Speaker 1: Hey, I have a question for you because you've got
Speaker 1: oh what are they called? Children, and so your whole
Speaker 1: family gets together, I imagine because you're a family vacations
Speaker 1: I also know are and traveling is very important to you.
Speaker 2: Mm hmm.
Speaker 1: Can you remember what your worst family vacation is, either
Speaker 1: with your children or when you were a child.
Speaker 2: You have one that sticks out?
Speaker 3: Well, I actually at this point don't really do vacations
Speaker 3: with my children.
Speaker 2: Yet, okay, because they're too young.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's just it's like going on a planet.
Speaker 3: Will go to go see family, but I'm not going
Speaker 3: to go try to do a pool vacation or you know,
Speaker 3: something like like a destined nation type situation, right because
Speaker 3: one they obviouslyn't really going to necessarily remember it. But
Speaker 3: it's also not relaxing for moms to do such thing
Speaker 3: is basically living a mom life, just in a different place. Okay,
Speaker 3: so the amount of bags you have to take, yeah,
Speaker 3: the mountains, So it's kind of it doesn't really make
Speaker 3: sense at this point because they're not independent enough to
Speaker 3: do a lot of stuff on their own. But for me,
Speaker 3: we had a Fourth of July kind of tradition that
Speaker 3: we would go up to Tahoe and do a cabin
Speaker 3: with a bunch of different family like family friends, lots
Speaker 3: of kids, lots of families, fireworks on the lake, you
Speaker 3: know that kind of stuff. So that I think would
Speaker 3: be one of the best vacations I could think of.
Speaker 3: And then older my family wanted to go on a
Speaker 3: vacation and it was me and my mom and dad
Speaker 3: and my sister Star and her girlfriend, and I was like,
Speaker 3: I will go, but I don't. They were getting like
Speaker 3: kind of a one of those big hotel rooms where
Speaker 3: there was moremultiple p I was like, I need like
Speaker 3: my own room completely, like I ye, okay.
Speaker 2: So at that point I was you're not a sharer. No.
Speaker 3: At that point, I was twenty four, and I was
Speaker 3: just like, I'm not sleeping on the couch. You guys
Speaker 3: are crazy, So I'll get my own room. It's cool,
Speaker 3: no big deal.
Speaker 2: Nice.
Speaker 4: So that that's kind of it, I guess.
Speaker 3: I mean, we went on vacations, We always did Hawaii.
Speaker 3: I loved Hawaii. Watching this movie really brought a lot.
Speaker 1: Of that Sheeese You and You and Danielle Fischels that
Speaker 1: did like yearly Hawaii. But that's what you get when
Speaker 1: you're on the West coast and the East coast. You
Speaker 1: never thought to go to Hawaii?
Speaker 3: Right, where would you? Where was your guys destination? That
Speaker 3: would be kind of like a whole lot of Florida.
Speaker 1: Every way to Santaba Island in Florida every year for comes. Okay,
Speaker 1: And we went to the Bahamas once and we went
Speaker 1: to Bermuda once, so those were like, woh, those kind
Speaker 1: of desinaies.
Speaker 4: The Bahamas is not too bad, my friend.
Speaker 1: It was Okay, it was. I don't remember that trip
Speaker 1: particularly well. Bermuda I liked. I remember because I remember
Speaker 1: the pink sand beaches and there's great arcade. That's all
Speaker 1: I cared about. And my brother played dragons Layer every day.
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, there you go.
Speaker 1: Welcome back to Magical Rewind, the show that makes you
Speaker 1: want to grab your friends, your pjs and your popcorn
Speaker 1: and go back to a time when all the houses
Speaker 1: were smart, the waves, tsunamis and the high school's musical.
Speaker 4: I'm Will for Dell and I'm Sabrina Brian.
Speaker 1: Okay, y'all, let's get ready for an all expenses paid
Speaker 1: trip to the beautiful remote island of Mandolino. Yes, because
Speaker 1: we're reviewing the two thousand and three d com spawned
Speaker 1: from a Disney Channel.
Speaker 2: TV show, The Even Stevens Movie. That's Right. This movie
Speaker 2: acted as a series.
Speaker 1: Finale for a very popular Disney Channel comedy called wait
Speaker 1: for It, Even Stevens that ran from two thousand to
Speaker 1: two thousand and three, chronicling the life of the Stevens
Speaker 1: family in Sacramento, California, with a focus on the two
Speaker 1: younger children, Reren and Lewis, whose clashing personalities made for
Speaker 1: humorous situations. And a very nice part of this movie
Speaker 1: is you can watch it without any prior knowledge of
Speaker 1: the show. I can attest to that because as much
Speaker 1: as I am friends with one of the actors in
Speaker 1: the show.
Speaker 2: I had never actually seen it before.
Speaker 1: But having seen the show definitely helps with understanding some
Speaker 1: of the cameos.
Speaker 2: But I figured it out.
Speaker 1: But it's not necessary to know everything from the Even
Speaker 1: Stevens universe to.
Speaker 2: Enjoy it now.
Speaker 1: Even Stevens is mostly discussed nowadays as the breakout role
Speaker 1: for a very young Shilah buff which we will get
Speaker 1: to later.
Speaker 2: But this film is the.
Speaker 1: End of a sixty five episode run for the show,
Speaker 1: which at the time was the longest a Disney Channel
Speaker 1: show could go see. Shows were canceled after sixty five episodes,
Speaker 1: so that four separate Disney Channel shows could be broadcast
Speaker 1: during the week. Over the course of a calendar year,
Speaker 1: each quarter, four new shows would air new episodes and reruns.
Speaker 1: During a season quarter of thirteen weeks, so by the
Speaker 1: end of the quarter, sixty five episodes will have aired.
Speaker 1: I don't like math any more than you do, but
Speaker 1: I swear if you put it out and you do
Speaker 1: it with your toes and fingers and numbers, actually they.
Speaker 2: Play out at this they do, they do.
Speaker 1: This rule would also allow the studio to avoid costly
Speaker 1: executive producer and talent bumps in salary, which is e
Speaker 1: convenient for them. So even the most successful shows would
Speaker 1: be done at three seasons, and then they'd utilize reruns
Speaker 1: to keep them in rotation. There were only two shows
Speaker 1: of that era that broke the sixty five episode rule.
Speaker 1: That's so Raven is one of them, and the first
Speaker 1: one that had it happen a little show called Kim Possible. Yes,
Speaker 1: we got a fourth season Kim Possible, and it was
Speaker 1: before really the Internet kicked in. This was all done
Speaker 1: by word of mouth and people writing to the channel,
Speaker 1: physically writing letters to the channel. We ended up getting
Speaker 1: a fourth season.
Speaker 2: Of Kim Possible. It was a ton of fun.
Speaker 1: The rule has since gone away with Wizards of Waverley Place,
Speaker 1: Phineas and Ferb and Raven's Home all above one hundred
Speaker 1: each to name a few, but it is fun to
Speaker 1: see the reasoning behind these movies back in the day.
Speaker 1: So this was again just to wrap up the entire series.
Speaker 1: Instead of giving them another season to wrap it up,
Speaker 1: they said, hey, we'll give you a ninety minute movie
Speaker 1: or so there or thereabout, and you can wrap up
Speaker 1: everything that people have been watching.
Speaker 2: This show was.
Speaker 1: Also a Daytime Emmy winner for Outstanding Performer in a
Speaker 1: Children's Series in two thousand and three for Shia's work
Speaker 1: of the show well deserved.
Speaker 2: You saw what he was capable of.
Speaker 1: He is I was a child actor and I would
Speaker 1: have killed to have a quarter of this kid's talent.
Speaker 2: He was great. Okay, back to the movie.
Speaker 1: It aired on June thirteenth, two thousand and three, to
Speaker 1: a very impressive five point one million viewers, making it
Speaker 1: the most watched program on cable that night. It would
Speaker 1: also get a DVD release and a VHS release look
Speaker 1: up with both Those are kids in June two thousand
Speaker 1: and five and is now currently stream of both. There's
Speaker 1: a word you Know on Disney Plus, so go and
Speaker 1: watch it now, or listeners before you do, or go
Speaker 1: bake and apple pie instead. Those are your magical rewind options. Okay, Sabrina.
Speaker 1: Two questions here. First, did you watch Even Stevens the show?
Speaker 4: I did?
Speaker 3: Wasn't a faithful fan Stevens ste Well, I will have
Speaker 3: to admit. Did love Shilah buff loved Christy Carlson Romano.
Speaker 3: I thought she was so fun. She her role seemed
Speaker 3: like a dream role, you know, so fun. So yes,
Speaker 3: kind of just very excited to see where they were
Speaker 3: gonna take these characters.
Speaker 2: Had you seen the movie before? I had not?
Speaker 3: That guy that I had not, which is crazy because
Speaker 3: I'm looking at aired June thirteen, two thousand and three.
Speaker 3: This is literally two months before the first Cheetah Girls movie.
Speaker 3: And like I said, while I was in the channel,
Speaker 3: I was really watching everything that they were out, So
Speaker 3: it was weird that I didn't catch this one.
Speaker 4: Very very interesting to me.
Speaker 1: They slipped on pasture they did. Hey, do you want
Speaker 1: to ask me if i'd ever seen this movie.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna say, you have this one, the DVD and
Speaker 3: the VHS of this I.
Speaker 2: Do, sure, I do.
Speaker 1: This is there next to my full size Christy Carlson
Speaker 1: Romano standy yes, and my Christy Carlson Romano poster.
Speaker 4: She is in the back corner there.
Speaker 1: Sir, I have it over there. Funny thing is never
Speaker 1: seen this movie. Obviously heard of it because I'd heard
Speaker 1: of the Even Stephen Show, because Christy and.
Speaker 4: I are from you had not seen the show, which
Speaker 4: just is crazy to me.
Speaker 1: And that, but it also shows how well this movie
Speaker 1: was written because having not seen the show at all,
Speaker 1: I knew got the characters right away, was in with
Speaker 1: the family right away, got the side characters right away, totally.
Speaker 1: It was really done very well as a standalone, which
Speaker 1: I'm glad. Yeah, where it wasn't like you didn't start
Speaker 1: mid you know, mid scene where it's like, oh geez,
Speaker 1: what the heck's going on?
Speaker 5: Which is good.
Speaker 1: So before we go dropping spaghetti from a beach ball
Speaker 1: onto our school principle, why don't we get into the
Speaker 1: synopsis here when Rahn Lewis and the entire Stephens family
Speaker 1: are sent on a dream vacation. They must battle ferocious squirrels,
Speaker 1: angry datives, and each other to live through a real
Speaker 1: adventure of a lifetime. I think it's also safe to
Speaker 1: say this movie was heavily inspired by both nineteen ninety
Speaker 1: eight Truman Show, which you can see, and also the
Speaker 1: rise of reality TV shows like Survivor.
Speaker 2: Early thoughts, what'd you think of the movie?
Speaker 3: Well, the very early thoughts. When I'm looking at all
Speaker 3: these gadgets, there's some fun stuff. I loved the gadgets,
Speaker 3: and I love that strange situations. I kept wondering when,
Speaker 3: because it doesn't happen for a while, that you figure
Speaker 3: out what this like curve ball is going on.
