Speaker 1: Tara, do you have it?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 3: Is there a clip?
Speaker 1: Will there's a clip?
Speaker 4: This came up on my feed this morning with my twelve.
Speaker 3: Followers, Oh your fen stuff.
Speaker 4: My fenstaff and I thought we would all get a
Speaker 4: kick out of this.
Speaker 5: And I'm getting the chills. Want to make them go away.
Speaker 1: I need something the reels, whether I'm in my house
Speaker 1: or out on the street. I want a hat right
Speaker 1: now that.
Speaker 6: Can bring me the heat.
Speaker 7: It's a teeny weeny beanie.
Speaker 6: It's a teeny Weeni beanie.
Speaker 5: It don't cover your he is because you still need
Speaker 5: to heat his It's.
Speaker 4: A teeny beane.
Speaker 5: Have a bad hair day, but I don't have the time.
Speaker 1: Need to make it go away at the drop of
Speaker 1: a dime. I can't smooth it out.
Speaker 5: Looks like a rolled out of bed.
Speaker 1: I want a hat right now I can put on
Speaker 1: my head.
Speaker 7: It's a tenue weenie beanie. It's a tenueenie beanie. If
Speaker 7: you don't got a comb, just put this in your dome.
Speaker 7: It's a teeny weenie beanie. Wear a teeny weenie beanie.
Speaker 6: When I drink a Drayma Tini Yum, wear a teeny
Speaker 6: ween neied beanie while I eat somethet of chinie Yu
Speaker 6: wear a teeny weenie beanie while I play a Tamborini.
Speaker 6: Fun You know what I'd wish for if I had
Speaker 6: a genie, No, what a beanie. Everywhere I go, I'll
Speaker 6: wear a tenny weenie beanie rocking red and blue, a
Speaker 6: greenie I on six or seventeen, and I always keep
Speaker 6: him cleaning, throwing right in the machinie.
Speaker 5: Then I watch a TV screeny or I read a magazine.
Speaker 6: Put a teny weenie beanie on a teeny Tangerini. Put
Speaker 6: a teeny weeny beanie on a tub of That's Allini.
Speaker 6: Put a tiny weenie beanie on a pick of Mister Phoenie.
Speaker 6: Wear a teeny Weeni beanie while I'm singing to Joelini.
Speaker 8: Oh my god, that's funny. I was waiting for the connection.
Speaker 8: I was like, why is will show you this? And guess, yeah, sure,
Speaker 8: it's funny. I definitely remember this back in the day,
Speaker 8: but I didn't. I didn't remember the Phoebe reference.
Speaker 1: It did, and it made me wonder, where's the most
Speaker 1: random place you ever saw a Boy Meets World reference?
Speaker 1: Where you were just like, what the right I mean?
Speaker 5: You know, they got Bill to do.
Speaker 8: Oh my god, Bill, But it wasn't it wasn't a
Speaker 8: Boy Meets World reference. But Bill did a sketch one time.
Speaker 8: And this is like ten fifteen years ago, is with
Speaker 8: the creator of hacks. What's her name, I'm blanking on
Speaker 8: her name, Paul? All right, well it's Paul and Lee.
Speaker 8: I'm gonna forget that. But for a while they were
Speaker 8: doing I'll look at them up. But for a while
Speaker 8: they were doing sketches and they had me come in
Speaker 8: and do one. He's like in twenty fourteen or whatever.
Speaker 8: And like a couple, like a couple of months later,
Speaker 8: they brought Bill in and it's pretty funny.
Speaker 5: He's I got to look at.
Speaker 1: It, but it's not it's not a Boy Meets World reference, not.
Speaker 5: No, not tech.
Speaker 8: But he's clearly in there because it's mister Feenny and
Speaker 8: he's talking about tits. So it's very like inappropriate to
Speaker 8: watch Bill, and it's very funny. But that's the that's
Speaker 8: the time that I was just like, whoa, they got
Speaker 8: Bill to do this thing.
Speaker 1: I remember the first the first ever Boy Meets World
Speaker 1: reference kind of in the wild that I ever saw,
Speaker 1: and it was ninety five. So we had just started
Speaker 1: and the movie Hackers came out, which was a great movie,
Speaker 1: Angelina Jolie everything every and the youngest character saying something
Speaker 1: and the guy goes, whoa easy there, boy meets world,
Speaker 1: Why don't we go back into the club? And I
Speaker 1: was in the theater like, wait, what We're in a movie?
Speaker 1: So that was yeah, it was just kind of out
Speaker 1: of nowhere thrown in but like it was an insult. Well,
Speaker 1: of course it was an insult. He was the youngest
Speaker 1: one because he was the youngest kid exactly.
Speaker 5: Joker is the joke that he's like, it's like just.
Speaker 1: Annoying, like I don't care, don't care anymore, no bad publicity.
Speaker 8: I think Hackers was trying to be like cool and
Speaker 8: like watching like a kid's sitcom was just like cheesy.
Speaker 1: That was like the roller bladed everywhere in the New
Speaker 1: York City and it was a pool on times.
Speaker 8: Like the irony is that Hackers is the least cool
Speaker 8: thing now all right, kind of has like this cool factor,
Speaker 8: the sheen of nostalgia makes boys world way cooler than
Speaker 8: that piece of crap.
Speaker 1: We can't handle it. It was terrible though it was
Speaker 1: not a good movie.
Speaker 4: But yeah, it was a great movie in a bad way.
Speaker 1: There's been numerous times that I've been sitting with headphones
Speaker 1: on in my house listening to rap music, just walking
Speaker 1: around and then Danielle gets referenced in the wild, which
Speaker 1: is it's always topanga, right, which all right, So what
Speaker 1: I was talking about was Paul W.
Speaker 8: Downs and Luccia Aniello who created Hacks that show they
Speaker 8: and it's called ghost Tits featuring Olivia mun and Bill
Speaker 8: pops up in.
Speaker 5: It and it's hysteric. Yeah it's not worth Sharon, but
Speaker 5: but okay, that.
Speaker 1: Was by far the you.
Speaker 5: But you know, Fallon has brought us up a lot.
Speaker 8: Fallon is like a boy meets World person because he's
Speaker 8: like when he's done like his shout outs where he
Speaker 8: like just says like name associations.
Speaker 5: He's thrown in my name like some night writer, right
Speaker 5: or strong, but you know he does like all these
Speaker 5: word associations.
Speaker 8: And then wasn't it Fallon that that had which show
Speaker 8: had the beat poem? Like, yeah, that was Samuel was
Speaker 8: it Samuel L.
Speaker 1: Jackson? Yeah?
Speaker 5: Sam Jackson?
Speaker 8: It was just like it's classic, Like yeah, so I
Speaker 8: guess either he or like someone on his staff is
Speaker 8: just a big Boy Meets World fan.
Speaker 5: I think it gives us a shout out.
Speaker 1: I think it's him.
Speaker 4: So the next time we're in New York, we're just
Speaker 4: gonna have to pop in and say.
Speaker 3: Hi, Yeah, just drop by.
Speaker 5: Yeah, they did ask us to.
Speaker 1: Do like I remember that back in the day.
Speaker 5: Yeah, when was that?
Speaker 8: That was like two thousand and Eightish almost wanted to do.
Speaker 3: It before the thirtieth, right like or twenty fifth it
Speaker 3: had I think it was around like Milestone year.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I feel like it was before Girl Meets World though.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think it too. It was also a bit
Speaker 1: he was doing because he did it with also by
Speaker 1: the Bell, and I think there was somebody two or
Speaker 1: three that he did in a row.
Speaker 8: There was zero chance that I would ever do that
Speaker 8: still is probably zero chance. Now, yeah, you'd go on
Speaker 8: the Tonight Show, wouldn't you? Three of us went on
Speaker 8: to talk about something we're doing, Yes, yea like or
Speaker 8: yeah sure.
Speaker 1: But if we had a movie coming out or something
Speaker 1: like that and we were in New York and we
Speaker 1: had something to promote and he wanted us on the
Speaker 1: to Night Show.
Speaker 8: Absolutely, or to talk about the podcasters, Yes, totally but
Speaker 8: like to put on the leather jacket and do a
Speaker 8: bit about being shown that.
Speaker 5: Which is what the which is what they want us
Speaker 5: to do.
Speaker 8: Yeah, that when they have a reunion, it's not like
Speaker 8: let's catch up with what the cast is doing. It's like,
Speaker 8: let's see how old these people have gotten and let's
Speaker 8: put them in outfit's like they're gonna.
Speaker 1: Pop in do the feenie call, Like all right, awesome. No,
Speaker 1: I would never never want to do I wouldn't have
Speaker 1: done it either.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 1: Welcome, I'm rather strong and I'm Wilford Ill.
Speaker 3: Thank you for joining us. Today. We are recapping season seven,
Speaker 3: episode fifteen, The War. It originally aired February eleventh, the
Speaker 3: year two thousand.
Speaker 1: The Laurence's birthday.
Speaker 3: Oh, it is his birthday February eleventh.
Speaker 1: Isn't he because he's an eleventh brother. I'm pretty sure
Speaker 1: he's February eleventh. Riders December eleventh. I'm August eleventh. Sabrina
Speaker 1: is something eleventh. It's the Power.
Speaker 5: Eleven star chart.
Speaker 1: It's in my heart and soul rider Matt's February eleventh,
Speaker 1: ninety nine percent.
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, wow, I didn't know that.
Speaker 5: You make one of us dated episode.
Speaker 1: One of us dated them. Yeah, one of us in
Speaker 1: this conversations love Matt Lawrence and I'm pretty sure it's me.
Speaker 3: So the snopsis of prank War breaks out amongst the
Speaker 3: seven friends and we gets out of hand. It was
Speaker 3: directed by William Russ. That's our very own Rusty Russ,
Speaker 3: written by Alison M. Gibson, and I don't have to
Speaker 3: mention any guest stars because there are none.
Speaker 1: Yeah, carried it ourselves, carried it ourselves, and boy did
Speaker 1: we carry it right into the ground, into the garage.
Speaker 1: We just carried it to the dumpster fire and throw it.
Speaker 5: I'm just kidding.
Speaker 1: I disagree with both of you.
Speaker 5: I'm just kidding. I actually don't think it's that horrible,
Speaker 5: but it's not great opinion.
Speaker 1: I really liked it, really, I absolutely like this episode.
Speaker 1: This is this might have been, but you should have
Speaker 1: just said ROMP with giant letters flashing.
Speaker 3: We none of us committed to the ROMP.
Speaker 1: No, well Ben did?
Speaker 3: Ben totally did it true?
Speaker 8: Yeah, I just find it so silly, which is fine,
Speaker 8: But then I had and I had to look up
Speaker 8: this word because I thought I had the right word,
Speaker 8: and I definitely did.
Speaker 5: It's mawkish, like overly.
Speaker 8: Sentimental in like this, like and it's like, dude, just
Speaker 8: stay silly, like we were fun and silly. And then
Speaker 8: it's like, oh, you crossed the line with Rachel, and
Speaker 8: it's like okay, and then we're trying to get back
Speaker 8: to silly and then it's like but then you crossed the.
Speaker 1: Line with Eric and I'm oh, and I'm like.
Speaker 5: What is happening?
Speaker 3: Just stay silly.
Speaker 8: Or make it real, and it's like it just I'm
Speaker 8: like where we I can't, you know. And I think
Speaker 8: maybe it's saved by the second part because the second
Speaker 8: part makes right, you know, plays with Squirrel. It sort
Speaker 8: of plays with Squirrel, sort of unifies the mawkishness and
Speaker 8: the silly because he is silly, but he says something
Speaker 8: really important about, you know, lose one friend, So like
Speaker 8: I'm hoping that sort of universes.
