Speaker 1: Hello, hello, hello, hello. Okay, well I have an update.
Speaker 2: Oh an update.
Speaker 1: Yes, the fans have come out and they have opinions
Speaker 1: about Jana Sweeten and Janice Sweeten's notes.
Speaker 2: Oh no, they really?
Speaker 1: Who read some of Janis's notes about our podcast?
Speaker 2: Got it? So basically, our fans are starting a beef
Speaker 2: with my mom? Is that what's happening?
Speaker 1: I just needed no, no, no, no, I'm starting to
Speaker 1: beef quite the opposite, my friend. Let me have a
Speaker 1: few comments about the legendary Janis.
Speaker 2: Basically she needs to be a permanent host. Okay, okay,
Speaker 2: so okay.
Speaker 1: Chelsea at Chelsea Leah eighty seven says, okay, so when
Speaker 1: are we getting a Janis Sweeten podcast? Just giving notes
Speaker 1: on the HRT podcast?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, hilarious.
Speaker 1: And then Stacy Pierce Florida says, if Jana Sweeton had
Speaker 1: her own spinoff podcast where she discusses every episode of
Speaker 1: How Rude, I would definitely listen.
Speaker 2: To that too. Oh my god, I'm gonna have to
Speaker 2: let people. My mom will be thrilled that people that
Speaker 2: people want to listen to her notes.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, oh, a whole podcast of just Janice's notes.
Speaker 2: I'll be like guess what, Mom, you have a whole
Speaker 2: audience now to give your notes too. Do you let
Speaker 2: them know?
Speaker 1: I love this. She's her own fan club. I mean
Speaker 1: she's legendary.
Speaker 2: I mean she's she's kind of legendary at this point.
Speaker 2: She is Janie sweeton Is.
Speaker 1: I just love your mom. I love your mom.
Speaker 2: I do too. I love my mom, and you know what,
Speaker 2: I love I love her more the older I get,
Speaker 2: and like, the better relate, you know what I mean,
Speaker 2: the better relationship that you get with your mom is
Speaker 2: you're like, oh wait, I can I just can be
Speaker 2: me and she can be her and we get you know,
Speaker 2: it's just great. Yeah, she's hilarious, so great.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, so thank you, Janis.
Speaker 2: By the time you get to this episode, your fan
Speaker 2: club will have a president and a vice president. Right.
Speaker 2: But yeah, well, by the time she gets to this episode,
Speaker 2: she's gonna have her own podcast and just be killing
Speaker 2: our numbers. I mean, no one's anymore. They're just gonna
Speaker 2: listen to Jana Sweeten's notes. I Hurt Radio will be
Speaker 2: reaching out to her, yes, exactly, this episode airs, I'm
Speaker 2: gonna you know what, I'll produce this. I I'll take
Speaker 2: a cut you know Jana sweet love it. There's demand
Speaker 2: for Jana Sweeten podcasts.
Speaker 1: Charlie. Sorry, I'm I'm dog sitting for Charlie.
Speaker 2: What I'm like, I don't know. I've known you thirty
Speaker 2: some odd years and there's never been a Charlie and
Speaker 2: your family. What happened?
Speaker 1: No, I'm dog sitting Charlie who is my ex husband's
Speaker 1: dog because they're on vacation. So Charlie's here.
Speaker 2: And he's you know, well, what kind of dog is Charlie.
Speaker 1: He's a little cocker and he's so I wish I
Speaker 1: could get him to come over here, but he's a fanel.
Speaker 2: Can you say the whole thing, because when you say
Speaker 2: he's a little cocker, I'm I'm sorry. Come on, I
Speaker 2: need the whole cocker spaniel. Thank you. He's that we
Speaker 2: don't need. It's not a personal indictment on him, you
Speaker 2: know what I mean. We don't need to discuss that.
Speaker 1: It's not a judgment.
Speaker 2: No, he's not a judgment. He's a little cocker spaniel.
Speaker 1: He's a little cocker spaniel. Okay, he's I don't know
Speaker 1: what he's barking at right now, Charlie. I'm so sorry.
Speaker 2: He's barking at the fact that you call him a
Speaker 2: little cocker. He's like, I have some thoughts about this.
Speaker 2: That's I don't call meet him.
Speaker 1: I've upset him. So apology.
Speaker 2: Well, here's the good thing. I didn't hear Charlie. I
Speaker 2: just heard you yelling at Charley. So yeah, it was
Speaker 2: it was a sudden outburst that I wasn't expecting. So
Speaker 2: I think Charlie's fine. No one's hearing him.
Speaker 1: Hopefully whatever squirrel or whatever he's barking at goes away
Speaker 1: soon because I can't see. I can't see what he's
Speaker 1: barking at. So okay, well, we have part of our
Speaker 1: studio audience, right, yeah, exactly, he's giving us.
Speaker 2: He's giving us. Not well, he's gonna he and my
Speaker 2: mom are gonna have a podcast soon Janice Sweeten and
Speaker 2: the Little Copper, that's what. So it's gonna be Oh boy, yep,
Speaker 2: my mom's in for it tonight. I'm just saying she's
Speaker 2: gonna she does not know what she's in for at
Speaker 2: this show that she's coming to tonight. We're only four
Speaker 2: minutes into this podcast today.
Speaker 1: It's already off the.
Speaker 2: Rail, off gone. There aren't even rails it's it's we're
Speaker 2: just free flowing. Yeah, you're the one that's insulting your
Speaker 2: ex husband's day, you know, poor guy.
Speaker 1: All right, now, I'm warm. I gotta get my money.
Speaker 2: I did. I did? I laugh you into a hot flash.
Speaker 2: You laughed me right into a hot flush, A little flush.
Speaker 1: Anyways, how are you, Jodie Sweeten?
Speaker 2: You know, I'm fine. I don't have any dogs here'
Speaker 2: My dog's great. Your dog? How's Holly?
Speaker 1: Holly's doing good. She's putting up with with She's putting
Speaker 1: up with a little cocker just fine, got it?
Speaker 2: It got along? Well? Okay, Well, I mean she's probably
Speaker 2: is she can she even see? Yeah, I was gonna say,
Speaker 2: she's like she didn't even care that he's barking, Yeah.
Speaker 1: And barking, So she's totally not even triggered by him
Speaker 1: at all. So yeah, No, she's doing She's doing great.
Speaker 1: She's she's seventeen. She has a little ivy pole that
Speaker 1: I carry around because I give her a little ivy
Speaker 1: fluids subcutaneous fluids every other day to her kidney disease.
Speaker 2: I couldn't do it.
Speaker 1: The first few times were difficult because sometimes I stick.
Speaker 1: Sometimes you have to like tint the skin. Oh god,
Speaker 1: sometimes that poke it all the way through this fluid.
Speaker 2: I'm literally going to puke on my microphone. I can't,
Speaker 2: I am.
Speaker 1: Are you afraid of needles?
Speaker 2: Yo? Oh you are?
Speaker 1: Wow that was a visceral. Okay, Oh I apologize. I
Speaker 1: didn't know you had the needles.
Speaker 2: Blood draw I used to not even be able to
Speaker 2: say ivy without completely like burst breaking out in a
Speaker 2: sweat and freaking out.
Speaker 1: Yeah really I didn't. It's not about you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, fine. With tattoos, it's just once you're once you
Speaker 2: go trying to draw blood for me, I freak out.
Speaker 2: So okay, that's.
Speaker 1: Interesting, that's right, Because tattoos you're just like, yeah, what,
Speaker 1: I just put a full COI, you know, a life
Speaker 1: size COI on my side.
Speaker 2: But it's well, it's because they always have trouble. I
Speaker 2: have tiny little baby veins that they have to bring
Speaker 2: pediatric nurses into. Fine, so it's just it's a whole thing.
Speaker 2: It's yeah, so I uh, it's not I don't enjoy it.
Speaker 2: So yeah, that's why I could never ever I'd be like, ah,
Speaker 2: we have to have an in home nurse coming into Oh.
Speaker 1: Do see, I got I got thick veins I got.
Speaker 1: I'm like, well.
Speaker 2: That we're talking about. Uh no, Jesus, we should put
Speaker 2: it not safe for work warning on this on this
Speaker 2: episode for sure, Like, hey, guess what the first nine
Speaker 2: minutes of this podcast, watch out, it's going wild. If
Speaker 2: you have a fear of needles or of of little cockers, don't. Yeah,
Speaker 2: just whoo, all right, let's let's we'll do the episode before.
Speaker 1: Please, let's do the recap.
Speaker 2: Let's get back to the PG show that we're recapping here,
Speaker 2: yes quick, all right, ready, welcome back, Yes, here we go,
Speaker 2: Welcome back to how Rude tan Rito's.
Speaker 1: I'm Andrea Barber.
Speaker 2: And I'm sorry I'm joking. Before I was gonna no,
Speaker 2: I was gonna say, and I'm Jody little Cocker sweetened.
Speaker 2: But I didn't, and then I did, And now that
Speaker 2: was I ruined my own joke because I couldn't. I
Speaker 2: laughed in my head. So anyway, you broke yourself.
Speaker 1: You broke yourself.
Speaker 2: Story of my life.
Speaker 1: Okay, Today we are discussing season three, episode four, titled
Speaker 1: Nerd for a Day. It originally aired on October thirteenth,
Speaker 1: nineteen eighty nine, and it goes a little something like this.
Speaker 1: When Jesse learns that Stephanie has been joining her fellow
Speaker 1: classmates in making fun of another child, he encourages steph
Speaker 1: to apologize and change her behavior very much. This is
Speaker 1: such a good one.
Speaker 2: It's such a great episode.
