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Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of Trends Stegn.

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Speaker 1: When Trends seign's money. It was Kimmel, the co host

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Speaker 1: on that isn't where he started to a little Jimmakima

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Speaker 1: Jim mckima. I remember that was I always calm that

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Speaker 1: because when he was doing the when he kicked off

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Speaker 1: the like lie to your kids on Halloween, tell him

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Speaker 1: you stole all their ship challenge. There's one kid after

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Speaker 1: who was like, why Jimmy, come, why Jimmy Kimmel tell

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Speaker 1: you to do that. It was like Jim mckimma, um,

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Speaker 1: you are Miles Jack And here's some things that are

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Speaker 1: trending US soccer, big big news. Yeah, I don't know

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Speaker 1: this big deal. This is like a thing I think

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Speaker 1: for all soccer fans is in a World Cup, you're like,

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Speaker 1: this is usually when a national team gets a refreshed uniform,

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Speaker 1: you know, because like this is this is what you

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Speaker 1: wear going into the fucking battle of the World Cup

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Speaker 1: and a Dicks sporting goods somewhere like arrantly just put

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Speaker 1: all like the new us A ship on the racks.

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Speaker 1: When like, I think, way too early, and so someone

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Speaker 1: was like, yo, this is the fucking jersey and a

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Speaker 1: lot of people are just like this is yawning. It's

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Speaker 1: making me yawn is so tired. This design is very simple, um,

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Speaker 1: but it likes kicked off this whole thing where then

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Speaker 1: they're like people who are former Nike employees are like,

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Speaker 1: you don't understand how like collaborating with like outside organizations

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Speaker 1: is sometimes like like US soccer is kind of like

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Speaker 1: the clients. So like when they're like, we like boring

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Speaker 1: us non forward thinking designs, that's kind of what we deliver.

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Speaker 1: But yeah, you know me, I love a jersey. K

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Speaker 1: this is they dropped the kid early. They called me

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Speaker 1: full kit when could don't When I show up the

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Speaker 1: Sunday Ly Football wearing a full kit constantly, that's what

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Speaker 1: they call it. Dude, is like who pull up wearing

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Speaker 1: like the socks, the shorts, the jersey. Yeah, like same

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Speaker 1: pick up. Sometimes you'll see people pull up with the

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Speaker 1: whole uniform and you're like full kit winker in the building.

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Speaker 1: I like to wear an entire baseball team's uniform down

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Speaker 1: to the cleats and stretch tight pant when I go

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Speaker 1: to a game game and you're just slipping down the

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Speaker 1: cement steps because you're um, but yeah, it's pretty. So

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Speaker 1: the one shirt is just white with the logo on it,

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Speaker 1: and then the other one is tied tyed blue and black. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's it's not great. It's not great. I just smashed

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Speaker 1: my own heel against my leg Oh no, smarts. It

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Speaker 1: was like a direct blow, like on the weak point

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Speaker 1: of my heel bone. You need a minute, you know,

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Speaker 1: I just because I mean I could, I could talk

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Speaker 1: for about fifteen minutes about this bit. Did I just

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Speaker 1: do no fucking podcasting injury right now? It happens, you know, alright,

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Speaker 1: go on, man and be tough. Would be tough? Okay,

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Speaker 1: all right? Um, it was like right on the like

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Speaker 1: could you imagine like the thinnest part of your skin

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Speaker 1: on your foot, where your heel bone is, like where

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Speaker 1: the bonus most supposed I just smashed the funk out

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Speaker 1: of that on my own shin. I don't even know.

