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Speaker 1: Welcome back to Alchemy. This on your host, Kevin Poller.

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Speaker 1: Yes that Kevin Pollock? What's that? Yes? I know, I

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Speaker 1: said I I was ready to buy the car. I'm

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Speaker 1: just not sweet listeners. Over the years, I've been crazy

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Speaker 1: lucky to see my fair share of true alchemy. By definition,

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Speaker 1: alchemy is quote when a person creates something through a

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Speaker 1: seemingly magical process and you lovely dingleberries. Like I said,

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Speaker 1: I've been witnessed to the stuff on several occasions. An example,

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Speaker 1: you asked, okay, when separated, only fifty percent of Sonny

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Speaker 1: and Share had undeniable tell speaking of which, not too

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Speaker 1: long ago, while having my conscious scraped and rinsed, the

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Speaker 1: idea hit me. What if I brought together the right

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Speaker 1: creative people and asked them to make shut up based

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Speaker 1: on my own twisted, demented ideas, then offered a podcast

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Speaker 1: of this seemingly magical process and I could call it alchemy?

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Speaker 1: Why can't you be more like your brother? Well, after

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Speaker 1: a bit of title tankering, I'm so very proud to

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Speaker 1: welcome you, dear friends, to another episode of Alchemy. That's

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Speaker 1: let's meet our group of alchemists, shall we? In no

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Speaker 1: particular orders. Say hello to Vanessa, ragling Vanessa, what can

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Speaker 1: money by if not love? Most uh? Lock the doors.

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Speaker 1: It's Chris Alvarado toime, Chris, When did you realize it

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Speaker 1: was time? I'm still waiting. Come on, people, bring those

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Speaker 1: parts together for Craigkowski. Craig, why can't we be friends? Well,

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Speaker 1: you'll have to ask war because they wrote that song

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Speaker 1: and they know the answers, right, Bingo was his name?

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Speaker 1: And what about some sweet James Heeney James? Can I

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Speaker 1: call you Tommy? Tim tom Um? I guess so, I

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Speaker 1: guess so thanks for committing last chap your lips if

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Speaker 1: you think him least, he's greer. Get used to it.

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Speaker 1: Mr Joey grab brother, Gee, can you spare seventy eight

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Speaker 1: hundred dollars? All right, okay, let's get you our first seed,

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Speaker 1: shall we? Yes? We find Linda and Danny strolling the

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Speaker 1: floor of the Consumer Electronics Convention in Laws, Vegas. As

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Speaker 1: they do. Various vendors pitched them they're never imagined before,

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Speaker 1: electronic devices that will change the world. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: this is amazing. Yeah, it is amazing. I think we're

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Speaker 1: going to go to blind Oh of course we will.

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Speaker 1: I mean drones are everywhere I really want to go to.

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Speaker 1: Don't worry, we'll go. You know, care for that moment

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Speaker 1: that you're worried. I don't want the blades to snag

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Speaker 1: it up and rip it off for anything. Had a

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Speaker 1: lot of rustles because I want to look beautiful. Oh

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Speaker 1: you do. You've always looked. I've always told that. I

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Speaker 1: know Danny like inniversary tricks. And here we are. Come on,

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Speaker 1: you know I'm in the electronics. I love this. Look

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Speaker 1: at this stuff over here. They got you guys, look

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Speaker 1: like you've just arrived here. Yes, this is a good

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Speaker 1: news for you. I've got a new invention. Let's hear it. Well, imagine,

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Speaker 1: once you've been here for a while, you're gonna have

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Speaker 1: need somewhere to put all that stuff. Well, geez, that

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Speaker 1: looks Can I see that? Yes? I bought it for

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Speaker 1: it was a wedding gift. All right. Well if this

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Speaker 1: is really similar. But what this is is it's a

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Speaker 1: top of this fabric. These teeth here are separated and

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Speaker 1: combined with this little device that pulls back and forth.

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Speaker 1: What that looks like a zipper. Well, it's a patented

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Speaker 1: things that I've come up with. And and this is

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Speaker 1: all completely solar powered. Oh that's the electronic part of it.

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Speaker 1: Like it requires no batteries, no plugs, no charging, no anything. Here,

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Speaker 1: hold on to put this over your shoulder. Let me

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Speaker 1: hold your Are you okay? Well, it's what we call

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Speaker 1: really sturdy materials. You're kind of cutling on the back

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Speaker 1: your shoulder. And I already had a rash there. Um,

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Speaker 1: this is thirty dollars, but today I'll give you. But

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Speaker 1: you're gonna have a lot of things that you pick

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Speaker 1: up at Danny Strong handy entrepreneurreneur. We could help you

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Speaker 1: donating to kickstarters every day. Now we need to get

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Speaker 1: this man with a excuse me to did I hear

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Speaker 1: you donate to kickstarter? Jeez, this is your lucky day.

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Speaker 1: Let me just if you let me log in on

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Speaker 1: my laptop really quick. I'd like you to see my

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Speaker 1: Kickstarter page. How old is that laptop this is? If

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Speaker 1: this is not an old laptop, are you verified vendor here?

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Speaker 1: I haven't gotten a table. If I get a table

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Speaker 1: inside the door shoes, Danny. You know how these tech

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Speaker 1: guys are. They don't. They're very off the grid shoes.

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Speaker 1: They're usually all about the grid. This guy's off the grid, Lenda,

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Speaker 1: these tech guys. Okay, So take a look at this.

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Speaker 1: This here is my web page for a kickstarter. It's

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Speaker 1: actually a go fund me, but it's But if you

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Speaker 1: notice on the very front page that if you don't

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Speaker 1: I don't know if I'm comfortable with you sharing that information.

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Speaker 1: That job, Danny, but we're gonna back. We're gonna be back.

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Speaker 1: And uh, that's your email address. My email is that

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Speaker 1: Danny at danny dot com. So just thank you. You

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Speaker 1: can always email me whenever you need your email. Dress,

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Speaker 1: I don't have email. Don't lie to me. I can

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Speaker 1: lie to you. That's my wife, sir. She can lie

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Speaker 1: to you, sir. Why anyone I want to She just

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Speaker 1: admitted she's lying to me. Give me your email, sir.

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Speaker 1: She doesn't want to give it up. That's okay. That's

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Speaker 1: how I do my marketing. This is a Consumer Electronic Show.

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Speaker 1: You have a scratchy purse. It's not scratchy, that's sturdy. Danny, leave, okay,

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Speaker 1: I need to leave. Wait, come back over here. I'm

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Speaker 1: sorry about that. Can I interest you in your spreads

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Speaker 1: of the future? Oh, Danny, So what was in that

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Speaker 1: nanotechnology dot com? Let us know what you think? Okay,

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Speaker 1: we will thank you. This is fun? Is this so

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Speaker 1: much fun? Folks? Folks, step right up over here, sir madam, Yes, sir,

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Speaker 1: I can't help you. Know whatice you're admiring the I

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Speaker 1: can't help noticing that you're admiring the Imix two thousand.

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Speaker 1: Were Yeah, oh, stay away from those guys. Yeah, charlottan's

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Speaker 1: all of them? Thank you? I agree, Okay, help but

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Speaker 1: You're not letting us leave. Yeah, so I guess this

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Speaker 1: That's right. Well. The Eye Mixed two thousand is a

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Speaker 1: mix or blend, blend them together. It's not a blender.