Speaker 1: Classic episode. I loved it. It was directed by Billy
Speaker 1: fausta like coffee, Coffee Coffee, and written by the lovely
Speaker 1: Lenny Rips. I love him so much. And we have
Speaker 1: a gaggle of guest stars this week. Indeed, we have
Speaker 1: Max Alexander as Doctor Rubin Weineger, the hug Therapist. He
Speaker 1: was a stand up comedian who worked on the Tonight
Speaker 1: Show with Jay Leno and Hollywood Squares. And then we
Speaker 1: have the legendary wit Hertford as Walter duck Face. Oh yes,
Speaker 1: legendary character. Yeah, legendary actor. He was known in nineteen
Speaker 1: eighty nine as whitby Hertford and he's also known as
Speaker 1: Jacob in Nightmare on Elm Street, the Dream Child. That's,
Speaker 1: oh man, what a terrifying role. He's also an accomplished
Speaker 1: voice actor, director, producer, writer, and we will be speaking
Speaker 1: to him on the pod this week, ladies and gentlemen,
Speaker 1: so stay tuned. You don't want to miss this conversation.
Speaker 2: Such a great interview.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh it was so good, so good. And then
Speaker 1: we have Nathan Nishiguchi returning as Harry and if we
Speaker 1: could have a moment of silence, this is his final
Speaker 1: appearance on Full House.
Speaker 2: Well, you know, I have thoughts on his behavior in
Speaker 2: this episode, so I can't say that I'm then terridly disappointed.
Speaker 1: Oh well, you know, overall, the character, the character is Harry.
Speaker 1: But I started off so strong. He started off so
Speaker 1: I was loving and wonderful, he devoted and then and
Speaker 1: then yeah, and then it goes all downhill. But yes,
Speaker 1: but we've we've talked to Nathan in real life. He's
Speaker 1: doing wonderfully. He has a beautiful family, beautiful kids, and
Speaker 1: they are a very private family. So you won't be
Speaker 1: joining us on podcast. But we wish him the best.
Speaker 1: We did him.
Speaker 2: We love Harry and oh my gosh, just what a
Speaker 2: great what a great guy, match a great character.
Speaker 1: Ye holy mattress money. And moving on with the next
Speaker 1: guest star, we have Malachi Pearson as Brian Kagan. This
Speaker 1: is his first of two appearances on Full House. He's
Speaker 1: also in later season three, the episode called Misadventures and babysitting.
Speaker 1: He's the kid that gets his head stuck in the banister.
Speaker 2: That's right. I was like, yes, that's right, Yes, yes,
Speaker 2: So I'm happy that he's going to be back.
Speaker 1: He also appeared on Family Matters, Valerie, Family Ties, and
Speaker 1: Highway to Heaven, and he was the voice He voiced
Speaker 1: the voice of Casper in the nineteen ninety six video
Speaker 1: game of the same name. Yeah, lots of voice actors
Speaker 1: on the show this week. And moving right along, we
Speaker 1: have Jenny Drugan as Lori. She did twenty six episodes
Speaker 1: of Land of the Lost.
Speaker 2: Loved that show.
Speaker 1: It's here for Slay Stacks, babe.
Speaker 2: I still make comments about Stacks and people are like what.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh man, it's least that's me every morning.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like sun Prices.
Speaker 1: And then we have Paul right the third as band
Speaker 1: member of Jesse and the Rippers. I don't think they
Speaker 1: didn't give him a name. That's sad. He's just band member.
Speaker 1: But he's very talented.
Speaker 2: About the other band members, he's the only one that.
Speaker 1: He's the only one that he didn't even get a name.
Speaker 1: He's the only one that got a credit that's interested
Speaker 1: as band member. But he's a talented musician. He composed
Speaker 1: the theme song to the show Martin in nineteen ninety five.
Speaker 1: And last, but certainly not least, we have Chuck Mahoney
Speaker 1: as Steven, which is uncredited. Who's Stephen?
Speaker 2: I have no idea.
Speaker 1: Is that one of the other? No?
Speaker 2: No, what is uncredited? I don't know. I don't remember
Speaker 2: Stephen in the episode Stephen get cut. Maybe he got cut,
Speaker 2: maybe got cut.
Speaker 1: And then they just were like, well we were stuffed.
Speaker 1: Well okay, yeah, I don't know why.
Speaker 2: Maybe Stephen was the name of one of the mullets.
Speaker 1: That must have been it, because.
Speaker 2: They certainly deserve their own credit. We'll get there. If
Speaker 2: you thought season one was the epicenter of mullets, let
Speaker 2: me tell you guys. Oh oh, it's unreal.
Speaker 1: The mullets are strong in this episode. Mullet game is strong.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Okay, So those are all of the guest stars this week.
Speaker 1: Holy cow. We start with our teaser in the living room.
Speaker 1: Michelle runs in with her toy car and tells Joey
Speaker 1: that the car is broken. Joey walks over and checks
Speaker 1: the car by shaking Michelle. This shaking causes her to say,
Speaker 1: h which prompts Joey to report that it is broken
Speaker 1: all right. He pretends to fix up the car by
Speaker 1: giving Michelle some oil and tightening some screws. He shakes
Speaker 1: her again and she says uh, before finishing off with
Speaker 1: a loud room to indicate that the car is working again.
Speaker 1: She starts to drive off, and Joey stops her, saying
Speaker 1: she forgot to pay her bill. Michelle says sorry and
Speaker 1: kisses Joey. He responds, here's your change, before kissing her
Speaker 1: right back and she speeds off. This was good teaser.
Speaker 2: This was cute and such a great Another great example
Speaker 2: of Dave doing all of his fun voice stuff.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's he's like the Mary Poppins bag of races,
Speaker 1: Like there's always more, just right.
Speaker 2: And I remember the girls used to love when he
Speaker 2: would do those noises the spaceship all that stuff. They
Speaker 2: thought it was hilarious.
Speaker 1: What kid didn't like it? I mean he was just
Speaker 1: so such a hit with the kids. Uh. Okay, So
Speaker 1: we opened the regular show with Jesse and Joey and
Speaker 1: Michelle in Joey's room, along with a random assortment of
Speaker 1: rippers and mullets, none of which are the rat tail ripper, Like,
Speaker 1: where is he?
Speaker 2: I mean it, I don't know. To be honest, I
Speaker 2: was like, is one of them the rat tail ripper
Speaker 2: that just now has more hair. It's been a couple
Speaker 2: of years, they've grown it out a little bit. I
Speaker 2: couldn't tell. To be fair, I didn't recognize any of
Speaker 2: these helpers. I didn't recognize any of them. But this was,
Speaker 2: I mean, this hair was it was.
Speaker 1: It was like a mullet convention.
Speaker 2: I don't even there's not any words. It was standing
Speaker 2: up a good six inches. Yeah, these mullets had their
Speaker 2: own heartbeats, like they were. I was large and in charge,
Speaker 2: you know. At first I thought, is that the noodo?
Speaker 2: But but it wasn't. But they also had that hair
Speaker 2: and a constantly rotating cast of members door members, much
Speaker 2: like the rippers. But yeah, I was shocked, truly at
Speaker 2: the hair on these guys because it rivaled anything we
Speaker 2: saw in season one. And I thought we were I
Speaker 2: thought we had moved out of the hair band era
Speaker 2: at that point. You know, John was in his faux
Speaker 2: turtlenecks and suspenders, living his best rat back live. Yes,
Speaker 2: And I thought, you know, maybe in rattail mullet Ripper
Speaker 2: is nowhere to be found, but he's been replaced by gigantic. Uh.
Speaker 2: I was gonna say wig rippers, but that sounds that
Speaker 2: sounded wig rippers. Yeah, no rippers. Oh, they're rippers with
Speaker 2: I don't know what they're just they're like the Dolly
Speaker 2: Parton rippers.
Speaker 1: They got big hair, they're they're just.
Speaker 2: That's that there's a lot of money to look cheap,
Speaker 2: as she says.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the hair is very distracting in this in this scene.
Speaker 2: But right, yeah, when he tells him to take it
Speaker 2: from the top, I was like, the top of what
Speaker 2: their hair? Okay, And that is to say nothing of
Speaker 2: the song that we were about to get into.
Speaker 1: Oh oh oh you just wait, just wait. So Jesse
Speaker 1: counts one, two, and Michelle chimes in buckle my shoe.
Speaker 1: He runs over to her, telling her to do it
Speaker 1: as they practiced, and Michelle enthusiastically responds, got it, dude.
Speaker 1: Jesse counts his bandon and they begin to sing the
Speaker 1: Pounds Away Diet Center jingle, which is problematic in so
Speaker 1: many ways.
Speaker 2: But you guys, I would just like it to be
Speaker 2: known that that that we do not endorse any of this.
Speaker 2: This was late eighties early nineties, diet culture was obviously
Speaker 2: out of control and this song is ridiculous. But but
Speaker 2: here we are it was, it was sung, it was
Speaker 2: sung by rippers with gigantic hair, and uh and and
Speaker 2: here we are?
Speaker 1: So how is this even in the even in the
Speaker 1: late eighties? Was this okay? This kind of song was? Okay?
Speaker 2: I don't remember it, Yeah, okay, A long way in
Speaker 2: what we go? I don't think we should say that. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I was. I was shocked.
Speaker 1: Normally, I'm just like, oh yeah, that was the eighties
Speaker 1: right right now, this tu me.
Speaker 2: The song starts off with you won't be Fat no More?
Speaker 2: And I was like, wow, that's aggressive and to the point.
Speaker 1: Okay, and then they have Michelle singing bye bye fat
Speaker 1: like every other lyric it's it's oh yeah. And the
Speaker 1: other problematic thing is it's basically they've ripped off the
Speaker 1: Beach Boys fun fun fun like this isn't an original tune.
