WEBVTT - Creepy Cap’n

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<v Speaker 1>Great cool three on yours one two recording progress. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it is you started years early, which means that then

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna have to cut this ideo. Cuck cook cute,

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<v Speaker 1>Hey buddy, how are you? I'm doing okay? Andrew? Are

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<v Speaker 1>you doing serial Killers? Live from the Farmland Fresh Dairy Studios?

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<v Speaker 1>This is serial Killers? Here's your answer, pal, another week

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<v Speaker 1>of no bull chat QQ. We could do that after

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<v Speaker 1>I have more for recording at eleven thirty cool, but

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<v Speaker 1>this is more important because this is our bread and butter.

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<v Speaker 1>It's serial Killers. Well, the bread and butter that gives

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<v Speaker 1>us more ads is bull chat. That's pretty cool. But

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<v Speaker 1>this podcast is called serial Killer. Yeah, but bull chat

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<v Speaker 1>exists within the cereal and today is actually the day

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<v Speaker 1>that we could win the big award if we are,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, nice to each other only for a nice series.

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<v Speaker 1>I think I do think that that has something to

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<v Speaker 1>do with it. I do. I that's some weird karmic

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<v Speaker 1>type things like nice to each other and you'll be

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<v Speaker 1>rewarded for it in the end. You like my shirt

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<v Speaker 1>that I'm wearing, Okay, if you're watching this on YouTube,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm wearing my Iowa shirt today. Yeah, Caitlyn Clark. Dude, Wow,

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<v Speaker 1>Caitlyn Clark. Yes, yeah, how what okay? Crazy?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, she's like the most scoringest person in the NC

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<v Speaker 2>double A.

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<v Speaker 1>It's amazing since since like what's his name? Did it

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<v Speaker 1>fifty years ago? Game the Hawkeyes? Oh cool?

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<v Speaker 2>Hello, I was a resident. I know all about the

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<v Speaker 2>hung out in Iowa City. I know all about Hawkeyes sports.

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<v Speaker 1>You just keep saying Hawkeyes.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, what other football basket? They're all the Hawkeyes. They're

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<v Speaker 2>all the Hawkeyes Iowaha.

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<v Speaker 1>The football team, yes, basketball team, yes, Hawkeyes. Every school

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<v Speaker 1>is just called their teams are just the hawk eys.

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<v Speaker 2>Those are their college teams.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, are just only Hawkey that's correct. I mean any

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<v Speaker 1>school in Iowa State has the Cyclones. Okay, so then

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<v Speaker 1>it gets that point. No, it's different colleges, you dope.

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<v Speaker 1>Well that's what I was saying. You just kept saying Hawkeyes. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>all Hawkeyes. Here we go, Andrew, Oh, do you want

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<v Speaker 1>to talk about to guy some of the gifts that

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<v Speaker 1>we received. Yes, you know, I don't understand this one

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<v Speaker 1>at all, because you know, they sent me the email.

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<v Speaker 1>I signed up for it, but yet it came in

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<v Speaker 1>your name. So well, because they sent it to both

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<v Speaker 1>of us, and I must not have seen it.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh.

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<v Speaker 1>I sent it to our general inbox, serial Killers PC

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<v Speaker 1>at gmail dot com. So check this out. So this

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<v Speaker 1>is kit. Andrew doesn't know what Kith is. I don't.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel so untrendy. Like when we got this, I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, Okay, that's cool, what's Kith? And then Diamond

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<v Speaker 1>was like, how do you not know what Kith is?

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<v Speaker 1>So I feel really old? Don't because full disclosure, I

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<v Speaker 1>did not know what Kith was until two weeks ago.

