Speaker 1: Welcome to bowl Chat. Today is Wednesday, May eleventh, Andrew,
Speaker 1: are you ready?
Speaker 2: I'm ready.
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Speaker 2: Doesn't look like put this over here.
Speaker 1: Okay, just give me a second. You are such a turd. No,
Speaker 1: I mean such a turd. But we do this every
Speaker 1: at the same time.
Speaker 2: We do. No, we don't, we do. You are such
Speaker 2: a little sneaky snake. That's what you are. What thing?
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Speaker 2: Can we get something like there has to be a
Speaker 2: song that has bowl in it? And that hurt? That
Speaker 2: was really loud. It hurt my precious little ears.
Speaker 1: I know before there's like seventeen things that I said
Speaker 1: save it for bull chat, and I don't remember any
Speaker 1: of them.
Speaker 2: Well, I have one. Why is this table?
Speaker 1: I wasn't here yesterday the studio and everyone just threw
Speaker 1: everything on this table. There's bananas and slim fast and
Speaker 1: wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube men and candles and
Speaker 1: games and cologne and extra microphones and pens.
Speaker 2: What okay, what's up with gunness? Just lead with what's
Speaker 2: the matter? Hi?
Speaker 1: Scary oh, Scary back for Eminem's.
Speaker 2: You like your sneakers? Thank you? Yeezis Scary is trying
Speaker 2: to plump up so he can lose weight. He's eating gum.
Speaker 1: There's no no, you know what. He comes in here
Speaker 1: multiple times the morning and takes peanut Eminem's handfuls.
Speaker 2: Well, listen, I mean, I had some peanut and m
Speaker 2: and ms myself. Would you like to defend yourself? Scary?
Speaker 2: Feel free?
Speaker 1: How do you resist peanut m and ms?
Speaker 3: Well, I mean you can't all kinds of emin ms,
Speaker 3: peanut butter, Eminem's, caramel eminems, the mint ones. They have
Speaker 3: new cookie ones, the cookies and cream ones they I mean,
Speaker 3: and and it's just a whole lot of goodness in
Speaker 3: a little chocolate capsule that doesn't melt in your capsle.
Speaker 1: Do you know what my melt in your hands?
Speaker 2: You know?
Speaker 1: My favorite eminem always was, and it was not a
Speaker 1: very popular one, Almond Eminem's. I don't even know if
Speaker 1: they still make them, but they were my favorite.
Speaker 2: Em and ms were great.
Speaker 4: And then there was the dark chocolate ones, which I
Speaker 4: think they still have and I love those.
Speaker 2: I like the peanut butter. Peanut butter is great.
Speaker 4: But yeah, right now, moving on to some extra gum.
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Speaker 1: Thank you guys.
Speaker 4: One day I aspired to be on an episode of
Speaker 4: serial Killers.
Speaker 2: Oh this is bulshit mine. Oh this is the Companion podcast.
Speaker 2: This is the sister podcast the serial Killers where we
Speaker 2: just talk about whatever.
Speaker 1: Okay, well, it's nice to I would liked it.
Speaker 4: Well, I'd like to talk about maybe being on the
Speaker 4: parent podcast serial Killer.
Speaker 1: Oh, you can do that. We can make that happen.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll make it happen. We'll do a Brooklyn Boys
Speaker 2: serial Killers mashup.
Speaker 1: So just the Brooklyn Boy yes, singular, Yeah, we'll do that.
Speaker 1: You know what, damn it. Brody's gonna be like.
Speaker 2: Hey, what about me? You don't like me because he
Speaker 2: listens to this. Well, we'll do a crossover episode. I
Speaker 2: think that would be fun.
Speaker 1: I just just think I can only take one of
Speaker 1: you at a time. I don't know if we could
Speaker 1: do Brody and Scary or Scary Ambrody on the same
Speaker 1: episode multiple times.
Speaker 2: We could definitely do.
Speaker 1: No, but there's only one of him, do you understand?
Speaker 2: But one of him is equal to like forty two
Speaker 2: other people. I'm get hair now.
Speaker 4: It's been great being on my first episode of bull
Speaker 4: Chat ever.
Speaker 2: I love you guys. Yes, and you'll be on our
Speaker 2: serial Killers podcast very soon.
Speaker 1: Take a whole pack. We have plenty done. You got it?
Speaker 1: Have a chocolate peanut butter?
Speaker 2: Who done?
Speaker 1: Uh? What were we about to say? I don't remember.
Speaker 2: I was about to talk about the pimple that's on
Speaker 2: my forehead, and oh.
Speaker 1: No, I said, there was all kinds of stuff on
Speaker 1: the table and you put your your palm on your face.
Speaker 2: Because you were just complaining. You were doing your normal
Speaker 2: complaint complaining. I was just see that there's crap all
Speaker 2: over the place. And I come back after I wasn't
Speaker 2: here for a day and everything's just moved around.
Speaker 1: That's not what is wrong with your head.
Speaker 2: It's not my head. It's your head.
Speaker 1: No, the outer part of your head. Oh, the inner part.
Speaker 2: But if you're watching this on YouTube, you can't really
Speaker 2: see it in this camera. Which why aren't you using
Speaker 2: the good camera? Because that required me to go in
Speaker 2: there and I just didn't want. Oh I say it now,
Speaker 2: so I got a pimp. I Well, here's the thing.
Speaker 2: You can't pick it. I know, I'm a picker. I'm
Speaker 2: not I pick, and it's my fault for picking. And
Speaker 2: I hate that I picked. And I have a wedding
Speaker 2: on Friday, and I need this to go away by Friday.
Speaker 2: It doesn't work up at this point. See Amy also
Speaker 2: is like she's a big pimple popper. Yeah, if she has,
Speaker 2: if anybody has when she wants to pop it, yeah
Speaker 2: to me, No, I just I feel like if something
Speaker 2: comes out on your body, it's there for a reason.
Speaker 2: It will go away eventually.
Speaker 1: It may be in a bad place for something you
Speaker 1: have coming up for pictures, but that's even worse.
Speaker 2: Yeah. No, No, and one hundred percent is worse. And I'm
Speaker 2: many one hundred percent. And I've picked this area before.
Speaker 2: This is what they consider your team, right, it's a triangle,
Speaker 2: the T zone.
Speaker 1: Okay, that means it's gonna scar.
Speaker 2: No, it just means that. That's like the skin is lighter,
Speaker 2: So it means if you're gonna get a pimple or
Speaker 2: something there, it's gonna show. So I have this sweet
Speaker 2: it's not even a pimple. It's a scab at this point,
Speaker 2: and so I just need the scab to go away.
Speaker 2: I'm i was thinking of like walking in with a
Speaker 2: band aid on my forehead today, But I'm like, that's
Speaker 2: definitely way more. You could also just leave it alone. No,
Speaker 2: I am the next couple of days, like, now that
Speaker 2: I know it's just a scab, I just gotta dry
Speaker 2: the sucker out.
Speaker 1: Put a little neosporn on it, and just call it
Speaker 1: a day.
Speaker 2: Rubbing alcohol and neosporn. That's what I do. Worst place
Speaker 2: to get a ZiT go here?
Speaker 1: Hello, I believe it's on your tongue, because that is
Speaker 1: a z that is painful.
Speaker 2: That's a canker sore.
Speaker 1: It's a z it. It's not as it I think
Speaker 1: it is. Look it up. Can you get a ZiT
Speaker 1: on your tongue?
Speaker 2: You can't. It's a canker sword. Oh it's a little
Speaker 2: chunk on your tongue. It's a different thing.
Speaker 1: Whatever it is. That's the worst place or on your
Speaker 1: butt that you.
Speaker 2: Have to sit on. Oh that's again, that's a hemorrhoid.
Speaker 2: Now it is.
Speaker 1: And you have a little red pimple on your butt cheek.
Speaker 1: That's that. I'm not talking about your buttthole, I mean.
Speaker 2: On your butt cheek. That's a canker sowred.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, can you get a pimple on your tongue?
Speaker 2: You can't pimple on your tongue. Look, it's right here.
Speaker 2: I just googled it. They're called lie bumps. They appear
Speaker 2: as red or white swollen bumps on the tongue. They
Speaker 2: look or feel like a pimple. They can be painful,
Speaker 2: even when you aren't eating or drinking. Some people experience burning, itching,
Speaker 2: or tingling sensations on their tongue. So that's the most
Speaker 2: live whatever it's it's a pimple. No, it's not.
Speaker 1: Okay, it's fine.
Speaker 2: It's not like that. That annoys you, but you being like, oh,
Speaker 2: I'm back, everything looks terrible. How about you today? That's fine.
Speaker 2: Do you like grits? I do like grits. I do too,
Speaker 2: that's cool.
Speaker 1: The instant ones are not as good as if you
Speaker 1: get them in a restaurant. I love waffle House grits.
Speaker 1: There listen, and the diner by my house. Ever since
Speaker 1: I was a little kid, there was always a sign
Speaker 1: written in magic marker that was hanging right over the
Speaker 1: dessert case where the lemon merangue is.
Speaker 2: It says we have grits. And then as soon as
Speaker 2: COVID started, No more grits. That's sad.
Speaker 1: I don't know what COVID has to do with grits.
Speaker 2: There's a grit shortage you didn't hear.
Speaker 1: But like a bowl of grits, I put a pat
Speaker 1: of butter and a packet of sugar and mix it
Speaker 1: and it is so delicious.
Speaker 2: Wow, that's not that bad. Pat is a little, tiny,
Speaker 2: little square. It's not a chunk. I mean, I don't
Speaker 2: think grits are probably healthy for you, but why isn't
Speaker 2: it just some kind of grain with with what milk
Speaker 2: and stuff? No, I don't know. It doesn't sound like
Speaker 2: it would be good for you. But I mean maybe
Speaker 2: the way like a in the South they make it
Speaker 2: would be yeah, well because they put all kinds of
Speaker 2: fat an butter, right, but I would like that.
