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Speaker 1: bone heads. Bone Heads tell me something good? Man? We

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Speaker 1: But what is that why the whole continter was shut?

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Speaker 1: Oh you're back. All of a sudden, I thought you quit? What? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: So he's It all started when a dumbas met another dumbass,

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Speaker 1: So losers, what up? Everybody? I'm Lunchbox. I know the

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Speaker 1: What's up everyone. I'm Eddie and I know the least

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Speaker 1: but he's still stubborn. What is this. You're driving home

419
00:20:44,040 --> 00:20:45,480
Speaker 1: and you feel like it's eighty degrees and you're like,

420
00:20:45,520 --> 00:20:48,439
Speaker 1: I better go play golf. No. I woke up yesterday

421
00:20:48,480 --> 00:20:50,240
Speaker 1: morning and I looked at the weather and I was like, man,

422
00:20:50,960 --> 00:20:53,359
Speaker 1: I think I'm gonna go play golf today. And so

423
00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:56,560
Speaker 1: I got done with work and I was like, let's

424
00:20:56,600 --> 00:20:58,240
Speaker 1: go to the golf course. So I walk into the

425
00:20:58,560 --> 00:21:00,200
Speaker 1: club house and I said, hey, man, I want to

426
00:21:00,240 --> 00:21:04,480
Speaker 1: play eighteen. Um where you can? You can tell us that,

427
00:21:04,600 --> 00:21:08,880
Speaker 1: tell us MCB, can you bring can you bring cooler there? Yeah?

428
00:21:08,920 --> 00:21:11,600
Speaker 1: You can bring cooler here? Okay, Ted talk Hey the club,

429
00:21:11,880 --> 00:21:15,320
Speaker 1: I mean Ted talk t R Yeah, got it? So

430
00:21:16,359 --> 00:21:20,000
Speaker 1: Thomas rhets scorers yeah, Thomas Rhett Right, So I go in.

431
00:21:20,119 --> 00:21:22,440
Speaker 1: I want to play eighteen. Oh yeah, man, I'm walking

432
00:21:22,480 --> 00:21:25,399
Speaker 1: to riding. I'm gonna ride, no problem, man, all right,

433
00:21:25,840 --> 00:21:28,080
Speaker 1: car keys are in the cart and go ahead. Cool.

434
00:21:28,400 --> 00:21:31,520
Speaker 1: It's wide open out there, wide open. There's no one.

435
00:21:32,040 --> 00:21:35,320
Speaker 1: So I'm playing boom. You're hitting one ball, two balls,

436
00:21:35,920 --> 00:21:38,320
Speaker 1: some holes. I'm hitting three balls, some balls, some holes.

437
00:21:38,359 --> 00:21:43,560
Speaker 1: I'm hitting two. You know, it just depends, uh mostly No. No,

438
00:21:44,040 --> 00:21:46,520
Speaker 1: my drivers. My driver's way out of whack. I don't

439
00:21:46,560 --> 00:21:48,400
Speaker 1: know what's wrong with my driver. I'm check the grind

440
00:21:48,720 --> 00:21:51,000
Speaker 1: like you. I'm pulling everything. I'm coming across it and

441
00:21:51,080 --> 00:21:53,199
Speaker 1: going way. I mean, I'm hitting it far, but it's

442
00:21:53,240 --> 00:21:54,920
Speaker 1: going left. You need to get a new skin on

443
00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:57,040
Speaker 1: that handle. Now. It ain't the skin on the handle, man.

444
00:21:57,080 --> 00:21:58,960
Speaker 1: It's nothing to do with double check your grip. Oh,

445
00:21:59,040 --> 00:22:01,359
Speaker 1: I check my grip. I do my practice wings. Let

446
00:22:01,400 --> 00:22:04,159
Speaker 1: me get you some gloves from Costco. Maybe that might

447
00:22:04,240 --> 00:22:06,439
Speaker 1: be what I knowedling, what did you have? You had

448
00:22:06,480 --> 00:22:08,840
Speaker 1: something in there, some golf thing the yellow? Yeah? What

449
00:22:08,880 --> 00:22:11,240
Speaker 1: do those? It extends your arms, It helps you to

450
00:22:11,640 --> 00:22:13,439
Speaker 1: have a better drive. Oh, it's like a warm up.

451
00:22:13,480 --> 00:22:16,720
Speaker 1: It's like a donut. Yes, it's like the warm up. Yeah,

452
00:22:16,720 --> 00:22:19,520
Speaker 1: you're waiting back. Yeah, tried taking on the course with you.

453
00:22:20,040 --> 00:22:26,680
Speaker 1: People are like, what's the dingle berry in your dag? Yeah,

454
00:22:26,680 --> 00:22:28,359
Speaker 1: you're right, I'm gonna do and you know, I mean,

455
00:22:28,560 --> 00:22:30,440
Speaker 1: so it's pretty wide open, it's flowing. You're not you

456
00:22:30,480 --> 00:22:32,720
Speaker 1: don't have to wait on anybody. There's other groups, you know,

457
00:22:32,960 --> 00:22:35,760
Speaker 1: But I'm by myself. Cool, I'm smoking too, cool, cool,

458
00:22:37,560 --> 00:22:40,320
Speaker 1: nah's drinking. And around number eight, I'm good on crown.

459
00:22:43,240 --> 00:22:45,080
Speaker 1: Number eight, I started catching up to people, you know

460
00:22:45,080 --> 00:22:46,280
Speaker 1: what I mean. I had to wait a little bit.

461
00:22:46,359 --> 00:22:48,119
Speaker 1: It was like a husband and wife in front of me,

462
00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:51,399
Speaker 1: but luckily they quit at nine. Cool. Great, you guys plucking.

463
00:22:52,840 --> 00:22:57,560
Speaker 1: So then you guys need a third for the threesome.

464
00:22:58,000 --> 00:23:01,280
Speaker 1: Not that way, not dirty. No. And then so round

465
00:23:01,400 --> 00:23:04,720
Speaker 1: number let's say eleven, there's another husband and wife in

466
00:23:04,800 --> 00:23:06,840
Speaker 1: front of me, and then there's a foursome in front

467
00:23:06,880 --> 00:23:09,440
Speaker 1: of them, and so I'm just sitting there waiting back,

468
00:23:09,600 --> 00:23:12,399
Speaker 1: waiting by myself. So I go back and play the

469
00:23:12,480 --> 00:23:15,640
Speaker 1: part three again. Hey, might as well you know, I well,

470
00:23:15,680 --> 00:23:18,080
Speaker 1: I mean there's no one behind. Made a hole twice yep,

471
00:23:18,480 --> 00:23:26,360
Speaker 1: might as well rowned upon not okay, etiquette. So I'm

472
00:23:26,440 --> 00:23:29,440
Speaker 1: teeing off on number fifteen. Right, it's a par four

473
00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:36,160
Speaker 1: going west right music going west. Well, there's a there's

474
00:23:36,200 --> 00:23:39,720
Speaker 1: a par three that is like to the left of

475
00:23:39,760 --> 00:23:43,720
Speaker 1: the fairway, like over across, and it's over water. Yes,

476
00:23:43,960 --> 00:23:48,120
Speaker 1: I remember that one, okay. And there's that foursome that's

477
00:23:48,200 --> 00:23:52,920
Speaker 1: driving up to it. And I'm against the wind. And

478
00:23:53,080 --> 00:23:56,280
Speaker 1: it was really hey, pretty windy yesterday. Oh yeah, pretty windy.

479
00:23:57,359 --> 00:24:03,439
Speaker 1: So I it up, I go boom and I hit.

480
00:24:03,560 --> 00:24:05,560
Speaker 1: And what have I been doing with my drive? Slicing it,

481
00:24:06,400 --> 00:24:10,200
Speaker 1: hooking it left, oh, pulling it duck and I yell

482
00:24:10,840 --> 00:24:17,720
Speaker 1: for for for yell at three times. I'm into the wind.

483
00:24:18,640 --> 00:24:23,240
Speaker 1: I can't hear it. Oh no, ladies getting ladies getting

484
00:24:23,240 --> 00:24:27,080
Speaker 1: out of her golf cart. You hit her, ball, bounces,

485
00:24:27,320 --> 00:24:31,600
Speaker 1: hit her in the boom, boom right in the side,

486
00:24:31,680 --> 00:24:35,960
Speaker 1: right under the left hip. Oh no, she hit the ground.

487
00:24:36,680 --> 00:24:39,120
Speaker 1: She just grabs it like and she and she throws

488
00:24:39,160 --> 00:24:40,800
Speaker 1: her hands up. I don't know if she says anything,

489
00:24:40,840 --> 00:24:42,960
Speaker 1: but because it's awful windy, so I have no idea.

490
00:24:43,520 --> 00:24:46,520
Speaker 1: Oh you saw her mouth move got mother and I

491
00:24:48,520 --> 00:24:51,760
Speaker 1: and I I I throw my hands up. My bad,

492
00:24:51,920 --> 00:24:55,440
Speaker 1: my bad. So I go driving up. You know you

493
00:24:55,520 --> 00:24:57,639
Speaker 1: gotta go drive up? What am I gonna say to

494
00:24:57,720 --> 00:25:00,440
Speaker 1: this guy? I'm sorry, partner, it's a girl. A girl.

495
00:25:00,440 --> 00:25:02,680
Speaker 1: I thought it was a husband. No, no, the husband

496
00:25:02,760 --> 00:25:05,000
Speaker 1: wife in front of me. The four out there, Yeah,

497
00:25:05,040 --> 00:25:06,960
Speaker 1: it was a it was a woman. It was Women's Day.

498
00:25:07,400 --> 00:25:09,440
Speaker 1: It was there was a group of four women that

499
00:25:09,520 --> 00:25:15,840
Speaker 1: I pulled up. Yes, hey, nope, okay, nope, nope. And

500
00:25:18,760 --> 00:25:21,480
Speaker 1: and so I roll up and she's like four do

501
00:25:21,560 --> 00:25:24,600
Speaker 1: you know for the etiquette? And I'm like, I'm sorry, man,

502
00:25:24,680 --> 00:25:26,560
Speaker 1: I am sorry. I yelled at three times and I'm

503
00:25:26,680 --> 00:25:28,760
Speaker 1: very loud, and I think it's because I'm against the wind.

504
00:25:29,040 --> 00:25:31,120
Speaker 1: You didn't hear me. I was yelling four or four

505
00:25:31,240 --> 00:25:33,879
Speaker 1: or four. I am so sorry. I am so sorry.

506
00:25:33,920 --> 00:25:36,960
Speaker 1: She goes, okay, okay, that makes up for it. That

507
00:25:37,080 --> 00:25:39,320
Speaker 1: makes up for it. I understand. She's like, look at

508
00:25:39,359 --> 00:25:42,800
Speaker 1: my bruise. Come here, let me and she was like,

509
00:25:43,080 --> 00:25:45,720
Speaker 1: she was like, I just I didn't bruising, man, Let

510
00:25:45,760 --> 00:25:47,800
Speaker 1: me lick it. She was like, let me give him

511
00:25:47,840 --> 00:25:49,639
Speaker 1: mouth to mouth hold. I will save that son of

512
00:25:49,760 --> 00:25:57,840
Speaker 1: a bitch. And she's like, it's okay, I understand, I understand.

513
00:25:57,920 --> 00:26:00,359
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry. She goes

514
00:26:00,440 --> 00:26:02,560
Speaker 1: up to hit her a little shot. We're still there.

515
00:26:02,600 --> 00:26:05,359
Speaker 1: You just watched her get because the two sums in

516
00:26:05,400 --> 00:26:06,760
Speaker 1: front of me is on the green. Now, so I

517
00:26:06,840 --> 00:26:09,960
Speaker 1: can't hit, okay, so I have to wait. And so

518
00:26:10,160 --> 00:26:13,920
Speaker 1: she goes to hit and dribbles at ten yards. She goes, see,

519
00:26:14,040 --> 00:26:16,080
Speaker 1: damn it, now I'm off my game. My hain't my

520
00:26:16,280 --> 00:26:18,119
Speaker 1: my my my head is not in the game. My

521
00:26:18,160 --> 00:26:19,520
Speaker 1: head is not in the game. And her friend's like,

522
00:26:19,560 --> 00:26:23,159
Speaker 1: just calm down, just relax, get your composure, don't know.

523
00:26:24,080 --> 00:26:26,480
Speaker 1: And then she's like, what's your name? I was like Jason,

524
00:26:27,560 --> 00:26:29,680
Speaker 1: and she was like, see this right here, and she points.

525
00:26:29,680 --> 00:26:31,960
Speaker 1: She goes, I'm gonna name this Jason. When the bruise

526
00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:35,040
Speaker 1: pops up, and I'm like, okay, you know she hitting

527
00:26:35,080 --> 00:26:37,560
Speaker 1: on you. I don't know, Yeah, you know what I mean.

528
00:26:37,680 --> 00:26:40,480
Speaker 1: She's like, it's okay, you know, how are you doing today? Oh? Good,

529
00:26:40,560 --> 00:26:43,680
Speaker 1: you know, blah blah. We're talking and then she was like,

530
00:26:43,760 --> 00:26:45,840
Speaker 1: do you need me to move the cart? And I'm like, no, no,

531
00:26:45,920 --> 00:26:47,560
Speaker 1: you're good, You're good. Don't worry about it because it

532
00:26:47,640 --> 00:26:49,680
Speaker 1: mounts back over into our fairway. I'll meet you in

533
00:26:49,720 --> 00:26:51,480
Speaker 1: the woods. I guess it was kind of the rough,

534
00:26:51,520 --> 00:26:54,600
Speaker 1: but there's really no grass out there right now. And

535
00:26:54,760 --> 00:26:58,560
Speaker 1: so the other couple is starting to come off the green.