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<v Speaker 1>Really yes, because we went to their store in Miami Beach.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh got it. So it's a trendy it's a dude.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a dude, and he has all this stuff art

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<v Speaker 1>and products and clothing and the whole thing. And in

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<v Speaker 1>the front of the Kith store, some of them, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know if they all have it. It's Kith Treats

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<v Speaker 1>and so what it is it's an ice cream store

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<v Speaker 1>and it's all mixed with cereal. I love that. So

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<v Speaker 1>they have all these different menu items with different cereal

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<v Speaker 1>mix ins, and it's weird the way that they do

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<v Speaker 1>it because they it's they put it in this machine

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<v Speaker 1>and it all mixes in with the ice cream. I've

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<v Speaker 1>since looked up the clothes and the clothes look really cozy.

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<v Speaker 1>I kind of wish that I had sweatshirts or something

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<v Speaker 1>from them. So it's very expensive. Yeah, okay, so so

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<v Speaker 1>there's a little collab here. We got reached out to

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<v Speaker 1>the a PR company that that reps Pebbles and it

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<v Speaker 1>is the Fruity Pebbles kit Cereal that to celebrate National

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<v Speaker 1>Cereal Day, which was on the seventh, which you missed.

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<v Speaker 1>How did I miss it? When we recorded this? It's

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<v Speaker 1>March fourth.

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<v Speaker 2>And the release of Nike Lebron for Fruity Pebbles. I

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<v Speaker 2>wish we got.

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<v Speaker 1>I wish we got the sneakers. I know, the sneakers

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<v Speaker 1>look really cool. That's probably for like also the cleats

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<v Speaker 1>Ultra influencers.

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<v Speaker 2>We have partnered with Fruity Pebbles to design a limited

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<v Speaker 2>edition Cereal box and custom Cereal ball.

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<v Speaker 1>Did we get the ball? Yeah? This is it. That's

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<v Speaker 1>not the ball it is. That's not it. That's not

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<v Speaker 1>the ball. I think it is.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not because it's a cup and I saw I

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<v Speaker 2>saw the ball online. It looks like something is missing.

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<v Speaker 2>Did you take something out?

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<v Speaker 1>I did not? Did you I did not? You hear

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<v Speaker 1>the Cooper needed it.

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<v Speaker 2>Alongside this capsule, we have also teamed up with Lebron

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<v Speaker 2>James to create a menu of exclusive ice cream specials,

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<v Speaker 2>all infused with the King's favorite cereal, The Kith Treats

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<v Speaker 2>for Fruity Pebble's limited time menu is available now through

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<v Speaker 2>three seventeen at all US Kith Treats locations. So thank

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<v Speaker 2>you very very much.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's so cool to be considered for these things

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<v Speaker 1>sending it to us. So Lebron james favorite cereals Fruity Pebbles.

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<v Speaker 2>Must be that's crazy, King James. Well, what just.

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<v Speaker 1>You saying that? With the sport like You've been so

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<v Speaker 1>sporty today, very sporty. I'm a sports guy. I am

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<v Speaker 1>a sports guy and the bull is definitely missing from

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<v Speaker 1>this boll. Did I miss something when you became a

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<v Speaker 1>sports guy, Because yes, I've been studying sports, You've been

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<v Speaker 1>just studying all sports. I think it's important for me

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<v Speaker 1>to know sports because I'm a man. Okay, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>think that's it, but you know what, go for it.

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<v Speaker 1>I support you. Hold on, look at the other gift

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<v Speaker 1>we got Andrew. Cool? Yes, why don't we do it

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<v Speaker 1>after we do our first serial. Come on Bro sports

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<v Speaker 1>Bro Oh okay, so sporty, yeah, can you get me

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<v Speaker 1>with us? Can you get your bottle out of the

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<v Speaker 1>shot there? Okay, thanks, I appreciate it. Is my phone

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<v Speaker 1>in here? Yes? Where it's not?

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<v Speaker 2>It was on top of the Farmland Fresh Airy's fridge,

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<v Speaker 2>but it's not there anymore.

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<v Speaker 1>Could you talk to the camera for a quick second.