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Speaker 1: It's an I mixed two thousand. This is state of

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Speaker 1: suit now, I'm I'm putting a banana in there. Okay,

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Speaker 1: Are you okay? This is still being tested. We're testing it.

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Speaker 1: We're testing it without a top, just to see how

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Speaker 1: that works. Blenders have tops, sir. But it's not a blender. Okay,

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Speaker 1: it's a blend. It's a blender. Do you have a

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Speaker 1: go fund Me? Do you have a Kickstarter? What's that?

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Speaker 1: You don't worry about that. There's a loose twenty. Here's

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Speaker 1: a loose twenty under the blender. Under the blender. What

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Speaker 1: my gosh, we come on the entrepreneurs. Linda Is said, Damn,

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Speaker 1: I don't say that. Your people trying something new. Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello, No, mom,

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Speaker 1: I am in Las Vegas. Oh high, folks. I was

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Speaker 1: just talking to my mother who's not in the state,

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Speaker 1: using this device you see before you. Okay, cell phone

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Speaker 1: excuse me. Cell phone cells live in our body. As

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Speaker 1: you know. I've created a device that uses way technology

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Speaker 1: country even right now. Where are we going, honey? Are

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Speaker 1: you pranking me? No, I'm not pranking. Is there a

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Speaker 1: You have a cell phone in your hand and it's

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Speaker 1: a flip phone. No, this is not, this is not

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Speaker 1: This is a wave phone. You've taped over the motor

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Speaker 1: you are. I don't think it's funny. I'm not pranking you. Okay,

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Speaker 1: on an anniversary. Yeah, what was that all about? It

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Speaker 1: wasn't nice. No, he filled our mattress with snakes. That's funny.

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Speaker 1: She wanted a water bed. And let me ask you

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Speaker 1: a question. What's your name, sir Danny? How about I

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Speaker 1: know that because I think I've yelled it at him recently. Well,

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Speaker 1: I was probably talking to somebody who is not in

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Speaker 1: Many people? Okay, do you want to give me a

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Speaker 1: phone number of theirs? Perhaps, ma'am? Phone number of somebody

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Speaker 1: is stealing my ideas. I have set up towers that

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Speaker 1: You wouldn't have a business if it wasn't for me, Brett, listen,

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Speaker 1: M that's a show phone. That one's for a show.

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Speaker 1: I have a go fund me. Oh great, and if

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Speaker 1: the technology within this web. You are supporting a corporate thieve.

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Speaker 1: This was our idea. We built this together. We got

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Speaker 1: that's not where good to start from. Hey, maybe I've

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Speaker 1: people not near me when I should be communicating with you. Rick,

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Speaker 1: I just thought that we grew apart. You told me

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Speaker 1: get my own apartment. I was getting frustrated. Yeah, this

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna throw this out there. Let me just give

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Speaker 1: you a soft pitch. What if we combined wave technology

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Speaker 1: towers across the country, Rick, are you willing to work

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Speaker 1: with me again? It sounds like he is. Okay, yes,

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Speaker 1: he just said, But also, you guys we all have phones.

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Speaker 1: You have cellular phones, right, we're talking wave phones only.

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Speaker 1: What are the benefits? Benefits? Right now, you see all

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Speaker 1: oh okay, are soaking the cell phone? The cell phone

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Speaker 1: Do you like pets? The pets? Finally, something for me?

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Speaker 1: Do you have pets at home? I have two pets

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Speaker 1: a whole Reddit group going that's right, that's right, that's right,

415
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Speaker 1: and we are onto you, and we disagree with your

416
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Speaker 1: viewpoints on immigration, on guns, one of my view points

417
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Speaker 1: on immigration. You enlighten me, yeah, I will well, um well, okay,

418
00:25:22,720 --> 00:25:24,200
Speaker 1: I have it right here. As a matter of fact, Now,

419
00:25:24,760 --> 00:25:26,119
Speaker 1: this is straight out of Boy in the Cloud. This

420
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Speaker 1: is Boy in the Clouds. Um your view on immigration

421
00:25:28,920 --> 00:25:33,720
Speaker 1: is very clear here it says um um matte Luke

422
00:25:34,880 --> 00:25:40,760
Speaker 1: and mitte Luke definitely is referring to not wanting any

423
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Speaker 1: immigrants in this country because you're going to to luke

424
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Speaker 1: them back to theirs. And we disagree with that. Boy

425
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Speaker 1: in the Clouds is literally a book about a young

426
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Speaker 1: immigrant boy who is welcome to America. That's what you

427
00:25:52,840 --> 00:25:55,880
Speaker 1: wanted us to believe. That we saw right through it. Now,

428
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Speaker 1: as a matter of fact, and while I have you

429
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Speaker 1: in your essay on the idea of why use me,

430
00:26:01,560 --> 00:26:08,119
Speaker 1: I would love to get Wyoming side. Oh you've already

431
00:26:08,160 --> 00:26:10,919
Speaker 1: read Wyoming. I have I got an advanced I'll get

432
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Speaker 1: out of here and look at page nine. Look at

433
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Speaker 1: page nine, really, look at page nine. Okay, I just

434
00:26:17,720 --> 00:26:22,200
Speaker 1: loved it. Um, I'm really I think your talent that

435
00:26:22,280 --> 00:26:24,760
Speaker 1: I think everything has gotten better, every book has been

436
00:26:24,800 --> 00:26:26,440
Speaker 1: better than the last, and you're really I'd like to

437
00:26:26,480 --> 00:26:30,159
Speaker 1: think so, yes it's true. Um gosh, you can just

438
00:26:30,480 --> 00:26:33,359
Speaker 1: make it out to Monica, to Monica. How do you

439
00:26:33,400 --> 00:26:38,639
Speaker 1: spell that? Like Harmonica with no harm but okay, so

440
00:26:38,760 --> 00:26:42,520
Speaker 1: Harmonica with no but with an him? Yes, yes, yes,

441
00:26:42,680 --> 00:26:47,640
Speaker 1: exactly all right. What do you think of the Rodeo chapter? Oh?

442
00:26:48,040 --> 00:26:50,639
Speaker 1: I loved because it was kind of experimental for me.

443
00:26:50,840 --> 00:26:52,600
Speaker 1: Oh you know, you know what I felt that, But

444
00:26:52,680 --> 00:26:56,280
Speaker 1: I thought it was so amazing. And in fact, I'm

445
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Speaker 1: a filmmaker and I really would love to make us

446
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Speaker 1: into a movie because the entire chapters from the perspective

447
00:27:03,320 --> 00:27:05,719
Speaker 1: of a barrel, I know. And I loved the way

448
00:27:05,800 --> 00:27:07,359
Speaker 1: it was looking at the last, so I felt like

449
00:27:07,440 --> 00:27:10,639
Speaker 1: there was a lot going on there. Um, what was

450
00:27:10,720 --> 00:27:14,800
Speaker 1: that about a filmmaker? Filmmaker, and I just thought maybe

451
00:27:15,119 --> 00:27:17,440
Speaker 1: I could I could make a feature out of this. Yes,

452
00:27:17,520 --> 00:27:21,119
Speaker 1: nobody's tried to adapt when on my books since the novel. Right,

453
00:27:21,240 --> 00:27:23,680
Speaker 1: I can see what I mean? There are all see

454
00:27:23,840 --> 00:27:34,320
Speaker 1: why Richard, my old colleague, my old college roommates and

455
00:27:37,520 --> 00:27:41,320
Speaker 1: excuse me, miss okay, why are you guys wearing? What

456
00:27:41,440 --> 00:27:46,160
Speaker 1: are those all? I'm wearing all a Scots? Everything hinted

457
00:27:46,240 --> 00:27:54,359
Speaker 1: too well. Hargreaves, Hard Groves, Hayden, Richard Ard lovely books.

