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Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone frame Mornings on the twenties.

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Speaker 2: Hello, Yeah, what's up. It's Donk. Yeah, uh, who is

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Speaker 2: this Donk?

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Speaker 1: It's nice to meet you, bro.

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Speaker 2: Do I know you?

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Speaker 1: Oh well no, like I don't think we've officially met.

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Speaker 1: I don't even know if you've been told about me yet.

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Speaker 1: But like, my name is Paul Dunkler, but like everybody

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Speaker 1: just calls me Donk and I'm dating Wendy, your ex wife.

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Speaker 3: Oh okay, yeah, I did not know about this.

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Speaker 2: That's news to me.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, And so like we started dating, you know

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Speaker 1: what I mean? And so I figured I would call

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Speaker 1: and say what's up, you know, like introduce myself, because

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Speaker 1: like you know, I know it's gonna be hard for

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Speaker 1: you to hear about like your ex wife is like

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Speaker 1: back on the dating scene, and then obviously like with me,

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Speaker 1: you know what I mean.

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Speaker 3: So yeah, yeah, I don't know if you should be

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Speaker 3: calling me, buddy. I think that, you know, you should

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Speaker 3: probably wait for her to introduce us properly.

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Speaker 1: Yeah that's what she was saying to you. But you know,

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Speaker 1: I kind of took it to paunst myself because Donk

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Speaker 1: just figures it's better to get out in front of things,

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Speaker 1: you know what I mean, and.

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Speaker 3: Crush it, get out and get out in front of

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Speaker 3: what I mean. You know, we said it was cool

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Speaker 3: if she was dating. I didn't know she had a boyfriend.

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Speaker 1: But yeah, you're not even like a fish, like yeah,

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Speaker 1: DONC doesn't fear commitment, dude, but like we're not like

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Speaker 1: fully like a fish. Yeah, you know, we've been on

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Speaker 1: four dates. So but you know, like you guys used

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Speaker 1: to like be married or whatever. So I figured it'd

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Speaker 1: be cool to call and just like.

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Speaker 3: You've only been on four dates. You've only been on

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Speaker 3: four dates, and you're already saying you're her boyfriend.

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Speaker 1: Well I mean no, but yes, you know what I mean.

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Speaker 1: Like that's where it always goes.

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Speaker 2: How did you even get my number? How? Why? How

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Speaker 2: did how? How are you calling me right now?

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Speaker 1: How am I calling you?

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Speaker 3: Dude?

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Speaker 1: So this is cool because like I like to call

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Speaker 1: them teaching moments, and you know, since you guys have

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Speaker 1: a kid together, Uh, I find that to be a

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Speaker 1: good like a challenging sometimes to like, you know, explain

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Speaker 1: things about like how am I calling you? Did so

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Speaker 1: I don't really know all about how cell phones work

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Speaker 1: or whatever but like.

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Speaker 2: I know, how did you get my number? How did

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Speaker 2: you get my number?

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Speaker 3: Oh?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I got it from her phone. Dude, I got

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Speaker 1: it from your ex wife's phone.

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Speaker 3: You're going into her phone. You've been on four dates

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Speaker 3: and you're already in her phone.

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Speaker 2: Dude. Not cool. That's not cool at all.

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Speaker 1: Okay, So, like in my mind, du before Don called you,

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Speaker 1: I thought like this would different, you know, like you'd

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Speaker 1: be stoked.

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Speaker 2: To hear that. Well why would I Why would I

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Speaker 2: be stoked? Why would I be so? Also, what why

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Speaker 2: are you speaking a third person? No, it's weird.

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Speaker 1: No, it's just me and you on the phone.

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Speaker 2: Dude.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but you're like, oh, Doc this and Doc that, Like,

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Speaker 3: stop referring to yourself in the third person.

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Speaker 2: But you're you're a You're a dude. I'm shocked that.

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Speaker 3: I'm shocked at you would even you would even go

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Speaker 3: near a guy like you.

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Speaker 2: Okay.

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Speaker 1: So like basically why I wanted to call you that, dude,

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Speaker 1: is to go or like the co parenting plan, you know,

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Speaker 1: because like, yeah, and.

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Speaker 2: Lay away from my daughter.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I just figure like diet wise, we should be

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Speaker 1: like going for gains, like at a young age, you

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Speaker 1: know what I mean so like, I'm thinking high protein,

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Speaker 1: low car like, make sure she gets her macros in.

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Speaker 2: No, I don't think so. She's a fifth grader.

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Speaker 3: She doesn't need to be making gains or macros or whatever. Like. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna call my ex wife right now because I

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Speaker 3: don't know what kind of decisions she's letting you make

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Speaker 3: for our family without even consulting me first.

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Speaker 2: But it is not Okay, this is stup man.

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Speaker 1: Okay, well then I'll let you know that this is

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Speaker 1: actually Jubil from the Jubil Show doing a phone prank

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Speaker 1: on you and your ex wife. Wendy set you up.

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Speaker 3: Wait, this isn't You're not who is You're not her

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Speaker 3: boyfriend one?

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Speaker 1: No, it's a joke. She said that you guys, oh

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Speaker 1: are still cool, and you've talked about that you would

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Speaker 1: tell each other when you're dating and stuff, and she

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Speaker 1: wanted to freak you out.

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Speaker 3: My god, you honestly sound you. First of all, you

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Speaker 3: don't even sound like your type, but you sounded like

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Speaker 3: the worst human. I can't even so thank god, Oh

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Speaker 3: my

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Speaker 1: God, wake up every morning with Jubile phone Franks weekday

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Speaker 1: mornings on the twenties