Speaker 4: I kept going, okay, wait, okay, wait, but wait, this
Speaker 4: is great, this looks fun, this looks all just kinda
Speaker 4: be a twice. Where's the twist? Where's the twist?
Speaker 3: When it hits you, I thought, wow, because I couldn't
Speaker 3: place when this was made. So then it goes, you know,
Speaker 3: Truman Show, reality show goes Wow, Disney there again does
Speaker 3: it in such a perfect way.
Speaker 4: Right, so entertaining. I was locked in from starting this movie.
Speaker 4: Locked in.
Speaker 2: I don't disagree. I really liked it.
Speaker 1: One of the things you and I talked about, and
Speaker 1: it was hitting me as I was watching it, is
Speaker 1: it seems like there's different iterations of the Disney Channel.
Speaker 1: You know, we're seeing one now where it's these big
Speaker 1: tent pole movies. It's Zombies, it's Descendants, it's these forty thirty,
Speaker 1: twenty million dollar movies that are you know, they're spawning
Speaker 1: their own shows and cartoon uns and it's become this juggernaut.
Speaker 1: And then there was kind of the two thousands in
Speaker 1: there where it's you know, Cheetah Girls and this kind
Speaker 1: of movie. And then you go back and before that
Speaker 1: it was Brinking. And so there's all these different kind
Speaker 1: of versions of the Disney Channel, and this movie to
Speaker 1: me seemed like the quintessential version of this iteration of
Speaker 1: the Disney Channel.
Speaker 2: Yes, it was well shot, it was well acted.
Speaker 1: It obviously doesn't have a thirty million dollar budget.
Speaker 4: It's not a musical.
Speaker 2: It's not a musical.
Speaker 4: It's just full blown comedy, fun Disney crazy things.
Speaker 3: Yes, it was just so amazing, and like you said,
Speaker 3: I think it really shows that the channel, what the
Speaker 3: channel was doing at this time with their with their talent.
Speaker 4: But I loved to see or to feel.
Speaker 3: At this point, I'm thinking this was the first dcom
Speaker 3: that stemmed from something else already on the channel.
Speaker 4: So it's interesting, see is the first one?
Speaker 3: Okay, I think, So I don't say I don't remember.
Speaker 3: I mean because they did a hand of Montana movie.
Speaker 3: There was a Lizzie Maguire, but that was a possible movie.
Speaker 2: All this stuff was after, well.
Speaker 3: After the eaton seven, so I could be wrong, But
Speaker 3: in my head as I was watching, it was going,
Speaker 3: how were they going to do this?
Speaker 4: It worked and it was amazing.
Speaker 3: The really enjoyed it, way bigger than I would have
Speaker 3: ever expected.
Speaker 4: Right, So it looked awesome.
Speaker 2: The acting was great, The writing was great. Yeah, I
Speaker 2: really enjoyed it.
Speaker 4: I knew to expect the acting to be awesome.
Speaker 1: See, I know that Shi is amazing. I knew that
Speaker 1: Christy was good because I've worked with her. But the
Speaker 1: rest of the cast, all around them, all the casting
Speaker 1: was was great.
Speaker 2: So good.
Speaker 1: Speaking of which, the movie stars the aforementioned Shila buff As.
Speaker 2: Lewis Stevens.
Speaker 1: Labuff is a highly praised and well relatively problematic actor
Speaker 1: who excelled to the top of his field both as
Speaker 1: a child actor and then later in unfortunately his troubled adulthood.
Speaker 2: He is a well known method actor.
Speaker 1: He's probably best known for his work in the Transformers movies,
Speaker 1: but can also be seen in films like Holes, which
Speaker 1: is a brilliant movie, Indiana Jones and The Kingdom of
Speaker 1: the Crystal Skulls which is not the Peanut butter Falcon,
Speaker 1: and Disturbia, and as the lovable Reren Stevens My good
Speaker 1: friend It's someone I know a little something about it
Speaker 1: Christy Carlson Romano like Shia and almost everyone in this movie.
Speaker 1: This is a role she had popularized on the show,
Speaker 1: and she was a Disney mainstay, mostly her for mostly
Speaker 1: for her iconic work in the dcom Cadet Kelly, a
Speaker 1: movie we will definitely be covering soon, and as the
Speaker 1: voice of Can Possible Kpey in the animated show of
Speaker 1: the same name. She'd also start in the ice Skating
Speaker 1: Cutting Edge sequels, and now she owns her own podcast company, Podco,
Speaker 1: and believe it or not, has somehow hosted more podcasts
Speaker 1: than I have.
Speaker 2: Amazing.
Speaker 1: Donna piscal plays the mom of the even Stevens clan, Eileen.
Speaker 1: She's best known as Annette in the movie Saturday Night
Speaker 1: Fever from nineteen seventy seven. Wow is it a problematic
Speaker 1: role too? If you go back and watch it now,
Speaker 1: it is just horrifying to watch. But also starred in
Speaker 1: the late eighties sitcom Out of This World and made
Speaker 1: appearances on just about every single TV show that has
Speaker 1: ever existed, from Mister Belvedere to The Sopranos to Grey's Anatomy.
Speaker 2: Tom Virtue is Steve Stevens.
Speaker 1: He's another always working actor, seen in big movies like
Speaker 1: Green Book and Iron Man three, and has hundreds of
Speaker 1: TV show credits, from Roseanne to Crazy Ex Girlfriend to
Speaker 1: Young Sheldon just this year.
Speaker 2: He's still working all the time. Nick Spano is the
Speaker 2: oldest of the Stevens siblings, Donnie.
Speaker 1: He was already a TV veteran by this movie, which
Speaker 1: is why he's supposed to be going to college in
Speaker 1: the movie.
Speaker 2: But look thirty five.
Speaker 1: With appearances on things like Step by Step and Seventh Heaven.
Speaker 1: I was waiting for his kids to show up at
Speaker 1: something right. And Steven Anthony Lawrence is Bernard Bean's Aaron
Speaker 1: gwarren Burn.
Speaker 2: I just call him bean Beans.
Speaker 4: He is a great nickname, great name, casting, a great show.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he is obviously an unforgettable character actor that you've
Speaker 1: seen in the Amanda Show, Cheaper by the Dozen, Kicking
Speaker 1: and Screaming, Bubble Boy, and Cat in the Hat. But
Speaker 1: he's obviously best remembered for this show and his time
Speaker 1: as Beats. Now we have two actors, this time sitting
Speaker 1: in the Dabney Coleman chair, a first for Magical Rewind.
Speaker 1: First up is Saturday Night Live alum Tim Meadows. Wow,
Speaker 1: a truly hilarious comedian You've seen in Mean Girls and
Speaker 1: Grown Ups and Pop Star Never Stop Stopping. Such a
Speaker 1: great addition at anything he's cast in. He is a
Speaker 1: legend who can do no wrong and no joke. If
Speaker 1: there is ever somebody comes to me and says, will
Speaker 1: I want you to put together a list of the
Speaker 1: ten most underrated actors in the history of Hollywood.
Speaker 2: I swear to God Tim Meadows would be on that list.
Speaker 1: To me, Yes, he is so funny and so good
Speaker 1: that every time he comes on screen I start laughing.
Speaker 2: He's one of those guys.
Speaker 1: And then there's former Magical Rewind guest Dave Koolier, who
Speaker 1: he spoke to and when we were capped in thirteenth year.
Speaker 1: You know him, of course, as Joey Gladstone on Full
Speaker 1: House and the voice of many classic cartoon characters. The
Speaker 1: movie runs ninety four minutes four minutes over Our Hopes
Speaker 1: and Dreams, and is directed by Sean McNamara, who has
Speaker 1: a very long resume that includes, ironically a start in
Speaker 1: hidden camera TV shows like Totally Hidden Video and Candid Camera,
Speaker 1: which is you know, the art of the hidden camera shows. Yes,
Speaker 1: it's an experience that definitely came in handy for this movie.
Speaker 1: He worked on kid shows like The Secret World of
Speaker 1: Alex Mack, Phil of the Future and Kicking It, also
Speaker 1: with movies like the Brats movie, Race to Space Punks
Speaker 1: and another spinoff dcom film, The Sweet Life Movie. He
Speaker 1: also is still working, just recently directing the Ronald Reagan
Speaker 1: biopic titled Reagan Good Good title even Stevens movies written
Speaker 1: by Mark Warren, a season kids TV writer, with that
Speaker 1: So Raven, Full House and Kicking It on his IMDb
Speaker 1: and obviously the Evan Stevens TV show he was credited
Speaker 1: alongside his writing partner Dennis Rinsler.
Speaker 2: All Right, so let's get into it.
Speaker 1: We open up in a fashion that only these late
Speaker 1: nineties early two thousand, d coms can which is making
Speaker 1: the Internet seem very very dangerous. A shadowy man in
Speaker 1: sunglasses sits in front of a desktop computer scanning pictures
Speaker 1: of quote, potential families unquote in what we can only
Speaker 1: get is a very very devious manner, but we don't
Speaker 1: know why. He lands on the Stevens family that a
Speaker 1: lot of us already know from their very popular Disney sitcom.
Speaker 1: He says, perfect, and then we're off to the races. Now,
Speaker 1: who is this supposed to be because it's not Tim Meadows.
Speaker 3: No, honestly, I'm assuming just kind of a producer of
Speaker 3: the show.
Speaker 1: But it's like, why not do it with somebody that
Speaker 1: either we came back to or that has something to
Speaker 1: do with it.
Speaker 4: I feel like it was to.
Speaker 3: Keep the you know, the mirage of this family vacation
Speaker 3: because its such a huge character that, you know what
Speaker 3: I mean, brings the opportunity. So I feel like it
Speaker 3: was to go, oh wait, no, that wasn't him, you
Speaker 3: know what I mean, keep it mysterious.
Speaker 2: But it was.
Speaker 4: It's it was for me.
Speaker 1: It did, but it also seemed like an unnecessary mystery
Speaker 1: where it was like why is why not just have
Speaker 1: it as somebody that eventually have it as Tim Meadows
Speaker 1: or yeah, somebody that eventually comes back on the show.
Speaker 2: It was, it was.
Speaker 1: It was weird, but we're in. We're in right away,
Speaker 1: so I like it. We're good, We're good, We're good.
Speaker 1: It's Lawrence Junior High graduation day, even though all the
Speaker 1: actors again look like they're in their forties, and Christy
Speaker 1: Carson has already taller than her dad.
Speaker 2: Yes, but still go ahead.
Speaker 3: I was just I mean, you have to stop, because
Speaker 3: we've come to this situation before. And I understand that
Speaker 3: the Junior High age is the demo for Disney Channel.
Speaker 2: But this was a college graduation.
Speaker 3: This was I honestly, it's not because Christy still looks
Speaker 3: so incredible. I was not wanting to say she looked old,
Speaker 3: but she did not look like a twelve year old.
Speaker 2: None of them did.
Speaker 1: It's one of those things where I literally had to
Speaker 1: rewind it to say did they say.
Speaker 3: I did too, And then we're in the letters that
Speaker 3: were in the background because of course I'm looking for
Speaker 3: my Sabrina Seas.
Speaker 4: I'm like, these idiots, look it says HS.
