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Speaker 1: the Morning Show. Yes you have found us. I am

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Speaker 1: the Ayatola of rock and Roller. Welcome to day. We

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Speaker 1: survived a weekend? Did we survive a weekend? I don't know?

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Speaker 1: Did everyone survive? Came you? Okay? Well, welcome to Monday,

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Speaker 1: Jennuaryferry watch April twentieth. Is that right? I don't know it.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's four twenty. Let me look at

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Speaker 1: my four twenty music over here. Let me let's play

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Speaker 1: this right here. Hold on, yeah, dedicate this to all

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Speaker 1: part of success that you believe in the as you'll

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Speaker 1: be relieving the stress. D r Doctor Draper. You know

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Speaker 1: to pop. Look a song for the two triple low

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Speaker 1: coming real, it's the next episode. Hold up, woman, be

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Speaker 1: thinking we saw we're gonna wack it to the wheels.

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Speaker 1: Follow up, woman, Take up? See? Do'te be ready for

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Speaker 1: the next episode? He warms every day? Are you serious?

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Speaker 1: Are you serious? God? They really? Did? They really f

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Speaker 1: up that song that much? Do you know what I'm done?

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Speaker 1: You know? They took out the best and they scrambled

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Speaker 1: the best line in the line in the song, Oh

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Speaker 1: this place, I tell you hilarious. Sometimes I think we

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Speaker 1: worked for we work for imbeciles. Whoever edited that? What? Daniel? What? What?

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Speaker 1: What do they thinking they're saying? Like? If they take

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm so tired of this company editing

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Speaker 1: people's art. And that's what they just did. Scary. Go

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Speaker 1: get the real version of that song and put it

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Speaker 1: two hours. Seriously, why don't you have to edit out

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Speaker 1: all the curse words? OK? I got that. I know

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Speaker 1: Let's move on. Let's move on. I swear to God

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Speaker 1: no there's nowhere to go but here anyway. Jackie Online three,

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Speaker 1: our first caller of the day, doing the important work

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Speaker 1: out there. Jackie is a surgical tech currently in nursing school,

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Speaker 1: You've been working hard, You've deserved it. You deserve to graduate. Yes,

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Speaker 1: today right now listening to our show going on. Here

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Speaker 1: we go going to open those doors and do another one.

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Speaker 1: you inspire it. Yeah, I wouldn't change it. I would

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Speaker 1: When I graduate, I will be there. If they asked

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Speaker 1: ceremonies that are going to be canceled. Let's move them

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Speaker 1: all to the beach in Jacksonville. There's plenty of round

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Speaker 1: everyone else, we'll go out there graduate. I can people

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Speaker 1: of you. Jackie. Congratulations on getting through your nursing school.

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Speaker 1: And you will graduate somehow in December. And you are

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Speaker 1: so there's there's this hospital in Hackensack, New Jersey, right

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Speaker 1: these scrubs, the Elvis Duran Morning show scrubs. These are

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Speaker 1: Your day is a seven Aquarius. There are countless ways

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Speaker 1: and Sagittarius. Unpredictable things happen every day. Try not to

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Speaker 1: your feet. Your day is an eight and those are

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Speaker 1: your Monday morning horoscopes. Let's get into the three things

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Speaker 1: you need to know. Lots of people are already texting,

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Speaker 1: She's puffing as we speak. Good morning to Evanston, Wyoming.

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Speaker 1: Thank you for being here on your birthday. Also Essica,

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Speaker 1: her first day of live remote teaching. She's taking care

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Speaker 1: Let's get into the three things. Go ahead, Gandi, what's

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Speaker 1: going on? Well? Dangerous storms are going to continue to

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Speaker 1: southern Mississippi was hit really hard with multiple tornadoes reported.

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Speaker 1: Trees were uprooted, powerlines snapped, and more of that is

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Speaker 1: expected as we start the week. Two hundred and sixty

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Speaker 1: one of the three hundred and eighty nine new COVID

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Speaker 1: nineteen coronavirus cases in Iowa are attributed to one meat

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Speaker 1: processing plant, the Tyson Meat Processing Plant, and Perry became

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Speaker 1: the third Tyson plant in the state to report an outbreak,

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Speaker 1: joining other Tyson plants in Columbus, Junction and Waterloo. The

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Speaker 1: it back to back to back. It was great. Oh wow. Way,

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Speaker 1: let's go around the room because I know Froggy wants

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Speaker 1: to talk about it and I'm dying to hear is

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Speaker 1: around the room. So scary around the room. Then we'll

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Speaker 1: get into the Daniel Report after that. Okay, So we'll

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Speaker 1: start with you, Froggy. What's on your mind today? I did?

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Speaker 1: I loved with the Michael Jordan's Special and I had

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Speaker 1: many takes as going away from it and cannot wait

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Speaker 1: for more episodes, only two last night, still eight to go.

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Speaker 1: But what I learned is and I and I heard

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Speaker 1: going in that Michael Jordan did not like the way

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Speaker 1: he was depicted in parts of the series, that he

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Speaker 1: comes across as kind of an a hole. But my

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Speaker 1: take on this is anybody who is great at what

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Speaker 1: they do, whether it's Michael Jordan, Tiger Woods, Tom Brady,

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Speaker 1: Elvis Duran, whoever is fabulous and at the top of

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Speaker 1: their game of what they do, there are times in

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Speaker 1: what you're doing you have to be an a hole.

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Speaker 1: You have to take control and you have to do

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Speaker 1: things your way. And Elvis, in your book, you said

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Speaker 1: that there was a day you came in and you

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Speaker 1: sat down at that board and you said, we're doing

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Speaker 1: it my way. We're gonna win my way, and we're

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Speaker 1: gonna lose my way, but we're gonna do it my way.

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Speaker 1: And that's the way, Jordan hole. And you know what

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Speaker 1: I do. I'm an a hole every day now I

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Speaker 1: know my calendar. Sometimes you have to be people who

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Speaker 1: are great at something, they you have to be an

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Speaker 1: a hole sometimes. So somebody tells me you're an an

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Speaker 1: a hole, you could be just being great at what

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Speaker 1: you do. I like that. Excuse me, this is my craft.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna Yeah, I know I'm being an a hole

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Speaker 1: because I'm great at it nice all the time. Sometimes

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Speaker 1: you have to be an a hole. I agree, now,

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Speaker 1: I know, but it's hard for me to admit that.

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Speaker 1: But you know you can say it for me. I

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Speaker 1: appreciate it. Thank you so much for me. That was

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Speaker 1: that was a compliment right there, Michael Jordan com Brady

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Speaker 1: and Tiger Woods. Yeah. I will tell you this, and

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Speaker 1: when I try not to be an a hole, I

459
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Speaker 1: usually fail. You know, it's something, so it's better to

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Speaker 1: be an a hole anyway. Thanks, thanks for that. I

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Speaker 1: sheet that. That was actually a great compliment. Hey, Gandhi,

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Speaker 1: what's up with you today? So on the topic of

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Speaker 1: handling ourselves, hold on, take what is wrong with her microphone?

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Speaker 1: There was something definitely wrong. When you get close to

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Speaker 1: that mic kid just completely distorts. Yeah, you know, I

466
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Speaker 1: think it needs to reset. I'll tell you when we

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Speaker 1: take a break, will reset. But you're you're good now,

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Speaker 1: go ahead to start over here. Okay? On the topic

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Speaker 1: of taking care of yourself or quarantine. I don't know

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Speaker 1: if you guys can see how bad my nails are,

471
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Speaker 1: but one of them has chipped now into the fingernail bed,

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Speaker 1: which is terrible. Trying to get rid of it, and

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Speaker 1: I know it's awful. But on a happy note, my

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Speaker 1: boyfriend did let me shape up the back of his

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Speaker 1: hairline and I had so much fun doing it and

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Speaker 1: it turned out well. I think I have a career.

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Speaker 1: If this doesn't work out for me, I'm gonna be

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Speaker 1: a barber. Yep, good for you, because you know what

479
00:26:46,840 --> 00:26:48,760
Speaker 1: if you if you start cutting someone else's hair, you're

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Speaker 1: just taking chances here. It may come out great. And

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Speaker 1: it did come out great. It came out great. He

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Speaker 1: looks great. Yeah, I'm gonna try to take a picture.

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Speaker 1: He's hard to get. Well, come over here and trim Alex.

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Speaker 1: He looks awful. Okay, anyway, thank you. Let's get into

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Speaker 1: the Danielle report and we'll do it around the room

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Speaker 1: with Scary and uh yeah and Danielle next. But not right,

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Speaker 1: all right, Danielle, what are you got going on? All right?

488
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Speaker 1: So they all in challenge thirteen million dollars raised, actually

489
00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:20,800
Speaker 1: over that already. Celebrities just keep adding to it. Over

490
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Speaker 1: the weekend, Pink added an aerial stunt. You can take

491
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Speaker 1: aerial lessons with Pink. How cool is that? Oh my gosh?

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Speaker 1: And it imagine flying in the air with Pink. Oh

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Speaker 1: my gosh, that's like ridiculous anyway, also, oh scary. I

494
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Speaker 1: forgot to tell you to get the sound for this,

495
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Speaker 1: So pull up the sound for John Krasinski's prom over

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Speaker 1: the weekend. It should be the Jonas Brothers. I don't

497
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Speaker 1: know if you saw it, but he hosted his own

498
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Speaker 1: prom over the weekend. People showed up and they were

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Speaker 1: dressed up for it. Chance the rapper Billie Eilish the

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Speaker 1: Jonas Brothers performed. Here's what they sounded like. I'm so

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Speaker 1: foil sular. So some sad news over the weekend. We

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Speaker 1: said goodbye to Kitty Purry. That's Katie Perry's cat that

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Speaker 1: she's had for over fifteen years. Fifteen years ago, she

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Speaker 1: got the cat with her boyfriend. I think it crawled

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Speaker 1: into her window or something. If you want to see

506
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Speaker 1: what she wrote about the cat, go to her Instagram.

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Speaker 1: She did write a very emotional tribute to her kitty.

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Speaker 1: Soa sad news over there um one world Together at Home.

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Speaker 1: Over one hundred and twenty seven million dollars was raised

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Speaker 1: to support healthcare workers for COVID nineteen. Go Got kicked

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Speaker 1: it off with a little smile. Here's what that sounded like.

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Speaker 1: That's not smiling. It's not smile. I was smised to me. Smile. Smile,

513
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Speaker 1: just arrived late to the party. Here it is smile.

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Speaker 1: Cloud in the sky. You're good bye if you're smile,

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Speaker 1: sorrow smile. Did you guys enjoy the show? I watched

516
00:29:29,840 --> 00:29:31,240
Speaker 1: bits and pieces of it. I was kind of in

517
00:29:31,360 --> 00:29:33,760
Speaker 1: and out doing things. But when I saw I enjoyed

518
00:29:34,200 --> 00:29:38,360
Speaker 1: my mom my mom kept calling me, mom, leave me alone.

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Speaker 1: But they have so much money. I mean, it was

520
00:29:40,600 --> 00:29:44,080
Speaker 1: a really, really great thing. Why is your mom calling? Yeah?

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00:29:44,160 --> 00:29:46,360
Speaker 1: You know she had concerns about people because she's not

522
00:29:46,520 --> 00:29:49,320
Speaker 1: used to seeing people without their makeup on, and without

523
00:29:49,520 --> 00:29:52,240
Speaker 1: you know, in the production of the studio. Yet, what

524
00:29:52,600 --> 00:29:56,400
Speaker 1: was she saying, I'm a little concerned about Elton John.

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00:29:56,640 --> 00:29:59,680
Speaker 1: I'm like, Mom, he's not in a studio. He didn't

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Speaker 1: have his makeup don professionally. That was the other one.

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Speaker 1: I'm a little turned I know. Mike Mott. They're okay,

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Speaker 1: don't worry about it. Taylor Swifts canceled all of her

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Speaker 1: twenty twenty shows. Uh, you can get refunds, but when

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00:30:15,800 --> 00:30:18,480
Speaker 1: she reschedules the dates, you can also go to those shows.

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Speaker 1: Your tickets will be okay for those shows, so hopefully

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00:30:21,000 --> 00:30:23,040
Speaker 1: you'll just hold on to those. UM. I have a

533
00:30:23,160 --> 00:30:26,000
Speaker 1: new favorite song. Oh my gosh, John Legend just came

534
00:30:26,040 --> 00:30:28,520
Speaker 1: out with this. One's called Bigger Love. It is awesome.

535
00:30:28,640 --> 00:30:46,680
Speaker 1: Listen to this. John Legend and Chrissy Taken have become

536
00:30:47,160 --> 00:30:51,040
Speaker 1: like the stars of the pandemic. You're everywhere. I mean

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Speaker 1: they're they're doing something every single day. Uh. And in

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Speaker 1: second place, I find that Danielle and her husband Sheldon

539
00:30:57,640 --> 00:31:00,680
Speaker 1: are the stars of the pandemic. Thank you? Did you

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00:31:00,800 --> 00:31:03,719
Speaker 1: did a family feud? Love it? We did? We had

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Speaker 1: a game show yesterday, we did. Thank you. Comic Con

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00:31:07,280 --> 00:31:10,000
Speaker 1: San Diego has been canceled for the first time in

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Speaker 1: its fifty year history. Uh. And you know, Comic Con

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00:31:13,800 --> 00:31:15,640
Speaker 1: is one of my favorite events in New York every

545
00:31:15,680 --> 00:31:17,960
Speaker 1: single year. So far that hasn't been canceled, But we'll

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Speaker 1: see what happens tonight. The Bachelor Presents listen to your heart.

547
00:31:21,200 --> 00:31:24,360
Speaker 1: You've got the boys, don't forget song Land is onlo

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Speaker 1: below deck Sailing yacht and ninety dight Fiance Self Quarantine

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Speaker 1: is on tonight as well. Thank you, Danielle. Do you

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Speaker 1: want to take a break or go to line? What? Oh? Okay?

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00:31:36,760 --> 00:31:40,920
Speaker 1: Thank you? Listen to him hasteless training? What should we do?

552
00:31:41,120 --> 00:31:47,040
Speaker 1: Calls one word line twenty four Jessica, she bought it

553
00:31:47,080 --> 00:31:49,959
Speaker 1: at home? You bought an at home waxing kit. How

554
00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:53,160
Speaker 1: did that work out for you? Yeah, my sister in

555
00:31:53,240 --> 00:31:54,959
Speaker 1: law and I bought it. Or my sister in law

556
00:31:55,040 --> 00:31:57,400
Speaker 1: bought it, so she tells me to come over, so

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00:31:57,520 --> 00:32:00,120
Speaker 1: we did. Our eyebrows and eyebrows weren't the problem, but

558
00:32:00,200 --> 00:32:06,960
Speaker 1: we're like, let's try the armpits, and by the first

559
00:32:07,120 --> 00:32:11,080
Speaker 1: pull was screaming and yelling. The second and third okay,

560
00:32:11,320 --> 00:32:14,360
Speaker 1: we ended up punching each other. At one point she

561
00:32:14,480 --> 00:32:16,400
Speaker 1: yelled at me, don't punch or wax or I said, well,

562
00:32:16,440 --> 00:32:20,000
Speaker 1: don't rip my hair out. Oh lord, See, maybe there

563
00:32:20,040 --> 00:32:22,240
Speaker 1: are some things we just shouldn't do. I mean, you

564
00:32:22,240 --> 00:32:24,720
Speaker 1: should just let your hair grow out, I guess. I mean,

565
00:32:24,760 --> 00:32:28,320
Speaker 1: are you ever going to try it again? They were bad? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's actually still really smooth. I was actually really surprised

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00:32:32,160 --> 00:32:37,959
Speaker 1: that actually seems to be working. Oh god. We were

568
00:32:38,080 --> 00:32:41,120
Speaker 1: laughing hysterically, like now it's one of the funniest things.

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Speaker 1: And she's like, I can't kill another three more weeks,

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Speaker 1: so we can do it again. I was like, well,

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Speaker 1: oh lord, you you're a glutton for punishment. All right,

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Speaker 1: thank you, Jessica. Now the home waxing kit Michelle on

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Speaker 1: line twenty three. She's fixing her nails using a very

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Speaker 1: special tool. Hey Michelle, Hey, how are you fixing your nails? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: What is it? Um? I have a small nail grinder

576
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Speaker 1: for the dogs and you can take the top piece off.

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Speaker 1: And I was able to use it to get the

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Speaker 1: gail polish off a couple layers of the gel and

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Speaker 1: to shorten them. A dog nail grinder. That's awesome. I

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00:33:18,720 --> 00:33:23,600
Speaker 1: don't have it worked great, Hord Little Max I need

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Speaker 1: to grind his nails in. I'm afraid to do it

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Speaker 1: because when he walks across the floor, it's it sounds

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Speaker 1: like he's wearing shoes. He's like a tap dancing puppy.

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Speaker 1: Do those Does the nail grinder work on dogs? Can

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Speaker 1: you do it without hurting them. Yes. Yeah. It has

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Speaker 1: a little um piece that goes over the top so

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Speaker 1: you can't put too much of the nail in and

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Speaker 1: it doesn't go real hard or fast. So just getting

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Speaker 1: the trust of them to let you do it. So,

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Speaker 1: Danielle gunn you need a dog nail grinder for your name.

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Speaker 1: I have a cat one. And do you know that?

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Speaker 1: My cats are so smart. They know they're going to

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Speaker 1: get a treat if they let me cut their nails.

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Speaker 1: They line up to get their nails cut and they

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Speaker 1: wait line. I have to wait. They let me cut

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Speaker 1: their nails because they're like, oh, Mom's going to give

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00:34:08,760 --> 00:34:12,960
Speaker 1: us a treat. We know what's coming next. They want

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Speaker 1: to see. I don't want to see cats lining up.

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Speaker 1: All right, thank you for your call, um, Michelle, thank

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Speaker 1: you have a beautiful day. Stay safe. Oh my god

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Speaker 1: so much. Just in a text, I just gave myself

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Speaker 1: a Brazilian Oh but I used my tweezers and plugged

603
00:34:26,280 --> 00:34:32,439
Speaker 1: it out one hair at a time. Always video something

604
00:34:32,520 --> 00:34:33,840
Speaker 1: like that. We all want to see that. All right,

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Speaker 1: we gotta take a break. We'll be back right after this.

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Speaker 1: Family is Elvis Durrand in the Morning Show. So, I

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Speaker 1: don't know how many of you caught the Instagram live

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00:35:17,400 --> 00:35:23,080
Speaker 1: yesterday on our front porch Alex and his Flobe experience. Yep,

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Speaker 1: and you know it just didn't work. We threw the

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Speaker 1: flowbee away. It's down. It's down at the street. If

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Speaker 1: you're driving by the house, like I said earlier, just

620
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Speaker 1: open the trash can. It's in there. You can have it.

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Speaker 1: It still has Alex's hair in it anyway, So Alex

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Speaker 1: just joined me. And by the way, the mustache people

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Speaker 1: aren't liking the mustache though. No, I don't know you

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Speaker 1: guys like his mustache. I don't know. We kill the

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00:35:42,400 --> 00:35:45,120
Speaker 1: quarantine is lifted? Are gonna keep it? You really are?

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Speaker 1: Oh man? If we don't know how long that's gonna be?

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Speaker 1: That could be months, You're crazy, could be Hey, what's

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Speaker 1: that serious question about the mustache? Does what's that? Does

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Speaker 1: it have to be that shape? Like, there's gotta be

630
00:35:58,560 --> 00:36:00,359
Speaker 1: a better shape for it, because I just think it's

631
00:36:00,400 --> 00:36:03,279
Speaker 1: the shape that's that's throwing it. Oh, I like it.

632
00:36:04,040 --> 00:36:05,759
Speaker 1: I like a picture. Let me put you up on,

633
00:36:06,080 --> 00:36:07,640
Speaker 1: Let me take a picture if you put on Instagram.

634
00:36:07,719 --> 00:36:10,800
Speaker 1: Hold on, yes, gandhi, we're we're doing a press conference

635
00:36:10,800 --> 00:36:14,239
Speaker 1: about Alex's mustache. Oh yes, Um. I don't think it's

636
00:36:14,280 --> 00:36:16,520
Speaker 1: the mustache that's as much of a problem as the

637
00:36:16,600 --> 00:36:19,399
Speaker 1: sides of his hair combined with the mustache. I think

638
00:36:19,400 --> 00:36:23,160
Speaker 1: he can only do one or the other. Is like whoa, Yeah,

639
00:36:23,200 --> 00:36:24,759
Speaker 1: tell him how your hair got like that, because it

640
00:36:24,840 --> 00:36:26,480
Speaker 1: looks like you got into a fight with with some

641
00:36:26,600 --> 00:36:29,440
Speaker 1: clippers and you lost. Well. Yeah, you bought that flow

642
00:36:29,480 --> 00:36:32,600
Speaker 1: bee and we decided to try it out and it

643
00:36:32,719 --> 00:36:35,239
Speaker 1: didn't work as well as it shows on TV. No,

644
00:36:37,880 --> 00:36:39,719
Speaker 1: so he tried to fix it. He tried to fix

645
00:36:39,840 --> 00:36:41,560
Speaker 1: the sides on his own with the clippers and it

646
00:36:41,640 --> 00:36:49,640
Speaker 1: looked really bad. Yeah, and anyway happening ye? Yes, okay,

647
00:36:49,680 --> 00:36:53,560
Speaker 1: So are you guys getting into a little stupid fights.

648
00:36:54,120 --> 00:36:57,040
Speaker 1: Daniel I mean, Danielle, you're with your family. You got

649
00:36:57,120 --> 00:37:00,600
Speaker 1: two two sons and a husband, two cats, and a

650
00:37:01,440 --> 00:37:05,000
Speaker 1: bearded dragon. Gandhi's got her boyfriend and they've never really

651
00:37:05,080 --> 00:37:07,239
Speaker 1: lived together, and now they're really pushing the limits. Here,

652
00:37:07,239 --> 00:37:10,200
Speaker 1: are you guys getting along? Okay, we're getting along okay,

653
00:37:10,239 --> 00:37:12,799
Speaker 1: but we are definitely noticing the things about each other

654
00:37:12,960 --> 00:37:16,839
Speaker 1: that irritate the other one. So he is exceptionally neat,

655
00:37:16,920 --> 00:37:20,320
Speaker 1: like military clean, super neat, like tying up the cords

656
00:37:20,320 --> 00:37:22,279
Speaker 1: to all of my equipment to keep everything tight, and

657
00:37:22,360 --> 00:37:25,120
Speaker 1: I'm kind of like, dah, whatever, So I'm on edge

658
00:37:25,200 --> 00:37:26,960
Speaker 1: making sure that I'm picking everything up because I don't

659
00:37:26,960 --> 00:37:31,400
Speaker 1: want to upset him. I hate it. Well, so, yeah, Danielle,

660
00:37:31,400 --> 00:37:33,759
Speaker 1: I can't imagine what it's like having two sons, because

661
00:37:34,040 --> 00:37:36,560
Speaker 1: are they just walking around leaving messes everywhere? Because that's

662
00:37:36,600 --> 00:37:41,000
Speaker 1: what I got here. Oh, it's like, oh, can that

663
00:37:41,239 --> 00:37:44,200
Speaker 1: plate actually make it into the sink? It balances on

664
00:37:44,360 --> 00:37:47,440
Speaker 1: the edge of the sink, but it doesn't actually get

665
00:37:47,760 --> 00:37:50,879
Speaker 1: into the sink. A couple of more reaches, a couple

666
00:37:50,920 --> 00:37:56,520
Speaker 1: of minches the sink. Well, Alex, does do you have

667
00:37:56,680 --> 00:37:58,640
Speaker 1: been doing dishes. You've been doing a great job. Yeah,

668
00:37:58,719 --> 00:38:01,640
Speaker 1: but here's what he does. Ready for this? So he said, oh,

669
00:38:01,719 --> 00:38:03,560
Speaker 1: my neck hurts. I'm gonna put on one of those

670
00:38:03,640 --> 00:38:06,960
Speaker 1: heating things that that you eating pit heating? What is?