Speaker 1: It's delicious.
Speaker 2: It's like a homemad grit that way.
Speaker 1: I bet you our friend what's his name, has delicious grits.
Speaker 1: I just I said his name before her Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: big herm. I bet he makes grits in his place.
Speaker 2: I would love to go there. Can we drive down?
Speaker 1: It's Atlanta right somewhere down there.
Speaker 2: I have always wanted to go to Atlanta. There's several
Speaker 2: cities on my list that I want to go see.
Speaker 2: Atlanta's one of them. Were you there? I want to
Speaker 2: go to Denver?
Speaker 1: Weren't you there in ninety six? And didn't you like
Speaker 1: thwart a bombing at the Olympics.
Speaker 2: Wasn't that you? What?
Speaker 1: You don't even know what?
Speaker 2: This is what we know you? And then they made
Speaker 2: a movie out of it. Yeah, Richard Jewel, Yeah, why
Speaker 2: was I there? I don't know.
Speaker 1: I thought it was you what.
Speaker 2: I have no idea. Are you good today?
Speaker 1: Nope, I'm not.
Speaker 2: You are in several different places. I don't think it's
Speaker 2: here though I am. And I haven't seen a pat
Speaker 2: of butter since I was in Sleepway camp. You want
Speaker 2: me to cut you a pat of butter and we
Speaker 2: could put that on?
Speaker 1: No, that's that's not it, though, like it. They actually
Speaker 1: come in pats when I was when I was in camp,
Speaker 1: individual little it would give us a piece of white
Speaker 1: bread like we were in jail, and a pad of butter.
Speaker 1: It was a little wax piece of wax cardboard with
Speaker 1: a small slice of butter, which is a pat and
Speaker 1: a little wax paper on top of it. And that's
Speaker 1: what we that's what we would would use for our bread.
Speaker 2: Well, I was telling Jackie my prison meal today was
Speaker 2: I love And I know it's gonna sound really stupid,
Speaker 2: but the mini pretzels like the I don't know who
Speaker 2: the maker of the mini pressman. Yes, they make many
Speaker 2: ones in a clear bag now they used to not
Speaker 2: be in a clear bag. That used to be in
Speaker 2: a yellow bag. Clear bag. Yes, it's like see through clear.
Speaker 1: Is there a logo printed on it?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just as weird. But it's like a pound
Speaker 2: of mini pretzels.
Speaker 1: I don't think that's Bachmann's then, because there's a still
Speaker 1: yellow and whatever. Their butter pretzels are the best false.
Speaker 1: Dislike those immensely. I don't like the fake butter the
Speaker 1: best for me. I don't think it's fake either.
Speaker 2: No, I'm not a fan. Anyway, back to my story. Sorry,
Speaker 2: I love eating handfuls of the mini pretzels.
Speaker 1: Will you say many? Do you mean like the little nubs?
Speaker 2: No, Like they're small pretzels, Like they're twisted like a pretzel. Yes, okay,
Speaker 2: and I love chugging them with some water. I yes,
Speaker 2: you have the crunchy salty pretzel and then as you're
Speaker 2: chewing it, you drink water at the same time. M.
Speaker 2: Chef's kiss delicious.
Speaker 1: That's almost like eating cereal with water.
Speaker 2: I listen, don't not till you try it. I like
Speaker 2: to here's my thing.
Speaker 1: I like to suck on a pretzel until it gets
Speaker 1: soft and then I can just mush it with my tongue.
Speaker 2: But what's who's that? Uh? It's for work? Okay, Well,
Speaker 2: this is work, so don't worry. This is work.
Speaker 1: So but by most of the time, by the time
Speaker 1: I can't get it that far, I just crunch it.
Speaker 1: Same thing with an M and M. Like if I'm
Speaker 1: sucking on it, just because I wanted to melt in
Speaker 1: my mouth, I can't wait and I crunch it, kind
Speaker 1: of like the tutti pop thing. How many licks do
Speaker 1: you know?
Speaker 3: Well?
Speaker 1: I eat two three?
Speaker 2: What's that?
Speaker 3: I know?
Speaker 2: It's the owl?
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: They used to play those all the time. Yeah, one, two, three, three? Okay?
Speaker 2: So what was I saying?
Speaker 1: We were pretzels, little bags of pretzels, pats of butter.
Speaker 2: Grits, not grits. Oh, you were onto something?
Speaker 1: Were going candies? You wanted to go to Atlantic warheads.
Speaker 1: Nothing was canned.
Speaker 2: I need to talk about this one. I can't let's remember.
Speaker 1: Let's go back to Atlanta.
Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, go ahead, Atlanta.
Speaker 1: You don't have to write it down.
Speaker 2: I click it all. Remember Atlanta. Okay, now I'll remember it. Okay.
Speaker 2: So back to the warhead warheads? I can wait, wait,
Speaker 2: hold on, what do you mean back to we never
Speaker 2: were we never said warheads, but you were talking about
Speaker 2: sucking on candy, so it made me think of warheads.
Speaker 1: That's the one with the fizzy stuff inside. New Okay.
Speaker 2: Those were the ones that had They came in like
Speaker 2: all different colors, jawbreakers. It was the guy with like
Speaker 2: the exploding head, and they were about like big because
Speaker 2: there was crazy because there was fizzy croud inside. No,
Speaker 2: it was just extremely sour on the inside. Huh. And
Speaker 2: the black warheads were the craziest ones. They were like
Speaker 2: clear and you would suck on them and I can't
Speaker 2: do sour because my left eye twitches. I'm just telling
Speaker 2: the truth.
Speaker 1: Did you used to get them from the ice cream truck?
Speaker 1: What warheads?
Speaker 2: No? When I was in school, people used to bring them,
Speaker 2: but they were like a band candy, oh, because it
Speaker 2: was like you couldn't have gum or candy in school
Speaker 2: and then people like would bring warheads in and that
Speaker 2: was like the thing when you were growing up in
Speaker 2: the suburbs. Was there an ice cream truck in the neighborhood? Yes,
Speaker 2: but depending on that, it only started coming more as
Speaker 2: I got older. When we were kids, it's like, I
Speaker 2: don't know, like for to like eighth grade, we used
Speaker 2: to have to tell my uncle to call the ice
Speaker 2: cream trucks because there wouldn't be an ice cream.
Speaker 1: And now you do it on an app. But when
Speaker 1: I was little, yeah, yeah, there's an ice cream truck
Speaker 1: I know in Jersey and it's on an app. You
Speaker 1: just get it to come.
Speaker 2: That's insane. These kids have it way too easy.
Speaker 1: Because when I was little, we had the circus Man.
Speaker 1: It was a circusman truck. Yeah, and I remember the guy,
Speaker 1: the driver's name. His name was Warren. And one time
Speaker 1: he came in our pool. He jumped over the thing
Speaker 1: in the ice cream truck and he went in the
Speaker 1: pool and then he went back and he gave us
Speaker 1: all free ice cream.
Speaker 2: I love that.
Speaker 1: It was great. But see they also had lots of
Speaker 1: I don't know, I guess now it would be called
Speaker 1: racist candy back in the day. I always remember because
Speaker 1: when you would buy ice cream or whatever, they would
Speaker 1: give you a little stick of gum and it was
Speaker 1: an orange wrapper and there was a Chinese guy on it. Oh,
Speaker 1: you know, the stereotypical moment, the hat and the eyes
Speaker 1: and everything, and you can't you can't do that anymore,
Speaker 1: and then they can't do Do you remember Alexander the Great,
Speaker 1: that grape, Alexander the Grape it was. There were there
Speaker 1: were three of them. There was Alexander the Grape. There
Speaker 1: were lemonheads, which they still have. Yeah, and there was
Speaker 1: cherry clan. Now cherry clan is not okay anymore. No,
Speaker 1: do you want to see a picture of what the
Speaker 1: box like. So those were the three because there was
Speaker 1: cherry grape, I want to be shocked was actually approved.
Speaker 1: There was cherry grape and lemon and they still make
Speaker 1: the lemon heads. And I think you can find Alexander
Speaker 1: the Grape out there somewhere. So this was it was
Speaker 1: kind of like a I guess, a tiny little jawbreaker.
Speaker 2: I like jawbreakers, Yeah, I find them, like the gob stoppers.
Speaker 2: I love. I liked gob stoppers too. They're still out, yes,
Speaker 2: yeah they are Okay, so this is this was cherry clan.
Speaker 2: Oh no, yeah, oh no.
Speaker 1: But see as kids, we thought nothing of it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's funny. It was delicious approved and people were
Speaker 2: able to buy that. Well, I don't know if it
Speaker 2: was approved. It just it just that's just it's just
Speaker 2: what that was eighties forer era pan that was eighties,
Speaker 2: right that that's so bad.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, they couldn't do that now, no anyway, no
Speaker 1: Cherry clan. But so now, first of all, we never
Speaker 1: had a soft ice cream truck in our neighborhood ever. Ever,
Speaker 1: it was always the bars. We got the WWF wrestling
Speaker 1: bars and snow cones and all that. Guard we had
Speaker 1: SpongeBob and bugs Bunny. The best is when the gumballs
Speaker 1: were on the eyes. First of all, that is the
Speaker 1: worst gum of all time. It is any gum that
Speaker 1: comes on an ice cream bar. Those things have those
Speaker 1: suckers have been on there for yep, kow white sometime,
Speaker 1: and a lot of times they were misplaced so they
Speaker 1: weren't exactly in the ice mouth. Yeah, and the color
Speaker 1: would all ooze off onto the ice cream, disgusting.
Speaker 2: Bugs teeth or actually where his eyes Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm trying to think of what I like my
Speaker 1: fa My favorite then and I don't like it anymore,
Speaker 1: is remember the it was like a chocolate Eclaire, but
Speaker 1: it had that hard chunk of chocolate in the middle.