Speaker 3: And then I was like, oh no, there's a junior high. Okay,
Speaker 3: never mind, like, wait a minute, Okay, Laurence Junior High.
Speaker 4: Okay, are supposed.
Speaker 2: To be graduating the eighth grade?
Speaker 3: No, no, because she just her character in general is
Speaker 3: just so mature.
Speaker 4: But all the same time, they all look yes, so
Speaker 4: way too old to be thirteen years old.
Speaker 1: Shia's character looked like he should be a freshman in
Speaker 1: high school. Yes, totally, yeah, so this was yeah, but
Speaker 1: they did. They all looked like they were bold. But anyway,
Speaker 1: she's still the overachieving rend Stephen. She's valedictorian and giving
Speaker 1: a very inspirational feat a very inspirational speech. Her family
Speaker 1: watches on, missing only her little brother Lewis and his
Speaker 1: friend Slash goofy sidekick Beans, who have said you know,
Speaker 1: they were dropped off there they want better seats. But
Speaker 1: in reality, Lewis is up to his normal technology based
Speaker 1: prank shenanigans with a remote control.
Speaker 2: Beach ball he invented.
Speaker 1: He floated above his sister, taking off for game and
Speaker 1: eventually attempting to chaotically explode it in confetti all over
Speaker 1: the audience. But because of a miscommunication with Beans, hands
Speaker 1: up dropping spaghetti instead.
Speaker 2: Of oh, Okay.
Speaker 1: I wanted to hate this where I'm like, come on,
Speaker 1: it's so Disney Channel. And then I'm like, wait, it's
Speaker 1: so Disney Channel. It's exactly what it should be.
Speaker 4: So funny, ohs.
Speaker 1: Gadgets and craziness, yes, and food going everywhere.
Speaker 2: It's quit.
Speaker 1: This one scene is quintessential Disney right here, Disney Channel.
Speaker 1: You've got wacky gadgets going with a valedictorian speech. Then
Speaker 1: everyone's covered in spaghetti. You could not possibly have it
Speaker 1: better than that.
Speaker 4: And now what's.
Speaker 3: Funny is back then I would have thought, oh my gosh,
Speaker 3: you know funny funny because it's spaghetti. Now I'm going
Speaker 3: think about the stains that everywhere, so mom.
Speaker 2: Of me, so saint.
Speaker 1: I love all the coaches, like eating the spaghetti off
Speaker 1: of them as it's there.
Speaker 3: And then oh gosh, and then he comes through with
Speaker 3: birds attacking him and.
Speaker 4: No one help.
Speaker 1: It's like holding the birds because you can't really tell
Speaker 1: you so funny though.
Speaker 3: This is when I went, oh, this is gonna be
Speaker 3: fun I was stoked about it.
Speaker 2: I did too.
Speaker 1: It's like, normally I would have hated this or the
Speaker 1: forty eight year old man and me, what are they doing?
Speaker 2: But I was like, no, this is quintessential Disney Channel.
Speaker 4: Yes, and I loved it. I was here for it.
Speaker 1: So Lewis is punished for his ongoing rival with his
Speaker 1: sister by the school's principal, and Ren is obviously furious,
Speaker 1: but weirdly, and this is I noticed this as well.
Speaker 2: This is starting to really aggravate me.
Speaker 1: Because I didn't I don't know the dynamics of the
Speaker 1: relationship yet because I'm just watching this my first time.
Speaker 2: His mom and dad aren't mad at him at.
Speaker 4: All, not at all. Not Les.
Speaker 1: Yeah, get the whole day, get nothing.
Speaker 3: Well, everyone gets dispersed as I think this is the
Speaker 3: time of the age when you've got your kids in
Speaker 3: high school and junior high and stuff that parents start
Speaker 3: to do this. Wait, we're not gonna everyone's got other
Speaker 3: things to do, and it's not us coordinating a dinner
Speaker 3: or lunch after graduation.
Speaker 4: They've all got their own stuff.
Speaker 3: But it's like, no, no, Lewis, you will be going
Speaker 3: with us wherever we're going, because you're also ground. You
Speaker 3: just ruined graduation, yeah, for not just your sister, for everyone,
Speaker 3: So your ass is ground.
Speaker 2: You're grounded.
Speaker 1: We're taking all of your technology away, I mean something, yes,
Speaker 1: but nothing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they don't great great parenting.
Speaker 1: But anyway, Wren gets over it quickly because she has
Speaker 1: dinner with her boyfriend of three months, Gil that, as
Speaker 1: you said, the pe coaches covered the spaghetti's attacked by pigeons. Okay,
Speaker 1: So I know this is weird because she's a good
Speaker 1: friend of mine. But she was a pretty.
Speaker 4: Girl Christian, you know, so cute, beautiful woman.
Speaker 2: But I'd never really seen her as a younger actor.
Speaker 2: She's a very pretty girl.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yes, she was a door very.
Speaker 1: Much pops on screen and has kind of that young
Speaker 1: movie star quality.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Absolutely, At and.
Speaker 2: Wait for the title, because I loved it.
Speaker 1: At roller Cakes, the restaurant, which appears to be a
Speaker 1: diner with rotating syrup and roller skating waitresses, Wren is
Speaker 1: obviously very excited to spend the summer with Gil, but
Speaker 1: he breaks the news tour he's going to work at
Speaker 1: a Sleepway summer camp in Maine and wants some quote
Speaker 1: unquote time off they're taking a break. Ren quickly realizes
Speaker 1: he really just wants to meet other girls and be unencumbered,
Speaker 1: so she properly ditches him. Hey, I'm not going to
Speaker 1: be here waiting for you when you get back.
Speaker 4: This was my get it, Wren, you got it? Help him?
Speaker 4: No breaks for me, mister are done.
Speaker 1: I am not your second place, my friend, but her
Speaker 1: heart is obviously broken. She also, in a very funny moment,
Speaker 1: tries to dump syrup on his head, but the syrup's
Speaker 1: too thick.
Speaker 2: Have you ever had a long distance relationship?
Speaker 3: Yes, well, I mean well, I don't know if anything
Speaker 3: could be considered a relationship. But when I was doing
Speaker 3: like the tour life and everything with the Cheetah girls,
Speaker 3: I was gone. I mean, to date me, you had
Speaker 3: to be very patient because I was never home.
Speaker 4: If you can come visit me.
Speaker 3: Out on tour, oh can you come to India.
Speaker 2: I was never an awesome relationship, I know.
Speaker 4: So that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: I had a lot of people that were home and
Speaker 3: I would kind of date, but it never nothing really
Speaker 3: ever got serious.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Well of course not because you could couldn't make it happen.
Speaker 4: I couldn't.
Speaker 3: I couldn't come to anything anything I was invited to.
Speaker 3: It's like, oh, let me check my schedule.
Speaker 4: Yeah no I'm not.
Speaker 1: Home, so yeah, yeah no. My wife and I have
Speaker 1: the opposite of that right now. Where if it's like
Speaker 1: if we're two rooms away, we're like, damn, we're far
Speaker 1: away from each other.
Speaker 2: Oh well, we're just together all the time. It's weird.
Speaker 4: It's so fun.
Speaker 2: We have a completely and horribly codependent relationship and it
Speaker 2: works for you.
Speaker 4: Does she go with you when you travel to all
Speaker 4: of the conventions and stuff?
Speaker 2: It depends.
Speaker 4: Depends.
Speaker 1: If I say to her like, hey babe, I'm going
Speaker 1: to Hawaii for a convention. I'm going to Whale, She's like,
Speaker 1: I'm in. If I'm like, hey babe, I'm going to Ohio, she's.
Speaker 2: Like, have fun.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I love that.
Speaker 2: Which is strange because, for the record, oh hih that's
Speaker 2: a great place.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: But honestly, no, she doesn't come everywhere with it. It's
Speaker 1: more it's with the dog and everything.
Speaker 4: It's like, sure, no, yeah, I have a dog.
Speaker 2: You have two children. It's the same thing.
Speaker 1: The next day, Lewis is showing off his newest invention
Speaker 1: to his assorted friends from the TV show, his best
Speaker 1: friend Twitty, his love interest Tawny, and another pal Tom.
Speaker 1: It's the Twitty Tawny Tom Show. It is an ultra
Speaker 1: lounge dramatic superchair serving him slurpees, feeding him hot dogs,
Speaker 1: and giving him intense massages, making for the perfect lazy summer.
Speaker 1: I would give my right arm to have that now
Speaker 1: where I could press a button and a slurfee's in
Speaker 1: my face and then a hot dog's in my face.
Speaker 2: Are you kidding me?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 3: But there was multiple times I was gonna say to
Speaker 3: my pretty seas that it got a little someone's the
Speaker 3: hands and the things that were happening got a little
Speaker 3: just the right amount of creepy, weird and creepy. But
Speaker 3: they glazed right over it. It wasn't too bad. It
Speaker 3: never really like crossed the line, but it was definitely
Speaker 3: I mean, you know, Ren gets her booty slapped, you
Speaker 3: know she does. It's it's kind of okay, little racy,
Speaker 3: but not bad.
Speaker 2: Always trust the hand that has a hot dog in
Speaker 2: That's my motto. Just better.
Speaker 1: But yes, it also has a big TV, giving us
Speaker 1: a quick glimpse of a hidden camera show called Gotcha,
Speaker 1: which is the one that is hosted by Dave Coolier.
Speaker 1: Mag In the house, Ren appears to be going through
Speaker 1: a toxic positivity breakdown, pretending to be unaffected by her
Speaker 1: breakup and also drinking a gallon of orange juice like
Speaker 1: a weirdo right from the bottom of the strainer, and
Speaker 1: it was very funny. The truth is she's actually affected
Speaker 1: and breaks down just at the mere thought of poor Gil.
Speaker 2: But then Beans arrives.
Speaker 1: Ren is taking a babysitting job to get her mind
Speaker 1: off her ex for she thinks it's going to be
Speaker 1: a day, but appears that Bean's parents are in hell
Speaker 1: Sinky for three weeks, most likely to get away from him.
Speaker 1: As he sits there and really creepily smells a spoon
Speaker 1: that he guesses they had rice pudding. He also unloads
Speaker 1: a roller bag full of cooked bacon. So could there
Speaker 1: be an HBO spinoff of Just Beans where you found
Speaker 1: that he's in fact a serial killer?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Oh god, I think you were going that way.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, such a weird little kid, right, and it
Speaker 3: just it does didn't make you think of some of
Speaker 3: not I mean, I don't think I had any friends
Speaker 3: like that strange, but the idea of your child having
Speaker 3: this super weird kid.
Speaker 4: You want to love and embrace them, but they're just so.
Speaker 1: You keep saying, kid, how old is he supposed to be?
Speaker 1: Is he supposed to be the same age?
Speaker 3: So I was going to say, he looks so much younger,
Speaker 3: and I think what happened is the rest of the
Speaker 3: characters matured, you know, as as most kids do, you know,
Speaker 3: according to growth whatever.
Speaker 4: And he was much shorter. His face hadn't developed.
Speaker 3: You know, into that like more of a young Yeah,
Speaker 3: he seemed to be.
Speaker 4: He seemed to look very aging.
Speaker 1: At a much slower rate than the rest of y Yes, yeah,
Speaker 1: but he was again I could just see him opening
Speaker 1: another zipper bag and.