Speaker 5: But this is just so off for me.
Speaker 1: This tone.
Speaker 8: I was just like, I don't like Sean and Corey,
Speaker 8: but I also don't like everybody yelling at them, so
Speaker 8: I don't like anybody.
Speaker 5: I don't know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I completely agree with you that it needed
Speaker 3: to pick a link. If we had just stayed full wrong.
Speaker 3: Maybe if if the episode ended Rachel and then her
Speaker 3: being sad and it ending on a uh oh, we
Speaker 3: went too far, we went too far, then it could
Speaker 3: have been oh, what's going to happen?
Speaker 8: Would have been so effective. Yes, that's exactly a problem.
Speaker 8: It just lingered too long, like and having everybody sort
Speaker 8: of yell at each other.
Speaker 5: I just was like, I don't like it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I liked it. I liked it. Well. First
Speaker 1: of all, I liked it because this is the height
Speaker 1: of us trying to make each other laugh and just
Speaker 1: having a good time clearly, right, I mean, it's like
Speaker 1: we're all just trying to hold it together, and writer,
Speaker 1: you look like you're going to laugh in every single
Speaker 1: scene everything, and that I'm kind of here for that
Speaker 1: at this point because now it's just us trying to
Speaker 1: entertain each other. Also, as somebody who can't stand practical jokes,
Speaker 1: this is kind of real in that you practical joke,
Speaker 1: you practical joke. Oh my god, you went way too far?
Speaker 1: What the hell were you thinking? Which then leads into
Speaker 1: which I kind of liked where they went, which is
Speaker 1: old cast versus the new cast. Do we really care
Speaker 1: about Rachel? Like that's the problem. But see I like
Speaker 1: that the storyline too.
Speaker 8: But the problem is I don't care about but that's
Speaker 8: I don't think that's important. She hasn't I know, but
Speaker 8: we haven't developed her enough, like this could have been
Speaker 8: a really nice moment.
Speaker 3: But she also she's one of our friends. No, she
Speaker 3: hasn't barely been in any scenes with us or episodes
Speaker 3: around with her in our friends group.
Speaker 8: Well, the real the real problem is that they play
Speaker 8: her the only real relationship she's had with Jack, and
Speaker 8: they play it for a joke in this episode. Completely
Speaker 8: If that, if she hadn't done the whole give you cookies,
Speaker 8: kissy kissy gross thing, if they instead had her be
Speaker 8: like Jack, remember our relationship and it was like, then
Speaker 8: we would as an audience be like, that's right, Rachel
Speaker 8: does have character, and then when she's upset about it later,
Speaker 8: we believe it.
Speaker 5: But instead it's like, you made a.
Speaker 8: Joke, you went sexy to try and entice a guy,
Speaker 8: So why are we supposed to feel bad about you
Speaker 8: with the sexy photo, Like it's I don't know, like
Speaker 8: it's like it's it's not set up well enough by
Speaker 8: the previous season and.
Speaker 1: A half, I like, but that's the thing is I
Speaker 1: think that's exactly why it was done, like that, the
Speaker 1: three of them felt like friends in law in this episode,
Speaker 1: And we've all had those people where it's like we've
Speaker 1: got a core group of friends and then we met
Speaker 1: this new person. Yeah, you're a friend of ours, but
Speaker 1: at the end of the day, are you? And so
Speaker 1: I kind of liked that. And then when it goes,
Speaker 1: it's just Corey and Sean having to win, So they're
Speaker 1: going to do with whatever they have to do to win.
Speaker 1: And then so the thing I liked about this episode
Speaker 1: is it played on multiple storylines that have been underlying
Speaker 1: for seasons. Is Tapanga really really part of Corey and Sean?
Speaker 1: Not really? And she thought she was going to be
Speaker 1: a part of Corey and Sean and now she really
Speaker 1: finds out she's not. Do they really care about about
Speaker 1: Sean or about Angela and Maitland and Jack? I didn't
Speaker 1: even say Rachel and Jack?
Speaker 4: I mean, do are they really that important?
Speaker 1: And so the idea of pitting that and then where
Speaker 1: does Eric fall is a whole nother story that we've
Speaker 1: always talked about. Is he with Jack? And kind of
Speaker 1: they threw him with him, but then he went with Maitland,
Speaker 1: so where the hell did he end up?
Speaker 4: And this is just that put on film.
Speaker 1: It's like him in the middle of two groups going
Speaker 1: where do I actually belong? So them kind of doing
Speaker 1: it all together. And I do personally think when we
Speaker 1: do see the second half, it is gonna be like
Speaker 1: an hour long, our forty four minute movie. That makes
Speaker 1: more sense when it's all together with the fun rompiness
Speaker 1: of it. But so I I did I enjoy I
Speaker 1: enjoyed watching kind of every aspect of it, and I
Speaker 1: did think it worked on kind of levels. It was
Speaker 1: just Feenie, who was like Bill was funny, but it
Speaker 1: was kind of like, well, that's not Feoenie at all,
Speaker 1: but who can't care.
Speaker 8: I was cool that because that's like, yeah, it was No.
Speaker 8: I was what you're saying, Will, and I think what
Speaker 8: you're like. I think what you're the sort of metainess
Speaker 8: of Boyby's world we've talked about we were like aware
Speaker 8: of ourselves as characters and all that. I would much
Speaker 8: prefer this version to us like sitting around talking about
Speaker 8: like right, you're this time, so like to make to
Speaker 8: take that sort of meta approach where we're messing with
Speaker 8: our characters and we're self aware and have it be
Speaker 8: a fun romp. Like I totally get like that is cool.
Speaker 8: I guess I just wish it was stayed in that mode.
Speaker 8: I think I think of it. It's like exactly like
Speaker 8: Danielle Pitch, and it stayed in that mode. It's the
Speaker 8: last moment. And then I was like, ooh, too far,
Speaker 8: too far. But I also just I also just like,
Speaker 8: I don't know, like even the Corey Sean thing. Every
Speaker 8: time they kept saying, you know, don't mess with us,
Speaker 8: We're the best, I'm like, are you when was the
Speaker 8: last time we saw this exactly? Because actually, what is
Speaker 8: and what is the thing that we take things too extremely?
Speaker 8: Actually the Corey Sean dynamic is Sean commits to something
Speaker 8: and drags Corey into it and it works out like
Speaker 8: it's the air, It's the B and B's B and
Speaker 8: B episode. It's like, that's the dynamic is that Sean
Speaker 8: takes something too far, poor Corey gets dragged along and
Speaker 8: then but it's not that they commit and do great
Speaker 8: things together, like there's.
Speaker 3: Some masters of they're not the prank master.
Speaker 1: They pulled the head ties that was you that was
Speaker 1: you and Corey's. It should have been the whole day.
Speaker 8: It should have been like, don't mess with Sean, We're
Speaker 8: gonna and Corey being like, I don't know, can we
Speaker 8: do this, and being me being that trusts me it
Speaker 8: always works out exactly what I did in the B
Speaker 8: and B episode. It could have been the same dynamic
Speaker 8: and Corey just fretting about it, or maybe even Corey's
Speaker 8: like overly confident because of all the times that we've
Speaker 8: gotten out of problems. But the idea that we're like
Speaker 8: great at pranks or like sophisticate, I don't that's never
Speaker 8: been established, So.
Speaker 5: I don't get it.
Speaker 1: I'm kind of over them establishing things like they just
Speaker 1: I just have to kind of go, hey, this is
Speaker 1: what boy Mes world is this episode and I didn't.
Speaker 4: Again it was just us, which is not to make
Speaker 4: each other laugh.
Speaker 8: Which is the way it was in television where it
Speaker 8: was non serialized, Like the idea was that you just
Speaker 8: take every episode.
Speaker 5: On its own terms, And like the biggest.
Speaker 8: Problem with our approach to this whole podcast is that
Speaker 8: we're trying to like put a serialized television lens on
Speaker 8: what it was not ever supposed to be a serialized show,
Speaker 8: like it existed, like a comic strip in the Sunday Paper.
Speaker 5: It's supposed to be.
Speaker 8: That every time you open it up, you encounter the
Speaker 8: characters a new and you believe what they're saying based
Speaker 8: on what you're presented with.
Speaker 1: Like that's the idea. Yeah, I guess it's weird.
Speaker 5: I know it is weird, but only from this lens.
Speaker 5: So like back then, it was totally normal.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Well, let's jump into our recap. We start in Rachel
Speaker 3: and Angela's dorm. Remember that the two of them lived together. Okay,
Speaker 3: Sean and Angela, and.
Speaker 1: We knew that, we knew. I remember she did say
Speaker 1: she was leaving to get and I didn't know that
Speaker 1: was a job. I just thought they were like, you're
Speaker 1: the ra Like I didn't think you got a perk
Speaker 1: for that.
Speaker 3: Nope.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I don't know if you get paid. I mean,
Speaker 8: you must get paid something, but I think you definitely
Speaker 8: get discounts.
Speaker 5: On your like living. Oh okay, I think maybe live
Speaker 5: for free.
Speaker 3: I thought that she gets a free parking space. I'm like, okay,
Speaker 3: that makes sense. Yeah, so Sean and Angela are swapping
Speaker 3: spit open mouth, just making out on the bed and
Speaker 3: then they stop abruptly when they noticed Corey and Tabanga
Speaker 3: sitting on Rachel's nearby bed reading magazines. Corey is tossing
Speaker 3: popcorn into his mouth, missing every time, and his shirt
Speaker 3: is littered with peronels. This remind you of anybody?
Speaker 1: Yep?
Speaker 5: Do you think he was doing an intentional David compression?
Speaker 1: It must have been, oh my god, it's so awesome.
Speaker 8: Do you think bench just added that in because they
Speaker 8: were just like, let's have him eating popcorn.
Speaker 5: And Ben was probably like, well, I'm going to David
Speaker 5: combs it up.
Speaker 1: Because it's all over the floor.
Speaker 5: There's no way.
Speaker 3: Nope, it is one. It is a one hundred percent
Speaker 3: David Combs for our dear listeners. I think we have
Speaker 3: talked about it before, but David loved popcorn and it
Speaker 3: was like one of his regular snacks. And he would
Speaker 3: sit on the couch next to us where we would
Speaker 3: be working reading, you know something, we were.
Speaker 8: Working discussing friendship words sources, red bowl of popcorn.
Speaker 3: And you would take it by the handfuls and there
Speaker 3: was like a small toss into the now where a
Speaker 3: few kernels would make it in, but just covered it
Speaker 3: was littered his shirt and the couch near him and
Speaker 3: the floor at his feet.
Speaker 8: And do you remember Ben's specific oppression of him. He
Speaker 8: would because he would do the sniffing through the nose
Speaker 8: thing Benny Benny because he would call him Benny. So
Speaker 8: he would be sitting there discussing the philosophy of religion
Speaker 8: or whatever.
Speaker 9: But no, it was the black collar, the black collared
Speaker 9: pullover shirt, just covered in popcorn.
Speaker 3: Covered little popcorn colonels. And then every now and then
Speaker 3: he'd looked down and realized there were a bunch there,
Speaker 3: and then he'd brush them off and so they they'd
Speaker 3: all fall to the floor, and then he would just
Speaker 3: go back and start over with Oh I miss it
Speaker 3: so much. I mean I would love to go back
Speaker 3: for one more moment. That man, why does everyone on
Speaker 3: this show have to hook up near other people? Are
Speaker 3: they just exis?
