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Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of Trends

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Speaker 1: of Theseus.

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Speaker 2: H It's like ship of Theseus.

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Speaker 1: But if you break down the trends and put them

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Speaker 1: back together, are they still.

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Speaker 2: The same trends? Blake?

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Speaker 1: Is a question that I that one courtesy a vanadium

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Speaker 1: silver love love A nice ship theseus? O, God, God,

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Speaker 1: I know you are fucking love that so much love that.

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Speaker 2: Hey man, it's like the ship with theseus. What am

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Speaker 2: I anymore? You know, Blake, I'm Jaz Broke. I'm stuck

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Speaker 2: like this now. I can't do anything else.

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Speaker 1: Man Friday, Man, Thursday, goddamn afternoon man, Brian, Hey, come

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Speaker 1: on man, anyways, Blake, Yes, long weekend coming.

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Speaker 2: You got the plans. What you're doing getting up on the.

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Speaker 3: Stages, entertaining the people's nah? You know, you know the

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Speaker 3: week memory real days, my sabbath. It's the one day

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Speaker 3: I take off a year, and and I'm taking it off.

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Speaker 3: So no stages, no podcasts, no no dance, just BBQ,

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Speaker 3: just b BQ.

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Speaker 2: Getting the getting the thighs out.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna take these thighs out and just yeah, I

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Speaker 3: have special shorts that I wear for me. Yeah, the

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Speaker 3: flags they're made of flag. They are made of actual flags.

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Speaker 3: Yeah that I that I climb up the pole. That

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Speaker 3: I that's pre greased. Then I grabbed the flag off.

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Speaker 3: It's all wave.

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Speaker 1: Goes flags fell up? Is what is what the sailors

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Speaker 1: all say, it is what are you doing the same

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Speaker 1: exact thing I figured? Yeah, my flag shorts, climb up

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Speaker 1: the pole, waving the waving my booty around and getting

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Speaker 1: whistled at by sailors.

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Speaker 2: I love it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm taking it easy man, he a little travel Hello,

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Speaker 1: Dan travel do man tired?

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Speaker 2: It's just I don't know, you don't Jack?

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Speaker 3: Is this all your presidents in one impression? Is that

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Speaker 3: this basically w h W Biden? That's right, Yeah, well

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Speaker 3: just those three.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, my favorites.

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Speaker 1: Weird, weird taste for just like do nothing ship presidents

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Speaker 1: who are ye blandly genocidal anyway.

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Speaker 2: That's the good type. Yeah, that's what. That's what I like.

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Speaker 1: They don't seem to realize how evil they are. Blake,

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Speaker 1: we I don't stop talking about this unimportant stuff.

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Speaker 2: We got to talk about Wendy's. We got to talk

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Speaker 2: about Wendy's.

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Speaker 1: There's a new cheeseburger that's been announced for Wendy's Canada,

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Speaker 1: and I'm pissed. This is okay, Like you know, Trump

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Speaker 1: was talking about, well, we're gonna make them the fifty

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Speaker 1: first state and all that. Razmataz. This is war. This

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Speaker 1: is the less straw they're taken. So they what they've

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Speaker 1: done is they've put grilled cheese sandwich on top, grilled

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Speaker 1: cheese sandwich on the bottom, and hamburger in between, cheeseburger,

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Speaker 1: chee burger in between.

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Speaker 2: And how it took this long to get here? I

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Speaker 2: will never know.

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Speaker 3: If they steal this from us, Like how did these

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Speaker 3: Canadian food scientists steal American food scientist ideas and bring

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Speaker 3: it up north? That's what I'm wanting, because this is

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Speaker 3: not a Canadian idea. They're not smart enough to come

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Speaker 3: up with something like this. Yeah, yeah, no, this is

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Speaker 3: the sophisticated. There's a mole, there's a there's a weak

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Speaker 3: we got leak.

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Speaker 1: This is the plot of the Late the Yeah, the

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Speaker 1: new mission of Possible movies coming out this weekend. Uh,

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Speaker 1: and this is the plot. How did Canada get the

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Speaker 1: idea for the most American food? I will say that

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Speaker 1: in description it sounds better than what is pictured. Even

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Speaker 1: in the like you know, fake photo where they're like,

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Speaker 1: this is the best that it could possibly look.

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Speaker 2: It's they're still using Hamburger buns.

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Speaker 1: It just looks like hamburger, but like it looks like

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Speaker 1: a grilled cheese sandwish that somebody made in the microwave.

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Speaker 1: You know. It doesn't have that like buttery crustiness to it.

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Speaker 1: So it's like, shit, yeah it does kind of look back.

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Speaker 1: Just use a different bread.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you suck. Oh my god, this is the maddest

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Speaker 3: I'm grinding my teeth furious. I have a wake ap

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Speaker 3: near right now. I'm so pissed off about this. This

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Speaker 3: is infuriating. Do you ever eat shit like this? Like,

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Speaker 3: do you ever like the weird? Like, will you get

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Speaker 1: Whole day if I eat something like this. But yeah,

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Speaker 1: And so we we did some McDonald's and there was

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Speaker 1: a Taco bell nearby, so we did a bang bang

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Speaker 1: But it's pretty it's pretty rare that I'm like off

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Speaker 1: without any regard for the future.

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Speaker 2: Right.

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Speaker 3: The closest thing I've had this something like this is

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Speaker 3: KFC did some I think it's called the Double Down

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Speaker 2: Know it was called the Double Down, man, But brother,

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Speaker 2: I know what I said it is. I think it

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Speaker 2: was called Connie. I love it was called the double Down.

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Speaker 2: It was like two fried chickens.