536
00:26:59,160 --> 00:27:00,920
Speaker 1: So I go behind my ball and I'm starting to

537
00:27:00,960 --> 00:27:03,480
Speaker 1: look at, you know, the angle, and I'm just kind

538
00:27:03,520 --> 00:27:05,560
Speaker 1: of looking. She goes, what are you doing? What are

539
00:27:05,560 --> 00:27:07,640
Speaker 1: you doing? Do you not know the golf rules of golf?

540
00:27:07,760 --> 00:27:10,600
Speaker 1: You can't hit yet you're about to hit them. I

541
00:27:10,640 --> 00:27:12,639
Speaker 1: don't understand. So she yelled at you for hitting her,

542
00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:15,320
Speaker 1: and then she like hit on you for a little bit,

543
00:27:15,520 --> 00:27:18,840
Speaker 1: said she's gonna name her bruise Jason. And then now

544
00:27:18,880 --> 00:27:20,720
Speaker 1: she's yelling at you because you're about to hit. Yes,

545
00:27:20,840 --> 00:27:24,440
Speaker 1: it makes sense, Bipolar seen it before, So I said, man,

546
00:27:24,560 --> 00:27:26,720
Speaker 1: I know the rules of golf. I'm just looking to

547
00:27:26,880 --> 00:27:30,959
Speaker 1: see if I have an angle, and when they drive around,

548
00:27:31,240 --> 00:27:33,560
Speaker 1: that's when I'll hit I know the rules of golf.

549
00:27:33,680 --> 00:27:37,840
Speaker 1: Just it's okay, okay, okay, just making sure you know,

550
00:27:38,320 --> 00:27:41,120
Speaker 1: don't want you to hit them. I'm not. Don't worry

551
00:27:41,200 --> 00:27:42,920
Speaker 1: because at this point she thinks you hit everyone. She

552
00:27:43,040 --> 00:27:45,080
Speaker 1: thinks I hit everybody on the golf course. That's just

553
00:27:45,160 --> 00:27:47,320
Speaker 1: a normal thing that the golf ball. Dumb ass comes

554
00:27:47,359 --> 00:27:53,320
Speaker 1: plays by himself, just hits people all day again, no

555
00:27:53,560 --> 00:27:58,520
Speaker 1: job covering alcohol, like not drinking. It's not drinking. It's

556
00:27:58,520 --> 00:28:04,480
Speaker 1: probably got a freaking anklet. So I'm like, huh's I

557
00:28:04,600 --> 00:28:07,960
Speaker 1: get over the ball? What'd you pull out? The three hybrid? Yeah?

558
00:28:08,080 --> 00:28:12,840
Speaker 1: Hybrid because I'm like one coach seventy hits a driver. No, No,

559
00:28:13,320 --> 00:28:15,760
Speaker 1: because I'm like one seventy because I went way, I

560
00:28:15,840 --> 00:28:19,960
Speaker 1: went left hybrid and I'm into the wind, into the wind.

561
00:28:20,160 --> 00:28:21,639
Speaker 1: I see you warming up. Yeah, So I got the

562
00:28:21,680 --> 00:28:25,200
Speaker 1: double check, the grip, chet, the grip. I go to swing.

563
00:28:25,800 --> 00:28:34,040
Speaker 1: As I'm coming down, she goes, what the in my backswing? Man?

564
00:28:34,560 --> 00:28:37,520
Speaker 1: How old was this lady? Sixty five? I mean she's

565
00:28:37,520 --> 00:28:41,520
Speaker 1: a psychopath. I mean how many divorce divorces as she created?

566
00:28:41,800 --> 00:28:44,320
Speaker 1: And I get it, dude, you must be right now,

567
00:28:44,440 --> 00:28:47,760
Speaker 1: like going what the no I hit it, you know

568
00:28:47,760 --> 00:28:49,440
Speaker 1: what I mean, and it goes right next to the

569
00:28:49,520 --> 00:28:52,080
Speaker 1: green and got it was a good shot. But I

570
00:28:52,160 --> 00:28:54,840
Speaker 1: was like, what the hell is that? And she goes

571
00:28:54,880 --> 00:28:58,920
Speaker 1: what And I said, are you yelling at my backswing?

572
00:28:59,040 --> 00:29:02,040
Speaker 1: Get yelling in my back swing? She goes, oh, no,

573
00:29:02,160 --> 00:29:06,840
Speaker 1: I sneezed, and I said, oh, then bless you. Okay,

574
00:29:06,920 --> 00:29:11,000
Speaker 1: now you guys are flirting. Jesus, hold on, I'm so confused.

575
00:29:11,040 --> 00:29:13,520
Speaker 1: And then I said, so that you acting like everything

576
00:29:13,640 --> 00:29:15,720
Speaker 1: was cool, that was just bullshit. She goes, yeah, fuck

577
00:29:15,800 --> 00:29:18,760
Speaker 1: you what and I was like, she said yeah, and

578
00:29:18,800 --> 00:29:22,200
Speaker 1: I was like, holy crap. I was like, did you

579
00:29:22,880 --> 00:29:25,600
Speaker 1: I was sitting there. I go all right, keep it, classy.

580
00:29:25,640 --> 00:29:27,240
Speaker 1: I hope you have a great day. And she's like,

581
00:29:27,640 --> 00:29:30,400
Speaker 1: you dumb ass, you know, and she's and and I'm like,

582
00:29:31,120 --> 00:29:32,720
Speaker 1: I don't know what your problem is, but you acted

583
00:29:32,760 --> 00:29:34,760
Speaker 1: like everything was cool. Then you yell at my back swing.

584
00:29:35,040 --> 00:29:38,640
Speaker 1: That's just crazy. Now? Yeah, like what are her friends saying?

585
00:29:38,720 --> 00:29:41,160
Speaker 1: And then her friend goes, just shut up, just shut

586
00:29:41,320 --> 00:29:43,960
Speaker 1: up already. And I was like to me, she goes, yeah,

587
00:29:44,360 --> 00:29:47,920
Speaker 1: do you coach? It's just you though, Remember I understand

588
00:29:49,240 --> 00:29:54,000
Speaker 1: they hey, they will rip your penis off hey, and

589
00:29:54,160 --> 00:29:56,080
Speaker 1: so I'm like, feed it to you. I'm like, she's

590
00:29:56,120 --> 00:29:58,200
Speaker 1: the one yelling in my back swinging. She goes, she's

591
00:29:58,240 --> 00:29:59,960
Speaker 1: done talking. Now you need to be tongue talking because

592
00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:02,960
Speaker 1: I'm getting fired up. What the coach? I'm telling you,

593
00:30:03,160 --> 00:30:06,080
Speaker 1: I'm never going back to TR coach. It's not t R,

594
00:30:06,160 --> 00:30:08,560
Speaker 1: it's lunchbox. And I said he pisses people off. And

595
00:30:08,720 --> 00:30:12,680
Speaker 1: I said, well, I'm getting fired up too, you know

596
00:30:12,680 --> 00:30:16,080
Speaker 1: what I mean. Like, I'm like, it's own. And she

597
00:30:16,240 --> 00:30:18,720
Speaker 1: was like, you just need to shut up, shut up?

598
00:30:18,760 --> 00:30:20,800
Speaker 1: You want me beat your head. So I grabbed my

599
00:30:20,880 --> 00:30:24,800
Speaker 1: sandwich said come on. She goes, you just need to

600
00:30:24,840 --> 00:30:27,680
Speaker 1: shut the f up, and I was like, you shut up.

601
00:30:27,960 --> 00:30:31,360
Speaker 1: I was like you what am I missing something? But

602
00:30:31,440 --> 00:30:33,720
Speaker 1: you're arguing people you're never gonna see again in your life.

603
00:30:33,960 --> 00:30:35,880
Speaker 1: Why didn't you just get the hell out of there? Right?

604
00:30:36,320 --> 00:30:38,400
Speaker 1: And so then the lady that I hit starts to

605
00:30:38,600 --> 00:30:40,680
Speaker 1: drive off, and she as she's driving off, she goes,

606
00:30:41,720 --> 00:30:48,800
Speaker 1: just shut up mother what I was? And I was like,

607
00:30:49,520 --> 00:30:53,240
Speaker 1: oh she said it off color mark, no mother, Oh okay?

608
00:30:53,480 --> 00:30:56,479
Speaker 1: And I was like okay. And then the lady her

609
00:30:56,520 --> 00:30:58,320
Speaker 1: friend what her friend's like, yeah, you're just starting to

610
00:30:58,400 --> 00:31:00,560
Speaker 1: piss me off. You're starting to really kissed me off.

611
00:31:00,600 --> 00:31:04,800
Speaker 1: And I was like, by apologizing, I'm pissing you off,

612
00:31:05,560 --> 00:31:08,360
Speaker 1: and she goes, I'm just out of here because I'm

613
00:31:08,360 --> 00:31:11,120
Speaker 1: getting fired up, and they drove off. Wow, dude, I

614
00:31:11,120 --> 00:31:13,640
Speaker 1: would be like, how did you play golf after that? Oh? Dude,

615
00:31:13,720 --> 00:31:17,480
Speaker 1: next two holes? Total terrible, terrible, no, terrible. I would

616
00:31:17,520 --> 00:31:24,280
Speaker 1: have hit him, but it was just like what it

617
00:31:24,640 --> 00:31:28,080
Speaker 1: was the most bizarre and you had nobody to defend you, nobody,

618
00:31:28,080 --> 00:31:30,400
Speaker 1: and it was the only level headed when it sounded

619
00:31:30,480 --> 00:31:33,800
Speaker 1: like that, dude, they're straight? Were they were? They badass crazy?

620
00:31:33,840 --> 00:31:37,120
Speaker 1: I get that? But were they semi attractive? No? Okay,

621
00:31:37,200 --> 00:31:42,360
Speaker 1: so they were just retired and people angry divorce. Did

622
00:31:42,400 --> 00:31:45,840
Speaker 1: you report this to the country club? No, because it

623
00:31:45,960 --> 00:31:49,640
Speaker 1: was there was no country clubs tommun And it was

624
00:31:49,760 --> 00:31:52,160
Speaker 1: just like when she acts like, oh, it's okay, you know,

625
00:31:52,400 --> 00:31:54,320
Speaker 1: it's okay. I hope you're having a great day, how

626
00:31:54,440 --> 00:31:56,040
Speaker 1: you know, and talking to me about my golf game,

627
00:31:56,280 --> 00:32:00,239
Speaker 1: and then I go to swing and she goes up

628
00:32:00,720 --> 00:32:03,080
Speaker 1: and I was like, she goes, I sneezed. I mean

629
00:32:03,160 --> 00:32:05,000
Speaker 1: I was like, see she was still playing at that

630
00:32:05,480 --> 00:32:09,920
Speaker 1: she turned the switch where she played me to act

631
00:32:09,960 --> 00:32:11,720
Speaker 1: like it was all okay, And then when I swung,

632
00:32:12,160 --> 00:32:13,960
Speaker 1: she screams in my back swing and I was like,

633
00:32:14,160 --> 00:32:16,480
Speaker 1: so what about that hole? Like, oh, everything's okay. After

634
00:32:16,520 --> 00:32:19,440
Speaker 1: I apologize that was just bullshit, and she goes, yeah,

635
00:32:19,720 --> 00:32:23,560
Speaker 1: f you, and I was just like, and what's funny

636
00:32:23,640 --> 00:32:28,080
Speaker 1: is you yell in my backswing? It's not like we're

637
00:32:28,120 --> 00:32:29,760
Speaker 1: in a tournament. Guess what if I would have hit

638
00:32:29,800 --> 00:32:32,080
Speaker 1: a crappy shot, I would have just dropped the ball

639
00:32:32,080 --> 00:32:35,080
Speaker 1: and hit again, Like what do you think you're accomplishing?

640
00:32:35,400 --> 00:32:38,240
Speaker 1: It was so bizarre. You're gonna have that on the

641
00:32:38,320 --> 00:32:41,120
Speaker 1: course because some of these golf people aren't all there. Coach,

642
00:32:41,160 --> 00:32:42,640
Speaker 1: what are you talking? How many times have you played

643
00:32:42,680 --> 00:32:45,400
Speaker 1: golf by yourself all the time? Yeah? Has this ever

644
00:32:45,440 --> 00:32:48,880
Speaker 1: happened to you? I'm more standoffish. I wouldn't have went

645
00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:50,560
Speaker 1: right next to the women with him. I would have

646
00:32:50,600 --> 00:32:53,480
Speaker 1: just okay, we're skipping a hole. Oh. I would have said, sorry,

647
00:32:53,560 --> 00:32:55,440
Speaker 1: gotten my ball, moved it in my fairway, and then

648
00:32:55,520 --> 00:32:57,600
Speaker 1: like see you later. I think I hit the top

649
00:32:57,680 --> 00:32:59,280
Speaker 1: of a guy's cart one time and he was pissed

650
00:32:59,280 --> 00:33:02,040
Speaker 1: saying stuff, I just sorry about that, and then drove off.

651
00:33:02,120 --> 00:33:05,040
Speaker 1: I'm not getting in this conversation. Why did you stand

652
00:33:05,120 --> 00:33:07,560
Speaker 1: next to him and you freaking set up a picnic

653
00:33:07,680 --> 00:33:11,320
Speaker 1: and waited for the because it was cool, They said

654
00:33:11,360 --> 00:33:14,760
Speaker 1: they were She was okay, she she accepted, doesn't matter.