671
00:38:07,400 --> 00:38:08,880
Speaker 1: You open it up? You put it on your neck

672
00:38:08,920 --> 00:38:11,319
Speaker 1: and it heats it up? All right? I see, Yeah,

673
00:38:11,320 --> 00:38:13,680
Speaker 1: it's yeah something like that. Well, so if you look

674
00:38:13,680 --> 00:38:16,640
Speaker 1: at our dining room right now, the box is still there, opened,

675
00:38:16,840 --> 00:38:19,279
Speaker 1: and then the envelope that the heating pad came in

676
00:38:19,440 --> 00:38:21,680
Speaker 1: is right next to it. It's just sitting there. Can't

677
00:38:21,680 --> 00:38:24,960
Speaker 1: put away? Can't you hit the little away? Nobody's coming over.

678
00:38:25,320 --> 00:38:27,800
Speaker 1: I'm here, So who do we have to impress? And

679
00:38:27,880 --> 00:38:30,239
Speaker 1: we're not impressing. It's just like I don't know. I'm

680
00:38:30,560 --> 00:38:33,440
Speaker 1: I swept and mopped the floor yesterday. He walks in.

681
00:38:33,520 --> 00:38:35,520
Speaker 1: I'm like, take your shoes off, don't walk across the floor.

682
00:38:36,160 --> 00:38:39,400
Speaker 1: What are you doing? You're like Hitler in here? I'm like,

683
00:38:39,600 --> 00:38:42,400
Speaker 1: what do you mean on my Hitler? Like Hitler? I

684
00:38:42,520 --> 00:38:45,759
Speaker 1: get anyway, my little guy says, ma, all you do

685
00:38:45,960 --> 00:38:48,120
Speaker 1: is to pick up and clean. I go. That's because

686
00:38:48,160 --> 00:38:50,280
Speaker 1: all you do is make a mess. If you stop

687
00:38:50,320 --> 00:38:52,000
Speaker 1: making a mess. I don't have to pick up and

688
00:38:52,080 --> 00:38:56,280
Speaker 1: clean exactly, just clean up a little bit. We're arguing

689
00:38:56,400 --> 00:38:58,759
Speaker 1: over who takes the dogs out and how many times

690
00:38:58,800 --> 00:39:00,920
Speaker 1: a day. So Lisa has now a sheet and it's

691
00:39:00,960 --> 00:39:03,160
Speaker 1: by the door, and so when you take the dogs out,

692
00:39:03,200 --> 00:39:04,920
Speaker 1: you have to mark that you took the dogs out,

693
00:39:05,040 --> 00:39:07,160
Speaker 1: And it's how many times today? Who takes the dogs out?

694
00:39:07,200 --> 00:39:12,279
Speaker 1: And next we are all going insane. We're going in.

695
00:39:13,280 --> 00:39:15,719
Speaker 1: But I love you, Alex. I'm so glad you're here

696
00:39:15,800 --> 00:39:17,120
Speaker 1: with me. Do you want to hear what he did

697
00:39:17,200 --> 00:39:20,279
Speaker 1: to me yesterday? I could kill him. Oh, this is

698
00:39:20,360 --> 00:39:23,279
Speaker 1: the best. So after he gave me the haircut, I said,

699
00:39:23,280 --> 00:39:25,200
Speaker 1: I'm going to get him back, but I didn't know how,

700
00:39:25,760 --> 00:39:27,600
Speaker 1: so get me back. I didn't do that to you

701
00:39:27,760 --> 00:39:29,680
Speaker 1: the flu he did that? Now you did it. You

702
00:39:29,880 --> 00:39:32,480
Speaker 1: talked me into getting this donk, all right. So anyway,

703
00:39:33,960 --> 00:39:36,239
Speaker 1: he was looking for a recyclable bit that we have

704
00:39:36,640 --> 00:39:38,400
Speaker 1: and it was in the trunk of his car, and

705
00:39:38,480 --> 00:39:41,160
Speaker 1: he goes, I'll be right back, and we had a

706
00:39:41,239 --> 00:39:44,840
Speaker 1: few cocktails. So he walks all the way down the

707
00:39:44,960 --> 00:39:48,120
Speaker 1: driveway to the car and he gets out the bend

708
00:39:48,360 --> 00:39:50,960
Speaker 1: and he pushes the button to close the trunk. As

709
00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:54,080
Speaker 1: soon as it went to go close. I was inside

710
00:39:54,120 --> 00:39:55,640
Speaker 1: and I had the button, so I pushed it to

711
00:39:55,760 --> 00:39:59,600
Speaker 1: open it back up. So halfway down the driveway he

712
00:39:59,719 --> 00:40:02,360
Speaker 1: turned around and goes, oh, it didn't close, So he

713
00:40:02,480 --> 00:40:05,200
Speaker 1: walked back, tried it again. As soon as they went

714
00:40:05,239 --> 00:40:07,359
Speaker 1: to go close. I pushed the button and opened again.

715
00:40:07,719 --> 00:40:10,680
Speaker 1: He stood there for fifteen minutes trying to get the

716
00:40:10,960 --> 00:40:14,560
Speaker 1: trunk to clothes, yelling and screaming. And I was inside

717
00:40:14,640 --> 00:40:16,840
Speaker 1: with the button the whole time. But this, so, this

718
00:40:16,960 --> 00:40:20,920
Speaker 1: is what I'm living with. It's like, it's like it's jokes, jokes, jokes.

719
00:40:22,160 --> 00:40:24,960
Speaker 1: Oh I should have filmed it. Wait over the weekend,

720
00:40:25,400 --> 00:40:28,520
Speaker 1: I'm trying to take a nap. I get ma, Ma,

721
00:40:28,760 --> 00:40:31,480
Speaker 1: you gotta wake up. I go what happened? And Preston

722
00:40:31,640 --> 00:40:34,759
Speaker 1: has a huge bandage across his forehead. I'm like, oh

723
00:40:34,880 --> 00:40:37,319
Speaker 1: my gosh, we gotta go to the hospital. We gotta

724
00:40:37,360 --> 00:40:39,600
Speaker 1: get this checked. It was a fake bandage. They just

725
00:40:39,719 --> 00:40:43,399
Speaker 1: wanted to mess with me. Wake me up, losing our mind?

726
00:40:43,719 --> 00:40:48,359
Speaker 1: We really are m n Nate and Heather, how are

727
00:40:48,360 --> 00:40:50,480
Speaker 1: you guys getting along? Oh? Well, we've taken to doing

728
00:40:50,640 --> 00:40:53,799
Speaker 1: chores as revenge for the other person right, So she'll

729
00:40:54,080 --> 00:40:56,080
Speaker 1: she'll say that, oh, well, you didn't do the dishes

730
00:40:56,160 --> 00:40:58,480
Speaker 1: last night or whatever. I'm okay, I'll do the dishes.

731
00:40:58,560 --> 00:41:00,719
Speaker 1: I'll wait until she's taking a nap, app and then

732
00:41:00,760 --> 00:41:03,560
Speaker 1: I'll start clattering pots and pans so that she wakes

733
00:41:03,640 --> 00:41:05,359
Speaker 1: up from the night. And then she does the same

734
00:41:05,440 --> 00:41:08,160
Speaker 1: to me, you know, because she was complaining about me

735
00:41:08,280 --> 00:41:10,160
Speaker 1: not cleaning the table off. So then I fell asleep.

736
00:41:10,200 --> 00:41:12,520
Speaker 1: We were watching something on TV, and I fell asleep

737
00:41:12,560 --> 00:41:14,319
Speaker 1: on the couch and the next thing I know, she's

738
00:41:14,560 --> 00:41:17,840
Speaker 1: running the vacuum cleaner because she said I was didn't

739
00:41:17,880 --> 00:41:21,440
Speaker 1: vacuum the house, so she's running the vacuum cleaner. That

740
00:41:21,719 --> 00:41:24,719
Speaker 1: show you. Yeah, No, we're just like waiting for that

741
00:41:24,840 --> 00:41:27,840
Speaker 1: other person to fall asleep to do revenge chores to

742
00:41:27,880 --> 00:41:36,800
Speaker 1: wake them up. I am because I'm alone with my

743
00:41:36,880 --> 00:41:40,080
Speaker 1: own thoughts. But I will say that I will say this,

744
00:41:40,560 --> 00:41:42,479
Speaker 1: as much as I miss my girlfriend, there is something

745
00:41:42,520 --> 00:41:46,319
Speaker 1: to be said about being alone and making your own

746
00:41:46,400 --> 00:41:49,120
Speaker 1: decisions and having one hundred percent control over every one

747
00:41:49,160 --> 00:41:51,920
Speaker 1: of your thoughts in your moves. It's lonely, but at

748
00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:56,560
Speaker 1: the same time I feel liberated. But I missed my girlfriend.

749
00:41:57,239 --> 00:42:00,600
Speaker 1: I do. I gotta say though, I do. I am

750
00:42:00,719 --> 00:42:05,239
Speaker 1: enjoying watching people's instagrams, like Sebastian Matiscalco, like watching him

751
00:42:05,280 --> 00:42:08,000
Speaker 1: and his wife, Like now they are social distancing in

752
00:42:08,080 --> 00:42:10,880
Speaker 1: the house, not because they have to, because they're getting

753
00:42:10,880 --> 00:42:12,800
Speaker 1: on each other's nerves and so they're doing it on

754
00:42:12,920 --> 00:42:17,360
Speaker 1: purpose so they don't kill each other. It's hysterical to

755
00:42:17,440 --> 00:42:19,840
Speaker 1: watch it. We have to do same thing with he

756
00:42:19,960 --> 00:42:23,440
Speaker 1: and his wife. It's it's so freaking funny. I love it.

757
00:42:24,640 --> 00:42:26,759
Speaker 1: You know what they're doing in a Froggy's neighborhood. They're

758
00:42:26,760 --> 00:42:31,800
Speaker 1: doing a tiger king zoo where they're putting stuffed animals

759
00:42:31,880 --> 00:42:35,799
Speaker 1: out in their front yards. Oh, it's so everyone's getting

760
00:42:35,800 --> 00:42:37,880
Speaker 1: on their golf carts and like touring the neighborhood to

761
00:42:37,920 --> 00:42:41,719
Speaker 1: go like their imagine imaginary zoo. Yeah, we like walked around.

762
00:42:41,760 --> 00:42:43,880
Speaker 1: They took stuffed animals, put them in cages. We did

763
00:42:43,920 --> 00:42:46,520
Speaker 1: all kinds of fun stuff. And then our neighbors across

764
00:42:46,560 --> 00:42:49,440
Speaker 1: the street, one dressed up is Joe Exotic and the

765
00:42:49,520 --> 00:42:51,960
Speaker 1: other dressed up is Carol Baskin and they were arguing

766
00:42:52,040 --> 00:42:54,919
Speaker 1: in the street. I mean, it was hilarious. But people

767
00:42:54,960 --> 00:42:56,520
Speaker 1: are getting bored. You need something to do, and you

768
00:42:56,600 --> 00:43:00,359
Speaker 1: need some fun. So we provided the fun a couple

769
00:43:00,360 --> 00:43:03,680
Speaker 1: of things. Did anyone watch Governor Cuomo yesterday talking about

770
00:43:03,760 --> 00:43:07,400
Speaker 1: his daughter and her natural defiance syndrome? I think I

771
00:43:07,520 --> 00:43:12,279
Speaker 1: have this? Yeah, I think I do have this? What

772
00:43:12,840 --> 00:43:16,160
Speaker 1: what turn it off? All? Right? Are you leaving? Are you?

773
00:43:16,440 --> 00:43:18,120
Speaker 1: Alex is bored with the show. He's gonna go listen

774
00:43:18,160 --> 00:43:22,080
Speaker 1: to someone else. Listen to how much more entertaining? Anyway?

775
00:43:22,320 --> 00:43:26,080
Speaker 1: So he says, my daughter dating this guy. We really

776
00:43:26,160 --> 00:43:28,480
Speaker 1: like this guy, but I have to tell her we

777
00:43:28,600 --> 00:43:30,320
Speaker 1: like him. He says, if I told my daughter I

778
00:43:30,440 --> 00:43:34,440
Speaker 1: didn't like her boyfriend, she would she would like him

779
00:43:34,560 --> 00:43:38,239
Speaker 1: more out of defiance. And I'm the same way, aren't you?

780
00:43:38,360 --> 00:43:40,160
Speaker 1: Aren't you? Aren't we all a little like that? If

781
00:43:40,200 --> 00:43:43,680
Speaker 1: you tell me no, I'm like, screw you. That's a yes,

782
00:43:44,640 --> 00:43:47,279
Speaker 1: of course, you know, yes, straight Nate. When he tries

783
00:43:47,360 --> 00:43:51,520
Speaker 1: to produce me, he'll tell me, don't do that, knowing

784
00:43:51,600 --> 00:43:53,000
Speaker 1: I will do it because he told me not to

785
00:43:53,040 --> 00:43:56,640
Speaker 1: do it. You are the queen of that. Absolutely. That's

786
00:43:56,680 --> 00:43:58,200
Speaker 1: why I don't tell you to take a break sometimes,

787
00:43:58,280 --> 00:43:59,839
Speaker 1: because if I tell you to take a break, you're

788
00:43:59,840 --> 00:44:02,080
Speaker 1: not gonna take a break just because you want you know,

789
00:44:02,120 --> 00:44:05,600
Speaker 1: I want you to take a break exactly. So, yeah,

790
00:44:05,680 --> 00:44:08,920
Speaker 1: you never ever say you don't like your daughter's boyfriend.

791
00:44:08,920 --> 00:44:11,799
Speaker 1: According to the governor. No, but he actually I think

792
00:44:11,840 --> 00:44:14,680
Speaker 1: he says he actually likes her current boyfriend. But so

793
00:44:15,080 --> 00:44:19,440
Speaker 1: this is what I'm afflicted with, natural defiance syndrome. So

794
00:44:21,080 --> 00:44:26,320
Speaker 1: wouldn't you're turning against me again? No, I've I've been places,

795
00:44:26,360 --> 00:44:28,440
Speaker 1: I've seen some things you don't like. No, and I

796
00:44:28,600 --> 00:44:34,040
Speaker 1: understand it. Um I Nate's laughing because Elvis like that

797
00:44:34,200 --> 00:44:36,960
Speaker 1: even when he even when you know he doesn't like something,

798
00:44:37,040 --> 00:44:39,600
Speaker 1: if you tell him that he doesn't like it, he'll say, well,

799
00:44:39,600 --> 00:44:41,960
Speaker 1: how do you know that? Maybe I do like it.

800
00:44:42,080 --> 00:44:44,120
Speaker 1: Maybe I changed my mind in the last five minute.

801
00:44:44,160 --> 00:44:47,799
Speaker 1: Maybe Yeah, Well, scary is saying that you guys talk

802
00:44:47,840 --> 00:44:50,000
Speaker 1: about this behind my back all the time. It's just true.

803
00:44:50,440 --> 00:44:52,320
Speaker 1: I'm gonna pull it back to curtain for a second.

804
00:44:52,600 --> 00:44:54,839
Speaker 1: Sometimes when there's okay, he's gonna he's about to throw

805
00:44:54,880 --> 00:44:58,399
Speaker 1: everyone under the bus ready for this, including myself. If

806
00:44:58,440 --> 00:45:01,120
Speaker 1: there's if there has to be a agenda for the

807
00:45:01,200 --> 00:45:03,200
Speaker 1: good of the show, because something needs to get done,

808
00:45:03,640 --> 00:45:05,520
Speaker 1: and we know if we come right out with it

809
00:45:05,600 --> 00:45:08,120
Speaker 1: and say, Elvis, we gotta do this, you gotta do this.

810
00:45:08,440 --> 00:45:11,040
Speaker 1: We know you're gonna say no, so we have try

811
00:45:11,080 --> 00:45:13,719
Speaker 1: to dance around it and say and kind of vote

812
00:45:13,920 --> 00:45:15,719
Speaker 1: on our own, like, hey, it's a good idea to

813
00:45:15,840 --> 00:45:18,000
Speaker 1: do this, and then someone else says the same thing,

814
00:45:18,320 --> 00:45:21,160
Speaker 1: and then you'll usually jump on on your own. It's

815
00:45:21,239 --> 00:45:24,560
Speaker 1: kind of a strategy. It's not so much in an example,

816
00:45:24,640 --> 00:45:27,160
Speaker 1: when did you do this last He doesn't. I'll tell

817
00:45:27,160 --> 00:45:29,040
Speaker 1: you when he does it. He doesn't. He used to

818
00:45:29,120 --> 00:45:31,120
Speaker 1: try to do it with vacation days, so he would

819
00:45:31,160 --> 00:45:34,400
Speaker 1: want to get a day off. Here's what we gotta do.

820
00:45:34,880 --> 00:45:37,120
Speaker 1: We got to convince him that we've either one taken

821
00:45:37,160 --> 00:45:40,240
Speaker 1: it in the past or that it was his idea.

822
00:45:40,280 --> 00:45:41,680
Speaker 1: And he said one day that he thought it would

823
00:45:41,680 --> 00:45:43,520
Speaker 1: be a good idea because there was nobody listening in

824
00:45:43,560 --> 00:45:45,880
Speaker 1: the phone calls were light. So that's when he tells

825
00:45:45,920 --> 00:45:48,680
Speaker 1: you that last year we took it, and you go, no,

826
00:45:48,760 --> 00:45:50,799
Speaker 1: we didn't. Well maybe we didn't, but you didn't want

827
00:45:50,800 --> 00:45:52,400
Speaker 1: to be here. You said next year we should take it,

828
00:45:52,520 --> 00:45:55,840
Speaker 1: and you never said it any of this. Scary's been

829
00:45:55,880 --> 00:45:58,680
Speaker 1: doing that for years, but Scary scary's not crafty enough

830
00:45:58,719 --> 00:46:00,680
Speaker 1: to hide it. I always know when he's trying to.

831
00:46:02,120 --> 00:46:04,160
Speaker 1: It is a reverse psychology thing. They did a very

832
00:46:04,280 --> 00:46:07,759
Speaker 1: famous study in Like the Nice about kids telling kids

833
00:46:07,840 --> 00:46:10,480
Speaker 1: don't smoke, and how terrible those ads were because the

834
00:46:10,640 --> 00:46:13,480
Speaker 1: more you say don't smoke, don't smoke, they're gonna smoke anyway.

835
00:46:13,520 --> 00:46:15,520
Speaker 1: So they had to figure out other ways and other

836
00:46:15,600 --> 00:46:18,919
Speaker 1: ad campaigns to get them. I don't like the fact

837
00:46:18,960 --> 00:46:21,440
Speaker 1: that you guys have meetings behind my back to come

838
00:46:21,520 --> 00:46:25,759
Speaker 1: up with ways to to coerce me thing. Sometimes it

839
00:46:25,920 --> 00:46:28,000
Speaker 1: bites us in the ass because there's been times where

840
00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:30,320
Speaker 1: we've had guests on and they weren't the greatest guests

841
00:46:30,440 --> 00:46:33,799
Speaker 1: or whatever, and so I'll get an opportunity to book

842
00:46:33,840 --> 00:46:35,360
Speaker 1: that guest again. I'm like, yeah, I'm gonna pass on

843
00:46:35,440 --> 00:46:37,759
Speaker 1: this person because this reason, blah blah blah. And you're like, well,

844
00:46:38,360 --> 00:46:40,680
Speaker 1: why are you passing on them? They're really nice to us.

845
00:46:41,000 --> 00:46:43,800
Speaker 1: We gotta have them on the show. Like, but you

846
00:46:43,960 --> 00:46:46,320
Speaker 1: literally said the last time they were on, never again,

847
00:46:46,400 --> 00:46:51,719
Speaker 1: We're never having them. And then just because I'm saying, girl, yeah,

848
00:46:51,960 --> 00:46:53,920
Speaker 1: I'm just saying what you said before, you want to

849
00:46:54,000 --> 00:46:57,160
Speaker 1: disagree with me, you know who's the worst thing what

850
00:46:58,160 --> 00:47:00,520
Speaker 1: you guys have no idea what I used to go through.

851
00:47:00,760 --> 00:47:03,040
Speaker 1: I used to book the guests for this show, and

852
00:47:03,200 --> 00:47:06,400
Speaker 1: you have no idea back end of the day. Hold On.

853
00:47:06,760 --> 00:47:09,040
Speaker 1: So back in the day, I would book the guests. Okay,

854
00:47:09,320 --> 00:47:11,439
Speaker 1: Elvis would agree and he'd say, yeah, yeah, I want

855
00:47:11,440 --> 00:47:13,920
Speaker 1: that guest. It would come to the day of the

856
00:47:14,040 --> 00:47:16,880
Speaker 1: booking and he would say, who the hell book this person?

857
00:47:17,160 --> 00:47:20,360
Speaker 1: And I would say you did, and he would say, no,

858
00:47:20,560 --> 00:47:23,640
Speaker 1: ideadn't cancel them. And I would say, Elvis, they're coming today,

859
00:47:23,880 --> 00:47:25,840
Speaker 1: I don't care. You would need to cancel them. We

860
00:47:25,880 --> 00:47:27,799
Speaker 1: would have a fight about it. So what I would

861
00:47:27,880 --> 00:47:30,080
Speaker 1: do was I would have to type up the day

862
00:47:30,120 --> 00:47:32,640
Speaker 1: he booked it. You said to book so and so,

863
00:47:32,800 --> 00:47:34,880
Speaker 1: and I'd have him sign the paper and I have

864
00:47:35,040 --> 00:47:38,160
Speaker 1: to file it and say, Elvis, I take it out

865
00:47:38,160 --> 00:47:40,480
Speaker 1: and I go, look, you remember on this day you

866
00:47:40,680 --> 00:47:43,640
Speaker 1: booked this guest. And he'd be like, I need be

867
00:47:43,760 --> 00:47:49,239
Speaker 1: so mad. I'm loving the fact that you guys are

868
00:47:49,280 --> 00:47:51,560
Speaker 1: all lining up to spank my ass. You know who's

869
00:47:51,680 --> 00:47:53,439
Speaker 1: awful at it? I will tell you who's the worst

870
00:47:53,480 --> 00:47:56,000
Speaker 1: at it is Brody On. Hold. He's the worst by

871
00:47:56,080 --> 00:47:59,080
Speaker 1: the way he thinks. He thinks he's fooling me. You

872
00:47:59,200 --> 00:48:01,759
Speaker 1: are the worst at this, Brody. You know you are. No,

873
00:48:01,960 --> 00:48:06,359
Speaker 1: I'm the best out everybody. Here's what Brody does. Brody go, hey,

874
00:48:07,239 --> 00:48:09,359
Speaker 1: let's let's talk about that topic I brought up yesterday.