458
00:27:54,400 --> 00:28:09,520
Speaker 1: Are many people the six seven? These are your fans, Richard? Yes,

459
00:28:09,640 --> 00:28:11,240
Speaker 1: because I actually take the time to go out and

460
00:28:11,320 --> 00:28:13,200
Speaker 1: meet my fans and find out who they are face

461
00:28:13,280 --> 00:28:20,520
Speaker 1: to face. That people discons disgusting Richard Landry, Richard Richard Laundry,

462
00:28:22,200 --> 00:28:26,320
Speaker 1: that dry Lundry. Do you know how many books I've

463
00:28:26,359 --> 00:28:29,480
Speaker 1: written by the time you've published? I know, I know,

464
00:28:29,760 --> 00:28:33,440
Speaker 1: and that's right, yes, forty two? Is it? Is it

465
00:28:33,520 --> 00:28:36,960
Speaker 1: about the quantity Hargroves, and not the quality? You tell me,

466
00:28:38,800 --> 00:28:41,160
Speaker 1: here's your here's your oreo. I think I couldn't get

467
00:28:41,160 --> 00:28:44,080
Speaker 1: anything from the cheesecake factory, but it's from It's Eli's cheesecake.

468
00:28:44,120 --> 00:28:46,280
Speaker 1: It should be great. Let me put did I say

469
00:28:46,360 --> 00:28:52,640
Speaker 1: Eli's cheesecake? David? I had to hurry, who I want

470
00:28:52,640 --> 00:28:55,000
Speaker 1: a cheesecake factory cheesecake? And did you get that cup

471
00:28:55,040 --> 00:28:57,480
Speaker 1: of gumbo? I shouted it as you were leaving. I

472
00:28:57,520 --> 00:29:01,680
Speaker 1: didn't hear that. I mean, where do you get where

473
00:29:01,840 --> 00:29:05,240
Speaker 1: where don't you get I guess you don't have a rider, Landry.

474
00:29:06,840 --> 00:29:10,720
Speaker 1: I have a writer. They just didn't obate it. I'll

475
00:29:10,760 --> 00:29:13,920
Speaker 1: get you a gumbo really fast. Okay, no, okra, Richard.

476
00:29:14,040 --> 00:29:16,120
Speaker 1: We're here to bring some news to you. As a

477
00:29:16,200 --> 00:29:20,760
Speaker 1: matter of fact, you are officially excommunicated from the society.

478
00:29:20,840 --> 00:29:24,440
Speaker 1: Ex communicator. Well, I don't want to be in the

479
00:29:24,960 --> 00:29:27,520
Speaker 1: society in the first place. You're not allowed to be.

480
00:29:27,680 --> 00:29:29,280
Speaker 1: You can't be. We don't want you. I don't want

481
00:29:29,280 --> 00:29:31,840
Speaker 1: to be out. It doesn't matter what you want. You

482
00:29:31,920 --> 00:29:34,280
Speaker 1: can't be in it. What do you want? You can't

483
00:29:34,320 --> 00:29:47,000
Speaker 1: have it. Skinning for on your toenails, Get your hands

484
00:29:47,040 --> 00:29:49,840
Speaker 1: off his face, put on a moscato cambot my nose

485
00:29:49,880 --> 00:29:52,440
Speaker 1: and I won't even feel it. So who's doing fun

486
00:29:52,480 --> 00:29:57,080
Speaker 1: and news? Not? What the hell? Questions this Monday? France?

487
00:29:57,200 --> 00:30:02,800
Speaker 1: Richards or nothing? We are thank you, snof welcome Richard.

488
00:30:03,560 --> 00:30:14,520
Speaker 1: What's your favorite book? That? Richard Landry's ever book? Here's

489
00:30:15,240 --> 00:30:17,160
Speaker 1: a children's book. As a matter of fact, I did

490
00:30:17,240 --> 00:30:21,680
Speaker 1: go stright for Sesame Street. Yes. I wrote a book

491
00:30:21,800 --> 00:30:24,960
Speaker 1: called Cookie Monster Goes to the Store. Richard put that

492
00:30:25,080 --> 00:30:28,400
Speaker 1: knife away, yes, And it was some of my best writing,

493
00:30:28,600 --> 00:30:31,880
Speaker 1: but some of the best writing I ever did. Monster

494
00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:35,200
Speaker 1: goes to the store, And yes, the first letter of

495
00:30:35,440 --> 00:30:40,040
Speaker 1: every sentence did spell out a message, and it's spelled out.

496
00:30:40,480 --> 00:30:46,960
Speaker 1: Fuck rooms are and want to be in your fucking sciety.

497
00:30:47,640 --> 00:31:02,840
Speaker 1: Where's my gumbo? Gumbo? Now take you across town to

498
00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:08,800
Speaker 1: a bank, Chase Bank, where they teller's job seems easy enough.

499
00:31:08,960 --> 00:31:12,160
Speaker 1: The problem is never the difficulties of banking, but rather

500
00:31:12,640 --> 00:31:16,720
Speaker 1: every story told by bankers as to what this particular

501
00:31:16,760 --> 00:31:22,320
Speaker 1: money transaction means to them on this day. Okay, next up,

502
00:31:23,560 --> 00:31:28,600
Speaker 1: step closer to the it's your turn. Just step close

503
00:31:28,720 --> 00:31:31,800
Speaker 1: enough to the mic was here first? Well, you didn't

504
00:31:31,800 --> 00:31:33,280
Speaker 1: get into the line, and if you go to the

505
00:31:33,320 --> 00:31:35,120
Speaker 1: back of the line, it snakes all the way until

506
00:31:35,120 --> 00:31:37,120
Speaker 1: you get to the front. And I also, I asked

507
00:31:37,280 --> 00:31:39,320
Speaker 1: if it was near you, so you had an opportunity

508
00:31:39,360 --> 00:31:41,960
Speaker 1: to say that to me. Whoever asked, whoever asked first.

509
00:31:43,360 --> 00:31:45,600
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what, both of you. Step up. I've

510
00:31:45,640 --> 00:31:48,240
Speaker 1: got the ability to do to transactions at well, mind's

511
00:31:48,240 --> 00:31:52,280
Speaker 1: a little personal, mind's very personal. Okay, I'll hum. I'll

512
00:31:52,280 --> 00:31:54,880
Speaker 1: turn my head and hum while you complete your transaction.

