WEBVTT - Bowl Chat - New Studio, New Drama 0:00:00.560 --> 0:00:02.480 Hi guys, I'm right yep. 0:00:05.320 --> 0:00:05.960 What's going on? 0:00:06.680 --> 0:00:09.400 Maybe we should call it like couch chat. 0:00:09.880 --> 0:00:13.400 Yeah, well this one could be a couch chat. Welcome 0:00:13.440 --> 0:00:17.840 guys to the new way that we're recording bull Chat. 0:00:18.120 --> 0:00:21.599 Yeah. Today is Wednesday, December twenty first. Yeah, a couple 0:00:21.640 --> 0:00:23.400 of days before Christmas, A couple of days. Got a 0:00:23.440 --> 0:00:25.560 big plans. I'm going to. 0:00:26.480 --> 0:00:30.800 Florida, Oh on the twenty. 0:00:30.480 --> 0:00:32.959 Fifth flying drive. What you're going on Christmas Day? 0:00:33.000 --> 0:00:34.879 Yeah, we go at night time. I wasn't gonna go, 0:00:35.000 --> 0:00:36.800 and then I saw the flights the next day and 0:00:36.800 --> 0:00:38.879 they were so much more expensive, and I thought to 0:00:38.920 --> 0:00:42.599 myself self, why am I leaving at you know, six 0:00:42.640 --> 0:00:44.080 o'clock in the morning when I could just leave at 0:00:44.080 --> 0:00:46.320 eight twenty And the flight turned out to be pretty 0:00:46.360 --> 0:00:47.760 cheap because I had a flight credit I didn't know 0:00:47.800 --> 0:00:48.319 I had to use. 0:00:48.400 --> 0:00:53.360 You just totally did an a Gloria thing self self. Yeah. Wow, 0:00:53.479 --> 0:00:57.080 that loud, But I'm choking on coconut cereal. And you 0:00:57.120 --> 0:00:59.640 can listen to that podcast on January second. 0:00:59.720 --> 0:01:03.840 Yeah, well, welcome to the new Serial Killers studio. 0:01:04.240 --> 0:01:05.000 There's casual. 0:01:05.319 --> 0:01:06.520 Yeah, this is very casual. 0:01:06.600 --> 0:01:08.880 This is actually not the studio we're doing this from 0:01:08.920 --> 0:01:11.319 the green room down the hall. We haven't figured out 0:01:11.319 --> 0:01:13.280 what we want to do yet because we don't really 0:01:13.319 --> 0:01:13.880 have the space. 0:01:14.000 --> 0:01:14.920 Yeah. 0:01:14.959 --> 0:01:18.360 Like, the new studio that I'm in is really narrow, 0:01:18.600 --> 0:01:21.119 very small, very small, very small. There's not even any 0:01:21.200 --> 0:01:23.720 room for you. Yeah, they were supposed to build Andy 0:01:23.760 --> 0:01:25.640 a little desk in there, but that never happened. 0:01:25.720 --> 0:01:26.840 No desk, budget cuts. 0:01:27.200 --> 0:01:31.000 Yeah, So seriously, it's like, can we just take this 0:01:31.200 --> 0:01:31.920 table in here? 0:01:32.000 --> 0:01:33.560 Honestly, it would fit. 0:01:33.680 --> 0:01:35.880 And it would look great. Yeah, it actually would. Why 0:01:35.880 --> 0:01:39.160 do we do it? They won't know, And why do 0:01:39.240 --> 0:01:40.680 they need that in here? Anyway? This is just green 0:01:40.720 --> 0:01:43.480 room people, they don't need that. Yeah, should we drag 0:01:43.520 --> 0:01:45.039 it in? I mean, I don't see why not. 0:01:45.080 --> 0:01:47.320 We'll last, Jeff after this, Jeff, I mean the fact 0:01:47.360 --> 0:01:50.720 that that there's a table that literally fits perfectly, and 0:01:50.760 --> 0:01:53.919 it was said that there is no room this table 0:01:54.040 --> 0:01:54.560 is in here. 0:01:54.720 --> 0:01:56.320 Well that's just not It just won't be a built 0:01:56.320 --> 0:01:56.840 in that's all. 0:01:56.920 --> 0:01:59.880 This room is also bigger than your studio. 0:02:00.080 --> 0:02:01.560 This room is bigger than my studio. 0:02:01.640 --> 0:02:02.200 That's crazy. 