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Speaker 1: It's just sup. Producer Brian called it the lego region. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: where you constantly just leave me behind. Man, I'll do

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Speaker 1: what I can from back here. You know. That's Daily

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Speaker 1: Guy's policy is we will leave you behind. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: they will. They'll mute me in the whole next episode, like, alright,

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Speaker 1: ben Stein is trending trend Stein. Um, he came with

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Speaker 1: the hot take. I'm wondering if some of this velocity

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Speaker 1: for the name of ben Stein is coming from the

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Speaker 1: fact that people hadn't been keeping up with him and

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Speaker 1: didn't realize he was like a libertarian in quotes, which

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Speaker 1: where that just really means like he's a right wing Yeah. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: like you're a speech writer, You're Nixon speech writer. I

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Speaker 1: don't care how slow you speaking or clearized commercial that

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Speaker 1: doesn't I mean, okay, cool, which is funny, like the

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Speaker 1: irony too of like in um, Ferris Bueller's Day Off

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Speaker 1: it's acting the most like dumbast ideas economic anyone, anyone,

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Speaker 1: anyone made the Great Depression worse because we're being retaliatory

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Speaker 1: with tires. Anyway, all that he's he's on like parlor.

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Speaker 1: I don't know, it looks like discount Twitter, so I

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Speaker 1: don't know which one it is, could be GAB or

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Speaker 1: he's out here using his Ferris Bueller screen cap as

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Speaker 1: an avatar. No shape, but I would too, probably yeah,

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Speaker 1: I guess. So he tweeted, quote, we have a media

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Speaker 1: that is working night and day to demolish the idea

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Speaker 1: of Trumpism, and Trumpism is basically old fashioned Republicanism. The

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Speaker 1: original GOP was started to free the slaves. That is

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Speaker 1: what the Republican Party was founded on. Now the Democratic

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Speaker 1: Party has never done anything like this in his history.

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Speaker 1: Why does the Republican Party not get credit for that?

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Speaker 1: Why does the Republican Party not gather it's nuts together

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Speaker 1: Um So he doesn't see anything about like Trump is

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Speaker 1: m being just like the first time that a presidential

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Speaker 1: candidate was like, we're racist out loud, Like that doesn't

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Speaker 1: that's not worth remarking upon. It would seem it sounds

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Speaker 1: like he's talking to like some very ignorant audience who

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Speaker 1: only is asking ben Stein to explain everything to them,

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Speaker 1: and they need no other context. You know, they're like,

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Speaker 1: what do you say, ben Stein, Oh, yeah, we freed

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Speaker 1: the slaves kind of, but then the we pretty much

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Speaker 1: went back on that, like very quickly after they came back.

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Speaker 1: So even this guy gets it. Keep ignoring the fact

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Speaker 1: that he has got it and he was a Nixon

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Speaker 1: speech writer. Who I guess there was a Nixon speech

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Speaker 1: writer to Hollywood pipeline during the fucked up Reagan era

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Speaker 1: when that was what was cool. It was like, all right,

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Speaker 1: we're gonna take our most charismatic young actor. What what

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Speaker 1: role should we put him in? Alex p. Keaton, That's

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Speaker 1: that's cool, just a yeah, yeah, but anyway, nice. I

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Speaker 1: guess trying to get points, you know, I get the

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Speaker 1: brand continues to fully become so toxic and radioactive, and

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Speaker 1: you're trying like, well, what about this time so long

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Speaker 1: ago that we've completely lost track of m leftovers? Is trending?

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Speaker 1: The takeout is asking the question our fast food chains

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Speaker 1: just putting scraps into a container and calling it a bowl.

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Speaker 1: I think, so I this this feels right? Um, yeah,

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Speaker 1: this is from who is it? Dennis Lee at the takeout?

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Speaker 1: We love to take out. But on the heels of

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Speaker 1: that fucked up Papa Bowl nonsense we were talking about yesterday.