Speaker 1: Because you never know what's going to happen in the mix,
Speaker 1: and maybe it's time to swap o that's what's going on.
Speaker 8: I just think it's like this, Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 8: It's it's still so weird to me to think about
Speaker 8: how little I thought about this.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Like wow, Like I just I was like, oh yeah,
Speaker 5: I was just sitting there and making up with Trina.
Speaker 8: Like the idea of kissing Trina right now, like as
Speaker 8: a full grown adult, like it is like so weird
Speaker 8: to me, But like back then, I literally was just
Speaker 8: like Patria was good. Yeah, she was married, had three kids,
Speaker 8: and I was just you know whatever.
Speaker 1: But I never thought about it.
Speaker 8: Was literally like my body and my mouth were just
Speaker 8: like owned by Boy Meets World and it would just
Speaker 8: be like cool Trina and like we were just friends,
Speaker 8: Like we were just good friends, and like the thought
Speaker 8: of like that level of comfort with somebody is just
Speaker 8: so weird.
Speaker 1: It's so weird.
Speaker 3: Well, when do you think that changed for you? Because
Speaker 3: I know we had conversations about it around the time
Speaker 3: of Girl Meets World and you didn't feel that way.
Speaker 3: Although it was a little for you to kiss Speryl
Speaker 3: when you not no, not like a big deal. You
Speaker 3: were like, yeah, it's a big deal, but like you
Speaker 3: didn't have to sit there and like a great out
Speaker 3: there was just like a no because you guys got married.
Speaker 1: Right it was Disney Channel.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I honestly don't even remember that. I don't remember it,
Speaker 8: So it was it was not an issue It was
Speaker 8: definitely not this though, Like this intense level of like
Speaker 8: getting the audience to goo, like that did not happen
Speaker 8: on Disney Channel, right, Like no, and I don't think
Speaker 8: that would happen.
Speaker 5: Anywhere these days.
Speaker 8: Like I just think that that's not part of our
Speaker 8: our television culture anymore, unless it's like full on HBO.
Speaker 8: I was gonna say, unless it's you know, unless it's
Speaker 8: Extreme Hockey the show or whatever, and then it becomes
Speaker 8: like that's what it becomes about. Right, It's like how
Speaker 8: sexy is a show? Or even what's the teenage show
Speaker 8: that was Big Flori, right like that where it's like
Speaker 8: explicit and the whole point is like, but like this
Speaker 8: where it's like, say, fun it's so weird, Yes.
Speaker 1: So weird. Euphoria may be so glad I didn't have children.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh god, I never have to deal
Speaker 1: with this.
Speaker 5: I've never watched it.
Speaker 1: Never, Oh god, I watched one or two episodes. I
Speaker 1: was like, Nope, not for me.
Speaker 3: Well, Sean wonders, why are you guys going at it?
Speaker 3: And it's definitely not because they want privacy. That's not
Speaker 3: the Product's not Corys.
Speaker 5: The married couple just sitting across the room while.
Speaker 1: This literal popcorn eating popcorn watching another couple just.
Speaker 3: Got it our own apartment we could go to, and
Speaker 3: we just know. Cory scoffs, Shani, you don't understand what
Speaker 3: I got here. Once you start up this engine, it's
Speaker 3: NonStop to Puerto Rico. Angelo sarcastically respond.
Speaker 5: This is okay. So do you guys remember the note
Speaker 5: session for this?
Speaker 8: Because Ben could speak Spanish, so he pronounced it correct
Speaker 8: Puerto Rico.
Speaker 1: Michael gave him so much. What is that? That's not funny?
Speaker 8: And Ben was like, but that's the way you pronounced it.
Speaker 8: He's like, it's poorto rico. Do I have to write it.
Speaker 5: In the script? P o r t Oh, that's the
Speaker 5: way it's funny. Puere doo rico. That's not funny.
Speaker 1: He's right, it's that funny funny remember that at all?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it was so I.
Speaker 8: Never died because Ben was like, yeah, okay, he gave it.
Speaker 8: He cave but he was like, yeah, it's right, it's
Speaker 8: not funny.
Speaker 5: Nless word. But also this, I don't know what this
Speaker 5: line means.
Speaker 3: I actually thought he was talking about Topanga, but like,
Speaker 3: but he was talking about him that I can't just
Speaker 3: make out because once I start making out, I'm gonna
Speaker 3: have to skirt, right.
Speaker 5: Is that what he said?
Speaker 1: This?
Speaker 10: Okay, but he said it a little more crassly than
Speaker 10: I would, But that's what I was at. But the
Speaker 10: next line, we lost her, and then we lost her.
Speaker 1: We shouldn't tell you. Daniel's on the road right now
Speaker 1: with Dancing with the Stars again. She's in a hotel
Speaker 1: room in Texas talking about Corey and to Panga.
Speaker 3: So I don't know where my camera went.
Speaker 1: There.
Speaker 3: I am, oh my god, Oh.
Speaker 1: My god, that that is what he meant.
Speaker 8: She starts the way he like points to her. I
Speaker 8: thought he meant her, and I was like, is the
Speaker 8: implication that she's such a sex kitten that you get
Speaker 8: her going?
Speaker 5: But then she says, I don't even know what that means.
Speaker 5: I was like, I neither do I dude.
Speaker 3: Yeah, boat no, yeah, And that's why I get because
Speaker 3: then it made her saying I don't even know what
Speaker 3: he's talking about kind of funny because if he was
Speaker 3: talking about her, then it's like just denial. But when
Speaker 3: when he's talking about himself and she goes, what are
Speaker 3: you even.
Speaker 1: Talking about like settle down.
Speaker 3: You know, you're not that great. Corey stares off into
Speaker 3: the distance. That's right, Papa don't make sense. Okay, it's all.
Speaker 1: Now. I have a question because I thought the same
Speaker 1: thing when that came up. Do you think this is
Speaker 1: slightly Eric's character infecting the rest of the cast, meaning
Speaker 1: like Will doing funny voices and just saying words is good.
Speaker 1: Let's try it with other characters.
Speaker 5: Absolutely?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, because that I beg he does Papado
Speaker 1: makes sense?
Speaker 5: I mean, it's oh, so much of this season has
Speaker 5: been that.
Speaker 8: It's just pushing people into insane levels of like you know,
Speaker 8: and that's why I think I'm so uncomfortable is because
Speaker 8: I don't really do that very well. You don't like
Speaker 8: episode though, I'm just like, I don't know, like I'm
Speaker 8: just not like Yanna.
Speaker 1: Yes, I like how you and Corey were saying the
Speaker 1: same thing at the same time a lot in this episode,
Speaker 1: like in.
Speaker 3: Real life that, yeah, that's what happens a lot.
Speaker 1: I had that. I was like, Okay, yeah, we brought
Speaker 1: back the ha.
Speaker 8: Which hasn't been sin since like season two.
Speaker 3: When Rachel storms in I hate this job, she imitates
Speaker 3: her supervisors Rachel. The shower drains clogged, Rachel. Somebody pooked
Speaker 3: in the hall Rachel. The candy machines out of cornnuts.
Speaker 3: Sean is concerned it is well fix it. Rachel reminds
Speaker 3: him she's a resident advisor and not a vending machine stuffer,
Speaker 3: and that she only took this job for the one berkday.
Speaker 3: Giver Angela blurts out a great roommate. No, Rachel reveals
Speaker 3: parking spot. That's what I get, A place to park
Speaker 3: my little beetle near my room. Corey excitedly runs over
Speaker 3: to Sean and giggles, I've never seen our redhead so fiery.
Speaker 3: I like it. Rachel continues to complain, I had to
Speaker 3: walk a mile and a half because of some stupid,
Speaker 3: selfish spot grubbing moron. This part again, what we're about
Speaker 3: to do makes no sense. How you now know you
Speaker 3: parked in her spot when you were going to faint that.
Speaker 1: Sean never had a car that we ever even talked
Speaker 1: about before, so.
Speaker 8: I had the same thought because we did bring that up.
Speaker 8: I remember during one of our recapster like, does Sean
Speaker 8: have a car?
Speaker 1: A car?
Speaker 5: How does he pay for anything? Doesn't you?
Speaker 3: Well, Sean suggests maybe that moron didn't know it was yours. Rachel,
Speaker 3: go why you you parked in my spot? Her just
Speaker 3: saying someone parked in my spot wouldn't make you.
Speaker 1: Know that it was you unless there's a sign that
Speaker 1: says saved for resident Advisor Rachel Maguire.
Speaker 3: And he just didn't.
Speaker 8: All I share to do is reference what kind of
Speaker 8: car it is? She says, whoever parked their stupid Nissan
Speaker 8: in my thing?
Speaker 5: And that's what Sean goes, Oh, but instead.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know why you're right, like, yeah, the
Speaker 1: funny joke, mora, Yeah, somebody parked their nasty red Corolla
Speaker 1: in my spot? God, who would do that?
Speaker 4: And surely is not nasty like.
Speaker 1: Something like that where you've named your car, I mean
Speaker 1: super easy. But now they don't know.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Sean tells her not to have a hissy fit,
Speaker 3: which makes her angrier. If you don't move your car
Speaker 3: right now, I will use my power as ra to
Speaker 3: see that you do. Sean pretends to be afraid.
Speaker 5: Whoa whoa are you.
Speaker 3: Gonna what are you gonna do? Ban me from the
Speaker 3: soda machine, revoke my corn nut privileges. Corey adds she
Speaker 3: can't do that, and Sean twists the knife because there
Speaker 3: aren't Jenny, and then they both laugh in her face.
Speaker 3: Rachel finally puts her foot down. She angrily explains the
Speaker 3: boys are currently breaking the rules because they're in the
Speaker 3: room after hours, so she's them from the dorms all together.
Speaker 3: Sean laughs, but the audience is concerned, letting out an
Speaker 3: oh now. Nervous asks Angela, can she do that? Rachel answers,
Speaker 3: I just did. Sean is shocked and dismayed. Corey, who's
Speaker 3: still eating popcorn, explains, you can't be both. You be shocked,
Speaker 3: I'll be dismayed. Corey has heard enough, Wifey, we're leaving.
Speaker 3: Walk behind me. The panga crosses her arms. I'm staying
Speaker 3: now by the door. A stunned Corey asks Sean, you
Speaker 3: hear that? Shocked, she's staying. The boy's mosey back to Rachel,
Speaker 3: and Corey threatens her and his half Italian, half Jewish
Speaker 3: old man accent, you're gonna be sorry, home wrecker. Sean
Speaker 3: schimes in with an oh yes. Then they both drammatically
Speaker 3: hold their head tie and confidently walk out of the room.
Speaker 3: The Penga somehow knows that this means trouble. Oh, but
Speaker 3: Rachel isn't concerned pagansists. Trust me, I've known Corey and
Speaker 3: Sean longer than you have. You do not want to
Speaker 3: make them upset.
Speaker 5: Because they're so good at what.
Speaker 1: I think they're kind of referencing all the hijinks from
Speaker 1: the past, whether or not they did it as hygiene.
Speaker 8: Oh, I agree, I agree. The only time that we
Speaker 8: ever played on this trope really was the B episode
Speaker 8: right there, because that one it was like, we're so
Speaker 8: good at and it was the same time then it
Speaker 8: was like where are we Where is the point?
Speaker 7: You know?
Speaker 5: So I yeah, and.
Speaker 3: Then you broke the head. It's like you're actually bad
Speaker 3: at them. That's what we've established. Yes, you go too far,
Speaker 3: Corey gets dragged along, something catastrophic happens, there's a lesson
Speaker 3: at the end, or you kind of get away with it.