Speaker 1: There's copyright involved. Guys, like you can't you can't pass
Speaker 1: this off as a as a diet center jingle when
Speaker 1: the Beach Boys kind of have some reference to this,
Speaker 1: you know, yeah, I just there was a lot of thoughts,
Speaker 1: a lot of there's a lot of thoughts. So thankfully
Speaker 1: the song ends, and with Jesse not not soon enough,
Speaker 1: but thankfully it ends. Jesse says goodbye to his bandmates
Speaker 1: and shouts work on your hair as they exit.
Speaker 2: I don't think they could more if they tried.
Speaker 1: It was helmet hair. It wasn't moving.
Speaker 2: I mean that hair has been worked on.
Speaker 1: It was.
Speaker 2: It was pretty pretty impenetrable with all the aquanett.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was in the film. So Jesse turns to
Speaker 1: Joey and asks, do you think that that song will
Speaker 1: motivate people to go on a diet? And Joey admits, well,
Speaker 1: it worked for me. Let's go eat some pizza. DJ
Speaker 1: walks in and tells them about her English homework, which
Speaker 1: involves her observing a family member for one day and
Speaker 1: writing a report on what they do. She's going to
Speaker 1: pick someone who's interested in nothing but fun and toys.
Speaker 1: Jesse jokes that she must be referring to Joey, and
Speaker 1: DJ laughs No, Michelle.
Speaker 2: Probly could have been either one.
Speaker 1: Definitely, I you know it was fifty to fifty right,
Speaker 1: there could have been either one. DJ walks up to
Speaker 1: Michelle and asks if she can follow her around for
Speaker 1: the day. Michelle states, Okay, come with me my room now.
Speaker 1: DJ makes a note to her uncle's observation number one
Speaker 1: subject has an attitude, and she follows Michelle out of
Speaker 1: the room. Stephanie runs in, announcing she's finally home. She
Speaker 1: explains that she was kept after school and had to
Speaker 1: keep her head down on her desk and not say
Speaker 1: a word for fifteen minutes, which is a new record.
Speaker 1: Then she says see you boys and runs out of
Speaker 1: the room. Jesse and Joey run after her to get
Speaker 1: more details.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this was one of those episodes they were just
Speaker 2: mining from real life experiences of me getting in trouble
Speaker 2: for talking.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I loved it, and you you're just peak Stephanie.
Speaker 2: Here.
Speaker 1: I love your little plaid skirt. Oh yeah, with your
Speaker 1: suspenders like yeather hair is like your hair is very
Speaker 1: well tamed. It's not like the frizzy. It's a little better,
Speaker 1: but it's better, much better. It's much more tamed. I'm
Speaker 1: here for this look.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is a yeah, very very peak steph like
Speaker 2: little side ponytail sort of moment. It's adorable and she's
Speaker 2: also smart. She's like, I'm gonna drop this little nugget
Speaker 2: of I had to be kept after school and then
Speaker 2: not bye see later.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And you're like you're phrasing it like oh this
Speaker 1: was that's a new record, Like you've done something great
Speaker 1: and then you run away. It's it's brilliant. People should
Speaker 1: kids should take notes. So the guys follow Steph into
Speaker 1: the kitchen and Jesse asks her why she was kept
Speaker 1: after school. Steph tells them that some kids were calling
Speaker 1: Walter Berman a duck face. Jesse asks if she was
Speaker 1: a part of this, and she says it wasn't just her,
Speaker 1: it was the whole class.
Speaker 2: The standard response for kids, I know that makes it
Speaker 2: many right, You're like great, so it was all of
Speaker 2: you be ganging up on someone even better.
Speaker 1: That doesn't make it any better, so Jesse scolds her,
Speaker 1: saying that's no excuse. Stuff assures him that if he
Speaker 1: saw Walter he would call him duck face too. She
Speaker 1: tells them that he's always making these duck lips, and
Speaker 1: she proceeds to mimic him. Joey laughs, h kids sounds
Speaker 1: like a quack up, and Steph demonstrates how the class
Speaker 1: was making fun of Walter by walking around the room
Speaker 1: quacking like a duck. Joey and Jesse look at her
Speaker 1: with blank expressions, and she shrugs, well, you had to
Speaker 1: be there. Jesse tells Steph that when he was younger,
Speaker 1: everybody used to tease him by calling him Zorba the
Speaker 1: geek instead of Zorba the Greek. What's funny? Ever a nerd?
Speaker 2: Though? I don't feel like Jesse was ever a nerd.
Speaker 2: I don't know. That's just mine. I can see it. Wow,
Speaker 2: I feel like we saw him as a little kid
Speaker 2: in that one flashback and he was chasing girls trying
Speaker 2: to get kisses, and then they were chasing after him.
Speaker 2: I don't know. Maybe maybe he went through an awkward face.
Speaker 2: He probably went through an awkward face. Yeah, he said.
Speaker 2: He sees when he turned thirteen his body flipped out.
Speaker 2: So we haven't thirteen year old Jesse was awkward.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's what we need. That's what we need to see,
Speaker 1: is thirteen year old Jesse because I'm here for that,
Speaker 1: like for the acne ridden you know, whatever, whatever puberty
Speaker 1: things are going on.
Speaker 2: At the moment.
Speaker 1: That's that's what That's a missed opportunity right there. Jesse
Speaker 1: admits that his body flipped out at thirteen. His nose
Speaker 1: outgrew his face, his ears outgrew his nose, and he
Speaker 1: was your basic mister potato head. So Joey pats him
Speaker 1: on the back and says, so before you were a stood,
Speaker 1: you were a spud. Jesse points to the door, motioning
Speaker 1: for Joey to leave. You know, Joey's not really helping.
Speaker 1: He's just he's just like throwing out dad jokes you
Speaker 1: left and right. He's like, just go away, Joey. So
Speaker 1: Jesse says, the point he's trying to make is that
Speaker 1: the kids who bullied him hurt his feelings. So it
Speaker 1: would be nice of Steph to call Walter and apologize.
Speaker 1: Steph asks me called duckface. Jesse nods in response, I
Speaker 1: love this bit. You You are looking right at the
Speaker 1: camera during this line. Did you notice you were like
Speaker 1: looking right at the camera video, look at video village,
Speaker 1: and then you look at the camera. Oh, I mean yeah.
Speaker 2: The fact that I didn't do that more was astounding,
Speaker 2: with my add constantly being like, what's that?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I loved it.
Speaker 2: Now I'll have to go back and look at that
Speaker 2: because I didn't notice that.
Speaker 1: Actually, yeah, it was it's funny. I mean it's like
Speaker 1: it's not super noticeable. I just noticed it because I
Speaker 1: know you, and it's it's fun I look for your
Speaker 1: mistakes because that's what I love do.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So, just then Danny walks through the door. Stuff runs
Speaker 1: up to him, and she says she's so happy to
Speaker 1: see him. She proceeds to tell her dad, just because
Speaker 1: I teased duck Face at school, Uncle Jesse's making me
Speaker 1: call him. Danny reminds her that she knows it's wrong
Speaker 1: to hurt someone else's feelings. He thinks Jesse is handling
Speaker 1: this situation perfectly. Stuff obliges, saying she'll call Walter and apologize,
Speaker 1: then she'll invite him over for some soup and quackers.
Speaker 1: She erupts into this.
Speaker 2: Laughter ugh slightly mini terrifying it was.
Speaker 1: I mean, you committed. You committed to his laugh bit,
Speaker 1: and it worked. It worked for me. Jesse and Danny
Speaker 1: both give her a look, and Steff admits she had
Speaker 1: to get that out of her system. She runs upstairs
Speaker 1: and Jesse follows behind, telling Danny he's going to go
Speaker 1: track down duck Face Walter's phone number.
Speaker 2: I totally get it. Sometimes you just have to get
Speaker 2: the joke out of your system. I fully understand, and
Speaker 2: then you feel better, and then you can. Then you
Speaker 2: feel better and you're like, oh, okay, now it's out.
Speaker 2: I can I'll be better now.
Speaker 1: So Joey enters and greets Danny. Danny tells him that
Speaker 1: Becky is out of town tomorrow, so he needs someone
Speaker 1: to co host his show. He asks for some ideas,
Speaker 1: and Joey offers himself to fill in.
Speaker 2: He sorry, but this show does the most last minute stuff.
Speaker 1: Well, and it's also talk show.
Speaker 2: And you don't have a co host for tomorrow, Like
Speaker 2: no one thought about this. Did Becky just leave today?
Speaker 2: Like I was like wait. And it's also casual, like
Speaker 2: there's no like negotiations, there's no like producers around. Yeah,
Speaker 2: there's no like, oh my god, what are we gonna do?
Speaker 2: I have a show in twelve hours and I don't
Speaker 2: have a co host. It's like, yeah, hey, you know,
Speaker 2: I got any ideas of someone that might be available
Speaker 2: tomorrow morning. Yeah, He's just like, hey.
Speaker 1: I got I got my friend that lives with me.
Speaker 1: Why did I have him?
Speaker 3: On?
Speaker 2: The nepotism in this family talk, it's just a family
Speaker 2: of nepo babies, all of them.
Speaker 1: It is so Joey's excited he can plug his laugh
Speaker 1: machine appearance on the show, and he says this is great.