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Speaker 1: You know, they're looking at that, They're like, you know,

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Speaker 1: KFC recently re released a like mac and Cheese bowl

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Speaker 1: that just like the mac and cheese side that you

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Speaker 1: can get a KFC with a little popcorn chicken on top,

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Speaker 1: plus shredded cheese on top of that. You're gonna want

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Speaker 1: shredded cheese on top of your chicken cereal bowl? Hey

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Speaker 1: maybe in Chicago, maybe going to Portillo's. And now they

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Speaker 1: got beef bowls, which is just loose meat in a

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Speaker 1: bowl or subway. Uh, they got no bready bowls, no

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Speaker 1: bready bowls. They called it a no Bready bowl, Like

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Speaker 1: what is that? Is that a play on something Betty

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Speaker 1: remember that's the closest thing that was a Buddy book,

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Speaker 1: a ready bowl? Is that something? I don't know? No

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Speaker 1: bready bowls, That's what I'm saying. And that's just fucking

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Speaker 1: loose ship in a bowl. And I know they got

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Speaker 1: and I know, uh, motherfucking Jersey Mike's got stubbed in

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Speaker 1: a tub. Oh yeah, okay, but that's just the name

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Speaker 1: is not confounding me to the point that I can't

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Speaker 1: think of anything else. Um, and in my lowest moments,

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Speaker 1: I've ordered them, Oh yeah, subb in a tub. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: This is like when I was like rather than just

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Speaker 1: the bread, rather than why don't get my ship together?

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Speaker 1: Like holistically from our perspectively, like this one hack changed

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Speaker 1: my life. You're trying to live your life on the

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Speaker 1: click bait diet. Just cut these three things out, you good?

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Speaker 1: And I'm like, okay, yeah, for sure, I'll eat plastic

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Speaker 1: I was right across the street from Jersey Mic. Was

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Speaker 1: your doctor mad at you? Because that's what they always promised.

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Speaker 1: They were like, doctors are furious that this woman wasn't

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Speaker 1: even going to the doctor secret she figured out Yeah

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Speaker 1: no bready bowl, no bready ball baby. Um yeah, I

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Speaker 1: mean it seems pretty clear that they're all jumping on this.

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Speaker 1: I also partially blame Taco Bell for being like, no,

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Speaker 1: you don't need new ingredients. Re combine for ingredients, and

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Speaker 1: They're all we wanted to do the same thing, but

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Speaker 1: unfortunately all they've got is what if we took those

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Speaker 1: these other brands. It's just like, I don't know what

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Speaker 1: that should in a bowl, Like what if we took

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Speaker 1: and then you're like, okay, I like that, but this

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Speaker 1: is all everything that you already make already, but you've

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Speaker 1: When you got a name like no Bready Bowl sitting

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Speaker 1: with a way to use it. No Ready Bowl. It's yeah,

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Speaker 1: something like it's time to go betty By, I was like,

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Speaker 1: um yo, you know what happened. They used to call

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Speaker 1: like just ain't working enough. No, bretty still still no, still,

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Speaker 1: no explanation. As far as his light, you're all over again, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: this is light. You're all over again, Miles. I'm stuck, man,

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Speaker 1: it's until I can get a rationale explanation. I watched

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Speaker 1: and they were like huh and just bailed on it.

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Speaker 1: Um yeah, I tried, man, your wife's like, what are

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Speaker 1: you guys doing? The like Dad's making us watch one

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Speaker 1: of sho I just like you don't get it either,

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Speaker 1: right They said it was the Andy's movie, but like

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Speaker 1: what where's and Dad? Let go of my collar? All

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Speaker 1: right now, we'll actually take a break and then we'll

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Speaker 1: be right back and we're back. Starbucks is trending because

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Speaker 1: they're just they got a new product where they're putting

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Speaker 1: why why Starbucks trending? Uh, you know, we're just talking

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Speaker 1: about They're they're doing everything in any They're they've got

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Speaker 1: scorched earth to try and bust these unions. Specifically in Memphis,

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Speaker 1: there were a group of workers who were trying to

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Speaker 1: organize a union. I believe it was like seven of them.

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Speaker 1: They all got fucking fired because they're trying to bust

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Speaker 1: the union and intimidate everybody and said an example to

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Speaker 1: everybody else in that Memphis area to be like, funk around,

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Speaker 1: find out unionized. We'll break the fucking law. We don't

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Speaker 1: give a ship. Well, a federal judge just ordered Starbucks

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Speaker 1: Until then, be kind to each other, be kind to yourself,

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Speaker 1: get the vaccine, don't do nothing about white supremacy, and

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