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Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today. Uh subject,

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Speaker 1: my status has been downgraded? Got that my status has

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Speaker 1: been downgraded? Right now though, we're gonna talk to Junior

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Speaker 1: and for the nephew with today's prank phone call what

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Speaker 1: you got for its Junior to and two? What does

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Speaker 1: that mean? I have no idea. That's just the prank

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Speaker 1: he left me with his instructions. Will say it just

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Speaker 1: like this to run a kid. Yeah, I'm hey, I'm

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Speaker 1: trying to get some ansle Uh yeah, this sound it

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Speaker 1: sounds Sam? Okay, Sam? All right, yeah, okay, I thought

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Speaker 1: it was some mouse this trail. Yeah, Sam, Man, what's up? Okay? Uh? Monday, Cal.

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Speaker 1: I wanted to reach out to your ill. Let you

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Speaker 1: about how about uh about your girl? Right? Your girlfriend? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Yeah she is Okay, how long you know I've been together.

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Speaker 1: We've been together about about tending up years while what's

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Speaker 1: going on? Well, listen to me and better holiday at

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Speaker 1: each other for like the last few months or whatever.

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Speaker 1: I wanted to reach out to you, and you know,

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Speaker 1: I didn't want to call you. She wanted me to

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Speaker 1: call you. I wanted to tell you that, you know,

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Speaker 1: I didn't decide that she wanted to start hanging with

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Speaker 1: me and she wants me to come up with the

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Speaker 1: house and pick our stuff up. Oh yeah, oh yeah. Really,

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Speaker 1: maybe that's what's going on you calling me. She didn't

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Speaker 1: told you to call me basically what I wanted to

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Speaker 1: feel saying, and just have a man and man talk

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Speaker 1: which and just let you know, you you that that's

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Speaker 1: that's what that's what's going on right now. Don't do

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Speaker 1: it because right now you're just talking a bunch of

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Speaker 1: what's up? Now what I'm saying any other day, you know,

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Speaker 1: I'm already making room for her at my apartment. I'm

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Speaker 1: just trying to come out. Listen, Then, ain't none of

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Speaker 1: it is whatever. If you want to come do, come do,

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Speaker 1: but it ain't going out wet. We'in't going out without

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Speaker 1: a fight. I'm not tripping. I'm not tripping with you,

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Speaker 1: and I'm not tripping it all. But you come to

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Speaker 1: my house. I'm about getting from my alt house. Then

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Speaker 1: it's going down me and you, me and you. So

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Speaker 1: what's up? You're coming to get up because I'm on

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Speaker 1: the road right now. And then you shouts, but got

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Speaker 1: meet you now, So if you're coming and get us,

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Speaker 1: come on with me. Okay, okay, hold on to hold on,

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Speaker 1: Let's back up and see like I saw you. I'm

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Speaker 1: trying to he less you know where then when you

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Speaker 1: gotta have no problem I want to do. It's come

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Speaker 1: in the house and get her stuff and pack it

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Speaker 1: up so I can get it over to me. You

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Speaker 1: just think you're just gonna come in and to my

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Speaker 1: house and I've been with I don't needs you. You

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Speaker 1: think you're just gonna be We're just gonna be teachers

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Speaker 1: and cream. You got me. I'm telling you, don't you

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Speaker 1: come to my house. That's going down and that just

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Speaker 1: then she needs to be a woman. Why don't you

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Speaker 1: blank it? Tell me why she didn't bring get to me?

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Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying, what's what's what? Y'all want

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Speaker 1: to be together? Now on? She ain't no more. All

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Speaker 1: I know is she was feeling me. That's all I'm saying.

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Speaker 1: She was feeling me. You know, she telling me, I mean, dude,

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Speaker 1: you held a problem with her league, because that's her choice.

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Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. If she claims she want

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Speaker 1: to be with me, that's what she won't you know

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Speaker 1: I ain't knocking what nobody do you understand? But what

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to tell you she telling me she want

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Speaker 1: to be with me. So I'm just trying to get

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Speaker 1: you to lift. Is it better for me or her

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Speaker 1: to go over there while you ain't there and get

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Speaker 1: our stuff? Dog? All this? Didn't you saying no, I don't.