Speaker 2: I think good humor. It was a good humor thing.
Speaker 2: Good humor I think still makes it. My favorite was
Speaker 2: the push pop. I love the rainbow push pops. Those
Speaker 2: things were so fricking good. And the thing is they
Speaker 2: sold them at Gross three stores, but it wasn't the
Speaker 2: same exactly because my cafeteria used to sell them in
Speaker 2: school and when you could get them, and the ice
Speaker 2: cream truck would sell them, and then you could buy
Speaker 2: it in the store sometimes and it's just all three
Speaker 2: had different flavors.
Speaker 1: But sometimes it was so hard that when you pushed it,
Speaker 1: either the straw went through your finger, yes yeah, or
Speaker 1: it broke. You're like damn it and it would come
Speaker 1: out and you couldn't push it up. Stupid thing happened.
Speaker 1: You were stuck peel the cardboard. I would get a
Speaker 1: pen and try to jam a pen in there to
Speaker 1: push it up.
Speaker 2: The worst is when you would have it too and
Speaker 2: you'd be like licking like.
Speaker 1: The cardboard towards the end like huh, or you would
Speaker 1: push it too far the whole thing would fall out
Speaker 1: of the card onto the street and then I would cry.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they also had missus Field's cookies.
Speaker 1: Yeah no, that was not for us.
Speaker 2: They used to sell cookies and they would prepackage them
Speaker 2: in like two or three and those were the best
Speaker 2: cookies ever. My favorite ice cream truck story is, you know,
Speaker 2: when I was a kid, I went to Hebrew school,
Speaker 2: so it was probably ten or eleven or whatever, and
Speaker 2: the ice cream truck always used to park outside the
Speaker 2: school so the kids could get it before or after,
Speaker 2: and they didn't, you know, the school didn't like that.
Speaker 2: And then the guy was like, yeah, you don't like that,
Speaker 2: and he started selling hot dogs and like pork hot dogs,
Speaker 2: which they don't like at a temple. And so I
Speaker 2: just remember the rabbi like running out, chasing after the
Speaker 2: guy like an old man, and the guy was just
Speaker 2: driving away, but yeah, he was like, screw you, we
Speaker 2: don't want us her here, I'm gonna sell hot dogs. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I feel like mobile food truck should be more like obviously,
Speaker 2: ice cream trucks are you know, a staple, but they
Speaker 2: should do more different types of like roaming food trucks right, like,
Speaker 2: oh wow, here's the burrito truck coming around? Are you
Speaker 2: kidding me? Yeah? I love every minute of that. They
Speaker 2: have food truck festivals now where it's just all food trucks. Line,
Speaker 2: I'm saying, like an ice cream truck. Like they play
Speaker 2: the music and you you're like, oh, that's the burger truck.
Speaker 1: Wait. The ice cream truck that we have now in
Speaker 1: our neighborhood is so useless. First of all, he goes
Speaker 1: like ninety miles an hour. He just flies up the
Speaker 1: block and he's like do do and he goes fly
Speaker 1: and he's wearing these giant headphones, this guy, so he's
Speaker 1: not paying attention. He doesn't need obviously he doesn't want.
Speaker 1: I think he's a rug truck, I really do, you know.
Speaker 1: And it's an old like early eighties van with all
Speaker 1: jankity everything, and the exhaust fumes just filled the neighborhood.
Speaker 1: It's the it's and the signals always on. One signal
Speaker 1: is always flashing and the other one is broken. So
Speaker 1: I just I don't I think there's some sinister stuff
Speaker 1: going on there because I don't think he cares about
Speaker 1: selling ice.
Speaker 2: Cream Scott investigates the ice cream man. I think I might.
Speaker 2: I think that they've also been remixing the tune. He
Speaker 2: used to be like no no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 2: no no no. But now all of a sudden, it's
Speaker 2: like they play like the like the clap, and there's
Speaker 2: bells and there's horns, and it's like no, no, no,
Speaker 2: no no no.
Speaker 1: Where do you live?
Speaker 2: I'm telling you there's a new tune.
Speaker 1: I mean, that's kind of cool.
Speaker 2: There's a new ditty. When I was singing, too, it was.
Speaker 1: Just jingle bells, Like there was a string that came
Speaker 1: through the windshields and he would just ring it and
Speaker 1: he would he would have to pull it like.
Speaker 2: What he would.
Speaker 1: Well he was driving, Yeah, maybe check the YouTube video
Speaker 1: while he was TikTok at Serial Killers PC. Okay, while
Speaker 1: he was driving, he would have to manually ring the
Speaker 1: bells while so he would hold onto the steering with
Speaker 1: one hand ring the bells with the other.
Speaker 2: Seems so safe, Yeah, I mean, just the concept of
Speaker 2: a food truck just seems so unsafe. But then again,
Speaker 2: so do RVs when you really think about it, Hey,
Speaker 2: why don't you drive this mobile home that has an
Speaker 2: oven in it and yeah, just in case it tips over,
Speaker 2: there's probably gonna be like zero chance this goes well. Well,
Speaker 2: my dad used to be a good humor man and
Speaker 2: he flipped his truck over on the Long Island Expressway.
Speaker 2: He rolled it over and there was ice cream everywhere,
Speaker 2: and he broke his collar bone. He still shows it
Speaker 2: to me. He's like, see this, this is when I
Speaker 2: was a good humor man. Was he featured in the
Speaker 2: local news because it feels like it's just like right
Speaker 2: for a local news dom. I mean, a local ice
Speaker 2: cream man survives ice cream everywhere.
Speaker 1: But people didn't really have cameras everywhere back then, so
Speaker 1: unless there was a newsman near.
Speaker 2: There, ice ice cream from ice cream, this local ice
Speaker 2: cream man, I scream on the l I e oh boy,
Speaker 2: we could ride them. I think that would be great.
Speaker 1: Well, if they see ice cream trucks are really the
Speaker 1: only food truck I think that actually drives around a
Speaker 1: neighborhood looking for sales.
Speaker 2: The other ones are just parts their stationary you know.
Speaker 2: In hindsight, I was thinking of like, oh, they should
Speaker 2: do it like where it could drive through neighborhoods. But
Speaker 2: then realistically, if like the Burger truck came. I can't
Speaker 2: really stop to make people burger to the next corner. Hey, guys, like,
Speaker 2: just give me five, I'll be back. Yeah, And it
Speaker 2: can't be on the road because then you got grease
Speaker 2: going everywhere. And you know, back in the old days,
Speaker 2: they used to have trucks that came and did all
Speaker 2: kinds of stuff. My mom would tell me trucks knife
Speaker 2: sharpening truck us.
Speaker 1: Yes, the people used to run out of their houses
Speaker 1: with knives and scissors and the guy would be out
Speaker 1: there like grinding that in the street.
Speaker 2: And then they so much did people need to get
Speaker 2: like their knives sharpened. That's insane.
Speaker 1: It was a thing. And there were also cornival rides
Speaker 1: that would drive around neighborhoods like an ice cream truck.
Speaker 1: So they would stop and they would like a tilta
Speaker 1: whirl it parked on the corner and then they would
Speaker 1: move on to the next neighborhood.
Speaker 2: That's like those video game trucks that they have for kids'
Speaker 2: birthday parties. But here's my question, and this is gonna
Speaker 2: sound stupid, but I've always wanted to know they don't
Speaker 2: like drive kids around in the unmarked van that has
Speaker 2: like video games in it. No, they park at a
Speaker 2: house or a place whatever, and there's games on the inside.
Speaker 1: Open it up. Usually it's a trailer I've seen, and
Speaker 1: they'll they open it and you can either like walk
Speaker 1: in or you just sit right outside because it opens up.
Speaker 2: Got it, And like the things I've opened, blocked the
Speaker 2: screen so you can see. I've always wanted to know
Speaker 2: because I've always been just saying like, this doesn't seem safe.
Speaker 2: I don't know why people would do, like, be in
Speaker 2: a car that's playing video games. I don't. I don't
Speaker 2: think that there's a creepy carpeted van that drives up,
Speaker 2: pulls kids in and lets them play, you know, Nintendo
Speaker 2: games on the back while it's driving. Well, if you
Speaker 2: say it like that, then it's gonna sound creepy. Hey,
Speaker 2: would you like to play Nintendo games in the back
Speaker 2: of my carpetent truck?
Speaker 1: Nobody, it's not. I mean, I'm sure it exists, Andrew,
Speaker 1: there's got to be one out there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's you. Would you like to play? Would you
Speaker 2: like to play Nintendo games? Sport? Go get yourself a PlayStation?
Speaker 1: Please? You're making me choke.
Speaker 2: Should we take a commercial break? Really question should I
Speaker 2: can't believe KBRB Okay, get the thing I am. Just
Speaker 2: give me seck one to three bikeee? Do you see
Speaker 2: what I did there? Mic technique and we're back. Could
Speaker 2: you put your phone down, please, buddy. You didn't let
Speaker 2: me take it long enough. Breaks you'll find it. It
Speaker 2: was twenty minutes twenty one. Okay, you'll find it. You
Speaker 2: say that, but you're not the one who has to
Speaker 2: do it. So I went out in the hallway before
Speaker 2: to go to the bathroom, and mister Wonderful was sitting
Speaker 2: out there, oh, from the shark tank.
Speaker 1: From shark tank, Yeah, and I wanted to pitch my
Speaker 1: shopping cart shower captain him.
Speaker 2: Such a bad idea. Don't do that to anybody. Why
Speaker 2: it's not a good idea. I'm sorry. I think that
Speaker 2: it would be very convenient. It's just wasting more plastic.
Speaker 2: Nobody needs that. But it's not because it's not a bag.