655
00:33:15,040 --> 00:33:17,160
Speaker 1: You know how weird it is to approach someone that

656
00:33:17,240 --> 00:33:19,720
Speaker 1: you hit. Well, I've only hit this only second person.

657
00:33:21,160 --> 00:33:22,640
Speaker 1: The other one was an eighty five year old man

658
00:33:22,640 --> 00:33:24,400
Speaker 1: and he went down right right. But you know how

659
00:33:24,440 --> 00:33:26,000
Speaker 1: you get that he would be playing in my forsom.

660
00:33:26,120 --> 00:33:28,400
Speaker 1: You know what's stronger than words. You pull out the

661
00:33:28,440 --> 00:33:31,360
Speaker 1: cell phone. You start videoing them swearing at you. That's

662
00:33:31,400 --> 00:33:34,000
Speaker 1: what gets the old people. No, that's that's when it

663
00:33:34,040 --> 00:33:38,000
Speaker 1: starts going crazy. You pull out your then your butter,

664
00:33:38,160 --> 00:33:42,080
Speaker 1: expose yourself or yours, be like you're gonna tell I mean,

665
00:33:42,120 --> 00:33:45,240
Speaker 1: they're not gonna believe you expose yourself. That's how you

666
00:33:45,320 --> 00:33:48,040
Speaker 1: get them. You didn't get it. You tried to get

667
00:33:48,120 --> 00:33:50,240
Speaker 1: him with words. You gotta fight them. No, no, I

668
00:33:50,320 --> 00:33:52,080
Speaker 1: didn't try to get them with words. I tried to

669
00:33:52,200 --> 00:33:55,160
Speaker 1: apologize for hitting her with a golf ball, but and

670
00:33:55,280 --> 00:33:58,080
Speaker 1: I'm like, you were logical and then they just came

671
00:33:58,160 --> 00:34:01,280
Speaker 1: back with swear words. Well, yes, that's why. It was

672
00:34:01,360 --> 00:34:04,160
Speaker 1: just like when she yelled in my backswing. Then I

673
00:34:04,320 --> 00:34:05,960
Speaker 1: was just all thrown off because I thought we were

674
00:34:05,960 --> 00:34:07,480
Speaker 1: all cool, we were on the same page. We were

675
00:34:07,560 --> 00:34:09,920
Speaker 1: and she named your her bruise after you. Yes, she goes,

676
00:34:09,960 --> 00:34:12,839
Speaker 1: I'm gonna name this. Jason like, oh, you know that's funny, dude,

677
00:34:12,880 --> 00:34:16,640
Speaker 1: that's terrifying that there's people out there that are that puller. Yeah,

678
00:34:16,960 --> 00:34:20,440
Speaker 1: oh man, and that's my wife goes, she could have

679
00:34:20,480 --> 00:34:22,040
Speaker 1: pulled a gun on you. One of those ladies could

680
00:34:22,040 --> 00:34:23,359
Speaker 1: have pulled a gun on you. And I'm like, yeah,

681
00:34:23,880 --> 00:34:27,279
Speaker 1: I understand that, but I was they I feel like

682
00:34:27,320 --> 00:34:29,360
Speaker 1: they were cool because I had to go apologize. I

683
00:34:29,400 --> 00:34:33,279
Speaker 1: couldn't just ignore the situation, right, And so once they're

684
00:34:33,520 --> 00:34:35,719
Speaker 1: they were still angry. I get it, pick up your ball,

685
00:34:35,920 --> 00:34:37,320
Speaker 1: move it over to the fairway, and move on with

686
00:34:37,440 --> 00:34:40,480
Speaker 1: your life. But they were cool and having a conversation like, hey,

687
00:34:40,560 --> 00:34:43,320
Speaker 1: we're friends, dude. Maybe they're on drugs. Because when I

688
00:34:43,480 --> 00:34:45,560
Speaker 1: was in college and I was in college, we were

689
00:34:45,880 --> 00:34:48,080
Speaker 1: going to go see Dave Matthews band and we had

690
00:34:48,080 --> 00:34:51,439
Speaker 1: a pre party at the at the apartment and they're

691
00:34:51,480 --> 00:34:53,600
Speaker 1: like six people and there was this chick that shut up.

692
00:34:53,640 --> 00:34:55,680
Speaker 1: Nobody really knew her. I knew her a little bit.

693
00:34:55,800 --> 00:34:59,400
Speaker 1: Five dudes one yeah, no, they were like three and

694
00:34:59,640 --> 00:35:03,160
Speaker 1: like and we found out later she took X but

695
00:35:03,880 --> 00:35:06,160
Speaker 1: but like at the time, we didn't know what was happening.

696
00:35:06,239 --> 00:35:09,480
Speaker 1: We took like shots or something, and after that shot,

697
00:35:10,040 --> 00:35:12,520
Speaker 1: she started like making out one of the dudes and

698
00:35:12,680 --> 00:35:15,480
Speaker 1: he was like this is a badass, Like, dude, who

699
00:35:15,680 --> 00:35:18,440
Speaker 1: is this ship? Like this is awesome? And then like

700
00:35:18,600 --> 00:35:20,160
Speaker 1: one of them, she like reached up to like kiss

701
00:35:20,239 --> 00:35:22,440
Speaker 1: him and then bit him in the cheek and then

702
00:35:22,520 --> 00:35:24,880
Speaker 1: like foa mother, and he was like whoa, she just

703
00:35:25,040 --> 00:35:26,880
Speaker 1: bat me do what the hell, dude, that was your

704
00:35:26,920 --> 00:35:29,919
Speaker 1: introduction to party? Dude. It's like this ship ain't cool.

705
00:35:29,960 --> 00:35:32,040
Speaker 1: And then it was like god, this she just bat me,

706
00:35:32,080 --> 00:35:34,360
Speaker 1: get her off of me. Whatever, and then she started

707
00:35:34,360 --> 00:35:36,040
Speaker 1: like freaking out. So then we threw her in a

708
00:35:36,080 --> 00:35:38,680
Speaker 1: bedroom and locked the door, dude, and she was like

709
00:35:39,440 --> 00:35:42,319
Speaker 1: yelling and then went to the concert. Oh god, yeah

710
00:35:42,360 --> 00:35:44,839
Speaker 1: I went to the concert. You led her in the room. Yeah,

711
00:35:44,880 --> 00:35:46,359
Speaker 1: I came back. She was to sleep in the room

712
00:35:47,600 --> 00:35:49,560
Speaker 1: and then we were like, hey, what do we do.

713
00:35:49,760 --> 00:35:53,600
Speaker 1: Now is your house? No? Is my buddy's apartment? And

714
00:35:53,800 --> 00:35:56,640
Speaker 1: you walked the girl in the bedroom? Yes, and then

715
00:35:56,840 --> 00:35:58,840
Speaker 1: she and then the next I don't know when we

716
00:35:58,920 --> 00:36:01,719
Speaker 1: got back, she woke, she's like, hey, so what were

717
00:36:01,760 --> 00:36:03,680
Speaker 1: we eating? Like what are we doing? And everyone's like,

718
00:36:03,920 --> 00:36:06,960
Speaker 1: do you realize you bit him? You broke his computer,

719
00:36:07,280 --> 00:36:09,640
Speaker 1: you threw that plate on the floor, like you went

720
00:36:09,840 --> 00:36:12,560
Speaker 1: freaking crazy? And she's like I did. She's like, yeah,

721
00:36:12,560 --> 00:36:14,560
Speaker 1: you guys wanted the Donalds And she's like, I guess

722
00:36:14,600 --> 00:36:22,000
Speaker 1: some bad ecstasy I took. Yeah, dude, that's crazy. So

723
00:36:22,120 --> 00:36:24,040
Speaker 1: maybe these chicks were on drugs. They definitely had a

724
00:36:24,080 --> 00:36:27,120
Speaker 1: couple of cocktails. I don't know, man, it was a

725
00:36:27,320 --> 00:36:30,719
Speaker 1: very awkward situation. That was my day at the golf course. Dude,

726
00:36:30,800 --> 00:36:32,879
Speaker 1: people are on the golf course angry like that though.

727
00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:36,520
Speaker 1: That's odd. It was rough, and we'll take a break

728
00:36:36,560 --> 00:36:39,399
Speaker 1: so we can catch rye. I mean the next two

729
00:36:39,440 --> 00:36:41,320
Speaker 1: holes all I could, I was just like what in

730
00:36:41,400 --> 00:36:43,160
Speaker 1: the trying to replay it in my head, and I

731
00:36:43,200 --> 00:36:44,759
Speaker 1: mean I was hitting the ball all over the place.

732
00:36:45,200 --> 00:36:46,600
Speaker 1: Not that I was playing great before that, but it

733
00:36:46,719 --> 00:36:50,319
Speaker 1: was just like, all right, the rounds shot whatever, but yeah,

734
00:36:50,440 --> 00:36:54,759
Speaker 1: we'll take a break. After the break, Ray, I'm ready

735
00:36:54,800 --> 00:36:57,400
Speaker 1: to hear your teath What do you want to go?

736
00:36:58,360 --> 00:37:00,959
Speaker 1: What you're gonna offer Eddie? Or are you gonna piss

737
00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:03,520
Speaker 1: me off? Because I mean I already got almost my asses. Yes,

738
00:37:03,560 --> 00:37:06,040
Speaker 1: you're already pissed off, So we're gonna go ahead and

739
00:37:06,080 --> 00:37:12,080
Speaker 1: piss him off some more. Yes? Does this thing ever end?

740
00:37:12,400 --> 00:37:14,600
Speaker 1: All right, this is the most pissed lunch is ever

741
00:37:14,719 --> 00:37:21,959
Speaker 1: gonna be. This message from Tommy Salami. He lives in Yeah,

742
00:37:23,200 --> 00:37:27,960
Speaker 1: he says. Once you remember when you found that parlay ticket,

743
00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:30,959
Speaker 1: you could have made five thousand dollars and you turned it. Yeah,

744
00:37:31,840 --> 00:37:34,200
Speaker 1: here's a verdict. The guy lives in Vegas, knows a lot.

745
00:37:34,760 --> 00:37:41,520
Speaker 1: He goes, what are his credentials? Are his credentials? His

746
00:37:41,680 --> 00:37:45,480
Speaker 1: name is Tommy Blahmi and he lives in Vegas. Are

747
00:37:45,680 --> 00:37:48,799
Speaker 1: those his credentials? That's he's worked at casinos. The dude

748
00:37:48,840 --> 00:37:51,040
Speaker 1: knows his ship. Yeah, he'll always hit me up and say,

749
00:37:51,080 --> 00:37:53,800
Speaker 1: oh this is that that he knows a shitload about casino.

750
00:37:54,719 --> 00:37:57,240
Speaker 1: LB would not have gotten in trouble for his found

751
00:37:57,400 --> 00:38:02,839
Speaker 1: sports ticket. Nevada Gaming calls that unattended property. I would

752
00:38:02,880 --> 00:38:04,880
Speaker 1: have just gone to the Tito machine, which is the

753
00:38:04,960 --> 00:38:07,400
Speaker 1: ticket in, ticket out. So it's the machine Tito. They

754
00:38:07,400 --> 00:38:09,359
Speaker 1: can do it. Some places have him. They had him

755
00:38:09,360 --> 00:38:11,600
Speaker 1: in Tunica. They probably have him in Vegas to cash

756
00:38:11,640 --> 00:38:14,200
Speaker 1: it out. He would have gotten the money unless the

757
00:38:14,320 --> 00:38:16,759
Speaker 1: guy lost it reported it before he cashed it out.

758
00:38:17,280 --> 00:38:19,479
Speaker 1: It will also take some time to find the ticket

759
00:38:19,520 --> 00:38:21,600
Speaker 1: in the system to cancel it one of it. That's

760
00:38:21,640 --> 00:38:23,719
Speaker 1: what happened. He did report, Yeah, I think the lady

761
00:38:23,760 --> 00:38:25,759
Speaker 1: did tell me that the person had put in a

762
00:38:25,960 --> 00:38:28,440
Speaker 1: report on the ticket. But the question is when you

763
00:38:28,520 --> 00:38:30,880
Speaker 1: first found it? How this? We need the timeline. I

764
00:38:31,040 --> 00:38:34,360
Speaker 1: found it after I placed my bets that morning. I

765
00:38:34,440 --> 00:38:37,200
Speaker 1: want the time, okay, So the games start at ten am,

766
00:38:37,320 --> 00:38:41,040
Speaker 1: Vegas time. Okay, So I found the ticket probably at

767
00:38:41,160 --> 00:38:45,000
Speaker 1: ten thirty three. Ah, I got oh twelve hours later, No,

768
00:38:45,160 --> 00:38:48,120
Speaker 1: ten thirty three am. You found it right after it

769
00:38:48,200 --> 00:38:50,800
Speaker 1: was placed? I guess. Yeah. I was just oh my gosh,

770
00:38:51,080 --> 00:38:53,040
Speaker 1: waits and then how long did it take for you

771
00:38:53,120 --> 00:38:54,840
Speaker 1: to go ask you? You can get in trouble for

772
00:38:54,920 --> 00:38:58,560
Speaker 1: that until it hit after the game four hours later? Yes,

773
00:38:59,400 --> 00:39:01,680
Speaker 1: and they said that he had filed a report on

774
00:39:01,800 --> 00:39:04,520
Speaker 1: the ticket. But did you go Immediately after the game,

775
00:39:05,040 --> 00:39:08,040
Speaker 1: he filed a claim on a ticket that he didn't

776
00:39:08,080 --> 00:39:10,800
Speaker 1: even know hit yet. Correct, well, he may have. I

777
00:39:10,920 --> 00:39:13,040
Speaker 1: don't know, dude. He it was like a three hundred

778
00:39:13,040 --> 00:39:16,600
Speaker 1: dollars okay, okay, hey, let's put ourselves in that guy situation. Ray,

779
00:39:16,680 --> 00:39:18,279
Speaker 1: how much was the ticket? How much did he spend?