Speaker 1: He's kissing up to Danny, helping him take off his jacket,
Speaker 1: pulls out his chair for him. Danny admits he was
Speaker 1: kind of leaning towards that tall, pretty blonde who does
Speaker 1: the evening news, and Joey exclaims, oh, he's awful. Joey
Speaker 1: pulls out another chair for Danny to use as a
Speaker 1: foot rest, and he tries to convince Danny that he
Speaker 1: needs someone who knows him as well as he knows himself,
Speaker 1: like someone who lives in his house. He begins to
Speaker 1: massage Danny's shoulders and Danny asks, do you think Jesse
Speaker 1: could do it. Joey starts to aggressively miss the missage
Speaker 1: massage Danny's shoulders after hearing that, and Danny laughs, easy, easy,
Speaker 1: I talk to everybody. I set it up. You got
Speaker 1: the job. Joey rejoices at this news. He tells Danny
Speaker 1: he should have kept him going before he pulls the
Speaker 1: footrest away. Joey holds up his fingers, admitting, you were
Speaker 1: this close to get in your car.
Speaker 2: Wax, Oh, I should have held out a little longer. So wait,
Speaker 2: he already knew. He already knew that he was going
Speaker 2: to ask joe to co host.
Speaker 1: But Joe, yes, Danny knew, but Joey didn't know, and
Speaker 1: Danny was.
Speaker 2: Just making fun bringing them along, Okay, stringing them along. Yep,
Speaker 2: you got it.
Speaker 1: This did feel like a weird shoehorned storyline, like I'm like, okay,
Speaker 1: Laurie wasn't available, and they're like, what are we gonna
Speaker 1: do with Danny and.
Speaker 2: Joey stay up San Francisco together.
Speaker 1: I don't know. It was a little little shoehorned in,
Speaker 1: but yeah, okay, we are in Steph and DJ's room.
Speaker 1: Michelle walks into the room. DJ follows with a notepad.
Speaker 1: Michelle greets all of Steph's stuffed animals with a handshake
Speaker 1: and a hello, and then a very weirdly looped high
Speaker 1: added on at the end. Right.
Speaker 2: My first thought was, as Stephanie, I was like, why
Speaker 2: is Michelle in my room? Touching my things?
Speaker 1: You felt some possessive sibling thought.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, I was like, why is Michelle touching steph stuff?
Speaker 2: Why is she touching her animals? They're obviously set up
Speaker 2: there for a reason.
Speaker 1: But right, yeah, your little sisters just you know, messing
Speaker 1: with your stuff. Don't mess with mister bear.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So DJ tells Michelle to slow down. She picks her
Speaker 1: up and places her on her bed. She tells Michelle
Speaker 1: that observing her was supposed to be easy, but so far,
Speaker 1: she's played with all of her animals and flushed every
Speaker 1: toilet in the house.
Speaker 2: There's only like two, I know that, that right, very long?
Speaker 2: That doesn't take long.
Speaker 1: There's the one upstairs next to the.
Speaker 2: Girls room, right, and joe Danny's bathroom.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's right.
Speaker 2: Danny has one, and Joey has one, and one downstairs.
Speaker 2: Were assuming, and then Joey has one. Okay, there's four okay,
Speaker 2: okay on each level, well two on the top level. Okay.
Speaker 2: Still not enough for the amount of people that are
Speaker 2: living in that house, right, So DJ offers naptime next.
Speaker 1: Michelle agrees, okay, nap time. She closes her eyes for
Speaker 1: one second and then her eyes pop back open. Nap over.
Speaker 2: I used to hate when my kids would do that. Right,
Speaker 2: why are they sing naptime? You're like, oh, yes, great,
Speaker 2: and then they're like, just kidding.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, kids, just wait. You know, when you're our age,
Speaker 1: you will live for naps.
Speaker 2: You'll appreciate naps.
Speaker 1: So Michelle hops out of bed and runs out the
Speaker 1: door through Jesse's legs. DJ follows her out of the
Speaker 1: room as Jesse and Steph walk in, ready to call
Speaker 1: Walter on the red lips phone.
Speaker 2: Classic right, calling duck lips on the lips phone.
Speaker 1: It's great, It's so appropriate.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Steph tries to get out of the call by saying
Speaker 1: in a very raspy tone, I can't talk. I lost
Speaker 1: my voice. Jesse counters this by saying they'll just have
Speaker 1: to go over to Walter's house and apologize in person.
Speaker 1: Steph clearly remarks, my voice is back. It's empirical. Jesse
Speaker 1: dials Walter's number and tells Steph they'll all feel good
Speaker 1: after doing this. Jesse hands her the phone and Steph
Speaker 1: greets Walter, following up with I'm really sorry. Well, nice
Speaker 1: talking to you. She attempts to hang up, but Jesse
Speaker 1: stops her. He tells her to mention what she's sorry for.
Speaker 1: She says she's sorry for quacking at him, then attempts
Speaker 1: to hang up again. Jesse stops her again and saying,
Speaker 1: and Steph continues her apology and called you duckface and
Speaker 1: through little pieces of bread at you. Step Yeah, come on,
Speaker 1: you're so matter of fact about it though, you're like, okay,
Speaker 1: I'm apologizing for this.
Speaker 2: This well, yeah, that's the fun, Steph. That's just me.
Speaker 1: And Jesse's shocked. He's like, you threw right at this kid.
Speaker 2: It's so mean. Kids are out, they're just so cool.
Speaker 1: Kids are mean, and this feels a little out of
Speaker 1: character for Steph. But I think I think because the
Speaker 1: whole school was doing it, the whole class.
Speaker 2: The thing, right, is that that's just the sort of
Speaker 2: the thing is that you're like, and I've seen my
Speaker 2: kids do it where they've jumped in and you're like,
Speaker 2: this isn't I know that, this isn't like who you
Speaker 2: are though you just kind of jumped in because everyone
Speaker 2: else was saying something. So yeah, it's a very very
Speaker 2: kid thing to do, which was why this was such
Speaker 2: a great episode.
Speaker 1: Absolutely absolutely, So Jesse forces Steph to tell Walter he's
Speaker 1: a very nice boy, and Steph does. Jesse asks her
Speaker 1: there's anything she'd like to say, So Steph asks Walter
Speaker 1: if he would like to say hi to her uncle
Speaker 1: Jesse and hands the phone to him. She walks out
Speaker 1: of the room while Jesse is stuck on the phone
Speaker 1: with Walter Hey back yep so. Next in the living room,
Speaker 1: Danny runs down the stairs yelling for Joey because they're
Speaker 1: gonna be late. Joey hurries in, asking what the big
Speaker 1: rush is. Danny explains that he always leaves the house.
Speaker 2: At exactly seven forty eight, but now, thanks to Joey,
Speaker 2: he's two minutes late. Joey points at a clock on
Speaker 2: the wall and says that they are right on time.
Speaker 2: Danny points at this clock and states, that's a barometer.
Speaker 1: They have fire. I laughed out loud at this use
Speaker 1: the nautical decourse. Yeah, as a joke. He loved it.
Speaker 2: So the doorbell rings, Joey answers it to reveal duck Face. Huh,
Speaker 2: there he is, Hey, there he is.
Speaker 1: He's doing his signature puckered lip.
Speaker 2: Look.
Speaker 1: Joey says hi to him, and Duckface asks if Stephanie
Speaker 1: Tanner is there. Hm. Joey yells up to steph that
Speaker 1: her friend is there, and meanwhile Duckface introduces himself as
Speaker 1: Walter F. Berman. Joey responds by saying his name is
Speaker 1: Joseph A. Gladstone, and Danny follows by saying he is
Speaker 1: Daniel E. Tanner. This was such a great bit.
Speaker 2: Do you remember do you remember what their middle names are?
Speaker 1: Oh wait, we heard this in the flashback?
Speaker 2: Uh huh okay, So, Joey, I want to say it
Speaker 2: was Joseph A. Allen, Alvin Alan Alvin, Alvin Gladstone.
Speaker 1: I don't remember.
Speaker 2: I do remember that Daniel is Daniel Ernest, Ernest.
Speaker 1: I remember Ernest, I don't remember, Joey. Let's let's say Alan,
Speaker 1: I don't know. Someone will correct us.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll figure we'll figure it out.
Speaker 1: So Danny welcomes Walter into the house. He tells the
Speaker 1: kids to have a good day at school and quickly
Speaker 1: leaves with Joey. Steph walks into the room and her
Speaker 1: eyes get wide as she sees Walter standing there. She
Speaker 1: hesitantly asks him what he's doing there. Walking through her
Speaker 1: living room and sitting on the couch, Walter explains that
Speaker 1: he wanted to thank her in person for calling to apologize.
Speaker 1: Steph shrugs, saying it was something she had to do.
Speaker 1: Walter inquires, so you really think I'm a very nice boy.
Speaker 1: Steph's jaw drops and she says, uh yeah, oh oh,
Speaker 1: here we go. I can you can see it coming,
Speaker 1: you can see it coming. It's so funny. Walter exclaims,
Speaker 1: this is marvelous.
Speaker 2: I never thought i'd have a friend, and now I
Speaker 2: have a girlfriend.
Speaker 1: Steph questions you do who, and Walter responds you. Steph
Speaker 1: is flabbergasted, asking me, this is so the expression on
Speaker 1: your face. You're just so horrified, but trying to keep
Speaker 1: it in right.
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh no, oh no, there's been a misunderstanding. Yeah.
Speaker 2: So Walter scooch is closer to her and states, Walter
Speaker 2: plus Stephanie equals true love.
Speaker 1: Forever. He puts his arm around her, and she nervously
Speaker 1: asks forever. Damn it, steff eh Steph. Oh.
Speaker 2: Although I have to say, the one thing I did
Speaker 2: notice about Steph in this scene is an amazing pair
Speaker 2: of pink high top rebox ooh fable I had. I remember,
Speaker 2: I had like every color of them on the show
Speaker 2: Ooh okay high Top. There was like a pink and
Speaker 2: a green and a turquoise and all different colors. But yeah,
Speaker 2: I saw myself walk in in this scene. I was like,
Speaker 2: ooh oh, all the pink high tops in the world
Speaker 2: aren't going to save you now, Steph.