Speaker 3: Feet And also, his parents aren't going to con tack
Speaker 3: run and Lewis's parents about them having their child for
Speaker 3: three weeks. And we are now doing this thing that
Speaker 3: the Disney Channel has done a lot, is these terrible parents.
Speaker 1: I know, the terrible parents trope. But you also have
Speaker 1: to keep in mind this is it's Helsinki in two
Speaker 1: thousand and three. They didn't get phones till two thousand
Speaker 1: and six in Helston.
Speaker 4: Okay, but there's phones in America.
Speaker 2: Right, But his parents are gone and they're in hell,
Speaker 2: you know, but they left, Like, oh, that's true. You know,
Speaker 2: I'm kidding, by the.
Speaker 4: Way, right, I do know you're kidding. Will. I'm just
Speaker 4: not shocked anymore.
Speaker 2: You're not.
Speaker 4: You're not getting me anymore. Okay, I'm getting used to this.
Speaker 4: I'm not I'm not look at it. You can't me.
Speaker 2: I feel nothing.
Speaker 5: Will will He was sixteen so he could legally drink.
Speaker 1: He was.
Speaker 2: That's true, That's true. God, No, look at me.
Speaker 4: I'm not affected. I'm I'm dumb, you doo, I'm not.
Speaker 2: Well. No, we've gotten you far enough.
Speaker 1: When you're dead on the outside as well as on
Speaker 1: the inside, I'm dead both. So when you're there with me,
Speaker 1: well know when it's just you're just dead on the
Speaker 1: inside too.
Speaker 4: I'm pretty bright and shiny, so good luck with you.
Speaker 5: You are.
Speaker 2: You are a prott shiny Penny.
Speaker 1: Ren finds out by the way that Lewis has been
Speaker 1: using her pantyhose to block mosquitos in a superchair, and
Speaker 1: they're back to fighting. They are like cats and dogs,
Speaker 1: or like two dogs that don't like each other?
Speaker 2: Are two cats that don't like each other?
Speaker 1: Fly, I think it's inappropriate to just think dogs and
Speaker 1: cats don't like each other. Also, it's worth noting that
Speaker 1: Lewis is reading a magazine called Get Rich. Ren eventually
Speaker 1: gets trapped in the chair as she's trying to rip
Speaker 1: everything down. She gets decorated as a Chocolate Sunday and
Speaker 1: spun around until she's propelled her out fifteen feet away.
Speaker 1: This is the messiest decom we've seen so far, I think,
Speaker 1: and at this point I'm here for it because it
Speaker 1: is just Nickelodeon Disney Channel. It's I would say, mid nineties.
Speaker 1: I know it's early two thousands, but mid nineties Shenanigans
Speaker 1: is what this movie seems to be about. The chair
Speaker 1: runs them up and almost into a suited man Miles,
Speaker 1: played by the before mentioned an awesome Tim Meadows. He's
Speaker 1: walked into the backyard looking for the Stevens. He comes
Speaker 1: bearing very good news. They have won an all expense
Speaker 1: paid vacation to the beautiful island paradise of Mandolino, which
Speaker 1: if you haven't heard of that it's because it's fake.
Speaker 1: The family is not enthused, they've never heard of Mandolino
Speaker 1: like us, but Miles plays a video showing it's a
Speaker 1: very friendly, exotic, and beautiful place and never before has
Speaker 1: it been offered to families to go there for vacation.
Speaker 1: But because Eileen is a state senator and Steve is lawyer,
Speaker 1: even though they say that he's in between jobs right now.
Speaker 1: They just want a true review at the end of
Speaker 1: the trip because they want to see if the island
Speaker 1: could become a big tourist destination, and the Stevens are
Speaker 1: the perfect American family for that. Everyone wants to go,
Speaker 1: except Lewis, who totally freaks out when the family agrees
Speaker 1: to go and they have to bring beans along. We
Speaker 1: then speed to Mandolino as the family lands in a
Speaker 1: prop plane and the island looks stunningly gorgeous. Hundreds of
Speaker 1: natives are waiting for them. They're chanting their name, and
Speaker 1: it's a mix between actors who look like they live
Speaker 1: there and many extras from ninety eight degrees videos as well.
Speaker 2: There's a lot of tribal armband tattoos.
Speaker 1: Tim Meadows introduced them to Cheep Tuca, who presents them
Speaker 1: with traditional hats of friendship, and this all feels like
Speaker 1: they're working on some stereotypes that wouldn't work nowadays. It were,
Speaker 1: it plays, especially when you find out that what's going on,
Speaker 1: But they wouldn't do that.
Speaker 3: In twenty It would be a caution or they just
Speaker 3: yeah before the movie runs.
Speaker 2: But it worked, it.
Speaker 1: Worked, right, Yeah, they would give you the warning, but
Speaker 1: in the movie it all works and Beans won't let
Speaker 1: go of his beautiful greeter person, which is he's just
Speaker 1: a real hornball. That's why I swear to God he's
Speaker 1: gonna end up being a serial killer.
Speaker 3: I know, but it's funny. But it's also funny to go.
Speaker 3: I can't believe Disney Channel.
Speaker 4: Yeahs doing some of those stuff. I mean, that was
Speaker 4: pretty funny.
Speaker 2: Obviously.
Speaker 1: This is where Wren meets mood Tie, a frosted tips
Speaker 1: hunk that catches her eye. Now you mentioned before shirtless
Speaker 1: guys and dcoms didn't always do it for you.
Speaker 2: Did Mootie pull it off?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 4: I was just like, no, no, because I.
Speaker 3: Was really again like going, okay, sure, sure, you're that character,
Speaker 3: you're that character.
Speaker 4: Where is the plot twist?
Speaker 3: I kept I'm just waiting for it anxiously, what's gonna
Speaker 3: make this just so crazy?
Speaker 2: A shirtless Josh Keaton wasn't doing it for you? Huh?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 2: Okay, fair enough, nicest guy in the world, but not.
Speaker 3: Hey, I'm sure he's fantastic and has a just sweet heart.
Speaker 2: I wasn't doing it for you. Not your type.
Speaker 4: Okay, No, curly hair is not my thing.
Speaker 1: Okay, and he had the multiple styles of curly hair,
Speaker 1: like multiple colored curly hair. Yes, the family is taken
Speaker 1: to see the palace that they're staying in and it
Speaker 1: is absolutely epic and an exterior green screen shop for sure.
Speaker 1: This is where the special effects in this movie were
Speaker 1: not great. You saw it with the are spinning around before.
Speaker 1: But again I kept saying to myself early two thousands
Speaker 1: d com.
Speaker 3: Yes, but again I rerounded a couple times for me.
Speaker 4: When Bren and Lewis are walking into.
Speaker 3: It, you could almost see the outline of the yeah yeah,
Speaker 3: the run into it and that green screen was really
Speaker 3: not great, not up to par even back then. I
Speaker 3: feel like it was weird because I, you know, wouldn't
Speaker 3: expect that for the even Stevens movie.
Speaker 1: There's a Beeves about head where they're watching and he
Speaker 1: just goes, wow, these these effects aren't very special, and
Speaker 1: that's kind of what I was thinking as I was
Speaker 1: watching this. But anyway, the kids fight for the best
Speaker 1: room that they can have. Miles explained that the Eeland
Speaker 1: is a source for good fortune and positive energy, and
Speaker 1: that seems to be true as Beans is immediately getting
Speaker 1: a manicure. Donnie is surrounded by hot women and the
Speaker 1: parents are being fed grapes by another couple, showing that
Speaker 1: they are clearly so weird.
Speaker 4: Oh weird.
Speaker 2: Put that upside down pineapple to test which.
Speaker 4: That great creep it was?
Speaker 1: Yeah, But during a run, Donnie runs into an island
Speaker 1: native named Lailo who looks exactly like a former classmate
Speaker 1: of his in high school, Patrick Green, And that's our
Speaker 1: first kind of that's weird. Then Ren and Mootai meat
Speaker 1: back up on the beach, and Mooti suggests she smelled
Speaker 1: the ocean to take in the beauty of the flower
Speaker 1: and bask in the light of her smile. Dude's got
Speaker 1: riz and he spit in some lines and back on
Speaker 1: the beach. The Stevens have been given an island delicacy
Speaker 1: as a gift from the tribe, a disgusting sausage sized
Speaker 1: white slug on a stick. They have to eat it
Speaker 1: to not offend anyone, and to no one's shocked, Beans
Speaker 1: loves the worm and wants some more.
Speaker 2: I'd try it, I try anything once.
Speaker 1: Miles also confides in Lewis there are American snacks in
Speaker 1: the palace. The chief hides them for when he has
Speaker 1: the munchies, so Lewis sneaks away to go find them.
Speaker 1: While searching for the treats, Lewis stumbles upon a golden
Speaker 1: statue that triggers a hidden door to the Bitten Chamber
Speaker 1: of Mystery. I'm guessing this is a callback to the
Speaker 1: Brady Bunch tik Tiki idol.
Speaker 4: I don't know. I was.
Speaker 3: I was trying to follow it along. I didn't understand
Speaker 3: then nothing really happened with the snacks.
Speaker 2: I didn't get, no, the whole point. They explain it later.
Speaker 3: Yes, I didn't get, but I didn't get the golden
Speaker 3: thing because it.
Speaker 2: Kind of just went over just what they're supposed to do.
Speaker 1: So they're trying to explain that he can't say no
Speaker 1: to a do not open sign, so that they do
Speaker 1: not open signs everywhere. Yeah, he's going to see something
Speaker 1: shining like a gold statue, which is just going to
Speaker 1: get him to the chair, and his friend has told
Speaker 1: him obviously that the chair is important.
Speaker 3: It didn't like reveal a curtain, It didn't do anything
Speaker 3: like that. He picked it up and just looked to
Speaker 3: the left and there was a door that said didn't open,
Speaker 3: so he.
Speaker 2: Opened it up.
Speaker 4: It was very like, wait, what.
Speaker 2: Did I didn't have to watch.
Speaker 3: It a couple of times, and I'm like, I'll wait
Speaker 3: until Will explains it because I'm out.
Speaker 4: I'm out. I don't know.
Speaker 2: I just did a friend.
Speaker 1: I'd like to do my fifty to fifty lifeline. Yes,
Speaker 1: So anyway, Lewis stumbles upon a golden statue the triggers
Speaker 1: a hidden door to the forbidden Chamber of mystery. It
Speaker 1: warns him by sign do not open, but of course
Speaker 1: he does. An inside is an innately decorated throne that
Speaker 1: he can't, of course help sit on because we've already
Speaker 1: shown his fetishizing chairs. When he pulls a lever thinking
Speaker 1: it will recline the seat, the house erupts and eventually
Speaker 1: just crumbles into rubble, infuriating the locals and the chief
Speaker 1: and displaying some again horrible cgiant model work. The explosion
Speaker 1: also apparently puts a curse on the entire village, but
Speaker 1: to avoid the upset villagers, the Stevens are forced to
Speaker 1: sleep on the beach and split up to get things done. Mom, Donnie,
Speaker 1: and Lewis go to get wood to build a hut.