780
00:39:18,360 --> 00:39:20,000
Speaker 1: Like two, two or three hundred dollars? I mean it

781
00:39:20,040 --> 00:39:22,400
Speaker 1: was a it was a you made a three hundt okay, right,

782
00:39:22,600 --> 00:39:25,560
Speaker 1: and to win the game happens at noon it's eleven am,

783
00:39:25,640 --> 00:39:27,759
Speaker 1: and you're like, I can't find it. Oh shoot, I

784
00:39:27,800 --> 00:39:30,239
Speaker 1: can't find it. Do you tell him, hey, guys, I

785
00:39:30,360 --> 00:39:33,640
Speaker 1: placed this bet. I lost this ticket though, No, because

786
00:39:33,640 --> 00:39:35,399
Speaker 1: you're gonna look like a clown. You have to think

787
00:39:36,360 --> 00:39:38,160
Speaker 1: are these bets gonna hit or not? And then I'll

788
00:39:38,200 --> 00:39:40,920
Speaker 1: go tell him that's three hundred dollars. You automatically think

789
00:39:40,960 --> 00:39:42,879
Speaker 1: the bet is gonna hit because you placed the bet.

790
00:39:43,000 --> 00:39:45,000
Speaker 1: It's not only that you you're worried about it's gonna hit.

791
00:39:45,040 --> 00:39:47,160
Speaker 1: It's three hundred dollars that even if it doesn't hit,

792
00:39:47,239 --> 00:39:49,200
Speaker 1: you lost it. And maybe you like, if you tell

793
00:39:49,280 --> 00:39:51,440
Speaker 1: him you lost the ticket, they would be like, oh, Okay,

794
00:39:51,440 --> 00:39:54,040
Speaker 1: here's three hundred dollars. Now, I don't know if they'll

795
00:39:54,040 --> 00:39:55,719
Speaker 1: do that. I don't know they will because he's try

796
00:39:55,880 --> 00:39:58,040
Speaker 1: because everything then every better be like, oh I lost

797
00:39:58,120 --> 00:39:59,400
Speaker 1: that ticket, I need my money, bat bag of the

798
00:39:59,440 --> 00:40:01,200
Speaker 1: Island Sky. Well, i'd just thrown on the ground I

799
00:40:01,239 --> 00:40:04,520
Speaker 1: lost it. It makes him feel a little bit better

800
00:40:04,719 --> 00:40:07,840
Speaker 1: because that he passed on five thousand. The guy already

801
00:40:07,840 --> 00:40:09,719
Speaker 1: turned in the ticket. So it sounds like you were

802
00:40:09,719 --> 00:40:12,800
Speaker 1: always screwed. Yeah the way because if you, if you

803
00:40:12,840 --> 00:40:15,080
Speaker 1: would have cashed it, because you can't cash it before

804
00:40:15,120 --> 00:40:17,440
Speaker 1: the parley hits. He's able to claim it before the

805
00:40:17,520 --> 00:40:19,719
Speaker 1: parlay end. But even if you would have cashed it

806
00:40:19,840 --> 00:40:22,960
Speaker 1: before the before he claimed it. Once he claimed it,

807
00:40:23,080 --> 00:40:25,439
Speaker 1: they but but even if he claimed it missing after

808
00:40:25,560 --> 00:40:27,319
Speaker 1: you cashed it, they would still go to Iron Sky

809
00:40:28,040 --> 00:40:31,200
Speaker 1: and they're gonna find him. They're gonna still tennessee, Hey, dude,

810
00:40:31,239 --> 00:40:33,040
Speaker 1: are you kidding me? He's there on the video like

811
00:40:33,120 --> 00:40:36,760
Speaker 1: looking around. They can find anybody on those Vegas cassis.

812
00:40:36,760 --> 00:40:39,839
Speaker 1: But Homie said it's unattended property. But he said, if

813
00:40:39,840 --> 00:40:41,840
Speaker 1: they didn't, I don't know what's unattended. I don't know.

814
00:40:41,920 --> 00:40:44,960
Speaker 1: Salami Blammie knows what he's talking about. Used to work

815
00:40:45,040 --> 00:40:46,879
Speaker 1: with the Gaming Commission in a way, and he said,

816
00:40:46,920 --> 00:40:50,719
Speaker 1: once it's dropped, it's unattended problem. Because I get what

817
00:40:50,840 --> 00:40:53,520
Speaker 1: you're saying about. But I've also been told that if

818
00:40:53,520 --> 00:40:55,880
Speaker 1: you find a slot machine ticket that has like fifty

819
00:40:55,920 --> 00:40:57,320
Speaker 1: cents on it and it's not yours and you go

820
00:40:57,400 --> 00:40:59,279
Speaker 1: cash it, you can get arrested. I do that all

821
00:40:59,280 --> 00:41:03,239
Speaker 1: the time, cover fifty cents. We've believed just put me

822
00:41:03,280 --> 00:41:06,879
Speaker 1: in jail for phil sent I've read news stories about

823
00:41:06,880 --> 00:41:11,879
Speaker 1: it is illegal. So I see a ten cent take,

824
00:41:12,360 --> 00:41:16,080
Speaker 1: everybody get away, get there's always a ten cent ticket

825
00:41:16,200 --> 00:41:18,560
Speaker 1: right by the machine. Hey, I pick him up. Hey

826
00:41:18,760 --> 00:41:22,279
Speaker 1: that's a murder weapon apparently. Yeah. See dude, Hey, I'm

827
00:41:22,320 --> 00:41:26,839
Speaker 1: not gonna visit you. I'm not saying that I picked

828
00:41:26,920 --> 00:41:30,600
Speaker 1: up a ten cent take cocktail waitress a little slog.

829
00:41:30,760 --> 00:41:33,319
Speaker 1: I'm not saying that I don't do it, but people

830
00:41:33,360 --> 00:41:36,239
Speaker 1: have told me it's illegal to do, so, I don't know.

831
00:41:36,560 --> 00:41:39,560
Speaker 1: Maybe Tommy Blami he can tell me what's alammy. You'll

832
00:41:39,600 --> 00:41:43,160
Speaker 1: probably respond because I am just telling Buddy ears no.

833
00:41:43,239 --> 00:41:45,520
Speaker 1: But he always responds to gambling type stuff. He's actually

834
00:41:45,560 --> 00:41:49,120
Speaker 1: pretty knowledgeable about it. Guys, are you sure he worked

835
00:41:49,160 --> 00:41:50,960
Speaker 1: for the casino or are you just assuming he didn't know?

836
00:41:51,440 --> 00:41:53,239
Speaker 1: You know how I delete messages so I never can

837
00:41:53,280 --> 00:41:55,359
Speaker 1: go back on it. But I'm pretty sure years ago

838
00:41:55,440 --> 00:41:57,640
Speaker 1: he told me he's been involved with these casinos. Now

839
00:41:57,680 --> 00:41:59,520
Speaker 1: he does something else, but he knows his ass like

840
00:41:59,600 --> 00:42:01,279
Speaker 1: he always hits me with. My brother in law works

841
00:42:01,280 --> 00:42:03,160
Speaker 1: for the FBI, he worked in Vegas. I want to

842
00:42:03,160 --> 00:42:04,880
Speaker 1: ask him, yeah, after him if he ain't. And I

843
00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:07,080
Speaker 1: was an answer that because I really would like to know,

844
00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:09,880
Speaker 1: because when they tell me at the ticket counter that

845
00:42:09,960 --> 00:42:12,960
Speaker 1: I can be in trouble, I might, damn man, I

846
00:42:13,040 --> 00:42:14,879
Speaker 1: can get in trouble. And then when the lady says

847
00:42:14,920 --> 00:42:16,480
Speaker 1: he had filed a claim, I'm like, oh my god,

848
00:42:16,480 --> 00:42:19,600
Speaker 1: I could have been in big trouble. Eddie. This is

849
00:42:19,680 --> 00:42:23,880
Speaker 1: my next deeps. Ray and Bay allow me the third person,

850
00:42:23,960 --> 00:42:28,480
Speaker 1: if you will, had a discussion how can we remedy

851
00:42:28,680 --> 00:42:32,759
Speaker 1: this Eddie situation? And I said, we offer him, we

852
00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:36,239
Speaker 1: offer him money to stay on the podcast. So we

853
00:42:36,360 --> 00:42:40,600
Speaker 1: got our funds together and we are prepared to offer

854
00:42:40,719 --> 00:42:43,279
Speaker 1: you blank to stay on the podcast. What do you mean?

855
00:42:43,360 --> 00:42:52,839
Speaker 1: What's one hundred dollars? A week. Oh, I gotta the calculations.

856
00:42:53,160 --> 00:42:55,680
Speaker 1: How much how much does this podcast make? I don't know,

857
00:42:56,080 --> 00:43:01,360
Speaker 1: ten dollars an episode? Probably just single digits. Yeah, I

858
00:43:01,440 --> 00:43:04,600
Speaker 1: mean I think we are I think we make less

859
00:43:04,600 --> 00:43:10,560
Speaker 1: than that, coach. I gotta think about that one hundred

860
00:43:10,560 --> 00:43:12,320
Speaker 1: dollars a week. I was actually hoping you turn it

861
00:43:12,440 --> 00:43:17,320
Speaker 1: down to say that your family was more important. A calculations,

862
00:43:17,360 --> 00:43:19,800
Speaker 1: not even know we're prepared to offer this. I'm almost

863
00:43:19,880 --> 00:43:23,880
Speaker 1: one hundred percent sure that we get paid less than that. Coach.

864
00:43:23,960 --> 00:43:26,319
Speaker 1: I wanted to out you was not really loving your family.

865
00:43:26,360 --> 00:43:28,520
Speaker 1: Did a short version of your lunch box found and

866
00:43:28,520 --> 00:43:32,400
Speaker 1: winning football? Probably take it? Okay? All right? I mean

867
00:43:32,440 --> 00:43:35,239
Speaker 1: because he says, I don't know, but what did you

868
00:43:35,239 --> 00:43:37,960
Speaker 1: accept offer? I let me think about it. I have

869
00:43:38,120 --> 00:43:42,040
Speaker 1: till Friday, right, yeah, then it expires the hell of

870
00:43:42,080 --> 00:43:45,480
Speaker 1: a team. Hey, that's a deep, deep team? Right? What

871
00:43:45,560 --> 00:43:47,719
Speaker 1: are we talking about next? March? Man? I know what

872
00:43:47,760 --> 00:43:52,359
Speaker 1: I wanted. One shining mode. Yep, I watched the whole thing.

873
00:43:52,440 --> 00:43:55,560
Speaker 1: It watched You did watch it on the internet. I

874
00:43:55,600 --> 00:43:58,640
Speaker 1: didn't stay up, coach. I tried so hard because they

875
00:43:58,719 --> 00:44:02,040
Speaker 1: kept saying, after the brain gets one shine Jim nance

876
00:44:02,120 --> 00:44:04,279
Speaker 1: will cry all over and I was like, all right,

877
00:44:04,320 --> 00:44:06,320
Speaker 1: I'll stay out. I'll stay out, and then after the

878
00:44:06,360 --> 00:44:08,799
Speaker 1: break something else would happen. Hey, stay with us. Though

879
00:44:08,880 --> 00:44:12,080
Speaker 1: after the break, it's one shining moment. What's sad? I'm done.

880
00:44:12,239 --> 00:44:14,520
Speaker 1: Jim nance has done this forever. It was his emotional

881
00:44:14,640 --> 00:44:18,319
Speaker 1: last time watching one shining moment. It's emotional to him. Dude.

882
00:44:18,320 --> 00:44:20,279
Speaker 1: The world moves on the next day he starts crying.

883
00:44:20,360 --> 00:44:23,000
Speaker 1: I'm like, awesome, he's watching it, and they videoed him

884
00:44:23,000 --> 00:44:26,440
Speaker 1: watching one shiny moment. I've never watched that live ever. Guys,

885
00:44:26,600 --> 00:44:29,000
Speaker 1: move on. Who's the next announcer? Next man up? Watch?

886
00:44:29,120 --> 00:44:32,399
Speaker 1: Did Caitlin Clark make it? No? She did not get

887
00:44:32,719 --> 00:44:36,680
Speaker 1: muscle off make it? Made it. I will say Arkansas

888
00:44:36,840 --> 00:44:38,719
Speaker 1: was in there about five times. Yeah they were a

889
00:44:38,760 --> 00:44:41,919
Speaker 1: team getting beatn in the sweet stats because they beat Kansas. Yeah,

890
00:44:42,080 --> 00:44:43,840
Speaker 1: they were in there all they were in there. They

891
00:44:43,920 --> 00:44:46,359
Speaker 1: basically made Kansas look like a little and they must

892
00:44:46,400 --> 00:44:48,800
Speaker 1: have partied the best because they showed their lockers celebration.

893
00:44:49,520 --> 00:44:53,200
Speaker 1: I don't understand why they started the National Championship at

894
00:44:53,239 --> 00:44:57,440
Speaker 1: eight twenty pm Central Eastern, and it makes no damn sense.

895
00:44:58,320 --> 00:45:00,960
Speaker 1: Started for every kid not to watch the end of

896
00:45:01,000 --> 00:45:03,759
Speaker 1: that game. There's no way it was that late when

897
00:45:03,800 --> 00:45:06,799
Speaker 1: we were kids. No, because I was allowed to watch him.

