WEBVTT - Bowl Chat - Kiss My Grits 0:00:00.960 --> 0:00:03.720 Welcome to bowl Chat. Today is Wednesday, May eleventh, Andrew, 0:00:03.720 --> 0:00:04.240 are you ready? 0:00:04.400 --> 0:00:04.960 I'm ready. 0:00:05.280 --> 0:00:06.640 Doesn't look like it, It. 0:00:06.559 --> 0:00:09.000 Doesn't look like put this over here. 0:00:09.640 --> 0:00:14.000 Okay, just give me a second. You are such a turd. No, 0:00:14.240 --> 0:00:16.120 I mean such a turd. But we do this every 0:00:16.440 --> 0:00:17.240 at the same time. 0:00:17.760 --> 0:00:20.479 We do. No, we don't, we do. You are such 0:00:20.520 --> 0:00:26.079 a little sneaky snake. That's what you are. What thing? 0:00:26.640 --> 0:00:33.720 Oh you're not ready? Oh I'm scared. That's serial killers International. 0:00:33.920 --> 0:00:38.959 Here we go, chat bull to chat chat new one. 0:00:39.000 --> 0:00:41.360 Can we get something like there has to be a 0:00:41.400 --> 0:00:47.400 song that has bowl in it? And that hurt? That 0:00:47.479 --> 0:00:50.320 was really loud. It hurt my precious little ears. 0:00:52.240 --> 0:00:54.320 I know before there's like seventeen things that I said 0:00:54.360 --> 0:00:56.200 save it for bull chat, and I don't remember any 0:00:56.240 --> 0:00:56.520 of them. 0:00:56.560 --> 0:00:58.480 Well, I have one. Why is this table? 0:00:58.920 --> 0:01:01.680 I wasn't here yesterday the studio and everyone just threw 0:01:01.720 --> 0:01:05.039 everything on this table. There's bananas and slim fast and 0:01:05.080 --> 0:01:08.200 wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube men and candles and 0:01:08.280 --> 0:01:11.640 games and cologne and extra microphones and pens. 0:01:14.560 --> 0:01:21.240 What okay, what's up with gunness? Just lead with what's 0:01:21.240 --> 0:01:21.840 the matter? Hi? 0:01:21.880 --> 0:01:24.600 Scary oh, Scary back for Eminem's. 0:01:26.200 --> 0:01:30.759 You like your sneakers? Thank you? Yeezis Scary is trying 0:01:30.800 --> 0:01:35.959 to plump up so he can lose weight. He's eating gum. 0:01:36.040 --> 0:01:39.039 There's no no, you know what. He comes in here 0:01:39.120 --> 0:01:42.399 multiple times the morning and takes peanut Eminem's handfuls. 0:01:42.959 --> 0:01:44.720 Well, listen, I mean, I had some peanut and m 0:01:44.720 --> 0:01:46.640 and ms myself. Would you like to defend yourself? Scary? 0:01:47.800 --> 0:01:48.480 Feel free? 0:01:49.680 --> 0:01:51.440 How do you resist peanut m and ms? 0:01:51.520 --> 0:01:53.440 Well, I mean you can't all kinds of emin ms, 0:01:53.440 --> 0:01:56.760 peanut butter, Eminem's, caramel eminems, the mint ones. They have 0:01:56.800 --> 0:02:00.920 new cookie ones, the cookies and cream ones they I mean, 0:02:01.240 --> 0:02:03.600 and and it's just a whole lot of goodness in 0:02:03.640 --> 0:02:06.160 a little chocolate capsule that doesn't melt in your capsle. 0:02:06.280 --> 0:02:07.480 Do you know what my melt in your hands? 0:02:07.480 --> 0:02:07.640 You know? 0:02:07.720 --> 0:02:09.560 My favorite eminem always was, and it was not a 0:02:09.680 --> 0:02:12.280 very popular one, Almond Eminem's. I don't even know if 0:02:12.280 --> 0:02:13.920 they still make them, but they were my favorite. 0:02:14.280 --> 0:02:15.000 Em and ms were great. 0:02:15.040 --> 0:02:16.760 And then there was the dark chocolate ones, which I 0:02:16.760 --> 0:02:18.520 think they still have and I love those. 0:02:18.600 --> 0:02:20.800 I like the peanut butter. Peanut butter is great. 