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Speaker 3: Chicken fried chickens were the bread, right, and then was

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Speaker 3: it a cheese and a bacon in the cheese and

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Speaker 2: I like that like a Somalia a.

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Speaker 3: Cheese, a cheese from the year twenty sixty five is

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Speaker 3: somehow in the middle of it, and then a shard

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Speaker 3: only time I've ever I think, had like a food challenge.

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Speaker 3: And then there's like off menu things where when I

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Speaker 3: a pizza and then wrap like a chili bowl that

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Speaker 3: sort of chili and wrap a chili bowl that you

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Speaker 3: can take. The best way to describe that, no, it is, I.

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Speaker 2: Don't know what you're describing.

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Speaker 3: Whatever you just said, you take, you're describing you it's

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Speaker 3: a huge slice of pizza, so that's like the tortilla.

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Speaker 3: So it's basically that's the burrito outside.

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Speaker 2: I can't talk anymore.

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Speaker 3: And then there's some disgusting thing in the middle of it.

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Speaker 3: Maybe it's like a chili dog and then you eat that.

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Speaker 3: And I was attempted to do that. Yeah, yeah, but

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Speaker 1: But Cincinnati is avant garde in the chili arts.

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Speaker 2: Yes, they really pushed the push boundaries. They really have,

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Speaker 2: did you.

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Speaker 1: By the way, see Tom Cruise eating This is what

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Speaker 1: we talked about this on trending. I don't give a fuck. Okay, people,

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Speaker 1: there's not that much news. We're gonna talk about handcuffs

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Speaker 1: or off. Did you watch Tom Cruise eating popcorn? Because

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Speaker 1: I was just about to say the place where I

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Speaker 1: get my like junk food binges out of my system

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Speaker 1: is usually going to the movies. It's like that's when

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Speaker 1: I will eat you know, a full day is worth

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Speaker 1: of calories and just popcorn and Sara Patch kids. But

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Speaker 1: I don't eat the popcorn by uh throwing a fastball

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Speaker 3: There are people who are just so tightly wound that

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Speaker 3: you would say like, oh, yeah, of course that's how

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Speaker 3: that guy eats popcorn. Where I've even seen it where

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Speaker 3: like fist is clenched for some reason. I like watching

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Speaker 3: a TV and it's like, what is going on in

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Speaker 3: that guy's life? And it's going on up there, buddy, Yeah,

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Speaker 3: that guy's got to go back to therapists.

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Speaker 1: But with your life, then like print it out and

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Speaker 1: like kind of circle it for you and be like right,

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Speaker 1: you seem like you're holding an attension.

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Speaker 2: Right here where your knuckles are turning bright white, and

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Speaker 2: then right here where.

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Speaker 1: The thing that you're holding in your hands just disintegrated

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Speaker 1: into dusk. I have been like stressed out while eating

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Speaker 1: fork in half, and then snapped it in half a

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Speaker 1: second time, like this, the shorter thing that seems like

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Speaker 1: it would be structurally impossible to Yeah, and managed to

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Speaker 1: snap that in half, because yeah, sometimes I'm a bit

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Speaker 1: tightly wound.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, And you know what, it gets flagged and I

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Speaker 1: It gets flagged by my CEO, the chairman of the board.

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Speaker 1: In my heart, she says, uh FYI, let's let's take

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Speaker 3: So this sucks to be around, So work on it,

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Speaker 3: please if you want this to continue your marriage. But no,

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Speaker 3: I did watch the video and he is, like you said,

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Speaker 3: throwing reverse fastballs into his month. He's I would say,

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Speaker 3: violently eating popcorn.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and just strike after strike though that just going boom.

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Speaker 1: But he also yeah, shamed somebody for eating all their

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Speaker 1: popcorn before the movie started, which how dare you if

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Speaker 1: you're gonna be a fan of If he's supposed to

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Speaker 1: be the like ambassador to movies, like, don't be shaming

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Speaker 3: God, yeah, I do that, by the way, every time

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Speaker 3: I go to the movies. Yeah, polish went off.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Oh, you're a human being, unlike Tom Cruise, who's

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Speaker 1: a fucking alien who just manages to Yeah, that's the sound.

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Speaker 1: It makes the sound of a fucking rifle recoiling every

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Speaker 1: time he needs a piece of popcorn.

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Speaker 3: The Colonel's rattling off his vig ears sound like just

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Speaker 3: bullets hitting the side of like a cyber truck.

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Speaker 1: Other movie news, So, by the way, we're supposed to

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Speaker 1: have our biggest film going weekend at the we're here

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Speaker 1: in Baffo for the.

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Speaker 2: Box office this weekend.

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Speaker 1: I'm not predicting big things for the Mission Impossible movie,

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Speaker 1: but my my touch on box office predictions hasn't been

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Speaker 1: great lately. But I just feel like the last one,

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Speaker 1: the last Mission Impossible movie, was a box office disappointment,

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Speaker 1: and this one is like getting worse reviews than that one.

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Speaker 1: So I'm curious if if it's gonna fall through or

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Speaker 1: if people were just like, oh, this is part one

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Speaker 1: of a two part movie.

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Speaker 2: Like maybe fuck off with that. Well, we'll see.

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Speaker 1: But then Lelo and Stitch the live action is coming

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Speaker 1: this weekend, which is probably the one I'll end up

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Speaker 1: going to see, though I still haven't fucking seen Sinners,

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Speaker 1: and I will be that swearing under my breath the

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Speaker 1: whole time I'm taking my kids to be like, I

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Speaker 1: haven't even seen Sinners and I'm watching this bullshit.

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Speaker 3: God damn, I'm wanna laugh at Tim Robbinson. I haven't

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Speaker 3: seen that one either.

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