898
00:45:06,840 --> 00:45:08,799
Speaker 1: My parents never let me stay at past nine thirty

899
00:45:08,800 --> 00:45:11,040
Speaker 1: as a kid. You know, there's extra commercial breaks because

900
00:45:11,080 --> 00:45:14,080
Speaker 1: it's the National Championship, so it's gonna go to ten thirty,

901
00:45:14,160 --> 00:45:16,680
Speaker 1: ten forty five, almost eleven, and then one shining moment

902
00:45:16,760 --> 00:45:18,839
Speaker 1: doesn't get on there the TV to eleven o five.

903
00:45:19,520 --> 00:45:21,160
Speaker 1: I don't know what. Why can we not started at

904
00:45:21,200 --> 00:45:24,200
Speaker 1: seven thirty? Well we'll talk about that next year. No, No,

905
00:45:24,400 --> 00:45:28,959
Speaker 1: I'm it's right now. Can you write them an email? Dear,

906
00:45:30,200 --> 00:45:33,279
Speaker 1: dear March madness? Uh, can you change the start time?

907
00:45:33,320 --> 00:45:36,040
Speaker 1: It makes no damn sense to start it's so freaking late. Well,

908
00:45:36,239 --> 00:45:40,000
Speaker 1: best time zones for sports Pacific and Mountain Central not great.

909
00:45:40,120 --> 00:45:43,480
Speaker 1: Eastern Eastern got off, dude, Welcome to Michigan. Every game

910
00:45:43,600 --> 00:45:45,880
Speaker 1: was at ten pm at night. I freaking hated it.

911
00:45:46,160 --> 00:45:48,879
Speaker 1: Super Bowl I think started at midnight. It was terrible, dude,

912
00:45:48,920 --> 00:45:51,279
Speaker 1: it was so bad growing up, missed every game. I'd

913
00:45:51,280 --> 00:45:55,279
Speaker 1: also like Michigan Chet's Eastern time. Also, I don't ever

914
00:45:55,320 --> 00:45:57,319
Speaker 1: get a thank you for many whenever I tell him

915
00:45:57,320 --> 00:45:59,200
Speaker 1: to place a bet and it doesn't work, it gets

916
00:45:59,239 --> 00:46:02,120
Speaker 1: pissed off. You cost me as much money. He hits

917
00:46:02,120 --> 00:46:04,160
Speaker 1: his double parlay. You didn't give me the chance to

918
00:46:04,200 --> 00:46:09,040
Speaker 1: say thing. Guess what? Nothing? Yeah, we told crickets sound no.

919
00:46:10,960 --> 00:46:14,359
Speaker 1: I finally had to text him to go, uh, you're welcome, Eddie.

920
00:46:14,400 --> 00:46:15,800
Speaker 1: Do you want to know why? And he said no,

921
00:46:16,280 --> 00:46:18,120
Speaker 1: thank you? Do you want to know why? Why? Here?

922
00:46:18,239 --> 00:46:20,800
Speaker 1: What time did you text me? I will tell you

923
00:46:20,960 --> 00:46:26,040
Speaker 1: right now? What timeline? Establish it? He goes, ten thirty

924
00:46:26,120 --> 00:46:31,239
Speaker 1: eight pm. Okay, texts you're welcome. The game was about over.

925
00:46:31,560 --> 00:46:36,480
Speaker 1: It was probably over. We're establishing it was over at

926
00:46:36,600 --> 00:46:40,040
Speaker 1: ten thirty seven pm, one minute out. Now you know

927
00:46:40,280 --> 00:46:42,719
Speaker 1: damn well that I watched on Hulu that has a

928
00:46:42,840 --> 00:46:46,719
Speaker 1: minute and a half delayed. My bet. The game was

929
00:46:46,800 --> 00:46:49,440
Speaker 1: not over in my house. That's the hell of a timeline.

930
00:46:49,480 --> 00:46:52,920
Speaker 1: Thank you. That's all. You call Hulu and find out

931
00:46:52,960 --> 00:46:55,880
Speaker 1: how how long their delayed. That's interesting. Didn't realize that

932
00:46:56,160 --> 00:46:58,320
Speaker 1: when you texted me you're welcome, there was still like

933
00:46:58,400 --> 00:47:00,360
Speaker 1: ten seconds left in the clock, but they wouldn't have

934
00:47:00,520 --> 00:47:03,800
Speaker 1: covered the over under. I guess was close? Was it?

935
00:47:03,960 --> 00:47:05,640
Speaker 1: I think? So? I don't know. I didn't never see

936
00:47:05,680 --> 00:47:08,640
Speaker 1: that because I was too blown away, gobsmacked by the

937
00:47:08,760 --> 00:47:11,600
Speaker 1: freaking seven and a half. I knew that was a lock.

938
00:47:11,680 --> 00:47:13,480
Speaker 1: I said I'd put a mortgage on it. I mean,

939
00:47:13,600 --> 00:47:16,160
Speaker 1: Yukons was so good first half though, Dude, I should

940
00:47:16,200 --> 00:47:18,680
Speaker 1: have teased that up to put minus nine minus ten.

941
00:47:18,800 --> 00:47:22,160
Speaker 1: You guys read it for another timeline. Darren Ravelle posted

942
00:47:22,200 --> 00:47:24,799
Speaker 1: it somebody that Eddie predicted Yukon, but this other guy

943
00:47:24,880 --> 00:47:28,759
Speaker 1: predicted Yukon on February second. I guarantee anyway before that.

944
00:47:28,840 --> 00:47:31,440
Speaker 1: I guarantee you I predicted Yukon before all these mother

945
00:47:31,640 --> 00:47:35,759
Speaker 1: But the sad thing is you didn't put money on it. Well, yeah,

946
00:47:36,120 --> 00:47:39,160
Speaker 1: it's the stupidest thing yet had a list of five

947
00:47:39,239 --> 00:47:41,600
Speaker 1: team But I predicted the Rams a year in advance

948
00:47:41,640 --> 00:47:43,719
Speaker 1: when they traded for Matthew Stafford. And did you put

949
00:47:43,760 --> 00:47:46,439
Speaker 1: money on it? No, exactly, Well, hopefully it's a feather

950
00:47:46,480 --> 00:47:48,920
Speaker 1: in your cap, not a dollar. But Eddie, this guy

951
00:47:49,040 --> 00:47:52,280
Speaker 1: predicted it February second. He got plus thirty five hundred odds.

952
00:47:52,480 --> 00:47:53,920
Speaker 1: It was ten thousand he put on it, and he

953
00:47:54,000 --> 00:47:56,239
Speaker 1: parlayed it with Chiefs to win the Super Bowl. He

954
00:47:56,320 --> 00:47:58,600
Speaker 1: did two different bats. He went a million, which I

955
00:47:58,640 --> 00:48:00,640
Speaker 1: don't know what world you live in. I can't put

956
00:48:00,719 --> 00:48:03,000
Speaker 1: ten thousand dollars on a hunt, but he had the

957
00:48:03,080 --> 00:48:06,160
Speaker 1: same prediction. That means he has too much money and

958
00:48:06,200 --> 00:48:08,600
Speaker 1: it doesn't matter that million dollars makes no difference in

959
00:48:08,680 --> 00:48:12,440
Speaker 1: his lirect none. That's like me hitting twenty dollars. If

960
00:48:12,520 --> 00:48:17,160
Speaker 1: you can put ten thousand dollars on two futures, money

961
00:48:17,280 --> 00:48:19,840
Speaker 1: means money means nothing to you. But I'm telling you

962
00:48:20,239 --> 00:48:24,120
Speaker 1: you're foresight. I'm more it was is fore gone. I'm

963
00:48:24,160 --> 00:48:26,600
Speaker 1: more impressed with the person that bets twenty dollars to

964
00:48:26,640 --> 00:48:28,839
Speaker 1: win a million. That's me. Then I am the person

965
00:48:28,920 --> 00:48:31,200
Speaker 1: that bets one hundred thousand dollars to win a million.

966
00:48:31,320 --> 00:48:33,480
Speaker 1: You know what I love, though, is whenever they say

967
00:48:33,520 --> 00:48:36,480
Speaker 1: a better put ten thousand dollars for this person or

968
00:48:36,560 --> 00:48:38,960
Speaker 1: this team to win and they lose. I love that

969
00:48:39,160 --> 00:48:42,360
Speaker 1: some dude put two hundred thousand on the Aztecs and

970
00:48:42,360 --> 00:48:44,319
Speaker 1: they lost. There you got it might have been half

971
00:48:44,320 --> 00:48:46,480
Speaker 1: a million. There you go, and they didn't even come close.

972
00:48:46,520 --> 00:48:47,800
Speaker 1: It was the word. It would have been the worst

973
00:48:47,840 --> 00:48:50,320
Speaker 1: puckered game. It's a reverse. You don't get the feel.

974
00:48:50,640 --> 00:48:52,840
Speaker 1: Sometimes a pucker gives you a high, doesn't it because

975
00:48:52,840 --> 00:48:56,200
Speaker 1: you're like feeling that coach. But when there it's a blowout,

976
00:48:56,440 --> 00:48:58,759
Speaker 1: there's no pucker. All you're just saying is oh, what

977
00:48:58,920 --> 00:49:03,480
Speaker 1: times park tomorrow? Mini Wolo's dad? Check that beat? Check

978
00:49:03,560 --> 00:49:10,040
Speaker 1: the date, guys, April third, No, that the game the

979
00:49:10,160 --> 00:49:15,240
Speaker 1: d day before the game? No, January nineteenth. Placed January nineteen,

980
00:49:15,280 --> 00:49:20,000
Speaker 1: twenty twenty three on Florida Atlantic to be the winner?

981
00:49:21,280 --> 00:49:24,319
Speaker 1: What du I mean? Three hundred dollars see even three

982
00:49:25,680 --> 00:49:29,560
Speaker 1: to win ninety thousand day and they were the final four,

983
00:49:29,960 --> 00:49:33,080
Speaker 1: the final four? Oh my lost on the buzzer beater?

984
00:49:33,280 --> 00:49:36,200
Speaker 1: But did he cash? Did he cash? I know he

985
00:49:36,280 --> 00:49:39,040
Speaker 1: should have. He probably could have got ten k on that. Wait,

986
00:49:39,160 --> 00:49:41,840
Speaker 1: this is for the winner to win the whole thing.

987
00:49:41,880 --> 00:49:43,880
Speaker 1: He could have prop swapped that. Okay, here we go,

988
00:49:43,960 --> 00:49:45,080
Speaker 1: Here we go, Here we go. Ok I got a

989
00:49:45,080 --> 00:49:48,399
Speaker 1: response from my brother in law FBI. Let's wait, I'll

990
00:49:48,400 --> 00:49:50,839
Speaker 1: tell you what he said. He said, after the break,

991
00:49:55,480 --> 00:49:59,759
Speaker 1: what do you say? Give it that? Not one? But

992
00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:03,719
Speaker 1: I think he'd be Okay, when you make a bet,

993
00:50:03,800 --> 00:50:07,000
Speaker 1: there's nothing attached to a name or to the bet,

994
00:50:07,800 --> 00:50:09,960
Speaker 1: so there would be no way that casino would know

995
00:50:10,200 --> 00:50:12,680
Speaker 1: if it was him that bought it or someone else.

996
00:50:12,880 --> 00:50:16,879
Speaker 1: Tommy Salami just put his nuts and lunches. Now here's

997
00:50:16,880 --> 00:50:20,800
Speaker 1: where you're wrong, even with surveillance. No, no, no, because

998
00:50:20,840 --> 00:50:24,160
Speaker 1: the lady Sammy agrees with you. Because the lady at

999
00:50:24,239 --> 00:50:26,439
Speaker 1: the desk told me he had bought it and used

1000
00:50:26,560 --> 00:50:29,920
Speaker 1: his player card, and so it was linked to him.

1001
00:50:30,600 --> 00:50:33,160
Speaker 1: You guys don't understand it was linked to him. Ask

1002
00:50:33,280 --> 00:50:34,600
Speaker 1: him if he's heard of a guy by the name

1003
00:50:34,600 --> 00:50:39,040
Speaker 1: of Tommy Salami. He's like, oh, good old Tommy, my boy,

1004
00:50:39,440 --> 00:50:41,480
Speaker 1: Tommy Salami. They got in. There's some bad stuff. We

1005
00:50:41,600 --> 00:50:42,960
Speaker 1: ended up having to kick him out of the game

1006
00:50:42,960 --> 00:50:44,880
Speaker 1: and commissioned good guy. Though. I'm just telling you, the

1007
00:50:44,960 --> 00:50:47,640
Speaker 1: lady told me he had used his player's card when

1008
00:50:47,680 --> 00:50:49,520
Speaker 1: he bought the ticket. That's a link. I mean, that's

1009
00:50:49,520 --> 00:50:52,480
Speaker 1: as Luck and me and me and Bazer. You know,

1010
00:50:52,640 --> 00:50:55,000
Speaker 1: she had that three point four thousand dollars. She wanted

1011
00:50:55,080 --> 00:50:58,640
Speaker 1: this slot. We were doing taxes and they never took

1012
00:50:58,680 --> 00:51:00,400
Speaker 1: taxes out in the moment. Some people what they do

1013
00:51:00,840 --> 00:51:03,480
Speaker 1: at Cosmo. For some reason, they didn't I look at

1014
00:51:03,520 --> 00:51:05,319
Speaker 1: the form. I got buddies telling me, man, if they

1015
00:51:05,360 --> 00:51:07,120
Speaker 1: didn't ask for your social you're good. You don't have

1016
00:51:07,160 --> 00:51:09,000
Speaker 1: to pay tax on that. Looking at the forum, looking

1017
00:51:09,040 --> 00:51:12,880
Speaker 1: at the form. Damn it, Bazer gave them her social.