Speaker 2: It doesn't make sense. I would enjoy it. I'm sure
Speaker 2: you would, but it's like, so like I should I
Speaker 2: just bring a Maybe I would just go and buy
Speaker 2: a plastic tablecloth and use that. Yeah, but it would
Speaker 2: blow off in the wind. It doesn't have the elastic
Speaker 2: that goes around the cart. I'm sure you can find I.
Speaker 2: Let me, let me look on Amazon, like large elastic cap.
Speaker 2: I've looked your shower cap. No, they don't make it.
Speaker 2: Someone's gonna listen to this and they're gonna make it
Speaker 2: and make millions.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 2: I think hold one. Uh.
Speaker 1: I just think that people like dry groceries because now
Speaker 1: that most places don't have plastic bags anymore, and you
Speaker 1: have to use paper bags. When those bags get wet,
Speaker 1: they fall apart.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they make cart covers, not like this.
Speaker 1: No, that's like No, those are those are a lot
Speaker 1: of money.
Speaker 2: Custom outdoor cart. No, that's a grill. No, that's a car.
Speaker 1: I'm talking about a shopping cart shower cap where I
Speaker 1: know what you're saying, and it exists. You go inside
Speaker 1: and it's nice and sunny, and then you look out
Speaker 1: the window. Boom, thunderstorm when your cart's all full. Get
Speaker 1: what you're saying, It's just it exists.
Speaker 2: It doesn't.
Speaker 1: I can't find it.
Speaker 2: I looked well, because for what you're exactly looking.
Speaker 1: For, I'm gonna I'm gonna apply for a patent.
Speaker 2: You should.
Speaker 1: I'm going to I just I think people would like it.
Speaker 1: I think people would like to have the choice when
Speaker 1: they're at the register to buy this little shopping cart
Speaker 1: shower cap that's just one of those clear hotel shower caps,
Speaker 1: but giant that fits over the shopping cart with elastic
Speaker 1: around it, so you can push your cart and the
Speaker 1: stuff doesn't get wet, and you could just put it
Speaker 1: right in your car.
Speaker 2: Again, it sounds great in theory. They make things like
Speaker 2: that already. You can you know what, as you say, false,
Speaker 2: not like that, like you say fast, Well that's your thing. Now,
Speaker 2: that's not my thing.
Speaker 3: It is.
Speaker 2: Listen back, you say it a lot. Okay, it's another crutch, okay,
Speaker 2: because you have none because you're so perfect not perfect.
Speaker 2: Have said that, Never said that.
Speaker 1: I didn't.
Speaker 2: Okay, Oh is that Sam?
Speaker 1: That was Sam?
Speaker 2: Fine? So anyway, well, I know Barbara Corcoran shot it
Speaker 2: down to because I think for the to laugh to
Speaker 2: me and so you're out of your mind. The type
Speaker 2: of plastic that you need is going to need to
Speaker 2: be like ultra durable. It's one thing to keep your
Speaker 2: hair again, so it's not recycle. You recycle with your
Speaker 2: recycle plastic. You can at the supermarket they have bins
Speaker 2: that you put the plastic. Oh yeah, because how does
Speaker 2: that usually go? We're talking about so the landfills filled
Speaker 2: with plastic right now, the plastic bags that are just
Speaker 2: roaming the ocean, trash that's everywhere. You're telling me put it.
Speaker 1: A recycle bins. There's a they recycle those things.
Speaker 2: So you're telling me these are going to be sold
Speaker 2: at grocery store.
Speaker 1: Grocery stores will give them away. It's a courtesy.
Speaker 2: Okay, they're going to give them away, and then you
Speaker 2: just expect people after they're done to while it's raining.
Speaker 2: Then they have to dispose of it. What do you
Speaker 2: think They're going to take it off at throat in
Speaker 2: the parking lot. That is what they're going to do,
Speaker 2: I know, but I'm going to market it that way.
Speaker 2: So how are you marketing it? Then? Maybe, well, you
Speaker 2: know what, maybe we'll have special bins that go right
Speaker 2: next to the cart corral. So it started with a
Speaker 2: small cheap thing that I'm buying to cover my grocery cart.
Speaker 2: Right now, if I'm investing in this, I now need
Speaker 2: to create bins, recycle bins and the card corral. So
Speaker 2: then who's recycling them? The people who's the people whoever
Speaker 2: can recycle things? For all those reasons, I'm out. This
Speaker 2: is not a fully fledged idea. This is not even
Speaker 2: close to being a fully fledged idea. I don't know.
Speaker 2: Is there a reason why there's like.
Speaker 1: A light that's the hotline that's ringing.
Speaker 2: I don't know who it is? Hotline bling? Is Drake calling?
Speaker 2: Should I see who it is? That was a good
Speaker 2: one if you actually understood it said that, Well, how
Speaker 2: does it go? Okay, you got it? I'll give it
Speaker 2: to you.
Speaker 1: I don't give it to yours.
Speaker 2: You got it. We played it your hip. I know
Speaker 2: songs that we play your hipen in the know. That's
Speaker 2: my thing.
Speaker 1: I never went I never did deep cuts. There are
Speaker 1: very few. It said wireless caller. I don't know who
Speaker 1: it is, so I'm not going to answer it. What
Speaker 1: it says wireless caller? What if it's important, then I
Speaker 1: would say who it actually is. You know, someone got
Speaker 1: the hot line number. I guess maybe it was the boss.
Speaker 1: M Yeah, but we're not even supposed to be here,
Speaker 1: so whoever's working now, we're not working anyway.
Speaker 2: I don't know what to tell you.
Speaker 1: So what were you saying?
Speaker 2: I was saying I'm out on your idea. Okay, what's
Speaker 2: your idea, what's your invention? It's my app that's going
Speaker 2: to come out soon fingers crossed, hopefully by summer.
Speaker 1: The one that had the bad word in't it?
Speaker 2: Yeah? The bad word?
Speaker 1: Oh we took that out. Okay, are there any other
Speaker 1: bad words? There might be because it just kind of
Speaker 1: self generates.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm going to tell them to like, just do
Speaker 2: one last look see before. But hopefully by the summer
Speaker 2: my game comes out. I hope so too. And then
Speaker 2: it could that can sponsor the podcast? Oh yeah, I
Speaker 2: actually think I would legally have to. Nice, Now we'll
Speaker 2: have some hotline blain right, that's money. Wow, what's the matter? Then? Nothing?
Speaker 1: Okay's fine.
Speaker 2: Do you know I built a Lego set?
Speaker 1: First of all, you built a Lego set that should
Speaker 1: have taken about two years in two days, four days,
Speaker 1: four days.
Speaker 2: I mean I could have done it in two days realistically,
Speaker 2: but I had plans. Did you sleep at all? I'm
Speaker 2: very tired.
Speaker 1: Like you built a colosseum and not in Nassaw, the
Speaker 1: one in Rome. Yeah, the Lego colosseum.
Speaker 2: I have wanted this thing for so long, but It
Speaker 2: was one of those things where it's like, I'm not
Speaker 2: going to go it's five hundred bucks. I'm not spending
Speaker 2: five hundred dollars on a Lego. Sam got you that, well,
Speaker 2: she had a contact at Lego who was able to
Speaker 2: get me the set. Wow. I would assume that they
Speaker 2: don't sell too many of those. No. No, Actually, it's
Speaker 2: been out since twenty nineteen and every time it comes
Speaker 2: back it's sold out. Right now, it's in stock, But
Speaker 2: for the past couple of years it's been it's been
Speaker 2: hard to get. And I got one. Here's the thing.
Speaker 2: Because it was a gift. I was like, holy crap.
Speaker 2: But now what do you do with it?
Speaker 1: Like do you have have like little horse fights in there?
Speaker 2: It's like this big What do you do with it?
Speaker 2: It doesn't fit on the shelf I thought it would,
Speaker 2: So now I don't know Where'm going.
Speaker 1: To see it? In your on your floor? No, next
Speaker 1: for your coffee maker. Yeah, you can put the coffee
Speaker 1: maker in it.
Speaker 2: No, oh, because that would ruin it. Why you just
Speaker 2: put in the middle. No. Never, nothing is touching my colosseum.
Speaker 2: I may get at a box though, because people say
Speaker 2: it gets really dusty. Oh. Yes, is it heavy, I'd
Speaker 2: say it's about like maybe five ten pounds. Wow, it's
Speaker 2: it's a I think it's more than that. It's thick
Speaker 2: with two seas. It's thick with two seeds.
Speaker 1: I did two ks.
Speaker 2: No, No, the kids say thick with two seas really,
Speaker 2: because like, if something's thick, you do thch I see.
Speaker 2: Oh like, oh you're thick. Does that mean you're bad? Uh? Well,
Speaker 2: I mean it means you could have some like gang
Speaker 2: junk in the trunk. Yes, okay, so yeah, I have
Speaker 2: a Lego colosseum now. And I have to tell you,
Speaker 2: building a Lego set was a lot of fun. I
Speaker 2: wasn't expecting it to be this much fun. I kept
Speaker 2: on the staircase. Did you ever see the Staircase?
Speaker 1: The movie?
Speaker 2: No, it's the documentary series, The Crime One. No, let
Speaker 2: me tell you. I caught up on TV shows. I
Speaker 2: caught up while you were building.
Speaker 1: Yes, how do you do they get a pay tunch?
Speaker 1: You gotta look at the directions. If you get one
Speaker 1: piece wrong, it's all screwed.
Speaker 2: Yeah. So you listen to it, and it's a crime show,
Speaker 2: so it's not like you really need to look up. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you know, if there's something on TV I must watch.
Speaker 2: I can't just listen. That's why when I'm falling asleep,
Speaker 2: it has to be something I either already saw or
Speaker 2: just news. I don't have to watch news that I
Speaker 2: can listen to, But if it's a TV show, I
Speaker 2: stay awake because I have to watch it. The Staircase
Speaker 2: was really good, though. It is a very interesting show.