0:02:21.040 --> 0:02:24.680 But yeah, right now, moving on to some extra gum. 0:02:24.720 --> 0:02:26.720 We're not sponsored, so you don't have to worry they're 0:02:26.760 --> 0:02:27.240 not watching this. 0:02:28.520 --> 0:02:29.200 Thank you guys. 0:02:29.600 --> 0:02:31.760 One day I aspired to be on an episode of 0:02:31.760 --> 0:02:32.320 serial Killers. 0:02:32.639 --> 0:02:36.440 Oh this is bulshit mine. Oh this is the Companion podcast. 0:02:36.480 --> 0:02:38.480 This is the sister podcast the serial Killers where we 0:02:38.560 --> 0:02:39.359 just talk about whatever. 0:02:39.520 --> 0:02:41.760 Okay, well, it's nice to I would liked it. 0:02:41.760 --> 0:02:44.320 Well, I'd like to talk about maybe being on the 0:02:44.440 --> 0:02:46.760 parent podcast serial Killer. 0:02:46.840 --> 0:02:48.560 Oh, you can do that. We can make that happen. 0:02:48.760 --> 0:02:50.639 Yeah, we'll make it happen. We'll do a Brooklyn Boys 0:02:51.760 --> 0:02:53.600 serial Killers mashup. 0:02:55.160 --> 0:02:58.600 So just the Brooklyn Boy yes, singular, Yeah, we'll do that. 0:02:59.280 --> 0:03:00.760 You know what, damn it. Brody's gonna be like. 0:03:00.800 --> 0:03:02.960 Hey, what about me? You don't like me because he 0:03:03.040 --> 0:03:05.359 listens to this. Well, we'll do a crossover episode. I 0:03:05.360 --> 0:03:06.040 think that would be fun. 0:03:06.080 --> 0:03:08.000 I just just think I can only take one of 0:03:08.000 --> 0:03:09.880 you at a time. I don't know if we could 0:03:09.880 --> 0:03:12.200 do Brody and Scary or Scary Ambrody on the same 0:03:12.240 --> 0:03:14.440 episode multiple times. 0:03:14.440 --> 0:03:15.280 We could definitely do. 0:03:15.480 --> 0:03:17.360 No, but there's only one of him, do you understand? 0:03:17.560 --> 0:03:20.160 But one of him is equal to like forty two 0:03:20.240 --> 0:03:24.320 other people. I'm get hair now. 0:03:24.360 --> 0:03:26.480 It's been great being on my first episode of bull 0:03:26.560 --> 0:03:26.959 Chat ever. 0:03:27.000 --> 0:03:28.520 I love you guys. Yes, and you'll be on our 0:03:28.560 --> 0:03:30.200 serial Killers podcast very soon. 0:03:30.760 --> 0:03:34.200 Take a whole pack. We have plenty done. You got it? 0:03:36.280 --> 0:03:37.480 Have a chocolate peanut butter? 0:03:37.680 --> 0:03:38.560 Who done? 0:03:41.440 --> 0:03:43.280 Uh? What were we about to say? I don't remember. 0:03:43.720 --> 0:03:45.440 I was about to talk about the pimple that's on 0:03:45.440 --> 0:03:46.200 my forehead, and oh. 0:03:46.200 --> 0:03:47.440 No, I said, there was all kinds of stuff on 0:03:47.440 --> 0:03:49.920 the table and you put your your palm on your face. 0:03:49.960 --> 0:03:51.720 Because you were just complaining. You were doing your normal 0:03:51.760 --> 0:03:56.200 complaint complaining. I was just see that there's crap all 0:03:56.200 --> 0:03:57.920 over the place. And I come back after I wasn't 0:03:57.960 --> 0:03:59.520 here for a day and everything's just moved around. 0:03:59.560 --> 0:04:01.560 That's not what is wrong with your head. 0:04:01.600 --> 0:04:03.040 It's not my head. It's your head. 0:04:03.640 --> 0:04:06.920 No, the outer part of your head. Oh, the inner part. 0:04:07.240 --> 0:04:09.720 But if you're watching this on YouTube, you can't really 0:04:09.720 --> 0:04:12.640 see it in this camera. Which why aren't you using 0:04:12.640 --> 0:04:15.640 the good camera? Because that required me to go in 0:04:15.680 --> 0:04:17.200 there and I just didn't want. Oh I say it now, 0:04:17.520 --> 0:04:19.760 so I got a pimp. I Well, here's the thing. 0:04:19.800 --> 0:04:22.520 You can't pick it. I know, I'm a picker. I'm 0:04:22.520 --> 0:04:25.360 not I pick, and it's my fault for picking. And 0:04:25.400 --> 0:04:27.159 I hate that I picked. And I have a wedding 0:04:27.200 --> 0:04:29.880 on Friday, and I need this to go away by Friday. 