Speaker 1: When they run in two miles, he says the tribelders
Speaker 1: are meeting and if they can go sincerely apologize to them,
Speaker 1: everything will be fine. But they can only apologize in
Speaker 1: groups of three, so they can't go get the rest
Speaker 1: of their family. They eventually arrived at a luau of
Speaker 1: sorts and apologize to Chief Tuca and a fire god
Speaker 1: tiki statue. Then they sit for a massive traditional meal.
Speaker 3: This gave me finding Nemo in the tank so.
Speaker 2: So trying to even think about that, but oh, it
Speaker 2: really does. It absolutely does.
Speaker 1: On the other side of the island now, Ren, Beans
Speaker 1: and Dad are trying to build a hut and they're
Speaker 1: also very, very hungry. Ren decides she's going to go
Speaker 1: see what's taking the other trio so long, and then Beans,
Speaker 1: in truly the creepiest moment in the history of the
Speaker 1: Disney Channel, turns to Steve Stevens and asks if he
Speaker 1: wants to go skinny dipping. I've just tripped out in
Speaker 1: my mind. I was like, I'm gonna pretend I didn't
Speaker 1: see or hear any of that happening.
Speaker 2: Very weird.
Speaker 1: Ren runs into a huge snake and is saved by Mutai,
Speaker 1: forcing their flirting into hyperdrive. When he goes to give
Speaker 1: her a puka necklace made up of quote, every shell
Speaker 1: she's walked on since she arrived on the island. Okay,
Speaker 1: so curly haired, creepy guy who doesn't do it for
Speaker 1: Sabrina just followed her around and every time she stepped
Speaker 1: on a shell, he'd stop to pick it up and
Speaker 1: made a necklace.
Speaker 2: It's a confusing necklace origin story. You might as well
Speaker 2: be like, these are the baby teeth you had, and
Speaker 2: I wait to your house.
Speaker 4: Oh my gosh.
Speaker 3: And to even try to pull off that that necklace
Speaker 3: was anything but god awful.
Speaker 4: It was the ugliest necklace.
Speaker 3: It reminded me of my friend Carrie's necklace that her
Speaker 3: boyfriend got her in high school. And it was just
Speaker 3: this big silver boat and she wore good pride and
Speaker 3: we were all like Carrie or Sherry in her necklace
Speaker 3: from Felix.
Speaker 2: Did she hate it but wear it because she loved him?
Speaker 2: Or she loved it?
Speaker 3: I think she actually liked it. You just kind of
Speaker 3: take whatever, you know. No one in high school has
Speaker 3: a good.
Speaker 4: Ton of money.
Speaker 3: But it was massive. It was a massive silver heart.
Speaker 3: Love you carry. Sorry.
Speaker 2: Girlfriend gave me.
Speaker 1: A necklace like that one time after she came back
Speaker 1: from a trip, and I was so excited because over
Speaker 1: the phone, she's like, when you when I get home,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna give you a hookah. And it turned out
Speaker 1: to be something different than I thought it was gonna be. Anyway,
Speaker 1: he drops the fact that her family is currently feasting
Speaker 1: with the elders with it, which infuriates her. They are starving. Also,
Speaker 1: her dad barely made fire before. Beans just sneezes it out.
Speaker 1: Things are not going great for them yet the other
Speaker 1: three are over there having like a giant Hilton buffet.
Speaker 1: Miles also lies and says that her family didn't want
Speaker 1: to get them because it meant more food for them.
Speaker 2: So we're now starting to see that Miles is.
Speaker 4: Yes on the edge of my seat.
Speaker 1: We are now back at the feast and the fire
Speaker 1: god Tiki named Oprah by total coincidence, has made its decision.
Speaker 2: They are unworthy of an apology.
Speaker 1: They will now be shunned by the village and ignore
Speaker 1: and as soon as they can fly home is seven days.
Speaker 1: They return to their bitter family members and Beans immediately
Speaker 1: smells pork Ren is jealous of the feast, and there
Speaker 1: is already dissension among the troops as it starts to rain.
Speaker 1: Now this is where we get there Sabrina. Finally, we
Speaker 1: jump into what we think is another one of those
Speaker 1: weird dcom montages that can happen at any point in
Speaker 1: the movie.
Speaker 2: But no, this is the twist here. It is we
Speaker 2: see footage from their.
Speaker 1: Time on the island because it's the opening of a
Speaker 1: TV show called Family Fake Out, which is hosted by Miles.
Speaker 1: He's in the middle of a massive mobile production studio.
Speaker 1: He reveals it's all been a TV show and all
Speaker 1: of the natives are, in fact actors. Everything that has
Speaker 1: happened to them has been set up by the show,
Speaker 1: even the rain, and it's based on tips from a
Speaker 1: friend back at home, who we find out was Twitty
Speaker 1: now watching his couch with Tawny and feeling bad about
Speaker 1: being a snitch. Everybody knows that hell man come on
Speaker 1: the island.
Speaker 4: Seriously not first friend, good thank you.
Speaker 1: So the question that becomes can the Stephens survive a
Speaker 1: week in paradise? The show has already PopEd, learn everyone's watching.
Speaker 1: Did you guys play pranks on each other when you're cheating?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 1: Did you do any cheated cheated chatter pranks? Were there
Speaker 1: anything going on.
Speaker 4: Yes, we did. We did. We did with our tour
Speaker 4: bus for sure.
Speaker 2: Did you do? What did you do?
Speaker 3: We would uh lock people out of the tour bus
Speaker 3: and to where they thought that because you had to
Speaker 3: put a code to get in, So we would change
Speaker 3: the code. We would do things like that, and you know,
Speaker 3: especially when it was people like our road manager and
Speaker 3: people that needed to get stuff on for other people
Speaker 3: on the in the arena and they're sitting like what
Speaker 3: is going on? Why can't you know? And they're they're
Speaker 3: calling on the walkies trying to find somebody. We told
Speaker 3: everyone what we were going to do. Yeah, so we
Speaker 3: would try to We would do stuff like that, stuff
Speaker 3: to where they were like panicking thinking, oh my gosh,
Speaker 3: so and so it's not going to need, you know,
Speaker 3: get her thing that she needs to do the show,
Speaker 3: because yeah, we would lock it up.
Speaker 4: And we would put a camera to where you could
Speaker 4: see everything.
Speaker 1: You only have to answer with a yes or no,
Speaker 1: And I promised to not ask any follow up questions.
Speaker 1: Did anybody ever hook up on the bus?
Speaker 2: Yes the way you said that too.
Speaker 4: Yes, I'm making course, like I said, you're talking months
Speaker 4: and months of being on their road.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: No, one gets to go home like ever, we would
Speaker 3: go home for a day, you know. So yeah, there
Speaker 3: was there was lots of one of our makeup artists
Speaker 3: and our tour manager got married.
Speaker 2: Okay, so there you go.
Speaker 4: Yeah it was nice.
Speaker 2: I will ask you more questions late well.
Speaker 3: And also when people would have their boyfriends or girlfriends come,
Speaker 3: you know, we had to come onto the bus.
Speaker 4: We would have you know, dancers.
Speaker 3: A lot of the dancers had boyfriends or boyfriends and
Speaker 3: girlfriends and stuff like that.
Speaker 2: So yeah, all right, good, it's a good answer.
Speaker 1: So now we know the chief is an actor, and
Speaker 1: that the villager who Donnie thought was his old classmate
Speaker 1: actually was his old classmate. And the guy can't believe
Speaker 1: that Donnie actually remembered him because he graduated three years before.
Speaker 4: But and Donnie's a little bit of a ding dong.
Speaker 2: He's a ding dong.
Speaker 1: He's also fifty five years old, so his memory should
Speaker 1: be going by now. But still, Tim Meadows is very
Speaker 1: happy with the results so far. He just hopes it's
Speaker 1: better than Gotcha the show We established the beginning with
Speaker 1: Dave Coolier because that was a show that he was
Speaker 1: fired from. Meanwhile, on Family Fake Outs Morning, edition, the
Speaker 1: Stevens are just waking up and Beans has been farting
Speaker 1: all night long. I am not normally a fan of
Speaker 1: a fart joke, but Shia's reaction was.
Speaker 2: Terracle. It was also just the ways like.
Speaker 1: I mean, it was just it was so funny, literal
Speaker 1: laugh moment for me.
Speaker 2: He was absolutely great. Steve Brennan.
Speaker 1: Beans go back out looking for food, only to run
Speaker 1: into a killer squirrel that tries to attack them. Now
Speaker 1: we have seen behind the scenes here. We know that
Speaker 1: the squirrel is in fact animatronic, but it's mechanical. They
Speaker 1: don't know that, but as always they wow, what are
Speaker 1: the chances? They run into Miles again, who says he's
Speaker 1: set up an emergency food drop for them, and the
Speaker 1: trio run after a parachute that was dropped from the
Speaker 1: sky that falls too far away to see right away. Said, oh,
Speaker 1: the wind must have taken it, so they have to
Speaker 1: hike up from there. And just to mess with Donnie's
Speaker 1: mind even more, Miles instructs Donnie's old classmate to walk
Speaker 1: by him and pretend he's on the way to class.
Speaker 1: He's dressed like he's still in high school.
Speaker 4: Yeah, letterman jacket it just to make him think.
Speaker 2: He's hallucinating in the middle of the jungle.
Speaker 4: And he pulls it off like I'm going to home room,
Speaker 4: I'm late.
Speaker 1: What are you doing, I'm late for class and he's
Speaker 1: like what. So his family obviously doesn't believe that he
Speaker 1: saw these people. They're just trying to make poor Donnie
Speaker 1: feel like he's not seventy five years old, which he
Speaker 1: obviously is.
Speaker 2: I'm kidding, of course.
Speaker 1: Lewis says he's so hungry this morning he thought he
Speaker 1: saw a Hamburger doing yoga, and then Miles arrives to Mom,
Speaker 1: Lewis and Donnie, giving a totally different story and trail
Speaker 1: to follow for the food drop. So Miles shows up
Speaker 1: and gets both families to go opposite directions to figure
Speaker 1: what's going on. He says their other family members already
Speaker 1: ate some of the food, again, trying to create tension
Speaker 1: amongst them. Both families find the creative foods separately, obviously
Speaker 1: because they take different paths, but everything has been ransacked,
Speaker 1: so they all assume that the other group did it.
Speaker 2: Back at home.
Speaker 1: Meanwhile, Twitty and Tawny watched the TV show from the
Speaker 1: roller skating diner and find out that they're not taping
Speaker 1: at an island halfway around the world. They're just in Catalona,
Speaker 1: which I don't know why they couldn't just say Catalina.
Speaker 4: I don't either.
Speaker 3: It was like Catalona is literally Catalina with an oh.
Speaker 4: I mean, why couldn't you say Catalina?
Speaker 3: Is it trade that's to say Florida tonight exactly?
Speaker 2: So Florida.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, No, it's Florida.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So they're in Catalona, which is just a couple of
Speaker 1: miles away. A guilty feeling, Twitty hopes he can somehow
Speaker 1: travel to them and tell them what's going on. So
Speaker 1: he convinces Tom, their third friend from earlier, who apparently
Speaker 1: owns his own boat, to sail them to the island.
Speaker 4: The junior high kid owns his own boat.
Speaker 2: Are you a fan of boats? Yes?
