Speaker 1: I'm experiencing my first real winter of my life.
Speaker 2: Are you surviving?
Speaker 3: Well?
Speaker 1: I can cook, so I'm surviving just fine.
Speaker 2: You can cook.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean difference. Yeah, yeah, that's true. Okay, Glorilla.
Speaker 3: Now, thank you, thank you, No, thank you, Blake, No,
Speaker 3: thank you, thank us, thank every thank you, Marcella.
Speaker 1: Donald Trump, thank Donald Trump. Every day, wake up and
Speaker 1: thank him.
Speaker 3: I'm king. Just get on my knees and I just
Speaker 3: give a little point up I said, thank you one of.
Speaker 1: The great size of his stick. Just your fingers.
Speaker 4: Ty, Hello the Internet, and welcome to Season three seventy three,
Speaker 4: Episode four of Guys.
Speaker 3: A production of My Heart Radio. Are you just like
Speaker 3: munching on a little acorn there or something that's.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, hied them away? I hie them away usually
Speaker 5: during this time of year. But I found a couple,
Speaker 5: so you know, it's a cheap day. I can have
Speaker 5: some acorns from.
Speaker 3: The acorns from my stash.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: This is a podcast where we take a deep dive
Speaker 3: into america shared consciousness. It is Friday, January thirty first,
Speaker 3: twenty twenty five. What a January, guys. We made it
Speaker 3: to the end and okay, January twenty twenty five. Well,
Speaker 3: that sucked February. Everything's going to be better, right, Remember
Speaker 3: that when people would blame bad stuff on the year
Speaker 3: it was, and so they're not knowing that things were
Speaker 3: just getting worse than it was worse. Oh my god,
Speaker 3: I just can't wait for twenty nineteen to be over.
Speaker 3: A celebrity died anyways. My name is Jack O'Brien aka
Speaker 3: Pomp Pomp pump pumper truck, Pomp pomp pumper truck. You
Speaker 3: can't buy, you can't buy. No, you can't buy a
Speaker 3: new pomper truck. Police got all that money that one
Speaker 3: courtesy of First Blood five twenty two on the Discord.
Speaker 3: In reference to the story Jam a writer, Jam wrote
Speaker 3: and researched about how private equity made it so that
Speaker 3: pumper trucks were too expensive. They cost a million dollars
Speaker 3: literally a million dollars for a fire truck, and they
Speaker 3: were all broken and not fixable, and they couldn't buy
Speaker 3: any new ones during the alley fire.
Speaker 2: So wait, pumper truck is that the actual pump truck? Pump?
Speaker 3: It does sound like a children's like what a child
Speaker 3: would call it, But yeah, that is one of the.
Speaker 1: Bread trunk pumper truck, right, and.
Speaker 3: It does that. They're called pumper truck and ladder truck.
Speaker 2: Like.
Speaker 3: There's a reason that all children want to be firemen
Speaker 3: is because it was like a procession conceived of by children.
Speaker 3: It fields like it's a pumper truck. It pumps the water.
Speaker 1: It's really it is cute watching kids watch little kids
Speaker 1: watch like fire trucks drive by. Oh yeah, garbage trucks
Speaker 1: Bye bye. That's like a garbage treasure. That's a privilege.
Speaker 3: Garbage trucks are a spectator sport that oh yeah, live
Speaker 3: viewing of the garbage truck when my kids were a
Speaker 3: little bit younger.
Speaker 2: Yeah, fucking fun.
Speaker 3: Hell yeah, dunk to that one too.
Speaker 1: And now you know, and you also realize what a
Speaker 1: dickhead you are. Should I have never acknowledge the garbage?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yes, I always read you like this. Huh wow.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Anyways, I'm throwing to be joined in our second seat,
Speaker 3: our miles seat, soon to be our literal mile seat
Speaker 3: again by a brilliant comedian, writer and actor who's new.
Speaker 2: Specials Daddy long Legs.
Speaker 3: He's the coiner of the disgusting phrase plumpers to describe
Speaker 3: his thighs unrelated to plump pumper trucks plumpers because his
Speaker 3: thighs are strong. It's Blake Waxler.
Speaker 5: This is Blake Wexler aka Plumper Truck. No, this is
Speaker 5: Blake Wexler a k A wake up in the morning
Speaker 5: feeling like Blake Wexler. Got my booties on my doggie.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna hit Jersey City before I leave, do the
Speaker 5: geist with an O'Brien named Jack, because when I leave
Speaker 5: for the night, plumpers is all I pack.
Speaker 2: That was from vanadium silver, vanadium silver, yeah, nadium silver.
Speaker 3: A word well done as myth. Yeah, and that is
Speaker 3: how that's pronounced words myth. Yeah, well done, Blake. Wonderful
Speaker 3: to have you as always.
Speaker 2: Yeah you're yeah, you seem psyched. I'm psyched, Blake? Have
Speaker 2: you here? Wait, dude, what a host? I'm a scab?
Speaker 2: You're okay? Yeah? Yeah?
Speaker 1: He went he went golded someone's house?
Speaker 2: Do you have an open position for me?
Speaker 1: What a bastard? What a bastard.
Speaker 5: I'm trying to get the permanent spot too, I'm trying
Speaker 5: to join Damn.
Speaker 3: Marcella's emailed me the day of.
Speaker 1: Minute to minute? Are you watching this crazy ship?
Speaker 2: Every wing?
Speaker 3: Wow? We hey here'd you guys all just got a
Speaker 3: evacuation notice.
Speaker 1: Yeah that's crazy, okay.
Speaker 2: Because no problem. Take up a new mic. Weirdly, I
Speaker 2: don't know this is Hey, we're doing well. I hope
Speaker 2: you're not doing well.
Speaker 1: I hope you more like Blake doesn't waste no time.
Speaker 2: Enough.
Speaker 1: I'm a word words, myth, words, myth. I'm a wordsmith
Speaker 1: smith Blake.
Speaker 3: As I was saying, this is my job to say,
Speaker 3: we're thrilled to be joined in our third seat by
Speaker 3: one of our favorite guests, one of your favorite guests,
Speaker 3: A writer, actor, one of the funniest stand up comedians
Speaker 3: doing it. She has an incredible stand up special called
Speaker 3: Bitch Grow Up that you must go watch. You can
Speaker 3: also see her at a stage near you. Go check
Speaker 3: her website. It's the hilarious, the talented Marcella Arguaya.
Speaker 1: It's me marcel Aka. I don't have anything planned today.
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry, but I do have a special TDZ
Speaker 1: shout out to Wesley Vaughan in Augusta, Georgia. I will
Speaker 1: never come to Augusta, Georgia. However, I hope you drive
Speaker 1: to a nearby area that will have me, because Augusta
Speaker 1: Georgia is kind of deep out there. Bro, I can't
Speaker 1: be coming to just every city, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: But that gang all day. You guys are so supportive,
Speaker 1: appreciate all you. I just want to get a special
Speaker 1: shout out to Wesley Vaughn.
Speaker 2: Yeah, who will never see you live, but he might.
Speaker 1: He said he will drive out and I believe him.
Speaker 1: But I just want to know why I ain't coming
Speaker 1: out to Augusta like boy, Augusta is no Gusta Augusta
Speaker 1: golf courses.
Speaker 5: And I won't play there. I won't play golf there.
Speaker 5: I will perform there.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you've been asked. They've been asking you to come
Speaker 3: down to the Masters for a while, begging is that true? True?
Speaker 1: Is that true? Because I feel like you're pulling my
Speaker 1: daddy lung.
Speaker 2: I mean my mommy long legs.