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<v Speaker 1>I do need it just in case of something. What's

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<v Speaker 1>up camera? Yeah, So Andrew needs to go find his

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<v Speaker 1>phone because he's very very important and someone very very

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<v Speaker 1>important in his world may be reaching out to him

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<v Speaker 1>and if he doesn't check his phone during this podcast,

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<v Speaker 1>who knows, they could be Firings involved. Anyway.

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<v Speaker 2>So, actually today Monday is the eleventh. This is when

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<v Speaker 2>the Big iHeartRadio Podcast Awards is happening. It's happening tonight

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<v Speaker 2>in Austin. So if you're listening to this actually on

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<v Speaker 2>the eleventh, you can check it out live at nine

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<v Speaker 2>pm Eastern time. Just go to iheartapp or go to

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<v Speaker 2>iHeartRadio dot com and all the information will be there

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<v Speaker 2>and you can watch us live as we sit in

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<v Speaker 2>the audience and hopefully you are called up on stage

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<v Speaker 2>to win the big Award in the food category for

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<v Speaker 2>the iHeart Podcast Awards, and you know.

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<v Speaker 1>We're with some good company.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm actually gonna have to check those podcasts out to

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<v Speaker 2>see what we're up against. I know Evil Longoria has

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<v Speaker 2>a podcast, and I'm hoping it wasn't the kind of

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<v Speaker 2>thing where she's like, listen, I Heart, I'm only showing

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<v Speaker 2>up if we Oh, hey, Andrew, what.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you doing? Nothing? Okay? All right? Should we eat

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<v Speaker 1>our first cereal? Yes? Please? Thank you, Matt.

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<v Speaker 2>This one comes from Matt, and it's still very unfortunate

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<v Speaker 2>that the big Matt box was missing. I just saw

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<v Speaker 2>you kick the crumbs underneath so because you want roaches

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<v Speaker 2>and rats.

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<v Speaker 1>And that's how I don't you do? You do it naturally,

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<v Speaker 1>just by putting seventeen thousand cereals under your desk. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>but like a hoarder, you just deliberately kicked crumbs underneath

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<v Speaker 1>the box. I need to roll back the footages of

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<v Speaker 1>you whenever you're like scared by something, to be like

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<v Speaker 1>I'm throwing just a ton of cereal all over the place. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but I don't kick it underneath stuff. Oh you don't.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh you must be so delicate and so courteous. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>So the big box that Matt said, I'm very upset

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<v Speaker 1>is missing. What did you tell them while I was

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<v Speaker 1>gone nothing, You'll have to listen. You think that we're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna win. I know we're gonna win. I love that.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm very optimistic when they say serial killers, what are

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<v Speaker 1>you gonna do? Are we gonna look at you to

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<v Speaker 1>be like we gotta do the sellars thing? And they

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<v Speaker 1>we're gonna run up, and uh, I'm gonna I'll start.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh you're get you get to start.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll start, okay, because I'm just gonna give a brief

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<v Speaker 2>synopsis of how this all started in our friendship and whatnot.

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<v Speaker 1>Music is gonna play out. I'm just gonna take ten

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<v Speaker 1>seconds and then I'm gonna and then I'm gonna let

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<v Speaker 1>you finish. What's your ten seconds? Huh? What's seconds? I

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<v Speaker 1>don't want to know. It's just it needs to be

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<v Speaker 1>off the cuff. I don't mind doing it. I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>doing it here, okay. Anyway, Casey Muskraeve's face when she

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<v Speaker 1>went Album of the Year and she was like, what

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<v Speaker 1>did you hear? On Saturday Night Live? She was great,

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<v Speaker 1>Shame they don't play her on radio. Did you even

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<v Speaker 1>know that was a thing? Andrew see Berry Crunch from

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<v Speaker 1>Captain Crunch. Is this real? Yeah? It's real? Huh because

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<v Speaker 1>he looks like he's been No, that's the new Yeah, No,

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<v Speaker 1>that's the revamped Captain. I don't like the revamped Captain. Bro.

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<v Speaker 1>We've been over this, were you like you were here?