Speaker 4: I love them? Do you really yes? Love them?
Speaker 2: Do you get si?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 3: I've gotten seasick once and it is absolutely horrible, So
Speaker 3: I misunderstand. Yeah, I understand people that do get seasick
Speaker 3: why they wouldn't because it was probably one of the
Speaker 3: top ten worst nights of my life.
Speaker 4: I just hated it. And the only thing you can
Speaker 4: do when you get seasick is go to sleep, Yeah,
Speaker 4: and just ride it out. Nothing.
Speaker 3: Once you get seasick, there's nothing to cure it besides
Speaker 3: sleeping and resetting your body.
Speaker 2: And baking better life choices to where you don't end
Speaker 2: up on a boat. That's just about the better thing
Speaker 2: you do.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: But back on the evening edition of Family Fake Out,
Speaker 1: the family meets up on the beach and they're all
Speaker 1: very mad at each other about the food debacle. They
Speaker 1: stay separated, but Ren and Mootai are certainly heating up
Speaker 1: and close to kissing. Tim Meadows then asked the audience
Speaker 1: to vote in real time if they should kiss, and
Speaker 1: even though they overwhelmingly voted yes.
Speaker 2: And by overwhelming that I mean.
Speaker 1: There's like forty million votes. Literally, it's great in real time. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she's comes very close and then well she blocks him.
Speaker 2: That's right. Ren just isn't ready yet.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: On the boat, then Twitty has brought Tawny and Tom
Speaker 1: to the location I've just loved saying Twitty, Tony and Tom.
Speaker 1: But Twitty and Tawny have taken a dinghy because it's
Speaker 1: too choppy for the boat. They jump off the boat,
Speaker 1: only to get hit by a massive wave. By the way,
Speaker 1: when she gets off the dinghy, so he gets hit
Speaker 1: by the wave, he falls off, they get separated.
Speaker 2: She then pulls into the land.
Speaker 1: She's getting off the boat with one leg and an
Speaker 1: actual wave hits her and she falls back in the boat.
Speaker 1: You could tell it wasn't scripted because she's laughing as
Speaker 1: it happens.
Speaker 2: It's very funny.
Speaker 5: Can I ask a question as well while we're talking
Speaker 5: about details. Yeah, when Twitty asks, or I guess tells
Speaker 5: them that they can jump on his dinghy.
Speaker 2: That's the first thing that went through my head because.
Speaker 5: Then there's a pause and almost like a sound effect.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was.
Speaker 1: It was certainly a Disney Channel stab at a penis joke. Wow,
Speaker 1: that's what I thought if they wanted to jump on
Speaker 1: his on his dinghy.
Speaker 4: I mean, but that is what it's called when you're
Speaker 4: on a big bag, you know, the correct term.
Speaker 3: But yeah, and then the way they they quickly did it,
Speaker 3: you know, that was kind of it was a strange moment.
Speaker 1: But anyway, as he arrives, Twitty gets busted by security immediately.
Speaker 1: He pretends he is a marine biologist named Lars Buttertoast,
Speaker 1: which is I'm using that somewhere because it's a great
Speaker 1: fake Dave and acts like he does not know the
Speaker 1: Stevens personally, but Tim Meadows finally realizes it's Twitty, the
Speaker 1: guy who gave him all the info, so he locks
Speaker 1: him up in the wardrobe trailer. Meanwhile, Tawny gets a
Speaker 1: concussion because she gets hit in the head full on
Speaker 1: by a coconut, which.
Speaker 2: By the way, can kill you. Yes, that's people die.
Speaker 1: From getting hit in the head by coconuts. Tawny just
Speaker 1: forgot random things like why she was there, yeah, which
Speaker 1: is weird. On the island, tim Meadows finds out they
Speaker 1: beat Gotcha in the ratings by one point, but it's
Speaker 1: not enough for him. He wants to clobber them so
Speaker 1: oh in the ultimate of dcom Dick Moves, he tells
Speaker 1: Mutai to get that kiss from RHND tomorrow and then Dumper.
Speaker 1: And because Mootai, much like the actor who plays him,
Speaker 1: is such a nice guy, he can tell this bothers him.
Speaker 4: I mean yes, and it's like, you really start feeling
Speaker 4: for Wren. Oh, it's already gone through a breakup.
Speaker 1: Why does she have to get just her little brothered
Speaker 1: over clearly loved more than by her parents who let
Speaker 1: this kid get away with anything.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean it is just you really do start
Speaker 2: to feel for her. Yes. The next day, Lewis, his
Speaker 2: mom and Donnie, who slept in the dirt. They have
Speaker 2: no food.
Speaker 1: Things are getting rough, especially when Lewis finds one peanut
Speaker 1: that they try to separate three ways, but it is
Speaker 1: then stolen by the wild robot squirrel, leaving them with nothing. Ren,
Speaker 1: her dad, and Beans are in a similar predicament. They
Speaker 1: lost their fire because Beans pete on it in the
Speaker 1: middle of the night. As anybody used to campell out.
Speaker 1: By the way, when you pee on a fire, it
Speaker 1: just sticks. Reren gets in an argument with her dad
Speaker 1: and takes off to go see Mootai, who's contemplating life
Speaker 1: on a rock. She wants to go home and Moutie
Speaker 1: goes off script. He says, one day, very soon, she'll
Speaker 1: be back with her family and we'll feel like this
Speaker 1: was never real. Then they totally mac on each other
Speaker 1: and possibly the first ever tongue sloppy dcom kiss man.
Speaker 3: This kiss was unreal. It was a shocking moment. It
Speaker 3: seemed like it went on for a very long time.
Speaker 1: This is what I thought being Pooka was. This is
Speaker 1: what I thought was gonna happen, I mean, craziness. All
Speaker 1: of a sudden, Mootie starts morphing into Jason, which is
Speaker 1: his real name we find out later, and starts to
Speaker 1: tell him the truth, much like I can't remember the
Speaker 1: actress's name. Who's about to tell uh Jim Carrey the
Speaker 1: truth in the Truman Show that same moment. Yes, Tim
Speaker 1: Meadows then gets on and calls for a code read,
Speaker 1: and villagers run up and take.
Speaker 2: Him away, blaming everything on Lewis.
Speaker 1: I always the entire time that's thinking, why does he
Speaker 1: just go You're on a TV show?
Speaker 2: Uh, that's all you got to say? See how fast
Speaker 2: it was on a TV show that quick? I just
Speaker 2: said it twice.
Speaker 1: You're on a TV show three times? That's all that's
Speaker 1: I've already done. Meanwhile, Twitty somehow got out of this trailer.
Speaker 1: It is now dressed as a villager, blending him with
Speaker 1: the actors and infiltrating the production tent, pulling out all
Speaker 1: the cords.
Speaker 2: Just as Ren and Lewis were about to fight, the
Speaker 2: network cuts.
Speaker 1: To Holiday Fun with Cynthia Mills, which is a very
Speaker 1: fun Easter egg for even Stevens viewers who might remember
Speaker 1: her from an episode of the show as Wren's favorite newscaster.
Speaker 4: Oh that's cool.
Speaker 2: I didn't know that.
Speaker 1: Thank you, very cool. Hilariously, she is teaching viewers how
Speaker 1: to paint an Easter egg. Another little joke there. She's
Speaker 1: the easter forget tim Meadows scrambles to get a show
Speaker 1: back on the air. As Donnie runs into Tawny on
Speaker 1: the island, nervous she is also a mirage, he rushes
Speaker 1: her to his parents, who have reunited and figured out
Speaker 1: with Beans that they've been scammed by Miles all along.
Speaker 1: Donnie reveals Tawny, who he's happy to hear, is in
Speaker 1: fact real, and then she tells them all about the
Speaker 1: TV show so after she gets her memory back after
Speaker 1: being clonked on the head. Since they're currently off the air,
Speaker 1: them coming to their senses isn't transmitted to the public
Speaker 1: or Miles what we don't see this. We kind of
Speaker 1: don't know what's going on, but we know they're not
Speaker 1: in the air right now, because she's like, when we
Speaker 1: see we.
Speaker 2: Know they're twitty. Yeah, Twitty's like, actually, they're not on
Speaker 2: the air right now.
Speaker 1: We learn that a little bit later, but they then
Speaker 1: run into Twitty, who admits he sold out the family.
Speaker 1: The Stevens want to come up with a plan to
Speaker 1: get the family fake out back, but first they must
Speaker 1: find Ren and Lewis before they actually kill each other.
Speaker 1: And again, I did not watch the series, but I
Speaker 1: think for fans of this, this is the culmination of
Speaker 1: three years of the brothers and sisters being at each other.
Speaker 1: She is now armed with a spear and looking feral,
Speaker 1: and this is kind of wow. It's about It goes back.
Speaker 3: To she has been dealing with years and years of
Speaker 3: what happened at her graduation.
Speaker 4: During her speech, this is right years visit. She has
Speaker 4: at it.
Speaker 1: It's going down at it. The show goes back on
Speaker 1: the air just as Ren is sharpening a spirit a
Speaker 1: killer brother. She's gone stark, raving, mad, Lord of the
Speaker 1: Fly style. She has rage in her eyes. When she
Speaker 1: finally catches up to Lewis, she says he ruined her
Speaker 1: life the day he was born, and she's literally growling now.
Speaker 1: She chases him through the jungle as America watches on,
Speaker 1: eventually leading him to a very high ledge. Any further
Speaker 1: and he will die just then Miles shows up at
Speaker 1: a jeep frantically trying to calm Rade down. The whole
Speaker 1: Stevens family joins and they're all trying to end the situation.
Speaker 1: Miles and the Stephens family even reveal they're actually on
Speaker 1: a TV show.
Speaker 2: But Ren doesn't believe it. She's too far gone. She
Speaker 2: can't take Lewis anymore.
Speaker 1: And now she's pushed him over the ledge and it
Speaker 1: looks like he's fallen to his death.
Speaker 4: It's like, what, Oh my gosh, tons I've been Wake up, Wren.
Speaker 4: This has to be a dream. There's no way.
Speaker 1: Shagged rocks in a giant cliff and he is off.
Speaker 1: Miles is now sobbing.
Speaker 2: He's so sorry.
Speaker 1: It wasn't supposed to end this way. The family is
Speaker 1: beside themselves, and then we hear a helicopter. Wren is
Speaker 1: laughing and the Stevens are loving it. Helicopter flies up.
Speaker 1: It is Dave Coolier in the chopper with a twist
Speaker 1: on a twist. He's the host of Gotcha and they
Speaker 1: pranked Miles on his own show. Lewis actually this.
Speaker 2: I just had to let this go because none it
Speaker 2: made any sense.
Speaker 1: But Lewis actually apparently jumped into a net that we
Speaker 1: didn't see, which also just dangerous as hell, and the
Speaker 1: helicopter ended up saving him with the giant ladder, which
Speaker 1: we also didn't see even though it was right under everything.
Speaker 2: Hey, I'm in I got it. It's liney chase.
Speaker 3: No one there on the ladder, like when they save
Speaker 3: people that way, someone's on the ladder with them on them.
Speaker 2: Because yeah, none of it made it.
Speaker 3: Let's be honest, Shia Labuff has not hit his transformer
Speaker 3: body yet, so his arms are not able to support
Speaker 3: his body.