Speaker 3: Long legs leg based comedy with Blake. I don't know
Speaker 3: if you've noticed.
Speaker 1: That I should have done. That's why I shouldn't it.
Speaker 1: I'm going to redo my intro. Is me must well? Okay,
Speaker 1: Mommy long legs in the.
Speaker 3: Marcella.
Speaker 2: We're thrilled.
Speaker 3: The head back up, so glad that you were surviving.
Speaker 1: Oh, I'm so happy to be here.
Speaker 2: The cold, the cold, fezing what I do?
Speaker 3: It got into the forties in l A And I
Speaker 3: was like, that's not freezing.
Speaker 2: Cold, and you just put on it was like negative ten.
Speaker 1: It was like negative ten. The wind chill got to
Speaker 1: like negative thirty. I was like, oh my god, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna disintegrate.
Speaker 2: Step outside.
Speaker 3: I am glad you have not disintegrated yet.
Speaker 2: We tru to have you here.
Speaker 3: I was always we're gonna tell to listen to a
Speaker 3: couple of things we're talking about, and then we will
Speaker 3: get to know you a little bit better.
Speaker 1: But the most important thing they need to know is
Speaker 1: that every second Thursday at Lincoln Lodge in Chicago, I
Speaker 1: have a monthly show called Comedy is Dead. I would
Speaker 1: love for you guys to come see me after this break.
Speaker 1: Is that what you're doing going to break?
Speaker 2: We actually started. We're gonna get back to break a
Speaker 2: couple of breaks real quick. And we're back, and we're.
Speaker 3: Back and we will be talking about I will just
Speaker 3: check about the RFKJU and your confirmation hearing, see how
Speaker 3: how that's going.
Speaker 2: He's in the studio before it goes down, smooth.
Speaker 3: And Yeah, I just want like, I don't really have
Speaker 3: much to report from his hearing so much as I
Speaker 3: just want to like run through some greatest hits of
Speaker 3: the things he has said he believes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I just want to hear.
Speaker 1: I just want to know how soon we're going to
Speaker 1: see RFK Junior at one of these ww E Netflix
Speaker 1: live events. I want to know how soon that's going
Speaker 1: to happen, because that's coming.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, one of those Thursdays, I think a week
Speaker 5: from today.
Speaker 3: Nicely, administration feels like it's w w It's like, what
Speaker 3: if the actual United States America was run by.
Speaker 1: W w E villains and specifically like w w E,
Speaker 1: not w w F. When you got like the real grimy,
Speaker 1: hardcore pure.
Speaker 2: Shit, you know, ww affected with.
Speaker 1: Corporate bullshit too much? Yeah yeah, outside influence it was.
Speaker 2: Now yeah shit, it's ship all the way down.
Speaker 1: Got to say it.
Speaker 3: We'll talk about the Pentagon deciding that Black History Month
Speaker 3: isn't a thing anymore, and just generally concerned about plagiarism.
Speaker 3: We don't need a fun It was wonderful. Netflix did
Speaker 3: their big like programming preview for the press and announced
Speaker 3: all the stumbing in the next year. First Looks, First
Speaker 3: looks a glance, So I don't know, take a couple
Speaker 3: look at some things that might be crossing over to
Speaker 3: the zeitgeist.
Speaker 2: And we'll look.
Speaker 3: At Tarantino's claim that like you do that every time
Speaker 3: I use the titular words from the title. You you
Speaker 3: give me that, and I appreciate it.
Speaker 1: He starts stumbling and funning.
Speaker 3: You know, now, oh boy, old boys, you got me
Speaker 3: saying movies ended six years ago. But before we get
Speaker 3: to any of that bullshit, Marcella is on one and
Speaker 3: we want to get to know her better.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you were about to say, you know one this.
Speaker 1: I got up early. I did a lot of action
Speaker 1: this morning, like Connect four with my boo. We like
Speaker 1: did rounds and rounds. I'll whooping that ass. Yeah, And
Speaker 1: then we got we finally came up and we got
Speaker 1: to our last two chips. We went to the brim.
Speaker 1: This is my favorite way to play the game, all
Speaker 1: the way to the brim.
Speaker 3: All the way you won. You won.
Speaker 1: You want that one on that last one, but you
Speaker 1: got to get it to you know, the people that
Speaker 1: put in the effort, put in the work. You got
Speaker 1: to respect the game other people bring to the table.
Speaker 2: I had a very young cousin.
Speaker 3: Back to you, Jack, I had a very young cousin
Speaker 3: who was like a Connect four prodigy, you know, and
Speaker 3: when I was in my twenties, like she was.
Speaker 1: Never loved talking about her.
Speaker 3: Huh, And I we go again with the cousin. This
Speaker 3: is the fifth time I've talked about her this week.
Speaker 3: But then I beat her and everyone was like, well,
Speaker 3: you beat the fucking eight year old and Connect.
Speaker 1: Four dude, what's problem?
Speaker 2: I was like, I thought we were playing for real.
Speaker 3: I thought that was.
Speaker 1: Prod or not.
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly, fuck fu.
Speaker 1: Indeed, that is what I said in front of Did
Speaker 1: you flip the table after you want?
Speaker 2: Yeah? And I, yeah, flip the table.
Speaker 1: You're never invited back again?
Speaker 3: All right, Before we get to any of that, Marcella,
Speaker 3: what is something from your search history that's realing about
Speaker 3: who you are today?
Speaker 1: I searched how to convert oil to butter, like the
Speaker 1: ratio of like substituting when you're baking butter. You're an idiot, bro,
Speaker 1: You're closed and you're.
Speaker 2: Talking to me like that asking I'm asking you a question, Marcella.
Speaker 2: Oh sorry, I didn't know. We don't answer question.
Speaker 1: I'm in the Trump administration. You don't get to ask
Speaker 1: me anything. Okay, I can say what I want exactly.
Speaker 1: There's a part, there's a part where you say that women,
Speaker 1: women aren't allowed. Women women don't get Okay.
Speaker 2: We give me we can't. We count me in. We
Speaker 2: count me in with this is the you know your
Speaker 2: women aren't allowed. So yeah, this wow, wow.
Speaker 1: Wow, Jack, This is the kind of calls that you
Speaker 1: guys bring onto the doing zeitgeist nowadays.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're trying to court controversy. We're trying to get some.
Speaker 1: Ever since the fires, you guys have really changed the
Speaker 1: tone in here. That's it really, as best us is
Speaker 1: getting to you, isn't it, because sucking it in every
Speaker 1: time you step out to take your kids.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the Daily Ze is putting the best and as
Speaker 3: Best does back to you. Tom, What are you talking about?
Speaker 1: So so this morning I was making cookies and I'm
Speaker 1: trying to you know, during the holidays, that's when I
Speaker 1: use the butter, I use the creams, I use all
Speaker 1: the dairries, I use all the cheeses, everything. But once
Speaker 1: we get into the new year, we need to get
Speaker 1: the better out of our diets, right because it fuks
Speaker 1: with my stomach and my skin, and you know, I
Speaker 1: have to look pretty when I'm on after midnight, so
Speaker 1: I can't eat better when i'm fucking kokis. So today
Speaker 1: this morning, I was like, all right, I gotta get
Speaker 1: out of this Christmas spirit and you know, convert, gotta
Speaker 1: poot the butter out, use oil to make cookies. So
Speaker 1: I was I was trying to figure out the conversion
Speaker 1: of butter to oil. Rashiet Oh what oil?
Speaker 2: What oil? Are I know I'm not gonna make it.
Speaker 3: This guy.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, I.