875
00:48:09,360 --> 00:48:11,200
Speaker 1: He said you liked it yesterday. And when he says that,

876
00:48:11,320 --> 00:48:14,000
Speaker 1: I know it never was talked about you, you're ever

877
00:48:14,160 --> 00:48:19,560
Speaker 1: worst liar ever ever. And you, guys, see of the

878
00:48:19,640 --> 00:48:24,800
Speaker 1: time we talked about it yesterday, I'm lying. No, Brody

879
00:48:24,840 --> 00:48:27,680
Speaker 1: always says, here's that thing that you said you liked yesterday. No,

880
00:48:28,120 --> 00:48:29,919
Speaker 1: when he says that, I know, he's full of crap

881
00:48:30,680 --> 00:48:34,520
Speaker 1: every single time. And do we all agree the worst

882
00:48:34,680 --> 00:48:42,120
Speaker 1: liar on the show is who Dave Brody? You? You?

883
00:48:42,239 --> 00:48:45,239
Speaker 1: When you lie? You were caught every single time. Every

884
00:48:45,280 --> 00:48:48,279
Speaker 1: single time. I only let you think I'm lying when

885
00:48:48,280 --> 00:48:49,680
Speaker 1: I want you to think i'm lying. So when I'm

886
00:48:49,680 --> 00:48:53,719
Speaker 1: actually lying, you don't realize that. Oh it sounds like

887
00:48:54,719 --> 00:48:59,320
Speaker 1: my wife right there. Now, it's getting too cute, confusing.

888
00:48:59,400 --> 00:49:01,239
Speaker 1: Now you know, my little pea brain can't handle all

889
00:49:01,280 --> 00:49:04,920
Speaker 1: this confusing. All right, Brodie, go back on hold we

890
00:49:05,000 --> 00:49:10,200
Speaker 1: love you? Uh Line twenty four. Samantha, By the way,

891
00:49:10,400 --> 00:49:14,359
Speaker 1: is anyone else is anyone experiencing quarantine? Constipation? We'll get

892
00:49:14,360 --> 00:49:19,040
Speaker 1: into that later. Okay, you know what to say constipation?

893
00:49:19,120 --> 00:49:21,200
Speaker 1: What one hundred two points tools here one hundred No, No,

894
00:49:21,320 --> 00:49:25,080
Speaker 1: it's a thing. It is a thing. Samantha. How are

895
00:49:25,160 --> 00:49:29,160
Speaker 1: you Hi? Hi, Elvis, Hi. Thank you for being nice

896
00:49:29,160 --> 00:49:32,080
Speaker 1: to me. All these people are so rude. My mom

897
00:49:32,239 --> 00:49:35,000
Speaker 1: is going to be so jealous. She got me listening

898
00:49:35,080 --> 00:49:38,960
Speaker 1: to you guys about ten years ago. Oh where is

899
00:49:39,000 --> 00:49:42,880
Speaker 1: your mom? She's at work now? Oh what does she do?

900
00:49:43,160 --> 00:49:49,359
Speaker 1: She's essential? Yeah, she cleans doctor's offices. Oh wow wow. Yeah.

901
00:49:49,600 --> 00:49:51,520
Speaker 1: Would you please when you talk to your mom next,

902
00:49:51,600 --> 00:49:53,800
Speaker 1: tell her we said thank you, thank you, thank you

903
00:49:54,080 --> 00:49:57,400
Speaker 1: for all the hard work. So you think your sister

904
00:49:57,600 --> 00:50:02,440
Speaker 1: has operational defiance disorder like like like me. Yeah, she

905
00:50:02,640 --> 00:50:06,480
Speaker 1: was diagnosed with oppositional defiance disorder by her doctor. She's

906
00:50:06,520 --> 00:50:09,560
Speaker 1: got thirteen now, and pretty much what the doctor said

907
00:50:09,760 --> 00:50:12,120
Speaker 1: was as if my parents were to tell her to

908
00:50:12,200 --> 00:50:14,920
Speaker 1: do something, she would pretty much do the opposite, just

909
00:50:15,040 --> 00:50:18,799
Speaker 1: despite them. So they would tell her, oh, you can't

910
00:50:18,840 --> 00:50:20,680
Speaker 1: wear this, and she would like take the outfit in

911
00:50:20,760 --> 00:50:26,480
Speaker 1: her backpack and change at school. Wow, so odd. You

912
00:50:26,600 --> 00:50:30,920
Speaker 1: know me, It's a total thing. It is a real thing.

913
00:50:31,000 --> 00:50:32,920
Speaker 1: I thought it was just something the governor made up.

914
00:50:32,960 --> 00:50:35,360
Speaker 1: I love it. No, No, I know I have odd.

915
00:50:37,200 --> 00:50:43,560
Speaker 1: Now let's talk about quarantine constipation. I'm kitty, I would

916
00:50:43,560 --> 00:50:46,120
Speaker 1: never make you talk about that, Samantha, Samantha, thank you

917
00:50:46,239 --> 00:50:49,759
Speaker 1: for pointing that out. So odd. Operational defiance disorder is

918
00:50:49,880 --> 00:50:52,600
Speaker 1: a thing. I got it. Yes, I got it, and

919
00:50:52,719 --> 00:50:55,920
Speaker 1: I have it. I got it. You can't take it

920
00:50:55,960 --> 00:51:01,239
Speaker 1: away from me. You can't cure this. There's no there's

921
00:51:01,280 --> 00:51:04,240
Speaker 1: no shot I can take for that. It is oppositional.

922
00:51:04,400 --> 00:51:06,799
Speaker 1: Is that what it is? Two texts said that. Yeah,

923
00:51:06,960 --> 00:51:12,560
Speaker 1: oppositional defiance disorder. Okay, I have that too. Let's get

924
00:51:12,600 --> 00:51:14,360
Speaker 1: into the three things you need to know. If you

925
00:51:14,400 --> 00:51:16,799
Speaker 1: want to do four things, you can talk about quarantine constipation.

926
00:51:16,840 --> 00:51:21,719
Speaker 1: The struggle is real. Okay. I think we should say

927
00:51:21,840 --> 00:51:25,359
Speaker 1: that for its own break. No. The reason is your

928
00:51:25,520 --> 00:51:31,080
Speaker 1: colon has its own circadian circadian rhythm, and so it's

929
00:51:31,200 --> 00:51:35,520
Speaker 1: disrupted by the change in your life patterns. So you

930
00:51:35,680 --> 00:51:41,400
Speaker 1: could be experiencing huh, quarantine constipation because of your circadian

931
00:51:41,719 --> 00:51:45,880
Speaker 1: rhythm and your colon. Oh okay, good thing. I'm not

932
00:51:45,960 --> 00:51:48,719
Speaker 1: a doctor anyway. What other things you're working on? Three things?

933
00:51:48,800 --> 00:51:51,439
Speaker 1: Go Gandhi, It's all you. Well. The New York State

934
00:51:51,520 --> 00:51:54,520
Speaker 1: Health Department will begin antibody testing today and try to

935
00:51:54,600 --> 00:51:57,640
Speaker 1: learn just how many New Yorkers were infected with the coronavirus.

936
00:51:57,960 --> 00:52:00,640
Speaker 1: The Health Department is sending three thousand testing kits to

937
00:52:00,719 --> 00:52:03,680
Speaker 1: residents to check for the presence of those antibodies produced

938
00:52:03,719 --> 00:52:06,400
Speaker 1: by people who were infected. This testing will give New

939
00:52:06,480 --> 00:52:08,520
Speaker 1: York a snapshot of just how many people had the

940
00:52:08,600 --> 00:52:11,680
Speaker 1: virus and just how soon they can begin reopening the

941
00:52:11,800 --> 00:52:14,880
Speaker 1: state as well. And let's talk about shake Shack. We

942
00:52:14,960 --> 00:52:18,960
Speaker 1: all know shake Shack, right, the company snack. They we

943
00:52:19,120 --> 00:52:21,960
Speaker 1: love them, And now they're giving back ten million dollars

944
00:52:22,040 --> 00:52:24,920
Speaker 1: that they got from the Coronavirus stimulus package. It was

945
00:52:25,000 --> 00:52:27,239
Speaker 1: one of several large chains that got a chunk of

946
00:52:27,280 --> 00:52:29,600
Speaker 1: the three hundred and forty nine billion dollars aim to

947
00:52:29,640 --> 00:52:32,719
Speaker 1: help small businesses. So now that the funding has dried up,

948
00:52:32,800 --> 00:52:35,120
Speaker 1: shake Shack is giving the money back so that restaurants

949
00:52:35,120 --> 00:52:38,160
Speaker 1: who really need it can actually use it. And we've

950
00:52:38,200 --> 00:52:40,560
Speaker 1: talked about this. Today is for twenty is the annual

951
00:52:40,640 --> 00:52:43,520
Speaker 1: celebration of all things we'd related and now more people

952
00:52:43,560 --> 00:52:46,319
Speaker 1: than ever are able to celebrate legally. But everyone's at

953
00:52:46,360 --> 00:52:49,560
Speaker 1: home now. Denver's Mile High for twenty festival got canceled,

954
00:52:49,680 --> 00:52:52,960
Speaker 1: as did the High Times for twenty Cannabis Cup. But

955
00:52:53,640 --> 00:52:56,840
Speaker 1: don't worry because lots of celebrities are still doing stuff online.

956
00:52:56,880 --> 00:53:00,520
Speaker 1: They're having smokeouts with Snoop dog Was, Galifa, Cypersale, Nelson,

957
00:53:00,560 --> 00:53:03,520
Speaker 1: Billy Ray, Cyrus, Chelsea Handler is holding a get Good

958
00:53:03,560 --> 00:53:06,399
Speaker 1: at Weed workshop, and Too Short is trying to set

959
00:53:06,400 --> 00:53:09,000
Speaker 1: a goal for assembling the largest group ever to smoke

960
00:53:09,080 --> 00:53:11,719
Speaker 1: together online. So if you're bored at home and it's legal,

961
00:53:11,960 --> 00:53:13,879
Speaker 1: you can take part with all of them. And those

962
00:53:13,920 --> 00:53:16,319
Speaker 1: are your three things. Yeah, I'm wondering how many people

963
00:53:16,320 --> 00:53:18,000
Speaker 1: are because it is for twenty how many people are

964
00:53:18,000 --> 00:53:20,880
Speaker 1: already high? You just decided not to wait till tonight

965
00:53:20,920 --> 00:53:27,560
Speaker 1: and you're high? Now? Oh I'm not high? Maybe very clear? Yeah?

966
00:53:27,600 --> 00:53:29,680
Speaker 1: What are you doing while high? Call us now on

967
00:53:30,360 --> 00:53:32,279
Speaker 1: two zero one hundred. Yeah, I want to know. But

968
00:53:32,320 --> 00:53:34,359
Speaker 1: people are getting creative out there. We gotta take a break.

969
00:53:34,400 --> 00:53:37,919
Speaker 1: We'll be back right after this. Is this conversation really

970
00:53:38,000 --> 00:53:41,400
Speaker 1: gonna keep the listeners thrilled? Yes, yeah, Elvis Duran in

971
00:53:41,440 --> 00:53:44,480
Speaker 1: the Morning Show. You know if several weeks ago we

972
00:53:44,600 --> 00:53:47,520
Speaker 1: all agreed right here on our show, stamps dot com

973
00:53:47,920 --> 00:53:49,680
Speaker 1: was way ahead of itself. You know, stamps dot Com

974
00:53:49,760 --> 00:53:53,160
Speaker 1: has been around for twenty years and always been there

975
00:53:53,520 --> 00:53:55,680
Speaker 1: to uh take the hassle out of go into the

976
00:53:55,719 --> 00:53:57,400
Speaker 1: post office. You know, anything you need to do at

977
00:53:57,440 --> 00:53:59,320
Speaker 1: the post office you can do at home with stamps

978
00:53:59,360 --> 00:54:01,839
Speaker 1: dot Com. But now, more than ever, you're not going

979
00:54:01,880 --> 00:54:03,320
Speaker 1: to the post office. You're going to stay home, but

980
00:54:03,360 --> 00:54:06,400
Speaker 1: you still need to mail things. Stamps dot Com brings

981
00:54:06,480 --> 00:54:09,000
Speaker 1: everything the US Postal Service does right to your computer

982
00:54:09,160 --> 00:54:11,160
Speaker 1: in the safety and comfort of your own home, your office,

983
00:54:11,160 --> 00:54:13,680
Speaker 1: wherever you're hunkering down. Right now, you can use your

984
00:54:13,719 --> 00:54:16,839
Speaker 1: computer to print official US Postage twenty four seven, any letter,

985
00:54:16,880 --> 00:54:19,040
Speaker 1: any package, any class of mail, anywhere you want to

986
00:54:19,040 --> 00:54:21,480
Speaker 1: send it. And then you get great discounts two five

987
00:54:21,600 --> 00:54:24,760
Speaker 1: cents off every first class stamp up to forty percent

988
00:54:24,800 --> 00:54:27,960
Speaker 1: off USPS shipping rates. And now they've taken it a

989
00:54:28,040 --> 00:54:32,440
Speaker 1: step further and they are hooking up stamps dot Com

990
00:54:32,520 --> 00:54:35,440
Speaker 1: hooking up with UPS so you won't have to pay

991
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Speaker 1: UPS residential search charges. You can save up to sixty

992
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Speaker 1: two percent on ups shipping. This is amazing stamps dot

993
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Speaker 1: com right now you get a four week trial plus

994
00:54:45,239 --> 00:54:49,000
Speaker 1: free postage and a digital scale without any long term commitments.

995
00:54:49,200 --> 00:54:51,759
Speaker 1: If you go to stamps dot com, click on the

996
00:54:51,880 --> 00:54:53,880
Speaker 1: microphone at the top of the homepage and type in

997
00:54:54,000 --> 00:54:58,200
Speaker 1: Elvis that stamps dot com. Click on the microphone and

998
00:54:58,280 --> 00:55:04,680
Speaker 1: type in Elvis durand the Elvis durand phone tap. All right, Danielle,

999
00:55:04,719 --> 00:55:06,520
Speaker 1: what's it all about? All right? And Nette emails us

1000
00:55:06,560 --> 00:55:08,800
Speaker 1: and wanted us to phone tap her husband, Ralph. He

1001
00:55:08,880 --> 00:55:12,560
Speaker 1: owns Colombo's Market, and she wants us to call him

1002
00:55:12,600 --> 00:55:15,120
Speaker 1: and complain about the food. And he takes a lot

1003
00:55:15,200 --> 00:55:17,520
Speaker 1: of pride in his Ralfie Boy Special, So we're gonna

1004
00:55:17,520 --> 00:55:22,480
Speaker 1: tell him it stinks. Here we go. Hi, this is

1005
00:55:22,560 --> 00:55:24,560
Speaker 1: Ralph speaking. I'm gonna help you. Yeah, Hi, Ralph, this

1006
00:55:24,719 --> 00:55:26,279
Speaker 1: is Michelle. I was in there the other day and

1007
00:55:26,320 --> 00:55:30,160
Speaker 1: I ordered your Ralfie Boy Special and the purshute tastes

1008
00:55:30,200 --> 00:55:32,799
Speaker 1: like crap because it tasted like you got it out

1009
00:55:32,800 --> 00:55:36,200
Speaker 1: of the garbage dump. He serious, Yeah, I'm serious. Weird,

1010
00:55:36,239 --> 00:55:38,440
Speaker 1: I'm gonna call you and lie to you. No, I

1011
00:55:38,600 --> 00:55:40,640
Speaker 1: just never had a complaint about my bursutte that costs

1012
00:55:40,680 --> 00:55:42,960
Speaker 1: me eleven ninety five a pound. So it's hard to

1013
00:55:43,080 --> 00:55:45,839
Speaker 1: believe that bratte di palma would taste like like you're

1014
00:55:45,880 --> 00:55:47,840
Speaker 1: saying it does. I don't care what it costs. You

1015
00:55:47,880 --> 00:55:49,759
Speaker 1: would cost me a stomach ache. I have to tell you,

1016
00:55:49,760 --> 00:55:51,600
Speaker 1: I haven't had one complaint about a ralfie. Boy. If

1017
00:55:51,640 --> 00:55:54,239
Speaker 1: you come in, I'll make anything you want on the house. Well,

1018
00:55:54,239 --> 00:55:57,040
Speaker 1: if you wait, would you try it again? Excuse me?

1019
00:55:57,200 --> 00:56:00,399
Speaker 1: If you ate? Would you try it again? Well, first

1020
00:56:00,400 --> 00:56:01,799
Speaker 1: of all, I would never call some place and tell

1021
00:56:01,840 --> 00:56:05,040
Speaker 1: them that they made Well, I'm sorry, but I'm being

1022
00:56:05,120 --> 00:56:06,600
Speaker 1: honest with you. I just got to call you up.

1023
00:56:06,600 --> 00:56:09,759
Speaker 1: And I never had such crap food before. Well, I

1024
00:56:09,880 --> 00:56:11,840
Speaker 1: have to I apologize, But I have to tell you

1025
00:56:11,920 --> 00:56:14,400
Speaker 1: I've never had one complaint about that sandwich. Well, I

1026
00:56:14,760 --> 00:56:16,640
Speaker 1: had to take two days off work because my stomach

1027
00:56:16,680 --> 00:56:19,560
Speaker 1: herts so bad, you know, and it's it's a big

1028
00:56:19,640 --> 00:56:21,839
Speaker 1: piece of brisot. Other people are eating it. Nobody's called

1029
00:56:21,880 --> 00:56:23,960
Speaker 1: me to say that they've gotten sick. You're working in

1030
00:56:24,040 --> 00:56:26,080
Speaker 1: such a dump anyway, Maybe you don't take care of

1031
00:56:26,160 --> 00:56:28,440
Speaker 1: the food and the place. And I'm sorry now now,

1032
00:56:28,480 --> 00:56:30,440
Speaker 1: I have to now, I have to take offense because

1033
00:56:30,440 --> 00:56:32,440
Speaker 1: I feel a lot of people here every day and

1034
00:56:32,560 --> 00:56:35,320
Speaker 1: nobody calls me and says that my food except for you.

1035
00:56:35,560 --> 00:56:39,200
Speaker 1: You definitely got a bad a bad Purshoot, well, Michelle

1036
00:56:39,239 --> 00:56:41,120
Speaker 1: had been eating all week. I'm not sicker. I'm never

1037
00:56:41,200 --> 00:56:43,840
Speaker 1: eating in your piece of place again. You know you

1038
00:56:43,920 --> 00:56:45,719
Speaker 1: want to call this a piece of place, But I'm

1039
00:56:45,760 --> 00:56:47,719
Speaker 1: telling you, nobody's called me to tell me anything. Don't

1040
00:56:47,760 --> 00:56:50,319
Speaker 1: get smart with me. I feel like you're getting smart

1041
00:56:50,360 --> 00:56:52,120
Speaker 1: with me. No, I'm just telling you how it is.

1042
00:56:53,719 --> 00:56:57,080
Speaker 1: I'm just being honest. Now you pissed me off. Oh please,

1043
00:56:57,680 --> 00:56:59,440
Speaker 1: now you pissed me off. I want to make this

1044
00:56:59,600 --> 00:57:01,760
Speaker 1: right for you. If you want to make it right, fine, Otherwise,

1045
00:57:01,800 --> 00:57:08,439
Speaker 1: don't come here and eat no more good Colombo's Market

1046
00:57:08,520 --> 00:57:10,839
Speaker 1: Ralph speaking, Yeah, Ralph, what the hell? You can't talk

1047
00:57:10,880 --> 00:57:12,520
Speaker 1: to me like a man? You trying to talk to

1048
00:57:12,560 --> 00:57:14,640
Speaker 1: you like a man. You're yelling at make You're yelling

1049
00:57:14,719 --> 00:57:17,160
Speaker 1: at me, and I'm telling you that my food is good.

1050
00:57:17,240 --> 00:57:19,400
Speaker 1: I don't get nobody sick. So I don't know where

1051
00:57:19,440 --> 00:57:21,960
Speaker 1: you what you ate with your bridshot sandwich or what

1052
00:57:22,080 --> 00:57:24,000
Speaker 1: else you did? You know? And I'm not trying to

1053
00:57:24,000 --> 00:57:25,400
Speaker 1: be nasty. I was trying to be nice to you.

1054
00:57:25,520 --> 00:57:28,200
Speaker 1: You call my business a piece, and that's not right.

1055
00:57:28,240 --> 00:57:30,160
Speaker 1: I wouldn't do that no matter what you did to me.

1056
00:57:30,360 --> 00:57:31,960
Speaker 1: I don't have a woman that comes in every day

1057
00:57:32,000 --> 00:57:33,680
Speaker 1: and eats that sandwich and when she comes in today,

1058
00:57:33,680 --> 00:57:35,960
Speaker 1: I'm gonna ask her how it was yesterday. Maybe she's

1059
00:57:36,000 --> 00:57:39,280
Speaker 1: gotta like a death wish or something. No, maybe you do, okay,

1060
00:57:39,560 --> 00:57:42,160
Speaker 1: because if I and if I had a complaint about someplace,

1061
00:57:42,240 --> 00:57:44,280
Speaker 1: I would go there and I would allow that person

1062
00:57:44,360 --> 00:57:46,880
Speaker 1: the opportunity to make it right for me. If I

1063
00:57:47,000 --> 00:57:48,720
Speaker 1: go there, I want to smack me in the face.

1064
00:57:48,920 --> 00:57:50,400
Speaker 1: I wish you would come here and smacked me in

1065
00:57:50,440 --> 00:57:52,800
Speaker 1: the face. I really wish you would. Oh please, what

1066
00:57:52,920 --> 00:57:54,520
Speaker 1: were you going to hit me back? No, I'm gonna

1067
00:57:54,520 --> 00:57:56,240
Speaker 1: stand there with my hands behind my back and watch

1068
00:57:56,680 --> 00:57:58,720
Speaker 1: watch all the other people watch you make a fool

1069
00:57:58,720 --> 00:58:02,440
Speaker 1: of yourself. I get I got a sparkling inspection from

1070
00:58:02,480 --> 00:58:05,000
Speaker 1: the health department. They check all my food. Everything I

1071
00:58:05,080 --> 00:58:07,480
Speaker 1: have here is good. Maybe you pay them off. Maybe

1072
00:58:07,800 --> 00:58:11,160
Speaker 1: maybe you know I don't have time for your miss brasuts. Wait,

1073
00:58:11,240 --> 00:58:14,320
Speaker 1: thirty five pounds you didn't eat thirty five pounds of bisute,

1074
00:58:14,520 --> 00:58:16,760
Speaker 1: So somebody else ate that brisute and didn't get sick.

1075
00:58:18,640 --> 00:58:20,760
Speaker 1: And the MutS, how do I know the first mutz

1076
00:58:20,880 --> 00:58:23,919
Speaker 1: wasn't crap because I make it every day by hand.

1077
00:58:24,280 --> 00:58:26,160
Speaker 1: Your hands are so great that they make good munch.

