1 00:00:01,400 --> 00:00:10,080 Speaker 1: The Jewels Show on demand Jebils Dirty little Secret. Time 2 00:00:10,119 --> 00:00:12,080 Speaker 1: for your dirty little secret? Text in four one oh 3 00:00:12,119 --> 00:00:13,560 Speaker 1: six one. If you have a dirty little secret on 4 00:00:13,600 --> 00:00:15,640 Speaker 1: the phone right now? Is somebody to tell us a 5 00:00:15,640 --> 00:00:18,079 Speaker 1: dirty little secret? It's always awkward because we don't know 6 00:00:18,120 --> 00:00:21,240 Speaker 1: their name because everybody's anonymous. So what's up? How are you? 7 00:00:21,400 --> 00:00:24,920 Speaker 1: What's up? I'm good? How are you doing great? Thank? 8 00:00:26,920 --> 00:00:31,840 Speaker 1: What's up? Could you go? Gay? Bassa? Remember that? No? 9 00:00:33,120 --> 00:00:35,960 Speaker 1: I don't remember. You don't remember that commercial? Do you remember? 10 00:00:36,000 --> 00:00:38,280 Speaker 1: I don't even know your name? Ka Basa? You know 11 00:00:38,360 --> 00:00:41,839 Speaker 1: it's a commercial? No? I don't come on? Are you 12 00:00:41,880 --> 00:00:44,760 Speaker 1: what are you talking about? What was it? Full? It 13 00:00:44,840 --> 00:00:47,440 Speaker 1: was like some sort of like Dorito commercial or like 14 00:00:47,600 --> 00:00:49,760 Speaker 1: beverage commercial. And it was like when I was a kid. 15 00:00:49,920 --> 00:00:51,839 Speaker 1: It's not the what's up? Guys? Is it? Yeah? Like 16 00:00:53,720 --> 00:00:56,960 Speaker 1: there was another one. I don't remember. Okay, let's let's 17 00:00:57,040 --> 00:00:59,880 Speaker 1: exit this conversation with you might be tripped. I can't 18 00:01:00,040 --> 00:01:03,640 Speaker 1: need to just like mouth. I mean it sounds funny. 19 00:01:03,720 --> 00:01:05,280 Speaker 1: I think you should do it anyway. Can you do 20 00:01:05,319 --> 00:01:11,280 Speaker 1: that on the phone? Why? Okay? That works? Same thing, 21 00:01:11,319 --> 00:01:14,880 Speaker 1: but not so try it English? Okay? Well, um, take 22 00:01:14,880 --> 00:01:18,040 Speaker 1: your tongue out. It's like this, try this, try this. 23 00:01:18,160 --> 00:01:19,440 Speaker 1: I know you're trying to I know you're trying to 24 00:01:19,440 --> 00:01:20,679 Speaker 1: get out of it. I know you're trying to get 25 00:01:20,680 --> 00:01:22,880 Speaker 1: out of it. But we'll help you, will do with you. Okay, 26 00:01:31,360 --> 00:01:33,080 Speaker 1: on purpose to hear you. But anyway, all right, so 27 00:01:33,160 --> 00:01:35,880 Speaker 1: let's go. What's your little secret? Well, my thirty little 28 00:01:35,880 --> 00:01:38,440 Speaker 1: secret is that one day my mom told me to 29 00:01:38,440 --> 00:01:41,119 Speaker 1: take her car home because I had to go to work, 30 00:01:41,240 --> 00:01:42,760 Speaker 1: and told me to get ready. And I was still 31 00:01:42,760 --> 00:01:45,840 Speaker 1: in high school. So instead of going to work, I 32 00:01:45,880 --> 00:01:48,800 Speaker 1: went to a friend's house, okay, and you know, we 33 00:01:48,880 --> 00:01:50,560 Speaker 1: held out and chilled, and then when it was time 34 00:01:50,640 --> 00:01:52,880 Speaker 1: to go, I told him me know why whatever, and 35 00:01:52,880 --> 00:01:54,840 Speaker 1: I was starting to back out, and I backed out 36 00:01:54,840 --> 00:01:59,040 Speaker 1: introduced ginormous tree. I mean, you can't even miss it. 37 00:01:59,440 --> 00:02:02,040 Speaker 1: I just started learning how to drive, and I didn't 38 00:02:02,080 --> 00:02:05,240 Speaker 1: look in the back of mirror and I completely missed 39 00:02:05,240 --> 00:02:14,680 Speaker 1: it and it shattered the back windshield. Right I had 40 00:02:14,720 --> 00:02:16,880 Speaker 1: to go to work. I had to go to work. 41 00:02:16,960 --> 00:02:19,200 Speaker 1: So I went to work and I parked in the 42 00:02:19,280 --> 00:02:21,480 Speaker 1: very back of the parking lot because I was I 43 00:02:21,520 --> 00:02:23,600 Speaker 1: didn't want anybody else to hit the car. You know, 