Speaker 8: But like it's all of which would have been so
Speaker 8: much funnier if we'd just been like, we're going to
Speaker 8: get you and no matter what we do, Phoene's going
Speaker 8: to be on our.
Speaker 5: Side and he's going to teach us a lesson. And
Speaker 5: you know, if we just made those jokes that were
Speaker 5: actually built into the show. It would have been so
Speaker 5: much funnier.
Speaker 1: But it kind of work though, because you do suck
Speaker 1: at it and you end up really hurting somebody that
Speaker 1: you care about.
Speaker 8: I guess you're right, so I mean it does. But
Speaker 8: then somebody should be saying that. Somebody should be saying, uh,
Speaker 8: you know, like Topega should.
Speaker 5: Be like, actually, what happens is and then she explains,
Speaker 5: I don't know.
Speaker 8: I also think that, like there's a missed opportunity if
Speaker 8: we're banned from the dorm, Like there could be a
Speaker 8: whole sequence of us just sneaking into the dorm or breaking,
Speaker 8: you know, trying.
Speaker 5: To get into that. That would have been just as
Speaker 5: funny as a.
Speaker 3: Prank war, Like what doesn't have been smart for Rachel
Speaker 3: to be the one to go. I hope I didn't
Speaker 3: go too far and Forega to be like, oh no,
Speaker 3: don't worry. They think they're good at this.
Speaker 5: But they're horrible. Nothing.
Speaker 3: What's the worst that could happen? You know? But then
Speaker 3: it ends up being Rachel who's hurt at the end.
Speaker 1: Like right, yeah, Topanga actually joining their team and then
Speaker 1: then be like, oh, you want to be on a team,
Speaker 1: and she's like yeah, because you guys suck at this.
Speaker 1: You need you need me?
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, think about every Corey scheme. How's it end up?
Speaker 1: That's perfect, that's I'm going to help you. Yeah yeah.
Speaker 3: Rachel assures her she's not scared, but Tapega suggests maybe
Speaker 3: you should be their maniacs. And then the next morning
Speaker 3: Rachel and Angela's.
Speaker 8: Dorm Rache, actually, yeah, it should have been to Panga
Speaker 8: that took apart the car, because she's the only one
Speaker 8: who has the brains to do that.
Speaker 5: Like, it should have been her, Like, you know, they're.
Speaker 8: Like, what if we get a little car, a little
Speaker 8: fake toy car, and she's like, I can do one better,
Speaker 8: And then we cut to the seat and then it's
Speaker 8: like Topanga being a part of the team.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, Well, let's get back to that writer's room.
Speaker 1: It turns out to Panga is actually the greatest prankster
Speaker 1: in the history of the world by herself. She's just
Speaker 1: never been involved in it. But when she's they're so
Speaker 1: elaborate and amazing that it's like she's incredible.
Speaker 5: Then they'd have to give a woman credit for something.
Speaker 3: Though, how funny would it be for Feene to be
Speaker 3: like Corey and Sean moved a car, got a car,
Speaker 3: and then and be like, well, actually, be like that
Speaker 3: makes sense.
Speaker 5: Yeah, exactly believe you.
Speaker 1: Nobody believes you, Like, it couldn't have been you couldn't
Speaker 1: that would.
Speaker 9: Have been great.
Speaker 3: Rachel is sound asleep when a car alarm starts blaring
Speaker 3: in lights or flashing in her eyes. She groggily wakes
Speaker 3: up and sees it's only six am. Then we hear
Speaker 3: Angelas start to panic from the other side of the room.
Speaker 3: We're still focused on Rachel, though, whose jaw is now
Speaker 3: on the floor. We pull out to reveal that her
Speaker 3: red VW Beetle is now parked inside the dorm room
Speaker 3: and now repeating step away from the car, step away
Speaker 3: from the car.
Speaker 1: This is from Real Genius, by the way, this is
Speaker 1: a straight up pull from the movie Real Genius.
Speaker 5: Right where they put a bit, took a part of car.
Speaker 1: Took a part of car, and they put his car.
Speaker 1: But again they did it because this doesn't actually make
Speaker 1: any sense, and I'm not nitpicking, but they brought in
Speaker 1: a car and built it in front of everybody, like
Speaker 1: while the other two people are sleeping. Doesn't make any sense.
Speaker 1: Whereas in Real genius. The guy opens up the door
Speaker 1: and they've not only brought his car into the room,
Speaker 1: but they've triggered it so it looks like it's sleeping,
Speaker 1: so it's going, oh my god, on top of his bed.
Speaker 1: So it's like he finds it as opposed to did
Speaker 1: they build the.
Speaker 5: Car while they drug Angela and.
Speaker 1: Rachel? Because they literally are building a car, a whole
Speaker 1: car in her room.
Speaker 4: So yeah, that one that didn't make a whole lot
Speaker 4: of sense.
Speaker 1: But hey, no, it's Erkele's also at erkle Bot, so
Speaker 1: it's CGIF. What are we going to?
Speaker 3: Exactly? What are you gonna do? And then we cut
Speaker 3: to the student union. Rachel's scream echoes through the building
Speaker 3: and we see Corey and Sean, unaffected, happily drinking coffee.
Speaker 3: They cheers to their successful and completely impossible prank. Okay,
Speaker 3: let's go to the student union. Later, Rachel, Angela, and
Speaker 3: mister Peene come rushing in. A furious Rachel points to
Speaker 3: the boys they are. Corey innocently greets them, Hey, mister
Speaker 3: Pheeniey Angela residented by their McGuire. Sean smiles and acknowledges
Speaker 3: his girlfriend, good morning, Ange, my Angela. She snaps back
Speaker 3: shut it. He doesn't get why she's mad at him,
Speaker 3: but she reveals I nearly broke my toe trying to
Speaker 3: get over a car on the weight of a closet.
Speaker 3: Corey is dumbfounded a car and he and Sean ask
Speaker 3: in unison, in your room. Sean can't believe it. Isn't
Speaker 3: that a violation of dorm rules. Corey suggests they should
Speaker 3: report her to the authorities, but Sean reminds him Rachel
Speaker 3: is the authorities. So again in unison, they scream, there's
Speaker 3: a car in your room, lady. Rachel smirks, Oh, you
Speaker 3: both think you're so clever, don't you. Cory and Sewan
Speaker 3: celebrate with one another, admitting yeah, pretty much, and they
Speaker 3: trade compliments back and forth. Rachel encourages Phoeni to get them,
Speaker 3: so he begins his lecture. This kind of behavior is
Speaker 3: juvenile and unbefitting of college sophomores. So like, we do
Speaker 3: have this moment where she references like, this is what
Speaker 3: happens when Corey and Sean go too far and thing
Speaker 3: Phoene steps in and there's a lesson, and there's something
Speaker 3: you know, there's there's repercussions. I think maybe had we
Speaker 3: just called it out a little bit more, it would
Speaker 3: have felt like a more solid through line.
Speaker 1: But it's not that we didn't.
Speaker 3: But we didn't, and it's okay. Rachel encourages Phoiney to
Speaker 3: get them, so he begins his lecture. This kind of
Speaker 3: behavior is juvenile and unbefitting of college sophomores. Then he
Speaker 3: gets serious. Did you really put a car in a room?
Speaker 3: They nod and he drops the act. He's impressed. They
Speaker 3: all giggle together. Phany quickly snaps out and turns his
Speaker 3: professor voice back on. However, these kinds of antics will
Speaker 3: not be tolerated. Then he turns back to the boys, intrigued,
Speaker 3: I mean, how did you do it? They all laugh
Speaker 3: together once again. Corey grabs the car apart from behind
Speaker 3: the couch and shows it off. Looky, looky, lookie. Rachel
Speaker 3: snaps Phoenie out of it, and he explains, I'm sorry,
Speaker 3: but there are no rules in the books about putting
Speaker 3: cars in rooms. Was there loud music emanating from the car?
Speaker 3: Rachel admits no, and Phoenie explains then ye. Rachel remembers,
Speaker 3: they set off my alarm to wake me up. Phoene,
Speaker 3: now serious, turns to the boys, only to smile again. Well,
Speaker 3: that's just playing brilliant, and yet again they shared obnoxious laugh.
Speaker 3: Who is this, mister Peenie.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, it doesn't make sense.
Speaker 3: Rachel, also confused, ask Sphoene, so you're not going to
Speaker 3: teach them a lesson? And he defiantly answers no, And
Speaker 3: you can't make me, so she's not giving up. For
Speaker 3: the past two years, I've had to endure all these
Speaker 3: stories about the great mister Feenie and his amazing lessons,
Speaker 3: and now they put a volks wagon in my room
Speaker 3: and you have not one lousy lesson. Phoene shrugs, All right,
Speaker 3: here's a lesson. Relax, take a nice drive into your closet.
Speaker 3: He and the boys burst into another fit of laughter,
Speaker 3: also giving Foene a round of high fives and encouragement.
Speaker 1: Do you think Bill cared is the wrong word because
Speaker 1: he's he's a professional and he's Bill Daniels, So every
Speaker 1: job was important to him and he was going to
Speaker 1: give it one hundred percent.
Speaker 4: He always committed. But do you think he didn't even
Speaker 4: care anymore?
Speaker 1: Where it was just like he read the script, whatever, whatever,
Speaker 1: they have me doing That's what I'm gonna do.
Speaker 5: I'm not his.
Speaker 1: Mouth in the in the seventh, like first couple of years,
Speaker 1: I remember him pushing back on things and talking about
Speaker 1: you know, different beats and stuff like that. Other than
Speaker 1: the b episode where I was frustrates.
Speaker 8: That was season six, I think, yeah, yeah, that was
Speaker 8: last season where he got married, So I think he
Speaker 8: pushed back that week.
Speaker 5: But I think after that he has just checked out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think so too, because also.
Speaker 8: He's you know, he hasn't been in a lot of
Speaker 8: episodes this season, and I think when he is, he's
Speaker 8: just whatever doing it.
Speaker 1: But I can't imagine him coming in seeing this and
Speaker 1: being like this was not Phoenie's cat. Like he would
Speaker 1: have done that in the first couple of seasons, but
Speaker 1: I just don't see him doing that anymore.
Speaker 8: No, because I think we all know the show's ending, right,
Speaker 8: he knows that this is his last hurrah, so like
Speaker 8: fighting for the integrity of Feeni, which just wasn't worth it.
Speaker 4: We were all just playing such goofy characters at this
Speaker 4: point that I think he was like, this is fine, Yeah,
Speaker 4: it is what it is.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Rachel screams, you all disgusted me Phoeney responds, oh
Speaker 3: can it McGuire? They got you ha ha. Then he
Speaker 3: walks away. Rachel warns Corey and Seawan, well, I hope
Speaker 3: you know this means war. Correy asks war with us?
Speaker 3: Sewn adds, trust me, babe, you don't want to go there.
Speaker 3: Corey boasts Corey and Sean are undefeated in matters such
Speaker 3: as these. He turns to Sean, impressed with himself. He
Speaker 3: just referred to himself in the third person. Sean thinks
Speaker 3: it was a nice touch, and Corey agrees Corey too funny, and.
Speaker 1: Then he just freaks out, what do I say?
Speaker 3: But Rachel thinks they shouldn't be too sure of themselves.
Speaker 3: They've never tangled with Rachel maguire before. Corey mocks her
Speaker 3: with gibberish, matching her.
Speaker 1: Is it all Cartman? Is that what we're doing?
Speaker 3: Yeh?