0:04:30.279 --> 0:04:32.839 It doesn't work up at this point. See Amy also 0:04:32.920 --> 0:04:35.080 is like she's a big pimple popper. Yeah, if she has, 0:04:35.360 --> 0:04:37.520 if anybody has when she wants to pop it, yeah 0:04:37.560 --> 0:04:40.920 to me, No, I just I feel like if something 0:04:41.000 --> 0:04:43.800 comes out on your body, it's there for a reason. 0:04:44.040 --> 0:04:45.440 It will go away eventually. 0:04:45.839 --> 0:04:47.760 It may be in a bad place for something you 0:04:47.800 --> 0:04:50.680 have coming up for pictures, but that's even worse. 0:04:50.760 --> 0:04:52.440 Yeah. No, No, and one hundred percent is worse. And I'm 0:04:52.480 --> 0:04:56.080 many one hundred percent. And I've picked this area before. 0:04:56.480 --> 0:04:59.920 This is what they consider your team, right, it's a triangle, 0:05:00.080 --> 0:05:00.760 the T zone. 0:05:00.800 --> 0:05:02.479 Okay, that means it's gonna scar. 0:05:02.920 --> 0:05:06.400 No, it just means that. That's like the skin is lighter, 0:05:06.440 --> 0:05:08.039 So it means if you're gonna get a pimple or 0:05:08.040 --> 0:05:10.440 something there, it's gonna show. So I have this sweet 0:05:10.640 --> 0:05:12.680 it's not even a pimple. It's a scab at this point, 0:05:12.800 --> 0:05:14.640 and so I just need the scab to go away. 0:05:14.960 --> 0:05:16.760 I'm i was thinking of like walking in with a 0:05:16.800 --> 0:05:19.159 band aid on my forehead today, But I'm like, that's 0:05:19.160 --> 0:05:21.440 definitely way more. You could also just leave it alone. No, 0:05:21.520 --> 0:05:23.159 I am the next couple of days, like, now that 0:05:23.200 --> 0:05:25.240 I know it's just a scab, I just gotta dry 0:05:25.279 --> 0:05:26.120 the sucker out. 0:05:26.000 --> 0:05:28.000 Put a little neosporn on it, and just call it 0:05:28.040 --> 0:05:28.320 a day. 0:05:28.440 --> 0:05:31.640 Rubbing alcohol and neosporn. That's what I do. Worst place 0:05:31.680 --> 0:05:33.640 to get a ZiT go here? 0:05:35.040 --> 0:05:38.560 Hello, I believe it's on your tongue, because that is 0:05:38.600 --> 0:05:40.280 a z that is painful. 0:05:40.320 --> 0:05:41.160 That's a canker sore. 0:05:41.560 --> 0:05:43.560 It's a z it. It's not as it I think 0:05:43.600 --> 0:05:45.120 it is. Look it up. Can you get a ZiT 0:05:45.160 --> 0:05:45.720 on your tongue? 0:05:46.200 --> 0:05:48.479 You can't. It's a canker sword. Oh it's a little 0:05:48.520 --> 0:05:50.239 chunk on your tongue. It's a different thing. 0:05:50.640 --> 0:05:53.560 Whatever it is. That's the worst place or on your 0:05:53.560 --> 0:05:53.919 butt that you. 0:05:53.960 --> 0:05:56.600 Have to sit on. Oh that's again, that's a hemorrhoid. 0:05:56.720 --> 0:05:57.120 Now it is. 0:05:57.160 --> 0:05:59.440 And you have a little red pimple on your butt cheek. 0:05:59.480 --> 0:06:01.920 That's that. I'm not talking about your buttthole, I mean. 0:06:01.839 --> 0:06:05.520 On your butt cheek. That's a canker sowred. 0:06:05.640 --> 0:06:07.359 No, no, no, can you get a pimple on your tongue? 