Speaker 1: Mean you know straight away, am hen They're just gonna
Speaker 1: make the references that they got to make them that
Speaker 1: their audience can understand the references and making it get
Speaker 1: used avocado oil. Okay. Most so, then I when I
Speaker 1: was searching this and there was like a breakdown and
Speaker 1: like it's different kind of oils or different kind of ratio.
Speaker 1: This is what I was learning. And then we found
Speaker 1: my boob with here too, so he got all of
Speaker 1: be it and he found out there's a huge debate
Speaker 1: online about the ratio of conversion from but so, just
Speaker 1: so you guys know that arguments don't stop no matter
Speaker 1: what you're doing. People are in the comments section.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and we were like to check out from the
Speaker 2: bullshit this year and cross.
Speaker 3: And everyone's like, fuck you exactly because everybody's going through something,
Speaker 3: you know, like he's going to something, uh.
Speaker 2: Them in honor of.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. So that was it was funny to
Speaker 1: like just be like, oh, this should be easy thing
Speaker 1: to figure out.
Speaker 3: No wrong, wrong, oh wrong, not on this internet.
Speaker 1: Not on these internets, Beyonce's Internet, everybody.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: By the way, just those oil jokes are important. Most
Speaker 3: of our audience now works for BP since the tone
Speaker 3: shift that we did during the fires.
Speaker 1: Oh so you're gonna cut out everything? I said, Okay, cool, right, okay, cool,
Speaker 1: I don't understand you gotta fine, Yeah, you're paying me
Speaker 1: in a shell gift card?
Speaker 2: Yes, exactly.
Speaker 3: What is something you think is underrated? America's currency going
Speaker 3: forward is just gonna be gasoline gift I got to present.
Speaker 1: About my political problems, and you know then I go,
Speaker 1: I gotta.
Speaker 2: You can't use these in the convenience story either. It
Speaker 2: has to do gas only, only gas only, something that
Speaker 2: contributes only, and.
Speaker 1: Then anything that's left over on the gift card goes
Speaker 1: directly to the CEO, right to his bank account. Forty
Speaker 1: dollars fifteen. You can't use it there it is, it's.
Speaker 3: Got the would you like to round up? There's only
Speaker 3: one yeah to our CEO, but there's only one answer.
Speaker 1: God, that is such a funny joke. That's like the
Speaker 1: CVS donation. You feel like you're you are when you
Speaker 1: do those donations at the fucking CBS. That's what you're doing.
Speaker 1: You're giving them tax breaks. Anyway, It's weird.
Speaker 3: There's one that I keep coming across that's like, do
Speaker 3: you want to do this? And it says every time
Speaker 3: or just this once? Oh no, there's no I know
Speaker 3: how old.
Speaker 1: That's how the elderly get for the rest of your life.
Speaker 3: I keep like, I say, I'm definitely getting old because
Speaker 3: I keep ordering things to like the wrong plant, like
Speaker 3: from the wrong store. Like technology is getting too complicated for.
Speaker 1: I thought you were going to say you're getting too
Speaker 1: old because you look like ship, because that's what I thought.
Speaker 2: Wow, and I do look like ship, but that is implied.
Speaker 2: Please put a filter on, Please put a filter on.
Speaker 3: Can we get that filter up to like a.
Speaker 1: Cute little we're going to be and we're going to
Speaker 1: take a quick break because we can put on a.
Speaker 2: Filter and we're back, and we're back. Just come back
Speaker 2: with panty hose over my face? Are you Marcella's podcast?
Speaker 3: Marcella, what is something you think is underrated?
Speaker 1: Underrated physical media?
Speaker 3: We are?
Speaker 1: We need to bring that ship back. You got these
Speaker 1: streamers as we're going to just hopefully discuss later. These
Speaker 1: streamers are going out pretty quickly. Yeah, I think it's time.
Speaker 1: If you guys have like a favorite DVD, I mean
Speaker 1: a favorite movie, it's time to get it on DVD.
Speaker 1: It's time to buy a little DVD player, start supporting
Speaker 1: your secondhand thrift stores, buy some DVDs, get off of
Speaker 1: the You can create first of all two bes free,
Speaker 1: but you can create your own two b in your household.
Speaker 1: So I want to encourage everyone to get behind the
Speaker 1: physical media. Go to a local show, Go buy someone's CD,
Speaker 1: Go buy someone's DVD. Come on, y'all, what are we doing?
Speaker 1: Buy go buy some physical ship and support local art
Speaker 1: or or like the Witch. You know the movie The Witches.
Speaker 1: I don't know if it's not it's I haven't been
Speaker 1: able to find it on streaming, and I was like,
Speaker 1: I think I'm going to try to look for this
Speaker 1: on DVD, the old one, yeah, the Angelica Houston one.
Speaker 3: Yeah, where they turn the kids into mic It's creepy.
Speaker 3: I forget it is a creepy yes.
Speaker 2: Out, yeah exactly.
Speaker 1: Your thinking of trauma, your nightmares, all we all are
Speaker 1: memories of the witches. Is just a night Mara think
Speaker 1: that's not how the movie went. But it scared the
Speaker 1: fuck out of me. But I was like, it's hard
Speaker 1: to find them on streamer. It's only available sometimes, and
Speaker 1: I was like, I want to get I'm I'm been
Speaker 1: so I've been trying to without buying a brand new
Speaker 1: but that's I think that might be impossible at this point.
Speaker 2: But they're not. They're churning them out.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Stop, So just film just that film, yeah.
Speaker 1: Physical media, that's what's underrated to me.
Speaker 2: It just remade that movie. I think it was.
Speaker 3: Aboy just remade that movie and it apparently sucked. Ship.
Speaker 1: It wasn't good. Yeah, it was with Ann Hathaway. It
Speaker 1: wasn't It wasn't bad, Like it wasn't my nieces. My
Speaker 1: nieces enjoyed it, you know, but it's definitely not the
Speaker 1: terror that we experienced in the eighties. Yeah, that we
Speaker 1: were so used because there was no regulating back then.
Speaker 1: You know, children's movies and the and the rating systems
Speaker 1: are so different.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know, never will never that original witches is like,
Speaker 3: this is too much like that.
Speaker 2: That was the the response that you wanted from. We
Speaker 2: got to regulate these witches.
Speaker 1: That's how it started in Salem, and that's how it
Speaker 1: started in the DVD Blu Ray.
Speaker 2: That's right, Collections Marcella. What is something you think is what?
Speaker 3: Oh my god?
Speaker 2: Yeah, something you think is over rated?
Speaker 1: Well, I think, I think, I think what. I'm sure
Speaker 1: you've talked about this with that people. But the national news. Mmm,
Speaker 1: have you ever talked about that as an overrated national news?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: You heard of it.
Speaker 3: This podcast are big fans. We just kind of go
Speaker 3: to CNN dot com, We go to the New York Times.
Speaker 3: We tell you what's on the front page and say, how.
Speaker 1: Do you do It's going to be about oils and
Speaker 1: shell gift cards.
Speaker 3: And BP is investing in the future.
Speaker 1: I just want I love that people do that. This
Speaker 1: podcast is such a great example of supporting like small
Speaker 1: news sources, but also like guys again, local news, your
Speaker 1: your little Samsung or Apple tea. Every Actually, I don't
Speaker 1: know about Apple, but they have a lot of local
Speaker 1: news station streaming, and I wish more people were more
Speaker 1: interacted with their local news, just similar to physical media,
Speaker 1: you know, like get your stop taking your news and
Speaker 1: large doses from social media and national news. Take it
Speaker 1: in smaller doses, like first thing in the morning, like
Speaker 1: when you turn on the news and Mike Kaplan giving
Speaker 1: you the weather and he's so charming, and then you
Speaker 1: fucking get some of those terrible bad news.