Speaker 5: Do you think it's in the script that it says
Speaker 5: cartman or do you think it was just mocking?
Speaker 8: And just then yeah, I'm so curious what it says
Speaker 8: on the script.
Speaker 5: I want to see it's so bad.
Speaker 3: I think it just says mocking, because I mean, I
Speaker 3: know that was just him taking it to another level,
Speaker 3: like I think he was literally just supposed to say yeah,
Speaker 3: but yeah, so funny. Rachel is offended and has a
Speaker 3: little preview of what's to come. She grabs a water
Speaker 3: bottle and pours the water all over Corey's head and
Speaker 3: inside his shirt.
Speaker 1: Do you ever during the scene? Stop every time got
Speaker 1: to the water.
Speaker 8: Stop It was so panicky that we wasting to take
Speaker 8: because we got wet.
Speaker 5: That was it.
Speaker 3: We couldn't do the same thing as the haircut, although
Speaker 3: not really because he could just try the clothes, but
Speaker 3: ptil it would take a long time.
Speaker 2: Yeah, screaming stop stop, oh my god.
Speaker 3: He shouts at her multiple times. All right, all right,
Speaker 3: and once she stops, he laughs. Untils Sean, I think
Speaker 3: I'm melting. Sean turns to Angela, honey, please do something
Speaker 3: at least a little clever. She seductively traces her water
Speaker 3: bottle down his body before opening his pants and pouring
Speaker 3: water inside. The inmates go nuts and he shrugs your loss.
Speaker 5: What because she froze my nuts?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, this penus.
Speaker 5: That's why he's got shrinking shrinkage.
Speaker 3: Lost lost, You're lost, okay. Then to Pinga walks up
Speaker 3: to a now drenched, Corey and Sean, what is going on?
Speaker 3: Rachel fills her in about the car situation, and Topeka's
Speaker 3: is actually impressed. Nice one. She high fives them both. Also,
Speaker 3: so she had nothing to do, nothing to do.
Speaker 4: She's not on the team yet.
Speaker 5: Yeah, she joins the team, and then she's not part
Speaker 5: of the next prank either.
Speaker 1: Correct.
Speaker 5: Correct, she only gets pranked.
Speaker 1: But that's the point. Is that, that's why, that's the point,
Speaker 1: is like, yeah, of course you're part of the team,
Speaker 1: but then she's really not part of the team.
Speaker 3: They do everything without me. Anyway. I'm also wearing that.
Speaker 3: I think it's that same bad shake leather jacket that.
Speaker 1: I've are in some sort of pleather situation.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a pleather It's like a nice little pleather number.
Speaker 1: I just thought I was like, oh, to Panga's a
Speaker 1: bad girl this episode, I know, going on. Yeah, leather jacket.
Speaker 3: Whoorror exactly. Corey beans and admits to his wife, we
Speaker 3: dedicated to you. Rachel and Angela scream in unison to Panga,
Speaker 3: she says she wore them to Pega wines join our
Speaker 3: side and teach these guys a lesson to Pega throws
Speaker 3: her arms around Corey and Sean. Sorry, guys, I have
Speaker 3: to go with them. Corey assures her, good move, go
Speaker 3: with the more experienced to Peka tells the girls they
Speaker 3: need me more. They're just not smart. I do say that.
Speaker 8: I know, okay, but it would have been so great
Speaker 8: if this is what preempted the car. So when you
Speaker 8: were going to do a stupid prank, you upped our garn.
Speaker 8: We got the car, earned Phoene's respect every you know,
Speaker 8: because it was smarter than anything.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: It also would be then even more offensive that like
Speaker 3: I helped you with the first one, although then I
Speaker 3: guess the whole point was I wouldn't be able to
Speaker 3: be quite offended because they involved me in the first
Speaker 3: one versus this one is like the very first that
Speaker 3: crank you do after a join. You don't even include
Speaker 3: me on. But yeah, okay. Topeka assures them she was
Speaker 3: just kidding. She'd never want to go against Corey and Sean.
Speaker 3: Rachel regroups with Angela. This isn't there. It's two against three.
Speaker 3: Angela agrees we need more troops. Rachel nods, we need
Speaker 3: someone highly intelligent, cagey with a cracksy mind, hot for
Speaker 3: the boy's apartment. Eric is trying to open a can
Speaker 3: by twisting the lid off a freshly frosted tips. Jack
Speaker 3: stands nearby and awe and Eric frustratingly gruns, I'm having
Speaker 3: trouble opening this jar. Jack points out that's because it's
Speaker 3: a can. We see Rachel and Angela in the corner
Speaker 3: of the room watching it all unfold. Rachel lunges toward Jack.
Speaker 3: We choose you, Eric beggs, no choose me, but their
Speaker 3: attention is solely on Jack. You have to be on
Speaker 3: our side. We're outnumbered again. Eric volunteers, I'll be on
Speaker 3: your side. Then Sean jumps in. He's with Corey and
Speaker 3: Tapega in the kitchen. Jack, you're my brother. Brothers can't
Speaker 3: be on opposite sides of a war. He then pulls
Speaker 3: Jack over to their side. Sorry, ladies, but that's the
Speaker 3: way it is, and there's nothing you can do. Rachel
Speaker 3: Sashchet's up to Jack and grabs his hand. Could be
Speaker 3: really fun to be on the same fig. Eric Lowers's
Speaker 3: voice steel desperate. I'm fun. Jack is in sourcel you
Speaker 3: think so. Pega tries to snap him out of the trance. Jack,
Speaker 3: you know how good Corey and Sean are at this?
Speaker 3: You don't want to go against them. Rachel persists with flirting.
Speaker 3: You know, Jack, we were close ones. Who knows what
Speaker 3: can happen when.
Speaker 5: Your relationship once not just close?
Speaker 8: They were like in love for a moment and then
Speaker 8: broke up off camera away.
Speaker 3: Wait in love? Off camera?
Speaker 8: Yeah, it's like such a waste of character.
Speaker 1: It was because it was actually a really interesting relationship.
Speaker 1: Or could it be?
Speaker 5: Yes?
Speaker 1: Could have been?
Speaker 3: Who knows what can happen when two people are caught
Speaker 3: up in the heat of a battle. Corey throws a
Speaker 3: red napkin in the air. Hold on, that's a fowl?
Speaker 3: No fare? Offering cookies, Rachel teases, did Jack forget how
Speaker 3: good my cookies were? What was it?
Speaker 1: Pokey?
Speaker 5: Sinkhole stinkle.
Speaker 1: Stinkhle Oh God.
Speaker 3: God left out a very familiar whoa.
Speaker 1: Oh that was dude, so funny it was?
Speaker 5: It wasn't a very good woe. I feel like I
Speaker 5: could do a perfect.
Speaker 1: It was perfect for what it was. Yes, it was
Speaker 1: perfect for what it was. What I'm so.
Speaker 8: Curious how this went down because I have a feeling
Speaker 8: was it Do you think it was written in the
Speaker 8: script like a Joey Lawn's impression.
Speaker 2: No, I think it was whoa and you went whoa
Speaker 2: and then laugh the laugh Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what
Speaker 2: it was.
Speaker 3: And the fact that Matt points at you and gives
Speaker 3: that smile like there's there's a real smile under the Yeah.
Speaker 3: So yeah, Matt. The audience they love it. So Rachel
Speaker 3: whispers to Jack, let me remind you, and she starts
Speaker 3: kissing his ear. Jack seen enough he's with her. Unexpectedly,
Speaker 3: Sean admits, so am I. Corey turns to Japanga, wouldn't
Speaker 3: it okay if I went no, okay, no, because.
Speaker 5: We're all ensorceled by her kissing Jack's ear.
Speaker 8: Yeah right, if you lick an ear, all the guys
Speaker 8: want to go for Rachel McGuire yep, take an.
Speaker 1: Ear over a foot. I guess suck a toe different
Speaker 1: than Aas.
Speaker 3: Eric addresses the elephant in the room, I know both
Speaker 3: sides want me, but I'm going to reserve my decision
Speaker 3: until I hear all the pitches. Angela has an idea. No, see,
Speaker 3: you're Corey's brother, you need to go over to his side.
Speaker 3: She physically pushes him into the kitchen. Corey shouts back, no, No,
Speaker 3: he's Jack's best friend. He should be on their side,
Speaker 3: and they push him right back. Jack says no one
Speaker 3: wants Jack says it would be a really unfair advantage,
Speaker 3: so he pushes Eric away again, prompting Eric to yell
Speaker 3: out not fighting over me, guys fighting over me. He
Speaker 3: announces that he's made his decisions, then leans over to Rachel.
Speaker 3: Will he get any cookies? She says no, so he
Speaker 3: tries again, how about a cracker? She shakes her head, nothing,
Speaker 3: he misheard her, Mutton. She doesn't respond, So the deal
Speaker 3: is done. Fine, you'll get it.
Speaker 5: Such a dumb series of jokes, but it did make
Speaker 5: me laugh. Wow, like what he said, Mutton, And I
Speaker 5: was like, okay, you got me. You know the cracker joke.
Speaker 8: I was like, it's a cookie you call back, but
Speaker 8: the crackers pretty funny.
Speaker 5: And then Mutton, Oh my god, you got me.
Speaker 3: You got me. That's how they get you, That's how
Speaker 3: they She doesn't respond. Fine, you'll regret this one day.
Speaker 3: I've already decided on. He begins to spin, warming up
Speaker 3: his fingers to point at his choice. Everyone ducks to
Speaker 3: avoid him, but he finally lands on Corey. He grabs
Speaker 3: his brother and throws him to the ground as he
Speaker 3: straddles and he whispers, what.
Speaker 5: Was happening here?
Speaker 7: I know?
Speaker 1: But the funny thing is, so I didn't know where
Speaker 1: I got this from, but I do this to Susan.
Speaker 1: So it's one of those things where it's one of you,
Speaker 1: you know, because we've seen Matt's expression where he's like
Speaker 1: where I'm like, so you're lying in the bed, and
Speaker 1: I'll trap her on top underneath the thing and like
Speaker 1: get into her ear. It's like, how here you go?
Speaker 1: And she's like, oh, oh yeah, head where it came from?
Speaker 8: Well, but I think maybe you had already done it,
Speaker 8: and you did it because I may why are you doing.
Speaker 1: In somebody's ear?
Speaker 8: And you're like the hot I bet you in the
Speaker 8: shipt It was just like he tackles Corey, he tackles Jack,
Speaker 8: and you just made it this whole like mountain and
Speaker 8: whispering with a list I.
Speaker 1: Am watchings I about to assue. She's like, oh god,
Speaker 1: this is where you got it from. Good morning here
Speaker 1: you know you can go.
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, she whispers, and Jack there too. I'm
Speaker 3: not really on your team. I'm a sound Oh my god,
Speaker 3: Mad is totally breaking as he's very much uncomfortable. We
Speaker 3: are now in Phoene's classroom. Mister Phoene is explaining how the.
Speaker 10: Sudden sixth grade history class.
Speaker 5: Just the dates of the Civil War behind him.
Speaker 1: But that's only there's no names, no like civil War.
Speaker 1: And Matt and I are seniors. You're all sophomores. But
Speaker 1: we're in the science class.
Speaker 5: Mc square. Welcome to science class.
Speaker 1: It's Civil War. We're in college.
Speaker 3: Ah, Peene says, the war turned friend against friend and
Speaker 3: brother against brother. Eric stands up and shouts, mister Phoene,
Speaker 3: this war must be stopped. Why why are you now
Speaker 3: so now all of a sudden, you were like opposed
Speaker 3: to the war.