0:02:02.240 --> 0:02:05.080 But it's so just plain and white and cookie cutter. Yeah, 0:02:05.160 --> 0:02:07.480 there's no like are they hanging anything on this wall, 0:02:07.560 --> 0:02:10.080 I don't think. So there's no personality and there's a TV. 0:02:11.320 --> 0:02:11.880 Does it work? 0:02:12.280 --> 0:02:13.600 No, not yet. 0:02:14.080 --> 0:02:15.760 There's still some open ceiling tiles. 0:02:16.480 --> 0:02:21.320 Yeah, huh, it feels very white. Well, we'll make it 0:02:21.360 --> 0:02:23.920 our own. Yeah, so throw milk all over it. 0:02:24.080 --> 0:02:25.959 No, you wouldn't see it. It would just smell. 0:02:26.160 --> 0:02:29.480 Yeah, that's true, right, Yeah, that wouldn't be fun. Well, welcome. 0:02:29.639 --> 0:02:31.480 And I said this before and you'll hear it on 0:02:31.600 --> 0:02:37.040 the January second episode. This doesn't feel very us. No, 0:02:37.200 --> 0:02:41.600 it almost feels like we got a studio and now 0:02:41.600 --> 0:02:43.880 we're going to talk like finance or something. 0:02:44.440 --> 0:02:46.200 Well, we're gonna have to like come into our own, 0:02:46.280 --> 0:02:49.080 as they say, just kind of make this our own somehow. 0:02:49.400 --> 0:02:51.200 I don't know. Well, whatever it is. So, are you 0:02:51.200 --> 0:02:53.040 ready for the big day? Sata coming down your chimney? 0:02:53.120 --> 0:02:55.239 I need to still do all my holiday shopping well, 0:02:55.480 --> 0:02:57.200 and I'm really really bad at it. 0:02:57.240 --> 0:02:59.240 I could be too long. Honic is still going on now, 0:02:59.280 --> 0:03:04.200 Tonight would be let's see if Sunday was the first night, Monday, second, Tuesday, third, 0:03:04.280 --> 0:03:07.679 so tonight's the fourth night of Hanukah. Nice Cooper is 0:03:07.680 --> 0:03:10.680 still little where she wants a present every night Wow. Yeah. 0:03:10.720 --> 0:03:14.480 So well her and actually got all like the stuff 0:03:14.520 --> 0:03:17.240 that they wanted, wanted the big, the big ish stuff 0:03:17.639 --> 0:03:20.600 Sunday night. So for Cooper, I just wrapped. She had 0:03:20.600 --> 0:03:22.640 a list of crap that she wanted, so I bought 0:03:22.639 --> 0:03:24.880 a bunch of little crap and she'll just get one 0:03:24.919 --> 0:03:27.920 little crap each night. That's all nice, yeah, because then 0:03:27.960 --> 0:03:29.919 they still do Christmas also, and they'll have the stockings 0:03:29.919 --> 0:03:31.640 and the presence and the tree and all that stuff. 0:03:31.919 --> 0:03:34.680 I learned all about the stockings all over the weekend. 0:03:34.720 --> 0:03:35.560 Is there a reason for them? 0:03:35.640 --> 0:03:38.880 Yeah, Well, it's from a movie The Santa The Day 0:03:38.920 --> 0:03:40.360 Santa Came to Town or something. 0:03:40.640 --> 0:03:44.440 Okay, and a long time ago, I guess black and white. 0:03:44.840 --> 0:03:47.120 No, it's like, you know the claymation movies, like the 0:03:47.160 --> 0:03:49.600 same one that like Rootolph in sure the sixties. So 0:03:49.640 --> 0:03:51.720 there's one called like the Day Santa Came to Town 0:03:51.840 --> 0:03:55.160 or something. And Tommy and his wife were over this weekend. 0:03:55.280 --> 0:03:57.560 Tommy and Gina, Oh, the one from the Docks, Yeah, 0:03:57.720 --> 0:04:00.240 got it. So they were over this weekend and we 0:04:00.240 --> 0:04:03.480 were watching and Tommy went into a whole explanation about 0:04:03.520 --> 0:04:08.160 how Chris Kringle was an orphan left in a magical village. 0:04:08.200 --> 0:04:10.800 Well it wasn't magical. And then Santa is like an 0:04:10.800 --> 0:04:11.840 outlaw of some sort. 0:04:12.080 --> 0:04:13.880 Wait, so Chris Kringle is not Santa. 