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Speaker 1: This week at the Parlor Live Comedy Club from the

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Speaker 1: Hangover one and two Brian Callen, January sixteenth through the eighteenth.

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Speaker 1: Tickets available at Parlor Live dot com or four two, five, two,

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Speaker 1: eight nine, seven thousand twenties. Hello, Hi is Ashland's there?

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Speaker 1: This is Ashlyn. How are you? This is Seth McElroy

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Speaker 1: from the County Public Utilities Office. How are you? Hi?

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Speaker 1: I'm fine? How are you? I'm good. Listen. I'm not

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Speaker 1: sure if you've seen our trucks in your area, but

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Speaker 1: we've been having some pretty bad sewer issues near your location.

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Speaker 1: Have you seen us out there working? I have seen

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Speaker 1: a truck that I didn't know what it was there for. Well,

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Speaker 1: are you sitting down? Yes? Okay. Unfortunately, we narrowed down

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Speaker 1: the blockage and we think it's a pretty old pipe

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Speaker 1: right underneath your house. Okay, so we're gonna need to

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Speaker 1: dig that up in the next twenty four to forty

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Speaker 1: eight hours. You're gonna have to dig into my yard. No,

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Speaker 1: according to the blueprints we got from the county, I

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Speaker 1: think it's actually in your living room. So we're gonna

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Speaker 1: need to go about thirty feet down. What we're going

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Speaker 1: to bring a drill in and you know, cut out

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Speaker 1: a space in your floor and drill down to take

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Speaker 1: care of this pipe. Okay, no, like that. You can't

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Speaker 1: just do that. My haven't been and I we're gonna

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Speaker 1: have people over tonight. You know, like you haven't give

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Speaker 1: us some notice. I'm giving you notice right now. And yeah,

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Speaker 1: we have to go ahead and drill through your living

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Speaker 1: room floor into the ground, remove the pipe, and you

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Speaker 1: know we'll be on our way. Okay, Okay, you know

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Speaker 1: what it is, your pipe, because you're the one that

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Speaker 1: we're paying money to every month to take care of

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Speaker 1: these pipes. Therefore, this is your problem, not mine. I'm

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Speaker 1: surprised that you're the one giving me so much flak

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Speaker 1: over this. I'd figure you'd be a bit more helpful.

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Speaker 1: Thing is, and we're in a tough spot here. I'm

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Speaker 1: putting you in of that spot. You that wants to

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Speaker 1: come over and dig down and thirty feet into my

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Speaker 1: living room when I have company coming over. Maybe after

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Speaker 1: you drove into my living room, I'm going to come

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Speaker 1: into wrecking ball and just reck through your house and

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Speaker 1: see if that makes you upset. You know what makes

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Speaker 1: you upset? If if it was affecting my neighbors, and

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Speaker 1: there was a pipe in the walls that you needed

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Speaker 1: to get out, and you needed to direct it. I'm

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Speaker 1: a good enough citizen where i'd say, you know what,

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Speaker 1: come and do it. I'll bake you some cookie. You

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Speaker 1: pretentious little You sit there and you tell me you're

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Speaker 1: going to come destroy my home, and then you sit

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Speaker 1: there and patronize me. No, man, you do know that

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Speaker 1: we're the county. We can do whatever we want, right

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Speaker 1: so you whether it's county, Okay, I'm sorry, mister man

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Speaker 1: who works for the sore. You can do whatever you want. Yes,

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Speaker 1: I can. I'm a citizen. I'm a tax paying citizen.

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Speaker 1: I pay for this home and I can protect it.

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Speaker 1: I have rights. Are you saying that you want to

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Speaker 1: shoot me? No, I'm not saying I want to shoot

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Speaker 1: because what I heard was to get that from I

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Speaker 1: never said that. Don't be an idiot. What I heard

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Speaker 1: was I will protect my house at all costs, and

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Speaker 1: if you send your workers over here, I'm going to

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Speaker 1: shoot them. And that, ma'am, is a threat. Okay, you're idiot.

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Speaker 1: I will not be up. You call me at my

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Speaker 1: home and you tell me you're gonna come and dig

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Speaker 1: through my living room and I tell you I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna protect my home, and you take that to

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Speaker 1: me and I'm going to shoot you if idiot was

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Speaker 1: wrong with you? Well, should I think that you're gonna

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Speaker 1: stab me? Is there something else that you're planning on doing?

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Speaker 1: Because I don't know you. I don't know, ma'am. I'm

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Speaker 1: scared now, Okay. Why would you just jump to conclusions

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Speaker 1: like that? No? I never threatened you, okay, And I

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Speaker 1: never threatened your personal body. I'm just saying that I

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Speaker 1: have rights as a citizen and as a person who

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Speaker 1: pays tactics, and as a person who owns this property

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Speaker 1: for somebody not to just walk in here and dig

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Speaker 1: into my living room without giving me anything in writing,

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Speaker 1: without giving me any warning whatsoever, and without without providing

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Speaker 1: some like what if some ma'am, what if your sister

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Speaker 1: April wanted to come in there and dig into your

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Speaker 1: living room? Would you let hurt? What you're talking about?

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Speaker 1: That's something to think about, isn't it. No? What's up?

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Speaker 1: What are you talking about? What do you Why are

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Speaker 1: you talking about my sister now? Because this is actually

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Speaker 1: jewel from brook and Jewel in the morning I'm moving

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Speaker 1: ninety two point five doing a phone tap on you.

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Speaker 1: Your sister April set you up, you guy, she said,

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Speaker 1: she thinks it's funny when you get mad and wanted

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Speaker 1: me to mess with you. I can't believe you guys

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Speaker 1: told me around the girl through my living room. I

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Speaker 1: can't believe you threatened to shoot me. I didn't, okay,

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Speaker 1: I did not try to shoot you, but I would

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Speaker 1: like to now, if that's okay, Yes, that's that's absolutely fine.

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Speaker 1: Weeke up every morning with Jubel phone taps weekday mornings

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Speaker 1: on the twenties point five