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<v Speaker 1>I think, right, I don't know. We talked all about it. Scary, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I know. I don't like his eyes are dead. He's

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<v Speaker 1>very cgi, very cgi. I don't like that. So there's

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<v Speaker 1>also a cinnamon when that's out, which I think was

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<v Speaker 1>in the missing box. But anyway, this is artificially flavored

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<v Speaker 1>sweetened corn and oat cereal. And it's it's it's berry. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I guess they're all blue. We did never find the

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<v Speaker 1>oops all berries red berries. You're right, we didn't find that,

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<v Speaker 1>and I know you weren't actively searching for it. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>what do you care?

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<v Speaker 2>You're right, I'll find everything. Listeners will still find.

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<v Speaker 1>Sender, Scott will find That's exactly what I said.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll just be home yelling at Scott for not recording

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<v Speaker 2>from home.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but will Scott refuses to do on any day

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<v Speaker 1>you texted me at like six o'clock on a Saturday, Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>can you record? Man? No heads up, no notice. Then

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<v Speaker 1>when I said, oh, I could do it tomorrow, you

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<v Speaker 1>know you sent me a door closing. The window is closed,

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<v Speaker 1>I couldn't. Can you record today? We're recording right now.

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<v Speaker 1>No at home. I gotta take Sawyer to the groomer.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh okay, that takes the whole day. Yeah, oh really,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sure you'll find also kids, kids. Yeah, what if

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<v Speaker 1>we recorded right after this before I went home? I can't.

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<v Speaker 1>I have a podcast recording at eleven thirty. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if you've got me. So it smells

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<v Speaker 1>it's I don't know, it's frosting. Yeah, like cotton candy. Ish,

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<v Speaker 1>Look at all this crap that you're dropping all over

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<v Speaker 1>the fist.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't kick it underneath the console. So we've had the

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<v Speaker 2>cotton candy. We've had the cotton candy, cap'n carus.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what crap is probably behind there? No, I

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<v Speaker 1>clean it from time to time. Oh you do? Yep?

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<v Speaker 1>Going back to the farm land fresh Dairyes, fridge, and

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<v Speaker 1>you would you like hold or two please? You're feeling two? Yes?

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<v Speaker 1>All right? Two on the two Feeling two and two

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<v Speaker 1>on two.

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<v Speaker 2>So it's Farmland Fresh Dairries, organic two percent reduced fat milk.

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<v Speaker 1>Nice. It's so cold. I'm so excited. Do you have

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<v Speaker 1>your outfit ready?

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<v Speaker 2>No, that's something that we must haves. Goott I know,

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<v Speaker 2>even though it's today, I need to get an outfit.

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<v Speaker 1>I know. AKA when we recorded this again, it is

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<v Speaker 1>March fourth. People using people, I'm not trust me. They've

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<v Speaker 1>been listening for three hundred plus episodes. They're not confused anymore.

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<v Speaker 1>But if we have new people here, all right, well welcome.

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<v Speaker 1>It's March fourth, and you're listening to this on March eleventh.

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<v Speaker 1>Right here we go. Crunch berry. Yeah, this is oops

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<v Speaker 1>all berry blue is what this is? Yeah? Right, huh?

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<v Speaker 1>I like it. It's sweet, it's crunchy. It's cat me.

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<v Speaker 1>You know. I know you're gonna say I'm crazy. You are.

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<v Speaker 1>It doesn't taste like crunchberries. I'm not getting the same

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<v Speaker 1>crunch berries taste I do. I'm not. It's not as

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<v Speaker 1>intense or sweet. I don't think. I don't. I know

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<v Speaker 1>the berries don't actually have different flavors. I just don't.

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<v Speaker 1>Now it's gonna get four bowls from me. Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>like it. I'm gonna give this three bowls in a spoon.