0:04:14.200 --> 0:04:17.240 No, and so then what wound up happening is they 0:04:17.400 --> 0:04:21.560 started mister Burger. Meister meister Berger outlawed Christmas essentially, and 0:04:21.600 --> 0:04:23.680 he would have like police that would take away your presence. 0:04:23.839 --> 0:04:27.120 So that's why they started putting things in stockings because 0:04:27.520 --> 0:04:29.400 then they wouldn't notice it. 0:04:30.000 --> 0:04:35.440 So interesting, that's pretty cool. I had Newman asked me 0:04:35.480 --> 0:04:37.760 to mention his podcast that he's working on. Do you 0:04:37.839 --> 0:04:39.440 remember what it is? Because he texted me and I 0:04:39.440 --> 0:04:40.040 don't see it? 0:04:40.880 --> 0:04:41.120 Cool? 0:04:41.240 --> 0:04:45.279 It was Newman's Christmas thing thing. He has a Christmas podcast. 0:04:45.360 --> 0:04:47.440 Oh yeah, he mentioned it. Oh was it in the 0:04:47.440 --> 0:04:49.440 group one? Yeah, because I'm looking at the one between 0:04:49.520 --> 0:04:51.920 him and me. Oh oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know 0:04:52.000 --> 0:04:53.920 you texted all the time. Yeah. Sometimes we have to 0:04:53.960 --> 0:04:55.600 do separately because we don't want you a part of it. 0:04:55.640 --> 0:04:58.200 Oh okay, he texts me separately too, That's fine. Has 0:04:58.200 --> 0:05:00.440 that sound Tinsel tunes go to Tinsel two tunes dot 0:05:00.520 --> 0:05:03.599 com Christmas stuff tinsltunes dot com. That's our our Buddy 0:05:03.640 --> 0:05:07.560 Newman Other Scott's podcast. Yeah, go check that out because 0:05:07.560 --> 0:05:10.320 he's a good dude. Tinsel tunes dot Com the Christmas 0:05:10.440 --> 0:05:13.559 Music Podcast. Nice. So as you're wrapping some last minute stuff, 0:05:13.600 --> 0:05:14.240 go check that out. 0:05:14.279 --> 0:05:15.839 I still need to figure out what I'm buying. 0:05:15.920 --> 0:05:18.280 I'm just oh, I know what you can buy because 0:05:18.279 --> 0:05:21.440 they still advertise and I don't really understand why the clapper. 0:05:21.839 --> 0:05:24.640 I don't understand why they're still trying to sell the clapper. 0:05:24.839 --> 0:05:28.200 You know what that is? Clap on, clap off, clap 0:05:28.440 --> 0:05:32.560 clap off the clapper. Yeah, but your phone does all 0:05:32.560 --> 0:05:34.880 that stuff. Now, why are you putting a clunky, plastic 0:05:34.880 --> 0:05:36.840 piece of crap in the wall well and plugging a 0:05:36.960 --> 0:05:37.640 lamp into it? 0:05:37.720 --> 0:05:40.560 Haven't you ever? Actually, didn't you see the big article 0:05:40.600 --> 0:05:43.919 that came out that said that like the rate of 0:05:43.960 --> 0:05:48.440 people who use Alexa's huh is going down exponentially. Really Yeah, 0:05:48.600 --> 0:05:50.400 it's like did not catch on like they thought it would. 0:05:50.480 --> 0:05:52.720 Well, see, I don't I don't do Alexa turn on 0:05:52.800 --> 0:05:53.800 the lights. I don't do that. 0:05:53.880 --> 0:05:57.080 Well it became sorry also if your lights turned on, I. 0:05:57.120 --> 0:05:58.840 Just made everyone's electric pill go up. 0:05:58.960 --> 0:06:02.240 Sorry, No, it's they said it basically is like a 0:06:02.240 --> 0:06:04.680 dead end, no profit thing because think about it, once 0:06:04.760 --> 0:06:07.280 you buy one, outside of asking it for the weather, 0:06:07.839 --> 0:06:11.200 it doesn't have anything intelligent that it does. I think 0:06:11.200 --> 0:06:15.839 it's helpful for the weather and music and that listening 0:06:15.880 --> 0:06:18.440 to this podcast. And so it's only free services you're 0:06:18.520 --> 0:06:20.599 using it for. Hey, that's nothing that you're paying for it. 0:06:20.640 --> 0:06:23.599 Nobody's going up to it and saying, Alexa, I need 0:06:23.720 --> 0:06:26.960 six eggs, I need this exact brand and read it 0:06:26.960 --> 0:06:28.600 a grocery list. It doesn't know that yet. 0:06:28.720 --> 0:06:29.880 I thought it does that. I thought you can make 0:06:29.839 --> 0:06:31.720 an Amazon make Amazon orders through Alexa. 