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Speaker 1: I ain't got the rational thing with you. She need

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Speaker 1: to be the one telling me all it is and

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Speaker 1: seeing she can't do it. And you man, you man,

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Speaker 1: you know that what you're calling from? Man and man come,

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Speaker 1: you know that's all? Hey, Samantha, Samantha for hey hey man, Hey, hey,

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Speaker 1: hey man, my name is Sam. Man. I ain't gonna

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Speaker 1: tell you that no more already told you that when

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Speaker 1: you call, when you first call, okay, Sam, So that's okay,

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Speaker 1: way you know what. I ain't even gonna go back

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Speaker 1: and forward. You then shows me I'm gonna come to hey,

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Speaker 1: all this she's talking you still on this phone without

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Speaker 1: that y'all jacking. If you're gonna come get up, I

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Speaker 1: hadn't invited you. So if you want to bring your over,

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Speaker 1: you come get it. Tom Aiden too old. I've want

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Speaker 1: paid two of them yeah, but I'll tell you this

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Speaker 1: isn't much to it them. Let them them too down.

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Speaker 1: They don't want to me no more. They don't want

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Speaker 1: to rock with me no more. Drop And like I said,

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Speaker 1: tell I come with you. She ought to be a

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Speaker 1: woman to know when she behind the back in the

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Speaker 1: background telling you to come, tell me from me, think

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Speaker 1: that's the man. I'm gonna and you come because you're

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Speaker 1: acting like a too, I'm gonna flap. So what's okay?

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Speaker 1: Well look here, let me go say this to you? Then?

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Speaker 1: Can I can I tell you what she called me? Man?

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Speaker 1: You tell me you want to tell me? Read out

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Speaker 1: what she told you? But what what's up? I just

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Speaker 1: want to tell you she told need to praying phone

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Speaker 1: call you. This is Nephew Thoms from Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 1: All right, I'm stay man, man, man hill Man, you

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Speaker 1: get me ready. Hey, I gotta hear you say one

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Speaker 1: more thing. What is the baddest and I mean the

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Speaker 1: baddest radio show in the land. And Steve Harvey's shown

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Speaker 1: it is eight too that we left us with when

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Speaker 1: you played too much to do him. That's all I've

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Speaker 1: been doing. He just said, Junior do eight and too

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Speaker 1: then when you come out to praying, say, huh, he

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Speaker 1: gave you that irrelevant statement, so you've got to have

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Speaker 1: eight and too. I don't need that, okay, Julian Jude

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Speaker 1: hold on, we've been talking about these black people pool rug. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I got a few more. I got about folk good.

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Speaker 1: What's that I should have said? These we're gonna talk about.

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Speaker 1: Let's start with this from these on pools. Rules for

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Speaker 1: black people here on pool furniture has weight limits, wick

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Speaker 1: um plastic. You know it's still may it's it's got this.

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Speaker 1: Look at this stuff close. Ain't know nothing. Boats on

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Speaker 1: this staf know your limit? Yeah, just how you know

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Speaker 1: you're too big for this chair if you sit down

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Speaker 1: in a chair and some of you is out the chair.

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Speaker 1: Here's another one, but rules or black people don't try

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Speaker 1: to eat in the pool because it because it's gonna

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Speaker 1: look like something else. When you wasted, it's gonna look

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Speaker 1: like something else. Don't try to eat in the pool.

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Speaker 1: Cracker floating on the water ain't gonna look like this.

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Speaker 1: It's a cracker, your damn cracker. No, no, no black

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Speaker 1: people pool rules. Okay. If you can't swim, come on,

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Speaker 1: why is you playing by the edge. Hell if you

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Speaker 1: all at the edge, if you can't swim, why is

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Speaker 1: you playing by the edge. We're doing black people pool Ruse.

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Speaker 1: This is the last one and probably the most important.

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Speaker 1: You can't get mad if some water splash on you.

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Speaker 1: You a pool. That is very important. That's true. We

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Speaker 1: had a pool. Some water splashed on you. We had

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Speaker 1: a pool. You get no water in my hat on.

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Speaker 1: It's gonna be a problem. It's gonna be a situation.

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Speaker 1: Now this is man. Then jump from you fats don't

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Speaker 1: exploded the pool. Yeah, and so now you made jumping

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Speaker 1: in the damn waterfall, stay out of pool. Yeah. But

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Speaker 1: you know black women in our hair now yeah, I'm

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Speaker 1: talking about dudes. What they leaning out? Yeah? First of all,

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Speaker 1: you post have on swimming show. Yeah, right, can I

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Speaker 1: give you one his mind? Last room for black people

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Speaker 1: at swimming pool. Everybody don't thank your baby cute at

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Speaker 1: the swimming pool. Alright, Look coming up next strawberry letters

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Speaker 1: subject my status has downgraded. My status is downgraded. We'll

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Speaker 1: get into the strawberry letter right after this