Speaker 3: You know, I feel like a bad I'm gonna differ
Speaker 3: and yeah it's a different bad, but it was like that,
Speaker 3: here's another here's just a fucking feed feedbag of crimes
Speaker 3: that are gonna make you scared of the people around you.
Speaker 1: Sure that's true. But what I'm specifically encouraging is finding
Speaker 1: the local news station that has a good rapport with
Speaker 1: each other and really support local shit going on and
Speaker 1: not just local crime and local bad.
Speaker 2: News, local papers and ship Yeah, yeah shit, that's.
Speaker 1: Like that is actually uplifting. So I agree with you
Speaker 1: on to a point, because some local news is like
Speaker 1: really just like nobody likes each other. You can tell
Speaker 1: they all hate working with each other.
Speaker 2: It's not fun to watch.
Speaker 1: There's like one here that I really enjoy watching in Chicago,
Speaker 1: and it's like they really they have like Orange Friday
Speaker 1: during the football season, you know, and they like show
Speaker 1: pictures of people and their little orange gear and it's
Speaker 1: really cute and I like it because it's like it's
Speaker 1: a cute way to start the day. This morning was
Speaker 1: the fucking god awful news, but whatever. I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: starting my day with this, I'm gonna I do National
Speaker 1: Lose a little later in the morning. Yeah, Like Local
Speaker 1: Lose is like nice to get the weather without having
Speaker 1: like why am I checking my app every morning for
Speaker 1: the weather? Like let me have like a sweet pie,
Speaker 1: old man, give me the weather pie. You know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it is like that is one of the nice
Speaker 3: things about the National news before it was like, you know,
Speaker 3: right by fucking sink media. Yeah, one company, but like
Speaker 3: there is still a feeling when you tune into some
Speaker 3: of it that like you were tuning into just like
Speaker 3: a small work like a small business workplace and they
Speaker 3: have their own like weird, fun work culture and like
Speaker 3: some of the people who work there who you're seeing
Speaker 3: are like the quirky guy and yeah, you know, like
Speaker 3: they just have these little poles they do.
Speaker 1: Like little poles and it's really cute. And then they
Speaker 1: all like have banter with the weather guy and the
Speaker 1: and the traffic girl and the the person doing this
Speaker 1: little segment, and they all banter back and forth. And
Speaker 1: I'm just like, I like that they're reminding people that
Speaker 1: it's okay to have these conversations naturally at work or
Speaker 1: with whoever. And they're just certain news like and I
Speaker 1: think because it's Chicago, because they are everybody here is
Speaker 1: so accustomed to supporting local ship that it really has
Speaker 1: taken that particular news station like just made it, taken
Speaker 1: it up and not and made it more fun and
Speaker 1: sweet to watch. And also, like the local news, they
Speaker 1: want their community on their you know, and they want
Speaker 1: people to reach out and and I like that. You know,
Speaker 1: it's just about what's.
Speaker 2: It's cute as hell. Yeah, all right, your mouth. I'm sorry,
Speaker 2: and I apologize. Let's take a quick break.
Speaker 3: We'll come back. We'll talk about some news, and we're back.
Speaker 3: If you're looking for coverage of the horrible, tragic plane
Speaker 3: crash and you know the incompetence on both sides that
Speaker 3: led to it, we talked about that on Trending yesterday
Speaker 3: and Trump's press conference and just the general feeling.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I feel like it's like a race between Trump fucking
Speaker 3: up so catastrophically that it takes on like an inertia
Speaker 3: that leads to a real resistance of some sort, and
Speaker 3: then just Trump grabbing as much power as he possibly
Speaker 3: can while everybody's just sort of like docile and defeated.
Speaker 3: Like it's kind of where we're in between those two places.
Speaker 3: But he is fucking up really bad for all the
Speaker 3: people who are like this. He's coming in with a
Speaker 3: clear agenda, and it's his clear agenda is a complete disaster.
Speaker 2: But we talked about that.
Speaker 3: On yesterday's You can just go into the feed and
Speaker 3: look at the last episode.
Speaker 1: That's where we specifically don't want me talking about it.
Speaker 3: Guys. Marcella has a lot of a lot of strange
Speaker 3: takes about the black Hawk helicopter.
Speaker 1: As a question, they asked me a couple of relations
Speaker 1: that I answered them, and now I'm not allowed to
Speaker 1: talk about it, so I guess check my Twitter.
Speaker 2: Please check reference to my Twitter.
Speaker 1: I have a lot to say about it. Re my
Speaker 1: thoughts on the Anywhere listening that heeds jokes exploiting to them.
Speaker 1: That's a joke. There is nothing on my Twitter. I
Speaker 1: still don't have it back from the Russians. So that's
Speaker 1: which college joke took it. They took it, and it's.
Speaker 2: There and it's theirs, and I don't want it back
Speaker 2: to be completely.
Speaker 1: TikTok has TikTok China and TikTok China.
Speaker 2: Twitter, Question China, Twitter China.
Speaker 1: Apparently Daily US Marcella can't talk about.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well we're owned by BP, so that's we are.
Speaker 2: And by the way, we have a.
Speaker 5: Recording from an oil spill. We have We're recording live
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Speaker 3: Our guest host, We love our guests. Our guest host
Speaker 3: tomorrow is an oil spill is a wounded Pelican.
Speaker 2: That's right.
Speaker 3: But he's like into it.
Speaker 1: He's like my kinkas refreshing BPA.
Speaker 2: Drink you guys, and we're glad you got that.
Speaker 3: My wings have never like kind of been so there's
Speaker 3: just like the viscosity, you know, there's no friction. It's
Speaker 3: like wearing a I don't know, winter, very slick. All right,
Speaker 3: how's everybody feeling about RFK Junior ut?
Speaker 1: I love him Okay, so masculine, so masculine, such of
Speaker 1: fucking masculine, Hattie.
Speaker 3: So scared of needles. So I just wanted to do
Speaker 3: a quick rundown of the representative. Jake Auchinclaus did kind
Speaker 3: of a quick rundown of these on Twitter that I
Speaker 3: thought was useful and informative for anybody forgetting because RFK
Speaker 3: Junior is doing his yet. Yesterday had a three hour
Speaker 3: confirmation hearing where he was kind of grilled a little
Speaker 3: bit by Senate and in Congress. You know, it was
Speaker 3: contentious and people are like, you don't believe in vaccines
Speaker 3: and you want to like be in charge of them.
Speaker 3: Care to comment? And he's like kind of on a nah,
Speaker 3: that that's not me. I would never say that, baby,
Speaker 3: what are you talking about?
Speaker 2: Take me back?
Speaker 3: Just like making up opinions.
Speaker 1: But you know, real I feel like he dreams opinions. Yes,
Speaker 1: that's how you He just sees wrong opinions and then
Speaker 1: he wakes up. He's like another one, got a new one.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I sign came to me in my sleep, all right,
Speaker 3: So just real quick. He believes the cure for measles
Speaker 3: is chicken soup invitamin, but that like this is the
Speaker 3: detail that I feel like gets left Number one.
Speaker 1: Number one, there's no way his mother was making chicken
Speaker 1: soup that cured shit.
Speaker 2: Okay, no, definitely not the teenage soul.
Speaker 3: So he ran what he called a natural experiment in Samoa,
Speaker 3: which was basically, they stopped vaccinating for measles, and five
Speaker 3: six hundred people contracted measles. Eighty three people died, the
Speaker 3: majority of them children, and like, it's he has the
Speaker 3: evidence that he would need to be like, I was
Speaker 3: so wrong. I should apologies, like retire from public life
Speaker 3: and go around apologizing to people for a living going forward.