0:06:31.880 --> 0:06:35.520 Again you can, but am I saying please buy Cascadian 0:06:35.520 --> 0:06:39.880 Farms organic mixed berry cereal farm. Please buy me also 0:06:40.040 --> 0:06:43.000 a quart of milk please? Also, it doesn't work that 0:06:43.040 --> 0:06:43.479 way yet. 0:06:43.560 --> 0:06:45.640 Do you remember the little magic buttons or whatever like 0:06:45.680 --> 0:06:49.400 you need to? Yes, but without that was the stupidest thing. 0:06:49.440 --> 0:06:50.159 That wasn't great. 0:06:50.240 --> 0:06:51.919 Instead of the button, you could just go on Amazon 0:06:51.920 --> 0:06:53.799 and just get it real quick or go to the store. 0:06:54.000 --> 0:06:57.520 Well, they've proven that it's failing like big time. 0:06:57.560 --> 0:06:57.720 Now. 0:06:57.800 --> 0:07:01.240 Everyone bought one. It was great, but now it's kind 0:07:01.240 --> 0:07:03.279 of like outside of using it as an extra speaker, 0:07:03.320 --> 0:07:05.800 that you could talk to. It doesn't have anything else. 0:07:05.839 --> 0:07:08.279 I mean, she keeps me company sometimes. She told me 0:07:08.320 --> 0:07:09.280 that joke the other day. 0:07:09.640 --> 0:07:13.480 You that was Siri, same thing, No, very different. 0:07:13.520 --> 0:07:15.920 Do you remember what the joke was? What does a 0:07:15.960 --> 0:07:20.640 mouse eat for breakfast? Mice crispies? 0:07:21.520 --> 0:07:21.600 No? 0:07:22.160 --> 0:07:25.760 What does a cat eat for breakfast? Mice crispies? Damn it? 0:07:26.120 --> 0:07:28.600 Had I ruined that joke? Sious? I don't know if 0:07:28.720 --> 0:07:31.480 she butchered it. Well, you can also buy achia I 0:07:31.480 --> 0:07:32.880 can't believe they still advertise that thing. 0:07:32.960 --> 0:07:34.960 I would love a chia pet. I've never had a 0:07:35.000 --> 0:07:37.920 chia pet ever all these years. My aunt had one 0:07:37.920 --> 0:07:39.560 and we gave it to her for Christmas one year, 0:07:39.600 --> 0:07:42.160 but then it mysteriously went missing within a couple of weeks. 0:07:42.200 --> 0:07:44.000 They had a fat Albert chia pet when I was 0:07:44.040 --> 0:07:46.960 a kid, because they'll do like pop culture chiapet, right. 0:07:46.960 --> 0:07:48.480 There was a Yoda one that they're pushing now and 0:07:48.720 --> 0:07:51.160 baby Yoda. Yeah, and they have the bob Ross one 0:07:51.480 --> 0:07:53.280 because there was a bunch of them. But there was 0:07:53.280 --> 0:07:55.800 a fat Albert one. I didn't buy it, but I've 0:07:55.920 --> 0:07:58.080 never had one. It's just it's so interesting to me. 0:07:58.240 --> 0:07:59.640 Well, I have a whole bunch of plants in my 0:07:59.680 --> 0:08:02.080 apartment that are real, so I feel like a chia 0:08:02.120 --> 0:08:03.160 pet would not. 0:08:03.040 --> 0:08:05.080 Be Those are real. I mean they grow, I know, 0:08:05.160 --> 0:08:07.280 but it's like stupid. They've also got one for cats 0:08:07.280 --> 0:08:09.400 where they can actually eat it. I think it grows 0:08:09.400 --> 0:08:12.080 catnip or something catnip. You can you grow catnip? That's 0:08:12.080 --> 0:08:14.520 like need for cats, right, Yeah, it's some kind of 0:08:14.560 --> 0:08:16.400 cat grass that grows and they eat it and it's 0:08:16.400 --> 0:08:18.840 safe for them. Oh that's exciting. Yeah, maybe we should 0:08:18.840 --> 0:08:19.360 get a chiapet. 