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Speaker 1: I'm Bradley Johnson. What's one eight hundred duy away? Not

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Speaker 1: getting behind the wheel after drinking is the best choice,

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Speaker 1: But if you're pulled over, the next best choice it's

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Speaker 1: to call one eight hundred duy away. The twenties. Tell me,

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Speaker 1: I'm colois Is Todd, Todd David from corporate. How are you?

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Speaker 1: I'm doing well, mister. How are you today? Sir? I'm

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Speaker 1: not too bad, Todd, just looking to raise the bar? Okay, Um,

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Speaker 1: how may be your assistance from that regard? You're one

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Speaker 1: of our newer employees here, Todd, Yes, sir, yes, yes,

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Speaker 1: and we look to raise the bar here with everything

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Speaker 1: that we do. That sounds phenomenal. You know, how do

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Speaker 1: you know what I mean by raise the bar? I'm sorry, sorry,

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Speaker 1: I do not know specifically what you mean. Um, but

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Speaker 1: I'm you're here, and I'm what I mean Todd is

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Speaker 1: one finds limits by pushing through them? Am I right? Yes, sir,

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Speaker 1: you're you're right. Absolutely. I agree one one hundred percent.

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Speaker 1: So listen up, Todd. Are you listening, Yes, sir, yes,

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Speaker 1: I'm listening. They put me in charge of getting the

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Speaker 1: new recruits up to speed on our new policy. We

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Speaker 1: have a new company slogan, and I want to share

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Speaker 1: it with you. I'd love to hear it, sir. It's

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Speaker 1: called maintain the Edge, Todd. Todd's not part of the slogan.

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Speaker 1: Your name's not part of the slogan. But maintain the

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Speaker 1: Edge is the slogan. Todd. Yeah, I love it. That

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Speaker 1: sounds like a great slogan, Sir. Did you hear what

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Speaker 1: I said, maintain the edge? Maintaining the edge? Yes? Words

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Speaker 1: just sort of roll off the tongue, don't they they do? Yes, sir,

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Speaker 1: absolutely so, Todd. How are you going to help me

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Speaker 1: maintain the edge? How will I help you maintain the edge? Yes?

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Speaker 1: By doing whatever it is that you need me to do. No, Todd, wrong,

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Speaker 1: that's not how you're gonna help me maintain the edge.

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Speaker 1: How should I help you maintain the edge? Let me

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Speaker 1: ask you a question, Todd. Okay, who's our number one competitor?

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Speaker 1: That would be That is correct? So how are you

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Speaker 1: going to help maintain the edge against those bastards? By

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Speaker 1: by doing the best I can? Wrong? Again, Todd, I'll

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Speaker 1: tell you how you're gonna do it. You and I

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Speaker 1: are gonna take a little road trip this weekend. Up

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Speaker 1: to their company headquarters and we're gonna slash the tires

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Speaker 1: on every car in their parking lot. Um don't I

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Speaker 1: don't know if I'm allowed to do that. I'm fairly

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Speaker 1: new company. It's called maintain the edge, Todd. I don't

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Speaker 1: think I'm allowed to do that. Todd. Let me ask

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Speaker 1: you a question. Let me ask you a question. Would

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Speaker 1: you rather do something that's a little shady to win

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Speaker 1: or would you rather play it safe for the rest

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Speaker 1: of your life like a loser and suck on your

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Speaker 1: grandma's TT. You sucking on hind TT your whole life. No,

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Speaker 1: I don't want to be sucking on anyone's TT for

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Speaker 1: the rest of it, exactly, Todd. So help me maintain

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Speaker 1: the edge. Maybe I should get my manager on the phone.

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Speaker 1: Would always talk to Bob. He might be able to

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Speaker 1: help you with this. Listen here, Todd. You don't think

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Speaker 1: the competition is in an aboard meeting right now drawing

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Speaker 1: up plans on how to set fire to our building,

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Speaker 1: because I guarantee they are, Todd, not the derail of

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Speaker 1: maintaining the edge. Maintain the edge. I don't think they

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Speaker 1: need to set fire to our building. You don't know

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Speaker 1: that do you. I don't know anything for a fact exactly.

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Speaker 1: And I'll be honest, Todd, I'm sick and tired of

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Speaker 1: losing those pansies. We need to strike first and strike hard. Todd,

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Speaker 1: You ever strike hard before? Maybe I don't know quite

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Speaker 1: what you mean by that, Todd. You know what we're

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Speaker 1: gonna do. We're gonna maintain the edge. You've You've said

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Speaker 1: that before, sir, and I'm looking forward to helping you

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Speaker 1: into the edge. Put in a legal and I'm talking

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Speaker 1: maintaining the edge with trespassing, arson, felony, vandalism, whatever we

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Speaker 1: have to do to maintain the edge, We're gonna burn

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Speaker 1: down there building. Todd. Uh, don't give up on me now.

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Speaker 1: I'm not giving up on you, sir. I just I

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Speaker 1: don't want to go to jail. And I feel like

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Speaker 1: this behavior. How's that victorious secret thong fitting on your right? Now? Boy?

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Speaker 1: That's right? What kind of women's underwear you're wearing right now? Huh?

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Speaker 1: Come on, Todd, women's underwear at all? I feel like

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Speaker 1: I'm being a little bit harassed here. Well you are, Todd.

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Speaker 1: How you want me to respond, Well, you are being

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Speaker 1: harassed because this is a prank phone call, Todd, you

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Speaker 1: should have known that. Wait, wait what this is actually

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Speaker 1: Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the morning doing a

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Speaker 1: phone tap on you. No, it's not Yes, it is

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Speaker 1: your brother Eric said. Yeah, your brother Eric set you up.

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Speaker 1: He said you got a new job and you want

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Speaker 1: to to prank you. And I gotta tell you, Todd,

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Speaker 1: I'm a little bit disappointed you won't burn down a

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Speaker 1: building for your new company. Todd. It's called maintaining the edge.

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Speaker 1: I'm maintaining the edge. Weak up every morning with schublefoot

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Speaker 1: taps on the twenty two point five