Speaker 1: Oh, those were great because, yeah, you could just get
Speaker 1: whatever pair to match your outfit, could get the color
Speaker 1: that matches your outfit that week. That's fantastic. So we
Speaker 1: cut to an awkward commercial break, and then we continue
Speaker 1: in the living room. Walter can't wait to tell the
Speaker 1: whole second grade that she's his girlfriend. He stands up
Speaker 1: proudly and admits he feels four feet tall. He puckers
Speaker 1: his lips and marches towards the door. Stephanie stops him.
Speaker 1: She says he can't tell anyone that she's his girlfriend.
Speaker 1: He asks, so you want it to be a secret?
Speaker 1: Steph nods, uh, yeah, hop secret. Walter is intrigued at first,
Speaker 1: but then realizes he doesn't know what a secret girlfriend means.
Speaker 1: Steph explains that they'll never talk to each other, never
Speaker 1: look at each other, and never hold hands. They'll be
Speaker 1: total strangers.
Speaker 2: Wow, that'll work.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And for some reason, Walter agrees to this. Like
Speaker 1: this poor kid, like he's just so excited of a girlfriend.
Speaker 2: I mean that's I mean that happens sometimes where they're like, yeah, like,
Speaker 2: I'll be your friend, but we can't talk at school,
Speaker 2: you know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's so sick, Like this kid is just so
Speaker 1: thirsty for a friend that he's willing to put up
Speaker 1: with this.
Speaker 2: I know watching it as an adult and my heart
Speaker 2: is breaking for Walter. But like as a kid, you
Speaker 2: were like, oh, yeah, I'm not gonna hang out with
Speaker 2: duck face.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're like, these are the terms of this friend,
Speaker 1: the secret you know, relationship, right, So Walter agrees to
Speaker 1: the terms, but continues to call her his secret girlfriend.
Speaker 1: Steph responds, well, I guess I won't talk to you later,
Speaker 1: and she tries to show him out the door. Walter
Speaker 1: stays put and dramatically removes his glasses, asking Steph if
Speaker 1: she knows what he's doing now stuff admits she's afraid
Speaker 1: to ask. Walter tells her that he's giving her a
Speaker 1: secret kiss in his mind, and he closes his eyes
Speaker 1: and puckers and wit really knocked this out, And I'm
Speaker 1: so dramatic.
Speaker 2: Taking off of the glasses, the whole moment. He really
Speaker 2: went for it.
Speaker 1: He committed yeah, like I can. I can just imagine
Speaker 1: that his audition was, oh a home run, right, Oh,
Speaker 1: my gosh. So he abruptly leaves and stuff closes the
Speaker 1: door behind him. She screams ew and wipes her cheek
Speaker 1: off as she scurries away, and the audience applause. It's
Speaker 1: like this was just a fantastic scene between Yeah Stephan Walter.
Speaker 1: So next, in Michelle's room, Michelle runs into her room
Speaker 1: holding DJ's paper. DJ walks in, asking for her paperback
Speaker 1: so she can write down that Michelle stole it. Michelle
Speaker 1: happily states my paper before running behind her crib. DJ
Speaker 1: runs after her sister, but ends up hitting her knee
Speaker 1: on Michelle's crib. She hobbles onto the floor, holding her
Speaker 1: knee in pain, and then we hear some terrible looping
Speaker 1: of DJ saying ow ow ow gotta love the eighties.
Speaker 1: You know, it's so bit right.
Speaker 2: Mouth isn't moving right, You're like it just throws some
Speaker 2: noises in there.
Speaker 1: It's fine, Like the volume is different too, Like it's
Speaker 1: just so obvious that this was put in.
Speaker 2: And those were the days, right, I was as good
Speaker 2: as a got.
Speaker 1: So Michelle says I'm sorry and hands the paper back
Speaker 1: to DJ. She asks DJ if she got a booboo,
Speaker 1: and then kisses DJ's knee to make it all better. Oh,
Speaker 1: DJ thanks Michelle, saying her knee is all better. Michelle
Speaker 1: excitedly responds Okay, more fun and grabs the paper before
Speaker 1: running away. Steph storms into the room and shouts at DJ,
Speaker 1: have you seen your uncle?
Speaker 2: Jesse?
Speaker 1: DJ tells her to check his room. Steph defends herself,
Speaker 1: saying she would have thought of that if she wasn't
Speaker 1: so steamed.
Speaker 2: Steph is piossed. Yes, Steph is on one. Yeah, she
Speaker 2: is just she is raging yeah, blames Jesse for all
Speaker 2: of h.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So Steph knocks on Jesse's open door while simultaneously
Speaker 1: bursting in. She asks, may I come in? Thank you?
Speaker 1: While walking right up to her uncle. Steph explains that
Speaker 1: because she was forced to call duck face, he now
Speaker 1: thinks she's his girlfriend. She emphasizes that he kissed her
Speaker 1: in his mind. Steph concludes, if this gets out at school,
Speaker 1: I'm a dead duck. Have a nice day, and she
Speaker 1: glares at Jesse before storming away.
Speaker 2: So mad and.
Speaker 1: Jesse, he just left, Like what just happened?
Speaker 2: Right? I just got yelled at by a six or
Speaker 2: seven year old? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I mean I get it, you know, I can see
Speaker 1: why stuff is mad.
Speaker 2: I get right, she needed to apologize what she did
Speaker 2: was wrong. But now it's you know, now there's been
Speaker 2: a misunderstanding, and lord knows, when you're in elementary school,
Speaker 2: like you just I mean, I watched my kids do
Speaker 2: it all the time when you're like, just don't, just
Speaker 2: don't lie and make it worse, and they almost always
Speaker 2: lie and make it worse, and you're like, okay, cool,
Speaker 2: that's you're gonna have fun.
Speaker 1: Deal it. It just keeps snowballing no matter what you do.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and you're like, oh god, yeah, and you just
Speaker 2: think about all the times that you've learned that lesson
Speaker 2: as a kid, and you just watch them doing it
Speaker 2: and you're like, yeah, it's this is going to catch
Speaker 2: up with you and you're gonna hate it. But okay.
Speaker 1: So next we're on the set of Wake Up San Francisco.
Speaker 1: Danny is getting touch ups and wonders how Joey could
Speaker 1: possibly be late, considering they drove there together. Danny starts
Speaker 1: the show solo, explaining that Becky is away this week.
Speaker 1: He invites her temporary replacement to arrive, saying he needs
Speaker 1: no introduction because he's not there. On cue. Joey slides
Speaker 1: into the empty chair, explaining that his lateness is due
Speaker 1: to the donut man being late.
Speaker 2: It's like every other comic. I know, we'll reach in
Speaker 2: at the last you know, I'm here. I'm here's fine, right, yeah.
Speaker 1: With a doughnut in hand, oh yeah, or a Starbucks
Speaker 1: or something.
Speaker 2: Yeah, for sure. It's always just like no, I thought
Speaker 2: I had the time to do it. It's so nine
Speaker 2: out of ten comedians have terrible uh timing, I mean
Speaker 2: not timing, but like but just yeah, tardiness. Yeah yeah,
Speaker 2: oh that's hysterical. So okay, this is our imitating life. Yes.
Speaker 1: Danny gives Joey a stellar introduction, referring to him as
Speaker 1: one of the hottest young comics on the local scene,
Speaker 1: and Joey cheesily says, oh, come on, cut it out.
Speaker 1: After only being on air for twenty seconds, ten of
Speaker 1: which he missed, Joey mentions that he'll be headlining at
Speaker 1: the Laugh Machine this Saturday. Danny responds by saying Joey's
Speaker 1: infamous cut it out. Danny welcomes their first guest, who
Speaker 1: happens to be his personal hero, the hug therapist doctor
Speaker 1: Ruben Weineger. Doctor Rubin enters and hugs both of the men,
Speaker 1: which causes Joey and Danny to also hug each other.
Speaker 1: Danny tells the viewers, there's a lot of love on
Speaker 1: this set.
Speaker 2: I see. I think I seem to remember that that
Speaker 2: line maybe got cut and like play like not cut,
Speaker 2: but it like that little clip was used. I think
Speaker 2: in the gag reel for that year. Oh, I seem
Speaker 2: to remember like they did a whole bit where of
Speaker 2: like to the song love oh Dan, And I think, Okay,
Speaker 2: I somehow have it in my head that it like
Speaker 2: started at the little gag reel segment was like Bob going,
Speaker 2: there was a lot of love on this set, and
Speaker 2: then it cuts to like us doing a whole little
Speaker 2: montage of stuff for our gag reel.
Speaker 1: That sounds familiar.
Speaker 2: Yeah, right too the song you were singing? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: I think it was our third season gagriel it. But
Speaker 2: I feel like Bob saying there was a lot of
Speaker 2: love on this set was.
Speaker 1: The start of like the little the hug montage or whatever. Yeah, Oh,
Speaker 1: that's so funny. I do we do you still have
Speaker 1: the gag reels? I'm trying to do if I still.
Speaker 2: Do years ago. I had all of the stuff transferred
Speaker 2: over to DVDs. Of course, now even DVDs are like,
Speaker 2: who has those? But I do have. I have all
Speaker 2: of the gagreels and all of that stuff, so it
Speaker 2: is saved regard. Yeah, great, oh so.
Speaker 1: Funny, love it. We'll have to pull those out sometimes.
Speaker 2: We should do. We should do a minisode on a
Speaker 2: gag reel, although we'd have to it would be.
Speaker 1: We'll have to.