Speaker 2: He has eighty people.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he directly led through, you know, taking a conspiracy theory,
Speaker 3: turning it into public policy, being like, this is going
Speaker 3: to be a good natural experiment. And then eighty three
Speaker 3: people died, most of them children, and it's no.
Speaker 1: Wonder they're against DEI was like, well, these numbers don't
Speaker 1: exist if we don't include DEI.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was a fine time it was. They were
Speaker 2: Samoans running.
Speaker 1: Yeah, if we just don't include them.
Speaker 2: We test on white Americans.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's try that's dude, that's why this is this
Speaker 1: is we're testing on white good blooded, strong blooded American,
Speaker 1: white American children.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: In twenty twenty two, he petitioned his lawyer petitioned the
Speaker 3: FDA to revoke approval of the polio vaccine, which you
Speaker 3: might write, like, you guys have heard of the polio vaccine, right?
Speaker 5: I had to do a little house search on working
Speaker 5: By the way, it's Marco. Sorry, go ahead, Marcel had
Speaker 5: so many funny ones, and I wanted to try one good.
Speaker 2: I wish I was writing Marco polio.
Speaker 1: Sorry, that's okay, Jack Goad with your news.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so despite the fact that they both claim no
Speaker 3: vaccine is safe and effective, that's a direct quote, vaccines
Speaker 3: have saved the lives of To answer your question, Blake,
Speaker 3: because I know it was earnest, how are those working
Speaker 3: out have saved the lives of one hundred and forty
Speaker 3: six million people in the past half century.
Speaker 1: That's fake news. Where is those numbers from? How do
Speaker 1: I know those numbers are real?
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a really good point. Yeah. I wasn't even listening.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's that the numbers don't exist, you don't.
Speaker 3: I was reading an article where somebody was like trying
Speaker 3: to make the point about like how Nazis are bad, Like,
Speaker 3: how do you talk to young people about the fact
Speaker 3: that Nazis are bad? And they're like, well, they don't
Speaker 3: really remember World War Two, and like I am. I
Speaker 3: think the person was like in his forties and he
Speaker 3: was like or like fifties and he was like, I
Speaker 3: don't like I know people like I had met people
Speaker 3: who had fought in World War Two, so they had
Speaker 3: like a institutional like an actual physical memory brain bias.
Speaker 3: The other was biased by memories.
Speaker 1: To some of us call those memory trauma.
Speaker 3: That's right, but it's just such a weird place to
Speaker 3: be where we're like, how do you convince people who
Speaker 3: are like, oh, yeah, that fact about Hitler being bad?
Speaker 3: It seems made up, like it's I don't I feel
Speaker 3: like Okay.
Speaker 1: We were watching a movie last night that Michelle Pfiffer
Speaker 1: was in with like John Lovetts and Paul Rudd. It
Speaker 1: was on to be Free and to be good. I
Speaker 1: can see why, and it was so bad because every
Speaker 1: scene that Michelle Pfiffer had with her daughter, it was
Speaker 1: like a eleven year old maybe they were like somebody
Speaker 1: would come up, like the daughter was like she called
Speaker 1: something ghetto. This whole privileged white girl called something ghetto,
Speaker 1: and Michelle's character tried to like correct her, right yeah,
Speaker 1: and we were like, Okay, where's this going, Like she's
Speaker 1: trying to correct her, but then because the daughter like
Speaker 1: blew past the correction, Michelle Peiffer just moved on and
Speaker 1: we're like, Okay, that's bad parenting. And then like something
Speaker 1: else happened in the movie where like the daughter did
Speaker 1: something that was maybe need some course correcting and the
Speaker 1: mom tried and the daughter pushed back and the mom
Speaker 1: gave up, and then like it kept happening until it
Speaker 1: got to like the daughter wanting to like go out
Speaker 1: with a little boy like too, and I was just
Speaker 1: like that that's when like Michelle Feifer's character really was
Speaker 1: like explaining, like, you know, relationships and love and this
Speaker 1: and this bitch, so you fucking have enough to tell
Speaker 1: her and teach her how to fucking give it up
Speaker 1: to a little boy. Right when it came to like
Speaker 1: race shit, and there was all these other little topics,
Speaker 1: and I was like, I feel like everything she's just
Speaker 1: a bad mom, and like guess she's trying to come
Speaker 1: off as a good mom. And it's what made me
Speaker 1: like be like, oh, people really do not talk to
Speaker 1: their kids about anything, right, They really big comes up.
Speaker 1: They're are fucking lost. They don't know how to talk
Speaker 1: to anyone about that shit, because like, yeah, how do
Speaker 1: you at forty years old or whatever, Like how do
Speaker 1: you teach someone that you've never really talked about anything
Speaker 1: serious with, Like, oh, were you have you been in
Speaker 1: chat rooms? You know, have you been in racial chat
Speaker 1: rooms showing feet? I didn't know you were going to
Speaker 1: do that, you know, like shit like that when you
Speaker 1: start realizing, like, and I don't think that's how a
Speaker 1: lot of parents and people see themselves, Like I fucked up.
Speaker 1: I should have been fixing this shit back in the
Speaker 1: day when it was little things, right. I say that
Speaker 1: because when my nephew was a little boy, we were
Speaker 1: I was like on his ass about the chat rooms.
Speaker 1: I mean, not the chat rooms a game. You know,
Speaker 1: when you play video games and you just have like
Speaker 1: you know, you boys, how you just played with strangers?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: And then I was always trying to like jump in
Speaker 1: there to make sure he wasn't talking to anybody that
Speaker 1: was using crazy language or talking about people crazy or
Speaker 1: And I feel like people don't they don't make that
Speaker 1: effort and Also they don't know how to fucking implement
Speaker 1: that effort either, Which that's why when you get into
Speaker 1: these places where you're like, oh my god, my kid
Speaker 1: has a fucking has been looking up Nazi shit. I
Speaker 1: had no idea, and it's like, bitch, the signs were there,
Speaker 1: you just didn't pay attention.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I feel like I don't know, like generally there's
Speaker 3: to talk about like white families the way that conservatives
Speaker 3: talk about you know, non white families. Right, it does
Speaker 3: feel like there's a yeah, lack of communication between the generations,
Speaker 3: and then the fact that like a lot of times
Speaker 3: there's just like they don't live together like that, you know,
Speaker 3: after a certain point they like kicked out of Yeah
Speaker 3: your eighteen, get out, or start paying exorbitant rent and
Speaker 3: we're gonna turn your bedroom into like a place for
Speaker 3: our treadmill.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 3: That feels like probably like there's some way that that's
Speaker 3: harming people culturally that like they don't have the memory,
Speaker 3: you know, like the institutional, familial community memory of things,
Speaker 3: and people are just kind of left to the Internet
Speaker 3: to fend and and then yeah, like our older generations
Speaker 3: are left to fucking Facebook to you know, educate hate
Speaker 3: themselves and it's not going great. It's not going great,
Speaker 3: going great.
Speaker 1: It's not going great.
Speaker 5: And any moron can have a kid too. You know,
Speaker 5: there's no test you have to pass to have a kid,
Speaker 5: So then you're passing down your lack of knowledge. And
Speaker 5: you know, Michelle Pfeiffer she knows about dating boys, but
Speaker 5: not about something you know, less important, like race related,
Speaker 5: you know, like that exactly, but dating boys.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, what was the point? Was there point?
Speaker 1: Like?
Speaker 2: And she really came through when it mattered.