0:06:07.440 --> 0:06:12.920 You can't pimple on your tongue. Look, it's right here. 0:06:12.960 --> 0:06:16.239 I just googled it. They're called lie bumps. They appear 0:06:16.279 --> 0:06:18.600 as red or white swollen bumps on the tongue. They 0:06:18.680 --> 0:06:20.600 look or feel like a pimple. They can be painful, 0:06:20.640 --> 0:06:24.159 even when you aren't eating or drinking. Some people experience burning, itching, 0:06:24.240 --> 0:06:27.640 or tingling sensations on their tongue. So that's the most 0:06:27.920 --> 0:06:30.600 live whatever it's it's a pimple. No, it's not. 0:06:31.520 --> 0:06:33.120 Okay, it's fine. 0:06:33.160 --> 0:06:35.720 It's not like that. That annoys you, but you being like, oh, 0:06:35.839 --> 0:06:40.440 I'm back, everything looks terrible. How about you today? That's fine. 0:06:41.040 --> 0:06:43.720 Do you like grits? I do like grits. I do too, 0:06:43.920 --> 0:06:44.440 that's cool. 0:06:44.600 --> 0:06:46.960 The instant ones are not as good as if you 0:06:47.040 --> 0:06:49.880 get them in a restaurant. I love waffle House grits. 0:06:50.120 --> 0:06:52.680 There listen, and the diner by my house. Ever since 0:06:52.720 --> 0:06:54.080 I was a little kid, there was always a sign 0:06:54.120 --> 0:06:56.320 written in magic marker that was hanging right over the 0:06:56.360 --> 0:06:57.920 dessert case where the lemon merangue is. 0:06:58.240 --> 0:07:00.600 It says we have grits. And then as soon as 0:07:00.640 --> 0:07:02.760 COVID started, No more grits. That's sad. 0:07:02.839 --> 0:07:04.560 I don't know what COVID has to do with grits. 0:07:04.880 --> 0:07:06.360 There's a grit shortage you didn't hear. 0:07:06.480 --> 0:07:08.880 But like a bowl of grits, I put a pat 0:07:08.920 --> 0:07:10.960 of butter and a packet of sugar and mix it 0:07:11.040 --> 0:07:12.200 and it is so delicious. 0:07:12.240 --> 0:07:15.400 Wow, that's not that bad. Pat is a little, tiny, 0:07:15.440 --> 0:07:18.000 little square. It's not a chunk. I mean, I don't 0:07:18.000 --> 0:07:20.720 think grits are probably healthy for you, but why isn't 0:07:20.760 --> 0:07:22.920 it just some kind of grain with with what milk 0:07:22.960 --> 0:07:25.240 and stuff? No, I don't know. It doesn't sound like 0:07:25.280 --> 0:07:27.280 it would be good for you. But I mean maybe 0:07:27.360 --> 0:07:29.760 the way like a in the South they make it 0:07:29.880 --> 0:07:31.840 would be yeah, well because they put all kinds of 0:07:31.880 --> 0:07:34.680 fat an butter, right, but I would like that. 0:07:35.080 --> 0:07:35.760 It's delicious. 0:07:35.760 --> 0:07:36.920 It's like a homemad grit that way. 0:07:37.160 --> 0:07:40.800 I bet you our friend what's his name, has delicious grits. 0:07:41.280 --> 0:07:44.080 I just I said his name before her Yeah, yeah, 0:07:44.240 --> 0:07:46.400 big herm. I bet he makes grits in his place. 0:07:46.480 --> 0:07:48.120 I would love to go there. Can we drive down? 0:07:48.160 --> 0:07:49.440 It's Atlanta right somewhere down there. 0:07:49.640 --> 0:07:52.040 I have always wanted to go to Atlanta. There's several 0:07:52.080 --> 0:07:54.080 cities on my list that I want to go see. 0:07:54.120 --> 0:07:56.320 Atlanta's one of them. Were you there? I want to 0:07:56.360 --> 0:07:56.880 go to Denver? 0:07:57.360 --> 0:07:59.120 Weren't you there in ninety six? And didn't you like 0:07:59.280 --> 0:08:01.160 thwart a bombing at the Olympics. 0:08:01.400 --> 0:08:03.400 Wasn't that you? What? 0:08:04.560 --> 0:08:05.280 You don't even know what? 0:08:05.360 --> 0:08:08.000 This is what we know you? And then they made 0:08:08.000 --> 0:08:11.080 a movie out of it. Yeah, Richard Jewel, Yeah, why 0:08:11.200 --> 0:08:12.000 was I there? I don't know. 0:08:12.040 --> 0:08:13.440 I thought it was you what. 0:08:14.040 --> 0:08:16.280 I have no idea. Are you good today? 