Speaker 4: Waits on that ladder, no way.
Speaker 1: And also let's let the apparent he's supposed to be
Speaker 1: like eleven or twelve year old climb up on the
Speaker 1: helicopter ladder by himself. But it's funny because when they
Speaker 1: fly up and it's the stunt guy who's clearing his forties.
Speaker 5: It was fine, but.
Speaker 4: They're like, oh no, big Dylles the stunt guy.
Speaker 1: Yes, but he actually jumped into the net. The helicopter
Speaker 1: saved him. It was all set up to prank the prankster.
Speaker 1: Then we flipped the channel to Gotcha and hear all
Speaker 1: about how Twitty and Tawny called the Rival show and
Speaker 1: helped the Stevens turn the tables. Miles knows his careers
Speaker 1: over and tries to make a run for it.
Speaker 2: We then cut to Ren.
Speaker 1: She's got a lot in her mind. She's staring off
Speaker 1: the beautiful ocean. Lewis runs up. Their plane home has arrived.
Speaker 1: She apologizes for blaming him for everything, and Lewis says
Speaker 1: he would never do anything to hurt her and it
Speaker 1: is a very nice moment and a great way I
Speaker 1: imagine to end the series. Yeah, they love it, and
Speaker 1: he says, well, what about Jason, and she says, I
Speaker 1: have no idea what you're talking about. And then Mutai
Speaker 1: appears Jason is his real name, to give him some
Speaker 1: alone time. Shia does an incredible roll off the ledge
Speaker 1: that he should have won another Emmy Ford just for
Speaker 1: that awesome Jason says he may be an actor, but
Speaker 1: he really liked Ren Justice. Her dad makes a final
Speaker 1: call to board. He asks if he can see her again,
Speaker 1: and Christy.
Speaker 2: Leans in.
Speaker 1: Mouth already open to suck face with Jason for another kiss. Wow,
Speaker 1: it's the first time we see actual tongue. Incredible and
Speaker 1: he can now consider that yes, they will see each
Speaker 1: other again. Music plays as the family boards the plane
Speaker 1: and we get one last hug and a cute little
Speaker 1: cheek kis between Wren and Lewis. They then fly away
Speaker 1: and we get some update from Beans on our characters.
Speaker 1: Donnie went off to college which is clearly green screen
Speaker 1: by the way, where he excelled in football, baseball, and philosophy.
Speaker 2: Okay, not philosophy. Mister Steven's got a new job at
Speaker 2: a new firm.
Speaker 1: Lewis is back in his super lounge share now with
Speaker 1: Tawny as some sparks seem to be sparked between them
Speaker 1: and Ren and Moutai aka Jason. She's already pregnant because
Speaker 1: of the way they've been kissing. They have taken it
Speaker 1: very good.
Speaker 2: I'm kidding. They've just become inseparable.
Speaker 1: They are a steady couple, and Beans gets a lot
Speaker 1: of quality time with the Stevens, now hopefully doing some
Speaker 1: skinny dipping, interrupting their family dinner and sparking a huge argument.
Speaker 1: We leave right where we started before the vacation, with
Speaker 1: everybody at each other's throats. Then we cut to Christy
Speaker 1: Carlson Romano in a bit of a music video with
Speaker 1: all the characters from the movie in her band, including
Speaker 1: Shia on drums. She's singing a song called dream Vacation,
Speaker 1: and in true Decom fashion, we see bloopers from everyone
Speaker 1: in characters dancing along to the jam. We freeze on
Speaker 1: a hog between Christy and Shia out of character, and
Speaker 1: the credits roll the end, and there's your film.
Speaker 2: Everybody's wo Sabrina. Why don't we do some real reviews?
Speaker 2: What do you think of that? I think you've got
Speaker 2: the five star?
Speaker 3: Yes, we have the five star this week. What it
Speaker 3: got for us from an unnamed review? Yes, I am
Speaker 3: a Disney girl. This movie makes me laugh so incredibly high,
Speaker 3: so incredibly hard.
Speaker 4: Shia rocks my socks.
Speaker 1: Ooh, I like that rocks my socks. I have the
Speaker 1: one star this week, and it is from somebody named
Speaker 1: Molly A. Not my type of movie. HH seven and
Speaker 1: U U B five G five R star B R
Speaker 1: F E D d fff. I'm doing this so I
Speaker 1: can be done with the review. And yes, there is
Speaker 1: a character minimum on these reviews.
Speaker 2: One star.
Speaker 1: So I'd love to sit down with Molly A and say,
Speaker 1: why even take the time, Mollie.
Speaker 4: Yes, did you not like the show? Because this is
Speaker 4: just not making sense why.
Speaker 1: Even if you're literally gonna gen j JMT, why even
Speaker 1: take the time we are now going to come to
Speaker 1: I like it, but it is Sabrina's favorite segment of
Speaker 1: every episode that we do.
Speaker 2: It is our weekly feature where we get to play
Speaker 2: games and oh does she love these?
Speaker 3: Now?
Speaker 1: We have one this week again from producer Jensen. This week,
Speaker 1: we're playing a game called even Stevens or Unbalanced Malice.
Speaker 1: We will be given two things and we must decide
Speaker 1: if they are the same numerically even stevens or not
Speaker 1: the same. For example, we might get half a dozen
Speaker 1: eggs and Resident Evil Movies and that would be even
Speaker 1: Stevens because they're both six. I'm gonna be honest with you,
Speaker 1: I did not read that well. I don't know the
Speaker 1: answers any week, but sometimes I read through the questions.
Speaker 1: I didn't even read through the questions this time because
Speaker 1: I thought the it was so interesting the concept at
Speaker 1: the top that I was like, let's see because it's kind.
Speaker 2: Of math but also kind of pop culture.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna suck at this, all right?
Speaker 2: Three out of five?
Speaker 5: Good chance, Sabrina, you are gonna suck at this.
Speaker 1: You're gonna be great here, we go three out of
Speaker 1: five wins. Okay, Number one inches in a foot and
Speaker 1: people in a traditional US journey. I'm pretty sure I
Speaker 1: know this.
Speaker 2: Is even Stevens.
Speaker 5: Yeah, twelve, even Stevens A twelve, very good start, everyone.
Speaker 2: Yes, okay.
Speaker 1: Number two work gets convoluted. The amount of starting basketball
Speaker 1: players on one team and the number of seasons of
Speaker 1: step by step there were?
Speaker 2: Go ahead, you pick first.
Speaker 4: On a starting team?
Speaker 5: Is that?
Speaker 4: How many are out on the court?
Speaker 2: How many?
Speaker 1: I'm just kidding, Lifeline, I'm gonna say, unbalanced mallet.
Speaker 2: I think there's five starters in a basket.
Speaker 1: I thought they did seven at seven or eight of
Speaker 1: step by Steve, feel like.
Speaker 4: There was so many seasons of step by step.
Speaker 2: Unbalanced from both of us. What do you got, Jensen?
Speaker 5: Unbalanced? Mouse? Will is so good at this, he got
Speaker 5: it five and seven?
Speaker 2: Yes, love that.
Speaker 4: Wait, there's only five out on the basketball court.
Speaker 2: There seems there's so many ten ten total? Yeah, okay, yeah,
Speaker 2: five five on the start right, five on each team? Okay?
Speaker 2: Number three? Then, oh jeez.
Speaker 1: This the number of WrestleManias there have been and the
Speaker 1: amount of singles. Michael Jackson had the Billboard Hot one
Speaker 1: hundred in his career.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna go's gonna know that. I don't know Jensen.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna go with even Stevens though, because I feel
Speaker 3: like there's a million WrestleManias.
Speaker 2: Okay, but I think we've got to pick the numbers.
Speaker 4: We have to pick the numbers we have this.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna try.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say even Stevens, and I'm going to say
Speaker 1: it's going to be one hundred and six.
Speaker 2: Haven't there been like one hundred WrestleManias?
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I'm trying to think how many Michael Jackson
Speaker 3: albums do you think there were?
Speaker 4: There's like twelve or twelve to fifteen on each album.
Speaker 2: He's gotta have.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say one hundred and six,
Speaker 1: even Stevens.
Speaker 5: Okay, No, it's unbalanced, malice forty WrestleMania's fifty one Michael
Speaker 5: Jackson has.
Speaker 4: Ohkay, wow, Wow, numbers are not as big as I
Speaker 4: thought they'd be.
Speaker 1: Okay, wow, Okay. Number four is the number of movies
Speaker 1: about American distance runners.
Speaker 2: So random.
Speaker 1: The number of movies about American distance runner Steve Prefontaine
Speaker 1: and the amount of times quote I'm gonna make him
Speaker 1: an offer he can't refuse, is said.
Speaker 2: In The Godfather. Oh my gosh, do you want to
Speaker 2: take a stab?
Speaker 3: It's gotta be unbalanced malice because I don't know of
Speaker 3: any movie about this random runner guy.
Speaker 2: Okaye know who he is?
Speaker 1: Yes, of course, Okay, So I think it's unbalanced malice.
Speaker 1: I think there were two. I think there was that
Speaker 1: Steve Prefontaine the Story and then Without Limits I think
Speaker 1: was So I think there were two, and I think
Speaker 1: I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse is
Speaker 1: only said one.
Speaker 2: So I think it's two and one.
Speaker 5: Okay, I mean, I'm going to give you the win.
Speaker 5: But I do think the creepier part of this is
Speaker 5: there are two Prefontein movies, which both Will and I
Speaker 5: would know. But I'm gonna make him an offer he
Speaker 5: can't refuse is said three times in The Godfather.
Speaker 1: Is real?
Speaker 4: See?
Speaker 3: I feel like it was said a couple of times
Speaker 3: in The Godfather. Yeah, three times. I knew it was
Speaker 3: definitely more than two. Yeah, So I figured, yeah, I
Speaker 3: thought there'd be more than the movies about this.
Speaker 1: Wow, okay, wow, the Steve Prefontaine, it's a pretty amazing
Speaker 1: story actually is this guy his coach on a waffle
Speaker 1: iron made him new shoes, which is how the Nike
Speaker 1: company started. Oh wow, literally as a runner from Oregon who,
Speaker 1: right before he was going to go to the Olympics
Speaker 1: was killed in a car accident.
Speaker 2: Okay, it's great, I can get really good story.
Speaker 1: There was the good one with Billy crewed up, and
Speaker 1: then there was the bad one with Jared Leto.
Speaker 2: Oh yes, anyway, number five. In the last one, we
Speaker 2: have touchdowns thrown by Peyton.
Speaker 1: Manning in twenty thirteen said in the all time record
Speaker 1: for quarterbacks and the amount of months the original Star
Speaker 1: Trek ran from debut to cancelation.
Speaker 2: Oh, I think I know it, but I'm not sure.
Speaker 4: I feel like this is random. So I'm gonna do
Speaker 4: even Stevens.
Speaker 2: I think it's even Stevens two, but only because I
Speaker 2: think it was thirty six months for Star Trek, because
Speaker 2: the original Star Trek only did three seasons.
Speaker 1: So I'm gonna I'm wondering if it's gonna be thirty
Speaker 1: six touchdowns as well.
Speaker 5: Let's see Steven Stevens at fifty five.