Speaker 1: Like it was weird because the movie it was called
Speaker 1: I Don't Want to Be Your Woman, and it was
Speaker 1: just like an age thing. That's probably why I watched it.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, an older woman a dating like
Speaker 1: younger guy. It's all right, let's just watch this ideamic
Speaker 1: you don't see this at Hollywood.
Speaker 5: And then no wonder more Solo wants physical DVDs of
Speaker 5: actually good movie. You've just been watching the worst movies.
Speaker 1: I've been watching everything. I've been watching great movies. Okay, Hey,
Speaker 1: I'm watching a lot of cool shit. I hear you,
Speaker 1: I hear you. I love talking about the ship come
Speaker 1: on now. Yeah, And but it just is like you
Speaker 1: see it in real life. I think that's the thing
Speaker 1: is that you do see that that type of because
Speaker 1: it's also somebody wrote that. I mean somebody wrote that
Speaker 1: from experience, and it's like, yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh my, I could never be your woman two
Speaker 3: thousand and sevens I could never be your Woman, a
Speaker 3: movie I did not know existed.
Speaker 1: There's so many in your days they get mess That's
Speaker 1: why I like to because there's a bunch of movies
Speaker 1: that you did, they went, they flopped, and they hit
Speaker 1: them exist.
Speaker 2: Also, I was we.
Speaker 1: Were also pointing out that like they're always they're always
Speaker 1: pushing like nineties movies and like fifties movies, but it's
Speaker 1: not as easy to find right when you're browsing the genres.
Speaker 1: That's something I noticed.
Speaker 2: So all right back to OURFK real quick. By all
Speaker 2: means just I think it's.
Speaker 3: Just because because they're running the you know, interference on
Speaker 3: the things he's actually said with with this trial, and
Speaker 3: the mainstream media seems to be like very fairly willing
Speaker 3: to go along with whatever or the Trump administration's priorities
Speaker 3: are at this point. I do also just want to
Speaker 3: remind people that he claimed COVID nineteen was ethnically targeted
Speaker 3: to attack Caucasians and black people, but that the people
Speaker 3: who are most immune are Ashkenazi Jews in the Chinese seems.
Speaker 5: Like a take no one had, by the way, like
Speaker 5: I heard like I heard that, like oh like black
Speaker 5: people can't get it, or like you know, like that,
Speaker 5: but like this is a take I have not heard.
Speaker 2: He was free associated. Yeah, he was.
Speaker 1: Somebody hasn't been on Facebook lately. Bick on that Facebook
Speaker 1: marketplace tab you find some real good racial information.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 3: He also says he wants to of drug developer and
Speaker 3: infectious disease research a little bit of a break for
Speaker 3: eight years, which that that's the one that apparently, like
Speaker 3: you know, Trump has already stopped funding cancer research. Everybody
Speaker 3: in the world of medical and scientific research is like
Speaker 3: this is this administration is already a complete catastrophe. And
Speaker 3: it does feel like it kind of connects back with
Speaker 3: the plane crash because there are just a lot of
Speaker 3: these systems that are running in the background of our
Speaker 3: like current world, like whether it be air traffic controllers
Speaker 3: or vaccines or fire trucks, that if they start to
Speaker 3: break down or if they you know, since they have
Speaker 3: already started to break down. Like you won't notice it
Speaker 3: right away, but things are going to start, you know,
Speaker 3: cracks are going to start appearing. And I feel like
Speaker 3: that's kind of what we're starting to see getting exciting.
Speaker 1: We're about to be a third world country.
Speaker 2: We're going to go five. Yeah, let's take a quick break.
Speaker 2: We'll come here.
Speaker 1: I think we need it. Jesus Christ, did you hear
Speaker 1: even the way he said it?
Speaker 2: Someone needs to do a lat Brandy Daily.
Speaker 1: We're going to take a quick break.
Speaker 3: And we're back. And the Pentagon has decided that Black
Speaker 3: History Months isn't a thing anymore.
Speaker 1: There, that's the joke. Also, I feel like some of
Speaker 1: you need to hear me say that.
Speaker 3: But yeah, their intelligence agency has reportedly paused observances of
Speaker 3: Pride Month, Black History Months, Martin Luther King Junior's Birthday,
Speaker 3: Holocaust Days of Remembrance, Juneteenth, and other annual cultural events
Speaker 3: due to Pete haig Seth's war on wokeness.
Speaker 1: That's terrible.
Speaker 2: Valentine's Day they still have off. They still take for
Speaker 2: Valentine's Day to make more babies.
Speaker 1: Get the rape. Do they think we love their holidays?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 1: Do they think we love Thanksgiving? And fourth of July,
Speaker 1: Like do they think that we are getting together at
Speaker 1: Thanksgiving dinner? And like what are they doing? I don't
Speaker 1: it's so insane, how like the do you guys not
Speaker 1: want a paid day off? Like what the fuck are
Speaker 1: you fucking talking about?
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're they are only comfortable when celebrating emotionally distant
Speaker 3: straight whiteisgender men. That's that's what we do in this country.
Speaker 3: And sometimes they'll allow you know, Santa Claus is about
Speaker 3: as emotionally available as they'll allow.
Speaker 1: Well, that's because that's celebrating capitalism, so right, they can
Speaker 1: understand that.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: It's also I'm very f like DEI is being conflated
Speaker 3: with diversity and values that like they're taking this like
Speaker 3: corporatization of the idea of diversity and trying to lump
Speaker 3: like the legacy of Martin Luther King Junior like under that.
Speaker 3: In a way that's like very very frustrating, and I
Speaker 3: feel like the mainstream media is just going along with
Speaker 3: that and being like, yeah, the war the right is
Speaker 3: winning the war on de I like and everything goes
Speaker 3: under that, including people like non white people and not
Speaker 3: straight people like that. You know. Pride Month is like
Speaker 3: they're they're lumping that under like DEI, which was like
Speaker 3: the corporate world's attempt to.
Speaker 5: Be like and we're listening, you know, right, It truly
Speaker 5: doesn't change their lives at all, at all, at all.
Speaker 5: It's like Pride Month. It's so fucking loud. It's just
Speaker 5: so loud all the time. I can't hear myself think.
Speaker 2: Homophobic thoughts.
Speaker 3: Has to cancel his big plans for prior.
Speaker 1: Getting drowned out by me thinking about all these men's dicks.
Speaker 2: Right, have you guys heard of Netflix? Remember?
Speaker 3: Yeah, so Netflix is that company that used to like
Speaker 3: help people DVDs. Now so they're now a streamer And
Speaker 3: they just held their twenty twenty five programming preview.
Speaker 1: Which aka Project twenty twenty five.
Speaker 2: That's that is weird that they called it that, right, Like, yeah,
Speaker 2: they could have called it anything. They could have called
Speaker 2: it nothing.
Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, they could have just kept their prices where
Speaker 1: they should be in step, giving certain people lots of
Speaker 1: lots of money.
Speaker 2: Right.
Speaker 3: The Hollywood Reporter said that it felt like a defense
Speaker 3: of like that they were like trying to defend themselves
Speaker 3: in a weird way and just being like we're we're
Speaker 3: number one because they just raised prices and everybody's like
Speaker 3: kind of annoyed.
Speaker 1: Oh oh, I'm canceling my shit. I was like eighteen
Speaker 1: dollars for fucking nothing because now that now they don't
Speaker 1: have exclusive shit, you see like HBO shit on there.
Speaker 1: Everything's on there. We do not need to be on there. Guys,
Speaker 1: take a break, give them give them.