0:08:16.520 --> 0:08:17.320 Nope, I'm not. 0:08:17.880 --> 0:08:20.680 You are in several different places. I don't think it's 0:08:20.720 --> 0:08:22.560 here though I am. And I haven't seen a pat 0:08:22.640 --> 0:08:25.160 of butter since I was in Sleepway camp. You want 0:08:25.200 --> 0:08:26.680 me to cut you a pat of butter and we 0:08:26.680 --> 0:08:27.200 could put that on? 0:08:27.720 --> 0:08:30.640 No, that's that's not it, though, like it. They actually 0:08:30.720 --> 0:08:33.000 come in pats when I was when I was in camp, 0:08:33.240 --> 0:08:35.360 individual little it would give us a piece of white 0:08:35.360 --> 0:08:37.520 bread like we were in jail, and a pad of butter. 0:08:37.840 --> 0:08:40.760 It was a little wax piece of wax cardboard with 0:08:41.320 --> 0:08:44.439 a small slice of butter, which is a pat and 0:08:44.520 --> 0:08:46.880 a little wax paper on top of it. And that's 0:08:46.920 --> 0:08:49.120 what we that's what we would would use for our bread. 0:08:49.240 --> 0:08:51.599 Well, I was telling Jackie my prison meal today was 0:08:53.000 --> 0:08:56.079 I love And I know it's gonna sound really stupid, 0:08:56.160 --> 0:08:59.400 but the mini pretzels like the I don't know who 0:08:59.440 --> 0:09:02.480 the maker of the mini pressman. Yes, they make many 0:09:02.520 --> 0:09:04.079 ones in a clear bag now they used to not 0:09:04.160 --> 0:09:05.199 be in a clear bag. That used to be in 0:09:05.280 --> 0:09:09.440 a yellow bag. Clear bag. Yes, it's like see through clear. 0:09:09.640 --> 0:09:10.760 Is there a logo printed on it? 0:09:10.920 --> 0:09:13.600 Yeah, it's just as weird. But it's like a pound 0:09:13.640 --> 0:09:14.360 of mini pretzels. 0:09:14.400 --> 0:09:16.280 I don't think that's Bachmann's then, because there's a still 0:09:16.360 --> 0:09:20.920 yellow and whatever. Their butter pretzels are the best false. 0:09:21.520 --> 0:09:23.959 Dislike those immensely. I don't like the fake butter the 0:09:24.160 --> 0:09:25.880 best for me. I don't think it's fake either. 0:09:26.200 --> 0:09:29.280 No, I'm not a fan. Anyway, back to my story. Sorry, 0:09:29.760 --> 0:09:32.720 I love eating handfuls of the mini pretzels. 0:09:32.880 --> 0:09:34.800 Will you say many? Do you mean like the little nubs? 0:09:36.080 --> 0:09:40.400 No, Like they're small pretzels, Like they're twisted like a pretzel. Yes, okay, 0:09:41.200 --> 0:09:44.880 and I love chugging them with some water. I yes, 0:09:45.360 --> 0:09:48.600 you have the crunchy salty pretzel and then as you're 0:09:48.679 --> 0:09:50.520 chewing it, you drink water at the same time. M. 0:09:51.679 --> 0:09:53.000 Chef's kiss delicious. 0:09:53.160 --> 0:09:55.040 That's almost like eating cereal with water. 0:09:55.440 --> 0:09:57.640 I listen, don't not till you try it. I like 0:09:57.720 --> 0:09:58.520 to here's my thing. 0:09:58.600 --> 0:10:00.600 I like to suck on a pretzel until it gets 0:10:00.679 --> 0:10:03.040 soft and then I can just mush it with my tongue. 0:10:03.679 --> 0:10:06.679 But what's who's that? Uh? It's for work? Okay, Well, 0:10:06.720 --> 0:10:08.520 this is work, so don't worry. This is work. 0:10:09.360 --> 0:10:11.120 So but by most of the time, by the time 0:10:11.360 --> 0:10:13.240 I can't get it that far, I just crunch it. 0:10:13.559 --> 0:10:14.839 Same thing with an M and M. Like if I'm 0:10:14.840 --> 0:10:16.439 sucking on it, just because I wanted to melt in 0:10:16.520 --> 0:10:18.920 my mouth, I can't wait and I crunch it, kind 0:10:18.920 --> 0:10:20.559 of like the tutti pop thing. How many licks do 0:10:20.600 --> 0:10:20.760 you know? 0:10:20.960 --> 0:10:21.080 Well? 0:10:21.280 --> 0:10:22.840 I eat two three? 