1078
00:58:26,440 --> 00:58:28,320
Speaker 1: You don't what, sweetie, don't call me back anymore because

1079
00:58:28,320 --> 00:58:30,160
Speaker 1: we're gonna just keep hanging up on you. Hey what,

1080
00:58:30,720 --> 00:58:35,880
Speaker 1: you're goofy? All right, I'm goofy and you're Cinderella. Yeah? Yeah,

1081
00:58:36,240 --> 00:58:38,080
Speaker 1: who have the goofy looking person that works in the

1082
00:58:38,120 --> 00:58:40,320
Speaker 1: store with you? That lady, you really got a lot

1083
00:58:40,360 --> 00:58:42,080
Speaker 1: of balls staying out on the phone. I really wish

1084
00:58:42,080 --> 00:58:43,480
Speaker 1: you'd come in and say it in person. Well, what

1085
00:58:43,520 --> 00:58:45,040
Speaker 1: are you gonna do? You're gonna hit a girl. I

1086
00:58:45,080 --> 00:58:46,840
Speaker 1: just want to see who this joke is. That's looking

1087
00:58:46,880 --> 00:58:49,760
Speaker 1: like the jerk is talking. That's you. All right, listen,

1088
00:58:49,800 --> 00:58:51,800
Speaker 1: have a nice day, Okay. I just say to the

1089
00:58:51,880 --> 00:58:55,280
Speaker 1: brasute to make sure that I didn't get sick. Oh, now,

1090
00:58:55,320 --> 00:58:57,960
Speaker 1: you're being as smart as oh I did. I came

1091
00:58:58,040 --> 00:58:59,920
Speaker 1: up here. I tasted the bijut and the Mutchard out

1092
00:59:00,040 --> 00:59:02,320
Speaker 1: and they're both fine. Uh huh, Well they taste fine,

1093
00:59:02,360 --> 00:59:04,520
Speaker 1: but wait till you're in the bathroom later on. Why

1094
00:59:04,520 --> 00:59:06,160
Speaker 1: don't you come here you can watch me go you

1095
00:59:06,240 --> 00:59:09,800
Speaker 1: make chicken palm? What you make chicken palm? Yeah, because

1096
00:59:10,040 --> 00:59:12,000
Speaker 1: Elvis Durand in the Morning Show would really love some

1097
00:59:12,160 --> 00:59:14,680
Speaker 1: chicken palm, and that you will have somebody do this

1098
00:59:15,600 --> 00:59:18,280
Speaker 1: kill you. I gotta take freaking viagra it, I mean,

1099
00:59:18,880 --> 00:59:22,120
Speaker 1: dinex for this. Now you did this, I'm gonna kill

1100
00:59:22,200 --> 00:59:26,080
Speaker 1: my wife. Now you've just been phone tafter. Oh Jesus Christ,

1101
00:59:27,120 --> 00:59:30,200
Speaker 1: I'm taking like a leaf out there. She phone tapped me.

1102
00:59:30,360 --> 00:59:33,240
Speaker 1: This is Danielle Monaro. Are you married? Yes? I am.

1103
00:59:33,280 --> 00:59:35,320
Speaker 1: He's not gonna be looking for a new wife theft today,

1104
00:59:36,320 --> 00:59:40,000
Speaker 1: durandonab have an idea for a phone tab. Go to

1105
00:59:40,120 --> 00:59:42,439
Speaker 1: Elvis duran dot com, click on the phone tab tab.

1106
00:59:42,560 --> 00:59:44,720
Speaker 1: Tell us what you want to do. This phone table

1107
00:59:44,840 --> 00:59:47,520
Speaker 1: was prerecorded with permission granted by all of her ties.

1108
00:59:48,200 --> 00:59:52,080
Speaker 1: See Elvi's Durand phone tab on Elvis Durand in the

1109
00:59:52,120 --> 00:59:55,520
Speaker 1: Morning Show. And there you have it. Good job, Danielle

1110
00:59:55,680 --> 00:59:59,800
Speaker 1: making people mad. Let's go around the room. We've got

1111
00:59:59,880 --> 01:00:01,880
Speaker 1: a part two of our around the room we started earlier.

1112
01:00:01,960 --> 01:00:04,280
Speaker 1: Let's go to uh Danielle, what's on your mind today?

1113
01:00:04,880 --> 01:00:07,360
Speaker 1: So I was very proud of myself because I made

1114
01:00:07,520 --> 01:00:10,320
Speaker 1: something from scratch yesterday and I wasn't sure how it

1115
01:00:10,440 --> 01:00:13,040
Speaker 1: was going to come out, but it was delicious. It

1116
01:00:13,200 --> 01:00:16,640
Speaker 1: was actually a recipe from the Barefoot Contessa, a lemon

1117
01:00:16,920 --> 01:00:20,280
Speaker 1: yogurt cake, and it really was a lot easier than

1118
01:00:20,320 --> 01:00:23,080
Speaker 1: I thought. So if you're bored and you want something

1119
01:00:23,160 --> 01:00:24,800
Speaker 1: to do and you can get your hands on some

1120
01:00:24,920 --> 01:00:27,720
Speaker 1: of the ingredients, look up lemon yogurt cake from the

1121
01:00:27,760 --> 01:00:31,440
Speaker 1: Barefoot Contessa. So delicious and your family will be very

1122
01:00:31,480 --> 01:00:34,200
Speaker 1: happy at it looked awesome. Oh yeah, it was good.

1123
01:00:34,280 --> 01:00:38,360
Speaker 1: It was so moist, so moist. It's it all gone? No,

1124
01:00:38,560 --> 01:00:40,640
Speaker 1: there's actually there's a little bit left, but I guaranteed

1125
01:00:40,640 --> 01:00:42,600
Speaker 1: by today will be gone. By the way, please don't

1126
01:00:42,640 --> 01:00:48,000
Speaker 1: use the word moist around Froggy Sight. I'm sorry. Sorry, Gary,

1127
01:00:48,440 --> 01:00:51,240
Speaker 1: what's up? You know Froggy was talking about at last hour,

1128
01:00:51,440 --> 01:00:54,440
Speaker 1: but I wanted to add to the conversation. The ESPN

1129
01:00:54,520 --> 01:00:58,680
Speaker 1: docuseries about Michael Jordan and the ninety seven ninety eight

1130
01:00:58,880 --> 01:01:02,800
Speaker 1: Bulls Season Last Dance that aired yesterday and we were

1131
01:01:02,840 --> 01:01:04,640
Speaker 1: all waiting for I gotta say even if you're not

1132
01:01:04,640 --> 01:01:07,240
Speaker 1: a sports person, you should check it out. I was

1133
01:01:07,360 --> 01:01:09,280
Speaker 1: kind of like a marginal sports fan, you know, and

1134
01:01:09,400 --> 01:01:11,800
Speaker 1: kind of like, Okay, I was sucked into this thing.

1135
01:01:11,960 --> 01:01:15,720
Speaker 1: And my big takeaway was that every number one needs

1136
01:01:15,760 --> 01:01:19,280
Speaker 1: a number two. And Scottie Pippen was Michael Jordan's number two,

1137
01:01:19,400 --> 01:01:22,680
Speaker 1: and I didn't realize how underpaid he was and underappreciated

1138
01:01:23,120 --> 01:01:25,440
Speaker 1: all those you know, for some of those years. And

1139
01:01:25,640 --> 01:01:29,240
Speaker 1: so but Michael Jordan even even referenced the fact that, oh, yeah,

1140
01:01:29,320 --> 01:01:31,440
Speaker 1: I could not have done it without him. But so, yeah,

1141
01:01:31,520 --> 01:01:33,840
Speaker 1: you always be like a team. It's always about a one.

1142
01:01:34,040 --> 01:01:37,080
Speaker 1: I'm in. I'm in teams. You know what. Speaking of teams,

1143
01:01:38,120 --> 01:01:40,400
Speaker 1: got an interesting article sent to me by a straight

1144
01:01:40,480 --> 01:01:43,240
Speaker 1: night about teams that argue all the time are the

1145
01:01:43,360 --> 01:01:49,440
Speaker 1: most successful teams. And here we are a bunch of

1146
01:01:49,560 --> 01:01:54,840
Speaker 1: rat bastards. But yes, the Michael Jordan special on ESPN.

1147
01:01:54,920 --> 01:01:57,040
Speaker 1: I'm going to watch that because of you guys. Hypen

1148
01:01:57,080 --> 01:01:58,720
Speaker 1: it up. It sounds good. Okay, let's get into the

1149
01:01:58,760 --> 01:02:02,000
Speaker 1: Danielle Report. Danielle, what is going on right now? So

1150
01:02:02,360 --> 01:02:06,200
Speaker 1: the Nielsen Numbers estimate that during the weeks of March

1151
01:02:06,280 --> 01:02:09,040
Speaker 1: twenty third to the twenty ninth, Americans watched a five

1152
01:02:09,200 --> 01:02:15,320
Speaker 1: point three billion hours of Tiger Kings. Oh my god,

1153
01:02:15,440 --> 01:02:19,920
Speaker 1: we're gonna say that about Kings. Five point three billion

1154
01:02:20,000 --> 01:02:22,200
Speaker 1: hours of Tiger King. But here's the thing. That's just

1155
01:02:22,360 --> 01:02:26,560
Speaker 1: on television sets. That's just TV sets. That's not included

1156
01:02:26,600 --> 01:02:29,120
Speaker 1: on your the other ways that we watch Tiger King.

1157
01:02:29,280 --> 01:02:34,600
Speaker 1: So that's ridiculous. That's absolutely ridiculous. But that's what we did.

1158
01:02:34,880 --> 01:02:39,080
Speaker 1: That's yeah, thick, there you go. We like Tiger King.

1159
01:02:39,360 --> 01:02:41,840
Speaker 1: Comic Con San Diego has been canceled for the first

1160
01:02:41,880 --> 01:02:45,320
Speaker 1: time in fifty years. They're saying it will be back

1161
01:02:45,320 --> 01:02:47,600
Speaker 1: in twenty twenty one. You know, Comic Con is one

1162
01:02:47,640 --> 01:02:49,800
Speaker 1: of my favorite things during the year in New York.

1163
01:02:49,880 --> 01:02:52,160
Speaker 1: So far that one has not been canceled. But we

1164
01:02:52,360 --> 01:02:56,040
Speaker 1: will see what happened. What happens, We'll have to see.

1165
01:02:56,520 --> 01:02:58,360
Speaker 1: John Legend has a brand new song out. It is

1166
01:02:58,360 --> 01:03:00,920
Speaker 1: called Bigger Love. It is my new favorite song and

1167
01:03:00,960 --> 01:03:13,720
Speaker 1: it sounds like this. He sounds great. Yeah, he's awesome.

1168
01:03:13,800 --> 01:03:16,400
Speaker 1: I love him. And then over the weekend, One World

1169
01:03:16,480 --> 01:03:18,560
Speaker 1: Together at Home brought in an one hundred and twenty

1170
01:03:18,560 --> 01:03:22,000
Speaker 1: seven million dollars to support healthcare workers for COVID nineteen

1171
01:03:22,080 --> 01:03:25,040
Speaker 1: relief and John Legend and Sam Smith it will stand

1172
01:03:25,080 --> 01:03:38,440
Speaker 1: by Me together and that He's dollar. It's the I'm

1173
01:03:56,600 --> 01:04:00,600
Speaker 1: I wish I could sing that sounded It's not it

1174
01:04:00,720 --> 01:04:04,360
Speaker 1: so good. Taylor Swift has canceled all of her twenty

1175
01:04:04,480 --> 01:04:08,040
Speaker 1: twenty shows because you know what's going on in the world.

1176
01:04:08,280 --> 01:04:10,520
Speaker 1: If you have tickets, they'll be honored for the new dates.

1177
01:04:10,560 --> 01:04:13,160
Speaker 1: If you want a refund, that's going to be offered

1178
01:04:13,200 --> 01:04:17,120
Speaker 1: as well. Charles World Tour highest opening day and opening

1179
01:04:17,160 --> 01:04:22,080
Speaker 1: weekend total ever for a filmed release digitally. So I

1180
01:04:22,120 --> 01:04:23,720
Speaker 1: don't know if you guys have seen it yet. Have

1181
01:04:23,800 --> 01:04:28,040
Speaker 1: you guys seen Charles World War yet? No, but it yeah,

1182
01:04:28,040 --> 01:04:29,640
Speaker 1: a lot of people, a lot of people that have

1183
01:04:29,760 --> 01:04:31,720
Speaker 1: seen it saying there they've loved it. I haven't seen

1184
01:04:31,760 --> 01:04:34,840
Speaker 1: it either, but I definitely want to see it. Um,

1185
01:04:35,360 --> 01:04:40,200
Speaker 1: let's see John bon Jovi's twenty million dollar mansion is available.

1186
01:04:40,320 --> 01:04:42,320
Speaker 1: I don't know if we put our money together we

1187
01:04:42,400 --> 01:04:47,120
Speaker 1: could get it. You know, I'm not gonna pay one

1188
01:04:47,240 --> 01:04:50,160
Speaker 1: dollar over nineteen point five million for that. Well, you

1189
01:04:50,280 --> 01:04:55,320
Speaker 1: know it's six bedrooms, seven bathroom estate in Middletown, New Jersey,

1190
01:04:55,640 --> 01:04:59,800
Speaker 1: sits on fifteen acres. Uh, it's got double wide driveway,

1191
01:05:00,000 --> 01:05:04,440
Speaker 1: a brick ceilings, a grand marble fireplace, a heated swimming pool.

1192
01:05:04,560 --> 01:05:06,640
Speaker 1: I mean, I could go on and on. It's just

1193
01:05:06,800 --> 01:05:09,360
Speaker 1: fantastic anyway. Um, I don't know if you have been

1194
01:05:09,440 --> 01:05:13,120
Speaker 1: watching um a lot of instagrams of comedians, but Sebashia

1195
01:05:13,160 --> 01:05:16,280
Speaker 1: matiscal Go, he's hysterical. Over the weekend. I was watching

1196
01:05:16,800 --> 01:05:20,360
Speaker 1: him social distancing with his wife on purpose, not because

1197
01:05:20,400 --> 01:05:22,360
Speaker 1: they have to, but on purpose because you know, you

1198
01:05:22,440 --> 01:05:25,200
Speaker 1: get on each other's nerves, and so they're social distancing

1199
01:05:25,280 --> 01:05:29,439
Speaker 1: at home right now so that everything can stay happy

1200
01:05:29,520 --> 01:05:34,920
Speaker 1: in their marriage. Yes, it is so relatable to everybody,

1201
01:05:35,080 --> 01:05:36,640
Speaker 1: so go check it out when you get a chance.

1202
01:05:36,680 --> 01:05:39,000
Speaker 1: And that's it. Thank you, Danielle. Let's take a break.

1203
01:05:39,000 --> 01:05:47,920
Speaker 1: We're back right after this. Guys, it's froggy. We all

1204
01:05:47,960 --> 01:05:49,840
Speaker 1: know bedtime can be a battle for both you and

1205
01:05:50,200 --> 01:05:52,360
Speaker 1: your kids. For instance, my son used to struggle to

1206
01:05:52,400 --> 01:05:56,200
Speaker 1: fall asleep. Well, fortunately we discovered Vic's Pearsis Kids meloton

1207
01:05:56,280 --> 01:05:59,240
Speaker 1: and gummies to help him fall asleep naturally Fine Pearsis

1208
01:05:59,320 --> 01:06:13,200
Speaker 1: Kids into Near You Frocome program Activator Synchronizing. I've had

1209
01:06:13,280 --> 01:06:16,959
Speaker 1: many really bad days where I've woken up in the morning,

1210
01:06:17,120 --> 01:06:19,920
Speaker 1: turn on the radio and they've turned it completely around here.

1211
01:06:20,520 --> 01:06:22,920
Speaker 1: Junk has been chopped off. But a great way to

1212
01:06:23,040 --> 01:06:25,320
Speaker 1: start the day. So much, so much, No in this

1213
01:06:25,400 --> 01:06:29,800
Speaker 1: whole conversation. This is mister Michael him calling my half.

1214
01:06:30,080 --> 01:06:32,440
Speaker 1: If anyone gives me hell for eating animal crackers, I'll

1215
01:06:32,480 --> 01:06:35,920
Speaker 1: cut a bad hey guy, j Miley Shires, I have

1216
01:06:36,040 --> 01:06:38,480
Speaker 1: a vagina, Da Michelle, what's going on? Because the show

1217
01:06:38,600 --> 01:06:42,720
Speaker 1: has never felt more perfect, more well rounded. Gandhi, you're amazing.

1218
01:06:43,040 --> 01:06:45,200
Speaker 1: It's great, it's great. I love. That's just the best

1219
01:06:45,240 --> 01:06:48,800
Speaker 1: call we've can do. Really great Elvis Duran in the

1220
01:06:48,880 --> 01:06:52,400
Speaker 1: Morning Show. It is an honor. It's a privilege to

1221
01:06:52,480 --> 01:06:54,360
Speaker 1: be here for you today. And thank aud you're here

1222
01:06:54,400 --> 01:06:57,160
Speaker 1: for us at fifty five one hundred. That's the text number,

1223
01:06:57,200 --> 01:06:58,640
Speaker 1: fifty five one hundred. You can call us at one

1224
01:06:58,640 --> 01:07:00,960
Speaker 1: eight hundred two four two zero one hundred. We're all

1225
01:07:01,000 --> 01:07:03,760
Speaker 1: over the socials. I put a picture of Alex's mustache up.

1226
01:07:03,840 --> 01:07:08,600
Speaker 1: It's very important stuff. He's got a porn stash. I

1227
01:07:08,640 --> 01:07:14,240
Speaker 1: don't know it's it's okay. Text messages. So when we

1228
01:07:14,320 --> 01:07:19,640
Speaker 1: need to remember golf course maintenance workers absolutely still getting

1229
01:07:19,680 --> 01:07:21,680
Speaker 1: up at four o'clock to go in and maintain the courses.

1230
01:07:21,720 --> 01:07:23,520
Speaker 1: And when people can get back out there and play,

1231
01:07:24,000 --> 01:07:27,480
Speaker 1: get some exercise and socialize, the courses are ready to go. Froggy,

1232
01:07:27,520 --> 01:07:29,880
Speaker 1: do you miss golfing? I do miss golfing. You can

1233
01:07:29,960 --> 01:07:32,320
Speaker 1: still golf here. They've got a bunch of rules around

1234
01:07:32,400 --> 01:07:34,520
Speaker 1: until it's not the same. However, Yes, thank you to

1235
01:07:34,600 --> 01:07:37,360
Speaker 1: the golf course maintenance workers and superintendents who are still

1236
01:07:37,480 --> 01:07:39,400
Speaker 1: keeping it so that when we do get back in

1237
01:07:39,520 --> 01:07:43,000
Speaker 1: some form of normalcy, we can go play normalcy. What

1238
01:07:43,200 --> 01:07:47,240
Speaker 1: is that? Have we ever really been normal? No? So

1239
01:07:47,320 --> 01:07:49,600
Speaker 1: I was like, you don't you remember the days when

1240
01:07:49,600 --> 01:07:51,760
Speaker 1: we were normal? No? I don't remember any day I've

1241
01:07:51,800 --> 01:07:55,280
Speaker 1: been normal. We're living this world, in this world of abnormal.

1242
01:07:55,640 --> 01:07:58,240
Speaker 1: I prefer to be abnormal. Hey, Froggy's why we have you?

1243
01:07:58,480 --> 01:08:01,000
Speaker 1: Did you hang your your TV on the wall this weekend?

1244
01:08:01,160 --> 01:08:06,760
Speaker 1: Is it still there? I did? And it is? Wow? Wow,

1245
01:08:09,000 --> 01:08:11,760
Speaker 1: Yeah I did it. On Friday. I ran the I

1246
01:08:12,080 --> 01:08:14,160
Speaker 1: started a new line. I put a new electrical line

1247
01:08:14,200 --> 01:08:16,240
Speaker 1: in from the breaker box all the way over to

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Speaker 1: the room, dropped it down the wall, put the outlet in,

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01:08:18,960 --> 01:08:21,760
Speaker 1: and then hung the TV everything is all good. It's

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01:08:21,760 --> 01:08:23,800
Speaker 1: been there since Friday night. I just checked on it

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01:08:23,920 --> 01:08:26,680
Speaker 1: and I sent Elvis a picture. It's still there. I

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01:08:26,920 --> 01:08:29,679
Speaker 1: just checked it. The reason we bring this up, Gandhi

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01:08:29,720 --> 01:08:32,920
Speaker 1: before you worked here. Froggy actually was so proud of himself.

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01:08:32,960 --> 01:08:35,479
Speaker 1: He went up, he went, he went out, got a TV,

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01:08:35,600 --> 01:08:37,160
Speaker 1: brought it home, and he mounted it on the wall

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01:08:37,200 --> 01:08:41,040
Speaker 1: and the thing crash. It fell to the floor. What

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01:08:41,360 --> 01:08:43,559
Speaker 1: I would have given to see that happen. I can

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01:08:43,640 --> 01:08:48,599
Speaker 1: only imagine how happy he was about that. There's a story.

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Speaker 1: It's really not my fault. However, here you go. No

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Speaker 1: one did fall. It was there for a long time,

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Speaker 1: and it did fall overnight. When and they fell in

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Speaker 1: the middle of the night, I thought a bomb went

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01:08:59,040 --> 01:09:00,519
Speaker 1: off in the house. I didn't know what the hell happened.

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01:09:00,520 --> 01:09:05,439
Speaker 1: I'm like, what the hell is that? Nothing happened, happened

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01:09:05,439 --> 01:09:08,679
Speaker 1: in the daytime. Hey, how is it not your fault?

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Speaker 1: You're the one who mounted it. How is it not

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Speaker 1: your fault? Okay? When I first moved into my home,

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01:09:13,600 --> 01:09:15,559
Speaker 1: my father came down. It was limited in South Florida.

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Speaker 1: My father came down and helped me, and one day

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Speaker 1: we went around the house and mounted a bunch of

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Speaker 1: televisions and believe it or not, I know you guys

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01:09:22,880 --> 01:09:25,880
Speaker 1: are gonna think I'm just full of crap. But that

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01:09:26,160 --> 01:09:29,360
Speaker 1: is one that he mounted his way, which I told

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Speaker 1: him was not going to work. But you know what,

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Speaker 1: I'll take responsibility. No problems everyone. Yeah, all right, there

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Speaker 1: you go. Well I'm so glad you did that, because

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01:09:42,920 --> 01:09:45,080
Speaker 1: when it comes to things like that, and especially running

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Speaker 1: electric wires from boxes and things, I would never do that.

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01:09:48,560 --> 01:09:51,760
Speaker 1: I would burn my house down. It's like it. It

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01:09:51,840 --> 01:09:54,240
Speaker 1: makes me nervous anyway, happy for twenty I don't know

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01:09:54,240 --> 01:09:57,080
Speaker 1: if you're lighting up already, are ears chewing on your

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01:09:57,160 --> 01:10:03,200
Speaker 1: guns or whatever? Your gummies? Hey, good for you. There

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01:10:03,320 --> 01:10:05,280
Speaker 1: is one thing I wanted to get to you maybe

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01:10:05,360 --> 01:10:07,639
Speaker 1: at this point or beyond this point where you're you're

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01:10:07,720 --> 01:10:10,759
Speaker 1: losing it, where you you just miss being around people,

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01:10:10,920 --> 01:10:14,519
Speaker 1: you miss being close to someone or going out to

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Speaker 1: parties and stuff. Please, you know what, don't do it.

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01:10:18,960 --> 01:10:21,640
Speaker 1: Don't do it. I know you're going insane. You know.

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Speaker 1: It's just we saw some activity going on here in

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Speaker 1: New York City over the weekend where people we had

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Speaker 1: a lot of activity. I heard about, by the way,

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01:10:28,439 --> 01:10:31,040
Speaker 1: a lot of people just just gave up. They're like, no,

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01:10:31,240 --> 01:10:33,640
Speaker 1: screw it, we're gonna have a big party. They've had

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01:10:33,680 --> 01:10:36,879
Speaker 1: big parties, hanging out with each other as if nothing's

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01:10:36,880 --> 01:10:38,960
Speaker 1: going on. Hey, you know what, We'll be back to that.

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01:10:39,120 --> 01:10:42,879
Speaker 1: But you got to be patient. They're seeing results actually

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Speaker 1: from what we're doing and the sacrifices that we're making.