Speaker 4: Yeah, nobody wanted me, so now the whole thing has
Speaker 4: to end.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but.
Speaker 1: I know I don't know that. And I keep bringing
Speaker 1: that back that I'm a spy like that did that
Speaker 1: runner keeps coming back a bunch of time.
Speaker 3: Peene is impressed. Your passion for the material is admirable,
Speaker 3: but not to worry. The Civil War was fought over
Speaker 3: one hundred years ago. Eric groans, Oh, no one cares
Speaker 3: about that crap I'm talking about now, make them call
Speaker 3: it off. I don't want to see anybody get hurt.
Speaker 3: Phoene has no idea what he's talking about and ads
Speaker 3: completely deadpan, that's the way. Uh huh uh huh, I
Speaker 3: like it?
Speaker 1: My god?
Speaker 5: How do you think they explained this to Bill?
Speaker 1: What I loved it?
Speaker 5: Uh huh the way?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 1: I like it.
Speaker 3: Phoene closes his textbook and tells them tomorrow they'll go
Speaker 3: over the first shot fired on Fort Sumter. Everyone goes
Speaker 3: their separate ways, but when Angela tries to get Pashan,
Speaker 3: he tries to pull her hand. She snatches her arm back,
Speaker 3: and he complains, come on, I was just looking for
Speaker 3: a little kids. I'm cue Jack and Rachel run up
Speaker 3: and Warner don't do it. He's on the other side.
Speaker 3: Sewn assures her it's fine, so she gives in. All right,
Speaker 3: he'll put your hands where I can see them. Penga
Speaker 3: jumps in that goes both ways hands up with their
Speaker 3: hands raised. They give each other a peck on the lips,
Speaker 3: and both sides boo, except Eric, who legs them all
Speaker 3: to stop. I can't take this anymore. Friend against friend,
Speaker 3: brother against brother. Don't you realize nothing good can come
Speaker 3: from this? He grabs Rachel's arm and throws it in
Speaker 3: the air, saying, we surrender. She quickly pulls it down.
Speaker 3: No we don't. So he walks over to Corey and
Speaker 3: throws his hand in the air. Then we surrender. Corey
Speaker 3: pulls his arm away, Get away from me. Eric whispers
Speaker 3: to him, I make by. I want both sides remember
Speaker 3: because we did. Eric tries to lift his brother off
Speaker 3: his chair, but he doesn't Budge puzzled, can't move. He's
Speaker 3: duck and so are his teammates. Sean realizes they've been
Speaker 3: super glued to the chairs to pank. A skirt is ruined.
Speaker 3: The other team smirks, but Sean calls them amateurs. Eric
Speaker 3: doesn't get it. You're not Cory grins. This is nothing.
Speaker 3: It's not even clever. Sean shakes his head, not worthy
Speaker 3: of comments. Rachel heads to the door, knough well, what
Speaker 3: if it isn't over? Then she pulls on a chain
Speaker 3: it's magically hanging from.
Speaker 1: It's also a slow poll where she pulls on the chain,
Speaker 1: but then you hold for ninety seconds.
Speaker 3: Honey has to fall. Take a long time for money
Speaker 3: to get there.
Speaker 1: By the way, Danielle, this scene coming up with the bear.
Speaker 1: This was the scene with the bear bear?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I remember the one you didn't remember?
Speaker 8: Yeah, I remember this very well because I do you
Speaker 8: remember them, Pat, We talked about this, but they passed
Speaker 8: out pamphlets saying, don't have food, don't move fast.
Speaker 5: And here we were literally covered in honey in front.
Speaker 8: Of this bear and they had a little wire, one
Speaker 8: little wire in the doorway, and the bear actually had
Speaker 8: a chain around his.
Speaker 1: Neck that would have stopped it.
Speaker 8: It's like an electrified wire, and the idea is that
Speaker 8: if it hits that with its nose or whatever, it's bad.
Speaker 8: But then it's standing in the doorway.
Speaker 1: So this seemed really kind of dangerous to me, if
Speaker 1: I'm totally honest with you. Yeah, it's weird. What the
Speaker 1: hell is going on?
Speaker 8: I thought this was really well executed, honestly, Like except
Speaker 8: I think the shot of the bear could have been
Speaker 8: a better because it was such a clear insert without
Speaker 8: us in it, Like it would have been better to
Speaker 8: see a wide shot from over our shoulder with the
Speaker 8: bear in frame, because we did do it in frame,
Speaker 8: if I remember correctly, So the fact that we don't
Speaker 8: have that shot is a little bomber. But otherwise, like
Speaker 8: the way the honey reveal is perfect, the little drips
Speaker 8: and then man, the way I get nailed.
Speaker 1: You did a classic Nickelodeon slimed thing. I am class.
Speaker 1: It's amazing.
Speaker 4: No notes for getting slammed on the count. That's so
Speaker 4: you did it right?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I agree if we had seen us,
Speaker 3: and if you're right that, because I was thinking, well,
Speaker 3: we didn't do it, obviously, I don't remember us doing
Speaker 3: it with the bear there, but.
Speaker 1: That I thought we did. You must not have, because
Speaker 1: there's no way they wouldn't have used it. I mean,
Speaker 1: why would they not. They must have been like because
Speaker 1: again to tiny little wire, you're covered in honey, you're
Speaker 1: in chairs like you know that thing charges you're done.
Speaker 1: So that makes sense that they just had to do
Speaker 1: it as an insert the whole time because it would
Speaker 1: have been just too dangerous.
Speaker 3: Well, nothing happens at first, but her team walks away
Speaker 3: with smiles on their faces. They know what's to come.
Speaker 3: A drop of something sticky falls from the ceiling onto
Speaker 3: Tapanga's books, forcing a jump scare. Then they all look
Speaker 3: up and huge gloves of honey fall perfectly onto their
Speaker 3: heads as it's stripping from their hair and into their
Speaker 3: eyes and all over their clothes. Topanga confirms what is
Speaker 3: pretty obvious, honey. Corey asks what, and Topanga repeats honey.
Speaker 3: Corey again says, and she snaps, it's honey, idiot.
Speaker 1: Okay, television magic or actual honey, actual honey, it was honey.
Speaker 1: They had interesting Okay.
Speaker 3: Wow, yep, yep. It really did take forever to get out.
Speaker 5: Of my air.
Speaker 1: How could it not? My god?
Speaker 3: Uh, Corey is stoked. Ooh, I love honey. Come here.
Speaker 3: He starts to look it off to Pega's hand when
Speaker 3: Sean pipes up. Okay, okay, so we're glued to the
Speaker 3: seats and we're sticky. Corey shrugs the frank off. It's
Speaker 3: pretty good. It's not great. Then here comes it's going
Speaker 3: to happen, guys, there's going to be a bear. A
Speaker 3: deep growl founds from off stage. It's a black bear
Speaker 3: at the door, and he lets out another loud grown
Speaker 3: Corey corrects his earlier statement. Now it's great. The massive
Speaker 3: bear starts to move, so they all jump out of
Speaker 3: their seats, underwear showing because the fabric's been ripped off,
Speaker 3: but it's nowhere to be seen on the chairs and
Speaker 3: as a team. They all jump out the window. They
Speaker 3: would have.
Speaker 5: Stuck it to the chairs.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, good call.
Speaker 3: And there, my friends, is the bear because I didn't remember.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was that. That was the scene, the one
Speaker 1: with the bear.
Speaker 3: There it is, that's the one with the bear. Remember.
Speaker 3: Huh Nope, I remember the honey. I remember the honey.
Speaker 3: Don't remember the bear.
Speaker 1: You don't remember jumping out the window? Nothing else? Nope, nope, No,
Speaker 1: that was another hold. That was another rusty stop stop.
Speaker 1: It was a lot of rusty yelling stop this week
Speaker 1: because we had before jumping out before the honey, like
Speaker 1: you shot it up to the honey. You shout it
Speaker 1: up to the honey.
Speaker 4: You shot it up to that, because once it's down,
Speaker 4: you're done.
Speaker 3: So yeah, once the honey is on, you're shooting everything
Speaker 3: post honey. Yea, and nothing before. Okay. Then we're in
Speaker 3: the student union. Corey, Topanga and Shown are still covered
Speaker 3: in honey in their ripped pants, complaining to mister Feenney.
Speaker 3: He asks them a bear, a ferocious predator mauling about
Speaker 3: my class. They all nod, not even adding a little
Speaker 3: bear impersonation to really paint a picture for him. Phoeneus ownswell,
Speaker 3: you must have been glued to your seat. He man,
Speaker 3: I play lad before walking away without a care in
Speaker 3: the world for their safety or the safety of others.
Speaker 3: Corey shouts after him, we could have died. Phoeenie signs
Speaker 3: yeah and then snaps his finger like he's disappointed.
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah to fang It.
Speaker 3: Frantically asks the guys what they're going to do to retaliate.
Speaker 3: Corey calms her down and calls her catwoman. Sewn assures
Speaker 3: her they're going to get them back to bangs them.
Speaker 3: Tell me, tell me what are we going to do?
Speaker 3: Then we oddly fade in the next day, at the
Speaker 3: student union, Corey and Sean are casually sitting in the
Speaker 3: common area when Jack, Angela, and Rachel all walk in.
Speaker 3: Eric is playing pool nearby, keeping an eye on all
Speaker 3: the actions. They all share awkward highs, and Rachel braggs
Speaker 3: you had enough now that you know who you're dealing with.
Speaker 3: Jack wonders if they're ready to discuss the terms of
Speaker 3: their surrender. Angela tunts them, can you bear to continue?
Speaker 3: Eric says he's had enough of this. He begs one
Speaker 3: of them to surrender already. Corey shakes his head, no surrender,
Speaker 3: Sean smirks, and speaking of bear, they look toward the
Speaker 3: counter where a group of students have gathered in a huddle.
Speaker 3: Rachel asks for guys, what's going on and they claim
Speaker 3: they don't know. Let they clear they know. Rachel moves
Speaker 3: the crowd and pushes them aside, revealing a huge picture
Speaker 3: of her hanging on the wall, covering her body with
Speaker 3: just a fuzzy blanket.
Speaker 5: Corey and Sean, what do you guys think is worse?
Speaker 5: This or going through her underwear drawer and reading her journal?
Speaker 1: Like we did this because it's public.
Speaker 8: This is because it's public because in that episode it
Speaker 8: was cute boys will be boys, right, which was kind
Speaker 8: of despicable, And in this case, it's treated as if
Speaker 8: like they've crossed such a big line, And I'm like,
Speaker 8: I feel like going through underwear was just as bad.
Speaker 3: I agree that it's that it's maybe just as bad.
Speaker 3: And the thing that actually bothers me about it is
Speaker 3: the fact that Jack showed them or and we showed
Speaker 3: Sean is the real offense, because that was something that
Speaker 3: was gifted to Jack that he never should have shared.
Speaker 3: The actual like photo of her, she's she has one
Speaker 3: arm that is shown, and then she has a blanket
Speaker 3: in front of the rest of her body. It's not
Speaker 3: she's not even in Baby. She's been more naked fully
Speaker 3: in clothes on the show in lingerie comfortable, Like, so,
Speaker 3: I feel like reading someone's journal and going through their
Speaker 3: underwear floor is not the idea of revenge porn is
Speaker 3: worse than that, But it's not that much worse. But
Speaker 3: this particular insistence of revenge, that's.
Speaker 1: What wasn't it supposed to represent? More Like you're supposed
Speaker 1: to imagine that she's n exactly. It's like they found
Speaker 1: a naked picture of her and they put it up,
Speaker 1: but they can't do that. So in your mind, it's
Speaker 1: supposed to be like, this is revenge porn.