0:10:23.520 --> 0:10:23.880 What's that? 0:10:24.720 --> 0:10:24.959 I know? 0:10:25.080 --> 0:10:25.760 It's the owl? 0:10:25.960 --> 0:10:26.200 Okay. 0:10:26.400 --> 0:10:35.839 They used to play those all the time. Yeah, one, two, three, three? Okay? 0:10:35.920 --> 0:10:37.000 So what was I saying? 0:10:37.080 --> 0:10:39.720 We were pretzels, little bags of pretzels, pats of butter. 0:10:39.640 --> 0:10:42.800 Grits, not grits. Oh, you were onto something? 0:10:43.040 --> 0:10:45.400 Were going candies? You wanted to go to Atlantic warheads. 0:10:45.480 --> 0:10:46.280 Nothing was canned. 0:10:46.320 --> 0:10:48.800 I need to talk about this one. I can't let's remember. 0:10:48.880 --> 0:10:49.680 Let's go back to Atlanta. 0:10:49.720 --> 0:10:51.880 Okay, Okay, go ahead, Atlanta. 0:10:51.960 --> 0:10:52.720 You don't have to write it down. 0:10:53.080 --> 0:10:58.000 I click it all. Remember Atlanta. Okay, now I'll remember it. Okay. 0:10:58.080 --> 0:11:00.320 So back to the warhead warheads? I can wait, wait, 0:11:00.320 --> 0:11:01.480 hold on, what do you mean back to we never 0:11:01.520 --> 0:11:04.360 were we never said warheads, but you were talking about 0:11:04.400 --> 0:11:06.040 sucking on candy, so it made me think of warheads. 0:11:06.120 --> 0:11:08.360 That's the one with the fizzy stuff inside. New Okay. 0:11:09.040 --> 0:11:11.679 Those were the ones that had They came in like 0:11:11.800 --> 0:11:15.360 all different colors, jawbreakers. It was the guy with like 0:11:15.440 --> 0:11:17.880 the exploding head, and they were about like big because 0:11:17.880 --> 0:11:20.480 there was crazy because there was fizzy croud inside. No, 0:11:20.920 --> 0:11:23.719 it was just extremely sour on the inside. Huh. And 0:11:23.840 --> 0:11:26.920 the black warheads were the craziest ones. They were like 0:11:27.040 --> 0:11:30.400 clear and you would suck on them and I can't 0:11:30.480 --> 0:11:34.240 do sour because my left eye twitches. I'm just telling 0:11:34.320 --> 0:11:34.600 the truth. 0:11:34.679 --> 0:11:36.160 Did you used to get them from the ice cream truck? 0:11:36.800 --> 0:11:38.040 What warheads? 0:11:38.640 --> 0:11:40.920 No? When I was in school, people used to bring them, 0:11:40.960 --> 0:11:43.520 but they were like a band candy, oh, because it 0:11:43.600 --> 0:11:45.440 was like you couldn't have gum or candy in school 0:11:45.559 --> 0:11:47.920 and then people like would bring warheads in and that 0:11:48.080 --> 0:11:50.120 was like the thing when you were growing up in 0:11:50.160 --> 0:11:53.280 the suburbs. Was there an ice cream truck in the neighborhood? Yes, 0:11:54.160 --> 0:11:58.199 but depending on that, it only started coming more as 0:11:58.280 --> 0:12:01.360 I got older. When we were kids, it's like, I 0:12:01.400 --> 0:12:06.959 don't know, like for to like eighth grade, we used 0:12:06.960 --> 0:12:09.040 to have to tell my uncle to call the ice 0:12:09.080 --> 0:12:10.880 cream trucks because there wouldn't be an ice cream. 0:12:10.920 --> 0:12:12.200 And now you do it on an app. But when 0:12:12.240 --> 0:12:16.280 I was little, yeah, yeah, there's an ice cream truck 0:12:16.320 --> 0:12:17.640 I know in Jersey and it's on an app. You 0:12:17.720 --> 0:12:18.280 just get it to come. 0:12:18.520 --> 0:12:21.000 That's insane. These kids have it way too easy. 0:12:20.800 --> 0:12:22.440 Because when I was little, we had the circus Man. 0:12:22.520 --> 0:12:25.079 It was a circusman truck. Yeah, and I remember the guy, 0:12:25.120 --> 0:12:28.080 the driver's name. His name was Warren. And one time 0:12:28.120 --> 0:12:30.120 he came in our pool. He jumped over the thing 0:12:30.200 --> 0:12:31.240 in the ice cream truck and he went in the 0:12:31.240 --> 0:12:32.440 pool and then he went back and he gave us 0:12:32.480 --> 0:12:33.240 all free ice cream. 