WEBVTT - Shaved-Off Eyebrows

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<v Speaker 1>Elvis Durant phone tap.

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<v Speaker 2>Garrett is here. Could you tell us about his phone

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<v Speaker 2>tap today?

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<v Speaker 3>Hey, Garrett, Stephanie wants to play a phone tap on

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<v Speaker 3>her mom Marcy. Now they have a family wedding coming up,

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<v Speaker 3>and Stephanie's a little bit of a rebel, so Marcy

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<v Speaker 3>wants her daughter, Stephanie to clean it up. So Stephanie,

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<v Speaker 3>who's playing the phone tap on her mom, goes to

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<v Speaker 3>the beauty salon, and that's where we take.

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<v Speaker 1>It up from.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, the rebel and a wedding is involved, so

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<v Speaker 2>you know there's gonna be some tension here and a mom.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, all right, the ingredients for a great phone tap.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, Garrett, let's.

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<v Speaker 2>See what happens here we go.

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<v Speaker 4>Marty Evans, Hi, Mom, Hi, Jeff, I'm kind to see

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<v Speaker 4>what's up.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh. I just want to let you know I just

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<v Speaker 5>got my hair cut.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, how to come out?

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<v Speaker 5>Well, I felt pretty good about it. I was, you know,

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<v Speaker 5>getting relaxed, and they're shampooing my hair and then I

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<v Speaker 5>kind of doze off. Then I little kind.

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<v Speaker 4>Of a hurry.

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<v Speaker 5>Well they sort of shaved my eyebrows off. What yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>I will I don't have any eyebrows left.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, Mike, why did you get your haircut?

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<v Speaker 5>I went to one of those schools where they give

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<v Speaker 5>three haircuts when they're learning.

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<v Speaker 4>Were you drinking?

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<v Speaker 3>What?

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<v Speaker 5>No, it is morning.

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<v Speaker 4>Don't tell me you wto a hairdresser and they cut

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<v Speaker 4>your eyebrows off that. This just doesn't make any sense.

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<v Speaker 4>What you are I will relax, you will relaxed. So

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<v Speaker 4>they decided to take off your eyebrows.

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<v Speaker 5>Who does that?

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<v Speaker 4>Which I don't know.

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<v Speaker 5>Maybe they were practicing how to wax eyebrows. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 5>It's kind of sorry for a minute. It's not that bad.

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<v Speaker 5>I mean, my eyebrows will grow back.

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<v Speaker 4>It's not that bad. Do you understand where we're going

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<v Speaker 4>on Sunday? You're going to see your entire family, people

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<v Speaker 4>you haven't seen in five years. You're going to show

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<v Speaker 4>up with no eyebrows and that ridiculous pirate chattoo you

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<v Speaker 4>just got on your shoulder. What the hell's wrong with you?

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<v Speaker 4>Calm down, Come down, dall, mom.

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<v Speaker 5>At least I didn't have to pay for it. I'm

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<v Speaker 5>not paying for it.

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<v Speaker 4>So you didn't have to pay for it. What do

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<v Speaker 4>you mean you didn't have to pay for it? It's free.

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<v Speaker 5>They're learning.

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<v Speaker 4>What the hell are you right now?

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<v Speaker 5>I'm still here. I'm just sitting in the chair. Worked

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<v Speaker 5>on you there.

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<v Speaker 4>I want to talk that moron.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, but don't like, don't be crazy. I'm going to

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<v Speaker 5>hand you thish one'll be crazy. Lucas, Lucas, Hey, can

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<v Speaker 5>you come here? Hello?

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<v Speaker 1>Hi, this is Lucas. How can I help you?

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<v Speaker 4>What the hell did you do to my daughter?

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<v Speaker 1>She looks she looks beautiful, she was beautiful.

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<v Speaker 4>Wrong, people, you shave off? What do you approach her?

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<v Speaker 3>I am not a butcher. I don't work in a deli.

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<v Speaker 3>I work in a hair salon.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, did she.

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<v Speaker 4>Did she ask you to remove her eyebrow?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, that's the thing. She she kind of was asleep.