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01:10:46,720 --> 01:10:48,880
Speaker 1: And you call that a sacrifice, what about the people

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01:10:48,880 --> 01:10:51,479
Speaker 1: who are actually going into the hospitals every day and working.

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01:10:51,720 --> 01:10:56,320
Speaker 1: That's the sacrifice. Do it for them, absolutely, and you'll

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01:10:56,439 --> 01:10:58,880
Speaker 1: get back to that, you know that day for you, Froggy,

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01:10:58,920 --> 01:11:00,519
Speaker 1: You'll be on like golf course again, and I can't

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01:11:00,520 --> 01:11:02,720
Speaker 1: think of a better sport to play where you don't

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01:11:02,720 --> 01:11:07,439
Speaker 1: have to be near anyone. It's like, great, exactly you

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01:11:07,479 --> 01:11:09,479
Speaker 1: We'll be back to that. Just be cool, you know,

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01:11:10,960 --> 01:11:14,679
Speaker 1: over the weekend. Also, I'm noticing that trolling on social

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01:11:14,720 --> 01:11:16,519
Speaker 1: media is at an all time high. Have you guys

1308
01:11:16,640 --> 01:11:20,760
Speaker 1: noticed people are being really mean and disgusting to each other. Absolutely,

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01:11:21,200 --> 01:11:23,240
Speaker 1: And it's surprising to me because I kind of would

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01:11:23,240 --> 01:11:25,439
Speaker 1: have thought that during this time people would be nicer,

1311
01:11:26,000 --> 01:11:28,160
Speaker 1: have nice things to say, not try to make it worse.

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01:11:28,400 --> 01:11:30,000
Speaker 1: But it doesn't seem to be the case. It seems

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01:11:30,000 --> 01:11:32,240
Speaker 1: like people are very upset and bored and angry and

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01:11:32,320 --> 01:11:35,439
Speaker 1: just looking for something to lash out about. Right. Like

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01:11:35,880 --> 01:11:38,560
Speaker 1: there is several times over the weekend I could I

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01:11:38,640 --> 01:11:42,320
Speaker 1: could read someone's post on my You know, I'm posting

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01:11:42,479 --> 01:11:43,920
Speaker 1: pictures of pizza. I mean, what the hell am I

1318
01:11:43,920 --> 01:11:46,600
Speaker 1: going to post? But they're they're saying political stuff to me.

1319
01:11:46,680 --> 01:11:49,240
Speaker 1: They're trying to bait me. They get me to argue

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01:11:49,240 --> 01:11:50,680
Speaker 1: with them and stuff. I'm not going to do it.

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01:11:51,080 --> 01:11:54,200
Speaker 1: I'll just delete. Yeah, don't if you find that you

1322
01:11:54,360 --> 01:11:57,320
Speaker 1: really truly need to be right in a conversation and

1323
01:11:57,479 --> 01:11:59,479
Speaker 1: you want to go on social media and just start

1324
01:11:59,640 --> 01:12:01,840
Speaker 1: bashing and the crap out of people, can you think

1325
01:12:01,880 --> 01:12:06,120
Speaker 1: again and not do that? Can you please not? Yeah?

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01:12:06,800 --> 01:12:09,320
Speaker 1: I've had several texts today, people trying to bait me

1327
01:12:09,400 --> 01:12:11,720
Speaker 1: into an argument about this and that I'm not going

1328
01:12:11,760 --> 01:12:14,320
Speaker 1: to do it. I'll just delete me. I have no problem.

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01:12:14,720 --> 01:12:20,960
Speaker 1: I'm cleaning house. It's spring cleaning. Bring it, yeah, bye

1330
01:12:21,000 --> 01:12:23,680
Speaker 1: bye bye. So be nice to each other. It's it's

1331
01:12:23,720 --> 01:12:25,880
Speaker 1: a great time just to be kind and patient and

1332
01:12:26,080 --> 01:12:28,960
Speaker 1: be nice. I know it's hard to do, especially for me.

1333
01:12:29,080 --> 01:12:33,080
Speaker 1: I'm not a nice guy line fours Ryan, Ryan's nursing

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01:12:33,280 --> 01:12:38,320
Speaker 1: the world famous Cleveland Clinic. Things are looking up. A

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01:12:38,400 --> 01:12:41,040
Speaker 1: long way to go, though, right Ryan, Yes, it is.

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01:12:41,120 --> 01:12:43,800
Speaker 1: It's doing really good. I mean every day we see

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01:12:43,800 --> 01:12:46,840
Speaker 1: a lot of patients, however, and we just take the

1338
01:12:46,920 --> 01:12:49,960
Speaker 1: time to stay home like we should, and you know,

1339
01:12:50,240 --> 01:12:52,519
Speaker 1: and we don't open up the borders and everything up

1340
01:12:52,560 --> 01:12:55,240
Speaker 1: too fast and take our time, because I've seen some

1341
01:12:55,360 --> 01:12:58,679
Speaker 1: surges where you know, if you just open too fast,

1342
01:12:58,920 --> 01:13:01,760
Speaker 1: we're gonna see a lot of cases. Yeah, yeah, this

1343
01:13:01,880 --> 01:13:05,080
Speaker 1: is true. You know, it's interesting this past weekend I

1344
01:13:05,200 --> 01:13:08,439
Speaker 1: read somewhere they whoever wrote this article was saying they

1345
01:13:08,520 --> 01:13:10,559
Speaker 1: had a feeling this past weekend was the weekend where

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01:13:10,560 --> 01:13:13,240
Speaker 1: everyone reached their tipping point and they started hanging out

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01:13:13,280 --> 01:13:15,320
Speaker 1: with each other and being in each other's faces again.

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01:13:16,120 --> 01:13:19,000
Speaker 1: So what you're gonna see, maybe this is an experiment

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01:13:19,720 --> 01:13:22,680
Speaker 1: in two to three weeks from right now, if there

1350
01:13:22,760 --> 01:13:24,439
Speaker 1: was a problem that people were getting each other sick,

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01:13:24,560 --> 01:13:26,400
Speaker 1: you we're gonna know in like two weeks, right, Is

1352
01:13:26,439 --> 01:13:30,479
Speaker 1: that about how long it takes Ryan? Yeah? Yeah, I believe. Um,

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01:13:30,680 --> 01:13:33,760
Speaker 1: I just feel like if you just like I'm emphasizing

1354
01:13:33,840 --> 01:13:35,880
Speaker 1: because I've worked in in the ER. I also worked

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01:13:35,880 --> 01:13:38,000
Speaker 1: in the R also work on a couple of the floors,

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01:13:38,600 --> 01:13:42,800
Speaker 1: and you know, every every patient's different. Um. We also

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01:13:42,960 --> 01:13:45,160
Speaker 1: just got asked a couple of US nurses and techs

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01:13:45,240 --> 01:13:49,760
Speaker 1: to go to to New York, Andy, Detroit to help out, right,

1359
01:13:50,120 --> 01:13:51,880
Speaker 1: so some of us got to send over there. So

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01:13:52,200 --> 01:13:54,479
Speaker 1: we're just we're just trying to help out and do

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01:13:54,600 --> 01:13:57,320
Speaker 1: our part and really make sure that you know, everyone's

1362
01:13:57,320 --> 01:14:00,160
Speaker 1: taking care of equally, everyone has a chance to live

1363
01:14:00,240 --> 01:14:05,280
Speaker 1: and survive because you know, well, you guys are making

1364
01:14:05,280 --> 01:14:07,080
Speaker 1: the ultimate sacrifice every day to go in and so

1365
01:14:07,200 --> 01:14:09,120
Speaker 1: it's the least we can do for you. It's just hey,

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01:14:09,200 --> 01:14:10,960
Speaker 1: and another another thing to keep in mind, you know.

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01:14:11,040 --> 01:14:13,200
Speaker 1: And I'll give you this. We most of us are

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01:14:13,320 --> 01:14:15,320
Speaker 1: in the hot zone. We live in New York and

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01:14:15,360 --> 01:14:17,599
Speaker 1: New Jersey and these are the hottest of the hot zones.

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01:14:17,920 --> 01:14:20,439
Speaker 1: And there are other hot zones popping up too, like Detroit,

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01:14:20,560 --> 01:14:24,160
Speaker 1: like you're talking about in Louisiana and California. Whatever. Here's

1372
01:14:24,160 --> 01:14:26,000
Speaker 1: the thing. If you live in a non hot zone,

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01:14:26,479 --> 01:14:28,320
Speaker 1: we want to keep it that way. We want you

1374
01:14:28,479 --> 01:14:31,280
Speaker 1: to live a life where you're not as afraid as

1375
01:14:31,320 --> 01:14:33,960
Speaker 1: we are here and to do that to keep it

1376
01:14:34,040 --> 01:14:36,360
Speaker 1: from getting hot, you gotta do the right thing, and

1377
01:14:36,439 --> 01:14:38,599
Speaker 1: you know, just do the right thing for people like Ryan.

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01:14:38,680 --> 01:14:40,960
Speaker 1: We appreciate you listening to us. Ryan, thank you very much. No,

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01:14:41,120 --> 01:14:42,840
Speaker 1: Brom thank you so much. You're on the best. I

1380
01:14:42,960 --> 01:14:45,599
Speaker 1: love listening to you guys. Um I read Elvis book

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01:14:45,640 --> 01:14:48,000
Speaker 1: and I loved it. I cried. Oh see, I knew

1382
01:14:48,000 --> 01:14:52,439
Speaker 1: you were a smart Well listen, Ryan, thank you, Thank

1383
01:14:52,439 --> 01:14:53,920
Speaker 1: you for all you do. You give our love to

1384
01:14:54,000 --> 01:14:56,720
Speaker 1: everyone at Cleveland Clinic. Okay, every single will I will?

1385
01:14:56,960 --> 01:15:00,920
Speaker 1: Can you do a shout out for me for U

1386
01:15:01,640 --> 01:15:05,400
Speaker 1: for fifty one who's at yep um Yourology Gynecology of

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01:15:05,520 --> 01:15:08,599
Speaker 1: Akron General Cleveland Clinic. Yeah, it's one of the hardest

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01:15:08,640 --> 01:15:11,560
Speaker 1: working nurses we have ever worked with. We've taken a

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01:15:11,600 --> 01:15:15,320
Speaker 1: lot of COVID patients. We have the best director. I

1390
01:15:15,439 --> 01:15:18,360
Speaker 1: think we we all it to Cleveland Clinic to give

1391
01:15:18,360 --> 01:15:20,479
Speaker 1: a good shout out to them because we are our

1392
01:15:20,520 --> 01:15:23,880
Speaker 1: starting to become like number one in this area helping out.

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01:15:24,000 --> 01:15:27,439
Speaker 1: So yeah, wow, look at that. There's nothing better than

1394
01:15:27,520 --> 01:15:29,479
Speaker 1: Heaven pride in all the hard work you guys are

1395
01:15:29,520 --> 01:15:31,320
Speaker 1: doing and you did it. Ryan, thank you for calling

1396
01:15:31,400 --> 01:15:33,400
Speaker 1: it's it's a pleasure of having you on here. Thank

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01:15:33,439 --> 01:15:34,880
Speaker 1: you so much. Do you guys have a great day?

1398
01:15:35,439 --> 01:15:37,600
Speaker 1: You two? You two? How can you not have a

1399
01:15:37,640 --> 01:15:39,280
Speaker 1: great day when you know people like that are listening in?

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01:15:39,320 --> 01:15:41,800
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying? Yeah, Hey, uh, what do

1401
01:15:41,840 --> 01:15:43,519
Speaker 1: you want to do here? Straight and ate our senior

1402
01:15:43,560 --> 01:15:47,760
Speaker 1: executive producer. You could do Gandhi real quick. I'm gonna

1403
01:15:47,760 --> 01:15:51,320
Speaker 1: do Gandhi. How you doing? He's real real quick? No,

1404
01:15:52,320 --> 01:15:54,240
Speaker 1: I wanted to know what kind of artwork you and

1405
01:15:54,320 --> 01:15:56,280
Speaker 1: your boyfriend did this past weekend. Gandhi? Did you put

1406
01:15:56,360 --> 01:16:00,600
Speaker 1: down the brushes? We drew a little bit, so we

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01:16:00,680 --> 01:16:03,600
Speaker 1: haven't actually started painting, but we drew some elephants on

1408
01:16:03,680 --> 01:16:05,560
Speaker 1: a canvas because we're trying to make a bunch of

1409
01:16:05,640 --> 01:16:07,960
Speaker 1: elephants and I'm looking at them right now. All the

1410
01:16:08,040 --> 01:16:09,600
Speaker 1: paints are set out and I'm ready to go. So

1411
01:16:09,960 --> 01:16:12,120
Speaker 1: probably after we get off the air today to go

1412
01:16:12,240 --> 01:16:14,640
Speaker 1: mix some of those. Well, there are two things that

1413
01:16:14,760 --> 01:16:17,439
Speaker 1: scare me in the kitchen. Number one is bread because

1414
01:16:17,439 --> 01:16:20,479
Speaker 1: if it if it has anything to do with yeast,

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01:16:20,760 --> 01:16:23,080
Speaker 1: Don't get me wrong, I don't want anything to do

1416
01:16:23,200 --> 01:16:28,439
Speaker 1: with it. I stay away from yeast. Also, Um, I've

1417
01:16:28,520 --> 01:16:31,439
Speaker 1: never been great at frying chicken. Frying chicken. I love chicken.

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01:16:33,120 --> 01:16:36,000
Speaker 1: So I got the chicken ready to go. I'm gonna

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01:16:36,040 --> 01:16:43,640
Speaker 1: fry some chicken today. I'm so nervous. Yeah, I'll let

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01:16:43,680 --> 01:16:45,360
Speaker 1: you know. It's gonna be greater. It's gonna be awful,

1421
01:16:45,400 --> 01:16:47,120
Speaker 1: Leah line twenty four. Real quick. And as we get

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01:16:47,160 --> 01:16:49,920
Speaker 1: into the three things, you and your boyfriend just adopted

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01:16:49,960 --> 01:16:51,680
Speaker 1: a puppy. What kind of puppy did you get, Lea.

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01:16:52,760 --> 01:16:55,479
Speaker 1: He's a lab pit mick. He's like just fron eight

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01:16:55,520 --> 01:17:00,160
Speaker 1: weeks old. He's the teeniest little thing. Oh wow, I

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01:17:00,160 --> 01:17:01,640
Speaker 1: can't wait. In a few weeks, he's going to be

1427
01:17:01,800 --> 01:17:05,799
Speaker 1: eating the house. He's gonna eat your house on one thousand,

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01:17:05,920 --> 01:17:08,680
Speaker 1: first cent. But you know, quarantine has allowed us to

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01:17:08,720 --> 01:17:10,920
Speaker 1: get to do that. My boyfriend's work from home and

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01:17:11,680 --> 01:17:13,560
Speaker 1: I'm still having to go in, but he's able to

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01:17:13,760 --> 01:17:15,640
Speaker 1: puppy train and the only time we'd really get a

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01:17:15,720 --> 01:17:18,960
Speaker 1: chance to do that otherwise. Yeah, I agree. I know

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01:17:19,040 --> 01:17:21,960
Speaker 1: that Gandhi was trying to adopt a puppy as well.

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01:17:22,479 --> 01:17:25,000
Speaker 1: We're looking for puppies and we just we can't find

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01:17:25,040 --> 01:17:27,840
Speaker 1: the one we want to We want to rescue. Billie

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01:17:27,880 --> 01:17:31,040
Speaker 1: Eilish has got a pitfull. She was just like keeping

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01:17:31,080 --> 01:17:32,960
Speaker 1: it out of house for a while, and she says, yeah,

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01:17:33,240 --> 01:17:39,800
Speaker 1: I gave in, I adopted. Yeah, so cute. It's so cute. Tool.

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01:17:39,800 --> 01:17:45,760
Speaker 1: You name your daughter Jackson. Jackson. Jackson's about to eat

1440
01:17:45,800 --> 01:17:50,080
Speaker 1: everything you own. Fabulous there, They're the best ever. Well, congratulations, Leah,

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01:17:50,680 --> 01:17:54,400
Speaker 1: you have a great day. Okay, thank you very Welcome

1442
01:17:54,479 --> 01:17:56,320
Speaker 1: into the three things we need to know now, Gandhi,

1443
01:17:56,439 --> 01:17:59,800
Speaker 1: what's going on? Dangerous storms are going to continue moving

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01:17:59,840 --> 01:18:04,000
Speaker 1: across the South this morning, bringing tornado threats, possible flash flooding,

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01:18:04,160 --> 01:18:08,080
Speaker 1: high winds, and damaging hail. Yesterday, southern Mississippi was hit

1446
01:18:08,280 --> 01:18:12,120
Speaker 1: hard with multiple tornadoes. Trees were uprooted, powerline snapped, and

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01:18:12,280 --> 01:18:14,360
Speaker 1: more of that weather is expected as we start the week.

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01:18:14,520 --> 01:18:16,559
Speaker 1: I think some of that may be near Froggy right

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01:18:17,040 --> 01:18:19,599
Speaker 1: it's hitting Jacksonville right now as we're doing this report.

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01:18:19,680 --> 01:18:22,920
Speaker 1: We are seeing some very heavy thunderstorms here in jack Well. Yes,

1451
01:18:23,120 --> 01:18:26,880
Speaker 1: be careful, stay inside. Billionaire Richard Branson is willing to

1452
01:18:26,960 --> 01:18:29,759
Speaker 1: put his private island in the Caribbean up as collateral

1453
01:18:29,800 --> 01:18:32,559
Speaker 1: if the UK will bail out his Virgin Atlantic airline.

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01:18:32,800 --> 01:18:35,200
Speaker 1: He wants the government to give the company six hundred

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01:18:35,240 --> 01:18:37,840
Speaker 1: and twenty million dollars to help in the face of

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01:18:37,880 --> 01:18:40,200
Speaker 1: the coronavirus pandemic, and he went on to say in

1457
01:18:40,280 --> 01:18:43,360
Speaker 1: a blog post that he'd put Necker Island, which is

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01:18:43,360 --> 01:18:45,439
Speaker 1: in the British version Islands, up to raise as much

1459
01:18:45,479 --> 01:18:48,240
Speaker 1: as he could to save jobs for his airline. His

1460
01:18:48,320 --> 01:18:52,000
Speaker 1: initial request for a bailout was rejected. And we were

1461
01:18:52,040 --> 01:18:55,200
Speaker 1: talking about quarantine constipation. If you need some details, A

1462
01:18:55,280 --> 01:18:57,599
Speaker 1: lot of people are going through it right now. Apparently

1463
01:18:57,680 --> 01:18:59,880
Speaker 1: it happens because of how much the quarantine changes our

1464
01:19:00,040 --> 01:19:02,559
Speaker 1: daily habits and rhythms. So when we're at home sitting

1465
01:19:02,600 --> 01:19:05,960
Speaker 1: around and not staying active or engaging in our usual routine,

1466
01:19:06,200 --> 01:19:10,280
Speaker 1: we experience what they're calling kolonic motility, meaning the process

1467
01:19:10,320 --> 01:19:13,960
Speaker 1: where the colon contracts to propel feces along decreases that

1468
01:19:14,120 --> 01:19:17,519
Speaker 1: causes constipation. So if this is happening to you, try

1469
01:19:17,600 --> 01:19:20,200
Speaker 1: getting a brisk walk five days a week, eat food

1470
01:19:20,240 --> 01:19:23,439
Speaker 1: with more fibers, stay hydrated, and do yoga or meditation

1471
01:19:23,560 --> 01:19:27,240
Speaker 1: to destress. Experts say that should help things get moving along.

1472
01:19:27,680 --> 01:19:30,880
Speaker 1: And your three things. We're sitting here sending this message

1473
01:19:30,880 --> 01:19:33,639
Speaker 1: out to everyone, stay inside, Stay inside. So the poop

1474
01:19:33,760 --> 01:19:36,280
Speaker 1: must be listening, you know what I'm saying. Yes, anyways,

1475
01:19:40,040 --> 01:19:44,040
Speaker 1: it's true. You're stay in there where it's nice and

1476
01:19:44,120 --> 01:19:48,840
Speaker 1: safe for you. I don't want my poop and danger yep, yep. Hey,

1477
01:19:48,880 --> 01:19:50,720
Speaker 1: I want to make a big old shift to all

1478
01:19:50,840 --> 01:19:53,599
Speaker 1: our truckers who are moving us around the country today

1479
01:19:53,680 --> 01:19:56,200
Speaker 1: and getting stuff to and fro. We appreciate you. Be

1480
01:19:56,360 --> 01:19:58,479
Speaker 1: safe and if you're on the roads, as we always say,

1481
01:19:58,560 --> 01:20:00,960
Speaker 1: stay out of their way. Those are big rigs. They've

1482
01:20:01,000 --> 01:20:04,519
Speaker 1: got important stuff to get to the next destination, and

1483
01:20:04,680 --> 01:20:08,360
Speaker 1: so give them their space because they deserve it. All right,

1484
01:20:08,439 --> 01:20:10,720
Speaker 1: let's take a break. I talked about truckers. I talked

1485
01:20:10,720 --> 01:20:14,080
Speaker 1: about poop. Yep. Yeah, I'll think we got to everything.

1486
01:20:14,240 --> 01:20:21,439
Speaker 1: We'll be back right after this. Hey, it's scary Jones.

1487
01:20:21,479 --> 01:20:23,840
Speaker 1: And when it comes to home, an Auto insurance State

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Speaker 1: Farm is the real deal. Vile acclaim or pay your

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Speaker 1: contact any of their nineteen thousand local agents who are

1491
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Speaker 1: ready to help, like a good neighbor. State Farm is there.

1492
01:20:37,479 --> 01:20:42,080
Speaker 1: This is Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. I agree

1493
01:20:42,120 --> 01:20:44,400
Speaker 1: with your ey Sunday Best by Surfaces. Yeah, I think

1494
01:20:44,439 --> 01:20:46,639
Speaker 1: that's my new favorite song. It's so good. I listened

1495
01:20:46,640 --> 01:20:49,240
Speaker 1: to it five times in a row yesterday. We need

1496
01:20:49,360 --> 01:20:51,599
Speaker 1: more stuff like that to keep us up, keep us going.

1497
01:20:52,560 --> 01:20:54,760
Speaker 1: Um and I was doing my best to get three

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01:20:55,200 --> 01:21:00,519
Speaker 1: to watch the uh the big concert yesterday or Saturday?

1499
01:21:00,840 --> 01:21:04,839
Speaker 1: What day was the concert with Lady Gaga? Saturday? Saturday? Saturday?

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01:21:04,880 --> 01:21:06,439
Speaker 1: I don't even know what day it is. But some

1501
01:21:06,560 --> 01:21:08,800
Speaker 1: of this, some of that music was really pretty, but

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01:21:08,920 --> 01:21:13,519
Speaker 1: it was sad. I ended up more sad when I

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01:21:13,600 --> 01:21:17,559
Speaker 1: wasn't watching it, I know. But but when when Jay

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01:21:17,600 --> 01:21:21,200
Speaker 1: Lo did people people who Need People, I thought that

1505
01:21:21,400 --> 01:21:25,240
Speaker 1: was hot. I love that liked it a lot anyway.

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01:21:25,520 --> 01:21:28,040
Speaker 1: Uh so Garrett's about to give us some sound. Garrett

1507
01:21:28,400 --> 01:21:32,719
Speaker 1: sent me a text Friday or was it Friday? Saturday?

1508
01:21:32,800 --> 01:21:36,519
Speaker 1: Right Saturday, and said, oh, here I go. Never had

1509
01:21:36,560 --> 01:21:39,240
Speaker 1: a martini before Martini number one? I'm a oh boy.