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<v Speaker 1>See if you look at the oops all berries on

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<v Speaker 1>the side, Yeah, that one has the red and the

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<v Speaker 1>blue and the purple. Issue. Maybe it's just my brain

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<v Speaker 1>saying like, oh, they're different flavors when it's oops al berries,

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<v Speaker 1>this just doesn't taste like Look, bro as sweet. Captain's

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<v Speaker 1>were in a snorkel. How do you not you know?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean look at him. I mean it goes to charity.

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<v Speaker 1>It looks like so over sixty years, Captain has sale

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<v Speaker 1>the high Seas in his beloved ss guppy. Yeah, next

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<v Speaker 1>to his breakfast table. There's no other place on the

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<v Speaker 1>planet he loves more. That's why we're partnering with the

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<v Speaker 1>Ocean Conservancy, a nonprofit organization working to protect the ocean

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<v Speaker 1>from today's greatest global challenges. For every box of cap'n

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<v Speaker 1>Crunches Seaberry Crunch purchased before five thirty one, twenty four,

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<v Speaker 1>the Quaker Oats Company will donate one dollar cool up

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<v Speaker 1>to five hundred grand. That's great cool now, huh. I

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<v Speaker 1>never really understood how that worked.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so when they say something like that, yeah, is

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<v Speaker 2>it the amount of boxes that the store purchased.

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<v Speaker 1>It's all it's a donation that they basically already did,

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<v Speaker 1>and now they're just saying like, oh, we raised five

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<v Speaker 1>hundred grand, right.

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<v Speaker 2>So they're going to just do the five hundred no

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<v Speaker 2>matter what. Ye and they just want you to buy this.

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<v Speaker 1>But it says here minimum donation is two hundred and fifty,

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<v Speaker 1>so they're definitely giving five hundred. Thank you, Thank you,

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<v Speaker 1>good company. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I remember they used to make this on Thursdays and

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<v Speaker 2>see the rapids. That's when Blazer would go out the window.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, next, lock the air. Oh fun, what did

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<v Speaker 2>you give it?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry, I forgot I gave it three bulls in

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<v Speaker 1>his book. I hope that's right. Yeah, okay, now onto

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<v Speaker 1>the boring stuff. Yeah. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>The rest of the stuff is also Matt. This is

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<v Speaker 2>a Matt supplied episode. Thanks Matt, we thank you and

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<v Speaker 2>again apologize that the fifty dollars box that you sent us.

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<v Speaker 1>Didn't make it. Yeah. I think it was more than that.

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<v Speaker 2>Actually, boy, there were three ten dollars cereals and then

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<v Speaker 2>a bunch of other stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>He said. He it's very disappointing. It is. It's upsetting.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe we could do one of mine. No, I've already curated.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh okay, so we're not doing mine again. So last

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<v Speaker 1>week we did the corn the fake corn checks from Millville.

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<v Speaker 1>I like those I had to get today. I know

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<v Speaker 1>you enjoyed this.

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<v Speaker 2>So here's some fake rice checks from Ralston Foods. These

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<v Speaker 2>are rice biscuits.

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<v Speaker 1>They're gluting friskets and free because it's rice cool. Oh look,

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<v Speaker 1>they got crispy hexagons. I love that. That's interesting. I

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<v Speaker 1>like the hexagon chepe. It's an interesting crist I know,

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<v Speaker 1>but it's not really a good name for a cereal. Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>what kind of cereal you want? I don't know, crispy hexagons.

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<v Speaker 1>As someone who hated geometry with the sincere like a

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<v Speaker 1>terrible just nightmares still haunt me from geometry, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>think I like the name of that cereal. Do you

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<v Speaker 1>know the shape of a stop sign? Hexagon? Very good?

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<v Speaker 1>Who was that? I'm scared shapes? Okay, hexagon, you're being

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<v Speaker 1>very up to stop this smell? This smells It just

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<v Speaker 1>smells like cardboard, right.

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<v Speaker 2>Eh, I don't know, I don't really.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, yeah, it smells like bad, like not good.

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<v Speaker 1>Something smells weird about this? Yeah, when did this expire? October?

