one remaining would win that card. 19 00:01:11,560 --> 00:01:14,720 Speaker 4: When I very first started in radio, like whatever, twenty 20 00:01:14,800 --> 00:01:17,720 Speaker 4: years ago, I was in promotions and I had to 21 00:01:17,760 --> 00:01:20,559 Speaker 4: sit next to a car overnight at the mall because 22 00:01:20,560 --> 00:01:22,080 Speaker 4: people were inside it. 23 00:01:22,120 --> 00:01:23,760 Speaker 2: Living in it to win it. 24 00:01:23,760 --> 00:01:26,240 Speaker 1: It was it was and you didn't even get a 25 00:01:26,319 --> 00:01:28,120 Speaker 1: chance to win that car, didn't you know? I did it. 26 00:01:28,160 --> 00:01:32,319 Speaker 4: I just had to sit outside make sure they'd followed rules. Yes, 27 00:01:33,640 --> 00:01:34,240 Speaker 4: Minimum Wave. 28 00:01:34,440 --> 00:01:37,560 Speaker 1: Well, at least that contest had rules. This one, there 29 00:01:37,600 --> 00:01:40,320 Speaker 1: really weren't it many rules. They could leave every three 30 00:01:40,360 --> 00:01:43,520 Speaker 1: hours for a restroom break and nothing can be taken 31 00:01:43,520 --> 00:01:46,400 Speaker 1: out of the car. Okay, you apparently aren't allowed to 32 00:01:46,400 --> 00:01:49,200 Speaker 1: bring anything into the car either. But when there was 33 00:01:49,240 --> 00:01:53,800 Speaker 1: just two guys remaining, one of them pulled a disgusting stunt. Oh, 34 00:01:54,040 --> 00:01:56,280 Speaker 1: a guy named Brian went out for his bathroom break 35 00:01:56,480 --> 00:01:59,680 Speaker 1: and then brought something back in a cup, which smelled 36 00:01:59,800 --> 00:02:04,279 Speaker 1: it extremely bad. I think you know what I'm talking about. 37 00:02:04,480 --> 00:02:06,280 Speaker 2: I thought you couldn't bring anything into the car. 38 00:02:06,640 --> 00:02:09,280 Speaker 1: He broke the rules because he stashed it in the car. 39 00:02:09,480 --> 00:02:11,919 Speaker 1: Nobody He was just. 40 00:02:11,880 --> 00:02:13,799 Speaker 2: Trying to get the other guy to get out earlier. 41 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:17,320 Speaker 1: Yeah, the other guy, Chris, got back in, immediately smelled 42 00:02:17,360 --> 00:02:19,920 Speaker 1: it and figured out what had happened and complained to 43 00:02:19,960 --> 00:02:24,399 Speaker 1: the organizers. They agreed the move was not cool, had 44 00:02:24,400 --> 00:02:31,240 Speaker 1: the cup removed, but they did not disqualify Brian. Chris 45 00:02:31,560 --> 00:02:32,360 Speaker 1: was furious. 46 00:02:32,520 --> 00:02:34,440 Speaker 4: Yeah, because Brian broke the rules, You're not supposed to 47 00:02:34,440 --> 00:02:35,680 Speaker 4: bring anything back into the car. 48 00:02:35,919 --> 00:02:37,959 Speaker 2: Yeah, we should have done it in the car. It 49 00:02:38,000 --> 00:02:38,959 Speaker 2: wouldn't have been an issue. 50 00:02:39,000 --> 00:02:39,840 Speaker 1: Okay, maybe not. 51 00:02:39,919 --> 00:02:42,200 Speaker 2: Well, it would have broken the rules. 52 00:02:42,560 --> 00:02:45,640 Speaker 1: Chris, he was mad, just quit right there, saying he 53 00:02:45,720 --> 00:02:50,160 Speaker 1: had more self respect than that. Afterwards, he posted a 54 00:02:50,240 --> 00:02:52,239 Speaker 1: video on it saying he feels like he was the 55 00:02:52,320 --> 00:02:54,959 Speaker 1: rightful winner. I agree, and he's still bitter about the 56 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:57,960 Speaker 1: whole experience. As for Brian, he's getting his new car 57 00:02:58,040 --> 00:02:59,520 Speaker 1: delivered to him this week. 58 00:03:01,480 --> 00:03:04,200 Speaker 2: Ryan doesn't deserve that car. The other should have laughed 59 00:03:04,200 --> 00:03:05,960 Speaker 2: and like thrown his who. 60 00:03:05,720 --> 00:03:08,280 Speaker 1: Like a monkey? Well, the new car smell is gonna 61 00:03:08,280 --> 00:03:10,880 Speaker 1: be a little bit off on the So kind of 62 00:03:10,880 --> 00:03:13,079 Speaker 1: made his own bed there. This next laser story is 63 00:03:13,080 --> 00:03:17,960 Speaker 1: out of playtime. Plaza National Toy Hall of Fame revealed 64 00:03:17,960 --> 00:03:20,720 Speaker 1: the twelve finalists for its twenty twenty four class. I 65 00:03:20,800 --> 00:03:25,400 Speaker 1: love these and once again my favorite childhood toy, Illegal Fireworks, 66 00:03:25,600 --> 00:03:26,200 Speaker 1: was robbed. 