1018
00:51:14,320 --> 00:51:16,319
Speaker 1: They're not gonna give you the money. They're not gonna

1019
00:51:16,360 --> 00:51:18,879
Speaker 1: give you the check unless you give them their social.

1020
00:51:19,400 --> 00:51:21,719
Speaker 1: I mean, I was scanning the whole paper and I'm like,

1021
00:51:21,760 --> 00:51:23,560
Speaker 1: oh my gosh, you didn't respond to that. Oh my gosh.

1022
00:51:23,560 --> 00:51:25,440
Speaker 1: She doesn't say where you live. Oh you did a

1023
00:51:25,480 --> 00:51:28,280
Speaker 1: great job. No, our drunken stupid she gave the social.

1024
00:51:28,680 --> 00:51:35,400
Speaker 1: Son of them, stupid stupid. I responded with even with surveillance,

1025
00:51:35,719 --> 00:51:38,160
Speaker 1: Like would they even try to track it? I asked,

1026
00:51:38,400 --> 00:51:40,200
Speaker 1: that's a good question. Is it worth it to them?

1027
00:51:40,440 --> 00:51:43,040
Speaker 1: Good question? See what he says. Now, Eddie comes to

1028
00:51:43,120 --> 00:51:45,400
Speaker 1: me in the bathroom and he's like, man, I was

1029
00:51:45,400 --> 00:51:48,560
Speaker 1: stressing out, Hey, who am I supposed to be? This

1030
00:51:48,680 --> 00:51:50,640
Speaker 1: is six inches right? How old are you? How big

1031
00:51:50,719 --> 00:51:52,440
Speaker 1: are you? Eddie? He said? Who am I supposed to

1032
00:51:52,440 --> 00:51:54,000
Speaker 1: bet to win the Masters? You have a measuring tape?

1033
00:51:54,280 --> 00:51:56,080
Speaker 1: Who do I bet to win the Masters? I gotta

1034
00:51:56,120 --> 00:51:57,640
Speaker 1: bet it right now, I need to bet it. It

1035
00:51:57,760 --> 00:51:59,279
Speaker 1: has to be a guy from the Live Tool, right,

1036
00:51:59,719 --> 00:52:02,680
Speaker 1: Eddie can give me some of that soap. I truly

1037
00:52:02,800 --> 00:52:05,239
Speaker 1: believe that the winner of this year's Master is going

1038
00:52:05,280 --> 00:52:07,440
Speaker 1: to be a live player, then bet plus five fifty.

1039
00:52:07,680 --> 00:52:13,919
Speaker 1: Where on the other my whole thing about I worry

1040
00:52:13,960 --> 00:52:16,640
Speaker 1: about the live players, don't worry fun. But when when

1041
00:52:16,680 --> 00:52:19,239
Speaker 1: you're betting this, when when I look at this is

1042
00:52:19,320 --> 00:52:21,600
Speaker 1: they don't have a true competition, so they have no

1043
00:52:22,200 --> 00:52:24,240
Speaker 1: I don't know how good they are playing. Yes, brooks

1044
00:52:24,360 --> 00:52:26,040
Speaker 1: Keep you said is one? How many of them one?

1045
00:52:26,080 --> 00:52:28,800
Speaker 1: Two in a row? But what's the field like when

1046
00:52:28,880 --> 00:52:32,839
Speaker 1: he wins a tournament? How many people are playing with it? Okay?

1047
00:52:32,960 --> 00:52:35,520
Speaker 1: Versus one hundred and fifty? Yeah, it's a little different.

1048
00:52:36,160 --> 00:52:39,040
Speaker 1: So I'm thinking brooks keepka, he's on a roll right,

1049
00:52:39,120 --> 00:52:41,640
Speaker 1: Oh he's winning live. There's fifty players in the field.

1050
00:52:41,840 --> 00:52:44,920
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't tell you this. This is

1051
00:52:44,920 --> 00:52:47,640
Speaker 1: gonna be against what you just said. These guys that

1052
00:52:47,680 --> 00:52:49,800
Speaker 1: are playing on the PGA, they play every weekend and

1053
00:52:49,960 --> 00:52:52,719
Speaker 1: they are able to keep streaks. The live guys are

1054
00:52:52,760 --> 00:52:54,560
Speaker 1: so unpredictable. They play one tournament in a month. I

1055
00:52:54,600 --> 00:52:56,680
Speaker 1: don't think the Masters is about streaks, though it is.

1056
00:52:56,920 --> 00:52:59,640
Speaker 1: When when is the winner of the Valeria Open and

1057
00:52:59,719 --> 00:53:02,239
Speaker 1: the Euston Shell opened the winner of the Masters, great

1058
00:53:02,320 --> 00:53:05,680
Speaker 1: point forty eight players in the lives. That's different. But

1059
00:53:05,719 --> 00:53:08,080
Speaker 1: but why are you going to bet something so unpredictable

1060
00:53:08,480 --> 00:53:10,640
Speaker 1: when you could just bet and it's only three rounds

1061
00:53:10,640 --> 00:53:13,160
Speaker 1: instead of four, right, So he hadn't played a competitive

1062
00:53:13,200 --> 00:53:15,600
Speaker 1: four round of rounds and that fourth round. Dude, as

1063
00:53:15,640 --> 00:53:17,640
Speaker 1: we know, Tiger, I mean, he'll tell you you can

1064
00:53:17,719 --> 00:53:20,480
Speaker 1: fall apart, you can remove every live player out of

1065
00:53:20,520 --> 00:53:24,080
Speaker 1: the field and the DJ then you're gonna picks Johnson. Yeah,

1066
00:53:24,320 --> 00:53:25,839
Speaker 1: take him out of the field. Yeah, I mean, dude,

1067
00:53:25,840 --> 00:53:28,480
Speaker 1: you got the likes of Romie right now, hot Scottie chef,

1068
00:53:28,640 --> 00:53:30,239
Speaker 1: Cameron Smith. You gonna take him out of the field.

1069
00:53:31,080 --> 00:53:33,840
Speaker 1: Cam Smith's you said he's the one guy, but I

1070
00:53:33,880 --> 00:53:36,359
Speaker 1: haven't seen him play in a year, Tiger, these guys,

1071
00:53:36,480 --> 00:53:38,120
Speaker 1: that's what I'm saying. You have no idea and you

1072
00:53:38,600 --> 00:53:40,719
Speaker 1: you don't know how serious they're taking it. So se

1073
00:53:41,000 --> 00:53:44,040
Speaker 1: Speith has been unbelievable. He's not, he's not. He's been

1074
00:53:44,200 --> 00:53:47,719
Speaker 1: very good. You saw him up close. I did. The

1075
00:53:47,760 --> 00:53:51,120
Speaker 1: guy that's automatic has been missing putts m and this

1076
00:53:51,480 --> 00:53:54,279
Speaker 1: the Masters augustin Nashal. You can't miss well, you don't

1077
00:53:54,320 --> 00:53:56,800
Speaker 1: miss putts. You need a good putter. Damn right, Tiger

1078
00:53:56,880 --> 00:53:59,600
Speaker 1: fell apart. Tiger was plus thirteen. Like, Tiger's not gonna

1079
00:53:59,600 --> 00:54:02,239
Speaker 1: make it up the man. So what I'm saying is

1080
00:54:02,280 --> 00:54:04,520
Speaker 1: he doesn't play often. That was last year that you

1081
00:54:04,600 --> 00:54:06,600
Speaker 1: got guy unique guys that play every weekend. You know

1082
00:54:06,680 --> 00:54:08,279
Speaker 1: who I hate so much. And I think I went

1083
00:54:08,360 --> 00:54:12,879
Speaker 1: to bet for him to win Justin Thomas. Justin Thomas, Yeah,

1084
00:54:12,960 --> 00:54:14,560
Speaker 1: that would be That would actually be a good He's

1085
00:54:14,560 --> 00:54:17,200
Speaker 1: always good, That's always good. And you know he has

1086
00:54:17,520 --> 00:54:20,920
Speaker 1: the caddy bones that's his that's his caddy. Now, I

1087
00:54:20,960 --> 00:54:23,240
Speaker 1: don't pay attention to who their caddies are, and that's important,

1088
00:54:23,400 --> 00:54:25,960
Speaker 1: and probably that's their that's their sidekick, that's their one

1089
00:54:26,040 --> 00:54:27,520
Speaker 1: dude that's right next to him to give him advice.

1090
00:54:27,680 --> 00:54:29,480
Speaker 1: And the sucky thing is I always love to bet

1091
00:54:29,480 --> 00:54:32,040
Speaker 1: against Tiger. I really can't this year. On the where

1092
00:54:32,080 --> 00:54:34,560
Speaker 1: I go, he's against Phil. Who's gonna win? Oh? I

1093
00:54:34,560 --> 00:54:38,040
Speaker 1: don't know. That's a great that's a fun one. We

1094
00:54:38,160 --> 00:54:41,920
Speaker 1: used to pay money for who's the favorite Tiger Tiger

1095
00:54:42,120 --> 00:54:44,919
Speaker 1: is And I'm like, well, what what a pilot? Dogs?

1096
00:54:45,040 --> 00:54:49,080
Speaker 1: Have you seen? Phil? He looks sick like Brady Yeah,

1097
00:54:49,160 --> 00:54:51,399
Speaker 1: they had the Master's dinner. They said he didn't even talk.

1098
00:54:52,480 --> 00:54:55,560
Speaker 1: So either he's in the zone or coach. What do

1099
00:54:55,640 --> 00:54:57,840
Speaker 1: you mean that because they're mad at him? Right, I

1100
00:54:58,040 --> 00:55:00,480
Speaker 1: know what I'm Tony is. So the bets now for

1101
00:55:00,560 --> 00:55:02,759
Speaker 1: Tiger or Tiger Phil well who f and knows they're

1102
00:55:02,760 --> 00:55:04,960
Speaker 1: both gonna go plus twelve and plus thirteen. Good. Hey,

1103
00:55:05,000 --> 00:55:07,960
Speaker 1: that's something to take consideration. Like Phil a little nervous.

1104
00:55:08,040 --> 00:55:10,160
Speaker 1: Everyone hates him, got he's got all the old people

1105
00:55:10,200 --> 00:55:13,399
Speaker 1: are like Tiger. I look at it. Genesis, Tiger played

1106
00:55:13,520 --> 00:55:16,080
Speaker 1: decent first round Genesis, he ended up falling apart late.

1107
00:55:16,440 --> 00:55:19,239
Speaker 1: Same with him, bet right, But Masters last year he

1108
00:55:19,320 --> 00:55:22,360
Speaker 1: ended up going plus thirteen. He started decent. So Tiger

1109
00:55:22,440 --> 00:55:24,600
Speaker 1: starts decent, even as injured as he is. I still

1110
00:55:24,640 --> 00:55:26,800
Speaker 1: feel like he'll win the first round over Phil. And

1111
00:55:26,880 --> 00:55:29,200
Speaker 1: it's a first round bet, so it's not the whole tournament.

1112
00:55:29,400 --> 00:55:32,200
Speaker 1: And then the other one is um it's Tiger that

1113
00:55:32,280 --> 00:55:37,000
Speaker 1: starts tomorrow morning. Yeah, oh hey Tiger, Xander schaffleg Alexander

1114
00:55:37,360 --> 00:55:40,400
Speaker 1: or but he didn't play well last year. Yeah he

1115
00:55:40,520 --> 00:55:45,520
Speaker 1: was dog crap last year. No Scheffler about Scheffler, He's not.

1116
00:55:45,880 --> 00:55:48,040
Speaker 1: It's Tiger or no. I know, but to win the

1117
00:55:48,080 --> 00:55:49,960
Speaker 1: whole thing, I don't know. I don't. I don't pick

1118
00:55:50,000 --> 00:55:52,080
Speaker 1: a guy before the tournament. That's the good those are

1119
00:55:52,080 --> 00:55:54,040
Speaker 1: the good odds, no crap, But I'd rather go spend

1120
00:55:54,040 --> 00:55:56,120
Speaker 1: a roulette wheel. You got better odds. And so there's

1121
00:55:56,120 --> 00:55:58,360
Speaker 1: no way, there's no way you have an idea of

1122
00:55:58,480 --> 00:56:02,280
Speaker 1: who's consistently good. You don't. Yes, Justin Thomas is always

1123
00:56:02,760 --> 00:56:06,160
Speaker 1: top ten, Rory, we can all I guarantee top ten.

1124
00:56:06,280 --> 00:56:08,120
Speaker 1: We cant. Everybody in this building can pick a golf

1125
00:56:08,280 --> 00:56:10,439
Speaker 1: before the tournament, and I bet not one person gets

1126
00:56:10,480 --> 00:56:12,680
Speaker 1: the winner. That's how hard it is to pick the winner.

1127
00:56:12,800 --> 00:56:15,120
Speaker 1: We did that with the tournament, and I said Yukon

1128
00:56:15,280 --> 00:56:19,440
Speaker 1: and they won the damn thing. Did put Alabama exactly?

1129
00:56:19,840 --> 00:56:22,080
Speaker 1: You actually put multiple I'm sure in the other one. Yeah,

1130
00:56:22,120 --> 00:56:23,759
Speaker 1: And even after the first weekend, I gave you a

1131
00:56:23,880 --> 00:56:26,680
Speaker 1: chance to change your champion, and you stuck with Alabama.