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<v Speaker 1>It's just best Buy? What it's just best Bud. You're

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<v Speaker 1>feeding me cereal from October of twenty twenty three Best By.

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<v Speaker 1>It's fine, it was sealed. You go first. It's good. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>I know you ate it? Does it smell? Does it

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<v Speaker 1>taste like it smelt? It tastes like rice crispies? Actually? Right?

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<v Speaker 2>What it does taste like rice crispies? Yeah, but they've

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<v Speaker 2>got all kinds of recipes on the back. Nobody's making

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<v Speaker 2>this stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>Who's first taste? I'm not gonna lie. It kind of

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<v Speaker 1>tastes like pork rindish? Are you making Granni's apple crisp?

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<v Speaker 1>But once you get through it, it's pretty decent. And

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<v Speaker 1>you know who ultimately makes this, right? Yeah? Who? Uh?

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<v Speaker 1>This is made by Post.

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<v Speaker 2>Very good, Andrew, I know you looked, No, I didn't

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<v Speaker 2>you did, no, I just knew, okay.

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<v Speaker 1>Because this is uh oh yeah, of course Ralston's Ralston's.

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<v Speaker 1>It's Post ye Melville, it's not Ralston's, it's just Rawstonston. Right.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not plural. Yeah, it's not plural, just like they

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<v Speaker 1>make the you know, the multi meal also right, they

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<v Speaker 1>have lots of subsidiaries.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, they go into lots of different labels. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>giving it three. It's pretty good, Ralston. I believe that

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<v Speaker 2>you buy these more in like the dollar type issue stores. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>maybe Dollar General or something like that. I have not

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<v Speaker 2>seen it in my local dollar store, not in the

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<v Speaker 2>Dollar Tree. They have those ones that are cancer causing.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh lordy, I think that this one. Listen if I

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<v Speaker 1>saw that, I think they're coming to like these rice

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<v Speaker 1>cereals like that. I don't know why. The flavor is

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<v Speaker 1>just so distinct. It brings you back to your childhood,

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<v Speaker 1>right I like those? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>All right, Hey, we're gonna be back right after this,

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<v Speaker 2>and we'll check out the big old surprise box that

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<v Speaker 2>we got from General Mills.

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<v Speaker 1>Cool.

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<v Speaker 2>So, I don't know what should I play, Andrew, I

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<v Speaker 2>got nothing. I really we need new stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>I like, not be dramatic and just play something. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>Wilford Brimley and I've had diabetes for about twenty years

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<v Speaker 1>and we're back. Welcome back to the award nominated nominated

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<v Speaker 1>serial Killers. Yeah. Do you think we'll get nominated next

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<v Speaker 1>year if we lose? Or is it like a one shot?

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<v Speaker 1>Like this is like the oscars where it's like you

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<v Speaker 1>get your one shot to get nominated. If you don't

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<v Speaker 1>get it, if we.

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<v Speaker 2>Want to get nominated again, we're gonna have to step

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<v Speaker 2>up our game, Andrew.

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<v Speaker 1>Or we'll have to come up with another podcast, because

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<v Speaker 1>I'm saying, if the show can't get nominated again, is

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<v Speaker 1>it like a one show? I don't know. No, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't think it's that way. I don't know. Is it

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<v Speaker 1>like the Emmys or is it like the Oscars? I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know. That's what I don't know. I watched The

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<v Speaker 1>difference Emmys is TV shows. So TV shows have multiple seasons.

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<v Speaker 1>That so then what was the question? So movies you

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<v Speaker 1>can only nominated once? What if it was on the year,

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<v Speaker 1>the cusp of the year, maybe you can get nominated twice.

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<v Speaker 1>You can't. Why because you submit for one year. That's

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<v Speaker 1>the point of the Oscars. It's celebrating the best in film.