Speaker 1: Fifty five Wait a minute, fifty five months. Oh, they
Speaker 1: must have broken it up because they only did three seasons.
Speaker 5: Yeah, fifty five got bank a right, fifty five win.
Speaker 5: I mean there's a slight asterisk here, but you win.
Speaker 2: I don't consider that a win. Sabrina can take the win.
Speaker 2: I don't consider I lost that as far as.
Speaker 4: I can't even care anymore. Again, you can't phaze me, numb,
Speaker 4: I'm not thank you once.
Speaker 1: Again, Producer Jensen for kind of making us feel like
Speaker 1: winners while also losers.
Speaker 3: Only loser always, Thanks much, And we do a Sabrina
Speaker 3: seas of course. First thing right from the start when
Speaker 3: we get this, oh, I just got hacked. So I'm
Speaker 3: like uber irrit it. Yes, and I'm uber irritated with
Speaker 3: all things. This is why I don't like computers and everything.
Speaker 3: And that got me so creeped out from the start
Speaker 3: of this movie, right the whole, just in the the
Speaker 3: web and it just yucky. And then we go onto
Speaker 3: the craziest And you would think by now they've done
Speaker 3: three seasons they'd have some type of family picture somewhere
Speaker 3: that they took to put up in their house just
Speaker 3: for a set object. Is the worst photoshot picture, I mean,
Speaker 3: like Shilah in the corner looking like he's sitting on
Speaker 3: someone's lap, like like you just look.
Speaker 4: It just is not good. I couldn't believe it.
Speaker 2: Right from the.
Speaker 3: Beginning, I'm going, oh my gosh, I never get a
Speaker 3: Sabrina sees that fat another is and sure, I'm sure
Speaker 3: you know will because Christie's voice is just dominating that
Speaker 3: initial Alma Mater that they're singing, and you know, she
Speaker 3: has just this amazing voice, and I just love that
Speaker 3: right from the start, you recognize it, you know it's
Speaker 3: her voice.
Speaker 4: I loved that. Of course, the no.
Speaker 3: Grounding, there was many dad and mom things, no grounding.
Speaker 3: Where are where is Bean's parents? And then also the
Speaker 3: dad looks at the mom and daughter when they're having
Speaker 3: a moment after the breakup, and it's like, this is
Speaker 3: a this looks like a mother daughter conversation.
Speaker 4: No empathy, nothing towards this board girl. So that was crazy.
Speaker 3: I've already talked about the run into the castle. The
Speaker 3: green screen just really shocked me.
Speaker 2: The outline one y.
Speaker 3: And I know that it's we're thinking back in the day,
Speaker 3: but even back in the day, they had a lot
Speaker 3: better green screen stuff than this.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the effects weren't great.
Speaker 3: The Jersey used a lot of green screen stuff, and
Speaker 3: it always looked that great.
Speaker 4: It looked good, you know, for that time. The snake. So,
Speaker 4: I don't know if I've told you about my situations
Speaker 4: with snakes. I hate them. I missed every time that
Speaker 4: snake came around, even the the one that was like
Speaker 4: a robot. I couldn't even.
Speaker 2: I'm really what I'm getting for your birthday?
Speaker 3: I felt like from here on out, I'm going to
Speaker 3: ask the producers please let me know that at some point,
Speaker 3: because it really I just it took me a moment,
Speaker 3: had to stop, get out, you really don't like snakes much,
Speaker 3: crap together, and just oh it was horrible. Finally the twist,
Speaker 3: I was so stoked that part really just went. Disney
Speaker 3: knows how to do what it seems like everything correct.
Speaker 2: Double twist, double twist.
Speaker 3: The double twist was amazing. And then I have to
Speaker 3: say this because I feel bad. I'm sure it's not
Speaker 3: her fault.
Speaker 4: Tawny, is it? Tawi was the front.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this poor girl.
Speaker 4: Had probably the worst wardrobe we have really seen. She
Speaker 4: I never noticed the wardrobe so random.
Speaker 3: She had a top that was just a brown just
Speaker 3: around the chest area was brown and everything else was batterned.
Speaker 2: It was weird.
Speaker 4: I felt bad. I felt bad.
Speaker 2: I felt bad.
Speaker 3: The coconut sound when her head gets hit. Why was
Speaker 3: it a cartoon sound?
Speaker 4: But was it like bing bing? It was so weird.
Speaker 4: The last but not least.
Speaker 3: I just needed to know this because of course, you
Speaker 3: know me, I'm such such a goof. I screenshot the
Speaker 3: egg that she was doing.
Speaker 2: Because you're gonna do it for that, You're gonna make
Speaker 2: it with the bunny ears of the tail. Oh man,
Speaker 2: you're gonna do it. You're gonna do the Easter egg.
Speaker 2: Well that's kind of genius. That's it.
Speaker 4: But I just had to say I'm gonna do it.
Speaker 3: And then of course we talked about how crazy Christie
Speaker 3: is the last fifteen minutes. She's feral, phenomenal, phenomenal and
Speaker 3: so great. Love you, Christy, seriously, you were the best
Speaker 3: in this. I loved it so much and I'm so
Speaker 3: glad this is how they wrapped up their series. I
Speaker 3: think the show deserved it. I think this was something
Speaker 3: that was like, you know something, the way to end
Speaker 3: it on such a great note. I loved summed up
Speaker 3: their relationships and everything. It was just I loved, loved,
Speaker 3: loved this movie.
Speaker 5: Me too. I agree.
Speaker 1: So speaking of that, we now have to rate it
Speaker 1: one out of ten, and this week our options are
Speaker 1: one out of ten, sixty five episode rules one out
Speaker 1: of ten, serial Killers, name Bean one out of ten,
Speaker 1: Ultra Lounge Dramatic Superchairs, Mootai Jason's one out of ten,
Speaker 1: Robot Squirrels, fire God, Oprah's Hamburger's doing yoga, adults playing
Speaker 1: middle schoolers, or Shia's rolling off a ledge.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna pick this week.
Speaker 4: You pick this week?
Speaker 1: Thank you. I want to do adults playing middle schoolers. Yes,
Speaker 1: I think this week, and I think I also. Do
Speaker 1: I have to go first this time? Or do you
Speaker 1: go first this time?
Speaker 4: I think you went first. I think you went first.
Speaker 4: I've got a nine out of ten.
Speaker 3: That's that's good this movie again, because it did even
Speaker 3: though it had it seemed to be a pretty good
Speaker 3: production budget.
Speaker 2: Sure.
Speaker 3: The only thing that was jarring, you know, was the concoctions. Oh,
Speaker 3: I can't let this one go. The Sabrena seas. I
Speaker 3: don't know why I didn't see it. When he's playing
Speaker 3: with that thing that's controlling the beast, control I feel
Speaker 3: because Shai is just he's like this, he's flipping the
Speaker 3: camera off, but in a non think a non yes,
Speaker 3: I definitely think he did did by this time on
Speaker 3: his channel, he's pushing boundaries, seeing what he can get
Speaker 3: asked everyone else for sure.
Speaker 4: He's love that total, total jokester like that. So I
Speaker 4: I couldn't let that one go. Even though that kind
Speaker 4: of stuff was, you know, quirky and whatever, but you
Speaker 4: know the location.
Speaker 3: I knew that they did shoot this in Hawaii, so
Speaker 3: that was beautiful, was great, but we are not dealing
Speaker 3: with one of these mega musicals, one of these mega
Speaker 3: franchise type things.
Speaker 4: Even though it was a show first and I thought
Speaker 4: it was awesome, this was so fun. I mean, I.
Speaker 3: Definitely Jordan and I both love like laughed out loud
Speaker 3: so many times. The acting was phenomenal, the script was great.
Speaker 3: I mean I loved it top to bottom.
Speaker 1: I absolutely agree with you one hundred percent. As a
Speaker 1: matter of fact, I even agree with the number. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm also going to give it nine adults playing middle
Speaker 1: schoolers for all the reasons you just said. Great cast,
Speaker 1: great writing, great stunt casting with Tim Meadows and Dave Coolier,
Speaker 1: it all worked.
Speaker 2: It was so Disney Channel to.
Speaker 1: Me food fights and gadgets, yep, and misunderstandings.
Speaker 2: And Shia being Hi.
Speaker 1: I'm Christy being Christy. I'm also giving it nine adults
Speaker 1: playing middle schoolers. It is clearly a different type of
Speaker 1: movie than the movies we've been watching when it comes
Speaker 1: to these big descendants in zombies' kind of movies. But
Speaker 1: as I've said now several times, a wonderful, perfect, quintessential
Speaker 1: example of this era of the Disney jem Yes, thought
Speaker 1: it was great. So our next movie is twenty fifteen's
Speaker 1: Bad Hair Day. It is available on Disney Plus, so
Speaker 1: check it out before our next episode so you can
Speaker 1: follow along with us and for our dedicated magical rewind feed.
Speaker 1: We've talked to my very good pal, yeah Christy Carlson Romano,
Speaker 1: all about the Even Stevens movie for our Park Copper episode,
Speaker 1: and she told us everything we need to know about
Speaker 1: this little gem.
Speaker 2: So check out a sneak peek here. Yeah, I mean
Speaker 2: Even Stevens movie almost didn't get made.
Speaker 6: I think we knew that Lizzy was going to have
Speaker 6: a feature film, and we were a little jealous. And
Speaker 6: I'm not just speaking for myself, I know that Shia
Speaker 6: was very competitive as well, and so we were kind
Speaker 6: of always competitive with the Lizzy Show because we felt that,
Speaker 6: like Our Joe, were a little bit more for adults,
Speaker 6: and they had a little bit more of an enjoyment factor,
Speaker 6: kind of like with Boy Meets World.
Speaker 4: It was like the adults could watch it and the
Speaker 4: kids could watch it.
Speaker 6: Yes, Lizzie had a lot more sight gags, a lot
Speaker 6: more zaniness, a lot more fun kid stuff.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the cartoon itself definitely made it even right there.
Speaker 2: We had so much fun with her. She spilled some tea.
Speaker 2: See we had to cut some out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's I'm not even going to get into some
Speaker 1: of the stuff we talked about and some of the
Speaker 1: stuff we were not allowed to air.
Speaker 2: But what a conversation that was.
Speaker 3: Yes, And it's cool to just watch her as she's
Speaker 3: talking about it. I mean, she looks back so fondly
Speaker 3: on her time.
Speaker 2: She does. She loved being on the Channel, loves it.
Speaker 3: She feels honored to be a part of the Disney
Speaker 3: Channel family. And I loved hearing her thoughts on what
Speaker 3: it was like to wrap up a show. You know,
Speaker 3: I mean, we know how it is, but to really
Speaker 3: hear it from someone else of you know you're on
Speaker 3: this big situation. She's you know, it's a big chapter
Speaker 3: for life that wrapped up right then. So it's very
Speaker 3: cool to talk to her about all of those sales,
Speaker 3: a very.
Speaker 1: Fun interview, So please go check that out and check
Speaker 1: out bad hair Day, Big hair Day, Bad hair Day,
Speaker 1: Bad hair bad hair Day for next time, and we
Speaker 1: will see you then.
Speaker 2: Thanks for joining us, everybody, Bye bye,