Speaker 4: Yes is yes, which sucks.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's awful totally and it should never ever and
Speaker 3: now there are thankfully laws against it. There used to
Speaker 3: be no laws against that kind of thing.
Speaker 1: Yep.
Speaker 3: Corey and Sean share a hearty laugh about their prank,
Speaker 3: but Rachel looks mortified. Very dramatic music planes and she's
Speaker 3: fighting back tears. She asks, how could you? Cory and
Speaker 3: Shawn's grin fade quickly as she begins to sob Jack
Speaker 3: quickly tears down the picture. This joke trying to be here,
Speaker 3: and it's supposed to be funny that there are three
Speaker 3: versions of it while she's sobbing is such an uncomfortable.
Speaker 8: Like well, that's the thing. It's like I can't decide
Speaker 8: this is still use her to block her. That's actually
Speaker 8: very funny. The problem is then the maccistionness comes in
Speaker 8: what we're supposed to think it's real and what we're
Speaker 8: supposed to care about. I'm like, just end on that joke,
Speaker 8: like just and then just make it be like, yeah,
Speaker 8: she was upset, but it said we're all supposed to
Speaker 8: be like really aware of how upset Rachel is and
Speaker 8: how and it's like really, I don't Yeah and again yeah,
Speaker 8: like you said, like the grossest thing is sharing a
Speaker 8: picture of your girlfriend, like a private naked picture of
Speaker 8: your girlfriend. I've never had anybody do that, Like that's
Speaker 8: pretty gross. Like I would be really grossed out off.
Speaker 8: Like one of my friends was like, chuck out my
Speaker 8: wife or look at my girlfriend.
Speaker 5: I would be like, dude, I'm.
Speaker 8: Sure it happens all the time. I guess it does,
Speaker 8: but I can't I've never been in a world where
Speaker 8: that has been like fair game.
Speaker 1: I also never and people are like, come on, I've
Speaker 1: never had a woman send me naked pictures of herself.
Speaker 8: Oh well, that I would never be like, and like,
Speaker 8: you know, like like obviously I've attracted to somebody and
Speaker 8: like to see them naked.
Speaker 5: I would never then be like, I can't wait to show.
Speaker 1: To somebody else I want to show.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I want to high five over how hot my what?
Speaker 1: It goes even grosser because he's your brother and the
Speaker 1: line you use is brothers show each other every Really,
Speaker 1: I guess our writers did.
Speaker 5: That's disgusting.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean yeah, I couldn't imagine showing anything like
Speaker 1: that to friends. But I also couldn't imagine showing anything
Speaker 1: like that to your brothers.
Speaker 3: Like yeah, So Jack tries again to rip the poster down,
Speaker 3: but the same thing happens. There's another one underneath, so
Speaker 3: instead he places a crying Rachel in front of the
Speaker 3: poster to cover it up, and this does get a laugh.
Speaker 3: Eric shakes his head. I knew it. I knew this
Speaker 3: was going to happen. Corey and Shawn are silent, staring
Speaker 3: at the floor, and then we go to a tense
Speaker 3: commercial break. We're back at the student union. Eric is
Speaker 3: scolding the boys. You have only yourselves to blame. I
Speaker 3: hope you feel really bad.
Speaker 1: This was a super weird beat because it was like
Speaker 1: Eric is scolding them, but I almost look like I
Speaker 1: have a smile on my face. And then I just
Speaker 1: walked out of the scene. It was like, what by
Speaker 1: what's the point?
Speaker 3: Why?
Speaker 4: Why not just come up? And Eric's not there? Like
Speaker 4: what was this? It just was really a strange moment
Speaker 4: for me.
Speaker 1: What the hell's happening?
Speaker 3: I know, I don't know why they needed to act ly,
Speaker 3: They needed to remind the audience in case they just
Speaker 3: start tuning in during this commercial break that you are against.
Speaker 1: This, right, I don't know, Maybe that's it.
Speaker 3: Rachel is sitting on the couch with Jack and Angela
Speaker 3: trying to console her. Corey finally speaks up, Look, Rachel,
Speaker 3: I'm really sorry. We were just picking it up a step,
Speaker 3: that's all. You know. You look really good in the picture, right, Sean.
Speaker 3: Sean types up, yeah, really good. I even made a
Speaker 3: wallet size for myself here, my goodness. He shows them,
Speaker 3: and Angela immediately tells him to rip it up, so
Speaker 3: he does. Angela says they went too far. This was bad.
Speaker 3: Rachel snaps at her. Look, Angela, I don't know who
Speaker 3: side you're really on. Angela's taken it back. What do
Speaker 3: you mean I'm on your side? Rachel isn't so sure.
Speaker 3: I had that picture made when Jack and I were dating,
Speaker 3: and I've had it under my bed ever since. Jack
Speaker 3: is still marveling at the image. I've missed it like crazy, Rachel.
Speaker 3: Angela is the only one who's had access to it.
Speaker 3: Corey is concerned. Ah, Rachel swear she would never do
Speaker 3: something like this. Rachel counter, sure you would, he's your boyfriend.
Speaker 3: Angela can't believe the accusation, and Rachel asks, you never
Speaker 3: let Sean into our room. Angela puts two and two
Speaker 3: together and turns to Sean and disbelieve you said you
Speaker 3: left a book in my room. Cory again grunts. Oh.
Speaker 3: Rachel shouts, I knew it. Angela can't believe Sean lied
Speaker 3: to her. Sean defends himself. More, Angela, the thing all's
Speaker 3: fair in that. Angela's not having it. You betrayed my
Speaker 3: trust for a sick joke. Corey lets out A, now
Speaker 3: very pained, Oh.
Speaker 1: Did you either of you think about the shots that
Speaker 1: were not used, because you know what I'm saying, Like,
Speaker 1: they did a photo and it must have done an
Speaker 1: entire photo shoot to get this picture. And so there's
Speaker 1: a number of shots, pictures that far farther than this,
Speaker 1: and they settled on this one, right.
Speaker 3: Angela screams in horror and slaps her boyfriend repeatedly, you
Speaker 3: showed him that. Finally, Corey stands up and shouts, hey,
Speaker 3: how come I never get to see nothing. Rachel isn't
Speaker 3: done with Jack. That was a private gift for me
Speaker 3: to you, He says, I know, I'm sorry, all right.
Speaker 3: He pulls her in for a hug and shoots darts
Speaker 3: at Sean. I can't believe you, man. Rachel pulls away
Speaker 3: as Sean tries to talk her down. We're brothers, brothers
Speaker 3: tell each other everything. Jack snaps back, we're only hack brothers.
Speaker 3: I only have to tell you half. Rachel doesn't care.
Speaker 3: You weren't loyal to me, Jack, no one was. Angela
Speaker 3: counters I took your side. That's not there. So here's
Speaker 3: what going back to a little bit of the logic.
Speaker 3: So they had to just they had to figure out
Speaker 3: how she would how they would get this picture because
Speaker 3: there were no cell phones at the time. So the
Speaker 3: idea is that Rachel printed this picture, gave it to Jack.
Speaker 3: When they broke up, Jack gave it back to her.
Speaker 3: She put it under her mattress and then told Angela
Speaker 3: that photo existed and was under her mattress. Angela then
Speaker 3: told Sean that photo existed and was under her mattress.
Speaker 5: Or Sean just discovered it Sean underwear drawers.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're trying to take Angela out of it to
Speaker 1: where she didn't have anything to do with it. Jack
Speaker 1: told got it.
Speaker 8: Sean, Why did Jackie get I mean, we have to
Speaker 8: get the three of them against the three of the other.
Speaker 5: But it's like, yeah, it's so convoluted to try and
Speaker 5: get to this one.
Speaker 1: It started to stitch together with scotch tape a little bit.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Angela counters, I took your side. That's not fair.
Speaker 3: Jack also insists I'm on your side too. It's Corey
Speaker 3: and shann They should be mad at Corey and Sean
Speaker 3: look at them nervously. Then to Bengo walks in with
Speaker 3: leaves stuck to her head. She still can't get the
Speaker 3: honey out of her hair, and apparently I sleep in
Speaker 3: a tree. She senses the tension and asks what's going on,
Speaker 3: and Rachel scoffs, oh, that you didn't know. Corey jumpson
Speaker 3: our team just got even their team's being a bad sport.
Speaker 3: She shot the.
Speaker 4: Bear stuff obviously right that was Wednesday?
Speaker 1: Yes, okay, yes, yeah, yeah, because they would they wouldn't
Speaker 1: have been able to get everything out of your hair
Speaker 1: and then have you come back to shoot more that night.
Speaker 8: So no, but we should just shoot the previous student
Speaker 8: union seom where we were covered in honey.
Speaker 5: Still we went from the bear to then actually do that.
Speaker 8: So then this is the next day and they had
Speaker 8: to like fake her hair, gotcha, gotcha?
Speaker 3: Yeah, tapeg is still clueless and Rachel's senses a rap.
Speaker 3: You're still going to pretend you don't know what they
Speaker 3: did to me. She unravels the giant picture. They blew
Speaker 3: this up for the whole wide world to sea fun huh,
Speaker 3: and she throws it on the ground. Corey turns to
Speaker 3: to Panga with a bugs bunny impression. Hey, honey, huh.
Speaker 3: He gets a little more serious. The legend continues. She
Speaker 3: isn't amused in the slightest. She apologizes to Rachel, I
Speaker 3: had nothing to do with this. She then turns to
Speaker 3: Corey and Sean and threatens them with a twig she's
Speaker 3: pulled from her hair. Why did I have nothing to
Speaker 3: do with this? Sean looks at Corey wide eyed. Uh oh,
Speaker 3: ta Panga continues, I am on your team. Remember Shawn
Speaker 3: shots again. Oh, she reminds Corey. We make decisions together, remember,
Speaker 3: Corey throws his hands in the air. It was Sean's idea.
Speaker 3: She turns to Sean and Corey now screams. Ta Penga
Speaker 3: stares down Sean. But of course, whenever there's trouble, Sean
Speaker 3: can't be too far behind. It was a nice toast
Speaker 3: at the wedding. She repeats his lines. It's Corey and
Speaker 3: Tapanga now, Cory and Tapanga are best friends, not Cory
Speaker 3: and Sean. I thought we were a team, Shawnashuser, they're
Speaker 3: all still in this together, and Topega snaps back, For once,
Speaker 3: I thought we were. For once, I thought it could
Speaker 3: be the three of us. That's why I wanted to
Speaker 3: be on your guys's team, to be a part of
Speaker 3: the legendary team. But I guess I'm not a weird
Speaker 3: time for Tapanga to not at all care. I mean,
Speaker 3: I guess that's the flying to it. We just don't
Speaker 3: care about Rachel. But like, and I guess I didn't
Speaker 3: really care about Rachel then when the when you guys
Speaker 3: were going through underwad Dor either, I was just like, oh,
Speaker 3: cuty the duties. So yeah, I feel like this is
Speaker 3: not It feels out of character for Japango, but I
Speaker 3: guess the character they've written for Channga for the last season,
Speaker 3: maybe this is kind of in character for her. Yeah,
Speaker 3: she apologizes to Rachel again, and Corey asks, what are
Speaker 3: you all taking Rachel's side? You've known me and me
Speaker 3: and Sean your whole life. You've known Rachel what a
Speaker 3: couple of years. Rachel looks devastated, and the inmates went
Speaker 3: out a big disappointed.
Speaker 5: Why is this the like lion crossing no idea, no.