Speaker 2: I don't know how to talk about them in Arito's
Speaker 2: She'll talk about it later. Let's have a production meeting,
Speaker 2: a production meeting in the middle of this show, right, okay,
Speaker 2: So back to back to Wake Up San Francisco. Doctor
Speaker 2: Rubin starts by saying you can tell a lot from
Speaker 2: the way people hug, and he admits that something feels
Speaker 2: wrong here, and he asks Danny and Joee if either
Speaker 2: of them is suppressing any anger. Well, Danny admits he
Speaker 2: would like Joey to take some things more seriously, like punctuality.
Speaker 2: Joey says life's too short to be ruled.
Speaker 1: By a clock, and Danny asks, how would you know
Speaker 1: that you tell time on a barometer? A great joke
Speaker 1: that was funny that was a good burn. Joey would
Speaker 1: rather be a free spirit than a guy who polishes
Speaker 1: his shoe trees, and Danny corrects Joey by saying he
Speaker 1: waxes them, not polishes. This is how, This is how
Speaker 1: thirty year old men argue, right, what a burn? Their
Speaker 1: argument begins to heat up while still on live television.
Speaker 1: Rubin finally interrupts and asks if they've read his book,
Speaker 1: Hug Your Way to Happiness. He forces the two to hug,
Speaker 1: and they reluctantly do. Rubin encourages them to say something
Speaker 1: nice to each other. Joey compliments Danny's recycling, and Danny
Speaker 1: thinks it's great that Joey will be at the laugh
Speaker 1: Machine that week that weekend, adding another plug for the viewers.
Speaker 2: I have to say, this is a terrible therapist.
Speaker 1: He really is. Like he's a terrible therapist.
Speaker 2: He's not listening to anyone, He's he's making people touch
Speaker 2: each other that obviously don't want to. It's fine.
Speaker 1: Well, and then is the lesson here that just the
Speaker 1: hug bra.
Speaker 2: Lesson just can shut up and don't talk about things
Speaker 2: and just hug each other and pretend it never happened.
Speaker 1: And now they're fine, like this was resolved in fifteen seconds,
Speaker 1: Like this is I don't know. Again, I didn't love
Speaker 1: this storyline. But you know, doctor.
Speaker 2: Ruben Weininger, your book it sucks.
Speaker 1: Okay, we give that one star.
Speaker 2: Give that the one you start. Yeah, my my Amazon
Speaker 2: rating for that is just one star. Don't buy terrible advice.
Speaker 2: I tried hugging everyone that was mad at me and
Speaker 2: I got punched.
Speaker 1: Okay, it is terrible advice. So next in the kitchen,
Speaker 1: Michelle enthusiastically takes a bite out of a sandwich that
Speaker 1: is bigger than her face. Jesse asks if she's having
Speaker 1: a nice time before rightfully take his sandwich back and
Speaker 1: replacing it with a miniature sandwich that's actually hers and
Speaker 1: they change that.
Speaker 2: It was huge.
Speaker 1: I'm surprised she could get her hands around it. H
Speaker 1: DJ walks into the kitchen and tells Michelle that the
Speaker 1: report she wrote about her got an a and asks
Speaker 1: Michelle for a mini five and they high five. Jesse's
Speaker 1: happy to hear this, He asks, so it was a
Speaker 1: good idea using the baby. Michelle corrects him, saying she's
Speaker 1: not a baby, she's a big girl. Jesse gets close
Speaker 1: to her, face and comments, ooh a big girl. Well
Speaker 1: excuse me, miss Tanner.
Speaker 2: DJ tells her sister that she's really happy they got
Speaker 2: to spend time together. She realizes Michelle's like a little
Speaker 2: person now, sensitive, compassionate, and smarter than most dogs. Michelle
Speaker 2: responds to this by making a silly face and sticking
Speaker 2: her tongue out at DJ. DJ adds that Michelle still
Speaker 2: grosses her out, though. Then Steph walks.
Speaker 1: In Jesse, yes, we go, here we go. Now we're
Speaker 1: getting to the meat of the scene. Jesse asks how
Speaker 1: her school day was, and she sarcastically says, oh, just dandy.
Speaker 1: She goes on to say that Walter still thinks she's
Speaker 1: his secret girlfriend and he was giving her kisses in
Speaker 1: his mind all day. Ugh. Jesse tells her he's sorry,
Speaker 1: but he still stands by the fact that apologizing to
Speaker 1: Walter was the right thing to do. Stephanie sighs, If
Speaker 1: it was the right thing, how come my life is
Speaker 1: a mess?
Speaker 2: Well, because you kind of you kind of didn't you know,
Speaker 2: you just trying to not hurt somebody's feelings more, and you.
Speaker 1: Just, yeah, this is this is your penance. You gotta
Speaker 1: pay your penance, right Jesse says, just because you do
Speaker 1: the right thing doesn't mean your life is going to
Speaker 1: be perfect. You do the right thing because it's the
Speaker 1: right thing to do. Yep, babe, that is some sage advice.
Speaker 2: Sometimes doing the right thing has its own consequences, but
Speaker 2: you do it because it's the right thing to do.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is a great lesson.
Speaker 2: You know, this is a really good less This is
Speaker 2: a great lesson. This whole episode, like, it was a
Speaker 2: really great lesson. I really enjoyed this one.
Speaker 1: Very well written, and it just like this is our
Speaker 1: target audience right here. Kids that are the age where
Speaker 1: they're mean to each other, and so it's the whole
Speaker 1: thing worked for me. Jesse recommends that Steph nicely tell
Speaker 1: Walter that they are just friends without adding any duck jokes.
Speaker 1: Steph begs no more advice, please. I thought grown ups
Speaker 1: were supposed to get you out of trouble, not into it.
Speaker 2: Oh, Steph, boy, do I have some news for you. Friend?
Speaker 2: Wait till you're an adult.
Speaker 1: Just wait. The doorbell rings and Steph leaves to answer it,
Speaker 1: thinking it's her friends who she's working on a big
Speaker 1: bug project with. Jesse asks her to come to his
Speaker 1: room after they're done, because he wants to finish their conversation.
Speaker 2: This is such a weird way to end a scene, though,
Speaker 2: I agree, Yeah, it was so I've never seen it
Speaker 2: done on this show before, or really I'm almost any
Speaker 2: because it was like we entered the room of the
Speaker 2: next scene and we only see Jesse come through the door,
Speaker 2: and then we cut to a commercial like it was
Speaker 2: like that that little bit of conversation with Jesse going, oh,
Speaker 2: come come up to my room after you're done, it
Speaker 2: like that should have happened in the kitchen, yes, and
Speaker 2: then we cut on steph walking out of the room
Speaker 2: and pick it up on her walking into the room.
Speaker 2: I don't know, I'm not sure why we didn't do
Speaker 2: that or why the scene sort of bled over strangely
Speaker 2: into the next room, But for me, it kind of
Speaker 2: that was something that like my director, I was thrown
Speaker 2: off by that because I was like, that's odd, what
Speaker 2: an odd choice to do that and then cut the
Speaker 2: scene and then pick up with Stephanie opening door like
Speaker 2: it was yeah, very.
Speaker 1: It bumped me too, and yeah, I was just like
Speaker 1: why did Billy Foster choose this?
Speaker 2: You know? I wonder I was like, was it written
Speaker 2: that way that Je like, was the scene written so that,
Speaker 2: you know, it had that little continuous bit in the
Speaker 2: living room with Jesse through the door, or was that
Speaker 2: just a choice that they made to you know what
Speaker 2: I mean, they were we'll just split the scene up
Speaker 2: this way. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I feel like when Jesse says, come up to my
Speaker 1: room after you're done, so we can finish this conversation,
Speaker 1: I feel like they're setting up. They're setting up for
Speaker 1: that scene at the end where they are taught. I
Speaker 1: don't know why they had to.
Speaker 2: Like plant the scene and I don't know why we
Speaker 2: did do that right in the kitchen in.
Speaker 1: The kitchen right, I don't know. I don't have an
Speaker 1: answer for.
Speaker 2: It anyway, unless they needed to get it was just
Speaker 2: just it was an interesting, strange choice that I've never
Speaker 2: seen done, where you have one line at the end
Speaker 2: of a scene in another room and then cut and
Speaker 2: then pick on her almost continuous action in the next scene,
Speaker 2: even with the commercial breakers to break. Yeah, but Camille
Speaker 2: break was the weirder part for me because I can
Speaker 2: see the Jesse ends up hiding at the top of
Speaker 2: the stairs, he's observing, he's spying on steph to see
Speaker 2: how she reacts to this thing going on. So maybe
Speaker 2: they needed to establish Jesse coming into the living room
Speaker 2: because how well, I don't know where the stairs leaked,
Speaker 2: Like we got nineteen pairs of stairs at nineteen sets
Speaker 2: the stairs in his house. He goes up the back
Speaker 2: ones and through the house through the time portal into
Speaker 2: the living room stairs, right.
Speaker 1: So he didn't need to go through the living room
Speaker 1: to get to that landing to spy on you.
Speaker 2: So he doesn't walk through the living room.
Speaker 1: Oh he doesn't.
Speaker 2: You're not, he doesn't walk. There's literally no reason for
Speaker 2: it to be that way. It just is a weird choice,
Speaker 2: and we're stuck on it. We're stuck on it. I
Speaker 2: am stuck on it. Yeah, as a person has been
Speaker 2: on sitcoms for a large portion of my life, Like,
Speaker 2: it was like I've never seen that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was very weird. And because sitcoms are so
Speaker 1: formulaic and like there's a rhythm and a routine, right
Speaker 1: when it's when you're taken out of the moment, it's
Speaker 1: very obvious, right, Yeah, I get it. So continuous action
Speaker 1: after the awkward commercial break, Yeah, steph answers the door
Speaker 1: and to her surprise it's Walter. Upon seeing him, Steph
Speaker 1: winds this is supposed to be a secret. Walter assures
Speaker 1: Steph that no one knows he's there except his mom,
Speaker 1: but he told her it was strictly business. Walter hands
Speaker 1: Steph flowers and she thanks him, but makes an excuse
Speaker 1: that she's got a lot of homework, so she grabs
Speaker 1: his hand and begins begins leading him out the door.