1132
00:56:26,800 --> 00:56:30,800
Speaker 1: I changed from Gonzaga to Yukon, you stuck with Alabama.

1133
00:56:31,000 --> 00:56:33,239
Speaker 1: So to say that it was a good try, I think,

1134
00:56:33,280 --> 00:56:35,360
Speaker 1: But here it is. We were were there just the

1135
00:56:35,480 --> 00:56:37,680
Speaker 1: past twenty thirty three champions in the room trying to

1136
00:56:37,719 --> 00:56:40,160
Speaker 1: get along. Nobody said a word about it. Phil set

1137
00:56:40,280 --> 00:56:42,000
Speaker 1: near the end of the table and kept to himself.

1138
00:56:42,200 --> 00:56:45,560
Speaker 1: He didn't speak at all. Tommy Austin, who won, or

1139
00:56:45,640 --> 00:56:47,959
Speaker 1: Tommy Aaron who won in nineteen seventy three. I wished

1140
00:56:48,040 --> 00:56:50,640
Speaker 1: him good luck, but I couldn't believe how quiet he was.

1141
00:56:51,080 --> 00:56:53,759
Speaker 1: Phil took a very low profile. He didn't say a word. Yeah,

1142
00:56:53,760 --> 00:56:57,680
Speaker 1: you knew paid for the dinner, Phil, Why happens because

1143
00:56:57,680 --> 00:57:01,440
Speaker 1: he has all the money? Is great? Easy you think

1144
00:57:01,520 --> 00:57:05,959
Speaker 1: freaking Tommy Aaron paid for the dinner at Tommy Aaron

1145
00:57:06,040 --> 00:57:09,360
Speaker 1: got shit man, Phil billions of dollars. But in that

1146
00:57:09,680 --> 00:57:12,719
Speaker 1: so wild that he is just like a sad little

1147
00:57:12,760 --> 00:57:15,880
Speaker 1: mouse in the court. Not sad out he's sad. No,

1148
00:57:16,120 --> 00:57:20,720
Speaker 1: he's not sad. Everyone's just listen, listen. There was a kid.

1149
00:57:20,800 --> 00:57:23,280
Speaker 1: I'll give you an example. When I played football in

1150
00:57:23,360 --> 00:57:26,240
Speaker 1: high school. There was a dude. This was before all

1151
00:57:26,320 --> 00:57:28,280
Speaker 1: the Friday night lights stuff of where like you know,

1152
00:57:28,400 --> 00:57:30,280
Speaker 1: you move over, you moved to this team to like,

1153
00:57:30,400 --> 00:57:31,720
Speaker 1: you know, change the mail boat. You still live in

1154
00:57:31,720 --> 00:57:35,880
Speaker 1: the same nage so we can get better house across

1155
00:57:35,880 --> 00:57:38,200
Speaker 1: street address. This was before all that. This happened for

1156
00:57:38,320 --> 00:57:41,360
Speaker 1: real in my school where some dude from a nearby

1157
00:57:41,480 --> 00:57:44,439
Speaker 1: town brought a guitar. He still lived in the same house,

1158
00:57:44,640 --> 00:57:46,600
Speaker 1: but he found like an uncle who lived in our district.

1159
00:57:47,280 --> 00:57:49,600
Speaker 1: He started playing for us. He was a badass. Our

1160
00:57:49,680 --> 00:57:53,200
Speaker 1: coach was a former BYU to defensive coordinator. So we

1161
00:57:53,280 --> 00:57:56,200
Speaker 1: were like, really good, he comes place for us. When

1162
00:57:56,280 --> 00:57:59,960
Speaker 1: we go back to that school to play, they want.

1163
00:58:00,520 --> 00:58:02,720
Speaker 1: He got threats from all those dudes, from the football

1164
00:58:02,760 --> 00:58:04,520
Speaker 1: players they brought him up. He was one of the

1165
00:58:04,600 --> 00:58:08,040
Speaker 1: captains that came out and they were yelling trader, stupid ass, trader,

1166
00:58:08,520 --> 00:58:11,640
Speaker 1: kill you watch yourself, man, or get your ass. No

1167
00:58:11,840 --> 00:58:15,160
Speaker 1: loyalty to our city, to our school. Well whatever. That's

1168
00:58:15,200 --> 00:58:17,040
Speaker 1: the way Bill was feeling when he went to that dinner.

1169
00:58:17,360 --> 00:58:21,920
Speaker 1: Yeah but he had other live guys. Yeah yeah, but

1170
00:58:22,320 --> 00:58:25,080
Speaker 1: but they didn't talk. He's the one that talk. He

1171
00:58:25,120 --> 00:58:27,840
Speaker 1: was the outspoken one. See. The thing is I kind

1172
00:58:27,880 --> 00:58:29,880
Speaker 1: of want and a live guy lunch is against it.

1173
00:58:30,000 --> 00:58:34,920
Speaker 1: I want to live think. I don't want to live

1174
00:58:35,000 --> 00:58:38,600
Speaker 1: guy anywhere in the top ten. I just want it.

1175
00:58:38,760 --> 00:58:41,320
Speaker 1: Hell's wrong with you? What do you care? Dude? Can

1176
00:58:41,360 --> 00:58:43,480
Speaker 1: you imagine how piss the brass would be if a

1177
00:58:43,560 --> 00:58:46,200
Speaker 1: live guys want brass. This is the Masters. They're their

1178
00:58:46,240 --> 00:58:51,000
Speaker 1: own end. But everybody but Augusta. Augusta wants a PGA

1179
00:58:51,120 --> 00:58:53,800
Speaker 1: tour person to win. They are more, they are they

1180
00:58:53,920 --> 00:58:56,800
Speaker 1: love the PGA. They don't want this live crap. They

1181
00:58:56,840 --> 00:58:59,800
Speaker 1: didn't invite Greg Norman to the tournament. You ain't low

1182
00:59:00,040 --> 00:59:02,360
Speaker 1: he always plays, That's what I'm saying, Like he ain't

1183
00:59:02,720 --> 00:59:05,120
Speaker 1: by Greg, get out of here, like we don't want you.

1184
00:59:06,520 --> 00:59:08,640
Speaker 1: That means they want a PGA tour person to win

1185
00:59:08,760 --> 00:59:11,720
Speaker 1: that not play, not played, just to come. He can't

1186
00:59:11,720 --> 00:59:14,919
Speaker 1: even come. OA haven't seen Greg moren playing like thirty

1187
00:59:15,000 --> 00:59:19,880
Speaker 1: years and so m favorite shuffler, Scottie shufflers. Screw that.

1188
00:59:20,160 --> 00:59:22,720
Speaker 1: He used a four foot putt in the dell. He's

1189
00:59:22,920 --> 00:59:25,320
Speaker 1: he's the favorite. But I mean he won last year,

1190
00:59:25,680 --> 00:59:27,760
Speaker 1: Yeah he did. You ain't going back to back, back

1191
00:59:27,800 --> 00:59:29,960
Speaker 1: to back's really just like in Lindsay double tournament. You

1192
00:59:30,000 --> 00:59:32,440
Speaker 1: don't go back to back. Rory's hotter than hell right now.

1193
00:59:32,520 --> 00:59:34,280
Speaker 1: He just said that. We said that about twenty minutes

1194
00:59:34,280 --> 00:59:37,240
Speaker 1: ago when you were too busy up not penalized though,

1195
00:59:37,560 --> 00:59:41,120
Speaker 1: so no care, but I mean filled me. Cameron Smith,

1196
00:59:41,200 --> 00:59:44,120
Speaker 1: you can't bat Cameron Smith. You can't. You can't. You

1197
00:59:44,160 --> 00:59:46,360
Speaker 1: haven't seen him play in two years? You haven't. You

1198
00:59:46,480 --> 00:59:49,680
Speaker 1: know he's good though, he's Has he been practicing? Has

1199
00:59:49,680 --> 00:59:51,800
Speaker 1: he been practicing? No? I bet he's been chilling and

1200
00:59:51,880 --> 00:59:53,360
Speaker 1: drinking a lot more than he did when he was

1201
00:59:53,400 --> 00:59:55,520
Speaker 1: on PG. Because you don't have to practice for the

1202
00:59:55,560 --> 00:59:57,479
Speaker 1: live because you get your money no matter what coach.

1203
00:59:57,560 --> 01:00:00,400
Speaker 1: Golf is weird like that, you just have a good Oh,

1204
01:00:00,760 --> 01:00:05,560
Speaker 1: Jason day Dy, damn good, he's been hot. Why did

1205
01:00:05,600 --> 01:00:15,800
Speaker 1: it have Xander's shoffley so high? He sucked last years? Been? Oh,

1206
01:00:15,960 --> 01:00:18,080
Speaker 1: Victor Hovlin, he was the one. So they say, who

1207
01:00:18,120 --> 01:00:20,360
Speaker 1: would you pick? Who would you pay? Can't put They

1208
01:00:20,520 --> 01:00:23,960
Speaker 1: can't put Xander Hovelin or Tiger in the first round.

1209
01:00:24,520 --> 01:00:27,000
Speaker 1: That's the bed. It's like, what a screw take that?

1210
01:00:27,480 --> 01:00:29,320
Speaker 1: I just don't trust I'll take that, mother. I don't

1211
01:00:29,360 --> 01:00:32,040
Speaker 1: trust Hovelin putting, well, I don't. I don't trust you.

1212
01:00:32,840 --> 01:00:34,560
Speaker 1: I don't trust you either, because you quit and some

1213
01:00:34,640 --> 01:00:38,000
Speaker 1: of the odds live. Baby, guys, you know what. Some

1214
01:00:38,120 --> 01:00:40,800
Speaker 1: of the odds show you how much Vegas believes in

1215
01:00:40,840 --> 01:00:42,560
Speaker 1: Tiger and how much they know people are gonna bet

1216
01:00:42,600 --> 01:00:45,160
Speaker 1: on Tiger. The odds are crazy, Like they're kind of

1217
01:00:45,440 --> 01:00:49,200
Speaker 1: where if you're rooting against Tiger, the odds suck. They

1218
01:00:49,560 --> 01:00:51,520
Speaker 1: want you to pick Tiger to win, which is what

1219
01:00:51,560 --> 01:00:53,840
Speaker 1: everybody's doing. You know he's not gonna do that. He's

1220
01:00:53,840 --> 01:00:55,320
Speaker 1: not gonna win, right, But when you see it, it's

1221
01:00:55,360 --> 01:00:58,320
Speaker 1: like Tiger top Let me read one for example, top ten,

1222
01:00:58,680 --> 01:01:02,640
Speaker 1: who will finish in the top ten? Tiger is hello,

1223
01:01:03,000 --> 01:01:05,120
Speaker 1: I thought it was given me a lot. Tiger, Oh

1224
01:01:05,520 --> 01:01:08,840
Speaker 1: plus five hundred. That's not five times your money and

1225
01:01:08,920 --> 01:01:12,120
Speaker 1: he's top ten. That's the stupidest bet I've ever heard of. Yeah,

1226
01:01:12,160 --> 01:01:13,640
Speaker 1: because a lot of people are gonna bet it though

1227
01:01:13,800 --> 01:01:16,840
Speaker 1: I know that's crazy bet, but just put it. There's

1228
01:01:16,920 --> 01:01:19,000
Speaker 1: no way and ship Tiger finished the top ten and

1229
01:01:19,040 --> 01:01:21,400
Speaker 1: it's only plus five hundred because they know that the

1230
01:01:21,800 --> 01:01:24,200
Speaker 1: liability might be so much. Well it's my point, but

1231
01:01:24,280 --> 01:01:26,240
Speaker 1: here's the dual. You can't count that out. You can't

1232
01:01:26,280 --> 01:01:29,000
Speaker 1: count Tiger make him now, you can't. Yes, he can't.

1233
01:01:29,040 --> 01:01:31,840
Speaker 1: We have seen him on Sunday Walk. It din't matters

1234
01:01:31,920 --> 01:01:34,920
Speaker 1: the Masters, dude, he knows that course he went plus thirteen,

1235
01:01:35,920 --> 01:01:39,040
Speaker 1: he finished plus on the team last year, blindfold him.

1236
01:01:39,120 --> 01:01:40,680
Speaker 1: But he's that a year to rehab. He lost by

1237
01:01:40,720 --> 01:01:42,920
Speaker 1: twenty three strokes. And you say, but he made the

1238
01:01:42,960 --> 01:01:45,680
Speaker 1: cut him? He did? That's I mean there he go

1239
01:01:46,960 --> 01:01:49,160
Speaker 1: barely and then he just fell the fun apart. Yes,

1240
01:01:49,320 --> 01:01:51,960
Speaker 1: believe that. Yeah, does he make the cut this time?

1241
01:01:53,080 --> 01:01:54,760
Speaker 1: I don't know. I say no, but he can't. I

1242
01:01:54,920 --> 01:01:56,720
Speaker 1: can't rule it out. And did you see who I

1243
01:01:56,920 --> 01:01:59,760
Speaker 1: said the favorite is? He will minus one ninety? I

1244
01:01:59,840 --> 01:02:02,439
Speaker 1: mean screws. Yeah, I mean he probably will make the cut.

1245
01:02:02,640 --> 01:02:04,480
Speaker 1: But it's like, I ain't doing that on a guy

1246
01:02:04,520 --> 01:02:07,240
Speaker 1: with bad legs, and you're you're only getting half your money.