Speaker 2: The wife fell down the stairs and they blamed him
Speaker 2: for the murder. He spent time in jail.
Speaker 1: That was an actual thing, wasn't it?
Speaker 2: It was?
Speaker 1: Was it based on a true story?
Speaker 2: It was? And now there's a show on HBO Max
Speaker 2: that you could watch. Next up, I'm going to do
Speaker 2: the show called Outer Range on Amazon, HBO Max Max.
Speaker 2: I missed that show me too. Why has no streaming
Speaker 2: network picked this up yet? It's too it's too it's
Speaker 2: too far gone. Not it's too far gone, it's not.
Speaker 2: Look at Roseanne that came back the Conner or she
Speaker 2: got fired and now it's the cop. I like the Connors.
Speaker 2: I think it's a good show. I love trash TV.
Speaker 2: I mean, no one gets like good reviews. They say,
Speaker 2: I like the Connors. I've still love the Goldbergs. I
Speaker 2: love the New Wonder Years. I think ABC has a
Speaker 2: lot of good shows. Wednesday Night is a great night.
Speaker 2: They had Modern Family for like a quick second at
Speaker 2: the beginning. I liked. Yes, Modern Family.
Speaker 1: Was calling again.
Speaker 2: I know if you should maybe pick it up? I'm
Speaker 2: confused what happens if it's important?
Speaker 1: Okay, I don't want to get it.
Speaker 2: Well, they hung up? So, oh you know they didn't didn't?
Speaker 2: Do you want me to pick it up? I'm afraid
Speaker 2: I'll use my phone voice Hello. No, mine's usually like Hi,
Speaker 2: how are you?
Speaker 1: That's your regular voice?
Speaker 2: No, it's not. How come the guy in the other
Speaker 2: studio is not answering it. Who's the other guy in there?
Speaker 2: I don't know? All right, whatever, I definitely do a
Speaker 2: phone voice.
Speaker 1: They could be calling and saying, like your radio stations off,
Speaker 1: so pick it up. But what if it's just like
Speaker 1: a wrong number. I can't do it hurry because it's
Speaker 1: gonna end. Why do you turn the mic down? Just
Speaker 1: press it and say hello, hurry the one It says
Speaker 1: wireless caller? Are you dude?
Speaker 2: They hung up?
Speaker 1: I hang up the phone please. That's all we get
Speaker 1: is wrong numbers? Note you know, yes, we get wrong
Speaker 1: numbers on the hot line. I was at home last night.
Speaker 1: Hi is this Jerry.
Speaker 2: No, it's not, you're the wrong number. Like, how do
Speaker 2: you dial wrong numbers? It's so funny.
Speaker 1: Like my dad was trying to call this store the
Speaker 1: other day because he he bought the wrong size whatever,
Speaker 1: and he dialed it on the phone and they said, hello, yeah,
Speaker 1: is this such and such store? No, oh, I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: you're the wrong number. Okay, But then he just called
Speaker 1: it back again because he's like, let me just but
Speaker 1: he just hit send again on his phone. He didn't
Speaker 1: change the number. I said, it's gonna go to the
Speaker 1: same place. What do you what are you doing to
Speaker 1: change a number? Yeah, he didn't understand. He thought he
Speaker 1: was like dialing it again, but on a cell phone,
Speaker 1: it's the same die that was the same number.
Speaker 2: I still prefer to call places rather than like wait
Speaker 2: to like if there's a customer service issue I have.
Speaker 2: I hate the chatbots. I don't want to email. I
Speaker 2: like calling the place. I will wait on hold, I
Speaker 2: will wait my turn. See. I prefer for electronic communications
Speaker 2: with businesses and stores because they usually just like we're
Speaker 2: so sorry, and.
Speaker 1: They just do it. You don't have to deal with people.
Speaker 2: No. I like dealing with people because then it's like,
Speaker 2: if I have an issue, I think that they'll take
Speaker 2: care of it because I took the time to call,
Speaker 2: right Is that true? I don't know. I mean we
Speaker 2: had an issue with the place and we called and
Speaker 2: they were like, I don't know, we'll look into it
Speaker 2: and get back to you. And I'm like, you know what,
Speaker 2: I'm not satisfied with that. So I just disputed on
Speaker 2: my credit card and the credit card said okay, and
Speaker 2: I don't have to pay for it. Now. I really
Speaker 2: want to prank call someone with my automated voice messaging
Speaker 2: system because I do it really well. But they're just
Speaker 2: gonna hang up on you. Usually I used to call
Speaker 2: Jackie with it all the time. I could probably call
Speaker 2: Jackie right now, but like twenty years ago, you could
Speaker 2: and people would interact with you. Now they just they
Speaker 2: just hang up. If I call Jackie right now, tend
Speaker 2: to be the automated voice messining system, She's gonna be like, oh.
Speaker 1: God, not again. But why do it to somebody that
Speaker 1: doesn't know that it's you. So it's funny and I'll
Speaker 1: at the beginning, I'll goop, you know because it does that.
Speaker 2: No, I just usually do like I'm an automated voice
Speaker 2: messaging system who we understand full commands. Wait, why would
Speaker 2: a voice messaging serte It's not supposed to be a sense.
Speaker 2: It's just to annoy the person to try and get
Speaker 2: them off the phone.
Speaker 1: Call Uncle Johnny. That'd be funny.
Speaker 2: I'm an automated voice mesaging system that can understand full command.
Speaker 1: Call Uncle Johnny.
Speaker 2: Come on, he'll see my number. He won't know Star
Speaker 2: six to seven block it, Come.
Speaker 1: On, call him?
Speaker 2: Call him? Funny.
Speaker 1: What would I say? It does just anything, but just
Speaker 1: just come on.
Speaker 2: No, he'll know. He won't know. He definitely will.
Speaker 1: He doesn't know a lot of stuff.
Speaker 2: Just call he'll know. He'll know. Andrew. That be funny, though,
Speaker 2: Can you just call Star sixty block it? And then
Speaker 2: and then Star sixty block it? Yes, what's Star sixty
Speaker 2: block it? Can't you just do it?
Speaker 1: He'll he'll pick up. We have no other content for
Speaker 1: the show, and we got another. We got another twenty
Speaker 1: five minutes.
Speaker 2: I have to think of what. No, we don't. We
Speaker 2: don't have to do a full hour.
Speaker 1: People have been accustoms.
Speaker 2: Again, it doesn't matter as long as we're doing over
Speaker 2: a certain time. And you just call old people and
Speaker 2: mess with them. Please, it's terrible. No, it is exactly
Speaker 2: what the phone scam center. No, don't scam see that
Speaker 2: the that THEO there's are you okay, let me think
Speaker 2: for a second. There's a phone scam center in India,
Speaker 2: you think. And these guys went to India and shut
Speaker 2: them down. They put like roaches and lunch bags and
Speaker 2: let them loose, and they like put glitter and smoke
Speaker 2: bombs on them and then the police arrested them. Well, yeah,
Speaker 2: it's great. They've been shut trying to shut down all
Speaker 2: these centers, but they just move somewhere else. Well yeah,
Speaker 2: I mean those things are terrible. And when like the
Speaker 2: way they scam old people, how could you live with yourself?
Speaker 1: They have no they just have no feelings.
Speaker 2: Terrible. One of them legit. The girl was like, oh
Speaker 2: my god, well you know, I just had to chemo treatment,
Speaker 2: but like all clear up whatever. The I RIS is saying,
Speaker 2: I owe, and the person's on the other line, it's like,
Speaker 2: let me talk to my supervisor comes back and it's
Speaker 2: like okay, so we can lower it from two twenty
Speaker 2: thousand to two thousand. You still took two thousand dollars
Speaker 2: from a woman who just did chemo and is in
Speaker 2: her late sixties. Do you have no soul? You terrible human?
Speaker 1: People really should though, just why don't they just pause
Speaker 1: for a moment and just process this call. Nobody is
Speaker 1: calling and saying that you owe thousands of dollars. We
Speaker 1: come from a different generation, we truly do. Like I
Speaker 1: under older people don't understand even emails that come through,
Speaker 1: even with this crypto email that comes through the way
Speaker 1: they send them now where it's like, hey, you could
Speaker 1: have compromising information, like and I've got it, Like you
Speaker 1: don't know how the internet works.
Speaker 2: Nobody knows. So if you're an older person, all you
Speaker 2: do is stuff on the phone and someone calls you
Speaker 2: and it sounds like it's official. They don't know.
Speaker 1: And another one that's really bad now is you have
Speaker 1: a package waiting click here, and you know, and they
Speaker 1: give you like a fake UPS tracking number if you
Speaker 1: want it delivered click here, and you got to put
Speaker 1: like information in And I'm sure people do that because
Speaker 1: everybody is expecting a package.
Speaker 2: Yes, it's terrible, honestly, Like I don't understand how phone
Speaker 2: companies haven't like cracked down on that yet. It's hard,
Speaker 2: but it doesn't make sense, Like, how could you not
Speaker 2: filter out spam calls?
Speaker 1: By this point, it's no different than all the bs
Speaker 1: that is going on with me and and thousands of
Speaker 1: other people on Instagram. True, like every day somebody would
Speaker 1: like the other day, someone texts me like, hey, your
Speaker 1: name is Andrew Jackson. Did you did your Instagram get hacked?
Speaker 1: I'm like no, They make fake profile like daily, there
Speaker 1: are fake profiles with my picture and my information and
Speaker 1: they're trying to scam people.
Speaker 2: But it's not just me it happened.
Speaker 1: There are a bunch of other people this building who
Speaker 1: it's happening to, and they try to get ahead of it,
Speaker 1: but then new ones.
Speaker 2: Just pop up. Your email's on the dark web, it
Speaker 2: probably is, Well, I don't think my email is, but
Speaker 2: my email photos I got it got leaked in like
Speaker 2: some thing.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, my work one did. Because I get all
Speaker 1: this foreign spam email every single day. Junk mail is terrible.