513
00:31:55,800 --> 00:31:57,840
Speaker 1: It might be if it's too loud humming, I might

514
00:31:57,920 --> 00:31:59,480
Speaker 1: not be able to hear her. I'll go back to

515
00:31:59,600 --> 00:32:01,920
Speaker 1: I'll go to the back then, thank you, thank you,

516
00:32:02,240 --> 00:32:07,680
Speaker 1: thank you, mildly attractive. So are you? Bye? Bye? All right?

517
00:32:07,720 --> 00:32:10,440
Speaker 1: How could I help you? Well? I make your day great?

518
00:32:11,120 --> 00:32:14,440
Speaker 1: So my father recently passed. It's okay, and sorry. I

519
00:32:14,560 --> 00:32:18,160
Speaker 1: had this crazy coin collection which I haven't here, and

520
00:32:18,240 --> 00:32:20,560
Speaker 1: I just want to get that turned into dollars. Oh well,

521
00:32:20,640 --> 00:32:22,600
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. It's not my place to say,

522
00:32:22,720 --> 00:32:25,760
Speaker 1: but you won't get any increased value in a coin here.

523
00:32:25,880 --> 00:32:28,640
Speaker 1: I can only trade a dime for a dime. I

524
00:32:28,800 --> 00:32:32,600
Speaker 1: mean it's I would say, there's yeah, But what I'm

525
00:32:32,640 --> 00:32:35,080
Speaker 1: saying is if you went to a specialist, you could

526
00:32:35,120 --> 00:32:37,440
Speaker 1: probably turn that into whatever it's worth. These are old,

527
00:32:37,640 --> 00:32:39,680
Speaker 1: These are very old. I just want you to count

528
00:32:39,720 --> 00:32:42,640
Speaker 1: them and give me dollars back. It's couldn't be a

529
00:32:42,800 --> 00:32:45,680
Speaker 1: very low number from what you should get. I don't

530
00:32:46,040 --> 00:32:49,400
Speaker 1: I know, like, I just want dollars I can spend.

531
00:32:49,520 --> 00:32:51,280
Speaker 1: You can pop them out of the cardboard. I do

532
00:32:51,440 --> 00:32:55,920
Speaker 1: not care right now. These mean nothing to me. Okay,

533
00:32:56,120 --> 00:32:58,239
Speaker 1: I mean I have to do this, but I am

534
00:32:58,280 --> 00:33:00,920
Speaker 1: not a financial advisor. But these are worth definitely more

535
00:33:00,960 --> 00:33:08,240
Speaker 1: than cents. You've got every state here, right, Okay, I'll

536
00:33:08,280 --> 00:33:10,560
Speaker 1: do it. Why are you doing this to me. I'm

537
00:33:10,600 --> 00:33:13,120
Speaker 1: not trying to do anything furnishing me. I'm already grieving

538
00:33:13,160 --> 00:33:15,720
Speaker 1: my father, I can tell. I'm so sorry. I don't

539
00:33:15,760 --> 00:33:17,720
Speaker 1: mean to bring it up. I'm just saying that this

540
00:33:17,960 --> 00:33:20,200
Speaker 1: coin collection, some of these are I would have print.

541
00:33:21,480 --> 00:33:23,960
Speaker 1: That should be good news for me. There's a picture

542
00:33:24,320 --> 00:33:26,600
Speaker 1: of a booker on Ford's face on this dime. That's

543
00:33:26,800 --> 00:33:31,600
Speaker 1: very rare. That's super rare. Okay, all right, I'm just

544
00:33:31,680 --> 00:33:35,520
Speaker 1: gonna you know what. I don't know what they're worth.

545
00:33:35,560 --> 00:33:41,160
Speaker 1: I'm just saying I can only give you. I apologize,

546
00:33:41,200 --> 00:33:43,920
Speaker 1: but that's just not how Chase Bank works. We try

547
00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:47,280
Speaker 1: to make dreams happen, and we try to make futures brighter.

548
00:33:47,400 --> 00:33:50,760
Speaker 1: But exact change is what you'll get, and that is

549
00:33:50,840 --> 00:33:54,600
Speaker 1: seven dollars and thirty seven cents. Thank you. I'm taking

550
00:33:54,800 --> 00:34:02,360
Speaker 1: all the peppermints. Okay, next, Hello, Hi, are you doing next?

551
00:34:02,600 --> 00:34:04,760
Speaker 1: That's okay? Well, when you went out of the line,

552
00:34:04,800 --> 00:34:06,840
Speaker 1: you have to go to the back. I was behind

553
00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:08,960
Speaker 1: the woman who was weird. You went to the back

554
00:34:09,040 --> 00:34:14,040
Speaker 1: of the line. Buddy, it's a strange Okay, how are you.

555
00:34:14,480 --> 00:34:18,560
Speaker 1: I'm good. Please come closer. All right, I wanna just

556
00:34:19,239 --> 00:34:21,040
Speaker 1: know how much is in my account right now? All right,

557
00:34:21,040 --> 00:34:22,640
Speaker 1: If you give me your debit card and a license,

558
00:34:22,680 --> 00:34:24,239
Speaker 1: I can look that up for you. Right all right,

559
00:34:24,440 --> 00:34:28,120
Speaker 1: there you go, swipe the card, my license right in.

560
00:34:28,480 --> 00:34:31,839
Speaker 1: Oh you're overdrawn, sir, say again, you're overdrawn. You are

561
00:34:31,920 --> 00:34:35,239
Speaker 1: negative forty dollars. And if you don't, let's do that again.

562
00:34:35,280 --> 00:34:38,600
Speaker 1: Let's wipe this again. Let's swipe this again and running

563
00:34:38,640 --> 00:34:42,399
Speaker 1: up and let's get that card. Yes, still, thanks, that's

564
00:34:42,520 --> 00:34:46,000
Speaker 1: my name, last name, Cliver, last name. Yes, your forty

565
00:34:46,040 --> 00:34:50,480
Speaker 1: dollars overdrawn. And if we can't negative forty dollars and

566
00:34:50,520 --> 00:34:52,640
Speaker 1: if we can't square even, there's going to be another

567
00:34:52,760 --> 00:34:55,120
Speaker 1: fee of places on your account. Okay, well, hold on

568
00:34:55,480 --> 00:34:57,960
Speaker 1: six pm Eastern standards. Okay, hold on, shut the hell up,

569
00:34:58,000 --> 00:35:01,640
Speaker 1: all right, shut the hell up for or second. Okay, buddy, okay,

570
00:35:01,680 --> 00:35:05,799
Speaker 1: look this little trade everything okay, every here, Yeah, we're fine,

571
00:35:06,200 --> 00:35:09,480
Speaker 1: Thank you security. He's being aggressive. Give us a moment.

572
00:35:09,560 --> 00:35:12,120
Speaker 1: I'm a customer here, I'm still in the middle of

573
00:35:12,160 --> 00:35:13,560
Speaker 1: this trade. You need to get to the back of

574
00:35:13,640 --> 00:35:18,239
Speaker 1: the line, sir, Okay, this is a weird day. Do

575
00:35:18,280 --> 00:35:20,879
Speaker 1: you normally harrass customers that are members of this bank?