0:08:19.360 --> 0:08:22.120 Maybe we should get a cereal box a serial killer's bowl. 0:08:22.240 --> 0:08:27.760 Chat chia pet'll be fine, chi chi chia, that'd be great. Yeah. 0:08:27.920 --> 0:08:32.680 Well anyway, so uh yeah, so I have next week off. 0:08:32.960 --> 0:08:35.880 That's exciting. You're off this week and next week. Yeah. Yeah, well, 0:08:35.880 --> 0:08:39.160 thank you for coming in, no problem, you're off right now. Yeah. 0:08:39.200 --> 0:08:41.719 I just got off working the very first shift here 0:08:41.840 --> 0:08:45.160 at the brand new studios. You know it needs a 0:08:45.160 --> 0:08:45.800 few tweaks. 0:08:45.880 --> 0:08:48.040 Yeah, I mean you don't do well with change, which 0:08:48.080 --> 0:08:49.800 is you know, totally understandable. 0:08:49.880 --> 0:08:53.199 I'm already getting used to it. The very first hour, 0:08:53.840 --> 0:08:57.000 I was not okay with what's this? What's this? Why 0:08:57.080 --> 0:08:59.120 is that doing that? No, I know this can't be 0:08:59.240 --> 0:09:01.239 like this. But then after like seven. 0:09:01.000 --> 0:09:03.120 O'clock, I was like, Okay, I could do this. 0:09:03.120 --> 0:09:05.160 This is how things are, and a few things just 0:09:05.200 --> 0:09:09.040 need to be tweaked so they're proper, you know, because 0:09:09.040 --> 0:09:11.160 there's a lot going on here. There's six or seven 0:09:11.280 --> 0:09:14.000 radio stations in this building, and you know they're just 0:09:14.000 --> 0:09:16.080 trying to figure everything out, so we'll get it. 0:09:16.160 --> 0:09:19.000 I'm just surprised they chose white countertops for everything, Like 0:09:19.120 --> 0:09:22.080 white is the easiest thing to scuff up. Seriously, everything 0:09:22.160 --> 0:09:25.880 should be black for real. We're just like gray. 0:09:26.000 --> 0:09:29.040 Yes, gray is neutral? Yeah, like something gray earth tone 0:09:29.320 --> 0:09:32.040 or earth tone. Have we changed our picture yet? 0:09:32.200 --> 0:09:32.280 Now? 0:09:32.440 --> 0:09:35.680 See we got those great new publicity shots done. But 0:09:35.880 --> 0:09:38.760 I like the picture that we like our Twitter picture, 0:09:38.920 --> 0:09:40.760 our profile picture. I like that that was from the 0:09:40.840 --> 0:09:43.720 very first show. Yeah, we're sitting there with four Cereal boxes, 0:09:43.720 --> 0:09:46.120 most of them don't exist anymore. Yeah, and I think 0:09:46.120 --> 0:09:47.920 that was just a fun picture. I don't know. If 0:09:47.920 --> 0:09:50.000 I want to change it, then don't, but I did 0:09:50.080 --> 0:09:51.720 want to change it on Instagram. But I like the 0:09:51.760 --> 0:09:54.520 logo too. I don't know what to do. I'm so torn, 0:09:54.880 --> 0:09:58.240 Like Natalie and Brulia, Who I know who that is? 0:09:58.760 --> 0:10:01.880 You're all out of face. She likes my teeth too, 0:10:02.320 --> 0:10:04.240 you said I have venears, but I don't. No, I 0:10:04.280 --> 0:10:06.760 know you don't. She autographs of coconut. No, no, the 0:10:06.760 --> 0:10:09.640 way you just went. Yeah, she autographed some poster to 0:10:09.679 --> 0:10:12.160 me of her and it said, Scotty b you have 0:10:12.400 --> 0:10:15.120 very lovely teeth. Love Natalie and Brulia. 0:10:15.600 --> 0:10:19.520 Question, have you ever had ramen noodles? Yeah? Not like 0:10:19.600 --> 0:10:22.880 the pack of noodles like like att Yeah, No, we 0:10:22.920 --> 0:10:24.679 gotta go across the street and go to Wagamama. 0:10:24.800 --> 0:10:26.840 Isn't it just noodles? No, it's so good. 0:10:26.880 --> 0:10:29.360 You could pick your broth, you pick the noodles. We 0:10:29.360 --> 0:10:31.760 should go, I'll go right now, let's do it. 0:10:32.280 --> 0:10:34.480 We can go after this. Oh, we go for lunch today. 