1510
01:21:42,560 --> 01:21:44,439
Speaker 1: I said, the first one's gonna get you, but the

1511
01:21:44,600 --> 01:21:46,960
Speaker 1: third one is gonna be the worst. And sure enough,

1512
01:21:47,439 --> 01:21:53,519
Speaker 1: did you have about four four martinis? No? You know,

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01:21:53,640 --> 01:21:56,439
Speaker 1: elvitt I know Elvis is is right pretty much about

1514
01:21:56,520 --> 01:21:59,559
Speaker 1: every everything. And uh, by the by the first one,

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01:21:59,560 --> 01:22:01,080
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, okay, I got it. I like this,

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01:22:01,200 --> 01:22:03,600
Speaker 1: I can enjoy it. Second one I was like, I

1517
01:22:03,680 --> 01:22:05,519
Speaker 1: could do it a little slower. Third one was like

1518
01:22:05,600 --> 01:22:07,960
Speaker 1: the worst friend you've ever met before in your life? Right?

1519
01:22:08,040 --> 01:22:13,519
Speaker 1: I was a fourth Ford. Do is that when you

1520
01:22:13,880 --> 01:22:18,400
Speaker 1: and Ali popped into uh Scary's house party? Yeah? So

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01:22:18,479 --> 01:22:20,439
Speaker 1: it was. So it was about eleven o'clock at night.

1522
01:22:20,840 --> 01:22:23,800
Speaker 1: We were like, hey, let's let's go on on house party.

1523
01:22:23,880 --> 01:22:26,160
Speaker 1: And they're scary, and I was like, his room's unlocked,

1524
01:22:26,240 --> 01:22:29,280
Speaker 1: let me let me jump in his room. Scari scaries there,

1525
01:22:29,360 --> 01:22:32,639
Speaker 1: like bad scary. How bad were they? They were hammered.

1526
01:22:32,680 --> 01:22:35,280
Speaker 1: They were laying in their lazy boys, falling over each other,

1527
01:22:35,600 --> 01:22:38,599
Speaker 1: and they're like, what's up? Because on house party, if

1528
01:22:38,640 --> 01:22:41,240
Speaker 1: you leave the door unlocked, people could just jump in.

1529
01:22:41,320 --> 01:22:43,240
Speaker 1: If they see you online, they just jump in. That's

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01:22:43,240 --> 01:22:44,920
Speaker 1: the whole point of the house party. So a bunch

1531
01:22:44,920 --> 01:22:46,720
Speaker 1: of us were just hanging out drinking and then all

1532
01:22:46,760 --> 01:22:49,040
Speaker 1: of a sudden, Garrett, now they show up and they

1533
01:22:49,080 --> 01:22:50,559
Speaker 1: don't even know some of the people in the room,

1534
01:22:51,160 --> 01:22:52,920
Speaker 1: no idea. A French Cheryl was in there, and a

1535
01:22:52,960 --> 01:22:54,479
Speaker 1: bunch of other people, you know, But it was. It

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01:22:54,560 --> 01:22:57,840
Speaker 1: was just very funny though good. They're like, hey, we're

1537
01:22:57,840 --> 01:23:01,479
Speaker 1: all having sophisticated conversations like about you know, what's going

1538
01:23:01,520 --> 01:23:04,880
Speaker 1: on with work and in their houses, and we're just

1539
01:23:04,920 --> 01:23:10,280
Speaker 1: sticking our tongues out. Dad. That's it. I'm gonna i

1540
01:23:10,320 --> 01:23:12,000
Speaker 1: want to be on house party later. Okay, I'm gonna

1541
01:23:12,040 --> 01:23:14,120
Speaker 1: leave my door unlocked. Who everyone wants to walk on as?

1542
01:23:14,880 --> 01:23:16,760
Speaker 1: We could play heads up in some trivia. They have

1543
01:23:16,920 --> 01:23:19,360
Speaker 1: all stuff on screen games that we all play. It's great.

1544
01:23:19,479 --> 01:23:22,599
Speaker 1: And by the way, this is actually great from one

1545
01:23:22,600 --> 01:23:25,240
Speaker 1: of our listeners on the text, Martinis are like, boobs,

1546
01:23:25,360 --> 01:23:29,240
Speaker 1: you can have two, but you can't have three. That's

1547
01:23:29,280 --> 01:23:34,559
Speaker 1: so true, so true. All right, let's get into sound

1548
01:23:34,680 --> 01:23:36,280
Speaker 1: with Garrett. Garrett, what do you have today? All right,

1549
01:23:36,360 --> 01:23:38,440
Speaker 1: let's talk about the show that went on on Saturday,

1550
01:23:38,880 --> 01:23:41,400
Speaker 1: the One World Concert, And uh, this is how the

1551
01:23:41,479 --> 01:23:43,800
Speaker 1: show ended. It was. It was a big ending Lady

1552
01:23:43,840 --> 01:23:46,880
Speaker 1: Gaga Lang Lang on the piano, John Legend, Celean Dion,

1553
01:23:46,920 --> 01:24:05,600
Speaker 1: Andrea Bocelli doing the prayer sounds like this. Are you

1554
01:24:05,680 --> 01:24:09,320
Speaker 1: guys amazed at how even though they're separated and around

1555
01:24:09,320 --> 01:24:11,800
Speaker 1: the world from each other, they still can sound that great. Together.

1556
01:24:11,960 --> 01:24:15,880
Speaker 1: I just it was very cool. Lizzo gave us a

1557
01:24:16,000 --> 01:24:18,760
Speaker 1: Sam Cook classic called A Change is Gonna Come and

1558
01:24:18,880 --> 01:24:34,720
Speaker 1: sounded amazing that we could lass talented people and so

1559
01:24:34,880 --> 01:24:38,280
Speaker 1: Seaw Mendez, Camila Cabeo. They are in isolation together and

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01:24:38,400 --> 01:24:41,200
Speaker 1: they sang in Uncle Johnny classic, what a wonderful world,

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01:24:44,160 --> 01:25:15,680
Speaker 1: What a wonderf Wow, so nice, almost as good as

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01:25:15,800 --> 01:25:19,719
Speaker 1: Uncle Johnny's but not quiet, not quiet, here's Uncle Johnny.

1563
01:25:23,880 --> 01:25:29,439
Speaker 1: What a wonderful man. Oh, yes, I really do. Yeah,

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01:25:29,479 --> 01:25:31,640
Speaker 1: I prefer Uncle Johnny. That's the best. We love you,

1565
01:25:31,760 --> 01:25:34,000
Speaker 1: Uncle Johnny. Oh he was tank last night. He was

1566
01:25:34,080 --> 01:25:37,960
Speaker 1: on his martinis. Whoa man? That was crazy? Anyway, back

1567
01:25:38,000 --> 01:25:40,320
Speaker 1: by the sorry, by the way, Uncle Johnny has sang

1568
01:25:40,400 --> 01:25:42,960
Speaker 1: that song in front of Shaan Mendez and Camilicabo while

1569
01:25:42,960 --> 01:25:45,280
Speaker 1: they were in studios, so they might have gotten inspiration

1570
01:25:45,320 --> 01:25:47,920
Speaker 1: from Uncle Johnny. So we'll stick to that story now.

1571
01:25:48,040 --> 01:25:51,040
Speaker 1: During the Last Dance documentary on ESPN about Michael Jordan

1572
01:25:51,120 --> 01:25:53,080
Speaker 1: last night, he was talking about how his childhood shaped

1573
01:25:53,120 --> 01:25:57,799
Speaker 1: his competitive nature. I don't think from a competitive standpoint,

1574
01:25:58,120 --> 01:26:01,639
Speaker 1: I would be here without the confetations with my brother.

1575
01:26:02,800 --> 01:26:05,280
Speaker 1: When you come to blows with someone you absolutely love

1576
01:26:06,280 --> 01:26:10,519
Speaker 1: that's igniting every fire within you. And I always felt

1577
01:26:10,560 --> 01:26:14,760
Speaker 1: like I was fighting Larry for my father's attention. Wow,

1578
01:26:14,760 --> 01:26:16,479
Speaker 1: I can't wait to see that. You've got me really

1579
01:26:16,560 --> 01:26:19,720
Speaker 1: really wanting to see it tonight. Very good. Episode one

1580
01:26:19,760 --> 01:26:21,920
Speaker 1: and two ran last night, and we get two every

1581
01:26:21,960 --> 01:26:25,320
Speaker 1: Sunday night between now in April. On May seventeenth. All right,

1582
01:26:25,400 --> 01:26:28,160
Speaker 1: let's talk about the hold on secing. Let's ask you

1583
01:26:28,160 --> 01:26:30,040
Speaker 1: a question for all of you. How do you guys

1584
01:26:30,160 --> 01:26:33,840
Speaker 1: feel about shows who's still only release one or two

1585
01:26:33,960 --> 01:26:36,439
Speaker 1: here and there rather than the whole season? I mean,

1586
01:26:36,720 --> 01:26:39,880
Speaker 1: what do you think? Gandhi? I actually kind of love it,

1587
01:26:40,080 --> 01:26:42,559
Speaker 1: especially in this environment right now. It's given me something

1588
01:26:42,640 --> 01:26:44,599
Speaker 1: to look forward to every week because I know if

1589
01:26:44,600 --> 01:26:46,160
Speaker 1: they dropped it all at once, it would be done

1590
01:26:46,200 --> 01:26:48,400
Speaker 1: in a day. But this Michael Jordan's special, we have

1591
01:26:48,560 --> 01:26:50,560
Speaker 1: five weeks now that we're gonna be able to enjoy it.

1592
01:26:50,600 --> 01:26:53,160
Speaker 1: I love it. Well, did you hear what straight Nate

1593
01:26:53,280 --> 01:26:56,720
Speaker 1: did watching Ozark? You actually are at the very end

1594
01:26:56,920 --> 01:26:59,559
Speaker 1: of the third season, the last season, right, and it's fantastic.

1595
01:26:59,600 --> 01:27:04,000
Speaker 1: We start it on Friday and just binge the entire weekend.

1596
01:27:04,120 --> 01:27:06,320
Speaker 1: So the thing that I figured out is You can't

1597
01:27:06,400 --> 01:27:08,240
Speaker 1: stop at the end of one episode. You have to

1598
01:27:08,320 --> 01:27:11,439
Speaker 1: go halfway through an episode and stop somewhere, because if

1599
01:27:11,439 --> 01:27:12,760
Speaker 1: you get to the end of the episode, of course

1600
01:27:12,760 --> 01:27:15,120
Speaker 1: you're going to watch the next one. I mean nights

1601
01:27:15,120 --> 01:27:17,400
Speaker 1: in a row. I had to stop halfway through episode

1602
01:27:17,520 --> 01:27:20,240
Speaker 1: nine last night so we wouldn't watch episode ten. I

1603
01:27:20,360 --> 01:27:23,120
Speaker 1: tell you what, those last two episodes of Ozark are

1604
01:27:23,280 --> 01:27:27,320
Speaker 1: just thrilling, fantastic, especially the spaceship part. Did you get

1605
01:27:27,320 --> 01:27:30,720
Speaker 1: to that spaceship Poe? Is there? Actually there's no spaceship? Right?

1606
01:27:30,920 --> 01:27:34,719
Speaker 1: Alien Aliens, there's Alien. There's Alien. There's aliens and Ozark.

1607
01:27:35,560 --> 01:27:38,280
Speaker 1: I'm like wait, I'm like wait, I missed that part. No,

1608
01:27:38,720 --> 01:27:42,880
Speaker 1: there's no aliens, there's no spaceship. I hate spoilers. Don't

1609
01:27:42,960 --> 01:27:49,800
Speaker 1: spoil it. Go ahead, all right, all right? So remember

1610
01:27:50,080 --> 01:27:53,400
Speaker 1: so you remember the other day, Danielle's husband, Sheldon sent

1611
01:27:53,520 --> 01:27:55,200
Speaker 1: us this clip of her singing do you want to

1612
01:27:55,200 --> 01:27:57,120
Speaker 1: Build a Snowman? From the Disney special that was on

1613
01:27:57,479 --> 01:28:08,879
Speaker 1: Thursday night. So of course daniel Danielle had to get revenge.

1614
01:28:09,000 --> 01:28:11,439
Speaker 1: So this weekend, her husband Sheldon was in the shower

1615
01:28:11,600 --> 01:28:22,160
Speaker 1: and posted this on Instagram. So listen, she's singing good?

1616
01:28:25,479 --> 01:28:28,560
Speaker 1: Does he really do that? That's the only song he

1617
01:28:28,680 --> 01:28:32,439
Speaker 1: sings in the shower? What song is? It's a it's

1618
01:28:32,479 --> 01:28:35,439
Speaker 1: a Broadway show that we saw in England years ago. Um,

1619
01:28:35,439 --> 01:28:37,120
Speaker 1: I always forget the damn name of it. But it's

1620
01:28:37,160 --> 01:28:40,200
Speaker 1: the only song he sings from the shower all the time.

1621
01:28:41,560 --> 01:28:43,760
Speaker 1: All right, So I recorded, Oh yeah, you posted that right,

1622
01:28:44,200 --> 01:28:47,559
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, only this I did. Alright. So Elvis, you're

1623
01:28:47,560 --> 01:28:50,000
Speaker 1: talking about this earlier about you trying to use the

1624
01:28:50,040 --> 01:28:53,160
Speaker 1: flowbee on Alex's hair and didn't work. But I got

1625
01:28:53,200 --> 01:28:57,200
Speaker 1: a little clip of that from your Instagram live. Oh wait,

1626
01:28:57,560 --> 01:28:59,120
Speaker 1: this is not how I thought I would spend my

1627
01:28:59,160 --> 01:29:05,800
Speaker 1: sunday that it was awful. What happened? He turned off

1628
01:29:05,880 --> 01:29:11,720
Speaker 1: the sucker, all right, turn it off. Yeah. By the way,

1629
01:29:12,400 --> 01:29:14,720
Speaker 1: he does not look is he listen. I don't think

1630
01:29:14,760 --> 01:29:17,080
Speaker 1: he's listening. His hair is awful, it really he really

1631
01:29:17,200 --> 01:29:20,880
Speaker 1: ruined his hair, all right, and then let's let's end

1632
01:29:20,920 --> 01:29:23,679
Speaker 1: on this feel good story. So Ja Mazzini from Paterson,

1633
01:29:23,720 --> 01:29:26,559
Speaker 1: New Jersey, went to a Checkers drive through and gave

1634
01:29:26,680 --> 01:29:29,679
Speaker 1: the four employees that were working in the checkers ten

1635
01:29:29,760 --> 01:29:33,519
Speaker 1: thousand dollars each. This is I have a question. How

1636
01:29:33,640 --> 01:29:36,800
Speaker 1: much you making that? Can you bring everybody? I just

1637
01:29:36,840 --> 01:29:38,519
Speaker 1: want to give you guys something. I know you guys

1638
01:29:38,600 --> 01:29:41,439
Speaker 1: work card I know you guys are fun. This is

1639
01:29:41,880 --> 01:29:46,240
Speaker 1: I swear that's ten thousands. I swear to gun. Oh

1640
01:29:46,360 --> 01:29:54,479
Speaker 1: my god, that's ten thousand for you. Oh how cool?

1641
01:29:56,080 --> 01:30:00,680
Speaker 1: Can you imagine that? I love that. That's awesome. I

1642
01:30:00,720 --> 01:30:03,560
Speaker 1: love all Right, Garrett, you're a good American. Why do

1643
01:30:03,600 --> 01:30:05,960
Speaker 1: you have the proper ending to the song we started

1644
01:30:06,040 --> 01:30:08,320
Speaker 1: our show with today? Scary but made me so mad?

1645
01:30:09,520 --> 01:30:10,840
Speaker 1: What's the name of the song? As we started with

1646
01:30:10,920 --> 01:30:13,320
Speaker 1: our played the next episode from Dre and Snoop, and

1647
01:30:13,400 --> 01:30:17,080
Speaker 1: there's that quintessential classic line at the end after the pause. Yeah,

1648
01:30:17,560 --> 01:30:19,920
Speaker 1: it was reversed, so we have the full Yes, so

1649
01:30:20,080 --> 01:30:23,200
Speaker 1: I heart didn't like it, and like they do, they

1650
01:30:23,439 --> 01:30:25,519
Speaker 1: edit the best parts out of songs, and it just

1651
01:30:25,640 --> 01:30:28,280
Speaker 1: makes me so mad that they're ruining songs. So this

1652
01:30:28,439 --> 01:30:34,000
Speaker 1: is the ending we should have heard. Smoke? Yeah, oh

1653
01:30:34,240 --> 01:30:38,240
Speaker 1: all we needed. They reversed it at the end because

1654
01:30:38,240 --> 01:30:43,080
Speaker 1: they don't Middle World. I hurt. Please, thank you, Garret,

1655
01:30:43,080 --> 01:30:48,920
Speaker 1: You're a good America. Later smoke. That's right. Let's get

1656
01:30:48,960 --> 01:30:52,200
Speaker 1: into the Daniel report. As we do. Uh. You know

1657
01:30:52,280 --> 01:30:55,040
Speaker 1: what's being hoarded right now. Frozen pizza. This is the

1658
01:30:55,080 --> 01:30:59,960
Speaker 1: new thing people are hoarding. Oh yeah, Americans bought ninety

1659
01:31:00,160 --> 01:31:02,680
Speaker 1: two percent more pizzas this March than we than we

1660
01:31:02,720 --> 01:31:06,639
Speaker 1: did in March of twenty nineteen last year. Frozen pizzas

1661
01:31:07,120 --> 01:31:09,880
Speaker 1: is your freezer full of them, Gandhi full of them.

1662
01:31:09,960 --> 01:31:11,679
Speaker 1: And not only that, but I just tried to holler

1663
01:31:11,720 --> 01:31:14,799
Speaker 1: at my favorite frozen pizza place. They're actually a chain restaurant.

1664
01:31:14,800 --> 01:31:17,320
Speaker 1: It's called Donados. They're opening one up by Froggy and

1665
01:31:17,400 --> 01:31:19,320
Speaker 1: they keep tweeting at us. So I tried to holler

1666
01:31:19,360 --> 01:31:21,519
Speaker 1: at them to get some frozen pizza because it's not enough.

1667
01:31:21,600 --> 01:31:24,960
Speaker 1: There's never enough, right yeah frog. We went to the

1668
01:31:25,000 --> 01:31:28,240
Speaker 1: grocery store the other day to get our favorite frozen pizza.

1669
01:31:28,520 --> 01:31:31,000
Speaker 1: All gone, I mean all gone, all gone, all gone,

1670
01:31:31,040 --> 01:31:34,479
Speaker 1: completely empty, Like where are they going? People are hoarding pizza.

1671
01:31:34,600 --> 01:31:40,040
Speaker 1: You I before, before the pandemic hit us, I ordered

1672
01:31:40,280 --> 01:31:42,880
Speaker 1: buttloads of Table eighty seven, which in my opinion, is

1673
01:31:42,920 --> 01:31:44,840
Speaker 1: the very best frozen pizza you could ever have in

1674
01:31:44,920 --> 01:31:48,439
Speaker 1: your life. Yeah. Online, I got a refrigerator full of them.

1675
01:31:50,600 --> 01:31:54,880
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, they're a big, big friends in the show. Anyway,

1676
01:31:54,920 --> 01:32:00,559
Speaker 1: we frozen pizzas being hoarded. Soda and beer made taste

1677
01:32:00,560 --> 01:32:03,639
Speaker 1: a little more flat. You know why because there's dwindling

1678
01:32:03,760 --> 01:32:07,479
Speaker 1: supplies of carbon dioxide, which is to carbonate the drinks. No,

1679
01:32:07,800 --> 01:32:12,280
Speaker 1: I didn't know that the pandemic is affecting international drug business. Apparently,

1680
01:32:12,320 --> 01:32:14,920
Speaker 1: drug traffickers are having trouble moving their supply. That's why

1681
01:32:14,920 --> 01:32:19,479
Speaker 1: your boger sugar is costing more? Did you know? And

1682
01:32:19,520 --> 01:32:21,200
Speaker 1: I think we reported this the other day on our show.

1683
01:32:21,240 --> 01:32:23,280
Speaker 1: Couples in New York can now get married over zoom

1684
01:32:24,800 --> 01:32:28,360
Speaker 1: h y. I don't know how, but there is a

1685
01:32:28,400 --> 01:32:30,519
Speaker 1: way to do it. Uh. Did you see the video

1686
01:32:30,520 --> 01:32:32,320
Speaker 1: of the guy who was the only passenger on a

1687
01:32:32,400 --> 01:32:35,960
Speaker 1: Southwest Airlines flight from Fort Lauderdale to a Saint Louis Thursday.

1688
01:32:36,520 --> 01:32:38,519
Speaker 1: They when they made the announcements, they put his name

1689
01:32:38,560 --> 01:32:40,960
Speaker 1: on there. It would be like, okay, Dave, you need

1690
01:32:41,000 --> 01:32:46,720
Speaker 1: to bring your seat back up, Dave. They personalized all

1691
01:32:46,760 --> 01:32:51,120
Speaker 1: the announcements just for him. I love it, Danyelle. Now

1692
01:32:51,160 --> 01:32:53,360
Speaker 1: it's your turn. What's going on? All right? Okay? So

1693
01:32:53,880 --> 01:32:56,240
Speaker 1: we heard some sound from the One World Together at home.

1694
01:32:56,720 --> 01:32:58,920
Speaker 1: It did raise over one hundred and twenty seven million

1695
01:32:59,040 --> 01:33:03,880
Speaker 1: dollars just for healthcare workers in this coronavirus epidemic. So

1696
01:33:04,200 --> 01:33:06,880
Speaker 1: that's awesome. It did do a lot of good, So

1697
01:33:07,040 --> 01:33:09,640
Speaker 1: that's great. John Legend has a new song out and

1698
01:33:09,760 --> 01:33:12,000
Speaker 1: I'm playing it constantly for you because it's my new

1699
01:33:12,040 --> 01:33:20,519
Speaker 1: favorite song. It's called Bigger Love. Do we have that

1700
01:33:20,600 --> 01:33:21,920
Speaker 1: in the system. I'll play the whole thing if you

1701
01:33:21,960 --> 01:33:24,760
Speaker 1: want me to. It's so good. And if you go

1702
01:33:24,800 --> 01:33:27,040
Speaker 1: into his Instagram, he has a little video that he

1703
01:33:27,080 --> 01:33:29,519
Speaker 1: put together with a bunch of friends, obviously over a

1704
01:33:29,640 --> 01:33:32,120
Speaker 1: zoom or whatever how you do it. It looks so good.

1705
01:33:32,520 --> 01:33:36,439
Speaker 1: The Weekend still number one after hours Billboard two hundred

1706
01:33:36,479 --> 01:33:40,280
Speaker 1: album chart for the fourth week in a row. Congratulations

1707
01:33:40,320 --> 01:33:43,080
Speaker 1: to the Weekend still holding on over there. The all

1708
01:33:43,200 --> 01:33:47,560
Speaker 1: In Challenge has raised over thirteen million dollars already and

1709
01:33:47,680 --> 01:33:50,599
Speaker 1: celebrities just keep adding to it. Over the weekend. Pink

1710
01:33:51,200 --> 01:33:54,680
Speaker 1: added an aerial stunt lesson, So you get to take

1711
01:33:54,680 --> 01:33:57,559
Speaker 1: an aerial stunt lesson with Pink and her trainer. How

1712
01:33:57,680 --> 01:34:01,799
Speaker 1: cool is that? So? God, yeah, wouldn't that be amazing?