576
00:35:21,040 --> 00:35:24,080
Speaker 1: She's a security guarden, snity guard. It's not harassment, it's carrying. No,

577
00:35:24,120 --> 00:35:27,160
Speaker 1: it's harassment because I'm a member of this bank. Okay,

578
00:35:27,320 --> 00:35:30,720
Speaker 1: So am I not just a security guard? I'm also

579
00:35:30,960 --> 00:35:33,840
Speaker 1: a customer? Oh great? Yeah, so I have a vested

580
00:35:33,920 --> 00:35:35,640
Speaker 1: interest in the safety of this bank. Well, I got

581
00:35:35,719 --> 00:35:37,720
Speaker 1: a vested interest in being here because I got money

582
00:35:37,920 --> 00:35:41,680
Speaker 1: in the bank. Philip, did you say nothing? Did it

583
00:35:41,800 --> 00:35:50,160
Speaker 1: kiss me? No? Holy shit, Donna h Field? Oh no, Phil?

584
00:35:51,239 --> 00:35:52,880
Speaker 1: What did you call me? Mike? I'm sorry? There was

585
00:35:52,880 --> 00:35:57,560
Speaker 1: another guy around. Please get back to back then. I

586
00:35:57,680 --> 00:35:59,040
Speaker 1: just feel like if I could just do one quick

587
00:35:59,040 --> 00:36:02,960
Speaker 1: tra banks. Yes, Phil, not a Rashfield. Hi, not Mike pleasure.

588
00:36:03,840 --> 00:36:06,400
Speaker 1: Mike was yeah great, some other guy. You are nothing.

589
00:36:07,120 --> 00:36:09,879
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know this. Okay, Look, Donna,

590
00:36:10,160 --> 00:36:13,920
Speaker 1: can I handle my business place? Can I handle your business?

591
00:36:13,960 --> 00:36:18,160
Speaker 1: Come on? Come on? Don't all right, I got I don't.

592
00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:21,440
Speaker 1: I don't have a lot of buddy anymore. I look

593
00:36:21,480 --> 00:36:23,640
Speaker 1: at you and those nice shoes. You're rich, come about?

594
00:36:23,680 --> 00:36:25,920
Speaker 1: I just look rich? All right? I got this. This

595
00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:29,080
Speaker 1: I've been wearing, to say to Hugo boss platinum sheer

596
00:36:29,160 --> 00:36:32,399
Speaker 1: suit for two weeks. All right, this is not even

597
00:36:32,440 --> 00:36:35,720
Speaker 1: a real Roles Davis. How much is in his account?

598
00:36:35,840 --> 00:36:38,680
Speaker 1: He's got neet, he has nothing to his I just

599
00:36:38,760 --> 00:36:41,080
Speaker 1: wanted to do a trade. I just wanted to trade. Okay,

600
00:36:41,200 --> 00:36:43,640
Speaker 1: what kinds of trades are we talked to? Trading in dollars?

601
00:36:43,719 --> 00:36:46,120
Speaker 1: So do you give me a loan? Oh, that's not

602
00:36:46,200 --> 00:36:48,239
Speaker 1: a trade. If you give me a loan, I'll go

603
00:36:48,320 --> 00:36:50,520
Speaker 1: out and make some money and I'll come back and

604
00:36:50,600 --> 00:36:53,880
Speaker 1: I'll give you money. I'll trading you everybody back hun

605
00:36:54,200 --> 00:37:00,799
Speaker 1: Come on, how that's making guy? Huh? Well, Donna either

606
00:37:00,880 --> 00:37:04,719
Speaker 1: cuff him or coach sign. It's your call. But he's

607
00:37:04,719 --> 00:37:06,279
Speaker 1: gonna need a coach sign or if I'm going to

608
00:37:06,320 --> 00:37:09,200
Speaker 1: give him any month. Uh, okay, run my credit. Just

609
00:37:09,280 --> 00:37:12,160
Speaker 1: let me make sure. Okay, Oh you're good. You got

610
00:37:12,239 --> 00:37:16,960
Speaker 1: good credit. That's impressive. It's great about the dream you

611
00:37:16,960 --> 00:37:18,560
Speaker 1: want to build up. Okay, I want to make this.

612
00:37:18,760 --> 00:37:21,320
Speaker 1: I want to make this this casino, right, But inside

613
00:37:21,320 --> 00:37:23,600
Speaker 1: the casino, there's no gambling. Okay. We just give out

614
00:37:23,680 --> 00:37:26,040
Speaker 1: chicken strips and people get to dip in different kind

615
00:37:26,080 --> 00:37:27,960
Speaker 1: of sauces they want, and they get to run around

616
00:37:28,080 --> 00:37:32,200
Speaker 1: chicken restaurant kind of. But it's a casino, okay, and

617
00:37:32,320 --> 00:37:35,239
Speaker 1: people get there's all this, there's all these different it's

618
00:37:35,239 --> 00:37:41,440
Speaker 1: a casino themed chicken rest Oh no, okay, all right,

619
00:37:41,520 --> 00:37:44,240
Speaker 1: it's just chicken strips everywhere. And if there's just plants

620
00:37:44,560 --> 00:37:47,080
Speaker 1: and the and the all the girls, all the girls

621
00:37:47,120 --> 00:37:50,239
Speaker 1: are on skates, ice skates. It's all ice floor, all

622
00:37:50,320 --> 00:37:56,080
Speaker 1: ice floor. And then okay, cuff, what's hell? Okay, thank you,

623
00:37:57,880 --> 00:38:01,280
Speaker 1: I'd like to close my account. Play No, I am sorry.

624
00:38:01,560 --> 00:38:03,640
Speaker 1: You have got to go to end of the line.

625
00:38:04,600 --> 00:38:06,799
Speaker 1: You're lucky that our security guard is busy right now,

626
00:38:06,880 --> 00:38:09,480
Speaker 1: because if she hadn't been busy, I would have asked

627
00:38:09,520 --> 00:38:12,560
Speaker 1: her trouble you at this point? Yeah, this is three times.

628
00:38:12,640 --> 00:38:14,720
Speaker 1: If this was an airplane, you'd be taste and removed.

629
00:38:15,360 --> 00:38:17,600
Speaker 1: But it's a bank. And if it was a comedy show,

630
00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:20,640
Speaker 1: it would be great because the three is a comedic number.

631
00:38:21,800 --> 00:38:25,200
Speaker 1: That's true. Yeah, but it's not your turn either. Sorry,

632
00:38:25,360 --> 00:38:27,919
Speaker 1: I don't care. I'll wait forever. I love it here.

633
00:38:28,120 --> 00:38:29,799
Speaker 1: I can let them go ahead of me. I don't

634
00:38:29,800 --> 00:38:35,680
Speaker 1: want to cut ahead of anyone in line. I'll be quick. Alright, fine,

635
00:38:36,560 --> 00:38:39,239
Speaker 1: what do you need to hold on? Hold on one

636
00:38:39,360 --> 00:38:44,320
Speaker 1: moment here, I have an announcement to make. I'm holding

637
00:38:44,360 --> 00:38:48,640
Speaker 1: this bank up. Wait, everybody on the ground, if you

638
00:38:48,640 --> 00:38:51,239
Speaker 1: can see me one second. Oh, I'm holding the bank up.

639
00:38:51,360 --> 00:38:53,800
Speaker 1: Just one quick second. I got ninety seconds before the police.