Speaker 3: A nothing, give them nothing. Sorry, I think you're gonna
Speaker 3: want to listen to this story. Okay, Now, these sorts
Speaker 3: of events are like in general for me, the thing
Speaker 3: about streaming is just like there's this like fire hose
Speaker 3: of expendable content generally, and then they're like, oh, if
Speaker 3: you thought that was a lot of stuff you won't
Speaker 3: ultimately remember, check out this, and then just like you know,
Speaker 3: blast you with like even more. There is stuff in
Speaker 3: here that I thought seems interesting. First of all, I
Speaker 3: did love John Mulaney's Everybody's in LA and they're bringing
Speaker 3: that back. Seems expensive, seems expensive, which should be that
Speaker 3: it does seem expensive, But what's fun about the show.
Speaker 2: Yeah I want something that seems expensive.
Speaker 3: Yeah that should be the name.
Speaker 2: Turn that on.
Speaker 1: I go look at that stage, look at that set,
Speaker 1: look at these guss is money?
Speaker 2: Is that an oak desk? That is some hardwood?
Speaker 3: Okay, God damn they announceday Ben Affleck Matt Damon movie called.
Speaker 1: I'm waiting for that, for them to come back together together.
Speaker 1: When j Lo broke up, I knew Matt and.
Speaker 2: And maybe we're going to get back together.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I had to. They always do what every time
Speaker 1: a woman does one of them dirty, they go, you
Speaker 1: know what it's about us? I need you, I need you, broke.
Speaker 2: The need each other, I need them.
Speaker 3: Ben Affleck called it a mix, this movie a mix
Speaker 3: of Heat meets Narc meets Training Day, and I was like,
Speaker 3: one of those is not? Like those are two classic movies.
Speaker 3: And then Nark, a movie that I didn't even realize
Speaker 3: was a movie necessarily. I thought it wasn't there like
Speaker 3: a video game in the eighties called Narc.
Speaker 1: I don't know, but I just know that a movie
Speaker 1: is going to be bad when the main actor is
Speaker 1: using the log line as a way to convince you
Speaker 1: to watch it, and it's like, honey, that's not how
Speaker 1: you convince me. That's for the pitch, that's.
Speaker 3: For the deck.
Speaker 2: To that log line. Actually, I just read it over
Speaker 2: and over again, and I do push ups.
Speaker 3: By the way, the reason is because it's direct that
Speaker 3: that is a movie that was directed by the same
Speaker 3: guy who directed this, So he just like trying to
Speaker 3: throw it.
Speaker 1: In like it was a bunch of fucking losers. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, get on each other sticks. Yeah, just try
Speaker 1: to challenge each other to be better. For the love
Speaker 1: of fucking.
Speaker 3: God, I will say, all right, So here are the
Speaker 3: ones that jumped out to me that I'm like, I
Speaker 3: feel like people are going to be talking about.
Speaker 1: Tell us why you're going to keep subscribing to eighteen
Speaker 1: dollars a month Netflix, Jack, So I'm here to tell
Speaker 1: you that's what it sounds like.
Speaker 3: I'm just saying I feel like we These will be
Speaker 3: coming up in this year on the daily, I guess
Speaker 3: like I feel like they'll crossover.
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Speaker 3: So there's a new Knives out, which I don't know
Speaker 3: how you guys feel about the first Knives.
Speaker 1: Out first one great, second one semi great. This one
Speaker 1: can't possibly be great.
Speaker 2: This one's guns out up the Annie guns out ever
Speaker 2: bring a knife to a gun party.
Speaker 3: The only detail that I have on this one because
Speaker 3: they like had a picture of So Daniel Craig, have
Speaker 3: have long.
Speaker 1: You was jerking off to you were jerking on?
Speaker 2: They had one picture.
Speaker 3: They had one picture.
Speaker 2: Oh but it was delicious.
Speaker 1: You gotta hear. Sometimes you hear what he's really saying.
Speaker 2: When you hear, you just got to read between the lines.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not healthy wife. There's just no wishes happy.
Speaker 2: No, No, you would be correct. The neither is mine.
Speaker 2: I want to say that.
Speaker 1: I believe it.
Speaker 3: The unhappy wives close.
Speaker 2: Yes, that's what. That's what it is. God, she's pissed.
Speaker 1: I thought that's what Tom girl his wife.
Speaker 3: Okay, So the mousie guy from Challengers is playing someone
Speaker 3: named Judd do Plentissy, do plan Tissy.
Speaker 1: Who is playing this?
Speaker 3: You know the mouse guy from Challengers. He's like hot
Speaker 3: mousey got the dark hair MOUSEI guy. Anyways, it's just
Speaker 3: do Plant Tissy. I was ready to be out on this,
Speaker 3: and then I was like, oh, Daniel Craig saying calling someone,
Speaker 3: mister do plan tissy is I'm back in although he
Speaker 3: does have shaggy hair, dang Ol Craig in this one.
Speaker 1: Which are you going to read that line? I'm waiting
Speaker 1: for you to read that line.
Speaker 3: I wonder if he will be do plenticitous?
Speaker 2: Is that the line that you were?
Speaker 3: I wonder if he will be do plenticitous?
Speaker 2: Perfect?
Speaker 3: Thank you Marcel for encouraging me across the finish line
Speaker 3: of my own joke.
Speaker 2: Thank you, and thank you to BP ye as well.
Speaker 2: Full stop. Happy Gilmore too is coming?
Speaker 3: What? Yeah, I had no idea. It's from Kyle from
Speaker 3: Alcoholics of course, sister podcast.
Speaker 2: This is important. That's gonna be interesting.
Speaker 3: I do love a good Sandler and Happy Gilmore one
Speaker 3: a classic. Then all right, so this is the one
Speaker 3: the two that I think we're really going to hear about. Uh,
Speaker 3: there's a retrospective like Eddie Murphy documentary that I feel
Speaker 3: like could be like a you know, last dance moment
Speaker 3: for like Eddie Murphy, where like people like go back
Speaker 3: and realize, like, oh shit, like he was fucking awesome.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but if Michael Jordan hated basketball, right exactly.
Speaker 2: Right, But he could still be doing it if he
Speaker 2: wanted to. He just doesn't like it. He hates stand
Speaker 2: up a thing or two about what I mean.
Speaker 1: I do think that what he said to or maybe
Speaker 1: the conversation to him and Jerry Jerry Seinfeld had on
Speaker 1: to whatever the two cars and cups getting, you know,
Speaker 1: talking about he was like, once you're I don't know
Speaker 1: one of them said it, and they but they both agreed,
Speaker 1: and I appreciate it where they're both like, you know,
Speaker 1: once you're rich, you're not funny anymore. And I loved
Speaker 1: that because I'm like, I wish Elon Musk could hear that,
Speaker 1: because this motherfucker is striving to be funny and it's like, dude,
Speaker 1: rich people cannot have a sense of humor. It's just
Speaker 1: it doesn't exist in their brains.
Speaker 3: He's going to try to be funny until the world
Speaker 3: is over, until it kills us all. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Sponsored by BP.
Speaker 3: And then there's a docu series about the Titans that
Speaker 3: those people trying to go down to the Titanic and imploding,
Speaker 3: which fucking.
Speaker 1: Losers more losers, give me this loser after loser.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Eddie Murphy and the guy who went down.
Speaker 1: I'm going to say not a. I'm not gonna call
Speaker 1: Aide Murphy a loser.
Speaker 3: But anyways, remember the that I think are coming coming
Speaker 3: for all our asses, coming for the Zeitgeist. Oh and
Speaker 3: Guermo del Toro is making a Frankenstein movie.