1713
01:34:01,840 --> 01:34:04,240
Speaker 1: Can you imagine? So go check that out that's going on.

1714
01:34:04,320 --> 01:34:06,479
Speaker 1: I wouldn't do that I would. I would fall out

1715
01:34:06,520 --> 01:34:09,559
Speaker 1: of the sky and die. I'm looking at No, you wouldn't.

1716
01:34:09,840 --> 01:34:12,559
Speaker 1: They make sure that you are secure. It will be okay.

1717
01:34:13,240 --> 01:34:17,519
Speaker 1: John Krasinski hosted his Some Good News prom over the weekend.

1718
01:34:17,880 --> 01:34:21,080
Speaker 1: Chance the Rapper, Billie Eilish, other Jonas Brothers. They all

1719
01:34:21,120 --> 01:34:23,880
Speaker 1: showed up. Everybody was dressed to the nines. A lot

1720
01:34:23,960 --> 01:34:25,880
Speaker 1: of the students that showed up, they would dressed to

1721
01:34:25,880 --> 01:34:27,640
Speaker 1: the nines, and he actually had some of them on

1722
01:34:27,720 --> 01:34:37,479
Speaker 1: the show. So that was pretty cool that happened. It's like,

1723
01:34:38,120 --> 01:34:39,920
Speaker 1: did you drop it going on on the board. No, No,

1724
01:34:40,120 --> 01:34:42,080
Speaker 1: It's like there's a ghost in here. I was nowhere

1725
01:34:42,160 --> 01:34:45,800
Speaker 1: near the board. I which win video of what scary

1726
01:34:45,920 --> 01:34:47,960
Speaker 1: just did. I've never seen anything like that in my life.

1727
01:34:52,920 --> 01:34:54,680
Speaker 1: Do we have that? Well, hold on, do we have

1728
01:34:54,720 --> 01:34:57,400
Speaker 1: that own video? Does anyone have that own video? I've

1729
01:34:57,479 --> 01:35:01,240
Speaker 1: never seen anything like them. Okay, no one will ever

1730
01:35:01,320 --> 01:35:04,479
Speaker 1: believe that we just saw. We just slipped out and

1731
01:35:04,600 --> 01:35:10,080
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry fell off his head. Okay, okay, okay, hey,

1732
01:35:10,080 --> 01:35:14,080
Speaker 1: calm down all right. Over the weekend, unfortunately, we said

1733
01:35:14,080 --> 01:35:16,880
Speaker 1: good bye to Kitty Perry. That's Katie Perry's a cat

1734
01:35:17,120 --> 01:35:19,800
Speaker 1: fifteen she's had that cat for fifteen years. She got

1735
01:35:19,840 --> 01:35:22,479
Speaker 1: it with an ex boyfriend a while ago, and yeah,

1736
01:35:22,560 --> 01:35:25,000
Speaker 1: unfortunately the cat did pass away. If you go to

1737
01:35:25,080 --> 01:35:27,720
Speaker 1: her Instagram, she does pay tribute to the kitty, and

1738
01:35:27,880 --> 01:35:30,360
Speaker 1: the Nielsen numbers are estimating that during the weeks of

1739
01:35:30,439 --> 01:35:33,280
Speaker 1: March twenty third to the twenty ninth, Americans watched five

1740
01:35:33,360 --> 01:35:37,360
Speaker 1: point three billion minutes of Tiger King. And that's just

1741
01:35:37,520 --> 01:35:40,280
Speaker 1: on your television sets. That's not even like counting the

1742
01:35:40,400 --> 01:35:42,640
Speaker 1: other ways that we watch Tiger King. But that's how

1743
01:35:42,680 --> 01:35:44,720
Speaker 1: many people are watching Tiger King. I'm trying to get

1744
01:35:44,760 --> 01:35:46,920
Speaker 1: my mom to watch it. She's like, you know, just

1745
01:35:47,120 --> 01:35:49,479
Speaker 1: learning Netflix thing. So I said, Mom, you gotta watch

1746
01:35:49,560 --> 01:35:52,040
Speaker 1: Tiger King. I'm still trying to figure out whether or

1747
01:35:52,120 --> 01:35:55,000
Speaker 1: not it's something that she'll really enjoy, but I just

1748
01:35:55,120 --> 01:35:58,040
Speaker 1: want to take how do you learn the Netflix thing

1749
01:35:58,160 --> 01:36:02,360
Speaker 1: what she's on her off? I mean, it's much more

1750
01:36:02,400 --> 01:36:06,320
Speaker 1: involved and you're trying to teach exactly. Believe me, she

1751
01:36:06,479 --> 01:36:08,600
Speaker 1: doesn't know how to get it or where it is

1752
01:36:08,920 --> 01:36:11,000
Speaker 1: or what it is or it's it's a lot. It's

1753
01:36:11,000 --> 01:36:14,080
Speaker 1: a lot. Tonight the Bachelor Presents, Listen to your heart.

1754
01:36:14,120 --> 01:36:18,440
Speaker 1: You've got the Voice song Land that is where undiscovered

1755
01:36:18,479 --> 01:36:22,560
Speaker 1: songwriters are pitching their songs and basically somebody gets it

1756
01:36:22,680 --> 01:36:24,840
Speaker 1: taken care of right then and there. So it's pretty cool.

1757
01:36:25,080 --> 01:36:28,120
Speaker 1: That's going down tonight below deck selling yacht is on

1758
01:36:28,200 --> 01:36:31,320
Speaker 1: a ninety eight fiance Self Quarantine that is on tonight

1759
01:36:31,479 --> 01:36:34,280
Speaker 1: as well. What's up Frog? This tells you all you

1760
01:36:34,360 --> 01:36:37,280
Speaker 1: need to know about trying to get parents to learn technology.

1761
01:36:37,560 --> 01:36:40,280
Speaker 1: I try to get my parents to watch um Netflix.

1762
01:36:40,400 --> 01:36:43,439
Speaker 1: My mom's like, now we don't. We're staying home. We

1763
01:36:43,560 --> 01:36:46,040
Speaker 1: don't need anything we need to return. I don't want

1764
01:36:46,080 --> 01:36:51,439
Speaker 1: any lay wait wait she And last night when I

1765
01:36:51,520 --> 01:36:53,679
Speaker 1: was telling my mom all the things that are on Netflix,

1766
01:36:53,800 --> 01:36:57,240
Speaker 1: she goes, h, I have my hands full with the Crown.

1767
01:36:57,920 --> 01:37:00,479
Speaker 1: I cannot believe all of these other things that you're

1768
01:37:00,479 --> 01:37:02,320
Speaker 1: telling me. I have to write a list all done.

1769
01:37:02,920 --> 01:37:07,599
Speaker 1: It is, it is, it's it's it's out of control,

1770
01:37:07,720 --> 01:37:11,240
Speaker 1: all the stuff, the options that are out there, you know.

1771
01:37:11,560 --> 01:37:13,880
Speaker 1: She but she brain can only takes so many things

1772
01:37:13,960 --> 01:37:16,479
Speaker 1: like no, but I still don't. I still love that

1773
01:37:16,920 --> 01:37:19,360
Speaker 1: they don't get the Netflix thing. It's just smelling it off.

1774
01:37:19,439 --> 01:37:21,920
Speaker 1: I don't don't delate fees. I don't want to have

1775
01:37:22,040 --> 01:37:29,160
Speaker 1: to return. Okay, thank you, Danielle, I love you. People

1776
01:37:29,200 --> 01:37:33,519
Speaker 1: are texting in they do delivery food delivery to stores

1777
01:37:33,520 --> 01:37:36,839
Speaker 1: are saying, yeah, they can't keep the pizza in the freezers.

1778
01:37:37,040 --> 01:37:40,720
Speaker 1: They just can't. It's all gone. Also the alexia uh

1779
01:37:41,520 --> 01:37:45,080
Speaker 1: onion rings and French fries and stuff, poof gone. My favorite.

1780
01:37:45,120 --> 01:37:47,599
Speaker 1: Can't get my onion rings. If that's the worst thing

1781
01:37:47,640 --> 01:37:49,519
Speaker 1: that's going on in life, I think we're doing. Okay, people,

1782
01:37:51,160 --> 01:37:55,120
Speaker 1: let's take a break. We're coming back after this. Every

1783
01:37:55,320 --> 01:37:58,920
Speaker 1: single morning, I absolutely I could love you guys. Elvis

1784
01:37:59,040 --> 01:38:08,400
Speaker 1: Duran in the Morning Show frequent handwashing. So there's this

1785
01:38:09,200 --> 01:38:13,400
Speaker 1: headline in New York Post I'm reading today. The headline is,

1786
01:38:13,479 --> 01:38:18,160
Speaker 1: testicles may make men more vulnerable to coronavirus, says a study.

1787
01:38:18,920 --> 01:38:23,120
Speaker 1: Oh really, so what do you spell? Chop them off? Yeah,

1788
01:38:24,520 --> 01:38:29,080
Speaker 1: the coronavirus, Danielle. Only Danielle could say it. So you're

1789
01:38:29,080 --> 01:38:34,719
Speaker 1: supposed to chop them off, get them taken off anyway,

1790
01:38:34,800 --> 01:38:38,200
Speaker 1: says the coronavirus could linger in the testicles, making men

1791
01:38:38,560 --> 01:38:42,360
Speaker 1: prone to longer, more severe cases of the illness. What

1792
01:38:42,439 --> 01:38:47,320
Speaker 1: do you, Danielle, you have testicles? What do you think?

1793
01:38:48,240 --> 01:38:51,280
Speaker 1: I don't know what you don't. I don't think there is.

1794
01:38:51,400 --> 01:38:53,120
Speaker 1: I don't think there's anything you can do. I think

1795
01:38:53,280 --> 01:38:55,480
Speaker 1: I didn't read the whole study. I think there's there

1796
01:38:55,600 --> 01:38:58,360
Speaker 1: was talk for a while that guys have a more

1797
01:38:58,400 --> 01:39:00,920
Speaker 1: difficult time shaking it off, and maybe this could be

1798
01:39:00,960 --> 01:39:02,320
Speaker 1: the reason. I don't know. I'm not gonna get into it,

1799
01:39:02,400 --> 01:39:04,320
Speaker 1: but I'm gonna read it further, and as soon as

1800
01:39:04,360 --> 01:39:07,320
Speaker 1: I know more about testicles, i'll let you know. Froggy, Okay,

1801
01:39:07,680 --> 01:39:10,880
Speaker 1: you guys are just going to use this as their

1802
01:39:10,960 --> 01:39:13,639
Speaker 1: excuse to never get over anything because they're the worst

1803
01:39:13,840 --> 01:39:16,599
Speaker 1: colds and flues. Where we get my testicles? I can't,

1804
01:39:16,680 --> 01:39:19,679
Speaker 1: I can't get rid of it? Is that how we sound?

1805
01:39:19,760 --> 01:39:22,400
Speaker 1: Are you really? Gandhi? Is that how exactly? Oh my gosh,

1806
01:39:22,439 --> 01:39:24,000
Speaker 1: any guy with a cold that's would just sound like

1807
01:39:24,120 --> 01:39:29,160
Speaker 1: to me? Yea, it's not me. It's testicle is rubbing.

1808
01:39:30,560 --> 01:39:33,320
Speaker 1: Maybe if you take care of my testicles, ille lot,

1809
01:39:36,840 --> 01:39:39,960
Speaker 1: if you'll rubbed my testicles, I'll feel they need to

1810
01:39:40,080 --> 01:39:44,880
Speaker 1: be all right. I read somewhere if you rubbed them,

1811
01:39:44,920 --> 01:39:46,880
Speaker 1: I won't get the COVID. Can you please come in

1812
01:39:46,960 --> 01:39:52,280
Speaker 1: and rub them? Too much? Too too much? Plaise so

1813
01:39:52,520 --> 01:39:54,760
Speaker 1: I'm not someone's just in a text. This means we

1814
01:39:54,840 --> 01:39:56,720
Speaker 1: need to wash our testicles more. No, that's not what

1815
01:39:56,800 --> 01:40:01,639
Speaker 1: I'm saying. You thing happy birthday twice while you Yeah,

1816
01:40:01,720 --> 01:40:05,800
Speaker 1: can you see happy birthday while washing my testicles? Are

1817
01:40:05,840 --> 01:40:09,080
Speaker 1: we really having this conversation straight? Nate? You're you're in

1818
01:40:09,280 --> 01:40:11,360
Speaker 1: You're in charge here. Why are you laying the show

1819
01:40:11,439 --> 01:40:14,120
Speaker 1: go down? This awful? Awful? I'm kind of enjoying Danielle's

1820
01:40:14,160 --> 01:40:23,280
Speaker 1: jokes about testicles. Keep him coming. Okay, So there was

1821
01:40:23,320 --> 01:40:25,760
Speaker 1: a guy in Arkansas. I went to a restaurant said, here,

1822
01:40:25,800 --> 01:40:28,360
Speaker 1: here's my twelve hundred dollars stimulus payment as a tip.

1823
01:40:28,680 --> 01:40:31,400
Speaker 1: Doom boom. You know, reading more and more stories if

1824
01:40:31,439 --> 01:40:32,880
Speaker 1: you go on and you have more and more stories

1825
01:40:32,920 --> 01:40:35,960
Speaker 1: like that. Speaking of you know, last week Alex took

1826
01:40:36,080 --> 01:40:40,479
Speaker 1: his his stimulus payment and he gave it away. He

1827
01:40:40,600 --> 01:40:43,080
Speaker 1: gave it away in the form of gift cards. And

1828
01:40:43,640 --> 01:40:45,680
Speaker 1: but you know what, he was finding some of the

1829
01:40:45,720 --> 01:40:48,679
Speaker 1: people he gave the gift cards to decided to split

1830
01:40:48,760 --> 01:40:52,120
Speaker 1: the gift cards and give them away to random people

1831
01:40:52,160 --> 01:40:55,320
Speaker 1: as well. So it was this incredible, you know thing.

1832
01:40:55,600 --> 01:40:58,120
Speaker 1: It was. It was great. I'm so proud of him

1833
01:40:58,160 --> 01:41:00,880
Speaker 1: for doing that. Um, are you hearing some good stories?

1834
01:41:01,280 --> 01:41:03,200
Speaker 1: Like the guy that went to checkers and gave it

1835
01:41:03,360 --> 01:41:05,599
Speaker 1: gave out ten thousand dollars to each of those employees.

1836
01:41:05,720 --> 01:41:07,519
Speaker 1: Can you imagine if you called in sick at checkers

1837
01:41:07,560 --> 01:41:12,040
Speaker 1: that day? It's like, what right? You're so mad? My

1838
01:41:12,240 --> 01:41:16,479
Speaker 1: day off at checkers? I wasn't there for my shift. Hey,

1839
01:41:16,560 --> 01:41:18,680
Speaker 1: do we have time to play Daniel's favorite song? Are

1840
01:41:18,680 --> 01:41:21,880
Speaker 1: you running late? Here? Okay? On time? You play it

1841
01:41:22,000 --> 01:41:25,800
Speaker 1: right now? We're good. Uh? You requested at Danielle, and

1842
01:41:25,920 --> 01:41:27,400
Speaker 1: you know what, we never get to make request on

1843
01:41:27,479 --> 01:41:29,840
Speaker 1: our own show. You want to hear bigger love? Oh yeah,

1844
01:41:29,880 --> 01:41:32,200
Speaker 1: for my new John Legend. Please thank John Legend. Here

1845
01:41:32,280 --> 01:41:34,280
Speaker 1: we go. This is for Danielle, just for you, Dan.

1846
01:41:39,000 --> 01:41:42,479
Speaker 1: I don't want to think about nothing, just watching commute

1847
01:41:42,600 --> 01:41:49,200
Speaker 1: dance and you're at the beginning of something and then

1848
01:41:49,640 --> 01:41:52,679
Speaker 1: in the end, I don't want to do it's just falling.

1849
01:41:53,120 --> 01:41:59,120
Speaker 1: I don't want to think about nothing. Everybody got so

1850
01:41:59,360 --> 01:42:03,320
Speaker 1: much he every time we plush shot away every day

1851
01:42:03,360 --> 01:42:16,240
Speaker 1: a new reason mistake because we gotta be okad, we

1852
01:42:16,439 --> 01:42:23,640
Speaker 1: ain't gonnas with all can stop this, No, I can

1853
01:42:23,800 --> 01:42:31,360
Speaker 1: time us. We gotta be good. I don't want to

1854
01:42:31,400 --> 01:42:35,920
Speaker 1: think about nothing. The worn't feels like it's crumbling every day,

1855
01:42:36,000 --> 01:42:41,880
Speaker 1: another new song thing, But in the ain't in the end,

1856
01:42:42,920 --> 01:42:45,479
Speaker 1: I can't nobody do us and I just want to

1857
01:42:45,560 --> 01:42:54,599
Speaker 1: think about loving. Because we gotta be one over again.

1858
01:42:58,560 --> 01:43:02,400
Speaker 1: We gotta want to wait. He ain't gonna place. Let

1859
01:43:02,479 --> 01:43:17,800
Speaker 1: all start no oncon times. We gotta be. You gotta

1860
01:43:17,920 --> 01:43:27,240
Speaker 1: bigger loan won't ever give it all. No, we gotta

1861
01:43:27,320 --> 01:43:30,439
Speaker 1: one way, tick a long. We ain't gonna no place.

1862
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Speaker 1: But though nothing can stove the us, no one can timers. Oh,

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Speaker 1: No one coon timers because we gotta bigger, got a

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Speaker 1: star Nelvis Elvis Duran, God, what is it with these people?

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Speaker 1: Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. Hey guys, this commutabio.

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Speaker 1: I know things are crazy right now. Let's try to

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Speaker 1: keep staying calm, keep practicing your social distancing, staying home

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Speaker 1: and staying healthy. Together, we'll get through this and we'll

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Speaker 1: come out stronger and better. Let's take care of each other.

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Speaker 1: Love you, guys, Elvis Duran in the Morning show. Very

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Speaker 1: very good advice looking out for each other. I think

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Speaker 1: that's so important. Hey, um, I'm looking at the clock going,

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Speaker 1: oh my god, we have an hour left. Oh no,

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Speaker 1: we don't. We've got two hours. We have the Bonus

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Speaker 1: Hour coming up at ten o'clock East Coast. If you

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Speaker 1: want to listen to us, it's only on Z one

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Speaker 1: on channel twelve on Serious XM. Listen to us there.

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Speaker 1: As far as reading goes, are you guys reading any books?

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Speaker 1: Are you doing some Audible? Yeah? I am doing an

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Speaker 1: old favorite of mine. It came out over twenty five

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Speaker 1: years ago called The Artist's Way. Did you ever read

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Speaker 1: this when it came out? No? What is that? It's

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Speaker 1: a spiritual path to higher creativity? It truly it was

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Speaker 1: mind changing and life changing back when I read it.

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Speaker 1: So now I have the Audible, I'm gonna hit it today.

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Speaker 1: You know what Audible's doing something really could really cool

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Speaker 1: more people on, we'll give them to you. We appreciate it.

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Speaker 1: But again for kids, stories dot audible dot com, it's

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Speaker 1: totally free. Stories dot audible dot com. Uh gosh, I

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01:46:25,640 --> 01:46:28,679
Speaker 1: don't know. I feel the need to fry some chicken today.

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Speaker 1: Who's with me? Yes? Do you can figure out how

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Speaker 1: to make a good fried chicken? Pass that recipe on?

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Speaker 1: Because I fail at fried chicken so badly too, so

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Speaker 1: I want to know how you do it. I hear

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Speaker 1: the temperature of the oil is the most important thing,

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Speaker 1: and I don't have an oil thermometer, so I'm gonna

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01:46:46,439 --> 01:46:54,679
Speaker 1: you know, I'm gonna. I'm gonna try to figure it out. Yes, yeah, okay,

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Speaker 1: we're good. Just someone just motioned to me, who yes, scary. Yes.

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Speaker 1: You know, if you want a slightly healthier version of

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Speaker 1: the fried chicken, you could do it with blanched almond flour.

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Speaker 1: I don't want ally here, I hear, okay, free and

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Speaker 1: oil instead of no. No, no, If you're healthier, what's that, Danielle.

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Speaker 1: If you make fried chicken, you make fried chicken, you

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Speaker 1: make almond I'm not gonna Okay, listen, don't get mad

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Speaker 1: at me. If you want to fly fry it in

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Speaker 1: your almond whatever, great, good for you. I want no, no,

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Speaker 1: enjoy it. I will be frying my fried to chicken

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Speaker 1: in oil in an air fryer. I'm not gonna put it.

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Speaker 1: I'm not gonna Someone said you should do the oven

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Speaker 1: baked fried chicken. No, I'm gonna fried chicken. And if

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01:47:45,760 --> 01:47:47,840
Speaker 1: stop telling me to not fry my chicken. If I

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01:47:47,920 --> 01:47:50,200
Speaker 1: want to fried chicken, I'm about to go off. If

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01:47:50,200 --> 01:47:52,040
Speaker 1: I want to fry my chicken, I'm gonna fry my chicken.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna fried an oil. I'm gonna do it that way.

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Speaker 1: That's the way I want to do it. My chicken,

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Speaker 1: I lost my scary back by you. You cannot talk,

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Speaker 1: you have I oh my gosh, I don't even want to.

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Speaker 1: I'm not even I'm just gonna shut up. I'm shutting up.

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Speaker 1: I'll be frying my chicken and peanut oil today over that.

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01:48:14,120 --> 01:48:16,760
Speaker 1: You make it a face because I was taught to

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01:48:16,840 --> 01:48:19,519
Speaker 1: only use coconut oil, olive oil, and saff flower oil.

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01:48:19,560 --> 01:48:23,920
Speaker 1: And that's by who You read somewhere that that's the

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01:48:24,000 --> 01:48:25,800
Speaker 1: boogie thing to do, So that's why you do it.

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01:48:25,960 --> 01:48:30,560
Speaker 1: We almost turkey peanut oil last week and it tasted phenomenal,

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01:48:30,640 --> 01:48:33,600
Speaker 1: so you usually did no, no, froggy, did you do

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01:48:33,720 --> 01:48:38,320
Speaker 1: that in the air friar because it's healthier? No indoor

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01:48:38,400 --> 01:48:41,760
Speaker 1: turkey friar. The crap that you shove in your pie

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01:48:41,840 --> 01:48:44,120
Speaker 1: hole every single day. You think it was made the

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01:48:44,160 --> 01:48:52,719
Speaker 1: way you think you please whatever, it's okay, okay, balance this, Okay,

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01:48:54,520 --> 01:49:00,840
Speaker 1: you balance process meat alone. Oh okay, here here's my thing.

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01:49:01,120 --> 01:49:02,839
Speaker 1: You know, I just a friend of mine just posted

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01:49:02,880 --> 01:49:04,360
Speaker 1: something and I want to read it out loud. It's

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01:49:04,360 --> 01:49:06,080
Speaker 1: gonna take me a second to find it. So talk

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01:49:06,120 --> 01:49:09,120
Speaker 1: amongst yourselves about letting people do what they want to do.

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01:49:10,000 --> 01:49:12,760
Speaker 1: You know what, as long as it's not hurting you. No, look,

1953
01:49:12,960 --> 01:49:15,960
Speaker 1: if it's harming other people, know you shouldn't be doing that.

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01:49:17,160 --> 01:49:19,720
Speaker 1: That you should soak it in buttermilk for a few hours. First.