640
00:38:54,040 --> 00:38:55,880
Speaker 1: Oh wait, I can see the note he was going

641
00:38:55,960 --> 00:39:01,960
Speaker 1: to hold the bank out. I oh, that is hilarious.

642
00:39:02,280 --> 00:39:05,680
Speaker 1: Can I close my account before? This is not a

643
00:39:05,719 --> 00:39:08,640
Speaker 1: good time to close an account. I am sorry. We're

644
00:39:08,719 --> 00:39:10,719
Speaker 1: not going to be able to do that. In fact,

645
00:39:10,800 --> 00:39:13,720
Speaker 1: I don't know who to respond to first. I was like, honestly,

646
00:39:13,760 --> 00:39:16,120
Speaker 1: I was in line. I got it. I said it aloud.

647
00:39:16,320 --> 00:39:20,359
Speaker 1: You know, I kind of care everybody on the ground. Look,

648
00:39:20,480 --> 00:39:27,440
Speaker 1: that's comedy. Three is about this gun sweating. I wouldn't

649
00:39:27,440 --> 00:39:34,040
Speaker 1: mind a stack of those gerald Fords. I've gone formes.

650
00:39:34,600 --> 00:39:37,799
Speaker 1: How did you know they were even here? Get me listen.

651
00:39:38,320 --> 00:39:40,680
Speaker 1: I am not prepared to deal with three robbers. I

652
00:39:41,400 --> 00:39:43,040
Speaker 1: just I was here first. I was here first. But

653
00:39:43,040 --> 00:39:45,279
Speaker 1: I said it aloud. First a second, I'm sorry you

654
00:39:45,320 --> 00:39:47,880
Speaker 1: guys are here well, I mean, I mean I was

655
00:39:47,960 --> 00:39:52,560
Speaker 1: here first. Granted I have been a little pushy, but

656
00:39:52,640 --> 00:39:55,080
Speaker 1: I feel bad. You came in so hot. It was

657
00:39:55,160 --> 00:39:57,520
Speaker 1: great and I thought so. But I don't want to overstep.

658
00:39:57,680 --> 00:40:00,279
Speaker 1: I don't want to know it's okay to you. Well,

659
00:40:00,760 --> 00:40:03,560
Speaker 1: I've spent my time. Now, I have bagged up all

660
00:40:03,640 --> 00:40:05,840
Speaker 1: of the cash into this one bag, okay, and I

661
00:40:05,920 --> 00:40:08,640
Speaker 1: am going out. I don't have that much in my account. Oh,

662
00:40:08,680 --> 00:40:11,200
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, sir. I couldn't close your account before I

663
00:40:11,280 --> 00:40:13,520
Speaker 1: brought them their minds. How much money was in your account?

664
00:40:14,520 --> 00:40:16,560
Speaker 1: I could put your card if you give me your license,

665
00:40:17,000 --> 00:40:21,040
Speaker 1: give me my license. Okay. By the way, where where

666
00:40:21,040 --> 00:40:26,560
Speaker 1: you from? Originally? Arizona? Yeah? Father was working there in

667
00:40:26,600 --> 00:40:29,560
Speaker 1: the mind and then my mom was also working in

668
00:40:29,600 --> 00:40:32,839
Speaker 1: the mind. But now you said originally yeah, Well that's

669
00:40:32,840 --> 00:40:35,080
Speaker 1: a great question. Not in my shirt pocket. I always

670
00:40:35,080 --> 00:40:39,279
Speaker 1: asked myself that where am I from? Now? Seventy three

671
00:40:39,400 --> 00:40:43,279
Speaker 1: I've looked it up for you. Seventy three dollars in

672
00:40:43,360 --> 00:40:47,359
Speaker 1: your accounts? And how much money? Isn't that big bag

673
00:40:47,560 --> 00:40:49,520
Speaker 1: of money? I didn't count it. I just emptied all

674
00:40:49,560 --> 00:40:52,560
Speaker 1: if you had a guess, quarter million dollars? All right,

675
00:40:53,200 --> 00:40:58,479
Speaker 1: all right, what's your name, sir? My name is Okay,

676
00:40:59,440 --> 00:41:02,880
Speaker 1: why don't you get license? You should know it. This

677
00:41:03,040 --> 00:41:06,359
Speaker 1: is Michael, Michael Shivel. Okay, why don't we give Mr

678
00:41:06,400 --> 00:41:09,880
Speaker 1: shivelll I've once knew it a fellow by that name.

679
00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:13,759
Speaker 1: That's your Mr. Your name, Michael Shivell. Why don't we

680
00:41:13,840 --> 00:41:16,400
Speaker 1: give Mr Shivell his money? That's really nice of you

681
00:41:16,600 --> 00:41:22,160
Speaker 1: in cash and I can rob him. Get okay, okay, right,

682
00:41:22,280 --> 00:41:23,719
Speaker 1: and then you guys take the rest of the to

683
00:41:24,160 --> 00:41:27,680
Speaker 1: rob you. I got to be honest. I have to

684
00:41:27,760 --> 00:41:30,160
Speaker 1: actually hand this bag off to somebody. Now. If I

685
00:41:30,239 --> 00:41:32,439
Speaker 1: do anymore with it, I'm complicit in this crime. Okay,

686
00:41:32,440 --> 00:41:33,640
Speaker 1: I don't want to. I guess I don't want to

687
00:41:33,680 --> 00:41:36,520
Speaker 1: touch it first. Do you want to touch the bag first? Yeah?

688
00:41:36,880 --> 00:41:40,040
Speaker 1: How about it? Ever, I'll touch it. There you go,

689
00:41:40,320 --> 00:41:42,719
Speaker 1: thank you. Could I just interject with something here? Yes,

690
00:41:42,880 --> 00:41:49,800
Speaker 1: Mr Shivell, everybody get on the goddamn everybody. This is

691
00:41:49,840 --> 00:41:55,640
Speaker 1: a stick up. Okay, that's what I was looking for

692
00:41:55,760 --> 00:41:58,719
Speaker 1: in my pants at a found it. This is your bank,

693
00:41:58,880 --> 00:42:01,719
Speaker 1: Mr Shivell, which is this is Ship's bank. You're on

694
00:42:01,920 --> 00:42:04,000
Speaker 1: Candra right now? They know who you want? Yeah, you

695
00:42:04,120 --> 00:42:08,440
Speaker 1: know who I am. I don't care right this is

696
00:42:08,520 --> 00:42:12,520
Speaker 1: not what I was expecting. I'm not scared weirdly, come

697
00:42:12,800 --> 00:42:15,799
Speaker 1: is it's weird? Yeah? I feel pretty scared over here,

698
00:42:15,960 --> 00:42:18,480
Speaker 1: but it seems like you guys are all working it out.

699
00:42:18,760 --> 00:42:22,120
Speaker 1: It's the Buzuoka loaded Hell yeah, it's a little bit.

700
00:42:22,160 --> 00:42:25,120
Speaker 1: What would be the point of carrying around aroundloaded Bozuka? Well,

701
00:42:25,160 --> 00:42:29,440
Speaker 1: I don't know why. I don't seems cartoon. Yeah, it's

702
00:42:29,520 --> 00:42:32,800
Speaker 1: real bazooka Joe. Yeah, I see that was that funny.