Speaker 1: I get like at least five to ten messages a day.
Speaker 1: They need a better filtering system here at work because
Speaker 1: it used to be really really good and now there
Speaker 1: are dozens of them.
Speaker 2: Now my messages get Jesus gets sent to spam. It's
Speaker 2: good good. Oh Why I don't need emails from you?
Speaker 2: Why I don't know? I send nice emails. Imagine, remember
Speaker 2: when you used to send chain letters via email?
Speaker 1: Do you remember when you used to send chain letters
Speaker 1: via snail mail?
Speaker 2: I used to actually be like afraid of wait, hold on.
Speaker 2: You used to send like mail, being like, if you
Speaker 2: don't pass this to ten people?
Speaker 1: Yes, And I would say, you know, make sure you
Speaker 1: include a self addressed, stamped envelope and send this to whatever.
Speaker 1: And you were supposed to send it to like five people,
Speaker 1: and they were supposed to send it to five people,
Speaker 1: and you were supposed to get a bunch of stuff back.
Speaker 1: So you would put your address on one envelope and
Speaker 1: five other addresses or four other addresses with stamps or whatever,
Speaker 1: and you'd send it and you were supposed to get
Speaker 1: a bunch of things back, like a dollar, Like you
Speaker 1: were supposed to put a dollar. It was a huge
Speaker 1: pyramid scheme, I guess, but you're supposed to put send
Speaker 1: a dollar to each one of these people. But then
Speaker 1: you know, as it went on, it was like send
Speaker 1: a stick, you know it as much it was nicer.
Speaker 1: But but yeah, I remember I sent a dollar to
Speaker 1: a bunch of people I got nothing, let me tell you.
Speaker 1: And they did it with coupons and you know whatever.
Speaker 2: I did email chain letters and the worst was in
Speaker 2: it would be like scary ones where it was like, oh,
Speaker 2: she died in a well. If you don't send this
Speaker 2: to ten people, then you'll die in a well. Okay,
Speaker 2: well that's bs. Well I'll tell you something when you're
Speaker 2: a young kid, youth. I definitely sent that to people.
Speaker 2: But what was the point of that so people could
Speaker 2: get email addresses? I mean, what were like? What was
Speaker 2: that for? That's probably why we're getting all the spam
Speaker 2: emails now. They've been saving it for twenty years for
Speaker 2: forwarding chain letters. Me hoping I'm not gonna get haunted
Speaker 2: by some ghost as a fourth grader.
Speaker 1: You had email in fourth grade? I guess you're doing.
Speaker 2: Bart Boy seven twenty at opt online by what bart
Speaker 2: boy seven twenty like Bart Simpson?
Speaker 1: Yep, what was the seven twenty?
Speaker 2: Uh? It was my friend Justin's birthday. Okay, yeah, bart boy,
Speaker 2: bart boy Bart from The Simpsons seven twenty and opt
Speaker 2: online that's great. My very if no longer exists. I
Speaker 2: very first eat GOT. I don't remember what my very
Speaker 2: it must have been obviously AOL. I still have a
Speaker 2: very very old AOL address that I cannot change because
Speaker 2: everything I have is linked to it. Everything.
Speaker 1: But I get so much spam on it because over
Speaker 1: the years you just can work more and more and
Speaker 1: more crap. But I can't change it because there are
Speaker 1: just too many accounts that are attached to it.
Speaker 2: I'm subscribed to so many newsletters, and it always takes
Speaker 2: me purging my email like once every five years to
Speaker 2: be like, it'll never get this bad again. Ten thousand
Speaker 2: emails later, it got that bad again. But do you
Speaker 2: do it or does it just kind of happen because
Speaker 2: you click on stuff? So I try and to delete accounts,
Speaker 2: but there's just no easy way to delete accounts. Like
Speaker 2: I know there's services out there that say, oh yeah,
Speaker 2: this will like delete your account permanently, because there's a
Speaker 2: Firefox thing that shows you where your email's been used
Speaker 2: and where it's been hacked. And I went in and
Speaker 2: I tried to shut down all these accounts, but so
Speaker 2: many of them are just I don't remember setting these
Speaker 2: things up and.
Speaker 1: You can't really even rely on that unsubscribed I think
Speaker 1: is not real, right, I mean I guess, you know,
Speaker 1: for a reputable company, I would assume it is. But
Speaker 1: for some rando scammer company, it probably just sets off
Speaker 1: more stuff off they open the email. We know it's real,
Speaker 1: let's mess with the more, you know.
Speaker 2: But yeah, they got to fix these things, yeah, andrew
Speaker 2: to fix them. Like how is there no that the
Speaker 2: robots can talk and walk? But you're telling me the vacuum.
Speaker 2: Yeah they can't, but there's no way they could filter
Speaker 2: out like a chain letter from like a fake email
Speaker 2: that's all numbers and letters. Who knows. They don't know that.
Speaker 2: But they can tell me like where something is or
Speaker 2: which way to drive. Yeah, something suspicious, I fix it.
Speaker 2: Tim Cook he used to he used to be the
Speaker 2: Sam Adams guy.
Speaker 1: You know that right?
Speaker 2: What?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Tim Cook, he was the CEO of Sam Adams.
Speaker 1: Shut up, I remember the commercials. This is Tim Cook
Speaker 1: for Sam Adams.
Speaker 2: Huh.
Speaker 1: Now he's he Apple guy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's a Apple He started as a beer doue.
Speaker 2: Well I don't know what he started as, but his
Speaker 2: last thing was a beer guy. Huh. Yep you wouldn't
Speaker 2: think that would be a crossover. I think it was
Speaker 2: Sam Adams. It was some beer company, but whatever, I
Speaker 2: didn't know that. What else, Andy, do I have to
Speaker 2: drive you home today? Yes?
Speaker 1: I guess we'll be back right after this, and we're back.
Speaker 2: It wasn't a big enough whole.
Speaker 1: That was forty one, twenty one and forty one. How
Speaker 1: hard is that?
Speaker 3: Do you know?
Speaker 1: Last week we did it, we'll be back right after this,
Speaker 1: and it was nothing there and it was ever back
Speaker 1: right immediately. Oh wow, so we missed out on a
Speaker 1: couple of pennies last week. Yeah, sometimes Speaker does that
Speaker 1: and I'm confused. Okay, but something's suspicious about that. But
Speaker 1: did you know last week we had our highest rated
Speaker 1: episode ever, which one bull Chattow. Well, actually, you know
Speaker 1: this past Monday was serial Killers?
Speaker 2: Yeah? That serial Killers was our highest rated episode.
Speaker 1: Ever, the one with Danielle and Spencer.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I wonder why we got like four hundred new listeners.
Speaker 1: I bet he forwarded it all. Well, first of all,
Speaker 1: didn't we I think we promoted this one? Didn't we
Speaker 1: promote this one? I paid like ten dollars to do
Speaker 1: something with it? Oh yeah, remember, No.
Speaker 2: You did it for the Tropicano one. That's true, but
Speaker 2: maybe it led to new audience members.
Speaker 1: It might have bled over. Yeah, but see then they're
Speaker 1: listening to this and like, what is this. I didn't
Speaker 1: sign up for two guys idiots talking about ice cream trucks.
Speaker 2: Well, that's why they clearly see something that's bull Chat
Speaker 2: and something that's like fifty minutes not clear.
Speaker 1: It's a bawl with cereal in it. So to me
Speaker 1: that that's more cereal talk, right, I totally forgot that.
Speaker 1: At the beginning of each one of these, we're supposed
Speaker 1: to say, this is not where you listen for cereal.
Speaker 1: This is where we just talk about random stuff. You
Speaker 1: want cereal be here Mondays? You want random stuff be
Speaker 1: here Wednesdays. You want maybe some extra stuff be here Fridays. Yeah,
Speaker 1: what's the matter.
Speaker 2: One, I need to do another guided meditation, open your
Speaker 2: calm app.
Speaker 1: I will not a sponsor.
Speaker 2: I did never, but they could be.
Speaker 1: They should sponsor bull chat because.
Speaker 2: You need that for me. Yes, when you go into
Speaker 2: fits of just nonsensical nonsense.
Speaker 1: I mean I do it to rile you up, Andrew.
Speaker 2: That is my job. It shouldn't be it should be
Speaker 2: keeping me calm, cool and collected. No, because it's no fun.
Speaker 2: Nobody wants to listen to that. Yeah, they do, trust me.
Speaker 2: I'm calm, cool and collected. People are gonna say, oh, wow,
Speaker 2: he's so mild mannered and that's nice. Who said that?
Speaker 2: I had it prepped? Maybe that's your crutch? What I
Speaker 2: think that might be yours? You say who said that?
Speaker 2: A lot to things that I say, Well, because I'm
Speaker 2: just looking for a name, you're just fishing around for names.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I want to know who said it.
Speaker 2: Inspector Scotty, that's right, d Inspector Scotty.
Speaker 1: What was the girl's name, Penny?
Speaker 2: Yeah? And the dog, come on, dog? No? What was
Speaker 2: his name? Bark? Inspector gadgets dog Gidget. It's gonna come
Speaker 2: to me in a minute, Gizmo.
Speaker 1: I kind of liked that show. It was on Channel
Speaker 1: five here in New York after school, I remember, but
Speaker 1: it was like, I don't want to It wasn't a
Speaker 1: dark cartoon, but it was like dark in production. Like
Speaker 1: it wasn't like a bright, cheery cartoon. It was always
Speaker 1: like dungeony almost, if that makes sense.
Speaker 2: I wonder if I watched the same because it used
Speaker 2: to be on like Nickelodeon, or they used to replay
Speaker 2: it on a channel and.
Speaker 1: Danger Cat or Danger Mouse or something.