67 00:03:27,960 --> 00:03:28,720 Speaker 2: What about Spars? 68 00:03:30,360 --> 00:03:31,640 Speaker 1: I don't know when they're going to put it in, 69 00:03:31,680 --> 00:03:34,720 Speaker 1: but the finalists this year are the board games Apples 70 00:03:34,720 --> 00:03:38,720 Speaker 1: to Apples and Sequence, the card game Phase ten. Oh 71 00:03:38,800 --> 00:03:42,040 Speaker 1: it's so fine, Pokemon trading cards to choose your own 72 00:03:42,120 --> 00:03:46,080 Speaker 1: adventure books. I love those two which actually lost out 73 00:03:46,200 --> 00:03:52,800 Speaker 1: last year. Hess toy trucks, My Little Pony that sound 74 00:03:52,880 --> 00:03:57,320 Speaker 1: like a full grimd pony. There, remote controlled cars, the 75 00:03:57,360 --> 00:04:03,520 Speaker 1: Stickhorse aka hobby horses, tramps, transformers, and plain old balloons. 76 00:04:03,520 --> 00:04:04,640 Speaker 1: Wow wow, my. 77 00:04:05,400 --> 00:04:07,640 Speaker 2: Mom was so anti trampoline. I'm still. 78 00:04:10,120 --> 00:04:11,880 Speaker 1: The winners are going to be voted on by toy 79 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:12,960 Speaker 1: industry experts. 80 00:04:13,000 --> 00:04:15,200 Speaker 2: I'm going to vote for the trampoline, just despite my mother. 81 00:04:15,480 --> 00:04:17,239 Speaker 1: You can find the link to that on our Insta 82 00:04:17,279 --> 00:04:19,200 Speaker 1: stories at Brook and Jeffrey if you want to cast 83 00:04:19,200 --> 00:04:22,480 Speaker 1: a vote. Three let's go, guys. Three of the twelve 84 00:04:22,560 --> 00:04:25,360 Speaker 1: toys will wind up getting inducted and they'll be announced 85 00:04:25,400 --> 00:04:26,200 Speaker 1: in November. 86 00:04:27,160 --> 00:04:28,839 Speaker 2: I'm going Fad and My Little Pony. 87 00:04:29,000 --> 00:04:32,320 Speaker 1: We covered this story last year and if you missed it, 88 00:04:32,400 --> 00:04:36,600 Speaker 1: the four selected winners were for twenty twenty three baseball cards, 89 00:04:36,800 --> 00:04:41,160 Speaker 1: Cabbage Patch Kids, the Fisher Price corn Popper, and Nurf. 90 00:04:41,680 --> 00:04:45,920 Speaker 4: Oh okay was a corn popper like the stick thing 91 00:04:45,960 --> 00:04:46,640 Speaker 4: that you push. 92 00:04:46,680 --> 00:04:48,880 Speaker 2: It goes with the balls inside. 93 00:04:49,680 --> 00:04:51,760 Speaker 1: It's too cheap of a toy for meters play. 94 00:04:54,120 --> 00:04:57,680 Speaker 2: Yeah, where is the remote controlled Porsche? 95 00:04:58,839 --> 00:05:03,560 Speaker 1: Next? Laser stories out of sweet Tooth season, candy seasons 96 00:05:03,600 --> 00:05:07,280 Speaker 1: almost here, and Eminem's just blue fans minds with their 97 00:05:07,320 --> 00:05:12,440 Speaker 1: new fall flavor. They released milk chocolate pumpkin pie treats. 98 00:05:13,760 --> 00:05:17,040 Speaker 1: My gosh, and if that sounds like every other fall 99 00:05:17,120 --> 00:05:20,880 Speaker 1: product that you've seen out there, fans literally don't care. 100 00:05:21,080 --> 00:05:21,440 Speaker 2: Okay. 101 00:05:21,760 --> 00:05:24,760 Speaker 1: One food blogger said the new Eminem's are one hundred 102 00:05:24,800 --> 00:05:28,560 Speaker 1: times better than the original. The candies coming Halloween themed 103 00:05:28,560 --> 00:05:31,200 Speaker 1: colors orange, black and white and have a hint of 104 00:05:31,240 --> 00:05:33,960 Speaker 1: the pumpkin pie flavor with a kiss of chocolate. 105 00:05:37,000 --> 00:05:38,360 Speaker 2: Better when they're like seasonal colors. 