0:10:34.960 --> 0:10:37.200 I can't stay here. Here we go, I can't stay 0:10:37.200 --> 0:10:37.600 that long. 0:10:37.800 --> 0:10:39.600 Yeah, okay, So we'll make this like a nice thirty 0:10:39.600 --> 0:10:41.959 five minute episode. Okay, and then we'll go get ramen together. 0:10:42.400 --> 0:10:44.480 That's fine. But see when you say let's go get ramen, 0:10:44.520 --> 0:10:47.120 I think of Nissan in a cup. Yeah, and is 0:10:47.160 --> 0:10:49.840 that really all it is? Well? No, the thing is 0:10:50.040 --> 0:10:52.280 well yes, and no, is it really full of sodium 0:10:52.280 --> 0:10:54.520 like the cups are I have? I have a physical tomorrow. 0:10:54.559 --> 0:10:57.000 I have to be careful. I can't be bloated. Okay, Well, 0:10:57.040 --> 0:10:58.719 I don't know what to tell you. Man. Well, maybe 0:10:58.760 --> 0:11:00.760 I shouldn't have ramen. Then I think you'll be very 0:11:00.800 --> 0:11:02.960 salty lots of sodium. Well, I think you'll be fine. 0:11:03.000 --> 0:11:05.839 You retain water and I'll be heavier. Okay, right, isn't 0:11:05.880 --> 0:11:08.000 that how that works, Scott? I don't know. I gotta 0:11:08.040 --> 0:11:09.960 be careful. I think you'll be fine. It is. I 0:11:10.120 --> 0:11:13.160 have to fool the doctor, Andrew. Isn't that what everybody does? 0:11:13.600 --> 0:11:15.840 You fool the doctor. Okay, then you eat like crap 0:11:15.880 --> 0:11:16.360 the next day? 0:11:16.480 --> 0:11:18.440 Do you know I passed my physical? Well, how could 0:11:18.440 --> 0:11:19.840 you get my life insurance policy? 0:11:19.880 --> 0:11:22.839 But you can't fail it. They just charge for more. Well, 0:11:22.920 --> 0:11:24.960 they're not going to charge me more, Okay, with I 0:11:25.000 --> 0:11:27.840 did it? Oh? Is it my phone? Is it mine? Well? 0:11:27.880 --> 0:11:30.920 My phone just rang. I didn't hear it though, miss 0:11:30.920 --> 0:11:33.959 called two one four? What is that Texas? Maybe? Where's 0:11:33.960 --> 0:11:36.320 two and four? Two one four? I think that's yeah, 0:11:36.360 --> 0:11:39.880 Texas plays. I know I'm weird like that. I know 0:11:40.040 --> 0:11:43.960 area codes, I know zip codes. It's so strange, you know, 0:11:44.040 --> 0:11:46.920 Like what, I used to work on a radio station 0:11:46.960 --> 0:11:49.200 on Long Island, and I used to ship everything out, 0:11:49.600 --> 0:11:52.480 so I memorize like every single zip code on Long Island, 0:11:52.480 --> 0:11:54.079 so I still know a lot of them. And I 0:11:54.160 --> 0:11:56.960 used to remember every single exit on the lie, like 0:11:57.000 --> 0:11:59.160 what because I did the traffic in the morning, so 0:11:59.160 --> 0:12:00.280 I had to know what exit it was. 0:12:00.320 --> 0:12:02.520 What I think I'm gonna come up with a new 0:12:02.520 --> 0:12:04.560 podcast that I think would be fun. I went to 0:12:04.600 --> 0:12:10.880 a tailgate yesterday party. Well yeah, football game, yeah at MetLife. Yeah, 0:12:10.920 --> 0:12:12.160 who was playing the Jets? 0:12:12.200 --> 0:12:12.640 They lost? 0:12:12.760 --> 0:12:15.080 Yeah they did, okay, But I think I've come up 0:12:15.120 --> 0:12:17.440 with a new idea. All right, and you could be 0:12:17.440 --> 0:12:18.920 in on a couple of episodes with me. 0:12:18.960 --> 0:12:20.840 These jeans are dirty. I'm gonna call it. 0:12:23.080 --> 0:12:27.480 WTF for sports and will chat about what we think 0:12:27.559 --> 0:12:29.400 is a play. Like I'm gonna look up right now, 0:12:29.840 --> 0:12:32.080 you're talking to the wrong guy. That's exactly the point. 