Speaker 1: As Steph is walking walking Walter toward the door, her
Speaker 1: group members enter at the same time. One boy mocks, oh,
Speaker 1: it's duckface, and then Harry chimes in, you dumped me
Speaker 1: for duckface, Harry. A girl calls Harry, Harry.
Speaker 2: You know Harry really after the DJ thing, I just
Speaker 2: feel he didn't handle the breakup well. He's obviously still
Speaker 2: kind of hurt and taking it out of a well stuff.
Speaker 1: Did you break up with Wait? Did you break up
Speaker 1: with him? Or did he leave you for DJ?
Speaker 2: He left me for DJ, and then I was like, fine,
Speaker 2: we can be friends again, but.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but no, no romance, no marriage.
Speaker 2: So yeah, no, after that move, things were never the same.
Speaker 2: Things were never this.
Speaker 1: They were never the same. Come on, Harry, like, this
Speaker 1: is your Swan song, you have to like redeem yourself.
Speaker 1: I'm very disappointed.
Speaker 2: I know if we should use any sort of bird references.
Speaker 1: To duck yeah, oh dear. Okay, so the kids too,
Speaker 1: woo sorry, okay, so the kids are The kids are
Speaker 1: piling on. They're calling the mister and missus duck face.
Speaker 1: They're gonna get married and live in a pond. Walter
Speaker 1: yells back, We're not getting married. Stephanie is just my
Speaker 1: secret girlfriend, and stuff is like, oh Walter, yeah, Harry
Speaker 1: is all over this. Harry is like, it's true, you
Speaker 1: are missus duckface. Then all three kids start to quack
Speaker 1: at her and make fun of her.
Speaker 2: No loyalty, none, no none, no best kids right they are,
Speaker 2: that's kids. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Jesse is standing at the top of stairs and he
Speaker 1: watches the entire thing unfolding. Steph runs away, telling them
Speaker 1: to stop teasing her. She shouts, I'm not his secret girlfriend.
Speaker 1: I'm not his any kind of girlfriend. The little boy
Speaker 1: Brian tells Steph to prove it by calling Walter duckface
Speaker 1: and throwing him out of her house. Harry adds, quick
Speaker 1: before I walk out of your life forever, Harry.
Speaker 2: That moment has come and gone. You're that done, You're done?
Speaker 1: What's an ultimatum?
Speaker 3: And his last episode, so he really like this, Like
Speaker 3: I said nothing against Nathan did Chagucchi in life, but
Speaker 3: Harry in this episode.
Speaker 2: Bye bye yeah yeah yeah not cool? Wow, not cool.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Steph does not Steph doesn't take it. Steph does
Speaker 1: not take that. So Steph snaps back, No, I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna call him duckface. He's not my boyfriend, but he
Speaker 1: is my friend. Boy Did I cheer? Did I cheer?
Speaker 1: When you said this?
Speaker 2: He's like yeah, yeah, right, yes yeah.
Speaker 1: And Walter is like soight, like you can see it
Speaker 1: on his face. He's so touched. He says, I am
Speaker 1: I'm your secret friend, and Steph replies, no, Walter, You're
Speaker 1: my everybody can know friend.
Speaker 2: That's it, Steph.
Speaker 1: Like, if that just doesn't make your cold black heart
Speaker 1: grow through.
Speaker 2: This episode really did. My little gritchy self was like,
Speaker 2: oh that's right, Steph. And honestly, I watched this episode
Speaker 2: and I was like, I'm so proud to be Steph,
Speaker 2: Like I'm so proud of her. I am so proud
Speaker 2: of her.
Speaker 1: That gives me such warm fuzzies, Like I just love Stephanie.
Speaker 1: She's such a cool.
Speaker 2: Character, even at the tender age of seven or whatever
Speaker 2: you were at the time, like, oh man, she was like,
Speaker 2: I'm not here to play.
Speaker 1: She she's really the most grown up one in the
Speaker 1: entire full house. That's really Yeah, she's really does.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's just the only one person in reality sometimes
Speaker 2: I'll tell you that.
Speaker 1: Yeah she is. She is. I just I love her.
Speaker 1: She's she's a good person. Yeah, the good heart. And
Speaker 1: this episode really shows that.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So Steph addresses the other kids and tells them if
Speaker 1: they're her friend, If they're her friends, they wouldn't tease
Speaker 1: Duckface either. Brian asks why not? It's fun, and Steph
Speaker 1: marches up to him and asks, oh, yeah, was it
Speaker 1: fun when you got hurt during recess and everyone called
Speaker 1: you crying Brian. Harry laughs at this, butte addresses him next,
Speaker 1: reminding him of when he got a bad haircut and
Speaker 1: everyone called him salad bowl head.
Speaker 2: Yeah remember that, Harry, Remember your bad haircut, Harry.
Speaker 1: The girl giggles at this, and Steph walks up to
Speaker 1: her last asking what's so funny? Miss milk through her nose?
Speaker 1: On Parents' Day twice.
Speaker 2: Burn reads them for filth. She comes it and she's like, no,
Speaker 2: here's the deal. There's a scene I think it's in
Speaker 2: Pose where they're at a restaurant and some woman like
Speaker 2: upper whatever class woman makes a comment to these for
Speaker 2: women for trans women sitting at the table and says
Speaker 2: something and the one gets up and is just like, oh, well,
Speaker 2: here we go. And I was like, yes, this is
Speaker 2: like STEP's moment like that where she's just like, no,
Speaker 2: you guys want to talk. I'm going to bring up
Speaker 2: your stuff that you're insecure about too, because we all
Speaker 2: have it. And I love stuff for that. I loved
Speaker 2: her for that.
Speaker 1: She dished it out. She commands in the room, was.
Speaker 2: Just like, no, you want to laugh. Remember when everyone
Speaker 2: laughed at you? Yeah, we do.
Speaker 1: And that is strength, you know, like kids mistakenly think
Speaker 1: they're strong because they're making fun of other people, but no,
Speaker 1: it takes real strength to stand up to people and
Speaker 1: tell them when they're wrong. Yep. I just got such
Speaker 1: a natural high off of this.
Speaker 2: I know me too, and I also just like, yeah,
Speaker 2: this is yeah, Steph and I have always been you know,
Speaker 2: kindred spirits. So I pay for this.
Speaker 1: I love it. I love it. So stuff asks the
Speaker 1: other kids if it feels good to be teased, and
Speaker 1: they all say no in unison. Then she turns to
Speaker 1: Walter and asks if he'll stay and be a part
Speaker 1: of their group for this project. Walter is extremely excited
Speaker 1: and says that he would enjoy that. He thanks Steph
Speaker 1: for sticking up for him, and Steph smiles sometimes you
Speaker 1: just have to do the right thing right group, and
Speaker 1: all the kids agree yeah. Steph nods in approval, saying
Speaker 1: good answer. I'll be right back, and she runs upstairs.
Speaker 1: Jesse quickly runs to his room so she doesn't catch him,
Speaker 1: and he flops into his bed and fakes a phone
Speaker 1: call in an attempt to make it look like he
Speaker 1: wasn't evesdropping. Steph strolls in, asking if she can talk
Speaker 1: to him. Jesse ends his fake phone call and asks
Speaker 1: Steph how did it go? Steph says it went great.
Speaker 1: Then she grins and asks Jesse how it went from
Speaker 1: watching upstairs. Jesse smiles and kisses her on the forehead.
Speaker 1: Realizing he was caught stuff, admits that he was right.
Speaker 1: It feels terrible to be teased. She asks Jesse if
Speaker 1: there still friends. Jesse assures her that they're still friends,
Speaker 1: and asks why she would think otherwise. Steph thinks it's
Speaker 1: because she got so mad at him. She admits that
Speaker 1: she was never going to trust him again. He promises
Speaker 1: that she can always trust her uncle Jesse. He may
Speaker 1: make mistakes once in a while, but he's always going
Speaker 1: to be on her side. He just wants her to
Speaker 1: grow up and be the best little person she can be.
Speaker 1: And right then downstairs, she was about as good as
Speaker 1: it gets. Steph tells him that when she grows up,
Speaker 1: she wants to be just like her uncle Jesse, but
Speaker 1: wears dresses. But wear dresses. Jesse pulls stuff into a
Speaker 1: big hug and adds, if anyone ever calls you zor
Speaker 1: Ba the geek again, you just tell him to see
Speaker 1: missus duckface, Jesse says, duck kiss, and they each give
Speaker 1: each other a kiss before going back in for another hug.