703
00:42:33,239 --> 00:42:37,040
Speaker 1: I didn't think so. I'm in the comedy class. I'm

704
00:42:37,040 --> 00:42:43,000
Speaker 1: not an expert yet. It couldn't. Man, Look while you're

705
00:42:43,040 --> 00:42:46,600
Speaker 1: waving that around their partner. Look, every Bazooka Joe has

706
00:42:46,680 --> 00:42:50,719
Speaker 1: a has a joke in it. Yeah, and a piece

707
00:42:50,760 --> 00:42:56,200
Speaker 1: of gum. Yeah, give me my goddamn money. I'm sorry,

708
00:42:56,280 --> 00:42:58,200
Speaker 1: but the money is in that back right there, and

709
00:42:58,280 --> 00:43:00,279
Speaker 1: you're gonna have to take it from well, we've called

710
00:43:00,320 --> 00:43:03,160
Speaker 1: him Arizona at this point, um, so you'll have to

711
00:43:03,200 --> 00:43:08,680
Speaker 1: take it from Arizona, all right, Mr Shivel. I'm ready

712
00:43:08,760 --> 00:43:14,120
Speaker 1: to die. Don't don't get crazy there, young youngster. I'm

713
00:43:14,120 --> 00:43:16,719
Speaker 1: ready to die. Why do you say that? I don't

714
00:43:16,760 --> 00:43:20,239
Speaker 1: know where I'm from. I don't have a home. I

715
00:43:20,360 --> 00:43:22,040
Speaker 1: just need to interrupt you just a moment, because I

716
00:43:22,200 --> 00:43:24,320
Speaker 1: like you guys, and I feel like if that bazooka

717
00:43:24,400 --> 00:43:27,000
Speaker 1: goes off, we're all done for Donna will be back

718
00:43:27,600 --> 00:43:29,279
Speaker 1: very soon. I don't know. She seemed to be hitting

719
00:43:29,280 --> 00:43:33,839
Speaker 1: it off that she had him in handcuffs, but like Dona,

720
00:43:33,960 --> 00:43:35,800
Speaker 1: this is what I'm saying. All right, we just we

721
00:43:35,960 --> 00:43:38,560
Speaker 1: get a couple hundred grand, you know what I mean,

722
00:43:38,600 --> 00:43:45,560
Speaker 1: We pop it up. Don't Oh, you have to go

723
00:43:45,719 --> 00:43:48,400
Speaker 1: check that out? Or can we talk about you know,

724
00:43:48,960 --> 00:43:57,200
Speaker 1: come o a the chicken strips. Huh extra chicken skating Raman. Listen. Yes,

725
00:43:57,320 --> 00:44:01,040
Speaker 1: I'm lonely and I've missed something fun and reckless. But

726
00:44:01,239 --> 00:44:04,239
Speaker 1: this is this is too much. You're waiting to get

727
00:44:04,280 --> 00:44:12,359
Speaker 1: into the bank. It's closed. I listen, Phil, I don't

728
00:44:12,400 --> 00:44:17,000
Speaker 1: know what brought us together today, But should you check

729
00:44:17,080 --> 00:44:21,160
Speaker 1: that out? I think it's okay. I don't want to

730
00:44:21,239 --> 00:44:24,600
Speaker 1: do that check it out. I don't want to check

731
00:44:24,640 --> 00:44:32,320
Speaker 1: it out and open this casino with me. Okay, okay, okay,

732
00:44:32,480 --> 00:44:34,319
Speaker 1: let's go to the bank right now, Let's pull the cash,

733
00:44:34,480 --> 00:44:37,279
Speaker 1: let's do this. Three years later, people are lining up

734
00:44:37,320 --> 00:44:41,440
Speaker 1: to get into the chicken casino? Alright, guts you, so

735
00:44:41,560 --> 00:44:46,399
Speaker 1: we're clear. It's a three hour away? Alright, three hours? Ok?

736
00:44:46,840 --> 00:44:51,359
Speaker 1: Is it a casino. It's gotta be a casino. We've

737
00:44:51,400 --> 00:44:54,480
Speaker 1: waited for three hours. This casino had better have slop.

738
00:44:54,560 --> 00:44:56,960
Speaker 1: I got my players caught online. Where's the where's the

739
00:44:57,320 --> 00:45:01,239
Speaker 1: slot machines? I'm hoping to get into a poker game.

740
00:45:02,960 --> 00:45:07,239
Speaker 1: I'm starving. It smells like chicken. Yeah, yeah, it does

741
00:45:07,239 --> 00:45:08,920
Speaker 1: smell a lot like chicken. And I did not come

742
00:45:08,960 --> 00:45:10,920
Speaker 1: here to eat. It smells like ice too. Do you

743
00:45:10,960 --> 00:45:17,240
Speaker 1: guys smell that sort of ice? Skate smell? Smell ice skates,

744
00:45:17,600 --> 00:45:23,319
Speaker 1: ice skating smell the rink? Whoa look at that? I mean,

745
00:45:23,560 --> 00:45:26,279
Speaker 1: I know why I'm I know why I'm waiting in line.

746
00:45:26,320 --> 00:45:29,120
Speaker 1: Did you all not know you're waiting three hours for

747
00:45:29,239 --> 00:45:31,719
Speaker 1: a casino? You don't know anything about this. They serve

748
00:45:31,800 --> 00:45:34,440
Speaker 1: the best chicken. I have never researched a casino. I

749
00:45:34,520 --> 00:45:36,839
Speaker 1: gambled at for the record. I just got in the line.

750
00:45:36,840 --> 00:45:41,440
Speaker 1: Whenever I see a line, I hop in. Oh, billboard

751
00:45:41,840 --> 00:45:44,480
Speaker 1: does work? Yeah apparently? I mean I'm here. It's my

752
00:45:44,600 --> 00:45:47,120
Speaker 1: understanding that the only thing you win here is delicious

753
00:45:47,160 --> 00:45:49,480
Speaker 1: food when they do you win it or do you

754
00:45:49,640 --> 00:45:51,480
Speaker 1: just buy? I guess my big hang up is are

755
00:45:51,520 --> 00:45:53,719
Speaker 1: we just buying chicken? Yeah? Well you will. You put

756
00:45:53,760 --> 00:45:56,320
Speaker 1: money into a slot machine, you select your order, you

757
00:45:56,440 --> 00:45:59,239
Speaker 1: pull the lever, and then outcomes your chicken. Oh I'm

758
00:45:59,320 --> 00:46:02,560
Speaker 1: not staying here. I think that sounds fine. Nobody can

759
00:46:02,680 --> 00:46:06,120
Speaker 1: leave the line, Okay, nobody can leave the line, all right?