0:12:33.360 --> 0:12:33.719 I love that. 0:12:33.960 --> 0:12:36.040 It was great. But see they also had lots of 0:12:36.800 --> 0:12:38.200 I don't know, I guess now it would be called 0:12:38.320 --> 0:12:42.080 racist candy back in the day. I always remember because 0:12:42.080 --> 0:12:43.960 when you would buy ice cream or whatever, they would 0:12:43.960 --> 0:12:45.719 give you a little stick of gum and it was 0:12:45.760 --> 0:12:48.480 an orange wrapper and there was a Chinese guy on it. Oh, 0:12:48.640 --> 0:12:51.280 you know, the stereotypical moment, the hat and the eyes 0:12:51.320 --> 0:12:53.720 and everything, and you can't you can't do that anymore, 0:12:53.760 --> 0:12:57.360 and then they can't do Do you remember Alexander the Great, 0:12:57.720 --> 0:13:00.520 that grape, Alexander the Grape it was. There were there 0:13:00.559 --> 0:13:02.679 were three of them. There was Alexander the Grape. There 0:13:02.720 --> 0:13:05.520 were lemonheads, which they still have. Yeah, and there was 0:13:05.640 --> 0:13:09.760 cherry clan. Now cherry clan is not okay anymore. No, 0:13:10.360 --> 0:13:11.520 do you want to see a picture of what the 0:13:11.559 --> 0:13:13.599 box like. So those were the three because there was 0:13:13.720 --> 0:13:16.480 cherry grape, I want to be shocked was actually approved. 0:13:16.559 --> 0:13:18.800 There was cherry grape and lemon and they still make 0:13:18.840 --> 0:13:22.880 the lemon heads. And I think you can find Alexander 0:13:22.960 --> 0:13:26.319 the Grape out there somewhere. So this was it was 0:13:26.400 --> 0:13:29.000 kind of like a I guess, a tiny little jawbreaker. 0:13:29.800 --> 0:13:33.360 I like jawbreakers, Yeah, I find them, like the gob stoppers. 0:13:33.520 --> 0:13:37.440 I love. I liked gob stoppers too. They're still out, yes, 0:13:37.720 --> 0:13:41.160 yeah they are Okay, so this is this was cherry clan. 0:13:43.240 --> 0:13:45.719 Oh no, yeah, oh no. 0:13:47.440 --> 0:13:48.959 But see as kids, we thought nothing of it. 0:13:49.120 --> 0:13:52.920 Yeah, that's funny. It was delicious approved and people were 0:13:52.960 --> 0:13:54.480 able to buy that. Well, I don't know if it 0:13:54.559 --> 0:13:56.360 was approved. It just it just that's just it's just 0:13:56.480 --> 0:13:59.040 what that was eighties forer era pan that was eighties, 0:13:59.600 --> 0:14:01.080 right that that's so bad. 0:14:01.200 --> 0:14:04.280 Yeah, no, they couldn't do that now, no anyway, no 0:14:04.480 --> 0:14:07.120 Cherry clan. But so now, first of all, we never 0:14:07.200 --> 0:14:09.640 had a soft ice cream truck in our neighborhood ever. Ever, 0:14:09.760 --> 0:14:12.360 it was always the bars. We got the WWF wrestling 0:14:12.400 --> 0:14:15.040 bars and snow cones and all that. Guard we had 0:14:15.080 --> 0:14:18.240 SpongeBob and bugs Bunny. The best is when the gumballs 0:14:18.240 --> 0:14:20.080 were on the eyes. First of all, that is the 0:14:20.200 --> 0:14:23.080 worst gum of all time. It is any gum that 0:14:23.160 --> 0:14:25.080 comes on an ice cream bar. Those things have those 0:14:25.120 --> 0:14:27.600 suckers have been on there for yep, kow white sometime, 0:14:27.680 --> 0:14:29.600 and a lot of times they were misplaced so they 0:14:29.640 --> 0:14:32.400 weren't exactly in the ice mouth. Yeah, and the color 0:14:32.440 --> 0:14:35.480 would all ooze off onto the ice cream, disgusting. 