Speaker 1: And that is our show, ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 2: And I have to say that last moment like this,
Speaker 2: the ending made me cry because because I could see
Speaker 2: the again, the genuineness between John and I. And if
Speaker 2: you watch that last hug that he gives me in
Speaker 2: the scene, he's whispering something in my ear and I
Speaker 2: don't know what it is, but my eyes are closed
Speaker 2: and he's giving me the biggest hug. And it made
Speaker 2: me cry because I watched it and I went, oh,
Speaker 2: that's not scripted, that's just the real moment that happened. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you know, and watching that scene between John and I,
Speaker 2: like we both were so in it and connected and
Speaker 2: it was just such a sweet scene. And also for me,
Speaker 2: like it made me emotional because I was like, this
Speaker 2: is a this is such an important lesson and it's
Speaker 2: such a like core part of that something that I
Speaker 2: believe in so wholeheartedly of like being kind to others
Speaker 2: and sticking up for people who are, you know, like
Speaker 2: being made fun of. And and I'm sure I was
Speaker 2: a kid in an asshole, you know, as we all are,
Speaker 2: but I also know that like overall, I always tried
Speaker 2: to be this person that was like, now you're not
Speaker 2: going to do this, And I just it made me
Speaker 2: really proud that we did such a great episode about
Speaker 2: being kind to others who are a little bit different,
Speaker 2: and that Steph was the one who was like not
Speaker 2: going to put up with it. I just I really
Speaker 2: it was an episode that I watched and I went,
Speaker 2: I'm really proud that that was who I got to
Speaker 2: be as the character and that she got to teach
Speaker 2: that lesson. And then you know, also watching the genuine,
Speaker 2: sweet kind moment between John and I and that last
Speaker 2: hug where I can tell it's just he's genuinely squeezing
Speaker 2: me because he loves me, and I'm genuinely giving him
Speaker 2: a hug that has nothing to do with Steph and Jesse,
Speaker 2: but is just a real sweet moment. And yeah, this
Speaker 2: episode really it hit me in the feels. Oh and
Speaker 2: again when you hear our episode, our interview with Wit,
Speaker 2: that will also hit you in the fields, Like it's
Speaker 2: a just this was a really important, great episode, and
Speaker 2: it's also one that I think so many people remember
Speaker 2: from you know, classic full House days is the duck
Speaker 2: Face episode.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but yeah, I remember this episode just because of
Speaker 1: WIT's face, like he's just so duck face. I didn't
Speaker 1: realize the message behind it, you know, because I haven't
Speaker 1: seen it. I don't know if i'd ever seen this episode,
Speaker 1: to be honest, so I didn't think about the bigger
Speaker 1: message involved. And yeah, that was the magic of Full House.
Speaker 1: It was these important messages told through people who had
Speaker 1: this genuine connection and that that that love that wasn't scripted. Yeah,
Speaker 1: chemistry wasn't scripted. You can't script it. Yeah, that that
Speaker 1: was real. And that's why Full House was the juggernaut
Speaker 1: that it was, because I think the audiences fell fell
Speaker 1: in love with the chemistry between all of us. And
Speaker 1: what a Yeah, what a.
Speaker 2: Great, really great episode. I'm very proud of this episode.
Speaker 2: Steph is a badass. I love being I love that
Speaker 2: she is who she is, and she just she'll she'll,
Speaker 2: she'll fight for people. That's that was admirable in Steph.
Speaker 2: And I'm just so glad that, uh, you know, hopefully
Speaker 2: a generation of young people watched that and maybe learned
Speaker 2: something maybe a little bit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Oh I love that.
Speaker 2: Did you have any everwhere you look moments?
Speaker 1: I think I have the same probably the same one
Speaker 1: you do.
Speaker 2: Well, I have two?
Speaker 1: Okay, I have I have two?
Speaker 2: Okay, well, okay, you you one on? You go give
Speaker 2: me your first one? Should I do the one that
Speaker 2: we do, the one that I think we both are
Speaker 2: gonna we overlap? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Okay. Well. On the wake Up San Francisco set Yep,
Speaker 1: the stage manager is our actual stage manager, Mark Sandrowski.
Speaker 2: Yep, Mark Sandrowski, who was Dave Koolier's friends since they
Speaker 2: were nine years old growing up, who was our actual
Speaker 2: stage manager on on the show, and who did a
Speaker 2: little guest part there with his lines, and who went
Speaker 2: on to become an Emmy Award winning director for Big
Speaker 2: Bang Theory and other Chuck Lory things.
Speaker 1: So yeah, it was it was so cool. And Mark is.
Speaker 2: Just, yeah, he's so great.
Speaker 1: Watch he reacts to what Bob is saying and he
Speaker 1: like counts down just likely. He's just he's so present,
Speaker 1: Like he's a great I don't think he's an actor, but.
Speaker 2: He's I mean he he and Dave did he did
Speaker 2: comedy was you know, he has a kid, and so
Speaker 2: that was kind of what they like to do. And yeah,
Speaker 2: so that was that was one. What's your what's your other? Everybody?
Speaker 1: Look, well, just I have one more thing to add
Speaker 1: about Mark. You know, Mark Sandrowski originated out That's where
Speaker 1: Dave got it, and so I love that they inserted
Speaker 1: cut it out so many times into that scene. So
Speaker 1: I'm like, that's a nod to Mark that is absolutely
Speaker 1: absolutely loved it. Okay, My second one is actually a
Speaker 1: question speaking of stairs. I noticed for the first time
Speaker 1: that in Joey's room there's stairs go in opposite directions. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I never noticed that's the stairs on the right. Where
Speaker 1: do those go to?
Speaker 2: Where do those go? It's it just I don't know,
Speaker 2: Like I don't know.
Speaker 1: It's a basement.
Speaker 2: It's so where it's a basement.
Speaker 1: It doesn't make sense.
Speaker 2: Maybe does it go it can't possibly lead Maybe that
Speaker 2: there's a back staircase that goes just directly all the
Speaker 2: way up.
Speaker 1: Oh, like a tornado shelter or something like.
Speaker 2: Maybe like no, like a like you would have almost
Speaker 2: like service stairs. I mean old Victorian homes would have
Speaker 2: like a service stair where like basically the kitchen stairs
Speaker 2: would be quote unquote like a service stair that only
Speaker 2: your staff would use, and then everyone else would use
Speaker 2: the front stair. But I don't know where two stairs
Speaker 2: in the It doesn't It's always been there. That's the
Speaker 2: funny thing is it's always been there, like a split staircase,
Speaker 2: but we've never used the way to the right because
Speaker 2: I think we all went it doesn't make sense, But
Speaker 2: now we're like, it makes it, just use it. It's
Speaker 2: I mean, who cares. This house doesn't exist, you know,
Speaker 2: couldn't exist possibly anyway, So use all the stairs.
Speaker 1: My next pitch is that we should get Jerry Dunn
Speaker 1: on the show. Who designed all of these sets? Or
Speaker 1: did he design Fuller.
Speaker 2: He didn't design full he didn't design just Fuller.
Speaker 1: He did Fuller.
Speaker 2: But I think on the internet somewhere there is someone
Speaker 2: who tried to put basically like an architectural rendering of
Speaker 2: the full House house with all of the things that
Speaker 2: it has and what you see and what the shape
Speaker 2: of the house actually would be. And it's it's like
Speaker 2: something off of like roadblocks, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: It's like it is the weirdest shaped like doesn't couldn't
Speaker 2: possibly exist in actual buildings.
Speaker 1: No, it defies law, defies yeah, defies gravity.
Speaker 2: Everything. Yeah, everything it's got it is think Uh it's
Speaker 2: a it's a portal to some sort of black hole,
Speaker 2: or it's a it's a there's a time warp in there.
Speaker 2: I don't know, something, there's something going on at that
Speaker 2: town something because it's like the West. It's like the
Speaker 2: Winchester Mystery House with all the stairs in that house.
Speaker 2: You know what I mean, there's got to stairs that
Speaker 2: go into blank walls. And doors that open onto nothing.
Speaker 1: Yes, it has to be because there's so many dang stairs.
Speaker 2: I always say that they do construction quickly in this
Speaker 2: house without any Yeah, no mess, because Daniel, no mess,
Speaker 2: no noise. Great. I will tell you my other everywhere
Speaker 2: you look moment. Was it was a classic late eighties beverage.
Speaker 1: Oh it was.
Speaker 2: It was a New York Seltzer. Oh they were in
Speaker 2: a couple episodes, uh or a couple scenes in this episode,
Speaker 2: and they're like really greeked out or whatever. But New
Speaker 2: York seltz in the little bottles with the like different
Speaker 2: color wraps, and they were it was basically you know,
Speaker 2: flavored soda water.
Speaker 1: Yeah, sugar, but yeah, the Lacroix of.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't be that mean to New York Seltzer. I
Speaker 2: love Lacroix, but it actually Lacroix tastes like if you
Speaker 2: licked a fruit and then licked the glass that you're
Speaker 2: gonna pour the water in. But New York Seltzer actually
Speaker 2: like was like you juiced in and added sugar. Really nice,
Speaker 2: the real the real sugar, real yeah stuff. Yes, But anyway,
Speaker 2: that was my little other ere the moment. Because you ever,
Speaker 2: you don't see him now. I think that company might
Speaker 2: have gone out of business, but it was no you
Speaker 2: could get it yeah in the eighties, like Deli's bagels chops.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh man, man, I could use one right now.
Speaker 2: Right seriously, I'm gonna go eat a sandwich the size
Speaker 2: of Michelle Tanner's head in that scene.
Speaker 1: And drinking New York Celtic and drink of New York.
Speaker 2: Eltzer yep, and go find my time portal in UH
Speaker 2: in the Tanner.
Speaker 1: Household and find some ducks on a lake and throw
Speaker 1: some bread out.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yep, That's what I'm gonna do. That's the rest
Speaker 2: of my day.
Speaker 1: I love it.
Speaker 2: Great episode. Thank you everybody for joining us for another
Speaker 2: fun episode of how Rud Tanner Ritos. We hope you
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Speaker 2: and we will see you guys next week, uh for
Speaker 2: a really great episode, really fun interview with Wit himself
Speaker 2: and remember the world is small, but the door is
Speaker 2: always open.
Speaker 1: Yeah, very good, very good. Okay, still there's still there's
Speaker 1: there's still questioning that there's there's one too many syllables syllable.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's gonna take some some redoing, but I just well,
Speaker 2: I'll get my red editor pen, I'll I'll do something.
Speaker 1: I'll do some edit, some notes.
Speaker 2: We'll listen to the fan retos, like everybody's gonna have
Speaker 2: thoughts on its sound. Alright, you guys, see you next time.
Speaker 2: M