1247
01:02:08,040 --> 01:02:11,320
Speaker 1: I'll pass. Yeah, So who did you bet? I haven't

1248
01:02:11,360 --> 01:02:14,040
Speaker 1: picked yet. Oh I'm gonna. I really haven't picked up,

1249
01:02:14,080 --> 01:02:16,240
Speaker 1: Like I like the Rory. What's he had to win? It? Um?

1250
01:02:16,920 --> 01:02:22,800
Speaker 1: And you know he's playing with no Tom hojj and

1251
01:02:23,760 --> 01:02:26,560
Speaker 1: see Woo Kim. I mean they put him with craps,

1252
01:02:27,920 --> 01:02:29,720
Speaker 1: but they don't want him on TV. I'm talking TV wise.

1253
01:02:29,720 --> 01:02:31,240
Speaker 1: They're not putting him in a big group. Bet'll put

1254
01:02:31,320 --> 01:02:33,680
Speaker 1: him on the ESPN. Plus, Hey, seven times your money

1255
01:02:33,720 --> 01:02:36,280
Speaker 1: for Rory. Same with Chefie. That's pretty good both even

1256
01:02:36,320 --> 01:02:38,200
Speaker 1: seven times your money's pretty good. I think I'm gonna

1257
01:02:38,200 --> 01:02:40,160
Speaker 1: do a parlay and it's gonna be Phil to beat

1258
01:02:40,240 --> 01:02:42,720
Speaker 1: Tiger first round and then do a baseball, do a

1259
01:02:42,800 --> 01:02:45,120
Speaker 1: hockey called a weekend. You're gonna bet Phil even though

1260
01:02:45,120 --> 01:02:47,080
Speaker 1: you haven't seen him playing in two years. All I

1261
01:02:47,200 --> 01:02:50,080
Speaker 1: have to have some skin against Tiger. I always bet

1262
01:02:50,200 --> 01:02:52,720
Speaker 1: against Tiger. See it's weird, like I haven't seen Phil

1263
01:02:52,920 --> 01:02:56,040
Speaker 1: and I'm like, you just google him, dude. He looks sick.

1264
01:02:56,080 --> 01:02:57,680
Speaker 1: I don't really know how he can play. But then

1265
01:02:57,680 --> 01:02:59,240
Speaker 1: I actually I won't play that beat because I've not

1266
01:02:59,320 --> 01:03:01,880
Speaker 1: googled him. Cameron Smith, though, I'm not no doubt that

1267
01:03:01,920 --> 01:03:04,520
Speaker 1: he's gonna be awesome this weekend. Maybe a hell, this

1268
01:03:04,680 --> 01:03:06,040
Speaker 1: is the year I got in to go for Tiger

1269
01:03:06,040 --> 01:03:07,560
Speaker 1: a little bit to start the parlay off. He's just

1270
01:03:07,640 --> 01:03:10,040
Speaker 1: got to beat Phil first round. It's just a first

1271
01:03:10,120 --> 01:03:12,880
Speaker 1: round bet. Guy, is this so exciting? It's good, It's great.

1272
01:03:12,920 --> 01:03:14,560
Speaker 1: I can't wait to talk about it on Monday. I

1273
01:03:14,840 --> 01:03:17,840
Speaker 1: didn't even play golf. I'm not gonna be here, guys.

1274
01:03:17,920 --> 01:03:20,200
Speaker 1: I didn't even play golf. And I watched the Masters

1275
01:03:20,240 --> 01:03:22,400
Speaker 1: in college and I didn't even pick up a pool

1276
01:03:22,440 --> 01:03:27,800
Speaker 1: club or a golf club, a pool, a pool queue. Yeah,

1277
01:03:28,680 --> 01:03:30,600
Speaker 1: that has to be so weird for Phil though, because

1278
01:03:30,600 --> 01:03:33,040
Speaker 1: he's walking around no one wants to talk to him.

1279
01:03:33,280 --> 01:03:36,840
Speaker 1: Somebody does in Champs. In his head, he's just like,

1280
01:03:37,600 --> 01:03:40,120
Speaker 1: everybody here hates me. Coach. You do you imagine showing

1281
01:03:40,200 --> 01:03:43,200
Speaker 1: up to your work and thinking everybody hates you. I

1282
01:03:43,280 --> 01:03:45,320
Speaker 1: mean you probably do that every day. I do, and

1283
01:03:45,440 --> 01:03:47,800
Speaker 1: it feels awesome for me. But Phil, he used to

1284
01:03:47,840 --> 01:03:51,760
Speaker 1: be that, Oh what's up? Everybody loved me. Have some beers.

1285
01:03:51,840 --> 01:03:53,920
Speaker 1: Now it's like you remember your first day of high

1286
01:03:53,960 --> 01:03:58,120
Speaker 1: school when you're like, oh, great, enow anyone here, like, damn?

1287
01:03:58,160 --> 01:04:00,400
Speaker 1: Where am I? Oh? I know? I think that guy?

1288
01:04:00,480 --> 01:04:02,200
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's that's John. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know

1289
01:04:02,280 --> 01:04:05,200
Speaker 1: John John. That's what they're gonna the live guys are

1290
01:04:05,240 --> 01:04:08,919
Speaker 1: gonna do. It's up, man, where's camera? Oh hey, there's Brooks.

1291
01:04:08,960 --> 01:04:13,720
Speaker 1: There's Brooks DJ. Yeahs. Finally my people. But to continue

1292
01:04:13,760 --> 01:04:17,160
Speaker 1: with your analogy, if Phil wins it aka the analogy,

1293
01:04:17,240 --> 01:04:19,600
Speaker 1: if you bang the hottest chick in school, you're then

1294
01:04:19,680 --> 01:04:22,720
Speaker 1: the king. Phil will thus regain his kingship. Oh yeah,

1295
01:04:22,800 --> 01:04:25,240
Speaker 1: I mean if Phil wins it, oh my god, all

1296
01:04:25,520 --> 01:04:27,640
Speaker 1: to the king. But he's not. He won't. He won't

1297
01:04:27,680 --> 01:04:29,600
Speaker 1: it's a tough course for a lefty, But dude, how

1298
01:04:29,880 --> 01:04:32,040
Speaker 1: awesome would that be? Though? Like for him if he

1299
01:04:32,160 --> 01:04:34,520
Speaker 1: comes and wins it, like you know what, boom, that's

1300
01:04:34,560 --> 01:04:36,800
Speaker 1: a big dude. That would be amazing if he was

1301
01:04:36,840 --> 01:04:38,520
Speaker 1: on the lead on it. If a live guys on

1302
01:04:38,640 --> 01:04:40,880
Speaker 1: the lead in Sunday, dude, the world is gonna be

1303
01:04:40,920 --> 01:04:45,520
Speaker 1: freaking out. No, dude, he may even take the green

1304
01:04:45,600 --> 01:04:50,640
Speaker 1: jacket and piss all of that. It takes a dump

1305
01:04:50,680 --> 01:04:53,040
Speaker 1: on the green jacket, dude. It maybe the biggest thing

1306
01:04:53,120 --> 01:04:55,160
Speaker 1: the golf's ever seen if there's a live guy versus

1307
01:04:55,200 --> 01:04:58,479
Speaker 1: a PGA guy. See like, if a live guy wins

1308
01:04:58,560 --> 01:05:03,520
Speaker 1: the British Open, fine, no, no, no, the green jacket

1309
01:05:03,640 --> 01:05:05,640
Speaker 1: is the one. I'm like, stay away from that crowd.

1310
01:05:06,680 --> 01:05:09,680
Speaker 1: I don't want you guys. Crazy, dude, I can't wait.

1311
01:05:09,840 --> 01:05:12,520
Speaker 1: I'm right. I have a great day. Guys. Are we done?

1312
01:05:12,680 --> 01:05:14,760
Speaker 1: I think we're done? All right? Hey, it's been real

1313
01:05:14,840 --> 01:05:16,960
Speaker 1: Sorry No, no, no, it's not. You're not done. That's

1314
01:05:17,000 --> 01:05:21,120
Speaker 1: tomorrow contractually, eddie. But hey, if you're on the golf course,

1315
01:05:21,240 --> 01:05:23,360
Speaker 1: be nice to people out there, guys that we're really

1316
01:05:23,440 --> 01:05:26,360
Speaker 1: nice to people. If you hit someone and you apologize

1317
01:05:26,360 --> 01:05:28,560
Speaker 1: and they say it's okay. It should be okay. I

1318
01:05:28,640 --> 01:05:30,920
Speaker 1: don't know, but I have a great day. All the

1319
01:05:31,000 --> 01:05:32,720
Speaker 1: times you have to get audio and you didn't get

1320
01:05:32,720 --> 01:05:37,160
Speaker 1: audio of that, that's a good point. What amazing audio?

1321
01:05:37,320 --> 01:05:39,080
Speaker 1: Not once you think get your phone record? No, No,

1322
01:05:39,640 --> 01:05:43,680
Speaker 1: I got audio of the apology and then I was like, okay,

1323
01:05:43,720 --> 01:05:47,280
Speaker 1: we're good. I was like, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Cool, cool,

1324
01:05:47,440 --> 01:05:49,960
Speaker 1: let me hear it. Oh my god, it's gonna take

1325
01:05:50,040 --> 01:05:52,560
Speaker 1: like three minutes to get to it because I have to.

1326
01:05:52,880 --> 01:05:55,080
Speaker 1: I started it way back here where I'm driving. I'm

1327
01:05:55,200 --> 01:06:01,400
Speaker 1: really so as that's my name is Jason. It's not

1328
01:06:02,640 --> 01:06:08,200
Speaker 1: it's it's really Nico. I know. I just feel bad.

1329
01:06:08,280 --> 01:06:16,040
Speaker 1: I feel bad, I really bad. Like it makes it up.

1330
01:06:16,200 --> 01:06:19,440
Speaker 1: See and then where's the That's when that's when I

1331
01:06:19,440 --> 01:06:21,960
Speaker 1: saw recording, because she's like, it makes it up, and

1332
01:06:22,080 --> 01:06:25,080
Speaker 1: I'm well, maybe that's why she was nice. Wait a second,

1333
01:06:25,760 --> 01:06:28,840
Speaker 1: maybe she saw you reaching for your phone. I saw

1334
01:06:28,960 --> 01:06:31,160
Speaker 1: your record. I saw she was like, oh, I gotta

1335
01:06:31,160 --> 01:06:32,640
Speaker 1: be nice. And then when you put your phone away,

1336
01:06:32,680 --> 01:06:36,680
Speaker 1: she's like, you mother. I started recording way back in

1337
01:06:36,760 --> 01:06:38,400
Speaker 1: the tea box, like when I got in the golf cart.

1338
01:06:38,400 --> 01:06:45,480
Speaker 1: I just hit recording us an empty golf cart. Yeah,

1339
01:06:45,480 --> 01:06:48,080
Speaker 1: it's just where the beer cans. I can't hear though. Okay,

1340
01:06:48,280 --> 01:06:51,720
Speaker 1: all right, all right, have a great day. Master starts tomorrow.

1341
01:06:51,880 --> 01:06:57,320
Speaker 1: Let's go. It's a beautiful day. Jim nance my final Masters.

1342
01:06:57,360 --> 01:07:01,320
Speaker 1: After this, I will just master is he really is?

1343
01:07:01,440 --> 01:07:04,880
Speaker 1: His last matter? His last final four? And it was yeah, cool,

1344
01:07:05,120 --> 01:07:07,360
Speaker 1: bring up another good voice. Let's just call the game.

1345
01:07:07,400 --> 01:07:09,480
Speaker 1: I'm betting on oo cares I have the volume off

1346
01:07:09,480 --> 01:07:12,920
Speaker 1: anyways anymore you do. Some of them are so damn annoying.

1347
01:07:13,280 --> 01:07:16,480
Speaker 1: I love Kevin Harland's voice. Harland amazing. Some of them

1348
01:07:16,520 --> 01:07:18,400
Speaker 1: are amazing, dude. But in baseball and stuff, some of

1349
01:07:18,480 --> 01:07:20,120
Speaker 1: them take away from the game. I'm like, I can't.

1350
01:07:20,360 --> 01:07:22,640
Speaker 1: And if they're rooting against your bet, well that's and

1351
01:07:22,760 --> 01:07:25,920
Speaker 1: they're rooting against your bet. You're talking about the local ones. Yeah, okay,

1352
01:07:26,160 --> 01:07:28,680
Speaker 1: they're bad. Yeah, they're pretty bad when you like go

1353
01:07:28,800 --> 01:07:33,280
Speaker 1: to like uh Cleveland Radio or Cleveland Network. I watched

1354
01:07:33,360 --> 01:07:36,040
Speaker 1: the India the Guardians. Yeah they're very good. If you're

1355
01:07:36,040 --> 01:07:38,680
Speaker 1: watching an ESPN Plus, they're good. Yeah they're good. No

1356
01:07:38,800 --> 01:07:42,720
Speaker 1: they're not good y ESPN Yes, yes, yes, ESPN Plus

1357
01:07:42,800 --> 01:07:44,840
Speaker 1: can be pretty bad. Yeah yeah, all right, all right,

1358
01:07:44,920 --> 01:07:51,280
Speaker 1: goodbye everyone. Maybe we take the podcast to ESPN Plus right,

1359
01:07:51,960 --> 01:07:54,400
Speaker 1: think about that. That would be nice. Guys. One of

1360
01:07:54,480 --> 01:07:59,200
Speaker 1: the girls was pretty hot, but I didn't say in

1361
01:07:59,280 --> 01:08:02,800
Speaker 1: this story is I t I peeted on want him.

1362
01:08:02,880 --> 01:08:04,240
Speaker 1: That's why she cuts me out.