0:14:35.160 --> 0:14:38.360 Bugs teeth or actually where his eyes Yeah. 0:14:38.480 --> 0:14:40.520 Yeah, I'm trying to think of what I like my 0:14:40.640 --> 0:14:43.160 fa My favorite then and I don't like it anymore, 0:14:43.360 --> 0:14:46.000 is remember the it was like a chocolate Eclaire, but 0:14:46.040 --> 0:14:47.960 it had that hard chunk of chocolate in the middle. 0:14:48.640 --> 0:14:50.200 I think good humor. It was a good humor thing. 0:14:50.280 --> 0:14:52.600 Good humor I think still makes it. My favorite was 0:14:52.640 --> 0:14:56.200 the push pop. I love the rainbow push pops. Those 0:14:56.240 --> 0:14:58.960 things were so fricking good. And the thing is they 0:14:59.200 --> 0:15:01.560 sold them at Gross three stores, but it wasn't the 0:15:01.600 --> 0:15:05.520 same exactly because my cafeteria used to sell them in 0:15:05.680 --> 0:15:08.120 school and when you could get them, and the ice 0:15:08.160 --> 0:15:10.320 cream truck would sell them, and then you could buy 0:15:10.360 --> 0:15:13.120 it in the store sometimes and it's just all three 0:15:13.160 --> 0:15:13.960 had different flavors. 0:15:14.120 --> 0:15:16.280 But sometimes it was so hard that when you pushed it, 0:15:16.360 --> 0:15:19.840 either the straw went through your finger, yes yeah, or 0:15:19.960 --> 0:15:22.040 it broke. You're like damn it and it would come 0:15:22.040 --> 0:15:24.880 out and you couldn't push it up. Stupid thing happened. 0:15:24.960 --> 0:15:27.200 You were stuck peel the cardboard. I would get a 0:15:27.280 --> 0:15:28.880 pen and try to jam a pen in there to 0:15:28.920 --> 0:15:29.360 push it up. 0:15:29.600 --> 0:15:31.720 The worst is when you would have it too and 0:15:31.840 --> 0:15:33.280 you'd be like licking like. 0:15:33.360 --> 0:15:36.600 The cardboard towards the end like huh, or you would 0:15:36.600 --> 0:15:38.080 push it too far the whole thing would fall out 0:15:38.080 --> 0:15:39.680 of the card onto the street and then I would cry. 0:15:39.920 --> 0:15:42.200 Yeah, they also had missus Field's cookies. 0:15:42.800 --> 0:15:44.600 Yeah no, that was not for us. 0:15:44.920 --> 0:15:47.200 They used to sell cookies and they would prepackage them 0:15:47.240 --> 0:15:49.880 in like two or three and those were the best 0:15:50.000 --> 0:15:54.080 cookies ever. My favorite ice cream truck story is, you know, 0:15:54.120 --> 0:15:55.520 when I was a kid, I went to Hebrew school, 0:15:55.520 --> 0:15:57.680 so it was probably ten or eleven or whatever, and 0:15:57.840 --> 0:15:59.760 the ice cream truck always used to park outside the 0:16:00.080 --> 0:16:02.040 school so the kids could get it before or after, 0:16:02.480 --> 0:16:04.200 and they didn't, you know, the school didn't like that. 0:16:04.640 --> 0:16:06.280 And then the guy was like, yeah, you don't like that, 0:16:06.400 --> 0:16:10.000 and he started selling hot dogs and like pork hot dogs, 0:16:10.200 --> 0:16:13.240 which they don't like at a temple. And so I 0:16:13.360 --> 0:16:15.960 just remember the rabbi like running out, chasing after the 0:16:16.000 --> 0:16:17.640 guy like an old man, and the guy was just 0:16:17.720 --> 0:16:19.760 driving away, but yeah, he was like, screw you, we 0:16:19.760 --> 0:16:22.200 don't want us her here, I'm gonna sell hot dogs. Yeah. 0:16:22.240 --> 0:16:25.200 I feel like mobile food truck should be more like obviously, 0:16:25.280 --> 0:16:27.440 ice cream trucks are you know, a staple, but they 0:16:27.480 --> 0:16:31.080 should do more different types of like roaming food trucks right, like, 0:16:31.200 --> 0:16:33.320 oh wow, here's the burrito truck coming around? Are you 0:16:33.440 --> 0:16:36.120