760
00:46:06,760 --> 00:46:09,640
Speaker 1: Why can't we leave the line? Hey, no questions either. Okay,

761
00:46:09,760 --> 00:46:12,359
Speaker 1: someone to stay in the line. Once you get the front,

762
00:46:12,440 --> 00:46:15,759
Speaker 1: you can exit through the building. Okay, thank you. You

763
00:46:15,840 --> 00:46:20,719
Speaker 1: can exit through the building. Thank you, he said, and

764
00:46:20,800 --> 00:46:24,840
Speaker 1: the casino was never opened again. Casino open again. C

765
00:46:25,080 --> 00:46:32,400
Speaker 1: O A O A ny, you've done it again, concludes

766
00:46:32,480 --> 00:46:37,840
Speaker 1: today's reading Richard Landry. That was am I back in

767
00:46:37,920 --> 00:46:45,000
Speaker 1: the society completely completely? That was fantastic, What a fantastic

768
00:46:45,280 --> 00:46:50,480
Speaker 1: fiction story. Yes, my imagination is vivid casino that only

769
00:46:50,560 --> 00:46:54,280
Speaker 1: sells chicken. And it seems really more fat, very strange

770
00:46:54,600 --> 00:46:57,160
Speaker 1: outside the box, no doubt, yes, But do I make

771
00:46:57,200 --> 00:47:01,200
Speaker 1: it feel real? I know I'm just here is this

772
00:47:01,520 --> 00:47:05,120
Speaker 1: hype man? But damn, every time he read that chicken

773
00:47:05,160 --> 00:47:08,120
Speaker 1: can sing no ship, I get all excited. There is

774
00:47:08,239 --> 00:47:10,600
Speaker 1: sand on the sides of your mouth every time he

775
00:47:10,719 --> 00:47:12,520
Speaker 1: reads it. How many times have you heard that? Well,

776
00:47:12,600 --> 00:47:15,040
Speaker 1: I'm as hot man, so I'm hearing it a lot,

777
00:47:15,600 --> 00:47:18,520
Speaker 1: at about four times. Last week hard I just worn

778
00:47:18,560 --> 00:47:23,680
Speaker 1: on the car drop. We were boogie board and together yesterday. Memory.

779
00:47:23,760 --> 00:47:26,279
Speaker 1: He's got to be so good. But I'd like to

780
00:47:26,360 --> 00:47:29,000
Speaker 1: be in the society snow far. I don't think you've

781
00:47:29,040 --> 00:47:33,760
Speaker 1: ever written anything that would allow you to be a chance.

782
00:47:35,200 --> 00:47:40,960
Speaker 1: We'll give her a chance. I had no idea. And

783
00:47:41,280 --> 00:47:43,319
Speaker 1: if I could get another cup of gumbo. By the way,

784
00:47:43,400 --> 00:47:45,600
Speaker 1: this tastes like a smoothie with a twenty dollar bill

785
00:47:45,680 --> 00:47:48,920
Speaker 1: in it. Um, No, that can't be. I made this

786
00:47:49,000 --> 00:47:52,120
Speaker 1: gumbo myself, and you made yourself. I didn't have a choice.

787
00:47:52,160 --> 00:47:54,880
Speaker 1: There was nothing open to buy gumbo from. Where do

788
00:47:54,960 --> 00:47:57,560
Speaker 1: you get gumbo with a left in the morning? Your

789
00:47:58,120 --> 00:48:08,120
Speaker 1: questive just broken me? This is a Barnes Noble Hello, Hello, Hey,

790
00:48:08,880 --> 00:48:12,560
Speaker 1: what is me? I'm talking to you and you're not

791
00:48:12,680 --> 00:48:19,759
Speaker 1: even near me? Where are you? Who is this? Baguys

792
00:48:22,920 --> 00:48:28,279
Speaker 1: and so concludes another episode of alchemy. This ah, let's

793
00:48:28,320 --> 00:48:30,200
Speaker 1: meet our players, shower, Let's go around the bend and

794
00:48:30,239 --> 00:48:33,160
Speaker 1: see who's got special things? To talk about. James Heney

795
00:48:33,160 --> 00:48:36,399
Speaker 1: What do you got for? I've been releasing Brief News

796
00:48:36,560 --> 00:48:39,240
Speaker 1: Brief twice a week. You can find it on stitcher

797
00:48:39,320 --> 00:48:44,400
Speaker 1: now and where the folks to tune into the stitcher?

798
00:48:44,440 --> 00:48:46,839
Speaker 1: How does what is it under? A James Heeney? It's

799
00:48:46,920 --> 00:48:50,800
Speaker 1: under brief news Brief? Okay, Brief News Brief. Vanessa Raglan,

800
00:48:51,239 --> 00:48:56,000
Speaker 1: Oh my have things been blown up at Yeah? People

801
00:48:56,040 --> 00:48:59,600
Speaker 1: should come on down to Dynasty. You can find the

802
00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:02,719
Speaker 1: it our schedule at Dynasty Typewriter dot com and we've

803
00:49:02,760 --> 00:49:05,160
Speaker 1: had great stuff. Last week Conan came. I mean it's

804
00:49:05,200 --> 00:49:08,880
Speaker 1: like dreaming and so do that and Instagram Dynasty Typewriter

805
00:49:09,200 --> 00:49:13,440
Speaker 1: not Conan O'Brien, but still it was a really nice guy. Yeah, Barbaria,

806
00:49:16,800 --> 00:49:19,279
Speaker 1: Joey Grey, What do you got for? Bears apply at

807
00:49:19,320 --> 00:49:21,720
Speaker 1: the West Side Comedy Theaters every second and fourth Wednesday

808
00:49:21,760 --> 00:49:25,240
Speaker 1: at nine o'clock and then in conversation with music at

809
00:49:25,280 --> 00:49:28,600
Speaker 1: the DYNT. You did a show at the Dynasty Typewriter.

810
00:49:28,719 --> 00:49:31,240
Speaker 1: Did you not killed it? I heard it was sold

811
00:49:31,280 --> 00:49:33,760
Speaker 1: out and hilarious, So you'll be going back soon perhaps.

812
00:49:33,960 --> 00:49:38,160
Speaker 1: Greig Kakowski at Kaikowski on Twitter, at Craigslist Peak Cast

813
00:49:38,360 --> 00:49:42,520
Speaker 1: for my movie podcast at Orange Tuck's Improv for my

814
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Speaker 1: improv Endeavors improv. It's not related to improvisation, Chris Alvarada.

815
00:49:52,000 --> 00:49:55,600
Speaker 1: I don't think I've once mentioned my improv team Heyday.

816
00:49:55,719 --> 00:49:58,000
Speaker 1: Let's do that now, Yeah, yeah, yeah, Hey Day as

817
00:49:58,000 --> 00:50:00,480
Speaker 1: a great team. And what with the closure of IO

818
00:50:00,680 --> 00:50:02,319
Speaker 1: and all, we've been doing a lot of shows all

819
00:50:02,400 --> 00:50:04,920
Speaker 1: over the city, including finding a home at the Second

820
00:50:04,960 --> 00:50:07,200
Speaker 1: City and at the West Side Comedy Theater. So I

821
00:50:07,239 --> 00:50:10,080
Speaker 1: don't know, check out Hey Day Improv somewhere. All right,

822
00:50:10,120 --> 00:50:12,200
Speaker 1: look at those calendars the west Side Comedy dot com

823
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Speaker 1: and uh you said Second City, that's right? Oh great,

824
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Speaker 1: all right. I want to thank our engineer, Doug Baam,

825
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Speaker 1: Doug Bam, everybody, yes, and duty and the fine folks

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Speaker 1: and how stuff works. What are you up to, Kevin?

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Speaker 1: I don't see how that's your business until next time.

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Speaker 1: Uh say bye bye everybody, Bye bye. Tw