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Speaker 1: Jewbles, dirty little secret.

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Speaker 2: Hello, Hey, what's up?

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Speaker 3: Guys?

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Speaker 1: Hey was up? You have a dirty little secret?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, So I slipt with my best friend's mom, whoa.

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Speaker 4: A lot more than you.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it does.

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Speaker 4: Why how did that happen? So?

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Speaker 3: I mean, you know, I mean we grew up neighbors,

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Speaker 3: you know, in the neighborhood. My buddy and I and

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Speaker 3: I mean have a lot of memories. I mean we're

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Speaker 3: all out of the old neighborhood now. Our parents still

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Speaker 3: live next to each other, all that stuff. And you know,

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Speaker 3: we always come in town, you know, Thanksgiving whatever, and

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Speaker 3: you know I always come in town visit my parents

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Speaker 3: and then see his parents, see everybody.

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Speaker 2: Long story shortest the holidays, we had a few cocktails.

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Speaker 2: You know, it got late.

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Speaker 3: My buddy went upstairs, you know, was in his bed

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Speaker 3: doing his thing. And the next thing I know, I'm

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Speaker 3: down in the basement with his mom. We're listening to music,

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Speaker 3: havington cocktails and one thing might do another but me

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Speaker 3: and I never told him about it.

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Speaker 4: He was in the house.

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Speaker 1: WHOA, that's impressive.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I mean only happened one time, you know,

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Speaker 3: I go, look, yes, she goes, only one time. This

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Speaker 3: only happened one time, and basically we don't ever even

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Speaker 3: really mention it or anything.

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Speaker 4: It's like it never happened until she grabs him next

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Speaker 4: Thanksgiving and is like, get over your turkey.

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Speaker 1: You should marry her. You should marry her, and then

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Speaker 1: you could be your best friend's stepdad. Wow. Yeah, hey,

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Speaker 1: thanks very much. Would thanks for your dirty little secret.

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Speaker 1: Thanks yip, But what's

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Speaker 4: Your dirty little secret