Speaker 2: See. I didn't really like that, but they played that
Speaker 2: on nick also Danger Mouse, Danger Mouse. I was never
Speaker 2: a big fan. That was some foreign cartoon that whatever. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I saw a couple of episodes of that one for sure.
Speaker 1: I was a big Hannah Barbera guy. I loved almost
Speaker 1: all of the Hannah Barbera stuff. Some of them like, eh,
Speaker 1: like Yogi. Bear would come on and be like this
Speaker 1: one's okay, But I don't love Yogi, you know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, old cartoons. I don't know, mooneytuons. I like some
Speaker 2: Looney Tunes.
Speaker 1: Like the thing is, they weren't really old for me.
Speaker 1: Then again, they were because most of them were made
Speaker 1: in the sixties. A lot of the Hannah Barbera stuff
Speaker 1: was made in the sixties and seventies, but I don't know.
Speaker 1: I was a Tom and Jerry Woody, Woodpecker, Pink Panther.
Speaker 1: Those are probably my three favorites from that era.
Speaker 2: Cartoon Network used to do all old school cartoons at
Speaker 2: like a certain time. It would be the Cartoon Cartoon Block. Yes,
Speaker 2: cartoon Cartoon. Yeah, I remember that. How did you know
Speaker 2: I did grow up?
Speaker 1: That was a while ago.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was cartoon cartoon. Who's calling. Let's see, I
Speaker 2: have a text message from my friend John. I have
Speaker 2: a text Everett. Yeah, Renee texted me before. Yeah you wane,
Speaker 2: I didn't see I didn't respond to any peanuts, right,
Speaker 2: No peanuts none, zilp okay zilch.
Speaker 1: Is there fake peanuts like for people that like the
Speaker 1: taste of peanuts.
Speaker 2: No, but I did see fake lobster. Yeah, well they
Speaker 2: have face like a tofu. They fake crab like imitation,
Speaker 2: but it's for vegans. Do you know that most sushi
Speaker 2: places that say crab, it's not crab, it's imitation crab.
Speaker 2: So it still is something though, like what is it?
Speaker 1: It's some kind of gelatinous something that they put together.
Speaker 2: I'm looking at what imitation crab is because there has
Speaker 2: to be something seafood ye right, Yeah, I mean you.
Speaker 1: Can always tell when the price is a lot higher
Speaker 1: that's real crab, or if they spell it with a
Speaker 1: K that's not crab.
Speaker 2: Imitation crab most ye, I mean, like you can buy
Speaker 2: i'veen googling a lot this episode.
Speaker 1: Could buy cans of that stuff.
Speaker 2: It's gross, but imitation crab crab sticks imitation crab are
Speaker 2: so it's still. It's a type of seafood made of
Speaker 2: starch finely pulverized whitefish that has been shaped and cured
Speaker 2: to resemble the like meat of snow crab or Japanese
Speaker 2: spider crab. It is a product that uses fish meat
Speaker 2: to imitate shellfish meat.
Speaker 1: Okay, I guess, I guess they only do that because
Speaker 1: it's cheaper, Like real crab is expensive.
Speaker 2: You can get that in the can.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean crabstick sushi. I like it, but you
Speaker 1: know it's like a dollar sushi. That's what that's called.
Speaker 1: That picture you just saw, it's a crab stick, that's
Speaker 1: what it is. I like it, but it's not real crab.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they do that sometimes in Californi year rolls. That's
Speaker 2: exactly what now, I could so go for a californiyear roll.
Speaker 2: The majority of the crab that's in sushi is imitation.
Speaker 2: My mouth is legit watering. I could so go for
Speaker 2: sushi I.
Speaker 1: Sushi last night?
Speaker 2: Oh jealous? Should stop in Jersey City? Is there a
Speaker 2: good place? Yes? Oh, the one I would say if
Speaker 2: Domo Domo is open. That place is amazing. Could we
Speaker 2: go to the taco place? Which one Gringoes?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 2: Is it open? Why wouldn't it be open? It's lunchtime
Speaker 2: on a lot of restaurants in Jersey City don't open
Speaker 2: for lunch.
Speaker 1: Are you kidding? Gringos is open for lunch.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna check. I'm gonna check Gringo's Taco Jersey.
Speaker 1: City of never mind. There's no where to park, Yes,
Speaker 1: there is, by my building. There's never anywhere to park.
Speaker 2: You live in the city. It's a city. I park
Speaker 2: literally behind my building. Yet Gringoes opens at five? Are
Speaker 2: you serious? No? I just said that, so this way
Speaker 2: you would go. Are you serious? Why wouldn't they be
Speaker 2: open for lunch? They're open. They are open from five
Speaker 2: to eleven.
Speaker 1: I also don't understand places that are closed on Mondays,
Speaker 1: like a lot of Italian places are closed on Monday.
Speaker 2: Why, I don't know. Just be open. You're a restaurant.
Speaker 2: Just be open. You're a restaurant. Restaurant. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: I don't own one, so I don't know how it is.
Speaker 1: And I'm sure I guess if it's a family restaurant
Speaker 1: or whatever. You want time for your family. But restaurants
Speaker 1: should be open seven days a week.
Speaker 2: It's a restaurant. I feel like since COVID, a lot
Speaker 2: of restaurants don't open one day. Well there's that because
Speaker 2: it must be a lot of like stress for the restaurant.
Speaker 2: I mean that's I guess, like people telling me, why
Speaker 2: don't you work seven days a week?
Speaker 1: I mean, I get it.
Speaker 2: But you can have other people unless you don't trust anyone. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I don't know. I mean, oh my god, no, I
Speaker 2: really want sushi though, Okay, we'll find some sushi, s
Speaker 2: icy tuna. We can go to the you know what,
Speaker 2: the seven eleven by the tunnel they have it, now what.
Speaker 1: The exon?
Speaker 2: Also, I've had gas station sushi before. No, it's not terrible, no, okay,
Speaker 2: I mean not a lot of people buy it. If
Speaker 2: it was the seven eleven in Japan, Yes, the seven
Speaker 2: eleven here. No hard pass that one. You actually could
Speaker 2: because all the food was like fresh made. They made
Speaker 2: it fresh daily. Everything was fresh. Yeah, the one here
Speaker 2: it would taste like tunnel fumes. That one's been there
Speaker 2: since twenty ten. They just keep sketching in like a
Speaker 2: new number. Who put this channel on? Oh never mind,
Speaker 2: it's just they're just showing a clip playing a clip
Speaker 2: forget it. Yeah, no, I wouldn't do that. What's your
Speaker 2: favorite type of sushi? Do you go crazy? Do you
Speaker 2: try and be a little more like.
Speaker 1: I generally get the same thing every time I go.
Speaker 1: Sometimes if they have one of their special crazy roles
Speaker 1: and there's stuff in it that I like, I'll get it.
Speaker 1: Like last night, I got a rich Roll. What's that
Speaker 1: it's like one of the kitchen specialty roles. There were
Speaker 1: rich roll, yes, and there was rich girl, You're a
Speaker 1: rich girl and you said I always liked that song
Speaker 1: as a kid because they say bitch in it. I
Speaker 1: was like, oh they were a girl whoa explicit? Yeah
Speaker 1: that was that was like crazy for them. And then
Speaker 1: Meredith Brooks came along and woe. I remember my mom
Speaker 1: was at the radio station for Mother's Day and we
Speaker 1: were playing that song in the studio and she was like, whoa,
Speaker 1: but anyway.
Speaker 2: Uh, I can only hear wop now that's right.
Speaker 1: My I mean, my go to sushi is yellowtail scallion love.
Speaker 1: That's my favorite. I do like the crab stuff, so
Speaker 1: I'll get I'll get those every once in a while. Actually,
Speaker 1: like spicy tuna. I'll have one of those. But the
Speaker 1: ritual had like spicy tuna and yellowtail and tuna and
Speaker 1: something else all up in it. Yeah, I don't like avocado. So,
Speaker 1: and here's the thing. When you go to a place
Speaker 1: that is pre made, like I go to shop right,
Speaker 1: and I mean, it's fresh. The guy's there making it,
Speaker 1: but I say to him, like you put avocado in everything.
Speaker 1: You don't make anything without avocado. Could you just make
Speaker 1: one every once in a while without avocado. I mean,
Speaker 1: I'm sure somebody will buy it. I like no avocado.
Speaker 1: I just over the last couple of years, Like, I
Speaker 1: just I don't like anything with avocado. I could eat
Speaker 1: it if I really needed to, but I don't like
Speaker 1: it in there. I just don't like it.
Speaker 2: It just doesn't.
Speaker 1: I don't like the creamy whatever.
Speaker 2: And you don't eat guacamole.
Speaker 1: I do not, But but it's the kind of thing
Speaker 1: where I'm like, I don't like that, but I never
Speaker 1: really tried it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you gotta get good guac. So if you told me, dude,
Speaker 2: trust me, this guac is so good. It's so good.
Speaker 1: I promise you it's so good. You'll love it.
Speaker 2: Do you like I would try it. I do, but
Speaker 2: I don't like raw onions, and there's raw onions in Guaha. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 2: I'll think of this.
Speaker 1: Hold on. I do like raw onions in things. I
Speaker 1: just don't like the fact when you bite into a
Speaker 1: raw onion it gives you like gaggy breath and it
Speaker 1: stays on your tongue.
Speaker 2: Well, I've said it here and I'll say it again.
Speaker 2: I could eat a red onion by itself.
Speaker 1: Yeah, my dad could eat it like an apple.
Speaker 2: I love the taste of red onions. My dad could
Speaker 2: get a yellow onion like an apple. Yes, really so good.
Speaker 2: I don't know what it is about the taste. It
Speaker 2: doesn't bother me. But then you smell like bo all day.