0:12:32.080 --> 0:12:34.240 That's why it's called WTF is sports because I'm pretty 0:12:34.280 --> 0:12:37.560 sure I just blitzed you see exactly, Like let's do 0:12:37.720 --> 0:12:40.280 like I don't even know what that ball play is? 0:12:40.040 --> 0:12:42.680 It is it set? Like like do other guys get 0:12:42.720 --> 0:12:44.880 mad like I'm a giant loser because I don't know 0:12:45.360 --> 0:12:46.120 football stuff. 0:12:46.160 --> 0:12:48.920 Like I don't know football stuff. I've never I don't 0:12:48.920 --> 0:12:51.040 know really basketball stuff either. I mean, I know what 0:12:51.080 --> 0:12:52.800 the objective is, but in football, I don't even know 0:12:52.800 --> 0:12:55.720 what the objective is. Yes, get a touchdown, but all 0:12:55.720 --> 0:12:57.960 the stuff that happens up until that point, I have 0:12:58.080 --> 0:12:59.559 no idea what's going on that. I just know that 0:12:59.600 --> 0:13:02.160 they stopped to play so much and it's just obnoxious. 0:13:02.320 --> 0:13:05.800 Let's see they throw yellow flags. His seven receiving touchdowns 0:13:05.840 --> 0:13:08.520 are also more than any of the Packers rookie in 0:13:08.559 --> 0:13:11.240 the common Draft era, and Randy Moss is the only 0:13:11.320 --> 0:13:14.720 rookie in league history to have more in a four 0:13:14.800 --> 0:13:15.560 game span. 0:13:15.840 --> 0:13:17.280 Tom Brady, I'm. 0:13:17.120 --> 0:13:19.240 Literally I don't know what any of that means. So 0:13:19.280 --> 0:13:21.400 the fun part would be we just chat about something 0:13:21.440 --> 0:13:23.760 with sports and then we'd call an expert or have 0:13:23.840 --> 0:13:25.560 an expert pop up on a zoom and then they 0:13:25.559 --> 0:13:26.520 would explain it to us. 0:13:26.600 --> 0:13:28.560 So we just looked like complete idiots for five minutes 0:13:28.600 --> 0:13:29.480 and then we figure it out. 0:13:29.640 --> 0:13:32.080 Yeah, somebody explains to us and breaks down the sport. 0:13:32.400 --> 0:13:36.079 Because I feel like there needs to be a sports 0:13:36.120 --> 0:13:39.920 for dummies, and I think I could really champion that. 0:13:40.160 --> 0:13:42.240 I don't know a lot about it, but I'd like 0:13:42.320 --> 0:13:42.920 to know more. 0:13:43.080 --> 0:13:46.679 Every single comment on our post would be give back 0:13:46.720 --> 0:13:48.880 your man card, everyone thinks. 0:13:48.880 --> 0:13:51.520 So ye at this point, if you're really gonna gate 0:13:51.640 --> 0:13:54.000 keep sports, you got bigger issues, man. 0:13:54.120 --> 0:13:55.800 I was never a sports guy. I never had a 0:13:55.880 --> 0:13:58.520 rush home to watch a game. Mix. Look, every once 0:13:58.559 --> 0:14:00.800 in a while when a New York team is in 0:14:00.840 --> 0:14:03.120 a big game like a Super Bowl or a World 0:14:03.160 --> 0:14:05.440 Series or something like that, I'll watch it. 0:14:05.520 --> 0:14:08.320 I always have fun going to games, Like going to 0:14:08.360 --> 0:14:09.520 a baseball game, is you like? 0:14:09.600 --> 0:14:11.560 Fine? Like I'd love to go to a soccer game. 0:14:11.880 --> 0:14:14.080 That would be super fun. Atmosphere is like, I like 0:14:14.400 --> 0:14:16.960 as nice? I like going to stadium. Yep, I've never 0:14:17.000 --> 0:14:18.040 been to a basketball game. 0:14:18.160 --> 0:14:20.960 Oh haflo games are fun? Ever, Yeah, I had. 0:14:20.880 --> 0:14:23.040 The squeaking of the sneakers kind of drives me nuts, 0:14:23.480 --> 0:14:27.120 you know, on the floor. Yeah that my friend Scott 0:14:27.120 --> 0:14:28.880 took me to a Jets game one time. 0:14:28.920 --> 0:14:29.160 Fine. 0:14:29.200 --> 0:14:32.320 So it was freezing freaking cold yesterday. 