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<v Speaker 1>But this is an ongoing podcast. Movies don't ongo So

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<v Speaker 1>that's why I was asking, is it like the Emmys

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<v Speaker 1>where you can't get nominated again? Or is it like

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<v Speaker 1>the Oscars where it's a one shot deal? Brouh, you're

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<v Speaker 1>asking me something I know nothing about. I was shocked

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<v Speaker 1>when you told me we were nominated, So I have

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<v Speaker 1>no idea. Okay, anyway, so over the weekend this boxt delivery.

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<v Speaker 2>Than unfortunately it's not going to work properly because when

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<v Speaker 2>we got this box, there was only three days left

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<v Speaker 2>until National Serial Day.

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<v Speaker 1>So basically, what this is an advent calendar For the

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<v Speaker 1>most part, I think it's just a calendar with windows.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't need to call it advent calendar. Isn't that

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<v Speaker 1>what they call it? They do when it's advent, But

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<v Speaker 1>this is just a calendar. What's advent? Is that an advent?

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<v Speaker 1>That'th thing? Yeah? Catholic Christian? All right?

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<v Speaker 2>So counting down to National Serial Day, which was on

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<v Speaker 2>March seventh, Oh okay it was yeah, by the times

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<v Speaker 2>it comes out, it happened.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, okay. Oh so you're not you're confusing on listen,

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<v Speaker 1>it's what if we have a new one. So look,

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<v Speaker 1>so what you would do is you would count down. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>so do the day. So I think it's seven days away,

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<v Speaker 1>you would go seven first, No, you would open up

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<v Speaker 1>window one because it's the first day. Okay, that's living

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<v Speaker 1>Wait hold up, no, you really think it goes this way? Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>I think you have seven days left, so you start

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<v Speaker 1>an advent. It's twenty five days or twenty. But I'm

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<v Speaker 1>just saying, if you're calling it an advent calendar box,

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<v Speaker 1>it goes you open up number one on day one,

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<v Speaker 1>number two on day two. I'm doing it anyway. Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>So Day one head, cheerios. Yeah, little little pouches of

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<v Speaker 1>cheerios went for me and one for you in nice.

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<v Speaker 1>Put it back all right? Day two? Head, how did

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<v Speaker 1>that get there? Then? I bought that? How did you what? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>So there are many snack bars okay, Cinema, toast crunch

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<v Speaker 2>and Lucky Charms fun.

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<v Speaker 1>Day three it's March fourth, right, I don't know. Yeah

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<v Speaker 1>it is March third, Cinnamon toast crunch bag, yum. Look

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<v Speaker 1>at that. I have to keep putting things back. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and March fourth, which is today when we're recording. Whoa,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe that's the Kis Cereal bowl that was missing. I

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<v Speaker 1>love cereal and a spoon was a spoon? Say? Serial killers?

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<v Speaker 1>Come on? It says National Cereal. Now okay, but well

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<v Speaker 1>now we have something new to clink with. Now can

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<v Speaker 1>I open five? Now? Why? We'll open it up on

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<v Speaker 1>our Instagram page. You will have seen here. Oh yay, honey,

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<v Speaker 1>not cheerios.

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<v Speaker 2>Cool six, dude, happened already, I know Lucky Charms of

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<v Speaker 2>the many Lucky Charms.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, and Dave seven. That's your friend, crunch Cup. Isn't

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<v Speaker 1>that your friend? Yeah? I think this is Yeah, we

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<v Speaker 1>had that, we had your friend on the show. Wow.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll reach out to him and say, hey, is this yours? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean yes, because it's crunch Cup. It says it

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<v Speaker 1>on there. I'll send him a note. Okay, thank you,

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<v Speaker 1>General Mills, Thank you, General Mills. I'm so glad we

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<v Speaker 1>finally made it. Yeah, we're doing it. Award nominee. Looks

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<v Speaker 1>like we made it. Who sings it? Uh? The shine Down? No,

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<v Speaker 1>it's also Barry Man alone. Oh cool? All right? So

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<v Speaker 1>you ready for this one? Alpin? Yes, we've had Alpin before,

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<v Speaker 1>one or two. We like it. Uh, this is museli.