Speaker 8: Like like he's just a stating effect and like right
Speaker 8: and being.
Speaker 1: Mean about it either, He's just kind of no.
Speaker 8: I mean, it seems like the Revenge Born is still
Speaker 8: the crossing the line, but because logistically they wanted to
Speaker 8: get the new cast versus the old cast for the
Speaker 8: whole war set up they had to make this the
Speaker 8: big moment. It's just not that insulting. This is not
Speaker 8: that big of a deal.
Speaker 3: Well, to say I've only you've only known her for
Speaker 3: two years, you've known me since we were.
Speaker 5: Two, is like a very bad sentiment.
Speaker 3: Totally. He sees Rachel's reaction and he stops himself. Oh, Rachel,
Speaker 3: I'm really sorry. That's not how we think of you.
Speaker 3: Sean and says, no, it's not. Rachel is spiraling. How
Speaker 3: stupid am I? I actually thought that you guys were
Speaker 3: my friends. Angela jumps in, of course we are, Topanga
Speaker 3: adds Rachel, you were in our wedding. Rachel's voice begins
Speaker 3: to crack. I really thought that you guys let me
Speaker 3: into your special world. I guess the joke really is
Speaker 3: on me, and she runs out of the student union.
Speaker 3: Angela turns to Corey, Sean to Panga, and I guess
Speaker 3: it's no accident the way the teams were picked around here.
Speaker 3: Jack agrees, what a coincidence, huh lifelongers versus I guess
Speaker 3: I really don't know what we are.
Speaker 1: And Matt's expression there, I thought he was going to
Speaker 1: say a joke me too. I was a joke, and
Speaker 1: man I was like, oh no, oh nope, uh huh.
Speaker 3: They both walk away too, and Sean tries to call
Speaker 3: after them, but Corey and says it's okay, all right,
Speaker 3: it's you and you and me Nowga shakes her head
Speaker 3: and silently leaves. Corey doesn't even think about following after
Speaker 3: her and instead approaches Sean. All right, to you and
Speaker 3: me now. Then Sean walks away too. Now alone, Corey
Speaker 3: surveys the scene. Okay, I guess it's just me now.
Speaker 3: Then we are in Corey and Tepanga's apartment. Corey and
Speaker 3: t Panga are dressed for beds to arguing over the
Speaker 3: day's events that unfolded today. I cannot believe that you
Speaker 3: would take Rachel's side over mine to Penga, raises her voice.
Speaker 3: I took your side. I wanted to be on Corey
Speaker 3: and Sean's team. I was excited to be a part
Speaker 3: of that immortal friendship. You left me out, Corey, He argues,
Speaker 3: you were in the shower washing your hair for like
Speaker 3: eleven hours. She asks, do you know why a husband
Speaker 3: is supposed to tell his wife when he's going to
Speaker 3: do something so she can tell him what a stupid idea,
Speaker 3: it is. Before he does it, Corey explains, I don't
Speaker 3: want to think that you're not my best friend, and
Speaker 3: I do not want to think that I would ever
Speaker 3: hurt you. They lay down in silence.
Speaker 5: I do not want to think that you're not my
Speaker 5: best friend, and I do not.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and I do not want you to think that
Speaker 3: I I would ever hurt you.
Speaker 8: Right, I'm not a bad person. I'm just doing horrible things.
Speaker 8: But I'm not a bad person. You know me, you
Speaker 8: are you are my best friend, and you know I'm
Speaker 8: only a good person. So therefore all the bad things
Speaker 8: I'm doing don't count.
Speaker 1: Correct.
Speaker 3: I should be whatever I want.
Speaker 8: But if I say the right things and I make
Speaker 8: it okay, I'm a good person.
Speaker 1: Boy.
Speaker 8: I don't want you to think this about me, even
Speaker 8: though I'm doing these Just shut up, dude. And then
Speaker 8: he lays down and then screams at her. The next
Speaker 8: line is like and then he's like where.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: They lay down in silence. Then Corey sits back up
Speaker 3: and yells, why was it a stupid idea? She explains,
Speaker 3: because you hurt someone's feelings? He responds, Rachel's, she adds,
Speaker 3: and mine to Panga lays back down and faces away
Speaker 3: from Corey. He sarcastically notes, oh great the butt, then
Speaker 3: plops down on the bed, also facing away from her.
Speaker 3: So yeah, I mean it is very interesting that them
Speaker 3: o of Corey is if I say I'm a good person,
Speaker 3: and I tell you that, you know it to be true.
Speaker 3: I am a good person.
Speaker 5: I am a good person.
Speaker 3: Yea.
Speaker 8: And what he's really upset about is how she's judging him. Yes, correct,
Speaker 8: because her judgment is incorrect because he is a good person.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: And we're in the guy's apartment. Sean and Jack are
Speaker 3: awkwardly sitting in silence in the kitchen, so Eric uses
Speaker 3: the opportunity to speak up. He has a giant book
Speaker 3: in his hands. I've been reading a lot about this
Speaker 3: guy named Gandhi. Gandhi's an Indian. He's a Cherokee, I think,
Speaker 3: but it's not really important. Jay, Okay, let's uh move on.
Speaker 3: Not a doesn't age well. Doesn't age well this moment.
Speaker 3: He begins to tell the brothers about Gandhi's legacy. He's
Speaker 3: a master at solving all conflicts peacefully. The first thing
Speaker 3: we need to do is start a dialogue. Jack and
Speaker 3: Shawn stay completely silent, so Eric explains to have a dialogue.
Speaker 3: Somebody has to talk. He opens his GANDHI book just
Speaker 3: to check, and yeah, he's right, somebody does have to talk.
Speaker 3: So he asks who's going to start talking first. Jack
Speaker 3: speaks up to Sean, to hell with you man. Eric
Speaker 3: encourages them. That's good. Let's build from that. Sean grees
Speaker 3: to hell with you too. Eric isn't ready to give up.
Speaker 3: I don't think you guys are getting it. He flips
Speaker 3: through the book for more answers. He skips to the
Speaker 3: next chapter, which of course, is the Hunger Strike. The
Speaker 3: two of them are already eating, so Eric announces I
Speaker 3: will not eat or drink until the two of you
Speaker 3: make up. Okay, go oh. After a few seconds, he
Speaker 3: glances at Shawnsberger. That looks good. Then he looks over
Speaker 3: at Jack's food and we get the return of cartman voice.
Speaker 3: He need.
Speaker 1: Notice how most of my jokes now are food related.
Speaker 1: They are mutton crackers pie. That's the right to their strengths.
Speaker 3: Either of the guy who give him any attention. Eric
Speaker 3: assures them it's fine. He goes back to meditation, now
Speaker 3: saying yuh. At most a millisecond passes, and he admits
Speaker 3: I'm so freaking hungry, snatching the burger out of Sean's
Speaker 3: hands to devour it. Sean tells him to butt out,
Speaker 3: and Eric responds with a mouthful of burger. I can't
Speaker 3: butt out. I'm the peacemaker. That's why I was on
Speaker 3: both sides. Remember, Sean breaks it to him, you weren't
Speaker 3: on anybody's side. Eric laughs, what are you talking about?
Speaker 3: Everybody wanted me. Jack backs him up. Nobody wanted you.
Speaker 3: Eric is confused. Jack doesn't think twice before saying nobody
Speaker 3: wanted you on their team. Eric is visibly hurt. He
Speaker 3: ditches his GANDHI book and walks back to his room.
Speaker 3: Sean says, what did you do that for?
Speaker 1: And didn't Sean just do it first?
Speaker 8: It's like, now we're supposed to care about Eric the
Speaker 8: whole episode.
Speaker 1: We don't care.
Speaker 3: It's like, yeah, don't tell me what to do. Moron
Speaker 3: with that. Sean also grabs his stuff and leaves, and
Speaker 3: then we're back in the student union. Sean sits down
Speaker 3: for coffee with Angelina, a smile on his face. I
Speaker 3: know I do crazy things sometimes. I hope you still
Speaker 3: love me. Sean just trying to take the same Corey mentality.
Speaker 3: I know sometimes I do stupid, but it's okay, right,
Speaker 3: She smiles back, I'm not talking to you. She gets
Speaker 3: up and leaves, as Sean scoffs. We see the Tapangas
Speaker 3: at the table next to them. I'm not talking to
Speaker 3: you either. Then she gets up and walks away, But
Speaker 3: Sean is baffled. You and I are on the same team.
Speaker 3: She sarcastically declares, sure, we are, right. Well, here's my coffee.
Speaker 3: Why don't you make a toast?
Speaker 1: Boy? Yeah, everybody's taking this real personal.
Speaker 3: Real personal. Then she leaves him there all alone. Corey's
Speaker 3: about to walk into the building just as Angela is
Speaker 3: storming out. Cory says hi, but she responds, I'm not
Speaker 3: talking to you. Tapega now walks by them and echoes
Speaker 3: the feeling I'm not talking to you either. Then Angela
Speaker 3: adds to Panga to the mix, and I'm not talking
Speaker 3: to you. Tapega screams back, and I'm not talking to you.
Speaker 3: The girls storm off in different directions and we have
Speaker 3: an all out. Corey walks back inside to find Sean
Speaker 3: still drinking coffee. He takes the seat next to him
Speaker 3: and asks are you talking to me? Sean immediately tells
Speaker 3: him to shut up, and we get it to be
Speaker 3: continued on the bottom of the screen.
Speaker 1: How many how many of those have there been? How
Speaker 1: many two be continued episodes of Boy were there?
Speaker 5: Long Walk to Pittsburgh?
Speaker 8: Yeah, I feel like her answer, she said, he said,
Speaker 8: whatever her answer his answer, yeah, Long Work to Pittsburgh, And.
Speaker 1: So definitely in this that is just these.
Speaker 3: Three I might be at the yeah three because.
Speaker 8: The wedding weren't actually to be continued. Even though there
Speaker 8: was like three in a row about the wedding, they
Speaker 8: weren't technically to be continued at the end of the episodes.
Speaker 5: They actually wrapped up. Yeah, right, okay, right, because.
Speaker 8: There was the pre the pre planning, the actual wedding
Speaker 8: and then the honeymoon, and they are connected, but.
Speaker 1: They don't an arc as opposed.
Speaker 8: Yeah, you don't have previously on Boy Meets Were right,
Speaker 8: which I do feel like, feel like there was another
Speaker 8: one now you said previously, I.
Speaker 1: Feel like there's another.
Speaker 3: One that there was a previously Linda Linda Cardellini.
Speaker 5: Yeah, ski Watch.
Speaker 8: I think the ski Watch when she finds the letter
Speaker 8: at the end of the ski Loergie, was it to
Speaker 8: be continued?
Speaker 1: Okay? Yep, so rare at least four?
Speaker 3: Yep, at least four unless we're forgetting something else.
Speaker 4: There's at least which one.
Speaker 1: I'm sure sure there is. Yeah, it's so funny. I
Speaker 1: didn't think of any until writer said previously on, and
Speaker 1: then I'm hearing people's voices saying previously obviously on.
Speaker 3: Okay, interesting, Well, our next episode is the very first
Speaker 3: time we meet plays with squirrels.
Speaker 1: Man believe it already plays.
Speaker 3: With Yeah, so join us next week for our next
Speaker 3: episode recap, which will be season seven, episode sixteen seven,
Speaker 3: The Hard Way, which originally aired February eleventh, two thousand.
Speaker 3: So they played both of these back to back on
Speaker 3: the same night.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, that makes sense.
Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, so we had an hour an hour
Speaker 3: time slat eight thirty and nine. Thank you for joining
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