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01:49:20,040 --> 01:49:23,760
Speaker 1: Oh no, it's already soaking. It's soaking in buttermilk right now. Yes,

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Speaker 1: Oh is it? It is absolutely scary. If you're making

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01:49:28,600 --> 01:49:32,600
Speaker 1: fried chicken, you're not trying to be healthy. I I

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01:49:32,720 --> 01:49:36,280
Speaker 1: just I got to cut corners somehow. You know, I

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01:49:36,360 --> 01:49:41,080
Speaker 1: want to do something right if you want and don't angry.

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01:49:42,479 --> 01:49:45,080
Speaker 1: If you want to do that, do that. If you

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01:49:45,160 --> 01:49:47,280
Speaker 1: want to not if you want to cut corners, don't

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01:49:47,360 --> 01:49:51,160
Speaker 1: make fried chicken, make baked chicken, right, don't if fried

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01:49:51,240 --> 01:49:55,280
Speaker 1: chicken fried chicken. He says that, do not drain it

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Speaker 1: on paper. Drain it on a rack so that therefore

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Speaker 1: doesn't get soggy. I great, cool, I'm gonna take that advice. No,

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Speaker 1: I have a I have a rack from my chicken. Okay. So,

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Speaker 1: Brian Sims is a politician from Pensylan. Listen, here's what

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Speaker 1: he says. Listen to what he says. I love this advice.

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Speaker 1: My choice is what I choose to do, And if

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Speaker 1: I'm causing no harm, it shouldn't bother you. Your choice

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Speaker 1: is who what you choose to do, and who you

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Speaker 1: choose to be. If you're causing no harm, then you're

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Speaker 1: all right with me? Right how you like that? That's good.

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01:50:27,960 --> 01:50:31,000
Speaker 1: So if you're gonna be out doing something that's turning

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Speaker 1: other people, then I have a problem with him, and

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Speaker 1: I may say something. Sorry, I'm gonna butt in. But

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Speaker 1: if if you want to fry your chicken in the

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Speaker 1: air fryer, go ahead, don't tell me to doze Gary,

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Speaker 1: I apologize for your fujie bougie. You do that chicken.

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Speaker 1: I am going to be if Elvis's chicken, I'm sure

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Speaker 1: it's gonna be flavorable. It may may be awful. I

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01:50:56,240 --> 01:50:59,160
Speaker 1: like Garrett, of course, who has to eat gluten free?

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01:50:59,200 --> 01:51:02,560
Speaker 1: He's like, use gluten free breadcrumbs. No, I don't have.

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01:51:02,840 --> 01:51:07,720
Speaker 1: I'm not gluten free. Eat your fried chicken, fried and

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01:51:07,840 --> 01:51:11,160
Speaker 1: peanut oil with all the gluten on top, and do

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01:51:11,200 --> 01:51:13,479
Speaker 1: whatever you want to do. I want to drink a

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Speaker 1: health class of gluten. You know what, when you're done

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01:51:16,640 --> 01:51:18,800
Speaker 1: frying the chicken, if you want to drink the oil

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01:51:19,160 --> 01:51:21,240
Speaker 1: you fried it in the fight ahead and do that.

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Speaker 1: Come on, come on, where's Janette on line twenty four?

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Speaker 1: This is all the more reason I need to go

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Speaker 1: back in. I need to go watch the art read

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01:51:32,200 --> 01:51:34,360
Speaker 1: the artist's way again because I need to go to

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Speaker 1: a higher plane. Hello, Jeanette, welcome to our show. How

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01:51:38,160 --> 01:51:41,639
Speaker 1: are you doing today? How's your quarantine hitting? Yeah? Oh

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01:51:41,960 --> 01:51:47,080
Speaker 1: it's been hard. How are you all? I'm doing very well. Blast.

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Speaker 1: We are all so blast and so thankful for everyone

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Speaker 1: who's taking care of us and taking care of business.

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Speaker 1: And we're so blast to have each other, even when

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Speaker 1: they don't like the way our fried chicken. How about you, Jeanette?

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01:51:57,560 --> 01:52:00,920
Speaker 1: Do you fried chicken? I do chicken, and I use

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01:52:01,040 --> 01:52:07,240
Speaker 1: this Korean style fried chicken recipe. Oh yeah, So the

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01:52:07,400 --> 01:52:10,880
Speaker 1: secret to getting the chicken really crispy is to use

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01:52:11,080 --> 01:52:15,120
Speaker 1: rice flour in the batter. So you make your batter, yes,

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01:52:15,320 --> 01:52:19,519
Speaker 1: rice flower So you make the batter with flour, salt, pepper,

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01:52:19,840 --> 01:52:22,080
Speaker 1: any seasoning that you want to use, but make sure

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01:52:22,160 --> 01:52:24,120
Speaker 1: to put some rice flour in it, and when you

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01:52:24,240 --> 01:52:27,719
Speaker 1: fry it, it comes out extra crispy. Well, I'm glad

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01:52:27,720 --> 01:52:29,439
Speaker 1: you brought that up, because I just remembered I have

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Speaker 1: a tub of rice flour. I don't have rice flower.

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01:52:34,600 --> 01:52:37,479
Speaker 1: Where do you get rice flour? You get far from

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Speaker 1: the Asian market. Okay, I'm gonna run down of the

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Speaker 1: Asian market. I'll be right back. I know, I know

2014
01:52:43,280 --> 01:52:45,280
Speaker 1: why to try and try Amazon it'll send it to

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Speaker 1: you in ten days or I never heard it. I've

2016
01:52:49,720 --> 01:52:54,040
Speaker 1: heard of today. It's KFC. I'm gonna go ahead and

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01:52:54,280 --> 01:52:55,960
Speaker 1: eat my stuff today. But I'm gonna get some rice

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Speaker 1: flower and I and I love the fact that you're

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01:52:57,600 --> 01:53:00,400
Speaker 1: helping me out. I'm gonna try it. So thank you

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01:53:00,520 --> 01:53:03,800
Speaker 1: and thank you so much for keeping us entertained and

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Speaker 1: happy during this uh pandemic. It's it's been hard, but look,

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01:53:09,560 --> 01:53:11,120
Speaker 1: you know what, we're gonna get through this, okay. Just

2023
01:53:11,560 --> 01:53:13,920
Speaker 1: just be fair to yourself, be good to yourself, be

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01:53:14,000 --> 01:53:15,800
Speaker 1: good to other people, and we'll get through this. And

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Speaker 1: I appreciate your phone call so much. Thank you very much, Jeanette,

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Speaker 1: Thank you very much. Love you guys, Love you. What

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Speaker 1: did Alex just delivered me a plate of something? What

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01:53:24,160 --> 01:53:25,720
Speaker 1: did you do in the kitchen? You don't do the

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01:53:25,800 --> 01:53:28,599
Speaker 1: things in the kitchen. Well, I tempted to cook breakfast,

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Speaker 1: so well I did roasted potatoes, I sortade some onions,

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Speaker 1: I did some sausage, some egg cheese. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: this is great. I didn't know you knew it all

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Speaker 1: cook me. Oh this is the safety It says do

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01:53:47,280 --> 01:53:49,439
Speaker 1: not fried chicken and olive oil has a very little

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01:53:49,439 --> 01:53:52,040
Speaker 1: flash point and it will explode. Yes, yeah, I'm not. No,

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Speaker 1: I wouldn't. I would never ever fried fried chicken and

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Speaker 1: olive oil. How is it? This is great? Really, it's

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01:53:57,600 --> 01:54:03,280
Speaker 1: very good. You roasted potatoes, roasted potato, cirtad onions, egg cheese,

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01:54:03,560 --> 01:54:10,720
Speaker 1: and sausage. Sounds delicious. Go fry me some chicken. All right?

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01:54:13,960 --> 01:54:16,920
Speaker 1: I love you? Is all right? Thank you? Go back

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01:54:17,000 --> 01:54:18,360
Speaker 1: up and make something else. What are you gonna make? Now?

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01:54:19,439 --> 01:54:22,920
Speaker 1: It was something? Anyway? Does your guy ever surprise you

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01:54:23,040 --> 01:54:27,560
Speaker 1: with with roasted potatoes and eggs? This is pretty man? Yeah, policious.

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Speaker 1: All right, let's get into the three things we need

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Speaker 1: to know. I'm sorry that I went on, but I

2046
01:54:33,560 --> 01:54:34,960
Speaker 1: just want to. I just want to fried chicken the

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01:54:35,000 --> 01:54:40,760
Speaker 1: old fashioned fried chicken way you should. I gotta say

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01:54:40,920 --> 01:54:42,960
Speaker 1: thank you because all these recipes are not coming in.

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01:54:43,040 --> 01:54:45,240
Speaker 1: I want to try all of them. As a result

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01:54:45,280 --> 01:54:48,720
Speaker 1: of this conversation, Okay, see see it's all for good,

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01:54:48,760 --> 01:54:50,280
Speaker 1: all right. The three things we need to know from

2052
01:54:50,320 --> 01:54:53,040
Speaker 1: the one and only Gandhi. What's going on, Gandhi? Well,

2053
01:54:53,080 --> 01:54:55,440
Speaker 1: some really sad news coming out of Canada. A gunman

2054
01:54:55,480 --> 01:54:58,000
Speaker 1: disguised as a police officer shot people in their homes

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Speaker 1: and set fires in a rampage cross Nova, Scotia that

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01:55:01,200 --> 01:55:04,200
Speaker 1: killed sixteen people. That makes it the deadliest attack in

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01:55:04,240 --> 01:55:07,840
Speaker 1: the nation's history. The assault began late Saturday, and authorities

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01:55:07,920 --> 01:55:10,840
Speaker 1: believe the shooter may have targeted the first victims, then

2059
01:55:10,960 --> 01:55:14,480
Speaker 1: began attacking randomly. On top of dressing like a police officer,

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Speaker 1: the shooter allegedly made his car look like a Royal

2061
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Speaker 1: Canadian Mounted Police cruiser as well. And now let's talk

2062
01:55:20,440 --> 01:55:23,040
Speaker 1: about some good stuff. Shake Shack is doing something really cool.

2063
01:55:23,080 --> 01:55:25,400
Speaker 1: The company is giving back the ten million dollars that

2064
01:55:25,520 --> 01:55:28,200
Speaker 1: got from the coronavirus stimulus package. It was one of

2065
01:55:28,320 --> 01:55:30,680
Speaker 1: several large chains that got a chunk of the three

2066
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Speaker 1: hundred and forty nine billion dollars aimed at helping small businesses.

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Speaker 1: So they said, since the funding has dried up, Shake

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Speaker 1: shake Shack is going to give all of it back

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Speaker 1: so that smaller restaurants who really need it can use it.

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Speaker 1: And we talked about this. I know that's so great

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Speaker 1: of shake Shack and we love them too. Really is Yeah,

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Speaker 1: today is for twenty That's the annual celebration of all

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Speaker 1: things we'd related. Lots of festivals have been canceled, but

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Speaker 1: all of your favorite celebrities are still doing their smokeouts online.

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Speaker 1: You can find Snoop Dogg, was Kalipha, Cypersell, Willie Nelson,

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Speaker 1: Billy Ray Cyrus plus Chelsea Handler is going to be

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Speaker 1: holding a get Good at Weed workshop, while Too Short

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Speaker 1: is trying to set a goal of assembling the largest

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Speaker 1: group ever to smoke together online. So if you want

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Speaker 1: to be part of that, go find Too Short tonight

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Speaker 1: on Instagram. And those are your three things. Thank Did

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Speaker 1: you see what Snoop Dogg posted on his Instagram last night?

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Speaker 1: He was picture of himself and it said it's four

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Speaker 1: twenty Eve. Be sure to leave out cookies and milk

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Speaker 1: for Snoop Dogg. Nita here the munchies. Thank you, guys.

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Speaker 1: Let's take a break. We'll be back around for what's happened?

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Speaker 1: Demi Lavan Okay, this is Alicia Keys. It's Camila Sabeo

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Speaker 1: with Elvis Duran Elvis Duran in the morning showing hey guys,

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Speaker 1: it's froggy. We all know bedtime can be a battle

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Speaker 1: for both you and your kids. For instance, my son

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Speaker 1: used to struggle to fall asleep. Well, fortunately we discovered

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Speaker 1: find Pears's Kids in stores near you. Elvis, Elvis Duran,

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Speaker 1: the Elvis durand phone tap all right, and ye know

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Speaker 1: what's it all about? All right? And that emailed us

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Speaker 1: and wanted us to phone tap her husband, Ralph, he

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Speaker 1: owns Colombo's Market, and she wants us to call him

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Speaker 1: and complain about the food. And he takes a lot

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Speaker 1: of pride in his Ralfie Boy Special, So we're gonna

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Speaker 1: tell him it stinks. Here we go. Hi, this is

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Speaker 1: Ralph speaking. I'm gonna help you. Yeah, Hi, Ralph, this

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Speaker 1: is Michelle. I was in there the other day and

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01:57:21,880 --> 01:57:25,680
Speaker 1: I ordered your Ralfie Boy Special and the pursute tastes

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01:57:25,720 --> 01:57:28,320
Speaker 1: like crap because it tasted like you got it out

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Speaker 1: of the garbage dump. He serious, Yeah, I'm serious. Ware,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna call you and lie to you. No, I

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Speaker 1: just never had a complaint about my brachutte that costs

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Speaker 1: me eleven ninety five a pound. So it's hard to

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Speaker 1: believe that brautte di palma would taste like like you're

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Speaker 1: saying it does. I don't care what it costs. You

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01:57:43,440 --> 01:57:45,320
Speaker 1: would cost me a stomach ache. I have to tell you,

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Speaker 1: I haven't had one complaint about a ralfie. Boy. If

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Speaker 1: you come in, I'm making anything you want on the house. Well,

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Speaker 1: if you wait, would you try it again? Excuse me?

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01:57:52,760 --> 01:57:55,920
Speaker 1: If you ate, would you try it again? Well, first

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Speaker 1: of all, I would never cast someplace and to them

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Speaker 1: that they made. Well, I'm sorry, but I'm being honest

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Speaker 1: with you. I just got to call you up. And

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Speaker 1: I never had such crap food before. Well, I have

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Speaker 1: to I apologize, But I have to tell you I've

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01:58:07,680 --> 01:58:10,440
Speaker 1: never had one complaint about that sandwich. Well, I had

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Speaker 1: to take two days off work because my stomach herts

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01:58:12,520 --> 01:58:15,400
Speaker 1: so bad, you know, and it's it's a big piece

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01:58:15,400 --> 01:58:17,480
Speaker 1: of brisote. Other people are eating it. Nobody's called me

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01:58:17,520 --> 01:58:19,800
Speaker 1: to say that they've gotten sick. You're working in such

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01:58:19,800 --> 01:58:21,760
Speaker 1: a dump anyway. Maybe you don't take care of the

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01:58:21,800 --> 01:58:24,080
Speaker 1: food and the place, and I'm sorry. Now now I

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Speaker 1: have to Now I have to take offense because I

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01:58:26,120 --> 01:58:28,480
Speaker 1: feed a lot of people here every day, and nobody

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01:58:28,520 --> 01:58:30,880
Speaker 1: calls me and says that my food except for you.

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01:58:31,120 --> 01:58:34,960
Speaker 1: You definitely got a bad Purshoot. Well, Michelle had been

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Speaker 1: eating all week. I'm not sicker. I'm never eating in

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Speaker 1: your piece of place again. You know you want to

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01:58:39,720 --> 01:58:41,600
Speaker 1: call this a piece of place, but I'm telling you,

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01:58:41,680 --> 01:58:43,760
Speaker 1: nobody's called me to tell me anything. Don't get smart

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Speaker 1: with me. I feel like you're getting smart with me. No,

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Speaker 1: I'm just telling you how it is. I'm just being honest.

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01:58:50,760 --> 01:58:53,480
Speaker 1: Now you pissed me off. Oh please, right now, you

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01:58:53,600 --> 01:58:55,480
Speaker 1: pissed me off. I want to make this right for you.

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01:58:55,560 --> 01:58:57,560
Speaker 1: If you want to make it right, fine, Otherwise, don't

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01:58:57,600 --> 01:58:59,400
Speaker 1: come here and eat no more. I ain't coming in

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Speaker 1: any good Colombo's Market Ralph speaking, Yeah, Ralph, what the hell?

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Speaker 1: You can't talk to me like a man, to talk

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01:59:08,040 --> 01:59:09,800
Speaker 1: to you like a man. You're yelling at make You're

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01:59:09,920 --> 01:59:12,320
Speaker 1: yelling at me, and I'm telling you that my food

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01:59:12,440 --> 01:59:14,640
Speaker 1: is good. I don't get nobody sick, so I don't

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01:59:14,680 --> 01:59:17,000
Speaker 1: know where you what you ate with your bridshot sandwich

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01:59:17,360 --> 01:59:19,200
Speaker 1: or what else you did? You know, And I'm not

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01:59:19,280 --> 01:59:20,840
Speaker 1: trying to be nasty. I was trying to be nice

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01:59:20,840 --> 01:59:23,360
Speaker 1: to you. You call my business a piece, and that's

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01:59:23,400 --> 01:59:25,200
Speaker 1: not right. I wouldn't do that no matter what you

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01:59:25,320 --> 01:59:27,000
Speaker 1: did to me. I have a woman that comes in

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01:59:27,120 --> 01:59:28,880
Speaker 1: every day and eat that sandwich, and when she comes

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01:59:28,920 --> 01:59:30,879
Speaker 1: in today, I'm gonna ask her how it was yesterday.

2155
01:59:31,040 --> 01:59:33,720
Speaker 1: Maybe she's gotta like a death wish or something. Maybe

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01:59:33,760 --> 01:59:36,440
Speaker 1: you do okay, because if I and if I had

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01:59:36,480 --> 01:59:38,880
Speaker 1: a complaint about someplace, I would go there and I

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01:59:38,920 --> 01:59:41,680
Speaker 1: would allow that person the opportunity to make it right

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01:59:41,760 --> 01:59:43,760
Speaker 1: for me. If I go there, I want to smacking

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Speaker 1: me in the face. I wish you would come here

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01:59:45,360 --> 01:59:47,680
Speaker 1: and smacked me in the face. I really wish you would.

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01:59:47,800 --> 01:59:49,560
Speaker 1: Oh please, what were you going to hit me back? No,

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01:59:49,680 --> 01:59:51,400
Speaker 1: I'm gonna stand there with my hands behind my back

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01:59:51,440 --> 01:59:53,920
Speaker 1: and watch watch all the other people watch you make

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Speaker 1: a fool of yourself. I get it. I got a

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Speaker 1: sparkly inspection from the health department. They check all my food.

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Speaker 1: Everything I have here is good. Maybe you pay them off.

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Speaker 1: Maybe maybe you know I don't have time for your

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Speaker 1: miss bursuts. Wait thirty five pounds. You didn't eat thirty

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Speaker 1: five pounds of bisut, So somebody else ate that bursute

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Speaker 1: and didn't get sick. And the mutz? How do I

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Speaker 1: know the first mutz wasn't crap because I make it

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Speaker 1: every day by hand. Your hands are so great that

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Speaker 1: they make good munch. You don't want, sweetie, don't call

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Speaker 1: me back anymore, because we're gonna just keep hanging up

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Speaker 1: on you. Hey what you're goofy? All right? I'm goofy

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Speaker 1: and your Cinderella, Yeah I am. Who is the goofy

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Speaker 1: looking person that works in the store with you? That lady,

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Speaker 1: you really got a lot of bulls staying out on

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Speaker 1: the phone. I really wish you'd come in and say

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Speaker 1: it in person. Well, what are you gonna do? You're

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Speaker 1: gonna hit a girl? I just want to see who

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02:00:41,360 --> 02:00:44,200
Speaker 1: this joke is. That's clocking, like the jerk is talking.

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Speaker 1: That's you. All right, listen, have a nice day, Okay.

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Speaker 1: I just tasted the burjute to make sure that I

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Speaker 1: didn't get sick. Ah ha ho, Now you're being as

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02:00:51,320 --> 02:00:53,880
Speaker 1: smart as oh I did. I came up here, I

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02:00:53,920 --> 02:00:56,440
Speaker 1: tasted the bijut and the Mutchard out and they're both fine.

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02:00:56,680 --> 02:00:58,600
Speaker 1: Uh huh, well they taste fine. But wait till you're

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Speaker 1: in the bathroom later on. Why don't you come here?

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02:01:00,600 --> 02:01:02,960
Speaker 1: You can watch me go. You make chicken palm? What

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02:01:03,480 --> 02:01:06,360
Speaker 1: you make chicken palm? Yeah, because Elvis Durand in the

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02:01:06,440 --> 02:01:08,800
Speaker 1: Morning Show would really love some chicken palm, and that

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02:01:09,120 --> 02:01:11,880
Speaker 1: you will have somebody do this kill you. I gotta

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Speaker 1: take freaking viag with it. I mean zan x for this.

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Speaker 1: Now you said this, I'm gonna kill my wife. Now

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Speaker 1: you've just been phone taft o. Jesus Christ, I'm taking

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Speaker 1: like a leafful ben. She phone tapped me. This is

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Speaker 1: Danielle Monaro. Are you married? Yes? I am. He's not

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Speaker 1: gonna be a looking for new wife theft today. This

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Speaker 1: phone tap was prerecorded we permission granted by All Party Space.

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Speaker 1: See Elvis Duran felon tad on Elvis Durand in the

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Speaker 1: Morning Show. Flattening the curve. Flatten Elvis Duran in the

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Speaker 1: Morning Show. Flatten your own curve. I'm done, I'm killing

2205
02:01:55,040 --> 02:01:57,440
Speaker 1: tired of it. No, we need to flatten the curve. No, no, no,

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02:01:57,560 --> 02:01:59,280
Speaker 1: you know it's really funny. We've heard the same messages

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Speaker 1: since the very big the pandemic. We've got to flatten

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02:02:01,440 --> 02:02:03,440
Speaker 1: the curve, right, and we've got to wash our hands,

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Speaker 1: don't touch your face. And the thing is, we are

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Speaker 1: such critters of no focus whatsoever, and we get over

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02:02:12,280 --> 02:02:17,360
Speaker 1: things so quickly. We have no concentration going on, like

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02:02:17,560 --> 02:02:21,400
Speaker 1: right now as I'm trying to form words. The thing is,

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02:02:21,480 --> 02:02:23,520
Speaker 1: we have to be reminded. We have to flatten the curve.

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Speaker 1: We've got to wash our hands. And the other day

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02:02:26,160 --> 02:02:28,360
Speaker 1: I realized I hadn't washed my hands nearly as much

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02:02:28,360 --> 02:02:31,120
Speaker 1: as I used to, so I had to remind myself,

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Speaker 1: wash your hands, Elvis. Are you guys forgetting to wash

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Speaker 1: your hands a little sometimes? No, So I'm not forgetting

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Speaker 1: to wash my hands. But I am getting a little

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Speaker 1: bit nervous because as the numbers get better, which is

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Speaker 1: a great thing, I do think people are going to

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Speaker 1: start going out more and not washing their hands more

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Speaker 1: and getting closer to people when they're out. So yeah,

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Speaker 1: don't do that, wash your hands, stay inside, Come on,

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Speaker 1: be boring for a little while longer and you'll you'll live.

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Speaker 1: You'll live to thank us. We do have the bone

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Speaker 1: Us Hour coming up in about twenty minutes on Z

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Speaker 1: one hundred in New York and I hope you join us.

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Speaker 1: We need a song to kick it off with. If

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Speaker 1: you want to text me a song to something fun,

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Speaker 1: something we don't play a lot. Text me at fifty

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Speaker 1: five one hundred right now. We'll take a break back

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Speaker 1: after this. This is Elvis gran in the Morning Show.

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