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<v Speaker 1>That's how you say it right, musely, yes, muse No.

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<v Speaker 1>Sugar added traditional blend of grains, fruits and nuts. So

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<v Speaker 1>this is naturally sweet from the fruit, from the fruit.

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<v Speaker 1>I would hope the box is so little, it's like

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<v Speaker 1>so delicate. It is because it's packed. It's jam packed.

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<v Speaker 1>Full of stuff. Take the bag out. Oh, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>need it shake in front of my face.

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<v Speaker 2>Some people put this shaked on yogurt, some people like

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<v Speaker 2>milk yam, and some people like warm milk with this.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, yes, like a porridge? What is a porridge? Is porridge? Oatmeal?

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<v Speaker 1>Because I see British people being like I had my

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<v Speaker 1>moaning porridge. Pretty much it's just oatmeal, I think. So

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<v Speaker 1>can I look this up? Sure? Go right ahead. Can

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<v Speaker 1>I ask your phone? Hey, Ciri, mine's broken, Hey Siri?

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<v Speaker 1>What is what is porridge? Porridge is a food made

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<v Speaker 1>by heating or boiling ground crushed or chopped starchy plants,

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<v Speaker 1>typically grain, in milk or water. Shall I continue? No, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>So pretty much it is oatmeal for the most part.

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<v Speaker 1>Is oatmeal? Is that like something that British people like

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<v Speaker 1>didn't want to concede on, like how they say like

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<v Speaker 1>color with a yew.

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<v Speaker 2>I think it's just because of the whole you know,

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<v Speaker 2>the three little bit, the three bears Goldilocks.

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<v Speaker 1>Huh. I think it's because of Goldilocks. Goldilocks made it

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<v Speaker 1>called porridge?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, farm there fresh daies two percent reducee fat, organic

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<v Speaker 2>milk usd A.

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<v Speaker 1>I have a certified Oh there it is. I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>where is the actual fruit? I got some raisins, a

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<v Speaker 1>bunch of grain, maybe some dates in here. Mmmm. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know if this is something that I would just

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<v Speaker 1>eat with straight up milk, just I feel like this

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<v Speaker 1>needs to be warm. What well, it's not sweet enough, right,

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<v Speaker 1>It's basically just eating raw oats. Like if you open

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<v Speaker 1>up that Quaker oats thing right there and just spooned

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<v Speaker 1>it out dry, that's like what this is. I know

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<v Speaker 1>you're gonna be like, absolutely not. But it tastes like

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<v Speaker 1>cold cut turkey. There's no way that that's possible. It does.

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<v Speaker 1>That's an impossibility. It does have got a shame taste

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<v Speaker 1>and it's weird. What kind of turkey are you eating?

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<v Speaker 1>Just tastes like cold cuts? No, like turkey col cuts.

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<v Speaker 1>You hear it, You have quenchy cold cuts. I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>saying it's the texture. I'm saying the taste of it is.

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<v Speaker 1>Like I'm telling you, if I had a piece of

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<v Speaker 1>coal cut turkey right now, I'd be like try this,

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<v Speaker 1>and you'd be like, oh ah no, I'm actually getting

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<v Speaker 1>like even a hint of curry, which is weird. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't like it. I give this two bowls. It has

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<v Speaker 1>a very strange consistency. Yeah. I don't even know if

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<v Speaker 1>it would be any better if it was sweetened. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't think it would be. The taste isn't good. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know. If it's the oats, I don't I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>It's almost like I'm eating little pieces of glass. It's crunching,

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<v Speaker 2>like I feel like when I'm chewing it. I should

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<v Speaker 2>not be chewing this.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. No, it's oatmeal without the warmth. Yeah, without anything.

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<v Speaker 1>I wonder how it would taste warmed up. Maybe we'll

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<v Speaker 1>try that one day. We won't.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, we don't have microwave in here. By the

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<v Speaker 1>Have put a microwave in here, but as you could see,

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