Speaker 2: I know that's the bad part. You know, it's a
Speaker 2: it's a catch twenty two. As they might say, they might,
Speaker 2: do you like, have you ever had hot honey? I don't. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I think I might have had it glazed on some
Speaker 2: chicken or something one time. Yes, no, maybe so no? No, okay,
Speaker 2: well spicy honey in it. Yeah, but there's a place
Speaker 2: in Jersey City that does squawk with hot honey on it,
Speaker 2: and it's so good. Okay, do you want to go
Speaker 2: to a sonic? No, I don't, damn it. There's nothing
Speaker 2: healthier to sonic. I'm trying to be careful. Andy, blood
Speaker 2: test on the way. When's the blood test? June?
Speaker 1: First week of June.
Speaker 2: Oh? Fun? This year, I'm gonna go get my physical.
Speaker 2: I think by August I'm gonna go.
Speaker 1: Good.
Speaker 2: Good for you. I need to go. I still need
Speaker 2: the years. Oh really, Yeah, I haven't gone for a
Speaker 2: physical in like six years.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I still need the kolonoscopy that has to be this
Speaker 2: year sometime. Yeah. I really just want to poop in
Speaker 2: the box and call it a day. But I guess
Speaker 2: it's not as thorough. This sucks, the whole getting older thing.
Speaker 2: Let me tell you something, because now I'm thirty one,
Speaker 2: and I have to think in the next four years.
Speaker 2: I think by thirty five I have to start going
Speaker 2: because there's definitely a gene in my family for that
Speaker 2: type of cancer. Well, right, if it's in your family,
Speaker 2: then yes, then definitely something to look forward to you
Speaker 2: at the latest. It's so lame. You go from being like, oh, yeah, eighteen,
Speaker 2: I'm legal, Oh yeah, twenty one, first legal drink? Oh
Speaker 2: twenty five I could rent a car. That was a
Speaker 2: big one for me. Oh well you can wrap before that,
Speaker 2: but it costs a lot more. And now it's like, oh,
Speaker 2: you're thirty five, now you can just go get a
Speaker 2: camera up you butt. Well yeah, not fun.
Speaker 1: I mean you could do that at any age. Andrew
Speaker 1: come to my never mind. So anyway, let's wrap up
Speaker 1: this episode of Bald because you know what, you do
Speaker 1: have to stick around.
Speaker 2: We do have to do serial killers after this. I
Speaker 2: just realized why, because I don't have any more time
Speaker 2: this week to record, and it's gonna be a problem.
Speaker 2: You always will, Like I tell you what, We'll do
Speaker 2: it on Friday at ten am. Done. Can you do that?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 1: Fine? Who done?
Speaker 2: All right? Cool? Thank you for listening from The Simpsons.
Speaker 2: Will email me at bart Boys seven to twenty at
Speaker 2: online on net?
Speaker 1: Do you think anyone has that? Send an email to it.
Speaker 2: No, it doesn't work anymore. I shut down that account.
Speaker 2: Is opt online dot net still a thing? I don't
Speaker 2: think so anymore?
Speaker 1: That was optimum right? Optim online?
Speaker 2: I okay, So this is gonna be super super, super
Speaker 2: incredibly niche. And I don't even think that we have
Speaker 2: a listener out there who would know. But Optimum, like
Speaker 2: opt online dot net used to have a movie section
Speaker 2: because you could search movie times. You couldn't buy tickets there.
Speaker 2: You saw have to buy the tickets at the theater.
Speaker 2: You could see the movie times. They also had an
Speaker 2: upcoming movie part and you could see what's like was scheduled.
Speaker 2: Whoever was in charge of that was definitely like doing
Speaker 2: a little Boger sugar and would just put things like
Speaker 2: this one's coming out in the air twenty two sixty
Speaker 2: and it would be like Spider Man sixty four, and
Speaker 2: you'd be like, what is this really true?
Speaker 1: Just so you know, when I was a kid, we
Speaker 1: had to call seven seven seven film. That's how we
Speaker 1: got our movie times or the newspaper.
Speaker 2: I did the newspaper. I really still print them. They
Speaker 2: really they still print movie times in the newspaper every
Speaker 2: once in a while. I love that. I think it
Speaker 2: was such like an innocent time I miss things like that.
Speaker 2: I still get the newspaper every Sunday. I mean, people
Speaker 2: make fun of me, but it's that's been my routine
Speaker 2: for many many years. I get the paper, I have
Speaker 2: a coffee, I sit the table, I watched the news
Speaker 2: and I read the newspaper. I like it. The entertainment
Speaker 2: section of the New York Times is always fun because
Speaker 2: it would have the listings of TV that night, and
Speaker 2: there was always someone super witty being like, well, if
Speaker 2: you really think that watching this is good for you,
Speaker 2: let's say you have another thing coming like, they would
Speaker 2: be super super witty. It was great. See.
Speaker 1: I can't do the New York Times. It's too intellectual
Speaker 1: for me. Like if a paper folds down, I'm out.
Speaker 1: It has to be just like you know, magazine sized
Speaker 1: a little bigger, you know, like a new like a
Speaker 1: Daily News or whatever, but like a Wall Street Journal
Speaker 1: or New York Times, like if you have to fold
Speaker 1: it down and you're like, there would be giant pages
Speaker 1: that you scroll out.
Speaker 2: No, that's not for me. I think my parents used
Speaker 2: to be mad growing up because I wouldn't read the newspaper,
Speaker 2: and so then when I would, I would just kind
Speaker 2: of scan it and look for stories and then just
Speaker 2: be like, yeah, that's something like.
Speaker 1: When you had to do current events as a kid,
Speaker 1: you'd have to take the newspaper and read through the newspaper.
Speaker 2: Yeah, right.
Speaker 1: Our paper boy his name was Norman. I remember. I
Speaker 1: don't know why I remember that. But see, back in
Speaker 1: the eighties, it was okay to get the newspaper when
Speaker 1: the kid came home from school, So he would get
Speaker 1: home from school deliver the newspaper at like three point
Speaker 1: thirty in the afternoon. Meanwhile, all that news is old
Speaker 1: at that point and it just but it didn't matter then.
Speaker 1: You know, now you'd be like, I heard about that
Speaker 1: hours ago on Twitter. You know, now it's true, it's
Speaker 1: a different time. I'm assuming you never had a paper
Speaker 1: route because.
Speaker 2: You were too old for like, no, I didn't do
Speaker 2: a paper route.
Speaker 1: I see, we had a penny sign.
Speaker 2: I just caddied.
Speaker 1: We had a penny Saver route. So on Saturday mornings
Speaker 1: or whatever, would do the penny Saver was it was,
Speaker 1: you know, there were a few like little articles in it,
Speaker 1: but mostly it was like for sale stuff and garage
Speaker 1: sales and sales circulars and whatnot. So they would deliver
Speaker 1: it on a Friday night, wrapped in these things like
Speaker 1: big bundles. They throw them on your driveway and it
Speaker 1: had the actual penny Saver. Then it was every supermarket
Speaker 1: circular in town. So there were like six of them.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 1: It was wall Bounds and Pathmark and Grand Union and
Speaker 1: Path food Town, food Town and whatever was around at
Speaker 1: the time, you know. And so they would throw big
Speaker 1: bals in your driveway and you had to sit and
Speaker 1: assemble them and put them in a bag. So we
Speaker 1: did that on Friday night and then on Saturday morning
Speaker 1: we would load up the go kart with a red
Speaker 1: wagon on the back of it and we'd just go
Speaker 1: flying around the neighborhood and just heat throwing them, chucking them,
Speaker 1: chucking them. We didn't care if you know it would
Speaker 1: miss going the lawn whatever. But yeah, that was We
Speaker 1: did that for a couple of years. That was fun,
Speaker 1: good times, great oldies. So thank you so much for
Speaker 1: listening to this episode of bull Chat. Yes, we'll see
Speaker 1: you on Monday with an all new Serial Killers where
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure we will try a new Cheerios.
Speaker 2: Actually, you need to drive me home anymore? Why because
Speaker 2: I think I'm going to stay. Oh, because your buddy
Speaker 2: Josh is here and you'll go home with him. Well,
Speaker 2: I mean no, because he lives in Brooklyn.
Speaker 1: I live in Jersey Hills.
Speaker 2: I think would you want to stay? We're going to
Speaker 2: I think we're going to do lunch from Cava. I
Speaker 2: don't think I can. I really need to get home.
Speaker 2: I mean we do door dash, so it'll just come
Speaker 2: right here. You can wait thirty minutes. I get it.
Speaker 2: But you know what if you never had Kava unique
Speaker 2: I have I told you in the last episode, I
Speaker 2: forgot you just have boiled chicken in a lentil bowl.
Speaker 1: All I'm saying is, look, if you understand, like, Okay,
Speaker 1: we're in New York City. I live on Long Island,
Speaker 1: and the longer I stay here, the more traffic builds up. Well,
Speaker 1: the twenty minutes that you wouldn't trust me, it matters, Okay,
Speaker 1: it matters, believe me.
Speaker 2: Alright, Well, let me get the ball, Andrew, I can't
Speaker 2: wait for this freaking Kava bowl. I am going to
Speaker 2: get the crazy feta. I'm going to get some feta.
Speaker 1: This is not the place where you I got the
Speaker 1: meatball ball, right.
Speaker 2: This is different.
Speaker 1: That's dig In, right, because I know that Cava does.
Speaker 2: Not have that no dig in. Their quality kind of
Speaker 2: went down a little bit.
Speaker 1: There's another trendy bowl place.
Speaker 2: No, it still is. I mean it exists. Oh but
Speaker 2: Kava just it's Mediterranean, so you can't really f it up.
Speaker 1: Okay, thank you so much for listening to boll Chat.
Speaker 1: We'll see you Monday with serial Killers and then Wednesday
Speaker 1: we'll do another bull chat and we'll.
Speaker 2: Talk about nothing. Yeah.
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