44 00:02:23,960 --> 00:02:25,639 Speaker 1: and I got into work and I wasn't there for 45 00:02:25,639 --> 00:02:28,000 Speaker 1: about an hour and a half and my manager comes 46 00:02:28,080 --> 00:02:30,040 Speaker 1: up and she's like, Hey, does anybody know anybody was 47 00:02:30,120 --> 00:02:32,359 Speaker 1: this kind of car? And I was like, yeah, that's 48 00:02:32,360 --> 00:02:34,959 Speaker 1: that's my mom's car. What's wrong? You know? I think 49 00:02:35,080 --> 00:02:37,680 Speaker 1: like I didn't know what's going on. And they were like, well, 50 00:02:37,720 --> 00:02:45,400 Speaker 1: it looks like somebody hits the car. And I was like, no, really, 51 00:02:45,520 --> 00:02:48,800 Speaker 1: my mom is gonna kill me, you know. And so 52 00:02:48,840 --> 00:02:50,720 Speaker 1: they called me to call my mom. And my mom 53 00:02:50,800 --> 00:02:53,840 Speaker 1: got there. She's looking at the car. She's all devastated. 54 00:02:53,960 --> 00:02:56,400 Speaker 1: And what they called the cops to get involved because 55 00:02:56,400 --> 00:03:01,320 Speaker 1: that's what's going on. And what the cops says, well, 56 00:03:01,360 --> 00:03:04,080 Speaker 1: they can't do anything without a license, like who hit 57 00:03:04,120 --> 00:03:07,120 Speaker 1: the car? So what my manager did? They went on 58 00:03:07,160 --> 00:03:12,520 Speaker 1: the camera and I thought, lucky because this is how 59 00:03:12,520 --> 00:03:14,320 Speaker 1: I got a way to live in other days because 60 00:03:14,680 --> 00:03:16,600 Speaker 1: I was going to say that from the Sun had 61 00:03:16,639 --> 00:03:19,760 Speaker 1: a glare on the camera exactly where I was parked 62 00:03:19,800 --> 00:03:24,400 Speaker 1: at the prime I came to work. Wow, years and 63 00:03:24,440 --> 00:03:28,399 Speaker 1: I still never told my mom. That's her dirty little 64 00:03:28,440 --> 00:03:31,600 Speaker 1: secret that she doesn't know. But what crazy luck because 65 00:03:31,760 --> 00:03:33,880 Speaker 1: Sun wasn't doing that at the camera, they would have 66 00:03:33,880 --> 00:03:35,880 Speaker 1: seen you pull up get out of the car with 67 00:03:35,920 --> 00:03:39,600 Speaker 1: that broken window, but instead the universe hooked you up 68 00:03:39,640 --> 00:03:43,960 Speaker 1: that day. Yeah, did you ever feel bad? Like when 69 00:03:43,960 --> 00:03:45,560 Speaker 1: you got home and stuff and your mom's like going, 70 00:03:45,680 --> 00:03:49,080 Speaker 1: oh my god, are we going to catch that? I 71 00:03:49,120 --> 00:03:51,480 Speaker 1: did feel bad about it, but then my mom gave 72 00:03:51,520 --> 00:03:55,360 Speaker 1: the car to my older brothers because her husband bought 73 00:03:55,360 --> 00:03:58,240 Speaker 1: her a new one and he eventually wrecked it in 74 00:03:58,320 --> 00:03:59,800 Speaker 1: like a less than a month, and I had to 75 00:03:59,800 --> 00:04:02,600 Speaker 1: go for the junk yard anyway, so I stopped feeling 76 00:04:02,640 --> 00:04:05,680 Speaker 1: bad about it. And since junkyard, I don't Yeah, I 77 00:04:05,680 --> 00:04:08,040 Speaker 1: don't think it matters. But okay, how long has it 78 00:04:08,120 --> 00:04:12,240 Speaker 1: been since that? I was probably in like eleventh grade, 79 00:04:12,640 --> 00:04:16,680 Speaker 1: un like fifteen, sixteen or seventeen or like eighteen and 80 00:04:17,200 --> 00:04:20,960 Speaker 1: I am twenty two. Okay, you should tell your mom 81 00:04:20,960 --> 00:04:22,560 Speaker 1: tho I should actually think it's funny. Yeah, now it 82 00:04:22,560 --> 00:04:27,320 Speaker 1: would be funny. Well, he's going listening. She listens, all right, 83 00:04:27,360 --> 00:04:34,000 Speaker 1: so she's you're kind of telling her that, what's surprised mom? Yeah? Goo, 84 00:04:34,000 --> 00:04:35,719 Speaker 1: good John telling your mom you dirty a little cigarette 85 00:04:35,720 --> 00:04:40,480 Speaker 1: now and that's an awesome story. Thank you. Then. Jebel 86 00:04:40,520 --> 00:04:41,640 Speaker 1: Show on Demand