Speaker 5: Enough, no more monsters. Look at my little freaks. That's
Speaker 5: Germo del Toro. Look at all these little freaks, little
Speaker 5: fucking weird, weird.
Speaker 2: Weird tummy.
Speaker 1: I think I think he keeps Hi hiding in his tummy.
Speaker 1: He loves pulls him out of his belly button. Wait,
Speaker 1: dreams went up? He pulls it out of his belly button. Disgusting.
Speaker 3: Get this one, Marcella, What a pleasure having you as
Speaker 3: always on the podcast.
Speaker 2: Where can people find you? Follow you all that good stuff?
Speaker 1: You can follow me at Marcella Comedy, across all social
Speaker 1: whatever the fuck. And I will be hitting the road
Speaker 1: very soon, you can. I should be announcing dates soon.
Speaker 1: But yeah, monthly in Chicago, second Thursdays at the Lincoln
Speaker 1: Launch And yeah, yeah, I don't really have a lot
Speaker 1: to promote. Watch my special, watch my list of my albums.
Speaker 1: We'll be back on after midnight soon.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's all the best to ever do it on
Speaker 3: after midnight? Oh, is there a work of media that
Speaker 3: you've been enjoying.
Speaker 1: So there is this comedian Lisa Beasley out of Chicago,
Speaker 1: and she is fucking hilarious and you can watch literally
Speaker 1: any of her characters. She has this character corporate erin.
Speaker 1: I'm sure some of your some of the zigang is
Speaker 1: familiar with that character. She's popping online. But she has
Speaker 1: this really funny Lori lightfoot impression. And I'm excited because
Speaker 1: I was a fan of hers first and privileged that
Speaker 1: on Monday, February, whatever the fuck Monday is, she's doing
Speaker 1: her little her monthly laugh Factory. She has a monthly
Speaker 1: as well, and she does all her characters and she
Speaker 1: I have the great honor of her asking me to
Speaker 1: play her wife standing behind her on stage, and I'm
Speaker 1: going to be completely silent. I'm excited, and I'm excited
Speaker 1: to be Lisa Beasley's She's all her character work is
Speaker 1: whil and you guys should check her out. That's the
Speaker 1: piece of work is all of her works. Again, circling
Speaker 1: back to the top, support local. Okay, guys, this is
Speaker 1: how we topple the capitalist monsters that are taking over
Speaker 1: your mind. Go support local go doing clubs, markets, venues support.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 1: You can go to a farmer's market, bitch. You can
Speaker 1: go to a comedy market.
Speaker 3: Go to the farm.
Speaker 2: Oh the eggs, yeah, not the eggs for just yeah,
Speaker 2: the eggs market, just eggs. The yolks are so yellow,
Speaker 2: They're so yellow, They're deep yellow. Oh damn.
Speaker 3: Click Wexler, thank you so much for joining his guest host.
Speaker 2: Thank you.
Speaker 3: Where can people find you? And is there a workermedia
Speaker 3: you've been enjoying?
Speaker 5: If people can find me at a BP gas pump
Speaker 5: having the time of my life and then and also
Speaker 5: find me, I'm doing some road dates this spring. March thirteenth,
Speaker 5: I'm at the Comedy for in Fort Collins, March fifteenth
Speaker 5: at the Ice House in Los Angeles, and April fifth,
Speaker 5: sixth Minneapolis, I'll be at a Scissipis Brewing And all
Speaker 5: those tickets are up in my bio at Blake Wexeler
Speaker 5: Blake Wester dot com.
Speaker 2: And that's really all you need to know.
Speaker 1: At this conclusive VP merch at all his live shows,
Speaker 1: so check him out.
Speaker 5: I will be selling flasks filled with unleaded gasoline and
Speaker 5: they will be market price, so I can't give you
Speaker 5: a price right now, it depends. And a piece of
Speaker 5: professional shit. I've been enjoying a piece of social media.
Speaker 5: This is from krunk Driver on Blue Sky. I just
Speaker 5: want to live a life where the only person stupidity
Speaker 5: I'm in mortal fear of is my own. Nice That
Speaker 5: was crunk Driver. I thought that was relatable.
Speaker 1: It is relatable. Thank you, Jack, Oh, Jack O'Brien. Where
Speaker 1: can people find you?
Speaker 3: You can find me on Twitter at Jack Underscore O'Brien.
Speaker 3: You can find me on Blue Sky at jack Ob.
Speaker 3: The number one looks like Jacob one because I'm you know,
Speaker 3: I'm bad.
Speaker 2: I'm bad at this ship. No, no, no, no no.
Speaker 1: I would never get.
Speaker 3: Work of physical media. I wouldn't recommend checking this out
Speaker 3: like buying it. But listener Zach van Nuss pointed out
Speaker 3: that the physical DVD release of the Mark Wahlberg film
Speaker 3: Flight Risk has like a slipcase with his like hat
Speaker 3: painted on it, so you lift it off and his
Speaker 3: bald head is visible underneath.
Speaker 2: Which I don't.
Speaker 3: I think I'm gonna have to watch this movie to understand,
Speaker 3: like what tone they're trying to strike, because it seems so.
Speaker 2: Silly joke gone wrong.
Speaker 3: Yes, exactly, which sounds like like when you when you
Speaker 3: hear Jody Foster, I think was like.
Speaker 2: How is she Jody Foster?
Speaker 3: My friend Jody Joe was saying that she like always
Speaker 3: talk about how Mel Gibson is, like so funny, Oh
Speaker 3: my god.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so funny, crazy at parties.
Speaker 3: So this is maybe an example of his hilarious sense
Speaker 3: of humor since it is a mel Gibson joint. You
Speaker 3: can find us on Twitter at daily Zeikegeist. We're at
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Speaker 3: you can go to the episode wherever you're listening to it.
Speaker 3: You can check out the description of the episode in
Speaker 3: the app where you're listening to it, and you will
Speaker 3: find the footnote foe there under the title. That's where
Speaker 3: we link off to the information that we talked about
Speaker 3: in today's episode. We also link off to a song
Speaker 3: that we think you might enjoy. Super producer Justin miles out,
Speaker 3: is there a song that you think.
Speaker 2: People might enjoy? Yeah, this is I don't know how
Speaker 2: to describe this.
Speaker 6: This is like very intellectually like ratchet Gun talk over
Speaker 6: smooth jazz flutes speaking.
Speaker 1: My language, baby boy. It's so good the language player.
Speaker 2: You will love this track.
Speaker 6: I think this This is called Mint Chocolate by a
Speaker 6: music collective called nineteen ninety nine Right the future.
Speaker 2: It is this group is kind of mysterious and that.
Speaker 1: I'm just like learning a new shit.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, I think this is right up your rally.
Speaker 6: This is This is a record label called eighty eight Rising.
Speaker 6: That's pretty much the only thing that's known about this
Speaker 6: group is that they're affiliated with them. They have huge
Speaker 6: names featuring on their tracks, as you'll see when I
Speaker 6: read off the features for this song, and the group
Speaker 6: seems to be made up of whoever is lucky enough
Speaker 6: to get the invite. If that sounds interesting to you,
Speaker 6: you should check this out. This is Mint Chocolate featuring
Speaker 6: Conway of the Machine, Bad Bad, Not Good, and West
Speaker 6: Side Gun and you can find that in the footnotes footnotes.
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Speaker 3: going to do it for us today. For this week,
Speaker 3: we are back on Monday morning to tell you what
Speaker 3: was trending over the weekend, and we will talk to
Speaker 3: you all then. Have a great weekend, everybody on.
Speaker 2: A good weekend.
Speaker 1: Everybody.
Speaker 2: Bye, god bye bye, goodbye, goodbye.