0:14:31.760 --> 0:14:35.440 At this tailgate yesterday, like sub zero temperatures. I felt 0:14:35.440 --> 0:14:37.560 like I was in the damn Arctic tundra, but I 0:14:37.640 --> 0:14:40.560 was so cold. And then someone came around with hats 0:14:40.600 --> 0:14:42.400 and gloves to buy, and they. 0:14:42.240 --> 0:14:43.040 Wanted thirty bucks. 0:14:43.080 --> 0:14:45.040 Uh huh, you know what I said, I only have twenty. 0:14:45.200 --> 0:14:48.200 I didn't, but I got it. See hat and gloves 0:14:48.200 --> 0:14:48.720 twenty bucks. 0:14:48.760 --> 0:14:49.560 That's called haggling. 0:14:49.960 --> 0:14:52.440 It was so and they wanted a free beer, but 0:14:52.480 --> 0:14:54.280 it wasn't my tailgate. So I just took someone's beer 0:14:54.280 --> 0:14:54.920 and I gave it to them. 0:14:55.000 --> 0:14:57.600 Love it. That's pretty much all you do at games 0:14:57.840 --> 0:14:59.920 is eat and drink, eat and drink. 0:15:00.080 --> 0:15:02.880 Yeah, people were there from eight am. They were mad 0:15:02.920 --> 0:15:05.240 that we got there at like tennis. I'm like, I'm 0:15:05.280 --> 0:15:08.640 not shotgunning a beer. A shotgunning beers is a lot. 0:15:08.960 --> 0:15:11.400 It's also very college's, very high school. It's a lot 0:15:11.440 --> 0:15:15.040 a lot. Yeah, Like, did you do a Kegstan in 0:15:15.120 --> 0:15:16.320 field three? No? 0:15:16.400 --> 0:15:19.280 But I can do a Kegstan? However, what I can? 0:15:19.840 --> 0:15:20.840 I'm good at keckstands. 0:15:22.000 --> 0:15:24.000 I don't think I ever did one of those. I 0:15:24.040 --> 0:15:26.320 watched people get held upside down at high school parties. 0:15:26.360 --> 0:15:28.920 I can, we can do one. No, you would know 0:15:29.040 --> 0:15:31.000 you'd probably not be great at it. 0:15:31.080 --> 0:15:33.440 No, I'd throw up. You'd probably be like, ah, so 0:15:33.960 --> 0:15:37.000 look what avity, it's what do you do? Just drink, drink, 0:15:37.040 --> 0:15:37.600 drinks and drink. 0:15:37.640 --> 0:15:38.680 Yeah, you just keep chugging. 0:15:38.720 --> 0:15:39.320 I can't chug. 0:15:39.440 --> 0:15:40.200 You can't chug it all. 0:15:40.320 --> 0:15:40.920 I'm a sipper. 0:15:41.080 --> 0:15:43.000 I can chug. No, I'm good at chucking. 0:15:43.280 --> 0:15:45.640 It takes me probably about thirty minutes to drink a beer. 0:15:46.320 --> 0:15:49.800 Cool maybe twenty dot. You don't chug. I do not chug. 0:15:49.840 --> 0:15:51.440 I've never I can't chug. I'll throw up. 0:15:51.520 --> 0:15:54.000 Interesting, Well, anyway, the shotgun, I. 0:15:54.000 --> 0:15:56.200 Can't even chug like iced tea. It's just I can't chug. 0:15:56.560 --> 0:15:59.200 It's not that it's the alcohol. Yeah, I can't do 0:15:59.280 --> 0:16:02.120 like like to do on TV. I can't do it 0:16:02.680 --> 0:16:03.400 even with water. 0:16:04.240 --> 0:16:09.640 Well, okay, I don't like this couch. Yeah there's really 0:16:09.640 --> 0:16:10.320 no back support. 0:16:10.360 --> 0:16:11.440 You can't sleep on this either. 0:16:11.840 --> 0:16:14.360 No. See that's what we really needed in this place, 0:16:14.440 --> 0:16:19.200 is renting pods. Anyway, So did I do a shotgun eventually? 0:16:19.320 --> 0:16:19.560 Yes? 0:16:20.080 --> 0:16:22.120 But I did like the end of a can, so 0:16:22.160 --> 0:16:25.240 it really wasn't too bad. But yeah, I just don't 0:16:25.240 --> 0:16:28.320 want to do it anymore. Like I'm doing dry January. 0:16:28.320 --> 0:16:29.240 You graduated from that. 0:16:29.240 --> 0:16:30.920 You shouldn't dry January. It's happening. 0:16:30.920 --> 0:16:33.120 Oh yeah, I'm so excited. I don't understand that if 0:16:33.120 --> 0:16:34.840