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<v Speaker 3>I nudged her and it looked like she said yes,

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<v Speaker 3>So I just went with it.

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<v Speaker 1>So uh toak. I'm sorry.

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<v Speaker 4>Stamp off on the phone. Right now, people's eyebrows off

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<v Speaker 4>related my dad going to a family wedding on Sunday,

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<v Speaker 4>their family theresting in five years. She's going to go

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<v Speaker 4>in there like a cleek.

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<v Speaker 1>I could fix it.

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<v Speaker 4>No no, no, no, no no no no, I'm sorry. You're

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<v Speaker 4>not going to fix anything. I am taking her to

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<v Speaker 4>get them professionally tattooed, and you're going to pay for it.

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<v Speaker 4>Give am boss on the phone right.

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<v Speaker 1>Now, ma'am, ma'am, I will fix it. Yeah, Stepan, sit

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<v Speaker 1>down in the chair. Stephane, just sit down in the

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<v Speaker 1>chair and we'll we'll take care of this right now.

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<v Speaker 4>For your mind, the police, I'm telling you, you put

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<v Speaker 4>one hand on my bottle and you're going to wedd it.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, let's think about this. If you want me to

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<v Speaker 3>fix the problem, how am I supposed to do? Get so?

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<v Speaker 4>Can you hear me? Do not fix the problem.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm trying to just fix the eyebrows. I have a

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<v Speaker 3>pen that I could use, and I got my I

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<v Speaker 3>got the phone in my hands. It's a very easy fix.

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<v Speaker 3>It's a very easy fixed.

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<v Speaker 1>Eyebrows maybe fixed.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm going to fix you, and I'm going to fix

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<v Speaker 4>you in a way that you're going to be singing

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<v Speaker 4>to plant or do you understand me? Okay away from

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<v Speaker 4>my daughter, ma'am.

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<v Speaker 3>What if I just sweep up the eyebrows and we

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<v Speaker 3>try to get them back on her?

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<v Speaker 4>Out of your mind?

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<v Speaker 1>Can I offer you're a free waxing.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm calling up your a wedding coming up.

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<v Speaker 1>And everybody needs to be waxed. Shut it up your ear. No,

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<v Speaker 1>well I could do that too for you. I could

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<v Speaker 1>wax that here. Just Stephanie, your mom, she's not happy.

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<v Speaker 4>Get out of there, Stephanie. Are you listening to me?

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<v Speaker 4>Are you listening to me?

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<v Speaker 3>Yo?

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<v Speaker 4>Get out of that salon now. Call me on your

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<v Speaker 4>shell as soon as you get out. And I want

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<v Speaker 4>the name and address.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you hear me?

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<v Speaker 5>Mom? I can't. They only have two of my nails done.

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<v Speaker 5>Let me just finish all the man's care and then

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<v Speaker 5>and then I'll go.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, Stephany, they are butchering you. What is wrong you look?

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<v Speaker 5>I'm just stay done for the wedding for free, that's all.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't want to go in there and present my

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<v Speaker 4>daughter with a tattoo has no eyebrows. It looks like

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<v Speaker 4>I'm not a good mother. I am calling a police

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<v Speaker 4>right now.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, well, missus Evans, before you do that, I think

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<v Speaker 3>I might need to tell you you just got phone tapped, Jeffany,

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<v Speaker 3>I think this is funny, miss Evans. My name is

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<v Speaker 3>Garrett from Elvis Durrant in the Morning Show, and you

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<v Speaker 3>just got phone tap by your Daughterrney.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm screaming, feels better about me this weekend.

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<v Speaker 4>Now the whole office is staring at me. Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 5>I love you, mom.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I love you too. Find another way of showing it,

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<v Speaker 4>will you, Elvis.

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<v Speaker 2>I love that you took off my daughter's eyebrows. Call

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<v Speaker 2>the police. This phone table was pre recorded with permission

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<v Speaker 2>granted by all

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<v Speaker 3>Participass Duran phone tap Elvis Duran in the Morning Show