106 00:05:38,480 --> 00:05:42,560 Speaker 1: Yeah, you can get them for the next couple of 107 00:05:42,560 --> 00:05:45,320 Speaker 1: months for five bucks at Target and Walmart. Make sure 108 00:05:45,360 --> 00:05:47,880 Speaker 1: to watch our TikTok when we do the diabetic eating 109 00:05:47,960 --> 00:05:55,159 Speaker 1: challenge for Jose coming up this October. This next laser 110 00:05:55,160 --> 00:05:59,760 Speaker 1: story is out of Toctown usas you really shouldn't judge 111 00:05:59,760 --> 00:06:03,800 Speaker 1: people too quickly or over one little mistake. That said, 112 00:06:03,880 --> 00:06:06,839 Speaker 1: what's a mispronounced word that immediately makes you think that 113 00:06:06,880 --> 00:06:11,560 Speaker 1: person's dumb? Chewed a new poopy? A popular website did 114 00:06:11,560 --> 00:06:14,520 Speaker 1: a poll that got thousands of responses. Here were the 115 00:06:14,520 --> 00:06:19,839 Speaker 1: top ones. Number seven Library if it's said as library. 116 00:06:20,120 --> 00:06:21,600 Speaker 2: I don't know you say without an accent. 117 00:06:23,200 --> 00:06:27,599 Speaker 1: Library, Yeah, no, it's library. Get it right. Numbers. 118 00:06:27,640 --> 00:06:29,880 Speaker 2: I was just going to be a list of Jeff 119 00:06:29,960 --> 00:06:31,560 Speaker 2: Forting US and how we speak well. 120 00:06:31,600 --> 00:06:33,960 Speaker 1: The English language is sacred, but you guys can crap 121 00:06:34,000 --> 00:06:36,839 Speaker 1: all over it if you want. Number six, fahidas with 122 00:06:36,920 --> 00:06:43,599 Speaker 1: an r as in frahidahs that one too, or with 123 00:06:43,640 --> 00:06:48,160 Speaker 1: a J fajetas or ragidas. All of it the worst. 124 00:06:50,160 --> 00:06:52,120 Speaker 2: I know, but some people mess it up. I think 125 00:06:52,200 --> 00:06:52,640 Speaker 2: for real. 126 00:06:52,839 --> 00:06:55,440 Speaker 1: Yeah that's true. Number five anything that starts with an 127 00:06:55,760 --> 00:06:59,840 Speaker 1: es sound, but you make it an X sound, expresso 128 00:07:00,200 --> 00:07:03,520 Speaker 1: like expresso, escape, et cetera. 129 00:07:04,640 --> 00:07:06,800 Speaker 2: What she said, I don't I do that on all 130 00:07:06,839 --> 00:07:07,200 Speaker 2: of them. 131 00:07:09,279 --> 00:07:12,320 Speaker 1: Number four mispronounced word that immediately makes you think that 132 00:07:12,360 --> 00:07:19,000 Speaker 1: person stupid. Case Adea said as cas Adylla. Yeah, we 133 00:07:19,040 --> 00:07:22,640 Speaker 1: always say it as a joke. Number three Chipotle. If 134 00:07:22,680 --> 00:07:31,040 Speaker 1: people say chipote or chipolti Chipotle, I'm a joke. You 135 00:07:31,080 --> 00:07:36,600 Speaker 1: guys are embarrassing. Number two the words specifically said pacifically. 136 00:07:36,920 --> 00:07:39,920 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's annoy And the number one word that 137 00:07:39,960 --> 00:07:42,480 Speaker 1: makes you look especially dumb when you say it wrong. 138 00:07:44,240 --> 00:07:44,760 Speaker 2: I heard it. 139 00:07:46,880 --> 00:07:51,520 Speaker 1: Texting the word idiot to seventy five. It makes you 140 00:07:51,560 --> 00:07:55,480 Speaker 1: look especially dumb when you say it wrong frustrated, but 141 00:07:55,520 --> 00:08:01,480 Speaker 1: you say it as frustrated speaking of someone after you 142 00:08:01,520 --> 00:08:06,440 Speaker 1: go to the dentist, speaking of someone who is absolutely frustated. 143 00:08:06,800 --> 00:08:10,240 Speaker 1: This guy especially, he had to wait outside j C. 144 00:08:10,440 --> 00:08:12,520 Speaker 1: Penny for the new shipment of high heeled pumps for 145 00:08:12,560 --> 00:08:16,080 Speaker 1: almost a week. Oh man, I don't have the heart 146 00:08:16,120 --> 00:08:19,320 Speaker 1: to tell him they closed last year. So that's how 147 00:08:19,400 --> 00:08:21,240 Speaker 1: means Laser Stories has come to an end of the day. 148 00:08:21,240 --> 00:08:23,600 Speaker 1: We'll do it again the same time on Wednesday 149 00:08:24,120 --> 00:08:25,680 Speaker 2: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.